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The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.
Update frequency:
weekly
Average audio length:
39 minutes
English
United States
22 episodes
since May 4, 2026
episodic
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In today's trainwreck, the Qualified for Nothing gang attempt to discuss the best acts of petty revenge. Hamish explains that you should train bees to attack your neighbors when they're being too noisy, Celaine talks about what it's like to be banned from DoorDash (she has a private chef so it does…
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In this week's episode of our beloved advice podcast, Qualified for Nothing, Hamish has his hygiene insulted by a co-host, not naming names or anything but it rhymes with Jim (Hamish smells amazing btw), Celaine tells you to send your roommate to the streets if they're complaining about the tempera…
Holy 20th episode, Batman! Can you believe it? We made it to 20 whole episodes! In this episode, the gang lose their minds slowly (it gets worse over the next few weeks #spoilers), Kim tells us about the time she reported a coworker for smoking crack on the job, Celaine tells us that you probably s…
In this episode of Qualified for Nothing, the gang answer your stupid questions YET again! Kim gives us her stance on whether or not you should wait for other people to begin eating at the dinner table, Hamish tells us about the time he saw someone at the urinal with his pants around his ankles and…
In this week's episode, Kim discusses the ethics behind sending people to prison for being too stupid, Hamish plots to destroy the Homeowner's Association (QFN does not associate with those statements), and Celaine talks about how to turn your local Social Security Office into a fun LEGO set! Fun Q…
In this week's episode, Hamish explains the best way for your brother's wife (and probably you) to become an international threat is to frame her for the No-Fly List, Celaine finds out the REAL reason Kim isn't allowed to have a dog (don't tell her actual dog), and Kim explains to us the phenomenon…
In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, Hamish teaches you how to safely leave your kids at home while you go to work or Egypt or something, Celaine discusses the ethics of having beef with a 13 year old, and Kim forgets the name of the podcast yet again, despite us being 16 episodes in. Y…
In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, these three ADHD-riddled goofs fail to stay on topic answering your stupid questions. Kim wouldn't let us call this episode "The Piss Episode" so we had to make do. (hi chat btw)
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In this week's trainwreck, Kim tells us that you should find a way to get rid of your sister-in-law's kid before he inevitably grows up to become a serial killer, Hamish explains that the world's gayest straight man is probably just refusing to come out of the closet, and Celaine attempts to discus…
In today's episode of Qualified for Nothing, three childless friends rant and rave and, despite their tangents, tell you, dear audience member, that the worst way to mother a child is to get inappropriately close with your son. Which you probably didn't need our help to work out.Follow @CelainesAS…
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