Qualified for Nothing
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Breaking up with your boyfriend, How to Kick out your Extended Family, Getting matching Butthole Tattoos and Stalking your Coworker

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In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, we've all finally returned from our trips (yes, all of us, totally) and we're here to discuss the things that we're perfectly unqualified for, such as Kim teaching you how to break up with your boyfriend by calling him another name for a cat, Celaine runs us through why you should NOT stalk your coworker and Hamish discusses his interesting tattoo placement...


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