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STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series created by Jeremy Ellett.
Season One: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
"Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, two conspiracy obsessed Influencers, kidnap a Freemason in an ill-advised attempt to uncover the "Secret Knowledge" of the world."
Season Two: Christmas Diner
"An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”
Season Three: The One Stars
"One Star Reviews from all across the Multiverse. Overrated Moon Vacations. Haunted Electronics. Cat beds that don't come in human sizes. Its MST3K meets One Star Reviews in this award-winning comedy fiction podcast. Starring Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) and Blythe Renay.."
STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.
Created by Jeremy Ellett.
Season One: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
"Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, two conspiracy obsessed Influencers, kidnap a Freemason in an ill-advised attempt to uncover the "Secret Knowledge" of the world."
Season Two: Christmas Diner
"An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”
Season Three: The One Stars
"One Star Reviews from all across the Multiverse. Overrated Moon Vacations. Haunted Electronics. Cat beds that don't come in human sizes. Its MST3K meets One Star Reviews in this award-winning comedy fiction podcast. Starring Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) and Blythe Renay.."
STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.
Created by Jeremy Ellett.
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biweekly
Average audio length:
28 minutes
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English
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55 episodes
since Aug. 24, 2021
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explicit content
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A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.
Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their b…
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned
Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban.
Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
Jack C…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli
Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.
Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompso…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped
Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.
CAST:
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music
The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.
Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.
CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Gra…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton
Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do?
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Matthew W…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon
Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.
CAST:
Charlie Wes as Ed.
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Kale Brown as Jimmie.
Michelle K…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?
The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.
CAST:
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Ault as Mac.
Dean J. Smith as Arlo.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.
Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One…
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous
Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber
Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City!
CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
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