The Uncomputable

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It is perhaps foolish to write about a guitar solo, but if I’m a fool for you, that’s something.

Political unity IS possible.

There are more than 30,000 Federal statutes.

I wrote this one 10 years ago but it feels like I wrote it for yesterday.

I had corrective surgery for it when I was 2 but it still does its sideways dance when I’m sleepy.

Prove you are not a robot.

Nobody sings like you do.

None of your friends will be troubled by the most-read poem.

I’ve been a paper boy, a short order cook, a line cook, a waiter, an event manager, a roller rink deejay, a stablehand, a substitute teacher, a college professor, a bike messenger, a grocery bagger, a caterer, a devliery driver, a warehouse manager, a journalist, a web developer and an engi…