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This week Joe and Dave learn that you can be baptised at a flooded roundabout, some things are named after footballers, and Mike Ashley could be the worst landlord in Coventry. And we ask: is petting allowed at Ruel Fox’s animal sanctuary?

This week Joe and Dave discuss the World Cup warts and all, how the USA team seem to all have legs, the Welsh are hairy singers and Japan are likeable. Also Beckham’s diary, commuting pigeons and down in the dumps Dirk.

This week Joe and Dave discover that seagulls will bite their human friends, blackbirds called Derek can be pure evil, revenge crab eating should be an early life lesson, and Ironside was the one in the wheelchair. And we ask: have you ever maintained a mullet?

This week Joe and Dave discuss Nige-fest with Texas Nigel, a confusion of confused wildebeests, being sacked after 10 minutes, and sulky a Ronaldo. And we ask: can you use dildos as a buoyancy aid?

This week Joe and Dave realise that shoe jokes are limited, a referee will follow you into a hedge, a pipette is probably best if you’re using vaginal discharge as perfume, and Ian Rush is 60. Also, Kuyt and Evans phone in.

This week Joe and Dave are back from their holidays and discussing such excellent topics as: what was the funniest war? Who are the greatest average premier league players of all time? What's the best supermarket to pleasure yourself outside of? Is peanut pushing the best use for your nose? Plus, w…

This week Joe and Dave discuss what nefarious activities priests do whilst standing between two dark chairs, how adult nappy wearing can be non sexual, Alan Sugar wants more men, and we hear from Gigi about his athletic prowess. And we ask: is the suction of a Henry Hoover relentless?

This week Joe and Dave discuss how a fat vagina has relevance to vandalism, tennis dogs and Norway saying Nor-Way to Brazil. And we ask: is anyone ever sewn into a big shoe?

This week Joe and Dave discuss Joe's stag do absentees, the broad range of mongers and what they monger, and Joe trains Dave on how to deal with difficult football parents. And we ask: where would you rather live - Brown Willy or Wetwang?