Hangin' Out with the Old Fellas

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It's all happening - all at once. Yes! Spindly Pines! Attrick-mania! Fritz on the turret! Can Barry and Jerry find an angle through it all? And seriously - what does it matter if they can't? We all come to the same end ... more or less. Only a couple of ultimate decisions to make: is there a God ...

Ok - we 'fess up ... We've gone all Phil Spector! Without the murder conviction. Although, that seemed like a pretty good option. We go into the recording booth and some numpty's stolen the second microphone! It was probably Fritz on the Turret - he uses it for karaoke mime. So! Mono it is! I me ...

Who woulda thought - five years got past and nobody noticed! Five years of pants-on-pants-off, denture ventures and getting the gravy to stick. A quick sports wrap, an exploding cetacean, followed by an eerie silence - the perfect podcast.

Yes! Alfred Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren were right! Just not about that. If only the mighty Albo had paid attention. Meanwhile, in New York, the unbridled bridal waltz continued. Break out the Spam!!! The Attrick body count rises. Jerry would be arrest but there's no constabulary left.

Eurovision! They'll let anyone in - Israel! Australia! Kazakhstan! Meryl Streep! This is your behind the screens lowdown on all your high-end Euro-skuttlebutt! What happens under the sequins - shall be exposed! Nothing left to the imagination. No wonder we're falling in love again!

Despite what the papers say ... Don't panic! Oh ok - just a bit. But if in the middle of the panic, you happen to win Powerball, remember it's often more trouble than it's worth. And as Frente always said - keep ya shoes on! Ummm - I think it was Frente ...

Fisticuffs in the Middle East?!!! A bit of Attrick diplomacy will fix it. Trouble with the wowsers at the bowsers? Send in the schnauzers! Abracadabra! Everything wrong is right again!

Ok Spiders - what did Episode 84 ever do to you? Well, whatever it was, the copyright crawlers didn't like it one byte! So, we remixed it, in a vain attempt to erase the offending naughtiness. Enjoy this, our second try at getting Ep 84 into your earbuds. Help me, Obi Won Kenobe! You're my only ...

From one April fool to another - Barry and Jerry are up to their old Attricks. Dead celebrities everywhere - some making a comeback ... and that's no punking. Jerry had a personal emergency. But he made it out - with a bull clip in his back!