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00:00:09.692Hi, hello, hello, hello.
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00:00:10.573You beat me.
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00:00:12.516I can tell there was some energy there.
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00:00:15.022I'm just so excited to talk.
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00:00:16.507I feel like we haven't recorded in a hot minute.
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00:00:17.510It's been a couple weeks.
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00:00:19.506Heather's like confused.
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00:00:23.024We just did this three days ago, no we didn't do this three days ago.
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00:00:25.490It's been like two weeks Go boys.
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00:00:28.085I mean today's episode or no.
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00:00:29.830Last week's episode was how long?
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00:00:33.829Yeah we, I don't know, but it huh, huh, it's been a while.
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00:00:35.392It's been a while.
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00:00:37.688It's been a long time coming.
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00:00:40.164Brandon, you should have done your visine, or whatever.
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00:00:44.070Oh, I didn't do my Visine Well okay, Brandon's going to be looking like a crackhead with these eyes.
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00:00:48.868Because I was having my allergic reaction all day today and I was like I've got to do the Visine before I do the pod.
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00:00:51.569Brandon's allergic to the mall that he works at.
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00:00:53.066I'm allergic to all malls, I think.
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00:00:54.906And now you're being forced to work.
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00:01:01.427I mean, I'm not being forced to work, I just have to work and I can't make my own schedule.
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00:01:04.552He can't make his own schedule anymore, which gives me anxiety.
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00:01:07.475I like to have freedom, creative control over my life.
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00:01:14.078I feel like that does very much fit with your lifestyle and just the way that you like to run your life.
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00:01:22.468I like to have total control, it's just showing you love to roll into the gym at 10.30 and you're, like, I'm supposed to be at work right now, but I'll make it in eventually.
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00:01:29.326But, I will say I can't wait to have all these days off.
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00:01:33.362The tea that you gave us yesterday about this certain employee was was making the rounds at alta woodbury today.
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00:01:37.111Really, yes, word travels fast in the beauty world.
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00:01:40.105We probably shouldn't talk about that, but I don't know no, probably not.
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00:01:43.463I feel like you could say well, you could say an employee did xyz.
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00:01:45.352Well, not an employee yet, oh, you could say an employee did X, y, z.
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00:01:47.079Well, not an employee yet oh a freelancer.
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00:01:48.646An employee for a different company.
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00:01:53.584Oh, because Amari was like wait, he wasn't fired, he was at Macy's today.
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00:01:54.748Yeah, that's awkward.
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00:01:58.206My boss was like please help me, Brandon, why didn't you save me?
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00:02:00.944He wouldn't stop talking to me.
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00:02:06.893Anyways, do we just get the hard part over with Hard part?
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00:02:07.954Well, the election.
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00:02:11.082We don't.
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00:02:12.465We're not just going to glaze over that.
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00:02:13.907Yeah, no, we're not those people.
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00:02:14.487No, we're not.
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00:02:17.651We're going to talk about it because we don't want to be thought of as Trumpsters.
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00:02:19.473I don't think anyone.
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00:02:20.855No, I'm thinking that.
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00:02:22.502No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:02:43.564But like influencers are just pretending like nothing ever happened, are typically trumpsters yeah, if people aren't posting because, like, a lot of people are posting about like how sad they are about the results, the election, and people who are like dead silent and are like probably happy about the results silence speaks okay multiple people popped up, like plant people popped up on my tiktok.
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00:02:51.765So, you know, I've been seeing so many people that say like your friend and I'm like I don't know who these people are, and they're like excited about the results and I was like unfollow, like who are you Ew?
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00:02:52.007Bye, yeah.
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00:03:09.853So if you're watching this and you're like, oh my God, ew, they're like liberal fuck faces, like yeah, bye, you didn step, I know I mean, there are like gay guys that pander to that audience yeah, you're not one of them, though.
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00:03:10.575No, you pander a lot, but not to them.
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00:03:16.389I saw this creator who used to be like uh, ex conservative creator, and uh, she, this is a lesbian.
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00:03:20.865She was like if you want to make some money as a gay, be, pretend to be a republican.
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00:03:27.663They will give you so much money oh, and some do like, some do pretend, or yeah, I don't know, I whatever.
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00:03:32.894Okay, james heather's here with us behind camera again.
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00:03:36.667Hi, heather, hi she almost went home because her cat needed her.
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00:03:49.907Okay, so yeah, heather has a new cat in her life that like showed up here, okay well, I'm gonna insert a picture right now, okay, so you got okay brand our whole last episode.
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00:03:58.882If you guys didn't notice, every time we referenced a picture it didn't get put in well, okay, I was editing last night at like 11 pm and I thought you like watched through it.
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00:04:11.346You're like, oh my god, this is so funny but then, uh, the first pictures that I was supposed to put up were like individual pictures of all of the things from the little altar hall and I was like shit, nicole, I think, is asleep, I'm not going to get these pictures, I'm just not going to put any pictures.
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00:04:13.669And then, like halfway through, I was like sorry for no pictures.
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00:04:29.848Oh, I was like I didn't get to that part Because Brandon's like talking about his car and he'm like here's me in band, yeah, so, Anyways, yeah, so now Heather has a cat in her life and she's freaking out.
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00:04:34.923She's like I need to go home, she's afraid to leave it for more than four hours and I'm like people leave their cats home all day.
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00:04:38.029It'll be okay.
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00:04:39.894No, Not me.
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00:04:43.285She's a new cat owner who does not know much about cats.
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00:04:46.170It's honestly kind of hilarious it is hilarious what she asked me about.
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00:04:57.533She's like, she's like running around, I'm like being crazy, I'm like yeah crackhead hours start at 9 39 sharp they are like nocturnal, so they.
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00:05:00.744I learned that she's like oh my god, is this giving me a life?
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00:05:07.221Now I'm like well, you do have a kitten, technically like a youngster a youngster like five months.
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00:05:07.684They said.
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00:05:08.928You saw the?
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00:05:15.867the tic tacs of like zero to three months they're super cute and then three to 24 months that's what I sent you the t-rex.
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00:05:17.411Uh, yeah, I sent.
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00:05:17.973Yeah, that's in.
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00:05:23.043Yep, I sent that to you today several people have sent that to me okay, yeah, at least three I haven't seen this.
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00:05:24.326Okay, hold on.
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00:05:27.766Okay, let me put it on the list.
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00:05:41.807No, let me, because I sent it to heather today, just right now see it's like be aware of these developmental stages if you get a cat one to three months, super cute adorable cuddly.
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00:05:49.800Yeah, that was very funny yeah three to 24 months, crazy.
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00:05:53.848Yeah, so, okay, moving right along.
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00:05:55.730Happy for you, heather.
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00:05:55.951I mean.
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00:05:57.620Okay, so we're glazing over the election.
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00:05:59.605Um, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:06:01.649Very somber day yesterday.
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00:06:04.516Okay, so we're filming this on november 7th.
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00:06:11.730So yesterday, like morning, we got the news um, I hate it here it was a rough how did it end?
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00:06:12.872The smallest man who ever lived.
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00:06:14.663So much taylor that I've been listening to.
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00:06:27.543Um, it's always relevant yeah, I feel like there's a lot of people who just didn't realize how much you didn't realize that 2016 to 2020 affected people because it didn't affect them yep, that part um.
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00:06:41.130I think it's uh if the universe will continue to give you lessons until you learn them, and if you didn't learn it the first time around, it will present it again and then to see if you learned it and then, if you didn't, then you have to repeat the lesson until it's learned.
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00:06:44.245So I think that's what's going on with america, like we all forgot.
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00:06:45.807Yeah, we forgot.
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00:06:46.468I didn't forget.
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00:06:50.824No, I didn't forget either, like so many people forgot yeah, are just like, yeah, whatever.
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00:06:53.033Like all of the like, hey, get out there and vote.
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00:06:59.738Those are four people that need to vote democrat, because republicans will always show up and vote, no matter what.
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00:07:00.581They will show up and vote.
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00:07:01.685You need to vote.
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00:07:04.014I don't care if you don't like either of them.
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00:07:06.161That is so privileged to be.
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00:07:09.908Like, oh, my god, it's like it's it doesn't affect you.
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00:07:20.430Then, clearly, like even andy cohen was, like I voted for kamala, knowing that I'll get richer if trump is in office, and he said I will, I will get richer, but I didn't vote for that because that's not the future I want for my kids.
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00:07:23.024Like that's not the future I want for.
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00:07:24.307Like all the women in my life.
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00:07:30.726Like, yeah, not good, I'm scared for my brother's trans.
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00:07:38.050Um, my good friends are transgender and he wants to make them detransition and he wants to get rid of the department of education.
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00:07:42.670Like that's just nuts to me like project 2025.
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00:07:43.713Have you guys read any of that?
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00:07:48.572He wants to bring it back to like one vote per household and the husband gets to vote.
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00:07:52.120The women need permission to leave the state, All this shit Like.
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00:07:53.786What are you talking about?
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00:08:04.911So lots of pictures that I'm making notes of as you guys are talking, I'm going to put down picture of Gilead a handmaid's tale.
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00:08:07.524Because that's what we're entering into.
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00:08:08.427That is a possibility.
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00:08:15.767I was like wow, there's a lot of furious scribbling, I feel like.
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00:08:20.007The other day you sent me a picture, something that you wrote down, and I was like god, my handwriting is awful.
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00:08:21.112I was like you were.
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00:08:22.117Like, I think it looks pretty good.
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00:08:25.069Today, though, I was like I can't read any of that.
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00:08:26.968I have awful handwriting.
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00:08:30.168Should we get rid of one more sad thing before we move on?
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00:08:31.391Sure.
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00:08:33.605You want to talk about Cease.
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00:08:47.529Oh yeah, when we recorded the last podcast, it was two days before our former legendary producer executive, legendary producer Cease Picture, cease, cease, montage Passed away Our former legendary producer, executive legendary producer CC, mm-hmm, cc.
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00:08:48.793Montage Passed away, mm-hmm.
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00:08:54.846She went over the rainbow, whatever the fuck they call it, cross the rainbow bridge, they say.
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00:08:56.370She was playing Mario Kart.
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00:09:00.866She was on Rainbow Road, but yeah, it was her time.
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00:09:01.985She's very old.
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00:09:10.172Nothing in particular was going on besides the fact that she was just an old girl and she was ready and she was letting everyone know she was ready.
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00:09:13.528So, yeah, we all came over here and said our goodbyes.
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00:09:14.980It was very sad, lots of tears, like.
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00:09:21.751I've actually never seen Brandon so upset in my entire life and I was like here insert the picture of Brandon crying that I took.
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00:09:26.966And I took it because I was like, oh my god, look at us, we're both crying.
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00:09:29.419I didn't realize it was going to be us crying for two hours and I'd never seen like.
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00:09:32.046I've seen you cry like sometimes, and I think you're about to cry now.
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00:09:35.462Um, I see it in your eyes, unless it's just the red.
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00:09:43.143It's welling up it's welling up, I think, because cc really like changed your life and made you like I'm a cat person.
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00:09:57.327Yeah well, I don't know if I'm actually a cat person, but I am definitely a cc person so it was very sad and uh, yeah, and that's kind of that on that, so long by cc by producer cc merch.
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00:10:00.721There is new um, queen cc, merch out on the merch thing.
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00:10:08.881Um, you can throw in a little tip for Brenna if you want lots of, uh, medical expenses leading up to all that.
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00:10:11.647So, yeah, it was.
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00:10:12.589It was a sad day.
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00:10:17.361It was like, um, just sad to watch her in that condition too.
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00:10:36.480So but I it gave me some peace too to know like she was ready, because I know it's a really, really hard decision to make and it feels like you like fucking killed your cat, but like you need to like let them go, because it is kind of inhumane to just let them like wait till they actually die, like that's like even one more day.
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00:10:41.668Yeah, even one more day she yeah, it's, it's painful, it's sad, it's, and they don't want that.
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00:10:46.216So, yeah, that's that rpcs.
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00:10:59.653She'll live on forever through this podcast cheech, an international celebrity oh yeah, because, oh my god, when we posted that, I mean I had so many people responding and you said you had so many dms I was like okay, gotta get through these.
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00:11:00.240I'm just gonna hard.
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00:11:01.842Everything I was, I had to take it like chunks.
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00:11:09.472I'm like okay, started sobbing again, let's do the rest tomorrow we have boy girl cup today.
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00:11:12.101If you guys are watching on the youtube, go watch on the youtube.
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00:11:17.163All of you guys are listening on podcasts which maybe they're watching oh my god, what should we do?
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00:11:31.816Like an andy going drinking game for the pod if you like, if every time you hear this word heather can pick out the word or I can make the saying I mean last episode would have been.
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00:11:36.346Every time they say bumping that take a fucking shot that ass, perfect baby.
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00:11:40.014Or like take a shot every time heather interjects.
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00:11:47.668We'd all be wasted in 20 minutes we love watch what happens live with andy cohen.
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00:11:49.253If you guys don't know, he like puts up.
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00:11:50.081He's like um.
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00:11:58.831When you hear this word, take a shot, like my guests don't know what it is um, and sometimes it's a word like she, yeah and I'm like okay what?
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00:12:02.059And a lot of times it's like a name of someone.
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00:12:04.025They're most likely going to be talking about the whole episode.
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00:12:10.860So, yeah, maybe we'll start doing that.
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00:12:12.523It was just Halloween.
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00:12:13.544What did you do for Halloween?
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00:12:18.941Well, the first weekend of Halloween we cried about Cece yes.
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00:12:22.849And then last weekend, I we watched the trick-or-treaters on the camera.
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00:12:25.356Oh my God, what Coming to the door with the lightstreaters on the camera.
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00:12:25.720Oh my God, what?
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00:12:29.711Coming to the door with the lights off, like calling the house.
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00:12:31.365Did I not show you this video?
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00:12:33.823Yes, you did Wait, put it in.
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00:12:37.409Put it in Because it is actually so scary.
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00:12:43.846I was like so fucking frightened Like what is that mask?
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00:12:53.394I don't know, it looked like, looked like it was like made of human skin sewn with like needles made of bone like some kids were coming to trick-or-treat at brain.
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00:12:56.072And of course the ring doorbell has a camera.
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00:12:57.278I just keep getting notifications.
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00:12:58.481Someone is calling you, someone's calling you.
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00:13:00.287I'm out of town, so I'm like, I'm just looking.
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00:13:02.140I'm like, are these like door dashers?
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00:13:02.802What's going on?
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00:13:05.628I was looking and, mind you, it was like after.
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00:13:12.130So, trick-or-treating ended at seven and all the people who did it were, it was like 720, I think it's when the first group of teens came.
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00:13:17.427Mind you, half the teens weren't wearing costumes and they would get all offended that we didn't answer the door.
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00:13:17.649I'm like.
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00:13:28.033So the first one, brenna, was upstairs, lights were on, but the outside light was not on, and so after that she went downstairs, turned off all the lights except the plant lights and then I texted her and then the second ones came.
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00:13:31.049I was like, oh my god, turn off the lights, like what's going on?
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00:13:40.484Because apparently trick-or-treaters don't know that when the lights are off you don't that means don't ring the doorbell so if you're a parent, teach your kids this um, and so then she's like.
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00:13:46.945I went downstairs, all the lights are off except the plant lights, and so then I turned the plant lights off, so our house is completely dark, zero, dark, 30.
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00:13:49.746From the road you cannot see any lights.
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00:13:55.365Like two or three more groups of kids came up and it's pitch black out there.
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00:13:55.966It's scary.
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00:13:58.873Very frightening.
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00:14:01.308But then I think it was the second to last.
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00:14:02.621I couldn't watch it anymore.
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00:14:08.573I'm like just sitting with my mom and my brother and I'm like, oh my God, and they're like what?
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00:14:12.124And I was like look at this.
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00:14:15.250Did they get any trick-or-treaters, or do you live too much in the middle of nowhere out there?
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00:14:17.114My parents' house, no, my brother's house.
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00:14:19.162They got some, I guess.
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00:14:23.453Yeah, Brandon went home for some Harry for children some harry potter thing okay that?
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00:14:28.866Okay, that was cool okay, we don't support harry potter though, because, like jk, rowling is a turf.
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00:14:29.970But yeah she is.
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00:14:33.769I might have made me a trumper, like that's how good it was.
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00:14:43.164I was like what the well, I really, because I thought you were going to like a harry potter musical, but it was like based on harry potter, but it was like after like yeah, so it was it was a broadway show.
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00:14:44.754well, technically, I think it was in after, like yeah, so it was.
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00:14:45.379It was a Broadway show.
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00:14:47.528Well, technically, I think it was in the West end first.
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00:14:53.767It was based 20 years after Harry Potter, so it was like they're Harry Potter's kids.
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00:14:55.884And Hermione's like a lesbian or something.
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00:14:57.629No, oh, hermione was black.
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00:14:58.831Oh, okay.
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00:15:16.368But not a lesbian Um but the whole thing was a gay love story okay, that's what I'm thinking of a gay love story between who um harry potter's child and draco malfoy's child oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, I remember this and apparently the original one was five and a half hours long.
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00:15:21.566You had to see it over two nights two nights and honestly I would have been.
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00:15:23.389The intermission was like overnight.
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00:15:27.174Yeah, is that what inspired your new hair, brandon?
00:15:27.174 -->
00:15:28.802No, oh, you want to look like.
00:15:28.841 -->
00:15:30.025Jacob Malloy.
00:15:30.668 -->
00:15:30.849No.
00:15:31.409 -->
00:15:33.845Oh no, brandon always does this to his hair every once in a while.
00:15:33.865 -->
00:15:37.745Yeah, but no, it's very shaved on the sides.
00:15:37.980 -->
00:15:40.144They went down really close to your skull.
00:15:40.144 -->
00:15:46.114I like when they do that, because then I don't have to get a haircut as often 60 bucks a piece, I mean okay.
00:15:46.240 -->
00:15:47.485I would love to get a haircut every week.
00:15:47.485 -->
00:15:48.447How do people afford that?
00:15:50.282 -->
00:15:50.946I know a lot of guys.
00:15:50.946 -->
00:15:56.831When I worked at a hair salon a lot of guys would come in like every like week or two weeks and I'm just like I'm sick of seeing you here.
00:15:57.561 -->
00:16:00.330And the sad thing is 60 bucks is pretty good, including tip.
00:16:01.120 -->
00:16:10.325For like a good lineup, yeah, tip for like a good lineup yeah, like normally it's 60 bucks not including tip.
00:16:10.325 -->
00:16:13.873Okay, heather's getting her red wine out well, brandy, you were talking about moving to houston.
00:16:13.893 -->
00:16:23.412You can't do that in trump's america well, I know I am a little nervy about that now I mean, but like your man's, lived there during that era, right well, I think he's a little nervy now too.
00:16:23.412 -->
00:16:29.471Yeah, yeah maybe you guys should just come up here, maybe he should just move up here, move out of the house, move up here.
00:16:29.471 -->
00:16:32.028Is there any topic we're not getting?
00:16:32.067 -->
00:16:32.649into tonight.
00:16:32.649 -->
00:16:37.221I feel like we have like tiptoed on like every deep topic in life right now.
00:16:37.221 -->
00:16:38.745We got family trauma.
00:16:38.745 -->
00:16:43.831We got election trauma we have pet death, we have gay fear.
00:16:44.231 -->
00:16:45.693We have Trump's text.
00:16:45.693 -->
00:16:46.836What's next?
00:16:48.260 -->
00:16:49.446We're talking about Halloween.
00:16:49.446 -->
00:16:52.187Sorry, we were talking about Halloween.
00:16:52.279 -->
00:16:53.686And creepy kids in big masks.
00:16:55.039 -->
00:16:57.490Okay, so for Halloween I actually went to a little Halloween party.
00:16:57.940 -->
00:16:59.086You actually had a Halloween.
00:16:59.220 -->
00:17:02.711Okay, add in there pictures from oh look a strawberry.
00:17:02.711 -->
00:17:04.666Yeah, pictures from Halloween.
00:17:04.666 -->
00:17:07.703Nicole's Halloweenlloween actually was invited to a little.
00:17:07.703 -->
00:17:09.108I mean, invited is really loose.
00:17:09.108 -->
00:17:21.601But I just I'm on this shop's close friend story because I used to water the plants there back when I was working at planting queens and my friend bell works there, shout out bell um, and they were having this little halloween party and I was even telling y'all.
00:17:21.601 -->
00:17:26.932I was like I don't know if I want to go to this, like I'm not feeling it and I was because you were like you're planning on coming here?
00:17:27.092 -->
00:17:31.109you're like I'm just gonna go to this party I was like I'm just gonna make an appearance and then I'm gonna come over.
00:17:31.109 -->
00:17:33.746Oh, but y'all I was.
00:17:33.746 -->
00:17:35.369I was hitting back the drinks because it was all.
00:17:35.369 -->
00:17:41.044It was all free drinks and I was like, okay, jello shot, jello shot, tequila shot, white claw, white White Claw.
00:17:41.044 -->
00:17:43.185I was very much drunk when I left.
00:17:43.246 -->
00:17:50.894It was like 11.45, and me and Heather were just sitting on the couch and I'm like I think Nicole's- having a lot of fun I don't think she's coming over, it's just us.
00:17:50.894 -->
00:17:51.674Tonight it was fun.
00:17:51.674 -->
00:17:53.156We were playing beer pong in the basement.
00:17:56.421 -->
00:18:00.595This basement was the very first embalming room in the Twin Cities or in Minneapolis.
00:18:00.595 -->
00:18:09.064Very creepy, creepy, uh creepy basement pictures cue.
00:18:09.064 -->
00:18:10.327Um, they had it lit up like red.
00:18:10.327 -->
00:18:11.833Very, very weird, but very cute.
00:18:11.833 -->
00:18:12.796Um, was this at the soapbox factory?
00:18:12.796 -->
00:18:15.665No, I'm not going there ever, no well, it's spooky it's called moth oddities.
00:18:15.665 -->
00:18:17.332They are a vintage shop where's?
00:18:17.571 -->
00:18:19.097where's the soapbox factory?
00:18:19.097 -->
00:18:19.479What is that?
00:18:19.901 -->
00:18:21.226you don't know about that haunted house, it's legit haunted.
00:18:21.226 -->
00:18:23.432Oh, my god, the soapbox okay when people go there because they set it up as like a spooky thing every year.
00:18:23.432 -->
00:18:23.653It's legit.
00:18:23.653 -->
00:18:24.175Oh my god, the soapbox.
00:18:24.175 -->
00:18:24.336Okay.
00:18:24.336 -->
00:18:29.652When people go there because they set it up as like a spooky thing every year, it's like that's like the scary thing to go to.
00:18:29.652 -->
00:18:31.182And there's some people who are like I will not go.
00:18:31.182 -->
00:18:37.747I heard because, yeah, they can touch you, they can fuck you up, they separate you, yeah, and give you a safe word.
00:18:37.767 -->
00:18:42.144Yeah, they give you a safe word, it is so fucking scary apparently, but then some people go in there.
00:18:42.246 -->
00:18:44.530It's not that scary so it's like actually haunted.
00:18:44.530 -->
00:18:49.242And then they're like we're going to dramatically haunt this on top of the ghost creepy.
00:18:49.303 -->
00:18:49.763It's creepy.
00:18:49.763 -->
00:18:54.722I don't know much about it, but I've like, like I haven't even heard that word since like pre-pandemic.
00:18:54.722 -->
00:18:59.982But I've known about this place and have never wanted to get, never, no desire, none at all.
00:18:59.982 -->
00:19:08.487So, um, actual halloween, I had some co-workers come over because they wanted to hang out with my cats, and chris didn't feel like hosting, like he usually does.
00:19:08.487 -->
00:19:09.711So I was like you know what?
00:19:09.711 -->
00:19:10.112Why don't we?
00:19:10.112 -->
00:19:13.211I have a big couch, why don't we all come over and hang out at my place?
00:19:13.211 -->
00:19:18.665Um, so they did, and we watched midsummer, and then we watched, um, what is it called?
00:19:18.665 -->
00:19:20.108The substance?
00:19:20.650 -->
00:19:24.351oh, I heard, that's good oh my god, you guys gotta watch it.
00:19:24.351 -->
00:19:24.934It's actually okay.
00:19:24.934 -->
00:19:29.859There's a lot of boobs, so kind of a plus, if you like that I mean insert picture of boobs.
00:19:29.859 -->
00:19:33.287Demi more is in it.
00:19:33.287 -->
00:19:39.824And then, okay, I didn't really understand the hype of this girl, margaret coiley.
00:19:39.824 -->
00:19:41.406Um, she's jack antonoff's wife.
00:19:41.406 -->
00:19:47.334Oh, oh, oh, brandon, she is hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:19:47.334 -->
00:19:56.786Her whole cause like they're showing her, them like naked a lot, and I was like, oh my God, she is magnificent, jack.
00:19:56.925 -->
00:20:00.373Okay, jack, I see a pick Insert pick here, no.
00:20:01.321 -->
00:20:12.164Jack Antonoff Like okay, dude, good job, because, wow, but he makes a lot of money, so it makes sense.
00:20:12.164 -->
00:20:13.228I mean I don't know, he works with taylor swift.
00:20:13.228 -->
00:20:23.667I mean, yeah, he makes a lot of money, but I'm just saying like he pulled a good one because, damn, um, taylor, if I were to have just seen her face, which she's a beautiful face, I probably wouldn't be like, oh my god, she's so hot.
00:20:23.667 -->
00:20:31.464But then, like I mean, not to objectify, but to objectify, wow, body's, body's, body's.
00:20:31.464 -->
00:20:35.307Yeah, we were talking about that in the last episode and I guess they watched it without me.
00:20:35.327 -->
00:20:35.929I've never seen it.
00:20:35.929 -->
00:20:36.791And Brandon's like it's okay.
00:20:36.791 -->
00:20:48.146I'm like I'm not wanting to watch it because it reason why people watch twilight.
00:20:48.146 -->
00:20:49.951Like it's, like it's supposed to be iconic twilight.
00:20:49.951 -->
00:20:50.393What do you mean?
00:20:50.393 -->
00:20:51.035Twilight's not good.
00:20:51.035 -->
00:20:51.355Shut up people.
00:20:51.355 -->
00:20:51.777Okay, I love twilight.
00:20:51.777 -->
00:20:52.680I have twilight nails on.
00:20:52.680 -->
00:20:53.500I have twilight nails on.
00:20:53.500 -->
00:20:56.366It is like the cheesiest, weirdest shit.
00:20:56.366 -->
00:20:59.053The people who were in it like hate it.
00:20:59.053 -->
00:21:01.163Like it's it is not.
00:21:01.163 -->
00:21:02.066You need to re-watch it.
00:21:02.066 -->
00:21:03.469Maybe because it is it's good.
00:21:03.469 -->
00:21:09.989I love it because it's camp, but it's not like objectively a good movie.
00:21:09.989 -->
00:21:10.609Okay, fair enough.
00:21:10.951 -->
00:21:21.993Like, yeah, people who love it, I love it I watched most of them in theaters with my mother oh yeah, I watched breaking dawn in theaters when it came out midnight premiere is breaking down there.
00:21:21.993 -->
00:21:23.138No, what's the original one?
00:21:23.138 -->
00:21:24.093Twilight, twilight, yeah I didn't watch that one.
00:21:24.055 -->
00:21:24.451I hope brenna can't hear us right now.
00:21:24.451 -->
00:21:25.108No, she'll come Night premiere Is Breaking Dawn.
00:21:25.070 -->
00:21:26.337No, what's the original On Twilight, twilight, new Moon, eclipse, breaking Dawn.
00:21:26.558 -->
00:21:28.046I hope Brenna can't hear us Right now.
00:21:28.046 -->
00:21:32.199No, she'll come in, she'll freak out she would be deeply offended by us talking shit about Twilight.
00:21:32.862 -->
00:21:33.663I'm not talking shit.
00:21:33.663 -->
00:21:34.547I love Twilight.
00:21:34.547 -->
00:21:35.430No, she says it wasn't good.
00:21:36.748 -->
00:21:45.549I'm sure she's also like, yeah, it's cheesy, it's weird, but we watch it Because the exact same thing yeah, okay, okay, but yeah, the substance recommend.
00:21:46.692 -->
00:21:58.704Um, it's about demi more who is feeling bad about her, like wrinkliness and oldness, and takes the substance to get young, but she has to switch bodies every week.
00:21:58.704 -->
00:22:06.471So she's in her old body for seven days and then she switches to the young body for seven days and the other one.
00:22:06.471 -->
00:22:12.250It's two separate bodies but they are one together and uh, it's, it gets crazy.
00:22:12.250 -->
00:22:13.513It gets very, very crazy.
00:22:13.513 -->
00:22:15.586At the very end dennis quaid is in it.
00:22:15.586 -->
00:22:16.669Crazy, dennis quaid.
00:22:16.669 -->
00:22:20.319Um, yeah, very interesting, very highly recommend.
00:22:20.319 -->
00:22:26.392Oh, I'm like getting close to like running out of things on my list.
00:22:26.451 -->
00:22:32.980I mean, we can just start blabbing yeah, but we need to like, we need like structure on blabbing because, like, what do you what?
00:22:32.980 -->
00:22:34.404What topic do you want to talk about right now?
00:22:34.404 -->
00:22:36.651This is not being edited in.
00:22:36.671 -->
00:22:40.252This is being edited out, right this no, this is no, this is part of it.
00:22:40.252 -->
00:22:43.584We don't cut unless it's like something like we don't want the public to know.
00:22:44.727 -->
00:22:44.926Oh my.
00:22:44.946 -->
00:22:45.167God, oh my.
00:22:45.188 -->
00:22:45.970God, zoom in.
00:22:45.970 -->
00:22:47.693Bye Jesus.
00:22:47.693 -->
00:22:48.862Also.
00:22:48.862 -->
00:22:49.926We have this window open again.
00:22:49.926 -->
00:22:51.249Do you think the bugs are going to come?
00:22:51.328 -->
00:22:51.550in again.
00:22:51.550 -->
00:22:52.819I already looked, they haven't shown up.
00:22:52.819 -->
00:22:54.323It's 36 degrees outside.
00:22:54.323 -->
00:22:55.506It's too cold, too cold.
00:22:55.586 -->
00:22:58.272Okay, okay, all right, it's spooky season.
00:23:06.240 -->
00:23:06.601I'm not, it snowed.
00:23:06.621 -->
00:23:08.384It snowed on halloween yeah, I'm so glad I was not here during halloween.
00:23:08.384 -->
00:23:20.409I was moving shit out of the my work's basement because we're we closed one location, we're combining into the other location and on halloween was the very last day of when we could be there technically and oh my goodness was.
00:23:20.409 -->
00:23:22.960There's so much stuff to get rid of that seemed like a nightmare.
00:23:22.960 -->
00:23:25.465I don't even know what I would do I didn't know how I got roped into moving.
00:23:25.465 -->
00:23:27.470Love y'all.
00:23:27.470 -->
00:23:28.712At least you got paid for it.
00:23:28.913 -->
00:23:31.768I do, yes, I, because I get roped into moving and I don't get paid.
00:23:32.289 -->
00:23:38.461I am oh yeah, you said that like zach, or a friend zach, which, oh my god, did you see that picture that zach posted on his instagram story?
00:23:38.461 -->
00:23:40.965I was like okay, zach dead ass perfect.
00:23:40.965 -->
00:23:44.452Baby zach is hot but he wouldn't even know that he's so short.
00:23:44.933 -->
00:23:45.013No.
00:23:45.981 -->
00:23:47.186He does not look short in pictures.
00:23:47.319 -->
00:23:49.200Unless he's in a picture with someone else With people, yes.
00:23:50.124 -->
00:23:57.207Oh God, that puppy mill I was looking up was just, in my recents, added to the list of sad shit.
00:23:57.207 -->
00:24:00.662We're talking about the puppy mill, yes, no, I don't want to go there anymore.
00:24:00.662 -->
00:24:01.082I can't, yeah.
00:24:01.082 -->
00:24:03.425I don't want to go there anymore.
00:24:03.425 -->
00:24:03.905I can't, yeah.
00:24:03.905 -->
00:24:06.911I was like damn Zach with those veiny arms that you love.
00:24:07.171 -->
00:24:12.962I mean it must be nice being short Because you can just put on so much muscle.
00:24:12.962 -->
00:24:14.506Us tall people have so much work to do.
00:24:14.506 -->
00:24:16.849We can't buy clothes, brandon.
00:24:16.849 -->
00:24:18.593We can't buy clothes.
00:24:21.306 -->
00:24:22.531Nothing fits, it's not fun.
00:24:23.920 -->
00:24:33.277I can't buy clothes either, man, maybe I should watch these little little nubbers that we like put our mouths on and like pass around.
00:24:34.467 -->
00:24:36.318We should probably watch these.
00:24:36.884 -->
00:24:38.338I am horrified.
00:24:38.338 -->
00:24:43.906I am basically like, just like giving this mic we've had these for years.
00:24:43.906 -->
00:24:48.144If you put these in your washer, they will not come out.
00:24:48.183 -->
00:24:54.501No, I think they would need to be put in a bag together these need to be hand washed.
00:24:54.561 -->
00:24:56.724Yeah, oh my god.
00:24:56.785 -->
00:25:02.310Now I'm like yeah, I felt my like lip on this and there's like so much CC hair on them.
00:25:02.310 -->
00:25:06.336It smells like wet dog a little bit.
00:25:09.421 -->
00:25:11.248This one doesn't seem to have much of an odor.
00:25:11.380 -->
00:25:14.830This smells like basement, like must.
00:25:14.830 -->
00:25:16.630Now you're putting your whole nose on it.
00:25:16.932 -->
00:25:22.925When people put their mouths on that, okay, so, when we're done with this, everyone take off your little mic cap and I will go watch them in the sink with some Dawn.
00:25:22.925 -->
00:25:27.346Just so, dawn, ultra, ultra clean, ultra sprayald.
00:25:27.346 -->
00:25:31.153Power wash, power wash dawn power wash brandon.
00:25:31.733 -->
00:25:43.451Um, I also am traumatized by the smell of it now, because it just smells to me like dirty dishes, like it's just the smell reminds me of cleaning dirty dishes now, so it grosses me out every time.
00:25:43.451 -->
00:25:47.240Did you ever have one of those musical toothbrushes?
00:25:47.240 -->
00:25:53.491No, but my brother's dead oh, do your parents hate you?
00:25:53.491 -->
00:25:54.795Or were they out of style or what?
00:25:54.980 -->
00:25:55.982I was a little.
00:25:55.982 -->
00:25:57.686I was an eight-year-old adult and I was too.
00:25:57.686 -->
00:25:59.912I was too too cool too mature for that.
00:25:59.912 -->
00:26:01.041Oh wow, I did almost get a musical snorkel.
00:26:01.041 -->
00:26:04.026Huh, same concept, but it was a almost get a musical snorkel.
00:26:05.147 -->
00:26:05.407Huh.
00:26:05.647 -->
00:26:07.030Same concept, but it was a snorkel.
00:26:07.351 -->
00:26:10.295Musical snorkel, like you go snorkeling and you hear music in it.
00:26:10.295 -->
00:26:13.446Yeah, when you bite it Huh.
00:26:13.467 -->
00:26:14.349The music goes in your ears.
00:26:17.119 -->
00:26:19.663All right, I'm adding that to the list of Google-ables.
00:26:19.663 -->
00:26:22.670She's on her second page, almost at the end of it.
00:26:22.690 -->
00:26:23.530This is a nightmare.
00:26:23.530 -->
00:26:25.193I'm going to have to put in so many pictures.
00:26:25.720 -->
00:26:27.132So many videos I mean some of them you might not have to.
00:26:27.132 -->
00:26:34.145These are just ideas where I think it would be helpful, because who the fuck knows what a musical snorkel is?
00:26:34.319 -->
00:26:52.644Well, it just looks like a snorkel, but you bite it, kind of like the teeth brushing thing, but it is still you do a snorkeling.
00:26:52.703 -->
00:26:54.988I used to snorkel a lot where, in lakes and oceans and rivers and ponds and, okay, brandon, snorkel.
00:26:55.008 -->
00:27:05.430Snorkeling kind of scares me though, because it's definitely the one that you have to be on the surface with right yeah, well, you could, you can go under, and then you can come up and you go like blow out all the water from the snorkel.
00:27:06.060 -->
00:27:08.983I would definitely accidentally breathe in some water and die Because I have asthma.
00:27:09.144 -->
00:27:13.029I didn't do that Because I didn't have a strong enough lung capacity to get all that water out.
00:27:13.420 -->
00:27:15.949When's the last time you've had to use an inhaler?
00:27:18.740 -->
00:27:25.108My asthma is viral rather than activity, so there's virally induced asthma, activity induced asthma.
00:27:25.108 -->
00:27:26.905So I only get asthma when I'm really sick.
00:27:26.905 -->
00:27:29.766Okay so that's why I use a nebulizer.
00:27:30.361 -->
00:27:36.749Oh, that's what you talk about, Because Brandon and Sam are always talking about their nebulizer and I'm like I don't even really know what that is.
00:27:36.749 -->
00:27:40.410Is that the next step on my ADHD journey is getting a nebulizer.
00:27:40.590 -->
00:27:53.045No, I don't know if it has anything to do with adhd, but explain.
00:27:53.045 -->
00:27:54.026The heather writes nebulizer.
00:27:54.026 -->
00:27:55.228How did you spell nebulizer?
00:27:55.428 -->
00:28:02.584I can't spell I'm a good speller it's like nebula, but then with eyes so is this something you put up your nose?
00:28:03.005 -->
00:28:04.667no, no, it's like a mask, it's like a hospital mask.
00:28:04.667 -->
00:28:06.010We're going to insert a photo.
00:28:06.111 -->
00:28:08.682Okay, okay, dance, wait.
00:28:08.682 -->
00:28:12.808Insert a photo of Brandon using it, because I know he has some pictures of him with it on.
00:28:13.279 -->
00:28:15.188Nebulizer dash Brandon using.
00:28:15.188 -->
00:28:19.046In college I did put vodka in my nebulizer to see if I could inhale vodka.
00:28:19.046 -->
00:28:19.888It did not work.
00:28:19.888 -->
00:28:25.760Yeah, I don.
00:28:25.760 -->
00:28:28.769Yeah, I don't think you can vaporize it like you can with marijuana people said you could, but that was like 2011.
00:28:28.788 -->
00:28:46.811I think it's just this placebo, probably probably like oh, I'm so fucked up as most college experiences oh yeah I I look back at my one year at eau claire fondly a little bit insert picture of brand Brandon pissing on floor of the pickle.
00:28:46.811 -->
00:28:51.406I still never been to the pickle.
00:28:51.406 -->
00:28:52.730We need to take an Eau Claire trip.
00:28:52.730 -->
00:28:53.960We could, so we can go to my pickle.
00:28:54.501 -->
00:28:57.991Oh, we could go to the greenhouse.
00:28:57.991 -->
00:29:00.064Why am I blanking?
00:29:00.345 -->
00:29:01.449Down to earth, down to earth.
00:29:01.449 -->
00:29:03.223I know they've been begging me to come.
00:29:03.223 -->
00:29:05.288I love y'all, and then we can stay there.
00:29:05.328 -->
00:29:10.167Yes, let's go go to the bars, all the townie bars, heather you would love it.
00:29:10.188 -->
00:29:11.835Oh my god, let's take a little clear trip, why not?
00:29:11.915 -->
00:29:15.125film it in the pickle or like in college town.
00:29:16.146 -->
00:29:23.330I'm sad I wasn't there for my 21st birthday where you spin the wheel.
00:29:23.330 -->
00:29:26.403Multiple birthdays do I need to bring wear shoes that I'm okay ruining?
00:29:26.403 -->
00:29:30.792Yes, because people will pee on that.
00:29:30.792 -->
00:29:43.425It's so disgusting, though I got a tattoo two tattoos on the tattoo place that's on that same street, on water street which one I don't know what's called, like west tattoo or something I don't know.
00:29:43.425 -->
00:29:45.568It's called, like West Tattoo or something I don't know, water Street Tattoo.
00:29:46.589 -->
00:29:48.373I'm sure there were, I don't know.
00:29:49.234 -->
00:29:49.815What's the other one?
00:29:49.815 -->
00:29:51.246It's called like Dooley's or something.
00:29:51.779 -->
00:29:53.704Oh, my roommate, my old roommate used to work at Dooley's.
00:29:54.165 -->
00:29:54.827That's what it's called.
00:29:54.827 -->
00:29:56.653There was one in Rochester.
00:29:56.653 -->
00:29:57.963What's the restaurant?
00:29:57.963 -->
00:29:58.787That starts with an M.
00:29:58.787 -->
00:30:00.521I was obsessed with that place.
00:30:00.541 -->
00:30:01.182Mona Lisa's.
00:30:01.644 -->
00:30:02.684No, you just made that up.
00:30:03.125 -->
00:30:04.788No, Mona Lisa's is on Water Street.
00:30:04.847 -->
00:30:10.115Yes, well, I don't know what you're talking about, the Pickle Eau Claire, because that'll take me straight to that street.
00:30:10.115 -->
00:30:12.824It's Water Street.
00:30:13.306 -->
00:30:14.369Mona Lisa's.
00:30:16.201 -->
00:30:20.108It's called like God it's going to piss me off.
00:30:20.108 -->
00:30:21.463Is it still there?
00:30:21.463 -->
00:30:21.826I don't know.
00:30:21.826 -->
00:30:22.949I hope it is there's an antique store.
00:30:22.949 -->
00:30:23.313Is it still there?
00:30:23.313 -->
00:30:26.023I don't know, I hope it is there's an antique store.
00:30:26.044 -->
00:30:31.367There was actually a really nice boutique down there, like with like expensive designer clothes which was a while ago.
00:30:31.388 -->
00:30:33.987Oh, everyone liked going to, I got my bedroom lamp there, I believe.
00:30:34.119 -->
00:30:34.923What is California?
00:30:34.943 -->
00:30:36.422Tacos Did they replace?
00:30:37.285 -->
00:30:37.846El Burrito.
00:30:37.987 -->
00:30:41.807Yes, not El Burrito, it's the other, the chain place.
00:30:42.720 -->
00:30:42.961Taco.
00:30:42.980 -->
00:30:44.624John's Pancheros no.
00:30:45.646 -->
00:30:48.232Oh yeah, Pancheros, there was a Pancheros there.
00:30:49.480 -->
00:30:52.222I thought it started with a, b, I don't know.
00:30:52.222 -->
00:30:54.228There's a place called She-Nanigans.
00:30:54.749 -->
00:30:56.373She-Nans yeah.
00:30:58.119 -->
00:30:59.542The Nucleus is still there.
00:30:59.542 -->
00:31:01.307God, I miss when there was a doghouse there.
00:31:01.648 -->
00:31:08.307I love the doghouse In the doghouse in eau claire and my mom, when we were in milwaukee this weekend, was like isn't the dog house right up here?
00:31:08.307 -->
00:31:10.800And I was like, how do you remember that?
00:31:12.384 -->
00:31:14.607I don't know the dog house.
00:31:14.607 -->
00:31:26.442Oh my god, it was so good what it says pick up the dog house um well, because that is also a chain and they had one just for a little bit in the harmar mall little strip mall area.
00:31:26.442 -->
00:31:29.289Oh my god, are you for real where uh, smash burger is now?
00:31:29.289 -->
00:31:31.180No wait, now it's a.
00:31:31.180 -->
00:31:31.621What is it?
00:31:31.621 -->
00:31:35.910It's like a combo like frozen yogurt and something place.
00:31:35.910 -->
00:31:37.913Now, what is it now?
00:31:42.626 -->
00:31:50.987we are very invested in our uh regional chain fast food restaurants oh yeah, it's just a smash burger and uh yeah, it was, I think.
00:31:50.987 -->
00:31:54.564I don't know if it was where smash burger is now, but it was.
00:31:54.564 -->
00:31:57.594It was on that side where it faces.
00:31:57.594 -->
00:32:01.824Um, what the hell is that smelling nightmare?
00:32:01.824 -->
00:32:07.153It's like nightmare to get into can you imagine if you had to go to harmar as one of your stops?
00:32:07.153 -->
00:32:08.523No, I would die.
00:32:08.523 -->
00:32:10.509I mean, they're not selling dior there.
00:32:11.392 -->
00:32:16.869Let's just say that you're definitely not running into tanya haddix in there.
00:32:19.792 -->
00:32:29.465I was trying to segue to chimp crazy oh, we love tanya, like she just popped up on her lot on on live talking about her podcast she is on live 18 hours a day.
00:32:29.826 -->
00:32:34.605I swear to god she's like jason nash now just peddling for gifts.
00:32:35.407 -->
00:32:36.772Well, probably for her legal fees.
00:32:36.833 -->
00:32:38.137Well, no, she won't stop.
00:32:38.137 -->
00:32:40.683She's not doing like the you know the lives trying to get money.
00:32:40.723 -->
00:32:53.981She's just talking about tonka 24 7 oh, I popped in there I don't know if it was the day after the election or the day of like the last minute voting, um, but she was like would tonka vote?
00:32:53.981 -->
00:33:00.344She's no, they were like who would talk about, for she said, um, he was a human, I think he would vote for trump, but I'm not sure.
00:33:00.344 -->
00:33:03.407And I was like, damn, are you?
00:33:03.468 -->
00:33:03.969kidding me.
00:33:04.009 -->
00:33:05.330You know she voted for trump.
00:33:05.330 -->
00:33:07.934Oh, trump, president trump.
00:33:07.934 -->
00:33:13.173Do you remember that video, president trump, save us, president chump.
00:33:13.173 -->
00:33:17.827Uh, insert pic of that.
00:33:17.827 -->
00:33:21.474It's such a low quality video I feel like.
00:33:21.474 -->
00:33:28.521Anyways, talk more about your fun time with lisa oh, we went to a vampire fashion show.
00:33:29.323 -->
00:33:31.327Okay, so I also, brandon, had vampire fashion.
00:33:31.347 -->
00:33:33.271Oh wait that long coat?
00:33:33.271 -->
00:33:36.326Tell me that was dragging on the concrete outside.
00:33:36.326 -->
00:33:40.323No, I picked, I was holding, you were holding it yeah, that was who is this diva?
00:33:40.323 -->
00:33:48.205I had a 10 foot train yeah, brand Brandon was wearing a, a like coat, like a I don't know what is it called.
00:33:48.988 -->
00:33:52.608Uh, it was a suit coat, suit coat that had a train on it.
00:33:52.880 -->
00:33:53.864That's crazy.
00:33:53.864 -->
00:33:57.686Okay, so when you were at this fashion show, I was like, oh, he's at a Harry Potter fashion show.
00:33:57.686 -->
00:33:59.603I wasn't sure what the Harry Potter thing was.
00:33:59.722 -->
00:34:01.707So we've been to the fashion show many times.
00:34:01.707 -->
00:34:07.579It's like this designer from Milwaukee, silver Sark, and she makes like really incredible designs, like it's she's incredibly talented.
00:34:07.579 -->
00:34:14.864But normally it's kind of like a like a more formal fashion show, like you sit down, you have seats, you're like looking at the show.
00:34:14.864 -->
00:34:15.527It's well lit.
00:34:15.527 -->
00:34:22.846This one was like kind of dark and creepy, very themed, but it was meant to be more of like a party with a fashion show.
00:34:22.865 -->
00:34:28.315that's just happening I pulled up the video.
00:34:28.315 -->
00:34:31.380Wait, because I think she's shit, she's shitting, she's on the toilet.
00:34:31.380 -->
00:34:33.626This girl, this lady, let me see.
00:34:34.327 -->
00:34:39.987Okay, hold on let me tell you, you've never seen this video if you see this, please save us.
00:34:41.210 -->
00:34:42.592I think I went to high school.
00:34:42.592 -->
00:34:44.456Wait, wait, did you hear?
00:34:44.456 -->
00:34:45.699She's just shit in the background.
00:34:45.699 -->
00:34:48.608If you see this, please save us.
00:34:52.963 -->
00:34:55.523This is America, this is our land.
00:34:59.059 -->
00:35:05.969Y'all don't have a panic attack, oh my god.
00:35:07.021 -->
00:35:08.244Also I've always wanted.
00:35:08.244 -->
00:35:09.730Is that satire or is that for real?
00:35:11.380 -->
00:35:12.706I've always taken it for truth.
00:35:13.320 -->
00:35:16.250I mean same, but I've always been like is this?
00:35:17.500 -->
00:35:20.449I love how the first hashtag is scooby-dee toilet.
00:35:20.449 -->
00:35:24.365Oh my god.
00:35:24.365 -->
00:35:31.429Someone said, when I'm feeling, feeling down, I watch this and smile.
00:35:31.429 -->
00:35:32.711And then someone says alcohol does strange things.
00:35:32.731 -->
00:35:33.012Oh my goodness.
00:35:33.012 -->
00:35:38.789I mean, I think it's a little harder than alcohol, but she has the party butt, that's what bell calls it party.
00:35:38.829 -->
00:35:43.105But when you're pooping the day after that, you drink oh, I like that better than dads's.
00:35:43.105 -->
00:35:45.670Yeah, because you told me dad's the day after drinking shits.
00:35:45.891 -->
00:35:48.664I like party butt, party butt, I always have party butt.
00:35:49.586 -->
00:35:52.304Well, yeah, I'm like Brandon's, always like why am I shitting so much?
00:35:52.304 -->
00:35:54.206I'm like, well, you drink so much wine.
00:35:54.440 -->
00:35:57.826And I eat so much McDonald's, so much Taco Bell.
00:35:57.826 -->
00:36:00.242It's kind of scary.
00:36:00.242 -->
00:36:03.128Do you want to talk about your new favorite menu item at Taco Bell?
00:36:03.128 -->
00:36:07.246Oh, my God, I could go on for hours.
00:36:07.246 -->
00:36:14.793Okay, so I am an avid, regional, seasonal Taco Bell menu item connoisseur.
00:36:15.179 -->
00:36:17.969And whenever there's a new menu item, you're like all right time to try on it.
00:36:17.969 -->
00:36:19.266He said you guys, here's my review.
00:36:19.266 -->
00:36:21.547He sits in the parking lot and eats it.
00:36:21.679 -->
00:36:23.007We don't even I go 20 feet from the drive through Park.
00:36:23.007 -->
00:36:23.731My car parking lot and eats it.
00:36:23.731 -->
00:36:25.099We don't even I go 20 feet from the drive through park.
00:36:31.268 -->
00:36:33.952My car Brother just commented from the outside world.
00:36:34.612 -->
00:36:36.516Um, but anyway, so my I will.
00:36:36.516 -->
00:36:39.105There are three Taco Bell menu items that have changed my life.
00:36:39.105 -->
00:36:41.409We're going to talk about the first one, the mega nachos.
00:36:42.271 -->
00:36:42.492It was.
00:36:42.492 -->
00:36:43.494We're going down the line.
00:36:43.639 -->
00:36:46.123This was in 2009 or 2008.
00:36:46.123 -->
00:36:47.931Um, I think it was 2009.
00:36:47.931 -->
00:37:02.873It was a notch fully loaded nachos, every kind of ingredient they had, but it was in a taco bowl so you could, and they had so much toppings that you would run out of chips and then you would just break off pieces of the bowl and use that to eat it.
00:37:02.873 -->
00:37:06.233And it was nine, 99 and it was huge.
00:37:06.233 -->
00:37:07.630It was like massive.
00:37:07.630 -->
00:37:11.711It was like really could feed like four people Nine, 99.
00:37:11.711 -->
00:37:13.175So good.
00:37:13.175 -->
00:37:14.117That one changed my life.
00:37:14.117 -->
00:37:15.398They never brought that one back.
00:37:15.398 -->
00:37:18.152The second was a Crispinada.
00:37:18.152 -->
00:37:28.048Oh my God, they brought Crispinadas back and they usually bring them back in like February, so I'm hoping Explain what that is.
00:37:28.289 -->
00:37:29.052So a Crispinada.
00:37:29.112 -->
00:37:29.494Okay, picture.
00:37:29.494 -->
00:37:30.664We're getting pictures of all these.
00:37:32.108 -->
00:37:33.250I got it Crispinada.
00:37:33.250 -->
00:37:36.356It's like an empanada, but crispier.
00:37:36.356 -->
00:37:40.414Okay, like an empanada dough kind of has like a little bit of give.
00:37:40.414 -->
00:37:42.949It's like crispy but like gooey.
00:37:42.949 -->
00:37:44.710Nicole, you never tried these.
00:37:45.373 -->
00:37:47.353No, I've never even had a crunch wrap supreme.
00:37:52.445 -->
00:37:54.114I order my Doritos locos tacos and call it a day corn trap supremes used to be good.
00:37:54.135 -->
00:37:54.617They're not good anymore.
00:37:54.617 -->
00:38:02.092The crispinatas were something special, but only with the sauce you had maybe I need to try this new one that you're loving so much, yes, that we haven't gotten so the crispinata chef's kiss.
00:38:02.855 -->
00:38:06.726Also, the chicken nuggets not good, because they don't have sauces to accompany them.
00:38:06.726 -->
00:38:09.793They're like do you want to put this hot sauce on your?
00:38:09.793 -->
00:38:23.161No, I don't want taco sauce on my chicken nugget anyway, what they currently have is the uh el pastor street chalupas.
00:38:23.161 -->
00:38:28.672Oh my god, they are so good.
00:38:28.672 -->
00:38:32.840$4.99 for two, which I don't think is that bad for how big and heavy they were.
00:38:32.840 -->
00:38:36.172In today's economy, that is a steal.
00:38:36.172 -->
00:38:41.789They're gonna be five dollars in a couple months a piece so 10 for two?
00:38:41.829 -->
00:38:42.010what?
00:38:42.010 -->
00:38:44.275Because it seemed like it was a few layers of taco.
00:38:44.454 -->
00:38:45.217So it's like a.
00:38:45.217 -->
00:38:57.635It's like a mini chalupa shell with cheese, and then they put it on another chalupa shell and somehow they crisp the cheese in between the two chalupa shells to like keep it together.
00:38:57.635 -->
00:39:00.789No idea how they did that feat of astrophysics.
00:39:00.789 -->
00:39:11.617And then there's like the little pork, the little onions, the little cilantro, and then I add creamy jalapeno sauce to it and this is a Taco Bell hack.
00:39:11.617 -->
00:39:13.711It's 19 cents to add it to anything.
00:39:13.711 -->
00:39:17.195Add creamy jalapeno sauce to literally anything on the menu.
00:39:17.195 -->
00:39:19.273It will elevate it to a level you've never had before.
00:39:19.485 -->
00:39:21.273I have a feeling this clip is going on TikTok.
00:39:25.365 -->
00:39:26.610You heard it here first y'all.
00:39:26.971 -->
00:39:28.094Oh my God, You're not going to be there.
00:39:28.094 -->
00:39:32.483They're going to run out of it because it's going to go viral.
00:39:32.483 -->
00:39:41.157Oh my, oh, my god, you're not gonna be they're gonna run out of it because it's going gonna go viral.
00:39:41.157 -->
00:39:42.514Oh my god, I love creamy jalapeno sauce, creamy jalapeno.
00:39:42.461 -->
00:39:42.791How hot is creamy jalapeno?
00:39:42.791 -->
00:39:43.317It's the sauce on the quesadillas.
00:39:43.317 -->
00:39:43.594Well, I don't need them.
00:39:43.594 -->
00:39:43.945I've never had quesadilla.
00:39:43.945 -->
00:39:44.518It's not, it's not spicy at all.
00:39:44.577 -->
00:39:45.597Well, I've had a cheese.
00:39:45.597 -->
00:39:48.059I have a quesadilla, like everywhere else, but taco bell.
00:39:48.059 -->
00:39:50.222Why would I order a quesadilla from Taco Bell?
00:39:50.322 -->
00:39:52.163They're actually pretty good If they make them right.
00:39:53.887 -->
00:39:57.855I like to dip my dip quesadillas in sour cream.
00:39:58.887 -->
00:40:00.284Creamy jalapeno sauce will change your life.
00:40:00.425 -->
00:40:02.286I love sour cream, anyways.
00:40:02.286 -->
00:40:05.396So that was Brandon's new Taco Bell.
00:40:05.396 -->
00:40:08.789You, I definitely was like skipping through a little bit.
00:40:08.789 -->
00:40:10.731So I was like, okay, brandon's gonna give me the lowdown on this.
00:40:10.731 -->
00:40:14.358And I tapped twice on Snapchat and you haven't even taken a bite of it yet.
00:40:14.418 -->
00:40:24.474And I was like oh, my goodness come on, and I mean his reaction was just like oh my God, I could have a whole podcast just by myself talking about fast food.
00:40:24.474 -->
00:40:25.751That's how much fast food I eat.
00:40:26.664 -->
00:40:27.487I love fast food.
00:40:27.487 -->
00:40:28.289I'm on.
00:40:28.289 -->
00:40:29.952I'm keeping Arby's in business.
00:40:30.213 -->
00:40:30.594Literally.
00:40:30.594 -->
00:40:34.251I love Arby's the app does not have good deals anymore.
00:40:34.351 -->
00:40:35.134Piss me off.
00:40:35.664 -->
00:40:40.137Every time I see anybody talking about Arby's I'm like who's buying this?
00:40:40.704 -->
00:40:42.518Who is keeping Arby's in business?
00:40:42.518 -->
00:40:43.545Dude their mozzarella sticks.
00:40:43.664 -->
00:40:45.771Their mozzarella sticks are elite.
00:40:46.052 -->
00:40:46.594And my uncle.
00:40:46.594 -->
00:40:47.646I also love their.
00:40:47.646 -->
00:40:49.150I just love their chicken tenders too.
00:40:49.230 -->
00:40:52.717The chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, chicken wings, chicken, anything chicken.
00:40:52.717 -->
00:40:53.157There is fire.
00:40:54.465 -->
00:41:00.447I mean the curly fries, like come on, they literally sell them frozen by the bag now Unpopular opinion.
00:41:00.547 -->
00:41:03.635I don't like Arby's curly fries, but I do like the frozen ones.
00:41:03.635 -->
00:41:06.045I mean I'll eat them but I'm not like.
00:41:06.045 -->
00:41:06.407Here's the thing.
00:41:06.407 -->
00:41:07.431They're not as crispy.
00:41:15.085 -->
00:41:16.711When I make them myself at home I make them a little more like yeah, but when you get them from them it's a little bit soggy.
00:41:16.711 -->
00:41:19.038It's a little bit soggy, but now they have crinkle cut fries, now they have burgers rb says rb says burgers.
00:41:18.974 -->
00:41:19.559I haven't tried the burger.
00:41:19.496 -->
00:41:21.192But we should try, we should do a little taste test.
00:41:21.192 -->
00:41:28.030Maybe, oh my god, maybe every, every single podcast episode, we're gonna eat fast food and have a segment where we eat and chew into the microphone.
00:41:28.030 -->
00:41:28.391How?
00:41:30.054 -->
00:41:30.815would you guys like that?
00:41:30.815 -->
00:41:33.699I know brenna wouldn't like that.
00:41:34.807 -->
00:41:40.451We're just in here eating, getting fucking food all over the rug, oh my god.
00:41:40.451 -->
00:41:41.231Okay.
00:41:41.231 -->
00:41:44.998So you know, I don't know if anyone else notices this, but you know what?
00:41:44.998 -->
00:41:45.286Fuck?
00:41:45.286 -->
00:41:49.530This is the first thing I wrote down to talk about on this podcast this is, that's a paragraph.
00:41:49.590 -->
00:41:52.447I can't see what it says, but it's a paragraph when?
00:41:52.487 -->
00:41:52.688okay.
00:41:52.688 -->
00:41:55.865So you know, tiktok shop is fucking annoying people talking about tiktok shop all the time.
00:41:55.865 -->
00:42:07.326But the people and businesses who are like oh my god, like they messed up my product and now I have 4 000 of these that I need to sell so they're at a discount for you guys, please go buy them.
00:42:07.326 -->
00:42:10.092Or like oh my god, I accidentally ordered the wrong thing.
00:42:10.092 -->
00:42:11.677Please go buy these.
00:42:11.677 -->
00:42:13.367Like I have so many to get rid of.
00:42:13.568 -->
00:42:15.291You're a dirty, fucking liar.
00:42:15.291 -->
00:42:18.217You're a dirty, fucking liar.
00:42:18.217 -->
00:42:19.769This is going on my tiktok right now.
00:42:19.769 -->
00:42:26.831You're a dirty fucking liar because I know damn well you ordered exactly what you wanted and you are trying to.
00:42:26.831 -->
00:42:32.344You are trying to lie to people and be like oh my god, you guys feel bad for me.
00:42:32.344 -->
00:42:37.074They messed up all of these journals and now I have 6 000 journals to sell.
00:42:37.074 -->
00:42:38.217Please go buy them.
00:42:38.217 -->
00:42:41.851They're two dollars off, shut up.
00:42:41.851 -->
00:42:45.157Oh my god, like it makes me fucking.
00:42:45.157 -->
00:42:48.505Like the second, I realized like you're actually scamming.
00:42:48.505 -->
00:42:50.527You're actually lying about this.
00:42:50.527 -->
00:42:51.489Like do you know what I like?
00:42:51.489 -->
00:42:56.313So anytime you see that you guys swipe right past or leave them a hateful comment, I don't know.
00:42:56.313 -->
00:42:58.695Like they are lying to you.
00:42:58.695 -->
00:42:59.876They're trying to scam you.
00:42:59.876 -->
00:43:12.856They're like oh my God, they messed up my order and now I have so many mouse pads I need to get rid of, like girl be for real, I don't get any business owners, except for like the tank tops, like the Echo beaters.
00:43:13.286 -->
00:43:17.469It is always these business owners who are like I put them in my TikTok shop because I just have so many to get rid of.
00:43:17.469 -->
00:43:18.452Please help me get rid of these.
00:43:18.452 -->
00:43:22.175And everyone's like OK, I'll buy one, since you ordered so many and they messed them up.
00:43:22.175 -->
00:43:26.528No, that's how they get you, because they they that product is exactly what it's supposed to be.
00:43:26.528 -->
00:43:28.632That product is exactly what it's supposed to be.
00:43:28.632 -->
00:43:38.018So after the like 10,000th video of this that I saw, I was like you know, I kind of think you guys are lying.
00:43:38.405 -->
00:43:39.331I don't think you're being truthful about this.
00:43:39.331 -->
00:43:41.485You're like I believed you the first 9,999 times.
00:43:41.804 -->
00:43:51.695Yeah, and now I'm kind of like something doesn't add up, because why is every other sales pitch them being like oh my God, like I can't believe that I ordered these wrong.
00:43:51.695 -->
00:43:57.867I can't believe they messed these up, and now I have so many I need to sell it, but they're not what they're supposed to be like.
00:43:59.570 -->
00:44:10.476Oh god, please help me get rid of these see, I always get the ones that are like, oh my god, I bought this and now it is the percent off on the TikTok shop.
00:44:10.476 -->
00:44:18.233I wish I would have waited and I was like bullshit, that was a free sample A, b, how do they know?
00:44:18.233 -->
00:44:22.657Because then I always go and I click the product and I'm like that was not on sale, it's full price.
00:44:22.657 -->
00:44:26.876You said it was 15 and it is here for 120.
00:44:26.876 -->
00:44:28.512What are you talking about?
00:44:30.447 -->
00:44:43.164So my manager, aaron, at work work, shout out erin hi, um was watching our podcast on my phone because I was just showing her the setup and what it looks like and it was me talking about my tiktok shop cardigan and my tiktok shop eyeshadow that I was wearing.
00:44:43.164 -->
00:44:48.706And then, as she's watching my phone, tell me why I get a notification that says your tiktok shop order shipped.
00:44:48.706 -->
00:44:56.536Because I was super high, mari, if you're watching this, my roommate don't like pause, because I'm about to say one of the things I got you for christmas.
00:44:56.536 -->
00:45:02.650Um, because mari was like, oh my god, I got you something so great for christmas and I was like, fuck, I thought we were both broken not gonna do that.
00:45:02.650 -->
00:45:05.105So now I gotta get her an amazing christmas gift.
00:45:05.105 -->
00:45:07.148Because she got me an amazing christmas gift apparently.
00:45:07.909 -->
00:45:17.492Um, and I was super high scrolling tiktok um election night and I was like, oh my god, this diet coke candle mari would love.
00:45:17.492 -->
00:45:23.969So it's literally a diet coke can that is a candle on the inside, so I think she'll love, it'll be great.
00:45:23.969 -->
00:45:24.710It already shipped.
00:45:24.710 -->
00:45:28.168And I was like why don't I do another tiktok shop order?
00:45:28.228 -->
00:45:42.326like, let's go, let's go for it I wish I wish I was better at like accumulating things, because they do give good discounts on smile to be like 50% off your entire order and I'm like, well, I, the only thing I want right now is like a 12 thing, so great and then it's like free shipping.
00:45:42.346 -->
00:45:58.233I'm like okay, so if I don't have to pay shipping on like a 7.99 thing, I'm like okay, send it to me you know what I bought on, bought on the TikTok shop that I thought was going to change my life as a content creator this little screen that you put on the back of your phone so you can use this camera and it shows you the screen here.
00:45:59.436 -->
00:45:59.896Does it work?
00:46:00.264 -->
00:46:07.458Well, it delays, it lags, but now there's a new one that you can plug directly into your phone and it's immediate.
00:46:07.458 -->
00:46:08.626And I was like God damn it.
00:46:08.646 -->
00:46:15.010Well, so then you got to have your phone on a tripod, Because, Brady, you know me when it's time for me to film.
00:46:15.010 -->
00:46:19.061It looks just like this, Like I literally just prop it up against something.
00:46:19.083 -->
00:46:20.409Well, yeah, so you just do it this way.
00:46:20.409 -->
00:46:22.771But there's the little camera thing on the back.
00:46:23.193 -->
00:46:25.346Heather, it's in the top drawer, grab it.
00:46:25.346 -->
00:46:35.137No, but you said, james, when you have to plug into your phone well, no, oh, you're right, yeah, yeah so I wouldn't be able to do that because apparently the bluetooth is less laggy.
00:46:36.438 -->
00:46:37.019I think that's it.
00:46:37.059 -->
00:46:42.697Yeah, that's it, that's it's always in a brown little, gray little discreet it's this.
00:46:42.697 -->
00:46:47.429Well, now it's on the floor, so I paid like 70 for this what?
00:46:47.429 -->
00:46:59.038Yeah huh, brandon, you like, you're always like I need to be better with money and I'm like, yeah, maybe you should stop buying random shit, buying like drinks for people everywhere.
00:46:59.057 -->
00:47:02.474You don't buy drinks anymore because I don't go anywhere, but I do when I go.
00:47:02.494 -->
00:47:06.014You know, like if you've ever been out with brain, he's like, oh, I'll go grab a round, like what do you guys want?
00:47:06.034 -->
00:47:09.809well, it's because I feel so bad because I'm gonna go get a drink and then people are like, can you get me a drink?
00:47:09.809 -->
00:47:12.233And I'm like, well, just because I drink faster than you.
00:47:12.233 -->
00:47:13.775Anyway, yeah, it's a little screen.
00:47:13.775 -->
00:47:16.059You're like boop, like on the back of your phone, boop.
00:47:16.940 -->
00:47:17.920Okay, interesting.
00:47:17.920 -->
00:47:19.871Wait, why do you need a screen on the back here?
00:47:19.932 -->
00:47:20.485Exactly it's.
00:47:20.485 -->
00:47:32.447So you can use the back camera because it's higher quality do just fine in natural lighting.
00:47:32.467 -->
00:47:34.090See, I don't have good lighting in this.
00:47:34.090 -->
00:47:35.114Okay, yeah, brandon's.
00:47:35.114 -->
00:47:38.141I was like you need a good ring light.
00:47:38.141 -->
00:47:39.003Amy, you need to get a tripod.
00:47:39.003 -->
00:47:39.425Insert pic of amy.
00:47:39.425 -->
00:47:45.536No, we're not, we're gonna air it out.
00:47:45.536 -->
00:47:54.528Brandon's friend, amy brandon's like, oh, she's like, is posting these videos which are like good content, but the it looks like shit.
00:47:54.528 -->
00:47:57.702It's so dark, honestly so dark we're leaving this in.
00:47:57.722 -->
00:48:01.420I don't think Amy listens to the podcast, but if she does, amy, I've told you this a thousand times.
00:48:01.420 -->
00:48:03.547So now we're just gonna roast you publicly.
00:48:03.547 -->
00:48:06.853I feel like her name is actually spelled a-i-m-e.
00:48:06.853 -->
00:48:10.286No, no, no, no, that's just Taylor Swift.
00:48:10.327 -->
00:48:14.054No, okay okay, a-m why no?
00:48:14.054 -->
00:48:27.728She talks about like spooky stuff that I think people would like, but brandon thinks that her video quality is not good enough to be going well on tiktok, whereas I mean video of girl saying prison chump on the toilet, yeah, viral, that's it pretty well.
00:48:27.728 -->
00:48:30.757I mean yes, so let's say the lighting doesn't have to be good if the content's good, like you can't.
00:48:30.777 -->
00:48:31.181That did pretty well.
00:48:31.201 -->
00:48:31.563I mean, that's what.
00:48:31.583 -->
00:48:33.409I'm saying the lighting doesn't have to be good.
00:48:33.409 -->
00:48:36.050If the content's good, you need a hook.
00:48:36.050 -->
00:48:39.855Well, if you're trying to make consistent content, the lighting has to be good.
00:48:39.855 -->
00:48:42.492If you have a one-off video on bad lighting, that's super funny.
00:48:42.492 -->
00:48:45.092Yeah sure, but you can't make all these videos in bad lighting.
00:48:45.092 -->
00:48:48.393That's why we have one, two, three giant fucking lights right here.
00:48:48.393 -->
00:49:04.974We only had two lights, the first couple episodes look like shit brandon's, like we look like little garbage gremlins.
00:49:04.994 -->
00:49:06.235Oh okay, just kidding yeah, I was being aggressive.
00:49:06.235 -->
00:49:12.456I was like damn brandon's now on his soapbox heather's like all right, insert screen, of screen, pick up garbage, grimley.
00:49:13.126 -->
00:49:14.291A picture of Danny DeVito.
00:49:15.684 -->
00:49:18.434Insert screenshot from three episodes ago.
00:49:20.465 -->
00:49:25.891But like when I've sent you guys a sample last night, I was like, wow, our quality has really gone up video-wise.
00:49:25.891 -->
00:49:27.213It's because of the lights.
00:49:28.376 -->
00:49:37.184Wait, it's TikTok the little pieces of orange chicken versus like when you have to eat the big ones.
00:49:37.364 -->
00:49:38.510I hate the big ones.
00:49:39.867 -->
00:49:49.114I just, I don't know why, I was like looking for things that I forgot to write down to talk about, and it's all election stuff, with a couple of those little fun guys sprinkled in.
00:49:49.565 -->
00:49:51.072Oh, I actually have a plant question for you.
00:49:51.072 -->
00:49:53.344What did you do with all the plants that were on your patio?
00:49:57.353 -->
00:49:58.115I mean some of them.
00:49:58.115 -->
00:50:01.672I brought in some of them.
00:50:01.672 -->
00:50:06.668Maybe they're still there, mari.
00:50:06.668 -->
00:50:09.273My roommate was like are your plants okay out there?
00:50:09.273 -->
00:50:12.396No, I said no, they're not.
00:50:12.396 -->
00:50:21.057Oh my god, the fucking vein in your forehead brandon jesus, harry potter literally it's.
00:50:21.338 -->
00:50:23.829I don't have a lightning bolt, I got a v.
00:50:23.829 -->
00:50:25.994We're gonna put in a pic of that.
00:50:25.994 -->
00:50:27.739Oh my god.
00:50:27.739 -->
00:50:42.715No, my mom sent me a birthday card or something I don't know, but it was like about forehead veins and I was like this hits a little too close to home I think it's because you're what is that?
00:50:43.056 -->
00:50:44.659what was that you're taking a breath?
00:50:44.778 -->
00:50:47.490yeah, I no, I breathe really heavy.
00:50:47.490 -->
00:50:49.114You can see them when I'm editing the videos.
00:50:49.114 -->
00:50:52.313I'm like the way your breaths have a sound note.
00:50:52.313 -->
00:51:02.016That's like this Mine are like I don't, I can't, I hate breathing.
00:51:02.117 -->
00:51:02.838It's like me.
00:51:02.838 -->
00:51:06.628Wait, why did Heather kicked something and I'm out of frame?
00:51:06.668 -->
00:51:07.409now Heather.
00:51:08.592 -->
00:51:13.273James, what I'm like not in the camera anymore, because you kicked it kick something.
00:51:13.273 -->
00:51:15.329Yes, I think I gotta get home to my cat.
00:51:15.329 -->
00:51:20.065Oh my god, relax, okay, taylor we have fucking like eight minutes left.
00:51:20.065 -->
00:51:23.027Okay, I think we're good.
00:51:23.027 -->
00:51:24.028Now we're great.
00:51:24.028 -->
00:51:25.590All of a sudden looked up.
00:51:25.650 -->
00:51:31.737I was like I'm way over here um, it's all right.
00:51:31.737 -->
00:51:41.056Sorry, there's a pig in the background um and it's not the one that came to the house to trick-or-treat do you ever listen?
00:51:43.831 -->
00:51:58.480you're losing me, no so so why I keep like being aware of my breathing?
00:51:59.081 -->
00:52:03.985no, my breathe.
00:52:03.985 -->
00:52:09.157I don't know how to breathe through my nose when I'm talking.
00:52:09.157 -->
00:52:14.893Nebby, the nebby Penetrate.
00:52:16.056 -->
00:52:17.478Penshaw, penshaw.
00:52:17.478 -->
00:52:22.313My roommate was like why is that funny?
00:52:22.313 -->
00:52:24.233Because I called you to tell you that.
00:52:24.233 -->
00:52:26.052And she's like what?
00:52:27.188 -->
00:52:36.108I was going to tell you to turn TikTok off and she didn't realize that I was on the phone.
00:52:36.128 -->
00:52:43.972Um yeah, so sometimes do you ever listen to music and then you just like focus on the breaths yeah love that, love breathing with them.
00:52:43.972 -->
00:52:54.313So last thing on my list I'm back at the gym and I hate people and I hate you all.
00:52:54.313 -->
00:52:55.476You are all annoying.
00:52:55.476 -->
00:52:58.851Y'all need to quit it.
00:52:58.851 -->
00:53:07.436Y'all need to lock in and just and stop being annoying at the gym I forgot how horrible they are you guys going on what's going on?
00:53:07.436 -->
00:53:08.117Why are they annoying?
00:53:08.117 -->
00:53:09.385How are they annoying you?
00:53:09.405 -->
00:53:11.509well first of all, people are just way too up in my business.
00:53:11.509 -->
00:53:12.791Well, people come up.
00:53:12.791 -->
00:53:28.934If I ever, ever experience branded experiences where people corner him in the locker room, trying Naked, naked, corner Brandon in the locker room and then come up to him and talk to him when he's working, no, I don't think I'm giving off like the vibe in the face?
00:53:29.427 -->
00:53:30.271I'm not either.
00:53:30.271 -->
00:53:32.925I assume I'm like in my business glare.
00:53:32.925 -->
00:53:36.514I'm not looking at anyone, I'm glaring like well yo.
00:53:36.554 -->
00:53:40.715So this dude pissed me off the other day and I will preface this with I'm not it's not my first time at the gym.
00:53:40.715 -->
00:53:46.393Used to go along a lot, a lot, a lot before the pandemic, lost about 80 pounds, gained most of it back.
00:53:46.393 -->
00:53:47.615You know, it is what it is.
00:53:47.615 -->
00:53:50.992We're gonna insert a pic of that before and after pick.
00:53:50.992 -->
00:53:58.751I mean trigger, trigger warning also, because before and after pics used to send me into a like I don't want to eat all day spiral and I don't want to do that to y'all.
00:53:58.751 -->
00:54:00.677But I did have some nice legs.
00:54:00.677 -->
00:54:01.038They were.
00:54:01.038 -->
00:54:13.826I miss being muscly so anywho, also my mobility has gone down and I will say, dude, after a week at the gym my knee is already a little bit better and I I hate to say they are.
00:54:14.045 -->
00:54:14.628They are right.
00:54:14.628 -->
00:54:17.474Yeah, hate to inform y'all.
00:54:17.474 -->
00:54:23.170So this dude at the gym the other day was like I wanted to go to the okay, so to get up.
00:54:23.170 -->
00:54:32.947Do you know the machine where, hi, where you put your leg on the back and you're like pushing, it's the glute machine oh, yeah, yeah so there's.
00:54:33.068 -->
00:54:42.885There's one glute machine in this plan of fitness I got one attached and everyone at a fucking planet fitness thinks that's a one machine they need to use yep, and this dude is hopping.
00:54:42.945 -->
00:54:45.574I can tell because I'm kind of like sussing out, like okay, is he done there.
00:54:45.574 -->
00:54:49.512He's going from this, that machine to this machine, to that machine, back Back to it.
00:54:49.512 -->
00:54:51.717You need to be at one.
00:54:51.717 -->
00:54:57.838You cannot take up three machines where it's the only machine of that thing.
00:54:58.065 -->
00:55:03.373I will say that's why I pay so much for my gym membership Because people don't do that at all.
00:55:03.764 -->
00:55:06.532Brandon goes to Lifetime because he's fancy and likes to waste his money.
00:55:06.574 -->
00:55:10.914Like we've said, Well, I used to not waste it because I would do like five to six classes a week.
00:55:11.155 -->
00:55:12.617No, and Brandon.
00:55:12.617 -->
00:55:16.090Then you recently did the math and you were like, oh my God, I barely go.
00:55:16.090 -->
00:55:23.472I mean, it was like 15 days a month, that's like every other day.
00:55:23.773 -->
00:55:24.034Yeah.
00:55:25.166 -->
00:55:27.324But you're like in your head thinking you go more than that, yeah.
00:55:27.485 -->
00:55:33.726I was thinking I was going 25 days a month minimum more than that.
00:55:33.746 -->
00:55:35.172Yeah, I was thinking I was going 25 days a month minimum.
00:55:35.172 -->
00:55:35.472Apparently not.
00:55:35.472 -->
00:55:39.447I'm a lazy piece of shit, so that was really pissing me off and I was like, oh my god, everywhere I go, someone is in the someone.
00:55:39.927 -->
00:55:51.516As I'm approaching the machine, someone interjects yeah or intercepts, heather um, and gets in what I said some jacks and I said they intercept.
00:55:51.516 -->
00:55:53.900Are you saying I interrupt a lot?
00:55:53.900 -->
00:55:55.625No, it's a football reference.
00:55:55.625 -->
00:55:59.512Wait, let me tell my fantasy.
00:55:59.512 -->
00:56:04.306Heather is all about the football and she's like you guys, I can't produce the podcast today.
00:56:04.306 -->
00:56:18.427I have a cat and about her football, he, he skips the snaps where she's talking about football.
00:56:18.427 -->
00:56:21.554He's like I don't care what's going on, heather, what's the update?
00:56:21.775 -->
00:56:32.394I mean joe burrow is having too good of a game right now and that is um yeah I've heard the name joe, is this the Vikings?
00:56:32.885 -->
00:56:34.030No he plays for the Cincinnati.
00:56:34.030 -->
00:56:36.684Bengals Okay so who are the two teams you're watching right?
00:56:36.704 -->
00:56:36.764now.
00:56:36.804 -->
00:56:40.704Well, I'm not watching any team, but like but like who's playing that you're checking on right now.
00:56:40.704 -->
00:56:40.965Last time.
00:56:41.005 -->
00:56:42.211I checked he only had 11 points.
00:56:42.211 -->
00:56:44.432Now he has almost 18 points, but that's fine.
00:56:45.746 -->
00:56:48.891I don't want to forever so I'm gonna shut up now.
00:56:48.891 -->
00:57:02.373So every time I'm trying to go over to an area like I just want to stretch and the ridgedale mall plane of fitness does not really have good stretching area at all, no, some of the other ones have like a whole dedicated space for it.
00:57:02.472 -->
00:57:15.911This one, not so much the one I will say the biggest, most spacious one is the one right by my house here and by the by nortel mall, the one up there, yeah, so not the one down in like um here and by the, the by Nortel mall, the one up there, yeah, so not the one down in like Columbia Heights, the.
00:57:15.829 -->
00:57:18.121Columbia Heights one is small, but it's nice.
00:57:18.121 -->
00:57:20.833Where this one's shitty, but it's huge.
00:57:21.164 -->
00:57:23.835Is it huger than the Roseville one?
00:57:23.835 -->
00:57:29.851I'm trying to figure out the best one to go to.
00:57:29.851 -->
00:57:30.894Y'all they all.
00:57:30.894 -->
00:57:32.563I like them for different reasons.
00:57:32.563 -->
00:57:33.085Hate them.
00:57:33.186 -->
00:57:51.516I like the rosedale, one in the day, because you can squat in the sun like in the morning, and the sun is hitting you I don't really give a fuck about that but I don't like the people at the rosedale one yeah, well, I like plaintiff fitness and I can say this there's an equal amount of fatties and buff people yeah
00:57:52.641 -->
00:58:02.166I like that because when I travel and there's not a lifetime, I gotta go to the planet other day it was all buff people, all a bunch of buff guys, about a bunch of high schoolers too, and I was like what are you doing here?
00:58:02.166 -->
00:58:10.472And it was the day I wore my shorts, I had no other choice, and I was like god the best planet I've ever been to was that one in st louis when we were there.
00:58:10.472 -->
00:58:14.268Oh yeah, you were like oh my god, that one was magical.
00:58:16.976 -->
00:58:17.556What are you looking at?
00:58:17.556 -->
00:58:20.693Heather's like trying to look in the camera.
00:58:22.567 -->
00:58:29.873I edited it out of last episode, but there was a scene where Heather lifted her foot into the camera and then spread her toes.
00:58:33.706 -->
00:58:34.490I thought you kept it in.
00:58:34.490 -->
00:58:36.630I wasn't looking for it, not intentionally.
00:58:36.630 -->
00:58:36.692No.
00:58:38.364 -->
00:58:42.833You were obviously stretching like a cat, but there were toes for free.
00:58:45.228 -->
00:58:47.630Which, by the way, now I take pictures of people's feet at work.
00:58:47.630 -->
00:58:56.806I work at first.
00:58:56.806 -->
00:59:08.940Okay, for context, I work at a very nice nail salon, y'all um, and we post a lot of nail pictures on the gram, a lot of cool nail art, but we don't have any like pedicure content, like because people pay for that so I have okay.
00:59:08.940 -->
00:59:10.063No, I'm not putting in.
00:59:10.063 -->
00:59:13.286Stop writing that down, I'm not putting in people's feet pictures ringworm.
00:59:13.286 -->
00:59:17.333Now, what does feet pictures have to do with ringworm?
00:59:18.456 -->
00:59:21.668I honestly with my cat having worms.
00:59:21.668 -->
00:59:25.137It's just this needs to be edited out.
00:59:25.137 -->
00:59:27.222I was no, it's not wait how did you?
00:59:28.023 -->
00:59:29.507how did, how did I get ringworm?
00:59:29.507 -->
00:59:40.096Yes, from a, a client at the cause I think that, cause we did have this one client who was like hey, hey, I have a ringworm, Should I come in and we were like no, give me 14 more, Come on in no.
00:59:40.096 -->
00:59:41.490We were like how about no?
00:59:41.490 -->
00:59:46.090And I don't know if the chair just didn't get wiped down, cause she did end up coming in a week later.
00:59:46.610 -->
00:59:58.851Sure, if it was gone, because she said her cat had it too, she gave to her cat dude the way I could not touch my cats for like a hot minute and every time they tried to rub up on me because where I had ringworm was like around my ankles and shit and my cats.
00:59:58.851 -->
01:00:04.375I was like I cannot afford three vet visits wait, so she just came in, sat on a chair and then all of a sudden you got ringworm.
01:00:04.856 -->
01:00:08.951So here's the thing um, we, we didn't have her come in.
01:00:08.951 -->
01:00:12.856She came in like I think like a week or two later and I don't know if she just still had it or what.
01:00:12.856 -->
01:00:15.668And I'm assuming this is where I got it because I didn't know anybody else was ringworm.
01:00:15.668 -->
01:00:21.635My cats did not have ringworm, so I had to, I think, have gotten it from work, which we pride ourselves on our cleanliness.
01:00:21.635 -->
01:00:25.588But I think that the client chair got forgotten to, didn't get wiped down or something.
01:00:26.208 -->
01:00:32.936And this is around the time where our desk chairs, like at the front desk, were getting broken so we were having to borrow a chair from one of the artist stations.
01:00:32.936 -->
01:00:38.293So I went and grabbed that chair because it's the closest that station where she sat at, it's the closest one to the desk.
01:00:38.293 -->
01:00:56.842So I grabbed it, sat in it, because part of where I had it was like in the crease behind my leg and I had one very high up on the back of my leg and then I had one here and one here and around my ankle and it was god, it was fucking awful and itchy, um, and I remember this is around the time I was moving.
01:00:56.882 -->
01:01:07.605I was moving while I had ringworm and it was the heat and like dead middle of summer and the end of summer when it's really hot, and I was having to change my clothes like 10 times a day because it was hot hot.
01:01:07.605 -->
01:01:11.248It was hot and I was like, oh my god, you know what makes a ringworm worse when you're hot and sweaty.
01:01:11.248 -->
01:01:18.016So I was trying to stay clean, was like using my ointment, like yeah, it was a whole thing.
01:01:18.378 -->
01:01:19.259And Heather, do you know?
01:01:19.259 -->
01:01:20.480Ringworm is not a worm.
01:01:20.739 -->
01:01:28.635Yeah, it's not a worm, it's just what do you?
01:01:28.635 -->
01:01:32.599Mean it's called ringworm this at your big age it's technically a fungal infection.
01:01:32.639 -->
01:01:33.601It's a fungal infection.
01:01:33.661 -->
01:01:34.202It's not.
01:01:34.202 -->
01:01:39.445It yeah, because when I called the doctor and she was like okay, first of all, I want you to know that this has nothing to do with worms.
01:01:39.465 -->
01:01:46.110You know that right, and I was like no, I know, I didn't know that no ringworm like what your cat has, that has actual worms, roundworms, roundworm.
01:01:46.110 -->
01:01:47.652I had ringworm that's.
01:01:47.773 -->
01:01:49.596This is a why, do they call it?
01:01:49.596 -->
01:01:50.195I don't know.
01:01:50.195 -->
01:01:50.938Ask them.
01:01:50.938 -->
01:01:52.199Do you see my confusion?
01:01:52.199 -->
01:02:03.951Yes, I see your confusion, but I thought that was common sense because I was like if you could just get it from like touching a surface, like I for sure I'm getting this from my cat- well your cat has a round worm yeah which is actual worms correct.
01:02:04.010 -->
01:02:17.467Yeah, okay I don't know all this I don't think lisa will be happy that I say this, but she told me when she was a kid she had brown worm and she said it was horrific, the most horrifying thing that's ever happened to her.
01:02:17.467 -->
01:02:18.492Okay so I'll know.
01:02:19.085 -->
01:02:20.311Yeah, you know.
01:02:20.565 -->
01:02:23.387You're shitting worms, they are blasting out your ass.
01:02:23.387 -->
01:02:25.909I would like you to stop it right what.
01:02:26.210 -->
01:02:29.903Yeah, that's what the fucking vet said would happen to your cat.
01:02:29.903 -->
01:02:31.307No, but I ain't looking at it.
01:02:31.307 -->
01:02:32.449That's what the fucking vet said.
01:02:32.449 -->
01:02:36.619What happened to your cat that was that you scoop it twice a day.
01:02:36.639 -->
01:02:56.139You're not like pushing it apart I wash my hands till they're raw like oh yeah I'm putting when I changed the litter box I was like, wow, I'm just rubbing faces with mingy, I don't care if she has worms and nothing happened, nothing happened to me okay, okay, take.
01:02:56.358 -->
01:03:03.617Maybe that needs to be our shot for the day, for this episode is every time someone says okay, james no, that that would be from wendy williams.
01:03:03.637 -->
01:03:04.300This one has been.
01:03:04.300 -->
01:03:05.385This has lasted a while.
01:03:05.385 -->
01:03:06.347For me they usually don't.
01:03:06.347 -->
01:03:11.376Okay, I'll find a new one next episode.
01:03:11.376 -->
01:03:16.389Okay, moving right along, uh we're talking about the gym.
01:03:16.409 -->
01:03:17.492How did that get to ringworm?
01:03:17.733 -->
01:03:19.235oh, well, you can get ringworm.
01:03:19.255 -->
01:03:22.471Oh, I was talking oh yeah, hell yeah, I swear it was a.
01:03:22.630 -->
01:03:26.367You can get really bad contact dermatitis from the gym, especially those.
01:03:26.367 -->
01:03:27.849Okay, this is.
01:03:27.849 -->
01:03:30.635I have a few gym tips for people.
01:03:30.635 -->
01:03:32.579Whether you're a guy, girl, doesn't matter.
01:03:33.000 -->
01:03:34.643Wear shower shoes or a person?
01:03:34.643 -->
01:03:36.951No shit, there's more than two genders.
01:03:36.951 -->
01:03:38.791Who is walking around barefoot at a gym?
01:03:39.505 -->
01:03:40.851So many people.
01:03:40.851 -->
01:03:42.210That is the most disgusting thing.
01:03:42.269 -->
01:03:42.952In the showers.
01:03:43.385 -->
01:03:45.898I have seen shower drains stuffed with shit.
01:03:45.898 -->
01:03:50.606Stop it With people poop the shower, stop it.
01:03:50.606 -->
01:03:56.474And mind you, as a gay man who is a bottom, I deal with a lot of shower shit on my own terms.
01:03:56.474 -->
01:04:04.896But people are doing it at the gym and just like shitting and then they're waffle stomping into the drain.
01:04:04.896 -->
01:04:07.237Wait, are they douching?
01:04:07.257 -->
01:04:08.505That's what's going on right?
01:04:08.545 -->
01:04:11.472No, I'm sure they're just having a bowel movement in the shower.
01:04:11.534 -->
01:04:12.456No one does that.
01:04:12.456 -->
01:04:12.947They do.
01:04:12.947 -->
01:04:14.992I've seen it three times.
01:04:15.775 -->
01:04:32.559I've seen shit on the walls because now we're gonna start getting snapchats of shit and I have seen shit on the walls three times and I have seen shit stuffed into the drain three times, to the point where I walked into a shower and I was like, wow, this does not smell good.
01:04:32.559 -->
01:04:44.992And then I look down and I was like, because it's like a long strip drain, I was like that entire drain is filled with shit, filled with shit, brown goop to the top.
01:04:44.992 -->
01:04:50.230And so I go to the shower across and then I see another guy get in and then he goes.
01:04:50.230 -->
01:04:50.952You know what?
01:04:50.952 -->
01:04:51.996I see him Barefoot and then he goes.
01:04:51.996 -->
01:04:52.280You know what?
01:04:52.280 -->
01:04:54.047I see him like barefoot.
01:04:54.088 -->
01:04:54.349I can't.
01:04:54.349 -->
01:04:57.215They're frosted, so I can like barely see him.
01:04:57.215 -->
01:04:58.806It's like frosted glass, frosted glass.
01:04:58.806 -->
01:05:06.717But I can like see body movements and I just see him like, and I can tell he was like there's shit in this drain and he decided to keep on showering.
01:05:06.717 -->
01:05:09.849He said I'm going to finish the shower and then I'm going to tell the people.
01:05:09.849 -->
01:05:14.235And then, after he got out of the shower, he went because I was doing a dolphin shower, so I was shaving everything.
01:05:14.235 -->
01:05:21.105So I was in there for a while, a dolphin shower, and so then, so you're shaving, your pores are exposed, there's poop running rampant through the water.
01:05:21.568 -->
01:05:22.793I got out of that shower.
01:05:22.793 -->
01:05:24.612Pay attention, Heather Lock in.
01:05:31.764 -->
01:05:32.166But anyway.
01:05:32.166 -->
01:05:36.735So guy gets out of the shower that has a poop and the guy the poor fucking employees have to go deal with the guys having sex, deal with the shit in the shower drains.
01:05:36.735 -->
01:05:41.115They have to take off the drain and they are scooping it with, like the towels.
01:05:41.637 -->
01:05:46.331I and I'm they don't have a pooper scooper by then well, because they're like skinny little drains.
01:05:46.572 -->
01:05:52.255The only way to get in there is with, like the gym towels, and they are literally like scraping it out.
01:05:52.255 -->
01:05:54.630There's so much shit, so much shit.
01:05:56.628 -->
01:05:58.891So you've never seen, I have never seen this.
01:05:58.965 -->
01:06:00.324I don't shower at the gym.
01:06:00.324 -->
01:06:04.072I've showered at many a gym and never in my life Women are less disgusting than men.
01:06:04.264 -->
01:06:08.931Men are just filthy, girls are kind of gross, but I don't think girls are shit like that.
01:06:18.864 -->
01:06:19.827Wear shower shoes in the locker room.
01:06:19.827 -->
01:06:20.208It's disgusting.
01:06:20.208 -->
01:06:21.112Don't use those squishy things for squatting.
01:06:21.112 -->
01:06:22.014You know, like they like pad your shoulders.
01:06:22.014 -->
01:06:28.210You know you put them on the bars, like the little okay cushions because you can get irreversible contact dermatitis.
01:06:28.210 -->
01:06:31.016I know someone who got a contact dermatitis.
01:06:31.016 -->
01:06:32.478That is not treatable.
01:06:32.478 -->
01:06:34.467You have it for the rest of your life.
01:06:34.467 -->
01:06:36.835Gyms are disgusting.
01:06:37.065 -->
01:06:39.793So I'm wearing a thick t-shirt every day.
01:06:39.813 -->
01:06:42.132Yeah, I'm never going to the gym.
01:06:42.132 -->
01:06:45.974So, I'll use that little squishy thing when I'm wearing.
01:06:45.974 -->
01:06:53.211I'll use it for, like, where you put the bar here and you thrust, hip thrust, hip thrust.
01:06:54.375 -->
01:07:12.137but I won't let that touch my skin you can touch my clothes, not my skin okay, yeah, I'm wearing full leggings or sweatpants and full sweatshirt to the gym now literally it's gross well, maybe that's why people wipe it down before they sit, because I why I clean it well after I'm done.
01:07:12.304 -->
01:07:13.028You should before and after.
01:07:13.684 -->
01:07:15.612Yeah, I think I need to be cleaning before and after.
01:07:15.612 -->
01:07:21.018Because people I know some of you fuckers just like get up and you walk away and you're like you don't see a snail trail.
01:07:21.018 -->
01:07:23.532So you're like, all right, I'm just going to move on.
01:07:24.146 -->
01:07:25.152You're just dehydrated.
01:07:25.152 -->
01:07:27.184You're still gross.
01:07:27.184 -->
01:07:27.487Why is everybody looking at me?
01:07:27.527 -->
01:07:27.907You're still gross.
01:07:27.907 -->
01:07:28.650Why is everybody looking at me?
01:07:28.650 -->
01:07:29.554Because you looked confused.
01:07:29.554 -->
01:07:30.775Do you not know what a snail trail is?
01:07:30.775 -->
01:07:32.771Yes, I know what a snail trail is.
01:07:32.771 -->
01:07:35.952Okay, from like a woman's body.
01:07:36.264 -->
01:07:37.617Yes, from a crevasse.
01:07:37.965 -->
01:07:38.989Yeah, from a crevasse.
01:07:38.989 -->
01:07:41.646Yeah, crevasse, I mean Brayden.
01:07:41.646 -->
01:07:42.351You sit there for a while.
01:07:42.351 -->
01:07:43.871You probably leave a little snail trail.
01:07:43.971 -->
01:07:45.487Huge, I've seen them.
01:07:45.487 -->
01:07:58.835I leave aspirants, full aspirants, two bouncy balls sitting on the bench okay, that might be our fucking cue anyway.
01:07:58.835 -->
01:08:00.358Oh, we have a five-star review.
01:08:00.358 -->
01:08:01.079Where's my phone?
01:08:01.079 -->
01:08:01.606I?
01:08:01.606 -->
01:08:03.771I pulled it up and we're back.
01:08:04.393 -->
01:08:05.715God, this microphone stinks.
01:08:05.715 -->
01:08:09.637We got to remember to wash these take them off immediately upon done being done filming.
01:08:10.239 -->
01:08:16.328Um, I don't know if I took a screenshot, and even if I did, I don't know if I'll be able to find it, so we're just gonna go right to the podcast, and okay.
01:08:16.328 -->
01:08:25.353So if you uh have not written us a five-star review on apple, please go do that so we can read it on the pod, like we are right now.
01:08:25.353 -->
01:08:28.418Um, also give us a five-star review on spotify.
01:08:28.418 -->
01:08:40.197You can only do a little five-star, but you can go into an episode and leave a comment and I do occasionally check the comments, so we can, we, we can also read your uh spotify comments on the pod as well.
01:08:40.216 -->
01:08:50.136Uh, anyway, let me pull up, he's still trying bing bing, bing, bing bing okay okay here we go.
01:08:50.176 -->
01:08:51.417Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:08:51.417 -->
01:08:55.658So this is all right, shut up.
01:08:55.658 -->
01:08:56.161Yeah, that one.
01:08:56.402 -->
01:09:00.771When I did that earlier I was like okay, this is going, this is enough.
01:09:00.992 -->
01:09:07.207Okay, so this is from uh bees botanics is that b from like houston b?
01:09:07.207 -->
01:09:12.234Anyway, I don't think so, but maybe somebody else all right, shout out, shout out the.
01:09:12.234 -->
01:09:14.056The title is I thought I was gonna die.
01:09:14.056 -->
01:09:19.028Dot, dot dot oh god I seriously love the podcast so much and I love you guys so much.
01:09:19.028 -->
01:09:21.996I was so sad my phone is doing something really weird.
01:09:21.996 -->
01:09:22.778What is it doing?
01:09:22.945 -->
01:09:23.850how about you just read it?
01:09:23.930 -->
01:09:24.635what is that doing?
01:09:24.635 -->
01:09:24.815Why?
01:09:24.876 -->
01:09:25.881I don't know what you're doing.
01:09:25.921 -->
01:09:28.868There's a rainbow on the outside of my phone.
01:09:28.868 -->
01:09:34.619Anyway, okay, um, I was so sad when you took a break because I need a podcast on like 24-7 and this is one of my faves.
01:09:34.619 -->
01:09:38.770It's a perfect amount of plantiness and banter that makes me feel like I'm hanging out with friends.
01:09:38.770 -->
01:09:43.153Yay, thank you for the five-star review, thank you.
01:09:43.153 -->
01:09:47.530So, yeah, leave a five-star review or a comment on Spotify and we will read it on the pod.
01:09:57.145 -->
01:09:57.846Love it, will read it on the pod.
01:09:57.886 -->
01:09:58.849Love it, love set, love set it's living.
01:09:58.849 -->
01:09:59.329Okay, that's hot love.
01:09:59.329 -->
01:10:00.873Paris hilton, my middle school myspace was paris hilton themed.
01:10:00.873 -->
01:10:06.251I deleted it years ago, but it is there, remember when we were logging off?
01:10:06.251 -->
01:10:07.833Yeah, okay, yeah okay.
01:10:08.033 -->
01:10:08.694Bing bong.
01:10:10.117 -->
01:10:11.319Wait, oh, I didn't know.
01:10:11.319 -->
01:10:12.159The buttons changed.
01:10:12.305 -->
01:10:12.646Anyway.
01:10:13.350 -->
01:10:15.139James, okay.
01:10:15.962 -->
01:10:17.590All right, brandon, where can people find you on the?
01:10:17.630 -->
01:10:18.032internet.
01:10:18.032 -->
01:10:19.490You can find me at BrandonBotanicalcom.
01:10:19.490 -->
01:10:23.069Brandon Botanical on all social platforms and Amazoncom.
01:10:23.069 -->
01:10:25.817Backslash shop, backslash Brandon Botanical.
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01:10:27.189Nicole, where can they find you?
01:10:27.444 -->
01:10:35.092Nicole Larson Grows on Instagram um Tik TOK, threads Pinterest all that fun shit and follow the podcast.
01:10:35.092 -->
01:10:36.434Subscribe on YouTube.
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01:10:38.076Comment like all that stuff.
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01:10:38.756Subscribe.
01:10:38.777 -->
01:10:39.858We need more subscribers.
01:10:40.297 -->
01:10:40.998And what's Heather's?
01:10:40.998 -->
01:10:41.880I forgot how to say your life.
01:10:41.880 -->
01:10:42.600We don't need to go there.
01:10:42.600 -->
01:10:57.805Okay, bye, bye, you.
