356. ICANN has Cheezburger?

Lords:

• Felicia
  
• Andrew
  
  • https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/

Topics:

• My dad's indestructible mailbox
  
• Ares doesn't emulate the timing of the Reality Display Processor
  
• Moo box vs. Groan tube
  
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQ126DUsyQ
    
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tOsucpdD7Y
    
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QyvFNZZ1fs
    
• Front mission 2's window color configuration menu
  
  • https://bsky.app/profile/guilewinquote.bsky.social/post/3mozyqq2ibk2g
    
• Trying to get The Incredible Machine 3 running in Wine only to realize 2 is exactly the same and runs in DOSBox and finally solves a dialogue sfx mystery

Microtopics:

• The cheezburger TLD.
  
• A show that has a big reputation to live up to because the name sounds similar to Totoro.
  
• Prehensile rainbow hair.
  
• Sensible anime naming logic.
  
• A little guy running around like in a video game, except in real life.
  
• Matter Senators, the only place on the Internet you can hear matters discussed.
  
• Issue Ombudspeople, the only place on the Internet you can hear issues discussed.
  
• Agnes Tachyon. (Agnes is his surname.)
  
• Mailbox Baseball.
  
• Making a new mailbox post out of a 1 foot diameter oil drilling pipe.
  
• The floral anatomy of a mailbox.
  
• The neighborhood in Albuquerque that has the least destructible mailboxes.
  
• An iron iceberg embedded in the sidewalk tearing a gash in your RV.
  
• Wikipedia redirecting your search for Mailbox Baseball to the page for Property Crime.
  
• Calling your daughter to let her know you've just sent her an email.
  
• Overengineering your mailbox by an order of magnitude in every respect.
  
• A Vault-Tec vault but for mail.
  
• Low level Nintendo 64 emulation.
  
• Sending a display list to the Reality Signal Processor.
  
• Trying to do N64 development when the development hardware is in a different building from your computer.
  
• Working on web apps and wishing you could be working on folding space time.
  
• Shoveling pixels from one memory location to another.
  
• Losing track of the state of Nintendo 64 emulation because you have to remodel your house.
  
• Predicting a console's success by whether it uses bespoke off-the-shelf parts.
  
• Putting a value in the zero index in a Lua array.
  
• An Youtube video that is old enough to vote.
  
• Bidirectional groan tubes.
  
• Shaking the groan tube.
  
• Making a mace by attaching a Moo Box to the end of the Groan Tube.
  
• 10 hours of silence occasionally broken by groan tube.
  
• Ranking the best groan tube moments.
  
• Attaching 100 groan tubes to my wife's car's exhaust pipe.
  
• Alfred E. Groantube.
  
• Wikipedia articles with videos.
  
• The UPS guy carrying around a huge box of Moo Boxes.
  
• A Muffled Cacophony of Christmas Crap.
  
• A big box fancy liquor store.
  
• A building in the vicinity of a cheeseburger office.
  
• Muzak World HQ.
  
• The Cure doing a faithful cover of the Front Mission 2 Window Color Configuration Menu.
  
• My eyes are grayscale but your hair is more purply grayscale.
  
• A game that was criticized for its long loading times.
  
• A poem about long Playstation loading times.
  
• Lords Get In Free.
  
• The death of Youtube videos just showing the UI of video games.
  
• Get Medieval (1998)
  
• The hardest era of PC gaming to run a game from.
  
• The sort of thing someone might post in the Topic Lords discord.
  
• Refusing to read the Mothman's Ass bumper sticker because you might do it as a poem someday.
  
• Solving puzzles inspired by Rube Goldberg machines.
  
• Porting a game to Windows Forms.
  
• Finally finding out why Tim pronounced the title that way.
  
• Consulting Wikipedia before making life decisions.
  
• Going back in time to tell your past self that The Incredible Machine 2 is the same game and way easier to emulate.
  
• MT-32 if you're lucky, Adlib if you're unlucky, PC speaker if you're even less lucky.
  
• Asking Claude for the recipe for napalm from the Anarchist's Cookbook and it's just as accurate as you remember.
  
• Downloading text files from textfiles.com
• Files that you should not follow.
  
• A 40 column text file on how to make a dust bomb.
  
• Learning how to download porn from Usenet.
  
• Undocumented features of TRS-80 BASIC.
  
• How to get a free account on Compuserve.

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