Dispatch # 7

Having got through another day in Paradise, Simon encounters some natural insect activity in his back yard whilst supping on his constitutional evening Pink Gin, immediately followed by another which horrifies and disturbs him. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Against all the odds and in spite of no help from family back in Blighty, with vampiric hummingbirds seemingly round every corner our intrepid hero takes on the rise of Covid 19 in Oz with a breathtaking display of innovation and creative energy that showcases a broad, adaptive skill set essential …

In a moment of clarity and freedom from the chains of his alter-ego Simon reflects on the carnage he has caused. Always one for seeing the bright side he does delight in the joy of getting a job which has real entertainment value. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this ninth dispatch the murky world of the illuminati is touched upon and Simon's experience of it is brought to bear. How it is responsible for Corona and his determination to prove it through Cousin David's help. Though David has not been helpful, that is until Brothe Benji gets in touch! Se…