Four Standup Comedy Styles Collide In One Fast Show

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This is another episode of Stand Up Comedy, your host and MC, celebrating 40 plus years on the fringe of show business.
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Stories, interviews, and comedy sets from the famous and not so famous.
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Here's your host and MC, Scott Edwards.
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Hi, and welcome to this week's show.
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I got another special event set up for you on this podcast.
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You may remember a little over a month ago, I did Cornucopia of Comedy, which is basically a quick mix of a variety of entertainment in short segments that'll move pretty quickly through the podcast.
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So we'll be calling this one Cornucopia of Comedy the Sequel.
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I hope you enjoy it.
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Let me tell you about this podcast and what makes it so unique.
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Later on, to close the podcast show, we have some music from Robert Aguaio, talented musician out of Venice Beach, California.
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You may recognize him.
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He was on the Love Boat.
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Anyway, he did the theme song for our TV show, Live at Laughs.
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So we're going to share that with you later.
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We also have comic ventriloquist Jay Johnson, who remember from the Soap TV show.
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Also the very funny impressionist Kevin Pollack, who you'll recognize from many movies.
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He's a longtime poker player and has had his two of his own HBO specials.
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And a song put together by Carlos Alazraki, who does a lot of uh cartoons and was also on Reno 911.
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And now let's kick off this cornucopia of comedy, the sequel.
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Our first act today is Ronnie Kenny.
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This guy was a premier master of ceremonies.
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He does a lot of great quick jokes and was always very entertaining.
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He did appear in the movie The Comics Open and has done stand-up on stage for over 30 years.
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So let's hear a little bit of Ronnie Kenny.
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Thank you very much.
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Good to see you.
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I was excited about doing this.
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I got too excited today.
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I did a uh sit-up.
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Have you tried one of those lately?
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I got real lightheaded.
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I stopped that immediately, boy.
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I I got up, grabbed a beer and a cigarette, and laid back down again.
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An exercise guy.
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You are what you eat.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Do I look deep fries, you people?
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Gotta get new friends.
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My friends are always bragging about their exercise.
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That's great.
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I own a car.
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I drove 40 miles with a beer between my legs, right?
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My body's drink whiskey.
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There's a I don't know if whiskey drinkers are supposed to be beer drinkers, but they just they just think fast.
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They come out of uh six excuses get a trouble.
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That's impossible.
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Sorry about it.
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Go ahead.
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Uh of course I was speeding.
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I'm out of beer.
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Did you know you were leaving?
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I said, yeah, but that was doing something as much to drink as I have.
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There's nothing funny about drunk driving, we all agree with that, but there's a law that goes too far.
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It's in every state of the union.
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Did you know this?
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You can now be arrested for drunk driving on a bicycle.
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Yeah.
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That just amazes me.
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Was that a major problem in this country?
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Guys are selling cracks, we can't get drunk and go for a bike ride.
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Can't wait to see these commercials.
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Thanks before you touch that kickstand.
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You've been drinking.
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Don't get behind those handlebars, mister.
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Friends, don't let friends pedal drunk.
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What happens?
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You're too drunk to get home.
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You call a toll free number, a guy comes out on a bicycle built for two.
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All right, idiot, get on the bike.
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Ronnie was always one of my favorites and worked for us quite a bit in the 80s and 90s.
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I'm sure you enjoyed him.
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All right, I mentioned in this particular episode, we're going to be mixing things up.
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So here we have a special comedy song put together by Carlos Alez Rocky of Reno 911 fame and also Chris Hobbs, a musician.
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And the voice you hear helping out with the song is my partner, Bob Stobener.
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So here we go.
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The Carl's Jr.
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song.
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Welcome to Carls Juniors.
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Can I take your order?
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I gotta get a ring.
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You gotta be a bad thing, a burger fruit.
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I have to frown too.
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I need to make a butcher always big.
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Okay, that's one regular hamburger and one regular fry.
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You're a boring guy, sir.
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Can I get you a cup with that?
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One hour thing.
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Good interesting.
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I tried to get them one.
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But they were coming.
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One of them coming, dumbing dummy.
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You gonna be a cast junior brother.
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I'll have to frown you.
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I'll even make a better go ahead.
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Always be.
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How about trying our new celery cake?
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So don't start acting.
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Like you can do anything.
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Like you can do anything.
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Let you get in the job at bug up, bug up, bug up, bug up, bug a cake.
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Would you like some hard-boiled dog doodles?
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Maybe our special industrial strength from Alock Small.
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I think I'd be happy.
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I'm gonna be a crash in a big.
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I'll get the fraters.
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I'll even make a bed.
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I'm gonna be a bed.
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Oh I bought that.
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We're gonna do a big boot.
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We're gonna do a big boota.
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We're gonna do that$1.49 at the window, sir.
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Hey, I hope you enjoyed that song by Carlos Alasraki, Chris Hobbs, and my partner Bob Stobner doing the voiceover.
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Uh, a little entertaining music for you.
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Hey, we're gonna jump into some very special comedy.
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This next set is by Kevin Pollack.
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He's a very talented impressionist, and I'm sure you recognize the name.
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He's been in movies like The Usual Suspects, A Few Good Men, and one of my favorites, The Whole Nine Yards.
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Currently, you can see him in the marvelous Mrs.
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Mazel.
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He's done two of his own HBO specials and is kind of known as a world-renowned poker player.
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But let's see his comedy and impressionism from back in the 80s, Kevin Pollock.
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Thank you so much.
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What a pleasure to be here tonight.
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Do you feel it?
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It's a little frightening.
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It is, it is.
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I can tell you about myself.
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I'm a big, big movie fan, and I guess the big movie news is that uh Predator, this film over the weekend made$12 million starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I'm a big Schwarzenegger fan.
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You know, in fact, it just baffles me how every year the Academy Awards overlooks this guy.
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I don't know.
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What do these people need?
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A verb?
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The best news for me, though, would have to be that they're making another Star Trek film.
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I'm so excited about this.
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Uh, anything to keep Shatner out of that cop outfit.
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Uh I'm a big Star Trek fan.
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I see William Shatner dressed up as a cop on TJ Hooker.
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First time I saw it, I looked at this guy and I thought to myself, this guy had a starship.
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What does he have now?
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A Plymouth?
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Come on.
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Love the Star Trek films.
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In fact, I have good news for Star Trek fans about Star Trek V.
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They've got William Shatner signed to direct and also uh star as James T.
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Kirk once again.
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Having trouble though, signing all the other cast members from the original cast.
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So I imagine what it would be like if we had real celebrities to play these other roles.
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We'll now take you aboard Enterprise, Star Trek V in search of cash.
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William Shatner at the helm.
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Cabin's long.
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Star Day 24.
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76.5.
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Something strange has happened.
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Since passing through a cosmic cloud, I've noticed a peculiar change.
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In the behavior of my crew, although the faces seem to change.
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The personality.
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Personality.
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Have altered yet somehow.
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They seem familiar.
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I don't know what to do.
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Mr.
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Chegov.
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Warp back to one.
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Forgive me, sir.
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Yes, I'm sorry.
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Oh don't be afraid.
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Yes, I'm sorry, sir.
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It's my tons looking very strangely.
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Yes.
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Little dials are spinning lights and going, help me, help me.
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All right, Check off.
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Oh, horror.
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Put him on the screen.
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Mr.
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Spott.
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Analysis, please.
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Mom, what's the matter with you?
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Use your instruments.
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Oh.
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I want a mic, an idiot.
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Oh, it looks like a bang followed.
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Oh, hurrah trying to raise communication.
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I don't know what's happening.
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When I get back from six bay, I want some answers.
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Six bay.
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Bones.
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Bones.
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The ship is being pursued to the neutral zone by an unknown person.
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My crew was all gone mad.
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Over 400 men and women on boarding, and I feel no to talk about you, Bone.
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You gotta help.
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Well, well, well, looky here, boys and girls.
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Looks like the old captain's getting a little paranoid.
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Pocus pocus.
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Captain to the bridge! Boom.
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Don't leave, sick bag.
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Scotty, ma'am, what's going on down there?
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I need more power.
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It's a party.
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Johnny, Jimmy, Gregory.
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It's a bloody party down here.
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This is the best fun never.
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Kevin is not only a terrific impressionist, but a great actor, and you'll continue to see him in films.
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Uh he's done so many and more to come.
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Very, very funny guy, and it was a real honor to get to work with him back in the day.
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Hey, coming up right now at a special treat.
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This set was taped at one of our live concerts out in William Land Park called Laughs in the Park.
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This particular one had over 12,000 people at it.
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But it is an outdoor family event, so there's a little more noisy and something a little different.
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This features headliner Jay Johnson.
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You'll remember him as a regular on the Soap TV show.
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Uh he and his ventriloqual figure, Bob, were very popular throughout the 80s and 90s and still entertain today.
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He's done several TV specials and worked regularly with our good friend of mine, Harry Anderson.
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I know you'll enjoy him.
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Sit back and enjoy Jay Johnson.
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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the featured headliner for this afternoon?
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Please, a gentleman you recognize from the TV Soul Show for a play, Chuck and Bob, is appearing tonight at the 830 show at Laps and Limited if you want to see his whole set.
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How about a nice big round of applause, Mr.
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J Johnson?
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Thank you for being here, Mike.
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Thank you.
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Welcome.
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Glad you're here.
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Kind of like performing for an LA crowd.
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Everybody's on grass, but I'm glad they're nobody's in here.
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Most people out there have a great deal.
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Let's wave at them across the lake.
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How are you?
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You're here early next time.
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Uh it's much better closer.
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I do control it because I'm from here I could be equiburgen.
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Okay, so uh.
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Well, this is great.
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Well, we got a lot of people here.
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And uh, I am from Los Angeles.
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I didn't flying out in the Lanceland all day.
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We'll get to you.
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Good job.
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And uh it's kind of strange being here in Sacramento because the air is much better here than it is in Los Angeles.
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And so you're thinking of me would feel better, but what happens is you have all that bear strepped in your wings and you don't get rid of it right away.
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And I find that that even though I've been in Sacramento now a couple three days, I still get that kind of LA car that you don't do that.
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Well, not be better here, I know it's I remember Randall Park.
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One guy who didn't get thanked for Scottish, he was done on the sky.
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One of the best contracts problems you can hope for.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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I had a flying in.
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I I'm I'm uh convinced that what would make use now is a plane that lands with all its parts, you know.
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Uh that's all you hear anymore.
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It's like uh airplanes that land without their parts, so I figure it'll have a man.
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The one they always showed you is that Hawaiian airlines, you know, they're landing without a roof.
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That's a little concerning to me.
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It's good as studying right up front.
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She says, you know, if the cabin pressure suddenly drops, then an oxygen mass will fall from the roof and just be one of them.
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They don't cover what happens if there is no roof.
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But they didn't retire the plane.
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It's now Hawaiian airlines.
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It's called cam before you land.
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No problem.
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Going right in.
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You know, uh, because old thing we've uh had to uh pass some laws now because of the way the world is, we've had to pass some anti-terrorism laws, but in America we don't want to pass anti-terrorism laws because we might want to offend somebody that might be a terrorist living in the United States.
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So you have to disguise those laws.
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And the governor came up with a great compromise.
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Came up with a law called non-smoking on airlines of under two hours of duration.
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Have you heard this law?
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He's got smoking here at LA.
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Theory being that no hijack in his right mind would hijack an airplane when there are 20 smokers that have another cigarette in two hours.
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It's working.
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It's working.
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Fred of mine's an actor, he he uh lost his job, so he tried to apply somewhere else, and uh he replied right over at the Sacramento too, right over here, just right over here.
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And they said, Well, we don't we don't really have any place for actors.
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And so I'll do anything, I'll speak about just this name.
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I need a job.
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And he said, Well, to be honest with you, uh a gorella suit.
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If you'll just put on this gorella suit since you are an actor, and just get in the cage, I don't think anybody will know.
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She said, Okay.
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So he got in the cage, and uh sure enough, Sandy came around and there wasn't one of these things, so everybody went to the zoo.
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And and there was the monkey, and everybody kind of jumped around the ape there.
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And being an actor, he felt like he had the crowd.
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He was doing a performance.
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So he began to swing real big.
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And he's swinging bigger and bigger and bigger, and the people are cheering, and they're they're yelling, and suddenly he gets so full of himself he falls into the cage with the lion.
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Somebody wants the lion cage.
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Somebody start betting on the lion.
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I five buttons on the lion.
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Yeah, it's like David Talas is saying the monkey lion.
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So the lion starts after a monkey.
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He doesn't know what to do, so he backs up.
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He backs up.
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Spine is the back of the cage.
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There he is, can't move.
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He's ready to scream.
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The lions come at him.
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Finally, the lion jumps on his chest, chest like that, puts his voice, goes, like that.
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And the guy goes, Help! And the lion says, Shut up.
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You want to get a soap fire?
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It's not a true story, isn't it?
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Well, you're nice, bud.
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Uh, we're gonna do some good trolls in here.
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Uh, Bob.
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What?
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Are you in here?
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Good.
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Here, ready.
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Get your pants on.
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So anyway.
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Bob is not the nasty person you used to be.
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I used to say nasty things, uh, yellow synodies, but I think this is his kind of crowd because it would come out for anything that's for free.
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And uh, so uh we're glad you're here, Bob.
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You ready?
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Okay, that's good, Mindy.
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Let's go to the bed for him to smoke different now.
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Those habits used out are much different, but I think you're gonna enjoy him and I know he's gonna enjoy you because I'm sure these trees will make him uh homesick.
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There you go, okay.
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Louise.
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You got a girl in there?
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I got a girl in the night.
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Yeah, just hanging out of the uh river, picking up dress lives for a good time.
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I see.
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Yeah, she loves me.
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Yeah, she hangs on a stud.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I think of myself as a too long for her.
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Well, it's hard to come across on a podcast, maybe, but he is a terrific and funny ventriloquist.
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We hope you enjoyed that set from Laughs in the Park in the mid-80s.
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So, to close things up, as I alluded to earlier in this particular show, is comic musician Robert Aguyo.
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We've heard him a few times over this podcast.
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He is a very funny musician out of Venice Beach, California.
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He was seen a couple times on the TV show The Love Boat, but he's really most famous for his musical entries into the comedy world.
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In this particular case, we had him write and perform the opening music for our TV series.
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As mentioned a few times, we had a couple TV series, uh special on Fox.
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We did shows for ABC and CBS, and this particular show, Live at Laughs, had a theme song written by Robert Aguiles.
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Oh, and before I start this, I want to make it clear this uh theme song for our TV show was written and performed by Robert Aguiler, but the voiceover, the singing on the piece is my partner, Bob Stobener.
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You also heard him as the drive-thru voice on the Carl's Jr.
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song earlier in this podcast.
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Bob and I go back uh through many, many years working together in many different companies, but he was my partner at Laughs Unlimited and a very creative guy.
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He was an animator, did a lot of uh art, uh uh it was the art director for the company, but he also did a lot of voiceover work for our TV show, commercials, and other special things.
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And I think uh we should do a shout-out for his special talent.
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So uh let's hear that and kind of end this podcast, a cornucopia of comedy with some great music.
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Here we go.
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Here's a theme song for our TV show.
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Thanks to Robert Aguiler for writing it, and my partner Bob Stovener for singing it.
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Hope you enjoy it.
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Would you like to take a laugh?
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Well, that was a good high-energy way to end this podcast.
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Cornucopia of comedy, the sequel.
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I hope you enjoyed it.
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A variety of short and entertaining bits from the eighties and nineties, all featured live at Laughs Unlimited or Laughs in the Park, and also heard on our TV show, Live Almost from Laughs Unlimited.
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I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
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Thanks again for listening to this podcast.
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Be sure to share it, rate it, and contact me anytime if you'd like to make a comment, check out the website.
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We'll see you next week.
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Bye.
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