Aye Aye Captain: Severance Season 2 Finale & Assassin’s Creed Shadows

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I will apologize for last week. We weren't here, but we are back this week.
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Dan, you have a job to do in three days. Well, not a job, but something you said
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you're going to do. Your packs tickets go on sale in three days.
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On sale, it comes to good timing. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your
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hosts Matt, Luke, and Dan. Multiple
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Nerdgasm, your guide to all
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things nerdy.
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They're on sale in 3 days or I've got 3 days to get them. They're on sale in 3
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days. All right. They go on sale for a lot longer than 3 days.
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Yeah, but the early birds 3-day passes always go. I've done that. Yeah. No,
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they actually they're actually the early bird passes are still on sale for quite
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a little while. It's not like a But last time I couldn't get I couldn't get a
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three-day pass. I had to buy three once because you left to like a month before
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pack. Yeah, that that is that is true. That is true. Not the six months they go
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on sale beforehand. That's why I'm just giving you plenty of notice. I was like,
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I've got time. I'm just asking for tickets and they give them to me. What
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are you guys doing? All right, we'll do that as well. But I also like Yeah, just
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to make sure. Make sure. It's very very possible they'll say no to me one day
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and I'll be and then I also like to give like the pass away. Oh yeah.
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Our list has been to a few packs old passes that I've given away. Yeah, good
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point. Cuz I'm nice. One of them's been to packs on my pass when I had to leave
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early on the last day. Mhm. But this time you're planning better.
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You're there for the full three days. We leave on the Monday, we get there on the
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Thursday. Yeah, definitely. Cool. And I'm not going to eat an oyster
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between now and then. So I'm [ __ ] ravenous for one. Yeah. So somebody else
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will buy two dozen like that. Oyster famished. Can't do the three dozen
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anymore. They're too expensive. I'm not going to eat three dozen. Eat eggs instead.
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Just do one oyster, one egg. One oyster, one egg. Not anymore. It's back. They're
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back now. Oh, you guys fixed it. I thought Trump was going to fix that. We
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just killed all the sick birds. Oh, well that's the other thing I do eat a
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pack. We tried that with co and it didn't work. We just we we we put the hard work in.
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But mind you, today I went to a farm and and we collected our own eggs and that
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was that was quite fun. Yeah. Right. I know a lot of people are actually
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getting their own chickens again. I'd like a chicken. I thought about
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that. We got coyotes though and I I just don't want to deal with that. And then
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also winter they're not going to do well in winter. To be clear, wild coyotes.
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You don't have coyotes, right? Yeah, correct. I've got a [ __ ] I mean,
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they're in my yard. Coyotes out there. I think they're mine now. Well, I have a
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rabbit in my yard and uh I started feeding him, so he's not going anywhere.
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Yeah, how'd it get in? There would have been a
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lot of dig. Yeah, it's this. It's not hard to get into my yard. I saw him in
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my neighbor's yard cuz when I'm out on my balcony here, I can see into three
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different people's yards. And you used to wait for people to go outside bathing.
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Well, it's usually me. It's usually me that gets caught short, right? Well, I'm
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like, I can just go out in my underwear to hang up my washing. I'm like, I
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wouldn't be doing this washing if I had something to wear. All right. Um, but I
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saw this little guy across there and I'm like, it's pretty cute. So, Harper and I
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put out carrots for him. And then I'll lure him in like this is going to
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happen. And then, well, yeah. Then every day now he's just now he just lives in
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my backyard. Okay, that's nice. Yeah. I mean, he he scuttles off if he sees me
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coming out. He doesn't want to be my pet, but he's quite happy to live in my
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house. Happy to be fed. And it's like the rest. It's like my kids really. You
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don't even have to clean up after it. Yeah.
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Yeah. We got rabbits hanging about usually. Squirrels. Delicious rabbits.
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Yeah. Not a big fan of rabbit. They call them squirrels over there, though. They
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don't They don't say squirrels. They say one syllable. I tried to teach Lara that
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they were called squiggles, but she's not she's not having it. She's not
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having anything anymore. She had no time for jokes. I had a great dad moment the
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other day when I was reading Harper the Jurassic Park book before bed. Right. Or
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not Michael Cryon's Jurassic Park, but just to be clear, I've got I've got a
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dumb down kid version of it. Right. But she really likes it. And Chaos Theory.
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Yeah, that's right. So, we're reading through I do the drip on her hand every
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night. But um we're reading through it and just because I'm me and I'm a dad,
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every page I'm like, "And do you know what that dinosaur is called? That is a
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brachiosaurus." Right. Right. Just you know, third page in I go to I go, "Do
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you know?" And she's like, "Dad, I don't know what any of the dinosaurs are
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called." Okay. Yeah. Just stop asking. She's like, "If we see Tyrannosaurus
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Rex, you can ask me. I know that one." Yeah. Have you tried to explain to her that
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the velociraptors aren't actually called velociraptors? Yeah. And they don't look
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anything like that movie. Yeah, that's right. I don't watch movies like that.
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Yeah, that's right. I haven't seen this. Yeah. The other night I was we were
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reading and I I slipped with the book and it bopped her in the face and I
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said, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, dude. I'm doing I'm doing such a bad
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job." And she literally goes, "No, no, no, Dad. You're you're doing great.
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You're a great dad." And I said I said, "Is there anything I could do better as
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a dad?" And she goes, "Yeah, read the book.
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Shut up." Yeah. She tells you that all the time. Yeah. I start asking questions
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or you mess around. She's like, "Read the book." That's why we're here. I've
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got these book credits and you're wasting time. Exactly. Yeah. She um so
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Jenna got back from Ireland. Jenna got back from Ireland and um she
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told there she's going to catch her leprechaun. Oh, shout out to Steve in
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Ireland who listens to the show still. I learned that's the leprechaorn. I don't
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know why that surprised me, but uh I didn't have a leprechaorn listener. They
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caught a leprechaorn called Steve. Steve. They're often um often friends of
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ours listen, but then they don't listen forever and then they go away because
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they're like, "Yeah, sick of it." They're like, "This is
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Apparently Steve still likes us or because we out them as gay on the show."
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That's not what this is. I just wanted to shout out Steve because he's a good
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dude. No, Steve. He's a nice guy, but he is a raving homosexual.
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No, we agreed, but not doing that anymore. It doesn't end well. True. Um,
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so she's in Ireland. She said she was going to catch a leprechaorn. So they
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got her little toy leprechaorn and she was sending me photos of him doing
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things. Yeah. And then so I'm showing them to Yria and she goes because she's
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she's just not stupid anymore. Yeah. You know what I mean? She's like, "Is that a
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toy?" And I said, I said, "Let me check with mom." And uh I said to Jenn, "She's
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not buying this shit." And Jenna said, "Tell her that they turn into toys when
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you catch them." He was real, but then I caught him turn into a toy. And so I
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told her that. And L's like, "Okay, can I see a video of him turning
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into a toy?" Yeah, we're [ __ ] busted, mate. She's
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not having it. I don't know. They must cuz our daughters are very very close in age.
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But Harper has like had a cognitive
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leap. Yeah. Right. To teenage level
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[ __ ] Yeah. Like sash. They're just not falling for [ __ ] anymore. Yeah.
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Yeah. Just wait till they are teenagers and if they're already like this. [ __ ] hell.
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I have no idea what our kids are going to be like when they're older because
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there's no benchmark because no kids were raised like we are raising our kids
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now. And I I don't mean that like we're doing a better job. I just mean like
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it's just totally different. So there's no there's no benchmark. Well, there's
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no just off you go. I'll be home by street lights. Yeah. I there's
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definitely none of that. I kind of wish that she could have that, but I
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understand why they don't do that. We're not allowed to do that anymore.
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Literally not allowed to do that anymore. Yeah. Because it's funny
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because people like, "Oh, there were no pedophiles around when we were kids. We
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go anywhere we want." I'm like, "Well, we're pedophile. That's why we don't do
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it anymore." Yeah. For them. It It is one of those things
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where it's like the odds are pretty low. Like very low. But it does happen. So
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that's why we You can't just do what we do. Like literally just [ __ ] off in the
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morning and your parents don't know where you are until the street lights
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come on. you know, you've got to be home by then or you'll get hit with the
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wooden spoon. We had no phones, no nothing. Like it was just uh No. Yeah.
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Like there was no I wouldn't There was not even a public phone in the the town
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I grew up in. Like we used to try to get as far away
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from home as possible. Where does this dirt road go? Like that was our kind.
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Across this field will be the first I've ever been from home. Mr. Frodo,
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before we take one more step Oh, I must give a shout out.
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There's a a podcast that I've started listening to. I say podcast. It's out.
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You can find it in the podcast app, but it's just a guy reading Lord of the
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Rings, right? Oh, yeah. And that's called an audio book. It's called a free
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audio book. It's called a free illegal audio book, right? Except he does a
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great job and he does all the voices really based on the the actors who
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played them in the movie. So, you know, like in the movie like like Sam's got
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the kind of like the the like West Country accent and and you know, like he
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does he does strict movie accents. I'm really enjoying it. Yeah. Yeah. Till he
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comes to like things that aren't in the movie like the Tom Bombadil chapter and
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it's like then all bets are off. He's just doing what he wants. Yeah. Yeah.
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He's wonder if he's looking for work and this is his like Yeah. Oh yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe because actually it's beautifully put together too.
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Okay. Is Lord of the Rings public domain the book? No, it's and I can tell you why I know
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it's not is because when someone I know
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and I'm married to
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was it executive producing the uh I can't be vague the ring of rings of
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power. It could be anything from the book. Yeah. Right. They could use
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sylmerelion and they could use appendices and they could use
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un set before isn't it? That's really fascinating because I know people whine
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about certain things like that and but there are that's interesting that
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there's a reason for that. That's the reason. That is the sole reason. It'll
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become public. Are we are you going to get in trouble for scooping this? Well,
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I was I was vague enough I think, wasn't I? I hope so. But no, there is it will
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come public domain on January 1st, 2044.
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So we only got that far away by then.
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Yeah, but then we could make our own.
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Yeah. Well, we're all Gandalf. Well, we could do we could we could do a
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side quest. Gandalf, Ratagas, and Saramon before he goes evil just on an
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adventure. Three wizards. Roman where they're just mates just hanging
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out. Yeah. Smoking their P. Christopher Lee. It was good watching watching him the other
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week. The movies. I got thinking again. Every time I see Christopher Lee in
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something now, I can't help thinking about, you know, there's that story
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about, you know, like him just [ __ ] knifing people in the jungle during
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World War II. To qualify that, please. Sorry. He was he like No, no, but his
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life is just Yeah. Because there's that story of him shooting a film where the
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guy gets stabbed or something like that and he's like, "Oh, I could tell you
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exactly what it sounds like when you knife him." What happens? Yeah. You hear
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his last gasp and it sounds like this. And the actors are like, "Fuck off,
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mate." Like, "What a guy." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're just actors. We'll just We
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don't need to know what it's really like. What a Sorry if I glaze over. It's
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because for some reason my um screen just keeps going dark. You glaze over
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like a donut. Yeah. Oh, I'd love a donut. Don't eat me. Don't eat me. That
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would be a little too many of my 1700 calories I'm currently allowed per day.
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Oh, 1 1700 doesn't sound like a lot. It's not a lot. It's basically three
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square meals and no snacks. Work out more.
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Yeah, depending on the time only only cardio workouts count as um like
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offsetting calories too. So if you do if you do a strength or resistance training
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you mean like on your tracker or just in life? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. No, no, on
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the on my tracker. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know what you mean. Um not to talk about
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[ __ ] Alan Richardson again. I think maybe people are going to think we have
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a bit of a man crush on him or I have a bit of a man crush on him. You know the
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guy you can have a man crush on anyone. He's a [ __ ] specimen of a man.
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Handsome dude. Uh did you watch that interview with him where he said that he
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did the [ __ ] was it Dex Machine or whatever and his like just base level
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calories is 3,800. It's just like [ __ ] off mate. He can
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just eat whatever he wants. Yeah. It's so many calories.
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Still buff. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. But I mean he must spend a lot of time
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in the gym. Yeah. But I was listening to an interview with knows how to do that
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now. Yeah. It's got good metabolism. Good. I listened to an interview with
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Hugh Jackman the other day. Oh, yeah. Whom whom I I enjoy enjoy Hugh Jackman. Um
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I enjoy his body. But yeah, huge jacked man. But the uh somebody was like, "Oh,
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what's you know what it was just after finishing Wolverine versus
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Deadpool." Yep. And he was like, "Oh, how do you feel now that you finished?"
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And he's like, "Well, I don't have to eat a chicken breast the second I wake
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up in the morning, so that's a plus." Yeah.
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Yeah. It is weird to be whining about stuff like that. But like the the I used
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to think, you know, like Mark Wahberg always used to complain about how much
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food he had to eat and I'm like [ __ ] shut up, mate. But it actually Oh,
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you're on a billboard. Kind of [ __ ] annoying. Yeah, exactly. But then it's
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not like they're preparing this food themselves either.
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Yeah, that's true, too. Yeah. Yeah. So, like also this for listeners who don't
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know, the reason we're so [ __ ] into this stuff now is because we have a
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challenge ongoing. Yeah, we do. I'm going to join it soon. Yeah. Join it.
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Get get your get your sugar-free tonics and get in. We didn't share the before
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photos, did we? That doesn't I don't think we share them with each other.
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Share them. Well, depending on how good a shape we get into, I'll decide whether
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we can share later. Um, but I I've been watching a lot of
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like golden era bodybuilding videos on YouTube.
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Really high. Not that I'm bodybuilding, but it's just I find hearing those guys
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speak more motivational than modern fitness gurus. Modern fitness gurus, the
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way that they live their lives is just so beyond anything I'd be willing to
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ever do that I'm like, nah. Whereas if you listen to Arie and his
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contemporaries, they're like, "Just [ __ ] eat, then go to the gym, mate."
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Like, you know, like, you know, don't eat bad [ __ ] and and work out and you'll
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be fine. And that's I can get in on that. But they are skipping one path and
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that's you also have to inject yourself with steroids. Yeah. Yeah. There's that
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like because that was also a big part of that error. Yeah. Yeah. Also true. But
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but then again, I don't need to get big. But there's this great interview with
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him where the interviewer goes, "Oh, is it genetic? Can anyone do it?" Like,
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"Could I do it?" And then Annie just goes, "Well, yeah. I mean, anyone could
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do it, but why would you want to?" Very, very few people have any need to build
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muscles like this. Actually, no one does. Well, he does useful muscles. They
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are if you want to compete in the Mr. Universe, but that's the only thing
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they're useful for. Like, you see the strongest men in strongest man
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competitions, they're not built like that. And it's not even like we've
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talked about this I think too before is that like girls don't like it either
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when you get that big. You're doing it for other men.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I think we can all agree like when we we've none of us look like
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that. We've we've known women. We've been with women. Like you don't you
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don't have to have that. It's not a prerequisite, you know? Like Yeah. I
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tricked one into marrying me without muscles. Yeah. That's what I mean. Like
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like there's like women don't go, "What's under the t-shirt, though? Let
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me see that before I make my decision. I mean, it might it probably helps. I
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mean, maybe in a spectrum, sure. But yeah, I don't know. I think it does
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work. I swear I've seen guys just lift a shirt and move and go, "Yep, that's the
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one." Yeah. Yeah. We have to be funny or when they get like the arrow that points
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to their dick in the muscles, that arrow muscle. I don't know what it's called,
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but Yeah. I once saw I once saw a guy just flash his Hugo Boss logo on his
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suit to get a girl like that at a club. Yeah, cuz um I mean she she started off
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cuz she was like, "Oh, nice suit." And he just like opened up the blazer, just
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pointed at the pocket. Let it go. Here you go, boss. I don't
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want to know. I don't want to hang out with either of those people.
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Uh, I've been watching some stuff. I've been watching Yeah, I mentioned I've
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been watching Jack Ryan. I um I was like watching season three of
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it and I was like the [ __ ] this show changed.
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Good, bad or different? Just any different is not good. When
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anything it changes, it's not good. So Jack Ryan, right? You familiar with the
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character of Jack Ryan, right? I am. He's not James Bond. No. Except in the
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show, he became James Bond at some point where he's just an action hero who's
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going every time there's a [ __ ] mission he's on it and he's like doing
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Black Ops into a Russian battleship like ship container ship and he's with the
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team and this kind of stuff. And I was like, I don't think Jack Ryan does that
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in the books or the I saw him do a lot of administrative work. Yeah. In the
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media used to. So, I went back and I watched Harrison Ford in Patriot Games,
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and I'd forgotten, first of all, that Patriot Games is about uh Irish
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terrorists uh and Shawn Bean plays um the main villain. Yeah, we were too
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young. Yeah. Well, he he was [ __ ] young in it. Yeah. Uh but and it is very
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good movie, but yes, very different to what the TV shows become. Like Jack, you
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do Clear and Present Danger next. I I am actually. I've got it.
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Nice. But he's an older guy. He's ex CIA and then he comes back to CIA which just
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the TV show is quite different. He's young. Yeah. He's an analyst. And in the first
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in the first season of Jack Ryan, he gets kind of caught up in this thing and
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he gets involved in these kind of I guess action sequences, but he's not
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like running around like [ __ ] people and hand to hand combating everybody.
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Scene two, three. They're the guy he calls they call first to send in. He's
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[ __ ] let's suit up. Give me all the guns and like [ __ ] fighting
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everybody. And just in a way that that was my one uh the one negative thing
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that I can say about Slow Horses because if you love espionage, especially
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British espionage, you should watch Slow Horses. But the premise of Slow Horses
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is that it's set in this one branch of MI5 where if you [ __ ]
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up on the job, you get they can't fire you. they just put you in this place
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where you don't get any assignments, right? And you just end up doing
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paperwork all the time. So, you've got these like gung-ho agents just just with
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desk jobs. But then like season one, there was like a coincidence that made
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the main MI5 job and their job coincide and they
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ended up saving the day, right? Cuz obviously that's the show and it was
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very interesting. But then every season, oh, suddenly we're the best and we're
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saving the [ __ ] country and all this. I was like, yeah, but then why are they
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still in in in the shitty place? Yeah. Like if you're that promote some of
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these guys now. Yeah. Yeah. But it doesn't work well for the TV show in the
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street. No. No. It wouldn't work at all. Yeah. Yeah. So I I think they just the Jack
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Ryan I think they just decided, oh no, we do kind of just want American James
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Bond. And they probably just had that honestly they were probably just getting
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feedback that people were liking the action more than the paperwork. And well
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when I looked I know I was like watching season two I I kind of noticed it but I
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was like I mean it's still good. It's not this bad show or anything. It's just
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like just season 3 was way more obvious to me that's like this is different to
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the show I started watching like the it's a different show now cuz he's
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Yeah. the the the even the type of plot and what's happening to him. I'm just
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like is it not the same as what I what it was? And then I looked online and
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everyone says the same thing. It's just like what happened to this show changed?
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If that's how people seem to feel season
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4 seems slightly more like season one
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now that I'm up to it. So we'll see. This is probably they were getting
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feedback people like the action. Then you got season 3. They did more of that
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and then as you said you were reading people going no this isn't what we want.
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So now they've readjusted again. Yeah. Well this is on happy. Yes. Well, Amazon
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have their own James Bond now. James Bond. That's right. They don't need Jack Ryan.
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And I'm sure they'll do a series. It won't just be movies like there was
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before. They'll they'll try to prequels sequels. And James Bond Jr. Time to
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shine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even though I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a because it
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was supposed to be his nephew, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have siblings in
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the cannon. James does not have siblings.
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Um, but there was so much freaking out online in the last couple of weeks by
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people going, "Well, it's 2025. They're going to be making James Bond a woman
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and American and probably black." And Amazon have come out and said he will be
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a man from England. Look, they've already picked the next James Bond. It's
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Rahul. Yeah. And he is a man and he's British. So, yeah. And he's not black
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technically. Yeah, he's Oh, yeah. I know. Darker than I am. But he's he's
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man of color, just not that color. So, that reminds me of something. So,
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there's And he's funny. Chatting with a friend of mine who's a
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primary school teacher recently, right? She has year three this year. And um I
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was saying, "Oh, what are year three kids like?" And you know, compared to
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when we were that age and stuff like this. And she was like, "Oh, the funny
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thing is none of them swear. It's just not cool to swear anymore. Like just
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none of them swear. I'm smoke or drink apparently." Yeah. Well, that's right.
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Well, I mean the year three, man, but um when we were kids. I mean, let's
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not exaggerate how hardcore we were, but um All right, fine. But she goes, "Yeah,
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but she said this," which I thought was funny. She goes, "Yeah, yeah, they don't
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they don't swear. They do use the N-word a lot, though." And I was like, "What?"
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Oh, I mean, I would consider that swearing, you know, really.
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Um but evidently so she's she's out in
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Penri right and there's a lot more South Asian people in Penri than there used to
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be. Um so lots of Indians, Pakistanis,
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Bangladeshi out there now. Um and they
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use it to each other and then when she tries to reprimand they argue no we can
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say it because really Yeah.
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Interesting. Weird. I can't imagine like a third grader saying that in casual
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conversation. Yeah, it's pretty Yeah. Yeah. It's And it's used very casually
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evidently. Give me one moment. I will return.
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Okay. If you don't, Luke, and I will divide up your things. Oh, he's fully
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gone. Muted. Muted video. Nothing. Yeah.
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I don't think I think I think just realized. Oh, yeah. Could be no pants.
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Could be no pants. I'm thinking someone who's more awake though. It could be
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erect. It could be he didn't want to get up. Like pants on. Pants on but erect.
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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we can still continue though. Yeah. I'm sure you put
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stuff in a spreadsheet that you want to Oh, I want to know. Luke, did you watch
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the Las Vegas rugby match last night? I did. Yes. Yeah, I Yeah, two weeks ago I
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I watched the highlights of it. Yes. Because I mean I It's It's weird. It's
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just It's just a game. There's nothing special about it. It's just a game being
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played. Yeah. Except it's just not a game they usually watch. Except that
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there were a lot of Australians at it. Yeah. I just love that because like I
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mean I know Penri are doing very well for the last you know several
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consecutive years but to me they're just the team from the shitty suburb I grew
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up in. So the fact that they are the ones that represent Yeah. And they are
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looking at this year I think it did better over there cuz I think this is
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the second year they've played in Las Vegas. the first year they were meant to
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be played on ESPN, but because a college basketball game went over, they got
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transferred to like ESPN 8 or what, like a a shittier version of it, right? So, I
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think the ratings this year it was on free to air, so it got more ratings, so
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it got more people watching. So, they're trying to sort of build it up to
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be sort of more of an international sport. Yeah. I mean I mean it already was when
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we were kids it was just New South Wales. So just one part of Australia and
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then there was one CRA team, one Queensland team, then there was a New
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Zealand team and now there's you know now it's very national. So now we've got
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we've got a new team starting in the NRL next next year or the year after. Papa
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Newu Guinea. Really? Really? Which is going to be just a team. That's cool.
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Amazing. Yep. We're great. We're Australia's investing
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money into it to start building it up now. And then in a couple of years,
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we'll have a new team, building up the country. Yep. With the
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purpose of making an NRL team. Yes. It's a very Australian thing to do.
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Or whether it was a different way of investing like to help out the country.
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Like we're going to give you money for this which will build up. Yeah. They're
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like, can we have some food and some medicine? And Australia's like, you can
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have a 40 team. That's what you can find. Here's a ball
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kicked us around. Well, a lot of our good football players do already come
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from there. So, it makes sense to give them instead of happening there like
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playing there, growing up there and then moving over here, give them sports
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instead of sustenance. But that that then again I think it was New Guinea
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that Australia actually owned for like an afternoon
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because if it wasn't Papa New Guinea, it was Timor East. one of one of those very
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very close to us island nations that was
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a British um colonial property and then
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I think the British gifted it to us like at the end of World War II and then we
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just immediately said yeah you can you can have self-determination we just we
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just let them but I think something behind it is like it'll sort of bring
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business there as well because the games will be played there as well so people
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will travel build up so We'll do a lot, I think. And I just Do
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we know what Do we know what their mascot's going to be? No idea. What do
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they got there? Yeah. Some kind of beast. They have a kiwi. No.
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They've got a small bird of some sort, don't they? Papa New Guinea. I don't
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know. [ __ ] Japanese soldiers hiding in the trees. That's what they [ __ ]
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got. Guinea pigs. It's going to be a jacked up guinea pig. That would be very
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good. Even if they were the guinea pigs, that's not even closely the lamest
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mascot name. You know, the guinea pigs from No, South America. That's what I
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was going to say. Yeah, that's what I thought, but I didn't want
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to sound foolish. I do that for us.
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Um, do you guys watch Severance yet? No, I still haven't gone back to it. Luke,
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have you only seen up to episode four still? Yep. Yeah. Does it get better?
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Cuz that just It just goes back to normal. That was a That was a a
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bottleneck episode. It goes just There's one There's one additional bottleneck
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episode. Yeah, I liked it, too. This is the tallest waterfall on Earth.
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So, yes, the finale has happened. Okay. Did you like it? I did like it. I did. I
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just don't I don't know. It's one of those things where the mystery
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is still it's strange to me now. Like,
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okay, all right.
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Like, it's not I don't know. I don't
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quite get it, but yeah, I still going back. I think we had too much time to
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think. Yeah. Well, they've come out and said season 3 definitely won't be three years
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from now, so Okay, that's good. I think that may even have something to do with
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it. It was just so long in between. Yeah. No, I don't know. Maybe lost its
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appeal a little bit maybe. But I also think after some time you forget the
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nuances and you only remember the broad strokes. So season one and season two
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are very different cuz season two just leans into that weird mystery whereas
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season one was actually just a good drama. That's what I That's what I mean.
402
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,559
I think it's just it's become very um gotten I don't know like you don't have
403
00:30:30,559 --> 00:30:35,760
to explain everything like and link everything together the goats were they
404
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,640
got the first one and goat the episode the second was I didn't like it has a
405
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:46,159
payoff really quite quite a big payoff but but they didn't need one like that's
406
00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:49,840
what I mean like it was weird stuff's happening no one knows what's happening
407
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:55,120
just and in fact this payoff would have been okay if this was to pay off to that
408
00:30:55,120 --> 00:31:00,880
episode in season one and not the payoff to that entire plot line at the start of
409
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,000
season 2. You know what I mean? If that just wasn't in the middle and this was
410
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,279
just oh the goat, of course, it would have been better. Yeah, I completely agree.
411
00:31:10,279 --> 00:31:15,120
And yeah, it's just I don't know. It's it's like this. There was this story
412
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:22,000
going on and the weird stuff was sort of there but now like it's like they're just
413
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,760
explaining all the weird stuff. Yeah. season and it's just like no no you
414
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:32,480
don't have to do that. I did love I loved the scene where Mark was arguing
415
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,440
the innie and the Audi were arguing with each other. So I did say I did wonder
416
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,600
how does the innie know how to use a camcorder but how do they know it's it's
417
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:46,640
weird the kind of amnesia they have because um bit it's convenient at times
418
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,880
but it doesn't really matter cuz when um like when in this episode it was
419
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,960
actually it was a cute moment where she was like equator. Yeah. She's like, "I'm
420
00:31:54,960 --> 00:32:00,080
trying to remember cities that aren't Wisconsin." And and he's like, "Uh, the
421
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,640
equator. Is that a city?" Like, I think it's an island. Yeah. And he's like,
422
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:10,640
"Maybe it's a building." Yeah. Um, but he can use a camcorder.
423
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,320
But Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. No one had to explain what a computer is or how
424
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,799
to speak English. But also, do we know what time this is set in? No. I see I
425
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:23,840
thought that came up again because they went to the train station in this
426
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:28,080
episode if you recall. Two characters, I won't spoil anything. Go to a train
427
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:33,039
station and he gets a like a stamped ticket and everyone's in like kind of
428
00:32:33,039 --> 00:32:38,080
it's just a older style. Didn't notice that, but yeah. You're right. Okay. And
429
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:43,559
I was like, when is this set? And cuz all the cars are old and [ __ ]
430
00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:49,440
Yeah. And the computers are obviously like retrofuturist.
431
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:54,240
Yeah. But that's inside which is meant to be different. Like what's that's easy
432
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,399
to control. Um Mrs. Coel Harvey Coell's
433
00:32:58,399 --> 00:33:03,360
character her [ __ ] truck is garbage but and it's which is interesting as
434
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,519
well because you would think why isn't she well paid? Isn't she incredibly
435
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:11,519
wealthy? Yeah. Yeah. Or does she just choose to drive that car? Yeah. Exactly.
436
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:15,440
It's just there's a lot of things like that where it's like doesn't matter. But
437
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,799
that's that's kind of what I mean about the other stuff too is that like you
438
00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,760
don't have to explain why she chose to drive a [ __ ] old pickup truck. going
439
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:27,679
to be an episode about that the way it's going like oh yeah
440
00:33:27,679 --> 00:33:31,039
there'll be a whole side quest where she an episode where you find out where she
441
00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:34,240
bought that car and it looked brand new but by the end of it was she had you
442
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,960
know I think characters like Milchic like don't do an episode about Milch it
443
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:44,760
when you explain it mystery of Milch is so much better
444
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,320
where he got the paintings yes no see
445
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:55,279
that stuff was great so He he gets he gets um Patricia Rakeet's job, right?
446
00:33:55,279 --> 00:34:00,559
Yeah. And they take down all the paintings of the founder from her office
447
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:04,880
and put bring in new ones where he's black, where all the people are black in
448
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,040
the paintings because Milchic is black and they want him to just feel more at
449
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,040
home or or something. But there's and it's just this scene of him just like
450
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:18,800
looking at them clearly like not knowing how do I feel about this? Yeah. Is this
451
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:24,720
racist or not racist? Yeah, it's very funny. It is. His character is great.
452
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:29,359
What? Rewatching season one too. His his character is amazing, too.
453
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:32,800
If they if they decide to definitely make James Bond American, he should be
454
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,359
up for it. He'd be he'd be good. He's very good in this. I will tell you
455
00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:41,599
something. I have watched that. I went back to I watched Myy Quest again. Oh,
456
00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:47,200
yeah. From the start. The latest episode. I haven't seen the latest is
457
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:53,919
their sort of their standalone episode. Oh yeah. But not it still is
458
00:34:53,919 --> 00:34:58,720
got characters in it. It's remember in season one how he has a son. Yes, that's
459
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,599
right. That's whole thing. And then season two just three completely
460
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,920
forgotten. Sure. It's this episode is about the son sort of coming to terms
461
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,440
for being a streamer that's going from like that childhood to adult sort of
462
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:15,040
phase and how trying to do the whole acting out, starting fights and then
463
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:20,000
realizing no, it's okay just to be himself. No, it's like quite a nice
464
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,400
episode
465
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:27,720
when that show was garbage. So good.
466
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:33,520
Yeah. It's just weird. This has become this has become to me like Community
467
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,000
which was the the the the distance between the quality of the
468
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:44,320
first season of which of Community is some of the best TV writing ever and
469
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,760
then the garbage we got by like season 4, season 5. Like that's when Dan Harmon
470
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:56,640
was fired. Yeah. Yeah. But which was good cuz now he makes Rick and Morty
471
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,599
which I like more. I just don't understand why now. Like
472
00:36:01,599 --> 00:36:04,560
slight spoilers, I guess. You know, well, I don't even have to do spoilers.
473
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,160
Just like Po Poppy and Iron, right? The way that they're doing that. It's just
474
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:14,160
so odd now that she's got this other love interest and all that stuff that's
475
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:19,520
going on. It's just like, well, I think the thing you wasted the the
476
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:24,720
relationship that they had. The whole game and company.
477
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:29,680
Oh, yeah. working on a whole expansion just on there. It's doesn't make any
478
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,440
sense. And they just did that in secret, the two of them over a few weeks. And I
479
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,839
guess not that it has to make sense except that you've set it around this
480
00:36:37,839 --> 00:36:41,440
real thing, which is a video game company. So, it kind of does have to
481
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,960
make sense in a way. Otherwise, why did you do that? Seems to be working on the
482
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:49,040
game or anything happens with that. Yeah. The game's just not in it so much
483
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:54,720
anymore anymore. Yeah. Well, the former testers still part of
484
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:58,160
the show cuz they became my worst characters because they're not doing
485
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:03,040
that job anymore. They're not there's newest season one. They were great. They
486
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:08,079
were great. I mean, the two new testers are two of my favorite actors from It's
487
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:13,359
Always Sunny in Philadelphia that I just wasted. There's the the waiter is one of
488
00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:19,680
them and the his Charlie's creepy uncle, the lawyer with the small hands.
489
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:24,160
Yeah. But you both just sort of wasted in it though. It's I've got two kids in
490
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,160
the trunk. Have you touched them yet? That guy,
491
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,400
the lawyer.
492
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,720
But look, I'm hoping that the there's the four episodes that are coming out
493
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:44,960
soon, which is the side quest, whatever it's called, which should be interesting at least.
494
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:50,400
But I don't think we need any more mythic quest. No.
495
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,480
Oh, more Always Sunny. When's that coming out next? They were shooting it,
496
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,280
I think. Speaking of streamers, I just scrolled up and noticed Amaranth Home
497
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:04,000
Invasion. Yeah. What? Yeah. U four kids,
498
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,800
four teenagers, [ __ ] burst into our house, held her
499
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,960
at gunpoint, and uh Jesus. Yeah. And said what?
500
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,520
Uh I think they wanted money. Oh, money. Yeah. which I was like, "Oh, that's that
501
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,400
could have gone funny in the house." Uh, that's also very different cuz normally
502
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,320
the reason why sort of fans are breaking into these houses is because they've got
503
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:33,320
a relationship that they have with them. That's right. It's me. I
504
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,359
keep whipter. Wow. Jesus. Oh, no. They
505
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:43,839
demanded crypto. Yeah. Yeah. So, not real money. Not real money, but money.
506
00:38:43,839 --> 00:38:47,599
But like, yes, you're right. When I as soon as I saw the headline, I was like,
507
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:54,160
"Oh, they wanted her." But no, just just money. Yeah.
508
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,800
Oh, yeah. That's a
509
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,480
17 a 16, 17, 18, and 19 year old.
510
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:07,599
And and and all all boys, obviously. Yes. I mean, even if they not trying to
511
00:39:07,599 --> 00:39:12,920
rape her like Yeah. And I
512
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:18,640
mean, yeah, not good. Jesus. Not good at all. I guess she was just a target to
513
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:23,599
because she they know she's wealthy. So, yeah. And now, was it actually Were they
514
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:27,280
actually fans of her or does she just live somewhere that's and they just
515
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:33,040
Yeah. It could be a convenient target. Yeah. Just Yeah. They just happen to be nearby.
516
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:38,079
Well, that's terrifying. Mhm. Yeah. That's why you hear some of these
517
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:45,040
streamers now having to have security all her husband shot at them uh and then
518
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,839
they ran off. Jeez, that could have ended a lot worse for everyone. Yeah,
519
00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:55,359
absolutely. [ __ ] hell. All right. Well, there you
520
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:59,839
go. So, I guess I don't want to get pistol whipped. No. No. Not good, but
521
00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:06,000
less creepy than the uh what's it? Gavin and uh and umgan
522
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:12,800
Megan. Me. Yeah. Where they were going to kill him. So to have to take her to
523
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:18,000
marry her. Yeah. Both of them terrifying in another way.
524
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:24,160
Yes. But this is equally terrifying, but just less like creepy. Yeah. Yeah. This
525
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,800
is like Yeah. Yeah. Opportunity, money, let's do it. Like I can understand their
526
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,480
motivations in that they want money. I don't understand somebody who's like,
527
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,079
"Oh, if I kill her husband, she's obviously going to marry me because
528
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:39,760
that's how it works. If you murder kill the king, you become the king." She said
529
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:44,480
my name and said thank you. That means we're engaged and she just needs to get
530
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,400
away from her husband for for us to be together cuz I tipped her that money and
531
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,320
she said thank you. No, you're right. Now you've explained
532
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:57,640
it, Luke. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong, that's the appeal
533
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:04,240
of social media stars is that unlike a movie star, you can interact with them.
534
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:09,040
You can say, "I really like this video." And they might put a little thumbs up on
535
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,480
your comment or something. That's But that's the whole point, right? Yeah,
536
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:18,240
because I was listening to there's a debate online about whether Only Fans is
537
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:24,200
um exploitative of the customer
538
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:29,200
because you are taking advantage of lonely people, men mostly, let's be
539
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,359
honest, who who are in a pretend relationship with you. And then they
540
00:41:33,359 --> 00:41:36,480
were saying like one side was saying, you know, like is it fair for you to
541
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,200
pretend to do this and that kind of thing? And the other the girl like with
542
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,680
the I forget her name. The girl the only fans girl on the other debate team was
543
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:49,440
like that's what they're paying me for. Like if you don't if I didn't pretend to
544
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,400
be like the be interested in them. They that's what the that's the that's Yeah.
545
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,359
Exactly. That's the whole thing. Like Yeah. Yeah. It's not like like I was
546
00:41:59,359 --> 00:42:02,560
like yeah I guess that's true. Like it is explanation but it's literally what
547
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,359
they're paying them for. So it's not like they're tricking them or anything.
548
00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:08,480
That's the point was that I'm not fooling them, they know what this is.
549
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:14,640
They know it is. But the problem is the ones who don't know that. Yeah. And
550
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,880
they're like cuz they're like, "Oh, you shouldn't be doing it that way." It's
551
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,920
like, "Yeah, but that's that's what they're paying for." Like they wouldn't
552
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,880
pay for it. Pretty good point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I just went videos this
553
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,160
amount of time. Yeah. If I sign off every message with saying, "By the way,
554
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,599
I'm not actually your girlfriend. You're paying me to do this." Like they're not
555
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:36,560
going to. No one wants that. which and and I reckon like 99% of all people know
556
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,000
that's all it is. Yes, I'm sure I'm sure
557
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:46,160
that's true. It's just like like a little I don't know fun thing I suppose
558
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,359
for most people. Yeah. But then you get the people who think, "No, this is
559
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:55,680
real." They start to believe it and then it ends badly. M but they're not the but
560
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,920
but but they're not the people complaining to 60 Minutes that it's
561
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:04,960
exploitative cuz they're the ones who think you find some of them are like
562
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:10,000
I've spent $100,000, right? Cuz they're also the ones that I
563
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,680
think start to believe it more. That's not fault. Yeah, I was about to say cuz
564
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:19,200
I also like again like I've I've known women. I've been allowed to be around
565
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:23,359
women. You know, women have allowed me to spend time with them for extend
566
00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:26,000
before the lawsuit. You could that you could be near many women. I'm trying
567
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,599
again. I'm trying to just be vague. I've not been asked for money by any of them,
568
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:36,319
you know? Like that's the difference. Really? [ __ ] Jen ask me for money all
569
00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:42,160
the time. Yeah. Yeah. The trick is to find a woman
570
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:46,599
who Sally dwarfs yours.
571
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,160
No, I think it's they start off doing that and then I think some people just
572
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:57,839
start to believe believe in the fantasy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. But don't
573
00:43:57,839 --> 00:44:02,400
they want to believe? Like surely that's the transcendent moment when you forget
574
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,920
and you just go, you know what? I'm just going to put in my credit card details
575
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:12,319
and just keep enjoying your company. Yeah. I do think there's a reason you're
576
00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:15,200
doing that and not going on a real date. Yes. Exactly. There's got to be some
577
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:21,520
sort of difference at the beginning between the people who are like aware of
578
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,440
what it is and just doing it and don't care and the people who are getting
579
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,040
confused about it, right? You've got to start from a different position, I
580
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:34,640
think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whether you realize it or not. But
581
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,920
whichever position you start in, don't break into their house.
582
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:45,680
No. That is never okay. You have not paid for the privilege of that. Yeah.
583
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,240
Although I was I was going to say you should you shouldn't even know where
584
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,760
they live. But I mean people people can find this stuff out. But I was I was
585
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:57,440
listening to a a review show of Amigga games cuz that's
586
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,680
just what I do in my spare time. Um, but they were pointing out how funny it is
587
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:07,839
that um, often the person's home address of the developer will be in the review
588
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:13,599
because that's how you got the game is that you you got it on mail order like
589
00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:19,359
from Oh, sure. Actually, I was talking to um, Carlo about this last week. Um,
590
00:45:19,359 --> 00:45:22,880
remember we used to get like the the Nintendo 64 and the Sega magazines and
591
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,119
stuff and the back of those magazines there's a pen power section which will
592
00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:32,720
just give you the name, age and address of people in other countries that around
593
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:37,920
Australia and stuff where you can just send them letters. That's go through
594
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:42,880
checking or anything. That was just okay. And again, you could say, well,
595
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:49,520
there were no profiles back then. There were. That's why we don't do that anymore. Yeah.
596
00:45:50,319 --> 00:45:56,240
Yeah, we just didn't know about him. Yeah. Well, that's how that's the story of um
597
00:45:56,240 --> 00:46:01,680
Oh, what's his name? Gizmore drives a Ferrari. Cliff Blazinski. Cliff Bl.
598
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,640
Yeah. He met someone off forums and Cliffy B. Cliffy B. And got sort of
599
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:11,119
molested a little bit. That's right. Did he?
600
00:46:11,119 --> 00:46:14,119
Didn't know that. Yeah. He met Lauren on
601
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:18,800
the she molested him and he loved it.
602
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,520
molest him every night. Yeah. Yeah. But no, when he was younger, he just met up
603
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:28,000
with a guy who was talking about Did you read his Yeah, I listened to it. I
604
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,760
haven't I haven't. Yeah, I haven't too actually. It's okay. That's how I found
605
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,960
out about that. Yeah. Yeah. Chapter one. I've got photo
606
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,640
with you. Because if it's anything like Ken um Ken Sierra, what's his name? Oh,
607
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,880
yeah. Ken Williams. Ken Williams. Color in her underwear.
608
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:52,319
just how [ __ ] sexy she is the whole way through. Well, weird when you
609
00:46:52,319 --> 00:46:55,920
actually start listening to that and Roberto that really started that
610
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,560
company. Really? I She's got a personality and Ken is a [ __ ]
611
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:05,680
business savvy dude. Like he knows business. Yeah, but I assume it talks
612
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,119
about some of the stories about what went on at Sierra with the [ __ ] hot
613
00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:14,079
tub and like Yeah, but that was I think that's cuz he has like a [ __ ] crazy
614
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:18,240
ass wife who's just like free love, free spirit, you know what I mean? Like and
615
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:24,319
it was the stories about that place are [ __ ] crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
616
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:27,920
like classic. Yeah. That's all in the book. He's [ __ ] proud of that [ __ ]
617
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:33,440
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just [ __ ] 80s. We got a bunch of money.
618
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,200
Let's get some hookers and blow in this hot tub. Basic like literally need
619
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:42,079
hookers. He basically talks about how just all of the staff were beautiful and
620
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:46,800
would just come into the hot tub at the end of the day. Like yes, [ __ ] hell.
621
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,599
Do it now. Well, no. The problem is they have Well, they tried to do it at
622
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:54,560
Activision and they got Yes, they had the Cosby room. That's right.
623
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:59,920
They don't even like Don't Don't literally say it's date rape. No, that's
624
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:04,400
right. Yeah, I think they tried to do it. I just don't think they got the
625
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,720
difference. No, no, no. But to be clear, it's good that they couldn't do it. I'm
626
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:12,800
not saying like gone are the days. Like you should shouldn't just assume that
627
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:19,040
the women in any state. Well, no. It's because there is ways that some of this
628
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,720
could sometimes happen if everyone's comfortable with it. But the problem is
629
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:28,240
is normally guys will take it too far. And to be fair, in Sierra offices, I'm
630
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,640
100% sure they were all comfortable with it. They just that I get too is that
631
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,559
they also enjoyed making developing video games as much as they enjoyed
632
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:40,000
being in the hot tub. And I never got the sense that it was a creepy thing. It
633
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,280
was just they were all just [ __ ] party animals. Yeah. Yeah. And it was
634
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:48,559
Robera who loved video games. Ken just loved making money. Yes. Right. So yeah,
635
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:54,520
she designed all the games in the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
636
00:48:54,520 --> 00:49:00,559
Um Yeah. Yeah. No. Go. I was going to say before just on the subject of Cliffy B.
637
00:49:00,559 --> 00:49:04,640
I have a photo of me in Cliffy B. But he's dressed as a giant blender. Oh yes.
638
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:09,760
The fruit [ __ ] from the arcade. And the photo was taken by Lauren. Amazing.
639
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:15,359
So, but like when I show people the photo, they go, "Well, I'm sure it is."
640
00:49:15,359 --> 00:49:18,400
Yeah. Both of those things could be true or you could be full of [ __ ] But that's
641
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:24,240
that's the best thing ever, right? Yeah. That's great. Um, we should go as the
642
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:29,280
dickwolves from Penny Arcade. Oh, the controversial Dick Wolves. Very, very
643
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:34,480
controversial. Let's do it. We should go as Dick Wolf,
644
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:39,040
executive producer of Law and Order. Law and Order.
645
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,440
God must be raped to sleep by Dick Wolf.
646
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,680
Oh no.
647
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,680
Investigate that crime. Has I need to ask, has anyone started playing
648
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:58,400
Assassin's Creed yet? No, I actually learned it was out when
649
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,400
you guys were talking about it. No, I've started playing. It's getting
650
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,280
good enough reviews, I believe. Oh, you're playing it? Playing it? Yeah.
651
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:11,119
Um, one thing I found got I thought it's not going to be like the other games
652
00:50:11,119 --> 00:50:13,920
where you can just pick the character you want to play with and away you go.
653
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,800
It doesn't seem to be that way. You can switch between them, right? Well, not
654
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:25,119
yet. I haven't. M. Oh, I I played as each of them for one like very small
655
00:50:25,119 --> 00:50:27,920
part and now I've just played as her the entire time. There seems to be no way to
656
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:33,520
change. I think it's actually just to be to to clear and be really blunt and
657
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,720
offensive. You can either play as a black man or or as a Japanese woman,
658
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:43,200
right? Yes. [ __ ] woke woke 2025 [ __ ] Although when I was playing as
659
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:49,359
him, he's a real person. Tank. Oh yeah. Yeah. just walk through slaughtering
660
00:50:49,359 --> 00:50:52,480
people, cutting their heads off. No, I do I do think it was hilarious that
661
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,800
people were saying, "Oh, I wouldn't I don't want Why is there a black man? I
662
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:03,240
can't play a white man cuz it's cuz this is what actually happened and they're actually
663
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:08,000
Yeah, good. There's an argument to be made, right? That you obviously
664
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,920
like No, but I don't think they wanted to play as a Japanese guy either. I
665
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,720
think they I just No, I know they wanted
666
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:19,200
[ __ ] Enzio or I don't know.
667
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:24,400
But they obviously sort out a diverse character, which is I I have no problem
668
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,720
with that. But other I guess that is an argument people can make is that why is
669
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,319
why couldn't why is there just a Japanese man and a Japanese woman like
670
00:51:32,319 --> 00:51:36,000
but I love the fact that people thought that they were just trying to introduce
671
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,440
shoehorning someone in there, but no, he's a real person. No, that's an actual
672
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,119
real thing. There's a literal I don't know if there's a photo of him or or a
673
00:51:43,119 --> 00:51:46,160
painting, but there's like I think there's a photo. Yeah, I think so.
674
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,960
Right. Yeah. Yeah, but have you heard there's also cannon mode? Have you heard
675
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,520
about this? Yes, I didn't pick cannon mode. This is interesting. So, you can
676
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:01,040
put the game in cannon mode, which just basically takes forces you to play the
677
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:06,400
game in order to create the story. Oh,
678
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:11,119
but you can't turn it off once you've turned it on. Oh, no. There
679
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:13,839
was another When you say in order, you mean you can't just go and do random
680
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:18,800
quests and stuff? Mhm. Huh. You got to do the next quest it wants you to do to
681
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,240
do the things in the right order. Cuz trust me, I've done a lot of stuff out
682
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:27,200
of order in this game so far. Right. Well, out of order. I actually just came
683
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:32,079
ac I didn't That sounded wrong. I'm not even in Japan.
684
00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:35,680
I just was walking along saw someone murdered someone and then it started a
685
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,200
whole tree which I hadn't even started this storyline. I know I've killed him
686
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,960
now. Yeah. Right. Right. cuz you know how it's always you got to go. If it was
687
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,359
Indiana Jones, that character would just be in any location you went back to.
688
00:52:47,359 --> 00:52:53,520
Yeah. So, no. Um I'm enjoying it so far, but
689
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,680
yeah, sort of must be must I must need to get past chapter one or something
690
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:02,559
before I can start choosing to swap characters. Is it um what does it play
691
00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:08,920
like? Which of the previous games? Yeah. Okay. Like any of the last few? Yeah.
692
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,839
But is it more like Valhalla or more like like Odyssey and that cuz there is
693
00:53:13,839 --> 00:53:17,040
a difference in just the way the game and I felt Valhalla was the weakest of
694
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:23,760
those three? It's well but it doesn't have any boats. So Oh, thank god. I kind
695
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,440
of just mean like the character movement. I guess I'll have to try it. I
696
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,720
don't know. I felt like I know that um with he's just like a tank and you can
697
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,280
just walk around slaughter everyone. With her you need to play a little bit
698
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:41,200
more defensively. I found Yeah. Right. Sorting. Are you sorting people? Sorting
699
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:47,040
people. Or is it? Yeah. I also I found a mode that you can turn on, which I
700
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,520
didn't know you could turn on the past. You know how in like early Assassin's
701
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,040
Creed games, you when you assassinate someone, they just died. Yes. And then
702
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,160
in the later ones when you assassinate them, depending on how strong they are,
703
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,520
they might survive and you still have to fight them. Yeah. You can turn an option
704
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:03,760
on that if you assassinate, they just automatically die. That's cool. I've
705
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:08,559
turned that on. That's made the game a little bit easier. H I don't know if
706
00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:13,599
it's cheating as such, but if it's an option. I went to the effort. Also, who
707
00:54:13,599 --> 00:54:19,839
cares? Sneaking up behind them and stabbing them. Should then have to break out into
708
00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:23,920
battle because they didn't die immediately. I think the Assassin's
709
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,599
Creed police are going to come arrest you for putting that option on. That
710
00:54:27,599 --> 00:54:32,240
option they gave me. Yeah. But no, I'm enjoying it so far. I'll let you know
711
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,720
more next week when I'm a bit more into it. I've only really started playing it
712
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:40,240
today for a few hours. probably play it when it's on sale for $10. Yep.
713
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,119
That's how I play my Assassin's Creed games. I just got it because I've got
714
00:54:43,119 --> 00:54:49,040
Ubisoft Plus. So, yeah. I have the deluxe version. Yeah. I I start playing
715
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:53,760
Assassin's Creed games years after everyone else has played them when they
716
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,280
go, "What? You haven't played that?" But that was really good. Except for the
717
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,839
first one which I bought pretty early on. Like the first the very first one.
718
00:55:01,839 --> 00:55:06,079
the only one that they will for some reason not remake or remaster or
719
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:10,240
anything with. Funnily enough though, I did buy it again because I saw it for
720
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:14,319
very little money on the Xbox store like last year or the year before and I
721
00:55:14,319 --> 00:55:18,559
bought it cuz I was like [ __ ] yeah. Back to the start and I'm like no no no.
722
00:55:18,559 --> 00:55:22,400
Well, it's also very different cuz it's not quite open world. It's, you know,
723
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,640
you load up different areas of the map and it's a bit of a different game than
724
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:33,200
it is now. Yeah. Yeah. And Yeah. Yeah, I think it's on sale recently like for $250.
725
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:37,040
Yeah, that's Australian money. So, it's probably free in America or they pay
726
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:42,720
you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Trumps, I think they call them. Two two Trumps. Two
727
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:47,680
Trumps. Oh, two Trumps. I should look up the
728
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:53,559
exact Musk Hitler quote for the next for next episode.
729
00:55:54,240 --> 00:56:00,079
After partying, I've been playing uh Captain Toad Treasure Tracker. Are you
730
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:04,319
playing this or are you playing this with someone? No, we uh we take turns.
731
00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:09,359
Is this Is this Toad like Nintendo Toad or a different Toad? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
732
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:13,839
It's like a little What about this? It's a good game. It's really good. So, it's
733
00:56:13,839 --> 00:56:17,680
just levels that are like kind of little diaramas, little cube diaramas that you
734
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,839
spin them around. You walk around it and you got to get the star and collect gems
735
00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:27,520
and stuff and solve puzzles. And uh it's good. It's really good. We're enjoying
736
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:32,000
it. LRA's LRA thinks it's [ __ ] hilarious because Toad does like goofy
737
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:38,160
things and she laughs. 3D pixelated game. Pez where you had the fez. That
738
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:43,920
was it. Pez. It's [ __ ] eating little candies. Um where you had that fish game
739
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:49,520
cubul Yeah. Fish where you you'd have to spin it around to have different Yeah, a
740
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:55,040
little bit like that. Yeah, but it's 3D and you can spin it freely. But yeah,
741
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,640
basically it's like a Each level is like Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. It's good.
742
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,480
Okay. So, you have found your new game to play. I play this. We have. Yeah. It
743
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:10,040
was on sale and I was like, "Oh, she might like that." Uh, and she
744
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:14,000
Yep. We played um we played uh we go to
745
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:20,319
this like kids place up the road in the mall and like little miniature arcade
746
00:57:20,319 --> 00:57:25,520
and they have um Mario Kart with steering wheels and pedals and it's
747
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,359
cool. So fun. And I literally looked up
748
00:57:29,359 --> 00:57:33,760
how much you you could buy them to like
749
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:38,319
Yeah. They're $170 for one and I'd need
750
00:57:38,319 --> 00:57:44,960
two. Mhm. If it was 170 for a pack of two, I might consider it. But what you
751
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,559
can do is you can get just these little steering wheels that are like this big
752
00:57:48,559 --> 00:57:52,640
that you just put your little switch thing in. Yeah. And I'm and that's like
753
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:58,799
20 bucks for two. So I'm thinking maybe cuz that might be still just quite fun.
754
00:57:58,799 --> 00:58:04,880
I think I have some. You can have them. Look. All right. Cuz I brought a pack
755
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,599
when I needed a a tennis racket for my peach outfit. Oh, yeah. cuz you can get
756
00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:13,799
a pack with every shape of
757
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,960
memories. Memories
758
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:25,280
um anybody still playing? Yeah, I played heaps of Avou this week. Okay. And I can
759
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:29,599
now say with absolute certainty after playing it for quite a while that Yeah,
760
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:34,640
it is quite boring. No. Yeah. I I liked it at the start
761
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,960
because it was about it. It was just that it was that sort of Skyrim
762
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:43,839
scratch. It was just there, but it's just when you really get into it, that's
763
00:58:43,839 --> 00:58:49,760
sort of empty. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's a shame.
764
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,359
Like, yeah, you just you you just end up running around from place to place
765
00:58:53,359 --> 00:59:00,160
killing things. And like my character is very boring. He's quite boring. And um
766
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:05,240
that's on you, isn't it? He doesn't do anything. No,
767
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:10,480
just No, I don't know. And it also, as opposed to something like Skyrim or or
768
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:15,839
just just sophisticated games, Fallout, etc., etc., it's very very clear which
769
00:59:15,839 --> 00:59:20,240
of the dialogue options you're meant to pick, you know? Oh, okay. Interesting.
770
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,079
Pick this to keep going with the story. Pick this if you just want to choose
771
00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:27,440
something random for some reason. Like if you want to have a chat with this
772
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:34,319
guy. Yeah, it's very prescriptive. I played It's still It's good, but I
773
00:59:34,319 --> 00:59:39,040
played a little bit. you got it's not a game you'll spend hundreds of hours in.
774
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,319
Yeah, I think I said I'd gotten up to that first town. I kind of played a
775
00:59:42,319 --> 00:59:47,200
little bit more. I've got that guy with me now. The I don't remember a lot about
776
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,319
it to be honest. A couple of weeks ago. Um and then I got to a certain point
777
00:59:50,319 --> 00:59:52,960
where I got Yeah, exactly. And then I
778
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:59,440
got killed by monsters and um and then I was like I should probably finish Cyber
779
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:04,079
Punk before I get too involved in this. So I go back to one great moment with
780
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:08,480
him though because we I found this I I went down in this mine and down and down
781
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:15,119
and down and down and I found this guy alive too wounded to to take out. So we
782
01:00:15,119 --> 01:00:18,319
didn't know what to do. And he goes, "You can't just leave me here. I'm a
783
01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:22,160
virgin. I don't want to die a virgin." And I turn to I turn to Kai and I'm
784
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:27,440
like, "Can you do something about this?" And he goes, "No, no." I draw the line.
785
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:33,720
"No." And then he goes, "Oh, you mean heal him?" "Yeah, heal him."
786
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:39,040
So, I did get it far enough into the game that I can select who I'm taking
787
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:44,559
with me now. And Oh, okay. Yeah. And do you have how many companions do you
788
01:00:44,559 --> 01:00:48,480
have? You can only have two at a time and I think I have three I can pick
789
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:52,480
from. But each of them have different abilities that you can use to unlock
790
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:57,680
other areas in the map. But you actually just learn those abilities. So it doesn't really
791
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:02,160
change anything. But you will eventually go back to places to unlock extra stuff
792
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,559
like when you get the fire stuff, you can burn through things. And I've
793
01:01:06,559 --> 01:01:12,400
already gone back to that first that first map to kind of clear
794
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:17,119
additional side quests. The island you mean? Not the place you not the tutorial
795
01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:20,319
island. Not the tutorial island, but the next one. Yeah. Right. Right. Like I
796
01:01:20,319 --> 01:01:24,559
will go back and I will finish it, but there's other games out at the moment.
797
01:01:24,559 --> 01:01:28,799
Replay it, too. But there's a game coming out next week that I think you
798
01:01:28,799 --> 01:01:33,680
two might like. Go on. Atom.
799
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:39,520
I've heard of that. Why do I sound familiar? Google it.
800
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:43,480
Cuz it is sort of the Oh.
801
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:48,240
for scratch. So it's set in England
802
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:55,200
after an atomic bomb. I'm aware of England. I'm aware of atomic bombs. Post block
803
01:01:55,200 --> 01:02:00,400
story and not also this is long. It's
804
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:05,119
not meant to be a long game either. There's kind of elements of folk horror
805
01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:09,280
in it too because like a lot of the enemies have like horns and stuff. Yeah.
806
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:14,240
Now, when I say not a long game, evidently it's going to be about 25 hours.
807
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Okay. That's long enough. Yeah, that's absolutely fine. That sort of gives the
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idea that there'll be still stuff room for you to go and explore. So, but you
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can Yeah, yes. I'm looking forward This comes out
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on Game Pass next week. Oh, excellent. Game Pass. Perfect. Mhm.
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That's perfect. It comes out the 24th.
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So, I'm hoping I can finish Assassin's Creed tomorrow because I'm looking
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forward to this. Finish it tomorrow. I'm not going to finish it. I'm going to try
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though. Like 60 hours or something minimum. I can do it. Yeah. With Ubisoft
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games. 60 hours tomorrow. I'm with Ubisoft games I can sort of sit there
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and they become very formulatic for me at some stage where I I know how to
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explore and uh I basically go and unlock all the fast travel points as fast as
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possible then worry about the missions cuz then you can just fast travel
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quickly around the map and that's kind of how I'm playing a vowed actually
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because I'm basically just trying to open up the map at this point just going
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places exploring and what one good thing about avowed is if you can get to a
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place, there's something there that you're meant to see. Yeah. Like you
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can't just climb a mountain and be like, "Well, I'm up here now." You know, like
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if there's a path up there, there's a chest or a quest or something.
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Yeah. But no, I think there's a just I think there's a lot of games just releasing
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now at the moment because I think a lot of games are wanting to get out now
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because they're waiting for they want to get out before GTA 5 or GTA 6. I just
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don't care about GTA 6. Everyone wants to stay away. Until you said that, I've
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forgotten about it. But that's I know you don't, but the rest of the world is
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hanging for that. Every every day I read a new article that fans are upset or
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they're excited about something when no new information has been given out. Just
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fans have come up with just they just want to talk about it in the news. Where
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is this set? What what is this setting? Which one? Are they different? GTA. This
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is going back to Vice City. Oh, okay.
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Oh, now Dan's excited. In the 80s. Not in the 80s. Oh, well, [ __ ] it. Forget it
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then. It's basically it's going to be a lot of Florida.
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Okay. A lot of just crazy people. Oh, that's right. Because that guy Joker
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guy. Yeah. Oh, of course. Mhm. That's right. No. When's that come out? Oh,
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they haven't announced it yet. So, they're still saying fall this year. So,
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what's that? Oh, well that's an announcement. Spring or summer? Spring.
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Cuz it's only fall in America. It's fall here.
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It's autumn here.
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Fall. Same thing. Well, look, this we're come to the end
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of the show, listeners, but if you if you want to hear some [ __ ] news and
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some geeks of the week. Um, and then something some some followup that I
846
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actually wanted to bring up as well. Uh, just I've just noticed a trend with um
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movie sex scenes. I just wanted to just wanted to bring this up as well. Uh, but
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we'll wait till the after party. So head over to.com
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01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:40,799
uh multiple nerdgasm or just go to our site multiple nerdgasm.com. You've got
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01:05:40,799 --> 01:05:46,160
it bookmarked. So just go up to your bookmarks. Just go. Yeah. Um uh and and
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just follow us for the $5 a month tier and you get the other half of the show,
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01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,280
the afterparty. Don't forget the other tier where you
853
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,880
can just pay money to challenge me to do stuff. Evidently,
854
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we do need to follow up on this. Luke, I know you owe Nate something.
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Nate something and not a he doesn't want a chess game. All right. So, no. Oh,
856
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yeah. That's gonna happen too by the way. Talk about that. That's happening.
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Yeah. So, that's all for this week. Thank you for listening and we hope you
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