Martha Plimpton asks about astrological signs

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Pod cheers hey it's your dear friend Tig Notaro sitting
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here on the handsome podcast with my co-hosts.
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Mae Martin also sitting here on the handsome podcast and
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joined finally by.
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It's fortune famester also sitting here.
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We are sitting here which is different places.
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Yeah we're sitting in different places but we're yes anding.
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Yes and yes and go on yes.
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And it makes me feel connected when we yes and It's.
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So nice being connected.
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Because it feels bad when you're not connected.
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I wish we all lived in the same body. Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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And I'm out.
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Can you imagine?
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And I'm out.
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If we all had to, we, it was all three
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of our minds, but in one body. And so we
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had to take turns being like, can I be in
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control today? Like, because i want to go sit on
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a bench or like can i be on control.
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Yeah so one person would be in control.
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At a time yeah time sort of driving the ship
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while the other two just have to sit there.
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That would definitely be a lot of communicating with each
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other and negotiating.
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Which may would like that's all i want yeah yeah
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here's my question What if like, Mae, what if you
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turned into, and maybe you are, but like a massive
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control freak, it has to all be you. Um, you
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need to decide everything. Um, then what do we do?
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What do, what, what do us little pretty little ladies do?
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Well, cause the way I'm picturing it is like in
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that movie inside out, is that what it's called? Where,
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where it's like, we're numbskulls. Like the three of us
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are sitting inside a brain and we're being like, can
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I get a turn on the control? So yeah, you
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guys would just have to talk amongst yourselves.
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And I'd, I'd, I know, but what if you were
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taking too much control? Like you were like, I still,
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I don't want to let go of this. I just,
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it feels too good to have this kind of power
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so we're going to another escape room.
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Yeah it sounds good to me i mean you guys
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would have to like forcibly take the controls back i
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think how do.
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We do that though this is your made up you just.
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Overpower me overpower me physically.
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I think i would just pipe up when it came
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to like ordering food.
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Yeah i'd be pretty amenable with everything.
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Else i'm See, there'd be a problem because Tig's a
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vegan and really genuinely loves healthy food. And I would
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be like, oh, I'm really feeling naughty today.
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Well, so wait, are you saying that we have like
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one mouth? Yeah, one mouth. Oh, okay.
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It's like being John Malkovich, but there's three of us inside.
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Tig's out now.
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Tig's like, I don't.
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Want to eat the garbage food that Fortune eats.
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But Fortune, we could wait till Tig falls asleep and
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then we order like whatever we want.
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You do late night cravings while I'm asleep.
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That's right.
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Look, I like a snack and a treat and, you know,
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basket of fries and chips and a cookie more than
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the next pretty little lady. But, you know, it's more
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of like.
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Burgers.
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Yeah. Stuff like that.
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It's the meat.
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Yeah. It's the meat and it's the dairy. But listen here.
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Oh, but cheese is so tasty. you know i love
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me a charcuterie board.
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We do we know that and so you're saying fortune
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uh-huh that it would just be wonderful to just spend
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the day um rolling around uh not worried about anything
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except here comes the it's mealtime cheese.
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Yeah maybe the three of us could be in thomas's
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skull taking and we're we're in control of thomas's day.
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You know interesting What would we do?
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Sort his life out, I think. Not that it needs sorting.
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Yeah, do you need your life sorted out by us?
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We're going to sort this out. I need your help.
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Thomas is off the rails again.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What's on your T-shirt there, Tig? And fortune. Let's talk T's.
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Let's talk T's.
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I got Georgia. Georgia, very nice.
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It's for the University of Georgia. Go Dawgs. My mom
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went there.
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All right. And this is KCRW.
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Is that radio?
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Yeah, it's public radio.
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Yeah, you're listening to KCRW.
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Which is exactly how public radio hosts sound.
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Hey, what's up?
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Thanks for tuning in to KCRW.
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So what it'd be more like, hello, everyone. Thank you
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for tuning in today. What a pleasure it is to
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be talking.
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To all of you.
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I just got up from a nap.
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Connecting with my listeners.
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It'd be like, when we think about memory, where do
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we go in our minds? Is it to a physical place?
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Are you suggesting that people on public radio have Sinus issues? Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm thinking, well, is Ira Glass public radio,
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like This American Life?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Because he's sort of like, today on the podcast, we're
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talking to people who, is that pretty good?
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I would not have guessed that that's Ira Glass.
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Today on the podcast.
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I'll be honest.
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I would have guessed Mae Martin doing public radio.
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That's so funny. I was just about to say that, Morgan.
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If I heard that, I would say... Who is May
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trying to impersonate right now? Never in a million years
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would I have guessed Ira Glass. My apologies. Yeah.
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Have you guys been up to anything fun?
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I just got back from, from TIFF and had the
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premiere of my show there. And that was really, it
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felt like my wedding.
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah. I've never had a wedding, but I assume it's
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like that.
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You were the bell of the ball.
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I was like, friends from the past. And even in
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the show, like there's an actor.
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No friends from the future?
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No.
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Well, how would I know? Maybe the whole audience. But yeah,
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like even there's a guy in the show, Mark McKinney,
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who is from that show Superstore and Kids in the Hall.
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And he, I babysat for him when I was 13
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and he's in the show. So it was just like
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a lot of full circle. Wow.
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Yeah.
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And the show's kind of based on my friend getting
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sent to this troubled teen institute. And so she came
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and then that was more emotional than I anticipated. It
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was like, wow, man, we've like transmuted this awful experience.
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And she was a consultant on the show and it
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was just nice.
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And y'all get to watch the show on a big screen. Yeah.
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We watched two episodes. Guys, you've been in movies. You
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guys have done. I've never seen myself on a big
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screen like that. That was wild.
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And how did the audience respond?
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They seem to like it. Yeah, you know, who knows?
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We'll see.
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It comes out.
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I think it's going to be a hit. I can
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already tell.
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And did you like it? Were you like, this is awesome.
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This looks great. It feels great. This is it.
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I like it. Yeah, I like it. Obviously, I'm noticing
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like the tiny things where I, but I, yeah, I'm
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proud of it. It's kind of, I think if you
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go into it expecting like a procedural crime thriller, you're
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going to be like, disappointed but if you go in
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expecting a sort of twin peaksy sort of uh spooky
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then you might be you might be into it i'm
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excited well when this podcast airs it will have been
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out for five days so put it on in the background.
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Yeah our handsome listeners need to tune in yeah.
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What if somebody went in with zero expectations that's ideal.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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That's so ideal.
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Yeah.
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What if they go in wanting, um, love scenes like
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from feel good.
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There's one, there's one big, one insane, like, yeah.
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Is it full frontal?
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No, but it's almost worse. It's almost crazier. And, I, I,
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I can't believe they let me keep it in. Cause
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they made me take out a shot of my character
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injecting testosterone. They said that that would, um, uh, that
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in their test viewings, people, people turned off and they
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were like, obviously it's up to you, but you know,
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we could just lose the injecting testosterone. And I was like,
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obviously furious. And like, and then I was like, well,
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if it's going to get people into the show and then,
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and if I'm allowed to have this insane sex scene
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in episode five, then I'm happy to compromise on little things.
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Cause it's like, everyone's forwarding to episode five.
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Yeah.
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Oh man. Well, I'm excited to watch it.
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It was good. I got to see Tony Collette doing
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press with her in Toronto and, she's, we bring out
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like the witchy side, like we went out kayaking under
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the full moon, the eclipse. And we, I mean, they
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were like, you know, don't go past this barrier out
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into Lake Ontario. And Tony gets in the kayak immediately,
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just kayaks out across the lake in under the full moon.
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And she's, and we did spells and we wrote down
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what we want to release and dissolved it. It was good.
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Yeah. Now we're in the same canoe or separate?
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Separate kayaks.
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Okay. Okay.
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Also known as being in the same boat that's.
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Right good one we were emotionally in the same.
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Boat yeah and what was it like was it like
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my here we go here we.
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Go here we go here we go if.
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I could wait what accent is that we don't know
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yeah we really don't razor blades jennifer lopez Here's what
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I'd like to talk about, Jennifer Lopez.
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Wow. Wow.
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I'd really like to get rid of razor blades. That's
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a huge issue.
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Tony listens to the pod and every time there's an
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Australian accent, she'll comment and be like, that's the worst
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thing I've ever heard.
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Tony, I need you to calm down. I'm working on it.
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Horizon blights how are you what are you what have
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you been up to oh you started.
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Filming i did i started filming this will ferrell show
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um super fun so far everything i've shot is just
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will and i and it's such a trip i'm like
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i just can't believe i'm getting to go toe-to-toe with
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this like comedy legend.
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Yeah seriously and find your like comedic groove together like.
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That money's like such a nice guy and chill vibe
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like we just set was just easy and we were
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out in the hot hot ass sun it was like
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almost 100 degrees but everybody was like you know no
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no complaining just having a good time laughing it's pretty great.
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We'll see how it goes day two.
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I know, that was my thought. I was like, so
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this was day one, right?
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Day two, everyone's like, oh, F this.
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And that's a wrap on season one.
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I'm like, it's amazing. You've been there one day.
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Do you feel like when, you know, a production, you
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start to sniff out like, oh boy, this is way
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more complicated. Have you ever been like, I'm thinking about
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when I've been on shows where I guest starred or
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something and I'm like, God, everybody's so nice. And then
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people are like, well, I mean, you know, there's a
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lot going on here. Yes.
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I have that when I, I did one, um, guest
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role on glee remember that show glee they had a
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lot of drama on their sets i believe and um
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i uh filmed the second to the very last episode
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ever oh my god the the everyone was like checked
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out oh yeah to the point where i didn't even
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know who the director was i think the d i
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think the dp was like telling me what to do
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oh my god who's in charge.
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Here that is And so they all just didn't like
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each other or whatever?
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I think that they were like.
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Well, Cory Monteith had passed away. They were all grieving that.
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I think that was like two seasons, a couple of
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seasons before the end.
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Yeah.
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They had just different cliques. Yeah. And certain actors, I think,
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from what the rumors were at the time, certain actors
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didn't get along with the other actors. So they had
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their little teams.
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Yeah.
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I do.
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So I just didn't talk to anybody.
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Oh, no.
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You just went in, put your head down, did your job.
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Although I'm friends with Chris Colfer. I love him. And
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he was delightful because he's a delightful guy. Yeah.
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He seems great.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's always just so amusing. I mean, it's a bummer,
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but it's just always so funny because everybody's so nice
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and welcoming. You've never been there and then you... you
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find out everyone.
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You know what it is too with a show like
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that is like I randomly went to the premiere of
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that show because when I was a journalist and you
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see everybody very like innocent and like I'm happy to
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be here it's when something blows up then it's like
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you know two seasons later you're like oh my god
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what happened.
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Yeah everyone needs to get in and get out one
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or two seasons and then get out I think.
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Before or people that When cast do not get along
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and then when they're going through press, like we are,
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it's like a family here. And it is like a
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family in that you're about to kill each other.
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Yeah, right.
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And there's massive issues and a lot simmering underneath. Yeah. Anyway,
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that's just always a funny surprise because now when I
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say something to somebody on set, I'm like, everybody seems
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so nice. Is it like that? Or is there, you
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know what I mean? Because it, it's so, it's so
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rare that everybody really is just all.
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I feel like often if you're a guest star on
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something and you show up and there's one cast member
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who's super nice to you, it's just like, Hey, what's up?
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Often they're the troublemaker because they've alienated themselves from everyone else.
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And they're like, this is a fresh slate.
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Yeah.
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is going on?
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Well, I'm, you know, it was announced Stephanie just got
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booked in this big film. And so she's in London.
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And then we're going to kind of, I mean, I
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don't know that we're going to go back and forth
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now that I almost said we're going to go back
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and forth.
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Yeah, that's 10 hours.
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Yeah, we're gonna go to visit her for like, I
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don't know, almost 10 days maybe. And so it's a
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really big deal because Stephanie's mother, her family is from England.
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Yeah.
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And it's been Nana's big dream to be in England
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with Stephanie and the boys. And so she's flying over
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to be with us. And so... And Max and Finn
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are really into drinking tea. And we start like when
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they were three, we started having tea with them in which,
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of course, their tea was so lukewarm, you know, and
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but we would go and have tea in our front
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living room and talk. And so we'd sit down with
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them with our teacups and be like, so let's talk.
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And so they would talk. And of course, it was
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like three year old talk. but to this day, I mean,
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it's stuck. They love tea and they can't wait to
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go for high tea.
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Yes.
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I love a high tea.
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Yeah. So anyway.
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The museums in London for kids are so good. The
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Natural History Museum is amazing.
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Oh, okay. Great.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I have good kid recommendations, I think.
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Do you need any recommendations from me? I also am
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familiar with this area.
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I thought this was a country accent.
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At first I thought it was southern.
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Yeah, I thought it was southern.
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No, it's my English accent. Thank you.
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No, it's not. No, it's not.
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No, it's not. No, fortune, it's.
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Not an English accent.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, I'm very good.
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Listen to yourself listen say again and listen.
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I'm very thank you i'm very excited for tea wow.
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This is a this you have a lead role almost
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on a netflix series.
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My name is fortune and i'm from london england that's
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what you sound like How dare you? I was born
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and raised in London. How dare you? How dare you
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come on here? How dare you, Fortune Marie, coming on
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here and acting like you're nailing any sort of accent
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across the pond?
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Wait, but also, Tig, you should take the boys to
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see Debbie. Get them some haircuts. Oh, yeah.
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Yes. Oh, Michael.
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I love Debbie. See, This is a good impression for,
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pay attention.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Let's hear it.
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Yeah, let's hear it.
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Oh, twins, is it? Oh, I haven't seen twins since 1984.
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Twins, is it? I haven't seen twins since forever.
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We have a neighbor, this elderly man, since, well, when
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Max and Finn were babies and we would stroll them
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past his house up until maybe they were three. He
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would always say, twins.
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Oh my god and the.
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Answer was always yeah yeah.
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Twins twins oh my god and so whenever we're walking
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past his house and he's out stephanie and i always
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go whisper to each other.
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What's the longest that you and stephanie have gone uh
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being apart do you know um um.
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Probably a month and a half.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Was that hard?
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Yeah. I mean, I think I talked about it recently.
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It's like, it's nice to check into a hotel and
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kind of take a breather. But I do. I miss
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her and I look forward to seeing her. But those
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kind of long stretches are really brutal.
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Tell me about it. Sometimes you're engaged at the start
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of it. And then by the end, you're just by yourself.
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So sometimes those long stretches are.
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Yeah, it's too long of a stretch.
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It's even longer. And yeah, yeah.
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Will you have like, I know you're going to visit soon,
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but then will there be like a really long stretch
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you don't see her?
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Yes. But luckily, I'm going to see her. We're going
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to be there for her birthday. It'll be her 40th birthday. Oh, wow.
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And then she wraps on our anniversary. But we're very
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happy that at least one of the celebratory days will
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be together. Yeah.
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I know this is a dumb, like, and also I
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know it's not cool to say, but will you meet
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Angelina again?
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Oh, yeah, the movie is starring Angelina Jolie.
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And it's a small cast. It's like.
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Can you ask her to do a handsome question?
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Oh, my God. Can you imagine? That would be huge.
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Planet Earth would implode if she did a podcast. Has
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she done a podcast?
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I don't think she's ever done a podcast.
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She's not a podcast gal.
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I saw her at TIFF. I saw her back as
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she left. So I showed up at TIFF. you know,
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when people are tight, we're tight.
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Yeah.
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Like her back has seen me, but you know, when
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they do like, they bring puppies to photo shoots. And
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so people magazine.
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That was a thing.
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Oh, it's like, it's a thing. Yeah.
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So they'd set up a little studio and they had
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these rescue puppies and then all these celebrities are coming
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in and you, one at a time you go and do,
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and I'm like looking around, there's James McAvoy and there I, and,
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and Tony knows everyone. So I'm like, I'm in heaven.
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And there's puppies.
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She's like, look, there's Jennifer Lopez. Hey, look.
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It's me, Toni Collette. There's Jennifer Lopez. No.
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Is that Jennifer Lopez?
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Is that Jennifer Lopez?
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Okay, go on.
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So how come you actually.
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The Australian's getting better, but the British was so strange.
502
00:24:34.789 --> 00:24:36.750
Well, if one gets better, the other one gets worse.
503
00:24:36.869 --> 00:24:37.829
Oh, that's how it goes.
504
00:24:37.849 --> 00:24:38.650
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
505
00:24:39.390 --> 00:24:43.920
So she... And Angelina's there, and then... me and Tony
506
00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:44.980
are like, we got to pee.
507
00:24:45.099 --> 00:24:47.240
And so, and I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. You're saying
508
00:24:47.329 --> 00:24:50.109
she was at TIFF? Yes. Okay. I'm back on track.
509
00:24:50.150 --> 00:24:50.450
Go on.
510
00:24:50.890 --> 00:24:54.349
And so I go up to one of the, you know,
511
00:24:54.609 --> 00:24:56.940
assistants working there. I'm like, is there a bathroom here
512
00:24:56.980 --> 00:24:58.640
we could use? And they're like, uh, that one's I
513
00:24:58.660 --> 00:25:00.960
think out of order. I'm like, I'm sure it's fine.
514
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:03.920
We open the door and there's a giant turd floating
515
00:25:03.940 --> 00:25:06.660
in this toilet. I'm so sorry to bring the pod down.
516
00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:09.069
I thought this part was going to be about Angelina Jolie.
517
00:25:09.089 --> 00:25:10.609
Yeah, I thought you were going to walk in and
518
00:25:10.690 --> 00:25:11.029
she's like.
519
00:25:11.049 --> 00:25:13.690
I thought she was going to be there half naked changing.
520
00:25:13.710 --> 00:25:15.349
Fortune Marie.
521
00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:19.059
We were talking about Angelina Jolie's back and then it
522
00:25:19.099 --> 00:25:20.440
somehow went to a turd.
523
00:25:20.500 --> 00:25:23.079
Well, my point is, cause then I go, is there
524
00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:25.319
another bathroom? They go, well, there's this gross one in
525
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:27.799
the back. That's like, you know, off limits, but you
526
00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:29.569
can try that. I go back. There's a turd in
527
00:25:29.609 --> 00:25:30.849
that one too. And it's clogged.
528
00:25:31.289 --> 00:25:34.410
Why are you telling us this disgusting story?
529
00:25:34.490 --> 00:25:36.690
And to say turd over and over. But the point is,
530
00:25:37.089 --> 00:25:37.589
it was just funny.
531
00:25:37.609 --> 00:25:39.910
There is no point to this story, is there?
532
00:25:40.269 --> 00:25:41.710
The point is that.
533
00:25:41.730 --> 00:25:42.609
There's no point.
534
00:25:42.690 --> 00:25:43.150
What is it?
535
00:25:43.369 --> 00:25:47.690
We just have to listen to disgusting information after you
536
00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:48.690
saw Angelina Jolie's back.
537
00:25:48.710 --> 00:25:50.029
When does Angelina.
538
00:25:49.670 --> 00:25:50.430
Jolie show up?
539
00:25:50.710 --> 00:25:53.490
The point is that we're in this small room with
540
00:25:53.529 --> 00:25:55.579
like more famous people than I've ever seen and I'm
541
00:25:55.630 --> 00:25:58.400
freaking out and there's just turd toilets everywhere and no
542
00:25:58.460 --> 00:26:01.710
one can pee and it's like, well... Anyway, it wasn't
543
00:26:01.750 --> 00:26:03.170
a good story, but it was just funny.
544
00:26:03.190 --> 00:26:10.690
It was a disgusting story. If you're into disgusting things.
545
00:26:10.710 --> 00:26:12.880
Did you see Angelina Jolie's front?
546
00:26:13.240 --> 00:26:19.079
No. No, they saw turds in toilets, Fortune. Were you
547
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:19.720
not listening?
548
00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:21.980
I heard that, but I didn't know when we got
549
00:26:22.099 --> 00:26:23.799
back to Angelina Jolie.
550
00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:27.359
It's not getting back to Angelina. There was no reason
551
00:26:27.380 --> 00:26:30.339
to even mention the woman's back. I have a question.
552
00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:32.579
Because my point was that it should be... No, there
553
00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:34.009
was no point. There is a point.
554
00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:35.829
No, it was disgusting.
555
00:26:36.009 --> 00:26:37.890
The point is it should be illegal to have a
556
00:26:37.950 --> 00:26:40.690
turdy toilet around Angelina. Angelina Jolie.
557
00:26:40.730 --> 00:26:41.450
Angelina Jolie.
558
00:26:41.609 --> 00:26:44.410
Okay, here's my question. You both said it differently. What
559
00:26:44.490 --> 00:26:46.750
is the answer? Is it Jolie or Jolie?
560
00:26:46.769 --> 00:26:51.619
I thought it was Jolie. Jolie. I've never heard Jolie.
561
00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:52.960
Because it's French.
562
00:26:52.980 --> 00:26:53.720
Jolie.
563
00:26:54.839 --> 00:26:56.339
I mean, look at that accent.
564
00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:59.680
Jolie. Thomas, what is it?
565
00:26:59.779 --> 00:27:02.960
How does she say it? Does she say Jolie or Jolie?
566
00:27:02.980 --> 00:27:06.029
I bet it's Jolie because it's French. Her mom was French.
567
00:27:06.509 --> 00:27:06.630
But.
568
00:27:07.130 --> 00:27:11.349
Fortune doesn't think it is. She thinks it's just Jolie.
569
00:27:11.430 --> 00:27:12.190
Jolie.
570
00:27:12.470 --> 00:27:13.490
Well, that's really.
571
00:27:13.910 --> 00:27:16.009
Jolie. Jolie.
572
00:27:16.130 --> 00:27:18.190
Jolie.
573
00:27:18.210 --> 00:27:18.309
Jolie.
574
00:27:19.009 --> 00:27:21.309
There's a video of her pronouncing her own name.
575
00:27:21.329 --> 00:27:24.029
Do you want to watch it? We're all.
576
00:27:24.150 --> 00:27:25.930
What if it's really wrong? It's like Jolie.
577
00:27:25.950 --> 00:27:28.150
Waiting to find out. We're sitting on the edges of
578
00:27:28.230 --> 00:27:29.109
our seats.
579
00:27:32.109 --> 00:27:33.859
What happened to my co-host?
580
00:27:34.099 --> 00:27:36.019
I'm sitting on the edge of my seat.
581
00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:36.799
Angelina.
582
00:27:37.099 --> 00:27:38.000
Hi. Jolie.
583
00:27:38.380 --> 00:27:38.579
Yes.
584
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:39.980
The emphasis on the Joe.
585
00:27:40.539 --> 00:27:40.869
Jolie.
586
00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:41.529
Jolie.
587
00:27:41.950 --> 00:27:42.769
Jolie.
588
00:27:42.829 --> 00:27:43.549
Isn't that what I said?
589
00:27:44.130 --> 00:27:44.930
She says Jolie.
590
00:27:45.289 --> 00:27:49.130
She does? What? I got it wrong. I was saying Jolie. Wait,
591
00:27:49.150 --> 00:27:49.990
what is it, Tom?
592
00:27:50.029 --> 00:27:51.690
I'm still confused.
593
00:27:51.730 --> 00:27:53.910
I still hear Jolie. Let's hear it again.
594
00:27:53.930 --> 00:27:54.710
You're the closest, Fortune.
595
00:27:54.730 --> 00:27:55.470
I'll play it one more time.
596
00:27:55.650 --> 00:27:57.450
Let's hear it again. Everyone shut up.
597
00:27:57.890 --> 00:27:58.450
Angelina.
598
00:27:58.710 --> 00:28:00.190
Hi. Jolie. Yes.
599
00:28:00.430 --> 00:28:02.490
The emphasis on the Joe. Jolie.
600
00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:03.150
Jolie.
601
00:28:03.579 --> 00:28:03.920
Jolie.
602
00:28:04.099 --> 00:28:04.279
Yes.
603
00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:05.099
Tig's right.
604
00:28:05.299 --> 00:28:05.599
Joe.
605
00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:06.740
Jolie.
606
00:28:06.859 --> 00:28:10.119
The interviewer said Joe, emphasis on the Joe, and she
607
00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:10.960
says Joe.
608
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:15.630
Exactly. This is what I'm saying is, Everybody says it differently.
609
00:28:15.650 --> 00:28:18.430
And now here I might be meeting her within a
610
00:28:18.490 --> 00:28:19.130
few days.
611
00:28:19.750 --> 00:28:22.170
And you'll definitely go full name too. You're going to
612
00:28:22.190 --> 00:28:22.470
go in.
613
00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:24.700
So what's up, Jolie? And she'll be impressed.
614
00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:27.599
Emphasis on the Joe. Yeah.
615
00:28:28.220 --> 00:28:34.579
Jolie. Well, this is a real mind effer. I didn't
616
00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:37.859
anticipate that I've said it wrong this whole time.
617
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:41.000
And I hate to dig in even deeper, but you
618
00:28:41.019 --> 00:28:45.500
were saying Abby's last name wrong, too. I did? Yes, ma'am.
619
00:28:46.220 --> 00:28:46.789
Abby who?
620
00:28:46.829 --> 00:28:47.289
Wombach?
621
00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:48.529
It's not Wombach?
622
00:28:48.950 --> 00:28:50.670
It is not. It's Wombach.
623
00:28:51.190 --> 00:28:51.950
Wombach. Wombach.
624
00:28:52.490 --> 00:28:54.619
Look at Fortune's face. What?
625
00:28:54.759 --> 00:28:55.799
Fortune looks offended.
626
00:28:55.819 --> 00:28:58.839
Wambach? Yes.
627
00:28:58.900 --> 00:29:00.160
Don't say it like that.
628
00:29:00.180 --> 00:29:01.059
Wambach?
629
00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:01.960
Yeah.
630
00:29:02.140 --> 00:29:05.299
I think everyone... Here's what I think. Hear me out.
631
00:29:06.500 --> 00:29:07.319
There's certain people.
632
00:29:07.460 --> 00:29:09.619
This better not be a turd toilet. No.
633
00:29:09.900 --> 00:29:10.700
No turd toilet.
634
00:29:10.940 --> 00:29:11.220
Okay.
635
00:29:11.259 --> 00:29:16.480
There's certain people whose names have just, in the zeitgeist...
636
00:29:17.150 --> 00:29:22.140
Have become one thing. Okay. And most people call that
637
00:29:22.180 --> 00:29:25.359
person that thing. I think that person then has a
638
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:28.400
duty to relinquish what the original.
639
00:29:28.420 --> 00:29:34.170
I think they have to give up. And to be fair,
640
00:29:34.190 --> 00:29:36.549
you did just say duty. You said this was not
641
00:29:36.589 --> 00:29:39.150
a turd talk. And you did say everyone has a duty.
642
00:29:40.059 --> 00:29:44.700
Has a duty. You slipped a duty in there. I
643
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:47.720
think you have to just give in to it and go,
644
00:29:47.859 --> 00:29:49.660
this is how my name is pronounced now.
645
00:29:50.380 --> 00:29:51.180
I mean, I do.
646
00:29:51.259 --> 00:29:54.240
All right, Feinster. No, no.
647
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:55.440
Or she's Feimster.
648
00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:56.400
Take note of that.
649
00:29:56.420 --> 00:29:57.799
No, everyone calls you Feimster.
650
00:29:58.019 --> 00:30:00.160
No, there's a handful of people who say Feimster.
651
00:30:00.380 --> 00:30:01.759
No, Feimster. Go on, Mae.
652
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:03.720
Wambach?
653
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:05.500
Yes. And Jolie.
654
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:07.039
Abby Wambach.
655
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:12.039
Thomas, can you pull up a video of Abby saying
656
00:30:12.099 --> 00:30:13.440
her name? Okay, go on, Mae.
657
00:30:13.539 --> 00:30:14.839
Everybody goes Abby Wambach.
658
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:18.920
My instinct is like, obviously we owe everyone the respect
659
00:30:18.980 --> 00:30:21.440
of learning their names properly. But then I think about
660
00:30:21.500 --> 00:30:25.990
old Timothee Chalamet and I think, can we say Timothee Chalamet?
661
00:30:26.430 --> 00:30:28.809
Like he maybe needs to just relinquish control.
662
00:30:28.829 --> 00:30:30.589
Fortune is your head blowing up now?
663
00:30:31.049 --> 00:30:33.390
Wait, is his name not pronounced Timothee?
664
00:30:33.930 --> 00:30:35.150
No, it's Timothee.
665
00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:41.299
Yeah, no one wants that. No one wants that.
666
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:45.140
But there's other cultures in the world, like the Tay.
667
00:30:45.220 --> 00:30:45.599
No.
668
00:30:45.619 --> 00:30:46.599
It's a French name.
669
00:30:46.660 --> 00:30:48.500
No. Sorry.
670
00:30:48.660 --> 00:30:50.240
Fortunes for England.
671
00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:53.299
You have to go with what the culture wants. They
672
00:30:53.339 --> 00:30:54.960
don't want your name pronounced that way.
673
00:30:55.029 --> 00:30:57.609
With what American culture wants specifically.
674
00:30:58.049 --> 00:31:01.730
Raven Simone, we've known that. She's now correcting everyone and
675
00:31:01.750 --> 00:31:05.359
says it's actually Simone. I'm like, well. I'll never not
676
00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:06.940
think of you as Raven Simone.
677
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:10.339
Oh, my God. That's classic her. Is it not?
678
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:11.259
You know?
679
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:12.569
I'm kidding. I don't.
680
00:31:13.140 --> 00:31:13.900
You don't know who that is?
681
00:31:13.950 --> 00:31:16.130
Wait, did I tell you I'm on her? I told
682
00:31:16.170 --> 00:31:17.529
you I'm on her text thread.
683
00:31:18.009 --> 00:31:18.410
Are you?
684
00:31:18.710 --> 00:31:19.009
What?
685
00:31:19.730 --> 00:31:22.470
This is the weirdest thing in my life. I am
686
00:31:22.750 --> 00:31:31.210
on a group text thread with Raven Simone. And it
687
00:31:31.250 --> 00:31:35.319
only happens in the holidays. And there's not a number
688
00:31:35.339 --> 00:31:39.500
that I recognize. I don't know how I ended up
689
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:43.400
on her holiday thread. I don't know if she knows
690
00:31:43.460 --> 00:31:46.829
I'm on it. That's bizarre. It is the funniest thing.
691
00:31:46.869 --> 00:31:49.089
I'll turn to Stephanie and I'll be like, look.
692
00:31:49.430 --> 00:31:51.269
And it's like a yearly tradition.
693
00:31:51.450 --> 00:31:51.910
Oh, yes, ma'am.
694
00:31:51.970 --> 00:31:52.990
I've heard from Raven.
695
00:31:53.250 --> 00:31:53.829
Yes, ma'am.
696
00:31:53.849 --> 00:31:56.299
And Raven just is like wishing people a happy holiday.
697
00:31:56.380 --> 00:32:00.920
Yes, yeah. And everybody's chiming in like I'm part of
698
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:02.599
the friend group or family.
699
00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:05.660
Maybe you're on a lesbian text thread that you don't
700
00:32:05.700 --> 00:32:06.220
know about.
701
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:09.059
I know I am. I'm telling you.
702
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:11.759
But maybe it's all a bunch of lesbians on there.
703
00:32:11.779 --> 00:32:13.859
But then Tig would recognize some of the numbers.
704
00:32:14.980 --> 00:32:16.000
Abby Wambach.
705
00:32:17.019 --> 00:32:18.619
Abby Wambach would be on there.
706
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:22.519
Okay, Thomas, did you find Abby saying her name? I'm
707
00:32:22.539 --> 00:32:24.279
going to be on a lesbian text thread. I'm going
708
00:32:24.299 --> 00:32:26.480
to be a bravy. Here we go. Settle in.
709
00:32:26.500 --> 00:32:30.230
This is Abby Wambach, number 20 with the U.S.
710
00:32:30.250 --> 00:32:31.130
Women's National Team.
711
00:32:31.170 --> 00:32:33.130
Wambach. It's sort of a soft ack.
712
00:32:33.309 --> 00:32:33.750
Wambach.
713
00:32:33.769 --> 00:32:34.369
Wambach.
714
00:32:34.470 --> 00:32:35.069
Wambach.
715
00:32:35.089 --> 00:32:36.789
This is Abby Wambach.
716
00:32:38.529 --> 00:32:45.849
So are you saying that Raven Simone But previously, Thomas,
717
00:32:45.869 --> 00:32:47.170
this is the last time I'm going to do it.
718
00:32:47.190 --> 00:32:49.740
Will you pull up a video of her saying her name? Like,
719
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:51.940
has she said it previously?
720
00:32:51.960 --> 00:32:52.029
Yes.
721
00:32:52.460 --> 00:32:53.740
Or she's just now?
722
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:57.039
Currently, she's saying, everyone's been saying it wrong for years.
723
00:32:57.519 --> 00:32:59.440
Right, but has she been saying it wrong?
724
00:32:59.819 --> 00:33:02.119
No, I don't know if back in the day. I
725
00:33:02.579 --> 00:33:04.559
would imagine back in the day she even said it
726
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:06.609
how it was supposed to be said.
727
00:33:06.789 --> 00:33:08.869
You know, we really, we get into the important things.
728
00:33:09.630 --> 00:33:12.369
The important stuff on this podcast is literally about the
729
00:33:12.730 --> 00:33:14.190
most nonsense.
730
00:33:14.589 --> 00:33:16.789
If you want to know what's going on in the world.
731
00:33:17.230 --> 00:33:17.930
You've got to tune in here.
732
00:33:17.970 --> 00:33:21.549
If you want to know. If you want hot button issues.
733
00:33:22.009 --> 00:33:22.890
If you want to know.
734
00:33:23.089 --> 00:33:24.269
I'm eating a brownie.
735
00:33:24.789 --> 00:33:26.410
Why are you having a brownie?
736
00:33:26.430 --> 00:33:27.950
I just got really hungry.
737
00:33:28.170 --> 00:33:31.960
I know, dear, but we're in the middle of a podcast.
738
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:33.660
I got really hungry.
739
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.519
Oh, he will leave us hungry.
740
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:46.539
And it's the afternoon, and I need to eat something. Yes,
741
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:47.099
you do.
742
00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:51.079
You need your afternoon snack time. Thomas, any luck on Simone?
743
00:33:51.099 --> 00:33:53.819
It's easier for people to just call me Raven Simone,
744
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:57.420
but if you want to call me by my government name,
745
00:33:58.450 --> 00:33:59.509
it's Raven Simone.
746
00:33:59.970 --> 00:34:02.190
Okay, well, it's good to get all this cleared up,
747
00:34:02.289 --> 00:34:04.869
and it's good to know that it's Jolie.
748
00:34:05.500 --> 00:34:06.460
Jolie.
749
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:08.139
And Simone.
750
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:08.719
Wambach.
751
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:10.039
And Wambach.
752
00:34:10.219 --> 00:34:10.719
Simone.
753
00:34:10.940 --> 00:34:12.389
And Mai Martine.
754
00:34:12.889 --> 00:34:14.730
Mai Martine.
755
00:34:15.949 --> 00:34:17.650
Should we get to our question?
756
00:34:17.710 --> 00:34:18.769
Yeah, hit it.
757
00:34:19.170 --> 00:34:22.349
Today's question asker is an Emmy-winning and Tony-nominated actor who
758
00:34:22.409 --> 00:34:24.929
first became known for her role in The Goonies. She
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starred in Raising Hope, in The Real O'Neils, and stars
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in the new HBO series about an FBI team task.
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00:34:31.460 --> 00:34:33.820
Martha Plimpton is asking today's question.
762
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:34.480
Hey.
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00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:40.280
Hi, I'm Martha Plimpton, and here is my question for
764
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you all. My question is, now, regardless of whether or
765
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:50.389
not you believe in astrology, how are you most like
766
00:34:50.449 --> 00:34:56.170
your astrological sign, and how are you least like your
767
00:34:56.289 --> 00:35:00.429
astrological sign? I think that's a good, you know, you're
768
00:35:00.469 --> 00:35:02.110
getting a good juxtaposition there.
769
00:35:02.130 --> 00:35:03.289
Okay, great.
770
00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:05.880
Have y'all seen that new show, Task?
771
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:08.219
No, I can't wait, though, because I love Martha Plimpton
772
00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:08.460
so much.
773
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:10.760
I know, it's pretty good. It's from the guy who
774
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:13.119
created Mayor of Easttown. Did you watch that show?
775
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:14.489
Yeah, I loved that show.
776
00:35:14.510 --> 00:35:16.809
Mayor of Easttown is so good. Did you ever watch it, Tig?
777
00:35:18.949 --> 00:35:20.949
No.
778
00:35:20.989 --> 00:35:23.909
Tig, I think that would be a series worth you
779
00:35:23.929 --> 00:35:24.989
going and watching.
780
00:35:25.250 --> 00:35:27.070
I think you'd have a crush on Kate Winslet in
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00:35:27.090 --> 00:35:27.389
that series.
782
00:35:27.409 --> 00:35:28.440
It's so good.
783
00:35:28.619 --> 00:35:30.190
She is so badass in it.
784
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:32.840
It's one of the best modern day TV series ever.
785
00:35:33.420 --> 00:35:34.719
It's a limited series.
786
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:38.860
You know, my name, my kids call me is Mare.
787
00:35:39.139 --> 00:35:39.800
It is Mare, yeah.
788
00:35:39.820 --> 00:35:40.909
Mare of Easttown.
789
00:35:40.989 --> 00:35:43.110
Yeah. So I think you should watch it.
790
00:35:43.150 --> 00:35:43.809
All right.
791
00:35:43.909 --> 00:35:45.630
But that guy that created that one and created this,
792
00:35:45.670 --> 00:35:48.250
so it still has that. Is it Philly? Is that
793
00:35:48.289 --> 00:35:49.570
the area? Water?
794
00:35:50.289 --> 00:35:50.909
Yeah.
795
00:35:51.210 --> 00:35:51.449
Yeah.
796
00:35:51.769 --> 00:35:53.070
Philadelphia.
797
00:35:53.110 --> 00:35:58.090
Pennsylvania. Why just in that pocket of the country do
798
00:35:58.130 --> 00:35:58.889
they say water?
799
00:35:58.909 --> 00:35:59.829
I don't know.
800
00:35:59.849 --> 00:35:59.949
Water.
801
00:35:59.989 --> 00:36:00.329
Water.
802
00:36:00.860 --> 00:36:01.389
For water?
803
00:36:01.409 --> 00:36:02.130
Yeah.
804
00:36:02.170 --> 00:36:02.489
Water.
805
00:36:02.510 --> 00:36:03.989
They're saying water?
806
00:36:04.010 --> 00:36:05.389
That's correct.
807
00:36:05.449 --> 00:36:05.909
Yes, sir.
808
00:36:06.050 --> 00:36:11.059
Oh, boy. This episode is really about phonetics and vowel sounds.
809
00:36:11.260 --> 00:36:14.579
I would say it's, did you say bowel or vowel? Vowel.
810
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:16.920
Because also vowel sounds.
811
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:19.619
The Goonies is also one of the best movies of
812
00:36:19.699 --> 00:36:20.179
all time.
813
00:36:20.489 --> 00:36:21.010
It's so good.
814
00:36:21.590 --> 00:36:23.110
So she just does good work.
815
00:36:23.510 --> 00:36:26.329
And she just seems like someone I'd really get along with.
816
00:36:26.349 --> 00:36:28.250
Like she just sort of doesn't give a shit and
817
00:36:28.570 --> 00:36:30.170
speaks her mind. Yeah.
818
00:36:30.510 --> 00:36:32.489
And she did River Phoenix back in the day.
819
00:36:32.769 --> 00:36:32.989
I know.
820
00:36:33.050 --> 00:36:34.710
And they were in a movie together that I love.
821
00:36:35.510 --> 00:36:36.050
What movie?
822
00:36:36.610 --> 00:36:40.150
Mosquito Coast. What star signs are you guys?
823
00:36:40.489 --> 00:36:41.090
I'm Aries.
824
00:36:41.550 --> 00:36:42.789
I'm a Cancer.
825
00:36:43.389 --> 00:36:43.780
Wow.
826
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:44.360
Okay.
827
00:36:44.510 --> 00:36:48.500
What are you? Taurus. I don't know anything about Taurus,
828
00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:50.139
and I don't know anything about Aries.
829
00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:50.679
Okay.
830
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:53.559
So why don't we each tell each other what our
831
00:36:53.619 --> 00:36:56.090
signs are about? And we might have to also tell
832
00:36:56.130 --> 00:36:57.510
Tig what her sign's about.
833
00:36:57.730 --> 00:37:01.050
Yeah. But you know what yours is?
834
00:37:01.170 --> 00:37:03.469
Like, you know what it means? I'm a Cancer through
835
00:37:03.530 --> 00:37:03.929
and through.
836
00:37:03.949 --> 00:37:06.409
Okay. I don't need to be yelled at.
837
00:37:07.139 --> 00:37:09.059
Cancers, they're emotional sensitive.
838
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:12.380
Yeah, we have a hard shell, like a crab. That's
839
00:37:12.460 --> 00:37:16.269
our animal, is a crab. So we have a hard exterior.
840
00:37:16.309 --> 00:37:17.329
Thanks for the act out.
841
00:37:17.769 --> 00:37:21.650
But we're soft on the inside. And if you do
842
00:37:22.590 --> 00:37:28.170
us dirty, we retreat. But if you make us mad,
843
00:37:28.309 --> 00:37:35.769
we snap you. Someone just rang my doorbell. Cancers can
844
00:37:35.809 --> 00:37:40.260
be moody. I would say that is where I'm not
845
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:42.340
exactly like... My.
846
00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:43.199
Moody is more.
847
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:48.579
I get quiet. Right. But I'm not like a moody person. Yeah.
848
00:37:48.619 --> 00:37:52.900
You don't strike me as like big swings of mood.
849
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:57.630
Yeah. Yeah. So I differ there. But I like security.
850
00:37:58.489 --> 00:38:01.469
Home life is important. Being at home. We like to
851
00:38:01.550 --> 00:38:02.750
like get centered.
852
00:38:02.769 --> 00:38:03.449
Okay.
853
00:38:04.449 --> 00:38:08.280
Oh, Thomas just sent us a thing about zodiac signs
854
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:13.099
and personality traits. This says cancers are emotionally intelligent. I
855
00:38:13.139 --> 00:38:16.260
would say that. I'm an empath. I pick up on
856
00:38:16.380 --> 00:38:20.400
energy very strongly to the point where I can go
857
00:38:20.460 --> 00:38:23.960
in a room and if the energy is bad or off,
858
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:27.119
I'll leave the room. Some people call that a trauma response.
859
00:38:27.139 --> 00:38:28.599
I can feel it so deeply.
860
00:38:28.619 --> 00:38:32.630
It says we're nurturing, caring, and resilient. I would say
861
00:38:32.670 --> 00:38:39.829
those are true. Negative attributes, this says, that we're clingy, moody, irritable,
862
00:38:39.889 --> 00:38:40.949
and hypersensitive.
863
00:38:40.969 --> 00:38:42.170
I am.
864
00:38:44.369 --> 00:38:45.769
I can be sensitive, yes.
865
00:38:46.769 --> 00:38:47.789
Hyper sensitive?
866
00:38:47.849 --> 00:38:52.710
Hyper sensitive, I don't think so. But sensitive I can be,
867
00:38:52.809 --> 00:38:56.289
but I'm not like a, I'm not like you have
868
00:38:56.309 --> 00:38:58.449
to handle me with kid gloves type of sensitive.
869
00:38:59.030 --> 00:38:59.530
Irritable?
870
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:01.380
Irritable, I'm not.
871
00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:02.699
Irritable bowels?
872
00:39:03.539 --> 00:39:04.280
That, yes.
873
00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:05.440
Sensitive bowels?
874
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:09.360
Clingy, I don't know. I can definitely get needy, but
875
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:12.579
I'm not like a clingy person. I'm good at reading
876
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.519
the room. If someone does not want to hang or
877
00:39:15.539 --> 00:39:18.679
want to be my friend or be, I'm just like,
878
00:39:18.699 --> 00:39:20.400
all right, peace out.
879
00:39:21.179 --> 00:39:21.480
Yeah.
880
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:25.630
I would say for the most part, I am pretty
881
00:39:25.829 --> 00:39:26.909
dead on cancer.
882
00:39:27.409 --> 00:39:29.969
It's so funny that you're like, our animal is a crab.
883
00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:32.969
like humans are so embarrassing that we're like my animal's
884
00:39:33.010 --> 00:39:35.440
a crab and mine's a bull and mine's a rat
885
00:39:35.460 --> 00:39:39.539
like it's little teams who wants to go next i'll
886
00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:44.980
go okay so i think about taurus as like well
887
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:47.699
because i was really premature i was supposed to be
888
00:39:47.739 --> 00:39:50.619
a gemini and i have some Gemini in my chart,
889
00:39:50.699 --> 00:39:57.980
but I feel like I'm stubborn, sensitive, loyal. Well, am
890
00:39:58.099 --> 00:40:01.449
I loyal? I can be. And when I'm in, I'm in.
891
00:40:01.590 --> 00:40:02.929
That is not a good sign.
892
00:40:03.829 --> 00:40:05.909
You don't convince me about loyalty.
893
00:40:07.530 --> 00:40:11.050
I am a very loyal friend. And when I fall,
894
00:40:11.110 --> 00:40:14.340
I fall hard. I'm romantic. But I like my home.
895
00:40:14.449 --> 00:40:18.760
Sounds like you're a crab now. I'm sounding very crab-like.
896
00:40:19.579 --> 00:40:22.159
Yeah, but you're definitely not a Cancer. So I wonder
897
00:40:22.219 --> 00:40:23.840
what sets you apart.
898
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:27.260
I got really into Mayan astrology for a while. And
899
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:28.699
I would love to.
900
00:40:28.699 --> 00:40:30.599
Yeah, see, that's where we differ. Of course you did.
901
00:40:30.610 --> 00:40:31.590
This witchy stuff.
902
00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:33.159
Yeah, you're not into it.
903
00:40:33.179 --> 00:40:34.960
That's not me. That's not a Cancer.
904
00:40:34.980 --> 00:40:36.559
Okay.
905
00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:41.500
You're like, what's the word? Not like fanciful, you know?
906
00:40:41.579 --> 00:40:43.320
Is that a Taurus thing or a May thing?
907
00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:47.920
Oh, like whimsical. Whimsical, that's the word. Is that Taurus? Yeah, maybe.
908
00:40:48.280 --> 00:40:50.739
It says that the Taurus star sign is ruled by
909
00:40:50.780 --> 00:40:55.250
the persistent and determined bull. And when it comes to
910
00:40:55.289 --> 00:41:00.110
your energy, the typical Taurus has two speeds. They're either
911
00:41:00.150 --> 00:41:04.150
relaxed and contented or hyped up and ready to charge.
912
00:41:04.170 --> 00:41:05.550
Okay.
913
00:41:05.710 --> 00:41:07.050
Would you agree with any of that?
914
00:41:07.409 --> 00:41:09.230
Yeah, I think so. That checks out.
915
00:41:09.570 --> 00:41:12.699
The Taurus people will patiently assess whether something is worth
916
00:41:12.760 --> 00:41:16.059
the investment of time and resources. Then if the green
917
00:41:16.099 --> 00:41:20.780
light flashes, it's all system go. Until then, slow and
918
00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:22.590
steady wins the Taurus race.
919
00:41:23.230 --> 00:41:25.010
Yeah i think i i think i yeah i'm trying
920
00:41:25.030 --> 00:41:26.269
to find this fucking.
921
00:41:25.889 --> 00:41:28.570
This thing is says what they hate being.
922
00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:31.000
Rushed oh yeah i hate being rushed.
923
00:41:31.139 --> 00:41:34.699
What wasting money and he wasted plenty of money oh
924
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.960
my god synthesizer.
925
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:41.269
In well i like the i i'm uh i do
926
00:41:41.329 --> 00:41:45.030
like things and objects and my space you know.
927
00:41:44.909 --> 00:41:48.610
Uh Oh, it says y'all have deep and soulful eyes,
928
00:41:48.949 --> 00:41:53.320
long and elegant necks, and a delicate jawline. Get a room,
929
00:41:53.340 --> 00:41:53.550
you two.
930
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:54.260
What?
931
00:41:54.280 --> 00:41:56.260
I'm just reading this thing.
932
00:41:56.500 --> 00:41:58.719
It says I have a long and elegant neck?
933
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:00.539
Just all Tauruses, apparently.
934
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:00.630
Wow.
935
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:05.000
It says that you don't like dirty things, hotels, and mornings.
936
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:06.159
How do you feel about it?
937
00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:07.179
I hate mornings.
938
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:11.739
Okay, so we've got some things here. It's favorite things. Photography,
939
00:42:11.940 --> 00:42:14.780
you're into that. The mountains, you're into that.
940
00:42:15.070 --> 00:42:15.909
Hey, what?
941
00:42:16.329 --> 00:42:19.610
Great music. What?
942
00:42:19.630 --> 00:42:20.610
Slash gourmet food.
943
00:42:20.670 --> 00:42:22.750
Taurus is like great music.
944
00:42:22.769 --> 00:42:29.940
Everyone else hates music. Satin sheets. Satin sheets? No way. Well,
945
00:42:30.099 --> 00:42:32.360
I'm into linen now, but for years it was jersey
946
00:42:32.380 --> 00:42:36.079
cotton all the way. Wow, but a lot of that
947
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:37.739
does check out, yeah.
948
00:42:38.059 --> 00:42:40.119
This is so oddly specific.
949
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:40.900
Yeah.
950
00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:44.179
Um, yeah. What am I? I'm Aries. And I'll tell
951
00:42:44.219 --> 00:42:47.139
you one thing I know about myself because Stephanie always
952
00:42:47.179 --> 00:42:52.659
makes fun of me about this. She calls it quote unquote, yeah,
953
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:58.849
this can wait. Um, which means that, um, my personality,
954
00:42:59.570 --> 00:43:04.909
when I get an idea, I move forward. Uh, like
955
00:43:04.969 --> 00:43:07.949
we'll casually talk about something where I'm like, oh yeah,
956
00:43:08.010 --> 00:43:13.059
I'm thinking about, um, you know, doing this documentary about
957
00:43:13.139 --> 00:43:15.059
Andrea Gibson. And then at the end of the day,
958
00:43:15.099 --> 00:43:16.940
when she comes home, I'm like, oh, by the way,
959
00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:21.230
I reached out to investors and I, and she'll go, yeah,
960
00:43:21.269 --> 00:43:25.010
this can wait. And so it's kind of her sarcastic, like,
961
00:43:26.769 --> 00:43:31.909
which we read somewhere about Aries is that they move,
962
00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:33.780
they move quickly.
963
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:35.400
Right. Yeah.
964
00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:35.760
Yeah.
965
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:40.739
You're like action. All the air signs are like, Forward moving.
966
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:48.119
Here's what it says, the thing Thomas said. You're brave, willful, productive, enterprising, humanitarian,
967
00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:51.539
and assertive. Yeah. That's pretty spot on, right?
968
00:43:51.860 --> 00:43:53.079
That checks out, yeah.
969
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:54.480
Negative attributes.
970
00:43:55.260 --> 00:43:55.780
Oh, boy.
971
00:43:56.000 --> 00:44:00.420
Moody, impulsive, impatient, rude.
972
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:02.969
Okay, let me go through those one by one. What
973
00:44:02.989 --> 00:44:03.699
was the first one?
974
00:44:04.030 --> 00:44:04.610
Moody.
975
00:44:05.659 --> 00:44:06.070
Moody.
976
00:44:06.630 --> 00:44:10.769
Yeah, I'm not. I am not a moody person unless
977
00:44:10.789 --> 00:44:15.130
I'm completely in denial. I don't feel like I'm not
978
00:44:15.170 --> 00:44:17.639
somebody that where I'm like, don't talk to me till
979
00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:20.019
I've had my coffee or I'm, I just feel like
980
00:44:20.059 --> 00:44:25.119
I'm pretty, pretty much like this, you know? And then
981
00:44:25.139 --> 00:44:25.800
what's the next one?
982
00:44:26.119 --> 00:44:31.730
Impulsive? Are you just in like trying to get things done? Yeah.
983
00:44:31.969 --> 00:44:32.309
Yeah.
984
00:44:32.789 --> 00:44:35.420
It would be impulsive to someone who hasn't been in
985
00:44:35.449 --> 00:44:37.619
your head and you've gone through the whole thinking process
986
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:39.800
so you're like okay I'm doing this now but to
987
00:44:39.820 --> 00:44:42.019
someone else they might be like what where'd that come from.
988
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.420
Yeah I think I could have seen myself as more
989
00:44:45.460 --> 00:44:48.039
impulsive as a kid but I feel like that's also
990
00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:51.579
maybe a trait of a kid but yeah I I
991
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:55.760
think things through I feel like I'm kind of measured
992
00:44:55.780 --> 00:44:58.690
in in ways so I don't I guess I don't fully.
993
00:44:59.409 --> 00:45:02.550
Sabrina Jalise is an Aries friend of the pod and
994
00:45:02.590 --> 00:45:06.050
she's very sort of yeah especially with her family it's
995
00:45:06.070 --> 00:45:08.929
like this is my family and we're making decisions and
996
00:45:08.949 --> 00:45:11.269
we're gonna build this life and very like and makes
997
00:45:11.289 --> 00:45:14.090
things happen and like pulls the trigger on decisions like that.
998
00:45:14.849 --> 00:45:17.190
And what is what is my next one impatient or
999
00:45:17.250 --> 00:45:22.380
rude i don't think i'm impatient i certainly get challenged
1000
00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:27.219
in moments i don't know i'm very curious i i
1001
00:45:27.260 --> 00:45:29.659
think because i've known thomas so long would you say
1002
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:34.199
i seem impatient thomas And I know hard feelings.
1003
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:36.039
Safe space.
1004
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.260
Impatience is not that negative, though.
1005
00:45:38.539 --> 00:45:42.559
No, but either way, I just don't see myself as impatient.
1006
00:45:42.659 --> 00:45:45.300
But if so, I'm just curious to hear.
1007
00:45:45.699 --> 00:45:47.780
When I'm driving on the highway, you do tell me
1008
00:45:47.820 --> 00:45:49.239
to drive faster sometimes.
1009
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:52.280
Hey, speed demon.
1010
00:45:52.340 --> 00:45:57.739
But like overall, I'd say you're not someone who's so
1011
00:45:57.929 --> 00:46:00.650
eager to like, you know, move on to the next
1012
00:46:00.769 --> 00:46:03.000
thing or rush through things.
1013
00:46:03.179 --> 00:46:04.260
So I don't know.
1014
00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:09.570
Yeah. It's interesting. And then rude. I don't think I'm rude.
1015
00:46:09.730 --> 00:46:14.090
I know that I have a certain delivery that people
1016
00:46:14.429 --> 00:46:15.409
sometimes don't get.
1017
00:46:15.429 --> 00:46:17.110
A dryness.
1018
00:46:17.710 --> 00:46:21.500
Yeah, a dryness where people are like, God, I can't
1019
00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:24.380
believe she said that to that person. And it's like, oh,
1020
00:46:25.300 --> 00:46:27.400
I was kidding. But if it didn't land, then it's
1021
00:46:27.440 --> 00:46:33.849
not funny. But yeah, and I think at times... you know,
1022
00:46:34.130 --> 00:46:37.269
like anybody who is in the public eye, like say
1023
00:46:37.309 --> 00:46:41.230
you're sitting and having dinner with your family or something,
1024
00:46:41.409 --> 00:46:44.019
and somebody is like coming up and talking to you
1025
00:46:44.099 --> 00:46:48.239
when you're with your family, or sometimes I'm a little like, eh,
1026
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:50.139
not right now, you know?
1027
00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:54.219
I would say it's, it's not even, it's not, it's,
1028
00:46:54.300 --> 00:46:57.590
it's more like you don't have the people pleasing quality.
1029
00:46:57.650 --> 00:47:01.829
Like you're not gonna sort of fill every silence. And like,
1030
00:47:01.889 --> 00:47:05.210
like I, you're like, yeah.
1031
00:47:05.269 --> 00:47:05.869
Like right now.
1032
00:47:06.250 --> 00:47:08.510
Yeah.
1033
00:47:08.550 --> 00:47:11.179
But I think also when I'm with my family, I
1034
00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:17.699
don't like my kids seeing me in a particular light. Right.
1035
00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:19.579
Like a fame or?
1036
00:47:19.780 --> 00:47:22.800
Yeah. Like I just, I don't, I don't like, I
1037
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:26.039
don't like for them to see any of that. Of
1038
00:47:26.099 --> 00:47:29.260
course they see elements of that, but I just, it's
1039
00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:31.980
not my favorite. So I try and kind of quickly
1040
00:47:32.179 --> 00:47:34.019
get out of that so that we can just kind
1041
00:47:34.059 --> 00:47:36.539
of just do our family thing.
1042
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:41.260
Can I really quickly look up your astrological, your Mayan astrological,
1043
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:43.639
because each one comes with a, with a poem. You
1044
00:47:43.659 --> 00:47:45.260
get your little sign and.
1045
00:47:45.219 --> 00:47:47.159
Then your little poem. Yeah, look it up. It also
1046
00:47:47.179 --> 00:47:49.400
says you're open and honest. I would agree with that.
1047
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:50.179
I'd agree with that.
1048
00:47:50.219 --> 00:47:50.480
Yeah.
1049
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.039
So what's your, the day, month and year of your
1050
00:47:53.059 --> 00:47:53.579
birth take?
1051
00:47:54.269 --> 00:47:58.030
March 24th, 1971. So Tig's a fire sign.
1052
00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:00.559
I'm a water sign. And what's Taurus?
1053
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:01.960
Earth sign.
1054
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:03.019
Wow.
1055
00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:05.119
I would say those are all pretty accurate.
1056
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:08.099
Does it say, though, Fortune, what bed sheets I like
1057
00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:08.840
or anything like that?
1058
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:12.730
Oh, let me see. That's a good question.
1059
00:48:12.769 --> 00:48:13.110
Oh, my God.
1060
00:48:14.369 --> 00:48:14.550
Wait.
1061
00:48:14.590 --> 00:48:16.650
Tig, this is really good.
1062
00:48:17.349 --> 00:48:17.929
Oh, okay.
1063
00:48:17.969 --> 00:48:20.489
You are a white spectral dog.
1064
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:21.380
What?
1065
00:48:21.409 --> 00:48:21.489
What?
1066
00:48:22.210 --> 00:48:22.510
Yes.
1067
00:48:22.769 --> 00:48:25.630
And you're in the earth family of polar and this
1068
00:48:25.690 --> 00:48:27.929
is your poem. Okay. So you're a white spectral dog.
1069
00:48:28.010 --> 00:48:30.670
It's just be open-minded and see if this poem resonates
1070
00:48:30.690 --> 00:48:30.969
with you.
1071
00:48:30.989 --> 00:48:31.250
Okay.
1072
00:48:31.809 --> 00:48:36.280
I dissolve in order to love. Releasing loyalty, I seal
1073
00:48:36.300 --> 00:48:40.000
the process of heart with the spectral tone of liberation.
1074
00:48:40.019 --> 00:48:43.900
I'm guided by my own power doubled. Tig, I'm also
1075
00:48:43.940 --> 00:48:45.219
guided by my own power doubled.
1076
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.000
Oh, look at that.
1077
00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:47.780
Yeah.
1078
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:48.059
Okay.
1079
00:48:48.599 --> 00:48:49.420
Two against one.
1080
00:48:49.820 --> 00:48:55.349
Fortune, uh, What's your birthday again? July 1st, 1980. July is.
1081
00:48:55.409 --> 00:48:57.369
While you're looking that up, I'm going to tell Tig
1082
00:48:58.210 --> 00:49:00.969
what this, the one that said your favorite sheets does
1083
00:49:01.030 --> 00:49:05.110
not have that on Tig's, but your favorite things, competitive games,
1084
00:49:05.929 --> 00:49:10.000
new clothes, road trips in fast red cars.
1085
00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:11.239
Wait a second.
1086
00:49:11.320 --> 00:49:12.079
Oh my God.
1087
00:49:12.500 --> 00:49:17.179
Wait, what was the last thing? Debating, expressing themselves through
1088
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:23.090
stunning verbal and physical feats. what you hate sharing their
1089
00:49:23.170 --> 00:49:31.739
toys being ignored cramped spaces losing and the word no Wow.
1090
00:49:31.980 --> 00:49:33.000
I have to look up mine.
1091
00:49:33.260 --> 00:49:35.199
Yeah, let's hear about your bed sheets.
1092
00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:37.159
So you love fast red cars?
1093
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:41.380
Oh, you know, I do. I don't even care about cars.
1094
00:49:41.719 --> 00:49:44.050
You literally never share your G.I. Joe with me.
1095
00:49:46.190 --> 00:49:47.530
May, did you find that one thing?
1096
00:49:47.550 --> 00:49:48.210
Oh, yeah.
1097
00:49:48.230 --> 00:49:50.050
So, okay, Fortune, this is you, okay?
1098
00:49:50.130 --> 00:49:50.369
Okay.
1099
00:49:50.989 --> 00:49:56.329
You're a yellow spectral seed. I dissolve in order to target.
1100
00:49:56.750 --> 00:50:00.320
Releasing awareness, I seal the input of flowering with the
1101
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:03.659
spectral tone of liberation. I'm guided by my own power doubled.
1102
00:50:03.940 --> 00:50:07.420
So you're a yellow spectral seed. What does that mean? Well,
1103
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:08.380
we don't know.
1104
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:09.500
That's not great.
1105
00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:13.119
It's a poem. You're not supposed to really understand.
1106
00:50:13.139 --> 00:50:13.219
Yeah.
1107
00:50:13.860 --> 00:50:16.239
You're just supposed to go, oh, okay.
1108
00:50:16.260 --> 00:50:18.019
I'll send it to you and then you mull it over,
1109
00:50:18.059 --> 00:50:21.050
see if it speaks to you. I'm a red magnetic
1110
00:50:21.130 --> 00:50:23.389
moon and I really liked that. And so I basically
1111
00:50:23.429 --> 00:50:24.190
latched onto it.
1112
00:50:24.469 --> 00:50:28.429
I can't believe how much I related to what was
1113
00:50:28.489 --> 00:50:31.449
said about me until the specifics came up of like
1114
00:50:31.550 --> 00:50:32.369
race cars.
1115
00:50:35.690 --> 00:50:39.860
This is this one site that thinks may love satin sheets.
1116
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:43.179
But I sort of, I get the energy of satin sheets,
1117
00:50:43.260 --> 00:50:43.969
you know.
1118
00:50:44.340 --> 00:50:47.230
I'm trying to look up cancer. I want to know
1119
00:50:47.250 --> 00:50:48.329
the specifics.
1120
00:50:48.590 --> 00:50:50.750
Yeah, we want to know what bed sheets you like.
1121
00:50:50.809 --> 00:50:51.670
Why is it not count?
1122
00:50:51.750 --> 00:50:52.349
Oh, here it is.
1123
00:50:52.789 --> 00:50:54.570
You like 10 count, right?
1124
00:50:55.880 --> 00:51:00.139
Yes. It says my favorite things are gourmet meals. I
1125
00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:05.559
do love that. Intramural sports. Do love that. Hosting parties.
1126
00:51:06.179 --> 00:51:09.849
I'd rather go to someone else's party. Working with kids.
1127
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.699
I like kids, but it's not like that's my thing.
1128
00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:17.929
Museums and art galleries. I like them, but again, not
1129
00:51:17.989 --> 00:51:22.110
like the thing I'm looking for. What they hate. Tacky clothes.
1130
00:51:22.449 --> 00:51:28.280
Could care less about that. Frozen dinners. Public speaking. Obviously,
1131
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:32.480
that's not true. Being rushed and paying full price.
1132
00:51:32.500 --> 00:51:32.599
What?
1133
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:33.059
What?
1134
00:51:34.139 --> 00:51:38.679
You did bring a gift card to a restaurant, didn't you, famously?
1135
00:51:38.699 --> 00:51:40.940
I did, but I spend money all the time.
1136
00:51:40.960 --> 00:51:42.929
Yeah, this is not resonating.
1137
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:44.650
No, this is not.
1138
00:51:45.050 --> 00:51:46.550
Yeah, public speaking.
1139
00:51:46.989 --> 00:51:50.110
Where you'll find them, shopping for antiques and rare finds.
1140
00:51:52.530 --> 00:51:56.769
Oh, fortune's probably running late from the antique shop. We'll
1141
00:51:56.829 --> 00:51:59.039
have to postpone. Handsome.
1142
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:04.820
Through your life, have you... are you someone who like
1143
00:52:04.860 --> 00:52:07.699
read the horoscope in the newspaper and like, you know,
1144
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:12.809
ascribe meaning to it? Like, well, it takes clearly not, but.
1145
00:52:12.590 --> 00:52:14.750
Yeah, sometimes every, every now and again, I'll make, that's
1146
00:52:14.829 --> 00:52:15.289
a sign.
1147
00:52:15.829 --> 00:52:18.699
Yeah well when i was little i always would read
1148
00:52:18.820 --> 00:52:23.400
the the cartoons the funnies in the newspaper and uh
1149
00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:26.840
i would also read my horoscope but just kind of
1150
00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:30.320
out of curiosity but i didn't i wasn't like oh
1151
00:52:30.579 --> 00:52:35.820
my gosh yeah unbelievable news this morning my moon is
1152
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:38.269
rising or whatever um It.
1153
00:52:38.230 --> 00:52:41.409
Just seems like online all the astrology accounts I follow,
1154
00:52:41.550 --> 00:52:44.130
of which there are many, it seems like there's always
1155
00:52:44.170 --> 00:52:47.570
something massive happening astrologically. Like every day it's like, guys,
1156
00:52:47.630 --> 00:52:51.250
today is a portal day because we are never going
1157
00:52:51.269 --> 00:52:54.139
to have this blood moon again. And it's like, it's
1158
00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:55.139
always something.
1159
00:52:55.159 --> 00:52:58.119
And I feel like Mercury is constantly in retrograde.
1160
00:52:58.579 --> 00:53:00.179
Constantly in retrograde. Whatever that means.
1161
00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:05.719
I hear you, girl. It's in retrograde again? Wasn't it just?
1162
00:53:06.449 --> 00:53:13.030
I do feel as much as I don't. necessarily connect
1163
00:53:13.050 --> 00:53:16.289
to all that i do feel curious and i love
1164
00:53:16.349 --> 00:53:20.590
hearing about it and when people are really knowledgeable yeah
1165
00:53:20.650 --> 00:53:24.030
i love hearing what they have to say i just like.
1166
00:53:23.849 --> 00:53:26.489
People like hearing about themselves too right like people are
1167
00:53:26.530 --> 00:53:29.530
like oh you're like this you're like yeah.
1168
00:53:28.929 --> 00:53:32.050
But it's also it's fun to hear about you and
1169
00:53:32.309 --> 00:53:35.719
fortune like it's all of it is so fun to
1170
00:53:35.800 --> 00:53:39.000
kind of laugh and talk about it's just connecting and.
1171
00:53:38.900 --> 00:53:41.659
I have noticed that like most of the people I've
1172
00:53:41.739 --> 00:53:43.980
been in love with in my life have been born
1173
00:53:44.059 --> 00:53:48.500
between like mid August and the end of November. That's
1174
00:53:48.539 --> 00:53:49.219
like the window.
1175
00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:55.559
Yeah, I do. I do like, um, in my dating days, um,
1176
00:53:55.739 --> 00:53:58.360
would always look up whoever it was I was going
1177
00:53:58.400 --> 00:54:01.579
out with or like what their sign was. I was always,
1178
00:54:01.820 --> 00:54:04.679
and I would look up compatibility and stuff like that.
1179
00:54:04.699 --> 00:54:07.360
I do find that stuff very interesting.
1180
00:54:07.469 --> 00:54:08.389
Yeah, it is.
1181
00:54:08.469 --> 00:54:08.840
It's fun.
1182
00:54:09.349 --> 00:54:12.090
There's an app called CoStar that I'll add you guys on.
1183
00:54:12.130 --> 00:54:14.389
It gives you a daily update on your friendship with
1184
00:54:14.429 --> 00:54:17.550
that person. Like, today you and Tig are struggling with communication, but,
1185
00:54:17.670 --> 00:54:21.489
you know, hang in there. And it's usually very accurate. Really?
1186
00:54:21.510 --> 00:54:22.869
Interesting.
1187
00:54:22.989 --> 00:54:25.400
I've probably mentioned this already, but when Stephanie and I,
1188
00:54:25.500 --> 00:54:28.579
she's very into that. And when we first got together,
1189
00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:33.489
she brought over a book that tells you I guess.
1190
00:54:33.750 --> 00:54:34.030
Yes.
1191
00:54:34.449 --> 00:54:34.750
Yeah.
1192
00:54:35.150 --> 00:54:36.909
Like the birthday book or something. And it tells you
1193
00:54:36.929 --> 00:54:38.699
all your compatibility and yeah.
1194
00:54:38.780 --> 00:54:40.920
Yeah. And so she was reading that to me and,
1195
00:54:41.659 --> 00:54:43.679
and when she finished reading it, I was asleep.
1196
00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:48.480
No way are you serious yeah.
1197
00:54:49.900 --> 00:54:52.000
And she was like and the person does this and
1198
00:54:52.019 --> 00:54:54.039
that and blah blah blah and then she looks over
1199
00:54:54.059 --> 00:54:55.860
and she's like oh my god are.
1200
00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:00.440
You like and you were like honk shoe honk shoe honk.
1201
00:54:59.699 --> 00:55:03.960
Shoe so but i think it's fun like when when
1202
00:55:04.260 --> 00:55:06.480
when we had this question from martha it was like
1203
00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:09.840
let's do that that sounds really interesting and fun.
1204
00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:11.639
So should we hear martha's.
1205
00:55:11.340 --> 00:55:15.250
Answer oh yes yes indeed Wait, I don't know Martha's
1206
00:55:15.289 --> 00:55:19.260
birthday or anything. Should we guess her sign? Okay, I'm
1207
00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:23.960
going to guess that Martha is a Capricorn.
1208
00:55:24.019 --> 00:55:25.860
Martha seems like a fire sign to me.
1209
00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:28.320
Okay, is that like Capricorn, you think?
1210
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:29.320
I have no idea.
1211
00:55:29.340 --> 00:55:30.420
Scorpio, maybe?
1212
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:32.119
Oh, she could be a Scorpio.
1213
00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:34.269
I just thought of a sign that I've heard of.
1214
00:55:34.289 --> 00:55:38.070
The first that came to my mind, not what I've
1215
00:55:38.130 --> 00:55:38.659
heard of.
1216
00:55:38.670 --> 00:55:39.469
Or a Leo.
1217
00:55:40.150 --> 00:55:43.429
Nah, she's a Pisces. We've said most of the signs.
1218
00:55:43.769 --> 00:55:46.289
Leo, I'm going to say Leo or Scorpio.
1219
00:55:46.449 --> 00:55:47.570
It's a Pisces.
1220
00:55:47.670 --> 00:55:49.369
I'm going to go Capricorn just to be different.
1221
00:55:49.590 --> 00:55:51.170
Okay. Let's hear it.
1222
00:55:51.210 --> 00:55:52.989
No, she's not a Capricorn. No, come on.
1223
00:55:52.989 --> 00:55:55.300
Because she's a Pisces. She's a Virgo. She's a Virgo.
1224
00:55:55.320 --> 00:55:58.159
Take Sam Pisces. I'm giving myself two options.
1225
00:55:58.519 --> 00:55:59.320
I'm going Libra.
1226
00:55:59.739 --> 00:56:01.539
Okay. Oh, yeah, that's a good guess.
1227
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:04.940
No, it's not because she's a Pisces. What is it, Thomas?
1228
00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:06.610
I'll play the clip.
1229
00:56:07.050 --> 00:56:13.400
I think for me, I'm a Scorpio. Uh, and, uh,
1230
00:56:13.619 --> 00:56:15.500
you know, this means I.
1231
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:24.719
Automatically have a reputation among people for being, um, uh, aggressive, uh, and, uh, uh,
1232
00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:30.599
Like crazy, maybe a little bit demonic, maybe a little
1233
00:56:30.619 --> 00:56:37.300
bit toxic, and also sexually voracious. And, you know, like
1234
00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:40.530
I will rip a man's head off after I have
1235
00:56:40.570 --> 00:56:41.050
sex with.
1236
00:56:40.989 --> 00:56:42.469
Him or something like that.
1237
00:56:42.550 --> 00:56:46.389
Wow. So we can, I will say that I am
1238
00:56:46.510 --> 00:56:51.170
least like the perception of my astrological sign in that
1239
00:56:51.650 --> 00:56:55.349
I will not rip a man's head off. after having
1240
00:56:55.409 --> 00:56:58.909
sex with him, I will likely just express a.
1241
00:57:01.269 --> 00:57:02.190
Level of boredom.
1242
00:57:02.210 --> 00:57:04.860
Oh, okay.
1243
00:57:05.539 --> 00:57:07.199
At least that's been my experience.
1244
00:57:07.900 --> 00:57:08.679
Hilarious.
1245
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:12.960
And just, you know, say, you know what, let's not.
1246
00:57:13.300 --> 00:57:16.039
Let's just not. How about that? Let's just not.
1247
00:57:16.420 --> 00:57:17.050
That's pretty Scorpio.
1248
00:57:17.090 --> 00:57:23.349
And then how I most like my astrological sign is
1249
00:57:23.409 --> 00:57:23.949
that I am.
1250
00:57:24.670 --> 00:57:33.360
Extremely, I'm extremely, loyalty means a lot to me. And
1251
00:57:34.510 --> 00:57:39.829
dishonesty or disloyalty is really, I don't like it at all.
1252
00:57:40.380 --> 00:57:43.989
And I will stick with a thing I will, you know,
1253
00:57:44.050 --> 00:57:47.309
a thing or a person or I will stick with it. And,
1254
00:57:47.630 --> 00:57:50.300
you know, no matter how rough or tough it gets,
1255
00:57:50.380 --> 00:57:54.599
but then like once, once I've learned my lesson, then
1256
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forget it.
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It's decisions made. It's over.
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They're out of my life. I have no desire or
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need to ever speak with them again. Doesn't matter how
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close we were.
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It doesn't matter.
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Nothing matters if they're If they have in any way
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betrayed me.
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They're out. So I don't know how funny or amusing
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this is.
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I may have just revealed way more about myself than
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I ever intended to with this question.
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But yeah, anyway, I'm hoping you guys can.
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Lighten this subject up a little bit because I'm feeling
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00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:33.280
like I really brought it down.
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I thought it was interesting.
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I'm obsessed with it. Imagine sleeping with someone and afterwards
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they go, can we not?
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Can we just not?
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That's funny.
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00:58:44.170 --> 00:58:44.869
That was great.
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Yeah, that was one of the most thorough moments responses
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00:58:50.449 --> 00:58:53.289
not just on this podcast but i think ever that
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anyone has ever given.
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00:58:54.329 --> 00:59:00.449
Scorpios are famously known for being uh ferocious in the bedroom.
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00:59:00.829 --> 00:59:03.829
Yeah how do you know this i've i've looked at
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people's astrology over the years okay and they are famously
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00:59:09.849 --> 00:59:11.460
and that's what you are looking for?
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No, I'm not looking for anything from any sign. I
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00:59:15.219 --> 00:59:17.800
just see different traits of different signs and I do
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know that's one of their traits.
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00:59:19.320 --> 00:59:23.760
No, you're looking for a sign. I dated somebody that
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blamed everything on me being an Aries.
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00:59:27.150 --> 00:59:28.929
Oh my God, that would drive me insane.
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00:59:28.949 --> 00:59:32.630
And it was such an unfair argument. And I used
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00:59:32.650 --> 00:59:35.650
to say, so you're saying... That if I was just
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00:59:35.889 --> 00:59:41.650
born one day sooner, it all would be your fault. Well,
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00:59:41.670 --> 00:59:45.210
this was really fun. This was truly fun. Because at
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00:59:45.289 --> 00:59:48.030
first I was like, huh, talk about our signs. I
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00:59:48.179 --> 00:59:50.719
don't know much about. So it was nice to read
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00:59:50.780 --> 00:59:55.159
through and learn more about you both and also be like,
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that's not you.
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Yeah.
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Learn about your love of fast red cars.
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01:00:01.380 --> 01:00:02.659
I'm ordering satin sheets.
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01:00:03.610 --> 01:00:07.170
Although it isn't true about me, Thomas did say that
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01:00:07.250 --> 01:00:09.389
I'm like, hey, Thomas, can you go a little faster?
1303
01:00:09.409 --> 01:00:13.360
But to be fair, you are a slow driver, Thomas.
1304
01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:16.739
Wait till we all get inside his head and we're
1305
01:00:16.780 --> 01:00:19.219
controlling his body and then we're going to drive as fast.
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01:00:19.039 --> 01:00:19.559
As we want.
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01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:22.639
And I've spent many hours in a car with Thomas
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01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:25.139
and he's a great person to be on a road
1309
01:00:25.179 --> 01:00:26.639
trip with. I do love a road trip.
1310
01:00:27.019 --> 01:00:27.269
Yeah, me too.
1311
01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:28.659
I do love a road trip. Yeah.
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01:00:29.119 --> 01:00:33.869
Well, always a pleasure. What do you guys have? I
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01:00:34.070 --> 01:00:34.349
have a.
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01:00:34.409 --> 01:00:41.219
Show on October 11th, Salt Lake City, Utah, the Equality
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01:00:41.340 --> 01:00:46.150
Utah Allies Gala. And then October 17th, I'll be at
1316
01:00:46.250 --> 01:00:51.570
Largo right here in Los Angeles. working on some new material. And, um,
1317
01:00:51.889 --> 01:00:55.599
also at this point, the morning show is out on
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01:00:55.800 --> 01:01:00.860
Apple and, um, yeah, go to Tig Notaro.com for the
1319
01:01:00.900 --> 01:01:02.760
rest of my tour dates.
1320
01:01:03.519 --> 01:01:06.519
Um, yeah, I'm on tour to October 11th in Boston,
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01:01:07.059 --> 01:01:13.610
the 18th in Atlanta, November is Chicago, San Jose and Fresno, California.
1322
01:01:13.690 --> 01:01:19.079
Then I got Charlotte, North Carolina. Um, and then St. Petersburg, Florida,
1323
01:01:19.139 --> 01:01:23.289
and Orlando. And then I rescheduled some dates that are
1324
01:01:23.329 --> 01:01:26.409
happening at the beginning of the year. So those are
1325
01:01:26.449 --> 01:01:27.130
on my website.
1326
01:01:27.489 --> 01:01:30.989
When this episode airs, my show Wayward is out on Netflix.
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01:01:31.030 --> 01:01:34.369
So stream that, please. October 17th, I'm at the Lyric
1328
01:01:34.409 --> 01:01:38.860
Theater in LA. And I still got my animal book
1329
01:01:39.179 --> 01:01:41.980
for sale for Doctors Without Borders. If you go to
1330
01:01:42.019 --> 01:01:44.199
my Instagram, you can click it. And I just got
1331
01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:47.789
more in stock. My animal paintings, there's a hat and
1332
01:01:47.809 --> 01:01:48.429
a tote bag.
1333
01:01:49.070 --> 01:01:49.329
Love it.
1334
01:01:49.369 --> 01:01:51.150
And some postcards, so get on that.
1335
01:01:51.409 --> 01:01:53.889
And share an episode. If you like this episode, share
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it with a friend, family member. Build the handsome community.
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01:01:57.329 --> 01:02:03.929
And subscribe, rate, review, and also we have a YouTube
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01:02:03.949 --> 01:02:07.179
page that you can also subscribe to. And until next time,
1339
01:02:07.300 --> 01:02:10.880
I say keep it handsome.
1340
01:02:11.769 --> 01:02:14.670
Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and
1341
01:02:14.710 --> 01:02:17.690
Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by
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01:02:17.750 --> 01:02:22.280
Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. And please
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01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:24.960
follow us on social media at handsomepod.
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01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:29.460
What a podcast!
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What a podcast!
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01:02:34.150 --> 01:02:35.409
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