Everything’s Perfect…Except Grown-Up Halloween 🎃

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What's up Richard? Hey, j.
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I'm so naked. I'm naked and afraid like the TV show.
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Don't worry.
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You got enough hair on your head these hard Yeah,
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Happy Halloween.
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No, I'm not a pumpkin. I'm Richard Simmons. Baby.
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Yes, I'm Jane fun, the iconic Jane. I don't think
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this hair is doing Jane justice. The image on the
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cover of the package was very different than when I
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opened this sucker up, and I was like, we're in it.
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Is what it is. I'm going to rock this all
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year long. This I told you, if I could have
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curly hair, this would be my hairstyle.
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No, you don't want.
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You look like weird Hell justin Guerini. He was from
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up That's who I.
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Am changing my costume immediately. Oh well then I'm Paula God.
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I wish I would have put some on his legs,
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maybe shaved him anyway. AnyWho, I hate halloweenween.
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Icking hate Halloween. Too old for this booth for real? Like, seriously,
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let's talk about it. Halloween is here. We are grown folk.
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Yeah, at what.
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Age do you start to get to be too old
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for Halloween costumes?
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I don't know, but I'm there I've hit it, and
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people like go so in on their costume hard like,
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and so the pressure is so extra, especially for me
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as a gay man. It really is not level.
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Yeah, no, Halloween for the gays, that is your night.
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Yeah, that's your week exactly, It's your month literally actually
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literally like the reason people do you know how people
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like work out in the beginning of the year in
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early spring to get ready for summer.
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Well, gays work out in the summer to get ready
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for fucking Halloween. That's when it's ready. And when I
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tell you I live in Hollywood and there's a lot
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of gays in my apartment complex, it's like all I
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see now our characters walking around already weeks before Halloween.
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People in just next to nothing. Also, forget, forget public Halloween.
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It doesn't go.
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Wait, the costume. That's so that's when did Halloween just
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become the excuse to be naked exactly or to just
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look like you're on a super Bowl?
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Yeah? Oh my god. One time when I was I
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was like twenty, working at my restaurant in my hometown
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and we had to dress up for Halloween, and I
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dressed up as a pirate and anyways, I walked up
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to a table that was seated in a private room
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because it was someone's birthday, and the lady was like,
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oh my god, I can't believe you ordered a stripper
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because of my outfit. I was like, I'm not a stripper.
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I'm just a pirate. I'm not taking my clothes off.
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But yeah, so it doesn't costume.
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Were you it mist.
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Unbutton a few buttons the jewelry. I don't know it
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did it for her? She was like, I know you're
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a kink lady.
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Yeah, she was real disappointed. She thought she was about
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to get a lab dance. Yeah, that's funny, Okay. I
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feel like, though, when it comes to like how old
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is too old for a Halloween costume, there's lines like
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I feel like after the age of maybe twelve or thirteen,
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first of all, probably done trigger treating. Like, yeah, it
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pisses me off when like seventeen year old are coming
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up to my door for candy. I'm like, and they're
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like in a jersey or something, and I'm like, no, man,
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you didn't even put effort into the costume, and I
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got to give you candy. Go get a job, Yeah,
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come on exactly. But then it's like, Okay. Then you
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get to like your college age, and yeah, you're definitely
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going out doing the costume thing, but usually it's just
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for girls. It's so slutty.
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It really is, it really is.
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And then after college, Joe, I feel like unless there's
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like a real Halloween party you're going to where like
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everybody has to dress up.
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That's what I think. I feel like if you're not
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going to a party or hosting a podcast, because honestly,
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this this year would have slided last year I didn't
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have a costume, I would have slid right under the red.
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Sure.
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I usually have a handful of costumes on hand that
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I just rotate, like a Where's Waldo costume? A Superman
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one's so easy because you just put a Superman T
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shirt under like he dresses Clark kept but you just
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have like the tie and shirt undone. There's a little
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Superman I like to phone it in. I really don't
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go all in.
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I am not okay. So the question becomes is so
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many people are like Halloween people like yard decorations.
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No I don't. I'd have fun looking at them, though, Yeah,
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I just you have a neighbor who I'm like this
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is this is your moment to shine? Isn't that?
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Baby? Multiple neighbors that just go off, like their front
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yard looks like it's straight out of a horror scene.
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And I'm like, you concerned me.
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Literally there's at least fifty pumpkins and you're like two
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doors down on their front yard. Yeah, I guess, yeah,
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it looks good. But I don't because like you put
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all that work in and it's over so fast, and
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I don't like the cleanup and the storage and all
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the things. I'm like, let's just you know, well, the.
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Question is is it over so fast? Because now Halloween
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isn't a day's it's like two months. I told you
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it was the end of August when I first started
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seeing Halloween candy in the stores. Yeah, you're doing the most, Yeah,
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doing the most. Like Halloween is one freaking day and
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it's like whatever, you know, It's like it's like Valentine's Day.
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It's become like a homerk holiday basically, like sell the candy,
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sell the costumes, make the money. But like, why is
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candy out in August?
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The candy is an interesting thing, and like Halloween themed
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candy is so early, and like having spiders and shit
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on it, like.
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The pounds of the bags.
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Like, yeah, I don't know. I guess I get spooky
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season for movies and Halloween and like activities, but I
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don't know. The Halloween candy coming out that early, it's
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like it's pretty wild. Maybe people stock up to pass
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it out and then they eat it, that's what they.
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This is what I always talk about in my like
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workout videos and stuff where I'm like, guys, you should
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not from Halloween to New Year's because people are like, oh,
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you preach like, don't enjoy, and I'm like, no, no,
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you can enjoy. But you've got Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve,
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Christmas Day, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day. You get
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six actual holidays. And yes, if somebody is Jewish, you
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have Hanukkah there, which is eight days. Okay, fine, so
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I'm gonna take off, so we'll go four eight, so
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you get twelve days total. You should not throw yourself
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off if you're only if you're only celebrating on those days.
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But that's not what happens. People are buying the Halloween
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candy in August to quote unquote decorate their house, put
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it in a jar, blah blah blah. But then they
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every time they walk by they grab a bite sized
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Snickers and it's just the bite sized snickers. Yeah, but
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how many times do you do that?
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Right? I mean it really just like and why are
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you doing it? At some point it's sort of like
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you need it quin you know, it's like yours. Yeah.
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It's like if someone had, like at a certain time
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of year, drank alcohol all day because it was there,
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people would say, oh, that's not good to do. But
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people don't really have that same idea about the candy, right,
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So it is interesting, Like I gotta say, I'm not thankfully,
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I'm not a big candy person, so it's easy for
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me to just not get caught up in it. But
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it is. Some adults are feend for it just as
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much as like and then a child.
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Yeah, everybody brings it to work and then it's in
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the office, so it's good. Just this big excuse. But
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it's a three month period where in those three months
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there's six actual holidays. If you go crazy on those
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six actual holidays, you still shouldn't have thrown off an
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entire quarter of the year, right, I mean the math
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if you just think of the math like basic math.
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If you just look at like the calories of it all,
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which I know those don't tell the whole story. But
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if you really just let loose on those days, you're
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not gonna You're not going to gain ten pounds right
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in that in the holiday.
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Scenes, because there's a big gap between.
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Exactly and if you have your normal healthy life, and
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you know in between, yeah, I don't. I think.
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You know probably are that you have nuts.
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I'm like, I'm going to dress up like Shirley Temple
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every with her name, the curly hair girl.
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He has got a twist and a twirl is in it.
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I'm sorry, I know, do you you need.
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I mean I usually I usually one of those people
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who send my hair back anyways, look like Jack.
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Yeah, oh Toss.
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I just feel powerful. I always wanted curly hair.
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Really, yeah, your hair is so straight.
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It's straight. It's it's the only straight fucking thing about it.
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I say, my God for being twisted.
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Exactly, the one thing that I would really love to
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be super cur we could permit. I thought about growing
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out for yes, but I was like, oh lord, that's
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a commitment.
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We were talking about all of the spacing out of
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like enjoying.
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Yeah, Like, I think the thing is also alcohol because
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in our world, when you go to a party, like
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in our in modern day society, everyone sees that as
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an opportunity to drink a lot more than they normally would.
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And I think that's also a big reason that people derail,
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because they start drinking a lot more in every weekend
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in the holiday season because there's multiple parties and things.
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And then on top of the alcohol that.
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Would come food choices.
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Exactly. Because girl I was a little tipsy the other
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day in ordered a party pack from Taco bell I said,
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maybe it's a diuretic. It's gonna help get it out
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of my system.
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I don't think it's a diuretic, but it's a die
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of something.
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Yeah, I sure did. Anyway.
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Okay, so is there anything about Halloween that you like?
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Yeah? I actually do love the movies, Okay, I love
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like Halloween ads on TV. Playful, not even serious, like
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just spooky season horror nights. And I do think it's
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fun seeing people's costumes as much as I don't like
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preparing and going all in and also living, like we
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talked about, like because it's something we can share, Like
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girls feel like it's just their time. They have to
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dress as little as possible, and that's sort of what
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the gays do also, and that's just never been my style.
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I'm a modest gay. I'm modest is hottest, you know
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what I mean. So so here I am legs out.
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Hopefully that's all.
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Hopefully, that's like I said, would that costume you look
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like you could be working at Hooters?
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Yeah? I was like, honestly, if they would, that would
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be funny. But I love that, and so I like it.
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And I also liked that it's the start of holiday
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season because they are fun. Yeah, if you can keep
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a healthy headspace around them, which is hard to do sometimes.
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But the biggest thing I think is the movies. I
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love scary, even if they're not really like hocus Pocus
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and movies like that. I love that that kind of.
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Yeah, hocus Pocus is still a go to.
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Yeah, we watched hocus Pocus too last night. Oh yeah,
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and did you have you watched it?
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I want to say I have, but now I can't remember.
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So I think this might not be a popular opinion.
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First of all, I haven't sat down and watched it
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watched it, but I was just so disappointed and it's
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been so many years. I was like, I feel like
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the graphics in the original one, it felt like more
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satire than it did, like an actual move up. Because
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the first focus Pocus, I was like, oh my god,
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this is okay.
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Maybe I haven't seen it. Yeah, I can't.
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We should watch it. We can follow up. We have
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a few days before Halloween. Okay, what is your thing,
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if any, that you like about Halloween.
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I liked when I was a little kid because obviously
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growing up in Ohio, like we'd get all dressed up
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for Halloween. Like I loved picking the costume and going
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out and trigger treating, and even now I love seeing
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all the like little kid tricker treaters because it's just
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fun for them. For a minute there, when Don was
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trigger treating, I really loved sealing his Halloween candy. Was like,
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you better bring some reces, peanut butter cups, almond Joy's
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Home and ooh, a butterfinger and a twigs.
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I loved those. I don't even know what brand they
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are because they were wrapped in like this wax paper
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that was like orange. Remember it's like peanut butter, like.
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The chewy thing.
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Yeah, like this is the prime candy to put needles
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in because it's unmarked.
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It was like orange and black wrapper.
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But it was so yummy. I loved getting that ship.
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That was a good one. Yeah, okay, so I do
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love seeing the kids in the costumes, and I loved
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trigger treating. I have two things. Do you have a
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favorite Halloween candy? Because we got to talk about candy corn?
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I love it or disgusting?
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I cannot see it grosses me out?
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So what is that?
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I know people like it. Sometimes if I'm making really
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poor decisions, I might grab one to be like maybe
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I'll like it this time, and I don't like it,
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and then my OCD kicks in and I feel like
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I have to each eat each color by itself, like
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just bite the orange and just bite the white or
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yellow or whatever. But I'm not a fan. It's disgusting anyway.
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About you and how you eat candy corn? Like what? Yeah? No,
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not a fan of candy corn. But some people just
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think it's like they they yes, it kept me out.
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I'm like, this is gross.
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I question those people's judgment and taste. Yeah, peanut m
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and ms, those are my go to little ones, like
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a little like I love the crunch and the chocolate.
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I like everything with nuts in it. I'm trying to
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be funny. I really do like a you know, almond
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snickers or something or that Payday those are.
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The oh my god, just basically not in carmel I loved.
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I love those.
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I used to well, I can't really eat nuts because
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they hurt my stomach. But that's why I said. Peanut buttercups,
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Almond Joys, Snickers. But I love butter fingers.
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Oh my god, I love butter fingers.
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Butter fingers. There's a twig.
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Oh good, you know what? I love that. I don't
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know if kids these days really know about, but I
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think they're still around it. Are Chico sticks?
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Have you?
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Do you remember that? Because it kind of tasted like
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a butterfinger in me, but it wasn't dairy because when
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I was little I couldn't have all the candy bars.
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This I just feel like Beyonce Patty. I'm like headitch
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is so.
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Uh huh no, go ahead, so yeah.
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I The thing is, I'm not a sweet sky, but
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candy corn can go fuck itself and you like it.
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I hate candy corn. Philly candy corn.
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Is candy corn candy dot. I don't know why. I
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was just thinking like creamed corn. No, I was thinking
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caramel corn popcorn. Yeah, Like I love that shit. Yeah,
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candy corn sucks. Took Dom to Target yesterday. He's like, Mom,
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I'm so hungry. Like we were running errands and we'd
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done a hard work out and I was like, okay.
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It was like a big target. So we go down
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like the produce aisle and he grabbed like some lunch
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meat and cheese, and then we'd turned the corner and
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there's like this huge stand that has like caramel apple
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corn on it, and he's like, say less, Like didn't
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you just say literally, like one aisle earlier, he had
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just said like I'm being really good. I'm gonna try
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not to like overdo it on my carbs and stuff,
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which I mean, yes he eats carbs. Dom's not restricting,
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but he was trying to be good about like unhealthy carbs.
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He grabbed that bag of caramel corn so fast. The
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first thing he opened in the car was like, can
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you eat the lunch meat first?
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Yeah? I love that shit. When we were kids, we
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would get cracker jacks all the time, and you got
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a little like sticker in it. It was also yeah
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I loved it.
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Yeah, but okay Halloween costume, Well, first of all, because
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you grew up.
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I was gonna say, I have some stories.
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Actually, like did you wear Halloween costumes? Did you get
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to trick or treat?
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Do you want to hear a crazy story?
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Always?
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So when I was really little, I was just to
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answer that question. I trigger treated. But then when I
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was like ten, which is prime trigger treating age, I
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wasn't allowed to trick or treat anymore because it was
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the Devil's Holiday. Soon after that, every holiday was the
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Devil's Holiday, So I was like, well, what what do
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I celebrate?
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And Dad, do I get Christmas presents? Because that's about Jesus.
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I think they were just looking.
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For way out. Yeah.
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I don't blame them, They're like, wait, in spending shit
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on you. Three.
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I then went into a youth group at my church
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and we did something called it was like a haunted
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house to lead people to Jesus. And when I tell you,
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it was the most it was called. We did it
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two years in a row, and it was called Reaper's House,
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like the Grim Reaper, and people lined up around the
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block to go in this thing, okay, because they just
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thought it was a haunted house. We didn't say it
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was actually like with a message to lead people to Jesus.
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And when I tell you, there should be lawsuits about
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we constructed the entrance was this wooden tunnel that you
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had to crawl through and the ground of it was plexiglass,
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and we put live rats in the plexiglass, so people
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had to crawl through to enter hands and knees with
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rats crawling around them in the plexiglass. And this is
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the first year. And then once they enter there in
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Hell and they like see like really scary things and
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lives of people jumping out and people to screaming and
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all this stuff. Oh and by the way, coming it
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should have talked about trigger warnings coming into the place.
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They had the city like construct an accident. There was
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a car on its side, and this cop car who
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was like decided to be in it with us, came
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racing up and a mom jumped out and was screaming
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and came up to her son, who like had passed
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in a car accident. That's what people see while they're
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waiting in line. Then they crawl into Hell. Okay, then
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they come up. And also this was a serial killer's
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wet dream because the place was covered in like black
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trash bag material floor to ceiling. So then they go
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through all these real life experiences, and I was the
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domestic abused child like teenager, so I was in there. Yeah,
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I know, I've never told you. It was so crazy.
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So in my scene, I had a mom and a
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dad and a sister and like we were just doing
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our thing, getting ready for dinner, working on homework, and
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the dad came home and the mom was like, your
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dad's coming home. I remember, you don't want to make
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a mad And then all of a sudden, it was
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this thing and hit me and I slammed up against
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the wall and I fell down, and the mom came
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over and was like, no, not again. And people are
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like crying, and we traumatize them there. Then we take
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them into a hospital with someone dying, like all these cases,
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and then at the end they enter this really pretty
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place with all this pretty fabric, and my youth pouts
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at the time, was like, if you don't want to
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experience all these things, come to Jesus. That's how I
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sent Halloween as a teenager.
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That is the most messed up. Why first of all,
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just leave it as a horror house. And but the
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fact that at the very end you get to the
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pretty place and it's like that's life, or come to Jesus.
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I was like, well, if I come to Jesus, am
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I gonna stop getting beat, because let me tell you
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what I went to, George, I still got beat.
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I'm sorry to laugh, but facts are fact.
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I know.
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I really was when you would people would have to
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like turn away and not look at some of the
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things because because even simulated a school shooting talk about
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trigger warning. At that time, there weren't ever, but it
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was after Columbine and several others had happened. And so
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you walk in and it's a classroom, okay, classes, and
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then they have some shooter come in, and it's like,
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I can't believe we were just willy nilly out here,
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no mental health professionals on us, on standby, no one
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helping these people that we were literally like they were
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going into shock. And they did it two years in
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a row and changed all the scenes slightly. But I
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was the domestic abuse. I really sold that role because
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I got cast again by year two. I didn't even
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need you audition. Baby, they were like, this bitch knows
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how to take a punch. Oh wow, So I'm sorry.
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That was a big story about a Halloween tradition that
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I forgot actually because I have a friend in town
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right now. She was a part of that and we
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were just I'm in issaying, like, oh my god, I
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can't believe we did that.
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I want to know what adult approved this.
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So many adults that's what happens when you grow up
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in a little bit of a cold situation.
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They're like, yeah, let's really like rock their world. Wow. Well,
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my favorite Halloween costume as a kid was when I
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got to dress up as a Madonna. Are trying to
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make sure your pubes are away?
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I'm just looking, this isn't build a bear.
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I was Madonna one year. That was fantastic because she
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was like my idol, and I did like the leather
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jacket and the jean skirt and the makeup, and I
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drew the mole on. I was probably like eight seven
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or eight. I love that. That was a really fun one. Yeah,
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because now every that was when like you still did,
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like really tried for the Halloween costume. And then one
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year my dad's fiance who he did not end up marrying.
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She was really clever though, and she she told us
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how she had went as a mummy one year and
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but like wrapped head to toe like toilet paper to
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really make it look like a mummy. And like me
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and Bobby, I think maybe kaylei too, but maybe not.
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Maybe Kaylee did a different costume. But me and Bobby
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were like yeah that. So she like painted our face
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white and the eyes black. But then we stood there
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for like ever, well like her and my dad like yeah,
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we just had on like jeans and a long sleeve
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shirt because again it's Ohio. But then they wrapped their
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whole bodies and like the toilet paper to look like
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the mummy. And that was like a really good one
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that like strings hanging off and stuff.
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And it stayed, it lasted.
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They had when I tell you, there was multiple roles,
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like we probably should have come home and shut down
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in the bathroom so we could have reused.
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That I was a mummy once. It was recent when
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I was working at pump like a few years ago, okay,
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but I put wide out contacts in so I just
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got everyone's food wrong the whole night because I was
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like I can't see shit, but this is my costume, bitch,
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is what you got for coming to a restaurant and
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West Hollywood on Halloween.
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You get the wrong food. Deal with it, Like, there's
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not a spider in there.
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Too, Exactly, it's Halloween thing.
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They're like, there's a hair. You're like it was a joke, exactly,
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does it's not real?
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Happy Halloween.
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Here's your prize.
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Yeah, my mom, my mom. And also so I wanted
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to be well, I also remember wanting to be a witch,
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and it's because I wanted to wear like, uh dress,
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but I was ass embarrassed to say it. And then
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I was like, oh my god, Merlin's asses in a dress.
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So I was a wizard and I actually loved that costume.
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My mom helped me make it, and like the hat
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was so tall like Merlin's and I had some long
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white beard and felt like a bad bitch with my
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wand was literally just rolled it up.
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Tinfoil Dom told me he wants a dresses a night
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this year, but he wants a real sword and chain metal.
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I was like, no, okay. I was like, well, you
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have a job.
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Sounds like an accident waiting to happened.
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But it was like, where are you going a real sword?
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Not necessarily like a real one, but like an actual
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like long metal or something.
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00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:10.680
And I was like, and he wanted to be in
487
00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:11.920
there like a night outfit.
488
00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:15.000
Yeah. I think he just thought like the whole idea
489
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:17.160
was cool, like he's not going anywhere.
490
00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:17.640
Yeah.
491
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:18.960
Oh god. No.
492
00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:23.079
See now, in my life when it comes to costumes,
493
00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:25.920
minimal effort, I'm a little embarrassed that I had all
494
00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:28.440
of these clothes that I'm wearing in my.
495
00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.079
Curious why you have those shorts?
496
00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:31.640
These well these are Neil shorts.
497
00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:34.759
Okay, that makes some sense, definitely.
498
00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:38.319
And I literally saw him. I was like, hey, can
499
00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:38.880
I borrow those?
500
00:25:39.839 --> 00:25:41.799
And is that shirt from eighty Day?
501
00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:45.039
This shirt is what I wore on the finale of
502
00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:45.559
eighty Day.
503
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:47.880
I was like, I recognize that shirt and I think
504
00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:49.680
I remember us making fun of it then.
505
00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:53.680
No, but I wore it. Okay, it was cool the
506
00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:55.640
last dame of eighty Day. But since you bring it up,
507
00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:57.839
because I think about it every time I wear this shirt.
508
00:25:58.279 --> 00:26:01.279
I wore it in one of our other programs and
509
00:26:01.519 --> 00:26:05.160
someone high up and beach body was like there that
510
00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:07.640
day was like, who would ever put Donald in orange?
511
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:10.039
And I was like, oh, I think I look good
512
00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:10.920
in orange?
513
00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:13.119
Said orange is the new pink.
514
00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:17.039
Yeah, serious, And orange is actually my least favorite color.
515
00:26:17.559 --> 00:26:18.599
It's not a gray color.
516
00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:21.279
I don't look amazing right now.
517
00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:27.039
You look, people are listening. This is an episode you
518
00:26:27.079 --> 00:26:27.599
really need to.
519
00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:31.000
Go watch YouTube. YouTube. Yeah, we'll post a picture too
520
00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:33.359
on Instagram, so make sure you can come see it there.
521
00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:37.279
But yeah, we will. This wig is killing me right now.
522
00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:41.400
I was looking at something from eighty Day a few
523
00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:45.359
days ago, and I was like, you know, those were
524
00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:48.039
not our best outfits. That was.
525
00:26:49.599 --> 00:26:51.119
This did not age well.
526
00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:57.680
No, they didn't like there was no cohesive look or feel.
527
00:26:58.240 --> 00:26:58.640
Yeah.
528
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:01.039
I think because it was eighty days long, we were
529
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:03.720
just trying to make sure we had wardrobe through that
530
00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:04.200
work out.
531
00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:08.279
Yeah, And it was a little like my body has
532
00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:12.000
had a big transformation since then. But also I would
533
00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:15.799
never wear a lot of the things, like the shorts
534
00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:18.319
that I wore then would go like down to my.
535
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:20.720
Knees, I know, And then you had leggings on under oath.
536
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:26.759
It's like, what, I still have so many leggings just
537
00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:28.720
because I have this weird thing about those sit away
538
00:27:28.759 --> 00:27:31.599
I'm like, I don't wear these you need like one pair,
539
00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:33.119
but I should throw them out.
540
00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:36.119
Well, if you look at day one of eighty day
541
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:38.240
all the way to the end, which it was three months, right,
542
00:27:38.359 --> 00:27:41.359
it was thirteen weeks, there was a big style change
543
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:44.279
happening in fitness for women in general. We went from
544
00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:47.519
very low rise to very high rise leggings. It's literally
545
00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:50.799
like my pants in phase one are on my hippo's mate.
546
00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:53.400
I had those things custom made Britney Spirits for how
547
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:56.079
low I liked to wear them. Yeah, it was better
548
00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:58.000
when my abs were a little tighter. But by the
549
00:27:58.079 --> 00:27:59.400
end I sort of got those things were up to
550
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:02.559
my nipples. Was like, what do we do? I was like,
551
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:05.319
I gained like four inches a maverick.
552
00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:09.279
No, it was so loow in the beginning, I was
553
00:28:09.359 --> 00:28:09.799
like to the.
554
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:12.039
Boy where I was like, my crack might be out exactly.
555
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:16.319
I was like, I think I could tug my boots.
556
00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:19.720
Wow. There was like a that's what I was going
557
00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:21.519
to say. Actually, I'm glad you said it because it was.
558
00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:25.480
It was funny because it shifted, like the style was
559
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:26.119
shifting a lot.
560
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:29.839
My waisted pants were coming in style, like the low
561
00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:33.359
rise jeans were going out. My waist was coming in.
562
00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:36.480
I was Superman that year, and I was so excited
563
00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:38.400
because my dress pants that I wore as Clark Kent
564
00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:41.799
I were like so comfortable to wear. After eighty day,
565
00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:43.960
I was like, Yeah, she's a bad bitch on Halloween.
566
00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:48.440
See I got the gays ready, you sure did. Okay,
567
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.640
we did an episode on etiquette, So can we talk
568
00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:52.000
about Halloween etiquette?
569
00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:52.680
Yeah?
570
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:54.640
Well we already said how old is for or how
571
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:56.039
old is too old for trick or treating?
572
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:58.319
If you can drive, you shouldn't trick or treat. I
573
00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:00.640
just I don't know if I gave a definite thing,
574
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.319
but I think if you're a driving age or even
575
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:06.480
like and I'm talking, you can get your tempts. If
576
00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:08.880
you're fifteen and a half, I doin'ly think you're too
577
00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:12.000
old a trick or tweet definitely sixteen, Okay.
578
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:16.480
For costume, Like, let's say you're going to a party,
579
00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:19.119
we already sort of talked about like just out try
580
00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:21.359
like it's usually like how like when you're trying to
581
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:25.079
is there etiquette for like ay, if somebody can't if
582
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:27.440
they don't know what your costume is, your costume sucks.
583
00:29:28.160 --> 00:29:30.920
Or if you're going as a couple. Do you have
584
00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:33.279
to have a couple's costume or can you be one
585
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:35.920
person and your significant another can be a totally different
586
00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:39.559
thing or does it Like that's a good question, a joint.
587
00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:45.880
I like couples. I like group costumes because sometimes that
588
00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:48.400
sometimes your costume doesn't make sense unless you have the
589
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:49.839
other person, Like.
590
00:29:50.039 --> 00:29:52.559
Yeah, you can't pick a you can't pick a costume
591
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:54.839
that requires the other person and not like.
592
00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:57.759
I wouldn't be like if now and I went to
593
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:01.759
a party, I wouldn't be Woody or buzz if he
594
00:30:01.880 --> 00:30:05.200
wasn't Woodier with the other. Or I wouldn't be Mario
595
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:08.440
if he wasn't Luigi or Vice versa or Princess Pete
596
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:14.880
or something, you know what I mean. Like, so, I
597
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:17.240
think couple's costumes are good. You don't have to have them,
598
00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:18.920
but I think they're clever and sometimes they make it
599
00:30:19.000 --> 00:30:22.119
easier because you can collaborate and be like okay. But
600
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:28.759
I think it's also fine to wear something really like
601
00:30:28.839 --> 00:30:31.880
I think it's fine to phone it in, especially if
602
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:35.519
you're funny about it. Like some guy wore a shirt
603
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:38.480
he was like I think he was tender or a
604
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:40.680
dating app and it was like swipe left or right
605
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.079
or something like. I think that's fine or you know,
606
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:47.920
clever exactly. I think you can find clever things where
607
00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:51.839
you're participating without having to like hire a seamstress and
608
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:54.599
you source fabric from you know.
609
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:56.680
I just thought of one. When I was in college.
610
00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:01.119
One of my guy friends and his friend they this
611
00:31:01.160 --> 00:31:07.680
is so gross, it was clever. They went as tampons.
612
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:09.039
Oh my god.
613
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:12.920
So they got all white sweatsuits and they put on
614
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:16.200
a swim cap with like a rope out of the top,
615
00:31:16.359 --> 00:31:18.799
and they wrote the word in blue tampas on them.
616
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:20.200
Oh wow.
617
00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:24.880
Like they didn't put like blood or anything out. Ok no, no, no,
618
00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:26.960
it wasn't like a used thing.
619
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:33.079
But I was like, oh my god, did think of
620
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:35.200
the pickup lines they would have used?
621
00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:38.200
So it was like, you know, they're just I think
622
00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:42.319
that kind of stuff is cute, being college boys being funny.
623
00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:45.279
I went to a Halloween event one time and a
624
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:47.559
bunch of these guys and they were like it was
625
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:52.359
the most Like they had their bodies airbrush painted, and
626
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:57.000
they had amazing bodies, but they were all cereal. Like
627
00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:58.880
one was like the tiger.
628
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:02.279
Was he painted like the tiger? Or was it like
629
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:05.160
was he painted like the tiger from Frosted Flakes or
630
00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:07.200
like the box from Frosted Flakes, But.
631
00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:09.799
They all had the box of what they were painted by. Okay,
632
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:12.799
and it was the brand, clearly the brand. I don't
633
00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:14.960
remember exactly how it was done, but it had like
634
00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:16.319
the logo on the chest.
635
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:17.880
But I don't want to know who was too, can
636
00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:20.839
Sam and.
637
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:29.519
I found out? I just kidding. Oh that's good, So
638
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:31.640
that was that was like a cool idea.
639
00:32:32.440 --> 00:32:34.599
But I really don't I missed the mark. We should
640
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:36.400
have got air brushed and just sat here.
641
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:39.680
I think we knew. I think I think we hit
642
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:43.400
the bull's eye. And these costumes are the most iconic
643
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:46.960
costumes you've seen. I don't know, but you're doing.
644
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:51.359
We just tell you guys. Fun fact. We were not
645
00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.039
into the costume part of this episode.
646
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:56.640
It was a meltdown in my mind.
647
00:32:57.240 --> 00:32:59.720
I was like, it wasn't a meltdown in his mind.
648
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:06.440
It was a meltdown at me, very clearly. Yeah, outside
649
00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:14.720
the costume store, he was so over it. Seriously, I
650
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:15.880
was like, I don't know what to do with this
651
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:18.920
side of Donald. I don't really see this side because.
652
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:22.240
I was puffing a THHC vape and drinking a beer.
653
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:23.799
I was like, I just need to escape out of
654
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:24.559
this situation.
655
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:26.039
Are you?
656
00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:26.839
Are you.
657
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:32.799
Trying to decide what the frig to be to sit here?
658
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:35.359
Yeah, but this was your idea. I have to give
659
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:37.599
you props. And I actually loved this idea.
660
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:38.400
It was fun.
661
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:38.920
Yeah.
662
00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:41.759
I do feel like Richard Simmons May he rest in
663
00:33:41.799 --> 00:33:49.359
peace is an easier identified costume than Jane Fonda, especially
664
00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.920
because like I really couldn't find exactly Like I was
665
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:54.880
trying to find some of her iconic covers, h huh,
666
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:58.200
and they just don't make the leotards like they used
667
00:33:58.200 --> 00:33:59.400
to and stuff. So I was like I really had
668
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:02.880
a piecemeal together. And then the one leotard I ordered
669
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:06.160
freaking overnight. I'm not gonna call out the brand, but
670
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:09.280
this was like not a this wasn't a Halloween costume.
671
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:12.480
This was like I really searched and it still hasn't come.
672
00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:13.280
It's been a week.
673
00:34:13.559 --> 00:34:14.440
That's so annoying.
674
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:17.880
Yeah, I was like, let me dig out what do
675
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:18.199
I have?
676
00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:19.880
My favorite is the wig?
677
00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:24.440
This wig is I actually tried to put the headband
678
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:27.440
on with it, and I was like, oh no, that
679
00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:34.280
wasn't it funny. Yeah, but Halloween is here. Yes, I'm
680
00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:37.719
glad it's almost over. Do we have any other etiquette
681
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:46.440
things for Halloween? Let's see, Oh, let's talk Okay, pumpkin spice.
682
00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:49.679
We have tried to talk about pumpkin spice.
683
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:52.400
Oh yeah, every episode got deleted, So I guess now
684
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:53.000
is the time.
685
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:55.159
I feel like it could be a curse.
686
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:55.920
Like I feel like.
687
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:03.119
This shit's gonna go slacked ways pumpkin spice.
688
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:03.880
Is it.
689
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:07.639
Pumpkin spice and everything nice? Or are we just over
690
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:11.079
pumpkin spice in general? And you know, just a basic girl,
691
00:35:11.320 --> 00:35:12.119
basic bitch.
692
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:14.920
I'm so over, except for I saw a mix for
693
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:17.280
a pumpkin spice espresso martini the other day and I
694
00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:19.800
was like, bitch, don't tenp me with a good time.
695
00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:23.440
So a big pumpkin spice.
696
00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:31.320
Person, pumpkin spice espresso martini, Yeah, I feel like but yeah,
697
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:33.360
I feel like one of those would be like.
698
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:38.199
For sure, Well I think that about espresso martinis when
699
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:40.199
people have like four of them. First of all, they
700
00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:45.400
coat your mouth, yeah, And secondly you're chugging an upper
701
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:50.960
and a downer like you want to die. Yeah, I
702
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:53.119
do one to tempt fate but if you start doing
703
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:59.400
more than one espresso martini, you're you're braver than I am.
704
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:01.199
I don't know if I've been to have the coffee
705
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:03.360
shits at night with the liquor shits in the morning.
706
00:36:03.199 --> 00:36:08.440
But either way you have the ships perfect.
707
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:10.079
But yeah, pumpkin spice.
708
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:12.039
Do you like pumpkin spice?
709
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:16.519
I'm I'm I don't like to. I don't like pumpkin
710
00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:17.400
spice lattes.
711
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:20.920
We established that when we tried them, yeah, and we
712
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:22.480
were like, oh, this doesn't even hit.
713
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:27.679
Yeah, but I do like pumpkin bread, or like pumpkin loaf.
714
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.519
Oh, a pumpkin muffin with cream, cheese, frosty.
715
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:33.159
Yeah, I love that kind of shit. Pumpkin pie. It
716
00:36:33.239 --> 00:36:34.239
is delicious.
717
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:35.840
It's gotta be made real though.
718
00:36:36.280 --> 00:36:36.840
Yeah.
719
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:39.280
I don't like the fake stuff me either. I think
720
00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:41.079
that's part of it. It's, you know, everybody's like cold
721
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:42.840
and blue season, and it's like, oh, it's really just
722
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.440
sugar season right now, like and every but everything is
723
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:48.079
disguised is it's pumpkin spice. I'm like, they're gonna lick
724
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:49.280
a pumpkin in any of this shit?
725
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.719
I know, well when we tried so we filmed a pumpkin.
726
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.880
The episode before where we taste tested these pumpkin spice
727
00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:59.639
lattes and it was not it didn't even give pumpkin.
728
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:01.920
I was like, this is just very sweet.
729
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:05.360
Yeah aggressively, I told you. It was sitting on my counter,
730
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:08.559
the one from Starbucks. Like, so I brought them inside
731
00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:09.880
and I did. I just didn't pour them down the
732
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:12.480
drain whatever because but the next morning I went to
733
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:15.440
dump them out and I opened it and I was like, oh,
734
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:19.639
this is so gross. It was like an orange like
735
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:24.599
the color of your outfit, orange film on top and
736
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:27.039
then all the coffee under it but like thick. And
737
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:31.400
I was like, yeah, oh yeah that No, we shouldn't
738
00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:31.920
be drinking that.
739
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:35.440
I really will. I will say like if I get
740
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.960
something like that, I always ask for at least half
741
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:41.920
because they add those pumps. Yeah, I'm always like yeah,
742
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:44.159
and that'll do it. I mean, that's still plenty. You
743
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:44.880
can taste it.
744
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:47.559
I just saw that wig all over it on your head.
745
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:54.159
Pumpkin spice are chai, which one chai him same chai.
746
00:37:54.679 --> 00:37:57.920
I love it. I love Chai. I like spiced things. Yeah,
747
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:01.760
I think pumpkin spice drinks are just so sweet, even
748
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:06.079
pumpkin pie spice I like added to things. It's because
749
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:07.960
I like that kind of flavor. And I think that's
750
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:10.000
the thing I like about chai. You can taste, even
751
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:13.400
though it's also sweet, you can taste like the spiciness
752
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:15.400
of it. And I think that's what I miss.
753
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:19.320
Yes, the glove and the ginger, and yes, you're getting
754
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:24.440
those different flavors that are really good. I like chai better,
755
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:28.000
but I love me some pumpkin pie. We are going
756
00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:30.119
into We're in fall, like not going into it, but
757
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:33.920
we're going into now Thanksgiving, yeah, which I'm actually so excited,
758
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:37.840
like like like yes, because I want to get into
759
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.280
talking about all the things. What are we thankful for?
760
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:43.639
What are traditions? When do we decorate for the holidays?
761
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:46.360
Like all that stuff. I'm ready for. How much does
762
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:50.079
your family torture you? I signed up for a lot
763
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:51.039
in November, by.
764
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:53.320
The way, Oh you signed up for a lot?
765
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:59.199
Yeah, Like November is about to be real chaos? Really? Yeah?
766
00:38:59.239 --> 00:38:59.719
What is?
767
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:00.039
It?
768
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:03.360
Just affect me a little. We're gonna have to really
769
00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:04.719
figure out some filming episodes.
770
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:08.039
Well, all right, I have an idea. Let's play a game.
771
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:09.000
Okay, I love a game.
772
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:11.639
I made it up on the spot. So the rules
773
00:39:11.639 --> 00:39:14.480
are easy. It's called trick or treat, and if you
774
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.440
like something, then it's a treat. But if that thing
775
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:19.280
is not for you, that bitch is a trick. You
776
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:19.840
know what I mean.
777
00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:22.079
So you mean like those.
778
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:26.599
Kim Kardashian pub like the Kim Kardashian Pube under band,
779
00:39:26.639 --> 00:39:34.159
those are a trick, trick, a hairy trick legit. You know,
780
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:35.920
if we want to do something with these wigs, we
781
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:39.079
could repurpose them. She gets the old underwear and real
782
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:43.559
quick it need a little make a little money. That's right. Okay,
783
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:49.679
hated houses, Oh trick, that's a treat for me. Scar
784
00:39:51.280 --> 00:40:01.039
being scared. Well okay, apple bobbing ah strieked.
785
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:03.719
As long as I don't have a facehole makeup.
786
00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:06.440
I trick. All that is is a bunch of fucking
787
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:09.840
slobbery in a bucket. When I see everyone's heads in there,
788
00:40:09.880 --> 00:40:12.079
I'm like, this is disgusting.
789
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:14.440
Well yeah, if I'm bobbing with a bunch of adults,
790
00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:16.360
I trust them a little bit more than kids. But
791
00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:17.960
if you got kids in there, no.
792
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:20.960
I don't trust nobody. Their nose is in it, their eyeballs,
793
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:23.960
that's how you get there are people like, how do
794
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:28.880
you get pink eye on your cheek? I was apple bobbing. Oh,
795
00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:33.199
it's definitely horror movies. Nope, trick treat for me.
796
00:40:33.239 --> 00:40:34.280
I love the hate them.
797
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:37.639
You know, they just scare the fuck out of you.
798
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.239
Really like being scared. I mean that's just everyday life
799
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:41.719
for me. I just don't need added to it.
800
00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:44.559
Right, Sexy costumes.
801
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:47.440
Depends on who's wearing it. It could be a treat, obviously,
802
00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:50.679
it's a treat for the West Hollywood, for gay pride.
803
00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:53.719
I didn't realize this was hanging out my ass. It's
804
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:56.639
the air from my wig that I just anyway, I
805
00:40:56.719 --> 00:41:02.000
swear your wig. All this bush conversation made me lose
806
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:07.880
my place. Corn maze is trick. I kind of feel
807
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.159
like a trick too, because I want them to be
808
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:10.360
a haunted corn maze.
809
00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:12.480
I don't want anything to do with being in a mazed.
810
00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:14.079
It's a corn and I can't find my way out.
811
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:14.800
How do you get out?
812
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.719
See? When I was a kid, back in my day,
813
00:41:18.199 --> 00:41:20.360
my aunt had a big cornfield behind her house and
814
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.880
we would go just explore the cornfield. And the only
815
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:25.079
rule was we had to have this big stick with
816
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:30.159
like a flag on it, raise like scream for help.
817
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:30.840
It makes sense.
818
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:33.840
It's great. I would never let my children like the
819
00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:35.480
go get lost in the cornfield.
820
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:36.360
Probably loved it.
821
00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:41.239
It was literally like trick for you for the adults exactly.
822
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:51.360
Pumpkin carving, it's probably a trick for me. I was
823
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.159
going to say, yeah, I think for.
824
00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:55.400
Some people to treat, but if you're not really artistic,
825
00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:58.719
like I'm not, then you're just probably gonna cut your hand,
826
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:01.079
your pumpkins all look rediculous.
827
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:04.360
The whole thing. Yeah, it ends up like I was
828
00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:06.679
gonna say, it's a treat because I love an activity,
829
00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.239
but it's a trick because I fucking suck at it.
830
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:12.199
I like activities that I'm good at. Ghost Stories.
831
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:15.360
I do like ghost stories, but can we tell them
832
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:16.760
a little earlier in the day so I have time
833
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:17.400
to like let it go?
834
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:21.000
Yeah, watch something happy. That is, after I watched like
835
00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:24.079
a very scary, messed up thing on TV, I have
836
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:31.480
to like watch a pretty nice cartoon. Watching hocus Pocus again.
837
00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:37.639
A treat always always, Yeah, fake spider web decor, oh, trick.
838
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:41.119
Trick, especially when we have the real thing studio.
839
00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:44.920
It's just still all sticky and like, yeah, all over
840
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:45.920
the place, and it's there.
841
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:47.719
If you ever notice, you go to a restaurant and
842
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:50.360
it'll be literally like March and they still have leftover
843
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:53.280
spider web decorations.
844
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:54.599
Like from probably not left exactly.
845
00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:57.760
I'm like, yeah, I see, you don't clean every nook
846
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:02.480
and cranny. Yeah. Trigger treating as an adult. We touched
847
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:02.840
on that.
848
00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:06.519
No, trigger treating is an adult, not unless you got
849
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:07.480
a little kid with you.
850
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:08.400
Yeah.
851
00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:09.679
Otherwise, No, it's trick.
852
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:14.039
Yeah, that's like like trick, Like this might be a criminal.
853
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:16.280
Call the police, Like if you're an adult going up
854
00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:20.599
to people's houses asking for candy. Yeah, that's that's crazy.
855
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:25.960
Halloween parties on a weekday. Oh that's just rude. Yeah
856
00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:26.559
that's a trick.
857
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:31.800
Yeah, like how are you dressed up for us? Whatever?
858
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:32.440
Yeah?
859
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.000
Right, but for most people, but for most people, that's terrible.
860
00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:45.440
Yeah, that's a no doing a seance, No.
861
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:48.280
That's trick. No, we're not opening those portals.
862
00:43:48.360 --> 00:43:50.400
Oh my god. I know that's what I should say,
863
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:52.400
but to me, it feels like a treat. I've been there.
864
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:55.199
Literally The other day was like with some friends and
865
00:43:55.239 --> 00:43:57.079
I was like, Chatgypt, can you tell us how to
866
00:43:57.119 --> 00:43:59.840
do a seance and she was like, say you did,
867
00:43:59.840 --> 00:44:03.960
I'm I'm not opening those portals. Yeah, she was like,
868
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.599
I may I we don't mess with demons. No, she
869
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.159
didn't say that, but she did. She was like, I can't.
870
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:11.199
She said, I can walk you through a really nice
871
00:44:11.239 --> 00:44:14.599
ceremony to appreciate past experience, and I was like, no,
872
00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:18.440
I want to summon the dead real life haunted places,
873
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:21.920
like a tour of a real haunted Okay.
874
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.159
It's sort of a treat, Like I remember, Okay, I
875
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:28.360
remember growing up, Like there was one place my mom lived,
876
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:34.079
I think it was Virginia, and like parts of the
877
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:37.119
town were haunted. There was this giant castle like house
878
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:38.840
thing that was haunted that you could take a tour of.
879
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:41.880
M but also the general store, which was still very
880
00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:43.960
much general store that you could go in, like people
881
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:46.880
all the time would hear noises and things would randomly
882
00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:49.360
fall off the shelf and we would go in there,
883
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.280
but it was always like something going to happen, Like,
884
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:54.360
so there's a part of me that was always like
885
00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:57.960
curious about it, I think because I have curiosity about
886
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:04.280
the other side. Yeah, yes, I just don't want evil
887
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.320
you want to attach to you don't want it to
888
00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:07.000
attach to me.
889
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:11.320
Well, I've been obsessed with watching old videos. I mentioned it,
890
00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:15.639
I think on last week's episode from Oh What's Her Name? Brown?
891
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:18.239
Sylvia Brown, who was the medium who went on the
892
00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:22.079
Mantel Williams show back in the nineties, and she said
893
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:24.920
something on the video I saw, which she has been
894
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:27.760
so many of what she said has been disproven, but
895
00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:30.320
she said, you know, sometimes you think it's a ghost haunting,
896
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:34.400
and it's actually just an energetic imprint, and so like
897
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:39.639
with antique furniture, there can be a darkness to it.
898
00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:42.159
That's not a ghost, it's not a spirit, it's not
899
00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:46.199
an it's just an energy that's imprinted there. I was like,
900
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:50.559
you energing yourself. She said, So if you were ever
901
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:53.400
antique shopping and it just doesn't feel right, don't question it,
902
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:54.039
don't buy it.
903
00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:55.559
I was like, okay, okay, I like it.
904
00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:02.039
Sylvia watching true true Crime? I'm the question is watching
905
00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:03.440
true crime in October?
906
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:07.320
I actually find I like watching true I Love Again.
907
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:09.920
Not at night night, like, not too late. I need
908
00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:13.519
time to watch something else. There's a new documentary that
909
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:15.719
just popped up on Netflix. I saw it last night.
910
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:19.960
I think it's called like the perfect Neighbors been good.
911
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:24.760
It is actually so just to I'm not going to
912
00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:28.239
give any spoilers, but I will say and it says
913
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:32.199
in the beginning, almost the whole thing is live police
914
00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:36.880
body cam footage. And there is a specific scene that
915
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:41.719
was actually very difficult really to watch. It's not gory,
916
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:44.199
but knowing that it's not a reenactment and it's a
917
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:47.480
real thing that's happening in real time, I was like,
918
00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:50.920
oh my god, So I definitely you should watch it.
919
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:52.400
I definitely like that's on my lib.
920
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:54.639
It's not it's not one that'll leave you scared, but
921
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:58.519
it is one that takes you on a bit of
922
00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:00.599
an emotional coaster.
923
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.559
Yeah, because I was just watching the previews and I'm like,
924
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:04.760
I'm not really sure where this is going. I get it,
925
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:08.360
the woman's annoyed at everything from the neighbors and calls
926
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:11.880
the police like literally if a kid laughs. Yeah, But
927
00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:14.480
then I was like, this has to be going somewhere
928
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:15.719
not good.
929
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:18.599
Yeah, I watched it. I love those kinds of things.
930
00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:25.559
So for me, it's a tree, yes, but who and
931
00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:27.440
so the last one, and I think we talked a
932
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:34.239
little bit about this, but decorating before October first. No, No,
933
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:38.679
Like if you're decorating for Halloween in September, no, I
934
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:40.960
don't think you should be decorating for fall in September.
935
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:43.920
I know some people like put their pumpkins out in September.
936
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:44.880
The first day of falls.
937
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:47.440
What September twenty second or the twenty third if you're
938
00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:49.280
in a leap year, So yes, the first day of
939
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:53.119
fall is not until technically the end of September. But
940
00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:58.440
I break this rule a little bit with Christmas because
941
00:47:58.480 --> 00:48:00.679
if you're if you're a thirty day rule person, which
942
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:03.440
in general I am, Like I was at Target yesterday
943
00:48:03.719 --> 00:48:07.159
and all this Christmas stuff was out and I was like, mother, like,
944
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:12.800
we're not there, Like Halloween hasn't even come. Like I
945
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:16.199
remember when I was a kid, nothing turned to Christmas
946
00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:19.119
until the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah, and that made it
947
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:22.880
super fun and you still had five weeks, which is
948
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:26.920
more than enough. Yeah, Christmas in my life. Yeah, but
949
00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:29.119
the fact that it's out in October is just annoying.
950
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:33.719
But like I said to Kent yesterday, I was like, Hey,
951
00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:35.679
do we have the guy schedule to put the Christmas
952
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:37.559
lights on the house? And He's like, no, do want
953
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:38.800
me call me and do it, and I was like, yeah,
954
00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:42.320
but the guy books up so fast. I tend to
955
00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:44.559
let him come the first week of November and put
956
00:48:44.559 --> 00:48:47.400
them up. I don't turn them on, but they're up
957
00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:49.360
so that when I am ready to throw that switch,
958
00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:52.599
I can. And I usually start doing it around the
959
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:53.920
second or third week of November.
960
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:55.719
Yeah.
961
00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:58.519
Last year, I was super in the holiday spirit and
962
00:48:58.559 --> 00:49:03.000
I decorated my house really early. But I realized that
963
00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:06.079
that was a mistake because literally by Christmas Day I
964
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:08.519
was so over it. Yeah, and Dom, I think I
965
00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:11.360
told you, Dom went down to San Diego for Christmas
966
00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:15.599
that like we had already eat done presence Santa could
967
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:17.559
leave it. I had one little spot where Santa could
968
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:19.880
leave things, but other than that, I clean that whole
969
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.000
house up. On Christmas Day, I said goodbye.
970
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:27.400
Yeah, I feel that too, And you know, decorating, I
971
00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:29.800
feel like, I mean, this is a harsh judgment, so
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I just want to I know that before I say it.
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But you must not really like your house if you're
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decorating seasonally so or for holidays so early, or you're
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just obsessed with the holidays.
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I think it's not that they don't like their house.
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I think they like their house. I think it's really
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I think it's more that they really love the holidays
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and want to get into it and like want to
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feel that like you just get that like sort of
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emotional warmth. Probably. Yeah, so I think people really like
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getting into it. But man, like I said, I just
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the holidays are. There's one in October, there's one in November,
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there's kind of one in December. It's like a day
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and a half long. Yeah, Like, I just don't it's
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so much.
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Yeah.
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Oh well I guess no. Well, we're wrapping it up
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because our camera just died.
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Well, guys, I hope that you enjoyed while we just
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reminisced and talked a little bit about some of our
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Halloween likes, dislikes, tricks, treats, and discussed our iconic costumes.
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Thank you for joining me, Richard.
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Yeah, oh anytime, Jane, Yes, all right. If you want
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to see how we looked. If you're listening to this,
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watch our podcast on YouTube and check us out on Instagram.
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us photos of your Halloween costumes are weighing on any
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of the things we talked about today. Email us at
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Everything's Perfect Podcast at gmail dot com, and we will
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see you guys next week where we can get into
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all things holidays and maybe some conspiracy theories a I
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and see you next time.