Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

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"Tezzeret is such a strange boy. He's always making little knick knacks that never seem to do more than self distruct." We made a four color golem that's a sweeper on a stick. This week's mechanic is: Pack tactics — Whenever CARDNAME attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or…

"Pus-Axe be the one. Never forget my name. NEVER FORGET!" We made a 4 color troll that's a bit stinky, but likes high profile friends. This week's mechanic is: convoke: (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for or one mana of that creatu…

"The berserker legions of Kalimdor are unstoppable. They swarm. They rampage. And when they finally seemed pushed back, very ice comes to their aid." We made a mono blue stax-y wall. Prepare to piss your friends off. This week's mechanic: Enrage: Whenever this creature is dealt damage...

"The ritual is almost complete! Just a few more things are needed. Eye of newt, snake skin, and just some of my own blood. There...wait...was that wro... ..." -Unknown With Duskmourn on the horizion, we dimir demon illusion who's bringing some serious value to your board. This week mechanic: Su…

"Our experiements have yielded some...interesting results. She seemed useless, until she ate. We may be able to bolster our ranks faster than anticipated." We made a simic ooze who loves to eat. This week's mechanic is: Incubate: Incubate N (Create an Incubator token with N +1/+1 counters on …

"Why are all the recovered machines missing parts? All of them. Each one has a weapon system that's been removed. This is most troubling..." We made a Dimir germ that makes his own weapons. This week's mechanic: Liveing Weapon: Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a …

"Kridvod is never lonely. He has alllll his magical friends with him." We made a mono red goblin that loves enchantments. This week's mechanic: conspire: (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a …

"The ground quakes. Thrumb has awakened. Your end is nigh." We made a Dune-brood elemental that will probably get banned in your play group because they clearly hate fun. This week's mechanic: converge: Converge — ... for each color of mana spent to cast it.

"The sands of time stop for no one. For some, we can excelerate the movement." We made a bant centaur who's dashing friends onto the battlefield. This week's mechanic: Dash: [cost] (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to it…