High There!

✓

Påstand

Sitting Comedy > Stand Up Comedy... Does anyone use Twitter besides Trump?... National Fajita Day... The Mystic Rectangle... Defenestration... Do horse hooves smell like human scalp?... Your HIGHness... My girl Lauren M.... I'm a genius... Overcome those obstacles, bitches.

Stoned podcast = Deep... Life is not fair, bitch... I am a cat when I am high... HIGH-kus... Shout out: Richard!... Don't fucking tell me to smile!... How do you pee, sis?... The key to happiness... YaAaAaAaAassssss... Speak now, or forever hold your sobriety... Comfortable should be sexy... Aborti…

The Mystic Rectangle... Covering my tits with two Cheez-its... Eating straight onions... Nicolas Cage = Asshole... High pothead priorities... Therapists counsel you, friends console you... Y'all are my Lovely Listeners... No Ranch?? 'Call the coast guard!!"... When they don't know H-Mart... I love …

I'm talking to myself... *BURP*... Let's not be a nagging wife... Comedic silence... The origin of dance... "Sup" *Flicks head back*... Pursuit of happiness = Marijuana... Water bartender... "The good Lord blessed him with Special Needs"... Make him clean his ears!!... Why won't my cat make me dinn…

Baptized in the marijuana waters... Go look for Melissa!?... Create your own Ice Cream Sammich!... Air fryers = Worth!... Popcorn had no calories... Mother of God = Extra Virgin (Olive Oil)... Glamel-Toe rears its ugly/beautiful head... Pusçois... Sit on his face!!... Boobs...

Getting faded... Narcissists... When your man sets his boundaries... Crazy bitches... Talking shit about your exes... Straws and lip crow's feet... Popcorn seasonings = game changer... Women should date Jewish men... Creepy voodoo shit... Henry is a neanderthal!

Not donating to children's hospitals... Cat Lady logic... Blanched Potatoes... Never chewing gum... Feeding chips to carb-loving cats... Men who smell like beef > Women who smell like beef... And of course, the GLAMEL-TOE!!

The moment we decided to create a high podcast. (This was supposed to be practice, but here we are, and here we go!)