Character Demo

“Oh, er, what, what is, what is that?” “He was not meant to be here”. “Welcome friends to another jaunty trip”. “Is he talkin’ to me? Who’s, who’s he talkin’ to?” “Alright mate, get out of my face”. “For God’s sake”. “Your name is…?” “Officer! Davey Maybury from the Examiner, what’s the comment?” “Listen, we’re not going to get in to speculation about what I’m doin’, right?” “We are the Meemong, we live on your face”. “It produces a complete inability to differentiate reality from fa-”. “I am Tomathy Wilson”. “Delighted to meet you old boy”. “(Coughs)… Think I’ll water me Buddleias”. “Shut up! You are hurting my eyes and ears”. “I am sorry, i-it’s just that I’ve-”. “Oh my… this IS a classic”. “This is Imogen Telch, well we have been preparing for this day for quite some-”. “My problem is, em, g-girls”. “Aaow my ankle oooh-I think I’ve broken it”. “Excuse me Herr Murphyarty?” “I’m full of the beans tonight”. “Jigger it, you gotta jigger the fishin’ line!” “The water is never too cold to stick your-”. “Sittin’ there yeah, ha-having a beer”. “That’s brand new, get your hands off it”. “In fact once he’s got himself into that, he doesn’t know how to get himself out of that”. “I am quite the curious fellow I ca-”. “I will destroy y-”. “Uh oh, I’m confused”. “There are so many ha-wonderful, aha I think, ahahaha!”