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Why do the top 3 biracial rappers all have white mommas? Comedian Talent Harris pulls up to answer this question. We also discuss the best way to lie to our future kids in the age of endless information.IG: @talentharrisIG: @shutupsimonpod Twitter: @simonuforrealWatch this episode on Youtube.

DID YOU MISS ME???? It's been a while. R.I.P Paul Mooney. His conviction to not just his truth but the truth is the reason he is so respected and coveted. While I was gone I celebrated my two-year stand-up anniversary.  I thought I would've been touring the world playing blues harmonica b…

One time I got mistaken for Pharrell & Bruno Mars in the same day. Okay, maybe not "mistaken for," but I was told I looked like them. They don't even look alike. I thought I was special, but really, I just fit the short light skin, archetype. But that's cool too, both them f…

What if somebody told you that they could give you everything you ever wanted? They promised you, that over the course of your lifetime, all of your wildest dreams can come true. All you had to do was shake their hand and maybe work a little harder but that's about it. You agree, and when you …

A whole lot of jokes this week, with a pinch of life-altering information. I pulled up on @mattmiggz this week to see what's taking him so long with the best album the world has ever seen. We also revisit the most offensive names from Flavor of Love, & Ray-J's show where he was lookin…

"If you can remember how you got where you are now, you can figure out the rest." - SimeezyBruh, I could really start a business making fortune cookies for cajun seafood restaurants. People who enjoy sauteed clam strips appreciate a good anecdote. In this week's episode, I go into th…

My homie @edwards_eli pulls up to give Simon the skinny on how to be Tik Tok famous so I can move to California and live in a lukewarm hot tub. Also, if she asks you to take your shoes off, you already know what's up. Big thanks to @edwards_eliIG:@shutupsimonpodTwitter:simonuforrealWatch us on…

You mad at Michael Jordan, or you mad at basketball?Also, if you ain't from Atlanta, shut yo' a$$ up. IG: @shutupsimonpodTwitter: @simonuforrealWatch on Youtubehttps://youtu.be/DaqjpQ1knsQhttps://open.spotify.com/show/4bilt5MYhEHNqTxzYSD0R7https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shut-up-sim…

This week I give a lesson in cooperation. The first lesson, if you have something to say, that is more than obvious, don't say it. The second lesson, if you have something to say that isn't that obvious, don't say it, yet. IG: @shutupsimonpodTwitter: simonuforrealWatch us on Youtube.