Revisiting WCW Thunder 1999 Kevin Nash Does Commentary on Last Night as Booker, The Total Package Buff Bagwell Feud

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The boys. Welcome to the Deadline
podcast episode in fifty two. Yeah,
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now, boys, I thought I
would bring this up because two interd shitty
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two is a special number personally to
me because I'm from the two five two
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let me go address and so security, and I already sent it to ubasoft
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to play X Defiance. So if
you need to find it, contact China.
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Well you also send it to China
to buy a game boy. I
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also, don't you say it's a
game boy? Don't you say that more
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than a game boy? Oh yeah, Tony, you're the only one that
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has your information security. Got it
right here? It's okay, I use
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TikTok so Tony, hold on,
let me grab one. I gotta do
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this. Hold on, are you
flipping it out? You gotta clap it
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a little clap, Come on with
it. Today we are talking about WCW
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Thunder October fourteenth, nineteen ninety nine. Yes, Kevin ash is on commentary
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for this episode of Thunder, and
it is the worst show ever. Like
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we've said that a lot. But
if you were trying to promote a wrestling
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show and you want people to tune
into it, I don't know how this
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is the show you came up with. Yeah, it's a it's one of
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I had this weird feeling about it
because I had like a nostalgic kick.
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And we can talk about it later, but like, just like, uh,
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you know, how like you put
sports on in the background when you're
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doing other shit. That's what Yeah, Like Thunder was like that for me
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at home growing up. It's like, okay, so I got Thunder in
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the back. It's just like wrestling
matches are in the background. This show
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did not exist to me as a
kid. Yeah, Thunder, And I'm
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I legit didn't even know it existed. I'm not kidding. I think I
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definitely knew it was on, but
for some reason, I always like thought
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it was on the same day as
SmackDown, and I just always missed it
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because it was always I think it's
on Wednesdays, and it was on Wednesdays.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
the same thing as Saturday Night for
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WCW. None of these shows existed
to me. Saturday Night never existed.
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I never saw one episode of that. It felt like a fucking Saturday Night
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show if you watch them back now, because it's just had a bunch of
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bullshit, but it is possibly one
of the best things I've ever seen Kevin
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Nash do as a performer. Yeah, I mean this is like gonna be
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top five, top ten Kevin Nash
related things. It's unbelievable. Man to
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the show. Oh my god,
that's like you put putting those pieces together
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is insane. Before we get into
that, we have Deadlock updates here.
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Watch this on the Patreon. That
is our weekly curated by the Boys watch
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along with a wrestling match, got
a show wrestling match, and this week
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it is Dean Malinko versus the Ultimate
Dragon WCW Clash of the Champions and that
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match took place on the same calendar
as the other match that they had.
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What the is that supposed to mean? Johnny explained it, but you did
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not explain it before. Find it. That is from Clash of the Champions
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and uh yes, this spawns from
the nitro that we were reviewed where they
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had a match and then Juice and
Lager couldn't make it the last Show the
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Champions because his visa got fucked up, so they just put Dean Malinko in
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the match again. Sweet match,
And that's in the final dollar tier on
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our Patreon is right there. It
is it's a very fun match. Dean
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Malinko is the calendar man. Retro
sync up on the Patreon dot vid put
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together a new one here it is
the Chuck and Billy Wedding Billy and Oh
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Chuck and here yes, the billion
Chuck Wedding, which that feels like a
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century ago. Now that's insane how
many shows we have done. But yeah,
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retro six are always quality stuff.
That's on the ten dollars tier on
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our Patreon. There's like almost seventy
retro Sincs up there. Now we patched
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past two hundred episodes to watch this
and SGH number fifty is coming up here
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soon. James and SGH number fifty
Survivor Series two thousand and three. Now,
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a lot of mistakes were made,
and this is one of them.
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I think there was a point while
we were watching the show, I said,
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did anyone on the comments that suggested
this, like, did they list?
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Why? Why? I want to
know. There was a lot of
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suggestions for this, like a lot
and like and they were and they were
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upvoted too. Yeah, I don't
know why that was, but you know
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what, we we got to give
the people what they want. Maybe not
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next month, We'll just give them
what we want. But regardless, it's
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it's great stuff. Please make sure
to watch. That should be up soon
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here, It'll be up before the
end of the month. There's one point
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I believe in the middle of the
show where Tony has a complete breakdown.
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He goes like he has it's a
manic episode that he has within to spend
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like four minutes. It's unbelievably.
I don't know if Tony remembers it.
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He asked me something. I said, I don't even know what's going on.
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Then it was the Stone could part. Okay, we did that,
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and then we played like seven hours
of Killer Clowns. So like that whole
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night is like a blur. Yeah, it's a big blur. That's been
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every night this week. We're locked
in. Speaking of locked in DPW Deadloine
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Pro Wrestling Company that we run DPW
Live. Was this, I guess two
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weeks ago by the time this comes
out, right, is that right or
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right? That is correct? Whatever
the case, it was awesome. It
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is up on the DPW on demand
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top service that has all of the
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It's like Netflix, but for DPW
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dollars stipend, yes man, and
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DPW can't exist unless you support DEPW
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those that do. And yeah,
I mean every month, this only becomes
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more and more valuable because we're doing
more and more shows. I mean,
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we're doing we got we got a
double shot coming up here James July sixth,
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July seventh in Raleigh, two nights
back to back DPW Live seven on
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the sixth DPW Tag Festival, the
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The winner of the Tag Festival gets
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World Tag Team Champions, which who
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could be Speedball and Jake Something,
or it could be DPW World Champion Calvin
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Tagman and Titus Alexander. Who really
knows. Calvin beat Speedball earlier this year,
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guaranteed him a tag team title match, and now he's cashing that bitch
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in the night before the Tag Festival. Who knows what happens DPW t i
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out. All right, now it's
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my god, I love a knowledge
that. I love this segment, James.
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I love how caught up we are
on these names. Hell yeah,
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yeah, this is back to normal
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wasn't four hundred and fifty long,
so that was really nice. Well,
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I you know, but they you
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to sign up right now, James, I want to be too upset about
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that. Yeah, no, me, neither Robo Jr would love it.
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You guys should sign up. Well, yes, he was starting in the
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one dollar tier company, j R. Almos killed the company. Yeah,
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I remember that one dollar. She
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mace all over and vampiro ass.
You smell that. It is the scent
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of delicious room temperature DPW oatmeal luger
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before I throw down, I pregame
with DPW oatmeal. You want a war,
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you got a war, Jamison.
If deaf Rebel made a Jeff Hardy
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song, it was start with him
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Johnny Dry Doc stink pickles on the
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what that means. David June or
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at five years old. I am
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Yeah? I fuck with Northern Land
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What if Goldberg was haired out crazy
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if they had similar hair at some
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Yeah, I think I've seen Goldberg
with the long hair. He should just
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come that nice little shirt on.
Uwan Taylor your final challenge. Let Jimmy
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Hart and Brian Obs put the ODPW
book plans for the next year. Oh,
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you're doing Philly seven seven to one. Would kick Johnny's ass in a
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Philly street fight. And that's for
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an a As Sarah Palin versus he
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Michaels in a James Twitter likes on
a poll match? Is that right?
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You can't just see my likes?
What do you mean by that? There's
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just people posting pictures of twenty thirteen
Giana Michaels and you're liking them? Is
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that right? Yeah? And Lisa
and Sarah Palor Yeah right now, got
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it? Sorry boys. The Undertaker
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promo is the best video package of
all time. I don't make the rules.
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Did we say we don't like that? That's actually incorrect. The best
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video package of all time is the
one that Kevin Nash talks about later on
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in this month. That is fucking
true. That's gonna be what he made.
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Yes in the truck, your boy, Ken Khalil Adozie, Dylan Saint
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Clair. Keep talking, James,
I'm about to finish my story. He's
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gonna jerk off to you. No, he's it's a it's Cody Road,
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It's a Cody Rhoades thing. No, he's jerking off his penis your five
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dollars here? Dude, I'm in
your mouth. That's the guy from the
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other one. Oh ship. Wow, he came through Tom Bode. I
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know he didn't. Let me be
clear, you know he didn't. Matt
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Lucas, Richard McCormick, Yanko,
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a sweet name. Pure is pretty
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to future. I like to shake
your hand. Her angle and a Speedo
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with goggles on his head telling you
to stop staring at his dick like it's
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a subway meat ball mirror. Tony
do that huh, he's out on the
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deck Speedo out, God with my
head. Brock Berger on the grill,
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one ball out, Nolan Rich Finn
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in j Rock seven seven seven.
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to giggle is to tickle tickle the
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joke? Xander Hinsley nip slipping jizz
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dollars. I'm Dracula. I'm twelve
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me acting inconsiderate. Give me a
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Bars Andres Rodriguez, Ape Barbagallo or
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cool, you should be pure cool
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the showers at ram Ranch. Well, I've heard a frank big pop up
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pumping your mumski four to eight.
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years and listening to Deadlock for four
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that ship, Come on man,
Jeffrey Hamilton. Valvenus and wow, what
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is this? How you spell this? No? Valvenus and Vicyera. You
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would say it's like you would say
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Tony, what do you mean by
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rah in a locker room viggie match, all right? Aaron Dannryanski KB the
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goat, Kevin the least impressive name
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Maybe I think it's supposed to be
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not Howard Lou, ma'am, it's
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what they want today. Jacob Russell, Why off forign names? So you
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guys get special treat here. Jacob
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Carlos Mata generic white male. There's
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since Johnny joined, and I can
say this is the most guys Being dude
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podcast ever and I love it.
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time to count down Deadlock's top three
favorite baseball players. At number three,
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we're starting to reverse, so Ship
Dick poll, number two Pete Lacock,
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and at number one Randy Johnson.
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the big unit, oh Zack,
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Michael Gerard doing cz W spots on
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Okay? All right, Jim there's
no use, Johnny, We've got
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to have it out. I have
loved you ever since. Cody Epidemic,
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be Bobby Smith, mister clean looking
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She's very beautiful to me, Nick
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I'm over here stroking my Dick.
I got lotion on my cock right now.
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I'm just stroking by Johnson Primetime,
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soda watching DPW Limit Break. Can
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Tony? What the fuck? Craig
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hundred and twenty dollars annual, Mike
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Patreon Champion of the World at ninety
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that was like an unbelievable run from
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that was like the two much RNA
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And a new Patreon champion. Thank
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right, time to get into World
Championship Wrestling. Thursday Night Thunder October fourteenth,
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nineteen ninety nine. I thought,
I mean, Jean said, Thursday
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night thunder on this ship. Did
he? I'm pretty sure he said Thursday
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nights Wednesday thunder. I'm gonna give
it to you, James, and then
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if you're wrong, you know what
happens. Oh not the p is exploding
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machine again, Petere's exploding machine.
That's what happens. Well, you know,
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we'll see, we'll find out this
Thursday. Wow. I just looked
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at it was October nine. Wow, dude, that was historically it was
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a Wednesday night thunder. Though,
I think, yeah, what a gamble
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it paid off? James, are
you paying attention? It was like it
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was like a gamble that like I
would have I don't get anything out of
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it, Like if I would have
lost, I will like an idiot.
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But I won it now. Oh
yeah, really, nothing that happens to
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me that I said the opposite.
So that's awesome. But what does happen
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before we talk about the show,
is we take a look at what was
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going on in the World wrestling at
the time. With the Wrestling Observer newsletter
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October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine,
Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara Ferrara, men
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who were responsible for writing the WWF
television shows that have been drawing huge ratings
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for the past year, abruptly quit
the company and signed on with WCW over
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the weekend. So supposedly they were
working there with no contracts, which is
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crazy, probably right, yeah,
yah, that makes sense. Russo and
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various interviews cited the burnout factor of
working so many hours with the added stress
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of the SmackDown show as the main
component of his approaching WCW, first through
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JJ Dillon and then closing the two
year deal after lengthy meetings with Bill Bush
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on October second. Sign the contract
in Atlanta. The next morning, he
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stated on Wressell Line, I don't
know what it was, a radio show,
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you think Russell Line, maybe IRC
chat Oh Russo in the irs,
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Vinny Rue xxx. You just have
to believe him. He stayed on Russell
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line that he was drained from being
on call twenty four hours a day for
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nearly three years, and then he
needed to spend more time with his family.
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Russo and Ferrara, who were both
working without contracts with the WF which
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was a stunning oversight, apparently because
vincment Fann was of the belief they weren't
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a threat to leave, despite many
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write television. They were apparently looking
for some sort of security in their position.
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Although Russo claimed it was not a
money deal and he's only making slightly
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more in WCW, apparently McMahon told
him that he'd get back with them and
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then came back with a different answer
than they were hoping for, so they
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left. You know, I have
to believe that's true because Russo is stuck
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by that story for twenty years.
He is going to changed. That is
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not one of them. He's always
said that Vince told him to get a
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nanny, and then he said this
place. Okay, So I did read
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that part. I assume everyone already
knew that story, so I didn't put
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it in the story. But that
is so. Russo asked for double his
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pay and he wanted more time with
his family, and Vince said, uh
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no, and you should get a
nanny, and said, all right,
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I got dam can't it's unreasonable.
It's not unreasonable. Quest Hey, we're
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writing two shows. I should get
paid double. No, I don't think
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so. Yeah, it didn't increase
his pay when they brought in SmackDown,
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even if it wasn't like Double,
like just any rays would have been cool.
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I think I'm sure he could have
met him halfway or something like maybe
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not like Double, but you can
go home more and like we're SmackDown.
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I need it now, yes,
right now, and he's doing SmackDown this
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week. I mean, I need
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want him to do and play the
same character he played in E c W.
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What that would revolve you protecting him
a lot. But I also believe
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that Russo was a big fan of
Taz and that idea. And then Russo's
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gone, mm okay, sure you
get in the jumpsuit, put these pants
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on, put these pants on,
and you know what, why don't you
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go to the commentary table. It's
better for you. Yeah, put this
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napkin in your suit. Well,
give me your fucking cut to give me
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your colors. Here's a rough one
for you. We have a couple of
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confirmed releases on the WCW side here. One of them is Scott Norton and
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the other one is Mike Enos.
Mike enis Mike mikenis just come up in
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this episode. He wasn't on the
episode, and somehow say his name and
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he appears. Believe this, dude, he comes up on that fucking demonly
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gold tom a Dragon match we watched, Dude, unbelievable. Mike limis that
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I'm thinking him and how they get
Scott Norton, Like, how did they
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get released? I feel like Scott
Norton was at he said, I want
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to go by to Japan full time. Yeah, please let me get out
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of here. You guys A Malnko
and Benoa go do a toward New Japan
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and not me. I'm gone,
bro. Well, supposely a lot of
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the wrestlers who are being let go
may be used on five hundred dollars per
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match deals as opposed to being on
contract, So Mike Enos might not be
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gone for good. But Scott Norton
was under an eight hundred thousand dollars per
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year contract. Oh shit, fu
yeah, that's I mean, listen,
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great for him, that's fucking awesome. Wait, so you get the eight
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hundred thousand dollars deal or you get
five hundred dollars a match. Damn.
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That is like a crazy difference.
I imagine maybe Scott Norton wasn't going to
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be one of those guys. Maybe
more on the Mike ENO's side of that
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one. He was he was an
n w A B team guy. He
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was making eight hundred thousand dollars.
I don't think it was you need to
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sit down and go eight hund thousand
dollars all right. We should probably put
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him in like something high profile team
with Vincent. No mean for him.
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From The Observer, October eighteenth,
nineteen ninety nine. More WSW releases here,
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gentlemen. This is, of course, like I said October ninety nine,
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so a lot of the legends here
are being shipped away. Among the
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names now confirmed as being dropped from
the contracts were Eric Watts, Horace Hogan,
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Chad Fortune, Barry Darso and Barry
Horrowitz, but all have been invited
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to stay with the company on five
hundred dollar per match guarantees. They're all
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making nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars. There is a trial dates scheduled for
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next month in Jim Helwig's case against
the WWF. Two of the four counts
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have been thrown outs, which were
the defamation defamation count against the WF stemming
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from his ninety six departure when he
was suspended after missing three house shows and
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his claim that Titan Sports renegged on
funding Project Warrior, which was his Warrior
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University training school based in Phoenix,
that the WBF promoted for a short period
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of time, which sounds fucking insane. He had a school like a not
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a wrestling school. He wanted like
a school for children. School chose a
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real I guess it's his training school, so maybe it was wrestling, but
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I swear I also heard of him
wanting to like sponsor like an actual school
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before wrestling over. Man, time
to pick up a hammer and get up
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on the roof, like there's nothing
wrong. Blue collar jobs are like great,
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you know what I mean? Pick
one up? Yeah, man,
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we don't need more wrestlers, we
need more plumbers. Somebody get in the
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trap. I't to sink now Man
and Warrior at Wig. I guess it
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is Warrior. It's a shoot,
right, I guess now? Yeah?
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Uh. If you recall, Hellwig
missed house shows in Indianapolis, Detroit,
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and Pittsburgh allegedly for a phone argument
with Vince McMahon regarding Helwig wanting McMahon to
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purchase his comic book to distribute and
being turned down. I forgot he had
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comic books. I don't think there
was many of them, though we should
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get them, and was like,
we'll do it, We'll do the comic.
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They fucking absolutely did. Distrucity Elwig
has been not that story and claimed
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he missed the shows because his father
passed away. Meltzer says his father did
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pass away that weekend, but it
was a day of the third show after
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missing the first two already, and
he didn't attend his father's funeral. What
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exactly did he want to do with
the comics? He just wanted w w
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F to like promote and distribute them. I guess, like, yeah,
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that's that's right. Yeah, because
I guess he was doing himself or through
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something else, and I guess it
wasn't getting enough traction. So Diamond Comics
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didn't want the Distrucity comic. You
wanted to pick that up as a kid.
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The Jim Elwig just Juicy comics.
Name is a superhero named Jim Helwig
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that's written by Jim Helwig. It's
me, Oh, that's me. This
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is a crazy one that I don't
know if I've ever heard. Yoko Zuna
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has been telling people that he starts
after WrestleMania to feud with Austin. I
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used to tell people that on my
fire SAT chat under the name Billy Kidman.
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He's talking about restulating in two thousand, then ninety nine, so he's
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good to start after what Yeah,
so after resumating two thousand, Yoko Zuna
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is gonna feud with still Gold Steve
Austin. Yoko's inna passed away in two
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thousand. That is crazy fun,
Yeah, it says October twenty third,
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two thousand. Well, uh,
the reason it didn't happen here is not
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his fault. He was banned in
all states where commissions regular wrestling because his
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license was revoked from failing a physical
due to heart irregularities and obesity. And
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unless he gets his weight under control, he won't be wrestling anywhere soon.
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Wait, you can get your license
ref for being obese, for being fat,
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he's not Yah. You gotta do
a physical and he can't pass physical.
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Well, he's not abese, Tony, he's morbidly abste Put my man
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in there with Steve Austin. Now
yeah. Wow. A couple more things
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here from The Observer, October twenty
fifth, nineteen ninety nine. We've I've
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read one of these before, but
I need to read it again. This
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isn't the one though, This is
separate. Matt Osborne you might know him
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is Doink the Clown tested positive for
cocaine while trying to get his wrestling license
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in Rhode Island. The clowns Doink
the Clown was the cloud. Dude.
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Have you seen that YouTube short Dork
the Clown? Yeah, that's a good
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one. You should check that out. Well, Doink the Clown got arrested
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and he's in jail and he can't
get his wrestling license, and fuck it,
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no Doink, no yokozuna. What
is going on in nineteen ninety nine.
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Yeah, I mean he could have. I think Dooint the Clown's best
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to you with Steve Austin Sally went
to prison, so he's gonna we'll be
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cushing him off the hell on a
cell they would have if Russo was still
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around. I'll tell you that.
You're right. This is one we talked
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about before, but it needs to
be brought up again. Meltzer says,
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just in case anyone thought Jim Helwig
may not have totally lost his mind.
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He responded to Paul Hayman's suggestion from
months ago that he'd be interested in using
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Hellwig and ECW if he'd put Taz
over. Helwig said he didn't have problems
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doing a job, but that Hayman
wanted to devalue and already establish marketing persona
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in The Ultimate Warrior. He then
said he'd go to E CW on one
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condition. It would have to be
a shoot match, and if he was
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still standing after thirty seconds, then
he would get total control of the company.
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I remember, I think I remember
talking about this. This still sounds
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as insane now as it did then. I needed cauld I swear this was
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probably like a year ago we talked
about that, but I god, I
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I wish there was a timeline where
that happened. Yeah, like Tas would
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kill this guy. Yeah, choke
slams. Wow? Yeah, man,
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I mean wrestling doesn't really have guys
like this anymore that were just insane.
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We can find some, yeah,
I mean at the right bar, right,
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I mean that's where that's where probably
found the whole of a Warrior,
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right Yeah, yeah, golds last
thing here, thunder from October eleventh,
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which is the one we're about to
talk about from Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
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was a total mess. S Meltzer
rights The idea, which I believe came
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from Russo, was to put Kevin
Nash and Scott Hall on the announcing team
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for the show and turn the announcing
into a shoot. Well, Scott Hall,
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for one reason or another, is
not on this, but Kevin Nash
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is very much on this. Edit
you talking about me? I was there.
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Why don't you get a job instead
of reporting on mine? Man?
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So yeah, this is I mean
this, I'd be stunned if this is
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not a Nash show. I'm going
into this with the idea that Nash entirely
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wrote this show and he's on commentary
for his own show that he knows is
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you know, his time is coming
up, her own booking, and it
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is. It is fucking unbelievable.
So let's talk about it. Ww th
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Under October fourteenth, nineteen ninety nine. All right, let's get into this
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w CW Thunder. We get then
we get the intro. Here. All
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the stars are here. You will
not see any of them on this show,
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but they are under contract. They're
very much under contract. At least
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you'll see the total package, just
a total package. His name is the
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total Package. Please remember that.
Do not call him Lex Lucy Thompson TP
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actually awesome. I do. Oh
sorry, go ahead, No, I'm
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just talking ahead. If you got
to spin on TP, let's go,
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which I don't much. I don't
have nothing but good things to say about
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T. He loves TP. We
love TP. Run here love TP.
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You do what were you saying,
Tony? I was saying this thunder Joe
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with the Hollywood I love it.
I still love it. Yeah, I
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like it too. It's definitely I
guess I never realized how similar it is
401
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to the idea that they like would
put the footage of dudes against the buildings
402
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.559
for Nitro. This was just a
big Hollywood sign instead of that. Yeah,
403
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:21.480
it was like Hollywood show. It
felt like it was like a Haul
404
00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:25.000
Cogan's Hollywood Show. But then I
need a show, brother, I need
405
00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:28.559
the Hollywood Show. Brother. I'm
not going to be on it, though,
406
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:31.559
I'll not showing up ever. Well, listen ratings are up, brother,
407
00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:34.839
than of course I was in the
backstage and then I booked the whole
408
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.400
show. No way, I'm flying
the fucking baton rouge, dude. No
409
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:44.240
way, That's what TP says later
too, Yeah, me too? Was
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that the show. Cheeko commentary opens
the show here for thunder Mike Today says
411
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:57.960
welcome everybody, and here is the
broadcast team of Larry Zubisco and Kevin Nash
412
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in a Diamondbacks jersey, and he
looks so smug, like Nash knows that
413
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he is about to have a very
fun night just watching the bullshit unfold.
414
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:13.759
Dude, he is toasted, or
so I was going out here. I
415
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:17.519
can't imagine how much fun he was
having during this whole run. This guy
416
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:21.640
has awesome. This had to be
like the sickest shit ever. Like,
417
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.039
dude, I make a ton of
money. You come in, you make
418
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:25.799
more than me. Now I make
more money. I'm not even doing anything.
419
00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:30.240
I literally don't have to do anything. He's got the sickest contract ever,
420
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:34.920
bro the Favorite Nations guaranteed money plus
I think he had a no cut
421
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.839
contract. Also, if I remember
correctly, so he couldn't get He's booking
422
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:44.599
his own He's booking his own ship, booking his own eggles Milkes on commentary
423
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:46.640
and get paid the same as wrestling. And Scott Hall has a wrestler.
424
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:51.960
Yeah, Scott Hall is the same
contract and like he literally doesn't show up
425
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:55.160
ever, Dude, James was talking
about this before we started. We've watched
426
00:33:55.240 --> 00:34:00.119
so much WCW and somehow I have
seen so little of Scott Hall. How
427
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:02.559
is that possible? You're right,
well, that's crazy. Every time we
428
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:06.039
get into the show, the first
thing we get at the top of the
429
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.400
show is always somebody, whether it's
Shavani or Mike Today or whatever the case,
430
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:16.440
and they always say Scott Hall was
supposed to be here tonight. Yeah,
431
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:22.679
every time him and half the roster
apparently. Oh that's even funnier.
432
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:27.000
Later on you'll get into that.
Kevin Nash says that he is a horrible
433
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:30.559
booker, but he has booked himself
in the best angle of all time.
434
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:34.960
He's retired, and since he's retired, they put him on the broadcast team
435
00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:38.360
to try and recoup some of those
funds. This isn't like James isn't putting
436
00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:44.480
on like. That's what he said. He I booked myself with the best
437
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:46.159
agle. They paid me lots of
money, so they're trying to pop their
438
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:50.280
funds by putting me out compay.
And Yeah, Today says what about Scott
439
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.079
Hall, where's he at? And
Nash says, well, we're supposed to
440
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.519
be here, but I haven't seen
them since he left for sushi with those
441
00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:59.639
two ladies on Monday, and they
it's a three shot of all the announcers
442
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:05.960
that you see today inventing Tonay face
as this happens. Uh Today Asksibisco what
443
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:08.280
he thinks about Nash, and Nash
perks up crazy. He's excited to hear
444
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:10.320
what Zibisco is gonna say. Zabisco
just says, you know, oh,
445
00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:14.519
you know, Nash is great,
he's great telling and I gave I gave
446
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:19.039
your keys to Moses and that'sh looks
like he's coming up with like ten different
447
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:22.039
insults to say to Larry's Obisco,
but he holds them all back. Zibisco
448
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:24.840
actually wins Nash over by the end
of the night. He does they like
449
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:29.719
boys at the end, dude,
because Tonay is like the glue that holds
450
00:35:29.800 --> 00:35:31.480
us all together. And then Sibisco
kind of just says like fuck it halfway
451
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:34.519
through the show and like all I'm
gonna give in and we're gonna do the
452
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:38.079
old glory bit for the rest of
our many or so today is the Tony
453
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:44.960
shows all together. Yeah, he's
got to keep it together for he's got
454
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:47.719
to keep it going. Bro.
Today, Uh, like hearing Today commentate.
455
00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:52.039
Being the lead commentator for w CW
show did feel weird. It was,
456
00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:54.639
but I liked it. I did
too. I actually liked that.
457
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:59.480
Look the show without this commentary team, Oh my god, it's just awful,
458
00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:01.159
man. To put my head through
every monitor I have in my house.
459
00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:06.239
Yeah, dude, it's just awful, man. But the commentary was
460
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:08.519
so good. This is like and
they even reference it later on the show
461
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:13.280
and just like a passer by comment
or whatever, But this is Kevin Nash
462
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:16.320
doing a mystery science theater gimmick on
this show is literally all it is.
463
00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:21.880
And Kevin Nash James said this to
me before, he might be the funniest
464
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:25.719
wrestler ever. Yeah, he's like, legit, a funny guy like he
465
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:30.800
I don't like, I don't know, Like he's obviously yeah, he's super
466
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:34.360
quick. That's and when it comes
to comedy, especially like the like the
467
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:37.400
riff track stuff, you have to
be super quick. And he's so fucking
468
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:40.559
he's just so like, I don't
know, he doesn't give a shit,
469
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:45.920
so like he's just talking and this
ship he says is so funny. He's
470
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:50.599
just a naturally funny guy. We
watched him and X poc I think was
471
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:52.239
on the last one they were on
commentary because he said I'm not gonna get
472
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:57.840
in the ring because I got a
gas bubble. He would have liked to
473
00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:01.880
hit with a chair. Yeah,
And like you think to your yeah,
474
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:06.039
you think to yourself that like,
oh, you know, like this is
475
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:07.800
a gimmick, like you know all
this shit. But like you know,
476
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.559
when you have like another wrestler like
XBOK or something try, you're like,
477
00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:14.440
Wow, Kevin Nash might just actually
be like the funniest guy ever. He's
478
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:15.639
like, hey, it seems like, yeah, he seems like he'd be
479
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:17.760
a ton of fun to hang out
with in real life, Like he'd be
480
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:21.920
like a just a funny guy to
be like get a beer with or something.
481
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.239
Yeah, it just seems funny.
But there's that. On the commentary
482
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:28.920
open here, Kevin Nash says he
wants to try to recoup some of those
483
00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:32.840
funds and then gives the craziest grint
to the camera I've ever seen you Probably
484
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:37.199
if you've ever seen a gift of
Kevin Nash from commentary, it's probably this,
485
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:39.840
if not a picture that one,
and then there was a there's there's
486
00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:44.079
one from this Uh actually probably a
couple of years earlier where he does the
487
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:50.079
eyebrow raise. Oh yeah, yeah, what what player do you think he
488
00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:52.559
had on for the Diamondbacks Jersey ship. I don't did have a number?
489
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:57.800
I don't know, Yeah, no, I don't know anything. My first
490
00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:02.119
thought was like, uh, it's
probably Randy Johnson, but I don't know
491
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:06.440
the active years he had, but
I assume it wouldn't matter, like people
492
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:10.880
just wear it anyways. Yeah,
why why diamond He's a Diamondbacks guy,
493
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:16.400
not a Tigers. I think just
the big unit. It was fair enough
494
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:21.719
understandable. So we start off the
evening here on Thunder. Thunder is actually
495
00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:25.039
more of a wrestling show than Nitro
is. There's there's more matches and they
496
00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:30.440
get a little more time any matches. Yeah, they I mean these didn't
497
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:31.679
get a lot of time, but
they get more time than you would usually
498
00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:35.679
see, especially on a Russo booked
Nitro. Now, if I were to
499
00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:37.840
ask you, James, what you
thought the first match of this show could
500
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:42.039
have possibly been? Would the match
that we got ever have been? The
501
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:46.000
answer? No? I uh yeah, the first Blue The first match of
502
00:38:46.039 --> 00:38:53.239
the evening is Sergeant Buddy Lee Parker
versus Jim Duggan, and that's probably the
503
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:57.880
theme for the rest of the night. Most of these until like maybe the
504
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:05.440
last two matches are all just ship
thrown together. I like Kevin Nash had
505
00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.840
to like go down the list to
be like, this is the funniest looking
506
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:14.199
dude I've ever seen. I saw
his sergeant Buddy Lee Parker come out.
507
00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:16.800
I was like, this is the
dude from Small Soldiers. This guy looks
508
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:22.280
like he could be Small Soldiers.
We might have said that before because we've
509
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:27.679
seen him. Wasn't he like with
Brian Knobbs at some point later or is
510
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:32.639
he with Fit Finley who's Morris?
Yes, that's right, yeah, not
511
00:39:32.719 --> 00:39:39.159
only I mean like later like in
W. C. Dow Finley. Yeah,
512
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:43.679
Sergeant Buddy Lee Parker, he's just
a sergeant. By the way,
513
00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:45.039
make sure you understand that. I
think he's like the head trainer at the
514
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:49.320
power plant. I think that's right. Yeah. I've seen his haircut and
515
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:54.440
packages before, and Jim Duggan is
his haircut. I don't know anything about
516
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:59.800
this. I've seen this haircut,
so yeah, right, Jim Duggan is
517
00:39:59.880 --> 00:40:01.679
a exactly what you think Jim Douggan
would be. And you know what,
518
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:06.119
man I was watching this match and
I was like, you know what,
519
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:09.519
I kind of love Jim Duggan.
Dude, I wrote down here, and
520
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:13.920
I'm just gonna read exactly what I
wrote here. Wow. Is Jim Duggan
521
00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:16.280
the best opener guy of all time? Or am I losing my mind?
522
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:20.039
I couldn't believe. I was like, I'm watching it. I'm watching him
523
00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:22.840
work in his cell and like firing
the crowd up. I said, man,
524
00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:27.320
I might want I need to watch
more Jim Duggan because this guy's great.
525
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:30.199
So Jim Duggan is a mid South
guy, so he was super over
526
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:36.840
in this like area, right,
and like that's obviously why. I'm just
527
00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:38.440
gonna go off the idea that Nash
book the show. I'm just gonna keep
528
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:42.840
saying it. Why why? Yeah, all right, So Nash booked him
529
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:45.079
because he's a mid South guy.
Nash actually knows a lot about wrestling too,
530
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:50.639
And I think I think that like
having Jim Duggan be the opener guy
531
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:54.039
is so smart because his shit is
super simple. The crowd will always chant
532
00:40:54.159 --> 00:41:00.559
USA, yes and fucking who doesn't
like going? You know what I mean?
533
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:06.719
You need? He's big too,
Like he's not muscular but he's wide,
534
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:10.119
he's massive, he's gotta be six
four's a big dude. Yeah,
535
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:15.320
he's a fucking big guy. Nashal
commentary. As he's coming out, Nash
536
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.320
says, say you want about Jim
Duggan, but this guy always has a
537
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:22.320
way of staying over USA. Yeah, man, he's locked in, dude.
538
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:28.360
They're chanting USA, and Jim Duggan's
opponent is a guy in camouflage.
539
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:34.400
Man, this guy is very American. He's facing it doesn't matter. Duggan
540
00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:37.440
needs the power of America on his
side. So yeah, man, this
541
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:40.119
match is exactly what you think it
is. Some punches, some chops.
542
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:44.800
Parker tries to cut Dugan off.
At one point, Dougan starts doing his
543
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:49.880
nose selling, which always gets the
crowd going he's american ing up. Yeah,
544
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:55.079
he's not hooking up, just getting
off. Nash keeps telling Sarge to
545
00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:59.079
get the board, the two by
four. He wants them to hit him
546
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:01.079
with the two before. He says
you was the board and says that's gonna
547
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:07.960
get him disqualified. So then h
Sergeant Buddy Lee Parker pokes him in the
548
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:13.079
eyes and Dougan misses a huge shoulder
tackle in the corner. None of this
549
00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:16.679
fucking matters to Jim Duggan, who
is a six foot five six foot six
550
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:22.199
American made monster. Dugan hits a
body slam, three point stance, clothesline
551
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:30.719
and the Old Glory need drop to
win the match. The Old Glory kneed
552
00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:35.920
drop really changes the trajectory of this
show. The minute that Mike and they
553
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:40.039
yelled Old Glory knee drop. Because
Nash is now enthralled with this move,
554
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:45.679
he targeted in. He said,
dude, Nass had never heard of this
555
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:50.400
move before. It is life and
it just stun locked him and unlocks something
556
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:52.159
inside. Stunlock does a great way
to put it. Nash says, Mike,
557
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:55.800
how much of the stuff you make
up on the fly Old Glory kneed
558
00:42:55.880 --> 00:42:59.440
drop and stuff like that, is
that legitimate? You make this up on
559
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:00.119
the fly? Into I says,
Oh, you know, that's the nickname
560
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:01.880
for Jim Duggan's the name. You
know, it's the name of the flag
561
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:06.840
of the Old Glory flag is Old
Glory knee Drop. I said, that
562
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:09.840
is fucking so funny. Nash couldn't
believe it. I thought, you know,
563
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:15.960
my my first initial thought here when
I was watching this live was Okay,
564
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:19.840
that was funny, and then Nash
says, oh I got you for
565
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:22.920
two more hours? Do I got
you? I was super surprised. I
566
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:25.960
was. I was laughing every time
he did it too. So we move
567
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.519
on to the second match of the
evening, Al Green versus you missed the
568
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:36.039
best line before this hold on?
They say it's okay, I great line
569
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:37.840
here. When they when they faded
the commercial, they go, the stars
570
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:44.639
of w c W are out here
tonight. All the stars are here,
571
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:47.119
dude, I mean sorry again.
Just before we go to the other match,
572
00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:52.519
I could talk about Jim Duggans so
much here, Like he everything he
573
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:59.239
does is big, Like his taunts
are big. He is very loud and
574
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:02.920
like the whole crowd resonates with everything
he's doing. I love Jim Duggan.
575
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:06.920
He's a guy that had to get
over in the territories, you know,
576
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:09.119
like that's ship you have to learn
to make money and make a living,
577
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:13.119
and like there's not a lot of
guys left like that. Man, No,
578
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:15.440
not at all. But uh so, James, as I said in
579
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.960
the first match, now match number
two, if there was any match again
580
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.639
that you predicted would be the second
match, would you have guessed this one.
581
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.079
No, no, I would not. I'll tell you this. I
582
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:29.559
did expect lash LaRue on this show
too. I did too, but I
583
00:44:29.639 --> 00:44:34.119
did not expect this match. The
second match of the evening, Al Green
584
00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:37.840
versus Lash. We've talked about Al
Green before, but I don't remember why.
585
00:44:38.199 --> 00:44:43.920
W x o's Al Green. Jesus
God, he was in the mask
586
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:59.880
and then Green. Yeah, I
wrote, Holy fuck, it's Augreen.
587
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:01.480
This is a crazy show. And
then I wrote, oh my god,
588
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:07.599
it's lash LaRue. It's time to
skim it all him and all. He
589
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:13.360
has to leave me come back to
cut his promo later. That is what
590
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:15.559
happened there. I can't wait to
talk about it. They don't. They
591
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:17.800
don't do that. They don't do
the on the ramp stuff anymore because they're
592
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:21.880
just full on copying w w F. Now. Yeah, you're right,
593
00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:27.960
it's all in ring now. Yeah. So Al Green, Kevin Nash is
594
00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:30.840
just going crazy on commentary. Did
you write what he was talking about with
595
00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:35.800
Al Green? I did so today, says hey, Kevin, I I
596
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:38.039
think maybe way back into wrestling past, you might you'd be quite familiar with
597
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:42.199
mister al Green. And that says, oh, he should have come out
598
00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:45.440
tom So in love with you and
Today says no, no, no,
599
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:52.679
that's Reverend al Green and that says, this is a wrestler. Oh yeah,
600
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:57.679
he was my tag partner ten years
ago. That lad killed me.
601
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:00.679
It's like I'm like, yeah,
do I do? This guy is did
602
00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:02.880
like he was my second tech.
Get you the business with this guy.
603
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:08.079
It was my second tech ten years
ago, Dude, I rewind that.
604
00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:14.840
Listen, Oh it was a wrestler
out Zibisco says, you team with the
605
00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:21.719
Reverend the wrestler man. The wrestler
today at some point gives up, but
606
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:23.519
he tries to fight the good fight
of keeping this on track for a minute.
607
00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:27.840
I love what he gives up.
It's so it actually gets funnier when
608
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.920
today just starts laughing at everything.
It's almost it's crazier when today because Today
609
00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:34.960
starts just saying, oh whatever,
fuck it, dude. It's funny because
610
00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:37.840
Today like plays into it. But
then he's still trying to like call this,
611
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:40.320
so he's like playing into it and
call on serious at the same time,
612
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:46.199
the old glory John Someone's gotta call
it. Sh Kevin Ash says lash
613
00:46:46.280 --> 00:46:52.239
LaRue was voted by the fans' Sweetest
sideburns in w c W and Larry's Bbisco
614
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:57.079
says, well, those are his
initials, and Today says they're both,
615
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:07.000
and nashays, we're not doing that
whole Van Ike debate at Dick Clark.
616
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:15.159
They're talking about the way gug like
crazy that you shave your sideburns in two
617
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:21.920
l's. That is insane. That's
also as taught. I guess I didn't
618
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:24.199
notice it because on the other side
it's a J. It is not an
619
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:28.760
L. Come on, it's like
the Jeff, you know, the double
620
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:32.360
J Jeff Jared there she puts his
hand is kind of like that. That's
621
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:36.039
all. Yeah, you're right,
well, his is definitely cutting the shape
622
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:38.199
of his sideburns, witches his initials. He's got a little down here.
623
00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:44.039
This conversation is so crazy because he
says he was by the fans, and
624
00:47:44.119 --> 00:47:49.159
then Larry Zamisco says those aren't sideburns, they are his initials, and then
625
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:52.400
Mike Today says, well they are
his. Well, they are sideburns,
626
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:58.079
but they're also that ship was funny
as fuck. Yeah, Nas, we're
627
00:47:58.119 --> 00:48:00.519
not doing that whole Van Dyke debate
here. Alrea and Zibisco says, Dick
628
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:05.719
Vandyke's here, and then Nash says, you know, Dean Malenko's Jerry from
629
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:09.639
the Dick Van Dyke Show. People
didn't know that. Today says amazing,
630
00:48:14.840 --> 00:48:17.239
Yeah, you know, amazing the
facts we have here for the viewers of
631
00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:29.000
thunder tonight. Anyways, agree catches
a crossbody into a power slam on lash
632
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:32.239
LaRue, and then lash LaRue wins
with the whiplash, which is a Samoan
633
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:37.119
driver, and it cuts. The
crowd here cheering as this guy won.
634
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:40.920
And there's one old dude in the
crowd who is just He's like, I
635
00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:45.760
wanted to see Jim Duggan wore.
What is Jim? What did you think
636
00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:51.039
of the bourbon streak, crawl,
dad maneuver, Oh, the split with
637
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:57.280
the clothesline. Yes, well I
didn't understand it at first, and then
638
00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:05.440
thankfully he came out later and I
just a little bit of his I don't
639
00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:07.960
if anyone would understand it would be
you, come on now, I think
640
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:09.480
you were tapped in. Yeah,
well I'm kind of tapped in, you
641
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:14.199
know what I mean. I do
like Cajun seasoning, but that's a mean
642
00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:15.559
of that. At one point he
just I swear to god, he wasn't
643
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:21.599
the same words. So I'm interested
to get to that point of this show,
644
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:24.559
right to see what we all wrote
down what he said. Yeah,
645
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:30.559
that was fucked up. Lash LaRue
versus Algreen everybody. Yes, So we
646
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:36.159
go to a pre tape of Harlem
Heat versus Brian Knobs and Hugh Morris.
647
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:39.239
That's right, that's Jimmy Hart's first
family, and I was like, why
648
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:44.119
the fuck is I mean, listen, not that I am a fan of
649
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.199
the Nasty Boys, but why the
fuck is Brian Knobs not with Jerry Saggs
650
00:49:46.239 --> 00:49:51.199
here? Well, Jerry Saggs was
retired here. Oh okay, yeah,
651
00:49:51.320 --> 00:49:54.840
so I guess the next best thing
was Hugh Morris. Why would you retire
652
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:59.119
when you can just make a ton
of money in WCW. Well, don't
653
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:04.639
worry, he comes back. I
guess was a hardcore division guy, right
654
00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:08.639
too? Yeah, okay, well
somebody was pinning. I think Stevie Ray
655
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:10.960
was pinning Brian Knobbs. Is that
right? That's right, that's right with
656
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:14.800
Stevie Ray. Steve Ray kicked the
trash can in Knobb's face. This is
657
00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:17.480
on like nitro. So yeah,
so Knobs and Hugh Morris attacked Harlem Heat
658
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:22.320
earlier on Nitro and then they took
the tag titles. Then later in the
659
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:28.360
night, I guess Knobbs was wrestling
Stevie Ray and I don't know. Yeah,
660
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:30.920
they were all out there. I
don't know. Yeah, Well,
661
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:35.000
Steve Ray kicks a trash can in
Knob's face and then covers them. And
662
00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:39.280
then Jimmy Hart gets into the ring
with a trash can, runs across the
663
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:45.079
ring, hits the ropes, runs
towards the pin jumps, and then hit
664
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:51.719
Stevie Ray with the trash can.
The rope run trash hit is nuts man.
665
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:54.599
Yeah, so yeah. Jimmy then
puts Knobs on top of Stevie and
666
00:50:55.960 --> 00:51:02.039
singles win. Yeah, whatever it
is, I promise you I don't of
667
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:07.519
that. Well, now it's time
for the Total Package town Hall TP.
668
00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:09.239
Thank you for getting that right,
because it is. It is total Package,
669
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:13.400
not Lex Luger. Yeah, he
says in this primo that Lex Luger
670
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:16.840
died. All right, it's because
of you, feoball so, Mike Sanay
671
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:24.400
says the committee. The committee has
been working tirelessly, ah to put together
672
00:51:25.159 --> 00:51:30.440
Lex Luger versus buff Bagwell on Thunder. Yeah, that must have been really
673
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:34.360
hard to do because nobody wanted to
work thunder. Yeah, like just begging
674
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.360
people to come to town. Please, there's still four thousand people. Your
675
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:39.760
guys much show up and we're still
paying you, Like, what the fuck?
676
00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:45.639
Just get in the get in the
ring. Zubisco says that total package
677
00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:49.599
has Elizabeth lurking, you know,
around those ringside ropes and that's very distracting.
678
00:51:49.960 --> 00:51:53.119
And Nash says, I think Liz
has some nice genetics, and Zibisco
679
00:51:53.199 --> 00:51:55.519
says, oh, there's a couple
of wonders there, and I says,
680
00:51:55.599 --> 00:52:02.599
ah, God, fun tonight.
Zabisco starts talking about golf, and Kevin
681
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:07.599
Nash starts yelling, it's in the
hole, the hole. This ship was
682
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:13.199
funny as hell. Yeah, and
then Larry'sabisco challenges Michael Jordan to a one
683
00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:19.400
on one golf that I got a
couple of nice wonders. Ah, I
684
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:23.679
don't boy. They stopped talking for
a second. Biscus says, I don't
685
00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:27.400
see a putt in green, and
then they all go quiet again, and
686
00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:30.800
Today goes, I knew we would
get a fucking golf reference. He here,
687
00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:32.159
man, he said, what do
we make it like? Let's seechronized
688
00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:36.519
watch it twenty five minutes here,
because Zibiscus says, what did you put
689
00:52:36.559 --> 00:52:42.119
the over under? It didn't a
hole? It did. Biscus says,
690
00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:50.079
Michael Jordan is anyways in the ring. He's like bigger star on the show.
691
00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:52.880
What the fuck? I was like, my brain like again, yeah,
692
00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:55.519
like it's only twenty five minutes in. My brain is already spinning.
693
00:52:55.599 --> 00:53:00.480
I'm like, what challenging Michael Jordan
anytime? And he plays anywhere? Yeah,
694
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:05.119
okay, that's cool. So TP
says, after thirteen years in this
695
00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:07.480
great sport, you know, gods
like myself and Kevin Nash over there are
696
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:12.079
saying to ourselves, why do we
even have to come to a town like
697
00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:16.079
Baton Rouge, and Nash on commentary
says, I never said that. Meat.
698
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:22.639
Then I was very confused until he
goes back to this later. But
699
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:28.840
TP then says, Elizabeth, how
many Internet emails? Cards? Letters?
700
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:32.199
Then he goes on like a diatribe
for the next like three minutes about something
701
00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:36.880
completely unrelated. I said, what
what happened? I was talking to the
702
00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:44.679
crowd. Yeah, yes, shut
up. Here he says, if you
703
00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:46.440
want me to talk, you're gonna
shut up, And Nash says, Oh
704
00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:52.760
he's just so smug. TP says, Listen, you're looking at a once
705
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:57.760
in a lifetime opportunity to look at
a beautiful woman like Elizabeth and a man
706
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:00.039
such as that total package. You
can walk in any room, whether it's
707
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:05.119
NFL, MLB, NBA in turnheads
and I'm not talking about those sawed off
708
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:08.440
runs in the back who aren't super
athletes like me. This is a great
709
00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:10.719
line in this next one. Uh, they all want to, you know,
710
00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:14.920
be big stars, but they don't
have the necessities to do it.
711
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:20.599
I never heard it phrase like that. He goes to, Yeah, he's
712
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.880
gonna hit some here. Uh,
TV says, you know, you wonder
713
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:30.880
why Lex Luber isn't here anymore and
he's dead and buried. It's your wrestling
714
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:34.079
fans like you, and you know, uh, what you're looking at is
715
00:54:34.199 --> 00:54:39.199
uh the greatest mesomorphic physique today.
I love that line. I thought that
716
00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:42.920
was like, that was like,
that's the craziest, like he's lost his
717
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:45.159
mind line that he could have like
thrown out there. Yeah, he was
718
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:49.800
like the greatest artists are not appreciated
until they're gone. And he flexes his
719
00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:54.480
fucking bicap and he says, and
this right here is the greatest mesomorphic physique
720
00:54:54.519 --> 00:54:58.039
in the world today. I even
I look at him, I was like,
721
00:54:58.119 --> 00:55:00.679
the fuck is Like is that a
real word? But it is.
722
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:04.320
Yeah, he has like totally gone
off the deep end, dude. And
723
00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:07.840
then right right after he says that, it cuts to a shot of the
724
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:14.119
crowd with someone giving their buddy a
torture rack. Says nay, the old
725
00:55:14.159 --> 00:55:22.280
glory torture dude. The w CW
giving your friend the rack at the show
726
00:55:23.639 --> 00:55:28.519
classic. Yeah, that is the
best. That happens on so many shows,
727
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:31.440
especially when like Luger is getting his
big face push and super over.
728
00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:36.679
Yeah, they're getting towards Hogan.
Everyone was racking their friends in the crowds.
729
00:55:36.960 --> 00:55:38.519
He was out there. If my
friend just picked me up at a
730
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:46.039
w W show and started racking,
start racking, yeah, gum up for
731
00:55:46.159 --> 00:55:49.559
it. He doesn't the arc here
out of nowhere, but the Torture Wreck.
732
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:52.440
Just grab your friend and throw him
up. People might not know how
733
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:53.840
over the Torture Wreck was, boys, I mean, this was an over
734
00:55:54.320 --> 00:55:58.599
move. A lot of people don't
know Luger. They only know Luger from
735
00:55:58.760 --> 00:56:00.400
U his w W R. And
then when he showed up in the Seinfeld
736
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:07.840
shirt, but he was super over
Man's man, give him the rock.
737
00:56:09.320 --> 00:56:13.639
It's on his money too. Goddamn
yeah, old Glory torture wreck. I
738
00:56:13.760 --> 00:56:17.079
was like, oh oh my,
what we got here? TP says when
739
00:56:17.079 --> 00:56:21.360
I tore the tendon off the bone
in my bicep. How many cards?
740
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:22.000
I was like, oh shit,
okay, here's the cards thing. How
741
00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:25.000
many cards, letters, phone calls
that I get from these fans listens?
742
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:30.719
I can't think of any Then I
swear I heard a us A chant which
743
00:56:30.119 --> 00:56:36.000
Luger tries to not laugh at.
They just want to Jim dunking bring it
744
00:56:36.119 --> 00:56:38.760
back out. It was just that
one old guy. T says. When
745
00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:47.559
I was injured, I say,
U, I say, was he just
746
00:56:47.719 --> 00:56:55.400
fucking fish? I want to wreck
my friend? TP says when I was
747
00:56:55.480 --> 00:56:58.599
injured, I know there was a
lot of pleasure in the back for the
748
00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:00.840
wrestlers because I've been on tops and
day one of the sport. Because I
749
00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:06.800
have all the necessities. Oh man, yeah, I love the necessities.
750
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:08.840
That's yeah, I mean I love
I mean like he doesn't get a lot
751
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:13.960
of moments in this gimmick. He
definitely gets more in his face run.
752
00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:17.159
Yeah, I definitely look more.
I look back more fondly on the TP
753
00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:21.119
gimmick than I did when I was
growing up. Yeah, I think because
754
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:22.920
we watched it watch a lot more. Yeah, yeah, I think that's
755
00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:27.960
right. Well, here comes the
craziest looking man on the show so far,
756
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.480
which is saying a lot. Here
comes Buff Bagwell in an insane pair
757
00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:37.000
of denim overalls with buff written all
over them. One leg has him on
758
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:42.599
it airbrushed and the other has just
a random woman air brushed, and Nash
759
00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:46.719
says that much airbrush should be against
the law. This is a very toyetic
760
00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:50.559
man. Yeah, that's wow.
That's a great way to put that.
761
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:52.599
I don't think they ever made a
toy of this, not of this one.
762
00:57:52.679 --> 00:57:55.440
He did, Okay, he did
have a figure. This is awesome.
763
00:57:55.719 --> 00:57:59.039
W CW did make a figure of
him where he came with the top
764
00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:00.639
hat and if you squeeze his legs
together, the top had popped off.
765
00:58:01.800 --> 00:58:06.920
Like it was like an odd job. It was like it was like somebody,
766
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:20.920
yeah, we're banning Buff Bagwell hat
in my man, Sergeant Slaughter with
767
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:24.760
the paper. Then so Buff gets
in the ring and TP says, wow,
768
00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:28.280
it's Buff Bagwell and he carries his
own mic. Now he's a big
769
00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:32.719
star. What the fuck does that
mean? H Buff says, everyone knows
770
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:36.199
you're the total package and you're one
of the best wrestlers in the business.
771
00:58:36.639 --> 00:58:37.880
Uh. But when you say not
one person tried to get to touch of
772
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:42.239
you, that's a lie. And
TP says, so you call me a
773
00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:44.679
liar, and the crowd pops and
Buff says, oh, no, no,
774
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:46.159
no, hold on, no,
no, no, I never said
775
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:49.920
that. Ship he said, I
I tried calling you, I came by
776
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:52.039
the gym, I tried to get
in touch with you, and just so
777
00:58:52.119 --> 00:58:53.639
happens. You maybe you're too busy
being the total package that you forgot a
778
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:57.239
few of your friends, if you
know what I mean. By the way,
779
00:58:57.480 --> 00:59:01.239
Buff, by the way, no
mustache. Oh you're right. He
780
00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:10.880
just came back from Dakistan. Sash
Buff says, you forgot a few of
781
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:15.719
her friends. And National Commentary says
Luger, by the way, when when
782
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:20.400
Buff Buff came down here and he
got in the ring, and like Luger
783
00:59:20.559 --> 00:59:23.280
was still talking, it was a
very like just a just a one second
784
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:28.880
thing. But Luger was was talking
as Buff came in the ring and he's
785
00:59:28.920 --> 00:59:30.719
talking, He's like, yeah,
how many cars. Hey, I'm going
786
00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:38.920
The crowds getting fired up about Buff
coming out. I thought that was so
787
00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:43.119
funny that it was in on Buff
facing. There's no mustache on his go
788
00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:47.920
this guy. Buff says, so, what's going on with you and Sting?
789
00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:51.280
You know, I want to know
like everybody else does. And then
790
00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:52.840
he doesn't let him answer. He
just says, you want to shot at
791
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:58.840
me, big man, let's next
Thursday. Let's get it on hes.
792
00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:05.960
I already got announced by way dude
before this promo to put that mess together
793
01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:09.440
for you. They know, maybe
not, Yeah, they're still working.
794
01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:14.280
TP says, you know, Marcus, Marcus, so my shooting name.
795
01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:19.679
Uh, you'll get an opportunity,
but before you leave this ring, you
796
01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:22.400
should get down on your hands and
knees and thank me for giving this opportunity
797
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:25.800
even step in the ring with a
total package with the mesomorphic physique, the
798
01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:34.679
necessities I just got. While TP
is saying this, I thought the crowd
799
01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:39.440
was booing or something, but they
were going. Rick Steiner comes out.
800
01:00:39.480 --> 01:00:42.840
I said, the funk was going
on. Then they show Rick Steiner said,
801
01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:45.599
oh yeah, yeah, So Rick
Stinder gets on the apron. Buff
802
01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:49.920
rushes at him like he's gonna hit
him. But I guess maybe Luger was
803
01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:52.239
supposed to glom him earlier than he
did, because Buff just stops in front
804
01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.159
of him and then Luger attacks him. You could have convinced me by the
805
01:00:55.199 --> 01:00:59.320
way that like none of this was
on the sheet and they just said whatever,
806
01:00:59.519 --> 01:01:00.480
go out there and figure it out. Yeah, I can see that.
807
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:06.239
Rick Steiner just like I'm gonna go
do something. I don't know whatever,
808
01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:07.880
because they didn't hit music for any
guys that just came out, did
809
01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:12.559
they know? They just uh,
Buff got music, I think right?
810
01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:15.199
Or no, no, just came
out with the wow in my head he
811
01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:22.280
did. I was in your heads
always playing. I think that's a Vince
812
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:24.599
thing, the playing a song when
somebody because I don't know w CW did
813
01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:28.119
that as much, at least not
until like maybe after Russa was there.
814
01:01:28.119 --> 01:01:30.960
But I think McMahon was like a
like, you are a bigger star if
815
01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:34.920
you come out to your music,
you're getting that pop. Yeah, yeah,
816
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:37.679
yeah, that's right. So yeah, Uh, Luger attacks Buff from
817
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:47.159
behind. Uh Nash says, oh
the sneak submarine attack. What Then t
818
01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:55.199
P and Steiner stomp out Buff bag
Well until the Parka runs in and gets
819
01:01:55.239 --> 01:02:01.199
caught up in the rope tell you, and he has a chair. He
820
01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:05.239
has a chair, and Nash is
befuddled, like he didn't write this show.
821
01:02:05.280 --> 01:02:13.960
He says, what the heck?
The Parka clears house with the chair
822
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:17.599
and so fucking tpe and Steiner powder
and they're going up the ramp and Nash
823
01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:21.360
says, well, here's a fact
you don't know today Lex Luger, it's
824
01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:30.079
horrified, terrified of skeletons, and
Today says, wow, commercial vacuum.
825
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:37.719
Wow. Yeah, man, they're
uh, they're cooking with so you know
826
01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:39.760
what. I saw this house like, okay, so he definitely did this
827
01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:44.880
to rib the skeleton thing. And
then we get the match later and I
828
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:47.039
go, wow, this might have
been the biggest rib of all time.
829
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:51.960
This is the funniest thing Kevin Dash
has ever done ever. He's set it
830
01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:53.639
up just to hit it out of
the park. Yeah, dude, it's
831
01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:58.159
his masterpiece. It's like this is
uh, what do you call that?
832
01:02:58.280 --> 01:03:01.840
The fucking piece resist as We really
put that bits in there. You know,
833
01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:05.519
I don't know if that's right,
but that feels right. Yeah,
834
01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:13.760
yeah, magnum opis Yeah, that's
right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
835
01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:15.760
like what you said more dude,
Yeah, I really like had to dig
836
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:22.000
deep even get that from that idea. Well that was like I like that
837
01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:25.039
like that. But yeah, the
Nash definitely sitting back there with the boys
838
01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:32.079
and he I'm going to fucking Laparca. He's in the main. You should
839
01:03:32.239 --> 01:03:38.559
use the Skeleton MAG, not me. Man, I don't want any part
840
01:03:38.599 --> 01:03:44.159
of this show. They asked where
the medium sized mangos. You tell them
841
01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:50.920
I was back here with the skeleton
the Skeleton MAG. Tell them that the
842
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:58.679
Skeleton MAG. Tell them I'm in
the outfit. That would be crazy as
843
01:03:58.800 --> 01:04:02.960
ship. Wow. So we go
to a pre tape. Billy Kidman comes
844
01:04:03.079 --> 01:04:09.679
running out of the shower fully clothed. Well, this is, of course
845
01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:13.519
because Tory Wilson's been the center of
attention lately with a lot of men in
846
01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:16.880
the locker room, and all the
men would like to have relations with Tory
847
01:04:16.960 --> 01:04:20.079
Wilson. Well, David Flair is
not happy about this. David Flair is
848
01:04:20.440 --> 01:04:28.440
dating Tory Wilson, Or is David
Flair with not only Toy Wilson but Miss
849
01:04:28.559 --> 01:04:30.079
Hancock. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe there's something we
850
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:33.400
don't know about the young lad.
Yeah, he can run the ropes crazy,
851
01:04:36.519 --> 01:04:41.920
look at him. Look at that
guy, like your seed my seat.
852
01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:47.000
That's so. Tory Wilson then comes
out of the shower afterwards in a
853
01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:57.480
towel, billy with clothes. What
were they doing? She was just but
854
01:04:57.639 --> 01:05:00.159
ass naked for some reason? Yeah. And then, like you SA said,
855
01:05:00.239 --> 01:05:02.400
David Flair comes in, and you
know, he's asking the questions everyone
856
01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:09.760
wants to fucking ask, why was
that guy fully clothed? Why was he
857
01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:13.119
not but assnaked with you? Dude's
wrong? If I come in on my
858
01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:15.719
girlfriend and she's with the dude fully
clothed, they'd be like, oh,
859
01:05:15.719 --> 01:05:23.760
okay, what's up man, that's
what I say. Oh yeah, okay
860
01:05:24.119 --> 01:05:29.519
in the shower James went into the
shower room. The water just bounces off
861
01:05:29.519 --> 01:05:30.920
your gear. It doesn't matter.
Oh yeah, you're right. Damn.
862
01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:35.239
He wasn't wet, was he?
He was not wet. Nobody was wet.
863
01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:41.559
She came on the towel, she
was fine, the towel was she
864
01:05:41.840 --> 01:05:46.320
was not. She was not not
until David Flair walked in. He ran
865
01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:51.280
in. Yeah, man, So
not only that, we cut to a
866
01:05:53.000 --> 01:05:59.840
different part here and Tory Wilson is
getting rizzed up by Yes, mister perfect
867
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:04.159
and curly Bill. That's for those
who don't know, that's Vincent, that's
868
01:06:04.199 --> 01:06:11.719
Virgil. That's Virgil. That's Virgil. A cowboy dude. I leg you
869
01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:15.159
wrote Carnanick trying to rise up Tory
Wilson. Yeah, he says, you
870
01:06:15.239 --> 01:06:16.719
know, you need to get with
a real man six three chiseled, not
871
01:06:16.800 --> 01:06:19.360
one of these kids. David Flair
comes up and he's like, hey,
872
01:06:19.440 --> 01:06:23.400
Tory, what what's going on?
And Kurt Hennig looks at side and says,
873
01:06:23.440 --> 01:06:27.039
hey kid, buzz off, don't
peak over my back fence. I'm
874
01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:29.960
doing business here. He turns back
to Tory. Anyway, you know I
875
01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:31.760
got two CDs, right, you
know I got that. David Flair tries
876
01:06:31.800 --> 01:06:35.679
to talk to her again and turns
two CDs. Yeah. I don't know
877
01:06:35.719 --> 01:06:41.320
how that's possible. And he's doing
all this, and Virgil's in the back
878
01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:45.079
of the cowboy hat on. He's
like, at least take steps there.
879
01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:49.400
I didn't even see him at fers. He so far away. So David
880
01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:54.000
Flair comes back up to talk and
Karnaig turns up and said, hey,
881
01:06:54.079 --> 01:06:57.239
I said, buzz off, and
he punches David Flair in the face,
882
01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:01.400
and then this brutal assault that they
put on him includes Virgil holding David Flair's
883
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:05.440
arms so they can pull his shirt
up and turn out to can chopping that's
884
01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:14.039
your dad, fuck yeah in the
middle and assault backstage he chops his ship
885
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:17.079
yeah bench, and then he leaves
and says, hey, let me show
886
01:07:17.079 --> 01:07:25.800
you something that you haven't seen.
Dori, what curly Bill man? She's
887
01:07:25.800 --> 01:07:31.760
always seen fully clothed dudes. This
is the craziest, you know. I
888
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:34.880
would love to know how much Virgil
was making a WW it was probably a
889
01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:39.719
lot. Eight hundred thousand. He
said, you're curly Bill. He said,
890
01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:42.760
I'll do it if you want me
to. I don't care. Yeah.
891
01:07:43.280 --> 01:07:45.000
Uh. Virgil made a little over
one hundred thousand dollars a year during
892
01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:48.559
his WSI run. Wow, that
is fantastic fucking money. Like he wasn't
893
01:07:48.599 --> 01:07:51.599
even like bumping dude. He didn't
do anything. I don't think I know.
894
01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:58.599
He was just always standing there.
He was always So we go to
895
01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:04.599
Brian and Hugh Morris versus Scott and
Steve Armstrong. Wow, First of all,
896
01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:08.280
I didn't know Steve Armstrong was a
person. I didn't know this guy
897
01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:13.760
existed. I knew Brad, I
knew road Dog, that knew Scott Steve
898
01:08:14.039 --> 01:08:18.800
Armstrong. Yeah yeah, I also
hidden Van Eric. Yeah, I kind
899
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:21.119
of like that. Really, Yeah, that's what I felt like. The
900
01:08:21.199 --> 01:08:27.960
hidden Von Eric is actually Curly Bill. He's got no legs, no arms,
901
01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:34.319
and he's still the INN champion.
It's just over Hugh Morris here,
902
01:08:34.880 --> 01:08:39.840
haired out, crazy great clips fucking
cut. I mean, this is an
903
01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:44.840
insane looking human being. These guys
are like default c A w's Yeah.
904
01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:47.359
Yeah, like if you like hit
random enough to try to find the fattest,
905
01:08:47.399 --> 01:08:50.880
shittiest pair you could find. Yeah, Brian, more so like the
906
01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:55.199
dudes you made to face in like
day Reckoning at the beginning, and you
907
01:08:55.279 --> 01:09:00.159
face like that default guys. Wow, that's a you're right. And also,
908
01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:03.199
and I'm not gonna let this one
slide, Brian Knobbs and Hugh Morris
909
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:09.439
tag team is crazy fucking work man. And with Jimmy Hart by the way,
910
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:16.239
getting with this one. Yeah man, I mean, I don't know,
911
01:09:16.439 --> 01:09:19.520
There's been a lot of teams we've
seen, you know, on the
912
01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:21.960
history of this podcast, and I
don't know if there's one I hate more
913
01:09:23.279 --> 01:09:27.479
to look at than Brian Nobbs and
Humorris. Yeah, the first family,
914
01:09:27.520 --> 01:09:32.840
Tony, I hate, this is
the worst family. Yeah, I did.
915
01:09:34.199 --> 01:09:38.239
What are you drinking? Which is
your water? You got water?
916
01:09:38.439 --> 01:09:43.840
Can buy it? All right.
So we get into this tag team match.
917
01:09:43.920 --> 01:09:47.720
Here, Hugh Morris hits a gorilla
press slam on Steve Armstrong. That's
918
01:09:47.920 --> 01:09:51.960
that's I'm shocked. You remember his
name? Yeah? Wow, he took
919
01:09:53.000 --> 01:09:55.199
all the heat. That's all I
heard him say Steve at the start.
920
01:09:55.279 --> 01:09:57.199
I said, Okay, he's taking
all the heat. Well, Scott's not,
921
01:09:57.399 --> 01:10:00.800
He's a ship. So Nash says
it's very crazy that Hugh Morris flies
922
01:10:00.840 --> 01:10:04.640
to Japan once a week to get
his hair done by Japanese wrestling legend Bull
923
01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:11.399
Nakano. Dude much and I says, fuck here, you got fired up?
924
01:10:11.680 --> 01:10:15.800
Yeah, you know, you know
Japanese. Very nice Japanese women's wrestling
925
01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:19.159
reference by Kevin Nash, and Nash
laughs and says, thank you very much.
926
01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:24.079
I'm learning, Mike. That was
after today was trying to put over
927
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:28.720
Hugh Morris is finished the no laughing
matter, Moon Salt. Yeah, he
928
01:10:28.760 --> 01:10:30.880
says it's even more. He said, that's an impressive move, and yeah,
929
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:34.000
said it's even more impressively, he
goes to Japan every week to get
930
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:40.199
a hair cut. Hugh Morris goes
for the no laughing matter elbow drop this
931
01:10:40.439 --> 01:10:44.000
is different from the Moon Salt,
and he misses for a double down.
932
01:10:44.359 --> 01:10:45.800
Dude, Nash was fired up about
it. Moore starts to go up and
933
01:10:45.840 --> 01:10:48.279
he says, oh, is this
it? No, he's not backwards.
934
01:10:49.560 --> 01:11:00.640
So Steve Armstrong was not asshole.
It was sorry. I love the British
935
01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:03.920
bulldug as well. So Steve Armshaw
goes for a hot tag, but Knobs
936
01:11:03.960 --> 01:11:06.720
pushes him out of the ring.
I don't know if that was supposed to
937
01:11:06.720 --> 01:11:10.439
happen or what waspposed to happen.
The ref doesn't seem to care that no
938
01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:13.960
one tagged, and everyone on commentary
said, what the hell's going on?
939
01:11:14.439 --> 01:11:17.279
Shockingly, this happens more than once
on this show. In Tag Matches it
940
01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:23.279
does yeah with Rick later? Yes? Is that right? Yes? All
941
01:11:23.359 --> 01:11:26.119
right? So I guess that count
as a tag. The ref did not
942
01:11:26.359 --> 01:11:30.039
go or nothing, He didn't.
He just kind of went to the finish.
943
01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:31.439
I guess I didn't see him tag
him on the way out. I
944
01:11:31.439 --> 01:11:34.279
don't know if that counts anyway,
but who fucking cares nothing counts on.
945
01:11:34.399 --> 01:11:36.520
Let the rest gotta give you the
you know what I mean, like y
946
01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:42.600
tag. Yeah, you're right.
Hugh Morrison hits the no laughing matter moon
947
01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:45.720
saw and wins the match. It
is a nice looking moon set. I'll
948
01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:47.640
give that fat fat man that.
Yeah, I mean, you know that's
949
01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:55.199
the no laughing matters. I'm not
laughing shit, I forgot and Jesus,
950
01:11:55.279 --> 01:12:00.840
I'm sorry. So Brian Knobbs is
yelling at Brad Armstrong and he's really mad
951
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:03.960
that Booker and Stevie caught him a
fruit booty. Yeah, he's pointing down
952
01:12:04.079 --> 01:12:08.600
at him, saying Booker T Stevie
Ray, I told you too, idiots,
953
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.760
who are the fruit boodies? Now? The commentary is very confused.
954
01:12:12.119 --> 01:12:15.720
Well here comes Harlem Heat again no
music because that's not today. Says that
955
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:20.560
Jimmy Hart has brainwashed them into thinking
that Steve and Scott Armstrong are Harlem Heat.
956
01:12:20.560 --> 01:12:25.920
I don't know if there's any world
where I would make this mistick.
957
01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:32.560
Confused the Armstrong brothers brothers as Harlem
Heat. You know I wrote the Armstrong
958
01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:39.319
brothers. I don't know. I
don't know who Steve Armstrong is the real
959
01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:43.640
First Family the arm is the son
of Bob Armstrong, so they got to
960
01:12:43.680 --> 01:12:45.880
be brothers, right, So he's
brothers of Scott, Brad and Brian.
961
01:12:46.239 --> 01:12:48.279
That's right. Okay, all right, there you go. So, yeah,
962
01:12:48.279 --> 01:12:50.680
the Harlem Heat run down. You're
right, Yeah, so Harlem Heat
963
01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:55.479
come out first family Powder. Nash
says, that's not Booker T. That's
964
01:12:55.479 --> 01:13:00.399
Wesley Snipes. No, that's Booker
T. That's Booker T. Stevie Ray,
965
01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:05.960
I, I laughed so hard at
this. I don't know what this
966
01:13:06.159 --> 01:13:09.920
means. You know, what's actually
funny about this line that he says right
967
01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:13.800
here is that I actually didn't hear
it right the first time, and I
968
01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:15.399
had to rewind it like four times. I laughed every time I had to
969
01:13:15.479 --> 01:13:19.159
rewind it. I'm gonna use this
going forward. Stevie Ria says, Hey,
970
01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:25.079
Brian Knobs Hey laughing, man,
we ain't gotta wait till Halloween,
971
01:13:25.119 --> 01:13:32.880
Havoc. You donut eating milk drinking
fruit booties right now? Yeah, milk
972
01:13:33.119 --> 01:13:35.880
drink I totally didn't hear it right
the first time. I was like,
973
01:13:35.960 --> 01:13:41.000
donut eating milkshake fruit booty. I
said, what the hell? And I
974
01:13:41.079 --> 01:13:45.880
went back, Oh, milk drinking
fruit those are two bad things to do,
975
01:13:45.479 --> 01:13:50.000
don't eat and milk drinking. That
was so fucking funny and they didn't
976
01:13:50.039 --> 01:13:54.119
fight, they just laughed. Yeah, I guess he's cool with being a
977
01:13:54.199 --> 01:13:59.159
donut eating milk drinking fruit booty.
I think I am too. That's kind
978
01:13:59.159 --> 01:14:04.279
of what I am. I'm you
know what, I'm starting to think you're
979
01:14:04.279 --> 01:14:08.239
one of the Harlem Heat guys.
Look at you. So they got to
980
01:14:08.279 --> 01:14:13.199
our pre tape Ray Mysterio versus Perry
Saturn. This match is actually like for
981
01:14:13.359 --> 01:14:15.680
a reason, the build for this
one, there's this lead somewhere. I'm
982
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:19.079
stunned. Yeah, I guess they're
they're breaking up the Revolution, Is that
983
01:14:19.239 --> 01:14:23.720
right? That's what they're kind of
alluding to here. I imagine some of
984
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:29.920
the members of the Revolution are leaving
soon to watch out chase the business forever.
985
01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:34.000
See, it's like the Yeah,
the Revolution against filthy animals. They're
986
01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:39.479
recapping Saturn Mysterio on Nitro. Yeah. So Shane Douglas ran down, he
987
01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:44.279
grabs the steel chain out of his
elbow. Pad loaded ell with pad with
988
01:14:44.359 --> 01:14:46.119
a steel chain, which is is
insane. That's a lot of layers.
989
01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:51.039
And then Billy Kidman and Dean Malinko
come down and make the save. Yeah,
990
01:14:51.079 --> 01:14:56.359
Dean Malinko stops Shane Douglas from using
the chain because I guess they're having
991
01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:59.960
issues. Billy Kidman gets into well, first of all, to Tonay,
992
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:01.880
it needs to get in trouble for
this because today says we should change his
993
01:15:01.960 --> 01:15:06.479
name from Shane Douglas to Jane Douglas. He doubles down on that. Later
994
01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:11.920
he does he Zabisco brings it back
up too. But yes, Billy Keipen
995
01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:17.600
slides in the ring and that's a
disqualification. Okay, why the what happened
996
01:15:17.640 --> 01:15:20.840
here? What the fuck? He
like slid into check On Ray and then
997
01:15:20.840 --> 01:15:27.399
the rep said, ah fuck that? Well yeah, so then they I
998
01:15:27.439 --> 01:15:30.000
don't know that that was on the
sheet. You know, it just said
999
01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:31.920
when you run in, I don't
know. Whatever do you want? Yeah,
1000
01:15:32.199 --> 01:15:34.520
I'm supposed to do. So then
we go back to a shot of
1001
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:41.239
the commentators. Nash looks perplexed,
and now it's time for one of the
1002
01:15:41.319 --> 01:15:45.399
funniest things I've ever seen on a
wrestling show ever and maybe uh something that
1003
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:48.840
you could attribute to being why w
CW ended up the way it was,
1004
01:15:49.279 --> 01:15:51.800
But it made me very happy.
Yeah, all right, so that's what
1005
01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:56.560
you really got to like preface this
with like this is very fucking funny,
1006
01:15:56.640 --> 01:16:00.079
Like this is incredibly funny. Yes, you also can't make fun of your
1007
01:16:00.119 --> 01:16:04.479
product like this live, dude,
James, this is this is the main
1008
01:16:04.520 --> 01:16:08.319
event Angle. They're making fun.
You gotta let other people do this,
1009
01:16:08.600 --> 01:16:13.039
Like you can't do this on the
show. Yeah, Like you can do
1010
01:16:13.119 --> 01:16:15.000
it within the Angle, you can
get away with it. Kevin Nash has
1011
01:16:15.359 --> 01:16:23.399
nothing to do with this, endle. He's retired toy. Yeah, he
1012
01:16:23.520 --> 01:16:26.600
booked Angle, Yeah he did.
He's making funny shit. He booked,
1013
01:16:26.640 --> 01:16:30.600
he booked a joke. It's fucking
He still got paid more money, dude,
1014
01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:35.239
and he did have to bump or
lose. Wow. Man, So
1015
01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:39.159
today's talking about this, Goldberg said, vicious thing. That's what we're talking
1016
01:16:39.199 --> 01:16:42.039
about here. It's Goldberg and said
vicious that's the hype for Halloween havocs.
1017
01:16:42.039 --> 01:16:44.920
I don't think the match even happens, by the way, uh, because
1018
01:16:44.920 --> 01:16:47.680
I think I think so, and
I think it turns into like a tag
1019
01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:51.800
or somethhit. Today says when the
match was laid down by Goldberg to said
1020
01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:56.680
vicious sit at one condition, there
could be no physical contact between the two
1021
01:16:56.720 --> 01:16:59.279
until Halloween havoc, and we saw
what happened on Monday, so we don't
1022
01:16:59.279 --> 01:17:02.079
know what the status of the well, Nash says, well, in essence,
1023
01:17:02.119 --> 01:17:04.279
you guys think I've just been sitting
on my hands all day. But
1024
01:17:04.359 --> 01:17:08.920
I went into the truck today and
sat in front of the IMAX edit machines
1025
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:13.239
and I put together an unbelievable baggage. And Today says it's ready to go,
1026
01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:15.479
like it's self contained. It's got
audio and everything with it. And
1027
01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:19.680
na says, I mean well,
and Today says, we gotta narrate this.
1028
01:17:20.199 --> 01:17:25.560
So it's showing footage of Goldberg walking
through the backstage and Nash says,
1029
01:17:25.840 --> 01:17:30.199
Bill Goldberg, I'll do it all
right, Bill Goldberg, a gladiator of
1030
01:17:30.239 --> 01:17:33.680
a man making. And then Goldberg
in the video is talking, so Nash
1031
01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:39.920
has to stop, and Goldberg and
sid Visius are face to face yelling at
1032
01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:43.720
each other, and sid Visius says, you know the word intimidation, You
1033
01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:47.880
know what profrustation is because you can't
touch me, Goldberg, And Nash says,
1034
01:17:48.000 --> 01:17:54.039
a man cannot touch another man.
Sid says, does it feel good?
1035
01:17:54.439 --> 01:18:02.359
Nash says, we don't know,
because we haven't touched Goldberg says,
1036
01:18:02.960 --> 01:18:06.119
how does it feel to be afraid? Sid? And Sid is laughing very
1037
01:18:06.199 --> 01:18:11.079
loud at him. He said,
ha ha, And Nash says, I
1038
01:18:11.279 --> 01:18:16.720
laugh at you doing so far,
Mike. Mike says, you want to
1039
01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:19.079
would you like us to join in? Na says I would love that.
1040
01:18:19.640 --> 01:18:26.840
Goldberg says watch this, and Nash
says, watch this. Then Goldberg is
1041
01:18:26.880 --> 01:18:30.560
walking, he's doing his entrance,
and Nash says, and the very short
1042
01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:35.159
policeman, look at the gigantic Goldberg. They show Goldberg spearing horoce Hogan now
1043
01:18:35.439 --> 01:18:39.680
and Nash then says, watch me
milk the hardcan here? Watch watch me
1044
01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:41.920
milk the hard cane. Where am
I? I'm milking the hardcam. He's
1045
01:18:41.960 --> 01:18:47.520
in the front row with Scott there, he's in the crowd, chewin'.
1046
01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:54.159
Nash says, Goldberg a man on
a mission. Goldberg hits a jackamer on
1047
01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:58.680
horoce Hogan and that says I felt. I felt that that's not Goldberg on
1048
01:18:58.800 --> 01:19:02.760
a mission. Halloween have it?
Boom boom boom. Bill Goldberg, a
1049
01:19:02.920 --> 01:19:08.319
bald headed man with a tattoo who
has only lost one time to a fierce
1050
01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:16.279
warrior, Kevin Nash. He booked
all this, Sabisco says, can you
1051
01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:24.239
pass me Kevin's water. Nashal immediately
says, gigantic traps Today says you ever
1052
01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:31.079
worked for NFL Films. NA says, yeah, Bill Goldberg, this is
1053
01:19:31.239 --> 01:19:36.239
such a long package. Believe it's
like ten minutes. Man, it's a
1054
01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:41.399
long package. It's so fucking funny
though. So the show has shot a
1055
01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:46.239
Sid coming to the ring. NA
says, Sid six foot ten, two
1056
01:19:46.399 --> 01:19:50.760
hundred No. Three No. Five
hundred and ninety one pounds of menacing steel.
1057
01:19:51.239 --> 01:19:56.239
The current champion, Sid Vicious tells
the world Bill Goldberg, if you
1058
01:19:56.319 --> 01:19:59.279
touch me, there will be no
match of Halloween Havoc. Wait a second,
1059
01:19:59.359 --> 01:20:09.239
there's a spear. So the show
Sid wrestling Van Hammer. And in
1060
01:20:09.359 --> 01:20:12.520
this match with Van Hammer, the
refs knocked out. Rick Steiner hits a
1061
01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:15.279
fucking bulldog off the top on van
Hammer. NA says, with the help
1062
01:20:15.319 --> 01:20:19.199
of his ally, Rick Steiner,
Van Hammer goes down to defeat. At
1063
01:20:19.279 --> 01:20:24.199
the current night, tro as the
bald headed man that is not Goldberg in
1064
01:20:24.279 --> 01:20:31.720
the back and stripes saying power bomb
this van Hammer man that says, I
1065
01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:34.399
forgot what's next? I add some
stuff, but the main event here,
1066
01:20:38.560 --> 01:20:43.800
that says rick Steiner, man from
Detroit, Michigan that speaks like a southern
1067
01:20:43.920 --> 01:20:50.279
redneck. So now it's a shot
of Brett, Hart and bin Waugh taking
1068
01:20:50.319 --> 01:20:54.039
on rick Steiner in total package,
and nashays, oh, here it is.
1069
01:20:54.079 --> 01:20:56.520
Here's the stuff I put in this. This is the main event.
1070
01:20:56.760 --> 01:20:59.720
Sid runs in at tax bin Wan
Brett. Then he hits a power bomb
1071
01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:02.600
on and whah, and Nah says
as the crowd chance for gold bag.
1072
01:21:03.039 --> 01:21:06.119
The menacing balld had a giant of
a man who is a record second to
1073
01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:11.239
none. Am I still on?
And here he comes. The people chant
1074
01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:14.439
his name, and once again this
champion delivers a spear second to none.
1075
01:21:14.920 --> 01:21:18.000
He turns and now he reckons the
fact that he cannot touch the agile,
1076
01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:23.279
giant vicious and Sid yells, you
can't touch me, and Nash says,
1077
01:21:23.399 --> 01:21:29.000
I just said that's it, Nash
says. Goldberg ponders the situation, looks
1078
01:21:29.039 --> 01:21:31.920
from side to side, walks away, gives a wink and a tackle.
1079
01:21:32.199 --> 01:21:39.720
What happened? What was Monday bringers? This is so fucking funny. If
1080
01:21:39.760 --> 01:21:44.680
you haven't seen this, I don't
know if I've ever seen this. I
1081
01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:46.600
don't think I have, But we
watched Nash do this the other third time
1082
01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:50.720
we watched WCW two when he was
on commentary. He does this, he
1083
01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:58.039
riffs on all the pretapes and he
does that voice. Bill Goldberg, dude,
1084
01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:01.920
Yeah, writing that down hard.
Just yeah, that was a rough
1085
01:22:01.960 --> 01:22:05.439
one. Best of luck tonight with
that one. I hope I did well.
1086
01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:12.279
Yeah, that was I mean,
you know, I have no ties
1087
01:22:12.319 --> 01:22:15.840
to this, so this was funny
as fuck. But if this happened on
1088
01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:18.079
our show, I'd be the maddest
man of all time. I was probably
1089
01:22:18.159 --> 01:22:29.960
fucking piss headbutt of locker and Goldberg
watched the show. Yeah. Uh So
1090
01:22:30.119 --> 01:22:33.680
we move on after that to the
next match of the How is this match
1091
01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:42.000
possible? This is like the craziest. This is Horace Hogan versus Brian Adams.
1092
01:22:42.279 --> 01:22:45.560
He's just Horace somehow. I don't
know why that is horror ass?
1093
01:22:49.079 --> 01:22:54.680
Do you like Horace is Tron?
What was it? It was Horace Hogan
1094
01:22:54.760 --> 01:23:00.680
with sunglasses and then he didn't have
them on. That's really sick. That's
1095
01:23:00.720 --> 01:23:06.119
me where he's like glass, that's
relatable. This is wow. So this
1096
01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:11.760
is pre chronic. Brian Adams just
a big dude. Yeah, he uh.
1097
01:23:12.159 --> 01:23:14.279
At first he came out. I
thought it was Eric Watts, it
1098
01:23:14.399 --> 01:23:16.039
was not. It was Brian Adams. Yeah, and he's I mean,
1099
01:23:16.079 --> 01:23:19.319
he's in good shape. Horse is
in good shape. Horace actually is not
1100
01:23:19.479 --> 01:23:23.960
Steve Austin right now. He's just
whore ass and he's in a single.
1101
01:23:24.239 --> 01:23:26.680
Well that's why he's not getting as
big of a push because he's not Steve
1102
01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:30.159
Austin here. Well apparently he's fired
or something if he wants to be.
1103
01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:33.520
Yeah, that's sure, you can
come back fire at all. It's gone.
1104
01:23:34.479 --> 01:23:39.800
So yeah. Brian Adams regular Dude
Today mentions that Dean Malinko and Crispin
1105
01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:42.640
wa are in New Japan for a
tour and they're not coming back ever.
1106
01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.000
Yeah. They say, Ben waf
through the Revolution shirt at Shane Douglas on
1107
01:23:45.039 --> 01:23:48.640
Monday, and the issues have set
up. They're so deep that Blanco and
1108
01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:53.000
Ben Wav left the country and that
shays oh I thought he threw the shirt
1109
01:23:53.039 --> 01:24:00.600
at him because the shirt was so
damn ugly. No, So he gets
1110
01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:04.159
started with the match. Brian Adams
is on top, hits a tilted world
1111
01:24:04.199 --> 01:24:09.359
back breaker. This feels long this
match he does because like you know,
1112
01:24:09.560 --> 01:24:13.119
the only thing Brian Abbams do all
match is fucking back breakers that he does
1113
01:24:13.199 --> 01:24:15.760
do a lot of that. He's
a messiah back breakers. He's like the
1114
01:24:16.159 --> 01:24:21.399
shitty ass version of the best wrestler
ever. So wore Ass hits a mule
1115
01:24:21.560 --> 01:24:27.319
kick low blow and Nash immediately goes
to the well, doesn't even hesitate the
1116
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:31.840
old glory mule kick. He's just
laughing at it too. Today says,
1117
01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:34.399
next time you do one of those
video packages, you should get some audio,
1118
01:24:34.920 --> 01:24:38.680
and Nash says, well, why
don't you get in the booth and
1119
01:24:38.760 --> 01:24:41.359
said, chasing knows girl, I
just kidd, I just kidding. I
1120
01:24:41.640 --> 01:24:44.359
gonna wife. Oh, your wifes
might be listening, just getting talk about
1121
01:24:44.359 --> 01:24:47.760
that. Sabisca says she would never
even believe it. Oh, and Nash
1122
01:24:47.800 --> 01:24:51.800
says, you're pretty safe to bet
that Luger isn't coming down because there's skeletons
1123
01:24:51.800 --> 01:24:57.720
on the side of Horris and Fans
says he's not Luger anymore. And I
1124
01:24:57.840 --> 01:25:00.199
says, oh, man, that's
right now. I want to get heat.
1125
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:01.800
Sorry, package, just tell package. I'm gonna put a package together
1126
01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:12.520
for him next Thursday. He's just
riffing, is awes, Yeah, he's
1127
01:25:12.600 --> 01:25:16.239
nuts. Nash says this was originally
a hair versus hair match, and today
1128
01:25:16.279 --> 01:25:21.439
he said, Horace looks like he
already lost what I want want, so
1129
01:25:21.640 --> 01:25:27.439
wore ass hits the SmackDown versus raw
neck breaker into a fucking running splash.
1130
01:25:27.640 --> 01:25:30.239
I don't know if he like decided
halfway off the Irish whip that he did
1131
01:25:30.279 --> 01:25:32.439
that. He was like, I'm
just going for the splash. I don't
1132
01:25:32.439 --> 01:25:35.199
know, dude, he got some
height on it though. At least he
1133
01:25:35.319 --> 01:25:41.079
went up there and like he's like, oh shit, splash. Brian Adams
1134
01:25:41.079 --> 01:25:44.680
cuts him off, hits a pile
driver, and Drian Adams wins that pile
1135
01:25:44.800 --> 01:25:47.560
driver was fucking nutty looking. Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna go to
1136
01:25:47.640 --> 01:25:54.399
the left, crunches him on his
own thigh. Yeah, says by the
1137
01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:57.399
way, Moses lost her keys,
and Nash is all it's in space sixty
1138
01:25:57.479 --> 01:26:01.600
nine. So we go to lash
LaRue Town Hall with mean Jean. Yeah,
1139
01:26:02.000 --> 01:26:04.479
uh Mean Jean being in the ring
is always weird to me. He
1140
01:26:04.479 --> 01:26:08.880
should be on the ram. I
guess when he does the flare ones,
1141
01:26:08.960 --> 01:26:11.199
like there's a lot of flare ones
in the ring. That's what I really
1142
01:26:11.359 --> 01:26:15.560
do that, I mean, I
actually okay, So yeah, the four
1143
01:26:15.600 --> 01:26:18.800
Horsemen ones were usually in the ring, but except for the one we watched
1144
01:26:18.880 --> 01:26:25.479
last time where that ship was off
the rails completely crazy. Yeah that was
1145
01:26:25.560 --> 01:26:28.479
nuts yet, But yeah, mean, Jean's here with lash LaRue, who
1146
01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:30.439
had a match earlier and then sat
backstage until it was time to do his
1147
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:39.079
promo. An hour later, and
lash LaRue cuts an insane promo. He's,
1148
01:26:39.359 --> 01:26:44.199
yeah, where he is putting over
a fucking cruiseweight title match with Disco
1149
01:26:44.439 --> 01:26:48.399
Inferno for Halloween, having is ten
days away and they've just now discovered that
1150
01:26:48.439 --> 01:26:51.680
he's getting a shot for the cruiseweight
titles. So lash Lux comes out and
1151
01:26:51.800 --> 01:26:56.439
today, I guess this is where
Today decided he's had enough. Today says
1152
01:26:56.520 --> 01:26:59.119
not only did he score a victory
here and an on thunder, but he
1153
01:26:59.159 --> 01:27:01.640
gets but he gets promo time as
well, and that says, what's with
1154
01:27:01.760 --> 01:27:11.920
that? Who's booking this? Nash? Okay, So Nash was actually really
1155
01:27:12.119 --> 01:27:14.920
like lash LaRue. I think he
kind of pushed him when he was at
1156
01:27:15.000 --> 01:27:20.039
the book. Yeah, apparently he's
only twenty two years old. He wow.
1157
01:27:20.319 --> 01:27:24.960
Yeah, I think he says that
in the promo or something. Yeah,
1158
01:27:24.960 --> 01:27:28.960
you're right, I called that a
little bit understand it. Yeah,
1159
01:27:29.600 --> 01:27:31.439
I caught that ship. Yeah.
Man, this promo, like I said,
1160
01:27:31.479 --> 01:27:34.600
he's got this accent, but yeah, it's about this Halloween having disco
1161
01:27:34.640 --> 01:27:39.000
inferno shit, and uh yeah,
it's pretty much just that. At one
1162
01:27:39.000 --> 01:27:41.920
point, he goes off the rails
and says, I'm gonna assume it's like
1163
01:27:42.680 --> 01:27:46.760
local dialect. It's gotta be he
well, he right before he gets to
1164
01:27:46.840 --> 01:27:50.479
that. He The little bit of
the promo that I could understand was that
1165
01:27:50.600 --> 01:27:54.680
he said he was all his last
lovers out here and the one thing they
1166
01:27:54.720 --> 01:27:58.039
wanted to see me do go to
Last Vegas. Sorry, that's Las Vegas
1167
01:27:58.960 --> 01:28:01.840
folloween Havoc. And when I walk
out of there, I'm gonna walk out
1168
01:28:01.840 --> 01:28:05.039
with this draft. And me Gan
says, with disco being your opponent,
1169
01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:10.159
can you dance again? I Dan's
I have even seen that Burdon Street blues.
1170
01:28:10.560 --> 01:28:12.640
Yeah, give me a couple of
shot to bubble little clothes and I'm
1171
01:28:12.640 --> 01:28:18.199
talking about that last I'm going out. Yeah, what do you say?
1172
01:28:18.640 --> 01:28:30.399
What is he saying? What did
he say? Sun out tongue. That's
1173
01:28:30.439 --> 01:28:33.359
gonna be somebody from somebody from the
area is gonna tell that's gotta be local.
1174
01:28:33.439 --> 01:28:35.800
Dialect. You guys have to know
what that he is. He said
1175
01:28:35.840 --> 01:28:41.119
that cut pops so they like,
some somebody listening that's from the area,
1176
01:28:41.600 --> 01:28:45.319
listen to this promo. Tell me
what it means. Actually, transcript the
1177
01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:50.720
whole promo actually, and then this
way that would be awesome. You put
1178
01:28:50.720 --> 01:28:55.119
it on the Reddit or something,
because we know. I mean, I'll
1179
01:28:55.199 --> 01:28:57.680
be honest, though, I kind
of fun with lash LaRue, you know
1180
01:28:57.760 --> 01:29:00.520
what. I was kind of feeling
that too. I mean, he's a
1181
01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:02.960
young blue. Like the promo,
I couldn't understand it, but man,
1182
01:29:03.399 --> 01:29:06.079
I could feel it. You know, he's got something to him. You
1183
01:29:06.159 --> 01:29:11.159
know. It felt sincere. Yeah, yeah, you know, And well
1184
01:29:11.199 --> 01:29:14.079
it doesn't it doesn't work out too
great for him. Yeah, what did
1185
01:29:14.119 --> 01:29:16.119
he like retire? Oh? He
got sawn to a developmental deal and then
1186
01:29:16.239 --> 01:29:19.319
went to Heartland Wrestling and then never
did anything after that and he got released.
1187
01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:21.920
Yeah. Oh, he got released
in on one later standing he preferred
1188
01:29:21.920 --> 01:29:25.680
to pursue other options after it became
a parent, the WF had no plans
1189
01:29:25.720 --> 01:29:30.680
for him. He was on the
first TNA Weekly pay per view from April
1190
01:29:30.680 --> 01:29:33.399
of July o four. He traveled
south to Orlando, Florida, and appearedical
1191
01:29:33.640 --> 01:29:41.479
occasionally on Explosion for TNA. He
did some indies and then he retired at
1192
01:29:41.520 --> 01:29:45.680
some point here and became a pastor. He's a good artist too, is
1193
01:29:45.720 --> 01:29:49.079
that right? He can draw really
well. Yeah, and he wrestled Joey
1194
01:29:49.159 --> 01:29:53.279
Janella like last year year, Dad, I do remember that he did come
1195
01:29:53.319 --> 01:29:56.520
back to do that. Yeah.
So yeah, man, I don't know
1196
01:29:56.840 --> 01:29:59.800
if you listen to podcasts or whatever
or what you fuck with, but if
1197
01:29:59.800 --> 01:30:02.800
you ever hear this, we fuck
with the fucking raising CASU. Yeah,
1198
01:30:03.239 --> 01:30:05.880
and maybe if you can tell us
what the fuck you're talking about, that'd
1199
01:30:05.880 --> 01:30:12.680
be awesome. Down with it,
lock us the fucking all the way in,
1200
01:30:12.800 --> 01:30:15.560
you know, Yeah, for real, for real. So we go
1201
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:17.840
to a pre tate. I cannot
believe I'm looking at this. So there's
1202
01:30:17.880 --> 01:30:24.119
a pre tap now, and it
is Berlin and Brad Armstrong in a feud
1203
01:30:24.239 --> 01:30:27.640
with each other. Not only not
only is it a feud, but it
1204
01:30:27.760 --> 01:30:30.399
is a feud that is getting not
only a hype video, but Berlin gets
1205
01:30:30.399 --> 01:30:34.399
a match on the show. Yeah. So Berlin says something to l A
1206
01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:38.880
Knight who walks by, and he
comes back and he says, you're gonna
1207
01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:42.560
speak English when you're in America.
He said something to him in German,
1208
01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:45.479
and he fucking got real mad about
that. He gripped him. I don't
1209
01:30:45.479 --> 01:30:46.520
know what the hell you think you're
from, buddy, this is America.
1210
01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:53.520
He's speaking eglous for me. Yeah, that looks like his side profile l
1211
01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:57.039
A. Knight crazy. Yeah,
jesus so yeah. Brad walks away and
1212
01:30:57.079 --> 01:31:00.600
Berlin goes back to Brad. Berlin
was just standing in the hall way against
1213
01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:08.399
the wall, by the way,
like he said none, yeah nice yeah
1214
01:31:08.880 --> 01:31:15.199
German. Yeah. So Brad Armstrong
has a match with Kurt Hennig and Berlin
1215
01:31:15.279 --> 01:31:20.000
comes out in the apron. Brad
gloms him, but then the bodyguard aka
1216
01:31:20.199 --> 01:31:24.479
the Wall the Wall comes out and
comes out and nails Armstrong, will leads
1217
01:31:24.520 --> 01:31:29.000
them getting hit with the perfect plex
and losing. Then they don't say what
1218
01:31:29.119 --> 01:31:30.279
shows these are on, so I
don't know the timeline of any of this.
1219
01:31:30.800 --> 01:31:34.000
Brad Armstrong is walking around backstage.
At some point he gets attacked by
1220
01:31:34.079 --> 01:31:39.159
the bodyguard. Then Berlin walks up, talks some shit in German. Brad
1221
01:31:39.199 --> 01:31:43.199
ontrum takes his cane and hits the
wall with it, and then another show
1222
01:31:43.800 --> 01:31:46.279
Brad's having a match with Laparca.
The ref is bumped. Berlin tries to
1223
01:31:46.319 --> 01:31:50.119
attack him, but Brad Armstrong cuts
him off. Then the wall hits Laparca
1224
01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:55.760
with a chair and throws him into
the ring. Then Berlin attacks Brad Armstrong
1225
01:31:55.760 --> 01:32:00.039
and hits him with his pat the
neck breaker. Then Brad, after getting
1226
01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:03.359
hit with the neck breaker, is
able to lay on Laparka and win anyway.
1227
01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:10.720
All right, So the bodyguard attacked
Laparka with a chair, Berlin attacked
1228
01:32:10.720 --> 01:32:15.359
Brad Armstrong with the neck breaker right, and then Brad Armstrong pinned Laparka right,
1229
01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:23.960
and Berlin watched him win. What
the fuck? Yeah, I don't
1230
01:32:24.159 --> 01:32:27.279
I don't know. I don't have
any fucking idea. I don't know if
1231
01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:30.720
I've ever seen that two guys get
attacked and one of them still wins a
1232
01:32:30.800 --> 01:32:34.319
match. Yeah, but like not
intentional. It wasn't like someone came in
1233
01:32:34.439 --> 01:32:36.600
and yeah, right, They're like, I'm gonna help Brad Armstrong win.
1234
01:32:36.680 --> 01:32:41.000
No, they didn't want either of
them to win, but Brad Armstrong just
1235
01:32:41.399 --> 01:32:43.920
got over to him and put his
arm on him and won. And yeah,
1236
01:32:43.960 --> 01:32:45.640
they let it happen. They like
were like, ah, whatever damage
1237
01:32:45.640 --> 01:32:50.279
has been done. And then Laparker
loses to Brad Armstrong and then he's in
1238
01:32:50.359 --> 01:32:56.600
the main event with TP and Buff
Bagwell and he's he's chased off Rick Steiner
1239
01:32:56.640 --> 01:33:00.720
and Lex Luger. What the fuck
is going on? Anyways? Time for
1240
01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:05.600
Prince Aya Kea versus Berlin, great
fucking great man to go along with all
1241
01:33:05.600 --> 01:33:10.399
the other fucking great matches on this
show. God damn it, this is
1242
01:33:10.399 --> 01:33:12.319
a hot feed. We're leading up
to the payview. Okay, we got
1243
01:33:12.359 --> 01:33:16.760
the shit, all right. So
Berlin goes out here with the bodyguard and
1244
01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:23.720
Kevin Nash just screams, die deetic
bodyguard. I'm gonna put a package together
1245
01:33:23.720 --> 01:33:27.800
on him next week. Today says, I'll lit an audio in that package,
1246
01:33:27.800 --> 01:33:33.039
please. Then Today announces that it's
Rick Steiner and TP versus Laparca and
1247
01:33:33.159 --> 01:33:40.279
buff Bagwell tonight. Yeah, nashas
get out in no way. What are
1248
01:33:40.319 --> 01:33:43.079
they doing together as a team?
And Today says, well, we saw
1249
01:33:43.159 --> 01:33:45.960
La park and make the save earlier, and I says, I remember now,
1250
01:33:45.199 --> 01:33:47.199
well half the guys didn't show up
tonight, so we had the book
1251
01:33:47.239 --> 01:33:49.840
this earlier. Today, That's what
happened. What are you smiling about,
1252
01:33:49.880 --> 01:33:56.600
Mike dude? The way he delivered. This shit was so funny. He's
1253
01:33:56.640 --> 01:33:59.000
like, well, you know the
Parker did come down earlier and I I,
1254
01:33:59.000 --> 01:34:00.720
oh, no, no, I
remember, I remember the guys his
1255
01:34:00.840 --> 01:34:03.000
job today though, That's what really
happened. And then they like just stops,
1256
01:34:03.199 --> 01:34:06.920
everyone stops talking. And then Nash
goes, what are you smiling about,
1257
01:34:06.960 --> 01:34:12.359
Mike, it's a junk that today, says, Oh, well,
1258
01:34:12.439 --> 01:34:17.279
welcome to this all shoot edition of
something. Wow. Man, they are
1259
01:34:17.319 --> 01:34:21.800
getting unhinged. Yeah, this I
mean right here is where like everything is
1260
01:34:21.840 --> 01:34:25.760
like all right, legit, fuck
all this show, like who cares now?
1261
01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:30.159
So Prince ayaka leapfrogs the raft.
He drop kicks Berlin to start things
1262
01:34:30.239 --> 01:34:33.079
off. Berlin's taunts spamming, and
they're like, why is he doing that?
1263
01:34:33.600 --> 01:34:40.119
And Nash says, it's a German
version of ty Bo. He also
1264
01:34:40.640 --> 01:34:45.840
has the hair like horseshoe style on
its head reverse. It's like if you
1265
01:34:45.880 --> 01:34:49.319
took the George Constanza and then reversed
it. He's got the middle form.
1266
01:34:49.880 --> 01:34:54.399
What the that's a great way to
look at it. That is nuts.
1267
01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:57.800
Nash puts him over pretty well here. He says, Berlin a stealth one
1268
01:34:57.960 --> 01:35:05.800
sixty three Fritz Aya Kea with the
Steve Austin thest press. Yeah what.
1269
01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:13.359
Berlin then rolls through a whip and
it's a backbreaker and then Taunt spams on
1270
01:35:13.680 --> 01:35:17.039
the mat and then goes to the
buckle and then Taunt Spams on the buckle
1271
01:35:17.640 --> 01:35:24.039
after starting the match Taunt spamming,
which pissed off everybody. Kevin Nashton says
1272
01:35:24.159 --> 01:35:33.319
that him, Scott Hall and colleagues
are in negotiations for a one hour variety
1273
01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:40.880
wrestling show with music and guests and
women in the industry to show their stuff
1274
01:35:41.319 --> 01:35:47.000
and it is called the Big Chazeau
coming through the TVs seven O five to
1275
01:35:47.079 --> 01:35:53.720
eight O five today says you gotta
start date for that. That says,
1276
01:35:53.760 --> 01:35:56.520
I'm pitching it right now. I'm
looking for some kind of niche here.
1277
01:35:56.520 --> 01:36:00.760
I don't want to be bumping around
him getting old. I don't know what's
1278
01:36:00.800 --> 01:36:02.520
going on is match at this point. I'm just writing down with this state.
1279
01:36:03.119 --> 01:36:08.479
I stopped watching the match for sure, so I started to research his
1280
01:36:08.640 --> 01:36:12.640
big sho actually happened to deal with
this. I think there was rumor legit
1281
01:36:12.800 --> 01:36:15.800
rumors of like Sara Knight, either
sta Knit's going away or they were trying
1282
01:36:15.840 --> 01:36:20.000
to repackage Saturday Night. So I
legit think this was like something that was
1283
01:36:20.119 --> 01:36:23.800
actually being pitched, that he was
not joke like it was a joke,
1284
01:36:23.880 --> 01:36:25.680
but he meant that he wanted to
do this. Yeah, I'm sure he
1285
01:36:25.720 --> 01:36:28.920
wanted to host and get paid tons
of money to do it. Hell yeah,
1286
01:36:29.720 --> 01:36:35.560
so Berlin I pokes him and Nash
says a short cutski or actions shorts
1287
01:36:35.640 --> 01:36:45.159
cut skin because he's sureman, I'll
get Prince. It's a clothes on in
1288
01:36:45.239 --> 01:36:48.600
Berlin, and Scoop slams them,
and then Zabisco says, and there's one
1289
01:36:48.720 --> 01:36:58.359
for Autumn von skid Mark and that
says that's all that, Yeah, getting
1290
01:36:58.359 --> 01:37:01.640
the festivities, Larry the Prince.
Hik hits a bag body drop and Nash
1291
01:37:01.640 --> 01:37:09.560
says, hi hi hi drop,
I K and then hits a Samoan drop
1292
01:37:09.640 --> 01:37:18.479
and that says, no, old
glory Samoan the bodyguard that punches Prince I
1293
01:37:18.640 --> 01:37:21.800
K when the ref is not looking, and Berlin hits a neck breaker to
1294
01:37:21.880 --> 01:37:27.039
win, fucking brother, you need
to get a new finish now, No,
1295
01:37:27.239 --> 01:37:32.000
we're gonna fucking fire. So now
we get a mang pre tape putting
1296
01:37:32.039 --> 01:37:36.680
over the Tonguin death grip with some
crazy distorted audio in that scream you hear
1297
01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:42.000
in every movie ever. Uhheim,
No, it's it's not. I don't
1298
01:37:42.039 --> 01:37:45.760
think it's that one. It's just
fucking something, just fucking screens. Like,
1299
01:37:45.800 --> 01:37:47.199
wow, I heard this a million
times. Yes, it was a
1300
01:37:47.279 --> 01:37:49.680
fucked up looking video that I mean. They did a lot of videos like
1301
01:37:49.800 --> 01:37:54.319
this at this time though. Yeah, and Nash of course talks about it
1302
01:37:54.399 --> 01:37:58.359
here in a minute, talk about
it. So we get a Luther Biggs
1303
01:37:58.560 --> 01:38:04.319
versus Meng Luther Biggs with coach Buzz
Stern. Who I listen, we know
1304
01:38:04.359 --> 01:38:08.039
a lot of bullshit. I have
no fucking idea who these guys are.
1305
01:38:09.079 --> 01:38:15.720
Buzz Stern was Glacier. What no
fucking this one Glacier did? After he
1306
01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:18.279
sold the Eye and all the gimmicks
and all this ship, he came fitness
1307
01:38:18.359 --> 01:38:21.239
coach. The guy that I was
looking at on the show was Glacier.
1308
01:38:21.720 --> 01:38:26.199
That was Glacier because he wasn't the
one wrestling. No, he went to
1309
01:38:26.279 --> 01:38:29.359
the power Plant to like scout people, and then he got Luther Biggs from
1310
01:38:29.399 --> 01:38:33.199
the power Plant. What this whole
match saying that Luther Biggs is fat,
1311
01:38:34.680 --> 01:38:42.119
dude, not all he is fat, but he was also Disgraceland in TNA.
1312
01:38:42.199 --> 01:38:45.640
Do you remember Disgraceland was a one
off? I do remember? Was
1313
01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:50.520
extreme thing? Yes, that was
Luther Biggs by the way, Oh my
1314
01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:54.840
god. So that's the only thing
I ever know this guy from was that
1315
01:38:55.000 --> 01:38:59.920
one TNA thing. I'm fucking fucked
up. That Glacier man, that's crazy,
1316
01:39:00.479 --> 01:39:01.760
dude. It is like, look
at a picture of Buster and it
1317
01:39:01.920 --> 01:39:08.000
looks nothing like Glacier. There's no
way but it is. That was Gibbi.
1318
01:39:08.079 --> 01:39:11.439
Yeah, he's gonna be a coach
after he was not Glee. Yeah.
1319
01:39:11.560 --> 01:39:14.199
Nash says, the Luther looks a
little husky, and Today says,
1320
01:39:14.199 --> 01:39:15.039
I don't think he's been doing too
many sit ups, if that's what you
1321
01:39:15.119 --> 01:39:23.520
mean. So Meng comes out,
and Kevin Nash says, have you you've
1322
01:39:23.600 --> 01:39:26.359
never seen Berry White and Meng in
the same place, have you? Yeah?
1323
01:39:26.399 --> 01:39:29.000
Tonight says I guess you're right,
And Zibisco says, you've never seen
1324
01:39:29.079 --> 01:39:32.119
Meng and Luther Rigs here either,
and Today says it's Luther Biggs, no
1325
01:39:32.239 --> 01:39:35.239
relation to Scotty Riggs. And Nash
says, well, Rigs is trim.
1326
01:39:35.359 --> 01:39:43.560
This guy's husky. That says that
back some of that, says, back
1327
01:39:43.600 --> 01:39:46.600
in the territory days, Meng was
going through thirty to forty people a night
1328
01:39:46.680 --> 01:39:51.760
at bars. He's the real deal. That's awesome. Mang then gets the
1329
01:39:51.920 --> 01:39:56.760
tongue in death grip in and then
pins him with the tongue in death grip.
1330
01:39:56.960 --> 01:39:59.439
He just beats the shit out on
the whole match. They call him
1331
01:39:59.600 --> 01:40:01.359
Luthor, BIG's fat the whole time, and he had tongue and death grip.
1332
01:40:01.960 --> 01:40:05.640
And then coach Stern gets in the
ring hits Meng with a clipboard,
1333
01:40:06.119 --> 01:40:11.880
and while Meng is setting up the
tongue and death grip, coach buzz Stern.
1334
01:40:12.000 --> 01:40:14.920
Nash says, if coach Stern is
gonna give Lutheran any advice, it
1335
01:40:14.960 --> 01:40:17.239
should be to push away from the
table forty five minutes earlier than usual.
1336
01:40:17.640 --> 01:40:28.359
Husky. So Meng tongue and death
grips coach buzz Stern, and then Meng
1337
01:40:28.479 --> 01:40:30.319
leaves, and Nash says, these
guys should have known that nobody gets beat
1338
01:40:30.359 --> 01:40:40.279
after a sweet package like that.
That is fucking crazy, man. You
1339
01:40:40.319 --> 01:40:44.600
should have known he got a video
package. You're losing. So we got
1340
01:40:44.760 --> 01:40:50.479
a Perry Saturn versus Ray Mysterio Junior
finally final, I could watch some good
1341
01:40:50.640 --> 01:40:56.159
fucking food. Man. Fuck all
right, So, Nash says Halloween Havoc
1342
01:40:56.279 --> 01:40:59.199
is his favorite pay per view because
it's in Vegas and he gets to see
1343
01:40:59.239 --> 01:41:05.319
his friends at Crazy Horse Too.
Is what, dude, I love how
1344
01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:08.920
they fish for He's like, yeah, this is my favorite paper and then
1345
01:41:08.960 --> 01:41:13.199
Mike AND's like, please let us
know, and then he goes on about
1346
01:41:13.199 --> 01:41:15.920
the baby he knew he was gonna
say. He's like, what bullshit are
1347
01:41:15.960 --> 01:41:19.840
you gonna say? That was?
Nash also says stinging Lexi and you know,
1348
01:41:19.960 --> 01:41:25.760
problems for mister Hogan. Zabisco says
it's the total package and that says,
1349
01:41:26.159 --> 01:41:33.000
don't don't Oh that's funny. Wow, man, he is still it's
1350
01:41:33.079 --> 01:41:36.000
like an hour and a half in
and he's still firing off like that's a
1351
01:41:36.079 --> 01:41:40.680
skill. Man. He's on.
Man. I mean again, this is
1352
01:41:40.800 --> 01:41:43.800
not something I would want on,
like a show that I want to enjoy,
1353
01:41:44.560 --> 01:41:48.840
but absolutely fucking nut that this exists
for me to enjoy in this manner.
1354
01:41:49.039 --> 01:41:53.960
Yeah, there's not a better company
for this to exist than Yeah,
1355
01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:58.279
I know you're so. Nash says
Flair is still the most entertaining guy in
1356
01:41:58.359 --> 01:42:00.840
the world. And he's going to
sit down, get some cocktails, listen
1357
01:42:00.880 --> 01:42:04.800
to some groovy albums, and we're
gonna talk. And of course that will
1358
01:42:04.840 --> 01:42:15.960
be on the Big Chazzeou. Of
course. So Perry Saturn and Ray Mysterio
1359
01:42:16.079 --> 01:42:20.960
have an insane exchange in the ring
during Kevin Nash is going on and on
1360
01:42:21.079 --> 01:42:26.720
about the Big Shipzo. They're like
doing a lot of crazy shit. This
1361
01:42:26.840 --> 01:42:30.079
is like a six to seven minute
match. They have stopped watching from the
1362
01:42:30.159 --> 01:42:35.079
start and this sh is awesome.
So it is Saturn catches Ray off a
1363
01:42:35.199 --> 01:42:40.640
springboard moon salt and tries to hit
a German souplex, only for Ray to
1364
01:42:40.760 --> 01:42:44.079
land on his feet and then to
hit the springboard moon salt from the other
1365
01:42:44.199 --> 01:42:46.199
side of the ring. I think
the first one was off the second and
1366
01:42:46.279 --> 01:42:48.560
then the other one was the other
side of the ring, off the top.
1367
01:42:48.920 --> 01:42:51.439
I was like, yeah, Wow, I knew they were gonna work
1368
01:42:51.479 --> 01:42:56.159
after that snruck. Yeah. So
Ray hits the face full of stuff and
1369
01:42:56.399 --> 01:42:59.680
that's the rough rider. Yeah,
and that says the old Glory rough Rider.
1370
01:43:02.560 --> 01:43:06.960
Ray hits an Arabian moon salt and
then a sensational flip dive to the
1371
01:43:08.039 --> 01:43:11.600
outside. God, I'm glad that's
first of all, you're correct. Second
1372
01:43:11.600 --> 01:43:14.439
of all, Arabian moon salt is
the right call. I didn't know what's
1373
01:43:14.520 --> 01:43:16.680
right because split legg it is out
of the corner. Yeah, Arabians up
1374
01:43:16.720 --> 01:43:19.079
the middle. I did not thank
you. All right, good, good,
1375
01:43:19.479 --> 01:43:24.199
a point for you. I just
watched too much for wrestling. So
1376
01:43:24.479 --> 01:43:28.760
Saturn catches Ray and a head and
arm Saturn plex and he gets on,
1377
01:43:29.399 --> 01:43:31.000
gets him back, and he hits
another one. And today he says,
1378
01:43:31.680 --> 01:43:35.560
Saturn hits a t bone and then
he does it again and that says that
1379
01:43:35.800 --> 01:43:40.960
last one was the porterhouse. Yeah, they switched his hands. That's a
1380
01:43:41.000 --> 01:43:44.439
poorhouse, which gives you the New
York split, the New York and the
1381
01:43:44.560 --> 01:43:46.079
file a. Zbisco says, it's
not a fil anymore. It's a total
1382
01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:51.359
steak. Sorry. There was one
on the flip dive one that they were
1383
01:43:51.399 --> 01:43:56.520
talking about, which was fucking so
stupid. So Ray does the flip dive,
1384
01:43:56.720 --> 01:43:58.680
and Ziska says, if you want
to keep an eye on raymis here,
1385
01:43:58.680 --> 01:44:00.600
you gotta look fifty feet in the
error and today says eyes in the
1386
01:44:00.640 --> 01:44:03.479
back of your head. That wouldn't
be bad either. Bisco says, walf
1387
01:44:03.560 --> 01:44:06.680
dugging needed those they'd be old glory
eyes in the back of the head,
1388
01:44:08.760 --> 01:44:15.199
and that says or the old glory
skid mark. Speaking of that, that
1389
01:44:15.479 --> 01:44:19.960
says, you know, Jim Duggan, was you Larry if the old glory
1390
01:44:20.079 --> 01:44:26.640
living legends go on and on and
on today last he says, all right,
1391
01:44:26.760 --> 01:44:29.560
I think we beat that one to
death, and that says no such
1392
01:44:29.720 --> 01:44:36.279
thing. So Saturn, it's an
arm captured belly to belly. They're working
1393
01:44:36.520 --> 01:44:42.199
man, they are. Saturn then
catches Ray into a dragon soup lax right
1394
01:44:42.279 --> 01:44:45.640
on his fucking head. They go
all the way over fucking awesome. It
1395
01:44:45.760 --> 01:44:47.720
was like a spring back elbow that
he caught him on dumps him on his
1396
01:44:48.000 --> 01:44:53.000
fucking head. It was gnarly.
Ray tries to go underneath Perry, but
1397
01:44:53.239 --> 01:44:57.840
Saturn literally stops somebody like pushes them
down and grabs them. And then I
1398
01:44:57.960 --> 01:45:00.720
thought that was so sick. And
then Ray vick three rolls them for a
1399
01:45:00.800 --> 01:45:04.760
two. Ray goes for the Frankensteiner, but Saturn just fucking throws him head
1400
01:45:04.840 --> 01:45:09.399
first. He goes for I guess
he's going for the elbow drop because we
1401
01:45:09.439 --> 01:45:12.720
see it later. Ray cuts him
off. Then Ray goes up for the
1402
01:45:12.920 --> 01:45:16.079
on his shoulders for the Franken starter
from like the corner like the Baltimore Dragon
1403
01:45:16.319 --> 01:45:19.159
Rana. Yeah, yeah, that's
exact. Fuck, that's exactly what it
1404
01:45:19.399 --> 01:45:21.640
was. I was like, I
know we had seen someone do it recently,
1405
01:45:21.880 --> 01:45:26.760
we just watched too much. Yeah
that's right. And then Saturn just
1406
01:45:26.880 --> 01:45:30.680
fucking holds on and super bombs them
off the top for it. It was
1407
01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:33.399
so cool, it was awesome.
It was for a two point nine.
1408
01:45:33.479 --> 01:45:38.159
I'm flipping out. They don't give
a shit on the commentary at all.
1409
01:45:38.479 --> 01:45:41.640
Yeah, imagine having two guys that
will go out there and have a match
1410
01:45:41.760 --> 01:45:45.079
like this, like this is a
nothing show. That just yeah, like
1411
01:45:45.319 --> 01:45:48.680
these guys, these guys are having
a match like this, Like that's a
1412
01:45:49.000 --> 01:45:53.840
that's a big bump, Like all
these are big bombs, and like Nash
1413
01:45:53.960 --> 01:45:57.239
isn't even next, wouldn't even fart
on the way to the ring tonight,
1414
01:45:57.399 --> 01:46:00.560
you know what I mean. So
like it's just so, hey, brother,
1415
01:46:00.920 --> 01:46:09.039
you can tell, easy, you
can tell. Vinnie r tells them
1416
01:46:10.520 --> 01:46:18.439
nowhere near that show unless Kevin Nash
is there on commentary. So Kevin Nash
1417
01:46:18.600 --> 01:46:24.640
is making fun of this the whole
time. Raymisterio Saturn, They're going nuts.
1418
01:46:25.319 --> 01:46:28.600
It's fucking crazy to me how this
works, because Ray Mysterio goes on
1419
01:46:28.720 --> 01:46:32.079
to become one of the greatest wrestling
legends of all time. I mean,
1420
01:46:32.119 --> 01:46:35.760
he's one of the very few success
stories of jumping from one to the other.
1421
01:46:36.119 --> 01:46:42.600
It's actually insane because all he does
is reverse the Kevin Nash booking.
1422
01:46:43.039 --> 01:46:45.680
Oh wow, you're right, that's
all he did. Yeah, that is
1423
01:46:45.840 --> 01:46:51.439
right. Yeah wow, and just
one on and when when Yeah, oh
1424
01:46:51.520 --> 01:46:57.399
my god, Eddie was also they
could have done that exact feud and ww
1425
01:46:57.840 --> 01:47:00.760
like it. It could have been
you know whatever. But he could have
1426
01:47:00.800 --> 01:47:03.439
did a lot of things here,
maybe book the first nine matches on the
1427
01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:09.520
show that maybe watch them. You
know, I'm glad that they gave us
1428
01:47:09.680 --> 01:47:14.680
Kevin Nash riffing on a show for
Mead, I agree, take the bad
1429
01:47:14.760 --> 01:47:16.560
with the bad, just take all
of it, you know what I mean.
1430
01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:23.159
Ray head scissors around and then rolls
up Saturn to win the match.
1431
01:47:23.640 --> 01:47:28.720
That was a very fun fucking match. Even more funny than what Nash was
1432
01:47:28.720 --> 01:47:30.800
saying on commentary is what Saturn does
after this. Now, you know,
1433
01:47:30.880 --> 01:47:34.439
I was expecting him to jump Ray. Not only does he jump Ray,
1434
01:47:34.560 --> 01:47:41.600
somehow he gloms both Ray and the
Ref at the same time beside each other
1435
01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:45.199
and lays them both out more more
like a niight, like just destroys.
1436
01:47:47.000 --> 01:47:50.039
It was insane. Yeah, Steam
rolls a ship out of him, kills
1437
01:47:50.119 --> 01:47:54.000
them both, pulls a chain out
of his tights, hits Ray in the
1438
01:47:54.079 --> 01:47:58.399
head. You know those chain douglass
He's got there, they say that commentary.
1439
01:47:59.199 --> 01:48:01.800
Then Saturn three rows the Ref over
the top rope. He slams right
1440
01:48:01.880 --> 01:48:05.119
down and he goes up the top
for the elbow drop and he jumps off
1441
01:48:05.199 --> 01:48:11.159
and Nashell's old gloria elbow drop.
Dude, he screams this ship out of
1442
01:48:11.239 --> 01:48:14.720
that. He nails it. It
was a good elbow drop. And then
1443
01:48:14.800 --> 01:48:17.640
Saturn puts Ray in the rings of
Saturn. He gives this fucking insane look.
1444
01:48:18.199 --> 01:48:24.279
He like nobody turns the taunt yeah
up and then like he's like looking
1445
01:48:24.359 --> 01:48:29.079
to God, He's like, I'm
gonna fucking lock this bitch in. I
1446
01:48:29.199 --> 01:48:31.560
love that ton too. That's the
parry Saturn orton did that ton for a
1447
01:48:31.600 --> 01:48:34.439
minute. A lot of guys have
done that ton to grab the wrist,
1448
01:48:35.199 --> 01:48:39.079
uh fucking John. So yeah,
he puts on the rings. Saturn refs
1449
01:48:39.199 --> 01:48:41.399
come out to break it up.
Slick Johnson is one of the referees,
1450
01:48:41.439 --> 01:48:45.199
and Nash says, is that GOLDBERGA? And then just before we're going to
1451
01:48:45.239 --> 01:48:49.199
commercial today says up next total packaging
Rick Steiner versus buff bag Wall in La
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01:48:49.279 --> 01:49:00.279
Parca, and just before it goes
black Nashell's skeleton. Man, Oh my
1453
01:49:00.560 --> 01:49:03.920
god, man, it might be
the greatest. He's unhinged. Man like
1454
01:49:04.359 --> 01:49:09.199
this is a powerful, powerful man
at this time. And he didn't give
1455
01:49:09.239 --> 01:49:13.279
a ship. He pissed off the
entire locker room of the deaths. But
1456
01:49:14.119 --> 01:49:15.840
he didn't piss off was his boys, Duddy, But they all love this
1457
01:49:16.000 --> 01:49:18.159
show. They were fucking diet.
Yeah, they weren't at the show,
1458
01:49:18.199 --> 01:49:23.359
though they were hearing about it later. I was watching it. I was
1459
01:49:23.520 --> 01:49:30.600
right there. I am when is
that coming out? So we have the
1460
01:49:30.680 --> 01:49:35.880
Total package in Rick Steiner versus Buff
Bagwell and La Parca. Whatever you thought,
1461
01:49:36.439 --> 01:49:42.840
whatever you thought it was fucking by
the end of this, it is
1462
01:49:42.920 --> 01:49:45.199
not what you thought, because no
one opening of this is like you the
1463
01:49:45.359 --> 01:49:47.920
entrances. I'm like, what the
fuck is going on here? No one
1464
01:49:48.000 --> 01:49:51.720
could have ever I'll give you a
second. As a fan watching I don't
1465
01:49:51.720 --> 01:49:55.239
know I guess some people watch the
show and if you haven't seen this,
1466
01:49:56.000 --> 01:49:59.159
if you haven't seen it, try
to imagine what happens by the end of
1467
01:49:59.199 --> 01:50:01.520
this match, and then see if
you're right at the end your prediction.
1468
01:50:01.720 --> 01:50:08.399
Now and yeah, there's there's no
chance you guess what happens here. I
1469
01:50:08.479 --> 01:50:12.600
still don't understand what happened. So
Buff and la Parker come out here after
1470
01:50:12.760 --> 01:50:15.520
TP and Steiner, and TP gets
out of the ring, and Nash says,
1471
01:50:15.600 --> 01:50:21.760
see, he's scared of the skeleton
man. And when uh, when
1472
01:50:21.880 --> 01:50:26.720
DP and Rick Steyner coming out.
Bisco says, well, Laparka doesn't speak
1473
01:50:26.760 --> 01:50:30.560
English. Buff doesn't speak Spanish,
and Nash says, well, Bagwell speaks
1474
01:50:30.600 --> 01:50:32.760
that Marietta, Georgia English, which
is like English, I guess. And
1475
01:50:32.840 --> 01:50:35.199
then Today says, you have a
relationship with Rick. Don't get Nash.
1476
01:50:35.199 --> 01:50:39.880
You're the godfather of his first son, aren't you? And that says professor,
1477
01:50:40.079 --> 01:50:45.680
Is there anything you don't know?
Bisco says, now is the godfather
1478
01:50:45.760 --> 01:50:53.039
of Scott Hudson. There's just saying
ship man Laparka take because Laparker comes out
1479
01:50:53.039 --> 01:50:57.079
in like another outfit on top of
his another skeleton. It's a skeleton.
1480
01:50:57.279 --> 01:51:00.439
I thought this was like I thought
they had like the Parker booked, but
1481
01:51:00.600 --> 01:51:04.920
it was like, I don't know
he thought it was. I thought it
1482
01:51:05.000 --> 01:51:08.399
was like Scots. I don't know
what the who the fuck was under there,
1483
01:51:08.479 --> 01:51:12.199
like somebody who was gonna fakes get
Like, I don't know what is
1484
01:51:12.239 --> 01:51:15.279
going on here. Well, the
Parker takes the the entrance mask off to
1485
01:51:15.319 --> 01:51:17.840
reveal his usual usual mask, and
that says, I'm a skeleton. Man.
1486
01:51:18.079 --> 01:51:20.439
Oh, he took off the skeleton
and he's still a skeleton. He's
1487
01:51:20.479 --> 01:51:26.079
still a skeleton. It's like when
Ray took off the basket had another mask,
1488
01:51:26.159 --> 01:51:33.239
the same thing. Nash book this
NA he's looking at it and now
1489
01:51:33.319 --> 01:51:39.319
he's calling it. This is his
work of art here. Yeah, this
1490
01:51:39.560 --> 01:51:49.560
is his skeleton, all right.
So and somehow La Parker's gimmick gets even
1491
01:51:49.640 --> 01:51:56.159
crazier after Nash stops booking one for
me and one for my homies. God,
1492
01:51:56.399 --> 01:51:59.640
that's legendary, all right. So
they brought to start things off here.
1493
01:51:59.680 --> 01:52:02.239
This starts outside the ring with the
bell ringing, with them fighting outside
1494
01:52:02.279 --> 01:52:04.920
by the way. Yeah, we've
given up on any sort of normalcy in
1495
01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:11.079
this comedy. It's just whatever Steiner. Okay, Laparca gets his ass kicked.
1496
01:52:11.119 --> 01:52:15.039
I don't know how they pitched this
to him, but they beat Laparka's
1497
01:52:15.079 --> 01:52:17.680
asked for this entire match. Man, it's like a ten minute match,
1498
01:52:17.720 --> 01:52:24.239
and lapark is on he for eight
of it. So Buff is choking TP
1499
01:52:24.439 --> 01:52:30.720
on the outside, and that says
that's the old Glory show. Fucking god.
1500
01:52:31.119 --> 01:52:35.319
Zabisco says, is Rick Steiner still
Steiner? And that says he's the
1501
01:52:35.520 --> 01:52:41.840
total Steiner? Yeah, right after
what you fucking said, James, where
1502
01:52:41.840 --> 01:52:45.159
he's the old Glory choke. They're
just talking about shit, and Nash just
1503
01:52:45.279 --> 01:52:48.000
chimes in in the middle of like
tenate and Zibisco saying something and says,
1504
01:52:48.439 --> 01:52:55.199
I'm rooting for the Heels, and
then the Rick Steyner is the stire line.
1505
01:52:55.279 --> 01:53:00.680
He says, that's the old Glory
Steyner line. At one point they're
1506
01:53:00.680 --> 01:53:04.079
brawled on outside and I think Zipisco
says, right in the bone, and
1507
01:53:04.159 --> 01:53:11.039
the nest just pops for it the
bone, laughing. Yeah. So Nash
1508
01:53:11.159 --> 01:53:13.680
then says, you know, I
can only think of one tag team better
1509
01:53:13.720 --> 01:53:15.520
than the Steiners, and Today says, oh, I'm gonna I'm guessing you
1510
01:53:15.640 --> 01:53:19.359
mean yourself in Scott Hall, and
I says, no, I was actually
1511
01:53:19.399 --> 01:53:23.239
talking about those two girls. That
was just last Thursday. Let's get back
1512
01:53:23.239 --> 01:53:27.880
to the edge. So Laparka goes
for the hot tag, but he gets
1513
01:53:27.960 --> 01:53:31.239
pushed out of the ring exactly how
it happened before. It's the same exact
1514
01:53:31.359 --> 01:53:35.239
spot on the other side of the
ring. Okay, So he does his
1515
01:53:35.359 --> 01:53:39.640
hot tag spot and beats up everybody
in the ring. The crowd's hot.
1516
01:53:39.880 --> 01:53:43.560
They want to see the blockbuster.
They want to see bagwell, Laparka,
1517
01:53:43.640 --> 01:53:46.039
they want see the skeleton man.
Hell yeah. So he goes up and
1518
01:53:46.159 --> 01:53:50.359
Laparca gets in the center of the
ring with a steel chair. Everyone's in
1519
01:53:50.439 --> 01:53:55.640
a different corner right now looking at
Laparca, who is confused because no one's
1520
01:53:55.680 --> 01:53:58.960
attacking him or going at him or
anything, and no one is set up
1521
01:53:59.039 --> 01:54:03.560
for the blockbuster. And then Buff
hits the blockbuster on the Parka and leaves
1522
01:54:03.640 --> 01:54:08.680
the ring, and then the ref
goes down for a pin and then they
1523
01:54:08.760 --> 01:54:13.560
don't pin them, and they all
they do is stomp them out, and
1524
01:54:13.680 --> 01:54:15.800
he's leaving and he goes up the
ramp and the and the thing plays on
1525
01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:20.159
the bottom says copyright and Kevin ash
says, what the heck is this,
1526
01:54:30.399 --> 01:54:35.800
dude? What holy fuck man?
Oh my god, this might be the
1527
01:54:36.079 --> 01:54:42.439
funniest You know sometimes you look,
you are never ever going to get a
1528
01:54:42.560 --> 01:54:45.880
chance to one be the booker of
the show and to do this on someone
1529
01:54:45.920 --> 01:54:53.199
else's dined dude, on an international
broadcasted show that like people like that.
1530
01:54:53.479 --> 01:54:58.920
The bunch of fucking just random dudes
are reviewing twenty something years later, you'll
1531
01:54:59.079 --> 01:55:01.720
never get this. This is at
once Alecto and Kevin Nash took that ship,
1532
01:55:02.159 --> 01:55:05.960
he ran with it, and he
made the most legendary This might be
1533
01:55:06.039 --> 01:55:11.399
the most legendary thunder episode. For
all I know. We've watched shows that
1534
01:55:12.399 --> 01:55:16.119
We've watched wrestling that tried to be
funny. We've watched comedy matches, shows
1535
01:55:16.159 --> 01:55:20.439
that are built around having fun and
being funny. None of them have ever
1536
01:55:20.520 --> 01:55:26.039
been as funny as the as this
show, not one of them, Especially
1537
01:55:26.119 --> 01:55:30.960
the ending of this fucking show,
buff Bagwell randomly hitting the Parka with a
1538
01:55:30.000 --> 01:55:33.279
blockbuster because he was just in the
way, and then he leaves, and
1539
01:55:33.359 --> 01:55:45.319
the guy who booked the show yelling
what the heck is this? That is
1540
01:55:45.960 --> 01:55:49.439
that is so fucking funny? What's
crazy? Is they have a follow up
1541
01:55:49.479 --> 01:55:57.439
match on Nitro buff Bagwell wow,
well I think Russo let them take over
1542
01:55:57.520 --> 01:55:59.920
at that point, so they're probably
like, all right, that okay.
1543
01:56:00.159 --> 01:56:01.760
That's why I wanted to talk about
the end of the show, which makes
1544
01:56:01.800 --> 01:56:06.680
this even funnier, which makes this
a masterpiece. This is a masterpiece.
1545
01:56:06.760 --> 01:56:11.520
This is the best rip in wrestling
ever. But you're looking at the best
1546
01:56:11.600 --> 01:56:16.199
rip ever. Kevin Nash put Laparka
into an angle with the three top guys
1547
01:56:16.279 --> 01:56:21.479
on Thunder, and then they had
to keep using him to tell the story
1548
01:56:21.960 --> 01:56:27.079
and use him. It's because he
was there and he was a skeleton.
1549
01:56:29.000 --> 01:56:32.600
Lex Lud was afraid of him.
Holy shit. So now only did he
1550
01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:35.520
get to use Laparca, he got
him in an angle. They had to
1551
01:56:35.720 --> 01:56:41.680
keep using Laparka, so bitch Russo
and far thought, oh, Laparka must
1552
01:56:41.680 --> 01:56:44.119
be a big part of the show. We gotta come up with a new
1553
01:56:44.239 --> 01:56:49.359
gimmick for him. So they came
here Laparka for years. Holy sit man.
1554
01:56:49.600 --> 01:56:53.880
Yeah, this is the funniest thing
I've ever seen a piece. It's
1555
01:56:53.960 --> 01:56:58.720
like it's like it's layered comedy and
it's you have to know the wrestling business
1556
01:56:58.800 --> 01:57:02.520
to get the picture. Yeah,
and like, I like all of this
1557
01:57:02.680 --> 01:57:05.359
can see because we just know wrestling, and like everyone listening to this knows
1558
01:57:05.399 --> 01:57:10.439
wrestling so well that we can see
the Mona Lisa of what Kevin Nash put
1559
01:57:10.560 --> 01:57:18.840
together here. And I cannot say
how I'm fucking glad I am? I
1560
01:57:18.920 --> 01:57:23.039
mean, like that was for the
boys. That's what this episode was.
1561
01:57:23.279 --> 01:57:28.479
It was for the boys. You're
right, man, Wow, holy shit
1562
01:57:28.960 --> 01:57:30.920
somehow? All right, So this
is the worst show if you turn them,
1563
01:57:31.079 --> 01:57:33.880
if you turn the commentary off,
is the worst show God ever seen
1564
01:57:33.920 --> 01:57:36.239
in my entire life. Dude,
it would have killed the pod, this
1565
01:57:36.359 --> 01:57:42.119
show, but with the commentary,
this is the most legendary episode Thunder We've
1566
01:57:42.159 --> 01:57:45.960
ever watched. Dude. That Thunder
got a one point eight rating. That
1567
01:57:45.119 --> 01:57:58.960
was the old Glory Thunder. But
that is it for WW Thunder October fourteen,
1568
01:57:59.000 --> 01:58:00.520
nineteen ninety nine. That's probably in
for Kevin Nash's run as booker,
1569
01:58:00.760 --> 01:58:04.520
and that is it for our show. Thank you so much for joining us,
1570
01:58:04.560 --> 01:58:09.079
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1573
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01:58:21.840 --> 01:58:26.000
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1575
01:58:26.039 --> 01:58:27.920
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1576
01:58:27.960 --> 01:58:30.800
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1578
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