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Ladies Gentlemen, is the final roast
tonight, Chris. I feel great about
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where Chris and I are. This
is the most confident I have felt in
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a long time and I see myself
wait until the end of this. I
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came here for my love, storry. Christina wakes up the trust. Ladies,
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I'm sorry not receive a rowse.
Take a moment, Sara. Goodbyes.
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He's guys. Best of who neck
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for a second time to Paradise and
did not meet Christ for I was coming
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for. I'm just going for it, all right. Welcome back to Yo.
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That's crazy. Featuring this crazy gonna
be a normal thing you're going to
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start doing anyways. Fak Feature in
Cassandra starring Yo boy dubs. Welcome back
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change. We can talk about it
in the star. We can talk about
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changing that. He actually, just
as a point of news, you can
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now catch us on apple podcasts.
Yo made the jump. You can also
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find us on Google podcast, but
according to Cassandra, that's trash. So
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well, fifteen million users. Tell
them that, dubs. That's fifteen million
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our trash. That money. anyways. So we are back at it.
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We are still using just one microphone
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hopefully the sound qualities good and we
apologize for last week sound issues. We
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had a lightweight table that was easy
to bang on. So and CASSANDRA LOVES
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BANGING MY hands in my lap this
time. So will power through. You
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might need to cut out what I
just said, but if you don't,
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it'll be funny why I ignored it
anyways. Okay, well, I we
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are bi weekly. No, we
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mean bi weekly having guests. Oh
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guess this week. Our biggest problem
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and a timely anner. Yeah,
what it comes down to is we need
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to decide is it worth waiting another
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get it out on Thursday morning?
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is if people will actually listen to
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this point anyone who listens to us, even if one person tells us to
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do something, will do it.
So if you have an opinion or two
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listeners, I know we're going to
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to make it clear that I'm not
willing to change everything I'm willing to make
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changes. I do. Before we
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out, and Cassandra may have missed
this just because nothing. I think you
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missed this, my favorite bachelor of
all time made a cameo last night during
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Tuesday nights episode. Wait, nick, we all had a commercial during one
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of the commercial breaks. That's why
I said you might have missed it.
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I don't remember. Make all comer. Now let's take a look. Let's
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take it literally. was like,
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of him. Let's see it.
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me. Well, none of these
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It's wait, look at that,
that first one. No, because is
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that played on another episode. That's
from March. Bring it and come prepared
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next time. You asked. I'll
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been on a commercial. Nick was
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I'm gonna find it. Anyways,
let's talk about Monday night a little bit
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then we'll jump into Tuesday night.
Before we get in there, we've got
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some stuff to catch up on with
a favorite, Hannah Bay, so tyler's
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said to me. That's fine.
Here's the thing. I just don't care.
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I only enjoyed him because I enjoyed
Hannah storyline and I enjoyed him treating
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canna write, but him without Hannah, I just don't care. He's not
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interesting at all to me. So
Hannah this week has been posted actually some
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some pretty interesting thing. So she's
been thirst trapping a little bit, which,
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honestly, I'm going to be straight
with you, I don't know what
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that means. Know what that is. I'm here for it, like genuinely
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don't. But okay, okay.
So she's posting kind of like seductive things,
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which, okay, good for her. Girl's two thousand and nineteen and
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be confident in your body. But
yeah, preach. Aside from that,
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you can just tell she's going through
a lot, and I think it's necessarily
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because of Tyler. I mean,
keep in mind she still broke up with
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her fiance like a month or two
ago and a whole way that went down.
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So I think she posted something and
it was a night where Caitlyn Bristow
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had sent her some of her new
wine and she made some comment like this
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may not be enough, and it
was three balls of wine, and people
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just read into everything. So then
she made a story and she's like,
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look, guys, I'm tired of
everyone reading into every single thing I post
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or say or whatever. She's like, there's days where I'm happy and days
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where I'm sad and days where I'm
stressed and days where I'm this and this,
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and everyone just kind of needs to
like understand that and stop bring into
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everything. But on top of that, she posted this nice under boob photo
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and yeah, yeah, it's for
those of you not looking at it,
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it's fine, it's good photo.
Got Some under BOOB. I think.
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Connor s commented on it and a
couple guys from her season commented on I
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think about the under boob. Yeah, demilovado commented on Oh, hell yeah,
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so, God do like Demilmono from
Mike? Who We want? Mike
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for Bachelor Two thousand and twenty,
said, girl with two side eyes and
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a row. Oh she is,
Lord Zem Shit. Oh Shit, it's
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for you, Jordan. Yep,
Lauren Zema, who's Chris Harrison's girlfriend and
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the entertainment tonight solor specialist, commented
on it. Hell Yeah, understated is
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the best way. Nicole from this
season said. Dad, basically, everyone's
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just like you, Hot Hannah be
and she knows it and we're here for
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it. Aside from that, she's
posted some beach photos. But on top
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of that she made this post and
I'll read it, but I just feel
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like this is why we love Hannah
be is because she is very honest.
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She's the most followed contestant in Bachelor
nation. Now she passed Jojo and obviously
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she's just going to keep passing Jojo, because Jojo to I don't know,
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Jojo years to get where she's at, Hannah's at. You still have my
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heart. But anyway, she posted
this gorgeous photo. Not good photo,
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you are yeah, it's fine.
This it's her post from two days ago,
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so August twelve. She's wearing a
bronze goddess she is. And the
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dress she is wearing, would you
call that? I don't know. Do
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you call dresses nude color or is
that just books you call? Yes,
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so she's wearing a nude dress with
a very low cut. She's at the
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beach. There's quite a bit of
cleave. So let's find and interpret.
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Even though she told us not to
read it to stuff, we go and
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do it. So one also,
she ten rance gram from Alabama. Hannah
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to Hannah Brown. So honest she
changed her instagram name. Yeah, Mine's
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at snoop dubs. Never going to
change, follow Sander Freeman. There we
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go, honest policy. I'm struggling. Life is so different. Since last
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August, I've been in Paget,
Queen Bachelor contestant and the Bachelor at I've
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been in love with multiple people.
I got engaged, I broke off an
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engagement. I shared it with millions
of people. My faith has been questioned
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by thousands. You don't know my
heart. My transparency with my decisions has
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labeled me promiscuous. Simultaneously, I've
become a bigger role model for young women
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and started bigger conversations around faith and
sex. I'm living on my own for
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the first time. In shuffling through
this life of next steps, with press,
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media and Opportunities Galore, I missed
my friends and family who've watched my
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life explode. I feel guilty because
I don't have the time or emotional capacity
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to fill each of them in on
my life right now. I can't keep
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up with the people who matter most
because I can barely keep up with my
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own life right now. I'm not
complaining about this, Past Year of adventures.
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The woman who has emerged would shock
the mirror image young girl from a
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year ago. I have so many
blessings to be thankful for. However,
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it's uncharted territory for me and it's
been hard to really process what the heck
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is going on. Maybe I needed
to write this out to remind myself I'm
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human and it's okay to be overwhelmed, and maybe I just need it to
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remind you, guys, to life
is beautiful but wild. I think it's
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okay to be strong, to know
you're strong, but to still feel weak
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simultaneously. I can't believe that's when
the magic HAP or I believe that's when
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the magic happens. My Spirit has
opportunity to grow and blossom from this place.
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Healing and restoration can have and I
can rest knowing that my savior house
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compassion and wants to help and love
me through this journey. I've just got
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to let him. I don't know
if I have been lately, but I
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know now because honestly, I think
it would. It would give out if
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I did. So, yeah,
I'm not going to struggle to disguise my
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weakness. I'm just going to give
over the keys to my main man,
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Jesus, and let him bless me
through this ride. I've Ay of hippy
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FO hundred and ten and I think
we can hold up. I thought you
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were going to open up as a
fifty four ten and read it to us.
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No, glad you didn't. I
think we can all learn little something.
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And she's she's the best. Like
Hot Peter from Rachel season commented so
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much respect for Hannah desire, former
Bachelorette, commented on it. A lot
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of a lot of influential people have
commented on it and we love her and
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she's great. You H you love
her. The followers don't lie. I'm
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over it. Bachelor nation loves her, all right, you need to be
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support. But so rumor has it, and this will be announced on Wednesday,
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I believe, but someone's going to
be an ex. Men Say someone's
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going to be casted on dancing with
the stars, nick by all. Yeah,
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she, Hannah, will be the
first female Bachelorette they've had on dancing
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with the doors since Trista, which
was season one. I don't even know
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who Trista the bachelors. So it's
a big deal. Everyone loves her and
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I think this will take her really
excited places and Hannah's having a hot girl
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summer and we are here for it. Other than that, updates is obviously
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blake exposed the text last week.
Some Bachelor nation is divided. I think
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you know where we stand. I
think you know where we are. protexts.
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You said you're a protext. Yeah, protext. We're profecially after these
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last two episodes of less and less
Klin, exactly where Poe Liars. But
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yeah, so not really any updates, just kind of babsler nations device.
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Hold on, but one more time
interrupt because I forgot. I found the
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nick by all commercial. Turns out
it's one of the older ones. Is
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that the halo that? No,
this is wine, lunch, hotelscom lunch.
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It's literally like three seconds ahead.
But so aside from that, so
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just kind of a couple things that
have been addressed. Is Klan's timeline that
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she's like stated makes no sense.
So, like she mentioned that Blake and
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her we're talking for a couple months
and then he ghosted her and then couple
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months later stagecoach happened and then that's
kind of where all this went down.
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Things that don't make sense Colton season
started airing in January and so the women
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tell all was filmed on March.
Five. You didn't know this, but
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on the women tell Kaylyn made an
ass of herself and she was like top
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for and basically, on the tell
all was like crying and telling Colton she's
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still heartbroken and still not over him, while in real life is somehow best
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friends with like his winner. Yeah, and and so weird. But so
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she implied she hasn't like seen him
since the show are I'm shaking just thinking
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about seeing him. I loved him
and didn't and he didn't love me and
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it sucks. But then at that
point she said her and Blake had been
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talking for a couple months before stage
coach. Stage coach was in April.
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Sohen did you say? The final
rose happened. So march is when she
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went on the women's unel and told
snap girl, and then stage coach happened
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in April. I do want to
say, though, she could be not
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over Colton and still be talking about
then Colton said that or she said that
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Colton had set up lake get her. So it's like, HMM, yeah,
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that kind of yeah. anyways,
she's a liar. She sucks.
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But reality, Steve Did post that, basically this ominous post saying that there's
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a lot more behind the scenes going
on and there's going to be even more
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that's gonna drop. That is unfavorable
towards Kaylyn. So M more guys getting
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involved continue. I don't like Johnson. No, but uncle no. But
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basically I just can't wait for the
storm. She sucks. But are we
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talking about Chad now? Going to
know that's at the end. So let's
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go into recap in this episode,
these two episodes. So I'm going to
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be honest with you, I don't
remember. I watched them straight through on
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one to the other. I don't
remember what was what episode exactly. I
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took some bold kind of like timeline
things. But one thing I will say
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that I'm really annoyed with this intro
this season is they don't have a ton
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of creative intros. I do like
crispy us in the Walker agreed. Nicoles
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is dumb her doing a little chaw
chaw like. I hate the ones where
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it's basically them just like laying there
and smiling. But JPJ's, even though
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it's so cliche, works for him. He's down off screen and then he
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flips his head up and his hair
comes back. For sure works, but
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I mean all the other ones where
they're just standing there and like, Haha,
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smile, you got clay with the
football. Yes, he's makes sense,
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but I agree, there are a
lot that were like most of them.
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I feel like the Pere Hanna Jee
Hanna. She sucks. She's got
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no personality, as I've stated.
But anyways, husband stated, finally got
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a rose ceremony, the only rose
ceremony will we've had in these past two
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weeks. Best part of it all
that I got my predictions right. Oh,
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we got our predictions. We predicted
the same people, but you did
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go first. I forgot Kevin and
Sidney were still there, so that was
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Kevin and s John Paul Jones giving
out his roast. ONIECO was good when
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he said I've thoroughly enjoyed showed those
far. Will you accept this rose?
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He's just a gym. That's great. Kaylyn, using cam for a rose,
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Oh, the biggest manipulation she's ever
done, because we could sell homeboy
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model though it did make. It
did make his I honestly he probably wouldn't
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have gotten much screen time in the
last two episodes if it hadn't been for
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her manipulating him. His screen time. Is Him being a loser. I
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specifically wrote here being a bitch,
being a bitch, and I agree with
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those statements. But the best part, I think we know from that rose
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ceremony, was, of course,
Chris, and at last pretty Chris,
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given as rose says, this is
the most confident I've ever felt. Oh
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yeah, I see myself with Chris
at the end of this. I came
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here for my love story crickets,
and then he picked Christina, and the
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look on her face close would dick, don't be so desperate. Girl like
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stop the the first guy who breathes
in her direction. She's always like you
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wouldn't know this because you didn't watch
her on BIP last year, but any
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guy who even remotely gives her eye
contacted. We can have babies and be
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together forever. This is why people
don't like you. Keep it in she's
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way in text, but I loved
how she was just like wow, okay,
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and left as if anyone was surprised. I so my takeaway from the
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rows ceremony. And then baby ono
went home, which that's baby. Yeah,
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Jane. My takeaway my takeaway was
why was blake like? Honestly,
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he knew that they were going to
give dylan the rows before him. Maybe
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he didn't, but when Dylan got
the rose before him, he knew that
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Dylan was going to use his rose
on Hannah Ge. Why was he so
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upset? It's like that. Literally
all that means is that you can use
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your roles on someone else. You
may have to use your roles on someone
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else, but you still like that
plays nothing into it. They don't know
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the order I had of time right. So, but he should have known.
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It doesn't matter who gives her the
roast. Dylan was gonna give it
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to her if he got the chance
first. But I think he was just
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bumped the opportunity he didn't have,
because that would have been such a big
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gesture. But doesn't matter. But
yeah, like I just couldn't care less
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him going on about I'm so set, like you can't control dude. You
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knew that was gonna happen. Get
over it. Get over the janitor gave
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us a weird look. Haters,
but yeah, and then. So that's
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kind of the real ceremony. I'm
kind of sad. And Alice went home,
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though, because it is. It
is fun seeing her just go crazy,
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that's true, but we get it
with other people and honestly, I
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could not deal with her. She
sucks. Yeah, and wording Kimball's back.
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You don't know Jordan. I saw
enough to think. In fact,
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I had the caught the conversation with
a CO worker about him this morning.
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He is Douche, but not like
doe. She like, man, I
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hate that guy. Do she like? He's just do she enough that I'll
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be like it was kind of fine. Yeah, harmless dude. He knows
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he's being Douchey, so he'll come
out and he'll play on it a little
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bit, you know, and I
was okay. So let me tell you
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a little bit of Jordan's backs three
and I am involved in his back story
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a little bit. So this will
be a fun will. I hate that
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tip it. So basically, he's
on Bega season. Some of the guys
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he rubbed the wrong way because he's
Jordan whatever, who wasn't a villain,
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though. He's never a villain.
He's like a harmless you know, like
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you said. But then he went
on Bachelor in paradise last year and then
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he ended up with Jenna, who
Jenna's just kind of like a golden retriever.
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She's really dumb. Think she's an
alien, whatever. She's weird.
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Jordan's into it and then basically,
like he what I will give them that
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he is like a golden retriever where
he is loyal as hell and she kind
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of played the field a little bit
and he was by her side every second.
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Like you could tell he was in
love with her, but it was
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hard to tell if she was back. They get engaged at the end a
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batch room paradise. Well then on
the after the final rose after paradise,
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basically that night Jordan's like hey,
Chris, will you officiate our wedding next
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summer? Well, that same night
reality Steve Drops some texts and all comes
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back to the text people of Jenna
literally telling this guy she was kind of
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seeing but also using for money.
Basically, think she was like in a
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sugar daddy type thing, but literally
saying like I'm just using him, like
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and he's like I've watched the show, like what the heck, and she's
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like no, I'm just using him, like this will be good, it'll
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give me more followers and then I'll
have more opportunities and then I'll dump him
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and make it look like it was
his fault. Like all these texts like
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just a really damning to her,
and Jordan believed it and every I don't
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think anyone didn't believe it and I
still believe it. Like Jenna Sucks.
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Like Jenna, you could tell.
She's definitely someone who would use someone for
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that. So this all happens.
But so that's why I thought it was
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weird he was coming back, because
it's like you were really in loved and
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thought you were going to get married
and then, because people can be fake
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on this show, it all exploded
in your face. So why did you
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be back? But I will say
while this was all going down, Jenna
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hired some crappy lawyer to be like
the text were fake. In the text,
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we're fake and stuff, and then
she post all these instagram posts and
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like basically everyone was just like Jenna, you liar, you suck. So
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she posts one and it was just
clearly written by like her lawyer something like,
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not written by her, because she's
pretty dumb sounding, so you can
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tell. And so I commented on
it and there's like threezero comments. So
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I'm one to share my opinion,
but I'm not. I don't bully people
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on instagram. So just in real
life, just in real life. But
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I comment on it and I'm like, Jenna needs to hire a lawyer that
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actually knows how to make a post
sound like Jenna saying it something, but
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mildly, not not even that funny, but also accurate. Yep, she
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blocked me. So to this day
I cannot see her posts, but there
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was like threezero comments and I'm like, girl, out of all of that,
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like one, that is exhausting caring
that much that you sigh for all
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of that. To block people and
to mom wasn't negative. Really. She
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just needs to have her lawyer rewrite
some stuff in her tone. So I
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always die when I think of Jenna
because I don't guess your posts. Don't
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want to see your posts. Fun
Memories, by way. So Jordan's back.
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Hannah gy calling Jordan hot was planted. I feel like, why,
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you don't think she thinks that?
No, I don't think she thinks that.
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I don't believe she thinks that.
But then I mean, yeah,
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you're probably right. But then like
previous to Coulton season, Jordan was commenting
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on the girls that had been announced
for Coulton season and he knew Hannah G
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A was a influencer and had called
her motives for being unculton season like suspicious.
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So I thought I was interesting he
immediately had eyes for her. When
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he was saying, wasn't he in
like the same situation where he was a
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model before hand? Yeah, it
makes no sense exactly, but I thought
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it was hilarious when he said I
know that this process can work. What
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your fiance was ousted for using you
for exposure, like how did that work?
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But then Jordan recapped basically everything that's
been going on with Blake that was
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annoying him, claiming it was his
beach pretty when he previously got engaged to
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a girl that was using him.
Is Sad. But so then Jordan and
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ask her out. She says yes
and she comes back and says No.
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But I'm just so annoyed and done
with Hannah G at this point. Like
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she was saying something to Dylan like
I'm putting myself in a position that to
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try and make it so I can't
possibly get heartbroken. So so that's why
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she's like dating around and seeing all
these guys and I'm like, I'm sorry,
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like if you're actually trying to find
someone, dot, there's a possibility
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of heartbreak. Like so, are
you here to actually find someone or are
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you not? Like that was just
the Damas comment, like I'm going to
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date everyone because I don't want to
have to worry about game my heartbroken.
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Well, if you really want to
find someone, obviously there's a possibility of
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that, and dating ten different people
doesn't make it less of a possibility,
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because instead you're hurting their heart.
So I'm just over her. Like and
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then when she told Jordan like,
Oh, I want more time with Dylan,
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but I'm also trying to figuring things
out with Blake, and then runs
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to Dylan to be like I told
Jilordan I didn't want to lose time for
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you. You forgot to mention that. You also said the same thing for
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Blake. So very convenient. Yeah, but respect to her for not actually
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going on the date. Yeah,
but not much, because then she just
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played dylan even harder. With the
Blake thing, I agree, but I
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do wish she didn't make it a
three guy thing instead of just to get
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thing, and that also opened us
up to some more drama. Yeah,
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I literally did not watch a second
of Jordan and a Nicle's date. I
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don't care, I like Nicole,
I get you. or Oh yeah,
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woe was in it. It was
funny there. That's the best part of
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you talk to a talked about that
spot being where he lost his virginity on
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the bridge. Yep, classic,
Orhey, and then Kate Blake lost his
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toenail. Oh so funny. I
died. But also when they were just
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all the girls were talking shit on
him. I'm like, I'm sorry,
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that hurt's losing it does hurt.
Let's out for ten. You all wouldn't
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be in pain, but he was
acting like a little be that here doing
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a hundred percent. I would be, but it was easy to make fun
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it was easy to make fun of. So all the girls are just salty
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towards Blake, which, of course, and then Cam professed his undying devotion
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to Kalyn, which was my favorite
part. Is that was it, Hannah
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Gee and and villain that we're sitting
there listening to it. My favorites.
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Everyone seeing all this go down and
be like what the fuck? Um?
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So, yeah, and basically,
Kaylyn's face the entire time was just,
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you know, showed proof, ladies, as why you do not use lonely
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boys to get what you want,
because then this happens, because then we
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read poems and dunes. They read
poems. Oh, I'm I'm to read
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this. DUBS. Want you to
read Cams Cam's pump to Kaylyn. Oh,
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yeah, that one. I'm gonna
Nope, I'm just going to read
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it. I want you to always
feel safe, comfortable and protected with me.
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Moving forward, as I'm recapping the
day I lick my lower lip and
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your Hallo peen, you read as
spice still lingered, and it brought me
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such joy. Know that I'll always
defend you and be your biggest Cam Fan.
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Don't let these stupid butt heads bring
you down. What does that even
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mean? All I know is watching
it. When he said the I taste
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your how he knew read us my
lip was the most cringe thing I've ever
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seen, and her face was just
like Oh, like, so cam's given
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us major soccer vibes, and then
pretty much immediately after that is when Mike
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Johnson showed up. Right, yeah, so, maybe not in real life,
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but according to what we saw,
it was like cam professes his love
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for Kaylyn and then immediately she leaves, which the best part is the second
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Mike came in. Cam was sweating
like he he was not happy like I
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was hoping. I was hoping because
when someone asked, oh, like,
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what's up with you and my ear, someone I don't know, someone didn't
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know much about Mike, and he
was like, Oh, I had this,
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you know story. I I told
Hannah and and CAM said it was
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for a pity rose. I was
praying he was going to retell his story
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because that was the best story I've
ever heard in my life. At one
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point he needed to amputate his knee, which he still has, so I
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don't understand his his grandma died,
which I feel like most adults, they're
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grandma has. Yeah, and then
the best part was at a ten week
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old puppy to give up, like
I'm like what? So, yeah,
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he's a I was sad heart didn't
go into that story again, but Mike
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was for sure getting that bapster attit. And I mus say something controversial here,
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but I think mike has better eyebrows
than you do, dubs. No,
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I mean I haven't got my rested
on a few weeks that it grioms
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his eyebrows and and we can respect
it. Dubbs has great groomed eyebrows.
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I mean, for Dude, I
got some dope eyebrows. Look at these.
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They are like perfect. This very
full. I've always been jealous full
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and like soup. Look at that. What. Wow, I wish I
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had his eyebrows. Like, can
we get a little brightness up in here
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so I can see? Yeah,
he does have no, she has amazing
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eyebrows. I'm so jealous. Also, the clean line on the fade just
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it accentuates it. No, he's
walking those eyebrows and he's got a killer
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smile. You guys. Well,
I'm not. I'm just those brows right.
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You know what, I'll take number
two brows to Mike. Joke.
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You are number two brows. You
got really good brows for a guy,
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but it's not a close number two
with how amazing hisself. I'm coming for
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you. It is what coming for
you. Mike, got some I'm taking
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picture of your eyebrows to my eyebright
lady and I'm going to tell her we
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need to get to this sport to
me. So, yeah, I mean
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that's why I got that. Hey
would talk about their date. Kalyn and
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Mike State. Yeah, so genuinely
I was like when that happened, I
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was like he like genuine, like
I haven't seen him this giddy since maybe,
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like well, with Anna be you
was pretty getty. He was like
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that Giddy with her and she's seen
there was something like. I was like,
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Oh, maybe she's feeling this back
and I was like maybe, I.
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Maybe. Then later she ruined it
all. Genuinely, I think Mike
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really liked her. I think is
very excited and open to things. And
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then, yeah, you would be
a great bachelor. The best part of
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that date, though, was let
her know before the day when he was
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talking to Kaylyn and she was like, well, I talked to Cam yesterday,
404
00:32:42.630 --> 00:32:45.740
but that's about you could tell she
was trying so hard to like Shit
405
00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:47.460
Talk Canon be like that. I
don't like him, girls, because she's
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00:32:47.500 --> 00:32:52.740
still got her facade of not being
a manipulator that she's playing. But I
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00:32:52.980 --> 00:32:58.930
died. But I will say we
know Klyn needs to break his heart for
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him to become the bachelor. Having
said that, if she breaks her heart,
409
00:33:04.130 --> 00:33:08.890
I will scratch her eyes out.
All right, I'll give anyways.
410
00:33:09.289 --> 00:33:14.559
But yeah, but he did seem
stoked to be there. Thank he's just
411
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a genuine guy. He's excited.
So the order of the dates. But
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00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:24.039
was Jordan, Nicole, then Mike
and in Kaylyn. In the real world
413
00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:30.430
there is some tea where Ashley I
who got married this past weekend, but
414
00:33:30.470 --> 00:33:32.430
we don't care about she I always
at that wedding, so of course we
415
00:33:32.509 --> 00:33:37.470
care about it and I've seen picture
and care about he looks great, Hmm.
416
00:33:37.430 --> 00:33:42.859
But she said like, Oh,
Mike's not genuine as he seems like.
417
00:33:43.059 --> 00:33:45.420
I know people who knew him in
paradise and Blah, blah, blashly.
418
00:33:45.420 --> 00:33:51.460
I said that exactly Ashley I.
Actually I doesn't like anyone who's getting
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00:33:51.460 --> 00:33:54.339
more attention than her and no one
believes her. And the people she's mentioned
420
00:33:54.380 --> 00:34:00.769
that she's now friends with from paradise
is Kaylyn, and we know Kaylyn's a
421
00:34:00.849 --> 00:34:04.490
shit talker and a liar. So
I thought that was a bad look for
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00:34:04.569 --> 00:34:09.960
Ashley. Ashley's always just missagnistic and
probably slightly racist, and any comment she
423
00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:15.599
makes but just another reason why Ashley
I sucks, because we're all here for
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00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:20.400
it. We Love Mike. But
yeah, so literally couldn't care less about
425
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:24.590
the Nicole and Jordan date this day. I liked this date. I like
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00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:29.909
this date because I like Mike and
I think he'll be a great batchelor if
427
00:34:29.949 --> 00:34:31.750
we get to see it, but
first he's got guts heartbroken. I don't
428
00:34:31.750 --> 00:34:36.190
think we're going to get to see
it. What. Who Do you think?
429
00:34:36.190 --> 00:34:38.739
It would be? crispy? Oh
my God, all right, we're
430
00:34:38.739 --> 00:34:45.900
gonna move. But then I thought
what was great was Derek and Dylan watching
431
00:34:45.139 --> 00:34:49.820
Cam mope on the beach. It's
pretty. So good, so good.
432
00:34:50.099 --> 00:34:55.530
So I will say I think Derek. Last Bachelor Paradise I watched was with
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00:34:55.570 --> 00:35:00.050
him and Taylor and I did not
like him because I hate Taylor. I
434
00:35:00.730 --> 00:35:05.849
like Derek and these last two episodes
especially, I think that I he was
435
00:35:05.889 --> 00:35:09.239
kind of a champion. I'm just
on that later. Derek for coming back.
436
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:14.239
I thought it was just the fakest
thing to come back because I don't
437
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:19.320
think he's genuinely thinks he's gonna find
someone there and he's pretty into Demi.
438
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:24.550
I also don't believe that relationship really
like they just don't seem like they would
439
00:35:24.550 --> 00:35:30.510
have anything in common. He's like
thirty four and she's like twenty four and
440
00:35:30.710 --> 00:35:35.309
like, I liked demi a lot
and I kind of like dark. He's
441
00:35:35.590 --> 00:35:39.340
thirty four he's two years older than
crisp, even crisp. Yeah, he's
442
00:35:39.380 --> 00:35:44.619
older. I mean he maybe thirty
two, but realistic. Yeah, yeah,
443
00:35:44.940 --> 00:35:47.179
he's rob in the ratle and I
don't think they actually have anything in
444
00:35:47.340 --> 00:35:52.769
common and it just seems Predator is
to me. I don't know any other
445
00:35:52.769 --> 00:35:55.050
way. I like it, but
we could talk more that l yeah,
446
00:35:55.329 --> 00:36:05.239
so, Um, yeah, I
mean then, so the little screen time
447
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:12.360
wills, Gosh, remember Derek pethcom
check it out. What? Yeah,
448
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:16.000
discretion is about, advice when checking
out that website. But give me back
449
00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:22.309
dirk best little, the little wills
we got to see with him. Oh
450
00:36:22.670 --> 00:36:29.070
Top, pulling Katie aside, and
I have no I see you know what
451
00:36:29.429 --> 00:36:34.539
was going honestly, I was going
to nominate whatever it was that Katie tried
452
00:36:34.659 --> 00:36:38.739
to say for the Intro to this
episode, because what a train risen there.
453
00:36:39.059 --> 00:36:43.139
Well, also, the best part
is like when they kind of say
454
00:36:43.300 --> 00:36:49.489
these like no shit statements, and
so like wills did say and no shit
455
00:36:49.610 --> 00:36:53.010
statement, where he's like I'd rather
wait longer and find the right person then
456
00:36:53.130 --> 00:36:57.610
pick just anyone sooner and have it
not be right. And Katie was like,
457
00:36:58.409 --> 00:37:01.079
damn, I can relate to that. Who the hell can relate to
458
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:06.239
that? Yeah, why's like no
one saying no, I'd rather be with
459
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.079
the wrong person and get married soon. Like I don't think anyone saying that.
460
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:14.400
Yeah, like so, anyways,
like, no shit, Katie.
461
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:20.110
But then she just started bawling.
I was confused, wills was confused,
462
00:37:20.590 --> 00:37:23.429
everyone on that beach was confused.
I feel bad for wills, because I
463
00:37:23.590 --> 00:37:28.070
genuinely think so bad. I think
he's a great guy and he's made a
464
00:37:28.269 --> 00:37:31.019
couple of attempts and both times he's
just been shut down. To break with
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00:37:31.139 --> 00:37:35.380
these girls, like, I don't
honestly don't think he's gonna get a shot.
466
00:37:35.460 --> 00:37:38.300
I think he's going on die his
hair back dark. But yeah,
467
00:37:38.380 --> 00:37:42.659
Katie cry. It's not even does
that, Katie sir, Bawling. You
468
00:37:42.820 --> 00:37:45.570
could not understand what was going not
even a word, and I don't even
469
00:37:45.610 --> 00:37:49.690
think it was like the edit.
I think it was just didn't make any
470
00:37:50.489 --> 00:37:52.610
I think it was just straight up
what she said and how she ends it.
471
00:37:52.969 --> 00:37:58.570
Like out of all that hubbub was
this is just not my jam right
472
00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:01.400
now. I'm like, you couldn't
have like said that a little better?
473
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:06.039
Like I died. That was amazing. She really struggles. I think Katie's
474
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.639
only into white guys. I'm saying
it honestly, and I think would not
475
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:14.710
surprise me will. Well, and
then she's like talking, crying still to
476
00:38:14.909 --> 00:38:19.230
whoever, and like wills is hearing
hers, still crying and probably like they
477
00:38:19.309 --> 00:38:22.030
have dodged that bullet. Also,
he totally did. Does crispy have a
478
00:38:22.030 --> 00:38:27.500
lazy eye? I think for sure
he does. Let's ask Google. I'll
479
00:38:27.539 --> 00:38:30.739
ask Google. You keep talking,
crispy, Lazy Hin? She's I have
480
00:38:30.860 --> 00:38:35.059
to fill the air. Oh,
okay, back sure of a child with
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00:38:35.179 --> 00:38:38.179
a Lazy Yeah, how about you? Let me look at about it images.
482
00:38:40.570 --> 00:38:46.530
Yeah, like right, yeah,
that one for there's something about those
483
00:38:46.650 --> 00:38:51.849
eyes. anyways, let's move on. So Chris not talk trash on my
484
00:38:51.929 --> 00:38:53.809
guy, crisp. I don't mind
them, but he's got lazy. I
485
00:38:54.050 --> 00:38:58.679
didn't see the him and him and
Katie thing really happening, though, but
486
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:04.840
genuinely undershad. They are one of
the better couples. We don't haven't seen
487
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.280
the ton, but they seem happier
together than most of the other couples.
488
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:10.829
Yeah, we've only seen two seconds
of them, and that's not hard considering
489
00:39:10.909 --> 00:39:16.230
Dylan and Hannah are going down in
flames, Kaylyn jumping on every any guy's
490
00:39:16.269 --> 00:39:20.909
Dick that will give her a rose. And and then you got demi in
491
00:39:21.030 --> 00:39:25.460
dare, Denny and Derek, which
no one likes either. But Hannah Ge
492
00:39:28.139 --> 00:39:30.300
like talking to Blake. And then
she's like, my biggest fear is getting
493
00:39:30.340 --> 00:39:36.579
heartbroken again again, everyone's biggest fear. You are not special, Hannah Gee.
494
00:39:36.659 --> 00:39:39.769
This does not make you like your
own special person that I'm so unique.
495
00:39:39.769 --> 00:39:44.010
I don't want to be heartbroken,
like, I'm sorry, shut the
496
00:39:44.170 --> 00:39:49.489
hell up, like I do.
You agree with me that she is a
497
00:39:49.610 --> 00:39:53.599
wet blanket, because that first I
would say she's got to her I would
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00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:57.840
say she's got a little bit more
personality than you're playing on, but she's
499
00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:02.519
absolutely not. The personality is,
Oh, I'm gonna act like so oblivious
500
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:06.440
to what's going on, when really
I just want to have my cake and
501
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:10.869
eat it too. She sucks.
Yeah, and then poor dylan make a
502
00:40:10.949 --> 00:40:15.710
really bad all right. Well,
anyways, Hannah Gee, I don't get
503
00:40:15.750 --> 00:40:19.710
the hype, but I'm kind of
over Dylan. I'm real life too,
504
00:40:20.110 --> 00:40:22.579
because he hangs out with jetim real
life. So I'm like, HMM,
505
00:40:23.059 --> 00:40:27.659
well, you pick the worst people
to be around. Also, he is
506
00:40:27.860 --> 00:40:34.059
just so, way too into it
and like I'm getting sick of watching it.
507
00:40:34.139 --> 00:40:36.170
At first it was like, Oh, this is cute, he's like
508
00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:39.329
super into her, and now it's
like I just wrote could do bro the
509
00:40:39.489 --> 00:40:45.889
whole timeline. Like I obviously like
when it comes to the Kalin and Blake
510
00:40:45.969 --> 00:40:51.360
thing, I support Blake side of
things, but when it comes to that
511
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:54.119
Hannah Gee, Blake and Dylan thing, I support none of them. Like
512
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:58.920
they're all being the worst in the
situation. When Dylan came over to confront
513
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:04.949
I'm tired of the freaking over matchness, like Oh, I'm gonna blow up
514
00:41:05.030 --> 00:41:08.630
their spot and she'll respect that.
What are they call it? Toxic Masculinity?
515
00:41:09.269 --> 00:41:14.030
When Dylan goes over and tries to
yeah, dubbs as a talk is
516
00:41:14.190 --> 00:41:20.739
toxic. I have a mad toxic
masculinity, tell by the eyebrow thinks it
517
00:41:20.900 --> 00:41:23.340
makes. It makes my bio smell
worse than no, yeah, okay,
518
00:41:23.699 --> 00:41:29.420
not know we're talking about anyways.
But like when Dylan came over and Blake
519
00:41:29.539 --> 00:41:31.420
was like, I feel like you've
had her all day, you shattered her.
520
00:41:31.780 --> 00:41:37.730
Okay, she's not a pet.
Like and then the way they're both
521
00:41:37.809 --> 00:41:40.329
talking as if Hannah wasn't there was
annoying. But then the fact that Hannah
522
00:41:40.409 --> 00:41:45.849
just stood there, twirling her here
wouldn't like Dylan in the eyes, didn't
523
00:41:45.849 --> 00:41:50.719
say a word. Now interjecting was
also like, because she's also using both
524
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.719
of them, like yeah, they're
talking about her as if she isn't here.
525
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:57.599
But the thing is it's not like
like she just like was letting it
526
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:01.150
like being a total Angela in the
office and being like all, respect the
527
00:42:01.230 --> 00:42:06.909
terms of this duel. When it
comes to Andy and Dwight, like she
528
00:42:07.230 --> 00:42:09.550
sucks, like she knows what she's
doing, like Tay Sho's right, like
529
00:42:09.989 --> 00:42:15.340
she knows what she's doing. She's
not innocent and it's annoying watching her play
530
00:42:15.460 --> 00:42:22.340
both of these guys as well.
So, and then afterwards Blake's like,
531
00:42:22.420 --> 00:42:25.780
Oh, it's okay, Hannah,
don't worry, people aren't judging you at
532
00:42:25.820 --> 00:42:30.969
all up there. No, Blake, I am judging Hannah. I am
533
00:42:30.530 --> 00:42:35.969
every so is everyone up there?
Everyone right? But yeah, that was
534
00:42:36.050 --> 00:42:40.570
basically like I kind of I think
that it was like the end of that
535
00:42:40.809 --> 00:42:45.480
episode and I was annoyed because where
was Jpj the whole time? He gets
536
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:51.639
his shot, but he gets a
shot next episode, you know, and
537
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:55.880
then looks take a break. All
right, we're back. I needed to
538
00:42:55.960 --> 00:43:00.230
pull my nose and dumbs was recognized
thing it. You may have noticed that
539
00:43:00.710 --> 00:43:08.469
it kept getting okay's robbing me.
I self medicate with Bennet or every night
540
00:43:08.710 --> 00:43:14.619
to try and force myself to sleep, since I've INSTOPNA and sometimes don't self
541
00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:17.340
medicate kids. Don't take her example. So much better to all at night.
542
00:43:17.460 --> 00:43:22.500
By the end of the day my
nose gets all weird. Don't be
543
00:43:22.820 --> 00:43:29.090
me, be better. But yeah, so basically start this whole episode like
544
00:43:29.289 --> 00:43:35.329
more Blake and Dylan drama. Hannah
sucks, like I'M gonna I'm not gonna
545
00:43:35.329 --> 00:43:39.170
say, but then stop. But
then Dylan's like down talking how Blake mystreets
546
00:43:39.650 --> 00:43:44.679
women, but then supports jet and
his friends with jetimer life. So I'm
547
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:49.239
like MMM, kind of. You
know, you pick and choose your battles,
548
00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:52.920
apparently, but I'm out on all
three of them. But when she
549
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:58.550
was sharing the story of like when
basically Dylan like called her out and he's
550
00:43:58.590 --> 00:44:00.829
like, obviously there's something more going
on here, and she was like,
551
00:44:01.070 --> 00:44:06.789
well, he did fly out to
see me a week before paradise. She
552
00:44:06.829 --> 00:44:10.460
said he flew out to see her, she talked with him, they kissed
553
00:44:12.219 --> 00:44:15.340
and then she went home. No
way that happened. I ass like,
554
00:44:16.179 --> 00:44:22.179
I'm sorry, yeah, he flew
all the way to Alabama. We talked
555
00:44:22.460 --> 00:44:30.769
for ten minutes and then like he
kissed me. Like why no one believes
556
00:44:30.809 --> 00:44:34.849
you? A girl like I mean
one. They definitely did more than kiss
557
00:44:35.090 --> 00:44:37.599
and to I don't believe her whole
thing, that she was so uninvolved.
558
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:43.760
Like again, this just shows like
how, like, I don't know,
559
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:46.280
I'm just over Hannah Gee. But
I did like when Tatia called out Hannah
560
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:51.800
Gee. But the best part was
Tasha walks up to Hannah Gee and she
561
00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:54.510
was like hey, cutie, can
I talk to you for a sec and
562
00:44:54.590 --> 00:44:59.909
I'm like yeah, this is my
girls are fake, like we've all done
563
00:44:59.949 --> 00:45:04.070
it. But I'm like, oh
my gosh, like can we stop with
564
00:45:04.110 --> 00:45:10.059
a passive aggressive, like condescending comments? I remember a couple months ago we
565
00:45:10.219 --> 00:45:17.139
go to you go to different conventions
for work and we work it stop.
566
00:45:17.420 --> 00:45:22.610
And so with our particular company that
I was rapping, there was a competitor
567
00:45:22.769 --> 00:45:29.010
company. No, it was are
you bleeping out? That to stop.
568
00:45:29.570 --> 00:45:34.730
But so there was a competitor company
that was there as well, and normally
569
00:45:34.889 --> 00:45:37.679
what we do is we try and
stop every single person walking through these exhibit
570
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:42.960
halls. So this girl walks by
and I was like, Hey, have
571
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:46.760
you heard of and she was like, Oh, I actually work for but
572
00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:51.909
your pants are super cute. Bye, and I was like, Bitch,
573
00:45:52.670 --> 00:45:57.670
I don't need your fake compliment and
yes, the pants I was wearing that
574
00:45:57.710 --> 00:46:00.349
day, we're super cute. Guy. I was just like, why do
575
00:46:00.510 --> 00:46:04.340
girls do this? Yeah, I
did a fake compliment. People to be
576
00:46:04.500 --> 00:46:09.300
like passive aggressive. So that was
funny. But then Hannah being like Oh,
577
00:46:09.340 --> 00:46:14.780
I feel like Tatia a attacked me, like what the Hell? No,
578
00:46:15.820 --> 00:46:17.809
Tasha had a concern and was bringing
it up to her. That's not
579
00:46:17.969 --> 00:46:24.369
being attacked, that's having an adult
conversation. So I don't think tatia attacked
580
00:46:24.409 --> 00:46:29.130
her, or mean girl to as
Hannah said, like I just feel like
581
00:46:29.250 --> 00:46:30.969
feel like that got mean girl.
I feel like this just shows, like
582
00:46:31.130 --> 00:46:36.599
one how I mature Hannah Gee is, and to just her trying to play
583
00:46:36.760 --> 00:46:40.159
like the innocent again, like Tatia
told her, Hey, look, I
584
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:45.079
don't appreciate you bringing into like your
little shit show drama you could have given
585
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:50.750
me a heads up, considering both
of them were blindsided colts and season they
586
00:46:50.829 --> 00:46:54.269
were part of the final three and
then he sent them both home at the
587
00:46:54.309 --> 00:46:58.949
same time and dumpt a mom nowhere. So it's like I do understand Tatia's
588
00:46:58.989 --> 00:47:01.179
point, like I'd be blind side
by that. And then you already have
589
00:47:01.340 --> 00:47:04.699
this thing going on with a guy
and you don't give me like a heads
590
00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:09.739
up. Like Hannah's dumb, but
I think girl, she does. She
591
00:47:10.260 --> 00:47:19.650
dumb. So then Dean comes in. Dean's here. Dean's here with my
592
00:47:19.969 --> 00:47:23.329
favorite part was Christina's reaction. Everyone's
like it's Dean and she turns out she's
593
00:47:23.329 --> 00:47:30.639
like we what? Yeah, like
they I do like how like she's over
594
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:35.079
what happened. Yeah, I I
feel like you gotta be like in Christina
595
00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:37.360
a little bit more. She's it. That seems she has been. It
596
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:43.360
seems like they sins that all happened. have sat down and worked it out,
597
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:46.110
because there wasn't any drama. It
was like it wasn't that bad,
598
00:47:46.389 --> 00:47:50.829
right and like in real life,
they kind of did go back and forth
599
00:47:50.869 --> 00:47:53.230
dating after that season, but I
think they definitely put the nail on the
600
00:47:53.309 --> 00:47:59.460
head but what was crazy is Kaylyn
like instantly see someone she likes and then
601
00:47:59.539 --> 00:48:04.940
again goes into throwing someone under the
bus, like she was like Christina is
602
00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:09.460
spreading my business to everyone, like
I'm sorry, you brought up Christina before
603
00:48:09.460 --> 00:48:14.369
she was even in paradise set.
And also, how the hell do you
604
00:48:14.409 --> 00:48:17.090
know she's talking about with Dean?
They have known each other for years.
605
00:48:17.650 --> 00:48:22.889
You know they didn't talk about Kaylyn
because they would have showed it if she
606
00:48:22.010 --> 00:48:25.130
did, because they live for that
drama. Like Christina's above it, and
607
00:48:25.409 --> 00:48:30.480
so her being like she sparing my
business, it's like bitch. The second
608
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:38.159
you got to paradise, you were
bitch. The second you got to paradise
609
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:42.230
you were like, Oh, I
slept with bike and then, but Christina
610
00:48:42.269 --> 00:48:45.989
slept with him the night before me, like, I'm sorry, shut up,
611
00:48:45.349 --> 00:48:51.429
like the fact that she's suddenly crying
because the guy she wants to ask
612
00:48:51.469 --> 00:48:54.550
her out is talking to Christina because
they know each other and have a history,
613
00:48:55.099 --> 00:49:00.059
and saying she's did you catch when
she was like she slut shame me,
614
00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:04.619
and they had literally had nothing to
show for Christina slut shaming of her,
615
00:49:04.739 --> 00:49:08.900
like she is just unbelievably like a
liar, and it is crazy,
616
00:49:09.050 --> 00:49:13.489
like it would have been so easy, I feel like, for Kaylyn to
617
00:49:13.570 --> 00:49:16.769
come to Paradise and redeem herself from
the end of golden season, where she
618
00:49:16.929 --> 00:49:22.650
basically pulled the same thing with Tasha. Called Tasha a stupid bitch because Tasia,
619
00:49:22.809 --> 00:49:28.679
yeah, behind the scenes, because
Taitia was like expressing her concerns to
620
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:31.239
Colton. She could have overcame that
and and said she did the exact same
621
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:36.519
thing. And she called Christina a
stupid bitch and everyone's just like, Kaylyn
622
00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:42.070
needs to stop calling people stupid bitches, because clearly she's doing it whenever she's
623
00:49:42.110 --> 00:49:45.590
getting called out. So and then
I want to say the fact that they
624
00:49:45.630 --> 00:49:52.070
had nothing to go to about Mike's
reaction just shows that he's genuinely like a
625
00:49:52.190 --> 00:49:54.820
good guy. He wasn't like pissed. Yeah, it didn't even show him
626
00:49:54.900 --> 00:49:59.219
face when he was asked when when
Kaylyn went on a date, like it
627
00:49:59.340 --> 00:50:01.900
wasn't. It wasn't weird like everyone. Well, yeah, it wasn't weird.
628
00:50:02.179 --> 00:50:06.820
Hymn Christina, we're not being weird. Yet Kaylyn's asked, acting like
629
00:50:07.449 --> 00:50:09.769
someone actually wronged her with no one
did, and there were interesting thing is.
630
00:50:09.809 --> 00:50:14.250
I'm real life. Christina tweeted and
she was like, I'm sorry,
631
00:50:14.289 --> 00:50:17.329
you brought up my business before I
even set out on that beach and everyone's
632
00:50:17.329 --> 00:50:22.519
like clapping. Christina and CALN sex. We all know it. But the
633
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:28.920
immediate switch from like just forgetting Mike, who like she sucks. But the
634
00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:35.909
best part was camps, for he
said, I've just been myself and it's
635
00:50:35.989 --> 00:50:39.389
not working, and it's yeah,
never will care, ever will okay them
636
00:50:39.590 --> 00:50:43.789
your whole thing. ABC always became. You better change it up. The
637
00:50:43.869 --> 00:50:47.789
best part was like and then Christina's
like talking to Jordan and she's like there's
638
00:50:47.789 --> 00:50:51.340
a couple over there, a couple
over there, a couple over here,
639
00:50:51.739 --> 00:50:55.260
and then she's like we have a
twosome here talking to Jordan and the kid.
640
00:50:55.460 --> 00:51:00.820
It pans out and fans like what
about me? It's like, oh,
641
00:51:00.340 --> 00:51:05.130
she's just like, oh, forgot
about you. Can't, he said.
642
00:51:05.570 --> 00:51:08.570
Most people do that. That was
one of the best things of the
643
00:51:08.690 --> 00:51:13.929
show, but not the best thing. We're getting there, we're downing there.
644
00:51:14.130 --> 00:51:17.210
But yeah, so Kalyn and dean
stay. It was forgettable. They
645
00:51:17.329 --> 00:51:24.280
bonded over traveling being their favorite thing. Yeah, basic bitches. I'm sorry,
646
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:30.599
who hates traveling, like that's gonna
like being at home, but I'm
647
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:32.349
not going to say I'm not going
to travel. Exactly. That's like me
648
00:51:32.510 --> 00:51:42.750
being like, Huh, don't like
free money. I have yeah, they
649
00:51:43.789 --> 00:51:49.179
and also later when she's like fluencer
doesn't love traveling, and later when she's
650
00:51:49.219 --> 00:51:52.820
like wait, how do you shower? Oh my Gosh, oh, she
651
00:51:52.019 --> 00:52:00.849
is dumb, like but yeah,
so grib they had that segment where Jordan
652
00:52:01.170 --> 00:52:07.329
and Demi were basically sitting there like
the producers as them. Wait before you
653
00:52:07.449 --> 00:52:09.130
say anything, I want to say
my two cents because I know that what
654
00:52:09.250 --> 00:52:14.570
we're about to say is different.
I genuinely wrote down I was like,
655
00:52:14.809 --> 00:52:16.480
oh, that was kind of funny. They there were some clever things there.
656
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:22.039
So well, one your hero Chad
Johnson would disagree with that. I've
657
00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:23.800
got shit about all right, let's
talk about it. It was like literally,
658
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:27.760
like they're like okay, you two, we're gonna have you sit down
659
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:30.869
right here and then we're going to
have people walk across the beach and you're
660
00:52:30.909 --> 00:52:35.110
gonna judge them. Okay, like
it was just obnoxious. None of everything
661
00:52:35.190 --> 00:52:40.309
was so forced, like I'm not
about forced comedy. Doves is like about
662
00:52:40.349 --> 00:52:45.860
to vomit. I was yawning and
but I'm just like I love dry humor
663
00:52:46.099 --> 00:52:51.099
and like I feel like when you're
trying that hard, it's not funny.
664
00:52:51.260 --> 00:52:55.940
And honestly, they just sounded like
asses, coming from someone who constantly sounds
665
00:52:55.980 --> 00:52:59.809
like an ass. You gone.
So wait, you CANNA ask, but
666
00:53:00.170 --> 00:53:05.369
like both of us exactly, but
it was just I thought it was annoying.
667
00:53:05.690 --> 00:53:09.489
Like whatever, wait, I want
to know what Chad my got Chad
668
00:53:09.530 --> 00:53:12.769
had to say, but we'll go
over at the end. Damn it,
669
00:53:12.849 --> 00:53:15.639
we got to wait still. No, because I've got a segment called chats
670
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:20.800
tweets. I think there's only two. Let's chat tweet, but anyway.
671
00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:25.320
So then Christian Markson and you know, I never hated anyone so much in
672
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:30.030
my life that they just really don't
give a shit about because they skip their
673
00:53:30.110 --> 00:53:34.349
intro with Chris Harrison, like Dean
got an intro with Chris Harrison, and
674
00:53:34.429 --> 00:53:39.070
Christian they just pop there. They're
like so did Mike Yo to Christian doesn't.
675
00:53:39.269 --> 00:53:44.659
He's just the worst. Clay needs
to Gut Punch him, but clay's
676
00:53:45.179 --> 00:53:49.980
just so above it and I loved
the way that he handled things. Oh
677
00:53:50.019 --> 00:53:54.099
yeah, why things amazingly. But
when Nicole and Christian were on their day,
678
00:53:54.139 --> 00:53:58.250
which again I ignored most of the
time, but all they did the
679
00:53:58.289 --> 00:54:02.610
whole time was to make out and
talk about me harder, I felt weird,
680
00:54:04.769 --> 00:54:07.289
like and then I could do without
n Cole coming back talking about how
681
00:54:07.329 --> 00:54:12.840
much she's wanted and I feel like
the bachelor a it like I'm Goo,
682
00:54:13.599 --> 00:54:17.760
a good Cuban exit. That was
terrible what she said. But and your
683
00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:22.599
x. She was going over with
Sydney, the only screen time Sydney's gotten,
684
00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:24.829
and she's like, oh my gosh, everything he says he just brings
685
00:54:24.869 --> 00:54:30.550
back to sacks and I'm and Sydney's
just like looking at her like okay,
686
00:54:30.630 --> 00:54:34.070
don't want to talk at like Sydney
kept turning because Sydney, Jack Sidney,
687
00:54:34.230 --> 00:54:36.469
wanted to go on the date with
him, right, and he didn't even
688
00:54:36.949 --> 00:54:38.539
talk to anyone, he just talked
to him. Remember. She was like,
689
00:54:38.699 --> 00:54:40.260
Oh, he's about, I want
to go on a date with it.
690
00:54:40.420 --> 00:54:43.780
Not even that, it's just like, I'm sorry, is that not
691
00:54:43.980 --> 00:54:47.059
a red flag? That literally you
couldn't talk for anything normal. He kept
692
00:54:47.059 --> 00:54:51.460
bringing you back to sex, like
that's not a connection. That's so horny
693
00:54:51.539 --> 00:54:55.090
dude. And then Sydney was basically
just thinking like okay, stop, how
694
00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:59.969
did it make you feel? Yeah, so then that's when clay poulder aside,
695
00:55:00.250 --> 00:55:02.210
and then Chris. She did a
great job of being like how was
696
00:55:02.329 --> 00:55:06.570
the day like? The first house? Well, wait, let's talk first
697
00:55:06.610 --> 00:55:08.280
about how clay. I think clay
did a really great job saying like hey,
698
00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:12.280
how was the date? What were
your thoughts, and and telling her
699
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:15.559
like look, I'm understand, I'm
glad that you went on the day.
700
00:55:15.559 --> 00:55:19.079
I was hoping you would say no, yeah, but I'm and then he
701
00:55:19.199 --> 00:55:22.150
talked it out with her. It
wasn't weird, full, very communicative.
702
00:55:22.230 --> 00:55:25.829
And then Christian show pulls like a
freaking Dylan and Blake again, treating Nicole
703
00:55:27.030 --> 00:55:30.070
like she's an in, out out
of my object. He literally said you
704
00:55:30.269 --> 00:55:32.670
can have her tomorrow, you can
do whatever you want with her. Then
705
00:55:34.070 --> 00:55:37.780
like go to hell, dude,
like stop speaking for these women. These
706
00:55:37.820 --> 00:55:40.860
women should be speaking for them selves. I think Nicole did a little better
707
00:55:40.900 --> 00:55:45.739
job at it. Then Hannah.
Hannah's not given a good name to women
708
00:55:45.780 --> 00:55:47.420
at all, but like, oh, that made me so mad, like
709
00:55:47.820 --> 00:55:52.449
women are not pets. And then
when he was like make her make a
710
00:55:52.570 --> 00:55:55.769
decision, like asshole. She will
make a decision if they want. And
711
00:55:55.809 --> 00:56:00.730
then when she did, him to
go away. Yeah, Clay deserves the
712
00:56:00.849 --> 00:56:05.760
world. Like I will fight Christian
for Clay. Well, even Jordan,
713
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:09.159
who also want, will get them
get there. But after I did think
714
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:14.159
when she told him like Hey,
what I want from you is for you
715
00:56:14.239 --> 00:56:16.679
to be more assertive and you could
have done better, and he took obviously
716
00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:20.550
took that to heart. I thought
he did a good job in that moment
717
00:56:20.670 --> 00:56:22.630
being assertive, not of not just
being like okay, totally man like.
718
00:56:22.710 --> 00:56:25.349
He was like, Dude, when
you come back from your date, your
719
00:56:25.389 --> 00:56:29.030
dates done. If you want to
have more time with absolutely the reason,
720
00:56:29.550 --> 00:56:32.099
just say it, but now your
dates. And then later on he's similar
721
00:56:32.179 --> 00:56:37.340
thing. He was very there,
we'll get there, but just keep chronologically.
722
00:56:37.980 --> 00:56:39.099
No, no, because that's where
the show ends. So we have
723
00:56:39.340 --> 00:56:44.940
been there. But they showed the
s music video workouts. I die every
724
00:56:45.019 --> 00:56:49.050
scene that they do that. When
Clay, I think it was clay and
725
00:56:49.170 --> 00:56:52.769
Ken, yes, Oh, yes, it's so much. All the girls,
726
00:56:52.929 --> 00:56:57.090
not all the girls were like what
are they doing? Yeah, pretty
727
00:56:57.090 --> 00:57:02.559
good. So then they go into
like the cocktail party. Jp Are we
728
00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:07.840
talking jpj cocked up party time.
Well, so first they showed Sydney,
729
00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:13.800
and who is trying to get to
know Sydney again? Wasn't wills, know,
730
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:16.510
it wasn't was holy, it was
damn Mike. It was Mike.
731
00:57:16.869 --> 00:57:22.070
It was Mike's Night and Mike genuinely
seemed interested. But then Sydney's like was
732
00:57:22.150 --> 00:57:25.750
basically being like I just moved slow
so I can't tell you feel like you.
733
00:57:25.829 --> 00:57:28.550
I'm like, then, why the
hell are you on this show?
734
00:57:28.630 --> 00:57:31.739
Like did you not learn from Colton
season? Like, I'm sorry, don't
735
00:57:31.780 --> 00:57:36.619
be on this show. Then,
like, Mike, is your only chance
736
00:57:36.739 --> 00:57:39.860
of sticking around and would be lucky
to be with my hundred percent. So
737
00:57:40.019 --> 00:57:45.170
that was annoying. But JPJ,
when he was laying down, and then
738
00:57:45.289 --> 00:57:46.889
who? I love that. They
just showed the pillows and you're like,
739
00:57:47.010 --> 00:57:50.250
Oh, this is and then all
of a sudden one of them gets thrown
740
00:57:50.289 --> 00:57:52.610
off a little bit and it's just
him laying down there talking to himself.
741
00:57:52.889 --> 00:57:57.570
Well, I died. I can't
remember who walked up, but then he's
742
00:57:57.730 --> 00:58:04.119
like was it it was? It
wasn't camp, it was cam. It
743
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:08.159
was cam and on Yaka. No, was it on Yka, I think
744
00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:12.159
it was on you. Yeah,
but no, when he was like,
745
00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:15.349
Dude, let me be, I
just gotta get the street. Don't tell
746
00:58:15.389 --> 00:58:19.230
anyone I'm doing this, I thought
he was touching himself, like I was
747
00:58:20.670 --> 00:58:24.349
confused, which wouldn't surprise you to
be honest. But the fact is gross
748
00:58:24.630 --> 00:58:32.019
that he was memorizing poetry was even
better. Like yeah, I doubt He.
749
00:58:32.420 --> 00:58:36.940
And then when he actually did,
is due the pump for Tasia.
750
00:58:37.099 --> 00:58:39.539
I thought that was gonna be like
a camp moment, but like this is
751
00:58:42.010 --> 00:58:45.250
stark contrast, like the way jpj
did it, and normally he's just like
752
00:58:45.369 --> 00:58:50.929
kind of seems like, oh Yo, dude, airhead. That was actually
753
00:58:51.010 --> 00:58:53.250
sweet the way he did it.
But also, I think what also plays
754
00:58:53.289 --> 00:58:58.599
into it is it he's an attractive
man and not just creepy. It's the
755
00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:02.760
creep to hotness factor. Yeah,
yeah, so, no, that that
756
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:08.480
was cute and I her reaction.
I don't know how interested she actually isn't
757
00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:14.269
him, but I enjoyed her reaction. And when he liked forgot a line
758
00:59:14.349 --> 00:59:16.070
and she was like wait, like
you got this, like she was like
759
00:59:16.309 --> 00:59:19.949
hell, pushing him on. I
liked it. Honestly, I could be
760
00:59:20.070 --> 00:59:25.260
here for Atation. JPJ set up
like but what I hear in real life.
761
00:59:25.300 --> 00:59:29.659
Like everyone, I'm just writing down
things you're saying. DUBS, don't
762
00:59:29.699 --> 00:59:32.460
look at my notes towards her reaction. That was important for me, right,
763
00:59:32.500 --> 00:59:37.900
don't. Okay, but like in
realize if everyone, like of the
764
00:59:37.059 --> 00:59:42.650
cast, like will be like he's
like really smart. He's actually crazy smart,
765
00:59:43.130 --> 00:59:45.809
and so I think it's interesting to
see that side of him. Yeah,
766
00:59:45.969 --> 00:59:51.690
like, because I cannot memorize anything
like that on the spot worth shit.
767
00:59:52.170 --> 00:59:54.480
But like everyone, and like aside
from the cast, even people that
768
00:59:54.639 --> 00:59:57.960
know him in the real world,
they're kind of like he is such a
769
00:59:58.000 --> 00:60:00.960
weird dude, but he's so smart. And I'm like, we're here for
770
00:60:00.039 --> 00:60:05.800
a JPJ, number one in our
hearts, number two in our minds.
771
00:60:07.230 --> 00:60:09.750
WHO's number one in our minds?
I don't know. All right, be
772
00:60:10.030 --> 00:60:14.230
it for you and Chad, for
me, you go, okay, yeah,
773
00:60:15.789 --> 00:60:17.789
back by all, his number two. Then Jpj your number three.
774
00:60:17.829 --> 00:60:24.059
WHOOO. But so then that came
down to the cliffhanger and honestly, for
775
00:60:24.219 --> 00:60:27.619
one time, like they ended that
on a good spot. And you know,
776
00:60:27.820 --> 00:60:30.179
also, I was so mad.
You know how they normally tease like
777
00:60:30.420 --> 00:60:34.940
every freaking season. They'll be like
soone hurt this guy and then it turns
778
00:60:34.980 --> 00:60:38.010
out, oh, he tripped and
fell and nothing happened. Like they could
779
00:60:38.010 --> 00:60:43.050
have done that with the rights thing. Yeah, they actually had a tussle
780
00:60:43.170 --> 00:60:45.769
and I was so stoked. But
like what pissed me off as Nicole was
781
00:60:45.889 --> 00:60:50.800
like, clay, I want you
to be more assertive. And so then
782
00:60:50.880 --> 00:60:53.719
and then everyone Egged Clayon to go
up there, and you get tell clay
783
00:60:53.719 --> 00:60:57.639
didn't want to do it and like, but he did it because he thought
784
00:60:57.679 --> 00:61:00.480
it's what she wanted. So we
went up there, and then also Nicole
785
00:61:00.599 --> 00:61:02.400
like looked at him like he was
crazy for doing it, and it's like,
786
00:61:02.679 --> 00:61:07.710
honestly, screw you, Nicole,
like she sucks to she's like I
787
00:61:07.789 --> 00:61:09.869
want you to be sort of but
no, like don't interrupt us. Like
788
00:61:10.030 --> 00:61:14.630
that was annoying. And like poor
clay, like when he worked back,
789
00:61:14.789 --> 00:61:17.619
you could tell he felt so bad
and so dumb and he didn't go.
790
00:61:17.980 --> 00:61:22.860
He didn't like just stand there,
like with Christian. It was like when
791
00:61:22.900 --> 00:61:25.139
he realized she was uncomfortable, he
was like, look, out of respect
792
00:61:25.179 --> 00:61:28.699
for her, I'm leaving. Yeah, and that's the difference. And that's
793
00:61:28.739 --> 00:61:32.690
the thing, like, I'm sorry, like Nicole, like who how dumb
794
00:61:32.849 --> 00:61:37.010
she's being is Oh, I want
the guy who will turn everything I say
795
00:61:37.050 --> 00:61:40.969
into sex or an INNUENTO, come
up and be rude and treat me like
796
00:61:42.090 --> 00:61:45.849
an an adamount object or clay,
who's actually respecting my time here, a
797
00:61:45.969 --> 00:61:51.760
nice guy and doesn't have to give
off this toxic masculinity, even though he's
798
00:61:51.760 --> 00:61:54.079
the biggest guy on the beach.
He doesn't need to act like a Dick.
799
00:61:54.360 --> 00:61:58.000
And she's just being dumb, like
she sucks, when she was like
800
00:61:58.480 --> 00:62:00.590
Oh, like, yeah, he
should have left a Christian, like screw
801
00:62:00.630 --> 00:62:05.909
Unical, you don't deserve him.
But then so normally I don't like it
802
00:62:06.150 --> 00:62:09.670
when Jordan does these like big gooff
moments, but I was here for all
803
00:62:09.750 --> 00:62:14.150
of her. Diddy have to do
that because and clay was like it was
804
00:62:14.230 --> 00:62:16.739
his competitor, right, and even
he was like no, you don't treat
805
00:62:16.820 --> 00:62:20.699
clay like that, like good for
you, I love the clay was like
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look, man, you don't have
to do that for me. Don't do
807
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that for me. And then when
Jordan Wan is was running away, clay
808
00:62:23.860 --> 00:62:28.059
was like no, wait, don't
do okay, I know okay, I
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got La. I was just like
yes, Jordan, for once, I'm
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like, burn UTICA to the the
ground, like I'm not sure I get
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the reference the office and we will
burn UTICA to the ground. You know
812
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that way. I was so giddy
and so so this is the one time
813
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I want to see Jordan go off
and I'm like yeah, dude, I
814
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would freakin I would blow up that
Pinada for Clay Um. But for once
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they go lifford on the drama when
they're actually like toordan throwing Christian. Jordan
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00:63:02.829 --> 00:63:09.590
straight up suplexed back, and I
don't think anyone thought Jordan could throw throw
817
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bones at all. But like,
I'm here for it, like he's straty,
818
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picked him up and he's superlexed.
Like Hell Yeah, Jordan, Hell
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Yeah, hell yeah, Banana Bread, hell yeah, but Nana Bretta work
820
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bro Hell Yeah. But so that
was a good place to end it.
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I'm like actually excited to see next
week. And then I think we saw
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in the trailer Hannah Bee's gone,
but on next week and she's clearly introducing
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some sort of drama for Demi,
but I already know what it is.
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Yeah, I think we both do. But so let's talk about predictions.
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I was gonna say how many guys
are leaving. Five for for there's nine
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girls and thirteen guys. So let's
stout you guys, thirteen guys and nine
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girls. So let's talk about one
prediction. Who's going the fight? Jordan
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and Chris, and my money's actually
on Jordan. I think I agree tain
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Christian, because it looks I mean
it looks like they go after okay,
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Chantel, Hey, Shante, would
you like to come in? Shanta,
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do you watch? Oh okay,
did you want day's? Oh okay,
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00:64:28.610 --> 00:64:30.929
this will be a good episode for
you to listen to. We're on apple
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00:64:31.010 --> 00:64:34.889
PODCASTS. We're on apple podcast will
leave this part in, but you have
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to listen to our episode. Yeah, it'll be good. You'll be excited.
835
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It's a really good one. Thank
you. See, we have fans
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outside of our studio. So this
one says spoilers. who leaves is who
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leaves. But so I think so. Prediction? Yeah, I think they'll
838
00:64:58.469 --> 00:65:02.389
definitely contain Christian more and KIP him
off the beach, but other than that,
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so then that will actually take away
a rose if they kick him off,
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which means only three guys aside from
him will go home. So I
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think we can both agree. We
think Christian it's going to be forced home.
842
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What about the three other guys?
Hold on, I want to confirm
843
00:65:16.579 --> 00:65:20.730
numbers, because I was certain.
No, I'm positive. I literally watched
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it ten minutes before we started podcasting. Is Nine girls and thirteen guys.
845
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I remember because he said for guys
are going home right fight. Exactly.
846
00:65:31.969 --> 00:65:36.519
Okay, so Christian, you think
it is by default. Well, so,
847
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first off, wills and Camm those
are two of my four. MMM,
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Kevin. Yeah, I don't know
who Kevin's going to end up with.
849
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For sure is gonna go. And
then, honestly, I think it's
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either going to be Christian or Jordan. Christian if they kick him off,
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00:65:55.710 --> 00:65:59.829
Jordan if he gets about it off, I think. I think Christina will
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00:65:59.869 --> 00:66:02.869
keep Jordan around as a friend.
So really what that comes down to?
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If Christian doesn't get kicked off,
do we think that the cold picks?
854
00:66:08.340 --> 00:66:12.059
Well, they spoiled it themselves when
they show previews of next week and Clay
855
00:66:12.059 --> 00:66:15.539
Nicle or make it out so true. Also, you make it. I
856
00:66:15.619 --> 00:66:19.570
think that her watching this, I
think that her watching that fight feel like
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00:66:19.610 --> 00:66:24.250
a dumb ass totally. She's gonna
be like what am I think I'm a
858
00:66:24.730 --> 00:66:29.690
Bi tch to clay and honestly,
I wouldn't be surprised if clay gets involved
859
00:66:29.809 --> 00:66:33.039
in the fight and stops it rather
than pushing anything. He's amazing. He
860
00:66:33.320 --> 00:66:40.119
really is a teddy bear. We
Love Clay. But so, yeah,
861
00:66:40.400 --> 00:66:44.360
we're excited for next week. And
that brings me to our last segment and
862
00:66:44.400 --> 00:66:50.469
us his favorite segment, tweets with
Chachet. So again similar to last week,
863
00:66:50.710 --> 00:66:56.949
as in last week we read one
of his tweets. So Chad's been
864
00:66:57.110 --> 00:67:00.539
tweeting a lot, so says Chad
from Joejoe season, which again I didn't
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00:67:00.579 --> 00:67:04.380
want your season, but I know
dad from Joe Joe Season. Best Part
866
00:67:04.619 --> 00:67:09.300
was when he was worked. He
was on the the two onone with Alex
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00:67:09.739 --> 00:67:13.420
and he was like I just drinking
milk and Alex was like I don't like
868
00:67:13.579 --> 00:67:17.210
milk and Chad just goes, you
don't like milk, you should milks delicious,
869
00:67:18.690 --> 00:67:25.969
perfect, stupid. But so Chad
had three, three pretty solid tweets.
870
00:67:26.090 --> 00:67:29.170
All Right, I'm ready for this
week. So one, you remember
871
00:67:29.210 --> 00:67:35.519
James Taylor? No, I think
James Taylor was also one. Jojo season.
872
00:67:35.960 --> 00:67:39.360
He was like the country guy who
want to be a country star.
873
00:67:39.480 --> 00:67:44.429
Oh, yeah, he sucks.
So Chad. So James Taylor had tweeted.
874
00:67:44.550 --> 00:67:48.230
Yeah, I actually a pre controversial
serious thing. But James Taylor was
875
00:67:48.309 --> 00:67:57.469
tweeting about how the legislature in his
stay or some state had allowed something with
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00:67:57.590 --> 00:68:01.219
lgbtq and their curriculum. And James
Taylor was like, Yo, I'm not
877
00:68:01.460 --> 00:68:08.900
homophobic, but I think that's an
appropriate to have a class talking about that
878
00:68:09.219 --> 00:68:13.610
when they could have a class about
finance, just being a bigot or whatever.
879
00:68:14.130 --> 00:68:16.649
So then Chad, even Chad,
who's the villain, tweets at James
880
00:68:16.729 --> 00:68:24.609
Taylor and so basically is talking about
what types of curriculum James Taylor would have
881
00:68:25.609 --> 00:68:30.880
kind of read it. Yes,
astrisk player three has entered the game.
882
00:68:30.039 --> 00:68:34.479
Astrisk the James Taylor Curriculum. First
period, how to grow beard. Second
883
00:68:34.520 --> 00:68:39.239
period, how to be a bitch. Third period, wooing darlings with country
884
00:68:39.279 --> 00:68:44.270
music. Fourth period, all things
natty light. Fifth period, titties,
885
00:68:44.390 --> 00:68:49.390
sex and titties. Sixth period,
investing and incesting it. So I love,
886
00:68:49.510 --> 00:68:55.779
I love titties. What is it? titty sex and teas. So,
887
00:68:55.939 --> 00:69:00.420
yeah, James Taylor you lost this
week, but other not as bad
888
00:69:00.460 --> 00:69:05.260
as Derek Peth loss last week,
Rik pet loss last week. So then
889
00:69:05.420 --> 00:69:13.250
Chad's other tweet was basically about the
Demi and Jordan commentary and how annoying it
890
00:69:13.529 --> 00:69:15.890
was. Okay, but so got
that. He was against me on that.
891
00:69:15.970 --> 00:69:19.970
But you know what, I'm coming
around entertainment weekly tweet something saying Bachelor
892
00:69:20.010 --> 00:69:26.079
in Paradise Preview, Jordan and Demi
are the statler and Waldorf of Paradise.
893
00:69:26.279 --> 00:69:30.399
I don't understand that reference. That's
fine, I'll chat out to say was
894
00:69:30.760 --> 00:69:35.279
disapproved. The level of rude has
to be bypassed by the level of funnyness.
895
00:69:35.479 --> 00:69:40.989
A level eight on the rude dometer
has to be a level ten funniness.
896
00:69:41.310 --> 00:69:44.949
Can't be level seven rude and level
three funny. Nah, learn the
897
00:69:45.029 --> 00:69:47.270
game, Sun. I thought he
was fought on. They were trying so
898
00:69:47.550 --> 00:69:51.350
hard to be funny but being more
rude than they were funny. None of
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00:69:51.430 --> 00:69:56.420
it was funny, true. But
brings me to his last and third and
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00:69:56.739 --> 00:70:04.380
best tweet of the week. was
after last week when he said to Dean,
901
00:70:04.739 --> 00:70:11.050
shut the F up, you little
bitch, about Dean defending Kaylyn and
902
00:70:11.130 --> 00:70:16.649
down talking Blake. Chad said,
fight me for charity, Bitch, and
903
00:70:17.050 --> 00:70:20.439
he sends another treat to which Jean
did not reply, and then he sends
904
00:70:20.479 --> 00:70:25.720
another tweet and he says you can
bring alonger girlfriend and after you're knocked out
905
00:70:25.840 --> 00:70:30.800
she can make up lies about how
you want if you like. So I'm
906
00:70:30.840 --> 00:70:32.920
going to start saying that if someone
gets on my bad. So I'm just
907
00:70:32.960 --> 00:70:39.270
gonna be like, fight me for
charity, Bitch. So yeah, I
908
00:70:39.590 --> 00:70:45.789
think I can get behind a dean
and chat a feud, because pretty fine
909
00:70:45.989 --> 00:70:49.939
coming out of it. I think
Chad, with anything, is freaking hilarious.
910
00:70:49.979 --> 00:70:54.060
So I'm all in. I don't
want to see some I know he's
911
00:70:54.060 --> 00:70:59.819
he's mean and terrible and said Fu
Chris Harrison, but I'm here for these
912
00:70:59.939 --> 00:71:03.489
tweets. They're pretty entertaining. But
yeah, with that being said, I
913
00:71:03.609 --> 00:71:08.289
think I think that's all we got
this week. Well, thanks for joining
914
00:71:08.329 --> 00:71:13.369
us on this wild ride. We
are excited to be on apple podcast.
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00:71:13.810 --> 00:71:18.680
Look US up search. Yo.
That's crazy. I Have Been Matt Dubs.
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00:71:18.920 --> 00:71:30.920
Follow me at snoop underscore dubs,
and I have been cassand or Freeman.
917
00:71:30.199 --> 00:71:38.829
Follow me at Cassians for Freeman.
One see to us has a man
918
00:71:39.229 --> 00:71:43.189
at the end. People know how
to spell Santra. Yeah, we need
919
00:71:43.390 --> 00:71:47.140
we need some support. Guys like
tell share this podcast, as my friend
920
00:71:47.260 --> 00:71:50.739
agreed, and as much as we
love talking about Bachelor in paradise, sometimes
921
00:71:50.739 --> 00:71:54.539
it's a little onesided because CASSANDRA has
a lot to say and I don't have
922
00:71:54.539 --> 00:71:58.460
as much to see. So other
topics that we can intermittently add would be
923
00:71:58.500 --> 00:72:00.930
great. But, having said that, please rate, review and subscribe.
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Rate, review, subscribe. Also, one last point. I listen to
925
00:72:05.369 --> 00:72:10.050
the podcast that the script. I
listen to a podcast that I really like.
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00:72:10.409 --> 00:72:14.529
What is it? It's a Broncos
Cup podcast. I'm a big Bakas
927
00:72:14.529 --> 00:72:18.720
Fan, but fun, one of
the guys on the PODCAST, Ryan Koenigsberg,
928
00:72:18.880 --> 00:72:23.239
talks about Bachelor and Bachelor in paradise. Everyone's while. So I tweeted
929
00:72:23.279 --> 00:72:26.680
at him and told him, Hey, you should you should know one of
930
00:72:26.720 --> 00:72:30.989
your subscribers, podcast listeners, has
a podcast about bachelor in paradise, and
931
00:72:31.109 --> 00:72:33.350
he tweeted me back and said Yo, send in my way. I'll check
932
00:72:33.350 --> 00:72:36.750
it out. So if he's made
it this far, stop what's welcome,
933
00:72:36.949 --> 00:72:43.430
Ryan Koenigsberg. Ryan Koenigsberg, I
don't watch football, but I'm sure you're
934
00:72:43.470 --> 00:72:45.380
a big deal and we would love
to have you at Ay. He's a
935
00:72:45.420 --> 00:72:48.899
big deal in my heart. Doesn't
matter. We don't a link, tweet
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00:72:48.979 --> 00:72:51.460
out a link, you know.
Also don't have to do that. We
937
00:72:51.659 --> 00:72:56.539
just appreciate everyone listening. Thanks again. Look for us next week. We
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00:72:57.739 --> 00:73:01.130
out. So, like you,
deserve the world. We deserve someone taking
939
00:73:01.210 --> 00:73:11.609
on a day every single night.
You're here. Oh, let me just
940
00:73:12.920 --> 00:73:15.640
stop you, because, like,
everything you're saying to me right now is
941
00:73:15.720 --> 00:73:19.760
right. Yeah, it's exactly what
I want. And like, I have
942
00:73:19.920 --> 00:73:24.880
to pick one at a time for
me. Yeah, I can't do the
943
00:73:25.000 --> 00:73:28.590
three at a time. I can't
do a Blak Pant gone. I can't
944
00:73:28.630 --> 00:73:34.149
go food octagonal, Love Octagon.
That's not fair to anyone. Like,
945
00:73:38.310 --> 00:73:42.699
and you do think like this makes
me, like blowing me out of the
946
00:73:42.779 --> 00:73:48.779
water. I've never been in this
ever. I drew to be onezero percent
947
00:73:48.899 --> 00:73:56.130
with you, kilts. I don't
mind, I'm fine. I thought I
948
00:73:56.250 --> 00:74:06.609
was gonna do this. Sort I
want to right now. Weirdest way,
949
00:74:08.210 --> 00:74:14.720
it's, well, don't know,
it's really, really like my team,
950
00:74:15.079 --> 00:74:20.920
like, I don't know, you
know, he's some pretty no, it's
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00:74:21.000 --> 00:74:28.069
not going to be between us right
now. I don't necessarily go as planned
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Ladies Gentlemen, is the final roast
tonight, Chris. I feel great about
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where Chris and I are. This
is the most confident I have felt in
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a long time and I see myself
wait until the end of this. I
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came here for my love, storry. Christina wakes up the trust. Ladies,
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I'm sorry not receive a rowse.
Take a moment, Sara. Goodbyes.
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He's guys. Best of who neck
just eaving people. I was Glinda
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for a second time to Paradise and
did not meet Christ for I was coming
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for. I'm just going for it, all right. Welcome back to Yo.
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That's crazy. Featuring this crazy gonna
be a normal thing you're going to
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start doing anyways. Fak Feature in
Cassandra starring Yo boy dubs. Welcome back
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change. We can talk about it
in the star. We can talk about
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changing that. He actually, just
as a point of news, you can
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now catch us on apple podcasts.
Yo made the jump. You can also
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find us on Google podcast, but
according to Cassandra, that's trash. So
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well, fifteen million users. Tell
them that, dubs. That's fifteen million
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our trash. That money. anyways. So we are back at it.
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We are still using just one microphone
thanks to just some logistical issues. But
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hopefully the sound qualities good and we
apologize for last week sound issues. We
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had a lightweight table that was easy
to bang on. So and CASSANDRA LOVES
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BANGING MY hands in my lap this
time. So will power through. You
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might need to cut out what I
just said, but if you don't,
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it'll be funny why I ignored it
anyways. Okay, well, I we
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are bi weekly. No, we
were here last week. No, I
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mean bi weekly having guests. Oh
yeah, no, guess. No,
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guess this week. Our biggest problem
is people who are not watching these shows
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and a timely anner. Yeah,
what it comes down to is we need
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to decide is it worth waiting another
day to record or do we want to
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get it out on Thursday morning?
We could talk about that. Determining factor
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is if people will actually listen to
us or not. So basically, at
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this point anyone who listens to us, even if one person tells us to
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do something, will do it.
So if you have an opinion or two
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listeners, I know we're going to
make some changes. Also, I want
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to make it clear that I'm not
willing to change everything I'm willing to make
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changes. I do. Before we
jump into the episode, want to point
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out, and Cassandra may have missed
this just because nothing. I think you
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missed this, my favorite bachelor of
all time made a cameo last night during
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Tuesday nights episode. Wait, nick, we all had a commercial during one
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of the commercial breaks. That's why
I said you might have missed it.
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I don't remember. Make all comer. Now let's take a look. Let's
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take it literally. was like,
Hey, look, cap half a second
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of him. Let's see it.
I think so lunch. No, that's
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me. Well, none of these
brilliant bed wake up January twenty eight.
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It's wait, look at that,
that first one. No, because is
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that played on another episode. That's
from March. Bring it and come prepared
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next time. You asked. I'll
come prepared next time. Nick may have
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been on a commercial. Nick was
on a commercial, a commercial, and
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I'm gonna find it. Anyways,
let's talk about Monday night a little bit
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then we'll jump into Tuesday night.
Before we get in there, we've got
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some stuff to catch up on with
a favorite, Hannah Bay, so tyler's
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said to me. That's fine.
Here's the thing. I just don't care.
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I only enjoyed him because I enjoyed
Hannah storyline and I enjoyed him treating
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canna write, but him without Hannah, I just don't care. He's not
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interesting at all to me. So
Hannah this week has been posted actually some
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some pretty interesting thing. So she's
been thirst trapping a little bit, which,
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honestly, I'm going to be straight
with you, I don't know what
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that means. Know what that is. I'm here for it, like genuinely
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don't. But okay, okay.
So she's posting kind of like seductive things,
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which, okay, good for her. Girl's two thousand and nineteen and
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be confident in your body. But
yeah, preach. Aside from that,
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you can just tell she's going through
a lot, and I think it's necessarily
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because of Tyler. I mean,
keep in mind she still broke up with
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her fiance like a month or two
ago and a whole way that went down.
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So I think she posted something and
it was a night where Caitlyn Bristow
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had sent her some of her new
wine and she made some comment like this
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may not be enough, and it
was three balls of wine, and people
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just read into everything. So then
she made a story and she's like,
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look, guys, I'm tired of
everyone reading into every single thing I post
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or say or whatever. She's like, there's days where I'm happy and days
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where I'm sad and days where I'm
stressed and days where I'm this and this,
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and everyone just kind of needs to
like understand that and stop bring into
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everything. But on top of that, she posted this nice under boob photo
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and yeah, yeah, it's for
those of you not looking at it,
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it's fine, it's good photo.
Got Some under BOOB. I think.
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Connor s commented on it and a
couple guys from her season commented on I
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think about the under boob. Yeah, demilovado commented on Oh, hell yeah,
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so, God do like Demilmono from
Mike? Who We want? Mike
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for Bachelor Two thousand and twenty,
said, girl with two side eyes and
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a row. Oh she is,
Lord Zem Shit. Oh Shit, it's
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for you, Jordan. Yep,
Lauren Zema, who's Chris Harrison's girlfriend and
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the entertainment tonight solor specialist, commented
on it. Hell Yeah, understated is
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the best way. Nicole from this
season said. Dad, basically, everyone's
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just like you, Hot Hannah be
and she knows it and we're here for
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it. Aside from that, she's
posted some beach photos. But on top
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of that she made this post and
I'll read it, but I just feel
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like this is why we love Hannah
be is because she is very honest.
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She's the most followed contestant in Bachelor
nation. Now she passed Jojo and obviously
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she's just going to keep passing Jojo, because Jojo to I don't know,
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Jojo years to get where she's at, Hannah's at. You still have my
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heart. But anyway, she posted
this gorgeous photo. Not good photo,
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you are yeah, it's fine.
This it's her post from two days ago,
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so August twelve. She's wearing a
bronze goddess she is. And the
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dress she is wearing, would you
call that? I don't know. Do
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you call dresses nude color or is
that just books you call? Yes,
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so she's wearing a nude dress with
a very low cut. She's at the
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beach. There's quite a bit of
cleave. So let's find and interpret.
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Even though she told us not to
read it to stuff, we go and
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do it. So one also,
she ten rance gram from Alabama. Hannah
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to Hannah Brown. So honest she
changed her instagram name. Yeah, Mine's
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at snoop dubs. Never going to
change, follow Sander Freeman. There we
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go, honest policy. I'm struggling. Life is so different. Since last
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August, I've been in Paget,
Queen Bachelor contestant and the Bachelor at I've
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been in love with multiple people.
I got engaged, I broke off an
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engagement. I shared it with millions
of people. My faith has been questioned
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by thousands. You don't know my
heart. My transparency with my decisions has
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labeled me promiscuous. Simultaneously, I've
become a bigger role model for young women
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and started bigger conversations around faith and
sex. I'm living on my own for
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the first time. In shuffling through
this life of next steps, with press,
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media and Opportunities Galore, I missed
my friends and family who've watched my
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life explode. I feel guilty because
I don't have the time or emotional capacity
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to fill each of them in on
my life right now. I can't keep
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up with the people who matter most
because I can barely keep up with my
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own life right now. I'm not
complaining about this, Past Year of adventures.
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The woman who has emerged would shock
the mirror image young girl from a
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year ago. I have so many
blessings to be thankful for. However,
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it's uncharted territory for me and it's
been hard to really process what the heck
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is going on. Maybe I needed
to write this out to remind myself I'm
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human and it's okay to be overwhelmed, and maybe I just need it to
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remind you, guys, to life
is beautiful but wild. I think it's
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okay to be strong, to know
you're strong, but to still feel weak
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simultaneously. I can't believe that's when
the magic HAP or I believe that's when
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the magic happens. My Spirit has
opportunity to grow and blossom from this place.
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Healing and restoration can have and I
can rest knowing that my savior house
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compassion and wants to help and love
me through this journey. I've just got
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to let him. I don't know
if I have been lately, but I
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know now because honestly, I think
it would. It would give out if
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I did. So, yeah,
I'm not going to struggle to disguise my
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weakness. I'm just going to give
over the keys to my main man,
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Jesus, and let him bless me
through this ride. I've Ay of hippy
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FO hundred and ten and I think
we can hold up. I thought you
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were going to open up as a
fifty four ten and read it to us.
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No, glad you didn't. I
think we can all learn little something.
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And she's she's the best. Like
Hot Peter from Rachel season commented so
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much respect for Hannah desire, former
Bachelorette, commented on it. A lot
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of a lot of influential people have
commented on it and we love her and
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she's great. You H you love
her. The followers don't lie. I'm
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over it. Bachelor nation loves her, all right, you need to be
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support. But so rumor has it, and this will be announced on Wednesday,
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I believe, but someone's going to
be an ex. Men Say someone's
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going to be casted on dancing with
the stars, nick by all. Yeah,
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she, Hannah, will be the
first female Bachelorette they've had on dancing
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with the doors since Trista, which
was season one. I don't even know
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who Trista the bachelors. So it's
a big deal. Everyone loves her and
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I think this will take her really
excited places and Hannah's having a hot girl
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summer and we are here for it. Other than that, updates is obviously
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blake exposed the text last week.
Some Bachelor nation is divided. I think
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you know where we stand. I
think you know where we are. protexts.
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You said you're a protext. Yeah, protext. We're profecially after these
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last two episodes of less and less
Klin, exactly where Poe Liars. But
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yeah, so not really any updates, just kind of babsler nations device.
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Hold on, but one more time
interrupt because I forgot. I found the
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nick by all commercial. Turns out
it's one of the older ones. Is
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that the halo that? No,
this is wine, lunch, hotelscom lunch.
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It's literally like three seconds ahead.
But so aside from that, so
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just kind of a couple things that
have been addressed. Is Klan's timeline that
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she's like stated makes no sense.
So, like she mentioned that Blake and
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her we're talking for a couple months
and then he ghosted her and then couple
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months later stagecoach happened and then that's
kind of where all this went down.
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Things that don't make sense Colton season
started airing in January and so the women
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tell all was filmed on March.
Five. You didn't know this, but
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on the women tell Kaylyn made an
ass of herself and she was like top
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for and basically, on the tell
all was like crying and telling Colton she's
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still heartbroken and still not over him, while in real life is somehow best
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friends with like his winner. Yeah, and and so weird. But so
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she implied she hasn't like seen him
since the show are I'm shaking just thinking
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about seeing him. I loved him
and didn't and he didn't love me and
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it sucks. But then at that
point she said her and Blake had been
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talking for a couple months before stage
coach. Stage coach was in April.
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Sohen did you say? The final
rose happened. So march is when she
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went on the women's unel and told
snap girl, and then stage coach happened
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in April. I do want to
say, though, she could be not
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over Colton and still be talking about
then Colton said that or she said that
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Colton had set up lake get her. So it's like, HMM, yeah,
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that kind of yeah. anyways,
she's a liar. She sucks.
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But reality, Steve Did post that, basically this ominous post saying that there's
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a lot more behind the scenes going
on and there's going to be even more
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that's gonna drop. That is unfavorable
towards Kaylyn. So M more guys getting
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involved continue. I don't like Johnson. No, but uncle no. But
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basically I just can't wait for the
storm. She sucks. But are we
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talking about Chad now? Going to
know that's at the end. So let's
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go into recap in this episode,
these two episodes. So I'm going to
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be honest with you, I don't
remember. I watched them straight through on
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one to the other. I don't
remember what was what episode exactly. I
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took some bold kind of like timeline
things. But one thing I will say
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that I'm really annoyed with this intro
this season is they don't have a ton
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of creative intros. I do like
crispy us in the Walker agreed. Nicoles
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is dumb her doing a little chaw
chaw like. I hate the ones where
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it's basically them just like laying there
and smiling. But JPJ's, even though
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it's so cliche, works for him. He's down off screen and then he
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flips his head up and his hair
comes back. For sure works, but
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I mean all the other ones where
they're just standing there and like, Haha,
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smile, you got clay with the
football. Yes, he's makes sense,
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but I agree, there are a
lot that were like most of them.
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I feel like the Pere Hanna Jee
Hanna. She sucks. She's got
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no personality, as I've stated.
But anyways, husband stated, finally got
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a rose ceremony, the only rose
ceremony will we've had in these past two
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weeks. Best part of it all
that I got my predictions right. Oh,
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we got our predictions. We predicted
the same people, but you did
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go first. I forgot Kevin and
Sidney were still there, so that was
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Kevin and s John Paul Jones giving
out his roast. ONIECO was good when
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he said I've thoroughly enjoyed showed those
far. Will you accept this rose?
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He's just a gym. That's great. Kaylyn, using cam for a rose,
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Oh, the biggest manipulation she's ever
done, because we could sell homeboy
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model though it did make. It
did make his I honestly he probably wouldn't
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have gotten much screen time in the
last two episodes if it hadn't been for
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her manipulating him. His screen time. Is Him being a loser. I
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specifically wrote here being a bitch,
being a bitch, and I agree with
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those statements. But the best part, I think we know from that rose
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ceremony, was, of course,
Chris, and at last pretty Chris,
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given as rose says, this is
the most confident I've ever felt. Oh
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yeah, I see myself with Chris
at the end of this. I came
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here for my love story crickets,
and then he picked Christina, and the
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look on her face close would dick, don't be so desperate. Girl like
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stop the the first guy who breathes
in her direction. She's always like you
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wouldn't know this because you didn't watch
her on BIP last year, but any
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guy who even remotely gives her eye
contacted. We can have babies and be
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together forever. This is why people
don't like you. Keep it in she's
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way in text, but I loved
how she was just like wow, okay,
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and left as if anyone was surprised. I so my takeaway from the
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rows ceremony. And then baby ono
went home, which that's baby. Yeah,
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Jane. My takeaway my takeaway was
why was blake like? Honestly,
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he knew that they were going to
give dylan the rows before him. Maybe
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he didn't, but when Dylan got
the rose before him, he knew that
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Dylan was going to use his rose
on Hannah Ge. Why was he so
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upset? It's like that. Literally
all that means is that you can use
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your roles on someone else. You
may have to use your roles on someone
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else, but you still like that
plays nothing into it. They don't know
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the order I had of time right. So, but he should have known.
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It doesn't matter who gives her the
roast. Dylan was gonna give it
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to her if he got the chance
first. But I think he was just
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bumped the opportunity he didn't have,
because that would have been such a big
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gesture. But doesn't matter. But
yeah, like I just couldn't care less
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him going on about I'm so set, like you can't control dude. You
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knew that was gonna happen. Get
over it. Get over the janitor gave
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us a weird look. Haters,
but yeah, and then. So that's
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kind of the real ceremony. I'm
kind of sad. And Alice went home,
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though, because it is. It
is fun seeing her just go crazy,
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that's true, but we get it
with other people and honestly, I
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could not deal with her. She
sucks. Yeah, and wording Kimball's back.
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You don't know Jordan. I saw
enough to think. In fact,
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I had the caught the conversation with
a CO worker about him this morning.
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He is Douche, but not like
doe. She like, man, I
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hate that guy. Do she like? He's just do she enough that I'll
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be like it was kind of fine. Yeah, harmless dude. He knows
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he's being Douchey, so he'll come
out and he'll play on it a little
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bit, you know, and I
was okay. So let me tell you
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a little bit of Jordan's backs three
and I am involved in his back story
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a little bit. So this will
be a fun will. I hate that
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tip it. So basically, he's
on Bega season. Some of the guys
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he rubbed the wrong way because he's
Jordan whatever, who wasn't a villain,
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though. He's never a villain.
He's like a harmless you know, like
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you said. But then he went
on Bachelor in paradise last year and then
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he ended up with Jenna, who
Jenna's just kind of like a golden retriever.
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She's really dumb. Think she's an
alien, whatever. She's weird.
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Jordan's into it and then basically,
like he what I will give them that
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he is like a golden retriever where
he is loyal as hell and she kind
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of played the field a little bit
and he was by her side every second.
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Like you could tell he was in
love with her, but it was
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hard to tell if she was back. They get engaged at the end a
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batch room paradise. Well then on
the after the final rose after paradise,
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basically that night Jordan's like hey,
Chris, will you officiate our wedding next
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summer? Well, that same night
reality Steve Drops some texts and all comes
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back to the text people of Jenna
literally telling this guy she was kind of
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seeing but also using for money.
Basically, think she was like in a
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sugar daddy type thing, but literally
saying like I'm just using him, like
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and he's like I've watched the show, like what the heck, and she's
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like no, I'm just using him, like this will be good, it'll
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give me more followers and then I'll
have more opportunities and then I'll dump him
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and make it look like it was
his fault. Like all these texts like
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just a really damning to her,
and Jordan believed it and every I don't
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think anyone didn't believe it and I
still believe it. Like Jenna Sucks.
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Like Jenna, you could tell.
She's definitely someone who would use someone for
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that. So this all happens.
But so that's why I thought it was
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weird he was coming back, because
it's like you were really in loved and
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thought you were going to get married
and then, because people can be fake
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on this show, it all exploded
in your face. So why did you
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be back? But I will say
while this was all going down, Jenna
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hired some crappy lawyer to be like
the text were fake. In the text,
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we're fake and stuff, and then
she post all these instagram posts and
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like basically everyone was just like Jenna, you liar, you suck. So
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she posts one and it was just
clearly written by like her lawyer something like,
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not written by her, because she's
pretty dumb sounding, so you can
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tell. And so I commented on
it and there's like threezero comments. So
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I'm one to share my opinion,
but I'm not. I don't bully people
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on instagram. So just in real
life, just in real life. But
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I comment on it and I'm like, Jenna needs to hire a lawyer that
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actually knows how to make a post
sound like Jenna saying it something, but
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mildly, not not even that funny, but also accurate. Yep, she
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blocked me. So to this day
I cannot see her posts, but there
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was like threezero comments and I'm like, girl, out of all of that,
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like one, that is exhausting caring
that much that you sigh for all
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of that. To block people and
to mom wasn't negative. Really. She
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just needs to have her lawyer rewrite
some stuff in her tone. So I
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always die when I think of Jenna
because I don't guess your posts. Don't
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want to see your posts. Fun
Memories, by way. So Jordan's back.
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Hannah gy calling Jordan hot was planted. I feel like, why,
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you don't think she thinks that?
No, I don't think she thinks that.
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I don't believe she thinks that.
But then I mean, yeah,
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you're probably right. But then like
previous to Coulton season, Jordan was commenting
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on the girls that had been announced
for Coulton season and he knew Hannah G
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A was a influencer and had called
her motives for being unculton season like suspicious.
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So I thought I was interesting he
immediately had eyes for her. When
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he was saying, wasn't he in
like the same situation where he was a
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model before hand? Yeah, it
makes no sense exactly, but I thought
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it was hilarious when he said I
know that this process can work. What
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your fiance was ousted for using you
for exposure, like how did that work?
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But then Jordan recapped basically everything that's
been going on with Blake that was
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annoying him, claiming it was his
beach pretty when he previously got engaged to
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a girl that was using him.
Is Sad. But so then Jordan and
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ask her out. She says yes
and she comes back and says No.
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But I'm just so annoyed and done
with Hannah G at this point. Like
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she was saying something to Dylan like
I'm putting myself in a position that to
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try and make it so I can't
possibly get heartbroken. So so that's why
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she's like dating around and seeing all
these guys and I'm like, I'm sorry,
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like if you're actually trying to find
someone, dot, there's a possibility
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of heartbreak. Like so, are
you here to actually find someone or are
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you not? Like that was just
the Damas comment, like I'm going to
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date everyone because I don't want to
have to worry about game my heartbroken.
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Well, if you really want to
find someone, obviously there's a possibility of
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that, and dating ten different people
doesn't make it less of a possibility,
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because instead you're hurting their heart.
So I'm just over her. Like and
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then when she told Jordan like,
Oh, I want more time with Dylan,
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but I'm also trying to figuring things
out with Blake, and then runs
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to Dylan to be like I told
Jilordan I didn't want to lose time for
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you. You forgot to mention that. You also said the same thing for
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Blake. So very convenient. Yeah, but respect to her for not actually
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going on the date. Yeah,
but not much, because then she just
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played dylan even harder. With the
Blake thing, I agree, but I
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do wish she didn't make it a
three guy thing instead of just to get
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thing, and that also opened us
up to some more drama. Yeah,
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I literally did not watch a second
of Jordan and a Nicle's date. I
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don't care, I like Nicole,
I get you. or Oh yeah,
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woe was in it. It was
funny there. That's the best part of
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you talk to a talked about that
spot being where he lost his virginity on
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the bridge. Yep, classic,
Orhey, and then Kate Blake lost his
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toenail. Oh so funny. I
died. But also when they were just
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all the girls were talking shit on
him. I'm like, I'm sorry,
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that hurt's losing it does hurt.
Let's out for ten. You all wouldn't
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be in pain, but he was
acting like a little be that here doing
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a hundred percent. I would be, but it was easy to make fun
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it was easy to make fun of. So all the girls are just salty
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towards Blake, which, of course, and then Cam professed his undying devotion
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to Kalyn, which was my favorite
part. Is that was it, Hannah
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Gee and and villain that we're sitting
there listening to it. My favorites.
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Everyone seeing all this go down and
be like what the fuck? Um?
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So, yeah, and basically,
Kaylyn's face the entire time was just,
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you know, showed proof, ladies, as why you do not use lonely
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boys to get what you want,
because then this happens, because then we
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read poems and dunes. They read
poems. Oh, I'm I'm to read
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this. DUBS. Want you to
read Cams Cam's pump to Kaylyn. Oh,
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yeah, that one. I'm gonna
Nope, I'm just going to read
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it. I want you to always
feel safe, comfortable and protected with me.
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Moving forward, as I'm recapping the
day I lick my lower lip and
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your Hallo peen, you read as
spice still lingered, and it brought me
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such joy. Know that I'll always
defend you and be your biggest Cam Fan.
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Don't let these stupid butt heads bring
you down. What does that even
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mean? All I know is watching
it. When he said the I taste
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your how he knew read us my
lip was the most cringe thing I've ever
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seen, and her face was just
like Oh, like, so cam's given
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us major soccer vibes, and then
pretty much immediately after that is when Mike
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Johnson showed up. Right, yeah, so, maybe not in real life,
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but according to what we saw,
it was like cam professes his love
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for Kaylyn and then immediately she leaves, which the best part is the second
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Mike came in. Cam was sweating
like he he was not happy like I
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was hoping. I was hoping because
when someone asked, oh, like,
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what's up with you and my ear, someone I don't know, someone didn't
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know much about Mike, and he
was like, Oh, I had this,
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you know story. I I told
Hannah and and CAM said it was
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for a pity rose. I was
praying he was going to retell his story
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because that was the best story I've
ever heard in my life. At one
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point he needed to amputate his knee, which he still has, so I
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don't understand his his grandma died,
which I feel like most adults, they're
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grandma has. Yeah, and then
the best part was at a ten week
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old puppy to give up, like
I'm like what? So, yeah,
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he's a I was sad heart didn't
go into that story again, but Mike
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was for sure getting that bapster attit. And I mus say something controversial here,
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but I think mike has better eyebrows
than you do, dubs. No,
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I mean I haven't got my rested
on a few weeks that it grioms
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his eyebrows and and we can respect
it. Dubbs has great groomed eyebrows.
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I mean, for Dude, I
got some dope eyebrows. Look at these.
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They are like perfect. This very
full. I've always been jealous full
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and like soup. Look at that. What. Wow, I wish I
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had his eyebrows. Like, can
we get a little brightness up in here
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so I can see? Yeah,
he does have no, she has amazing
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eyebrows. I'm so jealous. Also, the clean line on the fade just
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it accentuates it. No, he's
walking those eyebrows and he's got a killer
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smile. You guys. Well,
I'm not. I'm just those brows right.
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You know what, I'll take number
two brows to Mike. Joke.
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You are number two brows. You
got really good brows for a guy,
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but it's not a close number two
with how amazing hisself. I'm coming for
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you. It is what coming for
you. Mike, got some I'm taking
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picture of your eyebrows to my eyebright
lady and I'm going to tell her we
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need to get to this sport to
me. So, yeah, I mean
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that's why I got that. Hey
would talk about their date. Kalyn and
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Mike State. Yeah, so genuinely
I was like when that happened, I
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was like he like genuine, like
I haven't seen him this giddy since maybe,
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like well, with Anna be you
was pretty getty. He was like
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that Giddy with her and she's seen
there was something like. I was like,
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Oh, maybe she's feeling this back
and I was like maybe, I.
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Maybe. Then later she ruined it
all. Genuinely, I think Mike
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really liked her. I think is
very excited and open to things. And
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then, yeah, you would be
a great bachelor. The best part of
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that date, though, was let
her know before the day when he was
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talking to Kaylyn and she was like, well, I talked to Cam yesterday,
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but that's about you could tell she
was trying so hard to like Shit
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Talk Canon be like that. I
don't like him, girls, because she's
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still got her facade of not being
a manipulator that she's playing. But I
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died. But I will say we
know Klyn needs to break his heart for
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him to become the bachelor. Having
said that, if she breaks her heart,
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I will scratch her eyes out.
All right, I'll give anyways.
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But yeah, but he did seem
stoked to be there. Thank he's just
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a genuine guy. He's excited.
So the order of the dates. But
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was Jordan, Nicole, then Mike
and in Kaylyn. In the real world
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there is some tea where Ashley I
who got married this past weekend, but
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we don't care about she I always
at that wedding, so of course we
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care about it and I've seen picture
and care about he looks great, Hmm.
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But she said like, Oh,
Mike's not genuine as he seems like.
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I know people who knew him in
paradise and Blah, blah, blashly.
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I said that exactly Ashley I.
Actually I doesn't like anyone who's getting
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more attention than her and no one
believes her. And the people she's mentioned
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that she's now friends with from paradise
is Kaylyn, and we know Kaylyn's a
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shit talker and a liar. So
I thought that was a bad look for
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Ashley. Ashley's always just missagnistic and
probably slightly racist, and any comment she
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makes but just another reason why Ashley
I sucks, because we're all here for
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it. We Love Mike. But
yeah, so literally couldn't care less about
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the Nicole and Jordan date this day. I liked this date. I like
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this date because I like Mike and
I think he'll be a great batchelor if
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we get to see it, but
first he's got guts heartbroken. I don't
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think we're going to get to see
it. What. Who Do you think?
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It would be? crispy? Oh
my God, all right, we're
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gonna move. But then I thought
what was great was Derek and Dylan watching
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Cam mope on the beach. It's
pretty. So good, so good.
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So I will say I think Derek. Last Bachelor Paradise I watched was with
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him and Taylor and I did not
like him because I hate Taylor. I
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like Derek and these last two episodes
especially, I think that I he was
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kind of a champion. I'm just
on that later. Derek for coming back.
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I thought it was just the fakest
thing to come back because I don't
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think he's genuinely thinks he's gonna find
someone there and he's pretty into Demi.
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I also don't believe that relationship really
like they just don't seem like they would
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have anything in common. He's like
thirty four and she's like twenty four and
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like, I liked demi a lot
and I kind of like dark. He's
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thirty four he's two years older than
crisp, even crisp. Yeah, he's
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older. I mean he maybe thirty
two, but realistic. Yeah, yeah,
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he's rob in the ratle and I
don't think they actually have anything in
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common and it just seems Predator is
to me. I don't know any other
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way. I like it, but
we could talk more that l yeah,
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so, Um, yeah, I
mean then, so the little screen time
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wills, Gosh, remember Derek pethcom
check it out. What? Yeah,
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discretion is about, advice when checking
out that website. But give me back
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dirk best little, the little wills
we got to see with him. Oh
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Top, pulling Katie aside, and
I have no I see you know what
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was going honestly, I was going
to nominate whatever it was that Katie tried
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to say for the Intro to this
episode, because what a train risen there.
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Well, also, the best part
is like when they kind of say
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these like no shit statements, and
so like wills did say and no shit
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statement, where he's like I'd rather
wait longer and find the right person then
456
00:36:53.130 --> 00:36:57.610
pick just anyone sooner and have it
not be right. And Katie was like,
457
00:36:58.409 --> 00:37:01.079
damn, I can relate to that. Who the hell can relate to
458
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:06.239
that? Yeah, why's like no
one saying no, I'd rather be with
459
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.079
the wrong person and get married soon. Like I don't think anyone saying that.
460
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:14.400
Yeah, like so, anyways,
like, no shit, Katie.
461
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:20.110
But then she just started bawling.
I was confused, wills was confused,
462
00:37:20.590 --> 00:37:23.429
everyone on that beach was confused.
I feel bad for wills, because I
463
00:37:23.590 --> 00:37:28.070
genuinely think so bad. I think
he's a great guy and he's made a
464
00:37:28.269 --> 00:37:31.019
couple of attempts and both times he's
just been shut down. To break with
465
00:37:31.139 --> 00:37:35.380
these girls, like, I don't
honestly don't think he's gonna get a shot.
466
00:37:35.460 --> 00:37:38.300
I think he's going on die his
hair back dark. But yeah,
467
00:37:38.380 --> 00:37:42.659
Katie cry. It's not even does
that, Katie sir, Bawling. You
468
00:37:42.820 --> 00:37:45.570
could not understand what was going not
even a word, and I don't even
469
00:37:45.610 --> 00:37:49.690
think it was like the edit.
I think it was just didn't make any
470
00:37:50.489 --> 00:37:52.610
I think it was just straight up
what she said and how she ends it.
471
00:37:52.969 --> 00:37:58.570
Like out of all that hubbub was
this is just not my jam right
472
00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:01.400
now. I'm like, you couldn't
have like said that a little better?
473
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:06.039
Like I died. That was amazing. She really struggles. I think Katie's
474
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.639
only into white guys. I'm saying
it honestly, and I think would not
475
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:14.710
surprise me will. Well, and
then she's like talking, crying still to
476
00:38:14.909 --> 00:38:19.230
whoever, and like wills is hearing
hers, still crying and probably like they
477
00:38:19.309 --> 00:38:22.030
have dodged that bullet. Also,
he totally did. Does crispy have a
478
00:38:22.030 --> 00:38:27.500
lazy eye? I think for sure
he does. Let's ask Google. I'll
479
00:38:27.539 --> 00:38:30.739
ask Google. You keep talking,
crispy, Lazy Hin? She's I have
480
00:38:30.860 --> 00:38:35.059
to fill the air. Oh,
okay, back sure of a child with
481
00:38:35.179 --> 00:38:38.179
a Lazy Yeah, how about you? Let me look at about it images.
482
00:38:40.570 --> 00:38:46.530
Yeah, like right, yeah,
that one for there's something about those
483
00:38:46.650 --> 00:38:51.849
eyes. anyways, let's move on. So Chris not talk trash on my
484
00:38:51.929 --> 00:38:53.809
guy, crisp. I don't mind
them, but he's got lazy. I
485
00:38:54.050 --> 00:38:58.679
didn't see the him and him and
Katie thing really happening, though, but
486
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:04.840
genuinely undershad. They are one of
the better couples. We don't haven't seen
487
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.280
the ton, but they seem happier
together than most of the other couples.
488
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:10.829
Yeah, we've only seen two seconds
of them, and that's not hard considering
489
00:39:10.909 --> 00:39:16.230
Dylan and Hannah are going down in
flames, Kaylyn jumping on every any guy's
490
00:39:16.269 --> 00:39:20.909
Dick that will give her a rose. And and then you got demi in
491
00:39:21.030 --> 00:39:25.460
dare, Denny and Derek, which
no one likes either. But Hannah Ge
492
00:39:28.139 --> 00:39:30.300
like talking to Blake. And then
she's like, my biggest fear is getting
493
00:39:30.340 --> 00:39:36.579
heartbroken again again, everyone's biggest fear. You are not special, Hannah Gee.
494
00:39:36.659 --> 00:39:39.769
This does not make you like your
own special person that I'm so unique.
495
00:39:39.769 --> 00:39:44.010
I don't want to be heartbroken,
like, I'm sorry, shut the
496
00:39:44.170 --> 00:39:49.489
hell up, like I do.
You agree with me that she is a
497
00:39:49.610 --> 00:39:53.599
wet blanket, because that first I
would say she's got to her I would
498
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:57.840
say she's got a little bit more
personality than you're playing on, but she's
499
00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:02.519
absolutely not. The personality is,
Oh, I'm gonna act like so oblivious
500
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:06.440
to what's going on, when really
I just want to have my cake and
501
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:10.869
eat it too. She sucks.
Yeah, and then poor dylan make a
502
00:40:10.949 --> 00:40:15.710
really bad all right. Well,
anyways, Hannah Gee, I don't get
503
00:40:15.750 --> 00:40:19.710
the hype, but I'm kind of
over Dylan. I'm real life too,
504
00:40:20.110 --> 00:40:22.579
because he hangs out with jetim real
life. So I'm like, HMM,
505
00:40:23.059 --> 00:40:27.659
well, you pick the worst people
to be around. Also, he is
506
00:40:27.860 --> 00:40:34.059
just so, way too into it
and like I'm getting sick of watching it.
507
00:40:34.139 --> 00:40:36.170
At first it was like, Oh, this is cute, he's like
508
00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:39.329
super into her, and now it's
like I just wrote could do bro the
509
00:40:39.489 --> 00:40:45.889
whole timeline. Like I obviously like
when it comes to the Kalin and Blake
510
00:40:45.969 --> 00:40:51.360
thing, I support Blake side of
things, but when it comes to that
511
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:54.119
Hannah Gee, Blake and Dylan thing, I support none of them. Like
512
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:58.920
they're all being the worst in the
situation. When Dylan came over to confront
513
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:04.949
I'm tired of the freaking over matchness, like Oh, I'm gonna blow up
514
00:41:05.030 --> 00:41:08.630
their spot and she'll respect that.
What are they call it? Toxic Masculinity?
515
00:41:09.269 --> 00:41:14.030
When Dylan goes over and tries to
yeah, dubbs as a talk is
516
00:41:14.190 --> 00:41:20.739
toxic. I have a mad toxic
masculinity, tell by the eyebrow thinks it
517
00:41:20.900 --> 00:41:23.340
makes. It makes my bio smell
worse than no, yeah, okay,
518
00:41:23.699 --> 00:41:29.420
not know we're talking about anyways.
But like when Dylan came over and Blake
519
00:41:29.539 --> 00:41:31.420
was like, I feel like you've
had her all day, you shattered her.
520
00:41:31.780 --> 00:41:37.730
Okay, she's not a pet.
Like and then the way they're both
521
00:41:37.809 --> 00:41:40.329
talking as if Hannah wasn't there was
annoying. But then the fact that Hannah
522
00:41:40.409 --> 00:41:45.849
just stood there, twirling her here
wouldn't like Dylan in the eyes, didn't
523
00:41:45.849 --> 00:41:50.719
say a word. Now interjecting was
also like, because she's also using both
524
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.719
of them, like yeah, they're
talking about her as if she isn't here.
525
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:57.599
But the thing is it's not like
like she just like was letting it
526
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:01.150
like being a total Angela in the
office and being like all, respect the
527
00:42:01.230 --> 00:42:06.909
terms of this duel. When it
comes to Andy and Dwight, like she
528
00:42:07.230 --> 00:42:09.550
sucks, like she knows what she's
doing, like Tay Sho's right, like
529
00:42:09.989 --> 00:42:15.340
she knows what she's doing. She's
not innocent and it's annoying watching her play
530
00:42:15.460 --> 00:42:22.340
both of these guys as well.
So, and then afterwards Blake's like,
531
00:42:22.420 --> 00:42:25.780
Oh, it's okay, Hannah,
don't worry, people aren't judging you at
532
00:42:25.820 --> 00:42:30.969
all up there. No, Blake, I am judging Hannah. I am
533
00:42:30.530 --> 00:42:35.969
every so is everyone up there?
Everyone right? But yeah, that was
534
00:42:36.050 --> 00:42:40.570
basically like I kind of I think
that it was like the end of that
535
00:42:40.809 --> 00:42:45.480
episode and I was annoyed because where
was Jpj the whole time? He gets
536
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:51.639
his shot, but he gets a
shot next episode, you know, and
537
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:55.880
then looks take a break. All
right, we're back. I needed to
538
00:42:55.960 --> 00:43:00.230
pull my nose and dumbs was recognized
thing it. You may have noticed that
539
00:43:00.710 --> 00:43:08.469
it kept getting okay's robbing me.
I self medicate with Bennet or every night
540
00:43:08.710 --> 00:43:14.619
to try and force myself to sleep, since I've INSTOPNA and sometimes don't self
541
00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:17.340
medicate kids. Don't take her example. So much better to all at night.
542
00:43:17.460 --> 00:43:22.500
By the end of the day my
nose gets all weird. Don't be
543
00:43:22.820 --> 00:43:29.090
me, be better. But yeah, so basically start this whole episode like
544
00:43:29.289 --> 00:43:35.329
more Blake and Dylan drama. Hannah
sucks, like I'M gonna I'm not gonna
545
00:43:35.329 --> 00:43:39.170
say, but then stop. But
then Dylan's like down talking how Blake mystreets
546
00:43:39.650 --> 00:43:44.679
women, but then supports jet and
his friends with jetimer life. So I'm
547
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:49.239
like MMM, kind of. You
know, you pick and choose your battles,
548
00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:52.920
apparently, but I'm out on all
three of them. But when she
549
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:58.550
was sharing the story of like when
basically Dylan like called her out and he's
550
00:43:58.590 --> 00:44:00.829
like, obviously there's something more going
on here, and she was like,
551
00:44:01.070 --> 00:44:06.789
well, he did fly out to
see me a week before paradise. She
552
00:44:06.829 --> 00:44:10.460
said he flew out to see her, she talked with him, they kissed
553
00:44:12.219 --> 00:44:15.340
and then she went home. No
way that happened. I ass like,
554
00:44:16.179 --> 00:44:22.179
I'm sorry, yeah, he flew
all the way to Alabama. We talked
555
00:44:22.460 --> 00:44:30.769
for ten minutes and then like he
kissed me. Like why no one believes
556
00:44:30.809 --> 00:44:34.849
you? A girl like I mean
one. They definitely did more than kiss
557
00:44:35.090 --> 00:44:37.599
and to I don't believe her whole
thing, that she was so uninvolved.
558
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:43.760
Like again, this just shows like
how, like, I don't know,
559
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:46.280
I'm just over Hannah Gee. But
I did like when Tatia called out Hannah
560
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:51.800
Gee. But the best part was
Tasha walks up to Hannah Gee and she
561
00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:54.510
was like hey, cutie, can
I talk to you for a sec and
562
00:44:54.590 --> 00:44:59.909
I'm like yeah, this is my
girls are fake, like we've all done
563
00:44:59.949 --> 00:45:04.070
it. But I'm like, oh
my gosh, like can we stop with
564
00:45:04.110 --> 00:45:10.059
a passive aggressive, like condescending comments? I remember a couple months ago we
565
00:45:10.219 --> 00:45:17.139
go to you go to different conventions
for work and we work it stop.
566
00:45:17.420 --> 00:45:22.610
And so with our particular company that
I was rapping, there was a competitor
567
00:45:22.769 --> 00:45:29.010
company. No, it was are
you bleeping out? That to stop.
568
00:45:29.570 --> 00:45:34.730
But so there was a competitor company
that was there as well, and normally
569
00:45:34.889 --> 00:45:37.679
what we do is we try and
stop every single person walking through these exhibit
570
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:42.960
halls. So this girl walks by
and I was like, Hey, have
571
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:46.760
you heard of and she was like, Oh, I actually work for but
572
00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:51.909
your pants are super cute. Bye, and I was like, Bitch,
573
00:45:52.670 --> 00:45:57.670
I don't need your fake compliment and
yes, the pants I was wearing that
574
00:45:57.710 --> 00:46:00.349
day, we're super cute. Guy. I was just like, why do
575
00:46:00.510 --> 00:46:04.340
girls do this? Yeah, I
did a fake compliment. People to be
576
00:46:04.500 --> 00:46:09.300
like passive aggressive. So that was
funny. But then Hannah being like Oh,
577
00:46:09.340 --> 00:46:14.780
I feel like Tatia a attacked me, like what the Hell? No,
578
00:46:15.820 --> 00:46:17.809
Tasha had a concern and was bringing
it up to her. That's not
579
00:46:17.969 --> 00:46:24.369
being attacked, that's having an adult
conversation. So I don't think tatia attacked
580
00:46:24.409 --> 00:46:29.130
her, or mean girl to as
Hannah said, like I just feel like
581
00:46:29.250 --> 00:46:30.969
feel like that got mean girl.
I feel like this just shows, like
582
00:46:31.130 --> 00:46:36.599
one how I mature Hannah Gee is, and to just her trying to play
583
00:46:36.760 --> 00:46:40.159
like the innocent again, like Tatia
told her, Hey, look, I
584
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:45.079
don't appreciate you bringing into like your
little shit show drama you could have given
585
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:50.750
me a heads up, considering both
of them were blindsided colts and season they
586
00:46:50.829 --> 00:46:54.269
were part of the final three and
then he sent them both home at the
587
00:46:54.309 --> 00:46:58.949
same time and dumpt a mom nowhere. So it's like I do understand Tatia's
588
00:46:58.989 --> 00:47:01.179
point, like I'd be blind side
by that. And then you already have
589
00:47:01.340 --> 00:47:04.699
this thing going on with a guy
and you don't give me like a heads
590
00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:09.739
up. Like Hannah's dumb, but
I think girl, she does. She
591
00:47:10.260 --> 00:47:19.650
dumb. So then Dean comes in. Dean's here. Dean's here with my
592
00:47:19.969 --> 00:47:23.329
favorite part was Christina's reaction. Everyone's
like it's Dean and she turns out she's
593
00:47:23.329 --> 00:47:30.639
like we what? Yeah, like
they I do like how like she's over
594
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:35.079
what happened. Yeah, I I
feel like you gotta be like in Christina
595
00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:37.360
a little bit more. She's it. That seems she has been. It
596
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:43.360
seems like they sins that all happened. have sat down and worked it out,
597
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:46.110
because there wasn't any drama. It
was like it wasn't that bad,
598
00:47:46.389 --> 00:47:50.829
right and like in real life,
they kind of did go back and forth
599
00:47:50.869 --> 00:47:53.230
dating after that season, but I
think they definitely put the nail on the
600
00:47:53.309 --> 00:47:59.460
head but what was crazy is Kaylyn
like instantly see someone she likes and then
601
00:47:59.539 --> 00:48:04.940
again goes into throwing someone under the
bus, like she was like Christina is
602
00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:09.460
spreading my business to everyone, like
I'm sorry, you brought up Christina before
603
00:48:09.460 --> 00:48:14.369
she was even in paradise set.
And also, how the hell do you
604
00:48:14.409 --> 00:48:17.090
know she's talking about with Dean?
They have known each other for years.
605
00:48:17.650 --> 00:48:22.889
You know they didn't talk about Kaylyn
because they would have showed it if she
606
00:48:22.010 --> 00:48:25.130
did, because they live for that
drama. Like Christina's above it, and
607
00:48:25.409 --> 00:48:30.480
so her being like she sparing my
business, it's like bitch. The second
608
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:38.159
you got to paradise, you were
bitch. The second you got to paradise
609
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:42.230
you were like, Oh, I
slept with bike and then, but Christina
610
00:48:42.269 --> 00:48:45.989
slept with him the night before me, like, I'm sorry, shut up,
611
00:48:45.349 --> 00:48:51.429
like the fact that she's suddenly crying
because the guy she wants to ask
612
00:48:51.469 --> 00:48:54.550
her out is talking to Christina because
they know each other and have a history,
613
00:48:55.099 --> 00:49:00.059
and saying she's did you catch when
she was like she slut shame me,
614
00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:04.619
and they had literally had nothing to
show for Christina slut shaming of her,
615
00:49:04.739 --> 00:49:08.900
like she is just unbelievably like a
liar, and it is crazy,
616
00:49:09.050 --> 00:49:13.489
like it would have been so easy, I feel like, for Kaylyn to
617
00:49:13.570 --> 00:49:16.769
come to Paradise and redeem herself from
the end of golden season, where she
618
00:49:16.929 --> 00:49:22.650
basically pulled the same thing with Tasha. Called Tasha a stupid bitch because Tasia,
619
00:49:22.809 --> 00:49:28.679
yeah, behind the scenes, because
Taitia was like expressing her concerns to
620
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:31.239
Colton. She could have overcame that
and and said she did the exact same
621
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:36.519
thing. And she called Christina a
stupid bitch and everyone's just like, Kaylyn
622
00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:42.070
needs to stop calling people stupid bitches, because clearly she's doing it whenever she's
623
00:49:42.110 --> 00:49:45.590
getting called out. So and then
I want to say the fact that they
624
00:49:45.630 --> 00:49:52.070
had nothing to go to about Mike's
reaction just shows that he's genuinely like a
625
00:49:52.190 --> 00:49:54.820
good guy. He wasn't like pissed. Yeah, it didn't even show him
626
00:49:54.900 --> 00:49:59.219
face when he was asked when when
Kaylyn went on a date, like it
627
00:49:59.340 --> 00:50:01.900
wasn't. It wasn't weird like everyone. Well, yeah, it wasn't weird.
628
00:50:02.179 --> 00:50:06.820
Hymn Christina, we're not being weird. Yet Kaylyn's asked, acting like
629
00:50:07.449 --> 00:50:09.769
someone actually wronged her with no one
did, and there were interesting thing is.
630
00:50:09.809 --> 00:50:14.250
I'm real life. Christina tweeted and
she was like, I'm sorry,
631
00:50:14.289 --> 00:50:17.329
you brought up my business before I
even set out on that beach and everyone's
632
00:50:17.329 --> 00:50:22.519
like clapping. Christina and CALN sex. We all know it. But the
633
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:28.920
immediate switch from like just forgetting Mike, who like she sucks. But the
634
00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:35.909
best part was camps, for he
said, I've just been myself and it's
635
00:50:35.989 --> 00:50:39.389
not working, and it's yeah,
never will care, ever will okay them
636
00:50:39.590 --> 00:50:43.789
your whole thing. ABC always became. You better change it up. The
637
00:50:43.869 --> 00:50:47.789
best part was like and then Christina's
like talking to Jordan and she's like there's
638
00:50:47.789 --> 00:50:51.340
a couple over there, a couple
over there, a couple over here,
639
00:50:51.739 --> 00:50:55.260
and then she's like we have a
twosome here talking to Jordan and the kid.
640
00:50:55.460 --> 00:51:00.820
It pans out and fans like what
about me? It's like, oh,
641
00:51:00.340 --> 00:51:05.130
she's just like, oh, forgot
about you. Can't, he said.
642
00:51:05.570 --> 00:51:08.570
Most people do that. That was
one of the best things of the
643
00:51:08.690 --> 00:51:13.929
show, but not the best thing. We're getting there, we're downing there.
644
00:51:14.130 --> 00:51:17.210
But yeah, so Kalyn and dean
stay. It was forgettable. They
645
00:51:17.329 --> 00:51:24.280
bonded over traveling being their favorite thing. Yeah, basic bitches. I'm sorry,
646
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:30.599
who hates traveling, like that's gonna
like being at home, but I'm
647
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:32.349
not going to say I'm not going
to travel. Exactly. That's like me
648
00:51:32.510 --> 00:51:42.750
being like, Huh, don't like
free money. I have yeah, they
649
00:51:43.789 --> 00:51:49.179
and also later when she's like fluencer
doesn't love traveling, and later when she's
650
00:51:49.219 --> 00:51:52.820
like wait, how do you shower? Oh my Gosh, oh, she
651
00:51:52.019 --> 00:52:00.849
is dumb, like but yeah,
so grib they had that segment where Jordan
652
00:52:01.170 --> 00:52:07.329
and Demi were basically sitting there like
the producers as them. Wait before you
653
00:52:07.449 --> 00:52:09.130
say anything, I want to say
my two cents because I know that what
654
00:52:09.250 --> 00:52:14.570
we're about to say is different.
I genuinely wrote down I was like,
655
00:52:14.809 --> 00:52:16.480
oh, that was kind of funny. They there were some clever things there.
656
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:22.039
So well, one your hero Chad
Johnson would disagree with that. I've
657
00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:23.800
got shit about all right, let's
talk about it. It was like literally,
658
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:27.760
like they're like okay, you two, we're gonna have you sit down
659
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:30.869
right here and then we're going to
have people walk across the beach and you're
660
00:52:30.909 --> 00:52:35.110
gonna judge them. Okay, like
it was just obnoxious. None of everything
661
00:52:35.190 --> 00:52:40.309
was so forced, like I'm not
about forced comedy. Doves is like about
662
00:52:40.349 --> 00:52:45.860
to vomit. I was yawning and
but I'm just like I love dry humor
663
00:52:46.099 --> 00:52:51.099
and like I feel like when you're
trying that hard, it's not funny.
664
00:52:51.260 --> 00:52:55.940
And honestly, they just sounded like
asses, coming from someone who constantly sounds
665
00:52:55.980 --> 00:52:59.809
like an ass. You gone.
So wait, you CANNA ask, but
666
00:53:00.170 --> 00:53:05.369
like both of us exactly, but
it was just I thought it was annoying.
667
00:53:05.690 --> 00:53:09.489
Like whatever, wait, I want
to know what Chad my got Chad
668
00:53:09.530 --> 00:53:12.769
had to say, but we'll go
over at the end. Damn it,
669
00:53:12.849 --> 00:53:15.639
we got to wait still. No, because I've got a segment called chats
670
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:20.800
tweets. I think there's only two. Let's chat tweet, but anyway.
671
00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:25.320
So then Christian Markson and you know, I never hated anyone so much in
672
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:30.030
my life that they just really don't
give a shit about because they skip their
673
00:53:30.110 --> 00:53:34.349
intro with Chris Harrison, like Dean
got an intro with Chris Harrison, and
674
00:53:34.429 --> 00:53:39.070
Christian they just pop there. They're
like so did Mike Yo to Christian doesn't.
675
00:53:39.269 --> 00:53:44.659
He's just the worst. Clay needs
to Gut Punch him, but clay's
676
00:53:45.179 --> 00:53:49.980
just so above it and I loved
the way that he handled things. Oh
677
00:53:50.019 --> 00:53:54.099
yeah, why things amazingly. But
when Nicole and Christian were on their day,
678
00:53:54.139 --> 00:53:58.250
which again I ignored most of the
time, but all they did the
679
00:53:58.289 --> 00:54:02.610
whole time was to make out and
talk about me harder, I felt weird,
680
00:54:04.769 --> 00:54:07.289
like and then I could do without
n Cole coming back talking about how
681
00:54:07.329 --> 00:54:12.840
much she's wanted and I feel like
the bachelor a it like I'm Goo,
682
00:54:13.599 --> 00:54:17.760
a good Cuban exit. That was
terrible what she said. But and your
683
00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:22.599
x. She was going over with
Sydney, the only screen time Sydney's gotten,
684
00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:24.829
and she's like, oh my gosh, everything he says he just brings
685
00:54:24.869 --> 00:54:30.550
back to sacks and I'm and Sydney's
just like looking at her like okay,
686
00:54:30.630 --> 00:54:34.070
don't want to talk at like Sydney
kept turning because Sydney, Jack Sidney,
687
00:54:34.230 --> 00:54:36.469
wanted to go on the date with
him, right, and he didn't even
688
00:54:36.949 --> 00:54:38.539
talk to anyone, he just talked
to him. Remember. She was like,
689
00:54:38.699 --> 00:54:40.260
Oh, he's about, I want
to go on a date with it.
690
00:54:40.420 --> 00:54:43.780
Not even that, it's just like, I'm sorry, is that not
691
00:54:43.980 --> 00:54:47.059
a red flag? That literally you
couldn't talk for anything normal. He kept
692
00:54:47.059 --> 00:54:51.460
bringing you back to sex, like
that's not a connection. That's so horny
693
00:54:51.539 --> 00:54:55.090
dude. And then Sydney was basically
just thinking like okay, stop, how
694
00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:59.969
did it make you feel? Yeah, so then that's when clay poulder aside,
695
00:55:00.250 --> 00:55:02.210
and then Chris. She did a
great job of being like how was
696
00:55:02.329 --> 00:55:06.570
the day like? The first house? Well, wait, let's talk first
697
00:55:06.610 --> 00:55:08.280
about how clay. I think clay
did a really great job saying like hey,
698
00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:12.280
how was the date? What were
your thoughts, and and telling her
699
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:15.559
like look, I'm understand, I'm
glad that you went on the day.
700
00:55:15.559 --> 00:55:19.079
I was hoping you would say no, yeah, but I'm and then he
701
00:55:19.199 --> 00:55:22.150
talked it out with her. It
wasn't weird, full, very communicative.
702
00:55:22.230 --> 00:55:25.829
And then Christian show pulls like a
freaking Dylan and Blake again, treating Nicole
703
00:55:27.030 --> 00:55:30.070
like she's an in, out out
of my object. He literally said you
704
00:55:30.269 --> 00:55:32.670
can have her tomorrow, you can
do whatever you want with her. Then
705
00:55:34.070 --> 00:55:37.780
like go to hell, dude,
like stop speaking for these women. These
706
00:55:37.820 --> 00:55:40.860
women should be speaking for them selves. I think Nicole did a little better
707
00:55:40.900 --> 00:55:45.739
job at it. Then Hannah.
Hannah's not given a good name to women
708
00:55:45.780 --> 00:55:47.420
at all, but like, oh, that made me so mad, like
709
00:55:47.820 --> 00:55:52.449
women are not pets. And then
when he was like make her make a
710
00:55:52.570 --> 00:55:55.769
decision, like asshole. She will
make a decision if they want. And
711
00:55:55.809 --> 00:56:00.730
then when she did, him to
go away. Yeah, Clay deserves the
712
00:56:00.849 --> 00:56:05.760
world. Like I will fight Christian
for Clay. Well, even Jordan,
713
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:09.159
who also want, will get them
get there. But after I did think
714
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:14.159
when she told him like Hey,
what I want from you is for you
715
00:56:14.239 --> 00:56:16.679
to be more assertive and you could
have done better, and he took obviously
716
00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:20.550
took that to heart. I thought
he did a good job in that moment
717
00:56:20.670 --> 00:56:22.630
being assertive, not of not just
being like okay, totally man like.
718
00:56:22.710 --> 00:56:25.349
He was like, Dude, when
you come back from your date, your
719
00:56:25.389 --> 00:56:29.030
dates done. If you want to
have more time with absolutely the reason,
720
00:56:29.550 --> 00:56:32.099
just say it, but now your
dates. And then later on he's similar
721
00:56:32.179 --> 00:56:37.340
thing. He was very there,
we'll get there, but just keep chronologically.
722
00:56:37.980 --> 00:56:39.099
No, no, because that's where
the show ends. So we have
723
00:56:39.340 --> 00:56:44.940
been there. But they showed the
s music video workouts. I die every
724
00:56:45.019 --> 00:56:49.050
scene that they do that. When
Clay, I think it was clay and
725
00:56:49.170 --> 00:56:52.769
Ken, yes, Oh, yes, it's so much. All the girls,
726
00:56:52.929 --> 00:56:57.090
not all the girls were like what
are they doing? Yeah, pretty
727
00:56:57.090 --> 00:57:02.559
good. So then they go into
like the cocktail party. Jp Are we
728
00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:07.840
talking jpj cocked up party time.
Well, so first they showed Sydney,
729
00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:13.800
and who is trying to get to
know Sydney again? Wasn't wills, know,
730
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:16.510
it wasn't was holy, it was
damn Mike. It was Mike.
731
00:57:16.869 --> 00:57:22.070
It was Mike's Night and Mike genuinely
seemed interested. But then Sydney's like was
732
00:57:22.150 --> 00:57:25.750
basically being like I just moved slow
so I can't tell you feel like you.
733
00:57:25.829 --> 00:57:28.550
I'm like, then, why the
hell are you on this show?
734
00:57:28.630 --> 00:57:31.739
Like did you not learn from Colton
season? Like, I'm sorry, don't
735
00:57:31.780 --> 00:57:36.619
be on this show. Then,
like, Mike, is your only chance
736
00:57:36.739 --> 00:57:39.860
of sticking around and would be lucky
to be with my hundred percent. So
737
00:57:40.019 --> 00:57:45.170
that was annoying. But JPJ,
when he was laying down, and then
738
00:57:45.289 --> 00:57:46.889
who? I love that. They
just showed the pillows and you're like,
739
00:57:47.010 --> 00:57:50.250
Oh, this is and then all
of a sudden one of them gets thrown
740
00:57:50.289 --> 00:57:52.610
off a little bit and it's just
him laying down there talking to himself.
741
00:57:52.889 --> 00:57:57.570
Well, I died. I can't
remember who walked up, but then he's
742
00:57:57.730 --> 00:58:04.119
like was it it was? It
wasn't camp, it was cam. It
743
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:08.159
was cam and on Yaka. No, was it on Yka, I think
744
00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:12.159
it was on you. Yeah,
but no, when he was like,
745
00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:15.349
Dude, let me be, I
just gotta get the street. Don't tell
746
00:58:15.389 --> 00:58:19.230
anyone I'm doing this, I thought
he was touching himself, like I was
747
00:58:20.670 --> 00:58:24.349
confused, which wouldn't surprise you to
be honest. But the fact is gross
748
00:58:24.630 --> 00:58:32.019
that he was memorizing poetry was even
better. Like yeah, I doubt He.
749
00:58:32.420 --> 00:58:36.940
And then when he actually did,
is due the pump for Tasia.
750
00:58:37.099 --> 00:58:39.539
I thought that was gonna be like
a camp moment, but like this is
751
00:58:42.010 --> 00:58:45.250
stark contrast, like the way jpj
did it, and normally he's just like
752
00:58:45.369 --> 00:58:50.929
kind of seems like, oh Yo, dude, airhead. That was actually
753
00:58:51.010 --> 00:58:53.250
sweet the way he did it.
But also, I think what also plays
754
00:58:53.289 --> 00:58:58.599
into it is it he's an attractive
man and not just creepy. It's the
755
00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:02.760
creep to hotness factor. Yeah,
yeah, so, no, that that
756
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:08.480
was cute and I her reaction.
I don't know how interested she actually isn't
757
00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:14.269
him, but I enjoyed her reaction. And when he liked forgot a line
758
00:59:14.349 --> 00:59:16.070
and she was like wait, like
you got this, like she was like
759
00:59:16.309 --> 00:59:19.949
hell, pushing him on. I
liked it. Honestly, I could be
760
00:59:20.070 --> 00:59:25.260
here for Atation. JPJ set up
like but what I hear in real life.
761
00:59:25.300 --> 00:59:29.659
Like everyone, I'm just writing down
things you're saying. DUBS, don't
762
00:59:29.699 --> 00:59:32.460
look at my notes towards her reaction. That was important for me, right,
763
00:59:32.500 --> 00:59:37.900
don't. Okay, but like in
realize if everyone, like of the
764
00:59:37.059 --> 00:59:42.650
cast, like will be like he's
like really smart. He's actually crazy smart,
765
00:59:43.130 --> 00:59:45.809
and so I think it's interesting to
see that side of him. Yeah,
766
00:59:45.969 --> 00:59:51.690
like, because I cannot memorize anything
like that on the spot worth shit.
767
00:59:52.170 --> 00:59:54.480
But like everyone, and like aside
from the cast, even people that
768
00:59:54.639 --> 00:59:57.960
know him in the real world,
they're kind of like he is such a
769
00:59:58.000 --> 00:60:00.960
weird dude, but he's so smart. And I'm like, we're here for
770
00:60:00.039 --> 00:60:05.800
a JPJ, number one in our
hearts, number two in our minds.
771
00:60:07.230 --> 00:60:09.750
WHO's number one in our minds?
I don't know. All right, be
772
00:60:10.030 --> 00:60:14.230
it for you and Chad, for
me, you go, okay, yeah,
773
00:60:15.789 --> 00:60:17.789
back by all, his number two. Then Jpj your number three.
774
00:60:17.829 --> 00:60:24.059
WHOOO. But so then that came
down to the cliffhanger and honestly, for
775
00:60:24.219 --> 00:60:27.619
one time, like they ended that
on a good spot. And you know,
776
00:60:27.820 --> 00:60:30.179
also, I was so mad.
You know how they normally tease like
777
00:60:30.420 --> 00:60:34.940
every freaking season. They'll be like
soone hurt this guy and then it turns
778
00:60:34.980 --> 00:60:38.010
out, oh, he tripped and
fell and nothing happened. Like they could
779
00:60:38.010 --> 00:60:43.050
have done that with the rights thing. Yeah, they actually had a tussle
780
00:60:43.170 --> 00:60:45.769
and I was so stoked. But
like what pissed me off as Nicole was
781
00:60:45.889 --> 00:60:50.800
like, clay, I want you
to be more assertive. And so then
782
00:60:50.880 --> 00:60:53.719
and then everyone Egged Clayon to go
up there, and you get tell clay
783
00:60:53.719 --> 00:60:57.639
didn't want to do it and like, but he did it because he thought
784
00:60:57.679 --> 00:61:00.480
it's what she wanted. So we
went up there, and then also Nicole
785
00:61:00.599 --> 00:61:02.400
like looked at him like he was
crazy for doing it, and it's like,
786
00:61:02.679 --> 00:61:07.710
honestly, screw you, Nicole,
like she sucks to she's like I
787
00:61:07.789 --> 00:61:09.869
want you to be sort of but
no, like don't interrupt us. Like
788
00:61:10.030 --> 00:61:14.630
that was annoying. And like poor
clay, like when he worked back,
789
00:61:14.789 --> 00:61:17.619
you could tell he felt so bad
and so dumb and he didn't go.
790
00:61:17.980 --> 00:61:22.860
He didn't like just stand there,
like with Christian. It was like when
791
00:61:22.900 --> 00:61:25.139
he realized she was uncomfortable, he
was like, look, out of respect
792
00:61:25.179 --> 00:61:28.699
for her, I'm leaving. Yeah, and that's the difference. And that's
793
00:61:28.739 --> 00:61:32.690
the thing, like, I'm sorry, like Nicole, like who how dumb
794
00:61:32.849 --> 00:61:37.010
she's being is Oh, I want
the guy who will turn everything I say
795
00:61:37.050 --> 00:61:40.969
into sex or an INNUENTO, come
up and be rude and treat me like
796
00:61:42.090 --> 00:61:45.849
an an adamount object or clay,
who's actually respecting my time here, a
797
00:61:45.969 --> 00:61:51.760
nice guy and doesn't have to give
off this toxic masculinity, even though he's
798
00:61:51.760 --> 00:61:54.079
the biggest guy on the beach.
He doesn't need to act like a Dick.
799
00:61:54.360 --> 00:61:58.000
And she's just being dumb, like
she sucks, when she was like
800
00:61:58.480 --> 00:62:00.590
Oh, like, yeah, he
should have left a Christian, like screw
801
00:62:00.630 --> 00:62:05.909
Unical, you don't deserve him.
But then so normally I don't like it
802
00:62:06.150 --> 00:62:09.670
when Jordan does these like big gooff
moments, but I was here for all
803
00:62:09.750 --> 00:62:14.150
of her. Diddy have to do
that because and clay was like it was
804
00:62:14.230 --> 00:62:16.739
his competitor, right, and even
he was like no, you don't treat
805
00:62:16.820 --> 00:62:20.699
clay like that, like good for
you, I love the clay was like
806
00:62:20.860 --> 00:62:22.539
look, man, you don't have
to do that for me. Don't do
807
00:62:22.579 --> 00:62:23.780
that for me. And then when
Jordan Wan is was running away, clay
808
00:62:23.860 --> 00:62:28.059
was like no, wait, don't
do okay, I know okay, I
809
00:62:28.099 --> 00:62:31.130
got La. I was just like
yes, Jordan, for once, I'm
810
00:62:31.250 --> 00:62:38.250
like, burn UTICA to the the
ground, like I'm not sure I get
811
00:62:38.289 --> 00:62:45.159
the reference the office and we will
burn UTICA to the ground. You know
812
00:62:45.679 --> 00:62:49.800
that way. I was so giddy
and so so this is the one time
813
00:62:49.880 --> 00:62:52.039
I want to see Jordan go off
and I'm like yeah, dude, I
814
00:62:52.480 --> 00:62:59.150
would freakin I would blow up that
Pinada for Clay Um. But for once
815
00:62:59.230 --> 00:63:02.710
they go lifford on the drama when
they're actually like toordan throwing Christian. Jordan
816
00:63:02.829 --> 00:63:09.590
straight up suplexed back, and I
don't think anyone thought Jordan could throw throw
817
00:63:09.750 --> 00:63:14.539
bones at all. But like,
I'm here for it, like he's straty,
818
00:63:14.579 --> 00:63:19.860
picked him up and he's superlexed.
Like Hell Yeah, Jordan, Hell
819
00:63:20.500 --> 00:63:25.860
Yeah, hell yeah, Banana Bread, hell yeah, but Nana Bretta work
820
00:63:27.019 --> 00:63:31.170
bro Hell Yeah. But so that
was a good place to end it.
821
00:63:31.329 --> 00:63:36.170
I'm like actually excited to see next
week. And then I think we saw
822
00:63:36.329 --> 00:63:40.170
in the trailer Hannah Bee's gone,
but on next week and she's clearly introducing
823
00:63:40.210 --> 00:63:44.679
some sort of drama for Demi,
but I already know what it is.
824
00:63:45.039 --> 00:63:49.039
Yeah, I think we both do. But so let's talk about predictions.
825
00:63:49.320 --> 00:63:53.719
I was gonna say how many guys
are leaving. Five for for there's nine
826
00:63:53.880 --> 00:64:00.429
girls and thirteen guys. So let's
stout you guys, thirteen guys and nine
827
00:64:00.550 --> 00:64:03.550
girls. So let's talk about one
prediction. Who's going the fight? Jordan
828
00:64:03.550 --> 00:64:08.630
and Chris, and my money's actually
on Jordan. I think I agree tain
829
00:64:08.710 --> 00:64:13.059
Christian, because it looks I mean
it looks like they go after okay,
830
00:64:13.139 --> 00:64:15.179
Chantel, Hey, Shante, would
you like to come in? Shanta,
831
00:64:17.500 --> 00:64:28.489
do you watch? Oh okay,
did you want day's? Oh okay,
832
00:64:28.610 --> 00:64:30.929
this will be a good episode for
you to listen to. We're on apple
833
00:64:31.010 --> 00:64:34.889
PODCASTS. We're on apple podcast will
leave this part in, but you have
834
00:64:35.050 --> 00:64:41.119
to listen to our episode. Yeah, it'll be good. You'll be excited.
835
00:64:41.159 --> 00:64:47.920
It's a really good one. Thank
you. See, we have fans
836
00:64:48.159 --> 00:64:54.989
outside of our studio. So this
one says spoilers. who leaves is who
837
00:64:55.110 --> 00:64:58.429
leaves. But so I think so. Prediction? Yeah, I think they'll
838
00:64:58.469 --> 00:65:02.389
definitely contain Christian more and KIP him
off the beach, but other than that,
839
00:65:02.590 --> 00:65:06.539
so then that will actually take away
a rose if they kick him off,
840
00:65:06.699 --> 00:65:10.340
which means only three guys aside from
him will go home. So I
841
00:65:10.380 --> 00:65:13.900
think we can both agree. We
think Christian it's going to be forced home.
842
00:65:14.940 --> 00:65:16.539
What about the three other guys?
Hold on, I want to confirm
843
00:65:16.579 --> 00:65:20.730
numbers, because I was certain.
No, I'm positive. I literally watched
844
00:65:20.769 --> 00:65:27.809
it ten minutes before we started podcasting. Is Nine girls and thirteen guys.
845
00:65:29.329 --> 00:65:31.889
I remember because he said for guys
are going home right fight. Exactly.
846
00:65:31.969 --> 00:65:36.519
Okay, so Christian, you think
it is by default. Well, so,
847
00:65:36.679 --> 00:65:44.159
first off, wills and Camm those
are two of my four. MMM,
848
00:65:45.679 --> 00:65:48.599
Kevin. Yeah, I don't know
who Kevin's going to end up with.
849
00:65:48.760 --> 00:65:51.110
For sure is gonna go. And
then, honestly, I think it's
850
00:65:51.110 --> 00:65:55.550
either going to be Christian or Jordan. Christian if they kick him off,
851
00:65:55.710 --> 00:65:59.829
Jordan if he gets about it off, I think. I think Christina will
852
00:65:59.869 --> 00:66:02.869
keep Jordan around as a friend.
So really what that comes down to?
853
00:66:02.949 --> 00:66:06.780
If Christian doesn't get kicked off,
do we think that the cold picks?
854
00:66:08.340 --> 00:66:12.059
Well, they spoiled it themselves when
they show previews of next week and Clay
855
00:66:12.059 --> 00:66:15.539
Nicle or make it out so true. Also, you make it. I
856
00:66:15.619 --> 00:66:19.570
think that her watching this, I
think that her watching that fight feel like
857
00:66:19.610 --> 00:66:24.250
a dumb ass totally. She's gonna
be like what am I think I'm a
858
00:66:24.730 --> 00:66:29.690
Bi tch to clay and honestly,
I wouldn't be surprised if clay gets involved
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in the fight and stops it rather
than pushing anything. He's amazing. He
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really is a teddy bear. We
Love Clay. But so, yeah,
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we're excited for next week. And
that brings me to our last segment and
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00:66:44.400 --> 00:66:50.469
us his favorite segment, tweets with
Chachet. So again similar to last week,
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as in last week we read one
of his tweets. So Chad's been
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tweeting a lot, so says Chad
from Joejoe season, which again I didn't
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want your season, but I know
dad from Joe Joe Season. Best Part
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was when he was worked. He
was on the the two onone with Alex
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and he was like I just drinking
milk and Alex was like I don't like
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milk and Chad just goes, you
don't like milk, you should milks delicious,
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perfect, stupid. But so Chad
had three, three pretty solid tweets.
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All Right, I'm ready for this
week. So one, you remember
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James Taylor? No, I think
James Taylor was also one. Jojo season.
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He was like the country guy who
want to be a country star.
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Oh, yeah, he sucks.
So Chad. So James Taylor had tweeted.
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Yeah, I actually a pre controversial
serious thing. But James Taylor was
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tweeting about how the legislature in his
stay or some state had allowed something with
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lgbtq and their curriculum. And James
Taylor was like, Yo, I'm not
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homophobic, but I think that's an
appropriate to have a class talking about that
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when they could have a class about
finance, just being a bigot or whatever.
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So then Chad, even Chad,
who's the villain, tweets at James
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Taylor and so basically is talking about
what types of curriculum James Taylor would have
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kind of read it. Yes,
astrisk player three has entered the game.
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Astrisk the James Taylor Curriculum. First
period, how to grow beard. Second
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period, how to be a bitch. Third period, wooing darlings with country
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music. Fourth period, all things
natty light. Fifth period, titties,
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00:68:44.390 --> 00:68:49.390
sex and titties. Sixth period,
investing and incesting it. So I love,
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I love titties. What is it? titty sex and teas. So,
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yeah, James Taylor you lost this
week, but other not as bad
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as Derek Peth loss last week,
Rik pet loss last week. So then
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Chad's other tweet was basically about the
Demi and Jordan commentary and how annoying it
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was. Okay, but so got
that. He was against me on that.
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00:69:15.970 --> 00:69:19.970
But you know what, I'm coming
around entertainment weekly tweet something saying Bachelor
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00:69:20.010 --> 00:69:26.079
in Paradise Preview, Jordan and Demi
are the statler and Waldorf of Paradise.
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00:69:26.279 --> 00:69:30.399
I don't understand that reference. That's
fine, I'll chat out to say was
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00:69:30.760 --> 00:69:35.279
disapproved. The level of rude has
to be bypassed by the level of funnyness.
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A level eight on the rude dometer
has to be a level ten funniness.
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00:69:41.310 --> 00:69:44.949
Can't be level seven rude and level
three funny. Nah, learn the
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00:69:45.029 --> 00:69:47.270
game, Sun. I thought he
was fought on. They were trying so
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00:69:47.550 --> 00:69:51.350
hard to be funny but being more
rude than they were funny. None of
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it was funny, true. But
brings me to his last and third and
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best tweet of the week. was
after last week when he said to Dean,
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00:70:04.739 --> 00:70:11.050
shut the F up, you little
bitch, about Dean defending Kaylyn and
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00:70:11.130 --> 00:70:16.649
down talking Blake. Chad said,
fight me for charity, Bitch, and
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00:70:17.050 --> 00:70:20.439
he sends another treat to which Jean
did not reply, and then he sends
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another tweet and he says you can
bring alonger girlfriend and after you're knocked out
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00:70:25.840 --> 00:70:30.800
she can make up lies about how
you want if you like. So I'm
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00:70:30.840 --> 00:70:32.920
going to start saying that if someone
gets on my bad. So I'm just
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00:70:32.960 --> 00:70:39.270
gonna be like, fight me for
charity, Bitch. So yeah, I
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00:70:39.590 --> 00:70:45.789
think I can get behind a dean
and chat a feud, because pretty fine
909
00:70:45.989 --> 00:70:49.939
coming out of it. I think
Chad, with anything, is freaking hilarious.
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00:70:49.979 --> 00:70:54.060
So I'm all in. I don't
want to see some I know he's
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00:70:54.060 --> 00:70:59.819
he's mean and terrible and said Fu
Chris Harrison, but I'm here for these
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00:70:59.939 --> 00:71:03.489
tweets. They're pretty entertaining. But
yeah, with that being said, I
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think I think that's all we got
this week. Well, thanks for joining
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us on this wild ride. We
are excited to be on apple podcast.
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Look US up search. Yo.
That's crazy. I Have Been Matt Dubs.
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Follow me at snoop underscore dubs,
and I have been cassand or Freeman.
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Follow me at Cassians for Freeman.
One see to us has a man
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at the end. People know how
to spell Santra. Yeah, we need
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we need some support. Guys like
tell share this podcast, as my friend
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00:71:47.260 --> 00:71:50.739
agreed, and as much as we
love talking about Bachelor in paradise, sometimes
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it's a little onesided because CASSANDRA has
a lot to say and I don't have
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as much to see. So other
topics that we can intermittently add would be
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great. But, having said that, please rate, review and subscribe.
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Rate, review, subscribe. Also, one last point. I listen to
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00:72:05.369 --> 00:72:10.050
the podcast that the script. I
listen to a podcast that I really like.
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What is it? It's a Broncos
Cup podcast. I'm a big Bakas
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00:72:14.529 --> 00:72:18.720
Fan, but fun, one of
the guys on the PODCAST, Ryan Koenigsberg,
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talks about Bachelor and Bachelor in paradise. Everyone's while. So I tweeted
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at him and told him, Hey, you should you should know one of
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00:72:26.720 --> 00:72:30.989
your subscribers, podcast listeners, has
a podcast about bachelor in paradise, and
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he tweeted me back and said Yo, send in my way. I'll check
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it out. So if he's made
it this far, stop what's welcome,
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Ryan Koenigsberg. Ryan Koenigsberg, I
don't watch football, but I'm sure you're
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a big deal and we would love
to have you at Ay. He's a
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big deal in my heart. Doesn't
matter. We don't a link, tweet
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out a link, you know.
Also don't have to do that. We
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00:72:51.659 --> 00:72:56.539
just appreciate everyone listening. Thanks again. Look for us next week. We
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out. So, like you,
deserve the world. We deserve someone taking
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00:73:01.210 --> 00:73:11.609
on a day every single night.
You're here. Oh, let me just
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00:73:12.920 --> 00:73:15.640
stop you, because, like,
everything you're saying to me right now is
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00:73:15.720 --> 00:73:19.760
right. Yeah, it's exactly what
I want. And like, I have
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00:73:19.920 --> 00:73:24.880
to pick one at a time for
me. Yeah, I can't do the
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00:73:25.000 --> 00:73:28.590
three at a time. I can't
do a Blak Pant gone. I can't
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00:73:28.630 --> 00:73:34.149
go food octagonal, Love Octagon.
That's not fair to anyone. Like,
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00:73:38.310 --> 00:73:42.699
and you do think like this makes
me, like blowing me out of the
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water. I've never been in this
ever. I drew to be onezero percent
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00:73:48.899 --> 00:73:56.130
with you, kilts. I don't
mind, I'm fine. I thought I
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00:73:56.250 --> 00:74:06.609
was gonna do this. Sort I
want to right now. Weirdest way,
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it's, well, don't know,
it's really, really like my team,
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like, I don't know, you
know, he's some pretty no, it's
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not going to be between us right
now. I don't necessarily go as planned
