Don't Let Your Dingle Dangle in the Dirt

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Hey, man. Hello. And welcome to Two Grumpy Vets and A Duuude. This is a show that each week allows for three friends to get together and live life intentionally.
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We do this by throwing a little social commentary
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with our own weird sense of humor and our thoughts together to show folks that living
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having weekly conversations
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is a good way to help
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each other out, help men become better men.
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And so now on with the show with Bryan,
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Rich, and the Duuude.
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Recording in progress.
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Mr. Bryan.
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Hello.
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Gotta say I gotta say when I went back and listened to that first part,
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you were really excited that
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you would beat me. Heck yeah, because you've
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been beating me the whole darn time.
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Right. Yeah, that was funny. I was laughing.
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I was laughing at that first part. That
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was kind of funny because yeah,
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you use them by yourself for like three, four minutes or so.
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Back from time I called, I texted
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Ron
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right after I texted you, I texted Ron and Ron was like, I'm getting on.
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I'm just sitting here like, what the hell?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, no, it was funny when I downloaded it and
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was
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getting it processed and played it through. And I heard you, I had to play it till a dude got on, then I played a little longer and just listened.
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Was actually kind of funny.
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So
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what you up to? Well, right now I'm washing the truck because I'm fixing the I'm getting
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I'm not on my six days off yet, but I'm gonna because I'm actually gonna be taking an eight days off.
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Because
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tomorrow
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morning,
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bright and early, I gotta go welcome a new member of the family into the into the into
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the world. So Oh,
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congratulations,
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dude. So, yeah, we got that. And I also am gonna be
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doing the I'm gonna be the impromptu
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security for
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just in case asshole decide he wants to try to show up.
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Oh,
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okay. Okay.
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May I get the get the opportunity to bump them a little bit at least.
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Hey.
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You should've told me ahead of time. I could've tried to figure out a way to get out there and
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be right there with you.
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Me and Jaden
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are both gonna hang out there and
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hang out at the
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for the time that Alexis is at the
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hospital,
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we're gonna
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hang out and
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Good grief, guys. What y'all do?
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Think they caught that on something and going to.
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But just
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we're gonna hang out and
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do I'm gonna probably cover mostly cover nights
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and Jayden
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and some of the days, and then during the, like, the evening, Jayden will be there for the to kinda cover stuff. So
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Right. Okay.
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That's cool.
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Yeah.
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I don't foresee him doing anything. What they don't know,
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he doesn't know when he's actually
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going to
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gonna have the
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he doesn't know exactly when when she's gonna have the have the kiddo, but
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just in case,
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he decides to start trying to
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check things out early.
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Right. I
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wanna be there.
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I hear you.
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But
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Well,
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I gotta say, I've
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been busy since last week. Really busy.
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Oh, yeah? What you been doing?
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Well,
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after
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after Monday, well, one of my my other radios I had bought, the two meter radio and the handheld,
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those came in. I I got them
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set up and everything and hooked up and, you know, so
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I had that all done.
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And then Wednesday,
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I had my little handheld on the porch with me
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and,
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I was sitting here drinking coffee
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and I heard this call sign, whiskey golf five, golf kilo.
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And,
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and he said his call sign and then said, good morning.
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And I just
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reached for the radio and
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struck up a conversation.
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I answered him.
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Shit, we talked for, I don't know, thirty, forty minutes
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back and forth. He had told me that, you know, he didn't know if I wanted to come or show up, but every Wednesday
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at the Whataburger,
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Hams get together and they, you know, have, you know, eat lunch and just
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sit there and shoot shit.
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Oh, okay. So this is the
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club that you were
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Well,
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this
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isn't the club in Mobile.
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This is the club near me in Jackson County.
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Oh, okay. The one I didn't know that was,
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you know, still going or anything.
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Right. And
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it was like 09:00 when he told me all this,
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and
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I didn't really answer him or anything.
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I just, you know, we just talked and all like that.
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And then,
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I don't know, don't know, something made me was like, screw it, let's go.
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So I
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showed up about noon
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and I wanna tell you,
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I walked up, you know, I had ordered some food, you know, just something small.
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And I walked up because I saw five or six guys together. I know their hams. Okay?
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Right. And
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I introduced
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myself and he was like, have a seat. And so
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I sat with him and it felt
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sitting with that group of guys
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felt like
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me being in
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my first ever ham radio club I was ever in.
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The same feeling and it's, oh man, and I mean, I'm not a member yet because I have to pay dues and stuff like that.
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Don't think
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there's many other requirements,
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but I did find out that
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the reason why this club isn't
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real big or anything
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is
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because they just don't accept anybody.
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So Oh, really? Yeah. And and here's the reason. Okay. Because Gus,
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that's the guy he's talking to, he was there.
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And, he told me years
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ago he had been in the club
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somewhere else
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and they would just admit anybody and everybody.
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Right? Which I mean,
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that's not a bad thing,
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but then the direction of the club
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totally veered off the path that the club was originally on.
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Oh.
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And everybody migrated that way and it ended bad.
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And I
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mean, he left, I don't know if anybody else left, I would imagine they did if
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the tide shifted that hard.
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Right. And so that's why this club,
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know, kinda
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they
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want more people,
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but
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They want to make sure they get the right people. Yeah, yeah.
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People that are, you know, making it geared
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still towards amateur radio and not veering off on this tangent or this tangent because,
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I mean, I mean, shit, the ham community
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follows
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the trends of the ham YouTubers,
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just like
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everybody else follows
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the trends of their favorite YouTubers,
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you know? Right.
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So this club is like,
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No, we got this goal and we're gonna go with this goal.
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All right, I can do that, but nice bunch of guys. I met quite a few of them.
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You're good?
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I met five or six of them.
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So yeah, I did that. And then,
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shit,
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they have a Thursday night net, which I did.
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And then,
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well, the weekend,
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Friday
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through yesterday,
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the charger on my other laptop, not this one, my other one Okay.
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Stopped charging or Oh, no. Or stopped putting enough power to keep everything going.
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And,
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also at the same time,
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I wound up and
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figured I had to
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go ahead and put that computer, which this, I hate to even say this, but I've already done it.
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I had to go and put it back on Windows.
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You had to do a Hulu?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I didn't want to, but 90% of my programs, I can only run on Windows.
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And running a virtual machine on Linux was fine.
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I was doing that, but I only had one screen
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I could use. I couldn't use my three screen setup.
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And I've got one program or two programs that's got like four
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different windows I need open.
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I wonder, have you tried to see what it would take
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to vibe code
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a Linux program to work for you?
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I can build
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a lot of the stuff, but if
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I'm going to get into
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MCOMs,
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you know,
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they use Winlink Express
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and Vara HF
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and those Okay. Do you have to use those
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or would you be able to vibrate something up that would work for that?
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Not really.
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Just
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because these have been built and accepted by the
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MCOMS community
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and
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trying to
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I mean, I could, yes,
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but it would take a while to make it all work.
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Okay. Okay?
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Because
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one is an email client and the other program is a modem
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that believe it or not, I can send an email
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from my laptop
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over
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my radio
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Right. And send it right to my inbox or right to your inbox or right to dude's inbox.
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Yeah.
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And
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I tried it last night and
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I I was,
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I I've got the email. I I freaking sent myself from
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my computer through my radio
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right back to my phone.
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That was cool as shit, man.
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Yeah. When you get stuff like that, like the first time you ever made your first podcast and then threw it up and you were able to download it, it's like, oh, that's awesome. It works. I mean, right?
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Right. Right. But yeah.
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So yeah, I wind up putting windows back on and then I got playing with this last night
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in late
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last night
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and I had got it set up and I sent myself an email,
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which was, oh my God.
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And then I'm like, okay, that's it. I'm going to bed. And then this morning I
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had to go to dentist.
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I'm about
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I'm about Well, how about I wonder
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if I'll ever get my brain back because I just completely forgot what I was gonna ask.
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I don't know.
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It wasn't important. Never mind. Okay.
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Either way, dude, what's up, man?
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What's up?
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Did you get your flower scented oil for your massage?
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Yes,
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Did I
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you have your little fruit fruit bitch drinks as well?
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Always. Come
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on. Come on. What is a massage without foo foo bitch drinks? Right.
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Especially
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by an alien.
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Oh my god.
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Brian, did did a dude send you that meme?
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Which one?
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Right.
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It was the one it was the one about the aliens.
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The one where they're
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I believe so. Let me pull it back up.
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Yeah. If you did, it'll be right in there.
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Oh, boy. Yeah.
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Just
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know it's gonna be it's gonna be huggering
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outside of the phone in the middle ear
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about
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chest high.
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About about chest high. Exactly. Says it
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says being abducted by aliens might just be the vacation I need at this point.
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Man, I hate it when it does that.
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And when
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The last one I no. No. Here's one down here. Monkey in the
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nope. Last one I got was the one finger for the drama and one finger for the solution.
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Okay. Well,
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dude said this one, being abducted
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by aliens might just be the vacation
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I need at this point.
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And I
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said in bed, they might give you a colonoscopy,
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LOL.
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And dude
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was like, as long as they massage me first.
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And they better have warm scented oil.
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And then I said, what? Something with the flower smell to go with your frou frou bitch drinks?
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He said, damn Skippy.
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He
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said, Need to be highly intoxicated.
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They may
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not use anesthesia.
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I was gonna say, yeah, you
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wanna be as relaxed as possible because
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Right. You don't wanna clench. Don't clench. Don't clench. Get your fucking finger out of my ass.
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Well, the thing is, speaking of that, actually,
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Dee's going to
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get one of those tomorrow.
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What?
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A freaking colonoscopy.
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Well,
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Dee, you said, right? Yeah, my sister. Yeah,
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well, she can have all that fun in the world.
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Oh yeah, I told I told her, I said, good for you. I said, I don't get those no more. I ain't doing them. Uh-uh.
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And as long as my
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poop
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shows me I
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don't have any cancerous cells.
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I'm good with, you know, scooping a wee little poop out of the poop and sending it to wherever I send it to. And, you know, it comes back negative.
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I'm good.
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I know it's not that bad, man. It's like I I was all kinda dreading mine, and I have to say that that was a damn good little nap I had.
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My ass out. I woke back up, and I was like,
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okay, yeah. I just remember laying down on the bed or they put me on the
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hospital bed and
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wheeled me over to where they were gonna do it.
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And
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they had me roll over on my left hand side and said, all right, well, we're going to be here to start here in a few moments. And then I woke up, it was almost like the
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Skyrim meme, you know, where the guy wakes up and then back of the
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wagon.
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So he's just kinda like,
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oh,
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damn,
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over already. Okay.
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Well
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and and I hope this never happens to you, but wait until you wake up in the middle of it and the doctor
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pats you on his shoulder and say, It's okay, we're almost done.
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Fuck. Let's leave you put both hands on his shoulder.
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No,
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no.
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You don't ever want to hear them words from a doc, It's okay, we're almost done. The fuck if you are, get me out of here.
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I don't care if I'm in a half drugged state or not, I'm walking the fuck out of here. Oh yeah, no, no, sir. And that's why I won't do them, because I woke up on my first one. Screw you. Uh-uh, no. You got a little red hair in you then,
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You must have a little red hair on you then.
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Because redheads have a hard time. Yeah, redheads actually take more anesthesia than normal people.
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No, I don't have red hair.
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Apparently you do, you woke up in the middle of it. Well, you see,
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the thing is, I think they misjudged the anesthesia.
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I told them, I mean, at the time, you could tell, I'm a big old boy.
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I'm a bigger boy, okay?
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Use double the shit.
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They used only shit for, like, a one hundred and fifty pound man.
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I'm double that.
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No. They didn't do that. Oh, it's okay. We're almost done. No. Yeah. Fuck you.
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I don't care. I'm done. I
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started moving,
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and that doc looked at that nurse and said, Give me more.
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She pushed
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that syringe
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and I was out, just like I
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woke up, I had a beautiful nurse looking at me.
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I'm like, I just I'm sorry, you had C. Pontsbee.
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I didn't know if she did, but all
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I was thinking is I died and went to heaven.
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I had a beautiful nurse waking me up.
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The
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only thing with that whole problem, she didn't have a cup of coffee in her hand.
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If she would have had a cup of coffee in her hand, I would have asked her to marry me right there.
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I'm telling you, I would have.
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Hell.
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I
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probably wouldn't have cared what the girl looked like either.
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You wake me up with a cup of coffee in your hand? There we go. Nope. I'm on. You know.
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Are you on?
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Hell, he doesn't know. I know he don't know. There we go. Sorry. No. I started the truck up and the
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radio grabbed the Bluetooth, and I was having to fight it to tell it. No. I actually do want my headset.
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And it's like, no. No. No. No. You want oh, you want the you want the DEA 700?
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No. I don't want the DEA 700. I want my headset.
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Get hearing aids. You won't have to worry about that. What?
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Get hearing aids.
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Gotta hear what?
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You can hook your phone right to them. Right to
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By way, I it's ended up having to have hearing aids. I kind
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of like to watch, I know that you can use your phone and stuff and set it around, but my dad had
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the microphone to his hearing aids, was an early form of Bluetooth.
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And so he would go off and leave his microphone sitting in one room, and he'd go sit in the living room and act like he was watching television and hear what his sisters were saying about him.
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Yeah, these
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don't work like that.
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Wow.
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So
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Well, if you got it where
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it hooks up to your phone,
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some of them actually do allow for the phone to be a microphone.
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Not the new ones.
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I don't think. I I don't know. Maybe if if I turned on a voice recorder,
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it might work like that, but I don't know. I've I've never tried it.
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Never had a need?
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No. Because it's only me and Bella, and Bella doesn't talk too much.
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I bet she talks a whole lot. You'd leave your phone back over there recording,
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you'd hear her say all sorts of things like, oh, wow.
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Dad's amazing. You know, he's got the thongest on him. He throws balls like you wouldn't believe.
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He's sitting right there when I come back with it. Of course, I won't let him have it because I'm afraid he's gonna throw it again. I don't like he throwing perfectly good balls. He's just he's he's he's weird that way.
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Yeah, or
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if there's thunder,
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oh my God, the other night the storm rolled through.
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And I mean, seriously, strikes were hitting right damn close to the house. Oh, so they were nice and loud. Oh my God, dude. And
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I threw her shirt on her, and it's funny because her neck,
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she tries to shrink inside of herself
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It's a long sudden no neck. The
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skin
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just backs up on her and everything. It's funny. She's oh, yeah. Call her a dickhead. Your foreskin's showing, dog. Stretch your head out.
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No, she won't either.
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I mean,
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she seriously tries to crawl inside of herself or inside me because
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she's like attached to my leg.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean- Cricket, my basset down cricket was like that.
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Where she would hop up on the bed and be so scared that she'd shake the whole bed and it'd piss Jan off because it'd be in the middle of the night. So she'd yell at Cricket and tell her to get off the damn bed. And so Cricket would have to go off and hide out in the bathtub.
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That's funny.
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But so yeah, no, it
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was a busy week last week.
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Sounds like it.
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But
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I got it took care of, I got it handled.
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But yeah, yeah, I just think it's cool that that I can send an email over ham radio
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and
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send it
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anybody.
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Yeah. Send it to anybody on the Internet.
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It don't matter.
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And you gotta wonder,
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how far
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go?
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Does
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What do you mean?
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Before it gets to your phone.
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Well,
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I sent it six fifty miles away from me
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and it went into
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because this guy has got a setup
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that passes
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traffic
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like this
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and it's up all the time.
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And
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it's
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my radio sent it to
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his antenna
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down
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in,
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and it's, connected to the Internet.
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It it downloaded the message,
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transferred it over to the Internet, and the Internet sent it right back to me.
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Took about
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minute and a half.
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It
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has to go 600 plus miles. No.
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You don't have. That was just the closest Right.
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So you're that
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well, you didn't let me finish.
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Okay. Let me finish. So
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was sent 600 plus miles
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to somebody else's receiver
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into the internet to get
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to your phone
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and
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your ham radio and your phone are sitting
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less than six feet apart.
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Mhmm. So it goes 600 miles.
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Damn, reminds me of the fucking turtle farm in Korea.
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Was gonna say that's a year,
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it takes you a year
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to go from one door
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to another door
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that is 30 feet away.
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Right.
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Takes you a year to get there.
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See,
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system's
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set up for like if there's no cell communications,
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no
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internet,
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like
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down here where I live. If storm comes through, knocks everything out,
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I can I
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can still
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if if someone asks me to, I can
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still bring the email up,
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type an email to their loved ones if, you know, they have loved ones out of state or further up north or whatever, you know, in state, it don't matter,
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but I can send it out
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and
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their loved ones will
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get that email saying they're okay
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or, you know, letting them know what's going on?
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So that's why that's why this is. But,
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Now I tried it last night and that's I had never done it before.
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So I figured what the hell I tried
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and it worked. Yeah.
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Well, and very much like the, like you're saying with the turtle farm where it goes six fifty odd miles,
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that's only to get to that receiver. Now, once the receiver takes it, interprets it into an email and sends it out onto the internet,
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you don't know where it's actually going. It might bounce over in
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Geneva, Switzerland before it comes bouncing back over to you.
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No. I mean, yeah, it's possible.
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I mean, more likely it'll just it'll hit like somewhere
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bounce, jump onto the backbone, which probably be in Chicago,
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and
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then go down to
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somewhere outside. Let's see.
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Yeah. Mobile's, I guess, probably the largest town in that area.
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No. And then from
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What do you mean?
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Well, what's the largest city you've got in your general vicinity?
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Biloxi, Gulfport. Oh, okay. Biloxi.
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So, yeah, considering
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that you've got an so army base
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it would hit,
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probably hit Biloxi and from Biloxi then it'd get shipped over to, get
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rerouted over to
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your town and from your town, then it would get over to you.
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It would get probably six No,
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Brian. Once
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it comes down off the internet
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or off the airwaves
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from my radio, it comes down and it goes
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into the Internet.
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That person
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That person's
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Internet service provider,
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okay,
519
00:26:52.565 --> 00:26:55.684
it goes down through the router and gets shipped back out.
520
00:26:56.005 --> 00:26:58.085
It doesn't go to another major city.
521
00:26:58.679 --> 00:26:59.719
Yeah, it does.
522
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:00.999
No.
523
00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:12.294
It'll go to a bigger and bigger pipe till it gets as close as it can to where you're at, and then it goes back to a small pipe. No. Bryant,
524
00:27:12.855 --> 00:27:14.854
they've got pipes that can run
525
00:27:15.575 --> 00:27:17.734
that can run Internet
526
00:27:18.294 --> 00:27:21.654
from even a small town that can send it straight to you.
527
00:27:22.455 --> 00:27:26.490
Do a trace search sometime and tell me where just go to
528
00:27:26.970 --> 00:27:30.649
you know, it's over in over in California. Just go to google.com
529
00:27:30.890 --> 00:27:35.450
and see how many hops it has. It's not two hops. I can guarantee you.
530
00:27:36.025 --> 00:27:37.784
It's not even four hops.
531
00:27:38.345 --> 00:27:41.865
You're looking at probably six to six to 12 hops.
532
00:27:42.265 --> 00:27:43.625
On a stand,
533
00:27:45.145 --> 00:27:45.865
Brian,
534
00:27:46.185 --> 00:27:51.960
you are correct in that because it has to jump from tower to tower to tower to tower to
535
00:27:52.040 --> 00:27:53.000
get to you.
536
00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:54.360
Got it.
537
00:27:54.920 --> 00:27:59.399
I was No, I'm talking on email, on the email, just on internet traffic.
538
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:00.200
Yes.
539
00:28:01.125 --> 00:28:03.365
Because my phone is connected
540
00:28:03.525 --> 00:28:05.284
to the closest tower,
541
00:28:06.085 --> 00:28:08.005
wherever that tower may be. Two
542
00:28:08.245 --> 00:28:14.530
miles, five miles, I don't know. It's probably over by Belton Lake. They got a fucking big tower over there. Who fucking knows? I don't know.
543
00:28:15.090 --> 00:28:18.929
But it's going yeah. It's going from tower to tower to tower to tower
544
00:28:19.570 --> 00:28:21.650
when it's doing email.
545
00:28:21.730 --> 00:28:22.850
It could be doing Well,
546
00:28:23.330 --> 00:28:24.370
it goes to tower,
547
00:28:24.530 --> 00:28:25.650
and once it hits the tower,
548
00:28:26.684 --> 00:28:27.244
will
549
00:28:27.485 --> 00:28:28.684
jump onto
550
00:28:28.765 --> 00:28:29.965
a hard line.
551
00:28:30.605 --> 00:28:31.244
It's
552
00:28:31.485 --> 00:28:35.404
not ping ponging off of other towers. It hits a tower,
553
00:28:35.645 --> 00:28:36.445
it goes into
554
00:28:38.220 --> 00:28:40.460
a fiber, say a fiber box,
555
00:28:40.940 --> 00:28:42.139
and then it goes out
556
00:28:42.460 --> 00:28:43.179
that way.
557
00:28:45.100 --> 00:28:46.460
I just
558
00:28:46.700 --> 00:28:49.739
go ahead, dude. Go ahead. Sorry. So my
559
00:28:50.380 --> 00:28:51.659
sarcasm
560
00:28:51.660 --> 00:28:51.980
was,
561
00:28:53.705 --> 00:28:56.585
is you send the message out on ham,
562
00:28:57.145 --> 00:28:59.705
it goes this is just
563
00:29:00.425 --> 00:29:01.545
hypothetical
564
00:29:01.545 --> 00:29:02.905
sarcasm.
565
00:29:03.305 --> 00:29:05.225
So it's gonna go from your
566
00:29:05.590 --> 00:29:06.549
ham
567
00:29:07.190 --> 00:29:09.509
to, like you said, Geneva,
568
00:29:09.909 --> 00:29:11.589
then over to Hong Kong,
569
00:29:11.990 --> 00:29:13.429
and then Australia.
570
00:29:13.909 --> 00:29:16.629
Come back over to that one guy's tower,
571
00:29:16.629 --> 00:29:17.669
let me finish. Again.
572
00:29:18.245 --> 00:29:23.365
And then you said, okay, I got the fiber, well, I got that.
573
00:29:23.845 --> 00:29:26.245
But then it goes from and the
574
00:29:26.245 --> 00:29:28.085
whole thing I was being sarcastic
575
00:29:28.085 --> 00:29:31.925
about is then it goes to tower to tower to tower from, you know,
576
00:29:33.430 --> 00:29:38.150
it hits, okay, it hits a tower someplace in Canada.
577
00:29:38.630 --> 00:29:42.630
Then it jumps to a tower in New York, down to Tennessee,
578
00:29:42.790 --> 00:29:43.590
down to
579
00:29:44.150 --> 00:29:44.950
Georgia,
580
00:29:45.110 --> 00:29:45.990
over to
581
00:29:46.230 --> 00:29:46.870
Nebraska,
582
00:29:47.665 --> 00:29:49.505
then comes down to
583
00:29:49.665 --> 00:29:50.625
Biloxi,
584
00:29:51.185 --> 00:29:52.465
and then hits his phone.
585
00:29:52.945 --> 00:29:55.265
Pretty much. Yeah. It's all canceled.
586
00:29:55.745 --> 00:29:57.745
Yep. Gotcha. And I I missed that.
587
00:29:58.145 --> 00:29:58.865
Okay.
588
00:29:58.945 --> 00:30:00.385
Now the turtle farm,
589
00:30:01.230 --> 00:30:05.870
because you have no idea the No. No. I've never been to the turtle
590
00:30:05.870 --> 00:30:07.630
farm. So Okay. That's
591
00:30:08.030 --> 00:30:09.470
the in processing
592
00:30:09.470 --> 00:30:10.350
is
593
00:30:11.310 --> 00:30:12.509
in one building,
594
00:30:12.750 --> 00:30:14.509
bringing you to the country.
595
00:30:15.070 --> 00:30:17.464
The Out Processing Building
596
00:30:17.784 --> 00:30:20.664
is right next door. Next door.
597
00:30:20.985 --> 00:30:22.585
30 feet away,
598
00:30:22.985 --> 00:30:25.705
but it takes you a year to get there.
599
00:30:25.945 --> 00:30:26.744
Mhmm.
600
00:30:27.544 --> 00:30:27.865
So.
601
00:30:28.760 --> 00:30:29.559
So yeah.
602
00:30:30.360 --> 00:30:35.799
Now So anyway, now that I've just now that we've wasted to get fifteen minutes there.
603
00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:36.679
Well,
604
00:30:36.840 --> 00:30:37.639
hold on here.
605
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:39.959
Hold on here. Because
606
00:30:41.325 --> 00:30:43.325
because I I still have this email.
607
00:30:43.485 --> 00:30:44.044
Okay?
608
00:30:45.885 --> 00:30:47.164
And I'm looking at it.
609
00:30:47.804 --> 00:30:49.404
Something made a word sound.
610
00:30:49.885 --> 00:30:50.924
But anyway,
611
00:30:51.405 --> 00:30:53.485
it's showing
612
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:55.039
two ops,
613
00:30:55.760 --> 00:30:57.679
and it wound up down near
614
00:30:58.480 --> 00:30:59.440
Gulfport.
615
00:30:59.760 --> 00:31:02.880
Because I shot it to like Indiana, Illinois,
616
00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:11.385
and then it went from Indiana, Illinois down to Gulfport then over to me. Yeah, okay. So yeah, Chicago, like I said, is probably the major backbone
617
00:31:11.465 --> 00:31:12.505
that it hit.
618
00:31:13.625 --> 00:31:14.265
Absolutely.
619
00:31:14.905 --> 00:31:16.665
Because there's,
620
00:31:17.385 --> 00:31:22.745
I mean, nowadays there's even more, but whenever I was in the internet working in technology,
621
00:31:23.389 --> 00:31:24.909
I know that there was,
622
00:31:25.389 --> 00:31:27.149
you had a major
623
00:31:28.110 --> 00:31:31.709
backbone going from New York City down to Atlanta.
624
00:31:31.789 --> 00:31:34.349
There was also backbones that went from
625
00:31:34.669 --> 00:31:36.669
New York and Atlanta to
626
00:31:36.909 --> 00:31:37.549
Chicago
627
00:31:38.284 --> 00:31:39.644
and Dallas.
628
00:31:40.205 --> 00:31:46.284
And from Dallas, it split off and hit Houston or that might have been reversed. I think it was Dallas then Houston.
629
00:31:46.924 --> 00:31:49.325
And from Dallas and
630
00:31:49.565 --> 00:31:50.205
Chicago,
631
00:31:50.710 --> 00:31:53.350
it basically had two lines that went across
632
00:31:53.750 --> 00:31:58.390
the state. One hit like Denver, other one hit like Colorado Springs
633
00:31:58.630 --> 00:32:01.590
or Boulder or something like that, anyhow, kind of in the same area
634
00:32:01.830 --> 00:32:06.484
and progressed across. One hit like in Seattle, the other one hit like in
635
00:32:06.725 --> 00:32:07.445
LA.
636
00:32:08.085 --> 00:32:09.364
Yeah, they
637
00:32:10.164 --> 00:32:14.004
got tons more now. They've
638
00:32:14.004 --> 00:32:19.059
been laying fiber- Oh yeah, they've been laying fiber- for the last twenty five years. Huge fibers.
639
00:32:19.620 --> 00:32:20.179
Like,
640
00:32:20.580 --> 00:32:22.419
100 strand fibers and more.
641
00:32:22.820 --> 00:32:23.379
Yeah.
642
00:32:24.020 --> 00:32:24.659
Yep.
643
00:32:25.140 --> 00:32:30.260
So, yeah, there is. Yeah. And rip one of those motherfuckers up with a backhoe.
644
00:32:31.105 --> 00:32:32.224
Yeah. I wouldn't.
645
00:32:33.105 --> 00:32:36.304
Get ready to have a day bunch of you'll have then.
646
00:32:37.184 --> 00:32:39.345
That'd be It is definitely a day record.
647
00:32:40.065 --> 00:32:42.465
That would start out as a $500,000
648
00:32:42.465 --> 00:32:44.625
fix, if if not a million.
649
00:32:45.310 --> 00:32:47.710
Start. That's just a start. Yeah.
650
00:32:49.310 --> 00:32:51.870
Oh, yeah. That's that's an expensive hit.
651
00:32:52.590 --> 00:32:57.070
I'm sure they've got some of the bigger ones that we probably even got thousand strand fibers. So
652
00:32:58.745 --> 00:32:59.784
Yeah. I
653
00:33:00.345 --> 00:33:03.624
know they used to run them right next, right across the
654
00:33:04.905 --> 00:33:05.864
railroads.
655
00:33:06.745 --> 00:33:08.025
Whenever I was because working in
656
00:33:09.625 --> 00:33:12.279
there was a, I was trying to
657
00:33:12.600 --> 00:33:16.039
figure out how to get a bunch of co ops in
658
00:33:16.120 --> 00:33:16.919
Western,
659
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:19.559
Oklahoma, Western Nebraska
660
00:33:19.879 --> 00:33:24.279
tied together so that they actually had a decent internet connection because
661
00:33:24.485 --> 00:33:26.565
they had hodgepodge the
662
00:33:27.205 --> 00:33:28.085
Farmers
663
00:33:28.085 --> 00:33:29.684
Elevator Cooperative,
664
00:33:30.085 --> 00:33:32.804
FEC was the name of it, of Kimball, Nebraska.
665
00:33:33.605 --> 00:33:35.525
And they were wanting,
666
00:33:36.325 --> 00:33:36.885
I
667
00:33:37.525 --> 00:33:39.925
got hired on as the systems administrator
668
00:33:40.330 --> 00:33:41.450
and I was,
669
00:33:41.850 --> 00:33:44.570
besides we're doing all the troubleshooting because two
670
00:33:45.530 --> 00:33:47.210
of the co ops were using
671
00:33:47.530 --> 00:33:48.090
satellite
672
00:33:48.490 --> 00:33:49.690
HughesNet,
673
00:33:50.410 --> 00:33:53.930
another two were trying to do all their work through a dial up.
674
00:33:55.005 --> 00:33:55.885
Right. And
675
00:33:56.925 --> 00:34:05.965
they were trying to figure out, well, why can't we get all this to work together? And it's like, because you're all on different networks. It's freaking next to impossible to get all the networks to work right.
676
00:34:06.620 --> 00:34:11.740
You gotta, you know, we gotta get you on the same one. And I was kind of doing some research
677
00:34:12.460 --> 00:34:17.660
on it and, you know, I saw that there was fiber, you know, running right next to the
678
00:34:19.580 --> 00:34:22.885
rail lines. And the rail line connected
679
00:34:23.365 --> 00:34:24.485
all five
680
00:34:24.805 --> 00:34:26.405
of the elevators together.
681
00:34:27.045 --> 00:34:29.125
Right. It was the same rail from,
682
00:34:30.244 --> 00:34:31.845
what is it? Scottsbluff?
683
00:34:31.845 --> 00:34:34.565
No, not Scottsbluff, Scott Bluff, Pine Bluff,
684
00:34:35.030 --> 00:34:35.990
Wyoming,
685
00:34:36.470 --> 00:34:38.070
which is the furthest west one,
686
00:34:38.550 --> 00:34:43.110
all the way to the elevator that's on the far side of Sydney, Nebraska.
687
00:34:43.990 --> 00:34:49.205
Okay. I know which one you're talking about. So I haven't seen it for a while, but
688
00:34:50.165 --> 00:34:51.525
know which talking one
689
00:34:52.165 --> 00:34:57.845
about. Like, four or five elevators all just in a line to to to amazingly,
690
00:34:57.845 --> 00:35:02.565
30 miles to the damn nose apart from each other. It's just fucking weirdest damn thing.
691
00:35:03.820 --> 00:35:04.460
So
692
00:35:05.180 --> 00:35:08.220
so, yeah, trying to trying to do troubleshoot,
693
00:35:08.220 --> 00:35:16.780
then I'd have to go off and go get something else. And at the same time, they're wanting to know how they can how they can automate the
694
00:35:15.615 --> 00:35:33.410
the system a little bit. And I was like, well, we can do it this way and this way. It was like, well, get some salesman online. I was like, I'll try. So I ran the job, ran that thing for about four months and they decided, you know what? You're not working fast enough. We're gonna go with a different route. He was like, Well, fine, fuck you.
695
00:35:33.730 --> 00:35:35.170
Haven't slept much
696
00:35:35.170 --> 00:35:39.090
those four months. I was kind of like, Get some sleep. Thank you very much. And so,
697
00:35:39.490 --> 00:35:39.970
yeah.
698
00:35:40.770 --> 00:35:42.210
Well, I just looked it up.
699
00:35:42.530 --> 00:35:43.410
The largest
700
00:35:43.775 --> 00:35:44.975
single
701
00:35:44.975 --> 00:35:46.095
manufactured
702
00:35:46.095 --> 00:35:48.255
fiber cable in The US
703
00:35:48.735 --> 00:35:49.615
is
704
00:35:50.175 --> 00:35:52.575
6,912
705
00:35:52.495 --> 00:35:53.455
That's
706
00:35:53.455 --> 00:35:53.695
grand.
707
00:35:58.990 --> 00:36:00.110
Going from
708
00:36:00.510 --> 00:36:01.790
where to where?
709
00:36:02.270 --> 00:36:03.230
All over,
710
00:36:03.869 --> 00:36:06.110
because AT and T and Verizon
711
00:36:06.590 --> 00:36:10.430
controlled the largest combined fiber route mileage in The US,
712
00:36:11.105 --> 00:36:13.265
over 2,200,000
713
00:36:13.505 --> 00:36:14.705
route miles.
714
00:36:15.664 --> 00:36:17.505
That's a lot of glass.
715
00:36:17.664 --> 00:36:18.464
Yes,
716
00:36:18.464 --> 00:36:19.025
it is.
717
00:36:19.744 --> 00:36:21.744
And it's
718
00:36:21.984 --> 00:36:22.224
yeah.
719
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:27.600
But yeah, the high I think I think the highest count I've seen get hit
720
00:36:28.160 --> 00:36:31.440
is a two fifty six count fiber.
721
00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:34.800
I didn't even ask what what that job
722
00:36:35.214 --> 00:36:41.695
cost to repair. I was like, yeah, screw that. That would put a construction company out of business.
723
00:36:41.855 --> 00:36:49.055
Yeah. It's one of those where he's like, I called in. I I marked that bitch down. I I got the proof right here. Right. Right.
724
00:36:50.630 --> 00:36:51.270
And
725
00:36:51.430 --> 00:36:54.630
and Okay. So that that 6,000
726
00:36:54.630 --> 00:36:55.990
plus strand.
727
00:36:56.550 --> 00:36:57.750
Uh-huh. Right?
728
00:36:58.150 --> 00:36:58.710
Yeah.
729
00:36:59.110 --> 00:36:59.830
Of
730
00:37:00.470 --> 00:37:01.270
6,000
731
00:37:01.270 --> 00:37:01.830
fibers,
732
00:37:02.724 --> 00:37:03.925
that cable,
733
00:37:04.484 --> 00:37:06.645
I know it it will branch out.
734
00:37:06.885 --> 00:37:09.605
Think of that cable as your spine.
735
00:37:09.765 --> 00:37:10.405
Right?
736
00:37:10.805 --> 00:37:13.045
Where every at every vertebrae,
737
00:37:13.045 --> 00:37:13.605
it
738
00:37:14.165 --> 00:37:15.365
it ventures out.
739
00:37:16.420 --> 00:37:17.140
Okay?
740
00:37:17.460 --> 00:37:19.300
But that cable alone
741
00:37:19.380 --> 00:37:20.980
that has 6,000
742
00:37:20.980 --> 00:37:21.700
plus,
743
00:37:22.820 --> 00:37:30.900
how long does that go? I wonder how wide that is and how long that actual cable understanding it's gonna it's gonna
744
00:37:32.125 --> 00:37:33.325
venture out,
745
00:37:33.484 --> 00:37:37.645
but how long is that one cable that's 6,000 strands,
746
00:37:38.444 --> 00:37:40.204
or is it just 6,000
747
00:37:40.204 --> 00:37:41.885
strands coming in
748
00:37:42.924 --> 00:37:44.605
from every place and that
749
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:47.640
and where it's collected in whatever building
750
00:37:48.120 --> 00:37:50.280
has the 6,000 strands.
751
00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:51.720
No, no, no, no.
752
00:37:52.200 --> 00:37:54.680
The 6,000 strands it says
753
00:37:55.160 --> 00:37:58.680
is ran out in the open, then they split off from that
754
00:37:59.405 --> 00:38:00.525
and run multiple
755
00:38:02.205 --> 00:38:03.965
lower count cables
756
00:38:04.765 --> 00:38:05.565
to
757
00:38:05.565 --> 00:38:06.525
businesses,
758
00:38:06.525 --> 00:38:07.165
homes.
759
00:38:07.805 --> 00:38:08.525
Correct,
760
00:38:09.005 --> 00:38:09.725
correct.
761
00:38:10.045 --> 00:38:13.325
But how long is that one specific
762
00:38:13.325 --> 00:38:13.805
cable
763
00:38:14.330 --> 00:38:16.810
that has 600,000
764
00:38:17.050 --> 00:38:19.210
plus or 6,000 plus?
765
00:38:20.410 --> 00:38:22.650
I'm looking. Hang on. Okay.
766
00:38:23.290 --> 00:38:24.650
And we lost Brian.
767
00:38:24.810 --> 00:38:25.930
Yes. I saw that.
768
00:38:26.664 --> 00:38:27.385
At first.
769
00:38:27.944 --> 00:38:32.825
See, at first I thought we lost you, and then I heard you talking, so yeah, we didn't lose dude.
770
00:38:34.744 --> 00:38:35.464
But yeah,
771
00:38:35.625 --> 00:38:36.664
I had never seen,
772
00:38:39.160 --> 00:38:39.880
say,
773
00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:41.400
on documented
774
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:42.360
deployments,
775
00:38:42.520 --> 00:38:43.880
the longest run
776
00:38:44.520 --> 00:38:45.480
is
777
00:38:46.040 --> 00:38:47.960
10,000 feet or 1.9
778
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:48.680
miles
779
00:38:49.080 --> 00:38:52.280
achieved by Lightwave Construction in partnership
780
00:38:53.175 --> 00:38:53.735
with
781
00:38:55.255 --> 00:38:56.215
Sumitomo
782
00:38:56.215 --> 00:38:57.895
Electric Lightwave
783
00:38:58.055 --> 00:38:59.415
using jetty
784
00:38:59.415 --> 00:39:01.415
tech jetting technology
785
00:39:01.895 --> 00:39:05.575
to deploy the cable through underground ducts in an urban area.
786
00:39:06.630 --> 00:39:07.510
Okay.
787
00:39:07.589 --> 00:39:08.230
So
788
00:39:08.710 --> 00:39:09.430
Gotcha.
789
00:39:09.990 --> 00:39:11.750
So does it say how big
790
00:39:12.150 --> 00:39:14.070
by chance that cable is?
791
00:39:14.789 --> 00:39:16.390
Maybe
792
00:39:16.390 --> 00:39:18.470
like the size of a freaking, what,
793
00:39:19.845 --> 00:39:22.325
Large garden hose, fire hose?
794
00:39:22.805 --> 00:39:23.605
Well,
795
00:39:23.605 --> 00:39:25.045
it's the cable
796
00:39:25.445 --> 00:39:26.165
is
797
00:39:26.645 --> 00:39:30.565
spec for a two inch duct at 77%
798
00:39:30.565 --> 00:39:30.965
fill.
799
00:39:31.569 --> 00:39:32.210
So
800
00:39:32.609 --> 00:39:37.170
about an inch and three quarters around, inch and a half, inch and three quarter around.
801
00:39:37.569 --> 00:39:39.410
Well, about the size of a
802
00:39:39.730 --> 00:39:40.770
water hose.
803
00:39:41.970 --> 00:39:42.530
Wow.
804
00:39:42.770 --> 00:39:44.049
No. Fire hose maybe.
805
00:39:44.934 --> 00:39:46.535
No, if it's saying it
806
00:39:47.015 --> 00:39:49.335
can handle for a three inch duct.
807
00:39:49.494 --> 00:39:50.375
Two inch.
808
00:39:50.775 --> 00:39:54.215
Alright. A two inch. Yeah, two inch. Might be an inch and
809
00:39:54.535 --> 00:39:55.415
three quarter.
810
00:39:55.895 --> 00:39:58.615
No, fire hose is like four or five inches.
811
00:39:59.410 --> 00:40:03.730
No, no, no, no. They've got one inch, one and a half inch lines, fire hoses,
812
00:40:04.050 --> 00:40:05.170
two inch lines.
813
00:40:05.490 --> 00:40:07.010
Oh, do they? Yeah.
814
00:40:07.250 --> 00:40:08.130
Okay.
815
00:40:09.410 --> 00:40:15.065
See, the fire hose has, see, the reason why they don't well, you know, a four inch line
816
00:40:15.225 --> 00:40:16.585
with their pumps
817
00:40:16.825 --> 00:40:19.705
would drain thousand gallon water tank
818
00:40:20.025 --> 00:40:22.025
in probably thirty seconds,
819
00:40:22.425 --> 00:40:23.945
maybe a minute or two.
820
00:40:24.740 --> 00:40:27.220
Whereas whereas a two inch line,
821
00:40:27.859 --> 00:40:32.020
you're trying to force, you know, a thousand gallons, it it it
822
00:40:32.420 --> 00:40:35.940
takes a little bit longer. It's, you know, it still comes out at like
823
00:40:36.655 --> 00:40:39.535
300, 400 pounds of, you know, pressure,
824
00:40:40.175 --> 00:40:44.415
but it, you know, takes a little bit longer to drain a thousand gallons.
825
00:40:45.695 --> 00:40:46.415
Okay. Yeah.
826
00:40:47.135 --> 00:40:51.935
It says it's spec for a two inch duct at 77%
827
00:40:51.935 --> 00:40:52.255
fill.
828
00:40:53.270 --> 00:40:56.070
So the cable alone is roughly,
829
00:40:56.710 --> 00:40:57.670
give or take,
830
00:40:58.630 --> 00:41:00.070
inch and three quarters,
831
00:41:00.390 --> 00:41:02.630
and then they split off from there.
832
00:41:03.190 --> 00:41:03.750
It gets
833
00:41:04.710 --> 00:41:09.685
brought down into four count, 12 count, 28 count, 140 count,
834
00:41:10.165 --> 00:41:13.445
two fifty eight count. I mean, they split it off everywhere.
835
00:41:15.525 --> 00:41:18.565
You know, and I'm warning Good God, that was We lost all signal.
836
00:41:19.059 --> 00:41:26.260
Okay. You did. We did. Yeah. Yeah. I did. You the whole damn yeah. We've been talking about you the whole damn time.
837
00:41:26.740 --> 00:41:28.820
So on one strand,
838
00:41:29.700 --> 00:41:32.339
how much information would be sent on one strand?
839
00:41:33.245 --> 00:41:34.525
You could put,
840
00:41:35.165 --> 00:41:36.845
on on one strand?
841
00:41:37.325 --> 00:41:38.445
On fiber?
842
00:41:38.925 --> 00:41:40.845
You could run a small town
843
00:41:41.245 --> 00:41:43.245
off of maybe three,
844
00:41:43.485 --> 00:41:44.045
so
845
00:41:44.525 --> 00:41:47.690
Oh, okay. You know? I mean, I mean, it it it
846
00:41:48.730 --> 00:41:50.090
doesn't take much.
847
00:41:51.130 --> 00:41:58.730
As long as nobody in you know, phones are always listening to everybody anyways, so as long as they don't interrupt my conversation and, you know, jump on that
848
00:41:59.744 --> 00:42:01.345
that beam of light,
849
00:42:02.145 --> 00:42:09.265
you know, I get interrupted. My ROP cables can send anywhere from hundreds of gigabits to tens of petabits.
850
00:42:10.224 --> 00:42:12.224
So yeah, it can run a small town.
851
00:42:12.819 --> 00:42:13.460
Yeah.
852
00:42:13.859 --> 00:42:16.660
One small town. What's a petabit?
853
00:42:16.819 --> 00:42:18.420
A petabit is
854
00:42:19.380 --> 00:42:20.500
Double of triple
855
00:42:20.900 --> 00:42:22.020
Is a thousand
856
00:42:23.059 --> 00:42:24.020
gigabits.
857
00:42:24.420 --> 00:42:24.819
Okay.
858
00:42:26.275 --> 00:42:27.795
What's 1,024
859
00:42:27.795 --> 00:42:28.675
gigabits
860
00:42:29.075 --> 00:42:30.435
terabits. Terabits.
861
00:42:30.435 --> 00:42:32.675
I mean, sorry, sorry. Brian-
862
00:42:32.835 --> 00:42:33.475
Yep.
863
00:42:33.795 --> 00:42:36.355
Dude does not know that nomenclature.
864
00:42:36.835 --> 00:42:38.435
Put it in the dude's terms.
865
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:41.440
Okay. So, yes. Okay.
866
00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:44.640
Got a thousand gigabytes is a terabyte.
867
00:42:44.799 --> 00:42:47.119
A thousand terabytes is what?
868
00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:50.320
Thousand terabytes is a petabyte.
869
00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:51.920
Yeah. A petabyte. That's right.
870
00:42:52.605 --> 00:42:54.845
Okay, so what's a thousand petabyte?
871
00:42:55.085 --> 00:42:56.045
Don't know.
872
00:42:56.365 --> 00:42:57.085
I forget,
873
00:42:57.965 --> 00:43:00.605
but somewhere down the way in there, there's a Yodabyte.
874
00:43:01.325 --> 00:43:02.845
Hang on, let me look it up.
875
00:43:03.085 --> 00:43:04.125
Yeah. Well, that's cool.
876
00:43:05.160 --> 00:43:06.760
Because you got a millionaire,
877
00:43:06.839 --> 00:43:07.880
a billionaire,
878
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:09.160
a trillionaire.
879
00:43:09.240 --> 00:43:11.560
What comes after a trillionaire?
880
00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:13.080
That's
881
00:43:13.720 --> 00:43:14.760
a quadrillion,
882
00:43:15.240 --> 00:43:16.440
and then after that, no idea.
883
00:43:17.095 --> 00:43:18.775
Oh. Quadrillionaire?
884
00:43:18.855 --> 00:43:19.415
Yeah.
885
00:43:19.895 --> 00:43:20.935
One thousand
886
00:43:21.175 --> 00:43:23.655
one thousand twenty four petabytes
887
00:43:23.655 --> 00:43:25.415
is one exabyte.
888
00:43:25.735 --> 00:43:26.535
Exabyte.
889
00:43:26.535 --> 00:43:29.815
Okay. Yeah. Which is 1,000,000 terabytes
890
00:43:30.330 --> 00:43:33.210
or 10 gigabytes to the ninth power.
891
00:43:33.850 --> 00:43:36.330
In other words, what's the 1,000,000,000
892
00:43:36.330 --> 00:43:38.010
high It's big. Photos.
893
00:43:38.650 --> 00:43:40.490
I'm thinking I'm thinking the
894
00:43:40.970 --> 00:43:41.850
the the
895
00:43:42.725 --> 00:43:44.165
Library of Congress,
896
00:43:45.045 --> 00:43:46.725
if I'm thinking right, it is
897
00:43:47.285 --> 00:43:51.045
all everything in it could be put on to, I think,
898
00:43:51.765 --> 00:43:54.085
one petabyte, maybe two two petabytes.
899
00:43:54.660 --> 00:43:55.380
Right.
900
00:43:56.260 --> 00:43:58.580
That's a lot. And it says one
901
00:44:00.260 --> 00:44:01.300
exabyte
902
00:44:01.940 --> 00:44:03.300
can hold
903
00:44:03.780 --> 00:44:05.460
eighty three thousand
904
00:44:05.540 --> 00:44:06.020
years
905
00:44:06.755 --> 00:44:07.955
of HD
906
00:44:07.955 --> 00:44:08.995
video.
907
00:44:11.315 --> 00:44:13.875
You know that's why need all data
908
00:44:14.355 --> 00:44:15.075
centers.
909
00:44:15.475 --> 00:44:16.195
Exactly.
910
00:44:17.075 --> 00:44:18.195
What was that, dude?
911
00:44:18.930 --> 00:44:21.570
That's why they need all these data centers.
912
00:44:21.890 --> 00:44:22.610
Yeah,
913
00:44:24.609 --> 00:44:27.090
because we use a lot of gigabytes,
914
00:44:27.570 --> 00:44:33.089
and it turns into terabytes and then petabytes and then exabytes and all I don't use shit.
915
00:44:33.965 --> 00:44:34.605
I
916
00:44:34.845 --> 00:44:36.605
don't hardly use shit.
917
00:44:37.005 --> 00:44:38.525
Well, know you don't.
918
00:44:39.005 --> 00:44:39.965
You use- You
919
00:44:40.685 --> 00:44:41.885
probably use about
920
00:44:42.685 --> 00:44:44.685
500 times of what I use.
921
00:44:45.165 --> 00:44:47.245
Oh, I know I do, because
922
00:44:47.930 --> 00:44:52.330
I can see my usage every month or every day, even if I want.
923
00:44:52.650 --> 00:44:54.010
Yeah, I'm
924
00:44:54.010 --> 00:44:57.450
up there about three fifty to 500 gigs a month
925
00:44:58.170 --> 00:44:58.890
of usage.
926
00:45:00.105 --> 00:45:03.385
Or powered to you, they're Yoda.
927
00:45:03.705 --> 00:45:04.585
Yeah,
928
00:45:06.505 --> 00:45:08.825
I can use quite a bit at times.
929
00:45:10.825 --> 00:45:11.945
I'm sure you can.
930
00:45:13.130 --> 00:45:15.050
Can't fathom on what?
931
00:45:15.610 --> 00:45:19.450
All kinds of stuff, name it. Oh, yeah. There's all sorts of stuff you can download
932
00:45:20.090 --> 00:45:21.210
and upload.
933
00:45:21.770 --> 00:45:23.610
I you know, well,
934
00:45:24.090 --> 00:45:27.210
yeah, I've been I've been freaking downloading all my shit again,
935
00:45:27.815 --> 00:45:28.455
but
936
00:45:29.095 --> 00:45:31.015
yeah, just surfing
937
00:45:31.015 --> 00:45:32.695
the internet, oh my God.
938
00:45:33.095 --> 00:45:37.495
I go down more rabbit holes in a day than we do on Monday nights,
939
00:45:38.055 --> 00:45:39.495
we still go down
940
00:45:39.815 --> 00:45:41.975
an assload of rabbit holes on our show.
941
00:45:42.560 --> 00:45:47.120
Oh, yeah. And then I keep doing it. I don't ever stop.
942
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:49.680
I still haven't found the bottom.
943
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:51.680
Well, his name's Fred,
944
00:45:52.240 --> 00:45:55.695
and he don't know what the fuck is going on either. Okay. Well,
945
00:45:56.335 --> 00:46:00.255
I will be sure to verify that when I do find Fred.
946
00:46:00.654 --> 00:46:01.535
Yes. Just
947
00:46:01.934 --> 00:46:08.974
ask him. He don't know what the fuck is he. He's just as lost as the rest of us, and he's at the bottom of that hole.
948
00:46:09.375 --> 00:46:09.775
Right.
949
00:46:10.839 --> 00:46:15.320
Probably wondering when the fuck am I gonna get out of this damn hole? It's awfully damn dark down here.
950
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:16.920
Who knows?
951
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:18.520
I remember one
952
00:46:18.760 --> 00:46:23.320
time, this was back oh, shit. Early nineties, the internet was brand new.
953
00:46:23.640 --> 00:46:25.240
And I mean, wild as hell.
954
00:46:25.885 --> 00:46:27.085
I mean, it
955
00:46:28.285 --> 00:46:30.605
wasn't really safe to be on the internet
956
00:46:31.245 --> 00:46:33.085
when it came open
957
00:46:33.325 --> 00:46:34.445
because I mean,
958
00:46:35.005 --> 00:46:36.205
there were scams,
959
00:46:36.765 --> 00:46:39.565
there was hackers, it was just it was crazy.
960
00:46:40.350 --> 00:46:40.990
And
961
00:46:41.950 --> 00:46:47.310
there's this one guy who told me he had a computer and I mean, well, it was
962
00:46:48.030 --> 00:46:49.950
a good one at the time, but
963
00:46:50.510 --> 00:46:51.710
compared to
964
00:46:52.765 --> 00:46:55.005
say it, today's standards, oh hell no.
965
00:46:55.405 --> 00:46:55.965
And
966
00:46:56.445 --> 00:47:01.245
he told me, he freaking looked at me and he's like, I'm gonna download the whole internet.
967
00:47:01.725 --> 00:47:07.580
I said, you ain't gonna fit it on there, dude. Yeah, I am. You go for it, cupcake.
968
00:47:08.140 --> 00:47:11.580
And that was when YouTube wasn't even thought of yet.
969
00:47:11.900 --> 00:47:12.619
Right.
970
00:47:13.740 --> 00:47:17.579
They were like, I'm gonna download the internet. You go for it there, cupcake.
971
00:47:19.545 --> 00:47:20.665
How many- And how many- how many-
972
00:47:31.809 --> 00:47:33.410
You know, how many
973
00:47:34.369 --> 00:47:35.890
storage units,
974
00:47:36.049 --> 00:47:38.130
talking about hard case
975
00:47:38.450 --> 00:47:39.490
computers,
976
00:47:39.970 --> 00:47:42.849
we ain't even getting into the fucking bones of the computers.
977
00:47:43.585 --> 00:47:45.425
You know, roughly how many
978
00:47:45.745 --> 00:47:46.625
units
979
00:47:47.185 --> 00:47:48.945
are in a data center?
980
00:47:49.985 --> 00:47:51.665
5,007
981
00:47:51.585 --> 00:47:51.985
No.
982
00:47:52.945 --> 00:47:53.905
More than that.
983
00:47:54.465 --> 00:47:56.480
Hang on. Let me look.
984
00:47:57.119 --> 00:47:59.760
And each one of those units holding,
985
00:48:00.640 --> 00:48:01.360
you know,
986
00:48:02.560 --> 00:48:03.680
however many
987
00:48:04.160 --> 00:48:05.120
terabytes.
988
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:07.200
They say small
989
00:48:08.145 --> 00:48:11.745
data centers house typically 500 to 5,000
990
00:48:11.745 --> 00:48:12.625
servers.
991
00:48:13.105 --> 00:48:14.945
The units are called servers.
992
00:48:16.785 --> 00:48:18.225
Cloud facilities
993
00:48:18.545 --> 00:48:19.665
generally
994
00:48:19.665 --> 00:48:22.225
contain 1,000 to 100,000
995
00:48:22.225 --> 00:48:23.105
plus
996
00:48:23.310 --> 00:48:24.190
servers.
997
00:48:24.830 --> 00:48:26.910
And then the hyperscale giants
998
00:48:27.630 --> 00:48:28.750
data centers,
999
00:48:29.150 --> 00:48:30.030
2.6
1000
00:48:30.030 --> 00:48:31.630
to 6,300,000
1001
00:48:31.630 --> 00:48:32.510
servers,
1002
00:48:33.070 --> 00:48:33.710
depending Those
1003
00:48:34.190 --> 00:48:35.070
are blade servers.
1004
00:48:36.174 --> 00:48:38.494
No. Either way, it's it's that's
1005
00:48:39.135 --> 00:48:40.175
that's
1006
00:48:40.734 --> 00:48:42.415
that's how many servers there are
1007
00:48:42.815 --> 00:48:44.655
in one data center,
1008
00:48:45.454 --> 00:48:46.734
depending on the size.
1009
00:48:48.990 --> 00:48:50.510
That's how many servers
1010
00:48:50.510 --> 00:48:51.870
that they run-in
1011
00:48:51.870 --> 00:48:52.910
those buildings.
1012
00:48:53.390 --> 00:48:54.510
Which is a few.
1013
00:48:54.750 --> 00:48:55.470
Yeah.
1014
00:48:56.030 --> 00:48:57.310
That's a couple.
1015
00:48:57.630 --> 00:49:00.350
Yeah. And the blade has to be as wide as
1016
00:49:01.115 --> 00:49:02.075
the
1017
00:49:02.315 --> 00:49:03.755
cable connector.
1018
00:49:05.434 --> 00:49:06.315
Blade is-
1019
00:49:07.915 --> 00:49:10.075
you remember the old style desktop
1020
00:49:10.075 --> 00:49:14.234
computers that were where the monitor sat on top of the computer itself?
1021
00:49:14.940 --> 00:49:15.820
Uh-huh.
1022
00:49:16.060 --> 00:49:20.140
Okay. They're about that wide and probably three quarters of that.
1023
00:49:21.020 --> 00:49:21.740
What?
1024
00:49:22.220 --> 00:49:23.180
He said
1025
00:49:23.420 --> 00:49:24.940
they're about that wide
1026
00:49:25.339 --> 00:49:26.700
and about three quarters.
1027
00:49:27.365 --> 00:49:28.244
As tall.
1028
00:49:28.565 --> 00:49:30.085
As tall of
1029
00:49:30.405 --> 00:49:35.125
go ahead, Brian. You cut out there for a minute. Oh, okay. So that's why the
1030
00:49:36.964 --> 00:49:37.445
basically
1031
00:49:38.964 --> 00:49:39.445
basically,
1032
00:49:39.924 --> 00:49:41.525
same time as a desktop.
1033
00:49:42.359 --> 00:49:43.560
Shine again.
1034
00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:47.240
Yes. Yeah. The server the the blade servers
1035
00:49:47.480 --> 00:49:49.000
are probably about,
1036
00:49:49.319 --> 00:49:51.400
I'd say maybe a foot
1037
00:49:51.720 --> 00:49:52.440
foot
1038
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:54.680
to to maybe
1039
00:49:54.680 --> 00:49:57.045
15 inches long wide,
1040
00:49:57.605 --> 00:49:58.325
and then
1041
00:49:59.045 --> 00:50:00.565
probably a good, maybe
1042
00:50:01.925 --> 00:50:03.605
four inches thick, maybe.
1043
00:50:04.244 --> 00:50:08.165
And they go back, you know, they go back probably a good two feet,
1044
00:50:08.930 --> 00:50:12.130
and they may have even been able to shrink them up even more now.
1045
00:50:13.010 --> 00:50:14.930
You'll stack them up and they'll be
1046
00:50:15.330 --> 00:50:17.970
maybe a quarter inch between each server
1047
00:50:17.970 --> 00:50:20.690
and they'll go from the bottom of the rack all the way to the top.
1048
00:50:21.265 --> 00:50:22.545
Yeah. When I'm thinking
1049
00:50:22.865 --> 00:50:23.985
a Blade
1050
00:50:24.545 --> 00:50:27.985
server, I'm thinking, like, the width of a laptop.
1051
00:50:30.065 --> 00:50:35.905
I know that the the old Macintosh Pro, the Mac Pros that they came out with here,
1052
00:50:36.980 --> 00:50:39.860
Hey, Brian, hang on. Yeah. Hang on. I've
1053
00:50:40.339 --> 00:50:40.900
measurements got
1054
00:50:42.099 --> 00:50:44.660
of a server. There you go. Okay.
1055
00:50:44.980 --> 00:50:46.020
The width
1056
00:50:46.260 --> 00:50:46.980
is
1057
00:50:47.300 --> 00:50:48.339
standardized
1058
00:50:48.625 --> 00:50:50.145
at 19 inches,
1059
00:50:50.785 --> 00:50:55.825
so about a little bit bigger than the width of a 17 inches laptop.
1060
00:50:56.225 --> 00:50:57.185
The depth
1061
00:50:57.425 --> 00:50:59.185
varies between typically
1062
00:50:59.185 --> 00:51:01.025
24 to 30 inches
1063
00:51:01.210 --> 00:51:07.050
for a standard server and up to 42 to 48 inches for deep storage
1064
00:51:07.130 --> 00:51:09.130
or high density systems.
1065
00:51:09.850 --> 00:51:10.490
So
1066
00:51:11.450 --> 00:51:12.650
yeah, they're not
1067
00:51:12.970 --> 00:51:14.330
very and the height,
1068
00:51:14.815 --> 00:51:15.935
the thickness,
1069
00:51:16.495 --> 00:51:20.015
the most common one for general purpose is
1070
00:51:20.255 --> 00:51:21.135
3.5
1071
00:51:21.135 --> 00:51:21.855
inches,
1072
00:51:22.575 --> 00:51:26.735
and the high performance GPU servers are seven inches tall,
1073
00:51:27.530 --> 00:51:31.530
and E Track holds like 80 of them, 80 to a 100.
1074
00:51:32.250 --> 00:51:34.010
Out motherfucking
1075
00:51:34.010 --> 00:51:35.050
standing.
1076
00:51:36.170 --> 00:51:37.050
My god.
1077
00:51:38.330 --> 00:51:38.970
That's
1078
00:51:39.369 --> 00:51:40.410
As long as long as
1079
00:51:41.210 --> 00:51:44.935
my fucking phone works, that's all that fucking matters.
1080
00:51:45.815 --> 00:51:47.015
Anybody else?
1081
00:51:47.494 --> 00:51:48.775
Don't give a fuck.
1082
00:51:49.095 --> 00:51:51.815
As long as a dude can get on Facebook
1083
00:51:52.055 --> 00:51:53.495
and send memes,
1084
00:51:53.815 --> 00:51:57.610
he's happy. He don't give two shits about anything else.
1085
00:51:57.850 --> 00:51:58.810
That's right.
1086
00:51:59.210 --> 00:52:02.170
Facebook and memes, that's that's all he wants.
1087
00:52:02.970 --> 00:52:03.690
Yeah.
1088
00:52:05.050 --> 00:52:06.010
Pretty much.
1089
00:52:06.730 --> 00:52:07.930
Oh, and maybe YouTube.
1090
00:52:08.904 --> 00:52:10.665
Oh yeah, I got a
1091
00:52:11.464 --> 00:52:12.185
large
1092
00:52:13.944 --> 00:52:14.825
music.
1093
00:52:15.545 --> 00:52:17.065
I can't say large.
1094
00:52:17.545 --> 00:52:19.305
It's only about 500
1095
00:52:19.385 --> 00:52:20.905
videos or songs.
1096
00:52:21.385 --> 00:52:22.424
Oh yeah, and there is.
1097
00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:25.480
That's not I That's not I know.
1098
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:29.400
I know. I know. It fits on my phone.
1099
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:33.720
My phone fits on my dash of my Jeep,
1100
00:52:34.680 --> 00:52:35.400
and I
1101
00:52:35.785 --> 00:52:38.345
plug a little cable into the ass of it,
1102
00:52:38.665 --> 00:52:43.625
then plug a little cable into that hole in the radio, and I get to hear the music.
1103
00:52:44.105 --> 00:52:46.585
I got enough songs to get me from here
1104
00:52:46.985 --> 00:52:49.065
to fucking Pascagoula,
1105
00:52:49.145 --> 00:52:49.785
Mississippi.
1106
00:52:51.260 --> 00:52:54.460
And let's see. Let me figure this this up.
1107
00:52:55.340 --> 00:52:58.220
So and you've only gone through about
1108
00:52:58.619 --> 00:52:59.980
a 160
1109
00:52:59.980 --> 00:53:02.380
songs on one one straight run
1110
00:53:02.765 --> 00:53:03.565
because
1111
00:53:03.645 --> 00:53:05.725
you're about ten hours from me.
1112
00:53:06.125 --> 00:53:07.805
So about a 160
1113
00:53:07.805 --> 00:53:08.525
songs.
1114
00:53:09.325 --> 00:53:12.765
So you so you still got three quarters of your playlist
1115
00:53:13.085 --> 00:53:14.205
left to go back on?
1116
00:53:15.339 --> 00:53:15.980
Yes,
1117
00:53:16.460 --> 00:53:17.340
pretty much.
1118
00:53:17.660 --> 00:53:18.700
Pretty much.
1119
00:53:19.500 --> 00:53:20.220
And
1120
00:53:21.339 --> 00:53:23.580
as far as my tablet is concerned,
1121
00:53:24.060 --> 00:53:26.540
if it gets me GPS from my house
1122
00:53:27.115 --> 00:53:28.235
to Pascagoula,
1123
00:53:28.235 --> 00:53:29.035
Mississippi,
1124
00:53:29.435 --> 00:53:30.555
I'm fucking good.
1125
00:53:31.115 --> 00:53:33.355
Just use I just use my phone.
1126
00:53:33.835 --> 00:53:36.635
Yeah. Well, see, I'm using my phone for music,
1127
00:53:37.595 --> 00:53:38.315
and I can't do
1128
00:53:39.210 --> 00:53:41.690
both at the same time on my phone.
1129
00:53:42.250 --> 00:53:43.290
Yes. You can.
1130
00:53:43.690 --> 00:53:45.290
Not when it comes to
1131
00:53:46.730 --> 00:53:48.090
YouTube,
1132
00:53:49.050 --> 00:53:51.050
because I'm not fucking paying
1133
00:53:51.395 --> 00:53:52.595
for YouTube
1134
00:53:52.755 --> 00:53:55.475
to have just the screen
1135
00:53:55.954 --> 00:53:56.995
not showing.
1136
00:53:57.155 --> 00:53:59.475
If my screen isn't showing on my phone,
1137
00:54:00.035 --> 00:54:02.195
my music for YouTube stops.
1138
00:54:02.755 --> 00:54:08.480
Well, if you'd pay for that, you could run maps at the same time. Or actually You're right.
1139
00:54:08.720 --> 00:54:09.440
You're
1140
00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:11.360
absolutely correct.
1141
00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:14.160
Wait. There's a bypass. There's a bypass.
1142
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:16.080
Get Android Auto
1143
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:17.040
on your phone.
1144
00:54:18.055 --> 00:54:19.735
It'll keep everything open.
1145
00:54:20.215 --> 00:54:21.015
Okay.
1146
00:54:21.015 --> 00:54:21.655
Yeah.
1147
00:54:22.055 --> 00:54:23.175
And it's free.
1148
00:54:23.815 --> 00:54:28.215
Android Auto is good. I can afford that. I can afford free.
1149
00:54:29.015 --> 00:54:30.615
That that I'm good with.
1150
00:54:31.190 --> 00:54:32.870
Free 99 is
1151
00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:36.950
good enough for me. That's right. Absolutely.
1152
00:54:37.110 --> 00:54:38.550
All day, every day.
1153
00:54:39.030 --> 00:54:43.270
But yeah, you can run with Android Auto downloaded on your tablet
1154
00:54:43.670 --> 00:54:50.225
and you can run YouTube and and and everything through Android Auto.
1155
00:54:50.945 --> 00:54:51.665
Okay.
1156
00:54:52.225 --> 00:54:52.865
So
1157
00:54:53.665 --> 00:54:54.225
yeah.
1158
00:54:54.465 --> 00:54:55.505
Yeah. Good.
1159
00:54:55.905 --> 00:54:58.225
There we go. I'm sure you'll
1160
00:54:58.680 --> 00:55:00.119
I just need to know where
1161
00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:03.720
I'll get with you when I get there
1162
00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:04.840
about
1163
00:55:05.160 --> 00:55:07.240
how to fucking find my goddamn
1164
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:08.280
voicemail.
1165
00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:09.960
Oh, it's easy.
1166
00:55:10.855 --> 00:55:12.135
I know it is
1167
00:55:13.015 --> 00:55:13.975
for,
1168
00:55:14.215 --> 00:55:15.815
yo, you folk.
1169
00:55:16.535 --> 00:55:18.935
I'm not I'm not a you folk.
1170
00:55:22.869 --> 00:55:24.710
I guess- Not a you folk type person,
1171
00:55:25.430 --> 00:55:26.230
Yeah.
1172
00:55:29.109 --> 00:55:30.230
Got you, dude.
1173
00:55:31.430 --> 00:55:32.870
Hook a brother up.
1174
00:55:33.109 --> 00:55:34.630
Do you hook a brother up?
1175
00:55:35.030 --> 00:55:37.590
Yeah, what? A brother wouldn't be happy you hook a brother up.
1176
00:55:38.214 --> 00:55:39.415
My God, I
1177
00:55:39.974 --> 00:55:48.295
got it. I got it. Hey, guess what? I just made some oh my God. I made something that just I mean, it's the simplest thing in the world,
1178
00:55:49.175 --> 00:55:51.494
but oh my God, the taste of it,
1179
00:55:52.510 --> 00:55:53.630
it's awesome.
1180
00:55:54.990 --> 00:55:58.110
Dang it, tomorrow's Tuesday. I've got to go to the store.
1181
00:55:58.430 --> 00:55:59.150
Anyway,
1182
00:55:59.390 --> 00:56:01.870
sorry I squirreled for just a half second.
1183
00:56:02.670 --> 00:56:04.350
I made rice the other night.
1184
00:56:05.135 --> 00:56:05.615
What'd Oh, you
1185
00:56:06.175 --> 00:56:10.495
Go ahead, no. Don't want you to lose your thought. You made rice. And I
1186
00:56:11.375 --> 00:56:15.855
had a hunk of ham I had been slicing off and cooking up, having
1187
00:56:16.015 --> 00:56:17.775
ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches
1188
00:56:18.200 --> 00:56:19.160
and everything.
1189
00:56:19.320 --> 00:56:23.160
And that, I mean, that was good too. Okay. Do not get me wrong, that was good too.
1190
00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:24.040
But
1191
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:27.480
I just had, oh, I don't know, about a pound of it left.
1192
00:56:28.040 --> 00:56:28.840
And so
1193
00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:31.240
I freaking cut it up
1194
00:56:31.615 --> 00:56:32.255
and
1195
00:56:33.135 --> 00:56:34.735
steamed it with the rice
1196
00:56:34.895 --> 00:56:35.535
as
1197
00:56:35.695 --> 00:56:36.655
it was cooking
1198
00:56:36.895 --> 00:56:37.535
and
1199
00:56:37.935 --> 00:56:44.895
threw it all together and then put cheese on top of it. My God. And then put the lid on, make sure the cheese melted.
1200
00:56:44.975 --> 00:56:45.935
Oh my God.
1201
00:56:46.569 --> 00:56:47.450
Man,
1202
00:56:48.010 --> 00:56:50.730
I'm telling you. Oh, then there's a
1203
00:56:52.890 --> 00:56:58.089
And there's a bin. Go ahead. And and I I could only eat one bowl.
1204
00:56:58.825 --> 00:57:01.305
Normally I eat two bowls, you know?
1205
00:57:01.625 --> 00:57:02.905
No, I can't.
1206
00:57:03.145 --> 00:57:04.985
One bowl and all
1207
00:57:04.985 --> 00:57:08.745
I did was put pepper on it. That's all I need is pepper.
1208
00:57:09.305 --> 00:57:10.585
Man, this shit's good.
1209
00:57:11.260 --> 00:57:13.740
And it was good again today when I ate it.
1210
00:57:14.220 --> 00:57:16.460
There's just something in that ham that just
1211
00:57:17.020 --> 00:57:22.860
set everything off, man. That's it. Touches the soul, does it? Oh, it does. Oh man.
1212
00:57:23.100 --> 00:57:26.860
Because I, well, I made six cups of rice
1213
00:57:27.234 --> 00:57:28.035
and then
1214
00:57:28.355 --> 00:57:30.355
put it in a big old bowl I got
1215
00:57:30.595 --> 00:57:33.635
and then mix the ham in there with it and then
1216
00:57:34.275 --> 00:57:36.355
use shredded cheese just
1217
00:57:36.835 --> 00:57:38.675
because I had a couple bags of it and
1218
00:57:39.660 --> 00:57:43.340
filled it with shredded cheese and I put the lid on it, let it all melt
1219
00:57:43.420 --> 00:57:45.740
and dug it out. Oh my God.
1220
00:57:46.140 --> 00:57:48.460
All that shit. I'm
1221
00:57:48.460 --> 00:57:50.859
telling you, quick, simple, easy to make.
1222
00:57:51.995 --> 00:57:52.715
Easy.
1223
00:57:53.355 --> 00:57:53.995
And
1224
00:57:54.155 --> 00:57:55.595
it lasts for days.
1225
00:57:56.315 --> 00:58:00.955
Yeah, it's kind of like beans and rice. You can have beans and rice one day, and next day you can have rice and beans.
1226
00:58:01.515 --> 00:58:02.875
Just almost as good.
1227
00:58:03.275 --> 00:58:03.995
Exactly.
1228
00:58:05.250 --> 00:58:07.250
You know, I could do that.
1229
00:58:07.730 --> 00:58:09.970
Make beans and rice and well,
1230
00:58:10.130 --> 00:58:10.930
I've got
1231
00:58:11.970 --> 00:58:16.450
I looked in the freezer, I got like three and a half, four pounds of bacon.
1232
00:58:17.445 --> 00:58:21.765
There you go. And so, I mean, I could take a pound, fry it up,
1233
00:58:22.325 --> 00:58:26.085
and then cut that up and then throw it in with the rice and beans.
1234
00:58:26.485 --> 00:58:32.245
Right. Oh my God. And and you see, that's the thing. I I need to buy I need to buy a display
1235
00:58:32.820 --> 00:58:34.100
for my smoker.
1236
00:58:34.660 --> 00:58:36.900
It'll cost me like $52
1237
00:58:37.780 --> 00:58:39.300
I just don't know something allowed.
1238
00:58:39.700 --> 00:58:41.540
Yeah, it's-
1239
00:58:41.540 --> 00:58:42.980
He's an electric smoker.
1240
00:58:43.220 --> 00:58:43.460
Yeah.
1241
00:58:45.234 --> 00:58:49.315
Yeah, because at first I thought the same thing. Was going like, like a trophy display?
1242
00:58:49.875 --> 00:58:52.035
Why do you need to display your smoker right?
1243
00:58:53.075 --> 00:58:56.595
Wrong display, wrong display. Yeah, no, it's mine.
1244
00:58:56.915 --> 00:58:59.474
The one I have on there, I bought
1245
00:59:00.060 --> 00:59:02.380
back when I was up north in Missouri,
1246
00:59:02.860 --> 00:59:05.180
and I mean, since the smoker
1247
00:59:05.260 --> 00:59:06.860
sat outside up there,
1248
00:59:10.220 --> 00:59:12.940
I think I used it last year once or twice,
1249
00:59:13.635 --> 00:59:18.115
and I fought the display to get because I couldn't see the temperature hardly anything.
1250
00:59:18.755 --> 00:59:24.195
Right. So I've got to get another display and plug it in so it'll work and I can
1251
00:59:24.675 --> 00:59:29.970
get it, you know, start smoking again. But yeah, I was thinking, shit, I could
1252
00:59:30.450 --> 00:59:31.890
have smoked that ham,
1253
00:59:32.210 --> 00:59:34.850
smoked it real good for about three or four hours
1254
00:59:35.089 --> 00:59:36.369
and then sliced and it
1255
00:59:37.410 --> 00:59:39.490
steamed it with the rice. Oh my God,
1256
00:59:39.995 --> 00:59:42.395
That would be another heavenly delight.
1257
00:59:43.355 --> 00:59:44.315
Agreed.
1258
00:59:44.795 --> 00:59:46.395
I'm
1259
00:59:46.395 --> 00:59:47.675
telling you, man, I
1260
00:59:48.795 --> 00:59:49.755
experiment.
1261
00:59:50.315 --> 00:59:59.290
You know? It's like I find something or I just something pops into my head and I'm like, fuck, I'll try it. I don't care. I'm going to eat it anyway.
1262
00:59:59.690 --> 01:00:01.770
You know? It's not like I'm gonna throw it out.
1263
01:00:02.170 --> 01:00:03.130
So Right.
1264
01:00:03.369 --> 01:00:08.725
You know, I I will eat it. I might or might not like it. But so far I haven't found anything
1265
01:00:09.125 --> 01:00:11.045
that I don't like that I cook.
1266
01:00:11.845 --> 01:00:14.725
I've been trying, but I haven't.
1267
01:00:15.205 --> 01:00:18.405
Well, if I got about 200 Runzas,
1268
01:00:19.200 --> 01:00:20.960
that would last me about,
1269
01:00:21.040 --> 01:00:22.240
let's see, two
1270
01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:23.440
Three days.
1271
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:25.120
Yeah.
1272
01:00:25.760 --> 01:00:26.720
Maybe three.
1273
01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:28.640
Maybe Let's get down to three.
1274
01:00:29.520 --> 01:00:32.160
Yeah, that might last me about a month and a half.
1275
01:00:33.195 --> 01:00:34.395
Yeah. And in between
1276
01:00:34.635 --> 01:00:35.755
and in what?
1277
01:00:36.235 --> 01:00:38.475
Go ahead. And in between,
1278
01:00:39.275 --> 01:00:43.915
you know, if I could fry in fried green tomato or green tomatoes, man
1279
01:00:44.715 --> 01:00:45.435
Right.
1280
01:00:45.755 --> 01:00:46.715
I would be good.
1281
01:00:47.470 --> 01:00:48.910
Those two things,
1282
01:00:49.950 --> 01:00:50.910
I'd be good.
1283
01:00:51.310 --> 01:00:52.030
You
1284
01:00:52.110 --> 01:00:54.510
would get tired of runs after a while.
1285
01:00:55.230 --> 01:00:55.950
Possibly.
1286
01:00:59.550 --> 01:01:00.270
Probably not,
1287
01:01:01.355 --> 01:01:05.035
Probably not, because the last time I was up in Nebraska
1288
01:01:05.755 --> 01:01:06.635
for a
1289
01:01:07.115 --> 01:01:08.395
length of time
1290
01:01:09.035 --> 01:01:12.795
was when my mom passed away, and I was up there for,
1291
01:01:14.109 --> 01:01:16.110
well, all of that, you know,
1292
01:01:16.830 --> 01:01:18.030
seeing her in
1293
01:01:18.990 --> 01:01:22.350
oh, what the hell is that place where she was at?
1294
01:01:22.670 --> 01:01:23.630
Basically,
1295
01:01:23.630 --> 01:01:26.109
when your body starts to shut down, you go to
1296
01:01:26.510 --> 01:01:28.510
can't remember her name. Or palliative care?
1297
01:01:28.935 --> 01:01:29.735
Hospice.
1298
01:01:29.735 --> 01:01:32.775
There you go. Okay. She was on hospice for about,
1299
01:01:34.295 --> 01:01:34.935
oh,
1300
01:01:36.215 --> 01:01:37.975
eight, nine days.
1301
01:01:38.295 --> 01:01:39.575
Passed
1302
01:01:39.575 --> 01:01:41.095
away, then we did the funeral,
1303
01:01:41.760 --> 01:01:44.800
and then I have to do, you know, the estate.
1304
01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:46.640
So I was up there for about a month.
1305
01:01:47.200 --> 01:01:49.440
In that month, I probably had about
1306
01:01:50.560 --> 01:01:51.840
70 Runza's.
1307
01:01:52.160 --> 01:01:53.120
Holy cow.
1308
01:01:53.775 --> 01:01:56.494
Well, they actually have like a Runza store too.
1309
01:01:57.375 --> 01:02:02.575
Every time I make make beer oxes, which are just another name for for a Runza,
1310
01:02:02.815 --> 01:02:09.870
you know, there's no place around here that really you can go to some bakeries and they will have it. And if you go down to Texas,
1311
01:02:12.670 --> 01:02:15.710
Cefco from time to time will have what they call
1312
01:02:16.030 --> 01:02:17.150
bureauxes.
1313
01:02:18.110 --> 01:02:18.510
But
1314
01:02:19.150 --> 01:02:19.790
as a whole,
1315
01:02:23.595 --> 01:02:30.155
not like you're homemade because they make these little freaking little hockey puck size things. And it's like, come on, man. That's two bites. That ain't worth it.
1316
01:02:30.635 --> 01:02:31.435
Gotta have
1317
01:02:31.835 --> 01:02:33.195
the big ass freaking pillows.
1318
01:02:34.220 --> 01:02:38.060
Yeah. No. But the Runza Hut from my mom's house was, like,
1319
01:02:38.780 --> 01:02:40.220
not even a half mile.
1320
01:02:40.940 --> 01:02:44.220
Yeah. There was a TikTok gal that was talking about Runza Hut.
1321
01:02:44.619 --> 01:02:45.339
Oh, really?
1322
01:02:45.755 --> 01:02:46.475
Yeah.
1323
01:02:47.115 --> 01:02:49.755
Thought it was pretty cool that she was talking about it. I was like, yeah,
1324
01:02:50.235 --> 01:02:51.755
got a friend who who
1325
01:02:51.755 --> 01:02:52.795
relates with that.
1326
01:02:53.435 --> 01:02:54.075
Yeah.
1327
01:02:54.715 --> 01:02:58.075
And I think they're still only in Nebraska.
1328
01:02:58.075 --> 01:02:58.875
Nebraska.
1329
01:02:58.875 --> 01:02:59.115
Yeah.
1330
01:02:59.790 --> 01:03:02.590
I don't think they have ever ventured out of.
1331
01:03:04.590 --> 01:03:08.830
Man, but just think if I bought if I brought one down here to fucking
1332
01:03:09.150 --> 01:03:10.030
clean
1333
01:03:10.830 --> 01:03:19.095
You would have a bunch of people running around going, that's not a Roger, that's a bureaux. And then the other half of people go, that's not a freaking bureaux. That's a that's a clovershack
1334
01:03:19.255 --> 01:03:19.975
because
1335
01:03:20.615 --> 01:03:22.775
no one can agree on what to call them
1336
01:03:23.174 --> 01:03:24.615
because they would It's say
1337
01:03:25.174 --> 01:03:26.695
a mother it's a motherfucker.
1338
01:03:26.855 --> 01:03:27.494
Well,
1339
01:03:28.135 --> 01:03:29.655
and somebody would call it kolaches.
1340
01:03:30.410 --> 01:03:32.730
Yeah. No. A kolache is a sausage. Yeah.
1341
01:03:33.850 --> 01:03:37.850
Or ham or bacon or, you know, whatever.
1342
01:03:38.650 --> 01:03:39.930
Mostly sausage.
1343
01:03:40.730 --> 01:03:41.610
And it's like, no.
1344
01:03:42.585 --> 01:03:43.865
Don't do kolaches.
1345
01:03:44.105 --> 01:03:45.305
I like sausage.
1346
01:03:45.705 --> 01:03:46.665
I do too.
1347
01:03:47.145 --> 01:03:49.225
But what's better than sausage, though?
1348
01:03:50.265 --> 01:03:53.225
Sausage? More No. Depending on what type of sausage.
1349
01:03:53.545 --> 01:03:59.360
Actually, found someone who made some decent well, bacon. Yeah. Bacon's good on everything. But a
1350
01:04:00.560 --> 01:04:02.800
friend of mine actually went off and grilled
1351
01:04:05.520 --> 01:04:06.400
up some
1352
01:04:07.040 --> 01:04:07.840
boudin.
1353
01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:09.120
Oh, Actually,
1354
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:12.080
finally, you know what, for the longest time I hated boudin.
1355
01:04:12.815 --> 01:04:14.335
Couldn't stand it because
1356
01:04:14.894 --> 01:04:16.175
I bought it from
1357
01:04:17.934 --> 01:04:20.255
a meat market here over in Elk City.
1358
01:04:20.654 --> 01:04:23.214
Right. And I'd never heard boudin,
1359
01:04:23.214 --> 01:04:29.710
and I was like, Oh, well, this looks interesting. This is something different. I'm always up for trying different types of sausages. It was in a ring
1360
01:04:29.950 --> 01:04:31.550
style. And I was like, All right.
1361
01:04:32.110 --> 01:04:33.070
And man,
1362
01:04:33.710 --> 01:04:37.790
I didn't know you were supposed to have rice in a freaking boudin because this thing
1363
01:04:38.655 --> 01:04:40.095
was nothing more
1364
01:04:40.575 --> 01:04:42.175
than organ meats.
1365
01:04:42.895 --> 01:04:45.455
It tasted like organ meats. You get
1366
01:04:46.575 --> 01:04:49.215
the texture of the heart and the kidney
1367
01:04:50.829 --> 01:04:51.470
and the-
1368
01:04:52.030 --> 01:04:56.510
It wasn't made down south, I can tell you that. No, it wasn't made in
1369
01:04:56.990 --> 01:04:59.390
Louisiana. But the friend of mine, he made
1370
01:05:00.430 --> 01:05:03.310
it'd been three, four, five years since I'd had
1371
01:05:03.775 --> 01:05:07.855
tried that bidet and I was like, and every time, well, no, even longer than that, because
1372
01:05:08.175 --> 01:05:09.695
I'd had it before
1373
01:05:10.255 --> 01:05:11.615
I'd gone to,
1374
01:05:11.855 --> 01:05:14.735
ended up having to spend a month down in New Iberia
1375
01:05:14.895 --> 01:05:16.015
with Sandstone.
1376
01:05:16.970 --> 01:05:27.690
And so I was trying to, you know, because they had boudin everywhere and I was like, Oh God, no, I ain't about Everybody was talking about how great boudin was. And I was like, Yeah, I've tried boudin. I didn't like boudin.
1377
01:05:28.825 --> 01:05:31.785
Then- Banana, banana, get a rookie, ham me.
1378
01:05:34.185 --> 01:05:34.825
You
1379
01:05:35.305 --> 01:05:39.145
had that Yankee boudin in the Yankee I had Yankee boudin, yeah. It
1380
01:05:40.265 --> 01:05:43.305
didn't have any seasoning in it, didn't have any rice in it. But anyhow,
1381
01:05:43.900 --> 01:05:45.020
my friend, he
1382
01:05:45.340 --> 01:05:51.500
cooked some up and he gave me a couple of, said, Hey, try some of this. I was like, Oh, fine. And I bit into it and it was like,
1383
01:05:52.140 --> 01:05:52.860
Oh,
1384
01:05:54.140 --> 01:05:54.540
oh.
1385
01:05:55.595 --> 01:06:01.275
And I mean, I could tell, you know, there was little chunks of organ meats in there, but nowhere near
1386
01:06:01.595 --> 01:06:03.435
the nothing but
1387
01:06:04.154 --> 01:06:05.195
organ meat.
1388
01:06:05.674 --> 01:06:09.914
The only problem I had is it was a little soft because there may be a little too much rice.
1389
01:06:11.040 --> 01:06:13.840
Well, that's just how it's made, but you see,
1390
01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:17.200
you've never had shrimp boudin
1391
01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:18.560
or crawfish
1392
01:06:18.560 --> 01:06:19.520
boudin
1393
01:06:19.520 --> 01:06:20.240
or-
1394
01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:22.480
Well, do you make boudin out
1395
01:06:22.560 --> 01:06:24.000
of shrimp organ meats?
1396
01:06:24.785 --> 01:06:28.705
You put actual shrimp in it, dude. I know I'm being an asshole.
1397
01:06:28.705 --> 01:06:29.905
Yeah, you are.
1398
01:06:30.465 --> 01:06:44.630
You know how it's made. Come on now. Yeah. No. Once you said shrimp, was like, okay. Well, they put shrimp in it. Oh, yeah. They put all the rest of shit in there, but then they also put it. I mean, I can go to gas stations down here, some of the gas stations, and get shrimp. Yeah. Serve bananas.
1399
01:06:44.950 --> 01:06:46.550
Yeah. Shrimp bananas. It's
1400
01:06:46.550 --> 01:06:47.510
a long link.
1401
01:06:47.750 --> 01:06:59.445
It's it's it's a long foot and a half link. It ain't balls. It's a link, man. I can go to Dauphin Island. Yeah. Well, New Iberia, they had you go and you could they had basically, it's almost like the
1402
01:06:59.845 --> 01:07:02.565
canisters that they have the boiled peanuts in.
1403
01:07:03.430 --> 01:07:06.070
Yeah. Except they'd be full of a damn balls.
1404
01:07:06.390 --> 01:07:09.830
Right. Yeah. Those are good too. I've had those, you know, depending,
1405
01:07:10.310 --> 01:07:12.310
but yeah, down here, they
1406
01:07:13.030 --> 01:07:14.550
sell the links mostly.
1407
01:07:15.110 --> 01:07:19.415
All steamed up, hot, ready to go. You just grab greasy
1408
01:07:19.415 --> 01:07:20.295
as hell.
1409
01:07:20.535 --> 01:07:24.055
Oh my god. They are greasy as hell, but man, they're good.
1410
01:07:24.775 --> 01:07:25.655
Oh, yeah.
1411
01:07:27.175 --> 01:07:29.735
So I wanna try something new for this
1412
01:07:29.895 --> 01:07:30.135
week.
1413
01:07:31.420 --> 01:07:33.340
And this way it kinda entices
1414
01:07:33.340 --> 01:07:34.860
everybody to have an
1415
01:07:35.740 --> 01:07:36.380
opinion.
1416
01:07:37.180 --> 01:07:41.740
Are you familiar are y'all familiar with the am I an asshole subreddit?
1417
01:07:42.220 --> 01:07:42.540
No.
1418
01:07:43.065 --> 01:07:43.705
Okay.
1419
01:07:44.185 --> 01:07:46.425
Is a Fucking proof. This
1420
01:07:46.744 --> 01:07:47.945
is a subreddit
1421
01:07:48.105 --> 01:07:51.225
where people kind of tell a story where everybody
1422
01:07:51.785 --> 01:07:52.745
in the story
1423
01:07:53.545 --> 01:07:54.265
is
1424
01:07:54.425 --> 01:08:04.730
acting like the teller is the asshole. And they're basically just wondering, am I the asshole in this situation? You know, am I the asshole? Because I showed up at my
1425
01:08:05.130 --> 01:08:12.885
when I remember reading a while back, stuck in my head. Am I an asshole for showing up to my sister's wedding
1426
01:08:13.045 --> 01:08:14.565
in dress uniform?
1427
01:08:15.204 --> 01:08:16.965
Because that was, and
1428
01:08:18.085 --> 01:08:20.244
that's all it would be. And then you would go
1429
01:08:20.645 --> 01:08:25.190
into the story and it would talk about how the sister was like, no, I can't, whatever
1430
01:08:25.190 --> 01:08:27.829
you do, don't wear your uniform because this
1431
01:08:28.630 --> 01:08:31.189
is a day about me and I don't need it to be about you.
1432
01:08:31.510 --> 01:08:35.109
And so the guy is about to take off and they're actually
1433
01:08:35.670 --> 01:08:38.070
in maneuvers or
1434
01:08:37.725 --> 01:08:42.124
whatever. And so they have to, yet, as part of it, he is required to show up
1435
01:08:42.525 --> 01:08:43.485
representing
1436
01:08:43.565 --> 01:08:44.124
the
1437
01:08:44.605 --> 01:08:47.965
army, I think is what it was, or it might've been the Marines. Anyhow, was one of
1438
01:08:48.605 --> 01:08:49.965
the branches of service.
1439
01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:56.439
And so he was required to show up in his dress uniform and
1440
01:08:56.760 --> 01:09:01.239
everybody got all bent out of shape out of it. And he was like, Am I the asshole for showing
1441
01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:16.325
up on that? And, you know, and everybody gets to throw in their 2¢ and thinks, well, yeah, you were an asshole for that or no, you weren't an asshole. I tell my CEO to kiss off and you're like, yeah, dude, I could tell you ain't from the ain't been in the military, but, you know,
1442
01:09:17.040 --> 01:09:23.600
so I I have no clue as to where the fuck you're going. Okay. Well, let's do this one.
1443
01:09:24.320 --> 01:09:25.920
Am I the asshole
1444
01:09:26.320 --> 01:09:29.600
for not buying my son a suit to his dad's wedding?
1445
01:09:30.454 --> 01:09:31.494
Which sounds,
1446
01:09:32.215 --> 01:09:37.175
makes you kind of question, scratch your head. So anyhow, I have a child with my ex
1447
01:09:37.494 --> 01:09:39.175
who got married here recently.
1448
01:09:39.335 --> 01:09:51.219
About a month ago, my 13 year old male child asked me if he could wear the suit I bought him for my wedding, a blue suit with matching pants, to his dad's wedding because he's part of the entourage.
1449
01:09:51.380 --> 01:09:56.020
My reply, no problem, but you have to ask your dad if your suit would fit the color scheme of the wedding.
1450
01:09:56.675 --> 01:10:02.355
A month passed, there's no update. Until a week before the wedding, my son forwarded the wedding colors
1451
01:10:02.435 --> 01:10:07.315
beige, pink, and green. So I told him best not to wear his blue suit
1452
01:10:07.475 --> 01:10:16.000
as it wouldn't go with with colors. We ended up with a long sleeve, dark green polo, black slacks because that was the closest he had at home.
1453
01:10:16.400 --> 01:10:30.005
I even brought him a day early to his dad so they could buy an appropriate outfit as needed. He sent us photos of the wedding. I was devastated for my son because he looked like an afterthought at his own father's wedding.
1454
01:10:30.325 --> 01:10:36.805
Everybody's in the entourage wore suits and formal wear, even their dog had a vest and a bow tie. That was all in caps.
1455
01:10:37.470 --> 01:10:57.475
My son was the only member in the entourage wearing a different color who wasn't wearing formal attire. My son is 13. He's very close to his dad. Even though I have him the majority of the time, it wasn't a big deal for him, but it was a big deal for me. If this is how they treat him at the wedding, what happens when they have a child of their own?
1456
01:10:57.875 --> 01:10:58.355
I
1457
01:10:58.675 --> 01:10:59.395
talked to
1458
01:10:59.875 --> 01:11:04.355
my son about it and somehow he's blaming me because I didn't
1459
01:11:04.355 --> 01:11:06.809
buy him better clothes for the wedding or
1460
01:11:07.210 --> 01:11:10.809
brought him to his dad's way earlier so they could have
1461
01:11:11.290 --> 01:11:14.249
suit tailor made for him like the rest of the entourage.
1462
01:11:17.130 --> 01:11:40.059
The thing is nobody in his dad's family even thought to ask me about having him over for suit fittings or any of that sort. So I have full custody of him, but I do allow him to visit whenever they ask. This time, not a pee. Just sent the dress code and that was all. My family's saying it's his dad's fault for not thinking of his son while his dad's family
1463
01:11:42.300 --> 01:11:52.105
is saying I should have provided a better outfit for him. Since they sent me the dress code earlier, he's with he's with me the majority of the time. Clarification.
1464
01:11:52.425 --> 01:11:57.225
Wedding invite that was sent to me said, dress code semi formal
1465
01:11:57.305 --> 01:12:00.025
with color swatches of motif beige
1466
01:12:00.745 --> 01:12:08.860
with swatches of the motif beige, pink, dark green. My son wore dark green sleeve polo shirt, sleeve polo with slacks.
1467
01:12:08.860 --> 01:12:13.660
He fit in as a guest, but not as part of the entourage. He was supposed to be the ring bearer.
1468
01:12:14.140 --> 01:12:14.620
So
1469
01:12:15.355 --> 01:12:23.755
was the author, the lady in the asshole, or was it the father of the asshole? Or who was the asshole?
1470
01:12:24.315 --> 01:12:25.834
Every bit of the father.
1471
01:12:26.554 --> 01:12:26.875
Why?
1472
01:12:27.889 --> 01:12:28.689
Why?
1473
01:12:28.929 --> 01:12:30.050
Yeah. Why?
1474
01:12:30.530 --> 01:12:31.329
Well,
1475
01:12:31.730 --> 01:12:35.169
he knew that his son was gonna be the ring bearer.
1476
01:12:35.969 --> 01:12:41.090
K. And that, yes, he should have had the chance to go fitting
1477
01:12:41.485 --> 01:12:44.525
for a suit on his father's dime
1478
01:12:44.845 --> 01:12:46.765
because it was his wedding.
1479
01:12:47.645 --> 01:12:49.485
That's a bit of a dad's
1480
01:12:50.605 --> 01:12:51.405
fault.
1481
01:12:51.965 --> 01:12:52.285
Okay.
1482
01:12:54.060 --> 01:12:55.499
Rich, what do you have to say?
1483
01:12:55.980 --> 01:13:00.139
I wouldn't give two shits because I don't give a fuck what other people think.
1484
01:13:00.780 --> 01:13:03.179
Okay. But say you have a son
1485
01:13:03.580 --> 01:13:04.380
and
1486
01:13:04.619 --> 01:13:05.820
he was gonna be
1487
01:13:06.219 --> 01:13:08.300
being part of the wedding party.
1488
01:13:09.415 --> 01:13:10.055
Okay.
1489
01:13:10.455 --> 01:13:11.175
So
1490
01:13:11.255 --> 01:13:11.895
would
1491
01:13:12.215 --> 01:13:12.935
that be
1492
01:13:13.255 --> 01:13:18.775
something that he needs, you know, and say it was reversed where you had your son
1493
01:13:19.335 --> 01:13:20.135
and
1494
01:13:20.135 --> 01:13:21.175
mom
1495
01:13:21.070 --> 01:13:23.070
waited until like the month before
1496
01:13:23.550 --> 01:13:26.030
and just gave the gave you the colors.
1497
01:13:26.430 --> 01:13:35.230
What would and you show and you put put that on your son. Would you have put that on your son or would you have gotten a gotten a suit or or what would you have done?
1498
01:13:36.135 --> 01:13:39.574
Not a fucking thing because it's not my concern.
1499
01:13:40.215 --> 01:13:41.574
She's getting married.
1500
01:13:41.895 --> 01:13:43.735
It's not my concern.
1501
01:13:44.455 --> 01:13:54.190
Oh, so you'd purposely be the asshole then. You'd just have him show up in shorts and a Okay. T Okay. No. You see, that's the thing. I wouldn't see myself as an asshole
1502
01:13:54.430 --> 01:13:56.270
because of the simple fact
1503
01:13:56.510 --> 01:13:58.590
that I am not required
1504
01:13:58.990 --> 01:14:01.310
to buy my son clothes
1505
01:14:01.870 --> 01:14:02.590
for
1506
01:14:03.150 --> 01:14:04.270
someone else's wedding.
1507
01:14:05.015 --> 01:14:07.175
Would've told my son, Get a fucking job.
1508
01:14:07.415 --> 01:14:10.375
Figure out to make some money. Get your owner. Ask See, your
1509
01:14:12.535 --> 01:14:16.215
that's the thing. I don't give a shit. Wouldn't
1510
01:14:16.215 --> 01:14:19.415
put it on the internet to try and get someone else's
1511
01:14:19.770 --> 01:14:21.449
fucking opinion.
1512
01:14:22.730 --> 01:14:24.329
It's all hypothetical.
1513
01:14:24.889 --> 01:14:29.369
No, no, it's a subreddit. People actually know it's not hypothetical.
1514
01:14:30.329 --> 01:14:30.889
Okay.
1515
01:14:31.289 --> 01:14:32.090
That thing
1516
01:14:33.130 --> 01:14:36.614
that Brian read, a lady put that on there.
1517
01:14:37.095 --> 01:14:40.215
That's exactly what happened. Yeah, one of the users
1518
01:14:40.455 --> 01:14:41.175
of Reddit.
1519
01:14:41.495 --> 01:14:44.135
My god. She's asking strangers
1520
01:14:45.495 --> 01:14:54.370
on Reddit. Do they think she's being the asshole or was dad being the dad and his dad's side of the family being an asshole? Who gives two fucks? Absolutely.
1521
01:14:54.930 --> 01:14:58.130
Apparently all these people on this damn subreddit,
1522
01:14:58.530 --> 01:15:00.530
and they're stupid for doing it because
1523
01:15:01.805 --> 01:15:03.885
it's not their life. Okay.
1524
01:15:04.765 --> 01:15:05.485
So
1525
01:15:06.125 --> 01:15:07.645
I know nothing about
1526
01:15:07.885 --> 01:15:11.165
Reddit, sub Reddit. Well, it matter. Right.
1527
01:15:12.605 --> 01:15:14.605
Anything. And Reddit itself,
1528
01:15:15.380 --> 01:15:17.699
just look at it as it's Facebook
1529
01:15:18.020 --> 01:15:18.820
groups.
1530
01:15:20.420 --> 01:15:29.699
They've got a whole bunch of little subgroups in there. Alright? And that's what it's so Reddit would be the Facebook group and there's a whole bunch of little subgroups that are all the different topics.
1531
01:15:30.575 --> 01:15:31.614
And
1532
01:15:32.255 --> 01:15:35.935
some are nice and a whole lot of them can be mean.
1533
01:15:37.855 --> 01:15:40.094
Anything 90% of them are mean.
1534
01:15:40.415 --> 01:15:40.975
Yeah.
1535
01:15:41.375 --> 01:15:43.695
Anything goes wrong. They're from
1536
01:15:45.160 --> 01:15:46.760
the outsider's
1537
01:15:46.760 --> 01:15:47.719
perspective.
1538
01:15:48.520 --> 01:15:49.400
If you
1539
01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:51.239
Well, people. You know,
1540
01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:53.160
doesn't
1541
01:15:53.160 --> 01:15:53.800
matter.
1542
01:15:54.440 --> 01:15:55.960
Does not matter.
1543
01:15:56.360 --> 01:15:57.320
I
1544
01:15:57.905 --> 01:15:59.185
I myself,
1545
01:15:59.985 --> 01:16:00.785
why
1546
01:16:01.905 --> 01:16:03.265
I don't do
1547
01:16:04.145 --> 01:16:05.665
fucking TikTok.
1548
01:16:06.225 --> 01:16:07.985
Don't have a fucking TikTok.
1549
01:16:07.985 --> 01:16:09.345
Yeah. I have
1550
01:16:10.579 --> 01:16:11.619
another one.
1551
01:16:12.099 --> 01:16:14.260
I can't figure out how to fucking get into it.
1552
01:16:14.739 --> 01:16:15.619
Instagram.
1553
01:16:16.579 --> 01:16:17.380
Instagram.
1554
01:16:17.380 --> 01:16:18.019
Yeah. They
1555
01:16:18.500 --> 01:16:21.380
had they say I have one. Can't fucking get into it.
1556
01:16:22.594 --> 01:16:23.235
So
1557
01:16:23.554 --> 01:16:25.315
That's not hard to fix. Why?
1558
01:16:25.955 --> 01:16:34.995
I'm sure you will fucking get it fixed for me when I get down there. Write it down because I know damn well, I'll fucking forget.
1559
01:16:36.310 --> 01:16:37.590
But it's like,
1560
01:16:37.990 --> 01:16:41.750
why in the world and why do people,
1561
01:16:42.470 --> 01:16:44.390
because they're fucking stupid,
1562
01:16:45.110 --> 01:16:46.470
gonna put out
1563
01:16:47.430 --> 01:16:49.030
all this shit
1564
01:16:49.245 --> 01:16:50.765
about their family
1565
01:16:51.245 --> 01:16:52.525
for other people
1566
01:16:52.845 --> 01:16:54.125
to scrutinize.
1567
01:16:54.605 --> 01:16:56.925
Why the fuck would you even
1568
01:16:57.485 --> 01:16:58.364
do that?
1569
01:16:59.165 --> 01:17:02.365
See, you can get people on your side. TikTok videos
1570
01:17:03.170 --> 01:17:05.650
of people being Yeah. To solve
1571
01:17:06.290 --> 01:17:07.969
and it's going to solve
1572
01:17:08.690 --> 01:17:09.410
what?
1573
01:17:10.210 --> 01:17:10.930
Nothing.
1574
01:17:11.570 --> 01:17:14.690
Well, it it gives them a bump of
1575
01:17:15.225 --> 01:17:16.344
endorphins
1576
01:17:18.025 --> 01:17:23.064
and feel good hormones because they get something people who agree with them and give
1577
01:17:23.465 --> 01:17:24.505
them hearts.
1578
01:17:25.465 --> 01:17:29.864
And then if they go on and somebody else comes on there and says something bad about them, then they can just block.
1579
01:17:30.770 --> 01:17:33.650
So you make a little you make your own little chamber. Unless
1580
01:17:34.610 --> 01:17:38.770
you're like me and then not whenever I hop on there and I I make make
1581
01:17:38.770 --> 01:17:50.635
the occasional video up. You know, people can jump on there and call me stupid and moronic and all that. I just eat it up. I'm just like, yeah, okay. That's a thought. Can have that thought if you wanted it, and her might be on that. Why?
1582
01:17:51.995 --> 01:17:52.554
Why?
1583
01:17:52.875 --> 01:17:53.835
Because Brian.
1584
01:17:54.875 --> 01:17:55.595
Would Because you do
1585
01:17:56.715 --> 01:17:58.235
Brian likes to start shit.
1586
01:17:58.820 --> 01:18:04.420
Well, starting shit, I mean, there's the ones where I go off and I talk about how the
1587
01:18:05.940 --> 01:18:12.660
poor and the poverty stricken in The US are poor and poverty stricken because they've chosen to be poor and poverty stricken,
1588
01:18:13.364 --> 01:18:14.564
just really stirs
1589
01:18:14.885 --> 01:18:15.925
the pot for
1590
01:18:16.085 --> 01:18:17.764
a lot of the boohoo liberals.
1591
01:18:18.244 --> 01:18:20.244
But also I do a lot of
1592
01:18:20.724 --> 01:18:22.564
the TikTok videos that I create,
1593
01:18:23.204 --> 01:18:25.764
and I haven't really created any in
1594
01:18:26.130 --> 01:18:32.130
well over a year because it was part of the Relaxed Mail, it was a little minute and a half
1595
01:18:32.610 --> 01:18:33.250
just
1596
01:18:33.970 --> 01:18:35.250
piece of advice.
1597
01:18:36.290 --> 01:18:36.850
So
1598
01:18:37.410 --> 01:18:46.624
with the occasional, what's called a duet where someone would start talking and I would highlight the key part that I wanna talk about out of their video,
1599
01:18:46.785 --> 01:18:49.905
and I would extol whatever information
1600
01:18:50.304 --> 01:18:51.585
I wanted to extol
1601
01:18:51.905 --> 01:18:52.705
at that moment.
1602
01:18:53.340 --> 01:18:53.900
So
1603
01:18:54.540 --> 01:18:58.059
And I know I'm only one person of
1604
01:18:59.100 --> 01:19:02.219
how many people are on earth? Fucking 90,000,000,000.
1605
01:19:02.619 --> 01:19:06.139
I don't know. I'm just throwing out a number. I don't have a fucking clue
1606
01:19:06.555 --> 01:19:07.355
that
1607
01:19:08.075 --> 01:19:09.275
think that
1608
01:19:09.675 --> 01:19:11.915
putting your your family's
1609
01:19:11.915 --> 01:19:12.635
business
1610
01:19:13.195 --> 01:19:16.315
out for people to to critique that
1611
01:19:16.875 --> 01:19:18.875
is fucking
1612
01:19:18.460 --> 01:19:19.179
stupid.
1613
01:19:19.900 --> 01:19:21.019
It can be.
1614
01:19:21.739 --> 01:19:26.619
There are very, very, very and this is just my opinion.
1615
01:19:27.340 --> 01:19:31.179
Are very, very, very few individuals
1616
01:19:31.775 --> 01:19:32.894
truly know
1617
01:19:34.094 --> 01:19:37.215
what is going on with my family dynamics.
1618
01:19:37.695 --> 01:19:38.814
Right. Right.
1619
01:19:39.215 --> 01:19:40.895
And it ain't gotten any fucking
1620
01:19:42.255 --> 01:19:44.974
it ain't gotten any better. I'll just put it to you like that.
1621
01:19:46.300 --> 01:19:46.940
But
1622
01:19:47.980 --> 01:19:49.100
why why would
1623
01:19:50.460 --> 01:19:52.620
I just I don't fucking understand that.
1624
01:19:53.580 --> 01:19:56.940
Why would I pull out my family's
1625
01:19:57.500 --> 01:19:59.180
business for people to critique it?
1626
01:20:00.615 --> 01:20:02.295
Well, that they're a good Because
1627
01:20:03.175 --> 01:20:04.455
a lot of them are, yeah,
1628
01:20:05.815 --> 01:20:09.014
and not to mention, there's also a good touch of
1629
01:20:09.415 --> 01:20:11.415
narcissism whenever you're trying to throw
1630
01:20:12.180 --> 01:20:14.179
a particular person under bus
1631
01:20:15.140 --> 01:20:19.619
with it. You know, you get a lot of the women who are testing their husband. If
1632
01:20:21.060 --> 01:20:23.139
I was a frog, would you still love me?
1633
01:20:23.620 --> 01:20:25.060
And
1634
01:20:24.545 --> 01:20:26.304
a lot of times a guy go,
1635
01:20:26.945 --> 01:20:33.105
no. Why would I want to why would I be in love with a frog? You'd be just be a frog. So I would have somebody else.
1636
01:20:33.425 --> 01:20:36.865
I'd be married to somebody else then and watch the girl get all, you know,
1637
01:20:38.140 --> 01:20:40.380
indignant about his answer.
1638
01:20:40.780 --> 01:20:42.380
You wouldn't love me even if
1639
01:20:42.780 --> 01:20:49.020
I was a frog? It's like, no, we would have never dated because you're a frog. I don't date a frog. I date humans.
1640
01:20:49.965 --> 01:20:55.245
And so, you know, there's ones like that. There's another guy who one that
1641
01:20:55.565 --> 01:20:56.125
what
1642
01:20:56.525 --> 01:20:57.245
was it?
1643
01:20:57.645 --> 01:21:03.850
Would you still love me if I was a plant? I think is what it was. And the guy said, I would
1644
01:21:04.170 --> 01:21:04.810
definitely
1645
01:21:05.450 --> 01:21:23.124
make sure that you are thoroughly watered so that you have plenty of photosynthesis. And she was like, well, what is that supposed to mean? It's like, I would take care of you. It's like, but do you love me? Well, I would be taking care of you. And so they had a little bit of an argument out of that. And it's just that it's a
1646
01:21:23.684 --> 01:21:26.804
lot of times, like I said, it's the women who do
1647
01:21:30.485 --> 01:21:32.710
these whole things where they
1648
01:21:32.950 --> 01:21:34.790
do. They air out the
1649
01:21:35.270 --> 01:21:40.630
family business for sympathy points. Another woman who's well known for
1650
01:21:40.870 --> 01:21:41.909
doing that,
1651
01:21:43.030 --> 01:21:44.070
goes on and
1652
01:21:44.435 --> 01:21:47.555
it was, oh, how is she? She is phrasing it in a way,
1653
01:21:48.115 --> 01:21:49.475
something to the point that
1654
01:21:49.715 --> 01:21:51.955
she does nothing for her husband.
1655
01:21:52.595 --> 01:21:57.795
Her husband goes out to work. She stays home. She takes care of the kid. That's her part of the business.
1656
01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:03.880
If her husband wants something to eat, he's gotta make it. If he wants clean clothes, he's gotta do his laundry.
1657
01:22:05.400 --> 01:22:07.480
And everybody has an opinion on that.
1658
01:22:08.520 --> 01:22:11.400
Now, is his opinion right or wrong? It's
1659
01:22:12.045 --> 01:22:15.645
half of one, you know, half a dozen of one, six of another.
1660
01:22:16.045 --> 01:22:18.925
Because, you know, it's like, okay, maybe that's
1661
01:22:18.925 --> 01:22:21.725
how you got everything set up. Maybe that's how you agreed.
1662
01:22:22.045 --> 01:22:22.605
You know,
1663
01:22:23.645 --> 01:22:24.765
at that part,
1664
01:22:25.005 --> 01:22:27.139
I don't know. And, you know, it
1665
01:22:27.940 --> 01:22:34.659
I I personally don't fully care. You know? If that's how you wanna do it, you're probably gonna come on, Thank you know
1666
01:22:35.540 --> 01:22:41.780
you. Six six years down the road. So in that so in that essence, I would have to agree with Rich.
1667
01:22:42.215 --> 01:22:43.655
I'll give it back to him.
1668
01:22:45.815 --> 01:22:53.255
Because six to six years down the road, if I see another video of you going, my husband loved me. I'd be like, well, okay. I guess you didn't water the plant right.
1669
01:22:54.230 --> 01:22:55.429
It's amazing
1670
01:22:55.830 --> 01:22:57.030
how people
1671
01:22:58.150 --> 01:23:00.229
of 2026
1672
01:23:01.190 --> 01:23:03.110
that were born in
1673
01:23:03.909 --> 01:23:05.190
sixties and seventies
1674
01:23:06.165 --> 01:23:09.685
or even the fifties, like, these fucking politicians,
1675
01:23:10.485 --> 01:23:11.364
they Yep.
1676
01:23:13.525 --> 01:23:16.645
Forgot where this was fucking going, but it just
1677
01:23:18.660 --> 01:23:21.060
is the over and this media
1678
01:23:21.540 --> 01:23:23.300
has fucking ruined
1679
01:23:23.860 --> 01:23:25.140
humanity.
1680
01:23:26.180 --> 01:23:27.780
The thing that I'm watching,
1681
01:23:28.500 --> 01:23:30.340
the piece of equipment that I'm talking on,
1682
01:23:31.045 --> 01:23:34.244
the other one that I have is a little bit bigger called tablet.
1683
01:23:34.645 --> 01:23:36.005
Y'all have computers.
1684
01:23:36.805 --> 01:23:38.965
The Internet has been the destruction
1685
01:23:39.045 --> 01:23:40.165
of humanity.
1686
01:23:40.965 --> 01:23:44.085
Oh, it's definitely leading to the downfall of it. I would highly agree there.
1687
01:23:45.970 --> 01:23:47.650
It's
1688
01:23:49.090 --> 01:23:51.090
yeah. It's it's already
1689
01:23:51.650 --> 01:23:55.970
fucking going down a long hill at a high rate of fucking speed.
1690
01:23:57.824 --> 01:23:58.304
I
1691
01:23:59.025 --> 01:23:59.344
just
1692
01:24:00.385 --> 01:24:02.945
it's amazing what one
1693
01:24:02.945 --> 01:24:05.344
human being will do to another
1694
01:24:05.744 --> 01:24:07.744
to please themselves.
1695
01:24:08.224 --> 01:24:08.545
Yeah.
1696
01:24:09.430 --> 01:24:10.310
Yep.
1697
01:24:10.790 --> 01:24:12.630
Because you can't do it to a dog,
1698
01:24:13.190 --> 01:24:15.350
because dogs are gonna look up to you and go,
1699
01:24:15.830 --> 01:24:19.830
what? Feed me, pet me, love me, play with me.
1700
01:24:20.630 --> 01:24:20.950
That,
1701
01:24:21.655 --> 01:24:22.454
yeah.
1702
01:24:23.175 --> 01:24:25.334
What is the dog okay.
1703
01:24:26.054 --> 01:24:28.374
Primarily, what's the main purpose
1704
01:24:28.935 --> 01:24:30.454
when you have a dog?
1705
01:24:31.415 --> 01:24:33.335
What is the dog what is
1706
01:24:34.600 --> 01:24:36.440
in the mindset of the dog
1707
01:24:36.680 --> 01:24:37.720
to you?
1708
01:24:38.600 --> 01:24:39.960
What is that, Rich?
1709
01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:41.560
I understand.
1710
01:24:42.040 --> 01:24:43.400
From
1711
01:24:43.400 --> 01:24:45.480
your dog's point of view to you,
1712
01:24:46.935 --> 01:24:47.974
what is that?
1713
01:24:48.935 --> 01:24:51.414
I don't know. I'm not You
1714
01:24:51.895 --> 01:24:53.574
are I would say their
1715
01:24:55.735 --> 01:24:58.534
You are their entire
1716
01:24:59.570 --> 01:25:00.449
life.
1717
01:25:00.929 --> 01:25:01.729
True.
1718
01:25:01.809 --> 01:25:02.369
Yeah.
1719
01:25:02.610 --> 01:25:04.289
Okay, I'm not lost now.
1720
01:25:05.090 --> 01:25:05.729
If
1721
01:25:06.050 --> 01:25:06.609
you
1722
01:25:07.570 --> 01:25:08.769
are abusive,
1723
01:25:09.650 --> 01:25:10.769
you yell,
1724
01:25:11.329 --> 01:25:13.010
there's only one thing
1725
01:25:13.595 --> 01:25:15.515
that that dog wants to do.
1726
01:25:15.995 --> 01:25:16.875
Love you.
1727
01:25:17.355 --> 01:25:18.395
Love you.
1728
01:25:19.035 --> 01:25:20.475
That's it. And
1729
01:25:21.755 --> 01:25:22.555
and
1730
01:25:22.875 --> 01:25:24.315
be your companion.
1731
01:25:25.275 --> 01:25:28.875
That's all they that you are their entire life.
1732
01:25:29.700 --> 01:25:30.980
Right. You are,
1733
01:25:31.620 --> 01:25:34.180
the dog is part of your life.
1734
01:25:35.140 --> 01:25:37.540
You are the dog's entire life.
1735
01:25:38.100 --> 01:25:38.820
Yeah.
1736
01:25:40.500 --> 01:25:42.100
But yet humans
1737
01:25:43.035 --> 01:25:43.755
just
1738
01:25:44.235 --> 01:25:45.515
don't give a fuck.
1739
01:25:46.155 --> 01:25:46.955
Nope.
1740
01:25:47.595 --> 01:25:48.795
No, they don't.
1741
01:25:49.275 --> 01:25:50.475
They're other humans.
1742
01:25:51.195 --> 01:25:52.555
It is amazing.
1743
01:25:53.115 --> 01:25:56.955
They worry more about what other people think of them, and honestly,
1744
01:25:57.960 --> 01:26:01.400
other people don't think shit about them. Yep.
1745
01:26:02.440 --> 01:26:03.080
But
1746
01:26:03.400 --> 01:26:04.360
people make
1747
01:26:05.240 --> 01:26:07.080
their lives about what,
1748
01:26:07.480 --> 01:26:09.320
oh my God, what will other people think?
1749
01:26:10.545 --> 01:26:14.465
And other people don't give two shits unless you put it down on the internet,
1750
01:26:15.185 --> 01:26:16.705
they slam you because
1751
01:26:17.585 --> 01:26:18.545
you don't
1752
01:26:18.785 --> 01:26:24.465
do like they do. You're not like them, so they're either gonna slam you or praise you.
1753
01:26:25.090 --> 01:26:27.650
And people take that as
1754
01:26:27.890 --> 01:26:31.650
that's how they live. They they need that to live.
1755
01:26:32.210 --> 01:26:33.889
And it's like, that's sad.
1756
01:26:34.690 --> 01:26:36.050
And say somebody
1757
01:26:36.610 --> 01:26:38.370
my age, your age,
1758
01:26:39.415 --> 01:26:45.175
We're all born in the late the the three of us were either born in the late sixties or early seventies.
1759
01:26:45.574 --> 01:26:46.854
Yep. Right?
1760
01:26:47.335 --> 01:26:48.054
Yep.
1761
01:26:48.295 --> 01:26:49.735
We didn't have
1762
01:26:50.135 --> 01:26:51.735
all this shit
1763
01:26:52.639 --> 01:26:53.439
until
1764
01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:54.559
how old were we?
1765
01:26:55.040 --> 01:26:57.840
Well, we didn't have this shit to this level
1766
01:26:58.400 --> 01:27:10.974
until until the Internet came along. There was still that you still sought out people who had the same views as You're right. Well, is You're right. We were raised this way.
1767
01:27:11.455 --> 01:27:18.520
That's the thing. We were raised to worry about what other people think because back in the day, oh, you
1768
01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:20.760
can't soil our good name.
1769
01:27:21.160 --> 01:27:25.560
Your name doesn't mean shit. It didn't mean shit back then in the seventies and eighties.
1770
01:27:25.880 --> 01:27:27.320
People were moving away from it. Yeah.
1771
01:27:30.985 --> 01:27:31.945
I don't know.
1772
01:27:32.825 --> 01:27:38.425
Yeah. He's he's And every and every teenager cares what everybody else thinks about him.
1773
01:27:38.745 --> 01:27:39.945
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1774
01:27:40.265 --> 01:27:43.545
I mean, I mean, their their whole life is tied
1775
01:27:43.969 --> 01:27:46.050
to what other people think, and
1776
01:27:46.610 --> 01:27:53.489
that's why they can't get anywhere in life because, oh my God, the the crowd didn't,
1777
01:27:53.969 --> 01:27:57.889
you know, agree with with what they were thinking. So,
1778
01:27:58.449 --> 01:27:59.330
oh, I
1779
01:27:59.745 --> 01:28:03.265
just can't get a job. There's no jobs. Yeah. Bullshit.
1780
01:28:03.665 --> 01:28:05.505
There's jobs all over the place.
1781
01:28:06.465 --> 01:28:09.745
You've got a you've got a freaking computer in your hand
1782
01:28:10.385 --> 01:28:13.025
that can anything you want to fucking learn
1783
01:28:13.210 --> 01:28:17.610
and you can go out and get a job. Are you gonna start making a $100,000
1784
01:28:17.610 --> 01:28:19.289
right off? No.
1785
01:28:19.929 --> 01:28:22.249
But that but that's it.
1786
01:28:22.730 --> 01:28:25.050
That's what they think they are worth.
1787
01:28:25.835 --> 01:28:28.635
Well, yeah, that's exactly what they think they're worth.
1788
01:28:29.114 --> 01:28:31.675
Fresh out of high school, Oh, I'm worth $100,000
1789
01:28:31.675 --> 01:28:35.594
No, you ain't. You might be worth I'm gonna make $100,000
1790
01:28:35.594 --> 01:28:36.954
Yeah, you'd
1791
01:28:37.275 --> 01:28:39.114
be doing good if you could make 18,000.
1792
01:28:40.320 --> 01:28:41.439
Nowadays with
1793
01:28:42.080 --> 01:28:43.520
people I'd paying
1794
01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:44.400
say 20,
1795
01:28:44.960 --> 01:28:46.400
know, 22,000
1796
01:28:46.400 --> 01:28:47.760
a year, but still,
1797
01:28:49.840 --> 01:28:51.360
that's even still
1798
01:28:52.415 --> 01:28:53.135
poverty
1799
01:28:53.295 --> 01:28:55.935
level. Actually, the federal
1800
01:28:56.015 --> 01:28:59.454
poverty level is just over 15,000.
1801
01:28:59.695 --> 01:29:00.255
Yeah.
1802
01:29:02.735 --> 01:29:05.695
Yeah, all these kids think, Oh, I'm worth $100,000
1803
01:29:05.695 --> 01:29:06.815
You don't know shit.
1804
01:29:07.480 --> 01:29:13.640
You haven't done anything except Yeah, you haven't proven to anybody that you're worth that amount. And even if you
1805
01:29:14.840 --> 01:29:16.040
think you have
1806
01:29:16.280 --> 01:29:16.840
the
1807
01:29:17.160 --> 01:29:21.960
work ethic to be worth that, you still haven't shown anybody that you have the skills
1808
01:29:22.515 --> 01:29:23.635
to be that.
1809
01:29:24.035 --> 01:29:27.315
Right. Well, see, and that's where in jobs,
1810
01:29:27.875 --> 01:29:32.035
you know, if someone comes in and says, Yeah, I think I'm worth a $100,000,
1811
01:29:32.035 --> 01:29:33.395
and they have no skills,
1812
01:29:33.635 --> 01:29:34.355
no experience,
1813
01:29:34.950 --> 01:29:36.150
say, okay,
1814
01:29:36.550 --> 01:29:38.870
I will pay you $100,000
1815
01:29:38.870 --> 01:29:39.670
a year
1816
01:29:40.230 --> 01:29:49.430
if you can take this small task and make it, you know, a small, like five minute job that an experienced person could do in five minutes
1817
01:29:49.965 --> 01:29:51.644
and give that to someone.
1818
01:29:52.205 --> 01:29:55.644
If he can finish that in five minutes and start a clock,
1819
01:29:56.605 --> 01:30:00.204
then pay them a $100,000 a year and hire them. If they can't,
1820
01:30:00.605 --> 01:30:04.364
we'll hire you at 25, 30,000, you know, whatever they're paying.
1821
01:30:05.020 --> 01:30:05.739
Now,
1822
01:30:05.820 --> 01:30:07.580
a good way to measure what
1823
01:30:07.820 --> 01:30:08.940
your value is,
1824
01:30:09.180 --> 01:30:15.820
and you usually don't until you start trying it, is can you make 10 times the amount that you claim you're worth?
1825
01:30:16.460 --> 01:30:19.100
So you're worth a 100,000. Can you bring in
1826
01:30:20.125 --> 01:30:21.485
a million dollars
1827
01:30:21.965 --> 01:30:24.844
for the company that That's you're
1828
01:30:24.844 --> 01:30:25.804
sales,
1829
01:30:25.804 --> 01:30:27.725
but most of these kids don't Well, do
1830
01:30:29.565 --> 01:30:37.830
no. No, no. Sales are scary because you have to go get, And I know that for a fact because that's one reason why relaxed mail failed is because trying
1831
01:30:38.470 --> 01:30:41.510
to go out and go do those asks and and
1832
01:30:41.990 --> 01:30:47.105
talk to person face to face with it. That's a fucking hard thing to do. Yeah, it is.
1833
01:30:48.465 --> 01:30:48.865
And
1834
01:30:50.225 --> 01:30:52.545
the thing is, most kids nowadays,
1835
01:30:52.865 --> 01:30:55.345
down here it's not as prevalent, but
1836
01:30:55.745 --> 01:30:59.665
still happens down here. But nowadays, most young kids
1837
01:31:00.065 --> 01:31:01.425
won't even talk to people.
1838
01:31:02.520 --> 01:31:04.199
They just grunt or
1839
01:31:04.840 --> 01:31:06.119
nod or point.
1840
01:31:07.800 --> 01:31:08.999
They just and
1841
01:31:09.079 --> 01:31:09.639
point. Seriously.
1842
01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:12.280
There's
1843
01:31:12.280 --> 01:31:12.999
a mom
1844
01:31:13.639 --> 01:31:20.405
that did a couple TikTok videos here recently, and she was talking about how her 17 year old daughter
1845
01:31:20.725 --> 01:31:25.445
tried to do the, Well, I'm an adult because she's a senior this year. I'm an adult. I can
1846
01:31:25.925 --> 01:31:29.764
do what I want. I'm gonna be living over here and I'm gonna be doing this. She's like, Okay,
1847
01:31:30.370 --> 01:31:32.210
then I guess you need to start doing it.
1848
01:31:32.610 --> 01:31:39.330
And so she was like, well, what do I do? I was like, you said you're the adult. You figure it out.
1849
01:31:40.130 --> 01:31:41.970
You get to it. And she
1850
01:31:42.130 --> 01:31:42.850
started
1851
01:31:43.305 --> 01:31:46.985
doing it while giving her just the bare minimum because still,
1852
01:31:47.705 --> 01:31:49.705
sat there and was spinning wheels.
1853
01:31:50.105 --> 01:31:56.185
And eventually the daughter got around to look it up to see how do you get on the list for a particular
1854
01:31:56.540 --> 01:31:57.660
dormitory.
1855
01:31:58.220 --> 01:32:04.380
And she was like, There's only phone numbers here. She's like, Well, you're going to have to call them. I have to talk to someone?
1856
01:32:04.460 --> 01:32:07.820
It's like, Yeah, you have to do a lot of talking to people.
1857
01:32:08.475 --> 01:32:12.554
It's like, well, I didn't know I was going to have to talk to people. It's like, yeah,
1858
01:32:12.955 --> 01:32:17.755
welcome to adulthood. You're the adult. Well, what do I say? You're the adult.
1859
01:32:18.235 --> 01:32:19.835
Figure it out. You figure it out.
1860
01:32:21.610 --> 01:32:26.409
And so she ended up about four or five days later, apparently, I guess a lot of the
1861
01:32:27.050 --> 01:32:28.490
touchy feely
1862
01:32:28.490 --> 01:32:34.465
gentle parenting parents were all on our face. She was like, You know what? I'm not her best friend.
1863
01:32:34.865 --> 01:32:38.625
Y'all can go you can go suck an egg for all I care because
1864
01:32:38.945 --> 01:32:41.505
I'm trying to raise a responsible adult.
1865
01:32:41.825 --> 01:32:45.265
I'm not trying to be their best friend. I'm not trying to live vicariously
1866
01:32:45.265 --> 01:32:48.679
through my daughter's life like a lot of you sad
1867
01:32:49.320 --> 01:32:50.760
excuses of others.
1868
01:32:51.640 --> 01:32:52.119
And
1869
01:32:52.520 --> 01:32:57.719
so she's like, No, she's not going to figure it out unless she does it herself.
1870
01:32:58.280 --> 01:33:04.664
And she will be stronger for it when she's done. And I was like, hell yeah, mom, go for it because that's basically,
1871
01:33:04.745 --> 01:33:09.465
that's the reason why Alexis is, the way Alexis is, is because again,
1872
01:33:10.025 --> 01:33:10.985
course, also
1873
01:33:11.545 --> 01:33:13.065
had a breakdown about
1874
01:33:13.705 --> 01:33:14.665
at 17
1875
01:33:15.420 --> 01:33:16.300
because she
1876
01:33:16.780 --> 01:33:17.980
she went to
1877
01:33:18.380 --> 01:33:21.180
Jana one night because she in
1878
01:33:21.180 --> 01:33:31.914
tears, she's like, why dad not love me? She's like, what do you mean why does dad not love you? You said, well, I'm 18. I'm gonna start looking for a place to live. I was like, well, because you're 18,
1879
01:33:32.075 --> 01:33:39.114
it's time for you to go live your life. I was like, but I don't know how I was with you. So she was just going she just spun this whole story
1880
01:33:39.355 --> 01:33:51.429
out of the fact that I tell the kids. I told Jaden, it's like, when you're 18, you start looking for a place to live. Now, how long does that take? You know, it might be, it might be a month. I mean, moment it was,
1881
01:33:51.830 --> 01:33:52.869
moment it, school
1882
01:33:54.070 --> 01:33:59.510
was out for me. I was, I was looking for a place to live. So I was, I was ready to get out of the house.
1883
01:34:00.335 --> 01:34:00.894
And,
1884
01:34:01.534 --> 01:34:04.655
but yeah, Alexis was rather
1885
01:34:06.255 --> 01:34:10.894
concerned about the fact that I was telling her she was gonna have to leave. She's
1886
01:34:11.215 --> 01:34:17.130
not gonna stay at the house for the rest of her life. She's gonna have to get up, get out and get a job
1887
01:34:17.450 --> 01:34:19.770
and find a way to make
1888
01:34:20.730 --> 01:34:23.130
her own living. And sadly,
1889
01:34:23.850 --> 01:34:26.890
tried it several times and she screwed it up many
1890
01:34:26.890 --> 01:34:28.250
times. She moved out
1891
01:34:28.785 --> 01:34:29.825
and then she came
1892
01:34:30.145 --> 01:34:39.505
back because she decided she thought she could hook up with a boyfriend and he would carry her and it didn't work. And so she came back and lived at the house
1893
01:34:39.985 --> 01:34:44.609
for a few more months. She got her feet up underneath her, another,
1894
01:34:45.489 --> 01:34:53.090
got a little bit of money saved up. She started actually looking for an apartment and all that, and just about got an apartment. And then her
1895
01:34:53.170 --> 01:34:54.130
grandma was like, Hey,
1896
01:34:54.815 --> 01:34:58.975
come to Amarillo, see what you can find over here. And so she went over to grandma's
1897
01:34:58.975 --> 01:35:03.775
for a little while, was over there for a little, stayed with grandma for a bit. But again,
1898
01:35:03.855 --> 01:35:12.590
was like, You're not staying here forever. You're gonna have, if you're in school, I'll let you hang out. You can go to school and stuff and you
1899
01:35:12.990 --> 01:35:19.470
can have a room. But the moment you stop and go into school is the moment you're gonna have, you've got one month to find another place to live.
1900
01:35:20.545 --> 01:35:21.744
And it worked
1901
01:35:22.225 --> 01:35:25.105
for while. She stopped going to school in
1902
01:35:25.745 --> 01:35:27.105
2020 because
1903
01:35:27.505 --> 01:35:29.105
everybody was demanding
1904
01:35:29.425 --> 01:35:30.145
the
1905
01:35:30.465 --> 01:35:31.825
injection of mRNA.
1906
01:35:32.400 --> 01:35:38.560
So she was like, Yeah, I'm not playing that, I'm not getting that. So she ended up getting
1907
01:35:39.040 --> 01:35:42.000
out of the whole nursing plan and nursing idea.
1908
01:35:42.720 --> 01:35:45.614
Shortly thereafter, she fell on to what
1909
01:35:46.014 --> 01:35:48.014
she knew, which was she
1910
01:35:48.335 --> 01:35:54.014
hooked up with another boy and took care of him. She ended up getting a job, getting a better paying job,
1911
01:35:54.895 --> 01:35:59.030
got a better paying job and kept climbing the ladder there
1912
01:35:59.350 --> 01:36:01.270
until she realized
1913
01:36:01.270 --> 01:36:02.550
that that
1914
01:36:02.710 --> 01:36:05.590
boyfriend was not going to be of any help.
1915
01:36:06.070 --> 01:36:07.030
So she
1916
01:36:07.670 --> 01:36:09.750
moved out and continued
1917
01:36:09.750 --> 01:36:10.469
working.
1918
01:36:11.030 --> 01:36:13.270
That's about the time Max come along and
1919
01:36:13.765 --> 01:36:24.885
then she ended up, you know, she had to stumble. She had to, she had to fail many times and kept telling her, it's like, well, it's okay. We're, you know, it's not the ideal. It's not something I want you to do.
1920
01:36:25.699 --> 01:36:29.139
I don't want you to fail, but at the same time, we're okay with failing.
1921
01:36:29.460 --> 01:36:37.219
You know, it's as long as you learn from it. And the only thing she, she finally learned from is that don't just instantly
1922
01:36:37.219 --> 01:36:42.574
hop in the, into a relationship with a guy because it's convenient and maybe we got a place to live.
1923
01:36:43.375 --> 01:36:47.695
And that took, that took fucking dickhead for her to finally realize on that one.
1924
01:36:48.415 --> 01:36:52.415
And I just went, went through that town. I bet you I lost y'all, didn't
1925
01:36:53.160 --> 01:36:57.880
No. I did. Oh, okay. Holy shit. I figured I'd lost y'all. So I was like
1926
01:36:59.000 --> 01:37:02.519
Well, I was thinking about taking a nap there for a minute, but I didn't.
1927
01:37:02.840 --> 01:37:03.480
Well,
1928
01:37:03.640 --> 01:37:05.400
thank you. So, man.
1929
01:37:07.335 --> 01:37:11.015
But that's just it. Parents today, they don't want their
1930
01:37:12.135 --> 01:37:22.215
kids to be uncomfortable. I want my kids to be uncomfortable. I kept telling them both. It's like, you've gotta be okay with being uncomfortable, doing the scary shit because
1931
01:37:22.660 --> 01:37:26.420
that's where your happiness exists, is on the other side of that uncomfortable.
1932
01:37:26.580 --> 01:37:27.460
Exactly.
1933
01:37:27.620 --> 01:37:36.020
And now that that is that is exactly right. You have to get down and dirty and unfucking comfortable in order to grow. If you don't,
1934
01:37:36.845 --> 01:37:42.685
you're not ever gonna grow, and then you're gonna wind up with blue hair, 20,000
1935
01:37:42.765 --> 01:37:43.725
piercings,
1936
01:37:44.045 --> 01:37:44.525
and
1937
01:37:45.005 --> 01:37:45.565
say
1938
01:37:46.125 --> 01:37:47.805
all kinds of liberal shit.
1939
01:37:48.045 --> 01:37:51.405
Yeah, and you're gonna blame everybody for all of your bad mistakes.
1940
01:37:51.880 --> 01:37:53.960
Yep, that's exactly right.
1941
01:37:54.680 --> 01:37:56.280
That's exactly right.
1942
01:37:57.160 --> 01:37:57.800
Yeah,
1943
01:37:59.240 --> 01:38:03.320
I mean, both kids, I mean, they've
1944
01:38:03.320 --> 01:38:04.600
had opportunities
1945
01:38:06.155 --> 01:38:07.995
and stuff. So they'll
1946
01:38:07.995 --> 01:38:09.595
take the opportunity and
1947
01:38:10.075 --> 01:38:10.955
they'll
1948
01:38:10.955 --> 01:38:14.155
realize that it may not be the best opportunity and
1949
01:38:14.475 --> 01:38:15.355
try figure
1950
01:38:15.835 --> 01:38:20.875
it out. I mean, hell, Jayden's taking opportunities and it's taking them up to Alaska and
1951
01:38:21.320 --> 01:38:23.400
Seattle and California.
1952
01:38:23.480 --> 01:38:24.040
And
1953
01:38:24.360 --> 01:38:25.719
he's fished for
1954
01:38:26.520 --> 01:38:28.199
salmon, king salmon
1955
01:38:29.240 --> 01:38:30.280
and squid
1956
01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:33.400
even did And a lot of
1957
01:38:34.280 --> 01:38:34.600
I mean,
1958
01:38:36.165 --> 01:38:37.525
he's had an experience.
1959
01:38:38.085 --> 01:38:39.205
He's got a ski When
1960
01:38:40.565 --> 01:38:44.965
talking about fishing, you're talking about commercial fishing, right? Commercial fishing, yeah. Okay.
1961
01:38:45.285 --> 01:38:51.700
Yeah, and see, the man's got skills too. Yep. He can he can work on on boat engines
1962
01:38:52.100 --> 01:38:53.940
and like no one's business.
1963
01:38:54.420 --> 01:38:55.060
Right.
1964
01:38:56.580 --> 01:38:58.340
Because he was he was actually
1965
01:38:58.820 --> 01:39:01.780
the engineer for a for the for a tender,
1966
01:39:02.255 --> 01:39:03.855
for fishing tenders.
1967
01:39:04.495 --> 01:39:08.335
Okay. So he would go out and they'd collect all
1968
01:39:08.895 --> 01:39:11.135
the catches from the boats.
1969
01:39:11.535 --> 01:39:12.094
And
1970
01:39:12.575 --> 01:39:14.335
so they could stay out a little bit longer.
1971
01:39:15.500 --> 01:39:21.100
So they'd he'd collect they bring all the all the salmon that they caught in and
1972
01:39:21.500 --> 01:39:25.260
and Right on his boat and his boat takes them to the processing
1973
01:39:25.500 --> 01:39:27.020
and he's just a fucking taxi.
1974
01:39:27.775 --> 01:39:30.815
He's he's a taxi for the for the salmon. Exactly.
1975
01:39:31.375 --> 01:39:34.014
Right. For the big ship. Good. Yes. Hey.
1976
01:39:34.655 --> 01:39:39.135
You know? Yep. And then he whenever he was squid fishing, he was
1977
01:39:40.030 --> 01:39:43.469
was actually on the on the boat that would string out the
1978
01:39:44.030 --> 01:39:47.550
string out the nets and they would go through and catch them and
1979
01:39:47.870 --> 01:39:55.935
he'd have videos of it up. You'd see them pulling it in and processing them. There'd be little jets of ink flying left, right, center.
1980
01:39:58.335 --> 01:39:59.695
It was quite an
1981
01:40:00.095 --> 01:40:01.055
abuse. So,
1982
01:40:01.615 --> 01:40:09.530
but yeah, I mean again, but it was, they went out. They tried it. They screwed up. They tried it again and they screwed up. Alexis
1983
01:40:10.490 --> 01:40:13.210
is a lot more comfortable with
1984
01:40:13.770 --> 01:40:15.369
being alone now,
1985
01:40:15.850 --> 01:40:19.850
but she's kind of had to because she's had Aspen and she has to protect Aspen.
1986
01:40:20.475 --> 01:40:21.435
And she's
1987
01:40:21.995 --> 01:40:25.915
Michael kind of turned her off of men for a while.
1988
01:40:26.475 --> 01:40:31.195
Not that she was turning lesbian or anything, but she's just like, you know, I might get a
1989
01:40:31.915 --> 01:40:34.075
side piece somewhere down the road, but
1990
01:40:34.730 --> 01:40:40.650
now she's like, she keeps keeps saying, and I'm I'm okay with her saying right now, you know, it's like,
1991
01:40:40.970 --> 01:40:45.930
I I'm I'm not getting married for for a while. I was like, good. You don't need to.
1992
01:40:46.810 --> 01:40:46.970
Did
1993
01:40:48.135 --> 01:40:50.614
did her marriage get annulled?
1994
01:40:51.014 --> 01:40:53.094
Nope, nope. She it never got it
1995
01:40:53.574 --> 01:40:54.135
was
1996
01:40:54.695 --> 01:40:56.775
yeah, I think in Texas,
1997
01:40:56.775 --> 01:40:59.334
I think my mother-in-law said, if
1998
01:41:00.135 --> 01:41:02.375
under false pretenses within the first month,
1999
01:41:03.190 --> 01:41:04.389
it could be a no.
2000
01:41:05.429 --> 01:41:06.709
So now she
2001
01:41:07.750 --> 01:41:10.789
made it to, it had made it nine months.
2002
01:41:11.909 --> 01:41:14.150
So- They were married. They're
2003
01:41:14.150 --> 01:41:15.269
going through the divorce,
2004
01:41:17.110 --> 01:41:17.909
they haven't actually,
2005
01:41:18.514 --> 01:41:20.274
she's got the paperwork together.
2006
01:41:20.355 --> 01:41:22.034
She can't
2007
01:41:22.034 --> 01:41:25.155
actually start the divorce proceedings till after the kid's born.
2008
01:41:25.554 --> 01:41:26.914
That's Texas law.
2009
01:41:27.795 --> 01:41:28.354
You're you
2010
01:41:29.155 --> 01:41:30.034
can't get a divorce.
2011
01:41:30.930 --> 01:41:34.289
So Okay. And how far along is she now? She is
2012
01:41:34.690 --> 01:41:36.050
eight months,
2013
01:41:37.170 --> 01:41:38.369
thirty days,
2014
01:41:39.250 --> 01:41:40.369
twelve hours.
2015
01:41:41.010 --> 01:41:44.050
She's at she's kids kids getting evicted tomorrow.
2016
01:41:45.065 --> 01:41:47.785
So I'm She's gonna die. She get out. Yeah.
2017
01:41:48.105 --> 01:41:53.225
Yeah. She's like, I'm I'm done with you done with you, so I'm I'm out of here. And so she's
2018
01:41:53.625 --> 01:41:54.505
she's
2019
01:41:54.745 --> 01:41:56.985
she's going in 06:00
2020
01:41:56.985 --> 01:41:57.465
in the morning
2021
01:41:58.400 --> 01:42:02.000
get the get all prepped and sanitized and
2022
01:42:02.480 --> 01:42:10.000
and all that. And I'm gonna try to get Jana up about about that time also, and we're gonna head down that way and
2023
01:42:11.055 --> 01:42:12.655
But you're at work right now.
2024
01:42:13.215 --> 01:42:16.495
I'm dumb. I've taken, I've got,
2025
01:42:16.975 --> 01:42:21.535
I'm technically supposed to work tomorrow and the following day, but I'm taking a couple days off.
2026
01:42:22.335 --> 01:42:23.790
So- Okay.
2027
01:42:24.110 --> 01:42:26.270
So I'm I'm heading over. Yeah.
2028
01:42:26.590 --> 01:42:28.750
Like me. Took the fucking week off and
2029
01:42:29.470 --> 01:42:31.230
ain't going fucking no place.
2030
01:42:32.030 --> 01:42:33.310
Well, actually, I am.
2031
01:42:33.870 --> 01:42:42.695
Oh, what's what do we got here? What's the oh, Jaden's texting me. It's like, what are the books that you always wanted me to read? Oh, the five thousand year you leave. Yeah.
2032
01:42:43.414 --> 01:42:48.215
So she's having a c section tomorrow? Yep. Yep. She's she's getting locked open.
2033
01:42:49.020 --> 01:42:49.900
Okay.
2034
01:42:51.020 --> 01:42:53.020
Now is this a girl or a boy?
2035
01:42:53.900 --> 01:42:56.219
She's having a boy. Okay.
2036
01:42:56.700 --> 01:43:00.140
And we're we're jokingly going to be calling him Carlos.
2037
01:43:01.355 --> 01:43:01.995
Why?
2038
01:43:02.395 --> 01:43:03.195
Why?
2039
01:43:04.235 --> 01:43:05.195
Because Michael
2040
01:43:07.595 --> 01:43:08.955
well, when she first
2041
01:43:09.355 --> 01:43:20.070
broke up, called everything off, she was like, I'm done here. We're we're we're finished. I'm walking away. She walked away, and about two weeks later is when she found out she was pregnant.
2042
01:43:21.349 --> 01:43:26.230
Michael wanted to try to say that it wasn't his. He's like, I'm
2043
01:43:26.230 --> 01:43:28.789
sterile. I can't have kids. And she's like,
2044
01:43:29.364 --> 01:43:32.724
boy, ain't you just as big as bullshit because you've got a daughter.
2045
01:43:33.445 --> 01:43:34.405
And he's like,
2046
01:43:35.525 --> 01:43:38.164
oh, yeah. Yeah. I guess I guess you knew about that one.
2047
01:43:38.804 --> 01:43:39.684
So,
2048
01:43:40.085 --> 01:43:49.760
know, but one of the things he's like, so which Mexican were you sleeping with? You're gonna wind up having a kid with Mexican down syndrome. And it's just, you know, bullshit that
2049
01:43:50.880 --> 01:43:53.599
he says because he's a fucking asshat.
2050
01:43:54.080 --> 01:43:54.639
And
2051
01:43:55.120 --> 01:43:55.520
so
2052
01:43:56.015 --> 01:43:57.775
we've gotten around to joking
2053
01:43:58.735 --> 01:43:59.855
that we're gonna
2054
01:44:00.735 --> 01:44:02.255
call the kid Carlos
2055
01:44:02.415 --> 01:44:04.014
just because he
2056
01:44:04.255 --> 01:44:05.455
can't
2057
01:44:05.455 --> 01:44:08.175
stand Mexicans for the Mexican Down syndrome.
2058
01:44:08.415 --> 01:44:09.135
And then
2059
01:44:09.640 --> 01:44:10.360
through
2060
01:44:10.440 --> 01:44:14.600
another channel, which I'm not exactly sure how she found out, but anyhow,
2061
01:44:17.160 --> 01:44:19.160
gal was talking about how
2062
01:44:19.800 --> 01:44:22.200
she knew Michael and that he was all excited
2063
01:44:22.565 --> 01:44:41.920
that that he was having a son and and all that. He was like, but I I hope she names him a good name because goddamn, if he's if she names him Waylon, I am gonna be eight ways of piss. And just and she said he just got to spiraling on the name Waylon and just got more and more and more pissed off.
2064
01:44:42.239 --> 01:44:45.360
So we're like, and so part of the, what
2065
01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:53.555
they're going to do is they're going to, they're hiding the actual name of the baby. So if he was to sneak up to the nursery
2066
01:44:53.635 --> 01:44:57.955
and he looks through there and sees a boy, it's gonna have a boy's name,
2067
01:44:58.275 --> 01:44:59.795
but it's not going to be
2068
01:45:00.595 --> 01:45:01.715
the baby's name.
2069
01:45:02.035 --> 01:45:09.010
It's just gonna be, and we were joking. It's like, if we get to choose, it's gotta be Carlos Mace, Carlos Wayland Rodriguez,
2070
01:45:09.170 --> 01:45:11.010
just to fuck with him.
2071
01:45:13.490 --> 01:45:20.130
He figured he probably would get a catch it, be able to catch the the middle finger on that one, but, know.
2072
01:45:21.415 --> 01:45:22.295
So does
2073
01:45:22.615 --> 01:45:27.095
your daughter have a name picked out? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.
2074
01:45:27.895 --> 01:45:32.775
Yep. Got the got the name all set and and red eyed. His name is Hubert.
2075
01:45:33.290 --> 01:45:34.090
Hubert,
2076
01:45:34.090 --> 01:45:35.770
yeah. Hubert.
2077
01:45:36.170 --> 01:45:37.530
Hubert? Hubert.
2078
01:45:38.090 --> 01:45:38.810
That's a name
2079
01:45:40.890 --> 01:45:45.450
you don't hear much. No, you don't. You don't hear Hubert often.
2080
01:45:45.905 --> 01:45:48.385
Actually, I don't think I've ever actually met
2081
01:45:48.785 --> 01:45:49.825
a Hubert.
2082
01:45:50.065 --> 01:45:52.785
Is there is there a meaning behind that?
2083
01:45:53.665 --> 01:45:56.465
Well, it's just a funny name. It's kinda like Poindexter.
2084
01:45:56.785 --> 01:45:57.105
Yeah.
2085
01:45:57.920 --> 01:46:00.239
Yeah. It's just a funny name.
2086
01:46:00.400 --> 01:46:01.679
Yeah. But that dead
2087
01:46:02.800 --> 01:46:03.599
serious,
2088
01:46:04.159 --> 01:46:06.719
she gonna name the boy Hubert.
2089
01:46:06.800 --> 01:46:07.920
No. No. No. No.
2090
01:46:10.655 --> 01:46:12.574
No. I'm gonna name him Parker.
2091
01:46:13.135 --> 01:46:14.335
Okay. Thank you.
2092
01:46:15.535 --> 01:46:18.255
Oh, I need to But but I got it.
2093
01:46:18.575 --> 01:46:19.775
Parker question.
2094
01:46:21.950 --> 01:46:26.670
Go ahead. When I'm asking a question like that, dead serious.
2095
01:46:30.430 --> 01:46:32.590
I don't know, I just like to name Hubert.
2096
01:46:32.910 --> 01:46:39.525
Yeah. I mean, I've I've never known anyone named Hubert, but No. I've met a couple of Herbert's,
2097
01:46:39.925 --> 01:46:43.844
but Right. Actual Hubert now. What the hell did I do to my knee?
2098
01:46:44.245 --> 01:46:51.780
Holy smokes. Fucking know. I don't either, but god dang. I can't straighten it out now. That's like these that's like these parents
2099
01:46:52.100 --> 01:46:53.780
that name their kids
2100
01:46:54.340 --> 01:46:55.139
these
2101
01:46:56.340 --> 01:46:57.380
god awful names.
2102
01:46:58.755 --> 01:47:00.355
I'm
2103
01:47:00.355 --> 01:47:01.555
fucking serious.
2104
01:47:02.115 --> 01:47:03.155
And that kid
2105
01:47:03.635 --> 01:47:06.515
who didn't ask to fucking be here in the first fucking place
2106
01:47:07.395 --> 01:47:08.835
has to go through life
2107
01:47:09.395 --> 01:47:10.835
with that fucked up name.
2108
01:47:12.030 --> 01:47:18.030
Okay. But but you see you say, okay. Hang on here. Let's let's talk about something, dude.
2109
01:47:18.429 --> 01:47:21.070
And Brian, jump in because I know you will.
2110
01:47:21.710 --> 01:47:22.429
Okay.
2111
01:47:22.829 --> 01:47:24.190
I'm always hearing
2112
01:47:24.625 --> 01:47:28.945
off and on and everything, and dude just said it, and this is why we're talking about it.
2113
01:47:29.825 --> 01:47:31.985
The kid didn't ask to be here.
2114
01:47:32.785 --> 01:47:34.385
Who gives a shit?
2115
01:47:35.025 --> 01:47:36.625
The parents wanted a child.
2116
01:47:37.360 --> 01:47:38.639
They had a child.
2117
01:47:39.040 --> 01:47:41.599
And so the kids' main argument nowadays
2118
01:47:41.760 --> 01:47:48.800
is, oh, I didn't ask to be here, so so so, you know, I should be allowed to do whatever I want.
2119
01:47:49.855 --> 01:47:50.495
Yeah,
2120
01:47:50.655 --> 01:47:52.415
holy. Who said,
2121
01:47:53.295 --> 01:47:55.935
you weren't even thought of when this happened,
2122
01:47:56.495 --> 01:48:00.015
and when it happened, you didn't even have a thought then.
2123
01:48:00.415 --> 01:48:03.135
So why is this statement even coming up?
2124
01:48:04.219 --> 01:48:06.619
Oh, I didn't ask to be here.
2125
01:48:07.340 --> 01:48:09.659
Accept it. You're Exactly.
2126
01:48:12.940 --> 01:48:17.100
Tough shit. But no one wants to say that. Everyone wants to pander
2127
01:48:17.725 --> 01:48:23.565
to these kids. Oh, because the kid didn't ask to be here. They have certain rights. No. The fuck they don't.
2128
01:48:23.805 --> 01:48:24.845
Nope. Can they
2129
01:48:25.565 --> 01:48:26.845
live on their own?
2130
01:48:27.325 --> 01:48:29.645
Can they support themselves? If they can,
2131
01:48:29.885 --> 01:48:30.365
yes.
2132
01:48:31.280 --> 01:48:36.960
Go for it. I don't care what age you are, if you can support yourself at age 10,
2133
01:48:37.200 --> 01:48:38.880
then go fucking do it.
2134
01:48:39.520 --> 01:48:40.560
If you can't,
2135
01:48:40.880 --> 01:48:42.720
shut the hell up till you can.
2136
01:48:43.280 --> 01:48:43.680
Right.
2137
01:48:44.575 --> 01:48:56.095
I'm sick and tired of hearing all these little tiny ass college kids, Oh, I didn't ask to be here, and it's so hard. It's it's it's I can't deal with it. Grow the fuck up.
2138
01:48:57.260 --> 01:49:01.420
That's life. Life is gonna bite you in the ass every chance it gets.
2139
01:49:01.980 --> 01:49:06.380
Grow the fuck up, grow a thick skin, and get to fucking work.
2140
01:49:07.100 --> 01:49:09.820
Oh, but I don't feel valued. Who gives a fuck?
2141
01:49:10.395 --> 01:49:15.274
What was the there was a comedienne that was talking about her
2142
01:49:15.514 --> 01:49:16.234
son
2143
01:49:16.635 --> 01:49:17.994
had thrown
2144
01:49:18.155 --> 01:49:21.195
that. Was like, Why did you even have me? And her
2145
01:49:21.195 --> 01:49:23.514
response was, Well, I didn't know it was gonna be you.
2146
01:49:26.829 --> 01:49:27.949
Yeah. No,
2147
01:49:28.750 --> 01:49:31.629
it's just shit like that that fucking pisses me off.
2148
01:49:32.110 --> 01:49:37.709
Right. And these kids, 18, 20, 21 years old, and at 20 years,
2149
01:49:37.949 --> 01:49:38.829
25 years,
2150
01:49:41.295 --> 01:49:43.295
their whole way of thinking is going to change.
2151
01:49:45.055 --> 01:49:45.775
Then
2152
01:49:46.735 --> 01:49:47.855
next thing you know,
2153
01:49:48.415 --> 01:49:51.135
they're going to be off on some other tangent
2154
01:49:51.455 --> 01:49:52.415
and they're
2155
01:49:53.295 --> 01:49:54.655
just never going to learn from it.
2156
01:49:55.610 --> 01:49:57.449
They're always- It's up, man.
2157
01:49:58.330 --> 01:50:03.850
Yeah. When you're 18, move out the fucking house. Don't stay home with mommy and daddy.
2158
01:50:04.650 --> 01:50:06.250
I'm
2159
01:50:06.250 --> 01:50:07.690
just tired of young kids
2160
01:50:08.135 --> 01:50:09.574
acting like they're,
2161
01:50:09.975 --> 01:50:12.614
you know, all that in a bag of tater chips.
2162
01:50:12.855 --> 01:50:13.574
Right.
2163
01:50:13.895 --> 01:50:14.614
Sorry.
2164
01:50:15.735 --> 01:50:16.614
Denied.
2165
01:50:17.495 --> 01:50:18.215
Listen
2166
01:50:19.175 --> 01:50:20.135
to your opinion,
2167
01:50:21.000 --> 01:50:24.040
And if it's good enough, I'll use it. Right.
2168
01:50:24.360 --> 01:50:26.920
How is my internet connection unstable?
2169
01:50:27.400 --> 01:50:33.240
I don't know. I just had a pop up from Zoom saying, your internet connection is unstable.
2170
01:50:33.815 --> 01:50:35.335
The fuck if it is.
2171
01:50:35.815 --> 01:50:37.335
I'd say, run of you,
2172
01:50:37.815 --> 01:50:41.495
it's because the fucking nut behind the goddamn keyboard
2173
01:50:41.575 --> 01:50:42.855
is unfucking
2174
01:50:42.855 --> 01:50:43.735
stable.
2175
01:50:44.615 --> 01:50:48.470
Okay. Okay. Touche. You got me, dude. Touche.
2176
01:50:50.470 --> 01:50:53.030
If you're gonna fucking throw that one out,
2177
01:50:53.670 --> 01:50:55.590
yeah, you freaking deserve it.
2178
01:50:58.565 --> 01:51:02.005
I couldn't argue with your statement, man. Yeah.
2179
01:51:02.725 --> 01:51:03.364
Mean,
2180
01:51:05.125 --> 01:51:08.564
never said I was stable in any way, shape or form.
2181
01:51:09.284 --> 01:51:11.445
Well, you have definitely proven that fact.
2182
01:51:13.909 --> 01:51:16.070
Yeah. It may not be on
2183
01:51:16.949 --> 01:51:18.150
a daily basis,
2184
01:51:18.230 --> 01:51:19.349
but, you know,
2185
01:51:19.909 --> 01:51:20.789
we've
2186
01:51:20.949 --> 01:51:22.389
seen our fair share.
2187
01:51:22.949 --> 01:51:25.989
It happens enough that yeah. It is noticeable.
2188
01:51:26.614 --> 01:51:27.414
Yes.
2189
01:51:29.255 --> 01:51:31.335
Yes, I will agree with you on that.
2190
01:51:31.975 --> 01:51:33.494
But ain't we all?
2191
01:51:33.895 --> 01:51:36.215
Right, right. Oh yeah, definitely.
2192
01:51:37.335 --> 01:51:43.150
Brian might think differently, though. Oh, I mean, you know, I'm I'm never gonna think like everybody else. So
2193
01:51:44.429 --> 01:51:46.510
Oh, Me neither. What,
2194
01:51:48.830 --> 01:51:50.110
dude? Say it.
2195
01:51:52.324 --> 01:51:53.045
Yeah.
2196
01:51:53.364 --> 01:51:57.284
Say it. Come on. I set it up for a good slam, slam, slam.
2197
01:51:58.085 --> 01:52:00.485
I don't even remember what the fuck I was gonna say now.
2198
01:52:00.804 --> 01:52:01.925
Oh, you had. But
2199
01:52:02.324 --> 01:52:10.980
definitely, Brian, it was something derogatory towards you. Oh, but And then I don't remember what the fuck was at that. You deny me a really good derogatory
2200
01:52:10.980 --> 01:52:13.220
put down. How dare you? How
2201
01:52:13.620 --> 01:52:14.340
rude.
2202
01:52:15.060 --> 01:52:17.140
I know. How rude.
2203
01:52:17.940 --> 01:52:19.780
Oh god. Say
2204
01:52:19.780 --> 01:52:20.740
it like
2205
01:52:21.375 --> 01:52:25.215
the fucking character off Star Wars. What the fuck was his name? Big Ears.
2206
01:52:25.855 --> 01:52:28.494
Fuck. Don't remember his name. How wooed.
2207
01:52:28.815 --> 01:52:31.935
How wooed. That w in there. How wooed.
2208
01:52:32.735 --> 01:52:37.690
That's just messed up, dude. Yeah. You were. I was going I was going closer to the
2209
01:52:37.850 --> 01:52:39.130
Greater Thurnberg,
2210
01:52:39.130 --> 01:52:45.769
but I I didn't wanna do the I started off with the how dare you, and I was like, no. No. No. Let's change that up to how how rude.
2211
01:52:46.090 --> 01:52:47.610
What dare you? So
2212
01:52:48.905 --> 01:52:49.385
Yeah, yeah,
2213
01:52:51.065 --> 01:52:51.705
it's
2214
01:52:51.945 --> 01:52:53.945
funny. Greta Thunberg
2215
01:52:54.265 --> 01:52:56.905
had her fifteen minutes of fame, and now
2216
01:52:57.785 --> 01:52:58.825
Boy, she is.
2217
01:52:59.145 --> 01:52:59.385
Yeah.
2218
01:53:00.460 --> 01:53:02.699
Lot of people are just laughing at her now.
2219
01:53:03.100 --> 01:53:04.380
Oh, yeah. Well, it's kinda like
2220
01:53:05.340 --> 01:53:10.620
That young girl that Yeah. The 16 year old who stood in front of the UN and
2221
01:53:10.940 --> 01:53:13.500
bitched at all the humans about ruining her future.
2222
01:53:14.245 --> 01:53:16.085
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
2223
01:53:16.965 --> 01:53:18.565
So, yeah, her and
2224
01:53:18.885 --> 01:53:20.965
oh, what is his name? David Hogg,
2225
01:53:20.965 --> 01:53:22.165
the the
2226
01:53:23.685 --> 01:53:24.645
the the
2227
01:53:25.125 --> 01:53:26.325
anti gun dudes.
2228
01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:29.580
I don't know. What about Greta Greta?
2229
01:53:29.580 --> 01:53:31.179
What the fuck did she do now?
2230
01:53:31.739 --> 01:53:36.219
Oh, Greta's not she's just she's just oh, she's a wash up now.
2231
01:53:36.699 --> 01:53:38.460
Oh, she still speaks.
2232
01:53:38.460 --> 01:53:45.415
But Oh, she still speaks, but there's she doesn't draw near the crowd. Oh, I don't know. Hell no. She's
2233
01:53:45.655 --> 01:53:49.415
arrested three or four times trying to trying to protest
2234
01:53:49.975 --> 01:53:57.895
Israel by doing a flotilla into in the Israeli waters. Israel keeps going, okay. Well, get you up. Send you back over to your country.
2235
01:53:59.600 --> 01:54:05.520
And they, Oh, they can't do that. It's like, Yeah, they can. They're not even giving us a, like,
2236
01:54:06.080 --> 01:54:22.454
due process. It's like, Y'all don't understand what due process is. They caught you trying to come in. So we're just they're just turning right around and sending you back. That's, you know, the same thing Trump does, except Trump now goes off from time to time. You don't wanna don't wanna play right? Alright. Well, we're gonna send you off to Africa then.
2237
01:54:24.120 --> 01:54:24.760
Right.
2238
01:54:25.000 --> 01:54:33.079
Then you got like five countries in Africa that are like, Yeah, send them over to us. We'll use them. You know, it's funny. You know, it's funny. All
2239
01:54:33.719 --> 01:54:34.679
these college
2240
01:54:35.239 --> 01:54:36.280
students in
2241
01:54:36.760 --> 01:54:37.320
The States
2242
01:54:37.815 --> 01:54:41.815
always holler, Oh, they don't get due process, due process.
2243
01:54:41.975 --> 01:54:44.775
But when you ask them what due process is,
2244
01:54:45.095 --> 01:54:46.775
they have no fucking clue.
2245
01:54:47.175 --> 01:54:49.495
It's a media buzzword.
2246
01:54:50.070 --> 01:54:58.550
So so they they throw it around because they think it makes them feel smart. You know? Yeah. They makes them sound like they're smart.
2247
01:54:58.949 --> 01:55:01.110
Yeah. Yeah. And it's and it's amazing
2248
01:55:01.349 --> 01:55:01.590
that
2249
01:55:02.695 --> 01:55:06.295
you might wanna think before you speak
2250
01:55:06.775 --> 01:55:08.375
because the laws
2251
01:55:08.935 --> 01:55:10.135
of Israel
2252
01:55:10.695 --> 01:55:12.615
aren't remotely close
2253
01:55:13.095 --> 01:55:15.415
to the laws of The United States.
2254
01:55:15.575 --> 01:55:16.375
That's true.
2255
01:55:16.740 --> 01:55:18.500
Well, it was kinda like that
2256
01:55:18.660 --> 01:55:22.900
the lady or the lady, the dude who thinks he's a lady.
2257
01:55:23.860 --> 01:55:25.780
Oh, well, you got half a
2258
01:55:26.660 --> 01:55:35.914
million of those right now. Well, yep, there's one particular one who decided that The US got way too dangerous for trans
2259
01:55:36.554 --> 01:55:39.514
folk. And so it moved
2260
01:55:40.235 --> 01:55:41.034
to
2261
01:55:41.594 --> 01:55:42.235
Holland
2262
01:55:43.530 --> 01:55:44.250
and
2263
01:55:44.490 --> 01:55:46.489
wanted to declare
2264
01:55:47.690 --> 01:55:48.730
an asylum.
2265
01:55:49.370 --> 01:55:50.250
And so
2266
01:55:51.930 --> 01:55:56.170
the government was like, Okay, okay. Well, we're going to put you over here in
2267
01:55:56.410 --> 01:55:58.090
the immigrant
2268
01:55:58.090 --> 01:56:01.105
camp here. And it's about, you know, Europe
2269
01:56:01.425 --> 01:56:06.785
has a problem with Muslims now because they've all moved from Middle East up into
2270
01:56:07.025 --> 01:56:07.665
Europe.
2271
01:56:08.625 --> 01:56:11.585
And so it got put into
2272
01:56:13.219 --> 01:56:13.940
a camp,
2273
01:56:14.100 --> 01:56:17.060
pulled a bunch Pakistani,
2274
01:56:17.060 --> 01:56:18.099
Afghanis,
2275
01:56:18.260 --> 01:56:19.300
Syrian
2276
01:56:19.380 --> 01:56:20.179
men.
2277
01:56:20.820 --> 01:56:32.754
And I was like, I don't and started complaining. From there, I was like, I don't feel safe here. And it lasted about a month, month and a half in there and decided, never mind. I'm gonna go back to back to to The US.
2278
01:56:32.914 --> 01:56:35.474
And still complains on how
2279
01:56:35.795 --> 01:56:36.675
oppressive,
2280
01:56:37.155 --> 01:56:38.755
you know, The US is.
2281
01:56:39.650 --> 01:56:43.889
But I don't know if they've changed their changed their thoughts on on,
2282
01:56:44.369 --> 01:56:46.290
you know, gays gays
2283
01:56:46.290 --> 01:56:49.010
and trans for Pakistan or not, but
2284
01:56:49.650 --> 01:56:50.369
yeah. But yeah.
2285
01:56:51.215 --> 01:56:54.894
Go ahead. Yeah. If if you are gay or trans,
2286
01:56:55.215 --> 01:56:56.734
go to Pakistan
2287
01:56:57.295 --> 01:56:57.934
and
2288
01:56:58.414 --> 01:57:00.574
chant all you fucking want.
2289
01:57:00.974 --> 01:57:02.814
Knock yourself the fuck out.
2290
01:57:03.135 --> 01:57:03.454
Yeah.
2291
01:57:04.010 --> 01:57:13.369
They will fucking house flat your head off as to fucking look at you. They'll take them up to the tallest building and eat them off of it. Right.
2292
01:57:13.690 --> 01:57:15.449
You know, it's funny though doesn't matter.
2293
01:57:16.105 --> 01:57:17.065
And
2294
01:57:17.065 --> 01:57:17.784
here's
2295
01:57:17.865 --> 01:57:18.905
the other thing,
2296
01:57:19.305 --> 01:57:22.425
all these fucking people that hate The United States,
2297
01:57:23.225 --> 01:57:24.425
their citizens,
2298
01:57:25.385 --> 01:57:25.945
go.
2299
01:57:26.585 --> 01:57:27.625
They never leave.
2300
01:57:28.449 --> 01:57:31.250
I know. They never leave, but yet ironic,
2301
01:57:31.250 --> 01:57:43.485
isn't it? Yeah. Very ironic. It's like, oh, I hate America or or I I hate the government. I hate Trump. I hate this. I hate that. Well, then fucking leave and go somewhere else. Well,
2302
01:57:43.645 --> 01:57:44.684
that's like the
2303
01:57:44.925 --> 01:57:48.925
podcast, You have a fucking computer in your hand, use it. Yeah.
2304
01:57:49.645 --> 01:57:50.925
Patrick
2305
01:57:51.324 --> 01:57:54.045
met David. He's a venture capitalist,
2306
01:57:54.780 --> 01:57:56.060
and he actually
2307
01:57:56.540 --> 01:58:01.420
went on a podcast, well, it's a YouTube show that they call a podcast,
2308
01:58:01.900 --> 01:58:03.179
called Jubilee.
2309
01:58:03.580 --> 01:58:07.340
And it was a 50 liberals or 50 communists,
2310
01:58:07.340 --> 01:58:13.745
50 socialists, something like that, versus a capitalist. And Bet David was the, Patrick Bet David was
2311
01:58:14.145 --> 01:58:15.185
the capitalist.
2312
01:58:15.985 --> 01:58:21.265
They would all sit down and talk about how this place is horrible, terrible. And he would be like, all right.
2313
01:58:21.930 --> 01:58:25.530
Well, one gal actually is like, you know what? Here we go.
2314
01:58:25.930 --> 01:58:27.850
Where else would you rather live?
2315
01:58:28.170 --> 01:58:33.690
What's another socialist country that you think would be better to live in than The US?
2316
01:58:34.675 --> 01:58:35.315
And
2317
01:58:35.715 --> 01:58:46.755
he's like, well, it doesn't matter. I can't afford it. It's like, no. I didn't say you couldn't afford it. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it myself. I'll pay your your your immigration fees. I'll pay it all.
2318
01:58:47.460 --> 01:58:51.860
Where do you wanna go? I'll pay for the air for there and everything.
2319
01:58:51.860 --> 01:58:59.220
Where do you wanna go? Well, it doesn't matter. I wouldn't ever be able to make you wouldn't pay carry through it. It's like I didn't say I wouldn't carry through it. I said I would.
2320
01:58:59.925 --> 01:59:05.445
So where do you wanna go? And wouldn't answer the question. She's and he was like, thank you for proving
2321
01:59:05.525 --> 01:59:21.340
that you actually don't mean shit that you're saying. And then had another guy's like, well, I've been trying for four years to get a to get a job. And he's like, well, what job are you looking for? And he's like, I'm looking for for a management job. It's like for management job for what?
2322
01:59:21.980 --> 01:59:29.215
And it's like, I'm I worked in construction. So you want to be a foreman? No. I just want to be a management. It's like, well, what do you know how to operate?
2323
01:59:29.695 --> 01:59:31.775
And he's like, I can operate,
2324
01:59:32.335 --> 01:59:39.695
you know, he's outlay listed off like a forklift and scissor lift and yada yada yada. And he's like, all right.
2325
01:59:40.490 --> 01:59:42.250
So I'll go ahead and I
2326
01:59:42.570 --> 01:59:45.050
will hire you on this spot
2327
01:59:45.290 --> 01:59:49.610
and I will pay you. And they gave you this amount. And the guy was like, I'm not gonna work for that amount.
2328
01:59:50.010 --> 01:59:53.450
And he's like, and that's the reason why you don't wanna find a job.
2329
01:59:54.275 --> 01:59:55.235
Because again,
2330
01:59:55.395 --> 01:59:59.635
over thought himself way more valuable than what he actually is.
2331
02:00:00.195 --> 02:00:03.394
Well, we see that there, he almost took out a coyote.
2332
02:00:04.034 --> 02:00:05.875
The adventures of Oklahoma roads.
2333
02:00:07.110 --> 02:00:10.949
So, but yeah, I mean, it's just, yeah, they don't care to
2334
02:00:11.350 --> 02:00:12.869
have any to
2335
02:00:13.909 --> 02:00:16.150
they wanna bitch, moan, and groan,
2336
02:00:16.310 --> 02:00:22.885
but they don't wanna look for a solution. And if anybody offers a solution, they're not for it. Right.
2337
02:00:23.925 --> 02:00:27.765
That's that's exactly right. So it's like, shut up then.
2338
02:00:28.005 --> 02:00:28.885
Exactly.
2339
02:00:28.885 --> 02:00:30.165
Yeah. Here's
2340
02:00:30.165 --> 02:00:32.165
a good one. I got a friend of mine.
2341
02:00:32.485 --> 02:00:33.605
He's a mold mechanic.
2342
02:00:34.739 --> 02:00:36.820
He does all of our trucks
2343
02:00:37.780 --> 02:00:40.099
and trailers at our facility.
2344
02:00:40.739 --> 02:00:41.780
My manager
2345
02:00:42.340 --> 02:00:43.859
won't let anybody else
2346
02:00:44.500 --> 02:00:45.539
be on the property.
2347
02:00:45.955 --> 02:00:46.675
Why?
2348
02:00:46.835 --> 02:00:49.795
Because he's a damn good mechanic.
2349
02:00:50.915 --> 02:00:55.074
He busted his ass and got built the built the relationship.
2350
02:00:55.715 --> 02:00:56.675
Yes. So
2351
02:00:57.315 --> 02:00:59.155
he earned it. Now. He earned the right
2352
02:00:59.554 --> 02:01:00.355
to make that money.
2353
02:01:00.969 --> 02:01:02.090
That is correct.
2354
02:01:02.570 --> 02:01:03.209
So,
2355
02:01:04.010 --> 02:01:06.249
and you both will know what I'm talking about.
2356
02:01:07.610 --> 02:01:08.329
A
2357
02:01:09.050 --> 02:01:10.249
dry PM
2358
02:01:10.650 --> 02:01:12.170
on a truck and her trailer,
2359
02:01:13.065 --> 02:01:13.784
right?
2360
02:01:14.025 --> 02:01:14.744
Yep.
2361
02:01:15.305 --> 02:01:17.145
Do you guys know what all
2362
02:01:17.465 --> 02:01:20.664
or partially what a dry PM involves?
2363
02:01:21.385 --> 02:01:26.665
Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much, yeah. I mean, you're I mean, it's an extended pre trip.
2364
02:01:27.540 --> 02:01:29.219
Pretty much, yes.
2365
02:01:29.619 --> 02:01:30.419
Go ahead.
2366
02:01:30.980 --> 02:01:31.619
So
2367
02:01:32.179 --> 02:01:33.619
he's a lead tech.
2368
02:01:34.260 --> 02:01:37.139
He's not in a management position, he's still a tech,
2369
02:01:37.380 --> 02:01:38.739
but he's a lead tech
2370
02:01:38.900 --> 02:01:40.020
in charge of
2371
02:01:40.554 --> 02:01:41.675
other techs.
2372
02:01:42.074 --> 02:01:44.394
So he's in part of
2373
02:01:45.034 --> 02:01:48.635
the interview process when they are trying to hire
2374
02:01:48.795 --> 02:01:49.994
a new tech.
2375
02:01:51.355 --> 02:01:52.875
They interview this kid
2376
02:01:53.390 --> 02:01:54.750
who says he has
2377
02:01:55.630 --> 02:01:56.590
three years
2378
02:01:57.390 --> 02:01:59.390
of, you know, big rig
2379
02:01:59.790 --> 02:02:02.030
Yeah, diesel mechanic. Uh-huh.
2380
02:02:02.830 --> 02:02:05.070
So he starts asking
2381
02:02:05.535 --> 02:02:07.055
the interviewee
2382
02:02:08.255 --> 02:02:09.695
DOT questions
2383
02:02:10.095 --> 02:02:10.895
on
2384
02:02:11.375 --> 02:02:13.055
just a dry PM.
2385
02:02:13.775 --> 02:02:14.975
Okay, the
2386
02:02:15.855 --> 02:02:18.095
what's the length for the slack adjusters
2387
02:02:18.495 --> 02:02:21.059
or the not the swing,
2388
02:02:21.699 --> 02:02:23.219
I can't remember the word.
2389
02:02:23.620 --> 02:02:25.300
What is the tire tread depth
2390
02:02:28.420 --> 02:02:29.380
minimums
2391
02:02:30.100 --> 02:02:31.219
for X tires?
2392
02:02:32.355 --> 02:02:36.915
Does the steers, the drives, the trailers all got different Yep. Minimum specs.
2393
02:02:37.715 --> 02:02:39.955
Couldn't answer any of those questions.
2394
02:02:40.355 --> 02:02:42.514
I mean the basic questions
2395
02:02:42.915 --> 02:02:44.595
but this kid was wanting
2396
02:02:45.610 --> 02:02:46.730
$38
2397
02:02:46.730 --> 02:02:48.570
an hour to start.
2398
02:02:49.610 --> 02:02:50.329
So
2399
02:02:50.730 --> 02:02:52.010
this lead tech
2400
02:02:52.250 --> 02:02:53.929
that I'm good friends with
2401
02:02:54.489 --> 02:02:55.449
told his
2402
02:02:55.690 --> 02:02:58.810
told him in the interview, well I guess we don't need you.
2403
02:02:59.764 --> 02:03:01.844
That was pretty much the interview.
2404
02:03:02.244 --> 02:03:03.525
So that kid
2405
02:03:04.324 --> 02:03:05.764
went back to
2406
02:03:06.724 --> 02:03:07.364
the
2407
02:03:08.005 --> 02:03:10.485
recruiter that that company has
2408
02:03:10.804 --> 02:03:12.405
trying to hire people
2409
02:03:12.630 --> 02:03:15.830
and that kid whined, cried and complained
2410
02:03:16.550 --> 02:03:18.230
that he didn't get the job.
2411
02:03:18.870 --> 02:03:19.989
So And
2412
02:03:20.790 --> 02:03:23.430
the lead tech, no, it gets better.
2413
02:03:24.724 --> 02:03:28.484
The lead tech, his boss was in the interview.
2414
02:03:29.284 --> 02:03:31.204
HR, all nine yards.
2415
02:03:31.925 --> 02:03:34.324
Now this lead tech is fucking
2416
02:03:34.565 --> 02:03:39.684
he's got a lot of fucking knowledge. He's been a mechanic now for twenty
2417
02:03:40.540 --> 02:03:41.820
right at twenty years.
2418
02:03:42.860 --> 02:03:44.380
So he's got a lot of knowledge.
2419
02:03:44.940 --> 02:03:45.659
Mhmm.
2420
02:03:45.820 --> 02:03:51.179
So the so the kid calls back to the recruiter, whines, cries and complains,
2421
02:03:51.980 --> 02:03:54.540
and the recruiter calls back the company
2422
02:03:54.985 --> 02:03:57.065
and says, why didn't you hire this kid?
2423
02:03:57.625 --> 02:03:59.145
Because he doesn't know shit.
2424
02:03:59.625 --> 02:04:03.065
And the recruiter says Right. Well, can he be taught?
2425
02:04:04.425 --> 02:04:05.305
$30
2426
02:04:05.305 --> 02:04:06.025
an hour.
2427
02:04:06.425 --> 02:04:09.225
And my friend says, no, I don't fucking think so.
2428
02:04:11.530 --> 02:04:12.170
But
2429
02:04:12.650 --> 02:04:14.090
to somebody's
2430
02:04:14.250 --> 02:04:15.210
wisdom,
2431
02:04:15.850 --> 02:04:17.290
they hired this kid.
2432
02:04:17.930 --> 02:04:19.450
Now he's not making
2433
02:04:19.770 --> 02:04:20.650
$38
2434
02:04:20.650 --> 02:04:22.090
an hour. Nope.
2435
02:04:22.985 --> 02:04:24.104
He's starting
2436
02:04:24.985 --> 02:04:26.504
whatever, whatever
2437
02:04:27.385 --> 02:04:29.224
hourly rate they gave him.
2438
02:04:29.545 --> 02:04:30.504
Probably
2439
02:04:30.744 --> 02:04:32.184
closer to about 20,
2440
02:04:32.505 --> 02:04:33.945
and that might be generous.
2441
02:04:34.425 --> 02:04:36.985
Hell yeah, it was, it was close to that.
2442
02:04:37.880 --> 02:04:40.679
I don't remember what the amount was, man. He
2443
02:04:40.840 --> 02:04:41.719
told me.
2444
02:04:42.440 --> 02:04:43.159
So
2445
02:04:45.560 --> 02:04:46.840
and it's like
2446
02:04:47.159 --> 02:04:48.520
and now his company?
2447
02:04:49.495 --> 02:04:51.414
Of course our company won't do this,
2448
02:04:52.055 --> 02:04:54.695
they're giving their new hires a true
2449
02:04:54.935 --> 02:04:56.054
ninety day
2450
02:04:57.175 --> 02:04:58.775
performance evaluation.
2451
02:04:59.655 --> 02:05:01.495
If you can't perform in ninety days,
2452
02:05:02.330 --> 02:05:03.210
bye.
2453
02:05:03.690 --> 02:05:05.290
It ought to be like that.
2454
02:05:05.610 --> 02:05:06.330
Yep.
2455
02:05:06.650 --> 02:05:07.450
Seriously,
2456
02:05:07.450 --> 02:05:10.730
it ought to be like that. You're right, it should be.
2457
02:05:11.290 --> 02:05:12.170
However,
2458
02:05:13.210 --> 02:05:14.090
because
2459
02:05:14.885 --> 02:05:16.164
his company
2460
02:05:16.165 --> 02:05:17.445
in this area
2461
02:05:18.325 --> 02:05:20.244
got like, they have like
2462
02:05:21.045 --> 02:05:24.164
nine positions open for mobile mechanics.
2463
02:05:24.725 --> 02:05:27.205
Right. And they can't and they can't get them filled
2464
02:05:27.900 --> 02:05:30.300
because nobody wants to work.
2465
02:05:31.100 --> 02:05:33.260
And when they do, they say, well,
2466
02:05:33.740 --> 02:05:37.740
I have three years of experience, I'm worth 38 to $40 an hour.
2467
02:05:38.300 --> 02:05:39.340
Yeah. Right.
2468
02:05:39.900 --> 02:05:42.140
Going back to what you said, Rich,
2469
02:05:43.405 --> 02:05:44.764
you ain't worth
2470
02:05:45.485 --> 02:05:56.844
or Brian, you ain't worth what you think you're worth until you prove it. And based upon this interview, you've already proven you don't know a fucking thing.
2471
02:05:58.200 --> 02:05:59.400
Now understand,
2472
02:06:00.040 --> 02:06:01.960
it takes a while to
2473
02:06:02.760 --> 02:06:03.800
get knowledge.
2474
02:06:05.480 --> 02:06:06.680
Right. Yeah.
2475
02:06:06.920 --> 02:06:11.880
Same way as same way as a truck driver. It takes you a while to get that knowledge
2476
02:06:13.125 --> 02:06:14.725
where shit goes,
2477
02:06:14.965 --> 02:06:15.925
axles,
2478
02:06:16.245 --> 02:06:18.085
when you're carrying x weight
2479
02:06:18.245 --> 02:06:19.844
at x position
2480
02:06:19.925 --> 02:06:21.205
on the trailer.
2481
02:06:21.765 --> 02:06:24.885
You did that's not an, you know, overnight thing.
2482
02:06:26.190 --> 02:06:26.989
You know?
2483
02:06:27.310 --> 02:06:33.310
My truck, it almost is, because we don't haul anything other than the same thing we haul every
2484
02:06:33.310 --> 02:06:34.270
fucking day.
2485
02:06:35.150 --> 02:06:35.790
Right.
2486
02:06:36.030 --> 02:06:37.790
But that's kinda like Walmart.
2487
02:06:38.935 --> 02:06:42.695
Yeah, yeah, they have to adjust their axles based upon
2488
02:06:43.815 --> 02:06:45.014
theirs, but they
2489
02:06:45.415 --> 02:06:49.975
they have a common load that they carry every single day. Every single load.
2490
02:06:51.110 --> 02:06:54.550
So but it took me a while to get, you know, master
2491
02:06:54.710 --> 02:06:58.949
what I can, where I can put it, what I can put on there.
2492
02:06:59.430 --> 02:07:02.070
And then I had to prove to my boss
2493
02:07:02.725 --> 02:07:03.445
that
2494
02:07:04.485 --> 02:07:07.205
because of the knowledge that I had already retained,
2495
02:07:07.525 --> 02:07:11.765
you can't put that much shit on the truck or if it's gonna be overweight, period.
2496
02:07:12.165 --> 02:07:13.685
And I proved him correctly.
2497
02:07:14.580 --> 02:07:18.739
You know, I was 12,000.
2498
02:07:18.739 --> 02:07:19.459
Yeah, almost
2499
02:07:20.179 --> 02:07:22.099
twelve thousand pounds overweight.
2500
02:07:22.420 --> 02:07:23.219
He says,
2501
02:07:23.540 --> 02:07:30.815
No, you're not. I'm like, Okay, Mike. I'm not gonna argue with you. I'm gonna go down here to the weigh station
2502
02:07:30.895 --> 02:07:32.335
and I'm gonna prove it.
2503
02:07:33.135 --> 02:07:36.015
So I got fueled up, I got everything
2504
02:07:36.015 --> 02:07:38.974
that I needed. Full on fuel, full on depth.
2505
02:07:39.375 --> 02:07:41.135
My fat ass was in the cab
2506
02:07:42.430 --> 02:07:46.030
and I went over the scales and I was almost twelve thousand pounds over.
2507
02:07:46.590 --> 02:07:50.989
And I said, well, I called him and said, I'm coming back, I gotta
2508
02:07:51.230 --> 02:07:52.110
download
2509
02:07:52.430 --> 02:07:53.550
considerably,
2510
02:07:53.710 --> 02:07:55.390
I'm twelve thousand pounds overweight.
2511
02:07:56.545 --> 02:07:59.745
And then I had to show him the weight ticket for him to
2512
02:07:59.745 --> 02:08:00.465
actually,
2513
02:08:01.185 --> 02:08:01.824
you know,
2514
02:08:02.305 --> 02:08:02.945
click.
2515
02:08:03.505 --> 02:08:07.585
Okay, I have X amount of spots on the trailer, but I can't hold
2516
02:08:08.220 --> 02:08:09.420
that much weight.
2517
02:08:10.220 --> 02:08:11.820
So I had to take six,
2518
02:08:13.100 --> 02:08:14.219
pallets off
2519
02:08:14.460 --> 02:08:18.460
and then I was just barely under a thousand pounds of my max.
2520
02:08:18.940 --> 02:08:21.100
I said that is what I can haul.
2521
02:08:21.715 --> 02:08:23.635
That is what I told you.
2522
02:08:24.114 --> 02:08:24.994
But again,
2523
02:08:25.315 --> 02:08:27.074
his position
2524
02:08:28.035 --> 02:08:29.954
is not a driver.
2525
02:08:30.675 --> 02:08:32.355
That's all I do
2526
02:08:32.594 --> 02:08:33.795
is drive
2527
02:08:34.740 --> 02:08:37.300
And everything else in the facility if need be.
2528
02:08:38.100 --> 02:08:39.540
Because I've
2529
02:08:39.940 --> 02:08:45.940
got all that knowledge and I've earned all that. Go off and figure you can make it from place A to place B with a 100 mile an hour pencil.
2530
02:08:46.595 --> 02:08:48.435
Absolutely.
2531
02:08:49.635 --> 02:08:51.315
I've had So Go
2532
02:08:52.195 --> 02:08:57.555
ahead, dude. Sorry. He gives he gives me that he he respects me to the aspect
2533
02:08:57.955 --> 02:08:58.835
of I know
2534
02:08:59.470 --> 02:09:03.310
what I know because of the position that I am in.
2535
02:09:03.950 --> 02:09:04.670
Now,
2536
02:09:05.950 --> 02:09:07.469
me taking his position
2537
02:09:08.190 --> 02:09:09.790
won't ever fucking happen.
2538
02:09:10.190 --> 02:09:11.390
Zip zero zilch.
2539
02:09:12.095 --> 02:09:14.095
Assistant manager position,
2540
02:09:14.415 --> 02:09:16.015
it ain't ever gonna fucking happen.
2541
02:09:16.735 --> 02:09:23.455
Maintenance manager, because we got three managers. The plant manager, the system manager and the maintenance manager. I ain't doing none of their fucking job.
2542
02:09:24.030 --> 02:09:26.749
It isn't because I can't do that job,
2543
02:09:27.389 --> 02:09:31.789
it's because I have to then deal with people
2544
02:09:32.829 --> 02:09:35.309
that whine and cry and complain about
2545
02:09:35.790 --> 02:09:36.429
their job.
2546
02:09:37.385 --> 02:09:39.145
You
2547
02:09:39.145 --> 02:09:39.625
could
2548
02:09:40.265 --> 02:09:43.625
always be able to just speak the way
2549
02:09:44.025 --> 02:09:46.585
that you speak to folks and they can,
2550
02:09:47.065 --> 02:09:49.385
you'll get the ones who don't fit
2551
02:09:49.780 --> 02:09:54.099
out of there, and you'll you can get people who do fit into there.
2552
02:09:54.580 --> 02:09:57.860
We can't even find those fucking people.
2553
02:09:58.980 --> 02:10:02.900
But, again, I'm not the hiring and firing authority.
2554
02:10:03.594 --> 02:10:04.635
Thank God.
2555
02:10:04.795 --> 02:10:07.034
I don't wanna have to deal with
2556
02:10:07.435 --> 02:10:08.155
people.
2557
02:10:09.114 --> 02:10:10.635
Period. Anymore,
2558
02:10:11.114 --> 02:10:12.954
I'll get my fucking truck.
2559
02:10:13.435 --> 02:10:15.514
I'll whine, bitch, and complain
2560
02:10:15.820 --> 02:10:16.700
because
2561
02:10:16.780 --> 02:10:17.739
my mom,
2562
02:10:18.620 --> 02:10:18.940
I was
2563
02:10:20.380 --> 02:10:21.500
she bore
2564
02:10:21.580 --> 02:10:22.780
a whiner
2565
02:10:23.020 --> 02:10:24.460
but not a quitter.
2566
02:10:25.020 --> 02:10:26.060
I ain't gonna but
2567
02:10:26.540 --> 02:10:32.295
damn it, you're gonna hear every fucking I'm bitch about it. Every bit of my opinion the whole damn time.
2568
02:10:32.695 --> 02:10:33.974
But I ain't gonna quit.
2569
02:10:35.495 --> 02:10:36.054
But
2570
02:10:36.695 --> 02:10:37.175
no.
2571
02:10:38.455 --> 02:10:41.094
No. Thank you. Because I know
2572
02:10:41.815 --> 02:10:44.534
based upon several individuals
2573
02:10:44.775 --> 02:10:46.135
that they can't
2574
02:10:46.720 --> 02:10:47.600
nobody
2575
02:10:48.720 --> 02:10:49.920
wants to
2576
02:10:50.800 --> 02:10:51.360
work.
2577
02:10:52.560 --> 02:10:56.560
All want to be, they all wanna have shit given to them.
2578
02:10:57.280 --> 02:10:58.640
I was never given
2579
02:10:58.935 --> 02:11:00.774
in my adulthood,
2580
02:11:00.935 --> 02:11:02.374
I was never given
2581
02:11:02.695 --> 02:11:03.494
shit
2582
02:11:03.815 --> 02:11:05.175
except for
2583
02:11:05.255 --> 02:11:06.054
WIC.
2584
02:11:06.614 --> 02:11:07.894
That was the only
2585
02:11:08.375 --> 02:11:09.415
assistance
2586
02:11:09.415 --> 02:11:11.094
I have ever received
2587
02:11:11.580 --> 02:11:12.699
in my life.
2588
02:11:13.740 --> 02:11:15.179
But could either
2589
02:11:15.500 --> 02:11:16.540
one of you
2590
02:11:16.780 --> 02:11:18.219
live that life
2591
02:11:19.180 --> 02:11:21.179
No. And expect to live
2592
02:11:21.580 --> 02:11:25.660
no. Expecting to live off expecting
2593
02:11:26.865 --> 02:11:28.705
to live off of the government.
2594
02:11:29.425 --> 02:11:29.985
And
2595
02:11:30.625 --> 02:11:33.105
everything that you are
2596
02:11:33.505 --> 02:11:36.065
is because of money that you got from the government.
2597
02:11:36.465 --> 02:11:38.545
Yes, I get money from the government
2598
02:11:39.000 --> 02:11:41.559
every month. I get to. Exactly.
2599
02:11:42.119 --> 02:11:43.719
Did you earn it?
2600
02:11:44.360 --> 02:11:48.199
Every damn penny of it. Every penny of it. Your
2601
02:11:48.840 --> 02:11:49.879
disability,
2602
02:11:50.519 --> 02:11:51.719
your social security,
2603
02:11:52.355 --> 02:11:53.635
you earned that.
2604
02:11:54.115 --> 02:11:55.715
Yes, sir. I did. I earned my
2605
02:11:56.115 --> 02:11:57.075
retirement.
2606
02:11:57.075 --> 02:11:58.115
I earned
2607
02:11:58.115 --> 02:11:59.475
my disability,
2608
02:12:00.195 --> 02:12:07.795
which sucks because I'd rather not fucking I'd rather be a lot more healthier than fucking getting money, but that's neither here nor there.
2609
02:12:08.650 --> 02:12:11.769
Right. Eventually I will get social security
2610
02:12:12.329 --> 02:12:13.929
and I'll still be working.
2611
02:12:14.570 --> 02:12:17.689
Okay, but those are the three or four
2612
02:12:18.170 --> 02:12:22.010
that I physically have to do nothing other than breathe
2613
02:12:22.825 --> 02:12:24.025
to receive.
2614
02:12:24.745 --> 02:12:26.344
But I've earned those.
2615
02:12:26.825 --> 02:12:29.465
They have not just been given to me.
2616
02:12:30.105 --> 02:12:30.824
Right.
2617
02:12:31.145 --> 02:12:38.425
And I can only imagine what my social security is going to be when I apply for
2618
02:12:37.730 --> 02:12:38.770
still being
2619
02:12:39.570 --> 02:12:40.690
fully employed.
2620
02:12:41.730 --> 02:12:43.010
Now I know Rich,
2621
02:12:43.410 --> 02:12:45.890
you're thinking well, you know, you could wait
2622
02:12:46.290 --> 02:12:49.250
until you are not fully employed
2623
02:12:49.410 --> 02:12:51.010
to collect social security.
2624
02:12:51.594 --> 02:12:53.114
This is very true.
2625
02:12:53.675 --> 02:12:54.394
However,
2626
02:12:55.114 --> 02:12:57.275
if I wait from 62
2627
02:12:57.275 --> 02:12:58.794
to 67,
2628
02:12:59.195 --> 02:13:00.155
I will be
2629
02:13:00.795 --> 02:13:02.954
almost $80,000
2630
02:13:02.954 --> 02:13:04.635
behind
2631
02:13:05.449 --> 02:13:08.650
instead of getting it at 62 and
2632
02:13:08.650 --> 02:13:09.929
maybe living
2633
02:13:10.730 --> 02:13:11.849
five, six,
2634
02:13:12.730 --> 02:13:14.969
ten, who knows how many years
2635
02:13:15.210 --> 02:13:15.929
after.
2636
02:13:16.330 --> 02:13:19.530
But I would have to live until I'm 89 years old
2637
02:13:19.864 --> 02:13:20.664
to
2638
02:13:21.225 --> 02:13:22.264
break even
2639
02:13:22.824 --> 02:13:23.864
from the time
2640
02:13:24.344 --> 02:13:27.224
that I took it from 62 or 67.
2641
02:13:27.705 --> 02:13:29.465
You kinda lost me.
2642
02:13:30.025 --> 02:13:30.744
Okay.
2643
02:13:31.225 --> 02:13:32.905
If you take it at 62,
2644
02:13:33.670 --> 02:13:34.469
Yes.
2645
02:13:34.550 --> 02:13:39.110
It's a lower monthly amount, but you get five years more
2646
02:13:39.350 --> 02:13:42.310
of the money. If you wait till 67,
2647
02:13:42.310 --> 02:13:44.070
yes, it's a higher amount.
2648
02:13:44.790 --> 02:13:46.150
Let's say you lived
2649
02:13:46.505 --> 02:13:50.665
you know, another twenty years And get a higher amount still if you wait until 70.
2650
02:13:51.385 --> 02:13:52.105
Right.
2651
02:13:52.265 --> 02:13:59.465
But you still will not break even at that higher amount from what you have been earning from 62
2652
02:13:59.625 --> 02:14:01.385
until you're 89.
2653
02:14:02.230 --> 02:14:02.949
Right.
2654
02:14:03.030 --> 02:14:03.670
Right.
2655
02:14:04.070 --> 02:14:06.230
That's when you will have broken even.
2656
02:14:06.550 --> 02:14:10.630
And after the age of 89 transfers over to my wife. So
2657
02:14:11.750 --> 02:14:14.070
What's that dude after the age of 89 what?
2658
02:14:15.574 --> 02:14:16.614
Damn dude.
2659
02:14:18.375 --> 02:14:20.295
You're overall.
2660
02:14:21.574 --> 02:14:22.054
We've
2661
02:14:23.175 --> 02:14:27.895
hold up. Let your let your Internet catch You're you're you're speaking faster than your data transfer.
2662
02:14:28.940 --> 02:14:33.900
And we lost That's coming. I knew that was about to happen. He was cutting in and out.
2663
02:14:34.220 --> 02:14:34.780
Yeah,
2664
02:14:35.420 --> 02:14:37.420
He's
2665
02:14:37.420 --> 02:14:38.060
back.
2666
02:14:38.220 --> 02:14:39.260
I'm back.
2667
02:14:41.835 --> 02:14:45.915
Missed Hey, you. So I'm gonna take a lower amount at 62.
2668
02:14:46.795 --> 02:14:49.915
So I have what, five years worth of money?
2669
02:14:51.275 --> 02:14:51.915
Yeah.
2670
02:14:52.875 --> 02:14:57.660
But being fully employed, I don't know how much of that money I'm going to get
2671
02:14:58.300 --> 02:15:01.660
because if you make x amount, you lose so much
2672
02:15:02.380 --> 02:15:07.100
a month. I don't know how that works. So I was just going wait until It's
2673
02:15:08.620 --> 02:15:10.060
normally two to one.
2674
02:15:10.675 --> 02:15:19.235
So for every dollar you would give give back Social Security, they do the math automatically and take it out and stuff like that. But
2675
02:15:20.034 --> 02:15:22.434
and you would have to check with Social Security
2676
02:15:22.835 --> 02:15:24.675
when you get to 62
2677
02:15:24.995 --> 02:15:28.540
and, you know, see if he can start drawing it because,
2678
02:15:29.340 --> 02:15:31.099
well, Congress is still
2679
02:15:31.420 --> 02:15:32.220
running
2680
02:15:32.220 --> 02:15:39.260
around like chicken with their head cut off because they're saying Social Security is gonna run out of money by 2034.
2681
02:15:39.975 --> 02:15:40.614
So
2682
02:15:40.935 --> 02:15:42.535
that's another eight years.
2683
02:15:43.415 --> 02:15:44.855
Yeah, it is correct.
2684
02:15:45.175 --> 02:15:50.375
So Yeah. But I would like to have at least a small chunk of what I fucking have invested
2685
02:15:50.375 --> 02:15:51.655
in for the last
2686
02:15:52.389 --> 02:15:54.869
see, I started working when I was 16
2687
02:15:55.510 --> 02:15:56.869
up till this point.
2688
02:15:57.590 --> 02:15:58.229
Yeah.
2689
02:15:58.550 --> 02:16:00.229
Don't know. Oh, yeah. You'll and
2690
02:16:00.789 --> 02:16:03.829
and I mean, you'll have to check
2691
02:16:05.535 --> 02:16:06.255
for,
2692
02:16:07.615 --> 02:16:08.575
you know, what
2693
02:16:09.535 --> 02:16:10.735
social security
2694
02:16:10.895 --> 02:16:11.615
has
2695
02:16:11.855 --> 02:16:12.895
the time.
2696
02:16:13.455 --> 02:16:14.175
Right,
2697
02:16:14.255 --> 02:16:16.095
for all my taxable
2698
02:16:16.175 --> 02:16:16.575
income,
2699
02:16:17.050 --> 02:16:19.690
which retirement is taxable income,
2700
02:16:19.770 --> 02:16:21.290
disability is not.
2701
02:16:21.930 --> 02:16:22.650
Right.
2702
02:16:23.050 --> 02:16:23.770
So
2703
02:16:24.890 --> 02:16:26.330
I don't know, I think
2704
02:16:27.130 --> 02:16:29.130
my taxable income last year was,
2705
02:16:29.755 --> 02:16:31.195
fuck, I don't remember,
2706
02:16:31.435 --> 02:16:32.315
right around
2707
02:16:33.115 --> 02:16:34.235
90,000.
2708
02:16:34.715 --> 02:16:35.436
Right.
2709
02:16:36.155 --> 02:16:36.715
And got
2710
02:16:38.555 --> 02:16:42.635
not a whole hell of a lot to show for it, but again, that's
2711
02:16:42.250 --> 02:16:43.370
that's Ron's
2712
02:16:44.010 --> 02:16:45.931
family dynamics and
2713
02:16:46.170 --> 02:16:47.690
we won't go into that.
2714
02:16:48.010 --> 02:16:48.650
Right.
2715
02:16:50.570 --> 02:16:57.130
Because then I get agitated and then when I get agitated, I can't sleep and then when I can't sleep, I get grumpy
2716
02:16:57.505 --> 02:16:58.545
and then I
2717
02:16:58.785 --> 02:17:00.065
act just like Rich.
2718
02:17:02.705 --> 02:17:04.145
You didn't have more than one.
2719
02:17:04.465 --> 02:17:05.505
Well, I'm doing
2720
02:17:06.385 --> 02:17:13.290
actually pretty good right now. I didn't get much sleep last night because I stayed up till about 01:00 in the morning
2721
02:17:14.090 --> 02:17:15.450
playing with that program
2722
02:17:15.850 --> 02:17:18.490
and sending that email to myself.
2723
02:17:19.050 --> 02:17:19.530
And
2724
02:17:19.930 --> 02:17:22.170
you know, that is absolutely
2725
02:17:22.170 --> 02:17:22.569
cool.
2726
02:17:23.555 --> 02:17:26.115
Now that I've taken my medicine,
2727
02:17:26.355 --> 02:17:29.235
my ass will be out in a fucking hour.
2728
02:17:29.795 --> 02:17:30.436
Right.
2729
02:17:30.915 --> 02:17:33.795
And I'm not gonna let that that lapse
2730
02:17:33.795 --> 02:17:34.035
of
2731
02:17:36.399 --> 02:17:37.600
drowsiness
2732
02:17:38.319 --> 02:17:39.280
pass
2733
02:17:40.479 --> 02:17:44.399
before my ass is asleep because then, yeah, I won't fucking
2734
02:17:44.880 --> 02:17:46.640
sleep a majority of the night.
2735
02:17:47.695 --> 02:17:48.575
Right.
2736
02:17:48.575 --> 02:17:50.415
So I got that wee little
2737
02:17:51.535 --> 02:17:52.256
window
2738
02:17:52.815 --> 02:17:55.375
that usually happens about this time,
2739
02:17:56.095 --> 02:18:00.336
but it won't happen this time because I didn't take my medicine until
2740
02:18:00.815 --> 02:18:01.775
later
2741
02:18:02.290 --> 02:18:03.170
because
2742
02:18:03.330 --> 02:18:05.970
my ass don't have to fucking get up in the morning.
2743
02:18:06.449 --> 02:18:11.810
Well, can Oh, there you go. It does, but it doesn't have to get up at fucking five.
2744
02:18:12.290 --> 02:18:13.649
It has to get up at about
2745
02:18:14.865 --> 02:18:15.825
06:30.
2746
02:18:16.625 --> 02:18:18.785
Because I gotta go get the tires rotated.
2747
02:18:19.665 --> 02:18:23.266
Wednesday, I gotta go get the transmission fluid done.
2748
02:18:24.065 --> 02:18:25.346
And then Friday,
2749
02:18:25.346 --> 02:18:28.465
got a doctor's appointment. Thursday, I'm getting some
2750
02:18:29.720 --> 02:18:33.880
vinyl put on the Jeep because some of my vinyl has faded
2751
02:18:34.439 --> 02:18:36.280
and then I have to replace the,
2752
02:18:36.680 --> 02:18:41.960
let's see, tomorrow after get the tires rotated, have to come back to the house, put the new rear
2753
02:18:42.415 --> 02:18:43.295
rotors
2754
02:18:43.295 --> 02:18:46.255
and pads on, that's gonna be a lot of excitement.
2755
02:18:47.295 --> 02:18:50.495
Right. And depends on how warm it gets,
2756
02:18:50.495 --> 02:18:53.694
it depends on when I'm going to
2757
02:18:55.010 --> 02:18:56.931
do the seal on the front
2758
02:18:57.330 --> 02:19:00.130
diff because it is leaking.
2759
02:19:01.410 --> 02:19:02.290
Okay.
2760
02:19:03.010 --> 02:19:04.931
But it's not too hard of a job.
2761
02:19:05.490 --> 02:19:06.290
No, it's not.
2762
02:19:07.035 --> 02:19:12.235
It really isn't. It's some bolts, take it off, take off the old gasket,
2763
02:19:12.475 --> 02:19:13.835
put on new gasket,
2764
02:19:14.314 --> 02:19:17.755
put it back on, fill it back up. You're right, it's not a lot,
2765
02:19:18.154 --> 02:19:20.234
but I ain't doing it at fucking 100 degrees.
2766
02:19:21.120 --> 02:19:22.800
No. Hell no. Fuck yeah.
2767
02:19:23.199 --> 02:19:25.680
My ass is coming into the air conditioning
2768
02:19:26.239 --> 02:19:28.720
because I got one room,
2769
02:19:29.359 --> 02:19:31.440
one of the spare rooms organized
2770
02:19:31.600 --> 02:19:32.080
today.
2771
02:19:33.695 --> 02:19:38.976
Oh, here's a real good one for you. So when I was organizing my room,
2772
02:19:39.455 --> 02:19:41.695
I had been looking for one
2773
02:19:42.335 --> 02:19:43.296
specific
2774
02:19:43.375 --> 02:19:44.735
piece of paper
2775
02:19:45.136 --> 02:19:46.495
for eight
2776
02:19:46.900 --> 02:19:47.860
years
2777
02:19:47.940 --> 02:19:48.660
now.
2778
02:19:49.620 --> 02:19:50.900
And I found
2779
02:19:50.900 --> 02:19:51.940
that one
2780
02:19:52.100 --> 02:19:52.820
said
2781
02:19:52.980 --> 02:19:54.101
piece of paper.
2782
02:19:54.740 --> 02:19:56.740
That's a piece of paper
2783
02:19:56.980 --> 02:19:57.700
that
2784
02:19:58.020 --> 02:20:00.575
broke down how much it me
2785
02:20:02.175 --> 02:20:03.935
to go to CVS school
2786
02:20:04.175 --> 02:20:05.535
several years ago,
2787
02:20:06.015 --> 02:20:07.295
that air gas
2788
02:20:07.375 --> 02:20:08.735
was gonna pay for.
2789
02:20:09.375 --> 02:20:10.095
Right.
2790
02:20:10.814 --> 02:20:13.775
So now I finally found that piece of paper,
2791
02:20:14.175 --> 02:20:15.135
called HR,
2792
02:20:15.990 --> 02:20:22.470
you know, and explained to our new HR, but our senior HR will will know the situation.
2793
02:20:22.630 --> 02:20:25.030
I'm just waiting for a response
2794
02:20:25.350 --> 02:20:26.550
on if
2795
02:20:26.950 --> 02:20:29.270
because it has been so long,
2796
02:20:30.035 --> 02:20:32.436
will they still honor that?
2797
02:20:33.075 --> 02:20:34.995
Right. That I don't know.
2798
02:20:35.715 --> 02:20:38.115
No. They might. Because that's been close to
2799
02:20:38.755 --> 02:20:42.835
you're right. They they might, which would be absolutely great,
2800
02:20:43.234 --> 02:20:44.595
because that's
2801
02:20:45.891 --> 02:20:47.331
$4,800
2802
02:20:48.051 --> 02:20:50.211
Damn, this is what it cost me to
2803
02:20:50.610 --> 02:20:51.011
Well,
2804
02:20:51.730 --> 02:20:52.450
yeah.
2805
02:20:53.091 --> 02:20:53.971
But you know,
2806
02:20:54.450 --> 02:21:01.726
hopefully they will still honor that and pay me what it cost for me to go to school because that was part of
2807
02:21:02.765 --> 02:21:03.645
what they
2808
02:21:04.365 --> 02:21:05.565
were offering
2809
02:21:05.885 --> 02:21:09.405
when I got my c when I got my CDL.
2810
02:21:09.971 --> 02:21:10.851
Right.
2811
02:21:11.330 --> 02:21:12.610
So I'm
2812
02:21:12.610 --> 02:21:15.091
just waiting to hear back from them on
2813
02:21:15.730 --> 02:21:16.291
that.
2814
02:21:16.690 --> 02:21:17.410
You know,
2815
02:21:17.811 --> 02:21:20.450
I don't have very high hopes on it
2816
02:21:21.170 --> 02:21:22.851
because of that factor,
2817
02:21:23.011 --> 02:21:23.570
but
2818
02:21:23.825 --> 02:21:25.186
you just never know.
2819
02:21:25.665 --> 02:21:28.785
Nope. Yeah. You never know. You never know.
2820
02:21:29.505 --> 02:21:33.985
And that that amount might pay me that that amount might
2821
02:21:34.625 --> 02:21:37.265
get me the goal of getting one wheel
2822
02:21:37.740 --> 02:21:39.020
for a hot rod.
2823
02:21:39.819 --> 02:21:44.140
So eventually one day I can have a hot rod to take down to cruising the coast.
2824
02:21:44.700 --> 02:21:47.340
That would be cool. Yeah. It would be.
2825
02:21:47.740 --> 02:21:49.740
But I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon.
2826
02:21:50.545 --> 02:21:55.105
Well, you never know, dude. You just never know. I could fucking hit the lottery
2827
02:21:55.505 --> 02:21:56.386
tomorrow.
2828
02:21:57.025 --> 02:21:57.745
Right.
2829
02:21:58.465 --> 02:21:59.666
Yeah. So
2830
02:22:01.825 --> 02:22:03.825
if I did that, man, I tell you what,
2831
02:22:04.579 --> 02:22:06.100
I wouldn't tell anybody,
2832
02:22:06.579 --> 02:22:08.180
but there would be signs.
2833
02:22:11.699 --> 02:22:14.260
There would be signs, Yeah.
2834
02:22:14.260 --> 02:22:15.700
There would be a whole
2835
02:22:15.859 --> 02:22:18.020
a whole car carrier
2836
02:22:18.395 --> 02:22:20.075
of nothing but Jeeps
2837
02:22:20.715 --> 02:22:21.596
on it
2838
02:22:22.795 --> 02:22:25.676
going to one final destination.
2839
02:22:26.635 --> 02:22:27.516
My house.
2840
02:22:28.155 --> 02:22:29.995
You might get one. Black Bear Road.
2841
02:22:30.890 --> 02:22:32.410
Might you might get one.
2842
02:22:32.970 --> 02:22:36.730
You know what? The or you might get one there, Brian.
2843
02:22:37.609 --> 02:22:39.450
I wouldn't know what to do with ever.
2844
02:22:39.689 --> 02:22:49.945
It'd be Well be a sad waste of of metal and metal and tires. It'd end up having to start being like, I don't wanna go over the rock. I might scratch something.
2845
02:22:52.265 --> 02:22:58.105
Well, at least you would have a vehicle that might not break down. Speaker Oh, that's true too.
2846
02:23:00.820 --> 02:23:03.780
But see, that wouldn't be part of the deal.
2847
02:23:04.260 --> 02:23:06.980
The part of the deal is is you'd have to
2848
02:23:07.860 --> 02:23:09.860
be Ross Ross crappy. How
2849
02:23:10.820 --> 02:23:13.141
no. I don't even fucking wrong crappy anymore.
2850
02:23:13.655 --> 02:23:14.615
Dude,
2851
02:23:15.495 --> 02:23:16.215
uh-uh.
2852
02:23:17.335 --> 02:23:19.015
That that particular
2853
02:23:19.015 --> 02:23:19.976
obstacle
2854
02:23:20.455 --> 02:23:23.655
will almost put a Jeep on its roof now.
2855
02:23:24.135 --> 02:23:26.135
That's how bad that that.
2856
02:23:27.689 --> 02:23:29.930
Someone's been spreading the cheeks, Oh,
2857
02:23:31.050 --> 02:23:33.370
yeah. They got that motherfucker spread wide
2858
02:23:33.770 --> 02:23:34.490
open.
2859
02:23:35.210 --> 02:23:37.130
Yeah. I look at it and go Yeah.
2860
02:23:37.450 --> 02:23:41.689
Just look at it and like, oh, no. Fuck. No. No. No. No. Not gonna happen.
2861
02:23:42.716 --> 02:23:46.556
And the bad thing about that is that particular park,
2862
02:23:47.115 --> 02:23:48.556
because of the two
2863
02:23:49.516 --> 02:23:51.036
floodings that they have had,
2864
02:23:51.436 --> 02:23:54.315
oh yeah, half the trails are not even passable
2865
02:23:54.476 --> 02:23:55.275
by a jeep.
2866
02:23:55.960 --> 02:24:01.000
Now these guys that take the side by sides, they'll just, they don't give a fuck.
2867
02:24:02.280 --> 02:24:03.080
They'll tear
2868
02:24:04.359 --> 02:24:06.280
that side by side up to
2869
02:24:06.760 --> 02:24:10.680
make sure that they conquer that trail now. You know what? Good for you.
2870
02:24:11.735 --> 02:24:13.735
Ain't doing it in my Jeep.
2871
02:24:14.615 --> 02:24:17.895
No. So yes, you would have to learn how
2872
02:24:18.855 --> 02:24:19.815
to navigate
2873
02:24:19.815 --> 02:24:20.936
trails.
2874
02:24:21.255 --> 02:24:23.175
I'd even take you to Moab.
2875
02:24:23.989 --> 02:24:25.110
Oh, there you go.
2876
02:24:25.830 --> 02:24:29.910
So yes, you would get to you would get to have some wonderful
2877
02:24:30.390 --> 02:24:32.630
wheeling time out in Moab.
2878
02:24:33.430 --> 02:24:45.895
That would be fun. You'd have fun with that, Brian. Oh, yeah. I believe I'd have fun with it. There's no doubt. A couple times I've gone riding with y'all, it's been a blast. You know? I enjoy
2879
02:24:46.215 --> 02:24:47.415
the hell out of it.
2880
02:24:50.375 --> 02:24:55.041
Just taking my own out there. I'd be like, like I said, I'd be like, I don't know. I'm about to scratch this.
2881
02:24:56.881 --> 02:24:57.841
I'd
2882
02:24:57.841 --> 02:25:00.001
sound like Ron whenever he scratches
2883
02:25:00.721 --> 02:25:03.040
his new rim. He's like, God damn it.
2884
02:25:04.005 --> 02:25:07.926
Right. Only held him for like a month and a half, time to get a scratch on him.
2885
02:25:08.726 --> 02:25:13.205
Oh, that's like when I first got the major gouge in the backside
2886
02:25:13.525 --> 02:25:14.325
of the,
2887
02:25:14.645 --> 02:25:16.645
on the driver's side, man,
2888
02:25:16.726 --> 02:25:17.525
I was
2889
02:25:17.686 --> 02:25:18.885
freaking livid.
2890
02:25:19.601 --> 02:25:21.921
And now I look at it, it's like, whatever.
2891
02:25:22.320 --> 02:25:26.001
Same way with the scratches on the rim, it's like, yeah, whatever.
2892
02:25:26.480 --> 02:25:27.280
All right.
2893
02:25:28.240 --> 02:25:28.961
I mean,
2894
02:25:29.360 --> 02:25:30.800
other people don't care,
2895
02:25:31.455 --> 02:25:35.295
you know? I know. Like, Oh shit, you got a Jeep. That's cool.
2896
02:25:35.774 --> 02:25:38.335
Yeah, that's kind of the main way that most of it goes.
2897
02:25:38.814 --> 02:25:45.280
You care the most about it, but again, this kind of harkens back to what we were saying at the beginning, you know, where
2898
02:25:45.840 --> 02:25:48.160
we're so worried about what
2899
02:25:48.800 --> 02:25:50.320
other people are gonna think.
2900
02:25:50.720 --> 02:25:51.920
Right. And
2901
02:25:52.000 --> 02:25:54.880
the solution and the answer to that is they don't. They
2902
02:25:55.280 --> 02:26:01.796
ain't thinking of you. You would be highly surprised to find out how many how little people think of you. Wendy. That
2903
02:26:03.075 --> 02:26:03.956
is true.
2904
02:26:04.275 --> 02:26:07.315
And I'm fixin' grab Wendy, so I'll mute y'all here in a moment.
2905
02:26:07.716 --> 02:26:08.195
Alright.
2906
02:26:08.851 --> 02:26:10.530
Alright. But but
2907
02:26:13.811 --> 02:26:17.730
Yeah. No. I just like I tell everybody else, you
2908
02:26:18.370 --> 02:26:20.290
think what you think of me,
2909
02:26:20.966 --> 02:26:21.846
don't care.
2910
02:26:22.245 --> 02:26:23.926
Don't give a shit.
2911
02:26:24.645 --> 02:26:26.645
Yeah. Same way.
2912
02:26:26.726 --> 02:26:27.366
Yeah.
2913
02:26:29.046 --> 02:26:32.485
Well, right now you're ready. All right. Let's see here. Me
2914
02:26:32.980 --> 02:26:33.860
because yeah,
2915
02:26:36.820 --> 02:26:41.700
if I worried about what everyone thought about what I did, oh my God, I
2916
02:26:42.980 --> 02:26:44.580
would be in a nut ward by now.
2917
02:26:45.444 --> 02:26:48.645
And you would have never gotten anything fucking accomplished
2918
02:26:49.045 --> 02:26:50.565
Exactly. Whatsoever.
2919
02:26:51.125 --> 02:26:51.845
Right.
2920
02:26:52.005 --> 02:26:54.805
And I would not be in the place that I am.
2921
02:26:55.444 --> 02:26:56.405
So true.
2922
02:26:56.885 --> 02:26:59.205
So yeah, it's like, yeah, no, I'm good.
2923
02:27:00.360 --> 02:27:01.001
Yeah.
2924
02:27:01.400 --> 02:27:07.320
But yeah, it was I'd much rather be in a much better financial situation.
2925
02:27:08.040 --> 02:27:08.761
Sure.
2926
02:27:09.160 --> 02:27:11.561
Who wouldn't? Love to have that. Who wouldn't?
2927
02:27:12.186 --> 02:27:13.386
But you know what?
2928
02:27:14.025 --> 02:27:15.865
I ain't that fucking smart.
2929
02:27:16.745 --> 02:27:18.025
I ain't pretty enough
2930
02:27:19.145 --> 02:27:19.945
to fucking
2931
02:27:20.665 --> 02:27:21.945
dance on a pole.
2932
02:27:23.306 --> 02:27:23.945
Thank God.
2933
02:27:24.580 --> 02:27:25.220
I
2934
02:27:26.260 --> 02:27:28.340
ain't smart enough to be a doctor,
2935
02:27:28.899 --> 02:27:29.460
so
2936
02:27:30.180 --> 02:27:31.620
I have what I have.
2937
02:27:32.100 --> 02:27:32.740
Right.
2938
02:27:33.699 --> 02:27:38.660
You know, I would not come watch you dance on a pole, just letting you know. No, no.
2939
02:27:40.024 --> 02:27:41.705
That ain't for cheap parts.
2940
02:27:41.944 --> 02:27:43.225
I need cheap parts.
2941
02:27:44.104 --> 02:27:44.585
You
2942
02:27:44.984 --> 02:27:45.705
wouldn't
2943
02:27:47.705 --> 02:27:48.265
pause.
2944
02:27:48.984 --> 02:27:52.744
I may pay for foot and feet picks, but that's as far as I'm going.
2945
02:27:54.910 --> 02:27:58.190
Pay for you to put your clothes back on. Just
2946
02:28:01.790 --> 02:28:04.990
saying. I would pay for you to put your clothes back on.
2947
02:28:06.830 --> 02:28:09.070
That's what the mirror does every fucking time.
2948
02:28:12.125 --> 02:28:13.325
What's that, dude?
2949
02:28:13.565 --> 02:28:15.005
Yeah. You're breaking up again.
2950
02:28:16.285 --> 02:28:19.885
I said that the mirror says that every single time,
2951
02:28:22.830 --> 02:28:25.310
But it is yet to give me any cash.
2952
02:28:25.949 --> 02:28:27.550
Well, that's just rude.
2953
02:28:27.869 --> 02:28:29.790
I know. Absolutely.
2954
02:28:30.830 --> 02:28:33.310
That's just totally rude. I don't care who you are.
2955
02:28:33.790 --> 02:28:34.510
Exactly.
2956
02:28:35.149 --> 02:28:35.390
See,
2957
02:28:36.774 --> 02:28:37.575
I know
2958
02:28:38.375 --> 02:28:40.055
because of the fact that
2959
02:28:40.454 --> 02:28:41.814
I do not
2960
02:28:42.055 --> 02:28:42.935
like to
2961
02:28:43.814 --> 02:28:44.535
ever
2962
02:28:45.654 --> 02:28:46.854
pick up a book,
2963
02:28:47.414 --> 02:28:48.295
and that is my
2964
02:28:50.030 --> 02:28:51.230
downfall,
2965
02:28:53.390 --> 02:28:54.190
how
2966
02:28:54.990 --> 02:28:56.511
successful
2967
02:28:56.590 --> 02:28:58.270
a occupation
2968
02:28:58.750 --> 02:28:59.550
that I have.
2969
02:29:02.545 --> 02:29:03.186
Or
2970
02:29:03.346 --> 02:29:05.266
be a old truck.
2971
02:29:09.905 --> 02:29:11.745
That works too, man.
2972
02:29:12.386 --> 02:29:13.105
I
2973
02:29:13.905 --> 02:29:21.350
got a weird question for you. What's that? I don't know if y'all have had this issue or not. Of course, probably not because it's well, it's me.
2974
02:29:21.670 --> 02:29:22.870
Earlier this week,
2975
02:29:23.590 --> 02:29:25.190
I got a weird pain.
2976
02:29:25.750 --> 02:29:26.550
It is
2977
02:29:27.830 --> 02:29:28.310
beside
2978
02:29:29.245 --> 02:29:31.085
my left shoulder blade.
2979
02:29:31.404 --> 02:29:33.805
It's not on my shoulder blade, but it's beside.
2980
02:29:34.045 --> 02:29:34.765
Okay.
2981
02:29:35.005 --> 02:29:36.205
Have a good night.
2982
02:29:39.484 --> 02:29:40.125
Weird
2983
02:29:40.285 --> 02:29:44.205
because it doesn't really bother me much unless I take a deep breath.
2984
02:29:45.430 --> 02:29:46.470
Or if I move
2985
02:29:47.109 --> 02:29:47.990
a little weird,
2986
02:29:49.829 --> 02:29:56.390
the pain will kick up and it'll sting from time to time. Sneezing, oh my God, sneezing kills me. Unless,
2987
02:29:57.195 --> 02:30:04.636
and here's the weird part, and I don't know what the hell is going on. The only way I can make sure that it doesn't hurt if I have a sneeze
2988
02:30:04.875 --> 02:30:08.636
is if I take my, because it's on my left hand side. If I take my left arm
2989
02:30:08.955 --> 02:30:10.875
and I put my arm behind my head,
2990
02:30:11.480 --> 02:30:14.040
like, you know, like if you're laying down on your arm.
2991
02:30:14.440 --> 02:30:15.160
Yeah.
2992
02:30:15.400 --> 02:30:17.000
Okay. If I put my arm
2993
02:30:17.320 --> 02:30:18.601
behind my head,
2994
02:30:19.000 --> 02:30:20.360
the pain goes away.
2995
02:30:20.920 --> 02:30:21.721
Okay.
2996
02:30:22.601 --> 02:30:22.920
Why?
2997
02:30:23.814 --> 02:30:25.895
You have stretched a muscle.
2998
02:30:26.375 --> 02:30:27.735
Yep. But I don't
2999
02:30:29.335 --> 02:30:31.415
know how I stretched a muscle sleeping.
3000
02:30:32.055 --> 02:30:34.135
Well, okay, check this out.
3001
02:30:35.175 --> 02:30:43.040
You'll think this is weird, and that's fine. The other morning, just yesterday morning, I woke up and I've got two spots,
3002
02:30:43.680 --> 02:30:52.800
one on the inside of my thigh and there's a bump there. I woke up with it hurting and there's another one along the side of my calf on my right leg,
3003
02:30:53.345 --> 02:30:55.665
and if it's touched, it hurts,
3004
02:30:55.984 --> 02:30:57.665
and I was sleeping.
3005
02:30:57.984 --> 02:31:03.425
I mean, I don't know if I turned wrong, if I moved wrong, I don't know what it is,
3006
02:31:03.984 --> 02:31:04.705
you know?
3007
02:31:05.265 --> 02:31:08.545
Right. But yeah, like you with, you know, with yours,
3008
02:31:09.030 --> 02:31:10.710
yeah, somehow you
3009
02:31:11.510 --> 02:31:16.391
turned wrong or when you was turning over, you tweaked something
3010
02:31:16.710 --> 02:31:17.351
and
3011
02:31:18.390 --> 02:31:24.565
it's inflamed, it's saying, Hey, fuck it, let me be. And you can. That's the only thing I could find out from Doctor.
3012
02:31:25.524 --> 02:31:30.165
Google, it was either, hey, I was having a heart attack, I was having muscle spasm,
3013
02:31:30.324 --> 02:31:31.525
or I
3014
02:31:31.925 --> 02:31:32.885
dislocated
3015
02:31:32.885 --> 02:31:35.364
a did you know you can dislocate a rib?
3016
02:31:36.390 --> 02:31:39.190
I've heard of them, but I haven't really
3017
02:31:39.670 --> 02:31:43.510
thought of not know you could dislocate I didn't know there were joints in your ribs.
3018
02:31:44.229 --> 02:31:45.990
I didn't know that either.
3019
02:31:46.390 --> 02:31:57.186
But apparently, they are because you can dislocate a rib. So that was the the other thing is like, you could have dislocated a rib. It's like, well, god dang. That was some hell of a of a dream I don't remember having.
3020
02:31:57.425 --> 02:31:58.465
Right.
3021
02:32:00.944 --> 02:32:01.425
Right.
3022
02:32:01.745 --> 02:32:03.505
Don't know what you're doing in front of me here.
3023
02:32:04.391 --> 02:32:06.391
Oh, you're a freaking Indian, dude. You're
3024
02:32:08.150 --> 02:32:10.391
Come on. What are we doing?
3025
02:32:10.710 --> 02:32:12.711
We're turning. Okay. We're turning.
3026
02:32:13.110 --> 02:32:16.471
Thank you for finally using your turn blinker after you've already made the turn.
3027
02:32:18.415 --> 02:32:20.095
That's
3028
02:32:20.095 --> 02:32:21.535
because that's because
3029
02:32:22.175 --> 02:32:25.695
the blinker fluid had not gotten up to the trailer.
3030
02:32:26.095 --> 02:32:27.136
I guess not.
3031
02:32:27.855 --> 02:32:28.175
Yeah.
3032
02:32:29.390 --> 02:32:30.910
I
3033
02:32:30.910 --> 02:32:34.110
had a guy that was handing me my Wendy's order.
3034
02:32:34.670 --> 02:32:36.830
He has a little bit of an accent.
3035
02:32:37.070 --> 02:32:39.790
And so whenever he told me, he said
3036
02:32:40.030 --> 02:32:41.229
1934.
3037
02:32:42.505 --> 02:32:44.825
I did not hear 1994.
3038
02:32:44.825 --> 02:32:46.185
I heard 9094.
3039
02:32:46.185 --> 02:32:47.625
And I was like, excuse me?
3040
02:32:47.865 --> 02:32:48.825
And he was like,
3041
02:32:49.705 --> 02:32:51.465
1919.
3042
02:32:51.625 --> 02:32:55.705
I was like, oh, okay. Whew. Alright. Well, thank you for making sure my heart works.
3043
02:32:57.450 --> 02:33:04.891
Right. He's he's gonna laugh, but yeah. I was like, oh, shit. Exactly. Ham two hamburgers and a and and some fries.
3044
02:33:05.690 --> 02:33:07.770
Yeah. Even 19.
3045
02:33:07.931 --> 02:33:08.891
Damn.
3046
02:33:09.290 --> 02:33:10.570
Yeah. Well, that's expected.
3047
02:33:11.726 --> 02:33:12.766
Oh, I know.
3048
02:33:13.325 --> 02:33:15.806
Okay. We go off and do do two
3049
02:33:15.806 --> 02:33:18.445
drink or one drink and two
3050
02:33:19.005 --> 02:33:22.686
and two fries over at Wendy's, and it'll
3051
02:33:22.686 --> 02:33:26.445
come it'll come out sometimes to be in being like $13.
3052
02:33:27.430 --> 02:33:29.110
Like, son of a bitch.
3053
02:33:29.110 --> 02:33:30.150
Damn it, that's Yeah, a lot of
3054
02:33:31.430 --> 02:33:33.511
it is. It's a buttload.
3055
02:33:33.590 --> 02:33:34.870
That's
3056
02:33:34.870 --> 02:33:38.230
why I've gone to just cooking at home. It's a whole lot cheaper.
3057
02:33:38.790 --> 02:33:41.750
Oh, yeah. My cost per meal is
3058
02:33:42.285 --> 02:33:43.245
just
3059
02:33:43.245 --> 02:33:44.445
a couple dollars,
3060
02:33:44.685 --> 02:33:46.525
you know? Yeah. Oh yeah.
3061
02:33:47.324 --> 02:33:48.445
Will say, my
3062
02:33:49.165 --> 02:33:51.245
electric company sent me a letter
3063
02:33:51.564 --> 02:33:53.965
and I guess they send it to everybody
3064
02:33:54.125 --> 02:33:55.085
and it breaks down,
3065
02:33:55.841 --> 02:33:59.681
it broke down my energy usage for last month.
3066
02:34:00.080 --> 02:34:01.041
Uh-huh.
3067
02:34:01.280 --> 02:34:03.121
And it said, my stove
3068
02:34:03.681 --> 02:34:04.561
uses
3069
02:34:04.641 --> 02:34:06.480
62%
3070
02:34:06.881 --> 02:34:08.960
of the energy I consume in a month.
3071
02:34:09.944 --> 02:34:12.425
They're probably going, what the hell are you doing, man?
3072
02:34:13.064 --> 02:34:16.265
Use more energy than everybody else on your stove. And
3073
02:34:16.744 --> 02:34:21.225
it said, also it said, consider using the microwave more.
3074
02:34:21.910 --> 02:34:24.070
I don't cook in a fucking microwave.
3075
02:34:24.070 --> 02:34:25.030
Exactly.
3076
02:34:25.190 --> 02:34:28.391
I might reheat, but I don't cook in a microwave.
3077
02:34:29.110 --> 02:34:29.750
Yeah.
3078
02:34:30.070 --> 02:34:32.230
Microwave is just my popcorn pumper.
3079
02:34:32.550 --> 02:34:32.950
Right.
3080
02:34:35.564 --> 02:34:40.365
Well, you remember what you said about diesel last week, Rich, that it was over six?
3081
02:34:40.685 --> 02:34:41.405
Yeah.
3082
02:34:42.045 --> 02:34:43.405
We're at five
3083
02:34:44.285 --> 02:34:46.444
what was it? $5.95 I saw
3084
02:34:46.860 --> 02:34:48.221
was our highest.
3085
02:34:48.940 --> 02:34:52.301
Well, the national average is over six and down here,
3086
02:34:52.620 --> 02:34:55.261
I've seen it anywhere from $5.99
3087
02:34:55.261 --> 02:34:56.621
to $6.40.
3088
02:34:56.940 --> 02:34:58.460
And you know what's causing that?
3089
02:34:59.675 --> 02:35:00.476
Iran.
3090
02:35:00.955 --> 02:35:01.835
No.
3091
02:35:02.155 --> 02:35:05.596
Not at all. The fucking gas companies,
3092
02:35:05.995 --> 02:35:07.035
Chevron,
3093
02:35:07.755 --> 02:35:08.636
Exxon
3094
02:35:09.275 --> 02:35:10.795
are price gouging
3095
02:35:12.100 --> 02:35:15.140
because their second quarter earnings
3096
02:35:15.700 --> 02:35:17.220
for both companies
3097
02:35:17.460 --> 02:35:19.620
is record earnings
3098
02:35:20.100 --> 02:35:21.380
for the company
3099
02:35:21.620 --> 02:35:23.300
period in a quarter.
3100
02:35:24.056 --> 02:35:26.296
They're driving up the price of gas
3101
02:35:26.535 --> 02:35:29.096
because what are we coming into next month?
3102
02:35:29.735 --> 02:35:31.176
Midterm elections.
3103
02:35:31.895 --> 02:35:33.735
And they're price gouging
3104
02:35:34.136 --> 02:35:35.096
fuel
3105
02:35:35.910 --> 02:35:39.270
because of Yeah, because Democrats are great for the oil field.
3106
02:35:39.910 --> 02:35:42.391
That's why they're doing it. Yeah.
3107
02:35:42.870 --> 02:35:44.150
I And came over to
3108
02:35:45.590 --> 02:35:48.470
you know how much diesel is in LA?
3109
02:35:49.425 --> 02:35:56.865
No. They can't get it up any higher because they have maxed out the amount on the pumps. $9.99
3110
02:35:56.865 --> 02:36:00.145
in some in that three different filling stations.
3111
02:36:01.040 --> 02:36:02.000
Wow.
3112
02:36:03.200 --> 02:36:05.200
Yep. And that's just the gas company
3113
02:36:05.359 --> 02:36:06.480
price gouging.
3114
02:36:06.880 --> 02:36:07.840
That's it.
3115
02:36:08.239 --> 02:36:11.360
I've heard that I've heard some of it is the fact that
3116
02:36:12.000 --> 02:36:13.359
Ukraine has
3117
02:36:13.975 --> 02:36:15.655
hit several of the
3118
02:36:16.615 --> 02:36:21.735
Well, there's two main events. One, the Houthis have taken out the
3119
02:36:22.135 --> 02:36:23.895
Moss Saudi
3120
02:36:24.375 --> 02:36:25.015
pipeline.
3121
02:36:26.229 --> 02:36:26.949
So they've
3122
02:36:27.590 --> 02:36:30.710
So why is the cost of oil $90 per barrel?
3123
02:36:31.189 --> 02:36:32.790
And the cost of gasoline
3124
02:36:32.869 --> 02:36:36.390
is almost $4 a gallon. Is almost $4 a gallon.
3125
02:36:36.790 --> 02:36:39.750
Well, because also
3126
02:36:39.244 --> 02:36:44.524
Ukraine has hit several processing points in oil refineries
3127
02:36:44.604 --> 02:36:46.604
in Russia. So Russia has
3128
02:36:47.645 --> 02:36:48.445
dropped
3129
02:36:48.685 --> 02:36:50.444
their ability to produce
3130
02:36:51.101 --> 02:36:52.061
diesel.
3131
02:36:52.700 --> 02:36:53.501
So the
3132
02:36:53.900 --> 02:36:55.501
other US is
3133
02:36:56.460 --> 02:36:59.181
having to take up the slack on it also.
3134
02:36:59.820 --> 02:37:00.381
But
3135
02:37:00.700 --> 02:37:03.580
as a whole, I'm a little bit
3136
02:37:05.095 --> 02:37:08.455
with the fact that the other they're wanting
3137
02:37:11.255 --> 02:37:11.895
to,
3138
02:37:14.695 --> 02:37:18.615
of the midterms. Yeah, I'll get it spit out one day and Mike.
3139
02:37:20.580 --> 02:37:23.061
But the price of a barrel of oil has not changed.
3140
02:37:23.540 --> 02:37:25.780
Just price of the pump has gone up.
3141
02:37:26.020 --> 02:37:27.780
Yep, price of oil
3142
02:37:27.780 --> 02:37:29.300
still under a 100.
3143
02:37:29.780 --> 02:37:32.899
Yep. And even when it was $4 a gallon
3144
02:37:33.635 --> 02:37:34.835
under Obama,
3145
02:37:35.235 --> 02:37:37.075
I mean, it had gotten up to like
3146
02:37:37.635 --> 02:37:40.915
110,
3147
02:37:41.155 --> 02:37:42.835
115,
3148
02:37:42.835 --> 02:37:43.476
I think.
3149
02:37:44.275 --> 02:37:46.035
And then, see, what was it in?
3150
02:37:47.360 --> 02:37:51.041
But it fell again. It fell down below 50 back in
3151
02:37:52.080 --> 02:37:56.480
2016,
3152
02:37:56.801 --> 02:37:57.520
2015.
3153
02:37:59.265 --> 02:38:02.945
Either way, the people that are set in the price of the fuel is
3154
02:38:03.104 --> 02:38:04.065
the oil
3155
02:38:04.865 --> 02:38:06.065
speculators
3156
02:38:06.385 --> 02:38:07.505
and traders
3157
02:38:07.745 --> 02:38:09.665
and the fucking gas companies.
3158
02:38:10.145 --> 02:38:11.185
It ain't fucking Trump.
3159
02:38:12.130 --> 02:38:14.291
No. But everyone blames Trump.
3160
02:38:14.530 --> 02:38:16.211
Of course they do.
3161
02:38:16.690 --> 02:38:17.490
Because
3162
02:38:17.891 --> 02:38:20.051
everyone needs something to
3163
02:38:20.370 --> 02:38:21.410
to There's a
3164
02:38:22.450 --> 02:38:25.650
scam the guy Well, everybody needs with them.
3165
02:38:26.216 --> 02:38:29.895
Yeah. Well, that's why there's somebody that's right. Anger at me. Did
3166
02:38:32.296 --> 02:38:33.416
we lose everybody?
3167
02:38:33.815 --> 02:38:38.615
No. I'm still here as far as I know. No. Okay. Yeah. You're here. No. Nope. I'm not here.
3168
02:38:39.270 --> 02:38:43.750
Do you lose me? Oh, just what? Everybody just went fucking I haven't left. Dead.
3169
02:38:44.470 --> 02:38:45.110
Damn it.
3170
02:38:45.590 --> 02:38:49.431
Damn it. Yeah. I'm getting myself pulled in there in the house.
3171
02:38:50.630 --> 02:38:53.190
Alrighty. Just in time for your
3172
02:38:53.655 --> 02:38:54.615
Oh, yeah. Podcast
3173
02:38:55.815 --> 02:38:56.936
information.
3174
02:38:57.095 --> 02:38:57.495
Yep.
3175
02:38:59.655 --> 02:39:00.375
So
3176
02:39:00.695 --> 02:39:01.575
alright.
3177
02:39:02.535 --> 02:39:08.935
And for whatever reason, oh my god. Me, all of a sudden, has decided it's going to go into nuclear meltdown. I can barely walk.
3178
02:39:09.949 --> 02:39:11.390
The fuck did I do myself? How
3179
02:39:13.390 --> 02:39:14.510
old are you, Brian?
3180
02:39:15.390 --> 02:39:16.350
I'm
3181
02:39:16.350 --> 02:39:19.310
53, but I'm walking like I'm 74.
3182
02:39:19.790 --> 02:39:20.430
Bingo.
3183
02:39:22.445 --> 02:39:27.485
Well, I'm 74? You're No. You're fucking old. You're an old fucking fart.
3184
02:39:27.726 --> 02:39:31.405
No. I'm old, but same time, I
3185
02:39:31.645 --> 02:39:35.245
don't know what the fuck I did to my knee. That is just weird.
3186
02:39:36.150 --> 02:39:37.590
Hobbling around, like
3187
02:39:38.710 --> 02:39:46.870
Now now you're feeling the Like I've been jumping out of airplanes my whole life. Right. Now you're now you're feeling the army pain versus the navy pain.
3188
02:40:00.130 --> 02:40:01.090
So alright.
3189
02:40:01.489 --> 02:40:02.290
We can
3190
02:40:02.850 --> 02:40:03.490
grab
3191
02:40:05.410 --> 02:40:06.850
Oh, I'll grab my back. Alright.
3192
02:40:08.770 --> 02:40:11.570
Here we go. Now that I'm not hobbling
3193
02:40:11.729 --> 02:40:12.050
around,
3194
02:40:12.715 --> 02:40:13.595
I can
3195
02:40:13.915 --> 02:40:14.635
get
3196
02:40:16.074 --> 02:40:17.515
crushed by the dogs.
3197
02:40:17.995 --> 02:40:20.075
Oh, so anyhow.
3198
02:40:20.635 --> 02:40:21.755
So alright.
3199
02:40:22.395 --> 02:40:24.395
Let's see here. I need to get your
3200
02:40:24.650 --> 02:40:29.211
actually, I didn't get a chance to I didn't make it over here in town before I beat the
3201
02:40:29.690 --> 02:40:32.410
let's what are we gonna do for website of the week?
3202
02:40:33.210 --> 02:40:34.410
Let's see here.
3203
02:40:35.210 --> 02:40:36.011
Let's see here.
3204
02:40:38.505 --> 02:40:43.306
You're probably not interested in sewing, so we won't do free sewing patterns.
3205
02:40:43.945 --> 02:40:47.306
Well, it's not for us. It's it's for people who listen to us.
3206
02:40:47.945 --> 02:40:48.905
Well, let's see here.
3207
02:40:49.939 --> 02:40:52.260
Oh, there you go. Here's a little something for
3208
02:40:52.979 --> 02:40:54.740
if you're on
3209
02:40:54.899 --> 02:40:56.100
a desktop,
3210
02:40:56.340 --> 02:40:57.939
you can actually run
3211
02:41:02.165 --> 02:41:03.926
a program or a,
3212
02:41:04.806 --> 02:41:06.325
technically it's a JavaScript,
3213
02:41:06.726 --> 02:41:10.086
but anyhow, it's called catgatekeeper.org.
3214
02:41:10.726 --> 02:41:14.726
And what happens is if you have problems being able to stop scrolling,
3215
02:41:15.880 --> 02:41:18.040
what you'll do is you could sit there and keep
3216
02:41:18.840 --> 02:41:19.721
you utilize
3217
02:41:20.040 --> 02:41:21.561
this this JavaScript.
3218
02:41:22.120 --> 02:41:33.795
And after a certain amount of time, then you get to have a big ass cat on your screen. Come walk onto the screen, sit down, block your view of what's going on instead of you doing doing the work that you wanna do.
3219
02:41:36.035 --> 02:41:37.235
Yeah. Should be.
3220
02:41:38.035 --> 02:41:39.315
They not get everything
3221
02:41:39.555 --> 02:41:40.755
while they forget.
3222
02:41:41.395 --> 02:41:44.354
Oh, fucking hell. Well, take the fries. Take the fries.
3223
02:41:45.820 --> 02:41:47.020
Whatever. Okay.
3224
02:41:47.340 --> 02:41:48.620
Anyhow, sorry.
3225
02:41:49.340 --> 02:41:52.700
Wendy screwed the die screwed the meal up, as they usually do.
3226
02:41:53.420 --> 02:41:56.620
They're about like Arby's where you gotta walk in
3227
02:41:59.835 --> 02:42:00.715
see what,
3228
02:42:01.675 --> 02:42:03.354
and verify visually
3229
02:42:03.755 --> 02:42:06.314
whether you got what you want or not.
3230
02:42:07.114 --> 02:42:07.595
So,
3231
02:42:08.475 --> 02:42:09.435
but anyhow, so yeah,
3232
02:42:10.909 --> 02:42:18.910
they've a Chrome extension, Firefox extension. They actually got one for Windows and Mac OS, and you can even use the open source version
3233
02:42:19.710 --> 02:42:21.150
for GitHub. So
3234
02:42:21.869 --> 02:42:22.909
there is that.
3235
02:42:24.354 --> 02:42:25.235
And so,
3236
02:42:25.635 --> 02:42:27.635
if you're wanting a little more productivity,
3237
02:42:27.635 --> 02:42:28.995
you can always utilize
3238
02:42:29.155 --> 02:42:31.795
virtual cat to help you do so.
3239
02:42:32.115 --> 02:42:34.355
So you turn it on and after a few moments,
3240
02:42:34.835 --> 02:42:37.635
cattle can just walk across your screen, sit down on
3241
02:42:38.195 --> 02:42:41.310
what you're viewing and block what you're block
3242
02:42:42.029 --> 02:42:44.430
whatever whatever scene you're watching.
3243
02:42:44.830 --> 02:42:45.390
So
3244
02:42:45.710 --> 02:42:49.470
so we got the catgatekeeper.org.
3245
02:42:50.029 --> 02:42:51.310
So with that,
3246
02:42:52.275 --> 02:42:54.355
quick little, slightly
3247
02:42:54.675 --> 02:42:55.875
unprepared
3248
02:42:55.955 --> 02:42:56.835
website.
3249
02:42:57.314 --> 02:42:58.436
Lay down though.
3250
02:42:59.075 --> 02:43:07.240
And we'll go ahead and we'll say thank you everybody for coming on, sit down, having a listen and see what three friends have to say to each other about
3251
02:43:07.400 --> 02:43:07.961
life
3252
02:43:08.440 --> 02:43:09.400
and everything.
3253
02:43:09.641 --> 02:43:15.001
You know, whatever happens to be on our mind, whatever rabbit hole we happen to find, we decided to roll down on.
3254
02:43:15.320 --> 02:43:16.280
We've got,
3255
02:43:16.920 --> 02:43:17.561
you can
3256
02:43:18.040 --> 02:43:24.205
guarantee that we're gonna be talking about some. I'll be talking about current events, past events, future events,
3257
02:43:24.445 --> 02:43:25.485
no events,
3258
02:43:25.564 --> 02:43:26.205
you know,
3259
02:43:26.685 --> 02:43:31.726
talk about why we've got weird pains in the middle of our back because we, you know, somehow
3260
02:43:32.205 --> 02:43:33.405
dislocated a rib.
3261
02:43:35.300 --> 02:43:37.460
So we don't know what the hell,
3262
02:43:38.740 --> 02:43:41.700
as we're getting old, because now all of a sudden I've got
3263
02:43:42.660 --> 02:43:43.860
a knee that
3264
02:43:44.820 --> 02:43:46.660
doesn't want to operate properly.
3265
02:43:46.980 --> 02:43:47.140
And
3266
02:43:47.835 --> 02:43:50.636
that happened somewhere in between while I was
3267
02:43:51.115 --> 02:43:54.476
setting it, getting into the car when we were first talking
3268
02:43:54.875 --> 02:44:12.450
to me driving all the way over here to canoe somewhere in between there. Did something to my knee. I don't know. I was sitting still or at least I thought I was sitting still. I might've been running and just didn't remember it. So but damn. So yeah. Weird weird shit. Suddenly, all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, falling apart, and it's
3269
02:44:13.090 --> 02:44:15.250
Welcome to old age. Yep.
3270
02:44:15.489 --> 02:44:17.329
Welcome welcome to Pokey Land.
3271
02:44:18.154 --> 02:44:21.195
And you're not old yet, but this is when it starts.
3272
02:44:21.755 --> 02:44:25.435
Yeah. That's how it starts. It's just a, what happened to my knee?
3273
02:44:26.555 --> 02:44:28.395
Hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble.
3274
02:44:29.114 --> 02:44:31.995
But yeah. So we talk about all sorts of
3275
02:44:32.960 --> 02:44:34.001
different things.
3276
02:44:34.641 --> 02:44:41.041
And what you'll notice is that while we're talking, we share our thoughts. We share our what we really think.
3277
02:44:41.601 --> 02:44:45.520
And we're not worried about what
3278
02:44:46.204 --> 02:44:56.845
our sponsor's going to think. Why? Because we don't do sponsors. We do a value for value system. And that value for value system means that the only people that we really have to
3279
02:44:57.164 --> 02:44:59.564
try to influence
3280
02:44:59.750 --> 02:45:00.630
is you.
3281
02:45:01.350 --> 02:45:04.311
You are the person that we have to turn to and go, hey,
3282
02:45:04.790 --> 02:45:07.510
did we create any value in your life?
3283
02:45:07.990 --> 02:45:12.150
And that if if so, if we got you to laugh, cry, think, groan,
3284
02:45:12.470 --> 02:45:14.470
you know, entertained you in some way,
3285
02:45:15.505 --> 02:45:16.386
then great.
3286
02:45:16.705 --> 02:45:20.226
What is that worth to you? Is it worth some time and worth writing
3287
02:45:20.545 --> 02:45:27.745
us an email and telling us what you think? Did we get something completely wrong that you think we ought to know and you wanna give us a piece of your mind?
3288
02:45:28.500 --> 02:45:34.340
Sweet. Awesome. Yeah. Rich doesn't care, but, you know, I would like to hear from you. So because,
3289
02:45:35.539 --> 02:45:51.625
you know, Rich doesn't care whether you're an asshole or not. It it it doesn't bother him. No. It doesn't. Might make me cry a little bit. So if you wanna try to make me cry, please go ahead. Shoot an email over to us. We I'd love to see if I if you can get me to tear up and go call
3290
02:45:51.625 --> 02:45:54.024
my mom and and and and stuff like that.
3291
02:45:54.939 --> 02:45:56.540
Next week. We can also
3292
02:45:56.859 --> 02:45:57.340
hey.
3293
02:45:57.899 --> 02:45:58.859
Possible.
3294
02:45:58.859 --> 02:46:01.900
You know, someone might call me some dirty word.
3295
02:46:02.460 --> 02:46:04.460
Did you cry next week?
3296
02:46:05.020 --> 02:46:06.859
Well, you know, next week I might cry.
3297
02:46:08.574 --> 02:46:09.455
Stay
3298
02:46:09.534 --> 02:46:11.774
tuned next week when you hear Brian goes,
3299
02:46:12.335 --> 02:46:13.215
well, that
3300
02:46:14.175 --> 02:46:15.135
was cruel.
3301
02:46:15.454 --> 02:46:16.814
So, you know.
3302
02:46:18.494 --> 02:46:19.695
But you see,
3303
02:46:19.854 --> 02:46:20.415
you
3304
02:46:20.734 --> 02:46:24.800
can provide your time, your talent, your treasure to value for value.
3305
02:46:25.040 --> 02:46:33.920
Time being, shoot us an email, tell us what you think, come up with an idea. What's something that we need to be talking about that we have not yet to mention?
3306
02:46:34.885 --> 02:46:41.926
Let us know. Share it with us. I love to hear from you, and we could then have the discussion and involve you in the discussion.
3307
02:46:42.965 --> 02:46:45.845
Also can you can also just provide
3308
02:46:46.740 --> 02:47:01.815
a link to the show. Tell your friends, family, to hit somebody in the mouth. Let them know, tell them that there's a show that you need to watch. Tell them until they actually listen. You got them on a road trip, trap them on there by playing
3309
02:47:02.215 --> 02:47:04.535
the show and let them hear
3310
02:47:05.095 --> 02:47:06.855
what we talked about and understand
3311
02:47:07.655 --> 02:47:08.695
what it is
3312
02:47:09.335 --> 02:47:10.455
you've been carrying on about.
3313
02:47:11.590 --> 02:47:12.950
Because we love
3314
02:47:14.630 --> 02:47:17.190
to be able to have these conversations and
3315
02:47:17.430 --> 02:47:18.630
we wanna be able to
3316
02:47:19.830 --> 02:47:21.990
have our community also grow.
3317
02:47:22.550 --> 02:47:28.905
And so if you find us entertaining in some way, then you probably know a couple people who are gonna find us entertaining also.
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And with that, then you just let them know. Shoot, know, let them know, go to through do a search for three grumpy bet or two grumpy bets and a dude and let them know, hey, we've got there's this this podcast. You you would enjoy it.
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And they'll look and go, good God, it's three hours. It's like, yeah, but it doesn't take that long. It's a quick three hours. I mean, I'm always astounded how quick these three hours go. It's like,
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we were I just got started, you know?
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Don't know how
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it took
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02:47:59.195 --> 02:48:00.796
me almost three hours to
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get home,
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but somehow it did.
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But, you know, you
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02:48:08.476 --> 02:48:09.275
can provide
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value back by
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telling people, sharing it on Facebook, Instagram,
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X,
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Blue Sky, Mastodon,
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02:48:18.391 --> 02:48:22.870
all the other different social media sites out there. You could also
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02:48:23.351 --> 02:48:27.590
commit your your talent. Maybe you wanna create some
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02:48:27.125 --> 02:48:29.925
album art for us so that we could put it onto
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02:48:32.564 --> 02:48:39.205
our chapters or even for the album. If we find one that we really like, we'll use that as our album art for the episode.
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And so you're able to
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do that. If you create something, just make sure it's a 2,000 by 2,000 pixel image.
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02:48:47.860 --> 02:49:02.045
It does have to be squared. If not, then I'll go through, I'll square it up. But at the same time, it would just be easier if it's 2,000 by 2,000 square and send it over to me, then that's Circlecast, C I R C L E C A S T
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gmail dot com. Or you can get ahold of Rich@RChelsonat
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and that's spelled CHELSON@gmail.com.
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And
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send
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it over to us and we'd love to see it. We'll talk about it. We'll work through it and decide which ones go where.
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02:49:26.135 --> 02:49:29.495
And from there, we will give you a shout out and
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02:49:30.295 --> 02:49:31.016
talk
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02:49:31.415 --> 02:49:34.295
about it on the show. And I'll give links,
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02:49:35.410 --> 02:49:37.570
little link love on
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the websites.
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And all because you
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shared it out
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and
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you sent
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us a
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02:49:47.090 --> 02:49:48.130
piece of album art.
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And then finally,
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the other way that you can help is just
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through the
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little green certificates
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02:49:56.814 --> 02:49:57.936
of appreciation.
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02:49:58.495 --> 02:50:00.975
You can send those over. You can go
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02:50:01.330 --> 02:50:07.170
any modern podcasting app that you can get over at podcastapps.com.
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02:50:07.569 --> 02:50:11.250
That's apps with an s, podcastapps.com,
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02:50:11.569 --> 02:50:13.970
and choose a podcast, download it,
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02:50:14.555 --> 02:50:19.595
and it has a lot of different features that most legacy apps don't use.
3365
02:50:20.395 --> 02:50:23.755
And one of the great ones is on if you go to the show page,
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02:50:23.994 --> 02:50:25.354
you're you will find
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02:50:25.835 --> 02:50:29.675
a link to support the show. And when you click on that, it will bring up
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02:50:31.680 --> 02:50:34.000
our PayPal page. And there you can
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02:50:35.600 --> 02:50:37.280
actually submit
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however much you want to submit
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02:50:39.680 --> 02:50:40.400
to
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help support our show, whether it's a one time donation or a reoccurring donation.
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02:50:47.226 --> 02:50:49.626
Either way works great for us.
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02:50:50.025 --> 02:50:53.145
And we'd be highly blessed if you did that too.
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02:50:53.465 --> 02:50:56.266
And so with all that said
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02:50:57.560 --> 02:51:00.840
and such, I'd like to say thank you very much.
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02:51:03.160 --> 02:51:04.681
Rich, what do you got to say?
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02:51:05.240 --> 02:51:09.480
Oh, not too much. I just, again, I want to thank everybody for listening.
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02:51:10.056 --> 02:51:14.136
And yeah, we're still, we're still climbing on the downloads.
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We're over
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10,000.
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We're at 10,273
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right now.
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So nice. Yeah. It's it's it's cruising pretty well and I'm
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02:51:25.120 --> 02:51:26.240
I'm enjoying this.
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02:51:26.640 --> 02:51:29.840
So but yeah, no, thanks for listening to
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02:51:30.160 --> 02:51:30.800
our
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02:51:32.000 --> 02:51:34.560
ramblings about anything and everything.
3389
02:51:34.960 --> 02:51:40.854
And you know, if we said something you like or don't like, send us an email, archelsongmail
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02:51:40.854 --> 02:51:43.735
dot com or circlecastgmail
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02:51:43.735 --> 02:51:47.735
dot com, and we would be happy to discuss it with you.
3392
02:51:48.295 --> 02:51:49.175
Absolutely.
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02:51:49.655 --> 02:51:54.615
And we'll do it on the air even, you know? So you can keep sending us emails
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02:51:54.740 --> 02:51:55.700
and we'll
3395
02:51:56.820 --> 02:51:57.860
talk with you.
3396
02:51:59.300 --> 02:52:01.780
It's just- Just don't call Rich Rachel.
3397
02:52:02.180 --> 02:52:05.221
No, do not. Please do not call me Rachel.
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God,
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I was hoping you would- He likes Sue a little better, but you know.
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But anyway, no, seriously,
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we
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have fun doing this. We glad y'all are listening and
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downloading this. Send us an email, say, Hey, how you doing? How's your mom and them?
3404
02:52:25.530 --> 02:52:29.851
So, you know, other than that, share this show out and tell
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02:52:30.490 --> 02:52:31.770
other people about
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how we make everybody mad, you know?
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02:52:35.455 --> 02:52:38.415
That's about all I got. Dude, what you got, man?
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02:52:38.975 --> 02:52:40.735
I have the tip of the day.
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02:52:41.455 --> 02:52:43.695
What is the tip of the day?
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02:52:45.295 --> 02:52:49.854
Tip of the day is don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt.
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02:52:51.160 --> 02:52:51.881
Pick
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02:52:52.681 --> 02:52:55.721
up your dingle dangle and tuck it in your shirt.
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02:52:57.960 --> 02:53:01.480
Oh my God, it's been years since I've heard that.
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Years.
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Oh shit, I was a young man when I first heard that.
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Yes,
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weren't we all in basic training? Yes, sir.
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That's right. Nice
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little cadence.
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Yep.
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02:53:17.560 --> 02:53:20.840
And trying not to laugh? Oh my god. That was hard.
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Yeah.
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It was.
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02:53:26.439 --> 02:53:30.760
So again, what these two gentlemen have said, you know, we appreciate
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02:53:31.324 --> 02:53:35.245
everyone that comes and joins us and listens to the podcast.
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02:53:36.364 --> 02:53:38.364
Again, yes, let your
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02:53:38.364 --> 02:53:40.604
friends, your anybody
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02:53:41.245 --> 02:53:42.604
that you see that
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02:53:43.500 --> 02:53:46.381
may want to enjoy the show, invite them to,
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02:53:46.700 --> 02:53:52.620
you know, the next podcast and say these are some dumb motherfuckers, don't know what the fuck they're gonna talk about,
3431
02:53:53.740 --> 02:53:56.380
and can't agree on a damn bit of fucking anything.
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02:53:57.155 --> 02:53:59.395
But anyway, we enjoy having we
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02:53:59.715 --> 02:54:01.155
enjoy having fun,
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02:54:01.555 --> 02:54:03.395
you know, for three hours just,
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02:54:03.555 --> 02:54:04.195
you know,
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02:54:05.395 --> 02:54:11.955
talking about this, that, or, you know, getting ready to punch each other through the fucking phone if that was possible.
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02:54:12.460 --> 02:54:13.101
So,
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02:54:13.819 --> 02:54:17.660
again, glad everybody joined the our podcast tonight,
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02:54:17.740 --> 02:54:18.220
and
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I will give it back over to Brian.
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Alright. Well,
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02:54:23.100 --> 02:54:23.820
Ron,
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02:54:24.220 --> 02:54:25.979
Rich, again, as always,
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02:54:26.585 --> 02:54:28.025
glad to hear y'all.
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02:54:28.425 --> 02:54:34.665
Now that we now that I've got a reason to look forward to on Mondays, I'm glad to that I'll be able to spend it with y'all.
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I hope y'all have a good rest of the week,
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02:54:37.944 --> 02:54:40.824
and we will talk to y'all next next Monday.
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02:54:41.471 --> 02:54:44.511
So till then, y'all take care, and catch y'all then.
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02:54:44.830 --> 02:54:46.233
So bye.
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02:54:47.273 --> 02:54:47.914
Later.
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02:54:48.313 --> 02:54:49.434
Peace out.
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02:54:49.674 --> 02:54:55.354
Alright, guys. Catch y'all then. Alright. Have a good week, guys. See you. Alright. You too. Alright.
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Bye bye.
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Bye.