Write the Wrong

It’s back to school season, which means it’s also back to the annual drama over Portland Public Schools — superintendent contracts, building closures, classroom consolidations. But this week, Mike zooms out to the bigger issue hiding underneath all of it: Oregon currently ranks 50th in the nation in fourth-grade reading proficiency.

To talk about it, Mike welcomes a guest who’s impossible to ignore — quite literally dressed as a two-foot pencil. J. Schuberth is the creator behind “Pencil for Governor,” a write-in campaign designed to force Oregon’s literacy crisis into the spotlight. Jay walks through how a joke among friends turned into a real campaign, what it’s actually like knocking on doors in a pencil costume, and why it took a mascot to get people talking about something this serious

Together, they dig into what states like Mississippi, Louisiana, and Tennessee did differently to turn their reading rankings around — and lay out a five-step pledge for what Oregon could actually do about it. It’s part satire, part policy deep-dive, and a reminder that sometimes it takes something absurd to make people pay attention to something urgent.

Plus: Elinor Jones returns for a back-to-school edition of “In the News,” covering celebrity balloon arches, Meghan Markle’s UK school controversy, and JD Vance’s stay-at-home parent stipend proposal.

In this episode:

* Oregon’s 50th-in-the-nation ranking in 4th grade reading proficiency

* The origin story behind the “Pencil for Governor” campaign

* What Mississippi, Louisiana, and Tennessee did to improve reading outcomes

* The five-step pledge for fixing literacy in Oregon

* Pencil’s picks for governor-for-a-day: policy, press conferences, and photo ops

* In the News: back-to-school culture wars, royal school drama, and the politics of parenting

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Links:

* You can read Elinor Jones at the Mercury Trash Report

* You can learn more about Pencil’s run for Governor

* Sign the Petition to build support for fixing Oregon’s reading outcomes!

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