Snooki & Joey bring the CHAOS on celebrity crushes, situationships & dating advice

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Speaker 1: It's happening with Snookie and Joey.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to come back.
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Speaker 1: We're back and by that ever, actually I'm wearing mom jeans. Look at Ie how high my waist? My waist is well.
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Speaker 2: I have to say, I like your offit better like this is more Joey. I feel like last week it's like who are you, ma'am? Like who are you trying to impress? Here? This is more Joey.
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Speaker 1: So I like that company. It was like, you're we're back into our new new, our new program. I want to make sure I look Oh yeah.
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Speaker 2: You want to look fancy. Well, today I am wearing I'm wearing the Pride shirt from the Sookie shop because it's Pride. It's almost over.
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Speaker 1: Thank god, I'm so I'm not I'm not observing this year due to budget cutbacks, I'm not observing.
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Speaker 3: Well, ladies.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to show, everyone, Crusaders. I hope you're enjoying our new home here. If you're just joining us for the first time, I don't think they are. I know we're gonna get into that in a second. But yes, welcome to the show. Everyone, poor drink lover of your panties, and away we go.
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Speaker 3: We were on.
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Speaker 1: Now we we We had our big premiere last week of our new and approved It's Happening, and we got some mixed reviews. Now the press loves it. However, Yes, the calls coming from inside the house. The haters are coming from inside the house. The Crusader's page or is a bunch of nasty fucking cunts.
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Speaker 2: Are you bitches on your period?
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Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
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Speaker 2: How very dare you? Me and Joy have been working so hard. This is Joey's dream to have a professional looking show. We did it for you, bitches, and everyone's like, well, I liked I liked the old format better.
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Speaker 1: I missed the song. I hate the colors. I don't like the microphones. I don't like how the cole's actually paying attention.
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Speaker 2: Nicole is actually speaking and like not on our phone and like talking yes, okay tuot.
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Speaker 1: It's like if we can't we can't win it. We can't win, we can't lose them. You'll all go to the home I'll send you. We'll all send you to to reform school and then you go to a home for girls.
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Speaker 2: But we did, I have to say, we did have a lot of positive feedback, a lot of the Crusaders were like, we're loving the new look, we love the new segments, we love the energy. So I just feel like there was a couple of you that were in your period and it's fine, speak your truth. I love it, and we still love you. But girls, we are trying hard for you.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, well I'll shut the page down if you keep it up, keys and lead the page. But yeah, we got to mixed reviews, but we also got some very positive views. We had a we had a we had an exclusive on S Weekly, US Weekly.
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Speaker 2: We did We're famous.
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Speaker 3: I know, I'm feeling very right.
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Speaker 1: I'm getting right back to the swing of things, do you know, Like I mean, there's so many moving parts of our new setup. Though, imagine like back in the day, like we only had a shoe string to talk to you in a Campbell soup can, and now there's like there's fifteen.
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Speaker 2: To play telephone. I love that, and but.
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Speaker 3: Did it actually work?
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Speaker 1: We're talking about we're talking about when we were, when we were girls the gen that what's the newest what's the newest flavor of generation called ambio? No, there's a fresher one, a newer one. Oh, it's like even younger. It's like what Cissy is It's like Sissy's flavored?
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Speaker 2: Oh god, what is.
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Speaker 1: What's the newest generation called Maria? Do you know gen Alpha? It's called jen Alpha. So Jen Alpha that's what That's what Sissy and the.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's pre written. I think it's I think the Lord it's in stone.
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Speaker 2: So Givan is a gen Alpha.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a gen xer. I'm a gen X.
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Speaker 1: You're a millennial and I'm just I'm barely gen X gen X And it's scary because gen X people born in the sixties. I was born in the seventies, but still whoa I know, nineteen seventy nine the very last one of the very last years of the genetictional I'm pretty much len. But anyway, at Jen Alpha's if you're listening, we used to have to tie choose.
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Speaker 3: We had no fun.
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Speaker 1: There's no cell phones back then, so we would we heard from like the grape Finer, from like watching Dennis the Menace. He tied two cans of soup together with a shoe string or a shoelace or a jump rope, and you can hear the travel the sound would travel through the fibers of the of.
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Speaker 2: The jump rope, and she would she would be in her room and then she opened the window and I will go outside, and you could hear each other. It was like an echo or or if your parents were fighting, or if like Frankie's sister had a boy in her room and then we're hooking up. We would get like a clear glass and try and listen to it through the doorway too.
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Speaker 3: By the way, yeah, now, Nicole and I.
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Speaker 1: Have six thousand wires Wi Fi signal, nine hundred cameras this place.
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Speaker 2: Is but no, literally I so I'm not very good with technology.
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Speaker 1: There's a man at her house right now because she camera.
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Speaker 3: There's literally a man at her house.
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Speaker 2: So I understand the setup and everything. This is the second time we're doing it, so once I get like the gist of things, I'll be fine. But like, there's two cameras and then two lights, and then my computer and then all these fucking wires.
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Speaker 3: There's lots of strength, there's a bunch of strings.
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Speaker 2: So I just want to make sure that we look good for you guys, and I know what I'm doing. We'll get used to it.
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Speaker 1: I just six minutes. I know I was telling I was telling Mary, yeah, before you got on. I've been in the traveling circus for many years. My mother w used to work at Ringland brother and Ringland Brothers in Barnment.
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Speaker 3: Bailey before she passed.
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Speaker 2: You're lying, No, she did.
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Speaker 3: She worked at the store. She worked at the Ringling Brothers and Barnment Bailey store in Short Hills.
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Speaker 2: Did she perform No, she.
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Speaker 3: Worked in the store in the mall.
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Speaker 1: There was a there was a There was a circus store of Ringling Brothers and Barnment Balley circus store in the Short Hills mall. As soon as you walk in it was right ahead. It's like I think it was like a swimwear sort story there now.
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Speaker 3: But she used to work there. And I remember she worked at Yankee Candle and she got fired for stealing.
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Speaker 2: Oh did she steal the candles?
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Speaker 3: No, she was stealing time. She was stealing time.
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Speaker 1: She would clock she would get there late and then clock in and change it on the computer and say she got there on.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I always they took her out on handcuffs.
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Speaker 3: Does Gina do that at the snookie shop?
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Speaker 2: No, she doesn't have a time card. She's just like working all the time. She gets an annual salary, so it.
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Speaker 3: Must be nice.
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Speaker 2: Let's catch up on our weekend. So I did a lot, you guys. I went to Canada. I met some celebrities, and then I went to Nashville and I went to the CMA Fest and I did I did an appearance there. I was binge drinking for three days. So maybe that's why I got sick. Oh my god, it all makes you do sound stuffy. I haven't drank. I'm so stuffy in months. Yeah, because you're boring. You need to live a little summer.
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Speaker 1: I am living a little. I have a lot going on this week. I didn't leave my house this weekend.
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Speaker 3: I was deep. I was in a deep depression this weekend.
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Speaker 2: You need to get out, you need to do stuff.
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Speaker 1: No, I'm it's it's something else. I think it's cerebral something else that's going on. I'm switching my bets. I'm switching my mets. I have an appointment at the doctors.
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Speaker 2: Of something changing it up.
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Speaker 3: I've been on the same medication.
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Speaker 1: I've been on the same crazy pills for like twenty years now, and not the same do I think went up in dose, but like almost I don't know how many years, probably or at least fifteen years I've been on the same flavor. I've been on Symbalta, which I've loved, and it's you know, it's kept me from killing myself and you know I haven't.
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Speaker 3: I haven't.
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Speaker 1: I haven't killed anyone else yet, I haven't struck anyone. I haven't got I haven't gotten a physical altercation since. So I think that it's been fine. However, there's been a lot of downsides of it that I don't that I feel that are holding you back. So I want, like, you know, things that like can naturally happen with this pill. So I'm gonna switch. So if anyone in Crusaders have been on symbol to and made the switch over to well Buttrin, I'm trying to switch overy well Butchrin because I.
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Speaker 2: Was gonna say, Lazza, Pam, what is it?
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Speaker 3: No, because this is the middle that.
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Speaker 2: Doesn't give you any emotion.
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Speaker 1: Oh I like that one, this one. That's what this one kind of did because like when Mommy died, I feel.
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Speaker 2: Like you that like you need you need a jar. That just yeah, lexipro, you need a jar. That just in case like you're having a hard time.
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Speaker 1: That's that's those are any emergency pills. Also take XANX like tik taks in case of emergency. Those are like my break for emergency pills. But I want to such triblege reaching because the side effects for men, there's no't the libido thing doesn't happen. It's better for like muscles and like an energy. Like I think I'm just like very the thargeon.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I want to switch it up. It's time, it's a new male.
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Speaker 2: And now I'm saying now lethargic, that's the word.
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Speaker 1: So I think on tribell butuch, and it seems like the switch is pretty easy. But if anyone has any any advice about that, or if there's any mothers in the chat, who who is.
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Speaker 3: Who made the switch over?
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Speaker 1: But I'm looking to switch over towel bututrim so that is one thing a shake up m hm. I also very spontaneously. I'm tired of the I'm tired of contacts and things. I'm getting lisak surgery. God, okay, So everyone, I I tit a poll the other day and I asked the crusaders if anyone said, like sik surgery, Taylor Swift went to this place, so I'm going to the same place when Taylor Swift went, Jimkay, I think she did, so she's the wrong She's on their Instagram anyway, So I'm going to I went with the consultation. And now, first of all, the consultation normally needs to be very scary, but maybe it's because my pills. I was very relaxed. It was a very relaxing thing. I wasn't scared about anything. And it's just like seemed like so well taken care of. Like I feel like I was such good hands and like they they offered to do the surgery, like right there in the office, like they're like, oh, do you want to do it right now?
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Speaker 3: I was like right now? I was like I didn't even I have a child. I can't.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, like I get, but I guess apparently it's not the anymore. It's like, you know, you don't have to like go like be out for months, like you know, you just code is like laid down for five minutes and it's done.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm kind a procedure and then you just have to stay inside for a couple of days, right, and we're living I think so.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Lasik dot com everyone, if you're looking for a great I had a great consultation and I'm going tomorrow to get the procedure done. But the thing that's my question was, no, it's gonna be fine. I know it is, but like, there's so I didn't realize when you have to make a decision. Everything with life, you have to make decisions. So there's two different kinds of laces you can do if you're forested in your sight. So remember, like I've been having these new contacts that I've been using, and I can literally see the future. I can see like tomorrow with these contacts far away. But on my phone, I can't use my phone. That's why I had those readers, because I can't see my phone. I can't see a book. I can't see anything in front of me. You're ninety, No, it's not that because but I don't when I don't have the contacts and I can see everything fine, but like right now, I can't. I can't read this phone unless I have read it on because because the contacts are so good far away. So that's the same fucking thing when you get the lasi, you have to pick a struggle. So, but they have a called mono lasik that they make one eye to far studies. You can see perfect in that eye see far away, and the other eye sees perfect close up, and then eventually your brain catches up and you're able to see normally. That's what I'm having little little quarrels about, Like that's the one that the doctor said the best option for me. And they put the things on so you can see what it'll looked like. It just seems something's wrong with something feels off when there's like one different than the other. It's almost like having like one little hand and one big hands or like one like it's fucking up my brain. Like I don't know if I'm gonna like that or not. So that's why I'm scared. I'm not scared, but I just like, that's the thing I'm confused about. Like has anyone had mono lasik. I'm getting it tomorrow, you know what I mean?
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Speaker 3: Would you want to.
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Speaker 1: Have one eye that's close in, one eye that's far away, and then when you open you can't see you can see regular? I mean, right now, my eyes are two different prescriptions as it is now, so it's like the same thing, but it's just like more dramatic.
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Speaker 2: I guess.
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had horrible eyesight, like literally my whole life, and I had to wear contacts and glasses, but sometimes I just don't. But I'm always wearing glasses at home when I drive, especially at night. I have stigmatism, and every time I go to my eye doctor, they're like, do you want to do the lasick? And I'm like no, only because I'm just I'm ruined from watching these tiktoks with people getting the lasick and they're fine for a second and then all of a sudden they have this horrible eye pain to where they literally can't live anymore. And I just saw all these stories of people like ending their life because of the eye pain.
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Speaker 3: Well, I think.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to take a chance, like I'm one of those. Like that's why I've never done drugs before, because God forbid, you know, I pop a pill or I try cocaine, it's gonna be my last day because it's lace with something. So I've I've just been very scared of like trying things because I just don't I don't want to die.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know what, You'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'm taking you. I'm taking you.
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Speaker 1: I'm strong ship to the wind because I'm taking new new crazy pails. I'm cutting my eyes open and I've been spray tanning every day.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm a lasik surgery.
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Speaker 1: But anyone had mono mono lasik surgery let me know, because I wann't know what to expect from it, because I don't know if I'm gonna see like the cock eyed. But the thing with that is it's that was reversible, so if I don't like it, they can switch it up and I can have regular leasick against They just got to fix my other eye, so I'm not worried about.
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Speaker 2: It, so they can fix it. If you don't like it, like you're not sys.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they watch it, but they want you to try it for at least a month to make sure that you can accepts what the best option is for me.
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Speaker 3: I know that's the best option.
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Speaker 1: Otherwise I can have the same thing I have now, but just like permanent contacts, I'll be able to see the future, but I can't see my phone, so I'll just have to get readers. If I so I can see my phone, but very nothing to be scared about, ladies. It was like, honestly, the people were just like I was watching the waiting room, and I'm very observant, spooky. I watched what's going on the waiting room and people's like walking in and how they're how they're like what they're like prepping them after they get after they get the surgery, they're going to the desks like to like get their instructions, and the people like just looked like so relaxed and everything was fine and like everything just to see how like the place was running was like, yeah, well oiled machines. I was like, that's what made me not worry about anything, cause everyone's like coming in and out like they're getting their nails done. It was like, oh, okay, here you go, don And they're saying and they're happy there and they're all like, oh my god, I can't believe I can see.
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Speaker 2: So it's the Lacey you should touch Jenny. Jenny got it twice.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Liasa.
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Speaker 1: Oh you get free touch ups for life at Leastic dot com. So that's why I've been on. That's why I chose them because they have the best reviews. They but then they invented Lasik so that's why I chose them and.
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Speaker 3: To all a good night. I'm excited about that. Wait spoking, now you.
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Speaker 1: Were hanging out, I'm annoying. I've never been to Canada and you go every day. Can you bring me with you one day?
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Speaker 2: Well, I tried to get you on the show to do my makeup, but everybody had to be Canadian on the workforce, so I tried. No, I know, but yeah, this time I went to Canada for the upfronts. So the upfront is basically like if you do you know, any type of show on any network, they have the upfronts, which is kind of like, hey, these are the shows that are coming out next full you know, next season full like get ready, this is what's happening. So I'm like cool, like not thinking, oh, there's gonna be like cool people there. I was just like, all right, I'm so excited to like show my show, and you know, have everybody excited to see Snooky the Paranormal Rookie. It's gonna be on Crave in October, but only in Canada, but the US has an option to buy it. So I'm praying that they buy it. But I mean, I feel like we're gonna do a million seasons of this, which I'm so excited for. And I already saw the first episode and it's so freaking good. So yeah, we were just I was there with my Scooby Doo team I call them because we're just all crazy and weird and we love ghosts, so we're the Scooby Doo Gang. And we were there to, you know, just show our show. And then I'm on the Red carpet and I didn't think to like dress up because I thought I thought it was gonna be cold, So it was like legging, jacket, blazer.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, were a winter coat too, the red carpet purse.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I really didn't care. And I still I still don't care. Like whatever this is, it is what it is. Up.
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Speaker 3: Put a picture of that up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I had a pink no, I had a purple Bby dress on, and I had my my baby for puffer jacket puffer puffer for huge. Yeah, and they were like, everyone was trying to take my jacket off and I'm like why, It's like I'm cold. So you showed up to the Spooky Red carpet, the spooky I'm on, I'm on the carpet and it's outside, so I have my sunglasses on and whatever. I didn't even care what I look like. But then I look down the carpet Chad fucking Michael Murray, and I'm like, oh my god, can you get any more iconic? And he looks so good, like hardly age, looks great in shape, Like yes, he looks great. He looks fucking great. So I saw him, and then obviously, obviously when we went inside, there was like a cocktail hour for like all the cast and the new shows to go in. So I'm in there, I get my champagne. Chad Michael Murray walks in, so I run over to him and I'm like, oh my god. I was like, I have to take a picture of you, Like you're so amazing. What is this new show you're coming out with? And he literally talked to me for ten minutes, and not just me, but like my Scooby Doo gang, my cast mates, and he was just so sweet and so nice. Definitely the nicest celebrity that I met that day. So Chad Michael Murray, sweetest thing ever. I mean, step it up. Step it up was a dance movie. No, he was daff movie.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She put the mask on. She thought tell it was her. She had a fucking party city mask on.
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Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, we know what your face looks like. And then One Tree Hill. He was in One Tree Hill. That's where he's known for. And then like a couple more movies, but he was so nice. And then I met Zach Morrison. What's his real name?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 1: You did, Peter Thomas Ross.
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Speaker 3: It's three names? What is his name? Jack Russell, Terrier? Come on, John Goslin, No, John.
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Speaker 2: Paul Snoopy, Marie, Mark, Paul Gostlin, Wait, hold on, I don't get it. What's this? What's it? Saved by the bell? Saved by the bell? Anyway, he looks great. I went up to him. He was super nice as well, like my blonde crushes. He was very sweet.
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Speaker 3: Mark, Paul, Mark, Paul Goslin.
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Speaker 2: Gossler, Gostler, Yeah, so he was very very sweet. And then I met one of my favorite actors growing up, Like I always had a crush on him, and I was like, oh my god, he looks great and I'm pretty sure he's in his like sixty Oh I wish he was there, but he's from Alias and Felicity and then he's in Underworld. He plays a werewolf. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know who that was when he sent the picture. I thought it was no, no, that's not him.
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Speaker 2: Hold on wait Felicity cast see I I don't know anyone's real name. I just know like the German Felicity cut her hair. And Scott Speedman he played Ben on Felicity. Okay, Scott Speedman, he is. He's so cute and he was very nice. I feel like I annoyed him though he was like, oh whatever, but it's nice. I don't know because he because he knew who I was, and I think he thought I was a joke because no, literally they were like laughing at me and I could tell, and I was like, I felt like I was getting bullied in high school. I just I feel like they're like, oh, snooky like people.
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Speaker 3: Business.
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Speaker 2: I get it. I get it a lot from like real celebrities and actors. It's fine. But I was so excited because I saw Stevie from shitz Creek and I was like, oh my god. But I didn't want to bother her because it's Stevie from shit's creek, and she just she looks so cute and like just nice. So I didn't end up bothering her. But then we're in the we're backstage, and like everybody went backstage because they were gonna be introduced to like go on stage, and everyone just goes bows like it's Saturday Night Live, like whatever. Yeah, And so we were all backstage and I'm just sitting on the couch, like, you know, just chilling watching the show before we have to walk out, and then myself enjoying myself, and then Stevie plops right by me. Wait, we should say her real name. What's her real name, Emily? Her name is Emily, Emily, Emily. So she sits down and I realized it's her, and I just, you know, I freaked out a little bit. I might have scared her. This is probably why she wasn't very nice to me. But I think I scared her a little bit. And I was like, oh my god, I love you so much. And when I said that, she like jumped. She was like, oh relax, It's like, I'm so sorry I scared you. And then I'm like, oh my god, like obsessed with you, love you and shit's creek, Like, you're so funny. You know, what's your new project you're working on? And she was like talking about it, but then it wasn't like a conversation. I felt like I was annoying her and I was like trying to talk to her and she was just like, stop talking to me. That was the vibe. No, I have like two champagnes. Yeah, that doesn't get me drunk. I have two champagnes. So I don't know. I feel like I annoyed her and I feel like she didn't like me. So then I just stopped talking to her, and I was like, okay, all right, not for nothing. Take you're not that serious of an actress.
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Speaker 3: I don't think she was. Maybe she was. Maybe she's just a bitch, or maybe she had some period.
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Speaker 2: She might be socially awkward, because I was kind of getting that vibe also, so I didn't want to bother her if she wasn't like feeling comfortable, because you know, I could. I I'm an impath and I feel people. So I was like, oh, maybe maybe it's let's just leave her alone. But then Scott comes over, the guy that you know that I met from Felicity from Alias. No, I guess he's not from Alias. I'm thinking of something else. He's from Underworlds and Felicity a ton of other shows. But then he but then he comes over and Stevie whispers in his ear and he goes, oh, yes, snooky, and I was like, so she whispered something to him about me, probably like this fucking mitch is so annoying. I feel like she said something annoying, like like she didn't like me, like she's talking, like she's talking my ear off. And he was like, yeah, snooky, and I he said it so loud that I was like, and then you literally at the hotel. And then she got up and she got up and they both ran away, and I was like, oh my god, they hate me. I felt so stupid. I wanted to crawl in a hole.
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Speaker 1: Oh see, that's why if I was there and then I would have dragged them out and was off my pills. She would have got dragged by her hair across the floor and i' would have kicked his skull in if anyone whatever it means.
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Speaker 3: My friend.
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Speaker 2: He was actually very nice when I met him, but I could sell. He was like, leave me alone. But he was nice. But then like when that happened, I was like, oh my god, like they hate me.
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Speaker 1: I think literally, y'a, I'm on the same fucking stage as you, bitch, don't then that's good?
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Speaker 3: Like, what would you do me if someone made fun of me?
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Speaker 1: If in front of them, you would beat the fuck out of him, right I would?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
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Speaker 2: Oh I don't like, excuse me?
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Speaker 3: So thank god that show and yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well you know, they have shows coming out and I'm excited to see them. I'm just saying the experience wasn't what I thought it was going to be, but it's fine. I'm just I'm upset. I didn't get a picture with her, but I was not going to push it because I feel like she did not want me around her.
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Speaker 1: Well, Emily, if you're saying this will give you the benefit of the doubt, if you want to explain what the fuck was going on and what you were saying about my friend, you feel like maybe she was stressed.
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Speaker 2: She doesn't like, you know, doing press like that. That's That's what I was getting at, And I feel like I was like too much, which I might have been because I was very excited to see her. And I fan girled a little bit, but overall, Canada was amazing. We you know, it was literally I flew in that morning, I got dressed and did the whole event, and then I got back on the plane. Blew that I got on a plane and I was home. So it was a twenty four hour trip, very easy. And then I went to Nashville and I got another tattoo.
00:24:36
Speaker 3: Did you go right from right from Canada to Nashville? You came home first?
00:24:40
Speaker 2: No, That's why I only stayed in Canada for the day because I was home all day Friday and then I left Saturday morning, so I changed things around so I could like literally be home for a day.
00:24:52
Speaker 1: Wait, what happened with what happened with Hady rivalry? You met Hudson Williams?
00:24:56
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot I met him too, So I got gay though everyone's well, a lot of people were like, oh, no, one really knows. I feel like he's not.
00:25:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, did he hit out any No?
00:25:09
Speaker 2: He was beautiful, like you want to talk about a gorgeous person. His face was so clean and he smelled good, and oh he was a very very beautiful person.
00:25:19
Speaker 3: I know the clane he wears two different colognes and he mixes them together.
00:25:23
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's he's perfect. He's like a prince. I know. He was very nice. Yes, he was very nice.
00:25:29
Speaker 3: The girls and the gays.
00:25:31
Speaker 1: Well, Emily, you have twenty four hours to respond, I'm telling you, Okay, Nashville. Now, I had to turn off notifications for Nashville because I didn't go because I knew better than because I'm not in a place to be financially, mentally or spiritually to be binge drinking.
00:25:48
Speaker 3: I know what. That's what was happened in there.
00:25:49
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that was a good choice for you.
00:25:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, But we got off the plane.
00:25:53
Speaker 1: There was a gay there, and you were hanging out with the gays, and then you were hanging out with my friend Caitlin Bristow, and then you were hanging out with.
00:26:00
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and her bestie.
00:26:03
Speaker 1: I know, and I told you that we were that she was lit. And then you were hanging out with fucking all my country music stars that I love. I was very jealous.
00:26:11
Speaker 2: Act Oh my god, we met a lot of people. Wait, so who did I meet that Gina was taking that Gina posted the guy? Yeah, who was that guy?
00:26:22
Speaker 3: Fucking I gotta get his name. Hold on.
00:26:26
Speaker 2: So I know nothing about country, but I do love listening to it. But like I, I don't know anyone that comedium was there. So this is when I started to like die because I was up so early on Saturday, and it was Saturday night that you know, we went to dinner, that we went out and we went to the c m A party, which obviously you know there's gonna be people. Brown came Brown. Oh he's tall. He's tall and hot and was handsome.
00:26:55
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love him.
00:26:56
Speaker 2: He was handsome and he was very nice and he talked to us for a while. And then there was a comedian there, Matt.
00:27:03
Speaker 3: Oh, Matt Rife.
00:27:05
Speaker 2: Matt Rife. Yes, he was short, he was yeah. So I so that night, because I was up so early and I hardly ate dinner, the security guards had to carry me down stairs.
00:27:23
Speaker 3: What do you mean.
00:27:27
Speaker 2: No, Dagon didn't show up. I was falling asleep, and I was like, oh, I really want to, you know, stay out. Let's go to the next place. And I was literally like toppling over like this no topless. So Frankie was like, let's just go back because I was literally sleep Yeah, Frankie, So we ended up going back and then the next day I had my event at Jbj's, which is so much fun. And every time I go to jb J's, I get a tattoo. Last time I went for Nashville. What is it cheerleading? I got a it's a bar, but then attached to the bar is a tattoo place, so you can like get drinks, eat and then you could like walk over and get a tattoo.
00:28:10
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
00:28:11
Speaker 2: So every time I go there, I get a tattoo. So I got a ladybug for Nanny.
00:28:15
Speaker 3: Let me see. Can you put it near the camera so I can see it? Is it red?
00:28:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a ladybug.
00:28:22
Speaker 3: How many feets does it have?
00:28:25
Speaker 2: Six? But when I got the ladybug, because I'm a ractophobic, I kept waking up and I was like because I thought it was a spider. So it took a while to get used to. But this is for Nanny. I ended up getting an ankle tattoo.
00:28:39
Speaker 4: What.
00:28:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted something on my ankle but small. So it's a Sagittarius symbol. And now that I look at it, it looks like a fucking anchor. And I would die to have an anchor on me. So yeah, I don't want a fucking anchor on me. So every time everyone's like, oh, you got an anchor, I'm like, it's the sad sign. I'm a sagitario.
00:29:01
Speaker 1: Does it look like a crab, the crab thing you put in the water, that big basket.
00:29:04
Speaker 2: No, literally, it looks like an anchor. But when I when I saw it, I was like, oh, sage because the other sages were like the other sage tattoos were too girly and like eh. So I was like, no, I want something like simple, And I always wanted a simple like whatever on my ankle. So I ended up getting that something were simple. Nashville was amazing. Yeah, Chris, Kristin.
00:29:30
Speaker 3: Kristin Cavalary, was she there?
00:29:32
Speaker 2: No, what's your friend Kaitlyn Bristow Caitlin? I don't know. I always call her Kristin Caitlin. Uh. She's just amazing and she's so nice and just supportive and she's a good time. She's great, she's so nice. So she came out and she drank and yeah, we had a good time. And she was at the bar the night before where all the celebrities were and I was like, well, fancy to meet you. You here, So overall Nashville was great. I've been stryk for three days and now I'm sick. So that's that.
00:30:07
Speaker 1: Do you ever have Hattie Bees when you're there the Chicken Place? No, it's it's spicy. You probably wouldn't like it. It's the best chicken sandwiches. Every time we go there, Me and Billy get Hatty Beeslly Belly. Oh my god, Billy is fucking but is a mother.
00:30:23
Speaker 5: Now.
00:30:24
Speaker 1: Billy is babysitting a dog from he's on some app. He's on some app where you can like you can dog sit dogs. I think it's like Rover he's a dog sitter. Now, Well, he just he wanted he's been like he's been so jealous of me and Peeky's relationship, and I think I don't think he can. He doesn't want to get his own dog, but he wanted to do good, like do a good good seed. So he's adopted this little dog. I'm meeting it today. Her name is Goose and she's eleven point five years old.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: Oh so he really adopted a dog.
00:30:52
Speaker 1: No, he's not adopting, he's rovering it. He's like watching it while the lady's out of town.
00:30:56
Speaker 2: Oh you just said adopting.
00:30:57
Speaker 1: No, not adopting, he's watching It's it's like the thing that I thought about this is how in the right mind. I'm sure there's different things to it, but like I first of all, I can never what kind of mother would leave their dog with a complete stranger, not know them at all, Like I would never.
00:31:13
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that what he's trying to do? Like he's he's watching it.
00:31:18
Speaker 3: I'm just saying he's dog watching the dog.
00:31:20
Speaker 1: I know he's a good person, but it's like as a mother, I don't think I cantine be putting Peaky on an app and saying, Okay, who was Who's gonna watch him this weekend?
00:31:28
Speaker 3: Well, and some random stranger I don't know anything.
00:31:31
Speaker 1: About a background check will jew But like I don't like know, Like I never visited the home. I don't like know, Like I mean, maybe people can go more in.
00:31:39
Speaker 2: Depth of it, but they didn't. Like he literally just like pressed the button and the dog was there.
00:31:42
Speaker 3: Like I don't know that.
00:31:43
Speaker 2: That's why you go to the pet hotels because they're great and they have a million dogs there. Your doggie will it's like your doggie at sleep away camp and they play with other doggies, They go on walks, they eat, they sleep like pet hotels are the best option for me at least.
00:32:02
Speaker 3: But yeah, so he's maybe sitting a dog on the nixt won the championship. My whole fucking the whole city was burning down. People were jumping fire girl, there was fire awund it was. There was on my street. They're like in front of my house. I went on the balcony.
00:32:16
Speaker 1: There was fireworks blasting off like like.
00:32:21
Speaker 2: Five seconds five inches.
00:32:22
Speaker 1: In front of my house, and there was They were jumping the streets and climbing the poles and shaking the the It was a nightmare.
00:32:30
Speaker 3: But yeah, Nicks won the championship. Now there's gonna be a big parade.
00:32:34
Speaker 2: Amazing, you know.
00:32:37
Speaker 3: Well that was that was this one.
00:32:40
Speaker 2: I'm not a basketball fan, but I turned into a basketball fan.
00:32:43
Speaker 3: Well, all the stars were out at the Kyle.
00:32:47
Speaker 2: I hope they win.
00:32:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kylie was there, Timothy Shallome, Sidney Sweeney and both of her boobs were there.
00:32:54
Speaker 2: Swift was working Stiller.
00:32:56
Speaker 1: Ben Siller, Jordan Woods was there. The one that Kylie his best friend. Oh, Ben Still or Chris Chris Humphries, Chris Rock, Chris Humphreys.
00:33:09
Speaker 3: Do you know I'm friends with him?
00:33:12
Speaker 2: Chris Humphreys.
00:33:13
Speaker 1: Did I tell you when he stayed in my house in the Hamptons one year and we became friends friends? Well, we've always been friends. Yeah, we check, we checked. Anyway, can you get me a house in the Hampton's for Fourth.
00:33:28
Speaker 3: Of July weekend?
00:33:29
Speaker 2: No, bitch, I'm poor girl.
00:33:32
Speaker 3: Get in line, line, I need to get paid. Okay.
00:33:39
Speaker 1: So now now we're doing our weekly segment Hard Rock Bet Confession Sessions, and we're going to confess our keiky confession of the of the weeks.
00:33:47
Speaker 3: But could you like to go first? Or don't want me to go first?
00:33:49
Speaker 2: You go first? Let me think about it.
00:33:51
Speaker 3: Okay, my confession is I mean, it's no secret.
00:33:56
Speaker 1: I have been on my health journey, my my weight loss journey, my fit. You know they're calling it fat journey, fat loss journey. You're not supposed say weight loss anymore. That's the taboos thing because you don't want to lose muscle. It's not about weight and it's about fat loss. So my fat loss journey, Okay, I like that. On my fat loss journey. This is my confession. But I have been double dipping in in laxatives. I've been lax maxing. I'm in laxative maxing. I've been taking my Mirra relax and I meet a lax. I've been taking and taking a Lemmy. I take a Lemmy fibergummy. I take fibergummies for lemmies. I've been eating gg crackers and I've been eating chia seeds.
00:34:35
Speaker 2: Wait, why did you get the gg crackers? Because I can't find them anywhere if they sent them to me, bitch, please help.
00:34:44
Speaker 3: I have two more packs left. Do you want to pack? I'll send it your house.
00:34:47
Speaker 2: No, I had to ask them to send me some because I'm literally on Amazon every day looking for max Amazon. No, they're sold out. Whole Food doesn't have them. And I miss making my pizza pants, Oh my god, tailor ham and my sandwiches like I feel like when I was eating those, I was like great with like my health journey.
00:35:08
Speaker 1: And it's now they're half the size now but the same amount of fiber and calories, which is a good and it's bad. I mean, but I have been making my chiges spezza is I take fat free cheese, Rayos tomato sauce, and I take gg Cracker.
00:35:23
Speaker 3: I know this is not confession, but this is this is the best thing ever.
00:35:26
Speaker 1: If you can get gg crackers, you take gg Cracker and then you put a tomato sauce to Rayos tomato sauce, a scoop of that, and then some fat free cheese and put them in the air fire.
00:35:33
Speaker 6: Bitch.
00:35:33
Speaker 2: Yes, you have four little pizza phenomenal.
00:35:36
Speaker 3: Blow your bussy off.
00:35:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you feel full, but you don't feel you know, like fat and bloated. Oh it's the best.
00:35:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're on a jail, you have to get used.
00:35:45
Speaker 2: To the taste. Though. It took me a while to get used to the chase. But once you do, once you get over like the cardboard chaste, you'll love it. It's amazing.
00:35:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:35:53
Speaker 1: So my confess, my hard rock bet confession sessions of the week is I've been lacked maxing and I have I'm gonna jelp one journey and you need to you need to get things moving. You get backed up. So I've just been taking every form of laxative I can find. If you have a laxative that you like me to try to precend it into codacuman dot com speaking with your hard rock back confession sessions for the week.
00:36:14
Speaker 2: So I feel like this is like not a great thing to do. Crusaders let me know, but I so I don't know. I just you crusaders know that I love my sleep. I could sleep all fucking day. Like, I just love sleep. I love going to bed and like not waking up. I just love my sleep. I'm like a dreamer, so I love dreaming and I feel like I lucid dream so it's just fun. And I just love sleep. I love relaxing and being in bed. So sleep Maxine. So the past, like week before I go to bed, I take time on all PM, and now like I have to take it before I go to bed or I don't get a good sleep. Like one night I didn't take it and I kept waking up in like a night terror. Like so I feel like and I felt like people were touching me in my dreams, like the actually hurting me. So I was like, oh my god, maybe it's because my body got used to the titel PM and now I have to take it or I'm I'm not you know, I'm gonna get attacked in my sleep by demons.
00:37:13
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. But you shouldn't be taking title PM. I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but I take it.
00:37:17
Speaker 2: I shouldn't do that every night, right, No, not to.
00:37:20
Speaker 3: You can take it.
00:37:20
Speaker 1: You can take a sleep sleep aid every night, but you can't take lend PM because your.
00:37:23
Speaker 3: Liberal will you'll liver will fall out.
00:37:25
Speaker 2: Of your see. Yes, okay, so especially if.
00:37:28
Speaker 1: You drink on it. No, so that's a scene of medicine. You just take melochon and gummies. You get it at Whole Foods. I get.
00:37:34
Speaker 2: Don't like gummies. I don't like the I don't like the I don't like the chewing. I'm not a candy person. I hate chewing.
00:37:40
Speaker 3: Then take the one. Take the CVS ones.
00:37:42
Speaker 1: Go to CVS and there's these they're they're blue CVS pills and there's called sleep aid and they're blue. I used to eat them every Are they purple? I think they're blue?
00:37:53
Speaker 2: But is that okay to take?
00:37:55
Speaker 1: Yes, that's fine because it's just it's just a melotone and yeah, it's it's not your body naturally produces melotone, okay, or or if.
00:38:01
Speaker 3: It's not the Melotona one. It's a it's a.
00:38:03
Speaker 1: It's the same thing as time will PM the active ingredient, and that makes you sleepy, but without the time.
00:38:08
Speaker 2: I did hear that A very healthy thing to do is have no magnesium pill.
00:38:15
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that magnesium. There's somebody you can take. I've been sleep maxine for many years. I but I'm on melotone and gummies and I take I take three every night, thirty milligrams.
00:38:25
Speaker 2: Maybe okay, maybe I'll do the magnesium then, and you can.
00:38:28
Speaker 1: Put magnesium on your feet. You can spray magnesium on your feet and you'll knock out.
00:38:31
Speaker 3: Trust me.
00:38:32
Speaker 1: I I was When I went to the Lasak place. They said, oh, we can get send you home some channel PM. I said, Mama, I'm with.
00:38:37
Speaker 3: The big leagues. I don't need no damn telpan.
00:38:40
Speaker 2: I can speak.
00:38:41
Speaker 3: I could off my nights sound like a lady.
00:38:45
Speaker 2: Freak. Where's Rocky Rocky?
00:38:48
Speaker 3: I know he wasn't sitting by me all day? I was, Are you mad at me?
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00:41:52
Speaker 3: Nicole. Can I tell you about my favorite product of the week and I'm obsessed with it.
00:41:56
Speaker 1: I've been planning on making a TikTok about it, but I'm fighting with TikTok right now.
00:42:00
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yeah, you can talk. I'm trying to get Rocky up here. Rocky, Rocky, get your ass up here. Neil, Neil, Neil, go boy, Okay.
00:42:13
Speaker 1: Okay, product of the week now, I want to I'm not gate keeping this because I have two of them now.
00:42:17
Speaker 3: Before I couldn't find it, so I had to gate keep it.
00:42:20
Speaker 1: But ladies, summer's here and I'm making a TikTok on Instagram about this, but I want to show you guys first. It's my big new favorite product. It's called by Terry Tea to tan face and body. This is a bronzing spray, a bronzing water.
00:42:34
Speaker 3: In a coal.
00:42:35
Speaker 1: Is it like glowey No, it's not sparkles, it's it's It is like a liquid bronzer that you can spray on your brush and then put it anywhere you want. You can spray all over your body and rub it in. It's it's made in France. I believe it's from It's from by Terry. It smells fucking divine. This is an old schoolroduct. People have been using this for years. It's I'm new to it, but it is. It has cherries in it, cheese in it. But it's literally but I'm wearing it all over my body and face right now. It's a glowy and it smells yummy. It smells unbelievable and it's just it's just like a clear it's like a clear water.
00:43:09
Speaker 3: You spray it on and you can blend it out.
00:43:11
Speaker 1: It doesn't rub off in your clothes, and it's shamp It washes off like before you get into bed. So like self tanners, I love, but a lot of times you get that dusty, musty stuff on all of your sheets. This you shower, it's completely gone and you can put it on your legs, you can put it on your body and doesn't come off in your clothes. It is the best products I've used in ears and a lot of people are using tanning waters and like tints. This is a skin tint. But yeah, it's in my shot my if you go to my Instagram, I shot my links there and it's in.
00:43:38
Speaker 3: My my favorite hue whatever. Do you have a product you love this week?
00:43:44
Speaker 2: Well? I do I actually, so you know, I go to my store every single day and I ended up getting my new lotions in and do you guys, I still have Snooky Channing. I still have lotions. So we came out with a new lotion and my lotion. I don't really go in the tanning beds anymore. I mean I would if I, you know, could, but I I'm always outside and down down the shore or my backyard. I'm just laying out and I lather myself up with my lotion. And I got a new lotion. It's Snooky glow Up, so it's intensifying serum and it's skin firming as well. And it literally you could sit outside for like twenty five minutes and you'll get a nice tan, and it smells so freaking good. So my new lotion is glow Up. And then I got a new body moisturizerer. You guys are upsessed. It's so good.
00:44:35
Speaker 1: Do you get You still get to pick the smell, remember, and you have the little samples a little rend your kitchen and I would take them.
00:44:40
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, So I got a new snooky after sun tannic stending moisturizer. So after you use the bottle outside, you come in, you shower, and then you put the moisturizer on. Oh my god, it smells so freaking good, you guys, and the bottle is so cute. I don't know if you could tell.
00:44:57
Speaker 3: Wait, you have them in the store.
00:44:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have them in stores.
00:45:00
Speaker 1: I'm texting Gina. I need them sent to my house, Gina. I want both of them.
00:45:04
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's so good. So a good lotion to lay out on the beach. If you guys ever go down the shore, go to my seaside store. It's in stores there. You can get it online if you guys want. But oh my god, smell so good. It makes your skin nice and soft and firm. You get a nice tan and then you throw on the moisturizer. Oh it's the freaking mast I'm so glad that I still have my lotions because that's all I use.
00:45:29
Speaker 1: Well, it's a bronzing a Bronze Girls summer. Yes, I'm speaking of bronzings. I'm a little pissed p o at Helly Beaber because she sent fucking those new her new bronzing line out to every fucking influencer in the world, like literally everyone, and I didn't get what I emailed them, and they they did not respond road and Helly Beaber, you have twenty four hours to respond. I want I want the Bronzing package. I want the three bronze.
00:45:52
Speaker 2: Do you get on these PR lists?
00:45:54
Speaker 1: I'm on them views, but yes, pay attention everyone makeet celebrities.
00:45:59
Speaker 3: In the world.
00:46:00
Speaker 2: Can Snoopy get on these PR lists? Like, I don't know how everybody gets all these things. Like there's this one girl I follow on TikTok. She has probably like three hundred thousand followers. She gets boxes and boxes sent to her, like millions of boxes. How do I get on these lists? I would love to get some free stuff.
00:46:19
Speaker 3: You heard it here.
00:46:20
Speaker 1: If you're a big corporation. Me and Nicole we love everything some shit. Yeah, you can get our addresses anywhere.
00:46:28
Speaker 2: Jessica Simpson, though, I ended up getting on her PR list and she sends me the new shoes she sends me, Well it's not her, it's like her company, but I got her. Yeah, I mean I love so I am on Jessica Simpson's PR list and wah wah, I'm on wah Wah's PR list and was great. Okay, but everybody else, get your shit together.
00:46:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, send us free shit, thank you. Okay. Next segment, I think we have some fan callings.
00:46:59
Speaker 2: With oh I miss those.
00:47:03
Speaker 3: I think it's the first ever Crusader Crisis hotline. Okay.
00:47:09
Speaker 1: Our first caller on the Crusader Crisis Hotline is an anonymous caller.
00:47:13
Speaker 3: Let's see what they have to say.
00:47:14
Speaker 6: Ooh, I include Jollie. My question is for Joey.
00:47:20
Speaker 5: I remember you always talking about being single for yours and you just felt like you would never do it again, And now look at you. You're in a happy relationship. So my question is what advice do you have for someone who has been single for years and just I almost feel like this is just the way it is now and like it will never happen. It feels like I date and it just never quite worked out.
00:47:46
Speaker 6: And I'm starting to wonder if it's my reality forever.
00:47:49
Speaker 5: But I need to find my bility, like, please tell me how Okay, I love you guys so much.
00:47:54
Speaker 6: Thank you.
00:47:56
Speaker 1: Wow, Well I said, okay, first of all, sister, and this there's no name for this. I'm glad that you reached out and you've you've you've realized there is a problem for me. What happened with me is I wasn't ready to receive love. And it's not you think you are, like, that's all I want, that's all I want that to want. You can say that's what you want, but you're not.
00:48:14
Speaker 3: You're not.
00:48:15
Speaker 1: Your life isn't set up for a place where you're ready to have that love. And that's why God's not putting him in your in your life. I think for me, I had to get to a place where I was one hundred percent happy with myself and like and like had everything I dreamed of, so I didn't need anything from someone else, like to fulfill my happiness. Like I had a great job and I was you know, I was just just thriving in my apartment and I was just like, I was feeling good about myself and I didn't need anything from anyone, and that's when I was able to share my life with someone. And that's I think that's why he was sent to me at that time, because I had to be one hundred percent happy for myself and then I was able to share that happiness with someone else. You can't expect happiness to become whole and happy from a relationship.
00:48:55
Speaker 3: You can't.
00:48:56
Speaker 1: You can't depend on that to fulfill anything in your in your life. You have to be holy fully happy yourself and then you're able to receive love. So I feel I think that you need to, you know, get everything situated out in your own life and not expect someone to come save you, Like you can't have no one's save your ability to come and save me.
00:49:13
Speaker 3: It was like, do you know what I mean.
00:49:15
Speaker 2: Nicole, Yeah, you're saying it perfectly.
00:49:18
Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah.
00:49:19
Speaker 1: I just think that you need to be ready for and and have bep fully happy and then you're able to share your happiness with someone else.
00:49:25
Speaker 3: You can't.
00:49:26
Speaker 1: No one's going to fulfill that void of happiness in your life. They're not going to make you happy. You have to be happy and then you'll find them. So I think just kind of do themselves, do some journaling, work on yourself first, and then realize that you know that you you don't need someone in your life, but when they do have. When you have someone, you're appreciative of it, but you don't need that person to be there to make you happy.
00:49:49
Speaker 2: Yeah. Here you hear you? There you go?
00:49:52
Speaker 3: You know Okay, Next caller.
00:49:56
Speaker 2: Crockle me. Bye. I I wanted to say that I've been.
00:50:01
Speaker 6: Waiting for you guys to bring your podcast back.
00:50:04
Speaker 2: I see so much.
00:50:06
Speaker 6: Long time fan, first time caller.
00:50:08
Speaker 5: Uh, my husband's being stupid.
00:50:11
Speaker 2: Anyways, I love you. I hope soon. We're moving to New York next week, so we've never been closer.
00:50:18
Speaker 6: Tell me all the cool things to do, and I can't wait to go to the snooky shop and the Jersey School. Let me buy so much clean.
00:50:25
Speaker 2: Bye. Well, there's queens.
00:50:29
Speaker 1: Hello Kan, Welcome to the Big Apple. Welcome to the Tristate area. I mean I would just I would lay low for a while.
00:50:36
Speaker 3: It's hot out.
00:50:38
Speaker 2: Well, I mean some people like that. I mean, don't you don't you go to a nice you go somewhere to swim swim. Where do you go? Yeah, you and we are. Oh we went once and we got drinks on the rooftop and there was.
00:50:54
Speaker 3: A pool soho house.
00:50:57
Speaker 2: Oh Soho house. Oh you gotta be rich.
00:50:59
Speaker 1: But well, no, you can definitely join a club. But yeah, I would find your community first. I mean, if you're in the city, I would definitely join a pool. Yeah, join up, join a pool club, a swim club. But yeah, there's so many different restaurants. I like going to all the restaurants on the water. I've been very active on the on the water. Recently, Billy and I went to Randall's Island or what was the island, Governor's Island, and we laid so we took a boat there.
00:51:22
Speaker 3: We had tacos.
00:51:23
Speaker 1: Governor's Island is so fun in the summertime and it's like there's so much fun things to do. There's a spa, there's a QC spa. You can go, you can go camping, you can sleep over if you want. They have these gorgeous campgrounds camping and you can ride bikes around the island.
00:51:38
Speaker 3: You take advantage of the boating. There's there's lots of lots of on the water.
00:51:43
Speaker 1: Type things to do, and you forget I forget that I lived on an island, so I like to go and you go to like the restaurants.
00:51:49
Speaker 3: You have to come on the restaurant on the water. There's this thing called what's it called.
00:51:54
Speaker 2: Isn't there a boat that you could go on?
00:51:55
Speaker 3: Yes? I go on the boat all the time. It's called uh fuck. It starts to the sea.
00:52:04
Speaker 2: Hold on google it real quick. You can also go down the shore. I mean down the shore is like two hours. So you could go to Seaside Point Pleasant, there's bell Maar Ortley Beach. There's a ton of places you could go, get a nice house, you could AIRBNBA or go to a nice hotel. But the snookie shop is in Seaside, and then there's also one in Madison, which is only like forty five minutes from the city. So you got two options for the snooki shop.
00:52:30
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's called Crew. It's called Grand Banks. It's the boat I love to go to.
00:52:34
Speaker 1: They have the best oysters and cocktails and you can go there on sunset and it's old ship and yeah, I love doing.
00:52:41
Speaker 3: That's two things on the water.
00:52:42
Speaker 1: And then apparently this is gonna be a new boat that goes from They're testing on a new boat that goes from the city and goes it drops right off at Punty Pleasant.
00:52:50
Speaker 2: Oh damn, I know I'm gonna do it. When it happens. Oh, I love that.
00:52:54
Speaker 3: I know that they get out.
00:52:55
Speaker 2: I'm surprised they haven't done that yet.
00:52:56
Speaker 3: I know. Do you hear those police?
00:52:58
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is going on? I think that they're looking for you. Take me? I wish.
00:53:04
Speaker 3: I think it's that parade today, oklie, that nixt parade. Okay, next Cooler.
00:53:10
Speaker 6: Mickey and Joey. I literally need your fucking help. I'm dating a guy who doesn't drink. He hates drinking. Like the other day we went to the movies and I had a drink on the way and like kind of just like at the movie theater and then I guess the punishment he like didn't want to go into the movie with me. And he's done this before, where like if he sees me drinking, he'll like almost have like a bitch of it and like drop whatever we're doing and just like want to go home. And I feel like it's ruining our date nights. It's kind of like ruining our relationship. What the fuck do I do? Because I don't want to be controlled, they don't want to quit drinking. But like, if I have some sober to keep my relationship, is that like something I should do? Or I just sucking break up with this guy and find another guy that actually likes have fun. Because I met my wids end, please give me some advice and I would like her remain anonymous. Any I love gave you so much fun?
00:53:59
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, girl, Well I'll go first. For first of all, it's not the problem that he doesn't drink. It's fine, if fine, if you're with a partner that doesn't enjoy the things you do. It's the fact that he's guilting you and making you feel guilty about being who you want to be. So he obviously has some mental issues about annoying for some issues with his sobriety, and he's pushing them onto you and judging you and making you feel less. It's the wrong guy for you. And unless he can fix himself and like realize it's not pointing blame.
00:54:24
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with not drinking. There's nothing wrong with drinking.
00:54:27
Speaker 1: It's the fact that he's making you feel guilty for something that he's insecure about.
00:54:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely not. He's not for you to throw him out, throw him out. I just feel like, Yeah, the whole guilt thing is disgusting. It's annoying, Like did he meet you knowing that you like to drink like and now you're together and he's annoyed that you get a drink like that? That is wild to me. That's annoying. No one should ever dim your light, bitch. So I would say goodbye because it's only gonna get worse and you're not gonna be happy.
00:54:55
Speaker 3: Yeah starts smoking inside too.
00:54:57
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, go crazy girl.
00:55:00
Speaker 3: I want a cigarette so bad. I smoked.
00:55:03
Speaker 2: I told you how you smoke every morning.
00:55:05
Speaker 5: I do.
00:55:05
Speaker 3: I enjoyed this morning.
00:55:06
Speaker 1: Yet because I I was doing it, I just had to dye my beard and I had to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. Oh okay, certain have time, but I will do you on my jog walk. I'm bring peeking the park on to smoke all the way there.
00:55:18
Speaker 2: Freak.
00:55:18
Speaker 3: Okay, do we have time for one more collar?
00:55:21
Speaker 2: Okay?
00:55:22
Speaker 4: Hi guys, happy pride, and I'm gonna keep my name anonymous if you will. But I was just calling because I am having a situation. So I've been going to this bar that I kind of love and there's a lot of hot service there and I'm not one that is just kind of my person now, And we've been going out more and more, you know, every time he's working. We've you know, we've gone out after work and stuff. But I feel like now it's just starting to feel like transactional. But I don't know, because he's been like also very playful, very you know. Sometimes the other day someone was arguing with me. He was just sticking up for me. And then his his father passed away while he was working and we were just having and I you know, talked to him about it, and you know, it's been kind of more personal things. But then I also feel like, uh, what is going on? Plus he also told me that he got out of a five year relationship, and I think it's with a girl, because I mean a lot of these guys are literally straight, but I feel like they're just trying to make money, you know. So I don't know what I should do. I'm literally already falling in love. I already bought up a house well in my head, you know, so I just want to know if you can give you some advice by well, Okay, the trade. Okay, she's falling in love with the trade, Mama. Okay, that's one thing we never that's the first rule of pride. You don't fall in love with the straight boys. But girl, I've been there. I've been there as long as.
00:56:42
Speaker 2: Why do we know if he's straight, maybe he's cure.
00:56:44
Speaker 1: He's not straight, but he's using he's I know, these boys, that's what we called trade in the system, spooky if you google it, google it.
00:56:51
Speaker 3: This is this is the trade of the season. I'll say, this is He's the trade of the season. This guy. The thing is yet to keep.
00:56:57
Speaker 1: With these these boys, these these these ambiguous likes that know what they have and like you know, they're they're serving a purpose.
00:57:02
Speaker 3: They're they're fulfilling a void. They're filling a hole.
00:57:05
Speaker 2: We'll say that we need to filled literally and literally and figuratively.
00:57:09
Speaker 1: In our lives. That is is you know, it's you know what it's. It's transactional. You know what it is. You know what you're getting, and he knows what he's getting. He's getting, you know, waiting on hand and foot and and idolized and you're getting, you know, all the benefits of that big dick, straight boy. But I think, you know, are they hooking up. I think they're hooking up from what I gather, or maybe there's some love. I mean, he's visiting him regardless, doesn't matter if they're hooking up or not.
00:57:35
Speaker 3: Respect yourself.
00:57:37
Speaker 2: I feel like that's huge if they're hooking up, though, yeah.
00:57:39
Speaker 1: I think even so, respect yourself first and foremost have have boundaries. But like you know what I mean, you can't expect, you can't expect what you want out of this relationship, with this, with with this, with this trade, because you have to have to say, take it for what it is.
00:57:53
Speaker 4: You know.
00:57:53
Speaker 1: I know you want to marry him, and you want all these things and waiting hand and foot and have this dreams with all the kids and the white fences and stuff.
00:57:58
Speaker 3: But that's not the reality. Maybe the reality, but.
00:58:01
Speaker 1: Nine times out of ten, in my experience, you just got to enjoy it for what it is. You take you know, you know what the what he's there for, you know that what he purpose they serve, and just enjoy it.
00:58:11
Speaker 3: I mean, don't you can't.
00:58:12
Speaker 1: You can't turn apples into oranges and and you know, expect them to taste the same.
00:58:17
Speaker 3: I don't know if that works.
00:58:19
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the right quote, but you know, don't don't get yourself hurt because you know only you have every option not to get hurt. Just you just take it for what it is and take it good. Take that pounding Mamas, and happy pride to you as well. And send me a picture of the trade of my DM. I want to see what he looks like.
00:58:39
Speaker 2: No, yeah, we want to see what this is. Thank you. That was fun, very nice. Oh wait, I went to the movies by myself last night.
00:58:50
Speaker 3: No, you did not.
00:58:52
Speaker 2: I fucking loved it.
00:58:53
Speaker 3: I want to go. I want to go see The New Room.
00:58:56
Speaker 2: Loved it. Wait, so I so Gianni was with Angelo and Givanna and her friend. Her best friend wanted to go see a movie. So I was like, this is my chance to go to the movies by myself. Like, do what you wanted to? I saw Disclosure day. You've got im obsessed with aliens had I've seen a UFO before, I've had experiences. I believe in all the shit Disclosure is actually happening in the world right now. So I was souped to see this movie. Bitch, ill crying my eyes out. I don't want any spoilers. I'm not gonna give any spoilers. I was crying my fucking eyes out, and I was looking around. Nobody else was crying. But I think it's because I've had an experience before and I actually believe that this is happening. So I don't know. It just touched me so much, and I feel like you're either gonna love it. You're either gonna love it and you're gonna cry and it's gonna touch you in a way that you didn't expect, or you're gonna think it's the worst movie ever and you just don't get it. So I feel like a lot of people are like, the worst movie ever. Well, you're not woke, bitch. You don't know about Aliens and what's going on right now. So I feel like, suck a frog. I'm an alien. I feel like if you don't get it, then you're you're not gonna get it. But as a UFO believer, an experiencer, and I've been obsessed with Aliens since I was born, it was amazing. It was such a good fucking movie. I can't wait to see it again. I cried my eyes out even driving home, and I had like a ten minute drive. I was crying the entire time, like sabbing. It was so fucking good. I loved it, and the fact that I went by myself, like I wanted. I want to do things by myself. Like, am I a grumpy old lady? I want to go to Chili's by myself?
01:00:41
Speaker 3: Do you sneak in?
01:00:41
Speaker 1: I love Chilis? Please send me a triple dipper? Have you ever do you sneak in after the lights go down? Or did you Are you afraid're gonna get recognizing him? Like, oh, Spooky's here by yourself or Spooky in the back seat?
01:00:54
Speaker 3: Did you ever?
01:00:57
Speaker 2: No? You freak show?
01:00:58
Speaker 3: I would have.
01:00:58
Speaker 1: I never It just never happened. No, oh, I've flown someone in the parking lot. It was in Staten Island in the nineties.
01:01:05
Speaker 2: Okay, in the nineties.
01:01:07
Speaker 1: It's Father's Day. Poppy's coming over. Yeah, he's I don't have a gift for him. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna get away.
01:01:15
Speaker 2: My Famday is this weekend or next week.
01:01:17
Speaker 3: It's mad on this weekend. It's twenty first.
01:01:20
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's it's Sunday. Yes, yeah, and my dad's well, my God went to my dad's birthdays that the same day one year, you guys, I forgot, like I was like so like stressed with the kids and like doing things that I forgot to wish my dad happy birthday. And then I realized the day after that I was his birthday and I didn't call him stop. He was so mad at me. He didn't talk to me for like a week. So now I'm like, fuck, I cannot miss my dad's birthday.
01:01:46
Speaker 3: Only child.
01:01:46
Speaker 1: He can better get me some he could you get me anything? I swear to God, if you don't get me a.
01:01:51
Speaker 2: Gift, I'll tek He needs to get you a gift.
01:01:55
Speaker 1: This kid, there's not a card opera. Yeah, yeah, I'll leave. No, I'll leave town, get out of here. I better get a Father's say gift. This is my second father, So.
01:02:06
Speaker 2: Ladies, don't forget it's Father's Day. If you have like a sugar daddy, daddy like a real dad, don't forget because I did once and my dad hated me for a while. So happy Father's Day. I told the fathers outside, do you have.
01:02:22
Speaker 1: Anything spooky shop? They can buy let's give some Father's Day gift ideas real quick or gift goodbye.
01:02:28
Speaker 2: Okay, So for Giannie, well not from the stookie shop because like we only have like unisex where's the beach shirts? I mean, if you want that. But I ended up getting Gianni a drone because he loves drones for the beach when he catchess throne from the kids, and then I got them so it's all like down the shore stuff because we basically lived down the shore in the summer. I got them waterproof shoes that you could go from Scims, No from Skims, it's like Amazon. And then I got them something else I forget, but it's all from the kids because you know, the kids aren't gonna buy ship, so it's all me. I mean know, I think that Pobby is drinking again.
01:03:10
Speaker 1: Pobby is drinking, so I'll probably get him. I'll get them. I was getting things around the house, but something comforting. I know robes sound tech like stupid and boring, but honestly, I wear my robe every single day, and you get you get a nice robe, a nice terry cloth robe and slippers. I know it sounds like oh man, I think, but literally I bought really nice slippers and robe and robe.
01:03:34
Speaker 3: I wear it every single day, and like.
01:03:35
Speaker 1: Literally it's like little luxuries that mat like little luxuries that men would not buy for themselves, specially dads. They're like also like grumpy, but you like small, like everyday luxury thing. It's like that, you know, a really good pair of some really nice underwear. So that's what we like.
01:03:48
Speaker 2: So what I did for my dad is I I went to Burlington. I love Burlington, you guys, Burlington, Marshall's TJ Max, I'm in. I go there once a week and I shop like all day. So I went to Burlington and I got a basket and they have like really cute like Father's Day mugs. My dad loves mugs, like travel mugs, and so I got them my Father's Day mug. I got them socks, Calvin Klein socks. I got them Calvinklein slippers because he loves slippers. I got him. So he loves washing his car, like he's obsessed with washing his car, and you know, so I got him the wipes and I got the spray, and then I got them the rags to wash and yeah, and then I got him a gift car from home depot. My dad was pumped, He goes, Nick, you didn't have to do all this, Oh my god, you know like how my dad jog Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't have to do all this. Man. So yeah, it's very easy. And your daddy's are very easy to please. Like they're not gonna go out and buy socks for them. They're still wearing holes in their socks. Yeah, get them a nice pair of socks and some things for the car. They're fine.
01:04:53
Speaker 3: There you go.
01:04:54
Speaker 1: Shoot, so Father's Day and cress Spooky like I always.
01:04:59
Speaker 3: Say, this has been lovely. I'm so excited we're back.
01:05:03
Speaker 2: Yeah. So this weekend we're just celebrating our fathers and drinking.
01:05:08
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna drink this weekend for sure. Please do I want? I wanna.
01:05:13
Speaker 1: I want to slip a gummy and poppies drink. You should well, you know, ladies, chin up, panties down.
01:05:19
Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us.
01:05:19
Speaker 1: Make sure to call us and leave a message on our voicemail the things in the chat. Make sure to boocus on cameo. Make sure to book go to the Spooky Shop and.
01:05:26
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have came I have cameos. Yes, look us on Cameo, but not on the app book us at cameo dot com. Boom yeah, and oh wait, the Silkie Shop. I have an event next Saturday at the Sookie Shop. We only have a couple of tickets left for my VIP event. It's at my Huntington, New York location, so I'll be in Long Island and then I have a club appearance after Okay, So it's gonna be a whole day. Bitch, I'm hustling, Okay, so it's gonna be a whole day and night. So if you guys want to see me next Saturday, hunting it in the Sookie Shop, we still got tickets left, all.
01:06:03
Speaker 3: Right, Crusaders.
01:06:04
Speaker 1: That's that and all through that, we will see you next week on It's Happening podcast by Girl Back Girl