Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 8th 2023

Welcome to the first of many Tuesday editions of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! The boys are back at it this week after some technical difficulties, but they persevere. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss scorching Phoenix heat, giant scorpions, one thousand downloads, the statistical birth/death count of Netflix outages, Arizona wine country, peeing standing up and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!
 
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00:22 The show begins on a whimper
00:40 Technical issues abound but we persist
01:10 Show publication moves to Tuesdays at Noon Eastern. Thank you for your support
01:20 Dev discusses the weather
01:40 The record breaking heat streak is over
02:15 https://www.simscale.com/blog/nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric
03:10 "this guy" was JPL and "that guy" was Lockheed Martin
03:45 Kyle provides insight into his missed opportunity as a moral judge of society
04:25 Dev measures on outputs, not effort
05:00 An unplausible story from the beginning
05:30 Don't touch other people's work product, Apocalyptos
05:40 Doubting Dev is his wife's #1 hobby
06:45 No Netflix... just chill
07:30 Dev's understanding of cooking is ... weird
07:55 The love story of a rocket scientist and a race car driver
08:25 THANK YOU, APOCALYPTOS!!!!
09:00 Kyle & Dev Kickstart the Recording Apocalypse
09:40 Dev & Kyle invented the accountability partner. Bet you've never heard of that
10:25 Listening to himself is now Kyle's #1 hobby
10:45 The number one reason for this show
11:30 https://mashable.com/article/voyager-nasa-how-long-will-mission-last
12:05 https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/glitch-causes-voyager-2-to-briefly-lose-contact-with-earth/
12:40 You'll need the pythagoran theory for your podcast someday so pay attention kids
13:10 "I bet someone is going to fuck up in a very specific way"
14:15 The scientific Medal of Honor
14:30 The Devie's...
15:05 Devie and Kylie Start the Apocalypsie
15:25 Dev's Karaoke
15:40 Giant regular creatures... no thanks
16:00 Birds are studpid
16:40 Hey Austra-lyptos!
17:01 Kyle reads the back of the baseball card for Dev to guess
17:15 a three foot long freshwater scorpion!!
18:05 Faster than a flipflop!
18:25 Speed is speed. Many other scientific definitions available on this show
18:50 Dev does some light googling
19:05 Email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com
19:25 Cats will fuck your shit up
19:50 Dev is the douchebag on Kyle's podcast
20:15 ChatGPT is not as good as Dev
20:35 Discussion of Dev's ability in a triathalon
21:25 In which crocodiles and alligators choose their favorite format of a bicycle
22:30 Dev loses the trip to Cancun
22:45 This week on Syfy!
23:06 Snake Ass.....
23:30 Smurfette would be jealous of the downtime
24:18 JOKE TIME!
26:18 Dev expected more compassion from Scorpion
27:17 Hi Mrs Dev!
28:10 Mrs. Kyle doesn't like this show
28:40 Stone faced Kisser
29:10 Don't laugh at the parts we don't find funny
29:35 Dev predicts a lame-o 2nd half of the episode
30:45 https://www.lovetoknow.com/life/relationships/what-are-first-second-cousins
31:05 Kyle admits one of his only flaws is helping people be less wrong
31:15 This important part of the story
32:30 The pressure is already on for Kyle's kids to make grandkids, but not from the top of the org
32:40 The nervousness has started...
33:50 Well timed surrogacy
34:10 Assured genetic alignment
34:45 "Without the concept of legal adoption..." Boy this show is sometimes weird?
34:50 Step-twins!
35:17 devnkylesta@gmail.com
36:08 Still waiting on that email from Christian Laettner's family
36:50 Saturday Morning Children's television!
37:20 Stop it, DEV!
37:30 Dev's lucky he has Reddit to blame for his depravity
38:00 It wrongs itself!
38:50 Dev is challenged
39:10 Dev wins the challenge
39:30 https://a.co/d/4TVhPpz
40:15 Dev misunderstands the concept of wanting this alarm clock
40:48 Check the selling point of your oven. Is it soundproof?
41:35 Dev's back on Reddit
42:00 It was not the sink...
42:20 This story has to be fake if Kyle knows how to clean it
43:00 Smells like burnt piss
43:40 Health tips from Dev
44:05 https://www.pnas.org/ They have to KNOW, right?
44:30 P-nasty
45:00 Arizona wine country in Cornville
45:25 Dev is joining the Chamber of Commerce
45:40 Kyle explains what happens to the adult invite list of children's birthday parties
46:48 Six foot golden arch
47:00 Screams through the crowd
47:15 The world is *everyone's* urinal
47:55 https://a.co/d/2CWdirk
48:10 $12 now
48:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com
49:05 Kyle would never be disappointed in Dev. That's Dev's job. And Mrs. Dev
49:20 A THOUSAND DOWNLOADS!!!!
50:10 Night, John boy
50:42 gross