Comic quest EP: 13 just throw Shawn at it

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There we are again.
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We are four comedians staffed in the land at Dungeons and Dragons.
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How are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Whoa!
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This is Comic Quest.
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Welcome back to the Comics Quest podcast.
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We're recording in Blackfriars basement.
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Blackfriars is the home of comedy in Glasgow.
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Uh amazing shows.
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Uh they treat comics really well, and they have a sister venue called Bad with one lowercase A in the middle just to fuck you up.
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And that has they host hockey, not hockey, football.
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Hockey.
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They might do hockey.
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Canadian uh all times they host hockey.
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They should do they do live podcasts, they got food, they got all sorts.
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Whatever you need, got bad.
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Whatever I need.
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Yeah, whatever you need.
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That's too broad.
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People are gonna be turning up to bad for some bad stuff.
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Or just being like, I have a deep longing for a mother's approval.
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Yeah.
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And then they'll watch a live podcast to feel better about themselves to go as well.
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That's what bad does.
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So we're back in the last episode, you met Taz.
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Taz told you it's bad guy coming to get you.
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You've all decided to go to sleep, though.
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He said you had two days and you only have one day because you took a long rest.
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So somebody's coming to get us.
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Let's take a nap.
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I think it's better.
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You make better decisions when you're you know well rested.
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So I agree.
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You just wanted to get that little dragon boy back to your death.
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I couldn't even.
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We we um as soon as I got in there, I passed out.
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Shit yourself again.
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When I but but maybe make it maybe make us No, we can't be having that.
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No, that's mental.
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But that this is dungeons drag it.
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I feel like I'm the least I'm just gonna I've written down Tom No.
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Yeah, I'm gonna and I'm gonna raise this up on my little notepad whenever.
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Like an audience applause.
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Tom No.
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No, I'm like I'm sorry, drop it, drop it.
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Drop it like no, don't like it.
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Teeth.
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So Fanny and uh Liam is barely all met together.
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That makes me want Tom to do more.
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I'm gonna write down Tom Yes.
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No just to balance.
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With a fucking angel and devil on your shoulder.
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Tom, that's not sane in real life.
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Mika would have been funny.
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Tom.
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Maybe he could get arrested.
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Fanny and Mika had a consensual night of sleep in the same place.
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Shawn Michaels and Bill Futler, they also slept in the same place because that's the way they know.
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Yeah.
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We cuddled.
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Me too.
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Yeah.
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Dawn's the only one not getting a couple of things.
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Probably probably masturbated.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, get me prepared.
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No.
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Well, that's fine.
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Oh, oh.
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What?
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What's wrong with masturbation?
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Nothing.
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That's just fantasy.
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You're being really like PC about this, Tom.
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You need to lighten up.
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That's insane to tell Tom stayed.
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Lighten up.
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Yeah, Don was ripping the heater.
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We heard them all now.
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Yeah, the noises from the other rooms.
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The noises from the other rooms were just Don's soundtrack.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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This is great.
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Like, oh, someone's playing a drum outside.
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So then you wake up, you open your doors of your individual bedrooms and stuff like that.
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There's guards outside, make sure you're still there.
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It's now up to you as well.
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They say you can go down to the banquet hall to have breakfast with Taz.
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So if you want to do that, you can do that.
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If you want to stay up to you, where's Mika?
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Where's my buddy Mika?
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Mika opens a door.
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Sadly, Mika's bedroom was right next to Don's bedroom.
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So you see a very tired-looking Mika.
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He looks at Don and he just shakes his head.
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You dirty, dirty man.
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How long does it take Don to masturbate?
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Oh whoa, can we get it out of the toilet after you got Jesus Christ?
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No, is he up?
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Is he up all night yanking it?
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Yanking it?
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Do you think Don uses two hands?
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No.
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No.
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You said in an episode he does use two hands.
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Sweeping over this?
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No, I haven't.
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You said that's not the only thing I use two hands for if you get me, and then you winked at everybody in the night.
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No, I never.
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As in one of the first three episodes, because I listened, you listened to them.
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Outrageous.
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Outrageous.
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Why are you not accepting a guy that can grab his dick with two hands?
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It means it's big.
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Yeah, it just doesn't feel like that's the thing I would say.
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I'm a very self-depregating kind of guy.
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I'd say that.
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Well that came out of my mouth.
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You want me to go back up to everything?
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Believe Liam.
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Hashtag believe Liam.
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Yeah, no, Don's got a fucking big old hog.
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Tom has raised the Tom No sign against Gareth and Liam.
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This is behavior we've never seen before.
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Um, Don didn't know he was being monitored.
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Don thought he'd done all that stealthily, but his uh sleep, his br breathing problems, he was probably louder than he would have cared for.
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And he realizes when is it Mika?
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Mika.
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Uh unfortunately heard him.
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He just shoots him a look and just goes, I'm sorry about that.
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I will never be able to forget what you've done.
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Whoa.
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Sorry.
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That's not good enough.
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Time heals all wounds.
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And pats him on the back.
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Mika, are you saying you've never done it?
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I know what that hand spin.
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Does me is Mika like jealous?
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Mika looks sad.
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He looks jealous.
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Mika likes you, Fanny.
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But maybe does Don snore?
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Was that Does Don snore?
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That's a new question.
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He's got breathing problems, he snores for sure.
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Yeah, let's roll.
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Let's roll.
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How bad?
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20.
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He wasn't even masturbating, he was just snoring.
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No, he masturbated.
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He masturbated for 30 seconds.
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Yeah, and then fell into a deep sleep, which Mika assumed was masturbating.
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So when Mika's shooting him a dirty look, he's like The thing is, Mika obviously shared the room with Fanny.
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Fanny slept through the whole thing.
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Mika's been awake all night, just hearing Don Snor.
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I just smell it.
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Try and nudge Fanny to be like, Yeah, feel this, but she doesn't wake up.
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No.
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Mika, listen, we can we're let's Mika, let's are we getting out of here or whatever?
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Are we just gonna talk about Don Master Maiden?
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Hey, welcome to episode four.
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So we're gonna go down to breakfast.
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Fanny winks suddenly at Don and Bill.
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Okay.
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So everybody hungry.
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I wonder what they're serving.
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I hope we can serving cunt.
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I I'm going to I'm going to tunnel my toys.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We've just a learning, quick learning point.
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Serving cunt is like, wow, you look good.
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Yeah, it's like you're serving a good look.
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Yeah.
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So when I say you have a cunt.
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Yeah, when you when I say you have a cunty little bob, that means it's like, that is good.
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I'm gonna bring that back to my people and go, guess who's serving cunt?
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You don't go home to your wife and go, you're serving cunt today.
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She might not get it.
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Okay.
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Nobody gets it.
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Okay, explain it to me again.
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What is it?
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So like if you if you've got like a really good outfit on and you look really good, you'd be like, I'm serving cunt today.
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I'm serving cunt because cunt is good.
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Yeah.
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Everybody loves cunt.
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Yeah.
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What if I said I'm serving vagina?
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I think you get in trouble.
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Really?
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I think it's different.
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People would say that's not something you should serve, sir.
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But I can serve cunt, but not vagina.
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Correct.
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Wow.
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But you can't serve cock either.
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You can't be serving cock.
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No, because nobody thinks that's true.
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That's when you look terrible.
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Well, cunt stands for.
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Is that the opposite?
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Wait, wait, we're about to cunt stand for charisma, you know, snub and talent.
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That's it.
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I didn't even know that.
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I didn't know.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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I didn't know it was.
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Who knew that Liam was chased out of all of us here?
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For all my For all my Gen X fans.
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If anyone We're serving cunt today, boys.
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If you ever hear, yeah, because Kate just asked who knew that Liam was the c had the best cuntiness of all of us.
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I've been saying that for years.
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So if you ever hear an old rumor that Gareth used to say Liam Farley was cunty, that's what I meant.
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You knew.
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You knew you knew this was.
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When did that come around?
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When did that work?
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Drake race.
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It was Rip Paul.
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Rip Paul's.
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Oh, was it a RuP Paul thing?
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I didn't know.
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I didn't know, I'm just gonna be honest, I didn't know any of this either.
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No, I'm not sure.
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I was just staying quiet on that one.
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Good.
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Because I was like, it's funnier when we all just go, yeah, don't.
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But I was also clueless to that.
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So RuPaul created Okay, okay.
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Oh well that's cool.
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Or I'm sure I don't think RuPaul, I'm sure it was like a Drake race.
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Well, she popularized within the corpus.
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And I want to say, I think you said popularized perfectly.
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Yeah.
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I'm just gonna put that out there.
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I think that was great.
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Yeah.
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Don looks back at Fanny to get this train back on the tracks.
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Yeah.
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Don looks over at Fanny and goes, Yeah, I sure am gonna tunnel my way through this food.
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Right.
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Well, now you're gonna need to roll a fucking killer's mistake, because that's a bit too much.
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Is it?
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Aye if you're if I was a guard and then somebody was like, I'm gonna tunnel my way.
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How smart are these guards?
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Yeah.
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Well, we'll find out.
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18.
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Oh fuck you're sorry.
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Not that smart, they're like that's a weird scene, but cool.
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It's a phrase.
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He's gonna eat a lot of stuff.
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Um So are we are we heading down to breakfast?
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Yeah, right.
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So these are you're taken down, you've got one guard at the front of the line, one guard at the back of the line.
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Oh, how many guards are guarding us?
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So two are taking you down, but there is guards stationed throughout the palace, but in terms of like actually walking down corridors and stuff, right now there's two, and there's one at the front, one at the back.
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Can I can I whisper to Mika?
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Because me and Mika know about the tunnels.
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Yeah.
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Like, can I go, hey man, like is there a tunnel right out of the breakfast room, or where should we uh remember we we have the tunnel in the in the kitchen, the one we came up through.
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Well, that's gotta be close to the breakfast room, right?
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I would think so, yeah.
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I'd think so too, Mika.
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Yeah, let's go down.
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You wanna do you wanna go use my tunnel?
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Yeah, I totally want to.
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Fanny interrupts goes, Are you are you boys talking about me?
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So that says more.
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Some yeah, some yeah we are, everybody.
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So uh you're gonna need to all roll stealth here.
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I can do a group roll for stealth if you want.
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Ten.
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Yeah, let's do a group roll.
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Yeah, ten.
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Thirteen.
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Thirteen three.
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Yeah.
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Thirteen.
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Nice.
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Thirty-six.
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Right that, yeah.
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Come on!
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Not so dumb anymore.
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Shaman, motherfucker.
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Right, okay.
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Uh you all uh you all have enough.
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So basically the guards get slightly distracted and you're able to sneak away from them.
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You want to head straight to the kitchens?
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I think I done we're all in agreement on that.
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Well, I think as soon as we hit the breakfast room, they'll see us and it'll be harder to sneak away.
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So you've just got away from the guards.
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Right.
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Yes.
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Well then yes.
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I know where the kitchen is.
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Yeah, let's get it.
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Make it know where the kitchen is.
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If we're away from the guards, let's hit it.
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Imagine getting away from the guards and then still meeting them in the breakfast room.
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Yeah, that's oh, they could be there.
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Because there's gonna be a chef there that we're gonna have to kill.
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Oh, or just put on some chef's clothes.
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You already killed the chef.
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Uh yeah, but they had who made breakfast today?
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Who's doing breakfast today?
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Tom's right.
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Tom's right.
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They will have got someone.
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We'll kill the sushi.
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Yeah, someone would have subbed in.
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So you get to the kitchen.
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Does anybody want to owe me a perception before we open this door?
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Oh, me, yes.
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Why is Donald's glasses like rolling?
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Bad.
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I do think the plastic isn't good.
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Oh, well, that's worse.
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For the audio listeners, they're on the table.
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Uh so none of you are aware of this.
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You open the door.
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There is two guards, one of them's well, they're not really guards, they're police officers.
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They've got a long jacket on and they are standing over three bodies with sheets over them.
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Was this your doing?
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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And they turn, they look at you and they go, Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here then?
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Sorry, are they all Bora?
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Uh, I'm gonna charm them.
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I'm gonna do my Jedi night trick right away.
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It's uh I'm sure it's uh like a wisdom saving throw or something.
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Yeah, okay.
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Right, so the wisdom they need to get over a 12, so I'm gonna roll it for them.
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First one fails, the second one got a twenty.
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Okay.
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So he's passed and he's passed to the point where he's six he's got a critical success, so he's actually gonna be able to convince the other guard to who failed the wisdom seven through the years are bad.
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So he goes, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I've heard about you, look.
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You're you're trouble, you're trouble.
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Where's your guard escort?
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What's going what's going on in here?
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I throw my spear at him right away.
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Before he's even thinking anything, I'm gonna kill this guy.
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Okay.
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I'm grabbing my my spear and I'm just gonna chuck him.
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I I I disguise self as the chancellor.
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But they've already seen us.
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If you then go Yeah, and then I'll be like, I was the Chancellor the whole time.
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I'll need to read the spell.
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I like it as an idea.
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So it's not a bad idea, you see.
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Yeah, you've changed your fucking tune on it.
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I might yeah, well, I heard more about it and I changed.
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So do I still can I take this?
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I'm grabbing my spear.
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Hold on, hold on.
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I might turn into spider.
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So I'll read the spell.
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Uh follow duration you sense No, that's detect magic.
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That's silly me.
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Hold on.
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Let's play some lift music in this daddy.
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So you can't change into a person using disguised self.
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You could disguise yourself, but you couldn't disguise yourself as someone else.
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Then why was I able to make myself the um the guy who was uh uh remember in the line my solo as well?
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You can change your voice.
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You can't you could change voice.
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But remember I became the guy who was leading my my my cabin on wheels.
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What do you call that?
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You became big red.
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Yeah.
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Oh you looked I fuck I might have fucked that up then.
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So I've just I've read the spell in the last episode when we first used it, I fucked it up.
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I didn't read it properly, because it says you can't change into a character, a creature of different size, your basic shape, so cause he's really tall, you can't turn into him basically.
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What about my alter self second level spell?
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You can c uh you can cast it at the second level and it does the same thing.
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I think it just lasts longer.
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But I can so I can alter my appearance.
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I decide what I look like, including height, weight, facial features, sound of voice, hair length, coloration, and other distinguishing characteristics.
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Can I become the Chancellor?
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From what I'm reading here, I'm reading the Alter Self spell.
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It says you cannot appear as a creature of a different size and your basic shape has to stay the same.
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So because he is because this guy's like nearly seven foot tall, yeah, and you're like you're just about six foot, so we're talking about adding a whole foot of height, which I don't think because it's different sizes.
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It's a nice idea, but I don't think it's doable, Fanny.
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I don't it's it's a tough one.
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I would need to put it on the Unless how about this, how about this?
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It's a little uh compromise.
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You turn it you can turn into Chancellor, but a six foot version, and maybe they don't know.
00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:26.879
Yeah, we'll say that that you can do it, but you're s you are smaller, so if they get to it, they can do a role to see if they can know it's you or not.
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That seems fair.
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Yeah, I think that's fair.
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Spoon.
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I'm the chancellor.
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Okay.
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Can I borrow your a mini version?
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Why doesn't our DM have their own dice?
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They do, but I'm using that.
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So the first one fails.
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Sort of fucking poor podcast, aren't we?
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The first so only one of them is like, that's not the Chancellor.
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So he's like, uh, you're not the Chancellor, you're too small.
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You you you know the right song.
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While he's talking, I'm the Chancellor.
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Taking a chance, and I'm gonna throw an attack.
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Yeah, I'm I'm attacking while they're gonna be.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I say, I am the Chancellor.
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Don't you think I can choose what height I am at any moment?
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I'm the most powerful being in this goddamn fucking kingdom.
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Whoa.
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Okay, that's an intimidation rule.
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So roll intimidation.
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Yeah, just edit my line out.
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Let's just keep that in.
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Seventeen.
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So uh he's uh I I I I I I Right, but you why why why why plus two?
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Why are you why are you small then?
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If you question me one more time, you won't live to see breakfast.
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The stumble on breakfast was great.
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You won't live to see pick a meal.
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Breakfast.
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So they're like, right.
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Uh why have you brought all them in here then?
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What what you're doing?
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Why are you questioning the Chancellor?
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Is it your job to question the Chancellor?
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Get be gone with that! Don't hit me again, Chancellor.
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I hit him.
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Quiet, quiet, foul beast.
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I am taking these t to jail.
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This is these This is the kitchen now.
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And don't you think I have plans for torture in kitchen?
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Oh right, alright.
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So they leave.
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Uh uh, you're now in the kitchen.
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Miko takes you straight over to his tunnel, he lifts up the way out to the tunnel.
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Very good, Fanny.
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So you jump in.
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Nice one, Fanny.
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Or Chancellor.
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I hit Bill and Chancellor Don't you Chancellor Migwind.
00:18:28.799 --> 00:18:32.880
So you jump in, you're in the tunnels, uh, you're wanting to head out.
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Because remember the tunnels.
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I would like to roll perception.
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Okay.
00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:40.960
Fourteen plus We're holding for that's 18.
00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:48.240
Okay, so you look at the tunnels, the tunnels are they're just like basic kind of normal stingy tunnels.
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There is like a podium where something has been on, but it's empty now.
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Podium in a tunnel.
00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:53.759
Yeah.
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Tom Tom got an item on his list in his episode.
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From a podium?
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Yeah.
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You'd speak from.
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Well, it's like a podium that you could put something on.
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Oh wreck you.
00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:05.359
So he's that What did I get again?
00:19:05.519 --> 00:19:06.880
You got the horn of heckling.
00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:07.680
That's right.
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That's phenomenal.
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But what does that do again?
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So you can cut That's right.
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Tell me everything about it.
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Oh, I remember.
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That is most correct.
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Continue.
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You can half the attack of any attack against you with a well-timed put down, but you can only use it once.
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Yes.
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I'm going to give my heckler horn to Don.
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Oh.
00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:38.640
Well, I because I think Don does better heckler lines than I do.
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There you go.
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You've got the horn effect.
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I am going to give I d I would like to go, Don, this horn, take it from me.
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Bill is down on one knee.
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What is it?
00:19:51.039 --> 00:19:57.599
You can half an attack by doing a heckler line before something something.
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It feels so right in Don's hand.
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Yeah, it feels so right in your hands.
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I mean, I am pretty good at dealing with hecklers.
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You're a better MC than I've always been.
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And you're not sure.
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He's not the fucking MC.
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I am.
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Oh, sorry.
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Give me that.
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Oh, well, fun moment lasted.
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I think no, no.
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Give it to Don.
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I think because you have so much charm and charisma.
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Thank you.
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It's good if Don has that.
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So I'm just this fucking sack at the end.
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Well, I'm a dragon.
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So yeah.
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Tom is holding up the pad that says Tom Yes.
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Again.
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Tom remembers what was written now.
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No, no.
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No, thank you.
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Thank you for the horn of Heckwing.
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Uh, it's my pleasure.
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You owe me one forever now.
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Oh, now I see.
00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:43.759
Yeah.
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It's an IOU.
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Yeah.
00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:47.039
No, no, no.
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Just take it.
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Thank you.
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What do you have?
00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:49.759
Thank you, Bill.
00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:50.960
Oh, it's a trade.
00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:51.759
You want a trade?
00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:52.880
Ooh, what do you owe?
00:20:53.119 --> 00:20:55.200
Oh, what do I have in my inventory?
00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:56.559
Not too much.
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Nope.
00:20:57.359 --> 00:20:58.000
Oh, hold on.
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This is pretty cool, but I don't see me ever using it.
00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:02.000
Don't even gonna let Bill choose.
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Would you rather have the pipe of smoke monster?
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While smoking this pipe, you can use an action to exhale puff or s nah, d nah Don't smoke.
00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:11.440
Don't keeping that.
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That's Don all over.
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Rival coin.
00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:23.039
If the coin lands on heads, you can force a creature that you can see within 60 feet of you to make a DC13 wisdom saving throw.
00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:33.279
On a failed save, it takes two D4 psychic damage and has disadvantage on the next attack roll if it makes before the end of its turn.
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Yes, give me your coin.
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I'll give you the rival coin.
00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:36.799
There you go.
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You've now spot Okay.
00:21:38.640 --> 00:21:43.519
Phanyus looks upon this dealing with pleasure because she knows this is strengthening men's mental health.
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There you go.
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It's nice, yeah.
00:21:46.240 --> 00:21:47.519
I don't know what that means, but yeah.
00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:51.440
Holding holding up tongue, yes, holding up tongue, yes.
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It's first time it's been properly.
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You know you're in the tunnels.
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Mika's gonna tell you his what his plan of escape is.
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So Mika's like, I shouldn't show.
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I've got an airship.
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That's my plan.
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We need to get to my airship and we fly out at Ushplish.
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Fantastic.
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I love it.
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Fly.
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I love it a lot.
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Do you have to explain flight to Bill?
00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:12.319
No, no, I get it.
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But they got like I'm I'm I'm just I don't planes?
00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:16.960
Yeah, no, no.
00:22:17.119 --> 00:22:18.480
Do you think Bill has been on a plane before?
00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:22.799
I think Bill has been on a plane, but I'm thinking, but this isn't exactly.
00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:25.920
Yeah, it doesn't say cruise ship team.
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Thank you.
00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:28.960
So blow the horn.
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Blow the horn.
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And D D does air shops, but it's basically like a pirate shop that's a good thing.
00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:34.720
Oh, air ship.
00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:35.039
Yeah.
00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:37.440
I thought you said air strip.
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Oh.
00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:39.039
Well, there's a lot of people.
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I really did.
00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:42.079
I really thought we got to get to the air strip.
00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:44.160
But if you're saying ship, yeah, of course.
00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:46.079
Yeah, so it's like a pirate sharp.
00:22:47.680 --> 00:22:49.759
I thought I really thought he said airstrip.
00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:50.319
We gotta get to it.
00:22:50.640 --> 00:22:51.279
No one's don't worry.
00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:52.000
I'm not mad at you.
00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:54.559
The airship, what is it?
00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:55.440
Big balloon?
00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:58.400
Yeah, it's like a hot herbal and pirate ship.
00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:00.240
Like like the Hindenburg.
00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:02.319
A bit like that, but not as big.
00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:03.200
Oh, okay.
00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:06.880
And what's it what's it My hand is on the tom, no, ready.
00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:07.599
Ready.
00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:10.000
Mine's just on the tom, yeah.
00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:17.759
So Mika's saying that was that's the way he wants to try and escape, because he was like, well, we can just fly away.
00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:18.640
Yeah, let's do it.
00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:19.680
Love it, love it, love it.
00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:20.559
Right, okay.
00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:27.920
So Mika is then like the problem is the airship is going to be in a very highly populated area.
00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:32.319
There's a I would say there's a there's a high likelihood we get caught going for this airship.
00:23:32.400 --> 00:23:35.119
It's in my opinion, it's the quickest and safest way out.
00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:37.759
But the issue is we may get caught.
00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:38.720
By who?
00:23:39.119 --> 00:23:39.680
The guards.
00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:41.279
They have airships?
00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:42.400
No, they'll be in the city.
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:45.759
Oh, where is the ship, then?
00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:46.799
Where are you talking it?
00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:48.160
Is it right in the city?
00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:50.240
Yeah, it's on the edge of the shitty.
00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:54.400
Can't okay, okay, okay.
00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:56.319
Is there another way?
00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:56.960
Out?
00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:57.920
Let's make a plan.
00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.319
What like can we get one person?
00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:02.799
Maybe one person goes for the airship.
00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:04.799
Mayhaps the Chancellor.
00:24:05.440 --> 00:24:07.039
The Chancellor could go for the air.
00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:07.519
Hold on.
00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:11.119
Not that there's gonna be a high number of guards.
00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:14.400
They're not all gonna fall for Would you really notice if someone was a friend?
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:16.240
I don't think.
00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:20.240
If worked on those policemen, is there anywhere else?
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:21.359
Right, how about this, right?
00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:23.200
Please and just hear me out here.
00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:24.799
Why don't we do a Star Wars?
00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:25.759
Immediately.
00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:26.880
Immediately.
00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:28.720
I literally said hear me out.
00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:32.799
And with the the next line was something about Star Wars.
00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:34.480
Sorry, I pushed down the table really hard.
00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:35.039
Just please.
00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:38.160
I saw that like deja vu.
00:24:38.319 --> 00:24:38.720
I've saw it.
00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:39.599
You said hear me out.
00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:42.319
I'm like, I can't wait to see this not go forward.
00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:44.240
Right, come on, right, come on, hear me out.
00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:46.240
Here's what about this?
00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:47.839
No one's looking for Mika.
00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:49.359
No Mika's in no trouble.
00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:54.240
You assumed he's been seen my ears and obviously he was guarded last night.
00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:54.480
Okay.
00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:56.240
And he was been arrested for two weeks.
00:24:56.480 --> 00:24:57.519
Yeah, he was also in a ship.
00:24:57.759 --> 00:24:59.200
No one's looking for my pseudo dragon.
00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:00.799
Rufford.
00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:02.960
Rooford isn't in trouble.
00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:03.759
Rooford.
00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:06.960
But can Rufford Can you fly a ship?
00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:09.759
So Mika goes, and he's he's a cat.
00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:11.759
Oh, that's Meek's.
00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:14.559
Yeah, Mika's like, he's a he's a size of a cat.
00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:17.680
He's not going to be able to steal and fly an air shot.
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:20.960
Why don't you let Rooford speak for himself?
00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:23.200
No, it can do his little bit.
00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:25.359
I got a great idea, man.
00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:25.839
Okay.
00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:28.319
Did anybody see Star Wars?
00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:29.759
Yes.
00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:41.200
Remember the scene in Star Wars when they went to no when they went to they handcuffed Chewbacca as guards.
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:48.160
And they brought like they brought the the Chewbacca into go and save Princess Leia.
00:25:48.559 --> 00:26:03.119
So why don't we pretend if you can you can change into a guard and say I'm bringing these wearers over I need to get them over there, and then once we get close to the ship to dart into the ship and fuck off.
00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:05.359
Well we could keep it up until we get into the ship.
00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:05.759
Yeah.
00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:10.240
You're taking us via the ship back into the city.
00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:10.559
Yeah.
00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:12.880
Because this because they said it's on the edge of the city.
00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:15.680
Tom yeah, Tom big yes from me.
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:16.480
I think that's a good plan.
00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:25.440
I think we if if we can guard ourselves uh c cover ourselves or uh make ourselves look like guards whilst cuffed and arrested, like you've made the arrest.
00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:27.039
But not really cover us in case.
00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:31.759
And now we're going bringing them back to the city because this it the you said the airship was on the edge of the side.
00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:33.039
I have a feeling something would happen.
00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:37.279
So the ship could so the ship could be going back into the city.
00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.759
I think that's our I think that's a good play.
00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:41.200
I'm holding up the Tom Yes.
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:43.759
I think we should make that sign say Tom Yum.
00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:44.400
Tom E.
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:45.519
Yum.
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:47.039
And then you have Tom Yuck.
00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:50.960
I want a sign.
00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:51.599
Tom.
00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:52.799
You do you.
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:59.440
Sort of the the altar self spell uh it requires concentration.
00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:01.920
Can we roll to see if that plan's good?
00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:02.640
What?
00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:05.759
I can't tell what do you mean?
00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:09.279
Can we roll to be like I can't just be like that's got a few instincts?
00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:10.559
Is there like instincts or something?
00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:12.799
I think it's if you want to roll like an inside.
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.599
If you want roll insight, I'll tell you nine.
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:19.519
Nine plus two, eleven.
00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:25.200
All I can tell you is you're gonna need a very high roll for that to succeed.
00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:28.000
And there's a lot of factors I could see being a problem.
00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:30.480
But there's factors anyway.
00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:32.880
There's there's no way doing this factorless.
00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:33.519
Yeah.
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:37.359
Can anyone let's just take a let's take a beat and look at all of our spells.
00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:39.599
Yeah, good, good fucking plan.
00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:42.720
Oh, I could become a spider and scuttle onto the ship.
00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:43.200
You could.
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:44.319
I have an unseen servant.
00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:48.160
That's like what I was that was the other plan I was saying.
00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:53.039
And uh, Mika, is there any way to Okay, we can get the airship.
00:27:53.200 --> 00:28:03.279
If one of us can get to the airship and the other of us get outside the walls, and then whoever gets the airship can pick us up outside the city.
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:10.640
Or what Gareth was going to say originally, but never got to say, because someone fucking was this it?
00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:11.759
Fuck off.
00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:18.000
Well, that's what I was gonna say.
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:22.240
If someone could get to the ship, take the ship, there must be another exit to this tunnel.
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:27.839
Yeah, so Mika's like there's a way that will get us uh there's a tunnel that can get us into the forest.
00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:35.359
It's gonna be hard to get the ship near the forest, obviously, because trees, ship, flying, difficult, you know.
00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:40.480
So it's be tricky, but we need a minimum of two people to pilot the air ship.
00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:42.880
And Mika is wanted, he has been in jail.
00:28:43.119 --> 00:28:47.359
But you could dress like a spider and you could at least change into something.
00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:48.000
Easy.
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:50.240
I could I think I can get on this ship easy.
00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:53.359
No one's gonna fucking notice a spider going through a crowd.
00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:53.839
No one.
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:58.000
Or you could just be on uh Fanny's shoulder.
00:28:58.319 --> 00:28:59.440
As a guard.
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:00.880
As a guard, yeah.
00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:06.000
And then do that, and then we I think a spider is more noticeable on a shoulder than.
00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:07.279
Well, plus they're also looking for a couple of things.
00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:08.079
Call me a spider.
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:08.720
Call me crazy.
00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:09.680
You're crazy.
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:10.559
Call me crazy.
00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:11.519
You're crazy.
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:12.400
Hold it, wait.
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:13.200
Okay.
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:18.559
I didn't really mean it literally, but I might write a Kate and fuck off.
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:21.759
On International Women's Day?
00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:22.960
No, it's my second.
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:25.279
Is it an international women's day?
00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:26.079
It is today.
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:26.799
Today.
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:29.119
God, I wish I didn't say that to truth.
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:30.960
Regrets.
00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:31.839
Regrets.
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:32.880
No wonder she was.
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:34.480
I made me while I watched my breakfast.
00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:37.039
I made my wife made me breakfast this morning.
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.240
I got a big day.
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:43.920
So you saw you what are you wanting to go forward with that?
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:45.119
I think no, right.
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:47.519
So I think that plan is the best plan.
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:53.839
Stealth onto the ship and then ship, meet the rest of the gang somewhere else.
00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:56.960
There must be a landing in the forest somewhere.
00:29:57.200 --> 00:29:57.680
Got to be.
00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:59.359
Who cares if we take out some trees?
00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:00.480
Who gives a shit?
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:01.359
It's trees.
00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:02.799
But we yeah.
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:04.640
Yeah, let's do that.
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:11.680
Okay, so you're going out into the forest with Mika Sean, Mika, me.
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:13.839
Is the little dragon coming?
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:15.839
I want Rufus to stay with me.
00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:16.319
Okay.
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:17.119
Okay, so me.
00:30:17.519 --> 00:30:18.480
He can fly on ship.
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:19.920
Me, Fanny, and Rufus.
00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:20.799
Is it Rufus?
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:21.680
Yeah, Rufus.
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:22.559
Rufus.
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:23.200
Ruford, sorry.
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:26.480
Me, Fanny, and Ruford will go get the ship.
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.319
Me, Sean, Mika will meet you outside the city walls.
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:30.960
In the forest.
00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:31.680
In the forest.
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:32.720
Good plan.
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:33.920
Okay.
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:34.880
I'm just ready.
00:30:35.839 --> 00:30:37.119
Let's not pick him up.
00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:39.200
Let's just start a new one.
00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:41.119
Oh, I already know that.
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:45.839
As soon as we get in the ship, we're kind of coast clear.
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:46.799
We got like this.
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:49.359
Okay.
00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:50.799
So.
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:52.319
To Thornhold.
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:58.400
He says, You said been back together for one episode, and then in the second episode, you said, let's split up again.
00:30:58.640 --> 00:30:59.119
But that's fine.
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:01.440
No, we're gonna meet, we're gonna meet, we're gonna meet back up.
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:01.920
Okay.
00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:04.480
Yeah, but how do you know where to meet back up?
00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:05.119
That's the other thing.
00:31:05.759 --> 00:31:06.880
We'll look for trees.
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:13.359
Mika has told well I actually because you wouldn't know he's coordinates.
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:13.599
Right.
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:14.720
Mika will draw a map.
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:16.880
He's gonna have to roll for his, I don't know what the fuck.
00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.119
We'll send a survival signal.
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:20.799
Mika's Mika's gonna.
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:24.799
You know that thing where you you draw on someone's back and it's so cute.
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:27.519
Yeah, Mika's gonna draw the map on my back and I'll like remember.
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:31.759
No, you do it's the game doesn't get to dictate what Mika does.
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:33.759
I thought it's a funny idea, so I'm gonna go with it.
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.440
It's a very funny idea, but it should have been you that said that.
00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:40.400
I was I was rolling dices.
00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:42.720
I know, but she can't control Mika.
00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:44.880
I'm just trying to get a for the reddit.
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:46.480
No one can control Mika.
00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:48.160
He's his own man.
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:49.599
She can't.
00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:51.680
But you've just drawn something on my fucking.
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:53.839
No, it's Mika's idea.
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:55.440
See, you don't get to meet it.
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.839
So Mika has drawn a map on the on Fanny's paper.
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:00.319
He does.
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:00.720
He does.
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:05.519
I just think that's a stupid thing to do because there's no way she's gonna be able to know.
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:06.000
Yeah.
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:07.440
Like come on.
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:08.799
How can I make it more clear?
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:09.680
Like, you're not gonna be able to do that.
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:11.519
It's a Billy International Women's Day.
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:13.279
Oh shit.
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:15.680
It's a collaborative game.
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:18.079
Kate has brought a suggestion to the table.
00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:20.640
We'll go in with a suggestion because I think it's funny.
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:23.200
So she's drawing, he's drawing the map on Fanny's back.
00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:27.599
He got a 13, so it's not the best map, but you should be able to work it out.
00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:31.599
And he does it with like hot claws that's like burned into my skin.
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:34.799
Oh my it's so much.
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:37.680
It's so much, and it's all the time.
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:39.119
It's so much.
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:40.720
Oh good morning.
00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:41.920
I've masturbated.
00:32:42.079 --> 00:32:43.039
That's not too much.
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:44.960
Well for 30 seconds.
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.680
Yeah, I just bathed a quick one off.
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:48.960
What did you say?
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:50.319
Rip the head off it?
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.799
I may have said rip the head off.
00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:55.200
I don't recall then.
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:57.200
So Mika's drawing the map.
00:32:58.240 --> 00:32:59.200
They do split up.
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:03.359
Can Rufford also give me a big cuddle?
00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:05.119
Rufford doesn't hug you.
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:07.599
See, how does it work if Mika?
00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:12.880
Fanny just clicks her fingers and whatever Fanny wants.
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:14.960
Don wants a hug and he can't get one.
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:17.519
Ruffle goes, you stay the hell away from me, man.
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:18.799
I don't I don't like your verb.
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:21.119
Ask for a rab.
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:23.200
Ask for a hug from your rat friend.
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:24.319
He's long gone.
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:24.880
Where is Ash?
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:26.640
You did leave Ashley Cole.
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.160
I left Ashley Cole in the street.
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:29.359
Ask for a hug from Mika.
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:30.880
Mika?
00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:32.319
Nope.
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:35.039
I go over and give him a hug.
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:36.400
Get the fuck out of here.
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:38.079
I'll pick you up.
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:38.799
All right.
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:40.799
He winks.
00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:42.559
He winked.
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:44.079
Oh, Mika.
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:45.359
I think we're standard, boy.
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:55.599
Mika, you know, in case they don't come back, can we I ask Mika, in case they in case we get stranded, can we still get to the thing through the forest that we walked?
00:33:55.839 --> 00:34:03.839
Uh yes, we we could go through the forest, but it's gonna be us on foot, so it's gonna be very difficult for us to get away safely.
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:05.359
Okay, but it can be done.
00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:06.559
It it can be done, yes.
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:07.440
Yeah, okay, good.
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:09.199
Okay, well, we always got that in the back.
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:09.599
Okay.
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:13.920
Can I 20% success rate?
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:15.840
Can I change it to a spider now?
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:19.280
Uh yep, you change it to spider and you're jumping on Fanny's shoulder.
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:20.079
What do you want to change?
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:23.599
I think I'm just gonna scuttle because I d I think the shoulder's more noticeable.
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:25.840
Yeah, because I'm not gonna step on you by accident.
00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:26.239
No.
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:27.360
Get on my back.
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:27.920
Okay.
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:29.280
Got it.
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.800
Well, fairly things are.
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:34.800
Get on my shoulder.
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:40.639
The thing is, if you didn't have Mika with you, we might leave you behind, but we need Mika to get to the community.
00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:42.320
No, but we're not going to.
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:43.440
Because of Mika.
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:44.719
Because of Mika.
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:46.880
Well, you know what?
00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:49.039
It's good to have friends with you.
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:51.199
Thanks for the heck, Lorn.
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:53.519
See you later, buddy.
00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:56.880
I change into a guard, yeah.
00:34:57.039 --> 00:34:58.000
You change it to a guard.
00:34:58.079 --> 00:34:59.679
Do you want to describe what the guard looks like?
00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:00.400
It's up to you.
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:01.039
Um must.
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:01.920
Let me guess.
00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:02.639
Let me guess.
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:03.519
Attractive.
00:35:04.079 --> 00:35:04.800
Attractive.
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.119
No, we don't want to draw too much attention.
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:10.639
So just like the most mid-man you can think of.
00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:12.320
So me.
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:15.039
I just start.
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:16.159
So he has dark hair.
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:19.440
Wait a second, Gareth or Don.
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:20.400
Both.
00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:21.039
Both.
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:22.559
Either.
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:23.519
Right.
00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:25.440
You start walking to through the city.
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:31.360
First to walked walk through the diamond district where everybody's like trying to repair shops and stuff like that.
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:36.079
Because Fanny let a goat was through that part of the Is the goat still alive, do you think?
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:38.400
You could that was what some things you didn't ask.
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:41.119
You didn't ask about the werewolf and you didn't ask about the goats.
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:42.639
Well, we're asking now, Liam.
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:44.960
But there's no one here to answer those questions.
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:45.360
Oh.
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:49.920
I just hate how Liam just weaponizes us anything we don't ask.
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:52.800
Yeah, yeah, she might not remember FCD.
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:54.960
You forgot to bring us up.
00:35:55.039 --> 00:35:56.400
She know I'm fucking you with.
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.199
It feels like I'm with two leal.
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:03.280
So weird.
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:04.719
Really good.
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:06.800
So you're walking through the diamond.
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.239
I turned into the dungeon.
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:10.719
She didn't even have to roll.
00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:13.039
So you're walking through the diamond district.
00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:18.400
The thing about that ult-self spell is that you ha is you have to concentrate to do it.
00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:23.360
So if anything takes out your concentration, you will turn back into Fanny.
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:25.519
Concentrate.
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:26.559
God damn it.
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:27.119
Focus.
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:28.159
I'm locked in.
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:29.519
Fanny's locked in.
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:32.719
Kate looks really locked in right now.
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:34.159
Kate, so we're walking.
00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:41.519
So you're walking, uh, you get you walk through the Bohemian district all the way to the other side of the city.
00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:42.639
That takes half an hour.
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:45.599
So you've only got half an hour left of that sort of self-spell.
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.760
Because so you manage to concentrate the whole time.
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:48.159
Yeah.
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:52.719
But you're now at what looks like a kind of airship docking system.
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:54.559
Like it's all there's a airstrip.
00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:56.719
Well, I will call it an airstrip then.
00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:57.199
Cool.
00:36:57.920 --> 00:36:58.639
I knew it was a ship.
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:03.519
It looks like a kind of harbour, but there's no water and it's in the air.
00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:05.760
And it's not a harbour.
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:07.599
The two features of a harbour.
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:10.239
You look you're mad at Liam, we get it.
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:15.119
The wooden bits of a harbour where it's like just trying to be funny.
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:17.039
Just trying to be funny for the people.
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:22.719
So you walk towards it as you're I picture our listeners, they're sitting there frowning.
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:24.559
Just let them get there.
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.639
Stop interrupting them.
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:37.280
As you get to this kind of harbour, but there's guards stationed around because you didn't show up for breakfast, so they know you have got out.
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:41.360
So everybody's on high alert now.
00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:46.320
And also they know Ruford is part of the missing party.
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:50.239
So they see you, a guard walking up with Rufford on your shoulder.
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.480
I didn't no, he's flying.
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:55.519
Where's he fell where's he flying to?
00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:56.559
Yeah, that was about it.
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:58.400
I said take riff.
00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:01.360
Did I not say Roof?
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:04.480
But Ruford can I said he can just fly on.
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:06.639
Just fly on, you want him to fly on?
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:07.119
Right.
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:11.840
So how you get is how is Rufford just got up and flew to us without walking with you?
00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:12.400
Yeah.
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:13.360
Right, okay.
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:15.440
Well you've got something to say, Gareth?
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:15.920
Nope.
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:17.920
No notes.
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:20.320
Oh here's what here's what Gareth has to say.
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:21.519
Yeah.
00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:23.679
Scuttle noises.
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:25.360
Put in scuttle noises.
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:29.280
So they they'd see a gal bottom towards them.
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:32.719
Hey, what what are you doing?
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:34.800
Wha wh why are you we are stationed here?
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:36.639
Who aren't you?
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:39.440
I have been ordered to check the ship.
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:41.280
What ship?
00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:44.079
There's hundreds of ships, you'll that one.
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:46.400
That one.
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:47.599
What one?
00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:52.559
Uh we will have probably got a number from me to ask me to.
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:53.679
We didn't ask him to go.
00:38:57.440 --> 00:38:59.440
He will have got a number from the ship from the back.
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:00.239
He wrote it on my back.
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:01.280
He wrote it on my back.
00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:02.000
Yeah.
00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:03.599
So I can read the back.
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:09.199
I can read the back and say it's those about seven ships there, right?
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:09.440
No.
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:10.880
It's F-91W.
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:12.320
It's F-91W.
00:39:13.519 --> 00:39:14.079
You didn't.
00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:15.440
I'm sorry, you didn't ask.
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:17.119
What ship are they guarding?
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:18.239
But this is what I didn't know.
00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:19.920
We didn't know he said there was gonna be a ship.
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:20.880
He said he had it.
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:22.960
And he will have said what ship it was.
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:24.400
I can't what you mean.
00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:25.199
He didn't ask.
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:28.639
We also didn't do the fucking dragon flying thing, but you read that on that.
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:30.000
Did Kate Dad say flying?
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:30.480
I did.
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:31.119
From the beginning.
00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:33.199
You said Roofer, and I said no, he can just fly on.
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:34.800
Yeah, Kate Dad say that.
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:35.280
Yeah.
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:36.480
And but who cares?
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:38.000
Just get any ship.
00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:40.000
Any ship you can get on.
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:40.960
Grab that one.
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:44.079
I say uh the that this one.
00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:46.800
The one that's there.
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:48.719
Right there, I'm pointing.
00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:50.800
Which one are you pointing?
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:52.480
I can't make that shit.
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:56.159
I am going to look over every ship.
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:58.239
I will start with the closest one.
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:00.159
Can Don roll perception?
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.079
Yes, you can roll perception, yes.
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:06.239
Just looking around.
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:07.519
With his.
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:12.400
Can I tell you what I'm rolling for first?
00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:14.719
Liam.
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:16.159
Can I tell you what I'm rolling for first?
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:18.000
Gareth, he's posting about this on Reddit.
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:23.039
I'm wanting to look for uh identification codes.
00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:24.239
I've seen your role.
00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:25.360
I know that you got a bad.
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:26.320
Well, I haven't rolled yet.
00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:27.519
That's what I rolled.
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:28.719
It's one better.
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:32.320
You just see L ships.
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:33.920
You've never seen an L ship like this before.
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:35.840
Say red the red one.
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:38.800
I've already said I'm to check all of them.
00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:41.360
I'm starting with the with the first one closest to us.
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:41.920
Right.
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:46.079
Well, they will come with you then because if you're checking ships, you'll you might get in trouble.
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:46.960
You'll need backup.
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:48.480
Why why are they you're on your own?
00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:49.280
What's going on?
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:52.079
This is procedural failures left and right here.
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:54.239
Isn't that just the way it is?
00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:57.760
You're not here.
00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:02.480
I know I uh uh that's administration, it's going down the toilet.
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:04.480
And I'm working overtime.
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:06.239
Oh, you're getting overtime?
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.320
No, but I'm working overtime.
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:10.880
I'm not getting it scab?
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:12.400
What?
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:13.599
Are you a scab?
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:13.920
No.
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.079
Working overtime for no overtime hours?
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:19.039
Uh they've threatened to kill my family.
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:20.800
I'm phoning the union.
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:21.360
Yes.
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:22.480
Go phone the union.
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:23.280
Yes.
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:29.599
Uh so phoning and this whether it does he just pulls out a massive horn and he shouts, unions!
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:31.920
Fucking heck.
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:35.599
Uh no, before he does that, can I can I wreck on that?
00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:37.119
Just right before he uses the horn.
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:38.079
Well, what do I do?
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:40.719
Use my heckler horn to try and put him down.
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:42.000
That's not an attack.
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:44.000
He's not attacking, he's just shouting at someone.
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:44.559
Okay.
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:45.679
No, fuck it.
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:46.320
We're fucked.
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:46.960
We're fucked.
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:47.840
We're so fucked.
00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:51.119
Why don't you get them in the ship and then kill them there?
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:52.800
Well, because the union's on the way.
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:58.719
I say, while we're waiting for the union, I will begin checking the ship.
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:02.639
I I can't I I'm forming a picket line here.
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:04.000
You're not getting on those ships.
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:09.039
If you're working overtime and not taking overtime else, you're fucking us all over this guards.
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:14.239
Liam, you son of a bitch, you're really fucking making this real tricky for me.
00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:18.960
To concentrate, I say, you're right, I will form the picket line with you.
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:22.000
And then I walk to the side and I wait for everyone.
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:24.079
Yeah, yeah, we're all forming the picket line.
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:30.000
And I'm I just keep I keep walking to the end of the line until I can sneak away and get on the first ship.
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:30.239
Okay.
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:31.519
Uh roll my stealth.
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:32.719
I can't even do anything.
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:33.760
I'm a fucking spider.
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:34.960
You can get on it.
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:38.320
Yeah, you get oh dude.
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:39.599
I'm at 22 for stealth.
00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:40.480
We're fucking, we're doing it.
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:41.039
Okay, okay.
00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:45.280
So you there's a big commotion in Union and I they're like, what's going on?
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:49.280
They're like, it's people working overtime hours and they're not getting paid overtime.
00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:50.639
And they're like, what, what?
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:52.800
This is gifts, this is ridiculous.
00:42:52.880 --> 00:43:00.400
There's picket there's signs being made, and in this commotion you've managed to pass through, and you're now onto the bad.
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:05.679
You're onto the dock and the boats are there, but you still need to work out which airship you're taking.
00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:07.280
Does it matter which airship?
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.400
Mika will have told us what one to go for.
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:11.599
He didn't ask.
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:16.400
Mika's a little But he was distracted because he was so tired because you're fucking snoring.
00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:17.199
What about this?
00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:18.480
What about this?
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:25.840
Wouldn't one like I'm not there, but wouldn't one of the ships look different from the other ones?
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:26.480
Like that's what I'm saying.
00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:27.840
Yeah, can I roll perception?
00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:28.320
Okay, do you want to do that?
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:28.880
You know what I mean?
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:31.760
Like 12 plus 416.
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:34.480
Okay, and then eleven plus four fifteen.
00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:35.519
Right, okay.
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:44.000
So there's six ships, there's ones that kind of look like you there's the same kind of branding and c kind of colouring as the guards.
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:49.440
So you you just can one ship just be called uh big girls, you are beautiful, Christine.
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:51.199
And I go, Dad's makers.
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:52.960
Uh we'll see.
00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:55.199
We'll see how I describe the rest of them.
00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.159
Uh then so that's three of them.
00:43:58.320 --> 00:43:59.760
Three of them look like guard ships.
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:03.519
Then there's another two well there's another three.
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:06.800
So one of them is kind of like it's very run down.
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:12.800
You can see there's kind of a lot of patches over like the big kind of balloon bit and it looks kind of cobbled together.
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:26.960
There's another one that looks like very kind of unassuming, it's got a black bla black balloon and it's got like a kind of orange kind of flakes through the kind of flicks through the kind of paintwork of the rest of the boat.
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:30.079
It's got barrels on it, it's got nets and stuff like that.
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:34.320
And then you get to the last boat, and it's the kind of flashiest boat of all of them.
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:35.679
What do we know about Miko?
00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:36.880
Dragon.
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:41.519
Okay, so the the burlap's trousers.
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:42.159
Right.
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:43.280
Is that all we know?
00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:44.880
That's all I've been looking at.
00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:48.400
Do we know what he does?
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:53.199
Well I can tell you what he does with his uh thumb.
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.159
Uh no.
00:44:56.559 --> 00:45:02.159
Like no, like look, would he be using nets in his line of work?
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:06.800
He's been netting nets.
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:07.519
I don't know.
00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:08.320
He's dragging.
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:09.760
Because one of them has nets.
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:14.639
So there's one with a black balloon that has like barrows.
00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:15.119
Okay.
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:17.920
There's one that's he said it had orange flex throughout the paintwork.
00:45:18.159 --> 00:45:18.400
Did he?
00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:18.880
So yeah.
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:21.039
And then there's one that's very run down.
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:22.480
There's patchworks all over the balloon.
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:25.199
Yeah.
00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:27.199
What does a patchwork one have on board?
00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:29.280
It's very sparse.
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.440
It's got a lot of things.
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:35.599
Like ropes and like kind of like there's like different kind of tools and stuff like that.
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:36.400
Let's go for that one.
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:37.199
Let's go for the orange one.
00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:37.920
The patchworky?
00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:42.320
No, that's there's the patchworky one and then the orange one with barrels on it and nets.
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:44.880
And then there's the last one which is like really flashy.
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:46.400
It's all very kind of pristine.
00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:48.000
Black balloons, not makeup.
00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:48.800
Flashy, pristine.
00:45:49.280 --> 00:45:49.920
I think patchwork.
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:51.679
I think orange.
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:53.360
Orange just a black look.
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:54.880
Yeah, you're you're Oh, really?
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:55.360
Yes.
00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:55.920
Oh.
00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:57.199
I haven't listened.
00:45:58.639 --> 00:45:59.280
Too busy.
00:45:59.519 --> 00:46:00.159
You're crazy.
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:06.800
I think we go for the patchwork one because they're they're this is a group of this is a group of rebels.
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:08.159
Genuinely.
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:12.400
So if you know about the interior of it, you said it's got an orange strip through it.
00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:16.800
No, orange orange kind of flay off through the paint through the actual boat.
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:18.880
The black balloon one has orange protection.
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:20.559
But you said Mika's ship had that.
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:21.679
You said Mika said that.
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:21.920
No.
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:24.480
Mika didn't tell you anything about the boat because you didn't ask.
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:25.039
Right.
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:34.239
So why don't you go on your hunch, the patchwork once, and I'll go on my hunch, the black balloon orangey running through it once.
00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:36.000
Liam looks so stressed right now.
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:36.639
But why?
00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:37.679
Why is that stressful?
00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.159
Because you haven't got the time.
00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:41.679
What time is it?
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:47.039
But like I think we go on the patchwork one together.
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:48.079
Let's go.
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:49.519
It's up to you is what you do.
00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:50.559
I can't tell you is what you do.
00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:52.079
We go on the patchwork one.
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:53.599
We can always switch.
00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:55.519
We can always switch, but if we split up, we're fucked.
00:46:57.679 --> 00:46:59.519
I have to follow you makes me want to go my own way.
00:46:59.920 --> 00:47:02.000
I know, but you need to overcome that.
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:04.800
You need to overcome your hatred of women.
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:10.960
Seeing as it is International Women's Day, I will uh what's the word I'm looking for?
00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:11.920
Succumb.
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:13.920
I will succumb to the wrong.
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:15.199
So you're calling me a succubus?
00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:21.599
I will succumb to the women's orders and I will go, on this day I grant you, I will follow you.
00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:24.079
But for the record, I want to be going over to that black belly.
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:26.800
I think this one will be I'm a spider.
00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:27.760
I can't fucking say anything.
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:28.400
Actually, too.
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:30.800
You can't you can't communicate with each other.
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:31.599
Yeah, I'm a spider.
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:32.719
I can't say anything, actually.
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:33.920
So I've I'm not sure.
00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:35.679
I'm just a useless pawn.
00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:37.119
Well you can still do stuff.
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:40.400
You could try and meme, but you're gonna need to do it right now.
00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:42.719
And I'll succumb the spider succumbs.
00:47:43.199 --> 00:47:44.960
The spider is just succumbs.
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:57.440
You still going on the patchwork on you walk on it and there is four bug belled war else on the boat and they're going they're you obviously you're still dressed up as a guard.
00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:01.039
So they're like, Why why are you on a boat?
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:01.920
What's going on?
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:05.519
Kill kill.
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:07.840
No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:11.840
I say I'm doing inspections on orders of the Chancellor.
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:14.239
We work for the Chancellor.
00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:15.920
Why is he wanting to inspect our boat?
00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:18.320
There have been escapees of prisoners.
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:23.679
Nothing.
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:24.639
Relax.
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:25.679
Whose boat is this?
00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:29.519
Then I trust there's no one on here, and we leave.
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:32.320
We should get the fuck out of here.
00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:33.119
This is the wrong boat.
00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:34.000
We walk off.
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:36.400
We go to the black balloon orange boat.
00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:37.280
Right.
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:42.079
So roll me uh we'll say it's stealth.
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:43.280
Nineteen.
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:47.760
Okay, so they go they go, oh that was very old, wasn't it?
00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:48.239
Alright.
00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:49.920
And then you just get off the boat.
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.079
So you've got the three other boats.
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:54.079
Well, you've got five other boats.
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:55.599
You've got three.
00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.480
You've got three that look like guard boats.
00:48:58.639 --> 00:48:58.719
Yeah.
00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:03.119
Then you've got the flashy boat, then you've got the boat the boat with the black balloon.
00:49:03.519 --> 00:49:05.360
We're going with the black balloon.
00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:05.760
Okay.
00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:06.480
Black balloon.
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:07.840
Wow, now he looks just a black.
00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:09.840
Why doesn't this Oh shit?
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:12.320
Spider go in and check first.
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:13.679
I said that.
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:14.880
And guess what happened?
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:16.800
I got a fucking sigh from the DM.
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:18.079
If we get split up.
00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:20.559
I was a bit splitting up, I was sighing a bit.
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:22.159
I was not a bit what you're doing.
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.519
I was like, oh we will split we split the group so many different ways.
00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:26.880
Okay, well that's fine.
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:29.679
We go on the black balloon boat.
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:30.159
Okay.
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:34.159
You go on there, and you are greeted by fucking hell.
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:36.480
We're gonna be greeted by a dragon.
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:42.320
You're greeted by kind of they're like coyote human like people.
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:45.840
They look like a kind of coyote humanoid kind of person.
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:51.199
And they're looking at you and they're what are you doing on that boat?
00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:52.400
Babs.
00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:55.280
Baby.
00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:55.920
Baby.
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:01.440
We I am uh searching the boats because we've lost prisoners.
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:03.599
Who whose boat is this?
00:50:04.159 --> 00:50:05.280
This is my boat.
00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:07.360
I am a tradesman.
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:09.760
I trade stuff in the sea.
00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:12.639
Let's go about your business.
00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:16.800
It's gonna be the fucking flashy one.
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:20.960
Does Mika turn to me and go, Fuck, I forgot to tell him what we got?
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:25.039
Cut to Tom with me.
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.199
They'll know I'm a flashy guy.
00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:30.320
So we'll we'll cut to Tom and stuff.
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:33.119
You come out the tunnels with Mika and Sean.
00:50:33.360 --> 00:50:36.000
You said in the sewers, you're walking through the sewers.
00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:40.079
Hey, what uh so I go, uh, so hey Mika, what does your boat look like anyways?
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:42.000
Oh, I've got a very flashy boat.
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:43.679
You look flashy.
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.199
They wouldn't think that.
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:49.840
You know, they'd be so dumb to think that your boat wasn't flashy.
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:52.239
Flash, I don't have a lot of things in life.
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:54.639
So I really like to treat myself with my boat, you know.
00:50:54.719 --> 00:50:56.239
It's the one thing I actually care about.
00:50:56.639 --> 00:50:57.119
What kind of boat?
00:50:59.119 --> 00:50:59.679
What kind of boat?
00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:01.440
Like, can you describe the boat to me?
00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:05.920
Oh, it's it's the latest, it's the latest and newest boat you can get.
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:08.559
That that balloon, pure nitrogen.
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:09.679
Oh, that thing.
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:10.719
You know what?
00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:15.920
If I know my guys, they'll definitely spot it right away.
00:51:17.119 --> 00:51:19.599
So don't you worry, Mika.
00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:22.239
Like at the airship.
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:24.000
So is it just your boat at the airship?
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:26.559
Oh no, it's a harbor, so there's lots of boats still.
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:28.320
Well, they'll get it.
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:31.360
We should have probably shifted them which one my boat is.
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:31.599
Yeah.
00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:33.199
We just got caught up, you know.
00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:34.960
We're so busy with escaping.
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:36.239
Well, you know what, Mika?
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:37.119
We're okay.
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:38.719
We're all right, that's the main thing.
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:40.800
Yeah, we'll go fucking hang out in the can.
00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:48.480
So so listen, what um so what so Mika, where are we where are we heading then, Mika?
00:51:48.639 --> 00:51:49.519
Where should we go?
00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:53.440
We can use we're gonna have to use we're gonna have to take a ride through the sewer.
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:54.800
We're gonna have to jump in the sewer.
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:55.760
Yeah, no worries.
00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:57.920
Get shot out the side of the castle.
00:51:58.400 --> 00:51:59.199
We love the sewers.
00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:01.280
Hey Sean, how are you doing, by the way?
00:52:01.599 --> 00:52:04.400
Uh Sean just gives you a nice big thumbs up.
00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:05.840
He's he's enjoying himself.
00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:07.760
He's not had anything to do in a while.
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:24.559
He's so uh he he walks you to the like the edge of like the sewers, and it's like basically like a big kind of archway that just shoots straight down into almost like a kind of moat thing surrounding the outside of the out of another winter.
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:24.800
Yeah.
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:26.400
And he just goes, it's gonna be a big jump.
00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:27.360
Let's do it.
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:29.760
Alright, uh so roll acrobatics.
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:33.760
I'm speeding this up so fast, like speed.
00:52:34.800 --> 00:52:35.840
May I make his adventure?
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:37.119
You ran into my thing.
00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:38.400
Oh, eleven.
00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:39.599
Eleven, right.
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:41.199
Plus eight.
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:42.800
I don't know how it is.
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:43.280
Plus eight.
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:44.079
What are we doing?
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:50.400
It's for it's uh Mika, Sean, and which Acrobatics.
00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:50.880
Plus two.
00:52:51.199 --> 00:53:00.159
Plus two, so happy next day.
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:01.599
Happy feminist days.
00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:04.639
Feminist days, sweet cheeks.
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:12.480
Just to let it let it be known I'm getting water because I've been thinking about it for a while, not because of what was just said.
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:16.880
But it will you roll, jump down, and you're fine.
00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:18.159
That's all good.
00:53:18.480 --> 00:53:24.960
Sean jumps, Sean falls really hard because it's quite a drop and Sean's broke his leg.
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:28.559
And then Mika goes, and I'll tell you how Mika does.
00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:30.639
What I'm just here on my own now?
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:34.880
What Mika Mika's fine, Mika's alright, but Sean's hurt his leg.
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:36.719
Luckily, Sean well no sure.
00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:40.000
Sean does make noise, he just doesn't speak, so I'm gonna have to do myself now.
00:53:40.159 --> 00:53:40.320
Okay.
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:44.880
Because he might if he screams really loud, he's gonna alert guards.
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:48.159
So this is gonna shut the fuck up.
00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:51.039
Sean, shut the fuck up.
00:53:51.360 --> 00:53:53.840
My leg is shut the fuck.
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:56.559
Do you choose now to speak for the first time?
00:53:56.880 --> 00:53:58.000
Sean got a four.
00:53:58.079 --> 00:54:00.559
Sean has alerted several guards.
00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:02.239
Sean's got a four.
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:02.800
Uh-oh.
00:54:03.679 --> 00:54:04.639
Big uh oh.
00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:06.239
So Big uh.
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.400
Let me just quickly roll.
00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:10.000
Yeah, bore my dice, whatever.
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:14.960
Five behind five guards immediately know where you are.
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:19.599
You see them, they were on the kind of outside of the city because obviously you just didn't show up to breakfast.
00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:21.519
So they were like How far away are they?
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:24.159
Right now they're about 50 feet away.
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:26.079
There's five of them coming.
00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:28.239
Uh you can take five.
00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.400
We haven't done any violence on this episode.
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:31.519
You should fight them.
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:34.159
Every episode needs a bit of violence.
00:54:34.639 --> 00:54:39.679
And I'm gonna cause Sean's broken his leg, every attack, Sean makes gonna be with disadvantage.
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:43.679
Can we does it look like we can run?
00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:50.960
Like, can is there like I'm looking around going, is this about to be a fight?
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:55.760
Or can I is there any like what like am I in a moat?
00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:56.880
What's happened?
00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:57.920
Am I in a moat?
00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:00.000
So you're on the Where am I?
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:01.760
You're on the edge of a moat.
00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:04.559
Sean is in the moat with a broken leg.
00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:08.639
There's five there's five guards running towards you.
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:13.360
They're about 50 feet away from you, so it's up to you what you do.
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:22.559
Okay, I'm going to cast my I'm going to cast my uh minor illusions.
00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:24.639
Okay, what are you gonna cast with that?
00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:34.800
I'm gonna cast it that that there's another splash that they hear like whatever where the other side is.
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:37.199
But I'm gonna go, I want it to be.
00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:38.960
If you're west, they hear it easterly.
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:43.119
Yeah, they're gonna hear it easterly, going, we we're gonna get out of here or whatever.
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:43.760
You know what I mean?
00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:44.719
We're gonna Okay.
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:47.519
Okay, so I want to create uh distraction.
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:49.760
Uh yeah, a total distraction.
00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:57.199
I guess I can uh make it an actual voice of maybe the guards going, they're all the people that have escaped are over here.
00:55:57.519 --> 00:56:07.519
Okay, so you do that, two of them fall for it, the other three stay uh stay the course, but in the next turn the other two are gonna join.
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:10.480
So you've got three of them still running at you.
00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:11.920
Okay, so they're gone.
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:13.280
I'm gonna grab my bag.
00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:14.719
Sean can still fight.
00:56:15.199 --> 00:56:16.000
Yeah, Sean can fight.
00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:18.000
Kind of, but he's gonna have disadvantage.
00:56:18.719 --> 00:56:21.199
Oh, I don't know how good fucking Mika is.
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:22.559
He's a dragon, though, right?
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:23.119
Yeah.
00:56:23.360 --> 00:56:24.239
You got this.
00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:25.760
I'm so confident.
00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:27.760
And remember, we're coming to pick you up.
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:30.320
You couldn't even find us.
00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:33.280
You couldn't fell us.
00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:34.079
Yeah, exactly.
00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:35.119
It's a two-way street.
00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:35.679
Okay, yeah.
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:36.719
I'm gonna have to be a big one.
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:39.119
I'm grabbing my first thing I'm grabbing is out of the back.
00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:41.360
Oh, by the way, my boat is the newest mod.
00:56:41.440 --> 00:56:41.519
Yeah.
00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:42.320
Okay, I gotta make a big one.
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:44.480
Which is weird because I'm trying to be incognito.
00:56:44.559 --> 00:56:44.719
Yeah.
00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:48.000
So I gotta roll a D8 for the back.
00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:48.880
Eight?
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:50.559
A giant elk.
00:56:50.880 --> 00:56:51.840
This is really bad.
00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:53.280
Like roll roll a D6.
00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:54.000
Bad for who?
00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:54.480
Bad for who.
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:55.280
Uh we'll find out.
00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:56.159
Bad for who.
00:56:56.480 --> 00:56:56.800
Oh no.
00:56:57.039 --> 00:56:58.639
This is really bad for me?
00:56:58.800 --> 00:56:59.519
No, I don't think so.
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:01.599
We've killed guards before, yeah.
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:02.800
Roll a D6.
00:57:03.199 --> 00:57:03.679
Six.
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:04.159
Oh.
00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:06.159
Right.
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:10.960
They the elk so the giant elk is the best thing in the bag, but it's a really high-level thing.
00:57:11.199 --> 00:57:16.960
So the mechanic that was put in place for that was if you rolled a fucking odd number, it would be on your side.
00:57:17.119 --> 00:57:19.679
If you rolled an even number, it was against you.
00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:21.519
Right.
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:24.079
Oh no.
00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:24.960
Tom.
00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:26.639
Oh no.
00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:27.519
Tom.
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:28.400
Bill.
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:30.800
We've loved having you on the podcast.
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:31.039
Thanks.
00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:32.000
We surrendered.
00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:33.599
Thanks for the fans.
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:36.159
We will go on without you.
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:42.239
The way you can get around this is you need to try and you can either try and kill it or get it back into the bag.
00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:45.599
Oh no, this is fucking hellish.
00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:47.199
Can we use charisma?
00:57:48.159 --> 00:57:50.559
You can try and persuade it back into the bag, eh?
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:52.719
Bill, you're really good at persuade.
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:54.480
You hear our voices in your head.
00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:56.800
Bill, you're really good at persuading.
00:57:57.599 --> 00:57:59.840
Well, I'm well gonna have to, right?
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:02.239
Like can you just try and kill it or you can try to.
00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:04.079
No, I got three guards and it.
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:05.599
It's really powerful, as well.
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:06.239
He said.
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:08.000
Yeah, it's very powerful.
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:09.760
So I'm gonna persuade it.
00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:10.719
Yeah, let's try that.
00:58:10.880 --> 00:58:11.280
Oh my god.
00:58:11.679 --> 00:58:12.960
Right, don't let's take a beat here.
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:13.199
Right.
00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:13.599
Fuck that.
00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:15.199
This is gonna no.
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:19.760
I'm eventually gonna surrender these people.
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:21.119
Yeah, you yeah.
00:58:21.199 --> 00:58:26.480
Well, I mean, we might all fucking end up there for Christ's sake, but we're in a fancy airship, shouldn't it?
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:27.199
Not yet.
00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:31.599
And also, it's not like we went on four others before going, who are you?
00:58:33.360 --> 00:58:34.480
What's your reason for being here?
00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:35.519
What ship is this?
00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:36.639
That checks out.
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:37.679
Good day, sir.
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:41.039
You could have also just gone to the guy, oh, we've been told to search.
00:58:41.519 --> 00:58:42.079
Should have could have.
00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:43.519
That's what I said every time, Liam.
00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:46.880
No, you said as he was like, Whose ship are you here for?
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:48.639
And then you kept on going that ship.
00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:50.800
You didn't go, we're here to search Mika's ship.
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:51.840
Yeah, why didn't we do that?
00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:53.519
Well, because I thought that would raise suspicion.
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:55.119
But but you're a guard.
00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:56.000
Mika's.
00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:56.880
It's done now.
00:58:56.960 --> 00:58:58.320
Why are we thinking about it?
00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:01.039
No, I'm fighting an elk that I let lose.
00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:02.079
Let's stay on point here.
00:59:02.159 --> 00:59:02.880
Let's stay on point here.
00:59:03.920 --> 00:59:04.320
Good luck.
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:05.599
Good luck, comrade.
00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:06.159
Good luck.
00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:08.000
Okay, dear, whatever that is.
00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:08.480
Oh no.
00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:09.360
Oh no.
00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:10.880
I did not persuade the elk.
00:59:11.039 --> 00:59:12.159
Wait, wait, plus, plus, plus.
00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:13.840
Plus, plus ten.
00:59:14.960 --> 00:59:16.079
It's an animal, right?
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:16.880
Plus six.
00:59:17.519 --> 00:59:17.840
Fourteen.
00:59:18.159 --> 00:59:18.480
Fourteen.
00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:19.119
It's not bad.
00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:20.079
It's not bad, Liam.
00:59:20.239 --> 00:59:22.320
He's gonna do a wisdom saving throat.
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:23.920
The issue is he is very wise.
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:26.800
The elk is Tom, why would you make him so wise?
00:59:26.960 --> 00:59:28.159
He's got a natural twenty.
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:29.039
Fucking.
00:59:29.679 --> 00:59:30.239
No, he hasn't.
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:30.719
Fuck it.
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:31.519
We fuck it.
00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:32.079
You know what?
00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:32.400
Let's go.
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:33.360
He fucking has.
00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:34.000
Let's go.
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:34.480
He has.
00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:35.440
He's got a natural 20.
00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:35.920
Let's go.
00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:36.960
We're fighting all of them.
00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:37.679
Fuck it.
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:38.159
Let's go.
00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:39.199
Come on, Sean.
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:40.639
Oh, Jesus.
00:59:41.679 --> 00:59:41.920
Right.
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:43.119
Everybody roll initiative.
00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:43.920
Me?
00:59:44.159 --> 00:59:46.480
No, Tom and D20.
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:47.280
Just Tom.
00:59:47.679 --> 00:59:47.760
Yeah.
00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:48.960
Everybody, nah.
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:49.920
No, that's not a good one.
00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:51.679
You stopped it from going off the table.
00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:53.199
It's a 12.
00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:56.159
Nah, bruv.
00:59:57.039 --> 01:00:00.000
Thank you for the people you've brought to the podcast.
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:02.239
We appreciate Tom's fans.
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:04.320
Please stick around when Tom inevitably leaves.
01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:06.639
Tom has necromancing capabilities.
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:08.079
What's that?
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:08.719
Right.
01:00:08.800 --> 01:00:09.840
What did you get, Tom?
01:00:10.079 --> 01:00:11.199
Uh what did I get?
01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:13.920
Oh, we don't even know, so re-roll.
01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:15.039
I don't even know.
01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:16.079
Twelve.
01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:20.719
You can bring yourself back from the you can bring yourself back from the dead, can't you?
01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:22.480
He has cure wounds.
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:23.679
Yeah, and so do you.
01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:24.239
Yeah, yeah.
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:25.920
Yeah, yeah.
01:00:26.000 --> 01:00:26.800
I'm not gonna use it on it.
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:28.320
Giant.
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:29.599
I just played dumb.
01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:30.960
But I'm actually super perfect.
01:00:31.360 --> 01:00:34.480
I wouldn't know what side it's on, anyways.
01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:36.320
What would it how would an elk know?
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:38.639
Because it's a magic bag.
01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:42.079
Yeah, but I also have speak with animals.
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:44.480
If you were a giant, but I don't does it connect.
01:00:44.719 --> 01:00:48.320
In that beast or does it something he is questioning zero.
01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:50.400
Right.
01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:54.000
So you're up first, Tom, anyway, so it's up to you.
01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:56.079
Okay, here's what I gotta do.
01:00:56.320 --> 01:00:56.639
Okay.
01:00:57.039 --> 01:00:59.440
Grab Sean, I'm gonna throw him at him.
01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:03.440
And I'm gonna run with See it a bit, Sean.
01:01:04.639 --> 01:01:05.280
What?
01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:07.199
He's got a broken leg.
01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:09.280
We'll rescue you later.
01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:10.639
Oh my god.
01:01:11.679 --> 01:01:16.159
Tom, I think your instincts overall for this game have maybe been the best.
01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:17.920
That was diabolic.
01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:18.559
Why?
01:01:18.639 --> 01:01:18.880
Why?
01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:20.159
Why?
01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:21.599
We're gonna get murdered here.
01:01:21.920 --> 01:01:24.400
Sean has saved our ass like 100% of the time.
01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:25.920
No, you're not gonna get murdered here.
01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:26.559
You're not.
01:01:26.800 --> 01:01:28.159
Of course I'm gonna get murdered here.
01:01:28.559 --> 01:01:30.800
There's a fucking vicious elk.
01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:33.840
Three guards, two guards coming.
01:01:34.000 --> 01:01:36.239
I don't know what Mika can do.
01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.239
I've got a guy with a broken fucking.
01:01:38.639 --> 01:01:39.280
You're not gonna die.
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:40.000
You're not gonna die.
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:42.480
And I've got some balls, man.
01:01:43.280 --> 01:01:44.559
Have some balls.
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:49.519
I'm the most courageous little spider that this game's seen.
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:49.920
Right.
01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:54.159
So just fight it, man, throwing Sean and running away.
01:01:55.760 --> 01:01:58.960
Do you want to say anything to Sean before you start running away?
01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:02.239
Uh Sean, can you uh take?
01:02:02.639 --> 01:02:04.559
Oh, dude, I don't know, man.
01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:06.000
You can't throw Sean.
01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:08.719
That's I don't know.
01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:11.280
This is a battle I can't win, dude.
01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:12.159
You don't know that.
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:13.519
I feel like we should surrender.
01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:14.159
The dice is.
01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:14.960
You're not there.
01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:15.519
You're not there.
01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:17.280
I feel like we should surrender, man.
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:18.559
You can talk about it.
01:02:18.639 --> 01:02:20.079
You can talk to each other and come up with it.
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:22.320
I feel like we should surrender, man.
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:28.320
I I feel this is a out of because I know that one guard was pretty uh tough, man.
01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:29.519
Well then do that.
01:02:29.679 --> 01:02:30.800
Don't throw Sean to it.
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:31.280
Just surrender.
01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:32.239
You surrendering?
01:02:32.400 --> 01:02:33.519
Well, what's the worst they're gonna do?
01:02:33.679 --> 01:02:34.480
Fuck, we're gonna go back.
01:02:36.079 --> 01:02:36.400
Yeah.
01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:36.719
Okay.
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:39.519
If the elk wasn't there, I think it would be fine.
01:02:39.679 --> 01:02:40.320
You could beat them.
01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:44.159
But you made an elk with extreme abilities.
01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:46.960
Did you so you are you surrendering?
01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:50.960
We can surrender to the elk the elves.
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:54.239
Like we could probably escape.
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:58.480
I can tell I can tell you what will happen if you surrender if that makes it a bit easier for you.
01:02:58.639 --> 01:02:59.119
What's that?
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:03.280
If you surrender, they'll the gut some guards will come and take you.
01:03:03.840 --> 01:03:10.320
You won't be able to fight back though, and they'll take you back to the palace and then they'll shoot in a bunch of other guards to come and deal with this elk.
01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:12.639
So you'll just go back to the palace if that's the one.
01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:13.840
Back to the palace?
01:03:14.079 --> 01:03:14.400
No.
01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:16.159
It's not good, man.
01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:18.320
Yeah, but we can escape again.
01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:20.320
But we're already on this year.
01:03:20.960 --> 01:03:22.559
And you're in the palace.
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:23.280
Yeah, bad.
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:24.239
Okay, okay.
01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:25.519
I think you should run.
01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:28.239
If you run, you have to leave Sean.
01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:29.519
That's the only thing.
01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:32.239
Or you're gonna have to carry him and you're gonna have to run the disadvantage.
01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:34.559
Or fight.
01:03:35.519 --> 01:03:37.199
Why are you doing why are you?
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:40.079
You haven't fought these guards, man.
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:42.159
It's three guards.
01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:43.760
I so think you got it.
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:46.000
Yeah, the elk's the problem.
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:46.559
Yeah.
01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:47.360
I'm not yeah.
01:03:47.679 --> 01:03:51.280
The elk is a bit of a fucking it's a bother that it's here.
01:03:51.519 --> 01:03:53.519
But outside of that, you got it, man.
01:03:53.599 --> 01:03:58.000
And you can re-roll Charisma to try and get him back into the bag later.
01:03:58.239 --> 01:03:59.440
You can re-roll that.
01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:01.039
And you've got a plus six.
01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:03.840
So if you roll like a 12, you're golden.
01:04:04.079 --> 01:04:06.480
I've got a broken leg guy.
01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:07.840
Uh yeah.
01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:10.880
I I I think I am going to.
01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:12.880
I actually can't believe I'm here.
01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:14.880
Dude! I actually can't believe I'm here.
01:04:15.199 --> 01:04:17.280
Dude! Shut up, I'm gonna die.
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:20.639
This is this is so what not I I expected from you.
01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:22.880
You want me to fight?
01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:24.960
Clearly, I do, yes.
01:04:27.039 --> 01:04:27.840
But you can die.
01:04:28.159 --> 01:04:29.599
You're not gonna die.
01:04:30.480 --> 01:04:31.280
Behave.
01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:33.039
This is Farrelly's baby.
01:04:33.119 --> 01:04:37.599
He's not gonna kill the most powerful person he has on the podcast.
01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:39.760
Me and Kate, we can die.
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:42.480
I don't know, man.
01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:44.320
He ain't killing Tom State.
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:46.079
Quite about you.
01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:47.119
Well, okay.
01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:49.760
What do you want to do, bro?
01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:51.760
I I think we should surrender.
01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:53.039
I think that's just very bad.
01:04:53.199 --> 01:04:55.679
I think we're in a real shit situation here.
01:04:56.480 --> 01:04:56.800
Okay.
01:04:57.039 --> 01:04:59.760
When we do, don't tell the others.
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:01.679
We'll never speak of this.
01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:03.840
We'll say we fought and lost.
01:05:04.079 --> 01:05:05.039
We fought and lost.
01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:06.159
Sean nearly died.
01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:06.880
We'll share it.
01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:09.039
Yeah.
01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:10.800
Sean we'll blame us all on Sean.
01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:11.840
Yeah, let's do that.
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:13.119
They don't know fuck all.
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:15.760
So when we see them again, maybe.
01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:22.880
So Bill Futler raises his hands in the air.
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:24.000
Dude.
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:30.800
Do my no So he raises his hands in the air, and so does Mika.
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:31.679
So does Sean.
01:05:32.320 --> 01:05:34.159
We surrender and surrender, help us.
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:34.800
Yeah.
01:05:34.960 --> 01:05:37.199
Three guards run and grab all you.
01:05:37.760 --> 01:05:40.559
The other two guards start shouting, they go and take on Dude.
01:05:40.639 --> 01:05:43.360
I wish they could turn into a fish and swim away, man.
01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:43.840
Wow.
01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:45.920
Dude, did you think this is mine?
01:05:46.320 --> 01:05:47.280
I so do.
01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:50.480
You think you think that fucking everybody we got?
01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:54.159
If Sean was, I'm worried about my buddy Sean.
01:05:54.559 --> 01:05:57.599
You were about to throw him and run away a minute ago.
01:05:57.920 --> 01:05:58.639
A minute ago.
01:05:58.800 --> 01:05:59.199
Yeah.
01:05:59.440 --> 01:05:59.760
Okay.
01:05:59.920 --> 01:06:03.280
So you get taken back to the palace, you're back in the throne room.
01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:06.960
Taz is sitting on the throne, standing next to him as a Chancellor.
01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:12.559
And the Chancellor's like, uh, I told you we should have arrested them when we had the chancellor.
01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:13.920
Let's arrest them now.
01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:16.079
Taz goes, No, no, no.
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:21.039
Pardon, pardoned again, pardoned again for all the crimes you commit and never went.
01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:22.239
Oh, it's all good.
01:06:22.400 --> 01:06:23.679
Uh see, we can't arrest them.
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:25.119
What would we arrest them for?
01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:26.000
They're pardoned.
01:06:26.159 --> 01:06:26.800
At that point.
01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:28.960
I was taken hostage by Mika.
01:06:31.119 --> 01:06:32.320
You fucking rat.
01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:43.119
At that point, though, the doors are so cowardice.
01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:44.400
It's not cowardice.
01:06:44.719 --> 01:06:48.639
I was gonna miss my Mika couldn't do anything.
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:56.480
The doors of the palace actually, that is so I called him an old bastard.
01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:06.960
So the doors of the palace fly open as the Chancellor says, uh well, there must be something we can arrest them for.
01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:08.800
The doors fly open.
01:07:09.039 --> 01:07:16.719
A very small but hardly woman walks through the doors and says, They should be arrested for murder.
01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:20.239
They murdered my husband, Derek Littlehammer.
01:07:21.119 --> 01:07:22.239
Fuck you.
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:23.920
Lady.
01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:25.360
Liar.
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And the Chancellor says, Yes, a murder committed in.
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She goes, Four note.
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They killed him in Fournode.
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Oh, we did kill him.
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We saw down, Jeff.
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We saw it.
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I forgot.
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Up the steps.
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We just test the step, test the step, test it, your day step over the biggest.
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But most of But to be fair, most of those times we just use his dead body to test.
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Yeah, because we murdered him.
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He murdered himself.
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Yeah.
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So how many people died because of him?
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True.
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What I want to do is I want to get back to the jail.
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Well, good news.
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So I can get out again.
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So it's good sadly, it's the end going to be the end of this episode.
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The next episode, uh, you're gonna have to stand trial for murder.
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Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
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Just a few quick shout-outs before we wrap up the episode.
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First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh, Kitty Fresland R.
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Alan Orr, who did the theme music, and last but certainly not least, John Stables, who does all of our sound production and editing, and there's a lot of work to stuff to sit through that.
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So thank you, John Allen.