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Andy Wells: We still cool. Okay, still cool. Cargo shorts, tattoos, we still cool. Got bills, got kids, got rules, but between all that, we still cool. Yeah, we still cool. And welcome back. My name is Andy Wells and as usual, my boy John Myers in the Hizzee. Always. Let's deep dive. Okay. I got a bone to pick with. What are we diving into? Wibes. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're getting into it. Okay. Yep, I'm gonna talk about Proceed with caution. I don't know about you. Okay. But... I'm just gonna say I am extremely lucky. ⁓ me too. To have a wife who's never been wrong. yeah. Do you have one? I do too. You do? Yeah. And lately, there's been a whole lot of what I like to call dating the obvious or asking a question that has an obvious answer. And that gets on my nerves. asking the question they already know the answer to. Asking the question, both of them. Yeah. You know, like you come in from the run or whatever. Yes, I do run. And you can see this girlish physique of mine. I might be a little worn out. Well come see it at the Fatboy 5K. April 11th, right? April, yeah. Yeah, so I'll come run open the door. She's like, ⁓ man, you've been running? I'm here, nah, nope, nah man. I was outside thinking about things and it got me all revved up and sweating and breathing heavy. It's like, yeah, I've been running. Like, yes, does that not happen to you? You don't get that. ⁓ come on. mean, I like I think that's a hundred percent coming to mod right now You know you walk in you set McDonald's down on the table. Yeah, somebody goes. ⁓ you got McDonald's. ⁓ No, I actually have chick-fil-a in this McDonald's Not a fan of the chick-fil-a, you know Now I want to digress from what I was just talking about because if my wife sees that, I might get in trouble. Yeah, let's stop. But guys, you know what I'm talking about. You know it. Yeah. 100 % happens. So we'll get into that another day. Let's talk about Chick-fil-A. You're terrified to talk about Chick-fil-A. I am. I You're terrified to talk about... I don't want to say anything that's gonna get me in trouble. Your theory. Yeah. So Chick-fil-A is what? ⁓ is everybody loves it for their, their great customer service, right? Customer service. I don't get it. I get treated like I'm at Papa's when I go to Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Everybody knows what that is. What's going on there. I've never, those dudes are in love. They love their chicken from Papa's. treat every single person like absolute. crap and you wait 20 minutes and the chicken is so good that I get it every time and I go home and I work it and I complain every time I'm never going back. I'm never going back. Doesn't matter. What does Chick-fil-A do to you? They've, they've messed up a few orders. Yeah. Had some issues and, and that I think they have a bias against me. Yeah. What do you think that bias is? I know. I think they might think that I live a certain lifestyle. Okay. Maybe, maybe you, you, maybe they think you're little light in the low first, which is totally inaccurate by the way. I don't know, man. I don't know. He does not want to talk. This is going to be so good when I get this out of him. Y'all stick around. We're going to change it. Cause he's already getting upset with himself for even sort of leading. leading into this, but check in on a Chick-fil-A conversation. One episode, we're going to talk about this because I think it's, I think it's fascinating. Cause it all makes sense if you really, really think about it. If you really, really think about the one restaurant that doesn't open on a Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. Anywho. So what's going on? ⁓ man. Hey, my ice is melting. ⁓ let's talk. Let's get to the drink of the day. We've decided that we're doing a whole new thing. I'm going to swap up from the beer today. Yeah. We're just going to go straight to the bourbon. Straight to the bourbon guys. And this is, uh, and John just lucked out or I lucked out. This is one of my favorite bourbons. Four rows, a single barrel. Yeah. I'm a big fan of this one. So four rows, a single barrel. again, as you could tell by the bottle, it's not our first time to try this. At least not my first time to It's, ⁓ it's all right. Okay. Look at these fancy ice cubes. He's got the, you did here. Cheers to you, Cheers to you. in the house. Ryan has come to check on us and make sure we're still up to par. All right. Let's see. Check it. I mean, it's just delicious. Absolutely delicious. Yep. These have, I have this at the house without a doubt. That's the single barrel. Yes. And then they've got the single batch as well. Okay. If you've ever tried that one, that's another good one, which I have a good buddy of mine that can really explain how that works. Why we like it. Yeah. He'll be able to tell us what we like about it. And I can tell you what I like about the full roses is that I don't think the rye is too strong. No, it's not. It's just, it's very smooth. It's a smoother one for me, which is why I'm a Scotch drinker because I like a good smooth Scotch. No, don't think I've ever had Scotch. Oh yeah. It's delicious. I'd like to do that. Yeah. In fact, that's what we'll do. We'll do that very soon. Very soon. But, um, if anyone listened to the last, uh, episode and Ryan's here, so I talked once again on airplane etiquette. Yeah. Had another great story. You'll need to check, you'll need to check that one out. But I remember texting two friends of mine from the airplane one time in the group text. And I was like, man, somebody on this plane pooped. No, no, no, that's not what I said. said, somebody on this plane farted. And then 10 seconds later I texted. It was me. Didn't I remember that? Yeah, but that was pretty funny. It's gross, man. Don't do that on a plane. It's the worst ever. Not cool. It's the worst ever. here's what I want to, I want to check in because you're the expert on a boythrob. What you got for me? Anything? haven't really seen any updates lately. Uh, what's, uh, uh, I even think of the guy's name. What is his name? Darshan. Darshan. As far as I know is still in India. Yeah. Hasn't made it. Trying to get a visa. Yeah. And they're claiming that it. It's going to take a million views or something. no, they've already got the million followers. ⁓ that's what they said it was going to take, but he's still having trouble with the visa now. You know, it's something we should try. What's that? I think we should get a cash app and create a video and say, Hey, everybody cash out me 50 cents. Hey. And I'd like to see if a million people would do it. Hey, let's just do it to get. Producer Ryan on camera. Yeah, and then we can get Producer Ryan on camera. We need to get the cash out. We need to come up with a number. I thought of a funny website. I'm not kidding. I've thought of this about 10 years ago. It was something very similar to that. If somebody comes up and says, hey man, can I borrow a dollar? I mean, really at the end of the day, if I can't give somebody a dollar, I've done something probably wrong if I just can't loan someone a buck. Or give them a dollar. I wanted to come up with a website that was called loan me a dollar.com. No, it give me a dollar.com. And then that would be it. And everybody just donate me Everybody just get on there and give me a Give me a buck. That's awesome. I mean, it's all about volume, right? Yeah. I mean, look guys, here's what I'm trying to accomplish. I'm going to put, you know, my daughters through school. I'd like a million people to give me 50 cents. We'll see if that's taken. Let's see. Give me a dollar.com. Let's do some research on that. Let's check it out. Yeah. I think that'd be pretty cool. That was a whole lot better idea than my kick me in the nuts.com. That was not a good, that was a bad one. People would come knock on the door. I'm ready. So that wasn't good. That went over like a turd in a punch bowl. Sorry, I was distracted. It sent me to some kind of site that is ⁓ blocked on my phone. can't pull up. Somebody beat you there. Somebody beat something. And it's not a nice person because my phone will let me pull up their website. It is not a nice person. Well, speaking of our usual topics, I'm going to jump into Uber Eats and DoorDash. Those guys have done it again. They've done it again. So I've got a little video for us to look at here. Let's look at this one first. Okay. I'll stop it there. You noticed that he has dropped this food on the sidewalk. I think there's a wing on the concrete. There's a wing on the concrete. And we talked about sticky foods. Yes. Not good to eat off the floor. Not good. Those wings are probably pretty moist. There is no three second rule for it. That's a joke. It's a myth. All right. Let's see. Let's see. my God. ⁓ Please tell me you saw him He just rubbed it he rubbed it out. It was awesome. to get rid of the evidence by rubbing it with his foot. ⁓ man. That was so good That was so good. All right. Here's here's another one for you Check this out. This is another Door-dash bag going into the bathroom the fact that I'm finding so many of these Like is freaking scary, right? Yes it is Look, there she comes out of the bathroom. Just got it, and they had her. Got that bag over there. Now she puts your food in the bag she just had in the bathroom. Is that crazy? It's not good. It's not good. That's pretty unbelievable. Pretty unbelievable. One more time. Yeah, that was in the bathroom. That is so gross. Gross. Gross. you know, I could say, you're like, use the bathroom before you pick up my food. Right. But if you're going to put it in the bag that you take into the bathroom with you. Yeah, I feel like she, she thought she was doing the right thing there. I think she thought, you know what? I'm not bringing the food like all these other door dash people that bring the food in. I'm just bringing the bag. I don't want somebody to steal my bag. So, and you don't think she. She didn't hold it. And if she did, let me come on. We know what's going on in there. Like your hands are not at some point in time. Well, I mean, that could have been on the floor. never know who's washing their hands in there and who's not. That's true. Like the guy on that video we saw on the last episode, I did not wash his hands. He just headed straight out with that bag. At least he held it behind him while he pee. Yeah, that was nice. If that was nice to shield the shield the mist. That was super nice of him to shield the disgusting mist. We all know is floating around in there. Yup. So, but you know what also will shield the mist is when you've got a urinal in a stall. Yes. It was like finding the Holy grail last weekend when I went to the Panera Bread and not Hammond. Hammond was Saturday. Lafayette was Sunday. Yes. Right off the ULL campus, there is a Panera bread. You go to the men's bathroom. There's a stall. The last stall is just a euro. That's and you've got total privacy. can, you can drop your pants to your ankles, pull your shirt up, it under your chin. Just, that how you do it? ⁓ yeah, dude. Yeah. If we've got, we got total privacy, we're just free. Free. In the stall helicopter. ⁓ elephant trunks everywhere. It's going nuts, dude. No pun intended. Right. going nuts in there, man. John goes nuts in a year and if I'm going to stall at the urinal, yeah, we're going ⁓ just the free natural. way it should be. found some crazy stuff lately. I mean, we got on this bidet talk and then I've got pictures. That guy shows me if a guy's using a garden hose for a bidet. Yeah. Yeah. The hose. Yeah. I remember that. That was crazy. Right next to the shower. Yeah. He's using a garden hose from outside. He's plugged it in, got it hooked up to plumbing and he's literally, that's what he stands up and he does this thing. So, all right, more power to you. mean, I've never done it, right? So I have no idea if that's cool, not cool or what. I think it's probably pretty cool. I have a deep dark confession to make, man. ⁓ Let's hear it. I watched something the other day with my wife. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Think you can guess what it is? I don't know, man. What was it? What would I hide from you? What's something I would hide that I watched and I wouldn't tell you? Taylor Swift? Maybe. ⁓ Taylor Swift documentary? Maybe. On Disney? I haven't even watched that yet. No, no, it's on Netflix, I think. ⁓ is it on Netflix? Or something. I think it's on Disney. It's probably Hulu. it's Disney plus Hulu. Yeah. The epic tour. Yeah. The tour. Yeah. Oh, what was it called? Final tour. It is the errors tour. Come on, man. Okay. Heirs. Stop my friend like that. Yeah. Well, here's what I'm going to do one time. I will give her a massive shout out. Pretty impressive. She seems to be a really cool. person, she treats her people right. Down to earth. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. I enjoyed it. But is she is down to earth as Libby? I don't know. Did you see the Libby Dunn ⁓ video with Paul Skeens? He shaved and all that. I think you had told me about that. And then I saw it. They have a little podcast thing. ⁓ do they really? I didn't know that. And she was interviewing him. And one of the questions was she asked Paul, do you know what my first job was? And of course he was like, I don't know, It's like you're an influencer. millions of followers when she came to LSU already. ⁓ Apparently she was a coach. I guess she was coaching some gym. Okay. Yeah. Something like that. I'm like what my daughter does now. Yeah, exactly. So there you go. Daughter can have millions of followers. That's it. Yeah. I'm talking about that video. She made like the worst paparazzi shots of me in 2025. Did you see that one? That was really She showed all the worst things. She got this huge hat on or She's in the middle of biting into a burrito or something. She's just talking trash about herself. You just don't really see people do that. Especially on her level of followers and stuff. Exactly. If I get a chance, I'm going to put that video in here. It was a good one. It was a good one. Yeah. That's really funny. It's Livy. Livy. So I've got... I've got another thing I want to talk about, I kind of feel like our special guest might be coming around. ⁓ I'm not sure. ⁓ yeah. I him. I think I do. All right. hear him coming. Let's these get out of the way. Let's not even mess with the paddles. think they'll just, I think they're just here. just be here. I Pick a all right. ⁓ I forgot to put my headphones on. We're here. What's up everybody? Jahan. Randy. What's happening? ⁓ man. Been playing pickleball with some of my friends like. Who? Cam Newton. Yeah. Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow. I think I got a clip of that I show right now. Man, those dudes are crazy. Man, Cam loves some pickleball. He is into it. That is what I'm talking about. Yes. Well, I'll tell you, it's the new, I mean, look, everybody loves it. Everybody makes fun of it. But hey, how good does it feel when you hit that perfect overhead and it just, mean, it's nothing like it. No. Nothing like it. There's nothing like it. For sure. And then we were out there, Tam, me, Tim, Drew. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's like a normal weekend out playing pickleball. Yep. Then Anna Lee comes up. Who's a good friend of mine. mean, course, I mean, y'all are tight. Yeah. How did you meet Anna Lee? Anna Lee on the pickleball courts, man. I mean, you were there. You had just went over to talk to somebody else, but Anna Lee came up to me, astronaut a graph. We just kind of hit it off, you know? mean, she's, she's, she's a good kid. She's a good kid. Yeah. Tried to mentor her leader in the right path on pickleball. She's doing pretty well for herself. Yeah. Yeah. I think she's doing all right now that she's a Nike. Yeah. Nike, which opened up, ⁓ opened up the door for us to get that feeler. That's right. Feeler sponsorship. I tell you what though, just the other day, this is a little embarrassing, but I was out, I had taken away, I think I told you this, I decided I was gonna go hunting. No, you didn't tell me I didn't tell you that? No. So I decided I was gonna go hunting. Squirrels, course. Okay, yeah, what else would you hunt for, squirrels? Yeah, so I went into the bathroom. Oh yeah. And then I changed. That's squirrels are all And I changed into my pickleball gear. Yeah. And I had my shotgun. and I'm walking through the woods and I keep hearing a noise and there's a dude off in the distance and he starts yelling, stop. Gay Mormon. And I look and I'm like, what? And this dude's wearing all green, he's got a green hat, and he starts running towards me. So I take off and I hear him in the background, stop! Gay Mormon. Stop, gay Mormon. But then I realized he was the gay Mormon. I thought there was a gay Mormon out there. I don't think they have any gay Mormons That was my dad joke. I don't think they have any gay Mormons actually. ⁓ no. Really? That was the dad joke. That was my dad joke for the day. I don't know if I told that joke right. I don't know. It was all right. I think only hunters would get that and I'm not a hunter. Me neither, me neither. I would never got into that. Stop! Gay Mormon. He was saying stop. Gay Morden. You get it? I do get it. Yeah, I got it. I'm give that a big thumbs down. Yeah, maybe, I mean, what if, have you ever hunted? No. No? Nope, I've never been hunting. I did have a dream that I was fishing the other day. Yeah? Yeah, with a pickleball, pickleball rack. With a pickleball rack? It was very strange. Had a line tied onto it? I did. That's cool. I was holding it like this. Yeah. Pickleball. One of those weird dreams. I don't know. I don't know. You are the dream interpreter. I know. And I don't know what that means. I guess it maybe I'm too stressed out when it comes to pickleball and I need to relax. I need to relax and go fishing. I'll call my boy Ryan. Yeah. I think he promised us a fishing trip once. I don't know. Yeah. I think he did. I think so. Well, I don't know what else we're gonna talk about in this session today with the... I don't know, let's get back out on the courts. Yeah, let's just get back on think, ⁓ there's Cam right now calling me. ⁓ he's calling you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's get out Let me get this. Yeah, you take that. Okay. Yeah, we're back. So tell me a little bit about, I overheard them talking about hunting. Yeah. I don't even know why they showed up. not really a big hunter. I they just did us a favor. Been a few times. when I was, when I was younger, it was never really my thing. Yeah. I don't think I would enjoy bow hunting. ⁓ I mean, you gotta get up at the crack of dawn and the freezing cold sucks, go out and sit and just hope this wild animal walks in. You're not selling me on it. tell you that. Now shooting it would be cool, man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not opposed to killing the animals or anything like that. And eating it and eating it. I loved, I loved your meat. I ate your sausage, you know, whatever. That's all good. Yeah. But, ⁓ but getting up at the crack of dawn and the freezing cold does not appeal to me. Also dragging a dead animal out of the woods does not appeal to me. No at all also Cutting open a dead animal and cleaning it and Getting all the guts out of it and all that stuff does not appeal to me at all at all No, I would just go to the store and get my meat unless a friend of mine wants to donate some deer meat to me whatever and then that's great, but Yeah, it's just not worth it to me to go out there do it myself. I don't get any joy out of like that the dragon, the dead animal and cleaning it and all that. You know, was just, I think. This is an interesting thing to talk about. So I was talking to somebody that owns a meat company or whatever. You bring the deer in, they do all the stuff and they package it. But did you know that nine times out of 10, the deer you bring in is not the deer you're getting back. ⁓ really? Yeah. Yeah. They're yeah, they're just cutting up whatever's in there. Cause they'll have, they'll have They might have deer in there and they're going to cut whatever and give you whatever. Pack it up and give you what you get? Yeah. It's not necessarily your deer, which I thought was apparently that's a common thing. I didn't know. I didn't know that, but me neither. I thought you got the deer you dropped off. Yeah, so did I. But I mean, in particular, they're making your sausage and stuff too. They're just using whatever I used to call that deer wanker. I thought that was a great name, but it's good stuff. None of my serious hunters. Thought that was that. Yeah. So I'll bring something else up. This is a great story. I went to, ⁓ the American cookie company the other day. They got one around here. ⁓ I had eaten a dinner with the wife and, ⁓ we decided let's go treat ourselves. I would like to make my gut bigger. So that's what I did. ⁓ And it's a, we really wanted just to get the, there's a marble slab that's now it's combo. next to it. Yeah. Same story. Yeah. Same store. So I go in and there's, there's a bunch of little kids and they're running around and I'm, I'm feeling for this lady cause she's got her four young sons and they're all getting ice cream and they're nuts. Like, so we wait patiently and, ⁓ the first woman walks up she says, Hey, what can we get you? And I said, ⁓ I was picking up. my daughter and her boyfriend also something to go. So I said, well, let me get a milkshake. She starts making the milkshake. She's doing all that. And then I'm watching the other guy that's in there and I'm watching him make an ice cream for the, last ice cream for the ladies, kids or whatever. And he is not wearing gloves. ⁓ that's weird. I mean, you don't really touch the ice cream. Have you seen these dudes at the marble slab though? I guess not. Because they get the ice first, they scoop the ice cream, apparently is made out of rock because it's very difficult for them to put it on that ice. They put it on things and then they start pressing it and doing all that. And then you've got all the different, containers, the toppings that they reach in and pick the container and we'll sprinkle it like that and put it down. So I'm watching this guy's bare hands touching the ice cream and he's moving stuff a little bit and I could see it getting on his thumb and all this kind of stuff. And then he then he adds chocolate chips and he picks it up like this. So his fingers go into the thing. Into the container. Into the container. And then he sprinkles it and then he gets the gummy bears. Fingers go in like this and he sprinkles it. So would you rather see that or would you rather see him? with gloves on, come out of the men's room. Yeah. then pick everything up. So I'm gonna you right now, I don't want to see either one of Okay. Definitely the one number two, pun intended. Yeah. That's the worst option. And then the third worst option would be he comes out of the men's room with no gloves on and starts, it starts working on that'd be the worst. But I had to make this young man very uncomfortable because I ordered and he walks over and I'm watching him reaching in and he's, he's digging like this and I can see his wrist touching the ice cream. And I was like, Hey man, I'm, telling you, this is not you. This is a me saying, can you please put some gloves on? And I don't want that ice cream. And he's like, ⁓ yeah, yeah, no big deal. The girl working with him is standing right next to him and she's kind of looks at me she's like, makes this face like maybe he does this all the time. Or I told him, I told him I was this close to leaving. Like, or I was going to say I'd like the girl to make our stuff. And he was fine. But it was now awkward. You know, and I'm still thinking about the containers he's putting. He's still got finger juice. that's already all contaminated. Yeah, he's already got who knows how many fingers have been in that What if you touch some people's dollar bills? ⁓ dude, yeah, probably touched dollar bills. He might have scratched his balls in the bathroom and just, ⁓ I forgot to put my gloves on. I'm thinking about that I don't even want eat that anymore. Well you already ate it. I know I did. If I get pink eye, you know why. You survived, you're alright. Yeah, so anyway, that was my completely. You don't want to eat off the floor is a scoop of ice cream. No, you don't. It's thick. Everything would stick to that. Yeah. Or a chicken wing. Yeah. No, not a chicken. I don't want your front porch. Yeah. I don't want to any of that kind of stuff on my front porch. Well, man, I hate to say it, but it looks like we have run out of time. Yeah. Sorry, everybody. That noise that comes over and we hear it. Time to get out. Time to get somebody else in this professional studio. That's right. pro studio boys. 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