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That's Sam v rsus Sam. Please
enjoy and don't forget to have a
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great life. Thank you very much. Now want to you'll want to kiss
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the countdown. Yep, Kis City
countdown, my g get a GIG aty
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gamers all right in cool, wait, like yeah, Yep, yeahs if
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we forget in a wee crisis,
fucking amateur, that's not going to so
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over fucking process, my God,
I don't need this. I don't need
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this as a supremacist symbolical and you
know, let's you remember what this the
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fact that there's no audio. Big
City even better. Anyway, what's up,
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everybody? My name is Sam and
this is the Internet where things happened.
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We're here for another episode of the
VIDCAST. Is What episode five,
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I think. Yeah, that makes
sense, that sounds right. Anyway,
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I'm here with people y'all know them. It's number one, not necessarily in
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my heart, but in the order
that I thought to name them. Called
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Duncan. I definitely number one.
It just looked over the fucking and my
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next, my next, my next
guess is a first time guess. It's
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Mr Dermott the frog, who I'm
really glad that my my agent, pulled
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me away from the very important meetings
that I had to be number two in
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the fucking old fucking be here.
Thanks for having me. Sham we want
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me to do. You appreciate you
know you're really here. You call my
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cleft lip, but it's like those
movies where you say as and Dermot the
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frog, and then first billing.
ASSHOLE. I was guaranteed in the clause
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last billing with an ant as to
put the value. So funny call,
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fuck you. I gotta go home
and Fuck my pig wife to do with
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this bullshit fucking amateur hour over here
didn't even have a green room for me
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to sitting beforehand. I gotta drink
some other asshole sparkling fucking tea. What
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the fuck is so funny? Echo
make the bedroom like ask you a question.
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Here we go, Green Room.
That's good. Naked White Green.
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I really appreciate that. Appropriating how
I have work. Huh, that's frogust
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and you know the yeah, walk
away, walk away, Punk, I'll
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fuck you up. I'm Jack in
real life, all right. So,
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anyway, I guess this is a
the dermot versus dering. Shut the fuck
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up. The Dermot versus Dermot did
cast. Oh, look who decided to
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come back, Mr Hostman, Sam
hosted right, dermy. Can we talked
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to Zach for a second? Yeah, hold on, you, Hey,
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bitch, bitch, God damn that
guys. Hey, what's up, guys?
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Hey, can you do something about
him? Yeah, it's me.
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Like, well, what the duty's
the celebrity? I mean just like give
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him, like, give him some
like it's likes and telling the fuck off
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somewhere, like I don't know.
I don't have a green room with the
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I don't even have a door.
He's just could be on the other side
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of the half. Make your case. It Look Nice. I don't know.
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Like, yeah, it's like put
up a curtain in the backroom,
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the closet look like, what are
you? Put it in the bathroom.
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I'll never get my book published.
Soll destroy me. Celebrity canceled cultures in
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a thing yet. But who poll
if he starts, and I'M gonna be
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number one. That's fair luck.
He's might, he's real, he's rest,
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he expended all. He's good a
reset for a little bit and of
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course it's pissed. I don't know. I don't know what really. I
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just he was mad that he got
second billing and didn't know he was going
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to show up. It was a
be game the second billing. Sam,
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I didn't know. I'm Never gonna
hear me and, to be fair to
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fairs, Cole Alphabetically does come before
Dermot. So it's not really Sam's fault
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here in this touch cool. He's
got those frog gears. Just gonna hear
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you, guys. I mean,
I'm just saying something. Just say,
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I'm just saying just, no,
no, anyway, shut the fuck up.
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I'm not cryble fucking Amphibian. Oh, this is a gator. You're
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not. You're talking to me right
now and this is a gator. I
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mean they're they're scared. Our gators
amphibians. How they gators are Amphibians?
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I think. No, I guess
they were writtenly realtiles. Yeah, right,
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yeah, yeah, look in the
biology our rosted by Cold Duncan Science.
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I know who I want to during
me and my science classes. It's
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cool. UN Him. That tended
that time and sometimes it feel like that.
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Tennessee educations stem. I don't.
It's fantastic. Everyone will be happy
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to know that it that my name
was cleared from the supposed war crimes in
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Yugoslavia on account of that. He
was on born. Yet, regardless tough
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jury, I got got one.
I got one not guilty and who?
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It took some convincing. was like
some twelve angry man's twelve angry man.
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They did not care that it happened
before I was born. I was gonna
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ask how is the how is The
Hague? Was it? Was it nice?
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I was rough, man. I
mean the facilities were Nice, bright
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people many. They were looking for
a head shirt piper. Sure that where
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you picked up all Dermott? No, he's you guys. You guys got
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the fucking agents on the phone.
He just showed up at my play did
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that is a joke and here to
be here going apparently it's we can work.
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Didn't think it was gonna actually happen. Like, how do you?
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That's like. How do you?
Yeah, go ahead, man, oh
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no, Oh God, these peaches
were tucking shit. You got something to
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say, bitch? Nope, Nope, nope. Look, look, not
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there. No, we're good your
core. I got something for you.
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You see what that says. Look, what is it say, motherfucker.
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I don't care if your windows open. It's we talked. We look,
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we talked, we thought. We
cleared this to Jeff. Right up your
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body, which we cleared this through
Jeff. All right, you're about to
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have a you're about to have a
dermots depository weather dermot. You will have
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a soft Bolland Movement from my respect
you as a journalist, I really do.
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Oh yeah, right, name one
of my articles that you've actually read
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from Friday. Really really did enjoy
your article on like the Bosnian crisis.
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It was very enlightening. It wasn't
meant to be enjoyable, it was meant
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to bring the fucking thing to light. I know. What do you mean?
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You enjoyed it? Where you get
off on people suffering? Sam,
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that's fucking guy. Jesus, I'm
glad to have him out of my apartment.
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You kicked him out and here.
Yeah, I kicked him out.
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I got windows. Arc Joe an
not my problem. That's a bits.
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We want to be your problem.
Actually. Anyway, I just MMM,
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I'm scared ill. There's a lot
of moter Rais in Tennessee, I don't
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like it. Hey, Sam,
kindred drink spirits. Hey, this is
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the first is sent on say versus
Sam. Yeah, that's the fussing by
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Aha, sparkling, when it's the
first I ever actually put it on screen.
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My nondescript sparkling, the letter.
I'm a big fan of them,
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and I also like bubbly bubble's.
Okay, yeah, I like, I
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love, is good. I like
my seltzer to it's it's also really good.
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Yeah, calls an alcoholic, and
we love him anyway, Cold Moors
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of the alcohol industry. It's okay, cold has to be an alcoholic for
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like resume catch a like. So
you, so, you guys said it
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was kind of a joke before,
and but I but I absolutely hate that
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this has become like a supremacist symbol
now. Yeah, it's very strange.
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It's weird because yet because you guys
know what it at least in my interpretation.
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Okay, right, this means.
Okay, that's what it means.
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Yeah, that's what you fucking say, or do I guess, when you're
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scuba diving? HMM, if someone
gives you this and you go this to
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let him know that you're okay or
out of air or whatever, I can't
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remember, like what the it's just
like somebody like threw it up at like
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a convention, like some kind mention, and then it just they just ran
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away with it and it just became
like this symbol for whatever, and so
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now, like I will do it
every so often to mean okay, and
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then after we oh no, it's
bad, I can't do that anymore.
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It's I mean, I I I'll
still do it, just like, oh
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well, voice crack, hello puberty, just like I will still wear my
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Tommy Bahamas, even though you've got
those fucking idiot boob boys, quote unquote,
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running around, you know, and
they're fucking Hawaiian shirts and all that,
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ruining it for the rest of us, stealing all the good fucking are
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you guys are fucking useless. He's
right, you are. No, no,
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no, not you guys. Like
I'm sorry, I didn't even do
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a Sammon. I like your shirt
now. It's a good shot. I
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didn't tell the hope shuts like when
I do. I didn't do anything.
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I didn't do anything, yet you
don't even go here. What a what
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call uncle? What's something that really
grinds your gears? Oh, yeah,
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yeah, we were talking about this
earlier. fucking can't stand people who order
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a shit ton of food in a
drive through when the lobbies open and then
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like hold up the line for literally
everyone else. It's bullshit. You know
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what you're doing. Just fucking put
on a mask real quick, run in,
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make your Chinass order and let the
fucking drive through with all the rest
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of us. Like people who were
just all way would in our car,
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get our single Combo and get the
fuck on. What was your caveat for
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that? Oh, if you are
like a single parent with like a car
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full of kids, yeah, go
through the drivethrough. That's totally fine.
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But then what Zach said was like
let like just pull off, like go
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off to the side and then let
the like line keep going. We don't
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have time for like fifteen kids.
It's meals to come out, but like
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they're doing God's work. You're good. I had my buddy vic, the
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one from all the stories, over
here for a couple days actually, and
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unfortunately hit to go back home early, or else I actually would have had
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him on tonight instead of fucking dorm
at the frog. But you better fucking
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keep his name attr mouth, as
he will hear you will find me.
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He knows what you listen. He's
out by the pool. What I hear?
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You? One night he and I
were just bored and somewhat drunk,
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so we walked down to the McDonald's
by me. It's like ten minute walk
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maybe, and and we just went
into the lobby because we were like you
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think they'll let us go to the
drive there. He's like that and Um,
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but we walked in there and fucking
this, the McDonald's by me looks
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like it's straight out of like the
division or resident evil. Oh God,
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like there's there's like no crossing tape
like over every fucking chair. There's plastic
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everywhere, plexiglass like shield dropping.
was like, yeah, I thought,
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I thought I was gonna Nice a
different like takers, like I wouldn't go
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to that McDonald's personally. Yeah,
it sounds are you sure it was?
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McDonalds are an active crime scene.
I mean one makes doesn't make you think
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you maybe in an active crime I
mean that's what that's fairy. Even the
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fantasist of McDonald's kind of look like
I mean a Hell I love I loves
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her. So I love waffle house
and ever seen one of them that I've
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been into in the past like three
years, is always look an active crime.
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So that's because every waffle house is
an active crime scene. Also not
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constantly, as if you're a waffle
house and you and you like the fact
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that waffle house has tea bone steak
on the menu is just a crime in
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general. I don't think I ever
met anyone who's ever gotten it. I'm
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so scared. I'm so scared,
like I want to try it, like
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as a dare. No, there's
like a joke or like for a Visa
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Amit, Sam, I dare you
to try the tea bont stake away.
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There's a new video idea. Like
I would have to go. They don't
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have them a Washington, so I'd
have to go somewhere with a waffle house,
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which you know, might be a
while. I'm not doing this.
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I will as you say. I
think. I think that would bring you
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to our coast, my fucking channel. Of course I'm doing I'm just,
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I'm just, I'm just going my
base. It's gonna have to be.
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It's gonna have to be when I
visit one of Y'all, and I need
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you all to be a camera person
for this regular having. As you see,
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you're probably gonna want to get like
a stabilizer because if it's him or
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me, we're just gonna be laughing
so hard. Probably, ever, it's
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going to be like a possibly,
but like I need so like. The
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thing of it is, though,
like you guys have to if I'm doing
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this for the channel, whoever is
there filming has to take at least one
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bite of it. Oh, Nan, I'm going. I'm okay with that.
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They'll have an all star special in
front of me with like a shy
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load of stuffing my Hash Brown.
So I'll be the all star special.
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Now have a sick grant. Put
out my sunny side up eggs. We
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all star specially is a scary value
for the amount of food that you dude,
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so much food. It's so good. It's like a grand will ail
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me. Yeah, well, it's
like what comes in the All star.
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It's eggs, it's Ha's grounds,
it's you get a waffle, lawful,
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you get a walk. You got
a choice of either waffle or biscuits and
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Gravy, then that's an easy right. You get a you either get Hash
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browns or grits, HMM. Then
you get as an easy when you get
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bacon, sausage or Ham. MMM. You get in toast, right,
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you get toast and then you get
a drink and then you can, I
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think, for like fifty since more, you can make that like a coffee.
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Yeah, and it's like it's like
eight hundred ninety five and it's been
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eight hundred and Ninety Nimes. I
think it's a lower World War II.
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I think it's like, I think, I know. It's seven nights,
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like seven ninety nine. Yeah,
yeah, it's been seven ninety five since
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I was like a child. Like
it's insane like this. It's like it's
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that and the fucking Jack in the
box. TACO have not been impacted by
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inflation, and that fucking scares me. It does really scare me. I
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enjoy the waffle house quite a bit's
Waffle House has been there for me.
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It's the difficult time. Dude.
Waffle House has never loved me. It's
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been my best friend. It's never
let me down. I've had some I've
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had my some of my highest triumphs
in at a waffle house. I've had
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some of my lowest lowes and I
don't want you never start your night at
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no. It's always like no,
you also you also never start your night
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thinking you're going to go to know
it just has. You always find up
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there. It's like Hotel California.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I
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was. I was told once by
a wise man, absolutely agree with this,
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that like Denny's, if you go
to Denny's, it's just in a
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more expensive way, to feel like
you just ate waffle house. Yep,
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Yep. Last time I went to
Danny's was after a really bad shift at
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the hospital that I then went on
to go to Danny. Well, I
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didn't go to Denny's right after,
but then I went and worked out for
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like two hours and then I went
to Danny's. So I was the only
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person in that Denny's at two am. I went to I hop at thirty
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in the morning like two weeks ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, it
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was a enjoyable experience. Actually,
I want to do good time. I
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hope's really good. I have biscom
people shit on ihop, but I don't.
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People have been saying I hoped,
since I did the IHOB thing.
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Yeah, but they have good food. Just stay late. You're good at
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you, you're good at breakfast.
Just do break don't. You don't have
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to. You don't have to have
a tea, boone, steak on the
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you. I'm not going to eat
it. I'm killing I say it's black.
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What I'm saying? Can I just
say I fucking love diner food,
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specifically diner breakfast. Oh Yeah,
like American, I like. Yeah,
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and diner like, like all the
Times that I've been overseas. That is
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probably what I missed the most about
what I'm overseas. Sure it's just being
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able to go to a fucking diner, get a couple of sunnyside up eggs,
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side a toast fucking Bacon, and
love that Shit. It's only a
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greasy spoon like diner smash bread that
yeah, man, I had ever that
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shitty diner coffee. That's only good
because it's diner, mothee. And Yeah,
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because it's because, finally, you're
either way too drunk to be in
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this in public or your way too
hungover at this moment and it's like it's
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like the nectar of the gods that
you're like drinking it that point or you
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just see, yeah, are you
just finished working a twelve PEDA eight am
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shift as a planet finished nitor?
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There's a fine line between like good
shitty diner food and just just straight up
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shitty diner food. Like it's like
a grease level that you have to like
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balance very, very well, because
it look the Hash browns are too greasy.
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It you don't get in the crisp. If the Burger is to like
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greasy, it's just going to so
hug into like the like the the UNs.
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It's just a bad time overall.
I fucking love eggs on a burger.
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Dude. Yes, runny's fuck to
like at it the Oh of course.
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Yeah, like it's barely cooked all
the way through, like that's the
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way you want those eggs, like
there's there's a danger of eating these eggs.
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Yeah, Salmon Ella is quite possive
the real with that. Oh,
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yeah, oh, yeah, especially, because I like especially, because I
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like my red meat raw. To
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always either ordered like rare medium rare. Yeah, I do. I think
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medium rare is the highest song honest
steak I remember when I was a child
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and I would get medium regular,
and I look that on that I'm like
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dog, do it again. I
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always like, Oh, you won't
like it like rare or anything that.
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Just get it like medium. Well, when I was like okay, cool.
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And then one of my buddies one
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like any medium, was it?
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was like I think it was this. I think it was just probably sat.
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Joyce and my dad both didn't want
us to take their steaks because they
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knew that we want will know she
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she's would be like, oh,
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I'm like yeah, what she said, but not like when I l here's
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what I'll say. Medium. Wait, medium, rare is the highest out.
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Eat It. Medium, him is
the highest off. Forgive somebody eating
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it. Yes, I have a
friend who I won't name her because I
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don't want people to doctor because of
this opinion that she has. But I
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have a friend and love it to
death. But that's say that volatile SAM
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versus Sam. Audience face, Docs
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by your your subscribe will be will
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release shirts. was just like Dermot's
face with a big like circle and through
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it. Yeah, well, we
have the way till I fuck him up
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a little more. So that way
you guys like fucking copyright copy written.
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Yeah, every time she gets steak
orders it well done. It doesn't matter
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where she is. Could be just
like an Outbat at applebee's out back.
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Could be a fancy, fancy,
very expensive. There's a do you guys
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know Fleming Steakhouse? Oh, yeah, I'm not familiar. She get cold.
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It's a pretty. It's a pretty
like upscale. It's Nice, like
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like I'm rube. Is like a
Ruth Christie, I'd say slightly. Let
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me look slightly below. It's slowly
upstay it is. It's up there.
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We're like the Ruth Chris, but
it's not like Ruth Chris, whatever the
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fuck it's called. I tried one. Not Every day. It's not that
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level where you're like, Oh,
this stick is gonna cost me seventy five
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dollars. Okay, yeah, yeah, but I tell you what, he's
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walking good. It's so good,
so good, so good. But she'll
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get it well done at Fleming.
She will. I don't know if she's
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ever been to rouse because, but
she will absolutely get it well known at
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rous Chris. Like I just I
don't. That's a tread that perfect.
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That shit that should be ground still
legal to Leah to escort you from the
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restaurant. Will Snow Sally Ruth Chris
Strakehouse and order a well done steak.
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Yeah, you should. We go. Yeah, plate, it's still he's
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police are on their way. Well, the thing with ruce Chris, like
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the plates themselves are like I think
they're like almost like kiln heated. So
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like the plates come out. Yeah, like there you all out very hot.
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So it's like the sake is still
kind of cooking while it's in front
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of you. MMM, let me
tell you, guys say Shit Right.
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The last time I went to a
Ruth Chris was fucking eight years ago.
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Yeah, two thousand and twelve and
HM, the memory is still like freshened
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my mind from how that was your
first steak from there. Will All.
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You'll always remember it. It's just
that was. That was also the trip
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that when my dad and I were
coming back and DC we heard we heard
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gunfire as we were driving through Baltimore
and it was it was like two o'clock
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in the morning and he's driving.
I'm like passing out in the pasture seat.
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I hear that. I sort of
look at him and goes, Yep,
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roll your window up, this is
going to be complete departure but may
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also tangentially tied to gunfire. But
have we ever talked about how, because
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Cole has his flags in the background, he has the the three flags back
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there, of course the French flag
and leaves the American flag, and then
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in the middle is the flag of
Tennessee. I thought it was a dragonfall.
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It's droppable. I want you to
look at the cult like the way
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that the flag of Tennessee is like
laid out, the colors, the star
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circles, stars in the circle.
Does it not look like a fucking insurgent
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flag or some type of like terrorist
organization? I could absolutely see his back.
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You want for my shares like coming
into break, but yeah, it
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looks like. It looks like a
terrorist organizations flag, like it's got like
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it's very aggressive, like it's just
it's all invality. It's all it needs,
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just like an AK and some fucking
like Pashtail on it. And Yeah,
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yeah, and then when he moved
his chair, saw he had another
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something that that has the print of
it on the couch over there too.
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Is that a blanket? Yeah,
yeah, he's got he's gonna drive himself
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with it like he's fucking billy the
butcher, fucking okays in New York.
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I will, I will be buried
in the colors, I'll dare you.
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MMM, I do love the idea
of a terrorists and surgeon organization having blankets
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with this. Their look up,
I mean IIS has the head bands that
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have their shit on it. So
they do. They do have the headbands
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for like. I want to like, like, like. Wouldn't you want
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to be called up at night,
warm and your bed with a it's called
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it animal for a reason. No, can I put that in the podcast?
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Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, so, Fancy's the authority.
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So what's really interesting, and I
didn't realize this until cold I were talking
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flags the other day, is Cole's
American flag is actually slightly discolored. It's
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not red, white and blue.
The white parts actually have a little bit
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of Brownish to them and you can
actually see it for there. And that's
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just and and Cole. Why don't
you tell us the reason why that?
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Your flag is slightly discolored? This
uses a toilet paper. Yeah, it's
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it's breaking flag. I'm not saying
that's a good idea. I'm just saying
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that's something that makes something Brown.
It's t stay. It's tea staying,
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like they threw it into the the
Boston garber with the tea in the party
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it. Hey said, wipe your
ass with it. The first guess,
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but second one it's like he's thing
look like the Boston Tea Party. Is
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that done? It was that on
purpose? Yeah, no, cold just
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made a kettle and he spilled it. It's just happy to be a good
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man. I had here. Yeah, Col came out with a cool flag
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and third degree burns half his body. So why I wear black most of
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the time just to cover everything.
Uh, yeah, all the burns are
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keep it insulated. What's the weirdest
like decoration or like chatch key or like
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thing you have in your space?
Oh, he's my space. Way,
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easy, way, easy. Pull
it down. I've got mine. Zack,
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you have been limited for very long. If I don't know how much
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you have said up. I've got. I've got some cool shift from overseas.
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I could show you, I guess. So I'll pick up my camera
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show like the runner up. Okay, hi, this which is like an
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old like newspaper prints, not someone
is painted over and supposed to an add
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for Palm Beach, but instead it
says palm bitch. But the weirdest one
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that I have is so, for
like Christmas, me and a lot of
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her buddies like get together and we
do a like gift exchange like normal people
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do, but I've kind of made
it a weird like tradition of photo shopping.
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People's like like really bad photo shopping
people space. This is onto like
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famous paintings are photos. So my
buddy got me last year and knew how
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much I like metal, your solid, and so he he photos shot me
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into a promo photo or hat.
Noble Baby. That's that's call at snake,
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but the bikinia tall testings took a
much parcher effect on steriles. That's
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Sorland snork busy. The weirdest thing
I probably have right now is the Santam
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Morte's trying that I've been building.
Oh Yeah, you told me, and
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but I can't. But I'd say
the weirdest, coolest thing is that knife
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that I got from Afghanistan. Hold
on this, fucking this is so.
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This a knife that I got,
while I call this my fucking warlord knife.
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Goddamn, it does look like it. It was actually made. It
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was actually made in cobble to.
But yeah, I got this. It's
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got a fucking Lapus handle. Yeah, this, I got this. And
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I got a Soviet era fucking AK
forty seven bay and at that's still like
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greasy. That's how like preserved was. Oh God, now grew greasy like
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in the packing grease, not like
grease. I got greasy with the blood
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of Man. Yeah, four fucking
so behind got mine would probably be be
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this, which is a Cutulu idol. What's called? That was given to
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me by my friend Zach. Well, my other friend ZAC, not this
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one, but a different ZAC,
which only me a lot. Looks like
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highland. There can only be one. Yeah, if you watch the my
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my Taro video, that that's exactly
gave me this, and I can remember
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what the occasion was. It was
either for my birthday or it was a
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going away present when I moved out
here. I can't remember which one.
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I haven't watched live videos. Hein
Sam Yeah, because you're a fucking bad
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friend. Yeah, but also the
channel, kind of the channel kind of
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took its turn for the worst when
you introduce that cold guy and also Zack.
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Yeah, yeah, both Zacks or
no, just sack James. He's
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the worst. Yeah, no,
doubt, piece of Shit, both cold.
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Just say something like guy needs to
learn how to shut the fuck up
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a littlest talk. Yes, I
for cold. He's just fucking worse.
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Like, if I wanted to hear
like some pistre like bitch, I would
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like go to New York, like, honestly, I just like ride into
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like Williamsburg and just relies. You're
not wrong, especially in New York City
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nowadays, and just and I would
walk into a comedy shop and just be
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like, man, folders, coffee
is the fucking best and I love Budweiser,
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and they all snap their heads up
from their maps as they're working on
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their manuscripts that are going to fucking
bring them to the top, and then
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you'll just in the New York coffee
shop. You just shout and Chicago Deep
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Dish Pizza is definitely pea. Watched
you and we never heard from Cole ever
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again. But you know, you
know, you know, Colod be fucking
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trending on twitter. That would be
the worst that would come with him.
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Now if you now, if you
go to like so fucking old other niser
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dozed rogue gets stoned. Now,
if you go to like some pies on
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pizza shop, you know, and
in New York City or Jersey, and
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you say that Shit, yeah,
we would never hear from him again.
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Yeah, probably not. Can we
just clarify something? That deep dish,
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Chicago deep dish pizza is good,
but it is not pizza. Yes,
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it is not pizza and it is
definitely not comparable to New York style pizza.
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fucking and I wish you would.
I like them both. Away saying
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I can't look a both. I
like them both, but but they're totally
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differ. They not even in the
same category. Yes, one is not.
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One is not pizza, it is, it is pie. It is
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it is tomato sauce pie with some
cheese hit in there somewhere. Hopefully.
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I don't know about it. I
don't know I just there is, like
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we do. We're up on this, is there not? Is it not
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a pizza pie? No, no, it's not pizza. I think somebody's
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I think people. I think two
people are calling Frankie Valley a liar.
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Okay, call you know. You
want to know how. It's not real
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pizza. We end up shopping the
bizarre in Afghanistan that made pizza. Guess
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what style pizza they made? Oh
God, Damn, we get it.
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You are an Afghanistan. No,
no, that's not the main point of
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this story. Oh, wow,
pizza they made. My name is Zach
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Jane. I know they're fucking I'm
not right about this. It's a pizza
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Poe. Yeah, it's fucking the
same as Taco Bell. Why you just
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was calm while I miss you're white. You know my knows calm. Why
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did you take your head out of
your ass and fucking figure out what you're
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saying? Guy, think you just
shut up. Sam, honestly, you'll
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just taste good and I don't know
why you're so Goddamn acribaout. No,
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I'm saying anything that it doesn't taste
good. No one saying you can't fucking
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like it. We both said that
multiple times. WHO Like booth? WHO
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Like booth? You're hung up on
a fucking nonissue that we're not talking about
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right now. We're not saying if
you like Chicago Pizza, you're a fucking
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scumbag. Not My worst suck already. I could just need to fucking it's
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pretty good. I don't know why
you're acting like like there's you're just so
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fucking mad about this. I'm as
on the wrong fucking issue. It's not
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a day pizza is done, except
for this one thing, whenever you guys
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do come out to visit there,
is that there is a place in in
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downtown Seattle, like a like a
block or so down away from the zoo,
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called Windy City Pie. That is
really good deep dish style and it's
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actually it was actually opened by a
guy from Chicago, so it's like the
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legit Shit. So sounds good.
We gotta go there, and then I
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can't. I can't remember what the
name of it is. If I figure
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it out, we have to go
there. But there's this this like really
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great diner downtown as well that I
was reminded when we're talking about like greasy
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spoon like diner food, it's like
amazing. So I have to go there
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too, once I remember the name. So. And on that note,
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I think that that drags US kicking
and screaming to the end of the the
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vidcast. So thank you, guys, for for coming on again and just
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just doing what I expected. What
fight me like sparial animals and scream at
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each other. Yeah, yeah,
basically I mean you. You're way too
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calm. That's why you need this
kind of energy in your life. It
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need is a very strong word.
Fuck you, Sam. I'm fucking done
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with this guy you WANTA. No, I'm not. Hold on. Well,
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I do know right, no reason
a storm off like a fucking I
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cannot with you, guys,
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great life. Thank you very much. Now want to you'll want to kiss
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the countdown. Yep, Kis City
countdown, my g get a GIG aty
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gamers all right in cool, wait, like yeah, Yep, yeahs if
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we forget in a wee crisis,
fucking amateur, that's not going to so
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over fucking process, my God,
I don't need this. I don't need
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this as a supremacist symbolical and you
know, let's you remember what this the
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fact that there's no audio. Big
City even better. Anyway, what's up,
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everybody? My name is Sam and
this is the Internet where things happened.
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We're here for another episode of the
VIDCAST. Is What episode five,
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I think. Yeah, that makes
sense, that sounds right. Anyway,
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I'm here with people y'all know them. It's number one, not necessarily in
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my heart, but in the order
that I thought to name them. Called
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Duncan. I definitely number one.
It just looked over the fucking and my
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next, my next, my next
guess is a first time guess. It's
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Mr Dermott the frog, who I'm
really glad that my my agent, pulled
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me away from the very important meetings
that I had to be number two in
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the fucking old fucking be here.
Thanks for having me. Sham we want
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me to do. You appreciate you
know you're really here. You call my
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cleft lip, but it's like those
movies where you say as and Dermot the
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frog, and then first billing.
ASSHOLE. I was guaranteed in the clause
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last billing with an ant as to
put the value. So funny call,
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fuck you. I gotta go home
and Fuck my pig wife to do with
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this bullshit fucking amateur hour over here
didn't even have a green room for me
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to sitting beforehand. I gotta drink
some other asshole sparkling fucking tea. What
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the fuck is so funny? Echo
make the bedroom like ask you a question.
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Here we go, Green Room.
That's good. Naked White Green.
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I really appreciate that. Appropriating how
I have work. Huh, that's frogust
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and you know the yeah, walk
away, walk away, Punk, I'll
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fuck you up. I'm Jack in
real life, all right. So,
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anyway, I guess this is a
the dermot versus dering. Shut the fuck
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up. The Dermot versus Dermot did
cast. Oh, look who decided to
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come back, Mr Hostman, Sam
hosted right, dermy. Can we talked
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to Zach for a second? Yeah, hold on, you, Hey,
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bitch, bitch, God damn that
guys. Hey, what's up, guys?
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Hey, can you do something about
him? Yeah, it's me.
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Like, well, what the duty's
the celebrity? I mean just like give
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him, like, give him some
like it's likes and telling the fuck off
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somewhere, like I don't know.
I don't have a green room with the
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I don't even have a door.
He's just could be on the other side
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of the half. Make your case. It Look Nice. I don't know.
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Like, yeah, it's like put
up a curtain in the backroom,
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the closet look like, what are
you? Put it in the bathroom.
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I'll never get my book published.
Soll destroy me. Celebrity canceled cultures in
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a thing yet. But who poll
if he starts, and I'M gonna be
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number one. That's fair luck.
He's might, he's real, he's rest,
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he expended all. He's good a
reset for a little bit and of
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course it's pissed. I don't know. I don't know what really. I
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just he was mad that he got
second billing and didn't know he was going
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to show up. It was a
be game the second billing. Sam,
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I didn't know. I'm Never gonna
hear me and, to be fair to
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fairs, Cole Alphabetically does come before
Dermot. So it's not really Sam's fault
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here in this touch cool. He's
got those frog gears. Just gonna hear
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you, guys. I mean,
I'm just saying something. Just say,
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I'm just saying just, no,
no, anyway, shut the fuck up.
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I'm not cryble fucking Amphibian. Oh, this is a gator. You're
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not. You're talking to me right
now and this is a gator. I
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mean they're they're scared. Our gators
amphibians. How they gators are Amphibians?
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I think. No, I guess
they were writtenly realtiles. Yeah, right,
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yeah, yeah, look in the
biology our rosted by Cold Duncan Science.
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I know who I want to during
me and my science classes. It's
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cool. UN Him. That tended
that time and sometimes it feel like that.
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Tennessee educations stem. I don't.
It's fantastic. Everyone will be happy
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to know that it that my name
was cleared from the supposed war crimes in
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Yugoslavia on account of that. He
was on born. Yet, regardless tough
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jury, I got got one.
I got one not guilty and who?
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It took some convincing. was like
some twelve angry man's twelve angry man.
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They did not care that it happened
before I was born. I was gonna
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ask how is the how is The
Hague? Was it? Was it nice?
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I was rough, man. I
mean the facilities were Nice, bright
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people many. They were looking for
a head shirt piper. Sure that where
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you picked up all Dermott? No, he's you guys. You guys got
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the fucking agents on the phone.
He just showed up at my play did
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that is a joke and here to
be here going apparently it's we can work.
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Didn't think it was gonna actually happen. Like, how do you?
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That's like. How do you?
Yeah, go ahead, man, oh
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no, Oh God, these peaches
were tucking shit. You got something to
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say, bitch? Nope, Nope, nope. Look, look, not
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there. No, we're good your
core. I got something for you.
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You see what that says. Look, what is it say, motherfucker.
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I don't care if your windows open. It's we talked. We look,
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we talked, we thought. We
cleared this to Jeff. Right up your
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body, which we cleared this through
Jeff. All right, you're about to
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have a you're about to have a
dermots depository weather dermot. You will have
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a soft Bolland Movement from my respect
you as a journalist, I really do.
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Oh yeah, right, name one
of my articles that you've actually read
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from Friday. Really really did enjoy
your article on like the Bosnian crisis.
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It was very enlightening. It wasn't
meant to be enjoyable, it was meant
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to bring the fucking thing to light. I know. What do you mean?
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You enjoyed it? Where you get
off on people suffering? Sam,
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that's fucking guy. Jesus, I'm
glad to have him out of my apartment.
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You kicked him out and here.
Yeah, I kicked him out.
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I got windows. Arc Joe an
not my problem. That's a bits.
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We want to be your problem.
Actually. Anyway, I just MMM,
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I'm scared ill. There's a lot
of moter Rais in Tennessee, I don't
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like it. Hey, Sam,
kindred drink spirits. Hey, this is
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the first is sent on say versus
Sam. Yeah, that's the fussing by
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Aha, sparkling, when it's the
first I ever actually put it on screen.
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My nondescript sparkling, the letter.
I'm a big fan of them,
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and I also like bubbly bubble's.
Okay, yeah, I like, I
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love, is good. I like
my seltzer to it's it's also really good.
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Yeah, calls an alcoholic, and
we love him anyway, Cold Moors
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of the alcohol industry. It's okay, cold has to be an alcoholic for
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like resume catch a like. So
you, so, you guys said it
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was kind of a joke before,
and but I but I absolutely hate that
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this has become like a supremacist symbol
now. Yeah, it's very strange.
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It's weird because yet because you guys
know what it at least in my interpretation.
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Okay, right, this means.
Okay, that's what it means.
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Yeah, that's what you fucking say, or do I guess, when you're
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scuba diving? HMM, if someone
gives you this and you go this to
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let him know that you're okay or
out of air or whatever, I can't
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remember, like what the it's just
like somebody like threw it up at like
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a convention, like some kind mention, and then it just they just ran
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away with it and it just became
like this symbol for whatever, and so
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now, like I will do it
every so often to mean okay, and
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then after we oh no, it's
bad, I can't do that anymore.
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It's I mean, I I I'll
still do it, just like, oh
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well, voice crack, hello puberty, just like I will still wear my
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Tommy Bahamas, even though you've got
those fucking idiot boob boys, quote unquote,
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running around, you know, and
they're fucking Hawaiian shirts and all that,
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ruining it for the rest of us, stealing all the good fucking are
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you guys are fucking useless. He's
right, you are. No, no,
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no, not you guys. Like
I'm sorry, I didn't even do
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a Sammon. I like your shirt
now. It's a good shot. I
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didn't tell the hope shuts like when
I do. I didn't do anything.
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I didn't do anything, yet you
don't even go here. What a what
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call uncle? What's something that really
grinds your gears? Oh, yeah,
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yeah, we were talking about this
earlier. fucking can't stand people who order
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a shit ton of food in a
drive through when the lobbies open and then
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like hold up the line for literally
everyone else. It's bullshit. You know
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what you're doing. Just fucking put
on a mask real quick, run in,
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make your Chinass order and let the
fucking drive through with all the rest
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of us. Like people who were
just all way would in our car,
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get our single Combo and get the
fuck on. What was your caveat for
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that? Oh, if you are
like a single parent with like a car
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full of kids, yeah, go
through the drivethrough. That's totally fine.
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But then what Zach said was like
let like just pull off, like go
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off to the side and then let
the like line keep going. We don't
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have time for like fifteen kids.
It's meals to come out, but like
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they're doing God's work. You're good. I had my buddy vic, the
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one from all the stories, over
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unfortunately hit to go back home early, or else I actually would have had
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him on tonight instead of fucking dorm
at the frog. But you better fucking
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keep his name attr mouth, as
he will hear you will find me.
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He knows what you listen. He's
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You? One night he and I
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so we walked down to the McDonald's
by me. It's like ten minute walk
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maybe, and and we just went
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think they'll let us go to the
drive there. He's like that and Um,
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but we walked in there and fucking
this, the McDonald's by me looks
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like it's straight out of like the
division or resident evil. Oh God,
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like there's there's like no crossing tape
like over every fucking chair. There's plastic
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to that McDonald's personally. Yeah,
it sounds are you sure it was?
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McDonalds are an active crime scene.
I mean one makes doesn't make you think
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you maybe in an active crime I
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fantasist of McDonald's kind of look like
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her. So I love waffle house
and ever seen one of them that I've
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been into in the past like three
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So that's because every waffle house is
an active crime scene. Also not
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constantly, as if you're a waffle
house and you and you like the fact
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that waffle house has tea bone steak
on the menu is just a crime in
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general. I don't think I ever
met anyone who's ever gotten it. I'm
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so scared. I'm so scared,
like I want to try it, like
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as a dare. No, there's
like a joke or like for a Visa
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Amit, Sam, I dare you
to try the tea bont stake away.
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There's a new video idea. Like
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have them a Washington, so I'd
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which you know, might be a
while. I'm not doing this.
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I will as you say. I
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to our coast, my fucking channel. Of course I'm doing I'm just,
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I'm just, I'm just going my
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It's gonna have to be when I
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you all to be a camera person
for this regular having. As you see,
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me, we're just gonna be laughing
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going to be like a possibly,
but like I need so like. The
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thing of it is, though,
like you guys have to if I'm doing
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this for the channel, whoever is
there filming has to take at least one
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bite of it. Oh, Nan, I'm going. I'm okay with that.
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They'll have an all star special in
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load of stuffing my Hash Brown.
So I'll be the all star special.
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Now have a sick grant. Put
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all star specially is a scary value
for the amount of food that you dude,
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so much food. It's so good. It's like a grand will ail
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me. Yeah, well, it's
like what comes in the All star.
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It's eggs, it's Ha's grounds,
it's you get a waffle, lawful,
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you get a walk. You got
a choice of either waffle or biscuits and
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Gravy, then that's an easy right. You get a you either get Hash
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browns or grits, HMM. Then
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bacon, sausage or Ham. MMM. You get in toast, right,
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you get toast and then you get
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think, for like fifty since more, you can make that like a coffee.
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Yeah, and it's like it's like
eight hundred ninety five and it's been
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eight hundred and Ninety Nimes. I
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I think it's like, I think, I know. It's seven nights,
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like seven ninety nine. Yeah,
yeah, it's been seven ninety five since
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I was like a child. Like
it's insane like this. It's like it's
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that and the fucking Jack in the
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inflation, and that fucking scares me. It does really scare me. I
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enjoy the waffle house quite a bit's
Waffle House has been there for me.
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It's the difficult time. Dude.
Waffle House has never loved me. It's
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been my best friend. It's never
let me down. I've had some I've
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had my some of my highest triumphs
in at a waffle house. I've had
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some of my lowest lowes and I
don't want you never start your night at
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no. It's always like no,
you also you also never start your night
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thinking you're going to go to know
it just has. You always find up
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there. It's like Hotel California.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I
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was. I was told once by
a wise man, absolutely agree with this,
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that like Denny's, if you go
to Denny's, it's just in a
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more expensive way, to feel like
you just ate waffle house. Yep,
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Yep. Last time I went to
Danny's was after a really bad shift at
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the hospital that I then went on
to go to Danny. Well, I
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didn't go to Denny's right after,
but then I went and worked out for
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like two hours and then I went
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person in that Denny's at two am. I went to I hop at thirty
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in the morning like two weeks ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, it
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was a enjoyable experience. Actually,
I want to do good time. I
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hope's really good. I have biscom
people shit on ihop, but I don't.
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People have been saying I hoped,
since I did the IHOB thing.
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Yeah, but they have good food. Just stay late. You're good at
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you, you're good at breakfast.
Just do break don't. You don't have
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to. You don't have to have
a tea, boone, steak on the
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you. I'm not going to eat
it. I'm killing I say it's black.
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What I'm saying? Can I just
say I fucking love diner food,
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specifically diner breakfast. Oh Yeah,
like American, I like. Yeah,
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and diner like, like all the
Times that I've been overseas. That is
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probably what I missed the most about
what I'm overseas. Sure it's just being
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able to go to a fucking diner, get a couple of sunnyside up eggs,
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side a toast fucking Bacon, and
love that Shit. It's only a
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greasy spoon like diner smash bread that
yeah, man, I had ever that
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shitty diner coffee. That's only good
because it's diner, mothee. And Yeah,
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because it's because, finally, you're
either way too drunk to be in
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this in public or your way too
hungover at this moment and it's like it's
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like the nectar of the gods that
you're like drinking it that point or you
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just see, yeah, are you
just finished working a twelve PEDA eight am
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shift as a planet finished nitor?
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There's a fine line between like good
shitty diner food and just just straight up
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shitty diner food. Like it's like
a grease level that you have to like
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balance very, very well, because
it look the Hash browns are too greasy.
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It you don't get in the crisp. If the Burger is to like
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greasy, it's just going to so
hug into like the like the the UNs.
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It's just a bad time overall.
I fucking love eggs on a burger.
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Dude. Yes, runny's fuck to
like at it the Oh of course.
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Yeah, like it's barely cooked all
the way through, like that's the
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way you want those eggs, like
there's there's a danger of eating these eggs.
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the real with that. Oh,
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yeah, oh, yeah, especially, because I like especially, because I
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like my red meat raw. To
I'll say steak is always eat. It's
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always either ordered like rare medium rare. Yeah, I do. I think
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medium rare is the highest song honest
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and I would get medium regular,
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dog, do it again. I
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like it like rare or anything that.
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Just get it like medium. Well, when I was like okay, cool.
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like any medium, was it?
What the fuck are you doing? It
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was like I think it was this. I think it was just probably sat.
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Joyce and my dad both didn't want
us to take their steaks because they
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knew that we want will know she
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she's would be like, oh,
yeah, he wants a medium welter.
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I'm like yeah, what she said, but not like when I l here's
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what I'll say. Medium. Wait, medium, rare is the highest out.
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Eat It. Medium, him is
the highest off. Forgive somebody eating
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it. Yes, I have a
friend who I won't name her because I
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don't want people to doctor because of
this opinion that she has. But I
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have a friend and love it to
death. But that's say that volatile SAM
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versus Sam. Audience face, Docs
and people of my seventy eight subscribers.
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Well, there you go. That's
what we're gonna WE'RE gonna get dermat canceled
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by your your subscribe will be will
be fine, and we'll really cancelderman will
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release shirts. was just like Dermot's
face with a big like circle and through
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it. Yeah, well, we
have the way till I fuck him up
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a little more. So that way
you guys like fucking copyright copy written.
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Yeah, every time she gets steak
orders it well done. It doesn't matter
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where she is. Could be just
like an Outbat at applebee's out back.
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Could be a fancy, fancy,
very expensive. There's a do you guys
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know Fleming Steakhouse? Oh, yeah, I'm not familiar. She get cold.
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It's a pretty. It's a pretty
like upscale. It's Nice, like
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like I'm rube. Is like a
Ruth Christie, I'd say slightly. Let
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me look slightly below. It's slowly
upstay it is. It's up there.
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We're like the Ruth Chris, but
it's not like Ruth Chris, whatever the
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fuck it's called. I tried one. Not Every day. It's not that
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level where you're like, Oh,
this stick is gonna cost me seventy five
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dollars. Okay, yeah, yeah, but I tell you what, he's
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walking good. It's so good,
so good, so good. But she'll
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get it well done at Fleming.
She will. I don't know if she's
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ever been to rouse because, but
she will absolutely get it well known at
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rous Chris. Like I just I
don't. That's a tread that perfect.
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That shit that should be ground still
legal to Leah to escort you from the
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restaurant. Will Snow Sally Ruth Chris
Strakehouse and order a well done steak.
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Yeah, you should. We go. Yeah, plate, it's still he's
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police are on their way. Well, the thing with ruce Chris, like
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the plates themselves are like I think
they're like almost like kiln heated. So
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like the plates come out. Yeah, like there you all out very hot.
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So it's like the sake is still
kind of cooking while it's in front
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of you. MMM, let me
tell you, guys say Shit Right.
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The last time I went to a
Ruth Chris was fucking eight years ago.
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Yeah, two thousand and twelve and
HM, the memory is still like freshened
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my mind from how that was your
first steak from there. Will All.
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You'll always remember it. It's just
that was. That was also the trip
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that when my dad and I were
coming back and DC we heard we heard
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gunfire as we were driving through Baltimore
and it was it was like two o'clock
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in the morning and he's driving.
I'm like passing out in the pasture seat.
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I hear that. I sort of
look at him and goes, Yep,
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roll your window up, this is
going to be complete departure but may
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also tangentially tied to gunfire. But
have we ever talked about how, because
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Cole has his flags in the background, he has the the three flags back
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there, of course the French flag
and leaves the American flag, and then
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in the middle is the flag of
Tennessee. I thought it was a dragonfall.
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It's droppable. I want you to
look at the cult like the way
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that the flag of Tennessee is like
laid out, the colors, the star
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circles, stars in the circle.
Does it not look like a fucking insurgent
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flag or some type of like terrorist
organization? I could absolutely see his back.
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You want for my shares like coming
into break, but yeah, it
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looks like. It looks like a
terrorist organizations flag, like it's got like
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it's very aggressive, like it's just
it's all invality. It's all it needs,
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just like an AK and some fucking
like Pashtail on it. And Yeah,
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yeah, and then when he moved
his chair, saw he had another
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something that that has the print of
it on the couch over there too.
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Is that a blanket? Yeah,
yeah, he's got he's gonna drive himself
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with it like he's fucking billy the
butcher, fucking okays in New York.
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I will, I will be buried
in the colors, I'll dare you.
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MMM, I do love the idea
of a terrorists and surgeon organization having blankets
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with this. Their look up,
I mean IIS has the head bands that
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have their shit on it. So
they do. They do have the headbands
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for like. I want to like, like, like. Wouldn't you want
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to be called up at night,
warm and your bed with a it's called
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it animal for a reason. No, can I put that in the podcast?
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Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, so, Fancy's the authority.
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So what's really interesting, and I
didn't realize this until cold I were talking
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flags the other day, is Cole's
American flag is actually slightly discolored. It's
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not red, white and blue.
The white parts actually have a little bit
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of Brownish to them and you can
actually see it for there. And that's
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just and and Cole. Why don't
you tell us the reason why that?
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Your flag is slightly discolored? This
uses a toilet paper. Yeah, it's
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it's breaking flag. I'm not saying
that's a good idea. I'm just saying
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that's something that makes something Brown.
It's t stay. It's tea staying,
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like they threw it into the the
Boston garber with the tea in the party
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it. Hey said, wipe your
ass with it. The first guess,
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but second one it's like he's thing
look like the Boston Tea Party. Is
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that done? It was that on
purpose? Yeah, no, cold just
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made a kettle and he spilled it. It's just happy to be a good
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man. I had here. Yeah, Col came out with a cool flag
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and third degree burns half his body. So why I wear black most of
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the time just to cover everything.
Uh, yeah, all the burns are
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keep it insulated. What's the weirdest
like decoration or like chatch key or like
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thing you have in your space?
Oh, he's my space. Way,
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easy, way, easy. Pull
it down. I've got mine. Zack,
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you have been limited for very long. If I don't know how much
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you have said up. I've got. I've got some cool shift from overseas.
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I could show you, I guess. So I'll pick up my camera
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show like the runner up. Okay, hi, this which is like an
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old like newspaper prints, not someone
is painted over and supposed to an add
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for Palm Beach, but instead it
says palm bitch. But the weirdest one
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that I have is so, for
like Christmas, me and a lot of
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her buddies like get together and we
do a like gift exchange like normal people
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do, but I've kind of made
it a weird like tradition of photo shopping.
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People's like like really bad photo shopping
people space. This is onto like
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famous paintings are photos. So my
buddy got me last year and knew how
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much I like metal, your solid, and so he he photos shot me
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into a promo photo or hat.
Noble Baby. That's that's call at snake,
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but the bikinia tall testings took a
much parcher effect on steriles. That's
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Sorland snork busy. The weirdest thing
I probably have right now is the Santam
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Morte's trying that I've been building.
Oh Yeah, you told me, and
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but I can't. But I'd say
the weirdest, coolest thing is that knife
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that I got from Afghanistan. Hold
on this, fucking this is so.
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This a knife that I got,
while I call this my fucking warlord knife.
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Goddamn, it does look like it. It was actually made. It
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was actually made in cobble to.
But yeah, I got this. It's
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got a fucking Lapus handle. Yeah, this, I got this. And
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I got a Soviet era fucking AK
forty seven bay and at that's still like
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greasy. That's how like preserved was. Oh God, now grew greasy like
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in the packing grease, not like
grease. I got greasy with the blood
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of Man. Yeah, four fucking
so behind got mine would probably be be
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this, which is a Cutulu idol. What's called? That was given to
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me by my friend Zach. Well, my other friend ZAC, not this
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one, but a different ZAC,
which only me a lot. Looks like
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highland. There can only be one. Yeah, if you watch the my
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my Taro video, that that's exactly
gave me this, and I can remember
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what the occasion was. It was
either for my birthday or it was a
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going away present when I moved out
here. I can't remember which one.
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I haven't watched live videos. Hein
Sam Yeah, because you're a fucking bad
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friend. Yeah, but also the
channel, kind of the channel kind of
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took its turn for the worst when
you introduce that cold guy and also Zack.
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Yeah, yeah, both Zacks or
no, just sack James. He's
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the worst. Yeah, no,
doubt, piece of Shit, both cold.
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Just say something like guy needs to
learn how to shut the fuck up
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a littlest talk. Yes, I
for cold. He's just fucking worse.
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Like, if I wanted to hear
like some pistre like bitch, I would
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like go to New York, like, honestly, I just like ride into
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like Williamsburg and just relies. You're
not wrong, especially in New York City
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nowadays, and just and I would
walk into a comedy shop and just be
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like, man, folders, coffee
is the fucking best and I love Budweiser,
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and they all snap their heads up
from their maps as they're working on
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their manuscripts that are going to fucking
bring them to the top, and then
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you'll just in the New York coffee
shop. You just shout and Chicago Deep
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Dish Pizza is definitely pea. Watched
you and we never heard from Cole ever
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again. But you know, you
know, you know, Colod be fucking
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trending on twitter. That would be
the worst that would come with him.
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Now if you now, if you
go to like so fucking old other niser
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dozed rogue gets stoned. Now,
if you go to like some pies on
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pizza shop, you know, and
in New York City or Jersey, and
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you say that Shit, yeah,
we would never hear from him again.
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Yeah, probably not. Can we
just clarify something? That deep dish,
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Chicago deep dish pizza is good,
but it is not pizza. Yes,
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it is not pizza and it is
definitely not comparable to New York style pizza.
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fucking and I wish you would.
I like them both. Away saying
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I can't look a both. I
like them both, but but they're totally
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differ. They not even in the
same category. Yes, one is not.
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One is not pizza, it is, it is pie. It is
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it is tomato sauce pie with some
cheese hit in there somewhere. Hopefully.
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I don't know about it. I
don't know I just there is, like
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we do. We're up on this, is there not? Is it not
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a pizza pie? No, no, it's not pizza. I think somebody's
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I think people. I think two
people are calling Frankie Valley a liar.
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Okay, call you know. You
want to know how. It's not real
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pizza. We end up shopping the
bizarre in Afghanistan that made pizza. Guess
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what style pizza they made? Oh
God, Damn, we get it.
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You are an Afghanistan. No,
no, that's not the main point of
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this story. Oh, wow,
pizza they made. My name is Zach
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Jane. I know they're fucking I'm
not right about this. It's a pizza
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Poe. Yeah, it's fucking the
same as Taco Bell. Why you just
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was calm while I miss you're white. You know my knows calm. Why
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did you take your head out of
your ass and fucking figure out what you're
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saying? Guy, think you just
shut up. Sam, honestly, you'll
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just taste good and I don't know
why you're so Goddamn acribaout. No,
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I'm saying anything that it doesn't taste
good. No one saying you can't fucking
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like it. We both said that
multiple times. WHO Like booth? WHO
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Like booth? You're hung up on
a fucking nonissue that we're not talking about
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right now. We're not saying if
you like Chicago Pizza, you're a fucking
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scumbag. Not My worst suck already. I could just need to fucking it's
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pretty good. I don't know why
you're acting like like there's you're just so
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fucking mad about this. I'm as
on the wrong fucking issue. It's not
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a day pizza is done, except
for this one thing, whenever you guys
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do come out to visit there,
is that there is a place in in
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downtown Seattle, like a like a
block or so down away from the zoo,
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called Windy City Pie. That is
really good deep dish style and it's
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actually it was actually opened by a
guy from Chicago, so it's like the
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legit Shit. So sounds good.
We gotta go there, and then I
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can't. I can't remember what the
name of it is. If I figure
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it out, we have to go
there. But there's this this like really
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great diner downtown as well that I
was reminded when we're talking about like greasy
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spoon like diner food, it's like
amazing. So I have to go there
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too, once I remember the name. So. And on that note,
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I think that that drags US kicking
and screaming to the end of the the
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vidcast. So thank you, guys, for for coming on again and just
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just doing what I expected. What
fight me like sparial animals and scream at
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each other. Yeah, yeah,
basically I mean you. You're way too
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calm. That's why you need this
kind of energy in your life. It
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need is a very strong word.
Fuck you, Sam. I'm fucking done
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with this guy you WANTA. No, I'm not. Hold on. Well,
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I do know right, no reason
a storm off like a fucking I
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cannot with you, guys,
