BU BÖLÜM HAKKINDA
No guy, look, Manchester United disproves atheism and evolution. This, this, this, this, this, this, this. Dear people of the world who love football, you can never be an atheist or agnostic or believe in atheism or evolution.
Because look at this, Manchester United. When I used to watch football, it was my favourite club ever in the world. This club disproves evolution and atheism in one fell swoop.
Look at Alex Ferguson. Can you, like, can a guy like him be the result of a big bang? Okay, riddle me this. The big bang fused together when two corks mashed into each other and gave rise to the universe we live in, supposedly.
I didn’t believe in it. Both of those corks were round, okay? But Sir Alex Ferguson’s glasses are not perfectly round. How did the big bang learn the design of Sir Alex Ferguson’s glasses? Weird, totally weird.
And if the big bang was round and the football is round, but it’s being, it’s being mocked around by feet, by people’s feet. Where in the cork was the design of the foot engraved? Where in the cork was the talent of Wayne Rooney engraved? Where in the cork was the finishing of Van Nisteroy engraved? Where in the cork was the dribbling of Cristiano Ronaldo written? It was just a round circle with no knowledge, no information, no nothing. If a football team needs somebody to think it, put them together, and feel them onto the, onto the field, how could the big bang and this universe be completely pure accident? There you go, guys.
You cannot be a football fan and be an atheist.
