180: A Bad Batch

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Oh, shit.
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What were we talking about? Kids ain't worth a damn.
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That's what we were talking about. But for that. You
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want me to forget that? Nah, nah, nah, no.
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Me and Brandon was talking about how, like Brandon, Brandon
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was talking about how that he's saying right now, Trey
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got all this stuff that was available that wasn't necessarily available.
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And I was telling him, I feel like that's because
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some of the schools is like.
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All right, y'all, we don't want these little niggas to quit.
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So we need something that's going to help them calm
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them down and be more useful.
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Unlike us.
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So me and Donna went to dinner on... Hold, please.
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Hola. Como estas? Bien. Y mis amigos. Bienvenidos. Bienvenidos. Bienvenidos.
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Bienvenidos.
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Bienvenidos.
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Bienvenidos.
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Bienvenidos.
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Bienvenidos. Saltano Mundo. It's Basement World. And welcome to this
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week's episode of Wine and Audacity.
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That would be a dope ass 90s talk show.
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Saltano Mundo.
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I went to stretch my foot out and Chase put
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my paw on my foot like move.
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The dog is under the table y'all.
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I'm your host, Brandon Scott. And I'm joined by two
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of my favorite people in the world. How y'all feeling
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this week? We'll talk about that side in a second, sis.
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How you feeling, A-A-Ron?
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Like I'm walking on sunshine.
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You know what? I'm feeling good. You feel edgeable?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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That was a pause. No, no, no, no, no. That
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was a pregnant pause.
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That was a.
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That was a, I mean.
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No, no, no, no.
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I was going to say, I was going to say,
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wait a minute.
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Edibles.
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Yes.
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And your next, um, and next, uh, next big seller
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in the one in Audacity.
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Nigga, we can't, we can't sell them online. No, we
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got to get a license. Right on there. We got
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to sell. No, nigga, they edibles. They take them when
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they never get that close.
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Oh, man.
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They get you to the edge. That's what he said. So, normally,
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by now, y'all would either hear.
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A Big Ed Lightskin boy cackling off camera or hear
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his phone up in the kitchen and hear us say.
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Trey, turn that shit down, man.
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We're recording.
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But, Trey is.
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Not here because he left me We moved him into
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his dorms past week.
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By the time y'all see this, he would have been
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in school for several weeks by now.
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Yeah.
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It's still August. Mid-August. And we moved a boy into
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his dorm last week. Hey, Trey. You read that syllabus, nigga?
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I miss you. I'm talking to you today, Trey. You're
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waiting to laugh at me, y'all. I just want to
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say for the bracket.
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It's only been like three.
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Or four days. It's been a few days. This is
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going to be the longest he's been away from me.
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Since they laid him on my chest in the hospital.
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You still talk to him every day, don't you? Huh? Exactly.
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That ain't the point.
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So I want to say for the record, I thought
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it was going to be a quick move in, move out.
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Me, the boy, you know, his parentals. And the grandmother,
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you know, we.
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Got there at about 845, you know, for the check-in,
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you know, so he can get his key and, you know,
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see his room and stuff.
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Got there, you know, moved him in.
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It took us about 12 hours to move that boy
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to his dorm.
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Between getting him in the room, getting everything set up,
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going to the Walmarts, getting everything else he needed, going
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to dinner, me snotting and crying, having an anxiety attack
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in the restaurant.
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She did.
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Um.
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And then dropping them off. About 12 hours.
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And I will also say, for the record, we were
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the last group of adults that was in the dorm.
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Because the dorm had posted on a big-ass sign in
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the entrance. Hey, y'all asses out of here by 7 o'clock.
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By 7 p.m. And we strolled out at 7.05. I
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just want to make sure the TV updated and it's working.
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I'm going to make sure he doesn't scream. I love
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Sean and him, but so many times I say, get
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your ass in this goddamn car.
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So, the boy is not going to jail. He's not
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going to the army. You know what's funny? He down
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the street from me.
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Like, he fine.
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You know what's funny? You're talking about that. Get the
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fuck out. That's my only child.
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Nigga, yo, she said, I just want to make sure
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the TV up there.
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And it's like, no, now, now that's the, now that's
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the new language. That's the new language thing. Before it
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would be like, before it was like, you know, I guess,
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I guess I could sit down for like five minutes and,
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you know, had no talk to you. And then I'm
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going to be there for like three days and shit.
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But now I'm under.
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The bed, nigga. It's tight in this room.
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Mom, what you doing here?
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Oh, well, But I was also proud of the boy.
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Because I thought when we left out that he was
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going to walk us to the car and let his
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mother and grandma fall out like they did in the room.
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But no, he walked us to the door of his
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building and was like, all right.
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That's what he got. He went back around the corner.
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I said, go ahead, boy. Go ahead.
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Sharona was like, And then proceeded to walk around the
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corner of his building to his window, which the blondes
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were still up like he was a white person.
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And blast, Will sniffed just the two of us in
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his face outside the window. I said, Lord. Don't judge me.
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Judge your mother. Leave me alone. I love my son.
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I'm going to be real.
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I'm going to be real. He was like, really? I
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read his lips. He said, really, mom? And then he
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put the blinds down.
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I told you I was going to do it. She
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said that the day he graduated from high school. And
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then he put the blinds down. And her mother was like,
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he didn't jack them damn blinds.
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I said, y'all listen.
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I'm going to call.
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It's okay.
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I may or may not have talked to him again
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that night.
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But now you did. That's fine.
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I'm going to tell you the truth. That was pretty,
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pretty tame. Not compared to what she could have done.
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I didn't lay in the grass like I said I
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was going to. She didn't. I didn't have to drag
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her off, fire her and carry her ass off campus.
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Yeah.
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He had to put his arm around me like he
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keep walking.
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I was like, okay.
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Don't let go, Jack. Don't let go. Don't let go
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of me. That's never possible. And nothing but death can
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keep me from it.
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Although, I will say, I do have a critique of
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Trey's school, which I remain nameless since he actually is
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a student in there.
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Y'all could have been a slightly bit more organized.
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Go Wombats.
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Just a little. Yeah, go Wombats.
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Y'all could have been a little bit more organized with
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the check-in process.
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Just a little.
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Wouldn't it make sense to give the students their ID?
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When they got their room.
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Keys that morning? I think they should have did that too.
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Because by the time he got to the I.D. place
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and the student center, it was after 4.30, it was closed. So, granted,
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we were there. We took him to dinner. But if
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we had already left, how was he going to eat
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for that day?
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If it's new student check-in, why they got to.
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That's hard. But yeah, that's my critique. Everything was cool, pathetic.
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Yo, that was like the most millennial dad out of
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the scene so far.
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I talked to him earlier. He was like, hold on, man.
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I got to grab my light so.
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I got to go back from here. Like, god damn.
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So he did listen. Told him to make sure he
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spray shit down. Yeah, man. Because, boy, I... Now, when
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I went to school, Morgan State University, I go, man,
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shut up, bitch. I know what's coming.
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Um.
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I didn't live on campus, right? I stayed in my
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black ass at home because, you know, I learned. Fuck you, bitch.
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I learned early on and my mother laughed when I
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asked her if I had money for school. She said, no.
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Whatever money I took out to pay for my education,
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I had to pay back. So I was like, oh,
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she said, you can live on campus if you want,
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but you weren't to pay for that. I said, I'll
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stay in my.
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Room at home.
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And you wasn't full.
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So yeah, I was just cross-hanging. I couldn't afford that.
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And you had a car.
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Yeah.
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Boom.
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I got tired of riding the bus that first year.
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I said, no, nigga, I need a car. I can't
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do this. Taking two buses in the subway to get
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home every goddamn day. So I said all that to.
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Say, when I went in the dorms, and I was like, okay,
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this is the, okay, here you go to the toilet,
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here you go to the sink.
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Y'all got shower stalls. I said, okay, it's better for
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small as shit, but okay, y'all can make it work. Yeah.
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And Trey right next to the laundry room on his floor,
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he right across from the bathroom. He got everything in
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his little corner. The good one.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Man.
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That's what I'm saying. I mean, you know, it's not
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bad for small to shit, but, you know. The room
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is small to shit. There's enough room for him to
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get in that dude. Hell yeah. And once we reorganized
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the room, me and his roommate.
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His roommate's mom, and stuff, once we got that room reorganized,
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we said, oh yeah, y'all got more, y'all good.
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We're gonna figure this shit out. brandon was like yeah y'all.
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Handle this i'm gonna go here take this trade shot
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what y'all got for me to the dumpster he was
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like we put the like the mamas do what they
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was gonna do yeah i didn't.
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Want to get involved you know even even the room
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trades roomie and trade he was just standing looking at
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each other.
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Like what the fuck like why like why why we
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need we need x like we need x for all
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this shit we like.
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They was like, because, you know, you got to get
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the sheets right. And then, hold on, we got to
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wipe down the walls and wipe everything down. I was like,
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y'all give me trash. I'll make the trash runs down. Shit,
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I just seen one. A girl posted her grandmother. They
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was moving her in her dorm.
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Her grandmother was in there with the motherfucking sponge on
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the motherfucking stick in there.
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I said, mm-hmm. Yup, Nana.
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Y'all know who been here. Yeah, I bet you she
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doused your room with some holy oil before she left.
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Of course she did. Of course she did.
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You lucky I should have got something from Mama Stephanie
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before we went down there because I've done the same shit.
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I saw several videos of kids chronicling their college move-ins
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with their grandmothers and mamas with them shake-and-go wigs with mops.
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Not the shake-and-go wigs. And they was in there mopping
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the walls up and down.
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They was just over the corner like, let them do
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what they gonna do cause it's gonna be on you
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after they leave let them do what they gonna do
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let us have our moment we just wanna make sure
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our babies is comfortable they got everything that they need
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and I was blessed about my village cause my village
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ain't played about us honey that boy don't need.
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For nothing nothing she sending me back down that way
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with a package of shit to.
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Take to the I was about to say bro that
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pause was a little too long bro it was like
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It's to pack packages and stuff, like clothes and stuff.
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He needed some more clothes.
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He grew. I bought some stuff as well. I bought
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chargers and an umbrella for the boy. It wasn't like
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I went clothes shopping.
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It was pouring down rain the other day. He was like,
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I forgot my umbrella, Mom. I said, your uncle bringing
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you one down there when he comes Saturday.
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He said, oh, okay.
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He's standing in the window like, I said, you might
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as well go back to the dining hall, get you
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a snack or something, let it.
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Cool down before you walk over to your room. Yeah, yeah.
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When them storms, what was that, Thursday, the storm?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, he was like, yeah, I'm just going to go
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get me something to eat, Mom. He was walking around, like,
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he looks like a college student. He was walking around
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with his headphones on his head. And I said, oh, okay.
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All right.
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He look like a cop. He look like a cop.
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Look at that rain. Like, what the fuck? And I
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bought him one of those. Those reinforced. I think I'm
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going to upgrade his headphones though. Those reinforced umbrellas.
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Because, you know, the umbrellas when they get windy, they
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blow inside out.
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Guess what? Say they got extra ribbon on the inside
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like condoms. And then, you know.
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Push it up like this, and it just flow around.
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Speaking of condoms, I want to say this part. So,
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we went to the Walmarts near the school, right? And
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over in the section where they had the prophylactics and whatnot,
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and Trey's pappy bought some condoms. And when the rest
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of us made our way over there, the person who
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was doing the checkouts in that section was like, you
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know how much y'all like the 10th or 11th family?
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I seen them come in here and buying their sons
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and daughters condoms and birth control.
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My best friend's ex was a son.
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She was like, good job, parents.
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Hell yeah, you ain't about to make me no damn grandmother.
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I ain't ready.
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I'm going to be a hoochie. My son doesn't think
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that's funny. I do.
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He's like, because he probably be like, bullshit. He probably
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be like, he going to call me and be like, Ma,
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what you doing? Sitting in the house binge watching.
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Exactly. All right, I'll talk to you later. You know
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I'm full of shit. And where do you think you're going? Mom,
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where do you think you're going?
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He don't think that's funny at all. Every time I
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say it, he be like, what do you think you're
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doing in my black ass business?
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Yeah, okay, mom. The boy gonna be fine. He gonna
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be fine. He ain't down there living his best life.
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Well, at least until them first day classes hit him.
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What the heck? He gonna be like, so, oh, this
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is why I'm here. Okay.
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Yeah, baby, he done been.
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He done been everywhere, honey. You talk about my.
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Mom, yeah.
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They had the step show. I was at the step show.
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Then we went to another party, but the speaker went out,
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so we left.
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And then last night, I was at a silent party
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with the headphones and stuff, and I was dancing the
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whole night. He said, I was a sweaty mess, Mom.
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I came right back and got straight in the shower.
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I didn't even sit down or nothing, Mom. I came
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and got my stuff and went straight and took a shower.
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And then, see, he said, it's Saturday already, Mom?
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I said, yeah, Trey, it's Saturday. I've been down here
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five days, Mom.
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I said, I know.
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He was like, he said they having some kind of
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event tonight. I said, live your best life, son. I
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didn't get the opportunity. I didn't get to go live
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on campus and all of this. I go to college, college.
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I was in my 30s. So live your best life, son.
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That's what it's for.
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I'm here for it. I am here for it. As
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long as you get to work, I told him that
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from the very beginning.
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I said it too.
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As long as you get to work, I don't give
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a damn if you had a party every other night.
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I don't give a shit about none of that. As
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long as you're safe, just go ahead and knock your
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work out. And you can party all night long, shorty.
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I'm with it. And live it up. Enjoy your life.
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Hell yeah.
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I want you to have them experiences and shit to
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look back on.
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Hell yeah.
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Make your friends.
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Fuck yeah, because that's where you're going to get the
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real friends.
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Join the club.
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You know he's joining the anime club. You know anime
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club is coming. I know he was scoping out.
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I know he might go to brunch one day and
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my child might be out in there strolling or something.
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I don't know.
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When I pull up at the club, VIP. Not strolling.
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He might be strolling. Good Lord. Might get him a
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little sorority nerd or something. He might.
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We'll see what happens. But know that he's covered in
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the blood. I called his grandfather on three-way. I said,
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we forgot to pray before we left the room. I
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need you to handle that, Pop-Pop. He prayed right over
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him all over the phone.
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So, he good. Which grandfather were you talking about? There
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ain't got but one left. Who?
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Kevin.
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Oh, shit. There ain't got but one left. I was
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about to say, um. I wish I could.
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Oh, bye-bye.
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Did you say, did y'all use a Ouija board? I
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wish I could have.
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I sure would.
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I sure would.
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Because my grandfather was the road dad. My grandfather was
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yet alive. He was the road dad and prayed over
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that room. I promise you, he prayed over the room
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and then got back when the road went home. he
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would have he'd have found his way down there he'd
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have got mind breaking down there this room is clean
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the same way he prayed over my house when I
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bought my house he sure would have this house is clean.
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It wouldn't have been a dry coochie in about a
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five room or a wet coochie in a five room
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radius I just don't feel the urge to bust nothing open.
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Not the urge to bust nothing open. I don't feel
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the urge to bust nothing open. It hit me.
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And so I get to room 215 and then by
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the time I hit 214, it just dry up.
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I feel like I want to listen to the Clark
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sisters and leave it here at Johnson or something.
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I don't even want to do this shit no more.
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From Megan Thee.
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Stallion to Leandria Johnson. I don't know. Leandria would like
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to have her cup of cocktails. I like her. She real.
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She don't try to be nothing.
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She ain't.
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She just thanks for the Lord. Why I want to
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cover my knees all of a sudden? That you want
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to put it on the office. I got the urge
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to cover up and fly right in the eyes of
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the Lord. I don't want to do this shit no more.
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You want to go to service on Sunday? You don't
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have a chapel. Let's go to Bible study. Nope. Nope.
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I was hoping I didn't embarrass my son, but I
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was in. Let's go to Bible study.
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When we was in when we was in Walmart like
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they said they was getting the condoms or whatever and
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all I saw was a black and gold box so
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I was like don't be out here trying to get
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my son no magnums have him out here embarrassing himself
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like you embarrass yourself he was they not magnums and
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I looked at the back and was like oh lord
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you gonna have my son out here embarrassing himself like
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you did.
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So um that was mean A little bit. I mean,
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I meant it, but. Where?
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I wasn't sure besides the darkness boy needed.
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God daddy didn't get involved in that. I left it
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up to Pappy. Shit. I tell jokes, I don't tell lies.
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That's all I'm saying. Speaking of telling jokes and lies.
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You pissed off a whole bunch of lambs this past week.
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I sure did until they was upset with me. I'm like,
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God damn, why start joking? You start fighting with him.
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Did you see them comment.
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This was mad at me about saying Mariah don't sing
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live no more I didn't say Mariah couldn't sing that's
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not what.
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I said you would have thought I.
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Said she couldn't sing Mariah can sing everybody knows Mariah can.
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Sing y'all not real fans y'all not real fans cause
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you had your phone out looking at bitch she got 175,000
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songs the.
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Fuck They was upset for a minute.
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They told one of them to come. I need to
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get rid of her. She's just mean.
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A bitch.
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Jump up a rabbit's ass.
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How about that?
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And then maybe you'll find a hero. To come along
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with the strength to carry on. Fuck it. Oh, what
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a sweet day. And the girl was having a break,
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break day.
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Mad at me.
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I said, they was really upset with me. And at first,
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I wasn't going to respond. I was like, oh, God,
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these people.
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Especially once I clicked on their pages and realized there's
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a bunch of people with private pages, first of all.
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It's always the ones with the private pages. They got
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so much to fucking say or to buy. We can
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tell you all about it.
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One person responded from his business page.
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And I was like, now, didn't nobody say nothing to
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you about your business? At all.
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Do you want to talk crazy to people about a
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celebrity you don't know from your business?
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Like, I'm going to go on Yelp and leave a
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bunch of bad reviews.
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I'll pay.
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Have we met? Leave me alone. Hey, and don't forget
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to like and follow.
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Hey, bitch, this is fucking jokes. Y'all are just too
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serious on Beyonce's internet.
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I would say.
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You would never say this in front of D.
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Mariah Carey. Sir, fuck you. I mean.
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Don't get on Beyonce's internet and tell me what I
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not can't do. D.
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Mariah.
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I like how they able to deal with D.
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Mariah Carey.
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I said, sir, she's not going to give you no pussy.
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God, please.
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I don't think you like that. You right. She's not
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going to let you borrow her hair or her dresses
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or none of that.
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Fuck you.
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He was upset with me oh my golly I just
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said Mariah don't sing live the way she used to
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never say Mariah cause.
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You're saying I would never up those and there's somebody
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in the car the.
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One guy did say you were a jailer oh yeah
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he did say you were a jailer he.
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Did say that but didn't the nigga tag me and
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talk about no the fuck I'm not.
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Sir I didn't say that myself.
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I think he just clicked on the wrong uh wanda
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so wanda was in the comments.
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Oh lord wanda wasn't playing baby wanda was she was
500
00:21:39.119 --> 00:21:40.359
nice nasty i liked it.
501
00:21:40.539 --> 00:21:43.279
But wanda responded to one person who came in with
502
00:21:43.339 --> 00:21:46.059
with the um with with making commentary and was like
503
00:21:46.119 --> 00:21:51.130
so um where did we say that where where was
504
00:21:51.190 --> 00:21:53.809
this i was like i was like um read them
505
00:21:53.829 --> 00:21:57.119
bitch Rhonda was like, I got you, Baldy.
506
00:21:58.339 --> 00:22:01.079
She won't let me live, even when she not directed
507
00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:01.980
her eye at me.
508
00:22:02.220 --> 00:22:05.819
But she was like, so, but did anybody say that
509
00:22:05.859 --> 00:22:07.859
they were lambs, that we were lambs, though?
510
00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:10.589
Because we just listed our favorite camaraderie characters. You can't
511
00:22:10.619 --> 00:22:13.890
be a true fan. You have to look at your phone. Okay, bitch, and?
512
00:22:13.910 --> 00:22:16.670
Because if you don't go back over there and finish
513
00:22:16.690 --> 00:22:18.990
making thirst trap videos and doing reviews of baddies, leave
514
00:22:19.029 --> 00:22:19.390
me alone.
515
00:22:19.410 --> 00:22:21.710
Wow.
516
00:22:22.660 --> 00:22:26.569
Come on oh give me some what is you doing
517
00:22:26.609 --> 00:22:29.509
leave i don't bother nobody leave me alone.
518
00:22:29.089 --> 00:22:31.369
You say nothing about nope nobody that was in the
519
00:22:31.390 --> 00:22:33.750
things which i was in there real hot somebody who
520
00:22:33.789 --> 00:22:34.349
don't know.
521
00:22:34.289 --> 00:22:37.019
And then to the to the motherfucking who talk about
522
00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:42.539
um uh uh what to say mariah topped uh whitney's
523
00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:47.160
um what was it her her national anthem.
524
00:22:46.900 --> 00:22:48.579
Performance or something um.
525
00:22:50.230 --> 00:22:50.650
Go down.
526
00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:52.539
First of all, Whitney ain't had nothing to do with
527
00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:53.480
this conversation.
528
00:22:53.500 --> 00:22:58.299
We do not play about Whitney Elizabeth Houston over here.
529
00:22:58.740 --> 00:23:00.500
Oh, somebody's been reading the gauge.
530
00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:02.619
Yes! Welcome.
531
00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:08.859
We don't play about Whitney over here. The original The Voice.
532
00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.200
Don't do that. We don't play about Mariah no middle
533
00:23:11.220 --> 00:23:12.480
name Carrie either. Right.
534
00:23:12.819 --> 00:23:14.339
We like Mariah over here.
535
00:23:14.359 --> 00:23:16.119
That's why we had the conversation, bitch.
536
00:23:16.700 --> 00:23:18.519
And then, yo, what the fuck made you think I
537
00:23:18.539 --> 00:23:21.519
was a J-Lo fan? Because how many times did I say?
538
00:23:21.579 --> 00:23:23.599
He wasn't. He was just high. That's all it was.
539
00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:24.940
He wasn't just, you know.
540
00:23:24.980 --> 00:23:25.920
What the fuck?
541
00:23:26.019 --> 00:23:27.180
He had an edgeable. Right.
542
00:23:28.900 --> 00:23:30.529
Like, what? We got to trademark that.
543
00:23:30.609 --> 00:23:31.150
I like that.
544
00:23:31.450 --> 00:23:35.210
The edgeable. You're welcome. But, anyway.
545
00:23:35.230 --> 00:23:36.450
How dare you?
546
00:23:36.509 --> 00:23:38.630
How many times have y'all heard me on this motherfucker say,
547
00:23:38.650 --> 00:23:40.309
fuck J-Lo?
548
00:23:42.190 --> 00:23:44.809
I don't know her. I still don't know her. All
549
00:23:44.829 --> 00:23:50.309
these years later, I still don't know her. God damn it.
550
00:23:50.910 --> 00:23:53.210
Over here is called non-necessary foolishness.
551
00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:56.279
You want to throw somebody trying to kidnap a woman
552
00:23:56.380 --> 00:23:57.880
in Morocco, but y'all just coming at us.
553
00:23:57.900 --> 00:24:00.859
Y'all should be talking about something different.
554
00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:02.359
Y'all clearly don't know what I'm talking about. You should
555
00:24:02.380 --> 00:24:05.180
be talking about another topic. Bitch, you should watch another podcast.
556
00:24:05.890 --> 00:24:07.509
We the next. You come over here. And what did
557
00:24:07.529 --> 00:24:10.150
Wanda say? Because in spite of all of that, Thanks
558
00:24:10.170 --> 00:24:11.769
for the engagement. Thanks for the engagement.
559
00:24:12.309 --> 00:24:16.440
Y'all just get on the podcast and talk about anything.
560
00:24:16.460 --> 00:24:22.319
Really? You caught us. Thanks for the engagement. Bye. I
561
00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:26.079
did block somebody because he got too disrespectful. Sorry, y'all.
562
00:24:26.099 --> 00:24:30.579
That's the washing machine. I still got to do my duties.
563
00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:34.119
The conversation we had, a clip that came out a
564
00:24:34.140 --> 00:24:37.220
few days ago about Sock Shoe Shoe or Sock Shoe
565
00:24:37.269 --> 00:24:37.740
Sock Shoe.
566
00:24:38.450 --> 00:24:39.970
One guy responded and was.
567
00:24:39.890 --> 00:24:43.779
Like, y'all having, y'all having these types of conversations on
568
00:24:44.119 --> 00:24:46.599
these stupid ass conversations on a, on a podcast. And
569
00:24:46.700 --> 00:24:51.500
I responded, yeah, thanks for the engagement. And then when
570
00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:53.519
I went back to check the conversation later, the comment
571
00:24:53.539 --> 00:24:53.900
was gone.
572
00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:59.309
I was like, Oh, go touch grass. Go wash your ass.
573
00:24:59.589 --> 00:25:02.769
How about that? Well, well, I mean, go brush your teeth.
574
00:25:03.190 --> 00:25:03.490
Damn.
575
00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:06.759
Take the cross out your eyeballs before you start fucking
576
00:25:06.779 --> 00:25:07.619
with us. Leave us alone.
577
00:25:07.660 --> 00:25:07.819
Dang.
578
00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:14.220
All we do is three people who like to giggle.
579
00:25:15.099 --> 00:25:18.759
So we like to come share the giggles with y'all.
580
00:25:20.299 --> 00:25:23.700
If you don't like it, keep scrolling. There's 65 other
581
00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:26.240
videos after ours that you may like.
582
00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:29.440
Leave us alone. Because all we're doing is sharing our opinion.
583
00:25:29.700 --> 00:25:29.980
Watch.
584
00:25:30.009 --> 00:25:33.089
You're going to see us. Then you're going to scroll
585
00:25:33.109 --> 00:25:34.190
five twerking videos.
586
00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:35.089
See us again.
587
00:25:35.150 --> 00:25:36.809
Like, hey, bitch, we can't get rid of us.
588
00:25:36.809 --> 00:25:39.450
See somebody fighting. Once we in your algorithm. See some
589
00:25:39.490 --> 00:25:42.579
racist shit. See some true crimes, though.
590
00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:43.420
Here we go.
591
00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:45.039
See somebody thirst trapping.
592
00:25:45.059 --> 00:25:45.359
Hey.
593
00:25:46.420 --> 00:25:53.849
And then here we come again. Surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise.
594
00:25:53.890 --> 00:25:55.109
What the fuck?
595
00:25:55.130 --> 00:25:59.720
It's a feeling to get you right between the eyes.
596
00:25:59.960 --> 00:26:00.960
Good lord.
597
00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:05.839
That was one way to describe getting into the shit.
598
00:26:06.940 --> 00:26:07.099
Ew.
599
00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:11.819
She just licked my foot. I thought you liked that.
600
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:16.490
Not the damn dog. What in the hillbilly hell is that?
601
00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:20.009
I ain't never had no toes in my... So, it's
602
00:26:20.029 --> 00:26:24.490
time for Question of the Week. You know, in the
603
00:26:24.650 --> 00:26:29.150
Question of the Week, I scour the interwebs, read my
604
00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:34.869
TikTok FYP, because where else would I look? I find
605
00:26:34.890 --> 00:26:38.519
videos from the TikTok and save them in the WeChat
606
00:26:38.539 --> 00:26:39.559
to pull up and read for y'all.
607
00:26:42.059 --> 00:26:59.460
Y'all ready for Question of the Week? but also more
608
00:26:59.500 --> 00:27:08.039
fire more fire oh what do you want to say
609
00:27:08.819 --> 00:27:18.140
something I was, but I forgot. I lost my train
610
00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:22.759
of thought. Okay. Tough question of the week. Y'all ready?
611
00:27:23.500 --> 00:27:27.740
Light the head. Here you go. What's something your ex
612
00:27:27.779 --> 00:27:29.299
still doesn't know that you did?
613
00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:40.599
It's going to be a.
614
00:27:40.579 --> 00:27:41.779
Fun one, y'all. Y'all ready?
615
00:27:42.500 --> 00:27:46.259
Oh, shit.
616
00:27:47.269 --> 00:27:49.890
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
617
00:27:51.450 --> 00:27:52.549
That's between me and his father.
618
00:27:59.759 --> 00:27:59.960
Well.
619
00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:01.960
Well.
620
00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:03.720
Oh, and another thing.
621
00:28:03.779 --> 00:28:05.380
Somebody said I always got something to eat or drink.
622
00:28:05.400 --> 00:28:07.900
Well, here, bitch, I'm thirsty. That's why. Go there. Next.
623
00:28:08.369 --> 00:28:11.730
Go ahead. Wonderful. Really quickly. Pretty much. Yeah.
624
00:28:11.750 --> 00:28:14.490
So, y'all, in case y'all didn't know, because it's not
625
00:28:14.529 --> 00:28:18.039
just Shauna, we all have Bring your bottle in.
626
00:28:19.759 --> 00:28:22.059
We all have beverages. It's just me and A.A.
627
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:24.119
Ron's is outside the frame.
628
00:28:24.140 --> 00:28:26.339
That's all.
629
00:28:26.980 --> 00:28:27.940
And she's drinking water.
630
00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:28.599
It could be tequila.
631
00:28:28.660 --> 00:28:31.819
It could be tequila. I need to deal with y'all, motherfucker.
632
00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:32.160
Not that yet.
633
00:28:32.180 --> 00:28:33.000
But y'all, it's water.
634
00:28:33.019 --> 00:28:44.279
We're just drinking water. You got to lubricate. That's why
635
00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:45.559
some of y'all blowjobs up.
636
00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:48.589
I thought it was hydrate, but okay. Like, all right.
637
00:28:48.609 --> 00:28:49.190
We going there?
638
00:28:49.230 --> 00:28:50.730
All right, fuck it.
639
00:28:50.750 --> 00:28:51.730
Since we're going, we there.
640
00:28:51.869 --> 00:28:54.089
Well, we going to let you lubricate your mind. Like
641
00:28:54.130 --> 00:28:55.029
the Tin Man on the beach.
642
00:28:55.109 --> 00:29:01.799
Slice them all in the name. Twice down my spine.
643
00:29:01.819 --> 00:29:06.619
And let me lubricate. Rating. My money.
644
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:09.180
Next one.
645
00:29:09.339 --> 00:29:13.210
Not the daddy, man. Not you to make him get stuck, son. Oh, sorry.
646
00:29:13.450 --> 00:29:18.150
Go ahead. Oh, that was a brother. You know, that
647
00:29:18.190 --> 00:29:18.869
was a guy.
648
00:29:18.950 --> 00:29:22.019
Because a daddy walked in. Oh.
649
00:29:22.259 --> 00:29:23.460
Next one. Oh, no.
650
00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:28.220
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did? Well,
651
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:30.339
that's between me and the smortion clinic.
652
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:32.880
Oh.
653
00:29:33.369 --> 00:29:35.509
Delete his fetus. Oh, shit, nigga.
654
00:29:35.569 --> 00:29:38.190
Now that shit get out. Oh, you gonna he whooping
655
00:29:38.210 --> 00:29:42.089
your ass. Yeah. I don't know why.
656
00:29:42.190 --> 00:29:43.049
I don't know why.
657
00:29:43.069 --> 00:29:46.690
I don't know what I'm saying.
658
00:29:46.789 --> 00:29:47.799
I don't know why.
659
00:29:47.910 --> 00:29:49.390
That'd be the thing.
660
00:29:49.410 --> 00:29:53.640
That'd be the thing, yo. That'd be the thing. That'd
661
00:29:53.660 --> 00:29:55.160
be the thing. The question that go over the ass
662
00:29:55.220 --> 00:29:56.460
is like, will you kill my baby?
663
00:29:57.099 --> 00:30:00.660
Boy, you ain't even want this baby. What baby?
664
00:30:02.059 --> 00:30:06.089
That's the ironic shit, bro. Like, the nigga don't want
665
00:30:06.109 --> 00:30:08.890
to be with her. Don't want to be with her.
666
00:30:08.910 --> 00:30:10.230
They still want some kind of connection.
667
00:30:10.250 --> 00:30:12.450
Don't even want the baby. Like, don't even want the baby.
668
00:30:12.509 --> 00:30:13.690
But then as soon as she says she won't get
669
00:30:13.730 --> 00:30:15.569
in the bullshit, it's like, you ain't.
670
00:30:15.470 --> 00:30:18.009
Going to kill my baby. Well, I mean. It's either
671
00:30:18.029 --> 00:30:24.319
you or the baby. How you want to do this?
672
00:30:24.380 --> 00:30:26.019
One of them I'm not going to catch charges for.
673
00:30:27.539 --> 00:30:29.559
at least in this state in this state.
674
00:30:29.500 --> 00:30:32.279
It's like yo that's the crazy part yo that's the
675
00:30:32.299 --> 00:30:33.700
niggas yo that's what them niggas get.
676
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:35.559
Like big mad it's like yo you ain't even wanna
677
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:36.940
don't nigga you don't.
678
00:30:36.819 --> 00:30:38.160
Want me and i'm not trying to be a single
679
00:30:38.180 --> 00:30:40.539
mother so and i don't have no connection to you
680
00:30:40.619 --> 00:30:43.119
if i don't have to right that's what i'm saying
681
00:30:43.140 --> 00:30:44.460
doctor bring the vacuum.
682
00:30:44.140 --> 00:30:55.710
In Three minutes is your choice, sir. I just want.
683
00:30:55.509 --> 00:31:04.289
To be free. Free. Free.
684
00:31:05.690 --> 00:31:09.519
No more babies in me.
685
00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:09.940
Me.
686
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:15.359
Me. Me.
687
00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:16.160
Oh, man.
688
00:31:16.180 --> 00:31:20.460
That was a lot of balls of course. Motion clinic.
689
00:31:21.930 --> 00:31:23.609
I'm going.
690
00:31:24.069 --> 00:31:29.140
This fuck nigga don't want no more kids.
691
00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:30.059
It's crazy.
692
00:31:30.660 --> 00:31:31.660
It's crazy.
693
00:31:32.660 --> 00:31:35.180
I'm going there.
694
00:31:35.220 --> 00:31:40.700
He thought he was gonna trap me.
695
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:44.839
But I got another thing for him.
696
00:31:45.380 --> 00:31:47.529
And now I get to be free.
697
00:31:48.849 --> 00:31:49.349
Free.
698
00:31:49.390 --> 00:31:54.670
No more babies. Free.
699
00:31:55.690 --> 00:32:00.430
Ain't no fuck niggas babies in me.
700
00:32:01.150 --> 00:32:06.150
I'm free. Free.
701
00:32:08.109 --> 00:32:08.829
Ladies and gentlemen.
702
00:32:10.769 --> 00:32:12.950
It's on the Walmart soundtrack.
703
00:32:14.730 --> 00:32:18.329
Finding the stores next to the Walmart employee Christmas album.
704
00:32:18.410 --> 00:32:22.630
It's going to be in the bargain bin with Kid
705
00:32:22.670 --> 00:32:23.099
and Play.
706
00:32:24.190 --> 00:32:26.900
And Cephas and Reese. Oh, shit!
707
00:32:28.619 --> 00:32:32.079
What was the character name that Jim Carrey played in
708
00:32:32.099 --> 00:32:32.480
Lemon Color?
709
00:32:32.500 --> 00:32:33.319
Venus DeMallo?
710
00:32:33.339 --> 00:32:33.400
No.
711
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:33.930
It was a.
712
00:32:39.890 --> 00:32:43.869
I can't remember. I cannot remember. But he used to
713
00:32:43.910 --> 00:32:47.599
sing songs all the time. Oh, bitch, I thought you
714
00:32:47.619 --> 00:32:50.460
were about to play. No, that was my medicine alarm.
715
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:55.680
What the fuck kind of jingle am I about to play?
716
00:32:57.319 --> 00:32:59.480
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
717
00:33:00.700 --> 00:33:04.440
The three B's, my love. His boss, his brother, and
718
00:33:04.509 --> 00:33:05.130
his best friend.
719
00:33:05.289 --> 00:33:10.809
You was just getting that cootie cat. You was stitching
720
00:33:10.829 --> 00:33:13.809
with your cootie cat. Word to Jocelyn. That's the only
721
00:33:13.950 --> 00:33:17.599
one time you should listen to. Follow up comment. Somebody said,
722
00:33:17.730 --> 00:33:19.579
go for the four, sis. It's barber.
723
00:33:20.099 --> 00:33:23.390
Oh, no. Baby, his headline gonna be fucked up.
724
00:33:24.380 --> 00:33:29.470
Yo. Golly. That's, boy. He was playing out with the bogey.
725
00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:33.779
That's who it was. He was out with the bogey. Oh, shit.
726
00:33:40.950 --> 00:33:43.589
Yo, if she sleep with a barber, yo, that is like.
727
00:33:43.609 --> 00:33:46.349
That nigga lying on me like this. He going to
728
00:33:46.369 --> 00:33:47.009
have a Gumby.
729
00:33:47.029 --> 00:33:50.660
Because you know Bobby Gumby was an accident.
730
00:33:51.500 --> 00:33:53.299
You know, I saw your girl Keisha. You know, she
731
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.140
was here with a little brother, you know. Nigga, that
732
00:33:56.660 --> 00:33:57.480
could you fall.
733
00:33:58.220 --> 00:33:59.099
Look at her gum, man.
734
00:34:00.140 --> 00:34:01.960
That girl can suck a bowling ball through a straw, man.
735
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:05.160
I mean, so I've been told. She hummed the Star
736
00:34:05.180 --> 00:34:06.400
Spangled Banner on my nut.
737
00:34:06.549 --> 00:34:09.230
I ain't never heard nothing like that beat ever in
738
00:34:09.269 --> 00:34:11.449
my life.
739
00:34:11.590 --> 00:34:24.909
What's up, bro? I haven't done that before. Next one.
740
00:34:25.010 --> 00:34:26.519
I have done nothing.
741
00:34:29.469 --> 00:34:32.050
I don't engage in such proclivities or activities.
742
00:34:32.329 --> 00:34:33.250
You a liar!
743
00:34:33.269 --> 00:34:35.130
That baby used to say T-words. He lying.
744
00:34:35.409 --> 00:34:36.349
You said that shit.
745
00:34:36.389 --> 00:34:41.800
You don't mean that shit. Proclivity. He lying. I have
746
00:34:41.820 --> 00:34:43.400
the dictionary app on my phone. I don't know what
747
00:34:43.420 --> 00:34:46.119
you're talking about. Oh, and he got a dictionary app
748
00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:48.000
on his phone? Who doesn't have a dictionary app on
749
00:34:48.019 --> 00:34:48.480
their phone?
750
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:50.300
Diction? He lying.
751
00:34:51.099 --> 00:34:52.260
You got to make sure you're using.
752
00:34:52.340 --> 00:34:53.929
I've been using big words, and I need to make
753
00:34:53.969 --> 00:34:56.010
sure it's the right context.
754
00:34:56.010 --> 00:34:57.110
Before I use it. Big words.
755
00:34:57.829 --> 00:34:58.130
Yeah.
756
00:34:58.329 --> 00:35:00.690
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
757
00:35:01.909 --> 00:35:05.989
You lying ass bitch. Dictionary.
758
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:09.760
Sponsored by T.I. You know T.I. I love him a
759
00:35:09.780 --> 00:35:16.079
big word. I love hearing that Nick talk. What's something
760
00:35:16.099 --> 00:35:19.019
your ex did? See the problem with your ass pimp.
761
00:35:19.900 --> 00:35:23.519
What's something your ex did? Let's move to my past that.
762
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:26.599
Let's see.
763
00:35:29.210 --> 00:35:31.650
I had consultations with all the best divorce attorneys in
764
00:35:31.690 --> 00:35:33.349
the area, so they couldn't represent me.
765
00:35:34.570 --> 00:35:35.010
As you should.
766
00:35:35.030 --> 00:35:36.130
Mm-hmm.
767
00:35:36.469 --> 00:35:40.780
Let them get a public defendant. Wait, what kind of consultations, bro?
768
00:35:40.820 --> 00:35:43.949
Divorce consultations. Yeah, because if they already met with her,
769
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.440
it's a conflict of interest. Mm-hmm.
770
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:48.780
Even if she don't have him, they've already met with her,
771
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:51.559
which means she shared information with them, and so they
772
00:35:51.579 --> 00:35:53.780
can't defend him because they won't be able to defend
773
00:35:53.820 --> 00:35:56.420
him properly because they're going to use information that she
774
00:35:56.440 --> 00:35:56.840
gave them.
775
00:35:57.130 --> 00:36:04.000
That's actually smart. Very smart. Very, very smart. That's diabolical
776
00:36:04.059 --> 00:36:09.820
as fuck. Reading. When I was going to go fight
777
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:11.460
for full custody, I thought about doing that.
778
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:16.670
But Joe, you got to imagine this nigga walking in.
779
00:36:16.699 --> 00:36:21.400
She had a full list. Jacoby and Myers.
780
00:36:22.059 --> 00:36:23.099
Big Al. Juan LaFonta.
781
00:36:26.559 --> 00:36:27.199
Stephen L.
782
00:36:27.219 --> 00:36:27.719
Miles.
783
00:36:27.739 --> 00:36:29.019
We talked about it.
784
00:36:29.099 --> 00:36:32.840
What's the guy?
785
00:36:32.900 --> 00:36:35.389
What's his name? Don't piss on my leg and tell
786
00:36:35.409 --> 00:36:37.949
me it's raining. What's his name? I think his name
787
00:36:38.010 --> 00:36:38.710
is Barry Glizer.
788
00:36:38.829 --> 00:36:42.110
I've done the commercial with him.
789
00:36:42.230 --> 00:36:46.260
Lily Jones. The guy that represents Eastern Motors.
790
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:49.699
The motherfucker that represented Shandane against Tommy.
791
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:53.940
Uh-huh. I think that's mostly everybody. Yeah, hold on. In
792
00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:58.139
the area. Let's see. That's crazy as shit. I would
793
00:36:58.159 --> 00:36:58.889
have never thought of that.
794
00:36:59.190 --> 00:37:02.409
But I'm saying, nigga, that's diabolical as fuck, yo, because
795
00:37:03.210 --> 00:37:06.690
all these motherfuckers you talking to, and then now you
796
00:37:06.730 --> 00:37:08.090
imagine this nigga trying to find something.
797
00:37:08.110 --> 00:37:09.889
I can't help it. It comes with the interest. It
798
00:37:09.909 --> 00:37:12.630
comes with the interest. Like, nigga, oh, you know who
799
00:37:12.690 --> 00:37:14.489
else's album is in the bin?
800
00:37:14.510 --> 00:37:14.710
Sure.
801
00:37:15.349 --> 00:37:19.559
Calhoun Tubbs. Thank you very much.
802
00:37:20.250 --> 00:37:21.789
Uh, next one.
803
00:37:23.449 --> 00:37:25.449
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
804
00:37:25.469 --> 00:37:25.539
Hmm.
805
00:37:27.409 --> 00:37:30.869
I got my lick back. That's all that matters. Get
806
00:37:30.889 --> 00:37:31.550
your lick back.
807
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:36.679
Nope. Nope.
808
00:37:37.460 --> 00:37:38.519
I got my lick back too.
809
00:37:40.860 --> 00:37:44.559
Really? Mm-hmm. Oh.
810
00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:48.139
That's it.
811
00:37:48.179 --> 00:37:48.510
Mm-hmm.
812
00:37:48.550 --> 00:37:49.090
Care to explain?
813
00:37:54.210 --> 00:37:56.030
I may or may not have had him shaking hands
814
00:37:56.070 --> 00:37:58.429
with the nigga who phased out sliding across the day before.
815
00:38:00.929 --> 00:38:01.769
Hey!
816
00:38:02.849 --> 00:38:03.510
Oh, well.
817
00:38:05.230 --> 00:38:05.730
He went low.
818
00:38:05.750 --> 00:38:16.590
I went to hell. What? It is what it is.
819
00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:22.559
Let's move on to the next one, shall we?
820
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:23.340
What's with him?
821
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:26.579
No.
822
00:38:27.260 --> 00:38:28.639
Okay.
823
00:38:29.500 --> 00:38:32.559
What's something your ex doesn't know that you did? That's
824
00:38:32.579 --> 00:38:35.530
between me and his make account. He left link to
825
00:38:35.570 --> 00:38:37.070
my Amazon after he cheated on me.
826
00:38:39.289 --> 00:38:41.150
Damn. Well.
827
00:38:43.510 --> 00:38:44.030
Oh, shit.
828
00:38:44.369 --> 00:38:46.309
Probably should sign out all your accounts after you do
829
00:38:46.329 --> 00:38:49.070
somebody dirty. Nigga, you probably said that. I'm going to
830
00:38:49.090 --> 00:38:51.960
do some petty shit. I promise you. You probably said.
831
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:52.340
Oh, yeah.
832
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.159
I don't even fuck up with my card. I mean,
833
00:38:54.179 --> 00:38:54.820
it's my Amazon.
834
00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:56.920
I'm going there and change your password and your fucking
835
00:38:57.000 --> 00:38:58.860
email so you can't get back into your Netflix.
836
00:38:58.900 --> 00:38:59.400
I'm playing with me.
837
00:38:59.900 --> 00:39:04.119
But, Joe, it's like, because he got an Amazon account
838
00:39:04.139 --> 00:39:06.039
and this nigga probably just ordered shit out of the random.
839
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:06.519
He's like.
840
00:39:07.579 --> 00:39:10.159
When did I spend $ 4, 000 on an Amazon purse?
841
00:39:10.179 --> 00:39:12.449
What the fuck?
842
00:39:12.650 --> 00:39:15.190
When did I buy a pocket pussy and a jockstrap?
843
00:39:15.510 --> 00:39:19.409
Why didn't I get any of this shit? at my notice.
844
00:39:19.429 --> 00:39:21.750
That sounds like an eventful Friday to me. Add a
845
00:39:21.750 --> 00:39:25.269
little gun oil in there. and we got a party.
846
00:39:26.349 --> 00:39:35.320
And a little bit of Icy Eye.
847
00:39:35.539 --> 00:39:36.920
I don't need my shit burning.
848
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:39.420
What the hell?
849
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:43.340
You confused that for STD. I don't... Now, Icy Eye,
850
00:39:43.420 --> 00:39:45.739
my lord. That's how you lose feeling in your joints
851
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:46.460
and I don't need that.
852
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:51.519
That's... You said eventful.
853
00:39:52.940 --> 00:39:54.760
I said eventful, nigga, not painful.
854
00:39:54.780 --> 00:39:59.820
Hey. Because you try to use that shit as lube
855
00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:00.699
and then it go in the hole.
856
00:40:00.780 --> 00:40:01.500
Oh, wow.
857
00:40:01.780 --> 00:40:02.260
Shut up, Brandon.
858
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:05.469
That's coming out. What's something your ex still doesn't know
859
00:40:05.510 --> 00:40:06.010
that you did?
860
00:40:06.030 --> 00:40:10.110
I helped his baby mama that he got pregnant while
861
00:40:10.130 --> 00:40:12.510
we were married and I was deployed get full custody.
862
00:40:14.809 --> 00:40:18.409
Wow. I like that. Wow. I like that.
863
00:40:18.949 --> 00:40:21.210
Well, That's crazy.
864
00:40:23.699 --> 00:40:32.440
Right. Good job. That's crazy, bro. I don't know.
865
00:40:32.460 --> 00:40:34.860
I think because it's like I'm a dad now. It's like, yo,
866
00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:36.420
that's crazy.
867
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:41.199
You just took him. Well.
868
00:40:41.420 --> 00:40:43.869
And I can't even be around him. I spend no time,
869
00:40:43.949 --> 00:40:47.889
no real time with him to teach him nothing, man. Well,
870
00:40:48.230 --> 00:40:48.610
in the.
871
00:40:48.510 --> 00:40:57.590
Case of four-month-old DeQuindre, Tyrone, DeQuindre is related to your dynasty.
872
00:40:58.260 --> 00:41:00.969
You are not the father.
873
00:41:01.929 --> 00:41:04.760
Well, the fuck, bitch?
874
00:41:05.619 --> 00:41:07.360
Oh, and that's enough. Oh, yeah, that's enough.
875
00:41:07.380 --> 00:41:09.960
That's enough one that a nigga be ready to fight with.
876
00:41:09.980 --> 00:41:14.940
I ain't the daddy. He's still my son. He's still
877
00:41:14.980 --> 00:41:16.380
gonna be my son. No, he ain't.
878
00:41:20.510 --> 00:41:23.269
See Maury and them don't tell you the.
879
00:41:23.110 --> 00:41:26.329
Other side of that shit where nigga be like yo
880
00:41:26.349 --> 00:41:28.179
that's still my son and then I do find out
881
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:31.360
that that's his kid and be like nah nigga that's
882
00:41:31.420 --> 00:41:32.320
my son.
883
00:41:33.659 --> 00:41:39.019
Well yikes yikes on bikes what's something your ex still
884
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:40.039
doesn't know that you did I.
885
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:47.269
Collect this fringe like the Avengers line up Jesus Now,
886
00:41:47.309 --> 00:41:49.030
do you mean you just broke his friendships up or
887
00:41:49.050 --> 00:41:49.769
you was hunching?
888
00:41:50.130 --> 00:41:51.130
Because, you know.
889
00:41:51.269 --> 00:41:53.530
I think she sound like Thanos. Had them all like
890
00:41:53.590 --> 00:41:54.699
infinity stones.
891
00:41:56.840 --> 00:42:00.179
And then they did that snap and their friendship never existed.
892
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:00.900
Well.
893
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:04.929
Damn. Because we got to stop. We do got to
894
00:42:04.949 --> 00:42:07.469
stop using our cootie cats to get revenge, y'all. No.
895
00:42:07.489 --> 00:42:08.670
But, I mean, I get it.
896
00:42:08.989 --> 00:42:09.389
No, no, no.
897
00:42:09.429 --> 00:42:12.730
But who's to say she even used them? You used them,
898
00:42:12.769 --> 00:42:13.590
little cooch kitten.
899
00:42:14.570 --> 00:42:17.559
I mean, to be honest, what she could have done
900
00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:22.400
was set, like, set his, like, his friends up with, like,
901
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:23.679
a girl he hated or something.
902
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:27.380
No, not even that. You know how niggas just like, yo,
903
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:28.880
you just got to have, like, a nice.
904
00:42:28.639 --> 00:42:29.539
Sister on your friendship.
905
00:42:29.579 --> 00:42:31.360
I'm like, yeah, because he told me about that time
906
00:42:31.739 --> 00:42:34.340
that you got burned by that girl. And he told
907
00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:36.460
me about this. And he told me what your mama
908
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:38.579
did to you when you was younger. And he told
909
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:40.480
me about this. I didn't tell every goddamn thing.
910
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:40.840
I'm sorry.
911
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:43.460
You know, because that one time y'all was supposed to
912
00:42:43.500 --> 00:42:46.619
go play basketball, right? But he actually stopped hanging out
913
00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:48.360
with you to go out with his other friend that
914
00:42:48.380 --> 00:42:52.550
you didn't like, that you told him was actually fucking
915
00:42:52.570 --> 00:42:53.130
you over.
916
00:42:53.150 --> 00:42:56.989
But that was his homeboy. Oh, and your high school
917
00:42:57.010 --> 00:42:58.369
girlfriend who dumped you out of nowhere?
918
00:42:59.309 --> 00:42:59.800
He was fucking her.
919
00:42:59.809 --> 00:43:01.269
Yeah, that was him. He was fucking her. That's why
920
00:43:01.289 --> 00:43:01.730
she did it.
921
00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:05.519
So Ty let's get some coffee let's keep talking remember
922
00:43:05.539 --> 00:43:08.650
that one time your car broke down like an hour
923
00:43:08.690 --> 00:43:11.349
from home and he was like around the corner at
924
00:43:11.389 --> 00:43:13.070
the bank and said he couldn't make it he was
925
00:43:13.110 --> 00:43:16.099
at an appointment he was laid up with his sister.
926
00:43:15.909 --> 00:43:18.889
He was maybe for three years he.
927
00:43:18.650 --> 00:43:22.449
Was cheating on me with her what the fuck yo
928
00:43:22.829 --> 00:43:24.329
and remember that one time your car got into the
929
00:43:24.389 --> 00:43:27.429
accident you came back from out of town and your
930
00:43:27.469 --> 00:43:29.920
car had a big ass dent on the side you
931
00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:31.699
know that nigga got the spare key he drove it
932
00:43:32.219 --> 00:43:32.619
and tried to.
933
00:43:32.579 --> 00:43:36.940
Park it thinking you wouldn't know what the fuck damn.
934
00:43:36.460 --> 00:43:41.230
Yo remember that one time remember that one time at
935
00:43:41.269 --> 00:43:44.090
band camp remember that one time with your mother he
936
00:43:44.130 --> 00:43:46.510
came to the house You know, for the family barbecue,
937
00:43:46.530 --> 00:43:48.090
can we hear you talking to your mother for a while?
938
00:43:49.909 --> 00:43:54.570
You need me to merge them up. I'm sorry. I
939
00:43:54.590 --> 00:43:56.210
couldn't be with somebody else. I just found out this
940
00:43:56.250 --> 00:43:57.949
all recently. I just found out last week.
941
00:43:58.130 --> 00:43:58.429
Yeah.
942
00:43:59.409 --> 00:44:03.929
I didn't know. I happened to find his journal. You know.
943
00:44:03.949 --> 00:44:08.880
If you want proof. Can you imagine? Read it for yourself.
944
00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:10.679
I'm not making this up. I have no reason to lie.
945
00:44:10.699 --> 00:44:16.659
What do I gain from this? That's... You want to go?
946
00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:18.440
Or you need to go talk to them?
947
00:44:18.460 --> 00:44:22.880
That's what I'm saying. She probably just started Jedi mind
948
00:44:22.900 --> 00:44:26.059
tricking these niggas like that. News at 11.
949
00:44:26.059 --> 00:44:27.840
Like, damn, bro.
950
00:44:30.309 --> 00:44:33.969
She collected all them niggas like infinity stones and then
951
00:44:34.010 --> 00:44:36.469
snapped them. You ain't never existed, bro.
952
00:44:36.489 --> 00:44:38.929
They don't even fuck with you, yo. Remember that time
953
00:44:38.949 --> 00:44:40.320
you got that STD in high school?
954
00:44:40.780 --> 00:44:43.199
Damn. And then this bitch talk about some shit she
955
00:44:43.239 --> 00:44:46.960
ain't even never seen, but she wasn't even a part of. Yeah.
956
00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:48.280
The girl that gave it to you?
957
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:49.340
She got it from him.
958
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:53.880
That's, that's, that's political. You ain't hear this next part
959
00:44:53.920 --> 00:45:01.730
from me, but I don't know. Remember the gay boy
960
00:45:01.769 --> 00:45:06.500
Antonio that lived down the street from you? And your
961
00:45:06.539 --> 00:45:09.320
friend kept coming down the.
962
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:11.570
Street to your house from that way even though he
963
00:45:11.610 --> 00:45:16.369
lived the other direction across town? I ain't gonna say nothing,
964
00:45:16.409 --> 00:45:20.360
but he made a little pitch. He made a little pitch.
965
00:45:20.420 --> 00:45:22.480
He made a little pitch.
966
00:45:22.699 --> 00:45:23.699
I mean, from what I heard, what.
967
00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:26.059
He told me was a mouth was a mouth. You know,
968
00:45:26.079 --> 00:45:30.750
he does like it. Like his balls jiggle. A man
969
00:45:30.789 --> 00:45:31.510
knows a man's body.
970
00:45:31.530 --> 00:45:37.880
Ah! Yeah, but, you know, I'm good with that information.
971
00:45:37.889 --> 00:45:40.940
You know, I've dated bisexual men before. It's not really
972
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:41.980
a big thing.
973
00:45:41.619 --> 00:45:45.059
For me, but he knows that, you know, he told
974
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:46.519
me that you and Antonio had a thing.
975
00:45:46.539 --> 00:45:47.039
Oh, what?
976
00:45:47.059 --> 00:45:47.579
You're straight?
977
00:45:48.300 --> 00:45:48.860
Oh, shit.
978
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:50.480
That's not what he told me. He said you tried
979
00:45:50.500 --> 00:45:52.690
to come up to him. He said you the one
980
00:45:52.710 --> 00:45:54.070
that made him curious in the first place.
981
00:45:54.730 --> 00:45:55.869
What the fuck?
982
00:45:55.889 --> 00:45:56.510
What happened?
983
00:45:56.690 --> 00:45:57.010
Oh, no.
984
00:45:57.309 --> 00:45:58.090
So, wait, that's not true?
985
00:45:58.110 --> 00:46:01.210
Y'all didn't, y'all didn't knock him down together?
986
00:46:01.230 --> 00:46:01.289
No.
987
00:46:02.119 --> 00:46:02.769
What?
988
00:46:02.869 --> 00:46:05.550
And I whooped. Oh, wow. I mean, that's what he
989
00:46:05.570 --> 00:46:13.280
told me. I mean, what? You know. Well, but you
990
00:46:13.300 --> 00:46:14.980
didn't hear that from me. Well, I got to have
991
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:19.380
a nail appointment. So good to see you. Always a pleasure.
992
00:46:19.420 --> 00:46:20.039
Always a pleasure.
993
00:46:20.139 --> 00:46:21.980

994
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:23.179
Wait a minute, bitch.
995
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:24.699
Wait a minute, bitch.
996
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:28.329
Don't, don't, don't you just walk off.
997
00:46:28.369 --> 00:46:30.130
Y'all just lay your shit on a nigga like that
998
00:46:30.150 --> 00:46:32.030
and just be like, oh, I got a nail appointment.
999
00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:33.090
No, we don't sit.
1000
00:46:32.989 --> 00:46:33.510
Down and talk.
1001
00:46:34.349 --> 00:46:34.849
We did talk.
1002
00:46:35.090 --> 00:46:35.889
No, no, bitch.
1003
00:46:35.949 --> 00:46:37.590
You won't tell me every motherfucking thing.
1004
00:46:37.610 --> 00:46:39.630
I just did. And then you won't say what you said.
1005
00:46:39.650 --> 00:46:41.050
I said, oh, wow.
1006
00:46:41.130 --> 00:46:42.329
And then what he said.
1007
00:46:42.349 --> 00:46:46.599
It's just so comfortable. He trusted me. He cheated to
1008
00:46:46.619 --> 00:46:49.380
me and lied. You know, he can't be trusted by anybody.
1009
00:46:51.300 --> 00:46:54.360
Now, I want to know your name, man. Remember that
1010
00:46:54.380 --> 00:46:56.539
parking ticket you got that one time? No, fuck that.
1011
00:46:58.949 --> 00:47:03.610
Why you say all that? Now, now, now, now, now, now.
1012
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.929
Why you say all that? Now, I don't believe you.
1013
00:47:07.940 --> 00:47:11.360
Because you say he cheated a lot. I figured you
1014
00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:12.099
would say that.
1015
00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:14.760
Well, I mean, you don't have to believe me. But
1016
00:47:14.989 --> 00:47:17.010
what reason do I have? But you know me. You've
1017
00:47:17.050 --> 00:47:18.750
known me. You've known me longer than you've known him.
1018
00:47:19.050 --> 00:47:20.929
Why would I lie to you? Here's the login to
1019
00:47:20.969 --> 00:47:23.550
his iCloud. You can see the text messages for yourself.
1020
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:25.800
Well, I wish you the best.
1021
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:27.619
By the time he found out I'm the one that
1022
00:47:27.659 --> 00:47:29.659
told you I've been in two states and changed my
1023
00:47:29.699 --> 00:47:30.260
goddamn name.
1024
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:32.400
But the fucked up part about this whole situation, brother,
1025
00:47:32.460 --> 00:47:33.719
is she could be totally lying.
1026
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:37.960
She planted the seed. That's all you need to fuck
1027
00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:44.170
somebody up. That was too... It was too... Convincing. Detailed.
1028
00:47:44.510 --> 00:47:48.110
And something in there actually happened.
1029
00:47:48.710 --> 00:47:51.329
And I'll be hating that shit because you be watching
1030
00:47:51.369 --> 00:47:54.110
old TV and shit and then you be like, I mean,
1031
00:47:54.130 --> 00:47:55.989
but what if I'm not?
1032
00:47:57.429 --> 00:47:59.389
The world may never know. Next one.
1033
00:48:00.690 --> 00:48:02.739
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1034
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:06.360
I scrubbed his toothbrush in the toilet before I left.
1035
00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:08.820
Well, then you got the cock mouth.
1036
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:18.230
There's always shit coming out your mouth and shit going in.
1037
00:48:18.289 --> 00:48:28.789
Fuck you. Damn, y'all like shit. That's a way to
1038
00:48:28.809 --> 00:48:30.449
have a shitty day. Nope.
1039
00:48:35.630 --> 00:48:37.190
Next one.
1040
00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:39.570
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1041
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:43.099
She logged into her Netflix on my TV that she
1042
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:46.360
shared with her parents too and ended up making a profile.
1043
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:46.659
Under our name.
1044
00:48:47.139 --> 00:48:49.639
When we split up and she moved out, I changed
1045
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.219
my name to the one that got away.
1046
00:48:51.659 --> 00:48:53.019
And change my picture to me.
1047
00:48:52.989 --> 00:48:57.210
In another one.
1048
00:48:57.889 --> 00:49:03.130
That was Patty. I like Patty. Who's that bitch?
1049
00:49:04.329 --> 00:49:10.440
Who? That's a great thing to say. You're pretty dumb.
1050
00:49:10.460 --> 00:49:13.960
You don't want to tell your family. You just feel
1051
00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:15.510
like y'all broke up.
1052
00:49:15.510 --> 00:49:16.239
That's all mine.
1053
00:49:16.539 --> 00:49:20.659
That's what I hate myself off to this day. I'll
1054
00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:27.639
do everything The whole shebang bang no, no, that's insane details.
1055
00:49:28.699 --> 00:49:31.369
Yeah, oh yeah, oh my presentation is.
1056
00:49:37.510 --> 00:49:37.949
Next one.
1057
00:49:39.090 --> 00:49:40.969
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1058
00:49:42.030 --> 00:49:43.840
He always knew that I was attracted to black guys,
1059
00:49:43.900 --> 00:49:45.400
and that was his biggest insecurity.
1060
00:49:46.059 --> 00:49:47.800
As soon as I left him, I got with three.
1061
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:52.039
Hey.
1062
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:54.940
He said, I don't know.
1063
00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:55.420
I'm sorry.
1064
00:49:55.480 --> 00:49:57.260
I feel like that would be something.
1065
00:49:57.280 --> 00:49:59.440
Don't be using us to piss people off, man.
1066
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.849
Because you was actually attracted to black men in the
1067
00:50:02.889 --> 00:50:03.769
first goddamn thing.
1068
00:50:03.809 --> 00:50:05.449
They're calm. They're calm.
1069
00:50:14.420 --> 00:50:17.710
Don't be fantasizing about this shit, folks.
1070
00:50:18.250 --> 00:50:28.010
Next one. What's something your ex still doesn't know that
1071
00:50:28.030 --> 00:50:28.369
you did?
1072
00:50:28.389 --> 00:50:31.449
I turned the Wi-Fi off when I can't even really
1073
00:50:31.469 --> 00:50:33.590
get into his video game.
1074
00:50:33.780 --> 00:50:37.659
That's some petty shit I did. In the middle of
1075
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:39.539
GTA Online, you in the middle of a raid, and
1076
00:50:39.579 --> 00:50:41.820
all of a sudden, FUCKING WHITE SIZE OUT AGAIN!
1077
00:50:42.019 --> 00:50:42.480
SHIT!
1078
00:50:42.599 --> 00:50:44.940
Yo, I accidentally- You done got blowed up for some
1079
00:50:44.980 --> 00:50:47.119
more shit. I accidentally stepped on a surge protector and
1080
00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:50.579
turned all that shit off. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I tripped.
1081
00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:53.480
What if that nigga was playing for some bread, yo?
1082
00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:57.039
Well, I know. I know, I know. Your days.
1083
00:50:57.059 --> 00:51:01.199
Yo, he pranked me, that nigga pranked me, close to
1084
00:51:01.219 --> 00:51:04.280
getting like 25 bands, and then it's like, yo.
1085
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:07.469
The light go off. You better go to DoorDash. I
1086
00:51:08.670 --> 00:51:12.030
hope they tip them big. Go out to the rich neighborhoods.
1087
00:51:12.150 --> 00:51:12.710
Damn.
1088
00:51:13.210 --> 00:51:15.070
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1089
00:51:15.090 --> 00:51:18.349
I was the one that signed him up for Scientology.
1090
00:51:18.750 --> 00:51:22.480
What the fuck?
1091
00:51:22.539 --> 00:51:27.119
I signed him up for Scientology, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the APS.
1092
00:51:27.219 --> 00:51:31.219
I had to put his name on the list.
1093
00:51:31.239 --> 00:51:35.070
That's the motherfucking sabbatical. I done all kinds of shit, though.
1094
00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:41.789
Signed him up in samples of Viagra.
1095
00:51:42.230 --> 00:51:44.829
It's a conflict of interest.
1096
00:51:45.150 --> 00:51:50.250
Because he's a part of 12 different religions.
1097
00:51:51.030 --> 00:51:56.469
Well, these spam numbers keep calling me. Are you ready
1098
00:51:56.510 --> 00:51:58.079
to hear about the Red of the Lord? Next one.
1099
00:52:00.900 --> 00:52:02.599
Are you ready for Jehovah's return?
1100
00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:03.679
What the fuck?
1101
00:52:03.800 --> 00:52:04.530
If you're not.
1102
00:52:06.250 --> 00:52:08.250
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1103
00:52:09.670 --> 00:52:11.489
When I finally told my dad that he put his
1104
00:52:11.510 --> 00:52:13.869
hands on me, my dad came and moved me out
1105
00:52:13.889 --> 00:52:16.809
in two hours. But not before I pissed in his
1106
00:52:16.809 --> 00:52:19.349
$ 300 Scottish whiskey and put it back on the shelf.
1107
00:52:21.659 --> 00:52:28.199
That's a little tart. That's a bad bag. Shit got
1108
00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:35.039
a little funky to it. I think that's the episode timing.
1109
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:37.280
A bad batch.
1110
00:52:39.730 --> 00:52:41.650
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1111
00:52:42.889 --> 00:52:44.730
I've been using his gas room as soon as he
1112
00:52:44.769 --> 00:52:46.610
goes up a nice bounce.
1113
00:52:47.530 --> 00:52:47.989
That's too weird.
1114
00:52:48.070 --> 00:52:55.619
I almost get fouled off her game every time. 1-0-5-5-5-9-3-9-5.
1115
00:52:55.880 --> 00:52:59.449
You have a dollar and ten cents off per gallon.
1116
00:53:00.090 --> 00:53:21.510
Now that's some diabolical shit. Why the fuck you didn't
1117
00:53:21.530 --> 00:53:23.110
ever get no money off with the day it take?
1118
00:53:23.210 --> 00:53:25.369
I'm staying, John. He never got no deal.
1119
00:53:25.869 --> 00:53:26.590
I'm staying, John.
1120
00:53:26.670 --> 00:53:28.429
I'm never getting no money off. I'll be right at
1121
00:53:28.449 --> 00:53:28.989
the show like.
1122
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:33.420
Ten cents off?
1123
00:53:33.980 --> 00:53:36.880
Nigga, I didn't go like five dollars for crushing this mother.
1124
00:53:36.900 --> 00:53:38.380
Why you got ten cents off?
1125
00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:39.739
Jesus.
1126
00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:47.530
Oh, have mercy, Lord. I sure did use the shit
1127
00:53:47.590 --> 00:53:49.909
on that nigga who was. Fifty cents off?
1128
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:59.980
What's something your ex still doesn't know that.
1129
00:54:01.380 --> 00:54:02.340
You did?
1130
00:54:02.380 --> 00:54:05.880
What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
1131
00:54:21.940 --> 00:54:23.820
I hung out with his brother every time we broke up.
1132
00:54:24.329 --> 00:54:26.510
Flash forward, we are together now with two kids.
1133
00:54:26.690 --> 00:54:27.150
Oh, shit.
1134
00:54:27.190 --> 00:54:36.139
Tell him you want his last name to marry his brother.
1135
00:54:36.219 --> 00:54:37.420
Your brother-in-law, that's fine.
1136
00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:39.340
Well.
1137
00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:44.800
She kept her promise. She got your last name. It
1138
00:54:44.820 --> 00:54:50.750
wasn't from you. Oh, well. So cliche.
1139
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:52.619
What?
1140
00:54:53.980 --> 00:54:57.900
Then you got to see me at all the family reunions.
1141
00:54:58.119 --> 00:55:04.179
Yeah, the family gets divided. Speaking of brothers, what's something
1142
00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:06.599
your ex still doesn't know that you did? That's between
1143
00:55:06.619 --> 00:55:07.940
me and his identical twin brother.
1144
00:55:13.750 --> 00:55:14.269
How do you know?
1145
00:55:14.329 --> 00:55:16.849
How do you know? I mean, look, I didn't cheat
1146
00:55:16.989 --> 00:55:17.269
on you.
1147
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:22.940
Technically.
1148
00:55:23.300 --> 00:55:27.250
I mean, technically, no, because every time I was in
1149
00:55:27.269 --> 00:55:29.030
the throes of passion, it was with you.
1150
00:55:29.090 --> 00:55:32.349
I saw your face. Like, it was there every time.
1151
00:55:34.010 --> 00:55:36.440
You are the only face I've ever been to. And
1152
00:55:36.460 --> 00:55:38.260
that concludes question of the week. That's my kind of girl,
1153
00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:42.579
you know? Mm-hmm.
1154
00:55:42.619 --> 00:55:42.920
Mm-hmm.
1155
00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:46.139
Yeah, that one was good. It goes up there with
1156
00:55:46.219 --> 00:55:50.570
the Amazon shit. And it's like, yo, You got people
1157
00:55:50.590 --> 00:55:54.239
that know the information. Like, all the information.
1158
00:55:54.340 --> 00:55:58.480
I'm sending samples to y'all. Niagara, Cialis.
1159
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:02.820
How would you.
1160
00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:06.010
Help them? They don't think you got a problem. No, baby.
1161
00:56:06.949 --> 00:56:13.090
And then... No, it's over. Geritol. Not Geritol.
1162
00:56:13.170 --> 00:56:16.269
Before we get to... The Q & A segment. We
1163
00:56:16.530 --> 00:56:18.269
want to take a little time and say rest in
1164
00:56:18.309 --> 00:56:19.809
peace to an absolute legend.
1165
00:56:20.090 --> 00:56:21.230
Who that? Mr.
1166
00:56:21.590 --> 00:56:26.570
Mike Wright, a.k.a. Eddie King Jr. All these years, I
1167
00:56:26.590 --> 00:56:29.130
thought his name was Eddie King. It was Eddie King.
1168
00:56:29.690 --> 00:56:32.250
But the way he said it, Kang.
1169
00:56:32.690 --> 00:56:33.269
Kang.
1170
00:56:34.070 --> 00:56:36.489
Rest in peace to a legend. No, he's like this.
1171
00:56:36.869 --> 00:56:43.139
That wasn't even his only role. I wish raindrops would fall.
1172
00:56:44.980 --> 00:56:51.199
Sugar Hill, Money Talks. This man was a legend. Our
1173
00:56:51.219 --> 00:56:54.559
condolences to his family. And I will be watching The
1174
00:56:54.579 --> 00:56:56.699
Five Puppies and Your Honor at some point this weekend
1175
00:56:56.719 --> 00:56:59.409
because it's one of my favorite movies anyway.
1176
00:56:59.989 --> 00:57:03.110
Is there a point? Is there a point? Okay.
1177
00:57:03.170 --> 00:57:06.789
By the time y'all see this, it would have been
1178
00:57:07.429 --> 00:57:09.630
a few weeks since it actually happened, but.
1179
00:57:11.110 --> 00:57:24.469
It happened the day before we recorded this episode. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.
1180
00:57:24.489 --> 00:57:24.750
Yeah.
1181
00:57:24.829 --> 00:57:29.369
All right. All right.
1182
00:57:29.590 --> 00:57:35.289
Before we get started, if you have any questions, comments,
1183
00:57:35.309 --> 00:57:39.909
topic ideas, any events, any rants, or anything else that
1184
00:57:39.929 --> 00:57:40.829
you want to hear on this.
1185
00:57:40.710 --> 00:57:45.050
Handball case, let us know. Y'all got some movies y'all
1186
00:57:45.070 --> 00:57:48.329
want us to watch? TV show? Don't give us no
1187
00:57:48.369 --> 00:57:53.590
shit with like 92 seasons. Documentaries. We ain't done a
1188
00:57:53.590 --> 00:57:55.010
true crime episode in the round. I know I done
1189
00:57:55.050 --> 00:57:56.769
said that the last few episodes. We gon' find out
1190
00:57:56.789 --> 00:57:58.809
some true crime. Y'all think I might got a little something,
1191
00:57:58.829 --> 00:58:03.349
something for us. Or anything else you want to hear?
1192
00:58:03.650 --> 00:58:05.369
You want to vent? You want to rant? You want
1193
00:58:05.409 --> 00:58:06.760
to just talk to somebody, honey?
1194
00:58:08.219 --> 00:58:08.590
Reach out.
1195
00:58:09.420 --> 00:58:12.500
You can reach us via email. We are askwanderpawd at gmail.com.
1196
00:58:12.619 --> 00:58:20.199
That is A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com. We are all over Beyonce's internet.
1197
00:58:21.300 --> 00:58:26.269
On Blue Ivy's Wi-Fi. Ruby's IP address. Sir's main prank.
1198
00:58:26.690 --> 00:58:29.769
Jay-Z on the ad, man. Mama Tina at the back, baby.
1199
00:58:29.889 --> 00:58:30.309
Gumbo.
1200
00:58:30.909 --> 00:58:33.130
Advice to the designer, though, bitch. Baby, you ain't gonna
1201
00:58:33.150 --> 00:58:35.030
act like Mama Tina ain't been that girl.
1202
00:58:35.630 --> 00:58:36.190
She be different.
1203
00:58:36.210 --> 00:58:37.210
Miss Tina be busy, y'all.
1204
00:58:37.489 --> 00:58:40.219
Been that girl. Hair, outfits. It's more stuff.
1205
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:44.559
You can't mind between me. Any salons is in the back.
1206
00:58:44.980 --> 00:58:45.980
On go.
1207
00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:57.550
My fellow cancer sister.
1208
00:58:58.010 --> 00:58:59.869
Let us know if you want to be anonymous, if
1209
00:58:59.889 --> 00:59:02.710
you want to use a pseudonym, if you want to
1210
00:59:02.849 --> 00:59:05.829
use first name, last initial, or vice versa.
1211
00:59:06.190 --> 00:59:08.590
Just your initials. If you want to be a superhero
1212
00:59:08.610 --> 00:59:15.880
this week, hey, if you identify as a tree, if
1213
00:59:16.059 --> 00:59:18.500
you identify as a teddy bear named Fluffington.
1214
00:59:26.449 --> 00:59:28.829

1215
00:59:28.889 --> 00:59:32.230

1216
00:59:32.269 --> 00:59:37.090

1217
00:59:37.179 --> 00:59:39.920
.
1218
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:49.960
Joggers. Summer, spring, fall. Who going to check you, boo?
1219
00:59:54.309 --> 00:59:57.369
We are starting out on one of our favorite threads.
1220
00:59:59.889 --> 01:00:04.610
Our homegirl, Ms. Underscore Parker for real. Hey, Ms. Parker. Hey, Ms.
1221
01:00:04.650 --> 01:00:04.969
Parker.
1222
01:00:04.989 --> 01:00:08.650
Make sure if y'all not already following her, take your
1223
01:00:08.710 --> 01:00:09.449
ass over there.
1224
01:00:09.969 --> 01:00:14.099
Follow, like, comment, and whatever else. Okay? Okay.
1225
01:00:15.860 --> 01:00:19.320
This is one of her confession threads. It's not her confession.
1226
01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:24.340
It's my secret. Cute, cute, cute ursha. Mm-hmm.
1227
01:00:24.380 --> 01:00:29.300
Put that on everything. Because the tickets were reasonable, and
1228
01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:30.039
they come in a bowl.
1229
01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:30.909
So, yeah.
1230
01:00:31.889 --> 01:00:36.730
Anyway, confession. It starts right here. Here we go.
1231
01:00:37.550 --> 01:00:40.610
My mother left everything to me. The house, the savings,
1232
01:00:40.730 --> 01:00:43.230
the car, everything. She told me to split it with
1233
01:00:43.269 --> 01:00:46.329
my sister. While going through my mom's personal items, I
1234
01:00:46.349 --> 01:00:49.070
found my sister's original birth certificate and a letter that
1235
01:00:49.110 --> 01:00:53.079
explained that my sister is actually my mom's niece. Her
1236
01:00:53.099 --> 01:00:56.079
mom died of an overdose. I just thought she was
1237
01:00:56.119 --> 01:00:59.599
my big sister. Apparently my sister doesn't know. Should I
1238
01:00:59.659 --> 01:01:02.250
keep all of the inheritance since she's not really my sister?
1239
01:01:02.809 --> 01:01:04.389
I feel like it's not fair to give her my
1240
01:01:04.449 --> 01:01:05.110
mom's money.
1241
01:01:05.369 --> 01:01:07.889
Am I wrong for my feelings? Girl, fuck you. That's
1242
01:01:07.909 --> 01:01:10.929
not your place. Fuck you. That's not your place. Fuck you.
1243
01:01:10.989 --> 01:01:12.929
Because you would have never known had you not found
1244
01:01:12.949 --> 01:01:13.429
that letter.
1245
01:01:13.469 --> 01:01:15.469
And clearly your mother saw her as her daughter. She
1246
01:01:15.530 --> 01:01:18.900
raised her as such. And maybe she probably should have
1247
01:01:18.920 --> 01:01:20.960
left everything to her. Because she probably would have been
1248
01:01:21.019 --> 01:01:21.670
fair with it.
1249
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:22.260
Fair.
1250
01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:22.360
Fair.
1251
01:01:22.699 --> 01:01:26.880
Girl, jump up a rabbit's butt. See, money brings out
1252
01:01:26.900 --> 01:01:29.019
the evil in people.
1253
01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:29.460
What?
1254
01:01:29.539 --> 01:01:31.440
Jump up a rabbit's butt?
1255
01:01:31.960 --> 01:01:32.239
Yes.
1256
01:01:32.519 --> 01:01:36.139
Because, matter of fact, jump up a worm's ass. That's small.
1257
01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:41.079
Because why would you do that to that girl? Clearly
1258
01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:41.719
your mother, and.
1259
01:01:41.719 --> 01:01:43.980
I feel you seem like a petty bitch who won't
1260
01:01:44.019 --> 01:01:45.780
tell her that your mother wasn't really her mother and
1261
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:46.920
that's not your fucking place.
1262
01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:49.699
Now, do she deserve to know? Absolutely, but it's not
1263
01:01:49.739 --> 01:01:52.699
your place. Maybe your mother should have told her before
1264
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:56.570
she went on to glory. But, yeah, she raised that
1265
01:01:56.610 --> 01:01:59.309
girl as her child. She told you to split it
1266
01:01:59.329 --> 01:02:02.050
with her, and that's what you should do. That's what
1267
01:02:02.070 --> 01:02:03.750
you should do. Because it sounds like you're only telling
1268
01:02:03.789 --> 01:02:05.909
her to be petty. Exactly. Or using it as a
1269
01:02:05.949 --> 01:02:08.190
justification to not give her money. Exactly.
1270
01:02:08.210 --> 01:02:08.949
You dirty bitch.
1271
01:02:09.250 --> 01:02:09.489
Right.
1272
01:02:11.110 --> 01:02:11.539
Could you hold it?
1273
01:02:11.550 --> 01:02:14.170
What do you mean, can you hold it?
1274
01:02:14.510 --> 01:02:15.570
Hey, hold it.
1275
01:02:15.800 --> 01:02:17.900
Your mom should have put something legal in place, though.
1276
01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.860
I will say that she should have put it in
1277
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:20.900
the will or something like that.
1278
01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:24.139
Maybe she died suddenly. Who knows? But this would have
1279
01:02:24.300 --> 01:02:24.969
killed all of that.
1280
01:02:25.739 --> 01:02:28.130
One thing I would say you could do, if you
1281
01:02:28.150 --> 01:02:29.809
have a lick of sense, which you clearly know by
1282
01:02:29.889 --> 01:02:32.670
asking this question, opposing this question, give her her birth
1283
01:02:32.710 --> 01:02:34.610
certificate and the proof that you found and let her
1284
01:02:34.630 --> 01:02:35.909
do with it what she chooses.
1285
01:02:36.329 --> 01:02:39.119
But the money should be split the way it is.
1286
01:02:39.130 --> 01:02:41.889
She told you that it should be split. She raised her. Yeah.
1287
01:02:42.650 --> 01:02:45.389
That's not your fucking place. You dirty bitch.
1288
01:02:45.409 --> 01:02:47.190
And if I found out you did something like that
1289
01:02:47.210 --> 01:02:49.429
to me, I'd beat you down. I promise you I would.
1290
01:02:50.510 --> 01:02:51.650
Well, make it so hard for you.
1291
01:02:51.769 --> 01:02:54.409
If you found out information, the money was supposed to
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01:02:54.429 --> 01:02:55.889
be split, there is no one in place to be
1293
01:02:55.909 --> 01:02:58.610
asked to go to court and be probated, you'll probably
1294
01:02:58.690 --> 01:03:00.409
lose all the money you were in legal fees.
1295
01:03:00.449 --> 01:03:01.739
I wish the mother would have put something in place
1296
01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:03.320
that said if you tried to fight the sister on
1297
01:03:03.380 --> 01:03:05.099
any damn thing, they ought to have made clear everything
1298
01:03:05.119 --> 01:03:06.079
what it was to the sister.
1299
01:03:06.260 --> 01:03:08.619
And I feel your selfish ass without nothing. You the
1300
01:03:08.659 --> 01:03:09.079
dirty bitch.
1301
01:03:09.099 --> 01:03:11.940
Please make sure you're offending. That's the thing. I think
1302
01:03:11.960 --> 01:03:14.320
we've done a couple of stories like this and Please
1303
01:03:14.380 --> 01:03:18.500
make sure your affairs are in order because that shows
1304
01:03:18.519 --> 01:03:21.079
you people and motivation.
1305
01:03:21.579 --> 01:03:25.980
Money changes people and the people around you. That's what
1306
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:28.510
I felt, man. You dirty bitch.
1307
01:03:28.530 --> 01:03:31.449
I said it.
1308
01:03:32.550 --> 01:03:34.989
Ain't get balled in. Ain't get balled in ass, man.
1309
01:03:35.090 --> 01:03:35.849
You dirty bitch.
1310
01:03:43.679 --> 01:03:48.159
Speaking of, so I heard an interesting story on the radio,
1311
01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:53.769
Tic Tac yesterday. Apparently, it was the Tic Tac, probably.
1312
01:03:54.050 --> 01:03:58.769
Maybe it was the Instachat. Anywho, the way Shauna says it,
1313
01:03:59.150 --> 01:04:01.710
there was a woman somewhere down south. We might have
1314
01:04:01.730 --> 01:04:05.139
been South Carolina or North Carolina. Where she was in
1315
01:04:05.179 --> 01:04:07.550
a long-term relationship with a guy. I know what you're
1316
01:04:07.570 --> 01:04:10.469
talking about. But they were together for, I think, almost
1317
01:04:10.469 --> 01:04:13.050
30 years. They never got married. He actually helped raise
1318
01:04:13.230 --> 01:04:18.670
her three children. From the time her youngest child was
1319
01:04:18.690 --> 01:04:21.650
maybe a year or two old. And her children are
1320
01:04:21.670 --> 01:04:24.670
now in their 30s. That was her life partner. She
1321
01:04:24.690 --> 01:04:28.880
bought a house in cash before they actually met. And
1322
01:04:28.940 --> 01:04:32.420
when she closed on the house, she added his name
1323
01:04:32.480 --> 01:04:35.590
to the deal. So he would have a place to
1324
01:04:35.630 --> 01:04:39.750
live and call his own. He passed from an illness.
1325
01:04:40.670 --> 01:04:44.110
And the man's sister is now coming after the woman,
1326
01:04:44.210 --> 01:04:46.780
or she filed a lawsuit to force the woman to
1327
01:04:46.840 --> 01:04:49.860
sell the house so they can split the proceeds as
1328
01:04:49.900 --> 01:04:53.380
the sister is the executor of the man's estate. Because legally,
1329
01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:55.780
his name is on the deed and he owns half
1330
01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:56.380
of the property.
1331
01:04:56.420 --> 01:04:58.460
Despite the fact that... Despite the fact that he....
1332
01:05:02.869 --> 01:05:04.889
According to the lady, she put the money up for
1333
01:05:04.909 --> 01:05:07.429
the house, but she showed proof that the money that
1334
01:05:07.570 --> 01:05:10.610
was the down payment for the house was solely from
1335
01:05:10.650 --> 01:05:13.130
her account. And he was added to the title or
1336
01:05:13.150 --> 01:05:15.840
the deed after the fact. Because his name was on
1337
01:05:15.880 --> 01:05:19.739
the deed, he and his estate now own 50% of
1338
01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:20.099
the house.
1339
01:05:20.619 --> 01:05:22.360
And now she has to sell the house she's.
1340
01:05:22.239 --> 01:05:25.400
Lived in for 30 plus years to split the proceeds
1341
01:05:25.440 --> 01:05:26.460
with his estate.
1342
01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:28.619
I will sell the house to one of my kids
1343
01:05:29.590 --> 01:05:30.199
so I can keep it.
1344
01:05:32.110 --> 01:05:35.329
That could work, but she would still have to split
1345
01:05:35.349 --> 01:05:37.650
the proceeds from the sale with the estate.
1346
01:05:38.570 --> 01:05:41.130
At least she would still get to keep our house.
1347
01:05:41.309 --> 01:05:45.920
I think that's dirty as fuck. That's why I don't
1348
01:05:45.940 --> 01:05:48.300
believe in putting nobody's name on a goddamn thing if
1349
01:05:48.420 --> 01:05:51.860
you're not legally married. We're not legally married. Most states
1350
01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:55.659
do not recognize common law. I know somebody that's been
1351
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:56.400
together for about 34 years.
1352
01:05:56.420 --> 01:05:56.840
I don't know.
1353
01:05:59.889 --> 01:06:02.820
Yeah, about 30, 40 years. Never got married, which I
1354
01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:07.360
thought was crazy. Didn't raise the family and everything. And
1355
01:06:07.420 --> 01:06:09.619
I just think there's something that needs to be put
1356
01:06:09.739 --> 01:06:10.820
in place.
1357
01:06:11.139 --> 01:06:14.440
Maryland doesn't recognize common-law marriage, does it?
1358
01:06:14.519 --> 01:06:14.889
Nope.
1359
01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:18.130
Nope, because my dad and my stepmother was together for
1360
01:06:18.150 --> 01:06:22.369
20-something years before he died. But that woman got good
1361
01:06:22.409 --> 01:06:25.210
damn sense, and she didn't put his name on that house.
1362
01:06:25.289 --> 01:06:26.610
That's her house, so she didn't have to go through
1363
01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:29.829
all the damage when my father passed away. And then
1364
01:06:29.869 --> 01:06:31.130
he had the sense to put her on one of
1365
01:06:31.150 --> 01:06:35.570
the insurance pilots. So they made sure each other was
1366
01:06:35.610 --> 01:06:37.429
freaking covered at the end of the day.
1367
01:06:38.739 --> 01:06:40.360
But I don't blame them. But no, we ain't married.
1368
01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:43.440
I'm not putting your name on a goddamn thing. I'm not.
1369
01:06:45.059 --> 01:06:48.579
I'm not. Especially if you have children. Or like, depending on.
1370
01:06:48.579 --> 01:06:50.360
Put the kid's name on something or something so your
1371
01:06:50.380 --> 01:06:55.300
children will be covered. But yeah, I don't... I don't... Nah. Nah, sis,
1372
01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:57.500
you should have never put... I understand that y'all together
1373
01:06:57.519 --> 01:07:00.460
all the time. I would not have put his name
1374
01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:07.579
on that deed. I'd have made him a lease or something.
1375
01:07:07.599 --> 01:07:10.179
Yeah, a sublease, yeah. But I would never put his
1376
01:07:10.199 --> 01:07:10.760
name on a deed.
1377
01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:13.159
Because now she out of the house. She didn't spend
1378
01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:16.320
30 years building equity. And let's say she bought the
1379
01:07:16.340 --> 01:07:17.889
house for $ 200, 000. Let's say like $ 200, 000 30 years ago.
1380
01:07:17.900 --> 01:07:19.889
That house probably worth $ 600, 000, $ 700, 000 that you now have
1381
01:07:19.909 --> 01:07:20.820
to split with his estate.
1382
01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:27.380
That's insane. And she was like, well, I pay all
1383
01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:28.320
the bills. He lived here.
1384
01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:30.570
He contributed to, like, the cable bill and the lights.
1385
01:07:30.909 --> 01:07:32.929
But I paid the mortgage because the house, I bought
1386
01:07:32.949 --> 01:07:33.210
the house.
1387
01:07:33.250 --> 01:07:35.429
It's my house. But now you got to come up
1388
01:07:35.690 --> 01:07:38.710
off a hat. But that's the thing.
1389
01:07:38.750 --> 01:07:42.070
Like you said, like, if y'all ain't legally married, protect
1390
01:07:42.110 --> 01:07:43.150
yourself and your assets.
1391
01:07:43.170 --> 01:07:45.650
Like old times. All right.
1392
01:07:45.889 --> 01:07:47.190
That's good.
1393
01:07:47.210 --> 01:07:49.170
Moving over to one of Brandon's favorite grades.
1394
01:07:49.190 --> 01:07:49.610
Bullshit.
1395
01:07:52.289 --> 01:07:57.309
Six brown chicks, a.k.a. the six brown heifers, a.k.a. the smooth.
1396
01:07:59.489 --> 01:07:59.829
Shit.
1397
01:08:00.730 --> 01:08:03.360
My wife found out about my side chick and outside baby,
1398
01:08:03.909 --> 01:08:06.719
and she's trying to ruin my life. The more I apologize,
1399
01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:09.239
the angrier she gets, and she does petty shit to
1400
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:09.639
hurt me.
1401
01:08:10.039 --> 01:08:17.039
For example, she stole a concrete steps off my front porch.
1402
01:08:18.859 --> 01:08:21.119
My wife and her brother, who's a builder, tore up
1403
01:08:21.159 --> 01:08:23.539
the concrete on my front porch and replaced the stairs
1404
01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:28.689
with fake stairs. Basically, porch steps printed on cardboard. I
1405
01:08:28.729 --> 01:08:30.689
came home late from work and I took a step
1406
01:08:30.750 --> 01:08:32.890
on the fake cardboard and I fell straight through and
1407
01:08:32.909 --> 01:08:33.869
twisted my ankle.
1408
01:08:34.930 --> 01:08:37.590
I'm a security guard and I can't work now. I
1409
01:08:37.630 --> 01:08:38.369
can't even walk.
1410
01:08:38.930 --> 01:08:40.979
She took me off her health insurance and I can't
1411
01:08:41.020 --> 01:08:43.850
get no physical therapy services. I want to make it
1412
01:08:43.930 --> 01:08:45.800
up to her so she can take care of me
1413
01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:46.739
like she used to.
1414
01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:49.739
But she rejects me. Nigga, you don't want me to
1415
01:08:49.760 --> 01:08:55.090
touch it no more. That's what the fuck that is.
1416
01:08:55.210 --> 01:08:55.569
Oh, shit.
1417
01:08:55.869 --> 01:08:58.489
I hope somebody hit a ring camera. Remember, small takes
1418
01:08:58.590 --> 01:08:58.949
a ton.
1419
01:09:00.569 --> 01:09:03.770
He was like, oh, oh, oh, shit!
1420
01:09:13.970 --> 01:09:16.289
You're lucky all you twisted was your ankle, bookie, but...
1421
01:09:16.609 --> 01:09:18.829
And your pride. You'll be able to go back to
1422
01:09:18.850 --> 01:09:22.199
work the same. It ain't that serious. Oh, shit. Nobody
1423
01:09:22.220 --> 01:09:22.979
need no therapy.
1424
01:09:23.020 --> 01:09:25.439
Nobody need no physical therapy for no twisted ankle, bitch.
1425
01:09:25.460 --> 01:09:28.539
You better go on YouTube and find some exercise to get.
1426
01:09:28.399 --> 01:09:32.000
Your shit together. You better put a boot on and...
1427
01:09:31.819 --> 01:09:33.689
They printed some concrete on it.
1428
01:09:33.789 --> 01:09:34.350
Oh, shit.
1429
01:09:35.210 --> 01:09:39.689
Oh, that's funny. I like it. I liked it. Well,
1430
01:09:39.699 --> 01:09:41.810
first of all, how long was you working at Naples?
1431
01:09:41.829 --> 01:09:43.989
Were you working an 18-hour shift? Did Naples able to
1432
01:09:44.010 --> 01:09:47.550
come in, jackhammer, concrete steps? I mean, you'd be surprised.
1433
01:09:47.590 --> 01:09:48.529
You'd be surprised.
1434
01:09:49.850 --> 01:09:52.649
You'd be surprised how.
1435
01:09:52.689 --> 01:09:54.229
They came soon as he left. That could be an
1436
01:09:54.250 --> 01:09:57.020
eight-hour job. So, depending on how big the steps were,
1437
01:09:57.060 --> 01:09:57.520
they took.
1438
01:09:57.380 --> 01:10:02.789
Them out the door. And none of your neighbors was like, uh... Uh, Tony, they, uh,
1439
01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:05.050
they're taking your stuff, son. Yo, wait, no, I'm just, uh,
1440
01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:06.420
we don't have a place to live. You need to
1441
01:10:06.439 --> 01:10:08.609
work none of this stuff. Some famous department, mind it,
1442
01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:14.439
they probably don't like Tony-ass neither. Well, hey, uh... Okay.
1443
01:10:16.670 --> 01:10:18.989
It was fucked up. It was funnier than me.
1444
01:10:19.250 --> 01:10:21.430
Now you're limping around with a fucked-up ankle because you
1445
01:10:21.489 --> 01:10:22.649
have to step.
1446
01:10:23.850 --> 01:10:24.210
Okay.
1447
01:10:24.689 --> 01:10:26.909
What type of screen printing, uh, 3D printing did they
1448
01:10:26.970 --> 01:10:31.079
use to make the stuff look real? He said it
1449
01:10:31.119 --> 01:10:31.859
was dark outside.
1450
01:10:31.899 --> 01:10:34.659
So yeah, he probably just looked like he just stepped
1451
01:10:34.680 --> 01:10:35.520
like he would he.
1452
01:10:35.420 --> 01:10:39.140
Put that way all day they were straight No, no, no,
1453
01:10:39.159 --> 01:10:40.880
you know, this is great. No, this is great.
1454
01:10:40.899 --> 01:10:42.890
So, you know, he probably tried to hop that bitch
1455
01:10:42.930 --> 01:10:45.689
real like Oh and hop them went straight.
1456
01:10:45.869 --> 01:10:48.689
Oh He probably had to pee.
1457
01:10:49.310 --> 01:10:52.289
Oh, yeah, i'm sure he did at that point just released.
1458
01:10:53.770 --> 01:10:54.069
Oh shit.
1459
01:10:57.520 --> 01:11:07.170
What's next? Stand on six branches. My former roommate, Abby,
1460
01:11:07.470 --> 01:11:10.409
dated Martin when we were in college. He moved on
1461
01:11:10.729 --> 01:11:13.789
to me. Martin wasn't the dog she used to.
1462
01:11:16.850 --> 01:11:20.340
Martin wasn't the dog she used to complain about with me.
1463
01:11:20.359 --> 01:11:23.659
He was a great boyfriend. When I proposed to him,
1464
01:11:23.680 --> 01:11:27.029
he waited a few days and eventually said yes. We
1465
01:11:27.050 --> 01:11:29.369
were unsure about the situation and I gave Abby an
1466
01:11:29.430 --> 01:11:32.590
invite to our wedding. Two days before the wedding, someone
1467
01:11:32.609 --> 01:11:35.810
sent a beautifully decorated wooden box engraved with our names.
1468
01:11:36.449 --> 01:11:38.569
I opened the box and it was filled with bees.
1469
01:11:39.890 --> 01:11:43.430
Bees stung my face, neck, and hands. I'm allergic to bees.
1470
01:11:44.229 --> 01:11:46.770
My eyes and tongue were swollen. I spent my wedding
1471
01:11:46.810 --> 01:11:49.689
day in the ER. I know Abby did this, but I.
1472
01:11:49.689 --> 01:11:53.329
Can't prove it. Also, she sent me flowers, so maybe
1473
01:11:53.350 --> 01:11:54.130
she didn't do it.
1474
01:11:54.850 --> 01:11:57.779
Martin annulled everything and said he'll propose when he's ready.
1475
01:11:58.239 --> 01:12:00.819
Does this mean he'll propose to me when he's ready
1476
01:12:00.899 --> 01:12:04.319
or did he just dump me? Baby, I think Martin
1477
01:12:04.340 --> 01:12:06.100
might have sent you them bees. I don't think Martin
1478
01:12:06.119 --> 01:12:08.699
wanted to marry you. Because it took him a couple
1479
01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:11.539
days to tell you yes. I don't think Martin, I
1480
01:12:11.560 --> 01:12:14.300
don't think, I don't know. Abby may have done, Abby
1481
01:12:14.359 --> 01:12:15.369
and Martin may have done it.
1482
01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:17.750
I don't know. I don't know. It's nothing.
1483
01:12:17.850 --> 01:12:21.050
I think she sent, I think she sent the bees
1484
01:12:21.810 --> 01:12:23.229
and that shit scared him to fuck.
1485
01:12:24.130 --> 01:12:24.390
Straight.
1486
01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:26.380
Don't be surprised if he ends up back with Abby.
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01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:28.100
I wouldn't take his ass back. And if I did,
1488
01:12:28.140 --> 01:12:28.789
I would torture him.
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01:12:29.159 --> 01:12:32.270
Because he knows the type of shit she's capable of.
1490
01:12:32.279 --> 01:12:35.850
And that was probably of wanting to not just you,
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01:12:35.869 --> 01:12:37.350
but to him. And he was like, nah, I don't
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01:12:37.369 --> 01:12:39.850
want no smoke. If I got a peanut allergy, this
1493
01:12:39.869 --> 01:12:42.170
bitch will probably tape some peanut butter to my ass.
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01:12:43.029 --> 01:12:45.510
While I'm asleep. While I'm asleep. She's going to slip
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01:12:45.569 --> 01:12:48.930
a peanut in my fucking mouth while I'm asleep. Looking
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01:12:48.949 --> 01:12:51.899
like you got the fucking mumps. Face just locked up.
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01:12:51.939 --> 01:12:53.210
Locked the fuck up, dude.
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01:12:53.350 --> 01:12:56.909
Lookin' like Martin after Tommy Hearns with his ass. That's
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01:12:56.930 --> 01:12:58.489
what your ass look like. That's what you get for
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01:12:58.550 --> 01:13:00.409
humping behind your friend, you nasty hussy.
1501
01:13:01.069 --> 01:13:03.489
That's what you get. Nasty hussy. Man, you walk around
1502
01:13:03.510 --> 01:13:05.369
lookin' like Hitch with your stupid ass.
1503
01:13:06.850 --> 01:13:07.229
Oh, well.
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01:13:07.470 --> 01:13:11.109
That's what, I mean, that's.
1505
01:13:10.970 --> 01:13:14.949
What Hitch is.
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01:13:15.069 --> 01:13:15.569
Okay.
1507
01:13:16.710 --> 01:13:17.979
Think I got one more for y'all.
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01:13:22.340 --> 01:13:27.090
I think I'm going to go back over to our homegirl, Ms.
1509
01:13:27.149 --> 01:13:41.720
Parker. I'll be sending Ms. Parker some truly diabolical stuff. Confession.
1510
01:13:42.899 --> 01:13:44.380
I wanted this guy to nut in me.
1511
01:13:45.060 --> 01:13:48.090
It's been years since I felt a man throbbing in
1512
01:13:48.119 --> 01:13:51.260
me in that way. So I told him I had
1513
01:13:51.300 --> 01:13:55.420
a hysterectomy years ago. Now I'm pregnant and I want
1514
01:13:55.439 --> 01:13:58.399
to keep it. My daughter just went to college last year.
1515
01:13:58.420 --> 01:14:00.399
It's just me in the house and I'm so lonely.
1516
01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.359
Do I cut him off and keep the baby?
1517
01:14:03.699 --> 01:14:05.619
Let him know that I'm pregnant if he doesn't want
1518
01:14:05.659 --> 01:14:08.989
my child, that he doesn't have to be a part
1519
01:14:09.069 --> 01:14:11.189
of it, but he won't have to pay child support.
1520
01:14:11.989 --> 01:14:15.630
Ma'am, if you was lonely when your daughter went to college,
1521
01:14:15.649 --> 01:14:19.380
go buy a dog. A bearded dragon. Go pick up
1522
01:14:19.439 --> 01:14:22.720
a hobby. A cat. Some fish. Go back to school.
1523
01:14:22.939 --> 01:14:23.500
A hobby.
1524
01:14:24.300 --> 01:14:27.449
Learn how to knit. Or, or, or, here's a novel idea.
1525
01:14:27.470 --> 01:14:29.829
Here's a novel idea. Go to fucking therapy.
1526
01:14:30.109 --> 01:14:32.050
Dad. Well, I don't know.
1527
01:14:32.130 --> 01:14:34.390
I mean, she's been raising another child for 18 years.
1528
01:14:34.630 --> 01:14:35.289
Make beanies.
1529
01:14:37.229 --> 01:14:38.050
Start gardening.
1530
01:14:38.069 --> 01:14:38.470
Crochet.
1531
01:14:38.529 --> 01:14:39.729
Oh, my God.
1532
01:14:40.050 --> 01:14:43.550
Start making scarves. Go blow some glass. Make some junkheads.
1533
01:14:44.250 --> 01:14:47.060
You know, take up, you know, pottery or something. Go take...
1534
01:14:47.380 --> 01:14:48.439
Go take water, Robey.
1535
01:14:48.520 --> 01:14:49.539
I witnessed this shit.
1536
01:14:49.560 --> 01:14:50.180
That shit is funny.
1537
01:14:50.539 --> 01:14:53.350
Baby, it's tedious, though. I did that shit in Jamaica.
1538
01:14:53.930 --> 01:14:55.989
I went, I swam, I swam from the middle of
1539
01:14:56.010 --> 01:14:58.729
the pool after that to the swimming pool and got
1540
01:14:58.750 --> 01:14:59.229
me a drink.
1541
01:15:00.310 --> 01:15:04.130
That shit wasn't no joke. Um, go, go, go do something.
1542
01:15:04.170 --> 01:15:06.390
Go take a cooking class. Or two.
1543
01:15:06.829 --> 01:15:08.630
From a person that witnessed this.
1544
01:15:08.989 --> 01:15:09.949
Go join a meet-up group.
1545
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:12.439
No, it's not.
1546
01:15:12.460 --> 01:15:14.840
Don't have another baby. My son just left for college.
1547
01:15:14.859 --> 01:15:17.279
The last thing on my mind is having another.
1548
01:15:17.079 --> 01:15:21.479
Baby and starting over. You sure? I'm good. Anyway.
1549
01:15:21.680 --> 01:15:22.939
Is that it? Yeah, Chad.
1550
01:15:23.640 --> 01:15:27.569
If y'all have any... Very diabolical. If y'all have anything
1551
01:15:28.090 --> 01:15:31.270
for us... If you have anything for us.
1552
01:15:31.289 --> 01:15:31.369
I.
1553
01:15:36.449 --> 01:15:37.300
Thought you answered it.
1554
01:15:41.109 --> 01:15:43.649
Feel free to send it our way at askjuanapod at gmail.com.
1555
01:15:43.689 --> 01:15:49.590
That is A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com. For our Spanish listeners, all
1556
01:15:49.590 --> 01:15:55.569
17 of y'all, bienvenidos again. Y'all can send this stuff
1557
01:15:55.590 --> 01:15:58.989
to Google Got Translators. We'll figure it out.
1558
01:15:59.029 --> 01:16:03.010
Yeah. But we all over the internet, though, if you're
1559
01:16:03.029 --> 01:16:06.670
seeing this. Mm-hmm. We on Facebook and YouTube at Juan
1560
01:16:06.689 --> 01:16:09.109
and Audacity. The podcast, don't forget that ampersand.
1561
01:16:09.130 --> 01:16:09.310
Mm-hmm.
1562
01:16:10.489 --> 01:16:17.689
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01:16:18.170 --> 01:16:18.630
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1566
01:16:25.260 --> 01:16:27.579
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01:16:27.739 --> 01:16:29.479
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01:16:29.500 --> 01:16:32.680
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1569
01:16:32.739 --> 01:16:35.939
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1570
01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:36.779
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1571
01:16:37.100 --> 01:16:39.899
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1572
01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:42.890
check us out. We a ring. What do you think?
1573
01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:48.149
We a ring. My bad ass. But you don't want
1574
01:16:48.270 --> 01:16:54.250
to get rid of us. I hope not. Please don't.
1575
01:16:54.689 --> 01:16:59.409
Please don't go away from me. Any parting words before
1576
01:16:59.430 --> 01:17:03.020
we go? You call my name. I reach out my
1577
01:17:03.069 --> 01:17:05.359
hand to you. With that being said, we thank y'all
1578
01:17:05.380 --> 01:17:08.310
for watching. We love y'all. And we'll be back.
1579
01:17:09.609 --> 01:17:14.489
Next week with an all new episode.
1580
01:17:14.569 --> 01:17:16.289
All right, y'all. Bye.
1581
01:17:16.369 --> 01:17:17.029
Bye, y'all.
1582
01:17:17.590 --> 01:17:20.869
Teddy's titties. Teddy's titties. Teddy's titties.
1583
01:17:20.930 --> 01:17:22.090
Teddy's titties.
1584
01:17:22.510 --> 01:17:28.239
Half milk. No milk. Whole milk. Half milk. Two percent milk.
1585
01:17:29.260 --> 01:17:29.800
Serious.
1586
01:17:30.699 --> 01:17:31.159
Bye, y'all.