Deadpool

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Hello and welcome to the we Recommend podcast, a movie podcast where every week, we recommend a movie for you to watch and then come back here and listen to us discuss.
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I'm Jesse, I'm Jason.
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After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it's a face I'd be happy to sit on, because this week we recommend Deadpool in Deadpool.
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So this is our first superhero movie.
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And we chose one that makes fun of all superhero movies, mainly because Deadpool 3 is coming out With Wolverine finally.
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Always wanted to see superheroes.
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Just kill the fuck out of people yeah, normal people, so satisfying it's like, yeah, this was what was great about the blade movies.
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Yeah, it was just him killing people and decapitating and everything.
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It's violence, yes, but silly and fun and kind of heartfelt sometimes.
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So I want to know.
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Just so I feel like we should start off what's your favorite superhero?
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You have one.
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I don't even know if I have one anymore.
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Yeah, I'm so out of like caring about it.
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I'm out of touch with it.
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I mean I don't want to be basic, but I mean usually it's Flash, especially when I was into comic books and I played like these little hero clicks games and anytime that I could play as flash, yeah, uh, that made me not like flash anymore.
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I mean, I guess, just to be, I mean it's basic, but I mean in terms of like Marvel, I do like moon night, that was as growing up I was like, ooh, that is kind of neat, I'm the cool they did.
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Truly, it's just probably Spider-Man.
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He's the best, right, he's pretty awesome, especially in terms of Marvel.
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And then there's obviously Batman and stuff, and I really didn't know much about Deadpool, except for whenever he was in games and stuff or like little Heroclix things.
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He was like my favorite character.
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I collected Marvel cards and I never had a Deadpool.
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I never read comics, though.
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The journey with Deadpool especially.
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I feel like he's become super popular as we've grown up.
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I mean, he really came out in the 90s and he was supposed to be like a funnier, goofier version of like Spider-Man technically, because Spider-Man at this point, I think, because Deadpool, I believe, was like mid-90s or 90s or something and Spider-Man was this point, I think because Deadpool, I believe, was like mid-90s or 90s or something and Spider-Man was super serious then and this was his version.
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This was their way of like hey, we got a goofy guy over here Everyday, neighborhood Deadpool, whatever.
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I believe that's how it came in and then I feel like, because he's, you know, most superhero comic books are not super edgy or anything, and then Deadpool is kind of an edgy, goofy guy.
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That's why I like the Punisher and you're like, oh yeah, it's one of my favorites Dude.
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I used to.
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I had a bunch of Punisher comics, I guess.
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I had kind of a lot of Punisher.
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Fucking love.
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Punisher.
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But yeah, so that's kind of like the origin of his thing.
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I actually don't know fully the origin, I just know very little, but um, and I guess, did you not see the wolverine movie where?
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he also created the disgusting looking bad bad movie.
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No good, very bad you made.
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If it like ah, it's so infuriating thinking about that movie on like hey, ron reynolds probably the quippiest and wittiest like comedic actors we have.
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Let's close his damn mouth.
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I don't want this guy to talk.
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Yeah, he was ron reynolds.
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Was that's why he really wanted to have this movie come out?
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Because everybody's like no, he's the perfect deadpool.
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Just do it where you don't give him lines.
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How about you make it like his?
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The whole point of deadpool is a quirky.
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He's like quippy, he it's funny he talks to the camera.
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You take that away from it.
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He's just some guy and they didn't even give him swords, they gave him like these little weird arm things.
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Terrible, that movie's bad apparently.
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It's a good video game though the wolverine origins video game yeah, you can like take down a helicopter yeah, it's With your knife hands.
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It's like the only the very few versions of where a movie, video game, is better than the movie, which is wild.
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So I mean, do you like this movie?
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Yeah, I liked it a lot.
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I think I have to be in a mood for this movie, but I definitely enjoyed watching it again.
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It's always hilarious, but I had to stop watching it again.
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It's always fucking hilarious, but I had to stop watching it because my daughter kept coming in.
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Oh yeah, it's definitely not a hey daughter, you want to watch this movie with me?
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Sometimes she'd just walk in talk to me and we're talking and then he's just murdering assholes.
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Yeah, just like kabobbing people.
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Something I really like about this movie is that it was directed by a.
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I believe this guy really does like stunt.
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He's a stunt guy, I think, or he kind of comes from that background.
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I feel like you can tell watching the movie he always flips, yeah, especially the first car fight.
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I'm like this is a guy that's good with action, because if you can make an action scene in a car cool and fun, but also it's the way it's filmed too, where it's like it's not cluttered, you know where you're at in the car and you can see everything.
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It's like.
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Ah, this is a visual director for sure, because it's directed by Tim Miller and he's really outside of Deadpool, the only movie I know he did Terminator, dark Fate.
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I thought he did more than this.
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Like I'd never seen anyone get thrown out of the back of an SUV like that before.
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Yeah, that was awesome.
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Oh wait, no, he was a visual effects artist, never mind, he's an animator and stuff.
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Fuck me, I guess I don't know.
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I thought I was thinking of someone else, so don't listen to anything.
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I just said.
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So we'll get into this back.
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So during a talk at Google, ryan Reynolds revealed that the taxi driver character, dopinder right, I guess it was named after a really cool guy he knew in elementary school who died when hit by lightning.
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Fuck, the character was meant to be a tribute to him.
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Oh, that's Lightning the character was meant to be a tribute to him, the guy that kidnapped some girl's boyfriend or whatever.
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That's his homage to him.
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Ryan Reynolds said this will be his last ever comic book character that he ever does Good.
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Probably Then he kind of ruined Green.
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Lantern.
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Green Lantern sucked.
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It wasn't his fault.
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It was just.
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Everything in the movie was just, it was visually stunning.
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Yeah, I mean it's like a funnish movie.
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They just made all the wrong decisions because that was in the 2000s, when we still just weren't sure what we were doing with these movies, especially DC, at the time.
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Anything you do will do is gold.
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Anything you do will do is gold.
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Anything you touch is gold Of course he was Deadpool and that didn't work.
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So when 20th Century Fox refused to pay, the writers of the film, rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, were on set.
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Input Ryan Reynolds paid out of his own pocket for them to be on set to look over the film.
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Fuck yeah, yeah.
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Fuck yeah, yeah.
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So I guess just ryan reynolds is a really good guy.
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He wants a good movie, like he did a lot of make a wish foundation stuff with this character.
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That's cool, and the first person to see the movie fully done was a 13 year old that had it as his make a wish and he came dressed up as deadpool and watched it with him.
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I guess really nice, really good guy, that's awesome.
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Oh, this is funny.
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In an interview, writer ret reese stated that Negasonic Teenage Warhead wasn't always intended to be in the film.
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Other X-Men, such as Cannonball, were considered, but they eventually used Negasonic Teenage Warhead because they liked her name better.
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Sure, that's why they did it.
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I've never heard of her.
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Ever.
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I mean when it does get to the line where she says, when she says her name to Deadpool and she's like what, that is the best name I've ever heard.
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And I'm like it really kind of is it's a mouthful, it's like that had to be either.
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That had to be 90s or 80s comic book stuff there.
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Just because that sounds like an 80s or 90s name.
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That name is getting abbreviated yeah, ng.
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So the opening credits was originally a placeholder, but tim miller found the parody titles funny enough to put in the movie as a bonus.
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Due to no actual names being in it, the filmmakers were not required to abide by guild rules about crew and other actors.
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Oh so I think it's funny that, because it's such a great way to start off a Deadpool movie with the opening credits the sexiest man alive thing, green Lantern moody teenager.
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The bullshit credits are popping up, yeah, and then it's like producers, a bunch of assholes, so good and it's a cool still frame shot or whatever you call it.
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Yeah, it's a cool still frame shot, or whatever you call it.
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Yeah, yeah, it's essentially all still frozen and then like the cameras moving all around the set, piece and stuff, yeah, which now makes more sense that Tim Miller was more of an animator than a stunt guy Because, yeah, it's very well animated.
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Deadpool became the first rated R movie to have a three day opening weekend of over 100 million at the US box office.
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Crazy Nice, while films such as the Matrix Reloaded.
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The.
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PR for this movie was amazing.
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They crushed it.
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I got that a little bit later and the Passion of the Christ had earned well over 100 million by the end of their first full weekend of release.
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Those movies had opened wide on Wednesdays before the official opening weekend.
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Deadpool only had 7 pm to 10 pm screenings before its Friday wide release, so it was really popular essentially.
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People really wanted this movie.
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It was good.
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It was good.
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I believe the budget was $58 million and so they doubled their opening essentially in the first weekend, and then worldwide made $782 million almost a billion, nice, 58.
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Hey, guess what guys?
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You don't have to make $300 million to $400 million movies for superhero movies.
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If you just make a movie people want to see, they'll go see it.
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I got to stop yelling about this in the podcast.
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Yeah, it's okay, I believe you, I'm going to start yelling.
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Snake get out.
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I got to stop yelling about this in the podcast.
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Yeah, it's okay, I believe you.
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I'm going to start yelling.
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Get out of here.
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Did you think so?
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How Deadpool is created in this movie is that the way he was created?
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Because?
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The other movie was like how Wolverine was made.
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Yeah, that was a little different.
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So essentially it's a very similar origins, like how Wolverine was made yeah, so different.
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So essentially, it's a very similar origins as to Wolverine.
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He's essentially gets made into putting a lab in his maid, and they use Wolverine blood, and that's why it works.
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And in the scene where he does get shot up, there is, like you can see, like little droplets of blood in it.
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Though Is that what that was?
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Yeah, because there's like blue was.
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Yeah, because there's blue shit.
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Yeah, there's liquid paint, I think, as he was describing.
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It's just glass cleaner.
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It's Windex with some Wolverine blood in it.
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So throughout the film, deadpool accuses the studio of not having enough money to pay for several elements in the movie.
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In fact, fox Studios cut $7 million out of the film's budget at the last minute, necessitating several rewrites.
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Items cut from the film include a motorcycle chase between Wade and Francis, the addition of more named villains and several action sequences For the latter.
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The fights were scaled down by having Deadpool forget to bring his ammo and guns.
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That's so good, it is weird.
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It's like man.
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I mean I get it's a good bit, but now, after learning that, I'm like oh, so smart and fun way to write it into the movie.
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Right, yeah, and fiscally responsible of them so this is a bit of the PR that we were talking about that you brought up earlier.
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So a three minute test reel was shot in January 2012 in an attempt to convince the heads of the studio to move forward with the movie.
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On August 1st 2014, the footage was released to the public and, based on the overwhelmingly positive response from fans, the film finally began production.
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The footage was so popular that part of it was recreated for the actual film, essentially the whole beginning that.
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This included the opening scene with Deadpool on the highway which leads to the fight in the scene.
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It's everything from him being on the like bridge thing, like listening to.
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Shoop and just everything that happens to that, but it was like animated version and it looked amazing and everybody was, oh yeah, I remember it popping up on my Facebook being like didn't really care if we had a Deadpool movie.
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But now, I have to have this movie.
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Have they made a video game?
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I don't think so I don't remember.
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They may have and I just don't remember, but I feel like there is one.
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I don't think it was very good.
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Yeah, if I didn't hear about it.
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Yeah, all right, man, you got anything else to say before we hop into the plot?
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No, let's go, let's do it.
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So the film starts.
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We have opening credits.
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They show a crazy scene of people getting beat up by Deadpool.
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You have the People magazine with the sexiest man alive, the people magazine with the sexiest man alive, the green Lantern and the moody teen, uh, deadpool grabbing guys underwear, hilarious, uh, producer, or a bunch of ass hats.
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And then you see, like one guy that has, he's like spitting some cigarette lighter on his face and in it.
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Oh, that's it.
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Oh, that was so painful.
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You didn't know that by then you hadn't seen that he put it, put it put inside of his mouth.
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Yeah, yeah, terrible, absolutely terrible.
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You thought he just burned him on the face yeah yeah, you thought it was just his face.
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So we cut to deadpool in a taxi.
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He's very fidgety in the back seat it's so great.
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I turn to natalie's like hey, it's me when I don't drive, and she's like, oh my god it's like that brochure for yeah, the haunted like something.
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It's something like haunted something, haunted tours, that's what it was.
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And then he comes up front with a taxi driver Dolphin Dolphinder, damn, dolphinder Dolphinder, eh, whatever, I'm just going to get it wrong.
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We don't have to say his name too much in the movie Dope.
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Dope finger, yeah, finger, yeah, we learn about, uh, that hit the dolphin.
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Der likes a girl and deadpool's giving him advice like you really gotta go for it, you know?
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And he's calling him mr pool, so we learn mr pool is after a character named ajax uh, and then we finally see his face and he's all ugly and stuff.
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It's great.
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Looks like a testicle with teeth.
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Yeah, I love that shit.
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It's so TJ Miller.
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Oh, I didn't even go through the like I'll do the who.
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Everybody is whenever we get to him, but TJ Miller is so funny he's canceled.
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I can't remember why he's canceled but he's canceled, but he's very funny.
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He's so good in this movie, but I think he was canceled and then it come out to not be true, but at that point his career is gone already.
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So something like that Shit.
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Actually, I'm going to go through the cast real quick.
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Ryan Reynolds plays Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool.
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Marina Bacalerni plays Vanessa, tj Miller is Weasel.
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Ed Skiering is Ajax.
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I'm completely ruining everything.
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That's pretty much all you got to know.
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You mean Francis Brianna Hildebrand plays Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
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All right, so yeah, and then we do all that.
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We see his face.
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Then we cut to Ajax meeting with a random guy making a deal or whatever.
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Ajax threatens him by easily lifting him up in the air.
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And you're like the bad guy has superpowers, had no idea.
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Oh, we learned that deadpool only has 12 of his bullets.
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Because he keeps forgetting his bullets and ammo, um shit he's like look at his pockets.
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Yeah, I love the 12 bullet thing throughout the beginning.
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It's so good I was kind of laying, that they numbered the bullets.
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It's kind of like what they did in um that other movie, the silly gun movie, the bullet bendy movie, wanted, wanted.
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It's like what they did.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, keyboard, at least he only like waited for, like he only did a couple of them it was just for the bit of like hey, this movie is wacky, yeah, and this, this movie knows it's a movie.
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Yeah, that's right.
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But we cut to him listening to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa.
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Then he starts talking to the camera.
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He finally breaks the fourth wall.
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It's always fun, I like when people break fourth walls.
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Yeah, sometimes, as long as not every movie does it.
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If you get like one every five years, it's like I like this.
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There's a show that we've been watching about a medieval Polish society and the leader of this village.
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He's just talking to the cameraman basically the whole time.
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It's kind of off-putting, but it is funny as fuck.
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What is it called?
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Can't remember, I don't remember, oh great text it to me, I'll add it in the pod.
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Yeah.
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So Wade Wilson ambushes Ajax in a convoy of his men on an expressway.
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So this huge, crazy fight scene.
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It's great and funny and it just looks really good.
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He makes a man eat a cigarette lighter Painful, terrible and whenever he does that he has the line I never said this but don't swallow.
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I almost put that at the beginning line.
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I don't know.
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I like the last part.
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So many one-liners.
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There was a point where I was writing them down and I was like back.
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I can't do this.
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I can't write every single one down, I'm just gonna pick the ones that made me laugh the most.
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Yeah, but I like the brutality of this, this scene.
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It's incredible, especially the stuff in the car, whenever he's like hitting people.
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It's the way the camera's shaking and how hard it looks like they're being hit, breaks that guy's neck.
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So good, I love a good like car fight, you know, just like a small and close.
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It's like the Captain America Winter Soldier fight in the elevator oh shit, you remember when he like beats up 10 guys in an elevator and it's like, oh okay, so this is like the best thing I've ever seen.
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Right, that's kind of how I feel about this car scene.
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Just maybe not quite to that level.
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Then we randomly cut to the X-Mansion of the X-Men people, negasonic and Colossus, who are coming after Deadpool.
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We learn that they're coming after him because they see that there's all this damage on the news.
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He's eating cereal, yeah, and he's giving her a cereal bar, saying breakfast is the most important meal.
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I mean, does he even?
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eat.
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Does he have normal intestines, Dude?
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So when he throws up towards the end, I'm like what is his insides look like?
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Is he just metal on the outside?
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Is he just full of tubes?
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Yeah, I don't know, I tubes.
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Yeah, I don't know, I know I should have looked that up like what's his origins.
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Yeah, he's like the little creature on futurama that shits out rocket ship.
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Yeah yeah, so deadpool has to fight his way through everybody, but he only has six bullets.
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Um this, we also get the line.
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You may want to to know why I wear a red suit, so you can't see me bleed.
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This is the scene where you get the bullet countdown.
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What was that?
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No, I was thinking when he meets the old lady.
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Oh yeah, yeah, we see that he gets shot and you can see that he regenerates, which is really cool.
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So hold on, my notes are messy.
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Yeah, he's going through counting down the bullets he gets.
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He really starts missing.
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Like the first guy he's on the motorcycle.
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He just keeps missing.
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It was like god dang it, like goes all the way down to seven and then, like one guy starts shooting him and he's he's not super worried about it, and he goes to shoot him and he's like, oh, and there's no bullets in the gun.
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He's like, oh, someone's not counting.
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Then shoots him six all headshots and then he shoots a grenade.
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And when he shoots the grenade he like dances and but then gets shot in the butthole.
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And then it's the dope shot, where he uses one bullet to kill three people it's so goofy.
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Then he turns.
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It's like I'm touching myself tonight.
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I mean I enjoyed it, but that's.
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I think it's almost over the top really I think, I think, if you're yeah, if you aren't in the mood for it, I can kind of tell, but yeah it wouldn't be the best.
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But when you know like, oh, this is what I'm gonna get, I'm kind of excited just for a silly comedy.
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Because I don't really see it as much as a I mean, as much as there is superhero stuff and it is just a basic superhero origins story like I see it more as just a Ryan Reynolds comedy, like Just Friends and Van Wilder and stuff like that, where it's like let me just say some obscene things.
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So he hollers for Francis, but another guy comes up and he stabs him and we get a freeze frame.
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He's going to tell us his whole story of how he got there.
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The kebab guy yeah, I love it, because once he stabs him it just freezes.
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You're probably thinking my boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned the other guy into a fucking kebab.
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Well, I may be a super, but I'm no hero, doesn't want that.
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I remember when I that line came up and I was like natalie, this is very violent you're my girlfriend, you're like gotcha, gotcha, you got in it I'm just kidding.
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She likes this movie, so we learned two years ago.
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How does that powder in your drink taste, right?
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Okay, so two years ago, Wade Wilson, played by Ryan Reynolds, is a former Special Forces operative who works as a mercenary in New York City.
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He's out at this random house.
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There's like a pizza order.
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The pizza delivery guy opens the door and it's just some random guy.
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And then all of a sudden, Wade Wilson comes out and he's like oh, I ordered that.
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And he's like what are you doing in my house?
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Just taking a piss?
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Yeah, and then we think he's there for the guy that owns the house, but he's actually there for the pizza guy because he's stalking some girl and the girl hired him to make him.
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He's just kind of funny, how scared he is.
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Yeah, he's so scared and at first he's just kind of goofing.
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It's like oh no, you're good, I just came to warn you.
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And then he gets super serious.
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But yeah, all the serious stuff only lasts for about 30 seconds, if that in this movie, so nothing too serious.
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Yeah, that's kind of cool.
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I mean, I think he did it for free too.
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Yeah, because he has a kind heart, he has a soft spot.
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Cancer-ridden kind heart we learn like Wilson was dishonorably discharged as a Canadian Special Forces operative.
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It's funny, because he's Canadian, he is Okay.
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I think he is.
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That's interesting.
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All Ryans that are actors are actually Canadian.
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They have to be I think Ryan Gosling, ryan Reynolds.
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We see Wade.
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He goes to a local bar where he meets the bartender and friend, jt.
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What's his name?
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Jt Miller?
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Tj Miller, and the character is Weasel.
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He starts a fight and we learn about the Deadpool because he orders a guy a blowjob.
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There's this immediately a giant fight.
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He's like, ah, so close because the deadpool is trying to kill each other it's a.
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Essentially in this bar, everybody is just like it's like who's gonna die next, and everybody picks a name that they wanted and, like, the person that wade was trying to get to die was the guy that's yeah, yeah, you get it, you get it.
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Um, and then we learned that weasel had a Wade Wilson as his pick for the next person to die well, he said, you shouldn't have done that because you're my friend.
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Yeah, like he knows that he's probably he's.
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He knows that he's good and he's probably not gonna die but he's also in a very risky business being a mercenary.
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But that's why it's so expensive.
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That's why it's so high.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, because of the odds.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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So he meets escort Vanessa and they become romantically attached pretty quick.
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Very witty stuff.
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Is she?
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pretending to be a prostitute.
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I know, I think she is, because she is.
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Yeah, vanessa is a hooker and they both connect by competing to see who got the worst childhood that's fucking awesome.
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That's so great it gets worse and worse.
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Yeah, because then Wade hires her as a prostitute for the night.
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It's like, how much will this give you?
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It's like three dollars and like a gift card or whatever the dude had in his wallet from the scene before right.
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And then he so he hires her.
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It's like you got 48 minutes or something.
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It's like time to put balls in holes, but then it like zooms out and they're at a fair.
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They're just spending time together Like an arcade playing.
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Yeah, it's awesome.
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He just pitches it right in.
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Yeah.
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And then yeah, so he runs out of time.
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He's like what will like $3 and some pocket link get you.
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And then they go and have sex and like no, he gives up his Voltron ring oh that's what it is.
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The Voltron thing, yeah, it's like if you get three of them, it becomes a whole set and they can morph into something.
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Three minutes, yeah, and then they're like oh, and then they're like oh, and then they go back and have sex and they're really into it and then they have sex through time.
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It's great.
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I love it because you have, like the Valentine's Day, everything's always themed Thanksgiving one they're having sex on a table with food International.
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Women's Day, it's like nope, nope, nope, those veins are just popping out yeah, wednesday, yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like nope, nope, nope, nope so and then it's one year later and wade proposes to her and she accepts I like it because, uh, she's like I have something I want to say to you.
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And she, oh, he's like, I have something I want to say.
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She's like I want to stick it up.
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But then he says will you marry me?
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He's like, wait, what was that?
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same time, and it's like this nice, sweet little scene.
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They cut on the bed a little bit and he gets up to use the bathroom.
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But when he gets up he realized he had no pants on the entire time during the proposal scene.
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And it's hilarious, I love it I love when they do stuff like that but then he just suddenly collapses because the plot of the movie has to happen.
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Cancer, yeah.
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So Wade is diagnosed with terminal cancer in his lungs and pretty much everywhere else Prostate lungs brain.
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Something is everywhere.
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Cancer said he's going to die.
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The rest, yeah.
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And even though Vanessa remains by his side, he does not want her to watch to die.
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The rest, yeah.
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And even though Vanessa remains by his side, he does not want her to watch him die.
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But a really good line.
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I thought I was just like wow.
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Sometimes it's weird when a movie like this has a really good line where he's looking at her after he gets the cancer thing, she starts like well, can we do this, this experimental stuff?
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And then he looks at her and he's like I love you, baby.
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I'm looking at the curves of her face like it was the first time or last.
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I was just like aw.
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That's sweet, it's randomly sweet.
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And then we cut to Wade, ripping the guy in half with two swords With the bloodbath, hell yeah, when?
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the guy hits the billboard oh God, that was so good.
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and then later he's soup and later, when he's talking to colossal classes he like falls down off the billboard, off the street sign it was there when I got here.
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Yeah, so good.
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Um, he then beats up francis.
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He knows him because he made wade.
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Look the way he does like he pretty much easily gets him too and stabs him straight through the thing.
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And we're like why is Francis?
00:27:37.895 --> 00:27:40.698
We know he's super, but it's like this doesn't hurt him at all.
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Yeah, and we'll figure out his powers later.
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But then Colossus shows up and throws him.
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It's great Piece of shit.
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Yeah, and when he starts punching him back, just breaking all his bones.
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But once he throws him like he makes a joke and it cuts to the action figure of his first Deadpool movie.
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It's great oh yeah, yeah, disgusting little action figure, yeah.
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Wade is telling Vanessa that he doesn't want her around to see him die, but because he's like, I just want you to see me who I am.
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Remember me who I am now not from what I'm going to turn into.
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Oh, then I'll always be hot.
00:28:23.358 --> 00:28:34.324
Yeah, I'll always look like Ryan Reynolds, completely jacked on steroids and probably super dehydrated, because I'm sure he took the pill that gets all your water weight out.
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So your veins pop so hard?
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It's not creatine, is it?
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Creatine.
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Does that or?
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something like that.
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No, I think creatine actually gives you where it makes your muscles look bigger because it's using in the water.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Vanessa says she isn't going anywhere, though she's in love and wants to see him die, we cut to.
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It's a beautiful relationship.
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I know it's so sweet we see Wade he's visibly sicker now and is at the bar with Weasel.
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A random recruiter comes up from a secret program, approaches Wade offering an experimental cure for his cancer.
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It's so funny how many ways you can tell someone they look like shit.
00:29:21.355 --> 00:29:42.077
Yeah, I know and I love whenever he meets this recruiter because he's just immediately making a bunch of pedophile jokes because the guy looks like an insane, like yeah if that guy was walking by a school, be like, we should probably keep an eye on this guy, right, I feel kind of bad because I mean, it's just the way he looks, but maybe if he wasn't wearing a suit like that, I feel like it might be better maybe a different haircut I don't know.
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The recruiter offers to give Wade powers that nobody else has and to make him into a superhero, and although Wade initially refuses, he decides to leave Vanessa and undergo the procedure.
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So are there real superheroes in this movie already?
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Yeah Well, like Colossus.
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Blaming when he was created.
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Yeah, yeah, like this is like the X-Men already exists, like all of them, so it's technically the X-Men universe that we're in with, like all the five different universes they have now, the five different universes they have now.
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But yeah, so you know, we cut to him, thinking like he's just kind of crying in his chair in the dark, you know, as everyone has to do, brooding when they have to make a decision.
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Goddamn, yeah, he's sad as hell.
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He says he's doing it for her, I guess.
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But like Marvel's they really started showing up around World War 2.
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Is that when they kind of believe?
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What the original Marvel the very first superheroes and they started showing up yeah, I think it's something like that yeah, it's just like Captain America.
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And yeah, cause that's all World.
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War 2.
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Yeah, because you have Captain America punching Hitler.
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He's the first Avenger, so that makes sense.
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Yeah, he, captain America punching Hitler, he's the first Avenger, so that makes sense.
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Yeah, it was frozen, just beating up Hitler.
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Frozen like sperm for 75 years.
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Yeah, my sperm is Captain America.
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So back at the Colossus.
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He is a sperm bank.
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Yeah, so we're back at the Colossal fight.
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He says superheroes are lame, but he's super.
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He's super, loves Negasonic's name, like what?
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No way, yeah, you're just like what the fuck does she do?
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Yeah, and she's just, she kind of gets a.
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She wins a verbal fight with him.
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Oh wait, no, he wins the verbal fight with her.
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He only gives her two options.
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Yeah, she's just like a moody teenager that just like texts all the time and isn't paying attention.
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It's pretty great.
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I really like her character.
00:31:34.096 --> 00:31:36.482
It's really like some of the best bits are with her.
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I feel like yeah, especially when he calls her ripley like a little later.
00:31:40.092 --> 00:31:41.193
I'm like no way.
00:31:42.497 --> 00:31:44.862
Uh, clausus says he can't allow him to beat up francis.
00:31:44.862 --> 00:31:46.973
Clausus wants him to do good with his powers.
00:31:46.973 --> 00:31:54.118
Uh, and then, while this is happening, francis escapes and pisses deadpool off and he breaks a lot of bones, punching and kicking.
00:31:54.118 --> 00:32:02.551
Colossus, His hands are all floppy yeah and then Colossus says he's going to take him to the professor and Deadpool's like which one?
00:32:02.551 --> 00:32:03.494
Mcavoy or Stewart?
00:32:03.494 --> 00:32:04.498
I don't get that.
00:32:04.498 --> 00:32:15.634
That's because there's two different professor exes, because you have the old Patrick Stewart and then you got the when they do the original one.
00:32:15.674 --> 00:32:23.455
Yeah, yeah, I remember getting a hearty chuckle in the theaters when that line was said, we're all like, hey, we know movies.
00:32:23.455 --> 00:32:29.641
And while he's being drugged by Colossus to be taken back to the X-Men he brings up.
00:32:29.641 --> 00:32:31.733
He's like have you ever seen the movie 127 Hours?
00:32:31.733 --> 00:32:38.695
Well, here's a spoiler alert Just cuts off his hand, so gross Escapes and falls into the dump truck.
00:32:38.695 --> 00:32:41.195
Lee's one of the best jokes of the movie, though His little hand.
00:32:41.195 --> 00:32:43.000
Oh yeah, that is amazing yeah.
00:32:43.310 --> 00:32:45.336
And then we cut back to the past.
00:32:45.336 --> 00:32:47.935
We're at a laboratory, wade is getting a procedure done.
00:32:47.935 --> 00:32:50.897
Wade meets Ajax in angel dust.
00:32:50.897 --> 00:32:55.830
Yeah, hor, angel Dust.
00:32:55.830 --> 00:32:56.513
Horrible names for friends.
00:32:56.554 --> 00:33:00.019
Do you think this I was thinking about this like treatment that they do?
00:33:00.019 --> 00:33:03.477
Do you think there was a conversation with the president that calls Big Pharma?
00:33:03.477 --> 00:33:08.473
He's like holy shit, another attractive white man has cancer.
00:33:08.473 --> 00:33:09.557
We got to take care of this.
00:33:09.576 --> 00:33:10.760
We have to do something.
00:33:12.093 --> 00:33:15.130
Big Pharma is like we make way too much money off of cancer.
00:33:15.130 --> 00:33:17.855
Why don't we just make cancer patients live forever?
00:33:18.135 --> 00:33:21.461
yeah, let's do that.
00:33:21.461 --> 00:33:29.990
Let's make them look super ugly, and then we have to fix their then everybody's just wanting to look better repeat customers.
00:33:29.990 --> 00:33:34.436
Yeah, it seems like the only people that get it seems like the only people that get.
00:33:34.436 --> 00:33:41.205
It seems like the only one that who gets the procedure done and is like a decent procedure was Angel Dust.
00:33:41.205 --> 00:33:42.315
She's just super strong.
00:33:42.315 --> 00:33:47.781
She doesn't really seem to have any weaknesses with hers versus Ajax.
00:33:47.781 --> 00:33:49.277
He just can't feel things.
00:33:49.277 --> 00:33:50.403
He can't feel shit.
00:33:50.403 --> 00:33:52.414
Yeah, he's like all his nerves are dead.
00:33:52.474 --> 00:33:54.380
So he doesn't From the torture maybe.
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:58.679
Well, it's just the whatever, the uh it's just, whatever the mutation happened.
00:33:58.679 --> 00:33:59.319
Yeah, okay.
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:02.334
So he's like strong and can't feel pain, can't?
00:34:02.334 --> 00:34:06.843
He can die, but he can't feel pain, which I guess is his the bad part.
00:34:06.843 --> 00:34:16.340
But he also has no emotions because he's just essentially made him dead inside and he's mean yeah, yeah, he has no emotions anymore he's like I don't care what happens, as long as I get my money.
00:34:16.340 --> 00:34:18.313
And then, of course, Wade Wilson.
00:34:18.313 --> 00:34:19.639
He just is ugly.
00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:22.476
God, that's an understatement.
00:34:23.050 --> 00:34:24.657
But he has a personality, so that helps him.
00:34:24.657 --> 00:34:33.324
So, yeah, he immediately, like instantly, is resenting Ajax and Androids because they're no good, very bad douchebags.
00:34:33.324 --> 00:34:39.530
Wade sees a bunch of terminal patients at the lab who have been experimented upon, with varying results and different mutations.
00:34:39.530 --> 00:34:41.516
One person has spikes coming out of them.
00:34:41.516 --> 00:34:43.855
One person just seems to have like an eye thing.
00:34:43.855 --> 00:34:46.581
It's great.
00:34:46.581 --> 00:34:48.715
It's so fucking weird.
00:34:48.715 --> 00:34:51.956
Yeah, I should have paused it and rewound it, just to see what all the other things you can see.
00:34:52.150 --> 00:34:53.356
Is this where they get those?
00:35:00.110 --> 00:35:02.659
Remember from the Rise, rise of the phoenix or something, where they have like hundreds of yes, that's a third.
00:35:02.659 --> 00:35:03.239
That's like the last stand.
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:05.407
I believe it's the worst out of the original trilogy.
00:35:05.407 --> 00:35:07.413
Yeah, it was crazy or it's what.
00:35:07.413 --> 00:35:09.057
Maybe that was in the second one, I don't know.
00:35:09.057 --> 00:35:17.262
There's like one with the toad guy and, yes, that was there's some that can like shoot like bones out of them yeah, gross.
00:35:17.262 --> 00:35:19.032
What x-men power would you want?
00:35:19.052 --> 00:35:22.239
I, but you never get the one you want.
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:26.313
I'd be like meg with the long fingernails me, is that what you think yours would?
00:35:27.115 --> 00:35:31.851
be something stupid like that me and ali were trying to come up with what mine would be.
00:35:31.851 --> 00:35:33.452
I just couldn't think anything.
00:35:33.972 --> 00:35:34.713
I don't know what it'd be.
00:35:35.114 --> 00:35:36.175
I feel like I'd have great.
00:35:36.175 --> 00:35:37.956
Mine would all be.
00:35:37.956 --> 00:35:42.681
I feel like mine would be I'd be able to multiply, because I'm a good multitasker.
00:35:42.681 --> 00:35:56.800
I feel like That'd be cool, so I can like, edit, play a video game watch something on my phone Like the naked blue man from the Watchmen.
00:35:56.820 --> 00:35:58.648
Yeah, oh yeah, that guy man can't wait till they make a good movie out of that one.
00:35:58.648 --> 00:35:59.954
So we can do that.
00:35:59.954 --> 00:36:01.635
So Ajax.
00:36:01.635 --> 00:36:06.018
He reveals that his lab is privately funded and not under any sort of government jurisdiction.
00:36:06.018 --> 00:36:10.918
Ajax and Angel Dust were patients as well, we learned um.
00:36:10.918 --> 00:36:15.251
Ajax injects wade with a serum designed to awaken latent mutant genes.
00:36:15.251 --> 00:36:27.503
The serum reacts differently with everybody, so we essentially just have to make him undergo torture until he keep him on the brink of death until he has puberty again.
00:36:27.563 --> 00:36:31.280
Yeah, and then this is where ajax.
00:36:31.340 --> 00:36:36.534
He explains that he has enhanced reflexes, scorched nerve endings, which means that he doesn't feel any pain or emotions.
00:36:36.534 --> 00:36:43.893
Uh, he says this whole like monologue and then at the end in Deadpool you have something in your teeth.
00:36:43.913 --> 00:36:51.304
Yeah, he's like trying to say something desperately and then after after made you look.
00:36:51.777 --> 00:36:54.597
Ajax tells him like we're gonna torture you, dude um.
00:36:54.597 --> 00:37:14.528
And then, yeah, he goes and looks to check his teeth and he's like, haha, made you look so good such an asshole love it, then Ajax has him subjected to days of torture, and it's like a new method of torture each day, each more painful than the last to induce stress and trigger the mutation, but without success.
00:37:14.528 --> 00:37:16.135
Painful than the last to induce stress and trigger the mutation, but without six.
00:37:16.855 --> 00:37:17.737
But there's like no success at this point.
00:37:17.737 --> 00:37:23.168
So in a way they're trying to be nice to him in the beginning by not using the most effective torture right off the bat.
00:37:23.315 --> 00:37:25.960
Yeah, they don't immediately go to, or they really?
00:37:25.980 --> 00:37:26.461
just should.
00:37:26.461 --> 00:37:29.835
I know they should be way more, you know.
00:37:30.195 --> 00:37:38.864
I wonder if it's just like certain genes, like, depending on what gene it is, like a certain torture, like plays into it, maybe, maybe maybe they just like beating people up.
00:37:38.864 --> 00:37:40.380
Maybe it's so sporadic that they can't.
00:37:40.380 --> 00:37:45.407
There is no like certain torture that it's going to be, but eventually they'll come up with something.
00:37:45.427 --> 00:37:46.474
Oh, they're going to coax it out of you, yeah.
00:37:46.856 --> 00:37:50.996
Like yeah, yeah, so we cut to Wade.
00:37:50.996 --> 00:37:53.538
He's talking to some guy I guess he met at the lab.
00:37:53.538 --> 00:37:59.822
They're discussing what they will do when they get better and, of course, Wade is like I just want to be with my gal.
00:38:00.503 --> 00:38:02.846
Yeah, that other guy looks like a shit.
00:38:02.865 --> 00:38:04.847
His eyes are falling out of his face.
00:38:04.847 --> 00:38:07.068
And then Ajak comes in.
00:38:07.068 --> 00:38:19.811
Wayne discovers Ajak's real name, Francis Freeman, and mocks him for it Francis he got his superhero name from cleaning supplies, so good.
00:38:19.811 --> 00:38:27.802
In response, Ajax traps Wade into an airtight chamber which raises and lowers the oxygen level to keep Wade constantly on the verge of asphyxiation.
00:38:29.476 --> 00:38:38.782
Leaving him over the weekend but not before Ajax reveals to Wade that their true purpose to make superpowered slaves be sold to wealthy customers.
00:38:38.782 --> 00:38:40.643
And then he does the teeth bit again.
00:38:40.643 --> 00:38:41.650
It's like there's something actually.
00:38:41.650 --> 00:38:43.813
No, seriously, there's something in your teeth this time.
00:38:44.155 --> 00:38:45.481
This guy's evil as hell.
00:38:46.054 --> 00:38:49.996
So, all right, let's say you get somebody like Deadpool as your like slave or whatever.
00:38:49.996 --> 00:38:50.617
How are you going to stop him?
00:38:50.617 --> 00:38:51.637
He can, you're like slave, or whatever.
00:38:51.637 --> 00:38:52.860
Are you going to stop them?
00:38:52.860 --> 00:38:55.362
You can just escape the control color.
00:38:55.362 --> 00:38:56.925
What if they made a colossus?
00:38:56.925 --> 00:38:58.586
Oh fuck, yeah, you're right.
00:38:58.586 --> 00:38:59.208
The control.
00:38:59.228 --> 00:39:01.931
Yeah, it makes them do whatever You're right, but like that's not going to work on.
00:39:01.931 --> 00:39:02.972
Like Colossus, right?
00:39:02.972 --> 00:39:10.563
Well, I don't know, because if it shocks him he's metal.
00:39:10.563 --> 00:39:11.485
Send me some fan mail.
00:39:11.485 --> 00:39:13.387
We recommend mailbag at gmailcom.
00:39:13.387 --> 00:39:24.101
So while inside the chamber Wade develops a healing factor that cures his cancer, relieves him severely disfigured as a side effect, with tumor like scars all over his entire body sucks.
00:39:24.161 --> 00:39:36.186
It was cool, though, watch his body, just like yeah it's like man, that'd be like my look, I'm like cool, I got super powers and I'm like cool, I got superpowers.
00:39:36.206 --> 00:39:36.989
Something tragic happens.
00:39:36.989 --> 00:39:40.958
This is when you get one of those Phantom of the Opera masks and just live your life.
00:39:40.978 --> 00:39:46.889
But I mean you wouldn't even be able to do like facial reconstruction or anything like that, because you just heal as soon as they make the cut, just go back to normal.
00:39:46.889 --> 00:39:48.179
There's like nothing you can do.
00:39:48.179 --> 00:39:50.164
You just have to.
00:39:50.775 --> 00:39:52.900
Ajax says he could fix it right, but he wouldn't.
00:39:53.139 --> 00:39:54.121
Yeah, no, it's a lie, though.
00:39:54.121 --> 00:39:55.706
Oh, he can't really do it.
00:39:55.706 --> 00:40:01.081
At the end he says it's a lie, yeah, Can't trust the villains, you know so.
00:40:01.222 --> 00:40:03.010
Ajax says I trusted the villain, yeah.
00:40:03.795 --> 00:40:05.860
Ajax says he can heal scars, but he totally won't.
00:40:05.860 --> 00:40:07.246
That was literally my next line.
00:40:07.246 --> 00:40:10.378
That's awesome match.
00:40:10.958 --> 00:40:27.231
and once they walk away, he blows up the container and fights ajax was it angel dust, the name of that, that woman and um in that bar movie not bar movie, the show, and pitt's always sunny in pennsylvania when he brings that girl, always sunny in philadelphia pennsylvania.
00:40:27.231 --> 00:40:29.719
Yeah, philadelphia, I know you're talking about I know, I don't.
00:40:29.860 --> 00:40:31.525
I don't know if her name's angel dust though I think.
00:40:31.905 --> 00:40:37.864
I think her name was angel dust, or shit, maybe she was just doing angel dust oh, that's what it is.
00:40:37.864 --> 00:40:44.461
He traded angel dust for like 20 minutes of her time oh, yeah, okay so never mind that sucks.
00:40:44.682 --> 00:40:47.807
Always sunny in pennsylvania.
00:40:47.807 --> 00:40:50.773
Yes, it's always sunny there.
00:40:50.773 --> 00:40:52.117
That's hilarious, jason.
00:40:52.117 --> 00:40:55.726
Okay, thank damn, dude, he'll get it right next time.
00:40:55.726 --> 00:40:56.487
Don't yell at us.
00:40:56.487 --> 00:40:59.880
It's like hey, I watched that whole show with you, jesse.
00:41:00.340 --> 00:41:01.744
Yeah, it's his favorite show.
00:41:01.784 --> 00:41:02.144
Mine too.
00:41:02.144 --> 00:41:06.182
He's probably like wow, jesse really likes to laugh at people yelling all the time.
00:41:06.182 --> 00:41:16.190
So, oh, dude, and I was, we watched Lost and we in season three, and then I forgot that Mac shows up in Lost randomly as like a small cameo character.
00:41:16.190 --> 00:41:17.893
I was like oh shit turned to Natalie.
00:41:17.913 --> 00:41:19.135
I was like I forgot.
00:41:21.219 --> 00:41:22.704
So back to the movie Ajax.
00:41:22.704 --> 00:41:28.601
After Deadpool or Wade escapes, he starts to fight Ajax.
00:41:28.601 --> 00:41:32.454
Ajax subdues Wade, impels him with rebar and leaves him for dead in the burning laboratory.
00:41:32.454 --> 00:41:35.121
He's like what's my name?
00:41:35.181 --> 00:41:36.164
It's fucking twisted.
00:41:36.724 --> 00:41:40.204
Yeah, what he did there it's essentially torture because he knows he can regenerate.
00:41:40.204 --> 00:41:41.621
Yeah, he's just going to burn.
00:41:41.855 --> 00:41:44.139
Yeah, so he's just going to burn to death for a long time.
00:41:44.139 --> 00:41:46.726
Suffocate and burn.
00:41:47.027 --> 00:41:47.427
Terrible.
00:41:47.427 --> 00:41:50.177
I'd have to have a sense of humor about it too.
00:41:50.436 --> 00:41:53.661
And then you got gotta pull yourself off of it yeah.
00:41:53.900 --> 00:41:57.644
Then by the next morning the lab is destroyed, but Wade survived due to his healing abilities.
00:41:57.644 --> 00:42:08.447
Wilson attempts to return to Vanessa but is afraid of her suffering because of his appearance and stays away from her because every damn person walking on this street is the rudest son of a bitch I've ever seen.
00:42:08.447 --> 00:42:11.860
Like oh, that's the ugliest man I've ever seen.
00:42:12.561 --> 00:42:17.161
Other people are like he's, so hideous, I feel so bad Places like New York, don't they just?
00:42:17.161 --> 00:42:19.840
You ignore every single person on the planet.
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:22.286
They just be like damn, no matter what, they just wouldn't look at him.
00:42:22.407 --> 00:42:24.668
They'd be like I don't want to deal with that today.
00:42:24.668 --> 00:42:31.802
Yeah, I mean, I hope he doesn't ask me for anything dead in the street and stare him in the face.
00:42:31.802 --> 00:42:37.990
I mean he looks rough but it's like he doesn't have like horns coming out of his head or anything.
00:42:37.990 --> 00:42:40.197
He might.
00:42:40.197 --> 00:42:48.045
So, after consulting his best friend, weasel Wade decides to hunt down Ajax and have his disfigurement cured.
00:42:48.045 --> 00:42:52.101
This is where it's like you look like an avocado who had sex with an uglier avocado.
00:42:52.643 --> 00:42:54.724
Yeah, or, like, hellraiser had sex with an uglier avocado.
00:42:54.724 --> 00:42:54.965
Yeah, really.
00:42:54.965 --> 00:42:57.820
Hella razor had sex with a topographical map of utah.
00:42:58.222 --> 00:43:02.195
I look like a ball sack with teeth and then he's like you know what you should do.
00:43:02.195 --> 00:43:03.400
You should do horror movies.
00:43:03.400 --> 00:43:07.576
Yeah, because he looks like freddy krueger I forgot the freddy joke, though.
00:43:07.615 --> 00:43:14.099
You can like cut his own arm off for the movie and it'd be fine, yeah and then I wrote down fuck face, whole joke.
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:16.164
Don't remember what that one was.
00:43:16.164 --> 00:43:17.735
I'm sure it was great.
00:43:17.936 --> 00:43:27.375
I should have paused it and got the whole joke um, and then they kind of talk about having a suit and mask and then we see this is where we get kind of a montage of him becoming a superhero.
00:43:27.375 --> 00:43:28.938
He becomes a mass vigilante.
00:43:28.938 --> 00:43:39.681
Takes the alias deadpool from weasel picking him and a deadpool, which is basically a bar bet with odds of on favorite being most likely to be killed that day, jesus Christ.
00:43:39.681 --> 00:43:42.336
So I like this.
00:43:42.336 --> 00:43:45.922
So they show all his different, how he gets his suit.
00:43:45.922 --> 00:43:57.079
At first he kind of looks like the Deadpool suit, but it's all white and then he's getting blood all over it and then he makes it red and there's one where he has like a mask where he only has like one eye.
00:43:57.199 --> 00:43:58.503
I believe that's like a death stroke.
00:43:58.503 --> 00:44:05.226
I believe reference, because I think there was like a bit in the comics about that or something, because they essentially have the same suit.
00:44:05.226 --> 00:44:10.840
Oh nice, we see that he moves into a home of an elderly, blind woman named Al.
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:15.550
Deadpool chooses a red costume based on Al's suggestions so that his enemies I love her.
00:44:15.751 --> 00:44:22.123
I know she's so good Based on the suggestions so no one can see him bleed, and she also has super deadpan sense of humor.
00:44:22.123 --> 00:44:29.521
She loves cocaine and then over the course of the next year, he questions and kills many of Ajax's associates.
00:44:29.521 --> 00:44:33.376
Getting better and better, we get the Zamboni kill.
00:44:34.778 --> 00:44:36.740
I've got to kill you with a Zamboni.
00:44:37.681 --> 00:44:39.304
I'll kill you in five minutes.
00:44:39.304 --> 00:44:45.010
And then, like he ends up like hitting this little girl in a fight and he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
00:44:45.010 --> 00:44:48.456
And then another one does, and then he like beats her up.
00:44:48.456 --> 00:44:53.626
He's like I don't know if this is sexist if I don't beat you up or if I do beat you up, but either way, and then just kills them both.
00:44:53.626 --> 00:45:01.019
And then, after all that he's killing everybody, until one the recruiter reveals Ajax whereabouts.
00:45:01.019 --> 00:45:08.556
And then he's like he gets to the point where he's going to essentially kill him and he like turns the camera away so that before he kills the recruiter.
00:45:08.556 --> 00:45:10.416
So fun and smart.
00:45:10.416 --> 00:45:17.922
So, following a string of leads, deadpool tracks down ajax to convoy of cars on expressway doff hinder is a taxi driver.
00:45:17.961 --> 00:45:19.507
He befriends deadpool on the way.
00:45:20.251 --> 00:45:23.760
Now we're back at the beginning a lot of this going on here.
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:26.164
Yeah, deadpool explains his relationship.
00:45:26.186 --> 00:45:56.284
You feel like it kind of kind of stopped stopping the motion, like that kind of takes kind of like removes you from the experience a little bit um, you know, I think if a lot of like the more dialogue scenes were a little bit better, I don't think it would have been as bad, because I do like the cutting throughout time they do it so much yeah, I just think, if I think if some of the just like the character beats whenever it's outside of being a superhero, we're a little bit better and like they're not even that bad.
00:45:56.375 --> 00:45:59.996
I'm just it really slows down the movie and you can feel it yeah.
00:46:00.016 --> 00:46:02.443
I feel like they could have used better like transitions yeah.
00:46:02.824 --> 00:46:06.840
I don't know, it could have used maybe a little bit work with the way it's.
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:14.284
That's really the only thing I've noticed pacing and the way it's edited, I guess, and I think that I think, when you first watch it, though, I think it works really well.
00:46:14.284 --> 00:46:16.632
I think it's just the fact that I've seen it two or three times now.
00:46:16.672 --> 00:46:17.755
I think it's like oh, I get the bit.
00:46:18.297 --> 00:46:24.581
Yeah, get to the good stuff let's just start with the slow, boring stuff and then let's get to all the good stuff you can't even fast forward.
00:46:24.601 --> 00:46:33.061
You gotta like stop here, go, here go yeah, I think the usual origin Like huge buildups yeah.
00:46:33.121 --> 00:46:37.085
Yeah, because especially at this time, all the Marvel movies.
00:46:37.085 --> 00:46:41.168
Everybody was eating their origin story and it was all the same long buildup.
00:46:41.168 --> 00:46:42.090
Hey, they have powers.
00:46:42.090 --> 00:46:43.110
Now here's the movie.
00:46:43.110 --> 00:46:44.751
Yeah, After an hour.
00:46:44.751 --> 00:46:49.427
So I'm assuming that's probably them just being like, well, we can't just do exactly that.
00:46:50.155 --> 00:46:53.945
Not saying it's perfect or anything, but just trying to work it out.
00:46:53.945 --> 00:46:58.286
Sure, so now that we're at the beginning, deadpool explains his relationship with Al.
00:46:58.286 --> 00:47:00.382
His hand is still cut off.
00:47:00.382 --> 00:47:03.885
We see that he's having the blind lady build all the furniture.
00:47:03.885 --> 00:47:06.684
She puts it together, just completely falls apart.
00:47:06.684 --> 00:47:10.802
And then we cut to Ajax.
00:47:10.802 --> 00:47:17.588
He knows that Wade will come for him when he he heals, and he has no leverage on wade now.
00:47:18.056 --> 00:47:31.000
they're going to go find him, though this is where he strokes her cheek with his hand yeah, oh, that's right here, actually, because she's trying to convince him to go talk to vanessa and then he's like there's this like whole little conversation with them.
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:32.063
He's like I can't do it because I'm ugly or whatever.
00:47:32.063 --> 00:47:33.548
Then he takes a baby, his baby hand, and starts conversation with them.
00:47:33.548 --> 00:47:35.074
He's like I can't do it because I'm ugly or whatever.
00:47:35.074 --> 00:47:40.643
Then he takes his baby hand and starts stroking her and he's like you're going to want to get out of here.
00:47:41.114 --> 00:47:41.938
I'm going to jerk off.
00:47:43.056 --> 00:47:44.762
It's going to look massive in this thing.
00:47:48.096 --> 00:47:49.762
That's one of the best jokes in the movie.
00:47:50.355 --> 00:47:51.217
Did you watch Deadpool 2?
00:47:51.217 --> 00:47:52.742
Oh yeah, Because they do the similar bit.
00:47:52.742 --> 00:47:53.164
They have the legs.
00:47:53.184 --> 00:47:53.744
Did you watch Deadpool 2?
00:47:53.744 --> 00:47:54.748
Oh yeah, Because they do the similar bit.
00:47:54.748 --> 00:47:56.092
They have the legs, but they do it with the legs instead.
00:47:56.092 --> 00:47:56.994
Yeah, that was really really good.
00:47:58.838 --> 00:47:59.800
He's like a toddler.
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:05.903
Yeah, so funny, which I love, because they do that in Ant-Man 2.
00:48:05.903 --> 00:48:11.925
The second Ant-Man where he gets stuck, shrunk down a little bit, but he's shrunk like a toddler.
00:48:11.925 --> 00:48:15.097
There's one, what's his name?
00:48:15.097 --> 00:48:15.699
Michael?
00:48:15.699 --> 00:48:18.797
Uh, the hank pym?
00:48:18.797 --> 00:48:21.262
He's right, is that the?
00:48:21.262 --> 00:48:22.746
The older ant man?
00:48:22.746 --> 00:48:24.289
He's like with him in the school.
00:48:24.289 --> 00:48:26.961
He's like he's like you better run along, I'll get you a juice box.
00:48:26.961 --> 00:48:29.757
It's like it's the best show, that whole movie, it's so good.
00:48:29.757 --> 00:48:33.847
Um so, ajax, he goes to weasel's bar and learns about vanessa.
00:48:33.847 --> 00:48:35.675
Weasel calls wade and tells him vanessa is in danger.
00:48:35.675 --> 00:48:35.891
Wade goes to weasel's bar and learns about vanessa.
00:48:35.891 --> 00:48:37.141
Weasel calls wade and tells him vanessa is in danger.
00:48:37.141 --> 00:48:41.715
Wade goes to the strip club where she works, but hesitates before he can face her.
00:48:41.715 --> 00:48:44.141
Then he goes into the bathroom to prep himself.
00:48:44.141 --> 00:48:47.956
Come on, you can do this, you can do this, throwing water in his face and stuff.
00:48:47.956 --> 00:48:53.547
But in the meantime aj kidnaps vanessa and then Wade flips his shit.
00:48:53.547 --> 00:48:57.934
He and Angel Dust tell Deadpool to meet them on a.
00:48:58.054 --> 00:48:58.617
She's so hot.
00:48:58.617 --> 00:49:01.679
Who His girlfriend oh, vanessa, yeah.
00:49:02.355 --> 00:49:09.360
Yeah, I'm trying to think what else she's in Because she's a very recognizable face, but I meant to look that up.
00:49:09.360 --> 00:49:17.719
So Ajax and Angel Dust tell Deadpool to meet them on decommissioned helicarrier in a scrapyard and he puts like a little shit emoji.
00:49:18.461 --> 00:49:19.344
And he's like what is that?
00:49:19.485 --> 00:49:24.023
It's like I believe that because he's with Weasel and Al at that time.
00:49:24.023 --> 00:49:25.887
It's like I believe that's a shit.
00:49:26.414 --> 00:49:29.360
I love how you just draw the picture before.
00:49:29.702 --> 00:49:32.849
Yeah, the crayons, oh yeah, um.
00:49:32.849 --> 00:49:42.206
And this little part is pretty funny because this is the first time that weasel and al are meeting and like, oh, what, like we?
00:49:42.206 --> 00:49:45.637
This is where al's looking for like cocaine and stuff and we was like what.
00:49:45.637 --> 00:49:50.257
And then it makes a sex joke and it's like, oh, you wouldn't have sex, like you'd be surprised.
00:49:50.257 --> 00:49:52.460
And he's like weasel, like what?
00:49:52.460 --> 00:49:59.804
And then once Deadpool leaves, you just have weasels like you, don't get fucked up to Al, so good.
00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:11.800
So Deadpool prepares for battle but knows that he will need help and he tells I think he tells weasels like I need guns, I need all the guns, hell yeah.
00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:13.534
And we see him when he's prepping.
00:50:13.534 --> 00:50:18.942
He throws a bunch of guns, just every possible gun, throws in a people magazine of Hugh as the sexiest man alive.
00:50:18.942 --> 00:50:21.679
Oh, and this is where we.
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:39.635
This is where actually the line with like the let's get fucked up and stuff, because a weasel turns away, he's like I'd go with you but I don't wanna wanna.
00:50:39.635 --> 00:50:40.202
So funny, so funny.
00:50:40.202 --> 00:50:41.193
Tj miller rushes in this movie.
00:50:41.193 --> 00:50:52.842
So meanwhile ajax tells vanessa that wade is still alive she doesn't know still at this point and she has been kidnapped because he still has feelings for her duh, deadpool convinces colossus and negasonic to help him, as he holds them responsible for allowing ajax escape.
00:50:53.384 --> 00:50:57.039
And a trio takes the cab to the scrapyard.
00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:58.443
But I love it when he opens the door.
00:50:58.443 --> 00:51:03.521
She opens the door and he's like Ripley from Alien 3?
00:51:03.521 --> 00:51:04.724
Is that good?
00:51:04.724 --> 00:51:10.663
And he says, oh yeah, I guess you two will do, since the studio couldn't afford any other X-Men.
00:51:10.663 --> 00:51:12.067
Oh shit.
00:51:13.576 --> 00:51:14.621
They're just like low level.
00:51:14.621 --> 00:51:17.978
They're not even that powerfulus.
00:51:17.978 --> 00:51:18.559
Oh yeah, colossus is.
00:51:18.581 --> 00:51:32.746
He's still not one of the main ones, but like yeah, when you think of x-men, you think of but you've never really seen colossus and cyclops and yeah, because in the original movies, like the original trilogy, he was like the teenager learning and stuff, I believe.
00:51:32.746 --> 00:51:34.376
Actually I can't remember.
00:51:34.376 --> 00:51:35.197
I need need to rewatch those.
00:51:35.197 --> 00:51:38.666
Maybe, I don't know At least the X -Men 2.
00:51:39.096 --> 00:51:39.840
I do like him, though.
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:41.592
Like, especially when he punches him in the dick.
00:51:41.592 --> 00:51:43.141
Yeah, Like, oh your poor wife.
00:51:45.396 --> 00:51:48.478
So they call a cab, it's Doff Hinder.
00:51:48.478 --> 00:51:49.641
Of course they pick some up.
00:51:49.641 --> 00:52:01.217
Wade asks about his love interest and he's like oh, nothing.
00:52:01.217 --> 00:52:02.280
And then he, we start hearing something in the trunk.
00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:03.264
We learned that he kidnapped his love interest.
00:52:03.264 --> 00:52:04.307
Uh uh, boyfriend, I guess, and put him in the trunk.
00:52:04.307 --> 00:52:04.528
He's like.
00:52:04.528 --> 00:52:06.454
He's like, I did what you told me to and klaus is like are you serious?
00:52:06.454 --> 00:52:07.541
He's like I did not.
00:52:07.541 --> 00:52:08.284
I would never say that.
00:52:08.284 --> 00:52:09.954
Keep doing it, kill him, kill everybody.
00:52:09.954 --> 00:52:16.135
That's some of the best stuff, and then so impressionable?
00:52:16.516 --> 00:52:19.724
we cut to when they gotta walk out in all slow motion.
00:52:19.724 --> 00:52:27.021
We get the X, gonna give it to ya it always works in superhero movies when people walk in slow motion all the time.
00:52:27.255 --> 00:52:29.579
Well, you gotta have guns always works or explosions.
00:52:29.639 --> 00:52:31.023
Pop song slow motion.
00:52:31.023 --> 00:52:39.311
I wish there was a little few more heroes maybe and then immediately Deadpool says he forgot his duffel bag.
00:52:39.333 --> 00:52:46.853
So he forgot all of his guns so he calls Dolphinder, who ends up wrecking his car while there's somebody stuck in his trunk.
00:52:46.853 --> 00:52:50.090
And then Deadpool just is like fuck it, we're doing it.
00:52:50.090 --> 00:52:55.344
Poor Dolph, never listen to Deadpool.
00:52:55.344 --> 00:52:58.380
Then Ajak appears from the top of the helicarrier and asks what's his name.
00:52:58.380 --> 00:52:59.385
Oh, poor Dolph, never listen to Deadpool.
00:52:59.385 --> 00:53:05.893
Ajak appears from the top of the helicarrier and asks what's his name, and Angel Dust does the superhero landing Deadpool's like.
00:53:06.074 --> 00:53:06.576
Everybody watch.
00:53:06.576 --> 00:53:07.338
She's gonna do it.
00:53:07.338 --> 00:53:08.771
She's gonna do the superhero landing.
00:53:12.608 --> 00:53:27.360
So while Colossus and Negasonic battle Angel Dust and several other soldiers, we see that Angel Dust is hella strong and Negasonic essentially can just blow up Ball of fame, and I love it because there's a line when we see her first blow up.
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:33.826
I pity the boy who tries to con her into sex on prom night Splooge and then.
00:53:34.065 --> 00:53:34.387
Deadpool.
00:53:34.387 --> 00:53:37.813
I meant to be like splode, I don't know.
00:53:37.813 --> 00:53:40.599
Splosion Like Splosion man, it's about the same.
00:53:41.985 --> 00:53:44.264
Like the little cartoon game If you can find like a middle word there that combines both of them.
00:53:44.264 --> 00:53:49.315
Just exploding all of a sudden Splooge, splooge.
00:53:49.315 --> 00:53:55.295
So Deadpool fights his way through Ajax's henchmen and eventually engages him.
00:53:55.295 --> 00:53:59.827
We get the underwear bit, though, where he's like he rips his underwear off.
00:53:59.827 --> 00:54:01.309
It's like, oh hey, I give up.
00:54:01.309 --> 00:54:03.092
I give up.
00:54:03.092 --> 00:54:07.119
We see him meet Bob, some guy that he used to work with, and it knocks him out immediately.
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:11.927
Apparently, bob in the comics is like a crappy sidekick for him.
00:54:12.067 --> 00:54:19.775
Yeah, but I love it because when he knocks out Bob we see him dragging the body, it's like, what's he going to do?
00:54:19.775 --> 00:54:22.858
And then we get the shot whenever he's like, hey, francis.
00:54:22.858 --> 00:54:25.860
And then from Francis' point of view, it just says Francis.
00:54:27.844 --> 00:54:29.186
So good.
00:54:29.186 --> 00:54:42.817
And then we get Negasonic shooting Deadpool up on the helicarrier, ajax puts Vanessa in the breathing machine or lack of breathing machine, I guess and then they fight A drowning machine, yeah, so they have little.
00:54:42.817 --> 00:54:44.097
One-on-one fights are all right.
00:54:44.097 --> 00:54:49.822
I feel like it's just like a bland setting when they're fighting, because I feel like the first one in the warehouse.
00:54:49.822 --> 00:54:50.382
It's meh.
00:54:50.382 --> 00:54:53.063
It's just got a cool ending where he stabs the thing in it.
00:54:53.083 --> 00:54:55.068
Yeah, he jumps down on him, yeah stabs yeah, he jumps down on him, yeah.
00:54:55.068 --> 00:55:08.496
And then in this one it's just still like basic, like oh, two people that can't really hurt each other fighting, but until he does the head stab that rules always down for that so good, that's fucking sweet.
00:55:08.597 --> 00:55:11.425
Yeah, can't you just like cut her head off or something right?
00:55:11.425 --> 00:55:13.289
Yeah, right because they don't.
00:55:13.289 --> 00:55:15.454
I mean, they do regenerate, just not as fast.
00:55:15.494 --> 00:55:17.918
Yeah, and then we see Vanessa.
00:55:17.918 --> 00:55:23.153
She escapes the tank and then stabs Ajax and this is where she has powers now.
00:55:23.153 --> 00:55:32.454
No, she just like because he like stabbed inside the tank to like save Vanessa, like she was able to breathe and she was able to open it.
00:55:32.454 --> 00:55:37.036
But she falls down after stabbing Ajax and then deadpool's laying on the ground.
00:55:37.036 --> 00:55:43.532
He's just staring at her and this is where we get all like the happy tree friend characters coming out essentially that's really funny.
00:55:43.592 --> 00:55:50.911
And then, as like his vision's fading or whatever, and ajax is about to come beat him up, like all the characters turn into skeletons.
00:55:50.911 --> 00:56:08.351
It's so good, it's so good, um, but then we kind of cutting to, so like Angel Dust defeats Colossus, essentially because as he's fighting her, like her boob comes out and he's like oh, your boob oh no that's so sweet of you.
00:56:08.371 --> 00:56:09.715
and then, like, hits him right in the balls.
00:56:09.715 --> 00:56:15.545
But then he she's like choking him with something and it's like, can that even be possible like a cable?
00:56:15.545 --> 00:56:17.733
Yeah, and choking him with something and it's like, can that even be possible Like a cable?
00:56:17.733 --> 00:56:22.190
Yeah, and then Negasonic attacks her but accidentally destroys the equipment holding the Helicarrier upright.
00:56:22.190 --> 00:56:24.791
She just flame on or whatever.
00:56:26.168 --> 00:56:29.295
She's not careful, she's like me anywhere I go.
00:56:29.516 --> 00:56:43.148
Yeah, so as the Helicarrier tips over, Colossus carries Negasonic, it's not Sonic tips over Colossus, carries Negasonic and Angel just to safety, while Deadpool saves Vanessa Kind of saves Vanessa, she essentially just falls for her death.
00:56:43.148 --> 00:56:54.728
Though, at the same time and I love it whenever, because we see that Ajax survives, but everybody survives and you see Deadpool's like, woohoo, that was awesome.
00:56:54.728 --> 00:56:59.177
And then Ajax immediately tackles him, but Deadpool subdues him.
00:56:59.177 --> 00:56:59.481
He's like, woohoo, that was awesome.
00:56:59.481 --> 00:57:00.041
And then Ajax immediately tackles him, but Deadpool subdues him.
00:57:00.041 --> 00:57:02.233
He's like breaking all his bones and stuff.
00:57:02.233 --> 00:57:06.552
And then this is when Ajax reveals there is no cure for Wade's disfigurement.
00:57:06.552 --> 00:57:09.701
But, dummy, ajax just essentially signed his death warrant.
00:57:09.842 --> 00:57:11.349
Because it's like oh, he doesn't need you anymore.
00:57:11.349 --> 00:57:12.273
Yeah, he doesn't need you anymore.
00:57:13.106 --> 00:57:15.351
And then he like asks his name, what's my name?
00:57:15.351 --> 00:57:16.996
He's like who the fuck cares?
00:57:16.996 --> 00:57:18.291
And he's like gonna shoot him.
00:57:18.291 --> 00:57:26.474
But then Colossus gives his whole moving speech about being a hero and, despite the objections from Colossus, deadpool just kills Ajax oh well.
00:57:26.474 --> 00:57:29.284
And Colossus vomits everywhere.
00:57:29.284 --> 00:57:31.844
Like what are his organs?
00:57:31.844 --> 00:57:32.896
He's so tender hearted.
00:57:32.896 --> 00:57:35.380
Does he vomit like molten?
00:57:35.380 --> 00:57:36.829
No, he drinks molten.
00:57:36.849 --> 00:57:39.117
No, he eats, he drinks milk and he eats cereal and shit.
00:57:39.117 --> 00:57:40.201
I don't know how that works.
00:57:40.300 --> 00:57:40.943
I'm just assuming.
00:57:40.963 --> 00:57:41.445
Maybe it's his outside.
00:57:41.445 --> 00:57:42.548
It's like a ninja blender.
00:57:42.708 --> 00:57:45.228
I can only assume that it's just like his outside skin.
00:57:45.228 --> 00:57:45.831
I don't know.
00:57:45.831 --> 00:57:48.371
I wonder how like tough his tool it is.
00:57:49.148 --> 00:57:49.972
He's gotta sit on it yeah.
00:57:52.619 --> 00:57:54.166
I want a solo closet does he.
00:57:54.166 --> 00:57:59.938
I just want a day I want to like a little 30 minute short of just Claw's doing everyday things.
00:58:00.786 --> 00:58:02.974
We want to know how you do things.
00:58:02.974 --> 00:58:06.101
That's why he has to live at the mansion?
00:58:06.101 --> 00:58:09.014
Yeah, because they have lots of people to help out with yeah, exactly.
00:58:09.014 --> 00:58:10.389
He has a full staff.
00:58:10.525 --> 00:58:19.409
It's like somebody get the bucket Claw's got poop and then after all this, after Ajax and everybody's dead, we get Deadpool's like crap.
00:58:19.409 --> 00:58:21.570
I gotta talk to Vanessa like what do I even say?
00:58:21.570 --> 00:58:26.777
I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl telling her what the fuck am I gonna tell her?
00:58:26.777 --> 00:58:30.164
I love it, love a good nodding hill hill reference.
00:58:30.164 --> 00:58:36.771
Me and Natalie have never seen that movie but I constantly bring it up as a joke because I only know that line.
00:58:36.771 --> 00:58:40.449
But then vanessa angrily berates wilson for leaving her.
00:58:40.449 --> 00:58:44.085
But then you know, as always, of course they're gonna be fine.
00:58:44.085 --> 00:58:49.849
She reconciles with him after she sees her, his disfigured face, and learns the real reason why he never came back to her.
00:58:49.849 --> 00:58:52.755
But whenever he takes off, he's gonna take off his mask.
00:58:53.436 --> 00:58:59.496
It's a huge jackman mask and takes this off and she's like whoa, but this is where we get the line.
00:58:59.757 --> 00:59:02.489
It's like it's a face I'd be happy to sit on.
00:59:02.489 --> 00:59:04.755
Oh wonderful.
00:59:04.755 --> 00:59:07.748
He tells Clauses and Negasonic to go.
00:59:07.748 --> 00:59:11.898
She calls him cool and he's like what you think I'm cool?
00:59:11.898 --> 00:59:16.253
Wade then kisses Vanessa while he plays Wham.
00:59:17.860 --> 00:59:25.791
Careless Whisper by Wham yeah, it's so good and then in the do you watch the post credit scenes?
00:59:25.791 --> 00:59:27.652
No, do you ever seen them?
00:59:27.652 --> 00:59:30.094
So he's doing Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
00:59:30.094 --> 00:59:31.844
So he comes in with like the robe.
00:59:31.844 --> 00:59:33.402
He's like what are you doing here, go.
00:59:33.402 --> 00:59:39.014
But then he tells the audience that the film is over and announces a sequel featuring Cable.
00:59:40.077 --> 00:59:41.990
Okay, that's the guy that travels through time.
00:59:42.371 --> 00:59:50.552
Yeah, essentially, and it's played by Thanos James Brolin, josh Brolin, josh Brolin.
00:59:50.552 --> 00:59:52.713
Yeah, james Brolin, I don't know Something like that.
00:59:52.713 --> 00:59:54.356
And that's Deadpool Fun, so cool.
00:59:54.376 --> 00:59:55.016
I don't know something like that.
00:59:55.036 --> 00:59:55.677
And that's Deadpool.
00:59:55.677 --> 00:59:56.057
Hell yeah, so cool.
00:59:56.057 --> 00:59:56.998
Super enjoyable.
00:59:56.998 --> 00:59:59.702
It's not super long, which is nice.
00:59:59.702 --> 01:00:08.313
Probably still could have cut five minutes, as I'll always say with every movie, but yeah, it's just, it's a little romp, it's a nice little comedy, the violence.
01:00:08.313 --> 01:00:20.902
It's like you get your violence, you get your comedy and then if you and your love, the only problem is is like if you didn't like a superhero movies, then like obviously you can't watch it, but it's like why are you watching a dumb comedy like an anti-hero?
01:00:21.284 --> 01:00:22.748
yeah, it definitely isn't.
01:00:22.748 --> 01:00:25.777
Yeah, it's definitely an anti-hero, even though he only kills bad guys.
01:00:25.777 --> 01:00:30.012
Didn't really kill any of the good guys, except for maybe those little kids at the beginning.
01:00:30.012 --> 01:00:36.496
Then you also got to think all these henchmen have families, it's like the problem I run they have to die.
01:00:36.596 --> 01:00:37.177
It's like the problem.
01:00:37.177 --> 01:00:38.447
I run into the john wick movies.
01:00:38.447 --> 01:00:46.867
I'm like there's just like a guy being a bouncer at this bar and he just like straight up, headshot him three times, like that guy could have just been protecting the bar.
01:00:46.867 --> 01:00:47.711
What's he supposed to do?
01:00:47.711 --> 01:00:49.340
Just knock some of these people out.
01:00:49.340 --> 01:00:50.746
We don't have to headshot everybody.
01:00:50.746 --> 01:00:53.791
Yeah, he does, um, but anyways, I love the john wick movies.
01:00:53.791 --> 01:00:55.295
Sorry, I made bad remarks about them.
01:00:55.675 --> 01:00:58.990
We're going to head to our first category the good, the bad, the ugly, the fine.
01:00:58.990 --> 01:01:06.315
It's where we talk about the good of the film, something we like, the bad of the film, something we didn't like, the ugly, something that aged well or poorly.
01:01:06.315 --> 01:01:09.193
And the fine, something that aged great.
01:01:09.193 --> 01:01:11.090
What do you got for the good?
01:01:12.264 --> 01:01:13.706
Just all the action.
01:01:13.706 --> 01:01:14.005
I loved it.
01:01:14.005 --> 01:01:14.425
Just all the action.
01:01:14.445 --> 01:01:14.885
I loved it.
01:01:14.885 --> 01:01:16.887
Yeah, yeah, it's really good.
01:01:16.887 --> 01:01:19.728
Great action that's a nice place in my heart.
01:01:19.728 --> 01:01:22.469
Yeah, my good was Ryan Reynolds.
01:01:22.469 --> 01:01:23.489
Yeah, you know.
01:01:24.210 --> 01:01:25.090
He's fucking funny.
01:01:25.150 --> 01:01:30.032
He's an actor that sometimes, like I'll go through phases where I'm like, oh, he's just doing his Ryan Reynolds thing, Right.
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But then every time I watch a movie with Ryan Reynolds, I'm like he's doing his round of rounds I actually kind of like it.
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I guess he's just not in a lot of movies that I love.
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You know, like, probably my favorite of his is probably Just Friends, I don't know.
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I watched that a billion times.
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It's where he's like, it's a Christmas type movie.
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He's going to visit Super sappy.
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Well, it's got Anna Faris in it.
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It's so funny.
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If you haven't seen it, you literally should watch it.
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It's so goofy.
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I probably have seen it.
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She's insane in it.
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It's so funny.
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What do you got?
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What's the bad for you?
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What's something you didn't like about the film?
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You said a few things.
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I mean it was fallacy.
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Yeah, I thought sometimes it went a little over the top with goofiness.
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Yeah, just a little bit.
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I think they would have dialed it back just a smidge Gotcha, it would have been okay, it would have been better.
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My issue is the color correction.
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Why does it have to look so gray?
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Oh, comic books are colorful people.
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Yeah, make your movies colorful with comic book characters.
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I get it.
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We're doing it for a general audience.
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And they found, while doing test screenings through all the marvel movies, superhero movies, that like if you just take a little bit of the color out, it gets better.
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I don't know test screenings, but I'm like dude, all the skies have clouds.
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Let me see a cloud in the sky.
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It doesn't have to be pure white.
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It's so annoying because marvel does the same thing, except I felt like this one was more harsh than the marvel one.
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It's just I'm like his red should pop even more, but because you have this color and I get that, they're wanting his suit to pop.
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But it's like it's still everybody's in black and everything's just like kind of gray, like the asphalt's gray, the sky's gray.
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It's like dude, we don't, it doesn't have to look like this.
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And even the blood isn't like, yeah, that bright, it's like dark, it's like it's a little darker.
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And maybe they did it because, to keep it, that's more realistic.
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Anyway, I mean, you don't need bright, red gushing blood all the time In my comic book gory movie I do.
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Um, so, uh, ugly, what's something that didn't age.
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Well, uh, I don't know, man, his uh, nothing, really not for me.
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Mine is uh, it's not really this movie, but just uh, super real movies we're all kind of done with them.
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I know they're kind of they've been going through this, they they forgot how to make good ones.
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Yeah that's yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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He's turning pieces of shit in the gold.
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I mean, even though, like I, love Guardians 3,.
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I'm like the one person that loved Thor, Love and Thunder.
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That movie looked bad.
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I did like.
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Thor Love and Thunder it's like people like, yeah, people didn't like how jokey it was, but I was like, and I guess, because Taka Watiti has like a billion shows that he's producing and his flag loves.
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Death or flag means death what we do in the shadows reservoir reservation dogs yeah, that one's funny too, and then like I don't know, I think people are just kind of getting tired of him.
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So I'm hoping whatever he does next, people will be like oh wow, are we tired of him?
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I love how goofy it is though.
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Yeah, it's awesome.
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It's awesome.
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It's like thor first two.
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Thor is boring.
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Like just give me some fun.
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I just want to go to a superhero movie and be like huh, this is fun.
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It's like I don't need it to be a five star.
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It doesn't not.
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Every superhero movie is going to be the dark knight, right?
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it's going to be the huge blockbuster yeah, like I mean, it's like great some of the visuals thor's funny, everybody's funny so funny when they're like they're punishing him by not inviting him to the orgy which I'd be happy.
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This everybody's gonna be pissed at that.
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Oh man, all right, the fine something that age.
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Well, look, there's really only like probably one answer, and I don't know man, I guess just this action heroes.
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Ryan Reynolds, I just put Ryan Reynolds.
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Ryan Reynolds, yeah, he just won't go anywhere.
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He's in great shape, he's constantly going to be around, yeah, all right, so we're going to move to our next category, which is double feature.
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It's where we pick a movie that goes well with this movie.
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What did you pick?
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Yes, well, with this movie what did you pick?
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yes, uh, punisher, great.
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Um, I put Hot Shots Part.
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I just wanted like a parody movie, that wasn't a superhero movie, and I watched Hot Shots Part yeah, I've never seen the first one.
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I've only seen the second one it's got Charlie Sheen um, the guy from one of the whose line is it?
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Anyways, guys, ryan styles the tall one.
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Yeah, yeah, the really tall one yeah, I think so super funny.
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Go check it out.
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Um, I should re-watch.
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It's been so long, it's so silly.
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Yeah, it's like it's just straight up like dumb parody, like I think at one point there's, like you know, the toy chicken that goes.
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I think, that shooting eggs yeah it's wild.
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I love that movie but I watched the Top Gun, the new Top Gun, a few weeks ago.
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Oh, maverick, yeah, yeah, that movie's really good.
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It was pretty cool.
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Pretty fun when a a sequel everybody's saving each other 30 years later is better than the first one.
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I love Tom Gunn, but that's our conclusion of Deadpool.
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It's like I can't wait to see Deadpool versus or Deadpool Wolverine.
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Yeah, seeing that Sunday, god you know it's going to be so funny.
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Yeah, it better be.
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I'd be so pissed off.
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It's like, oh, we finally got Hugh Jackman in a suit and stuff, and it's okay, yeah, why were people crying when they saw it?
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Because they liked it or because they?
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hated it.
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It's just because we've seen Hugh Jackman's has been Wolverine for so long.
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But he's never worn the suit.
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Well, because studios are so scared to put him in suits, just put him in the comic accurate suits.
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No, they just think it looks goofy Because he's a little man, old, stuffy.
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Billionaires don't like it.
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They're scared that they will only make like $40 billion instead of $80 billion that year, I'm assuming, I don't know.
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Studios are cowards a lot of the time, so, honestly, and it's like, this movie is only like $48 or $58 million.
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He did wear a suit in other movies, though didn't he.
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They're all just like black, like boring, with the X on it and shit.
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Yeah, it's all just like hey, we just got off our motorcycles.
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Type looks Hell.
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Yeah.
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Instead of like no, we want the bright yellow and blue, or like red sometimes, and he's done brown a little bit.
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It's like give us that.
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Also make them visually shorter.
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I can't wait to hear them talk about that, how he got the suit or why he has to wear it.
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I know they're going to do it.
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They're going to do it.
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I can't wait.
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So that's our discussion on Deadpool.
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Make sure you join us next week.
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Jason doesn't know the movie yet, but since this director is coming out with a movie then Friday that this next movie is going to be released, or podcast.
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I mean, we're doing Signs, my favorite M Night Shyamalan movie.
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Oh, the M Night.
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Do you like Signs?
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Yeah, yeah, I like Signs.
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Signs is my favorite.
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I can't wait to shit on it A little bit.
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Wow, gee, I wonder why you're going to.
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No, that was just a movie that I watched as a kid, so much it used to scare me and it's just like a fun horror movie.
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That's like okay that kids can watch because it's not really, it's not really bloody or anything and it's, yeah, it's like a great like and it is quite scary.
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Introducing um kids to like scary movie.
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I feel like it's a very good one.
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Maybe I just was watching it with the wrong intentions I, I was going to say or the wrong like perspective, yeah I don't know it's just also.
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I don't know, and there is some bad things about the movie.
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It's just funny.
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I think it's a good movie all around.
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Yeah and swing away, that's all.
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I'm going to say Swing away.
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