Drag, Day Drinking & Drama: Live from Ice Palace with the Legendary Hedda Lettuce

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What happens when you let Enfant Terrible, now just terrible, Daniel Nardicho, off his leash to say and do whatever he wants?
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The man who is offended everyone is back.
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Along with my brother from another mother, Adam Klesh, we're back with our latest creation, Trigger Warning, a podcast that is not for the faint of heart.
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Prepare to be offended, enlightened, and highly entertained.
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Trigger Warning is not a safe space podcast, but answers the questions no one wants to ask.
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Serves steep in vodka and a day.
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A dash of bitter.
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Each week we'll bring you the highest and lowest in NYC nightlife.
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So buckle up.
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You've been warned.
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Alright, gentlemen.
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Uh, ladies, uh, or I should say, lady and gentlemen.
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I think we just have Stella as a woman watching.
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My name is Daniel Nardiccio.
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I'm Adam Clash.
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We're live here at the Ice Palace.
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Trigger Warning Live.
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This is the second live one we done.
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Last night we done.
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Girl, you're gonna blow your voice out.
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You don't have to scream over the music.
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We can hear it.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, it just sounds like it's active in here.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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Sorry about that.
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Good lord.
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You ever do uh ASMR like uh you ever do like ASMR stuff?
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Where they're like, they're like this or I'm eating an apple.
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This is me petting a kidney.
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This is me eating an apple.
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This is me jerking off.
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Yeah, I know.
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I love it.
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I do actually love going on YouTube and putting in ASMR and listening to them because they're really corny as everything.
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Girl, when I decide to go to bed, everything is ASMR.
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I can put in a show, I can put in a documentary.
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You know I love to sleep uh with something on.
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I've watched- Look, you're you're operating it properly.
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So you loosen it, move it, tighten it.
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Okay, don't fight against the gears, girl.
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Jesus.
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You're not topping the microphone.
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So I found this lovely accoutrement.
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No.
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No.
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I love I found this lovely accoutrement.
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You know what that means?
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Yes.
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You do?
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Accoutrement?
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Yes, it's like an accessory, an outfit.
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Yeah, totally.
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Well, our listeners don't.
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A wearable chotchki.
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A wearable choski.
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In my room.
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In my actual room, I found in my room in the storage unit.
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This managed to somehow be hidden in my room, and I found it and thought it'd have to be behind a refrigerator.
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Did you not see it?
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Yeah, of course I saw it.
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Oh, you saw it in my room.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I did not see it.
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Boy, you're how can you look, Daniel?
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I didn't ever notice it.
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Because you just have so much fabulousness in your life.
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So, anyway, I I I want to ask uh well when we get to our cast, one of the questions I want to ask her is Is this the first time she's ever done a live podcast in the basically back room of a nightclub?
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This is where the sex where the magic happens at the underwear parties.
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It's the meet and greet, as as our listeners and watcher may know.
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We refer to the meet and greet.
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This is where I do my meet and greet.
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Which I parenthetically I have to say, this past underwear party was wild.
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The busiest.
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This is what I mean, by the way.
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Just talk at a normal level, you assholes.
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Like, this is what I mean.
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They're like screening.
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And what are they, deaf?
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I just I'm starting to hate people.
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Nothing against the dev community.
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No, sorry about that.
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Yeah, there.
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Get ready for the letters.
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I am leaving PO box for one.
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I know, my PR.
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That's why we should use our PR box.
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Uh PR box.
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I am leaving right after we're done with this podcast because you know, uh one day, what is it they say?
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Uh one day I'll fly.
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One day, two days on the island is too much for me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I've gotten to that point now.
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It shows.
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It shows.
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It shows.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it's too much.
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But what are they screaming about?
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No one's having that much fun.
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They just saw the pool show.
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They should be crying.
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Well, anyway, guys, it's Pride Week.
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And last night we recorded uh with Ultronate and uh Naya T.
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And I just have to reiterate how much fun it was.
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But what was really fun about it was finding out the origin of Ultronate's name, which is cosmetics and perfume.
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Her mother Ultra Sheen was a makeup, and Ginate was my mother's uh my mother's perfume and which is.
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Next to her liter bottle of vodka.
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Liter bottle of vodka.
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She had a liter bottle of gin to the shape.
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She could have been ultra-noff.
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But she called it ginnate.
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But my mom, thinking she was fancy, called it ginnate.
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But my mom, to be fair, my mom also thought the Monet was French currency.
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So, um Yeah.
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Well, that was a good one.
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Yeah, it was good.
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That's a dad joke.
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You fuck her.
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You fucker.
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You give him the controls.
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Anyway, that's what's going on.
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What uh what are you doing for Pride Week?
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What am I doing for Pride Week?
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Leaving.
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Oh, where are you going?
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Berlin.
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's like my tradition now.
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Because like Taylor Schubert, our wonderful business partner, has the club so dialed in at Red Eye and Mila, and it's about them like really having their moment.
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And you know, Cherry Grove is um on the on the more vacation quieter side.
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Totally, yeah.
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And I need to check in with, you know, my my friends and my chosen family and my business over there, Gipsy Bear.
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And so Pride Week is actually delicious.
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Now, you know, actually, what's weird about Mila is she's transitioning.
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It's no one, it's not a secret.
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I saw her the other day and I said I went to go see stop that train, but I thought it was Stop That Tran, and I was supporting an anti-trans film, but unfortunately it was a RuPaul movie.
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Which will stop anyone from transitioning.
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I know, right?
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I actually enjoyed it-ish.
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I thought uh it was directed not so well, and I thought that when you're gonna uh you're gonna copy or like you know, kind of a pay homage to those airplane movies, the the editing is so important.
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Like if the guy says, Oh yeah, I know a little German and then it hands over to like a little guy in Lederhosen, like a uh, you know, a porg in Lederhosen.
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Yeah, that's a callback for our viewers that know what a porg is.
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Um it it it had such potential, but there were just so I don't know if we're gonna talk with our guests about it in a minute to see if they've seen it.
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But um I I don't know if our viewers or listeners have seen it yet, but what the problem was, and I love Fenton and Randy.
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I think what they're doing is great stuff.
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You know, I'm a big fan of the show and Rue and everyone.
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They've always been nothing but really nice to me.
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Uh I know it's getting louder.
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It's getting louder, and it's like five people.
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That's the funny thing.
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It's five people, and they're just like, let's crank it up.
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So five alcoholics stay here.
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So anyway, um I'm texting the sound man.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
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I'm gonna finish this by saying, uh, did you see it, Josh?
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No, totally joining.
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We're gonna talk about Josh's legs in a minute, too.
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So uh, and then we gotta get to our guests.
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Can we talk about the fact that when you pontificate in that, it's really something.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's almost uh, it's like Gabriel.
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You're like the announcer.
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So uh I'll just say this.
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Uh, it had so many things like Jesse Tyler Ferguson setting across from this woman who was about to have a baby and her water broke.
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That was such, he's such a talent that was so not funny.
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And I kept thinking, why is this in it?
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And then Jeff, I went with Jeff Easton, the photographer, and he said to me something really astute.
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He said, They probably got it out for words, you know, they wanted to be, you know, you have to have a certain length.
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So they added uh what would be B-roll or things that didn't work would be on the cutting room floor that a regular director, but they added it.
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I I think I always want to support those things because I think it's important to support queer cinema.
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Our actually, our guest today has been in a few things.
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Um, they were just talking about it before the show started.
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Um uh but but I sent up the flair by the way.
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You're all funny.
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I mean, I know Rue loves dad jokes.
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I love dad jokes.
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I love a dad joke, but a funny dad joke is a funny dad joke, and an unfunny one is and this had some real laugh out loud moments, but so much wasted.
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Monet came out, Monet Exchange, and had this one thing and rattled a line that I was like, what does that even mean?
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So anyway, that was top that train uh train train.
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She did not think that was funny, but I did.
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No, she did actually.
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I'm sorry.
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She gets my jokes.
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Anyway, that was that.
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Um should we go to the guests, or do you have something you want to talk about?
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No, I'm good.
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Let's hit the guests.
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I can barely think with all the music going on.
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There are there's it's my trigger warning, so I'll hold it.
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I've got a lot to say.
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I'm really excited about this guest because I've this is one of those people that I have to say uh was it has been around for a very long time in New York and also on Fire Island.
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I didn't know this person, and then they started doing shows here last year, the year before, and we started having coffee in the mornings at the coffee bar because she, like me, he, like me, is a coffee morning person because we're not out all night.
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You can't soar with the eagles when you're up all night hooting with the turkeys or hooting with the owls.
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Where the fuck did you pull turkeys from?
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There's something with turkeys, it's like gobbling with the turkeys.
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You can't soar with the eagles if you're up all night stuffing the turkeys.
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Stuffing the turkeys.
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That's what I always say.
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So, anyway, our next guest is proof that you can water your lettuce with vodka and applause anything is possible.
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She survived bad lighting, bad reviews, more sequins than should be legally allowed in three states.
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She's a woman of mystery, glamour, and questionable produce classification.
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Whether she's spilling tea, throwing shade, or somehow doing both at the same time, she remains New York's favorite head of lettuce.
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The only thing sharper than her wit is her contour.
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So lock up your boyfriends, your husbands, and your salad dressing because she's here and she's fabulous.
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Ladies and gentlemen, head of lettuce.
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Wow.
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That chappy GPD did a fabulous job on that.
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That sucked up at least a 1,500-gallon pool just for that.
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You suck the water, you drain the swamp.
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Wow.
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Yeah, usually a swamp with that one.
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Isn't it weird in a way that we're speaking of this water thing?
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Like in New Orleans, they keep saying the swamps are, you know, they're the water's approaching, and I'm thinking, what we're using all this water for AI.
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Why don't we just move them to the swamps of Louisiana?
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They need fresh water.
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They can't use salt water.
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They need fresh water.
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I'm sure they could salt water just deteriorates the air.
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I was gonna say, I'm gonna ask ChatGPT if they can use salt water.
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And then you're just wasting more water by asking them.
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So, Hedda, this is an honor for us.
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Don't bullshit me.
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I'm tired.
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This is so bullshit.
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You're right.
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Bianca couldn't do it.
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But I can I'm not even being uh uh what was it, a uh a stick with the wig on it couldn't do it to you that you got me.
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I know what it is.
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We broke the broom handle.
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I know you broke the broom.
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I can't believe you said in your intro that you had only seen Hata when she came here.
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No, no, no.
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The truth of the matter is this.
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He would occasionally wander into cherries when I walked in, but he's got the attention spot span of a Titsy fly.
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Yeah.
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And he would sit there with kind of with a poo-poo face on a little bit, brother.
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A little bit.
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You got sometimes you're you're you know.
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Well, you would read me.
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No, I would never do it.
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I never read you.
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Really?
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Did I?
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I probably did.
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I probably did.
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I saw Hedda, I remember East of Eighth days.
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Oh, that was a long time ago.
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People came up years ago when I had Liza here, uh, maybe not that year, but the year after, and and they were like, Oh, you must be really mad because Hedda was making fun about the your it was called the icon series, and they and she would go on about like Linda Carter.
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She's not a kind, and I was like, you don't understand.
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That's press.
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That's that's comedy.
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I would comment about these old bitches trying to go up the ramp to the Ice Palace.
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Like Liza would be rolled back down again, and she kept trying, and then and then Carol would come, oh cac, whatever, and you know, well, you know, that people thought I would be.
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I saw Linda Carter.
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Yeah, and my only grievance with Linda Carter at that time, but now I think she's she's softened about that.
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She didn't want to talk about Wonder Woman at all, and she did a half a fucking spin.
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And I was like, You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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I climbed up that fucking ramp, got those free tickets, and this is what happened, and she couldn't even do a spin.
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The audience were she didn't know what she had in the palms of her hands here.
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She didn't know.
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And then afterward, I talked to her manager and he said, So what do you think?
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I said, loved her, great, you know.
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Uh, but you know, why didn't she like do the spin?
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I mean, it was just like so easy.
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It's easy and have a chart, the wonder woman coming in.
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You have to fucking do that song.
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Oh my god, she didn't spin.
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She had to be a chip.
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She probably would have cheated revered into the drum game.
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No, she was she was youngish then.
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She had the body.
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She forgot.
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We also started and then she stopped it because she was in that moment when she felt I want to be taken seriously as a cabaret artist.
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I'm I'm poo-pooing my past.
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Luckily, I never poo-pooed my past because I don't remember it.
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But if I remembered it, I'd maybe I would poo-poo it, but I don't remember it.
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I didn't understand that it all because I think I was on Wonder Woman, actually.
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It's it's like that got her from pulling the thoughts together.
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I think I was on Wonder Woman.
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That got her on the stage.
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So honor that.
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I I that got we wouldn't be seeing her doing cabaret here if she wasn't Wonder Woman.
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Exactly.
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Correct, exactly.
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What'd you think of her voice?
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Oh, I thought she was good.
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I thought she was very talented.
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And she and she has a lot of money.
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She shipped in her own band and her own sound equipment.
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All the whole nine yards, she went for all of it.
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Yeah, too.
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That was a that was a that was a it was a nice evening.
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She had uh she brought in Dolly Parton's backup singers when Dolly Tours, which I thought was a gag because she can afford it.
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She's married a billionaire.
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She, you know, she blew her, she flew here private in her invisible place.
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Yes, I thought I'd start something land on the roof of this of this place.
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I was like, what what just happened?
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Oh my god, Linda Carter.
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Oh, having money.
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Meanwhile, I'm swimming across this fucking bay to get here.
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You can't.
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I didn't know one told me that.
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That's the humiliating part about this.
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I swam.
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No one said, Hedda, just put your feet down.
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I didn't really four feet down.
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Exactly.
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I'm swimming with a steamer trunk on my back.
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Meanwhile, Linda Carter's zooming in here with a private jet.
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There's not even a landing pad, but she landed somehow.
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It's invisible.
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Yeah, that's true.
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I hate oh God, it's hard being a working-class drag queen.
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Did you see other shows?
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I did.
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I I I've seen your show this year.
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Yes, I got the pads.
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I'll tell I saw almost everything last year, and I enjoyed everything except for one.
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You want to tell us?
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No, I'm not gonna say a word because it's not polite to talk about these things.
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No, I think I know.
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Maybe you do know, but there was one I was like, I can't believe what is going on here.
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Anna Gastar.
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I I can't believe what is going on here.
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Oh, here's my thing about Anna Gasta.
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She could comb her hair.
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She she could have that wasn't a show.
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It was it was like a but she threw it together.
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It was like a bit.
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She it was a bit.
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But I'm gonna tell you about being famous, though.
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When you're famous, people don't give a shit.
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They don't.
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They just want to see you.
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And if you do a few funny things, it's great.
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But when you're at a certain level, which is the level I am, I mean, I've done things here and there.
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You have to still do a quality show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Because people otherwise, you're you're you're just the your last show is your is your calling card.
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What was your excuse last week then?
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I was I was tired.
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I was swimming across the fucking bay to get here.
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So I was exhausted.
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Here's the thing about the show with Anna.
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I thought uh I I I loved her, by the way.
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I had a great time with her.
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She stayed over Davis Park, so she and her husband just got on a boat and came over, which is the easiest thing because normally I have you people like I'm at, you know, I'm in the pines, and I'm like, you people anyway.
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You people.
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Yeah, you can't.
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No, you can't just you can't.
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Why?
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Performers?
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Say performers.
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You people, you people perform.
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Well, they're not really people.
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Um she also the song choices, they were like ootie oohie, beep, beep like she did all these weird songs no one knew.
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I was high on ketamine, so I thought it was wonderful.
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Maybe that was the target audience.
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That's the disclaimer.
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I think that's the target audience.
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That you need to put it in the back.
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Make them do ketamine.
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Ketamine.
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Yeah.
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Honestly.
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Come in stoned or flying.
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That's not a bad idea if you did a show where everyone had to be high for it.
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I you know, when I used to do that at cherries and I didn't like it.
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No.
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But it was better here than cherries?
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Oh, is it better here?
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Yes, artistically here, it's much better because people are actually paying attention and I'm not competing with blenders because they say in show, but there's three things you don't compete with children, dogs, and blenders.
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I thought the third one was Justin Vivian Bond.
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Oh, that's that's the fourth one.
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I didn't that was that's you know, that's another, you know, compete with that one.
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But blenders.
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And and when they have three or four blenders going there, it's like it's like Linda Carter's jet taking off the roof.
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It's Pat Lovian too, because those blenders go off and everyone's mouth starts salivating because these fucking booze hounds running, you know.
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One year I brought my own blender as a fuck you to them.
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When they came on stage, when they start, I took my blender out and started doing saying, How do you like it?
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How do you like it now?
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That's a really funny bit.
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Yeah, but they didn't it didn't go on you because they didn't give a shit.
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They don't care.
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No, so the blend here, artistic, when you're performing here, I will say this about I mean, there's a lot of problems.
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But the good side.
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But there's a lot of problems.
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The good side is this when you're fo when you're performing here, people are here to see a show.
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Right.
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You're not competing with the um seafood pot and the blenders because they would serve food there.
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I wouldn't see your show at Jerry's and they were.
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You had the seafood pot.
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You were the asshole about the seafood pot.
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It's like muscles, and you're playing.
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A cauldron of seafood comes out and you're sitting there, and then someone's having Pane a la vodka.
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You know you can't do that well here.
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I would say, you know, having worked at Cafe Carlisle a bit, you know, they do this thing where they make you get there at the seating starts at 6 30 and the show starts at 8 fucking 45 and they serve you dinner.
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And I talked to the waiters and they're like, We we tell people you get here at 640, 630 or 7 so that we can get they don't want people clanging.
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Jude is so.
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Okay, you would sit there.
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I would sit there at Cherry's and there were people's back towards me as they were eating their penny ala vodka, and they were in the seafood pot would come out, and then the chicken fingers were there, oh, they were just one the fingers that I don't know where they've been, but they didn't look good.
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But it's not even that, it's just you don't performing for food is never fun.
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No, never mind.
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No, it's never fun.
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It's never but post is really great.
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Like I love that feeling at Cafe Carlo.
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Everyone was saying, they were saying they were not, yeah.
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I mean, but then they were having a martini and it was civilized.
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Yeah, but you do learn more about crowd control and working with the crowd more because you have to do more to get them to pay attention to you.
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So you're competing at cherries, which is lovely in its own way.
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It really it's charming because it's so scenic for this town.
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You're underneath the circus tent, the bay is in front of you, there's the blenders going, and then that bar in the corner where everyone's talking on the side, they're not paying, they're just wandering in and they're just kind of but here at at all the crackling speakers turned to 12.
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Uh I think I lost my hearing working at cherries.
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That's a s I think that's the song.
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I lost my hearing working at cherries.
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No, but um here they're here to pay attention to the show, so I can do more what I can do, and I can take beats more and finesse more.
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Yeah, where I could couldn't as much there.
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Um, so here it is definitely you can you you feel like you're doing you're actually doing something artificial.
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You were talking about being a uh like being able to master the crowd and run out.
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You are a master of crowd control.
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Has that crowd work?
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Crowd control, crowd work.
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But has that always been the shit?
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Well, because no, that you know, when you it developed over time, you find out what your skills are, uh more so.
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I mean, I like to sing, I do enjoy singing, but I think the combination of working with the audience, I like this it terrifies me when I go out and I talk to the audience because I never know what's gonna happen.
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I never know how the flow is gonna be.
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I never know what the energy's gonna be.
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But the more relaxed I am about it, the better it is because I do think it connects people in a way that they need to be connected now because we're so stuck in our phones and to have someone react uh interact with you on stage, but not in a way that's really gonna make you go, oh gosh, but in a way that it brings the room together.
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That's what I'm saying.
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But I mean, like the ga the gays out here, like they gag to sit in the front row.
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It's like or they tell their I don't want to be there.
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They don't tell their friends they book two front row tables and they bring like six people along, and the six it's the best revenge.
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The six people don't know what's about to happen.
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If you piss someone off, you're like, you, you, you, what's your name?
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What do you do for a living?
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So you perform for sober audiences, I'm assuming, right?
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And uh when you like full-on sober, you know, uh groups and stuff like that.
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Uh what's better?
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An audience has had a few drinks of audience that is is completely sober.
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I listen, I've done audio I've done office things, like when you go corporate things when they're just a uh on the the some of the best places to perform, honestly.
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Well, it's better if they have one or two drinks in them.
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Right.
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And it's also better if the room isn't too cold.
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Because comedy, uh comedy and cold do not work together.
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Temperature wise, temperature.
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It can't be too cold at all.
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You want them sweating?
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No, but they can't, it has to be exhausted.
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That's what I hear.
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A little bit because you know, if it's too cold, they don't want to they they're more rigid, they don't laugh at the end of the day.
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Because Dave Letterman's theory was that he kept the studio like 69 degrees because he wanted it to be but I think it's also because he was a sweater, like and I think he worked out.
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Joan Crawford also kept her movies to 57 degrees.
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People were freezing on those sets.
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She had she kept it, and I can't work in the cold.
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I hate the cold.
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Living in Puerto Vallarta now, I hate I just it's too cold out here right now for me in June.
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Really?
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In some parts.
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Yeah, it's too cold for me.
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Patty LePone.
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Oh, Patty LePone's here.
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Her writer said the stage had to be 71 degrees and the dressing room had to be 69 degrees.
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Yeah.
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That's specific.
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Did you have a turkey baster to find the temperature?
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We didn't do it.
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We did the stage, the air conditioning broke for the first night, and someone cut the core, like the prion thing out there when they were doing the pool deck.
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And it was fucking the poor woman was like, she was sweating and she was pissed.
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Well, she seems to be like she had every right to be.
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She seems to get angry very easily.
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She was really sweet about it.
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I will say, she was like, she wrote a nice message.
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She was like, Daniel, I if it's gonna be like that, I I can't do the show.
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I was dying of it.
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And I was dying.
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And you were like, guys, we gotta fix this.
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I fucking ran off the island to Home Depot and I brought every portable air conditioner they had at the Home Depot, and we had five portable air conditioners.
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To surrounding her like a circle, Jerry?
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And they got the air conditioning in the room fixed because they came and fixed it in an emergency and like fixed the Freon cut.
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But but it was like one of those things that the next day she said to someone, she said, I like Daniel, but he's not very relaxed, is he?
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It's like, how could I be relaxed?
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I thought you were going to cancel a sold-on second show.
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And she would have.
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You're really fucked because you rented a house.
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You have all these attendant expenses that you don't get back just because Patty LePone canceled the second night.
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So Cut, I wish I could.
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Oh God, I I need five air conditioners back there.
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We got them.
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We got them.
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We got them.
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You didn't return them?
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No, we kept them.
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You can't return them once you open them and you plug them in.
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Oh, that's a lot.
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There's one in my room, there's one back here, there's one backstage, there's one.
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I mean, it's all I would No, but yeah, the audience, you should never be lightly inebriated.
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Uh the worst audiences to perform for is, I have to say, uh, is the Fourth of July weekend.
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There consistently, no matter where I've worked at, there's a level of drunkenness that is is it it is terrible to perform to.
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They're just shit catch.
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They're just it's just it's really bad.
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So why do you hate Sipolite?
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I
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I why do I because I'm not a nudist.
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I find old nude people to be vulgar and disgusting.
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I tried to get her to come down for my birthday too.
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I'm not coming down to your birthday.
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I'm not coming to your fucking birthday.
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I mean, especially you plan it so far in advance, and I live in the moment.
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I'm a free spirit.
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I'm a butterfly.
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I can think of these things.
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All of a sudden, oh, your birthday's seven years from now.
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You're gonna turn 60.
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Oh my god.
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No, no, no, not that kind of friendly.
00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:21.359
It's too free.
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It's too free, too.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, I Adam, I had sent her.
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She was one of the first people because she was in my mind because we'd spent so much time together having coffee in the mornings.
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And I sent her an invite.
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It was like March, maybe February, saying, like, save the date.
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It's a destination birthday.
00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:41.039
I invited 60 people down for my 60th birthday in Zibolite in October.
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I won't say week, whatever weekend, because I don't want you showing up unless you're hot, in which case you can email me.
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We'll talk about it.
00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:52.559
So anyway, I sent it to her, and not, oh my God, I'm in your inner circle.
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I'm one of 60.
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What I get was so far in advance.
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And I was like, geez, you play.
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She's like, geez, you plan ahead.
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And I was like, oh, happy happy birthday to me.
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And then now it's told me today on the year she's not coming.
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Do you know what?
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Would you rather me say something uh in since like, oh god, this is so endearing.
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I can't believe this.
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This is what you would prefer to that.
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Totally.
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Really?
00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:15.759
Oh, absolutely.
00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:16.559
Lie to her all the time.
00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:19.759
Oh no, I have it's a I I can't, I I wasn't, you know what?
00:23:19.839 --> 00:23:21.680
Actually, that that wasn't a nasty response.
00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:28.720
That was more like, oh, did you ever hear that old Jewish thing when they there's you know at a restaurant and like, oh God, this food is terrible in such small portions?
00:23:28.960 --> 00:23:29.599
That kind of thing.
00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:31.359
It's like that kind of thing, you know.
00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:32.240
Oh God, this food is awful.
00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:33.440
Let me ask you a question.
00:23:33.519 --> 00:23:38.480
So a lot of times here, I've been working, I've been at a little filler, I do a little, you know, I take care of myself, whatever.
00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:40.480
And so I've been running into people I haven't seen all winter.
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And they come up to me and like, oh my god, you look great.
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Now they don't sometimes.
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Do you say back, oh my god, you too, or do you just go thank you?
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You just say thank you.
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You don't say, No, you know, no, but they know you're lying.
00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:55.839
Oh, yeah, no, I always say thank you.
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You just go, Oh my god.
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You do all the time.
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No, you just say you just say after you've seen yourself, and then you turn and look at me.
00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:03.200
You just say thank you.
00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:04.880
Oh, excuse me, I have to go now.
00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:07.200
Oh, yeah.
00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:09.359
No, you just you get out of the conversation really fast.
00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:10.640
You know what I'm talking about though, right?
00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:11.039
Absolutely.
00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:19.519
I mean, someone you see, because everyone in Cherry Grove gains five pounds over winter, but they don't lose it in summer, they add it the next winter.
00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:22.160
Everyone's getting fatter, but we're getting thinner.
00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:25.359
So what is the moral to the story?
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Money.
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Money, money.
00:24:27.279 --> 00:24:28.480
That's it all comes down to money.
00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:30.559
It all comes down to money.
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:33.759
Oh, the whole thing is lost on me too, but you know, you gotta go with the flow.
00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:41.359
I will say, uh, you never one thing I've learned in life, never ask when you run into someone and you say, Hey, how you doing?
00:24:41.519 --> 00:24:45.759
Never if you if you're asking someone how they'll be afraid they may tell you.
00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:47.680
So I only say hello.
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Hi.
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Great to see you.
00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:49.839
Great to see you.
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That's it.
00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:52.000
If you say to someone, how are you?
00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:54.960
then oh my god, you're gonna be you never know what the hostage is to say.
00:24:55.279 --> 00:25:01.039
Well that has been a uh trigger of mine in the past on the show here, which is I don't like people asking me how I'm doing because they don't want to know.
00:25:01.599 --> 00:25:02.319
They don't really want to know.
00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:04.079
We want to say, Oh my god, my prostate.
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:05.920
But that's what I do sometimes.
00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:06.960
I say, Oh, you really want to know?
00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:10.160
Let's sit down and you just just you torture them?
00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:12.319
Oh my god, I gotta cure it.
00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:13.759
And we all meet a ton of people.
00:25:13.839 --> 00:25:15.519
Like, do you do the same thing because I can't remember names?
00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:17.359
You're like big Darling.
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:19.119
I know I never forget a face.
00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:21.519
Oh, but I I've names elude me.
00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:24.160
They've done, I just I wish we wore name tags on Fire.
00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:28.240
I'm more likely to remember what you drink than I am to remember your.
00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.559
I never forget a face if I've sat on it.
00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:31.920
That's a big on rule.
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Ring Mama's bell.
00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:34.240
Ring mama's bell.
00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:40.720
Um, so anyway, you're uh really excited because uh you have um you you signed up to do a bunch of shows here.
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:42.480
When is this airing, by the way?
00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:43.200
Uh Thursday.
00:25:43.359 --> 00:25:43.839
This Thursday?
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.599
I think no week Thursday.
00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:46.799
Oh, so it's not okay.
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:49.359
So we we won't talk about my show at Red Eye.
00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:50.240
We won't talk about that.
00:25:50.640 --> 00:25:51.519
I'm sorry, I mentioned that.
00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:52.400
Why won't we talk about it?
00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:54.240
We won't because it's not it's already gonna be done.
00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.200
I only have one show left.
00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:55.759
It's this Friday.
00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:57.119
We're probably there's only one left.
00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:58.240
The 26th, yes.
00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:00.240
They wouldn't book me any further.
00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:02.880
They said I'm not Patty Lepone.
00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:04.720
I can't make her I can't like decide these things.
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:06.799
You did well though, I heard the last show.
00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:08.240
The last show was packed.
00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:09.519
The last two shows wouldn't do very well.
00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:10.559
Do you want to do more?
00:26:10.880 --> 00:26:12.079
Uh do I want to do more?
00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:14.400
Not really, but I really enjoyed those shows that I did.
00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:14.799
Yeah.
00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:17.279
You're hearing at first there could be an extended run.
00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:21.599
There could be an extended run if Mother needs to work more to pay for things that she needs.
00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:30.079
We're excited to have you here because uh, you know, it was fun when you you know signed on to do them, and then of course when you canceled, and then when you came back crawling, it was really funny.
00:26:30.319 --> 00:26:31.359
It wasn't crawling.
00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:35.519
But just to keep it interesting, she then canceled at Red Eye.
00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:36.799
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:37.039
Yeah.
00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:38.079
Well, I you it's hard to do.
00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:39.839
Do you want to bring to the downer now?
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:41.440
Do you want to talk about a downer should be a little bit more?
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:42.880
I'm gonna cancel culture menu.
00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:44.160
You don't cancel shows.
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:51.759
I love it's I was supposed to do something else.
00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:52.319
That was good.
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:52.799
That was good.
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:56.880
I was supposed to do something else, but instead I instead I did this.
00:26:57.680 --> 00:27:01.839
No, it has to do with the fact that I had plans to go to Provincetown.
00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:02.400
Yes, I did.
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:02.799
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:06.079
Because I've been doing Fire Island for 17 years.
00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:08.240
And you know, sometimes you gotta change it up a little bit.
00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:10.319
Absolutely, and all joking aside, we love your loyalty.
00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:16.079
But the problem is, as you reach a girl, you know, you're a woman of a certain age, you have aging parents.
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:20.960
So my father brought me, I was like, I really couldn't be away for that long.
00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:21.519
Right.
00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:23.599
And so Where do your parents live?
00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:24.720
They the Long Island.
00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:25.359
Oh, okay.
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:25.759
Okay, okay.
00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:26.720
So that's why I can see them.
00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:27.279
I go out of the street.
00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:28.480
Oh, right, you've left and gone there, yeah.
00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.720
So, because he's 88 and he's definitely on the decline now.
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:33.839
It's not it's not great.
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:35.119
So that's why I didn't want to talk.
00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.359
This is not fun talking about aging parents.
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:38.319
It's about life.
00:27:38.559 --> 00:27:40.160
It's aging parents kept me here.
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:41.119
Do you know what's interesting?
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:45.599
We're in that age group now where people are taking care of their parents, especially yourself who are taking care of their parents.
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:46.799
Well, I killed them off.
00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:47.599
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:50.000
So I thought it's best if they die in a plane crash.
00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:52.079
So the good news is we got this summer.
00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:53.119
You're here for a lot of the stuff.
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:57.200
I'm here, I've got if I if I can tell, I until Labor Day, I'm supposed to be here.
00:27:57.519 --> 00:27:57.920
That's fantastic.
00:27:58.079 --> 00:27:59.839
Because last year you skipped out like in August, right?
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:02.160
I skipped out August 30th, the la end of August.
00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:02.559
Oh, okay.
00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:04.640
It wasn't like I skipped out in the middle of August, it was the end of August.
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:06.160
Well, you like me, it was Pines party.
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.480
She was out.
00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:07.359
She's out totally.
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:07.920
Mentally.
00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:10.960
You know, I was supposed to have a ticket to that fucking Pines party.
00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:11.440
Something happened.
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:14.240
I don't know what happened, but I have a grudge about that too.
00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:15.279
I was turned away at the door.
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:16.319
You'll have a ticket this show.
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:17.119
Yeah, you'll have a ticket.
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:18.240
I'll just give you your ticket.
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:19.039
Yeah, that's much easier.
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:20.000
See, you're here at night.
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:21.119
Okay, what do you want to say to me?
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:22.400
You live in Puerto Vallarta.
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:23.119
Puerto Vallarta.
00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:23.839
Puerto Vallarta.
00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:25.599
You don't speak Spanish though.
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:26.400
Uh un poquito.
00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:27.680
Un poquito española.
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:30.720
Pero mi es muy muy muy muy idiota.
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:31.839
Muy difícil.
00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:33.519
Espanol is muy difficile.
00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:37.119
Oh, I'm impressed.
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:38.000
It's not bueno.
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:40.319
I'm I'm practicing practicing, but it really is.
00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:41.200
Oh, Spanish is difficult.
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:47.519
Listen, when you especially in an international hub where they don't speak Spanish everywhere, if you had you're forced to speak it, it comes.
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:49.759
I think the best way to learn immersion is the best.
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.880
So I would say getting kidnapped is the best way to learn Spanish.
00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:54.000
Take the caratello.
00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:58.880
You have to speak it, you know they force you to be held hostage for a while until you learn fluidity.
00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:06.559
So we're building a nightclub on the beach in Zipalite called Temple, and the guy who owns the building next to us, it's a little hotel called San Cristobal.
00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:07.839
This is such a crazy story.
00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:11.119
20-something years he was a raging alcoholic, I heard.
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:13.039
Like to fall down drunk in this in the town.
00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:14.640
He got kidnapped.
00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:17.680
Kidnapping is somewhat more common there than here.
00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:21.599
He got kidnapped by people that wanted money, and something happened.
00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:27.839
They kept him for like two weeks, and then they eventually released him, and he got sober and he became a Christian, and now they don't serve alcohol.
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:30.960
They don't serve alcohol at his hotel or restaurant.
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:32.799
Did he learn how to speak Spanish better too?
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:34.160
Or he already knew how to speak English.
00:29:35.359 --> 00:29:35.839
He was a national.
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:40.559
But he did have to find a whatever scope.
00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:43.839
But they scared the fucking Lord into him and got scared and sober.
00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:45.359
Okay, because they released him, which is very rare.
00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:45.759
Yeah, really.
00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:46.960
It's rare.
00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:48.720
You don't usually with all body parts of the body.
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.200
Yeah, with everything intact, you don't really get released.
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:53.440
But maybe we could start a special spa treatment.
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:56.480
Like where we kidnap you, you lose weight, learn Spanish.
00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:56.799
Yeah.
00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:00.559
And then you know just the GLP, just a hood over your head, GLP one.
00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:02.880
And then they just have nothing but Duolingo headphones.
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:03.680
Oh my God.
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:04.240
I would love that.
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:06.240
We just chuck you in an air-conditioned container.
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:06.799
Exactly.
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:14.960
I mean, I live there, and people use I live in a very I live in a a Mexican more Mexican neighborhood, so I do tend to speak a little bit of Spanish to my neighbors.
00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:17.119
And it's uh it's but it's with it, it's an A.
00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:19.039
I mean, you literally live in a Mexican neighborhood.
00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:23.119
Well, I live in Mexico, and but I live in a more not a tourist neighborhood.
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:23.759
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:24.880
I live, that's what I meant.
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:29.200
I don't live in a tourist neighborhood, which I prefer because gringos and groups are awful.
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:29.519
Yeah.
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:30.240
We're awful.
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:31.519
This is where we're gonna go next.
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:32.720
I want to just take a quick break.
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:34.000
We'll be right back, and we want to go.
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:36.799
I want to talk to you some more about this because this is a really hot topic for me.
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:39.680
Uh, you're listening to Trigger Warning and watching Trigger Warning.
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My name is Daniel Nordicio.
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:50.240
I'm Adam Clutch, we're here with Hedda Lennez.
00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:52.960
So, Hedda, uh, you live in Mexico, as do I part of the time.
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:55.680
So S is Adam, we can land for 36 hours.
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:01.359
And so we um have you uh have you experienced a big backlash A as an American?
00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:04.720
Like have you experienced because now there's this sort of uh sentiment that's happening.
00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:13.920
No, no, I don't I uh in all honest because you know, uh as best as I as I can, I really uh ingratiate myself to the community I live in.
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:19.359
You see, I because I you know I come from a family of immigrants, so I know what the immigrant experience was.
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:20.319
Where's your family from?
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:20.960
Italy.
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:22.000
Italy, right?
00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:33.920
Interestingly enough, my aunt Connie was telling me about the stories when they came here and they lived in the tenements in New York City, and it's very similar to the people in my neighborhood, how they all lived in what the families living in the house and all the kids and all that.
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:37.839
And she was expressing the house, you know, and they were expressing the joy like that.
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.079
She was talking about in a very joyful way.
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:43.519
So, and I all the old ladies remind me of my grandmother there, you know.
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.119
They remind me of my Italian grandmother.
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:50.160
So I I try to as best I can not be an asshole because there's lots of assholes.
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:56.079
So I personally don't have any problems because I'm very aware of uh as aware as I possibly can be of my behavior.
00:32:56.559 --> 00:33:03.920
That town is full of assholes, and so I and I and I'm very grateful to be living there, and and the life that I have there is really lovely.
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:16.319
So, in that way, I just try I I mean, I do realize I do need to study Spanish more because if I'm going to live there the way I like to live, because I'm realizing being here back in the States again, I realize that it is my home.
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:18.000
That's my home more so now.
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:18.640
It really is.
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:19.599
I really feel it.
00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:21.119
I love the simplicity of it.
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.160
It's it's like an over 55 community, it's wonderful.
00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:26.559
It's like, you know, you have everything in walking distance.
00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:28.400
I walk to work, I go here, I go there.
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:34.079
I I meet Prinzo Coffee, I walk my dogs everywhere, and I and and the simplicity is what makes it so charming.
00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:34.559
Totally.
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:44.559
And the nature and the dogs I know in the neighborhood, all the dogs I know that because they're you know, there's a lot of stray dogs and a lot of dogs that are free range that have owners, but they have their own actual life on their own, too.
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:45.519
And I know all my dogs.
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:50.960
I know the names of all the dogs in my neighborhood, and I and my and I really appreciate it.
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:57.279
The only the only uh thing that I have that's a detriment is my inability to speak the language better.
00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:58.960
And that's something I have to work on.
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:08.079
And you know, granted, I grew up with you know several learning disabilities, as they would say, like um, you know, ADD, and I have a lot of other things that make it difficult.
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.639
They didn't because when I grew up, they didn't know what those things were.
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:10.880
Right.
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:15.920
So I just didn't have any I didn't have any help in those areas, and so I find it very challenging.
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:18.400
I when I see a problem sometimes, I crumble.
00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:23.599
I can't just look at the moment, I see the big picture and I go and I free and I go into total freeze mode.
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:24.800
I just freeze.
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:38.400
And it's been my issue, and I try to learn the best I can, but that is the only thing that I find that if I was better at that, my life would be infinitely better there because there's so many lovely people that I cannot get to.
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:39.599
I 100% agree.
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:42.000
Across the street from us, that restaurant, the woman, yeah.
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:46.159
But even though you don't speak the language though, you do get to know people in a lovely way as well.
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:47.599
So it's not always dependent on that.
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:49.119
Just all our point of stuff.
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.880
There's different ways of relationships are always different.
00:34:53.039 --> 00:35:00.880
And and um, you know, the similarity between Fire Island and Puerto Vallarta is very there's a similarity because the friendliness of it.
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:05.119
Here, as in PV, people say hello to each other in the morning.
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:05.519
Right, yeah.
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:06.079
And I miss that.
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:10.800
And I in New York City, if you do that to certain neighbors, especially certain, they're like, what the fuck do you want me?
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:11.440
Leave me alone.
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:17.360
So I miss getting up in the morning and saying buenos dias to my neighbors, buenas noches, but it's not and that's lovely.
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:18.639
That whole aspect is lovely.
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:22.400
Do I feel they were do I feel there's I think it's more Mexico City.
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:23.119
There's a lot going on.
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:31.119
Well, and I don't know if I maybe, and I think a lot of it is also hyped up on the on the internet because it it it gets clicks.
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:31.360
Yeah.
00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:39.199
So I don't, you know, I when I was there visiting, I don't know, I don't I'm not living there, but I'm visiting, but I didn't see anything going on, but that's not that it doesn't mean it's not.
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:52.400
But I just uh when you have um a group of people that want to bring their life from one place to another and not sort of like try to integrate themselves in a healthier way.
00:35:52.559 --> 00:36:01.360
Like, you know, but we live in a world now where it's you know it's it's not it it's easier to migrate to place to go places, so it's not the same as it used to be.
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.000
But I relate on I relate to all of that on such a deep level.
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:10.639
Like I don't New York City doesn't feel like home anymore because of whatever's happened to it commercialism, the economics, whatever.
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.880
I feel at home here in Fire Island.
00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:16.559
Yeah, I feel at home in Berlin, Germany, and I feel at home in Zipoli today.
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.800
And I think that probably the common thing about it, and Berlin's a big city, but I'm sure it's small in certain ways.
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:22.800
Is it sometimes It's only three and a half million people?
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:24.880
That's only three, which is not that big, actually.
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:26.559
Yeah, it's a third of New York City.
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:31.280
But it is, you know, especially as you get older, I think you appreciate that more.
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:33.519
Yeah, that that you realize, oh, the simplicity.
00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:36.400
There's a lot of there's a lot of this it's not boredom.
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:37.840
Simplicity and boredom are not the same thing.
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:38.480
They're not the same thing.
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:39.199
It's not the same thing.
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:40.639
It that there's some there's joy in it.
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:47.760
And it's a large, flat city, so like you've got room for parks and you've got the river, and everyone only shops for two days worth of groceries.
00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:50.239
See people at the market all the time.
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:53.039
And I live right near the market, and my house is right on the river.
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:56.880
So the proximity to nature, when I isn't a Walmart, there's no Walmart.
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:00.239
When I open the door, my view is the river in the mountains.
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:08.079
And you know, I was thinking about it here, and my dogs stay there for the summer, and I miss my dog syphilis and gonorrhea stay there for the summer.
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:11.360
And uh, but they you know, they're running rampant here, but they stay there, you know.
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:12.880
But no, and I miss them terribly.
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:14.800
Yeah, so uh I didn't, you know.
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:15.840
That's a tough one, yeah.
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:18.000
It's real tough for me because right now I'm feeling very good.
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:19.599
I didn't realize we had so many things in common.
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:25.519
Like I my pit bull passed away two years ago, but like he stayed in Berlin because it was just the travel didn't work.
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:28.880
So my business partner Kenny would take care of him and then I would fly back and went.
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:29.760
It's hard, you know.
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:33.119
I I also suffer from paranoia because of the current administration.
00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:36.159
I'm afraid of bringing my dog here because I'm afraid something's gonna happen.
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:41.440
Someone's gonna fuck with me as I'm leaving here and I'm gonna be separated from my dog and I will drop dead.
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:46.800
So I have the same gay couple that lives in my house in Mexico, and they and they and they're not me, but they're really good.
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:47.119
Yeah.
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:49.840
And they take care of them, so I don't feel that anxiety.
00:37:50.000 --> 00:37:52.000
What I experience is loneliness, which is different.
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:57.599
Yeah, I experience, I realize how much, and to any pet owner out there, people I realize how much I need.
00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:00.400
Oh, you were preaching to the how much I need them.
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:03.760
Because I have a lot of well, I have a P T S D.
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:10.400
I know that's a word that's thrown around a lot today, but a lot of other stuff we, you know, and so I will they bring the comfort.
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:12.719
There, they are my my service animal in a sense.
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:14.079
They are totally nice.
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:14.559
I get it.
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:15.280
You're totally 100%.
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:18.320
So right now I'm on my own and it's very weird.
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:24.960
My point, my purpose in life has changed because I'm not walking the dogs, and I'm I'm a little without like a ship without a rudder, and I don't like it.
00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:33.280
You know what's been really kind of great is I told uh I Adam knows this, I might have mentioned it on the air, is Volaris, which is this kind of low budget, you know, Latin America airline.
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:37.199
They have an annual pass for$600 you can fly for free for a year.
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:37.599
Yeah.
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:38.000
Right.
00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:41.519
Well, I've joined it, and I now have got this feeling like I'm gonna go down.
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:44.480
I look just now, I could go down on Tuesday for$100 round trip.
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:45.039
That's wonderful.
00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:47.599
So I'm thinking I'm gonna do that, and then I can just go for two or three days.
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:48.719
Then I can go for five days.
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:49.760
I don't have to go for mud.
00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:52.719
Because before when you're spending$1,500, it's like you want to stay.
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:53.760
You gotta make it worth it.
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:56.000
Now I can go down there, zip down there.
00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:56.960
I like planes.
00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:58.239
Now I'm really into flying.
00:38:58.320 --> 00:38:59.360
It's people leave me alone.
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:00.719
I just, you know, read book or whatever.
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:02.239
He's got a new hoodie that has to be.
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:04.320
I got this hoodie now that has a zipper here.
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:05.039
Oh, that's wonderful.
00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:07.360
And it has a built-in thing that you put over your eyes.
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:08.400
Oh, that's wonderful.
00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:10.960
See, I just get on the plane, fall asleep, leave me alone.
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:13.039
And it's a no but low budget airline.
00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:14.000
So I don't want to give them anything.
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:15.360
I don't want to look and see water.
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:18.320
I just want to sit there and get to the word my destination.
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:22.400
That you don't want you want to buy something because they're gonna try to sell you to the stuff.
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:23.280
Yeah, they don't want to upsell you.
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:25.920
Anyway, I love Mexico.
00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:26.800
You're preaching to the choir.
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:35.360
The one thing I'll say about it is it is it's been tough is when people have kind of we talked about this attack because you know, your gringo moving down there gonna make things more expensive.
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:43.519
I said, you know, um I a lot of Mexicans moved here for a better life, and a lot of Americans are moving down there for their idea of what a better life is.
00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:45.199
What you're talking about is simplicity.
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:54.960
I'm it's sad that we're making Mexicans feel bad for moving here for a better life, and then Mexic not all, but sometimes people there want us to not move there for a better life.
00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:56.400
Better life is all relative.
00:39:56.480 --> 00:40:00.320
They're talking about money, we're talking about like it's enough here.
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:01.599
Yeah, it's too much.
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:12.960
Well, the Puerto Vallarta is a is a tourist town, and um there is that you know, Tucker, where they rely on us or tourists, not just from the United States, from all over, to keep them afloat.
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:16.239
And then they you know, they've gotten used to the the lifestyle they're accustomed to.
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:18.480
They do have a it has provided for a lot.
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:24.800
Um there's a balance that I I think I mean there are Puerto Vallarta is developing quite a lot.
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:25.599
Yes, that's right.
00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:28.400
And that's and that's a challenge too.
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:33.519
I just think that it there's if people you know, I've seen people do this and it's so awful.
00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:37.360
Like, I don't understand how Republicans can disassociate and go to Mexico.
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:38.639
I still don't understand that.
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:44.320
If you're all the and but I've seen people being so mean sometimes to like dismissive.
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:45.920
Yeah, I'm like, what is wrong with you?
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:46.400
Yeah, yeah.
00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:47.760
So hateful of people of color.
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:49.519
I think just what is wrong with you?
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:50.320
What is wrong with you?
00:40:51.440 --> 00:41:00.000
You know, and I And they give us such a bad reputation because on a whole, so I think that a healthy mix is 80% Mexican and 20% whatever else.
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:00.320
Right.
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:03.039
Yeah, I think that's an and that's the neighborhood I I live in.
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:08.079
Because I couldn't live in a tourist neighborhood because I do not want to be around that level of entitlement.
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.239
They want to live in a basically a gated community.
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:11.119
I don't like living like that.
00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:12.639
I like living in a neighborhood.
00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:20.159
Yeah, and even though it may be difficult because of language, I like to get my like to know my neighbors and know my neighborhood because that's where you find that's how it becomes a rich experience.
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:22.320
So 100%.
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:26.559
Because people go into they go to Cancun, they go to an all-inclusive resort.
00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:27.679
They're not really seeing Mexico.
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:34.559
So I I'm a sandals and I guess it's part of me being a New Yorker because I lived in dicey neighborhoods, but there's say dicey.
00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:38.960
So it doesn't throw it doesn't frighten me to move into a neighborhood that I'm like, oh, I don't know anything.
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:43.199
You know, it's not an you know, accommodating to be careful when I walk home at night.
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:48.800
That has never been my because when I moved into my neighborhood 10 years ago, it was a little, wow, what's going on here?
00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:49.199
Right.
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:50.000
You know, wow.
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:51.920
And learning the language is key.
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:53.760
And I think all three of us really need to do that.
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:56.239
Because like for me, I've noticed that it keeps me.
00:41:56.320 --> 00:42:05.280
I I so when we bought the property on the beach, we bought it from this lovely couple, and she had a restaurant and he had a motorcycle shop, and it was that that was where, and they moved, they got it, they did great.
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:06.800
They moved, she moved to a restaurant.
00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:11.039
I still I go in there, and sometimes Lise is her name, the sweetest lady, you know what I'm talking about, Kellico.
00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:12.719
And she goes, oh la blah blah blah blah.
00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:16.159
And she goes, and I go, uh and she goes, Daniel.
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:18.719
She just says that, like, Daniel, learn Spanish.
00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:22.719
Like she didn't say learn Spanish, but Daniel, and I go, I know, I'm sorry, you know.
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:24.639
I'm learning like I and I'm embarrassed.
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:26.480
They want to communicate with me now.
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:27.679
And so you're right.
00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:33.599
You do the best you can, also if you have a situation, you know, because sometimes the pressure of it seems so daunting.
00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:34.159
Right.
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:36.400
Um, but you just do the best you can.
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:42.400
Uh you someone told me, which I do believe is true when I did it, learn five new words a day.
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:42.719
Right.
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:45.280
At the very least, learn five new words a day.
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:48.239
The one word they keep calling me, what I'd love to know, is pendejo.
00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:50.159
I can't I hear pendejo all the time.
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:52.800
I'm assuming that's like a nickname like a sweet young guy.
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:54.559
Mariposa, have they thrown that at you?
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:56.639
Diablo Blanco, Diablo Blanco.
00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:58.480
Diablo Blanco contains.
00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:02.559
Mariposa is butterfly, which is a is a derogatory term for days.
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:03.280
Like fairy.
00:43:03.599 --> 00:43:04.320
Yeah, mariposa.
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:05.119
Which I don't particularly mind.
00:43:05.280 --> 00:43:06.000
Or maricone.
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:08.239
So uh I have a thing for you, real quickly.
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:11.280
I'm gonna name four uh four of our well-known New York queens.
00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:13.199
I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to your mind, okay?
00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:14.719
They're not only New York queens, okay.
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:15.760
Bianca Del Rio.
00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:16.320
Not funny.
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:17.119
Man in a dress.
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:18.000
Oh, sorry, just her?
00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:18.960
Sherry Vine.
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:19.840
Old.
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:21.280
Shakita.
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:22.960
Oh, Shakuita.
00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:24.079
Oh, Shakui.
00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:25.920
Oh, do we have all day?
00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:27.280
Oh, Shakita.
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:28.400
Oh, Shakita.
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:29.119
Pass.
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:29.519
Pass.
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:31.199
Uh Coco Peru.
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:32.320
Oh, Coco Peru.
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:34.480
Oh, same wig.
00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:35.199
Same wig.
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:36.239
Say, oh, that wig.
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:36.719
Oh, that wig.
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:39.360
The one that I Lady Bunny.
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:41.199
Oh, oh, oh.
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:42.800
Historonic.
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:43.760
Is that that word?
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:44.239
Historic.
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:45.440
I so much history.
00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:46.960
Oh my god.
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:49.280
Historonic is like drag uh dram dramatic.
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:50.239
That's what it is?
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:50.719
Oh yeah, yeah.
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:51.199
She's history.
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:52.000
Oh, histrionic.
00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:52.320
Yeah, yeah.
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:53.360
Yes.
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:54.000
That's yes.
00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:55.119
That's pretty good.
00:43:55.199 --> 00:43:55.280
Yeah.
00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:55.840
Yeah, I like that.
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.239
Did you uh you have some one you one that you wanted to say something about?
00:43:58.320 --> 00:43:59.679
I can feel like you're about to say Chiquita.
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:00.320
Black.
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:02.719
Well, that was my first one.
00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:04.719
I was like black.
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:07.360
She dresses nicely.
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:08.239
She's a great dresser.
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:09.840
No, she dresses nicely.
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:10.800
Professional.
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:11.360
Okay.
00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:12.639
She's very much like you.
00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:15.280
She shows up like with a set list, songs in cue.
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:16.559
No, no, she's old school.
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:16.880
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:17.920
So no, no, no, no.
00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:20.800
And that's very hard to find because you know that it's impossible.
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:23.199
They all are, except for one of the names that I named.
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:24.320
They are all professional.
00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:25.679
Who's the one some professional?
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:26.960
All of them, all of them.
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:37.599
You know, all the general Sherry Vine, Bianca, uh, Shakita, um, they are very they're old school mentalities, whether they came from that or not, it's very different.
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:38.559
Lighting keys.
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:43.679
No, no, even just showing up and like just you know, and and not a lot of drama.
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:44.239
No, right.
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:44.719
Not drawing.
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:45.840
Nothing but drama.
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:54.079
No, but Bunny and I, we've had challenging, because you know, years ago when I was uh um in my salad days, um I was a bit of an upstart.
00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:56.480
You know, you you're trying to make yourself a name in the city.
00:44:56.559 --> 00:44:59.599
Sometimes you you do things that perhaps aren't the wisest.
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:07.760
When she had Wigstock and that year that it was out out ousted from the park, right, and she went inside to the Palladium.
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:08.800
Well, she did it indoors.
00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:09.039
Yeah.
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:10.719
I decided at a pyramid or something?
00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:16.400
Yeah, I not at the pyramid, it was a big place she did it, but it was not it was like only two thousand people could fit in a tops or something like that.
00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:18.000
But it was an indoors where was it?
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:19.360
It had to be on the Western Hall.
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:25.119
So yeah, so and I decided I was gonna do I was like, fuck you, I'm gonna do this.
00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:30.159
And we did drag a palooza in Tompkins Square Park, which turned to be a big drag picnic.
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:31.760
Yeah, and it became this big thing.
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:34.800
My mother even came with my sister-in-law and they made sandwiches for all these people.
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:35.360
It was really weird.
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:35.840
Very interesting.
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:42.960
So we did a drag macarena, we did this whole thing, and all and I was despised by people in the drag community.
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:44.800
I had a fatwa on my head.
00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:47.119
Yeah, but bunny, I was a drag scab.
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:48.159
Because I was a scab.
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:48.559
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:50.239
And I did something I shouldn't have done.
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:56.719
And in retrospect, I I don't regret it in one way because my mother was there and that was lovely, and my family, and I had a lot of fun.
00:45:56.960 --> 00:45:59.199
How I went about it, not so great.
00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:00.159
You know what I mean?
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.599
And that's the kind of thing like I'm like, oh now, but I was young, and when you're young that way, you're kind of like, oh, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do it.
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:07.920
Did you have like young, messy days where you're just like, I'll do everything.
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:08.800
And that's what I was.
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:09.840
That's what that's what it was.
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:10.639
It was like that was it.
00:46:11.119 --> 00:46:20.800
And I was like, I was like, fuck, I don't care, but I wasn't even thinking, you know, I didn't think about the feet I was stepping on by doing that, and and the lineage uh and also the the history of what she was doing.
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:21.119
Right.
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:24.400
And it's that when you're young, you don't think sometimes you don't think I didn't wasn't that kind of queen.
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:26.480
There's some other queens who are much better at than I I was not.
00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:28.639
I was just I react, I'm very impulsive.
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:29.760
I'm an impulsive person.
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:31.920
So I think about I gotta do this, I'm gonna do this.
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:33.199
And it was it was crazy.
00:46:33.440 --> 00:46:34.480
Because I can imagine young heads.
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:34.960
It was great.
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:39.920
And it was awful at this for me uh in terms of community-wise, totally it was bad.
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:41.920
So you never apologized to Mink Stoll.
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:48.000
I oh Mink Stall when we did Sleeping with Straight Men, that play, and I I you know You guys clashed.
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:51.039
We clashed Mink Stall, by the way, from John.
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:57.760
We were really close, and then I betrayed her somehow, which I don't really remember exactly at this point because we were all really fucked up.
00:46:58.079 --> 00:46:59.840
We were all we were all indifferent.
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:04.800
I'm not saying I'm not sure if Mink was, but the rest of the cast was high off our asses.
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:06.239
In fact, the show got so bad.
00:47:06.719 --> 00:47:08.079
What was the drug of choice in the cast?
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:16.079
Uh we would drink pills and booze and whatever else they can get their hands on, but half the cast was picketing the show outside at one point to shut it down.
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:17.280
That's how bad it got.
00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:18.400
That's how bad it got.
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:22.239
My biggest regret was not getting the pill bottle that had Mink Stoll's name on it.
00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:23.119
Someone got her pill.
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:25.920
I don't know how they got it, but they had a pill prescription bottle with Mink Stoll.
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:26.639
I wish I had that.
00:47:26.800 --> 00:47:36.880
But she gave me a signed CD of her music, and somehow I we went backstage to see um to see a hairspray when when Harvey Feerstein was in it.
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:44.159
And I to be real honest with you, I don't remember exactly what I did, but whatever I did was really bad.
00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:44.480
Oh, okay.
00:47:44.639 --> 00:47:49.840
Because she I don't remember exactly the time because I was loaded, other people were loaded in the cast.
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.800
We were all like one of the cast members died from the from addiction.
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:57.360
Oh wow, she was a beautiful guy, you know, and um, and it was just a shit show.
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:59.360
The whole thing was a real shit show.
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:02.639
Uh but I I remember just because you asked for her email.
00:48:03.119 --> 00:48:05.599
I never did response because I didn't know what to say yet, and I can't.
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:06.480
I'll write it for you.
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:07.119
I don't even know.
00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:10.960
Chat BP will kill a pond.
00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:12.159
Drain a pond, write it.
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:13.039
Drain a pond.
00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:16.159
Drain a pond and write an apology to Mink stole from me.
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:19.760
But I I do think I was only Lake Geary to make amends to it.
00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:25.679
I mean, I'm not gonna I can make an amends to her now and say, I'm sorry, Mink, because I definitely I know I did something.
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:31.519
I'm not exactly sure what I did, yeah, but I know it wasn't good because you she was so nice to me.
00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:40.719
You know what I've really learned about amends or you know, apologies is it really does make the person that gets it feel feel good sometimes, if if in fact they remember what happened.
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:45.599
Like I said, I've had friends come to me and you know they're newly sober and they start to apologize, and you're like, girl, I don't even remember this.
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:46.079
Yeah.
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:50.480
But sometimes there have been people to apologize, and you're like, I really am happy.
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:52.159
Like you acknowledge that.
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:58.239
I don't know how she would react to it because I frankly I really don't remember a hundred percent what happened, but I know it wasn't good.
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:04.079
The worst is when you make amends to somebody and they say the best thing you can do is take care of yourself and stay out of my mind.
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:05.199
Do you know that's what I'm afraid?
00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:06.639
That's what I'm afraid she'd say to me.
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:08.000
I've gotten one of those to one of my emotions.
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:10.079
I think that's partially my my hesitation.
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:11.519
I got one of those from an ex.
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:16.880
I think, and I would like I I would hate to get a nasty message all these years, 20 years later.
00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:18.239
I get that 25 years from mixing.
00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:19.679
That's when you know they're really carrying it.
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:22.400
Not that she giving gets you, she may not even fucking remember nasty message.
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:23.599
Well, she's a little old lady now.
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:25.119
She was at Red Eye not that long ago.
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:26.079
She's a little old lady.
00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:27.840
I think she's always been a little old lady.
00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:30.719
I'm thinking this shit, and she may have not even, she'd be like, I don't know.
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:32.960
It was a nightmare for all of us.
00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:33.599
Yeah, yeah, totally.
00:49:33.840 --> 00:49:34.320
You know, I might be.
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:37.440
I mean, I lip synced Mariah Carey in that fucking show.
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:38.800
Talk about awful.
00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:40.800
I was I was behind the two characters.
00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:43.840
It was a straight guy, a gay guy going after a straight guy.
00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:46.400
That was the whole premise, that whole desperation.
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:48.320
And Ronnie Larson wrote the play.
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:48.800
Oh, I know.
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:49.840
And you know Ronnie Larson.
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:54.079
I was behind, no, I was no, I don't even know if the song was out then yet.
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:57.760
And I was lip-syncing a Mariah Carey song behind them like a phantom.
00:49:57.920 --> 00:49:58.719
It was awful.
00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:00.079
The play was awful.
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:01.280
Sounds like a fever dream.
00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:06.800
It was like a fever dream, but John Waters came to see Mink Stoll in that fucking play.
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:09.039
And he probably said, What a bucket of trash.
00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:12.400
I I wonder what he said to her afterwards because it was a bucket of proof.
00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:13.360
He said, Here's your pills.
00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:13.920
You know what?
00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:14.960
We were all getting paid.
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:15.760
And you know what?
00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:16.800
I got the door.
00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:24.719
There was a the set, because at the end they were throwing the set away, and that my bathroom door is the door from the from this play.
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.480
I got the community theater.
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:27.760
I took the fucking door.
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:30.559
I took I took the fucking door.
00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:35.039
Well, um the name of the show is called Trigger Warning for a reason.
00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:38.960
We talk about what triggers us, and um, we end the show.
00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:41.440
It doesn't have to be long, it doesn't even have to make sense.
00:50:41.679 --> 00:50:43.280
But do you have a trigger time it doesn't?
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:43.920
I have a trigger.
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:44.800
You have a trigger, wow.
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:45.280
Okay.
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:45.679
Go ahead.
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:46.239
You want to do it now?
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:46.639
Go.
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:47.440
You want me to go first?
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:48.000
Go for it.
00:50:48.159 --> 00:50:51.119
Mine's basically what what we're recording in.
00:50:51.440 --> 00:51:01.519
I'm I'm really kind of over the day drinking messiness, which is it might get us into trouble because it's our our line of business.
00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:04.079
But we call them I can't believe I'm gonna say this.
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:04.880
Whatever, fuck it.
00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:06.480
It's I hope people are triggered.
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:08.000
We call them clits out here.
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:08.639
Clits?
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:10.880
Cheap Long Island trash.
00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:12.239
Oh, that's fine.
00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:16.320
I can't, I'm I'm just I hit a point in the summer.
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:22.800
It's it's right around this point, it's around gay pride, 4th of July, where it's that Becky, where are you going?
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:24.639
I lost my flip-flop.
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:25.679
Oh, Sarah was cute.
00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:26.880
There was toilet.
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:29.119
There were two at um Shakuaita Show last night.
00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:31.760
Oh my god, the one girl screaming at Shakuita Show.
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:34.719
It's Glenn, get my mummy.
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:36.320
I can't, I can't.
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:38.079
Day tripping trash is what I'm saying.
00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:38.880
Day dripping trash.
00:51:39.519 --> 00:51:40.159
Long island's hard.
00:51:40.239 --> 00:51:40.559
It's trash.
00:51:41.039 --> 00:51:44.239
I'm fine with people drinking like like Long Island is like northeastern Ohio.
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:45.599
From Northeastern Ohio.
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:46.880
It's they're the same thing.
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:49.440
It's flat landed, cases of Bud Light.
00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:50.480
There's different things.
00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:51.199
There are different things.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:53.440
Like, for instance, I love Jersey trash.
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:55.199
Like I want to have sex with a lot of guys.
00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:58.159
Long Island trash does not really turn me out.
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.320
But Jersey trash, like the Jersey.
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:02.559
Jersey trash has a six-pack, but there's six pack.
00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:04.159
How about Staten Island?
00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:15.599
Uh I got one guy from Staten Island that I yeah, he's a fucking two decades of he was he was 19 and he's 29 now and he's still a prime beef.
00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:16.880
Oh, you're so lucky to have a big thing.
00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:17.920
Yeah, no, he literally comes over.
00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:19.199
It's an extended run.
00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:21.679
We have been going at him for straight brome, straight.
00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:26.079
I won't hear from him for like six months because he gets a girlfriend.
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:27.199
And I'm like, you know what?
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:27.840
That's fine with me.
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:29.760
Then he comes over and he's a two-beer queer.
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:30.239
Yeah, totally.
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:32.480
I have those in in Porta Vallarta.
00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:33.039
I have a lot of those.
00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:35.039
I have a lot of those too.
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:41.280
But I had to stop because he really likes the nose candy, and I just was getting to the point where I just don't want it around me in my apartment or anything.
00:52:41.360 --> 00:52:41.599
You know?
00:52:41.920 --> 00:52:42.159
No.
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:43.599
You gotta get rid of that.
00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:46.320
I right now I'm in a I'm very much into a sweeping thing.
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:48.000
Uh I'll say mine real quickly.
00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:51.679
People, when I go to see a show, I want to fuck someone from Jersey now.
00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:53.039
I don't go to shows very often.
00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:53.599
I know, right?
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:54.800
Let's just do it.
00:52:55.440 --> 00:53:02.159
Uh uh, when I go to see a show, like I did last night, people know me because of what I do for a living.
00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:06.159
They sit down next to me, I'm watching the show, and they just start talking to me.
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:06.400
Yeah.
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:08.480
Like the show's not happening.
00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:10.159
So Shakwe was on.
00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:11.599
It's not like she's lip syncing.
00:53:11.760 --> 00:53:13.199
When she's lip-syncing a song, I get it.
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:15.039
It's a Mariah Carey song or Whitney song.
00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:15.519
We've all heard it.
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:16.079
I guess it's okay.
00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:19.360
Soul Manx is doing her pills, and Alettez is walking behind her.
00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:23.920
There's one guy I won't mention his name, but he's uh he's always wants to DJ for me, and I like him a lot.
00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:24.800
He's a sweet kid.
00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:28.639
But he he sat down next to me and he goes, I just DJ'd.
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:32.800
Like while Shaqiti's on stage speaking, I just DJed some pride.
00:53:32.880 --> 00:53:35.199
Like it was like Long Island Pride or Jersey Pride, whatever.
00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:35.760
Patch on the thing.
00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:36.960
5,000 people, man.
00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:38.480
I fucking slayed.
00:53:39.440 --> 00:53:43.119
I'm sitting there thinking, uh I love that you looked over your shoulder like he was about to walk up.
00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:45.760
No, that was an Ariel came by, her little petite feet.
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:46.079
Yeah.
00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:48.880
Um he then he just starts talking to me about it.
00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:50.880
Like, and then he goes, and then and blah blah blah.
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:53.280
And I'm thinking, and I keep doing this, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:54.559
And then he goes, blah blah.
00:53:54.719 --> 00:53:56.320
And I'm thinking I hate when people can't read it.
00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:57.280
I get that.
00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:59.760
You say he said, I really want to work for you, I really want to do the underwear party.
00:53:59.920 --> 00:54:02.239
And I always say this to people email me.
00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:04.079
And they never do.
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:04.800
No, they never do it.
00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:06.880
They just do it when I'm watching a show.
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.159
You know, I don't go to shows.
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:09.599
I went to your, I go to yours once or twice.
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:10.719
You didn't come last week.
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:11.760
I didn't come last week because I didn't know.
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I said you were gonna come last week and you didn't come last week.
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I couldn't.
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You said, Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Maybe that's my what are we doing right now?
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Are we doing uh is that your trigger?
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I don't know.
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That's where I'm triggered now.
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I'm triggered now.
00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:23.440
That's a partial trigger.
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I literally I hate a boss that doesn't show up.
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I couldn't stay on the island any longer.
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I was show to noon.
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You can only handle two days now, you said two days.
00:54:32.639 --> 00:54:32.880
Oh, yeah.
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And I had been three, and I was like, I got it.
00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:36.079
And you were cooked by Sunday night.
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I saw you Sunday night.
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It's too much right now.
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It's just too much.
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I I everyone knows this.
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I've talked about this.
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I'm seceded a little bit from nightlife, and then I dipped my toe in Friday night.
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I twirled, I danced for a little bit.
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It's Friday night, I had a really good time.
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Then I went to bed by 12:30, got up.
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But it's there's just too much, there's too much people, there's too much wanting, there's too much people trying to climb, and I just am like, you know what?
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:03.920
I want out, I want to be back in my apartment.
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:08.400
Or I'm you know, I'm actually thinking, like I said, Tuesday, I'm thinking of going to Zipolite for a few days because I can for$100.
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I think it's wonderful.
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And then I'm going to Berlin.
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Yeah.
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I'm just thinking, I'll go there.
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It's so simple.
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People don't want stuff.
00:55:15.199 --> 00:55:16.719
Nobody wants anything from me in Berlin.
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Except this is happy to see me.
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I mean, they want this.
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They want this at CheeseMade.
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Cheese May's the Naked Bar.
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:25.440
Cheese May's the naked bar where everybody knows Spanish for gossip.
00:55:25.679 --> 00:55:26.079
That's a good idea.
00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:27.679
It's to call it the naked bar there.
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All of a sudden, you go naked and you go naked.
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:30.320
Absolutely.
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It's a naked bar.
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Totally.
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:32.000
You have to be naked.
00:55:33.360 --> 00:55:33.840
Well, after eight.
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:36.079
Never go to that bar.
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Never.
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Never.
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I've wear a modesty panel.
00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:42.880
You wouldn't sit that fat hog down at a bar still long.
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:47.280
Oh, I just someone came up to me at the bar the other day and said, This is this is your another.
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:49.599
This is had a view on one of the apps.
00:55:50.079 --> 00:55:50.639
You got a big dick.
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:51.360
You got a nice dude.
00:55:51.440 --> 00:55:52.719
My nudie socials have been passed on.
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:53.519
That's a meaty tuck.
00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:54.239
Fat dick.
00:55:55.599 --> 00:55:56.719
I'm glad we're talking about that.
00:55:57.360 --> 00:55:59.760
Because I have the laziest tuck in town, and now you know why.
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:01.920
Because I've got a meaty cock.
00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:04.000
I've got a meaty cock.
00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:05.280
It's the Italian in you.
00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:07.039
You see how the sausage is made.
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:09.039
Is Italian then is it Latouce?
00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:10.000
Latousse.
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:10.960
Yeah, because you're Italian.
00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:12.960
My deadbeat dad Romaine.
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:14.480
My deadbeat dad romaine.
00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:15.760
Head of Latousse.
00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:17.280
That sounds French, actually.
00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:20.159
La tuca della cabeça.
00:56:20.320 --> 00:56:21.440
Latoussa would be, yeah.
00:56:21.519 --> 00:56:22.800
Anyway, what triggers you, Kitten?
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:24.320
Well, you know what's been bothering me lately?
00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:26.639
And this is maybe, maybe, maybe this is my kitten.
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:28.960
Maybe this is this is a little, maybe this is a little too deep.
00:56:29.039 --> 00:56:29.599
I don't know, deep.
00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:30.079
No, whatever.
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:31.840
I'm tired of people.
00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:33.440
I I want to stop.
00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:37.519
I want to start a program called Please Stop Breeding.
00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:38.320
Oh, okay.
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:38.960
Stop it.
00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:39.760
No more children.
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:40.719
I don't understand this anymore.
00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:41.360
We love it.
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:44.559
This planet is just made for suffering, right?
00:56:44.800 --> 00:56:48.639
And if you had common sense, you'd be like, I'm not bringing anyone into this planet.
00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:51.679
But unfortunately, biology overrides our common sense.
00:56:51.840 --> 00:56:59.760
People don't realize when they say, Oh, I really want a baby, that's what being tricked into having children because we have to, because that's nature, wanting to keep the species alive.
00:56:59.920 --> 00:57:02.960
But if we used our minds and we'd think, oh my God, what are we doing?
00:57:03.119 --> 00:57:03.599
Stop it.
00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:04.239
Just stop it.
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:06.639
I did my pet peeves really, people please stop.
00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:09.679
And we have a surplus of people here that need homes.
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:11.199
We've said it on the channel.
00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:13.360
So I want to stop the plea.
00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:16.719
And I think you have to put please in front of it because they can say it's the sort of lessons the blow.
00:57:17.440 --> 00:57:19.039
I say, please stop breathing.
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:20.639
I'm going to have t-shirts made up.
00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:24.639
On Facebook, nobody should have kids until all the orphanages are empty.
00:57:24.800 --> 00:57:25.039
Totally.
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:29.360
And I put on Facebook once tri pregnant women should be treated like smokers.
00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:29.920
Absolutely.
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:33.199
Well, that you really know how to push a button because they're causing everyone else a problem.
00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:35.599
They're causing, they're sucking up world responsibility.
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:38.000
Everyone thinks their child's going to cure cancer.
00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:41.280
You're lucky if your child is just an average schmuck.
00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:41.599
Yeah.
00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:42.400
At the most.
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:48.480
An average schmuck, most likely they'll end up being a drug addict or a loser or in the basement masturbating.
00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:50.000
Or average.
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:51.440
Avenue that's a schmuck.
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:54.400
If you're lucky, you'll get someone completely or gay baiting on Instagram.
00:57:54.719 --> 00:57:57.440
People will think they're gonna, my child's gonna be the next president, my child's gonna cure.
00:57:57.599 --> 00:57:58.719
Forget my child's gonna be different.
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:01.440
It's gonna be no, my child's gonna take care of me.
00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:02.400
No, that doesn't happen.
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:03.360
It doesn't happen no longer.
00:58:03.440 --> 00:58:03.760
It doesn't happen.
00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:06.639
They're thinking that while they're walking through Walmart with this sort of thing.
00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:11.039
I I kind of feel, and this is what I've been thinking, the species has done what it can do.
00:58:11.199 --> 00:58:15.440
It's time to just sort of like let it just while we're far behind.
00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:19.840
First of all, the people, these economies keep having to grow to meet the you know all of the need.
00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:23.840
If you cut back on the people consistently, then you don't need to produce as much food.
00:58:24.159 --> 00:58:28.559
But we are in a population decline, which is good because people can't afford to have children.
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:38.639
Yes, they dumb people, and and I do think the ultra-rich does want to cull the population to uh to so just a workforce.
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:43.920
So they want to c get rid of a chunk of us somehow.
00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:48.079
And it's you know, so it's gonna be quite a shit show the next decade or two.
00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:48.639
Totally.
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:49.199
Well, you know what?
00:58:49.280 --> 00:59:03.840
I I personally think that things like uh not so much AIDS because AIDS was well, no, AIDS too, because it's you know it's not just a gay disease, but these disease come about because Oh, Mother Nature was like it's time to it's time to COVID, it's time to call back out of the city.
00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:04.800
A little bit, yeah.
00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:09.119
But I just think that people really need to rethink why they're actually having children too.
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:10.320
And why they're not adopted.
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:11.199
And why they're not adopted.
00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:17.199
You're lucky your child can it's it's still random, but throw the dice, whether you have it or you adopt it, how it's gonna turn out.
00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:17.360
Right.
00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:22.639
And also if you're having kids or you're adopting kids, like don't bitch about how your schedule changes having kids.
00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:23.760
You made that choice.
00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:27.440
You're like, oh, we wish we could do this, but you know, we've got the kids.
00:59:27.599 --> 00:59:28.880
Well, uh shut up, just say it can't go.
00:59:29.519 --> 00:59:35.199
Having children bother me more, the ones that do that don't adopt and they want to have their own kids.
00:59:35.679 --> 00:59:37.119
That really gets my goat.
00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:39.840
But I have so many friends that are doing it that I have to be nice about it.
00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:40.719
Well, I don't have to be nice.
00:59:40.800 --> 00:59:45.760
I don't know if I've lost half my audience now because they're all they're old, you know, you take the copy kids.
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:46.719
I want to adopt.
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:47.360
That's my whole plan.
00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:55.840
By 65, I want to adopt a Mexican kid that has a bad home that's around eight years old, or a 19-year-old horse-hung football player.
00:59:56.079 --> 00:59:56.400
Yeah.
00:59:56.719 --> 00:59:58.880
I oh, oh, that's a whole different thing.
00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:00.320
That's a whole road we can go.
01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:02.320
That's a whole different thing.
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:03.440
And thank God he was legal.
01:00:03.599 --> 01:00:05.039
19 is legal, so that's okay.
01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:05.679
That's okay.
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:06.639
Sort of wrap it up.
01:00:06.719 --> 01:00:08.559
Don't talk to Daniel during the shows.
01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:13.440
Uh, pull your shit together in your afternoon drinking and stop fucking breeding.
01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:15.039
I think that's I think that's pretty much it.
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:16.400
Well, I think we nailed it tonight, guys.
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