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What do you want to say something
about your show? I shot on myself
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in the womb. Stop Phil,
you fucking stink. You know what,
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Fuck this because it's Holling's worth but
it's worth less. I don't want to
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hear about whatever you have to say. The worstless of the week. He's
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just gonna sit up there the whole
time, Phil Fox Scorpion. It's a
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move man, You fucking dummy.
What the fuck? House of race?
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Black people? Just shoot me now. We'd like to stay here on the
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Hollyboard with Podcasts that we are first
and foremost a comedy show and there is
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never any ill will or ill intent
that is directed towards any group. We
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just want to say that purple is
a flavor in the black community that we
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do tend to love. Baby,
what's up, everybody? Welcome to the
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Hollins with Us program. I'm one
of our host, big IRSJ Hollins with
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As usual, we have the Fab
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a Baby shout out to Baby Miles
and future Baby Ah, your daily dose
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of four play quads, four of
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where the kisses are his and his
and his Shawn's Mister Furley, The usual
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suspects, starting with the BMW,
the Basic Male White, the Big Man
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Walking, the counterpointer, the get
off My yard or the one Percenter,
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the Human PSA, the Wheel of
Fortune, the plural but there goes the
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neighborhood, the comedy culled, the
sec Sean, the mchennial wink eh eh,
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hey, thanks for having me.
Next up, we have the what
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the fuck? Sorry that much?
No, I'm like, where the fuck
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is my mammy? Oh? There
it is, the Coco co host,
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the Black Don Juan, the Big
Daddy, the Black Eminem Extra Nuts shout
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out again to Miles and future baby
uh Campbell soup because he's good, The
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Black Eminem extra nuts, Oh pc
no apple malus, Oh, thank you
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so much for having me. It's
good to be here. Really fuck that
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one up. The last, but
not least, we have the sub Mariner,
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the Relief Pitcher, the sixth Man
of the Year, the Closer,
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the Other white Meat, the how
do you want it? I want it?
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Holloway? What's his name? The
coke Dude? Do it Kane Cocaine
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Kane Holloway hopping in. You didn't
like that? How do you want to
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this has a new look to it. It looks like I don't know why.
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But anyways, okay, so last
week last week we were talking to
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somehow we got on the topic kill
Tony, and then I had mentioned uh.
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I had mentioned Kane's uh Caine's time
on the Kill Tony Show and his
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net yoric rise from it afterwards.
Soon after that's right, killing the game
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baby, and uh I literally killed
him. I've worked with in your mic
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up a little bit, Kane say
something hello, Hello, Hello, oh
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god, Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, I'll hold it like this.
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Everyone can hear my po. So
yeah, we were I called Kane right
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after the podcast. I was like, bro, we talked about your kill
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Tony and then I was like would
you come on and then talk about it?
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And he said yes, what up? Bs Jeffrey and Spanish Empress and
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so like Spanish Empress like, let's
say if she doesn't or if they don't
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know what, let's see what I
did there. If they don't know what
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kill maybe we should give the we
should give the breakdown. Do you want
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to explain it, Sean or maybe
Kane? Yeah? Yeah, Kin yeah
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sure, actually no no, wait, wait before you explain it, when
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because I, okay, let's set
up this that you had signed up for.
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We're in front of the comedy store, the people are signing up for
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pot luck. That list came out. You didn't get on it, and
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so then they come out with the
kill Tony sign up, which you're about
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to explain what it is, and
you signed up for it, and I
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told you don't do it? Yes, do you remember that? Uh?
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Yeah, I you told you told
me a minute ago before this took place,
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like don't do a kill Tony.
I didn't know what it was.
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We never go ahead. Sorry,
oh got it. Before that took place,
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back from this took place, we
talked about you told me what you
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you told me, kill Tony is
a show. I didn't know specifically what
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it was, but you said don't
do it, so I didn't know exactly
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what kill Tony was, right,
Okay, So as you're signing up,
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I want you to say or tell
us what you thought you were signing up
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for and then explain what kill Tony
is. Okay. So I didn't get
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on the pot luck and then some
guy I don't remember his name, another
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open micro who was like, well, kill Tony list is coming up,
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you could put your name in that. And I go, what's kill Tony
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And he goes, or explain to
me what kill Tony is. And he
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goes, oh, you just have
to see it. But it's like it's
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basically another open mic, and I
was like all right, and he's like
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He's like, it's a bucket,
so you're you know, and I was
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like, okay. So then I
write my name down, they take the
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list. I walk in. I'm
waiting for him. I'm waiting to see
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what the show is. As I
walk in, I see another comic there
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and I go, hey, man, what is this exactly? And he
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goes, so a panel of comics. Yeah, so a panel of well
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established comics pick from a bucket.
Then if they pick pull your name.
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You go up. You do a
minute of material. Right at that minute,
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they ring a bell or some bullshit, and then they then make fun
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of you. If you bomb,
they trash you until you want to kill
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yourself, and then if you crush, they still trash you, but it
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feels less and less like you'd want
to kill yourself. But I mean,
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you do take that with you as
you you know, for the rest of
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your existence, you'll always remember your
time on kill Tony and then and and
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then essentially that's it. That's it. And then if you get big enough
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on that, or if you keep
becoming a reoccurring guest, then you know
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they'll they'll pull your name and you'll
keep getting shipped on every I think it
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was Monday. Yeah, so every
Monday, you can keep getting shipped on
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in the uh in the belly room
or not the yeah, the belly room
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of the store. And I looked
at he got done telling me that,
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and I was like, I don't
want to fucking do that. Are you
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insane? No fucking way. And
it's only like sixty seconds, right,
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you got I'm not doing I don't
have a minute. I don't I'm not
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a minute. I don't dude,
I've been working on material. I'm all
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setups, baby, Yeah, I
love it. I went to the store
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the other day, so anyways,
I don't really dating's crazy. So yeah,
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so then uh so then I I
was just like, look, if
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my name didn't get pulled for the
pot, look, there is a fairly
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decent chance my name won't get pulled
for this kill Tony thing. And uh
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oh, And he also failed to
mention it they're streaming it. They stream
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it live, and so I didn't
realize that untill I think I got on
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stage and I realized, like,
oh, I'm they're fucking filming this shit,
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so I uh yeah. So then
I went was this how long ago?
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Fifteen episode number ninety two of Kill
Tony. They were just a couple
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of years into this that Yeah,
so twenty and I think it was twenty
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fifteen is when I moved in.
It was yeah, and I was I
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saw a guy get shit on for
being a mitch Hedburg clone. He got
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he went up there and does his
thing and it's, you know, quick
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setup punchline for a minute straight.
But he's also like taking his time.
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He's got long hair, so they're
like shit, at least it's for what
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I remember, and they make fun
of him for being a mitch Hedburg rip
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off. And then I was like, okay, nothing, I can't.
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It can't get any worse than that. And then Tony pulls my fucking name.
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I was gonna leave. I was
gonna leave, so I'm gonna play
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it, and at any point came
you just shout stop if you want me
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to stop, all right, okay, uh, and I might stop it
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or actually, anybody, if there's
something you want to a point you want
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to make, anybody just yell out
stop and I'll stop it. Okay,
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eight years ago, I already know
what I want to say in the middle
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of this. Oh boy, actually, like I just want to say this
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is this reminds me of what it
was like to be a newcomer in comedy
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in a scene and all the cool
kids are like, oh, this motherfucker
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you know what I mean? Like
that was, yeah, all right,
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here we go. Can you see
Oh my god, I don't know I
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was going to see myself. Oh
yeah, buddy, Okay, you guys,
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that's the whole thing. Yeah,
yep, all right, no,
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no, you pull it. But
before you do, I just want to
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say something. Yeah, I'm gonna
try to say something positive because the sounds
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of a through this. Okay,
what even if I have to lie,
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I love it absolutely, but just
one positive thing, right at least,
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yeah, at least one at least
one thing that's encouraging. Okay, no
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matter how much they it's about to
say, Okay, pull the next pull
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the next asshole out of the next
asshole out. No matter how they do,
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somebody worse set up for comedy.
It looks like a new name to
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me, Oh put your hands together
for Kane hall Away. Everybody right,
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it is going through your head in
your heart right now. I was yeah,
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I was immediately immediately panicked, like
god damn it. And I was
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I was in the back going,
Okay, what is the thing I'm going
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to do? What is the joke
I'm going to do for What's hot?
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Minute? Yea, what do I
have? What am I doing? And
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I was like I think I got
it? And then I was like,
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but I might leave. I'm probably
gonna leave. And then he goes new
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name and when he said new name
something, my fucking heart shot in my
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asshole and I was like, yeah, it's me, It's fucking me.
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And then it fucking was me,
dude. That happened to me with like
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the fucking NBC. Like I had
gone through all these rounds of like you
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know where they do the talent search
for, like you know, whatever comics
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they're looking for, and I was
just like, man, I've done really
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well throughout this whole competition. I
get to the final piece to go on
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to LA and this host who's like
he was an LGBTQ friendly you know,
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like host and he just like he
killed it, like just high energy.
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I'm not the highest energy comic.
And then they like are like okay,
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randomly Manny Martin, I'm like,
fuck, how do I follow this shit?
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You know what I mean? And
it was like the energy was just
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so often. I yeah, it's
the exact same fucking energy, man where
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you just like, my heart's in
my asshole right now? Damn? All
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right, you guys ready, yep, here we go watching these trips as
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she comes on stage. Hair,
Oh guys, Like the last couple of
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months, I've been trying to figure
out if I want to marry my girl.
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Oh okay, and this last holiday
weekend, my mom talked me out
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of it. She she didn't mean
to. I'm over at the house.
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I asked her some marriage advice.
This is her advice. She's like,
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honey, any good marriage has all
the control. And then the husband thinks
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he has all the control. Oh
no, just the silence. You realize,
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dad, it's sitting right there.
You can hear you. She's like,
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I know, and did you notice
how we did say a ship.
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I don't want to be in a
loveless marriage. Anybody in one of those
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I do sound like Bill Burr.
I sound like her, dude, I
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don't know. I just I've seen
pictures of my dad. I've heard the
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stories before he met my mom,
the stories. But he's a grizzly bear
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walking through the ship. It's so
hard to watch yourself. It doesn't matter
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how good you are, it is
hard to watch it. I hate watching
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any man. You're you're interrupting King
killing all right, sorry, right,
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there's a fucking darkness neck and he
goes down and then he wakes up.
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There's the cat, whoa. The
bear came out at the minute, and
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they got close. You got closer. For my money, you're the winner
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of the Bill Burrow Like, yeah
about it. By the way, you're
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more Bill Burr than Ian Ellis was
Mitch Hedberg, Like that that was all
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the guy you mentioned King, that's
crazy huge the look and then yeah,
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there's some similarities there, but not
aside that you could lose that over time.
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Watch them said, I seen the
early going use like that, like,
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uh, you know, because the
audience will sort of accept it at
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like open mics and stuff. Don't
be like, oh this feels familiar,
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so we like this. So so
I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing.
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You need to drop right away.
Yeah, you gotta stop watching his
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stand up if you want to.
Yeah, yeah, just try to be
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less like him. You gotta,
you gotta a little bit of this,
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A little bit of it gets some
audience respect. I think you got to
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take the posters off the ceiling above
yours. But hey, when you turn
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that video down a little bit,
it's overpowering us. Yeah. So that
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like, right here, I'm just
watching them, and I've just I've made
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the choice. I'm not gonna say
anything. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
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say anything. I'm not gonna fight
them. I'm not gonna fight back.
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I'm just gonna stand here. Because
this I'm like a month into living in
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l a h. So I already
feel out of place. I have huge
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imposter syndrome. I've heard before this
like shows in Seattle and that they're like,
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yeah, you remind me of Bill
Burr, And it never really affected
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me until all these guys are like
and even dude, now that I'm hearing
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it, I'm like, yikes.
And so I'll tell you what happened after
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this. For me, as like
as a comic just sitting in my car
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pondering the concept that I'm never gonna
go anywhere in life because all the all
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I heard was you guys, are
you're a billboard bill? How I remember
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it being said was you're a Bill
Burr ripoff and I'm a hat That's what
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I like, internally thought they said
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that, but that's what I held
on in my head for years now until
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watching this, and uh so,
I you know, I didn't I didn't
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see you when you did this,
because I I think I might have got
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up at pot luck, but I
never saw. I just remember you coming
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down and I was like, how
was it? And You're like, let's
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get the fuck out of here?
Yeah? Yeah, I was about I
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was done for the whole day.
I couldn't do anything else. All right,
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here we go say something like that
on this comedy show, don't turn
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out? Yeah? Yeah, was
your so was your significant other in the
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audience at the time of this or
no, no, no, Jay was
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doing the pot love. It almost
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Is that? How is that is
your normal conversation? Boys Burry?
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Right when I when I first started, I got a lot of Brian Reagan
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was like my guy started and then
I showed somebody you got rid of that.
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There was no video of Reagan.
I was such a huge fan.
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He goes, Wow, he sounds
a lot like you. So over time
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I'm just like my influences have been
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But those are going to exist.
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original jokes, which those felt like
those were, and just sort of getting
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comfortable and like sometimes the audience needs
a little bit of that because it's comforting
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because they recognize the can Doug is
actually like Sean was talking about this.
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He was saying, I like seeing
Doug in that that thing. What up
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San Francisco forty nine er girl,
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By the way, it's not just
that it's broadcasting that way. Yeah,
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that's my connection for some reason.
Let me it. Don't worry here,
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keep it going. Yeah, King's
only got ten minutes left. Yeah,
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So I'm not completely against it,
you know. Definitely. I brought it
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up so that you would maybe lose
it at some point. I think if
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you doandix years six years Wow,
Seattle, Washington. Wow. Interesting,
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how do you like it up there. It's all right, how long you
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in town for? No? I
moved I moved here. Wow? How
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long ago? Three weeks? Bold
ass move. Yeah. I wouldn't recommend
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anybody to do stand up in LA
unless they were like already had like a
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full like headliner set ready to go. But that being said, there there
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really are no rules and uh,
you could still make it. Why did
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I laugh at the end of that, you know? But but it's it's
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absolutely true because that's what happened to
me is I came here. I started
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stand up comedy in l A.
And that's one thing that I regret about
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my career is God just sitting up
there having to take it, having enough
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matilla to show up in LA and
sort of make a good impression immediately instead
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of having to kind of convince people
with the guy that they didn't. Hey,
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Jay, sounds coming through your mic, man, Oh is it?
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Yeah? I think it's pretty like
the volumes high on your side or something.
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Not to interrupt it again, but
it's just dumb. It's echoing pretty
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bad. Let me okay, sorry, let me see if is it going
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for you Kane? Yeah? Oh
okay? Interesting? Yeah, And it's
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also playing the audio through my or
not through my headphones through my So you
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just have to switch your not your
headphone. Not to get all technical,
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did you just have to switch your
system sound to go also through your system
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sound, your mic sound, they're
all different. So at this point,
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Kane like, are you I mean, like you said, you're just taking
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it? Has anybody ever given it
back to them or yeah and given a
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pact on when they talk ship?
Yeah yeah, yeah, but dud it
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never works because it rarely works because
it's right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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four against one? Yeah, yeah, dude, this is this is
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just a thing where I'm like,
yeah, you're you are there's a four
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against one and you have just you
yeah, and you're not. We're not
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friends. So and even if if
it was like a panel of you guys
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and I was sitting there, I
would try to battle back, but you
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guys would all be against you guys
would win no matter what I said.
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Yeah, absolutely right, right,
I'm isolated. I'm just I'm far away
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from the panel. All these people
are excited to see them, they're not
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excited to see me. So if
I'm like, you guys are wrong,
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Also, Doug, I hate whatever
you know, if I would have just
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like come after guys. And I
don't hate Doug, but I if I
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would have like come after any of
them, then they'd be like, Jesus,
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dude, you signed up for this, right, even if you're really
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good, Like I've seen some really
good comics that go up, they've been
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doing it for a long time.
They go up and do their minute,
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and they're really good. It even
comes across that everybody's like kind of off
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the street and and didn't haven't really
made it, and so you know you're
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you're ok. Like everybody gets treated
the same by the audience. I mean
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it's a really weird dynamic. You
didn't laugh. I mean it wasn't like,
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you know, it wasn't a bomb
set or anything. It wasn't a
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bomb, but it didn't matter.
It did. Yeah, that's what I'm
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trying to say. Yeah, I
think Andy has some really good advice coming
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up, so I can't wait.
God, and he was better has advanced
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it anyway better. So I thought
it was a good set, I mean
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a good minute. Yeah. The
birth thing, though, is something I
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would really try to work on.
I would really like to hear your normal
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hard to change put some rubber bands
around your ball is really tight. I
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don't know what you would do,
but yeah, I think he I think
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it's your I think you're you're using
your voice. It's just more of a
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material, a cadence issue and topics. It was like a hand thing where
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you went like that at one point
that head. I heard that back home
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and but see just talking just now. If I wasn't looking, I'd be
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like it is bill Board? Did
Billboard just walk in? Yeah? Like
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his it's natural for him, trust
me, that's hot. That's what I'm
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putting on this podcast is that when
I put it out there in the cosmos,
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it's gonna say episode you know the
people you gotta watch the watch on
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the comedy come in and just shut
up. You know. That's what I'm
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gonna do. Is it's one of
the worst things people over talking like Doug
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Benson. But the other thing is
that people comics comics, uh at this
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since talking to other essence that's been
used, which is one of the funniest
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essence that bullship. There is a
lot of essence though, like you you
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watched Bill's last special, right,
That's what I'm talking about, Like,
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yeah, just when you walked out
here, you look like you were in
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black and white. You gotta this
is actually very good advice, Like all
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of this is, looking back on
it, advice I would give somebody to.
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It's like, you sound too much
like somebody you're idolizing, specific the
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guy we all can tell, and
you sound exactly like him. You should
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probably try and curb that they're not
at all being mean. No, I
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was so sensitive to any you were
three weeks into l a Yeah, but
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bye bye. But isn't there another
part of this where they're just like I
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wouldn't have come. Yeah, Yeah, I'm saying this is the part where
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I was like, all right,
I'm gonna buy a gun. Go.
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I could tell that you just watched
Bill's Youth Special, yeah recently? Yeah,
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right, do you do it?
Sorry, But it happens to a
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lot of people. Like if I
hang out with one of my good peals,
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Brody Steve, he wants to get
this out. So sometimes where I'll
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have lunch with Brody and then all
of a sudden, we're at the same
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comedy club that night and something the
next day. If like you're around Brody
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for twenty four hours or more,
all of a sudden you're like you gotta
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gotta go for positive energy. Got
one, hey, Risida. But the
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thing is, I've been to the
comedy store a leave in your well.
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It's funny that Reagan, Brian Reagan
came up because I did a week with
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Brian Reagan and at the end of
the week he's one of the most like
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has his own personality thing going on
comics of all time. And he said
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to me, after working with me
for a week, Oh, I caught
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myself during my set doing some bensionisms
and I was just like blown away that
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Like, first, first of all, he's why and you're just sitting standing
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there not part of this anymore.
Oh God, that's the It's like you're
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prop this is point. Yeah.
This is also why I don't remember Doug
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being there. I'm meant, I'm
looking at them, I'm not there.
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I'm cheying. Yeah, totally.
I want this to be over so I
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want them to go, Okay,
that's you're done, so I can go
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Okay, I'm gonna go home now. BS. Jeffrey said right in this
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or on the comments, Kane's posture
says, how do I get out here?
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Yeah? All right? That that
that that even entered his mind.
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You know, like it's really you
do pick up on things. So be
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conscious of stepping away from Bill Burr, record your sets and just try to
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step away a little bit. But
like, I don't think you have to
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step away entirely because he's He's gotta
notice, though they're not on his comedy,
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they're actually giving advice to go back
home a lot, you know.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
as his own thing. But it was
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still nice. Yeah that that that
that even entered his mind, you know,
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like it's really you do pick up
on things. So be conscious of
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stepping away from Bill Burr, record
your sets and just try to step away
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a little bit. But like,
I don't think you have to step away
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entirely because he's he's got a delivery
that works. But also, do you
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do you do the road a lot? Yeah? You should make sure to
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go back home, you know what
I mean. I'm from Seattle. There's
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so many rooms up there. You
don't want to fail like this in front
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of everybody constantly in LA because they
have memories, you know what I mean.
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So you gotta you gotta go fail
somewhere else and then come back and
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surprise everybody with how good you got
yeah, I said that earlier, but
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much nicer. Yeah, did you
say you said your one nice thing?
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Right? What's your home club?
I started in Giggles. Yeah, it
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was Jiggles for a little while because
the strip club, and then it really
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really those assholes really just drive by. Well if one letter on the side,
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that won't, dude, let's just
turn the g upside. You can
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turn it around from whatever Caine is
now on Netflix. Oh my god,
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thank god, thank god. Wait
what was long? Oh? I was
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just saying, you know, shout
out to Kane Man, like a lot
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of people might have just been like, I'm done with comedy after that.
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But now he's on Netflix. He's
got a new show man, So like,
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I salute you, my friend.
It's a big show, you know,
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ye, this Netflix show. Before
I say anything like that, you
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are on a Netflix show. Now
I'm on Peacock. Oh yeah, I'm
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on a Peacock show. What's it
called. It's called Your Moms. Hanson
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fucking got you, bro? Yeah, you before you could say the Christmas
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I think I think before you started
talking, So that's not true. I
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said, you, dam I got
to see him when I was at your
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mom. Yeah, the bing and
then, and she's actually in the chat.
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Let's bring her out. So are
you on Netflix or what is he?
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Peacock, Peacock, I'm on a
TV show. I'm on a docu
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series and I play a cult,
uh leader? Or I place a guy
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in a in a Christna cult?
You shot it yet? Yeah, it's
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on Peacock now, stupid, it's
on Peacock. Motherfucker. He got me?
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He got me? Uh no not, I'm talking it. I just
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like an extra, so it's got
a chance. I'm also, they were
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going to give him a speaking part, but they couldn't afford burs. So
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that's true. I was like,
dude, who wants these prayer beads?
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Hey, guys, enjoined me in
a circle? Grab my hands? Are
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hands? Yeah? Dude? Are
you a part of the Krishna cult?
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Dude? Okay? First of all, I want you to kill him,
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okay, and then we'll you know, we'll see what we'll see what happens
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from there. First of all,
no women in the cult, because they
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can't handle it. You know.
We just want to say, yeah,
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we just want to stay here on
the Hollings with this podcast. Women are
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capable of all things in life,
and that the world cannot move without you.
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We want to thank you so much
for fighting the good fight, and
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we just want to let you know
that some people's opinions do not reflect the
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greater hole of this show. Back
to you guys, thank you first,
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and we're glad you let you guys
vote all right on that note, Yeah,
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what's okay? Yeah yeah yeah,
just real quick. So two things
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that happened. I took them to
heart. I would practice a Bill Burr
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impression, like in my car at
my house, like every day, so
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I could get down exactly how he
sounds. I watched his ship, get
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down exactly how Bill Burr talks,
what his mannerisms were. And then I
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chose to not do those things wow
on stage so I could then and it
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doesn't but it doesn't matter because now
when I go on stage, people are
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just like, you know, you're
remind me, and I just at this
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point I've been like, okay,
well whatever. And then I was in
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New York and now that I think, now that I think about it,
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I should probably hit up Andy.
But I was in New York and Andy
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and I were on a show together
at this barbershop and he sees me and
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he goes, hey, man,
I think I have an apology I need
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to give to you. When when
I did when I was a guest on
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kil Tony, they told me to
be me whatever, and so I was
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like trying to think of mean things
to say, so I apologize, And
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I'd always held on to that thinking
like, yeah, he was he like
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pretty much fucked me in front of
this crowd, and you know, but
408
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:22.799
yeah, looking back on it now, I'm like, he has nothing to
409
00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:25.680
apologize for. They all, all
of them were trying to help him.
410
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.079
Think he does, though, I
will. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna
411
00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:33.319
I'm gonna put I'm gonna put ketchup
on my wrist, take a picture and
412
00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:37.119
send it to totally. Yeah,
no, you get it. But how'd
413
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:41.759
you send the picture if you already
slit your wrist? I have another risk?
414
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:47.960
Oh God, can you slip that
one too? Alice, Mariah's here?
415
00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:48.759
What up? Alice? I just
want to stay here on the Hellings
416
00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:52.160
Worthless podcast that suicide is never an
answer in a way out. If you
417
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:56.519
are thinking of suicide, please call
the Prevention Hotline and seek help. We're
418
00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.319
here for you and keep finding the
good fight back to you. Yeah,
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00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:07.400
don't on the Live Yourself. God, I know you have to go because
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you have a show, Cane,
do you wanna do you or can you
421
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.440
stay? Or do you gotta go? I gotta go. Do you want
422
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:15.000
to do you want to plug anything? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, So
423
00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.839
go and check out Kane Holloway on
Instagram. I post a lot of my
424
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:23.440
stuff there would Yeah, I'm at
the Bilbert the Real Bilberg on Twitter.
425
00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:30.440
Yeah I but also yeah, check
out the Christian Project and just dropped today
426
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:37.079
on Peacock so and uh yeah,
and I'm actually headed to a show at
427
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.319
Sean's mom's house, so twice in
one show. Yeah, you're gonna hear
428
00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:49.200
Anna you should do a podcast called
that I will. Hey, So anyway,
429
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:53.599
this is sorry. Sorry, I'll
be on for longer next time.
430
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:56.480
Just let me know when and I'll
be back. Hell yeah, I'm gonna
431
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:01.000
have a baby. So yeah.
Oh congratulations man. Yeah, I was
432
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:05.720
just gonna say you could probably fill
in for me during those Yeah. Oh
433
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:13.599
okay, because you're going to be
doing dad stuff unfortunately. Changing. Nice
434
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.960
to leave us with that, and
then I'll hear you up later, all
435
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:25.079
right, guys later? Oh whoa
change it change it changing? Nope,
436
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:29.440
that's getting fixed too. Yep,
there you go. Nope, yes,
437
00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:37.119
there you go. I'm on it. Yeah, that's uh dude. Yeah,
438
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:42.200
it's crazy because the time it happened
like and you know, and it's
439
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:45.880
it's how you're sitting there and you're
in it, but how you interpret it.
440
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.799
But I remember he uh, I
think Kane had told me that.
441
00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:52.200
He was like yeah, and he
said you're from Seattle, right, and
442
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:53.319
I go yeah, and he goes, yeah, you should probably go back.
443
00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:58.440
And I'm sure word for word what
he heard in his head. Oh
444
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:02.200
yeah. I remember watching it and
just being like damn, like he just
445
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:05.839
got down there, like what is
that going to do to his confidence?
446
00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:10.279
So? Yeah, why is that? Look what Alice said? I I
447
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.880
thought, why do I look different? Looks different? Tho, It's just
448
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.680
me, man. God. I
now, when I look down at the
449
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:21.839
comments, I saw congratulations. I
thought that was Alice again, just like
450
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:27.160
oh thank yous man. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean what they could
451
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:29.640
do to your confidence. I mean, I I think about him that I
452
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:31.880
have. I mean, i'd probably
you guys don't know this in the comments,
453
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:35.079
but I have a soul circus bit
and that's the only thing I could
454
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.039
think of within sixty seconds. That
might be able to get like a few
455
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.200
tags off and make them laugh,
but ultimately I think they're just gonna shoot
456
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:44.640
on you regardless, so that it's
it's a lose lose situation. There's only
457
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:46.640
one type of comedy that works on
that showing. You basically have to have
458
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:51.240
four jokes that are set up punch, set up punch. You can't have
459
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:54.000
bits and also got It feels like
it's got to be shockunaw, it can't
460
00:33:54.039 --> 00:34:00.880
just be Yeah, they do love
they love the shock shit, and it's
461
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:04.160
to be honest. Like when I
think of that show, like I'm not
462
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:08.280
saying one thing is right or not, but it feels like Sean looks less
463
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:13.360
nerdy up close kind of cute.
Oh ladies shout out to no, no,
464
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:17.760
no, don't do it. It
does feel like, uh, that
465
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:21.320
leans a little more right wing,
you know what I mean as far as
466
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:24.960
like the material like for that show. Wait, don't say a word,
467
00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:30.039
Sean. Sean can't focus on what
you're saying. Man, all I'm doing
468
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.079
is looking at him, not even
looking at this picture, and I'm looking
469
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:38.239
straight at him less nerdy, so
good, so good. Yeah, still
470
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:44.000
a hint. Yeah, No,
there's a lot connections Alice, Sean looks
471
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.960
less nerdy, kind of less nerdy
up close, kind of cute. A
472
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:52.679
lot of backwards shipping there. What
what else we got going on in the
473
00:34:52.719 --> 00:35:00.639
world? Let me bring it up
here. So actually, uh specially announcement
474
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:05.079
we should just probably get out of
the way, is that Hollywood actors have
475
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:12.960
made a huge statement. And I
would really look. I didn't know the
476
00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:16.519
seriousness. I didn't know there was
a fix. I didn't know that people
477
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:23.039
hadn't been called to arms or like
that national leaders hadn't the nation's leaders hadn't
478
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:28.599
come together, but they are now. I have no idea what this is,
479
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:32.760
Dear President Biden. Oh wait,
wait, wait, wait, hold
480
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:37.360
on, Sean, hold on,
Yes, this is addressed to Biden from
481
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:44.599
the actors, all of the actors, all of the actors. Jesus ready,
482
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:47.840
okay, all right, we are
heart dear President Biden. And I'm
483
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:52.679
only doing this because this is a
you know we here on this show especially,
484
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:57.000
but you know society, why we
stop everything when the actors have a
485
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:00.239
statement to make. We are going
to stop now and make this. This
486
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:04.920
is probably about Israel Palestine. Dear
President Biden. We are heartened by Friday's
487
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:12.000
release of the two American hostages and
by today's release of two Israelis whose husband's
488
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:17.039
remain in captivity. But our relief
is tempered. Remember you're just like dude,
489
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:23.159
who's relief the actors, The Hollywood
actors relief is tempered by their our
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00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:30.480
acting overwhelming concern that two hundred and
twenty instant people, including thirty children,
491
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:34.639
remain captain by terrorists, threatened with
torture and death. They were taken by
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00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:39.400
hamas and a savage mask around October
seventh, where over fourteen hundred Israelis were
493
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:45.840
slaughtered, women raped, families,
burned alive, and infants beheaded. I
494
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:49.719
also want to mention there was a
whole bunch of men that also perished or
495
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.000
lost their limbs too. I just
always want to make sure that we add
496
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:58.039
them to the groups that are talked
about. Men are not expendable, but
497
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:01.440
they are. Thank you for your
unshakable more, dude, I'm not going
498
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:06.480
to read all of this, but
the last part we urge everyone not to
499
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:10.800
rest until all hostages are released.
No hostage can be left behind. We
500
00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:17.159
need to bring them home like nope, pause, let it rest, hold
501
00:37:17.159 --> 00:37:25.480
on, shut your fucking mouths.
This reminds me of the imagined thing that
502
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:30.800
that one chicked ow oh god,
where you know where they galgado? And
503
00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:34.760
then everybody got together and sang it
out of key in different chords. Yeah,
504
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.880
And so then what I did is
I go through, first off,
505
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:44.400
the hubris. It takes to think
that you, like these actors understand this
506
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.280
if this was a thing where like
you know, with the Right, with
507
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:52.480
the Saga after strike, like the
actors all all I'm imagining five hundred of
508
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:57.599
them that signed this all got together
and were like, hey, all of
509
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:02.199
us have signed this. This aligned
concept or thought we have about how we
510
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:06.559
think actors are not getting served,
especially the ones that don't make a lot
511
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:09.440
of money. We're here to use
our big voices in this industry to rise
512
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:14.559
it up. Signed all of us. That's one thing. Who do you
513
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:17.760
think you are? Like? Break
it down? So what was that letter
514
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.960
supposed to do? Did you send
it to President Biden or did you just
515
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.559
send it out as a pr thing? Probably the latter, right? And
516
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:28.440
then what response did you want?
Oh my god, did you They wanted
517
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:31.119
their names back in the news,
So we don't forget about what they're going
518
00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:36.000
through whose name is not in here. I'll tell you you don't have to
519
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:44.000
guess John Lil Wayne, Dave Chappelle, any comedian you've ever thought of.
520
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:45.360
And I said, you're gonna say, well, I see Amy Schumer,
521
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:51.480
and I'm gonna say, go back
to what I just said. There's nobody
522
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:58.960
in here except all of those posturing, positioning actors. And I saw this
523
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:00.760
come out and I'm just like,
and they made a hashtag that says no
524
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:07.760
hostage left behind, Like who are
you? Obviously well you see CBS Jeffrey's
525
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:14.000
comment when you list all the actors, that is a long list of waiters.
526
00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:15.760
It's crazy to me just to think
that. It's like, what do
527
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:19.840
you think that they're fucking doing?
Man, People who don't understand, like
528
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:24.880
I mean, imagine, yeah,
imagine any president, even like as much
529
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:28.000
as I wasn't a fan of Donald
Trump, you think he's just gonna sit
530
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.360
there and leave hostages behind just because
you know what I mean? Like,
531
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:35.760
yeah, it's an AS nine thing. It's like they wrote a thing saying,
532
00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:40.360
you know, and we firmly believe
and have always believed that breathing air
533
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:45.960
is a thing we should all do. And you're like you're stating the obvious.
534
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:47.880
I don't, I don't I know
what you're doing. I know what
535
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:53.079
you're doing. It gonna be as
Jeffrey's comment, Yeah, Zelensky would have
536
00:39:53.119 --> 00:40:00.000
grabbed his golden machine gun and saved
the hostages if he were you. It's
537
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:04.400
insane. The only thing I give
them credit. But I mean it's still
538
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:08.400
it's the same effect, but that
they didn't mention, you know that they're
539
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:13.159
still on strike, you know,
but oh yeah, we bring on a
540
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:16.480
statement that was what they were,
you know. Yeah, it's it's crazy
541
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:21.079
to think of your level of importance
in this world, like they think that
542
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:24.239
they're something bigger than what they are. Man, it's like you may make
543
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:27.519
a lot of money. You people
may watch you all the time, but
544
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:32.000
motherfucker, you don't control like shit
that happens in this world. Like you
545
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:37.440
don't make a real difference. I
mean, it's ah, dude, it's
546
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:43.719
like gratulatory and self aggrandizing and like
all those other words. Yeah. Place
547
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:49.960
on Robert Kelly's Remembering Patrise O'Neil podcast, they talked about when Patrice died,
548
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:53.320
there was a female comic. I
don't know who it was, but uh
549
00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:59.039
and they were saying like this female
comic was not friends with Patrice, like
550
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:01.440
I may not have even on him, I don't know, but but they
551
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:05.639
said that she had posted something like, you know, we lost one of
552
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:08.599
the greats, all this stuff about
Patres passing, and within the same post
553
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:13.920
was like I'll be at chuckle Fox
this weekend. You can get to Yeah,
554
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:20.039
god damn, yeah, it's crazy. It would have been a great
555
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:27.599
PS. By the bye, stop
using AI and pay the writers public service.
556
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:31.440
But or it would have been a
great PS. Like PostScript, okay,
557
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:36.880
by the stop using AI and pay
the writers, I think is what
558
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:39.840
he's saying. Got you, Yeah, thank you for the special announcement.
559
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:49.280
Though, Sean, I've I've been
wondering since last week, like right,
560
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:52.159
and now President Biden, I'm sure
is going to start making moves. He's
561
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.960
like, the generals have spoken,
let's get let's get the I didn't know
562
00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:01.960
there was a problem here all.
So are we all done flying in airplanes
563
00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:06.199
now? Jesus Christ? What is
this? Yeah? What I don't know
564
00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:12.280
about this? So duty off duty
pilot apparently set it up, though,
565
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.519
don't just give the punch. There's
a great setup. Okay, wait,
566
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:16.960
you tell it because I only read
the a little bit of it. I
567
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:22.239
didn't read the whole thing. Yeah. Well, so he's an Alaskan pilot
568
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:25.480
and he needs to fly to somewhere, so he hops a ride on Horizon
569
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:30.280
YEP, and they put him in
the jump seat and he's forty. I
570
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.119
won't give you give the story,
I'll just give the setup. Oh he's
571
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:36.880
like forty some years old, forty
three. I think, Uh, never
572
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:39.800
a problem with this guy. He
is, remember the jump suit. He's
573
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:44.960
in the cockpit jumps seat, so
he's he's in with and locked in with
574
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:51.840
the pilots. And then Seattle to
San Francisco. San Francisco has to be
575
00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:55.480
diverted over to Portland because he tries
to turn off the engines mid flight,
576
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:00.719
literally try to turn off the engines
of the plane in mid flight. And
577
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:07.119
yeah, he turned on the emergency. It's basically like an what you would
578
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:12.599
pull for a fire, and when
you pull that, the byproduct of pulling
579
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.719
that for a fire is the engine
stop. He knows all this, so
580
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:22.679
he pulls those and uh yeah,
and they landed the plane. Okay,
581
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.280
And I don't think he turned off
the engines, but holy shit, I
582
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:30.000
mean you know, yeah, go
ahead, go ahead. Well, I
583
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:31.719
was gonna say there was a story
of an actual pilot, like they think
584
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:36.079
there's been a few crashes where the
pilot was just like, ah, fuck
585
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:37.880
it and just crashed the whole thing. You know. It's it's one of
586
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:43.079
them think that everybody's life is in
the hands of two people. You know,
587
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:49.360
Well, there's there's more. We're
missing all this stuff. Do your
588
00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:52.159
thing. Yeah, I'll come in
after. Go ahead, Jay, Oh
589
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:55.679
no, no, I'll I want
to hear the story. I'll tell the
590
00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:04.280
dumb Yeah. So what happened was
is they get him out of the cockpit.
591
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:07.679
He says, you better cuff me
or there's gonna be problems. There's
592
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.719
gonna be trouble. So they get
him out of the cockpit and they put
593
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:13.639
him in the back of the plane
in the back seats, and they cuff
594
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.760
him up, and he's like when
he was in the cockpit, he was
595
00:44:16.920 --> 00:44:22.400
like, well, let me get
to the crux. He'd been eating mushrooms.
596
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:27.400
Oh shit, and he's had depression
and he started eating mushrooms and they're
597
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:32.440
trying to figure out did he was
he actually high at that moment or was
598
00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:37.320
he just coming down or whatever.
But the guy was saying as they interviewed
599
00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:40.599
him, the cops, that he
was feeling like the two pilots were going
600
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:45.760
to kill everybody. They weren't flying
the plane correctly, and so he got
601
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:49.119
all in his head and so he
did what he did with the emergency stuff.
602
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:58.960
So they've arrested him and he's on
eighty two counts of attempted murder,
603
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:04.920
two counts of reckless endangerment, and
one count of endangering an airplane, which
604
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:08.440
I didn't know was akaw, So
he might get life. Yeah, the
605
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:14.000
endangering the airplane bits twenty years on
its own, damn. But now like
606
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:19.079
today he's just you know, from
what they're saying, he's like completely remorseful.
607
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:22.320
He thought everything that was going on
was a dream and that by him
608
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:27.320
pulling those emergency things was ending the
dream. He didn't realize all that was
609
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:31.119
real. But with all those p
I mean, there's no no excuses.
610
00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:36.199
Yeah, you're never flying again.
I mean, like, oh god,
611
00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:40.400
I'm flying this weekend. Well no, I'm just kidding. Yeah, look
612
00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:44.119
all your pilots in the eye,
dude, make sure you have an understanding
613
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:45.679
when you get on that plane,
Like, yeah, are him down?
614
00:45:46.159 --> 00:45:49.719
We get each other right He's like, we are you talking about No,
615
00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:53.599
we get each other right down,
dude, when you were talking about that
616
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:59.039
and like, are we done flying? There's a comic guy Old There's an
617
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.360
old joke, old comic, but
he had a joke where he said,
618
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:07.079
you know, like he was on
a flight and somebody had a fear of
619
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.559
flying or something. And I'm butchering
the joke obviously, but his somebody's response
620
00:46:10.679 --> 00:46:13.679
was like, well, you know, when it's your time to go,
621
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:15.800
it's your time to go. And
he's like, what if it's the pilot's
622
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:22.199
time to go? Oh yeah,
on the fucking plane. Yeah, found
623
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:29.840
just collateral damage. Yeah, gee, dude, that's fucking yeah, terrifying.
624
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:35.800
So then there's there's there's pilots see
that would be interesting, dude to
625
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:38.639
find out, like if they reopened
some cases that they thought was one thing,
626
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:42.679
but then if you look at with
more context, you're like, dude,
627
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:45.320
that guy knows David, Yeah exactly. They I mean, especially for
628
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:49.320
some of those planes that have just
gone straight down, like there was one
629
00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:52.360
that went missing in the ocean a
few years ago. Oh yeah, mh
630
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:58.239
or whatever, yeah or whatever,
Yeah, something like that, they think
631
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:00.760
that It was actually one of the
pilots just saying, nah, I like
632
00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:02.280
it, and we just wanted to
commit suicide with all these people. So,
633
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:07.599
I mean it needs to be to
the point where they have mental help
634
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.159
tests every couple of you know what
I mean, like months? How do
635
00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:15.039
they lie? Because if you say
you have a problem or you're on antidepressants
636
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:20.960
or anxiety anti anxiety, you can
lose your job, so they hide it.
637
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.920
There's no motivation to be honest.
Shouldn't there be a test though that
638
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:25.920
you can take? I mean,
but yeah, I guess you're gonna lie
639
00:47:27.079 --> 00:47:29.639
to find the right answer. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.
640
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:34.119
So I mean, damn, there's
just no Yeah, all you can do
641
00:47:34.199 --> 00:47:37.199
in history when it's your time,
Jay, it's your time. So I'm
642
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:43.400
curious. You're on a you're on
a flight and it, you know whatever,
643
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.639
it starts going straight down. You
know, you know that it's gonna
644
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:51.039
crash. I mean, you're not
gonna survive. What do you what do
645
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:59.639
you do? Try to rub one
out? What do you do? You
646
00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:01.679
you just brace? Do you call
someone? Who do you call? Do
647
00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:07.400
you like that? So you have
nobody, nobody's on the flight with you,
648
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:14.239
that you know, you're you're on
the flight solo my mom. You
649
00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:21.639
know, honestly, I think I
wouldn't believe it's happening all yeah, yeah,
650
00:48:21.679 --> 00:48:23.719
like when when when that stuff happens
on planes, like when there's rough
651
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:29.639
turbulence or anything, I am the
guy and in in like situations, I
652
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:34.320
am the guy who doesn't react to
it. Uh. And I think I
653
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:37.559
consciously, like how people scream or
yell or whatever, I consciously don't.
654
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:43.559
I have some weird thing where I
deny things of being real. Uh And
655
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.239
I and it's for the sake of
survival that I would. I think I
656
00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:51.159
would deny that it's happening mentally.
And that's a strong denial I put through
657
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:53.480
my head. Yeah, I deny
it's happening all the way through it happening.
658
00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:55.519
So you you don't make a call. You don't, you don't do
659
00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:59.280
anything, you know, because I
wouldn't think to call, because that would
660
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:02.199
mean that I had you've accepted that
you're gonna be reconciled the whole thing.
661
00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:07.119
Yeah, No, I don't think. I don't think so. Yeah,
662
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:13.280
I that's it. That is interesting, like you, But then you also
663
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:15.679
you'd be like, no, this
doesn't happened. Then you're like, wait,
664
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:19.320
wait, wait, wait, mccam. Of course it's oh, now
665
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.800
you're right. If that hit my
head, if I had that amount of
666
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:22.719
logic, I'd be like, no, of course this has happened to me.
667
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:25.199
Let me make some calls. But
now let me make some calls.
668
00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:29.920
And I know it's gonna happen.
They won't be at home when I call,
669
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:31.440
they won't answer, or my phone
will die. You know, there's
670
00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:37.639
gonna be some other little uh oh
shit, I forgot. I was gonna
671
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:44.400
say it was right in the same
lane. Yeah, No, it was
672
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:49.280
about going down though on the plane, I can't remember. Yeah, I'm
673
00:49:49.320 --> 00:49:53.360
waiting for it though on a plane, I'm on. I do almost gamify
674
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:57.599
it in a way. But like
I do, watch people, I watched
675
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:01.360
them. Let me ask that.
So let's say somebody walks and you're in
676
00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:06.079
the you're in the fire emergency row, and somebody comes and tries to grab
677
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:07.360
the door. What are you think? I am all in it? One
678
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:10.599
hundred percent. I'm in it.
I look forward to it. I'm in
679
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:15.320
it. I am in it.
I'm not elaborate on what's in it means.
680
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:21.119
I mean the moment I feel like
there's a point in overturn where something
681
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:24.760
is happening that I feel like that's
the click. I don't know what it
682
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:29.760
is. It's not the actual opening
the door, but it's like that one
683
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:34.519
tick fast movement. I'm ready.
You're like, you're that person who if
684
00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:37.000
somebody walks into a grocery store and
you're behind them and they pull out a
685
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:42.960
gun and start, you're going to
what Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
686
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.920
that person. You're gonna grab that
person. I'm being ready for it.
687
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:49.199
I feel like and I know the
real thing would come and it would change
688
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.360
the way you approach stuff, but
just knowing how I think and operate,
689
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:59.119
I'm it's almost like I remember just
recently, I was on a plane and
690
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:04.679
I'm looking around and I had that
twitch that I knew I could expend the
691
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:07.800
energy to get up quick right now, Like I was sizing that up for
692
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.559
myself, like, oh, yeah, you could get up quick. Sean's
693
00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:14.400
always ready. I'm just stay ready. You don't got to get ready,
694
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:15.920
baby. But I think other people, I think a lot of other people
695
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:20.239
are that way too. I know
that there's three or four other dudes on
696
00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:23.239
that plane that are ready to go. Bs Jeffrey said, I always bring
697
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:28.440
a volleyball. Shout out to Tom
Hanks and Wilson. And then as Mariah
698
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:30.159
said the thing about uh, Hawaii
when they had a fake missile, I'm
699
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:34.400
alert and Jim Carrey thought they were
all gonna die, like just embracing it,
700
00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:37.079
just being like he just went to
the beach. Yeah, why they
701
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:39.719
thought they were all doing going to
No, So, dude, you didn't
702
00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:44.199
hear about that, Sean. There
was an alert that came on that.
703
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:49.000
Yeah, it was to all the
phones. Everything was alerted that a nuke
704
00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:54.360
was coming to Hawaii. Yeah,
and so they and it was just whoopsie,
705
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:59.199
sorry we sent that. Oh yeah, no, I do remember that.
706
00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:02.360
Yeah, And Jim Carrey was there
and he in Hawaii at the time,
707
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:06.360
and he just went to the beach, I guess, and was just
708
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:09.159
like, well, I'm gonna die. So we've been desensitized to I think
709
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:14.840
a bit, dude. So you
know, we we aren't so magical in
710
00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:19.639
the way we think we I think, well, sitting more logic. So
711
00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:24.000
is it really a nuclear bombs coming? Okay, sheeople, I'm going to
712
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:29.960
beach. You guys do what you're
gonna do. Dummies, It's funny when
713
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:34.119
you were talking about like you don't
react to turbulence. I think I've told
714
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.559
you this before, but I like, I will audibly just yell to the
715
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:43.119
gods or God or who oh God? Well, no, I get like
716
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:47.599
angry, Like you know, the
first one, I'm like, all right,
717
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:52.320
all right, and then if it
keeps going, I start audibly being
718
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:58.159
like, come on, serious,
what talking about? But you know that's
719
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:02.880
not going down. Won't bring that
plane down? What the turbulence won't bring
720
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:07.559
a plane down, But that fucking
wing just snapping off it won't though,
721
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.519
that's the thing. You can know
that in your head that wing won't snap
722
00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:15.880
though it's made of the craziest materials. It's like titanium and all. But
723
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:20.119
you know, with logic, we'd
be terrified that somebody didn't screw in all
724
00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:23.000
the bolts. You know what I
mean, I get it, But yeah,
725
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:27.519
that's the thing. Logical McCann is
like, the odds of us going
726
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:30.079
down aren't very likely. This isn't
What are the odds that I'm in the
727
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:32.840
right place at the right time and
this is going to happen. That's why
728
00:53:32.880 --> 00:53:36.119
you get a live a long life. You're gonna be ninety something by the
729
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:39.199
time I did. It's gonna be
some freak thing. It's like these dudes
730
00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:45.039
in Vegas, uh, retired police
chief just by hits it back. Yeah.
731
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.760
And these they just released the other
video today of the other guy they
732
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:52.079
hit in the same night. That's
fucking crazy, man. It's like you
733
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:54.559
just never know, like and there's
just kids that are like fucking senseless.
734
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:57.639
Man. I don't know if you
saw that, Jay, but the guy
735
00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:00.519
a retired cop, just you know, newly hired, and these kids were
736
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:04.199
like, yeah, let's rear in
him and like hit him and we'll be
737
00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:07.880
out in like thirty days Mike in
Vegas by you dude. Oh so they
738
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:15.679
they knew he was the former chief. No bike, Yeah, and they
739
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:17.320
were like, we'll just fucking hit
him and go to jail. Yeah,
740
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:21.719
because they figured out we'll be on
thirty days. Let's just hit somebody.
741
00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.840
Let's just do something. Fucking They
hit another guy first before him, and
742
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:28.199
they knocked him off his bike.
They hit him from behind, knocked the
743
00:54:28.199 --> 00:54:30.519
guy off there, laughing at him
and he's he's okay. So then they
744
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:34.920
did it to this other guy,
but they hit him pretty square and the
745
00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:39.239
guy went up over his car and
it killed him. And the guy after
746
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:44.280
it happened, one of these kids, he did say exactly what Manny said,
747
00:54:44.519 --> 00:54:46.239
I'll be out in thirty days.
I don't give a ship. And
748
00:54:46.719 --> 00:54:52.599
meanwhile, we have all this video
of you, yeah yeah video, Yeah
749
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:57.440
idiots, uh and uh man we
had on here that we were going to
750
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:00.400
talk about uh Manny and I like, he went and saw Wu Tang in
751
00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:06.079
Seattle, yep, Wu Tang nas
and Dla Soul, and I was going
752
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:08.000
to see them at the MGM here. I didn't go many you didn't go
753
00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:10.559
oh dude, Yeah, Well,
I'll talk about it next time. But
754
00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:14.920
it literally made me feel old because
I was like, it's fucking Wednesday.
755
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:16.960
And but I was very proud of
all of them. They started the show
756
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:20.760
exactly at eight. That doesn't happen
a lot in the black community. We
757
00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:22.719
don't start a lot of shit exactly
on time. We just want to stay
758
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:28.119
here. Yeah, we don't know, Sean and I don't recognize that.
759
00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:32.639
We've never heard anything like that.
We know many great black men that do
760
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:38.800
things on time. Keep fighting a
good fight. But yeah, time,
761
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:43.440
I'll just say this real quick.
It was very It was hard because you
762
00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:47.039
know what they always do is they
play the new stuff up front and I'm
763
00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:50.880
just like, funk, I don't
know any of these songs. Nobody's there
764
00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:52.159
for that, and then they play
all the all the classics in the back
765
00:55:52.199 --> 00:55:54.679
and that's how they get you to
stay for the entire show. But it
766
00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:58.119
was just like we ended up leaving
a little early because man, it's a
767
00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:02.760
Wednesday night. We're old, We're
past no. Yeah uh the yeah.
768
00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:07.760
NAS's new newest album wasn't too bad. There's some there's some good songs on
769
00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:10.440
there I liked. I haven't heard
Wu Tang or Dala Soul's new one,
770
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:14.639
but I will say Odb's son sounds
just like ODB, which is dope.
771
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:20.400
So oh wow. Really all right, let's do our plugs. Sean,
772
00:56:20.440 --> 00:56:22.199
I know you're just here to support
get it. You know you don't have
773
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:28.760
any right now, Manulis. Yeah, I think I'm gonna be on a
774
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:30.679
hiatus for a little bit here with
a new kid on the way in December,
775
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.280
So yeah, just here to support
you guys. Oh wow, nice.
776
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:37.559
All right, I gotta get a
I gotta get the SoundBite of you
777
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:43.119
doing a general yeah. Yeah,
You'll always be here no matter what.
778
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:47.119
Well, yeah, you can just
hit the button. Let me see where
779
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:52.039
am I This weekend, I will
be in winter Haven, Florida, which
780
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:54.760
is about the same distance from Tampa
as it is from Orlando. So if
781
00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:59.159
you're in Tampa Orlando, you can
come on out uh winter Haven, Florida
782
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:06.440
at laugh Out Lounge Comedy Club.
Next week I start a week at La
783
00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:10.000
Comedy Club and Tyler's coming out here. And then after that you're gonna be
784
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:15.400
in Hawaii and uh going to Chicago
or Bowling Brook, Illinois. You can
785
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:19.239
go to Big irishj dot com for
tickets. Hope to see you there until
786
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:24.239
next week. Hey, have a
great night. I love it. If
787
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:30.280
you If a person fucking listens to
this till the end, you deserve a
788
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:32.960
prize. Your prize is to go
to iTunes and rate a review. This
789
00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:43.000
podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers
fucking say something nice, you Fox,
790
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:51.519
right now, you motherfuckers this fucking
piece of shit. For five years,
791
00:57:52.239 --> 00:58:00.360
I'm averaging about two fucking reviews a
year. Go I can write some even
792
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:06.920
mother fuckers. Oh fuck, that
is the realest time I've ever heard you.
793
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:07.599
Yeah, dude, what the fuck
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What do you want to say something
about your show? I shot on myself
2
00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:10.839
in the womb. Stop Phil,
you fucking stink. You know what,
3
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Fuck this because it's Holling's worth but
it's worth less. I don't want to
4
00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:23.399
hear about whatever you have to say. The worstless of the week. He's
5
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just gonna sit up there the whole
time, Phil Fox Scorpion. It's a
6
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move man, You fucking dummy.
What the fuck? House of race?
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Black people? Just shoot me now. We'd like to stay here on the
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Hollyboard with Podcasts that we are first
and foremost a comedy show and there is
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never any ill will or ill intent
that is directed towards any group. We
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just want to say that purple is
a flavor in the black community that we
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do tend to love. Baby,
what's up, everybody? Welcome to the
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Hollins with Us program. I'm one
of our host, big IRSJ Hollins with
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As usual, we have the Fab
four, the Fantastic four four Minute,
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a Baby shout out to Baby Miles
and future Baby Ah, your daily dose
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of four play quads, four of
a kind, Three's Company with mister Furley
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where the kisses are his and his
and his Shawn's Mister Furley, The usual
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suspects, starting with the BMW,
the Basic Male White, the Big Man
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Walking, the counterpointer, the get
off My yard or the one Percenter,
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the Human PSA, the Wheel of
Fortune, the plural but there goes the
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neighborhood, the comedy culled, the
sec Sean, the mchennial wink eh eh,
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hey, thanks for having me.
Next up, we have the what
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the fuck? Sorry that much?
No, I'm like, where the fuck
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is my mammy? Oh? There
it is, the Coco co host,
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the Black Don Juan, the Big
Daddy, the Black Eminem Extra Nuts shout
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out again to Miles and future baby
uh Campbell soup because he's good, The
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Black Eminem extra nuts, Oh pc
no apple malus, Oh, thank you
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so much for having me. It's
good to be here. Really fuck that
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one up. The last, but
not least, we have the sub Mariner,
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the Relief Pitcher, the sixth Man
of the Year, the Closer,
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the Other white Meat, the how
do you want it? I want it?
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Holloway? What's his name? The
coke Dude? Do it Kane Cocaine
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Kane Holloway hopping in. You didn't
like that? How do you want to
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this has a new look to it. It looks like I don't know why.
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But anyways, okay, so last
week last week we were talking to
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somehow we got on the topic kill
Tony, and then I had mentioned uh.
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I had mentioned Kane's uh Caine's time
on the Kill Tony Show and his
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net yoric rise from it afterwards.
Soon after that's right, killing the game
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baby, and uh I literally killed
him. I've worked with in your mic
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up a little bit, Kane say
something hello, Hello, Hello, oh
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god, Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, I'll hold it like this.
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Everyone can hear my po. So
yeah, we were I called Kane right
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after the podcast. I was like, bro, we talked about your kill
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Tony and then I was like would
you come on and then talk about it?
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And he said yes, what up? Bs Jeffrey and Spanish Empress and
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so like Spanish Empress like, let's
say if she doesn't or if they don't
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know what, let's see what I
did there. If they don't know what
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kill maybe we should give the we
should give the breakdown. Do you want
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to explain it, Sean or maybe
Kane? Yeah? Yeah, Kin yeah
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sure, actually no no, wait, wait before you explain it, when
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because I, okay, let's set
up this that you had signed up for.
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We're in front of the comedy store, the people are signing up for
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pot luck. That list came out. You didn't get on it, and
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so then they come out with the
kill Tony sign up, which you're about
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to explain what it is, and
you signed up for it, and I
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told you don't do it? Yes, do you remember that? Uh?
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Yeah, I you told you told
me a minute ago before this took place,
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like don't do a kill Tony.
I didn't know what it was.
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We never go ahead. Sorry,
oh got it. Before that took place,
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back from this took place, we
talked about you told me what you
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you told me, kill Tony is
a show. I didn't know specifically what
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it was, but you said don't
do it, so I didn't know exactly
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what kill Tony was, right,
Okay, So as you're signing up,
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I want you to say or tell
us what you thought you were signing up
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for and then explain what kill Tony
is. Okay. So I didn't get
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on the pot luck and then some
guy I don't remember his name, another
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open micro who was like, well, kill Tony list is coming up,
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you could put your name in that. And I go, what's kill Tony
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And he goes, or explain to
me what kill Tony is. And he
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goes, oh, you just have
to see it. But it's like it's
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basically another open mic, and I
was like all right, and he's like
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He's like, it's a bucket,
so you're you know, and I was
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like, okay. So then I
write my name down, they take the
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list. I walk in. I'm
waiting for him. I'm waiting to see
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what the show is. As I
walk in, I see another comic there
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and I go, hey, man, what is this exactly? And he
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goes, so a panel of comics. Yeah, so a panel of well
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established comics pick from a bucket.
Then if they pick pull your name.
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You go up. You do a
minute of material. Right at that minute,
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they ring a bell or some bullshit, and then they then make fun
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of you. If you bomb,
they trash you until you want to kill
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yourself, and then if you crush, they still trash you, but it
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feels less and less like you'd want
to kill yourself. But I mean,
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you do take that with you as
you you know, for the rest of
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your existence, you'll always remember your
time on kill Tony and then and and
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then essentially that's it. That's it. And then if you get big enough
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on that, or if you keep
becoming a reoccurring guest, then you know
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they'll they'll pull your name and you'll
keep getting shipped on every I think it
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was Monday. Yeah, so every
Monday, you can keep getting shipped on
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in the uh in the belly room
or not the yeah, the belly room
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of the store. And I looked
at he got done telling me that,
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and I was like, I don't
want to fucking do that. Are you
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insane? No fucking way. And
it's only like sixty seconds, right,
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you got I'm not doing I don't
have a minute. I don't I'm not
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a minute. I don't dude,
I've been working on material. I'm all
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setups, baby, Yeah, I
love it. I went to the store
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the other day, so anyways,
I don't really dating's crazy. So yeah,
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so then uh so then I I
was just like, look, if
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my name didn't get pulled for the
pot, look, there is a fairly
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decent chance my name won't get pulled
for this kill Tony thing. And uh
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oh, And he also failed to
mention it they're streaming it. They stream
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it live, and so I didn't
realize that untill I think I got on
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stage and I realized, like,
oh, I'm they're fucking filming this shit,
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so I uh yeah. So then
I went was this how long ago?
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Fifteen episode number ninety two of Kill
Tony. They were just a couple
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of years into this that Yeah,
so twenty and I think it was twenty
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fifteen is when I moved in.
It was yeah, and I was I
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saw a guy get shit on for
being a mitch Hedburg clone. He got
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he went up there and does his
thing and it's, you know, quick
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setup punchline for a minute straight.
But he's also like taking his time.
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He's got long hair, so they're
like shit, at least it's for what
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I remember, and they make fun
of him for being a mitch Hedburg rip
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off. And then I was like, okay, nothing, I can't.
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It can't get any worse than that. And then Tony pulls my fucking name.
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I was gonna leave. I was
gonna leave, so I'm gonna play
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it, and at any point came
you just shout stop if you want me
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to stop, all right, okay, uh, and I might stop it
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or actually, anybody, if there's
something you want to a point you want
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to make, anybody just yell out
stop and I'll stop it. Okay,
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eight years ago, I already know
what I want to say in the middle
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of this. Oh boy, actually, like I just want to say this
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is this reminds me of what it
was like to be a newcomer in comedy
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in a scene and all the cool
kids are like, oh, this motherfucker
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you know what I mean? Like
that was, yeah, all right,
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here we go. Can you see
Oh my god, I don't know I
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was going to see myself. Oh
yeah, buddy, Okay, you guys,
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that's the whole thing. Yeah,
yep, all right, no,
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no, you pull it. But
before you do, I just want to
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say something. Yeah, I'm gonna
try to say something positive because the sounds
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of a through this. Okay,
what even if I have to lie,
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I love it absolutely, but just
one positive thing, right at least,
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yeah, at least one at least
one thing that's encouraging. Okay, no
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matter how much they it's about to
say, Okay, pull the next pull
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the next asshole out of the next
asshole out. No matter how they do,
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somebody worse set up for comedy.
It looks like a new name to
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me, Oh put your hands together
for Kane hall Away. Everybody right,
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it is going through your head in
your heart right now. I was yeah,
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I was immediately immediately panicked, like
god damn it. And I was
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I was in the back going,
Okay, what is the thing I'm going
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to do? What is the joke
I'm going to do for What's hot?
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Minute? Yea, what do I
have? What am I doing? And
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I was like I think I got
it? And then I was like,
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but I might leave. I'm probably
gonna leave. And then he goes new
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name and when he said new name
something, my fucking heart shot in my
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asshole and I was like, yeah, it's me, It's fucking me.
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And then it fucking was me,
dude. That happened to me with like
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the fucking NBC. Like I had
gone through all these rounds of like you
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know where they do the talent search
for, like you know, whatever comics
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they're looking for, and I was
just like, man, I've done really
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well throughout this whole competition. I
get to the final piece to go on
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to LA and this host who's like
he was an LGBTQ friendly you know,
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like host and he just like he
killed it, like just high energy.
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I'm not the highest energy comic.
And then they like are like okay,
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randomly Manny Martin, I'm like,
fuck, how do I follow this shit?
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You know what I mean? And
it was like the energy was just
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so often. I yeah, it's
the exact same fucking energy, man where
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you just like, my heart's in
my asshole right now? Damn? All
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right, you guys ready, yep, here we go watching these trips as
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she comes on stage. Hair,
Oh guys, Like the last couple of
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months, I've been trying to figure
out if I want to marry my girl.
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Oh okay, and this last holiday
weekend, my mom talked me out
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of it. She she didn't mean
to. I'm over at the house.
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I asked her some marriage advice.
This is her advice. She's like,
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honey, any good marriage has all
the control. And then the husband thinks
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he has all the control. Oh
no, just the silence. You realize,
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dad, it's sitting right there.
You can hear you. She's like,
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I know, and did you notice
how we did say a ship.
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I don't want to be in a
loveless marriage. Anybody in one of those
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I do sound like Bill Burr.
I sound like her, dude, I
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don't know. I just I've seen
pictures of my dad. I've heard the
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stories before he met my mom,
the stories. But he's a grizzly bear
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walking through the ship. It's so
hard to watch yourself. It doesn't matter
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how good you are, it is
hard to watch it. I hate watching
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any man. You're you're interrupting King
killing all right, sorry, right,
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there's a fucking darkness neck and he
goes down and then he wakes up.
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There's the cat, whoa. The
bear came out at the minute, and
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they got close. You got closer. For my money, you're the winner
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of the Bill Burrow Like, yeah
about it. By the way, you're
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more Bill Burr than Ian Ellis was
Mitch Hedberg, Like that that was all
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the guy you mentioned King, that's
crazy huge the look and then yeah,
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there's some similarities there, but not
aside that you could lose that over time.
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Watch them said, I seen the
early going use like that, like,
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uh, you know, because the
audience will sort of accept it at
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like open mics and stuff. Don't
be like, oh this feels familiar,
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so we like this. So so
I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing.
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You need to drop right away.
Yeah, you gotta stop watching his
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stand up if you want to.
Yeah, yeah, just try to be
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less like him. You gotta,
you gotta a little bit of this,
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A little bit of it gets some
audience respect. I think you got to
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take the posters off the ceiling above
yours. But hey, when you turn
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that video down a little bit,
it's overpowering us. Yeah. So that
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like, right here, I'm just
watching them, and I've just I've made
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the choice. I'm not gonna say
anything. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
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say anything. I'm not gonna fight
them. I'm not gonna fight back.
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I'm just gonna stand here. Because
this I'm like a month into living in
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l a h. So I already
feel out of place. I have huge
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imposter syndrome. I've heard before this
like shows in Seattle and that they're like,
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yeah, you remind me of Bill
Burr, And it never really affected
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me until all these guys are like
and even dude, now that I'm hearing
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it, I'm like, yikes.
And so I'll tell you what happened after
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this. For me, as like
as a comic just sitting in my car
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pondering the concept that I'm never gonna
go anywhere in life because all the all
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I heard was you guys, are
you're a billboard bill? How I remember
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it being said was you're a Bill
Burr ripoff and I'm a hat That's what
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I like, internally thought they said
to me that. They They didn't say
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that, but that's what I held
on in my head for years now until
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watching this, and uh so,
I you know, I didn't I didn't
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see you when you did this,
because I I think I might have got
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up at pot luck, but I
never saw. I just remember you coming
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down and I was like, how
was it? And You're like, let's
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get the fuck out of here?
Yeah? Yeah, I was about I
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was done for the whole day.
I couldn't do anything else. All right,
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here we go say something like that
on this comedy show, don't turn
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out? Yeah? Yeah, was
your so was your significant other in the
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audience at the time of this or
no, no, no, Jay was
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doing the pot love. It almost
seems like we're in the middle of it.
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Is that? How is that is
your normal conversation? Boys Burry?
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Right when I when I first started, I got a lot of Brian Reagan
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was like my guy started and then
I showed somebody you got rid of that.
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There was no video of Reagan.
I was such a huge fan.
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He goes, Wow, he sounds
a lot like you. So over time
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I'm just like my influences have been
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But those are going to exist.
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original jokes, which those felt like
those were, and just sort of getting
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comfortable and like sometimes the audience needs
a little bit of that because it's comforting
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because they recognize the can Doug is
actually like Sean was talking about this.
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He was saying, I like seeing
Doug in that that thing. What up
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San Francisco forty nine er girl,
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By the way, it's not just
that it's broadcasting that way. Yeah,
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that's my connection for some reason.
Let me it. Don't worry here,
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keep it going. Yeah, King's
only got ten minutes left. Yeah,
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So I'm not completely against it,
you know. Definitely. I brought it
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up so that you would maybe lose
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you doandix years six years Wow,
Seattle, Washington. Wow. Interesting,
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how do you like it up there. It's all right, how long you
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in town for? No? I
moved I moved here. Wow? How
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long ago? Three weeks? Bold
ass move. Yeah. I wouldn't recommend
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anybody to do stand up in LA
unless they were like already had like a
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full like headliner set ready to go. But that being said, there there
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really are no rules and uh,
you could still make it. Why did
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I laugh at the end of that, you know? But but it's it's
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absolutely true because that's what happened to
me is I came here. I started
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stand up comedy in l A.
And that's one thing that I regret about
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my career is God just sitting up
there having to take it, having enough
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matilla to show up in LA and
sort of make a good impression immediately instead
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of having to kind of convince people
with the guy that they didn't. Hey,
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Jay, sounds coming through your mic, man, Oh is it?
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Yeah? I think it's pretty like
the volumes high on your side or something.
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Not to interrupt it again, but
it's just dumb. It's echoing pretty
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bad. Let me okay, sorry, let me see if is it going
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for you Kane? Yeah? Oh
okay? Interesting? Yeah, And it's
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also playing the audio through my or
not through my headphones through my So you
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just have to switch your not your
headphone. Not to get all technical,
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did you just have to switch your
system sound to go also through your system
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sound, your mic sound, they're
all different. So at this point,
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Kane like, are you I mean, like you said, you're just taking
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it? Has anybody ever given it
back to them or yeah and given a
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pact on when they talk ship?
Yeah yeah, yeah, but dud it
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never works because it rarely works because
it's right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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four against one? Yeah, yeah, dude, this is this is
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just a thing where I'm like,
yeah, you're you are there's a four
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against one and you have just you
yeah, and you're not. We're not
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friends. So and even if if
it was like a panel of you guys
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and I was sitting there, I
would try to battle back, but you
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guys would all be against you guys
would win no matter what I said.
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Yeah, absolutely right, right,
I'm isolated. I'm just I'm far away
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from the panel. All these people
are excited to see them, they're not
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excited to see me. So if
I'm like, you guys are wrong,
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Also, Doug, I hate whatever
you know, if I would have just
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like come after guys. And I
don't hate Doug, but I if I
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would have like come after any of
them, then they'd be like, Jesus,
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dude, you signed up for this, right, even if you're really
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good, Like I've seen some really
good comics that go up, they've been
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doing it for a long time.
They go up and do their minute,
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and they're really good. It even
comes across that everybody's like kind of off
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the street and and didn't haven't really
made it, and so you know you're
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you're ok. Like everybody gets treated
the same by the audience. I mean
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it's a really weird dynamic. You
didn't laugh. I mean it wasn't like,
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you know, it wasn't a bomb
set or anything. It wasn't a
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bomb, but it didn't matter.
It did. Yeah, that's what I'm
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trying to say. Yeah, I
think Andy has some really good advice coming
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up, so I can't wait.
God, and he was better has advanced
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it anyway better. So I thought
it was a good set, I mean
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a good minute. Yeah. The
birth thing, though, is something I
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would really try to work on.
I would really like to hear your normal
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hard to change put some rubber bands
around your ball is really tight. I
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don't know what you would do,
but yeah, I think he I think
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it's your I think you're you're using
your voice. It's just more of a
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material, a cadence issue and topics. It was like a hand thing where
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you went like that at one point
that head. I heard that back home
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and but see just talking just now. If I wasn't looking, I'd be
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like it is bill Board? Did
Billboard just walk in? Yeah? Like
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his it's natural for him, trust
me, that's hot. That's what I'm
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putting on this podcast is that when
I put it out there in the cosmos,
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it's gonna say episode you know the
people you gotta watch the watch on
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the comedy come in and just shut
up. You know. That's what I'm
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gonna do. Is it's one of
the worst things people over talking like Doug
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Benson. But the other thing is
that people comics comics, uh at this
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since talking to other essence that's been
used, which is one of the funniest
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essence that bullship. There is a
lot of essence though, like you you
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watched Bill's last special, right,
That's what I'm talking about, Like,
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yeah, just when you walked out
here, you look like you were in
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black and white. You gotta this
is actually very good advice, Like all
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of this is, looking back on
it, advice I would give somebody to.
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It's like, you sound too much
like somebody you're idolizing, specific the
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guy we all can tell, and
you sound exactly like him. You should
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probably try and curb that they're not
at all being mean. No, I
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was so sensitive to any you were
three weeks into l a Yeah, but
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bye bye. But isn't there another
part of this where they're just like I
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wouldn't have come. Yeah, Yeah, I'm saying this is the part where
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I was like, all right,
I'm gonna buy a gun. Go.
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I could tell that you just watched
Bill's Youth Special, yeah recently? Yeah,
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right, do you do it?
Sorry, But it happens to a
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lot of people. Like if I
hang out with one of my good peals,
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Brody Steve, he wants to get
this out. So sometimes where I'll
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have lunch with Brody and then all
of a sudden, we're at the same
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comedy club that night and something the
next day. If like you're around Brody
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for twenty four hours or more,
all of a sudden you're like you gotta
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gotta go for positive energy. Got
one, hey, Risida. But the
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thing is, I've been to the
comedy store a leave in your well.
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It's funny that Reagan, Brian Reagan
came up because I did a week with
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Brian Reagan and at the end of
the week he's one of the most like
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has his own personality thing going on
comics of all time. And he said
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to me, after working with me
for a week, Oh, I caught
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myself during my set doing some bensionisms
and I was just like blown away that
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Like, first, first of all, he's why and you're just sitting standing
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there not part of this anymore.
Oh God, that's the It's like you're
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prop this is point. Yeah.
This is also why I don't remember Doug
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being there. I'm meant, I'm
looking at them, I'm not there.
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I'm cheying. Yeah, totally.
I want this to be over so I
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want them to go, Okay,
that's you're done, so I can go
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Okay, I'm gonna go home now. BS. Jeffrey said right in this
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or on the comments, Kane's posture
says, how do I get out here?
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Yeah? All right? That that
that that even entered his mind.
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You know, like it's really you
do pick up on things. So be
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conscious of stepping away from Bill Burr, record your sets and just try to
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step away a little bit. But
like, I don't think you have to
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step away entirely because he's He's gotta
notice, though they're not on his comedy,
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they're actually giving advice to go back
home a lot, you know.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
as his own thing. But it was
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still nice. Yeah that that that
that even entered his mind, you know,
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like it's really you do pick up
on things. So be conscious of
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stepping away from Bill Burr, record
your sets and just try to step away
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a little bit. But like,
I don't think you have to step away
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entirely because he's he's got a delivery
that works. But also, do you
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do you do the road a lot? Yeah? You should make sure to
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go back home, you know what
I mean. I'm from Seattle. There's
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so many rooms up there. You
don't want to fail like this in front
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of everybody constantly in LA because they
have memories, you know what I mean.
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So you gotta you gotta go fail
somewhere else and then come back and
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surprise everybody with how good you got
yeah, I said that earlier, but
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much nicer. Yeah, did you
say you said your one nice thing?
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Right? What's your home club?
I started in Giggles. Yeah, it
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was Jiggles for a little while because
the strip club, and then it really
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really those assholes really just drive by. Well if one letter on the side,
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that won't, dude, let's just
turn the g upside. You can
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turn it around from whatever Caine is
now on Netflix. Oh my god,
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thank god, thank god. Wait
what was long? Oh? I was
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just saying, you know, shout
out to Kane Man, like a lot
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of people might have just been like, I'm done with comedy after that.
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But now he's on Netflix. He's
got a new show man, So like,
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I salute you, my friend.
It's a big show, you know,
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ye, this Netflix show. Before
I say anything like that, you
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are on a Netflix show. Now
I'm on Peacock. Oh yeah, I'm
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on a Peacock show. What's it
called. It's called Your Moms. Hanson
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fucking got you, bro? Yeah, you before you could say the Christmas
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I think I think before you started
talking, So that's not true. I
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said, you, dam I got
to see him when I was at your
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mom. Yeah, the bing and
then, and she's actually in the chat.
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Let's bring her out. So are
you on Netflix or what is he?
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Peacock, Peacock, I'm on a
TV show. I'm on a docu
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series and I play a cult,
uh leader? Or I place a guy
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in a in a Christna cult?
You shot it yet? Yeah, it's
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on Peacock now, stupid, it's
on Peacock. Motherfucker. He got me?
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He got me? Uh no not, I'm talking it. I just
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like an extra, so it's got
a chance. I'm also, they were
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going to give him a speaking part, but they couldn't afford burs. So
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that's true. I was like,
dude, who wants these prayer beads?
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Hey, guys, enjoined me in
a circle? Grab my hands? Are
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hands? Yeah? Dude? Are
you a part of the Krishna cult?
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Dude? Okay? First of all, I want you to kill him,
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okay, and then we'll you know, we'll see what we'll see what happens
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from there. First of all,
no women in the cult, because they
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can't handle it. You know.
We just want to say, yeah,
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we just want to stay here on
the Hollings with this podcast. Women are
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capable of all things in life,
and that the world cannot move without you.
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We want to thank you so much
for fighting the good fight, and
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we just want to let you know
that some people's opinions do not reflect the
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greater hole of this show. Back
to you guys, thank you first,
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and we're glad you let you guys
vote all right on that note, Yeah,
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what's okay? Yeah yeah yeah,
just real quick. So two things
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that happened. I took them to
heart. I would practice a Bill Burr
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impression, like in my car at
my house, like every day, so
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I could get down exactly how he
sounds. I watched his ship, get
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down exactly how Bill Burr talks,
what his mannerisms were. And then I
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chose to not do those things wow
on stage so I could then and it
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doesn't but it doesn't matter because now
when I go on stage, people are
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just like, you know, you're
remind me, and I just at this
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point I've been like, okay,
well whatever. And then I was in
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New York and now that I think, now that I think about it,
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I should probably hit up Andy.
But I was in New York and Andy
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and I were on a show together
at this barbershop and he sees me and
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he goes, hey, man,
I think I have an apology I need
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to give to you. When when
I did when I was a guest on
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kil Tony, they told me to
be me whatever, and so I was
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like trying to think of mean things
to say, so I apologize, And
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I'd always held on to that thinking
like, yeah, he was he like
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pretty much fucked me in front of
this crowd, and you know, but
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yeah, looking back on it now, I'm like, he has nothing to
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apologize for. They all, all
of them were trying to help him.
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Think he does, though, I
will. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna
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I'm gonna put I'm gonna put ketchup
on my wrist, take a picture and
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send it to totally. Yeah,
no, you get it. But how'd
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you send the picture if you already
slit your wrist? I have another risk?
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Oh God, can you slip that
one too? Alice, Mariah's here?
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What up? Alice? I just
want to stay here on the Hellings
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Worthless podcast that suicide is never an
answer in a way out. If you
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are thinking of suicide, please call
the Prevention Hotline and seek help. We're
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here for you and keep finding the
good fight back to you. Yeah,
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don't on the Live Yourself. God, I know you have to go because
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you have a show, Cane,
do you wanna do you or can you
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stay? Or do you gotta go? I gotta go. Do you want
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to do you want to plug anything? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, So
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go and check out Kane Holloway on
Instagram. I post a lot of my
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stuff there would Yeah, I'm at
the Bilbert the Real Bilberg on Twitter.
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00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:30.440
Yeah I but also yeah, check
out the Christian Project and just dropped today
426
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:37.079
on Peacock so and uh yeah,
and I'm actually headed to a show at
427
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.319
Sean's mom's house, so twice in
one show. Yeah, you're gonna hear
428
00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:49.200
Anna you should do a podcast called
that I will. Hey, So anyway,
429
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:53.599
this is sorry. Sorry, I'll
be on for longer next time.
430
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:56.480
Just let me know when and I'll
be back. Hell yeah, I'm gonna
431
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:01.000
have a baby. So yeah.
Oh congratulations man. Yeah, I was
432
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:05.720
just gonna say you could probably fill
in for me during those Yeah. Oh
433
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:13.599
okay, because you're going to be
doing dad stuff unfortunately. Changing. Nice
434
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.960
to leave us with that, and
then I'll hear you up later, all
435
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:25.079
right, guys later? Oh whoa
change it change it changing? Nope,
436
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:29.440
that's getting fixed too. Yep,
there you go. Nope, yes,
437
00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:37.119
there you go. I'm on it. Yeah, that's uh dude. Yeah,
438
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:42.200
it's crazy because the time it happened
like and you know, and it's
439
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:45.880
it's how you're sitting there and you're
in it, but how you interpret it.
440
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.799
But I remember he uh, I
think Kane had told me that.
441
00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:52.200
He was like yeah, and he
said you're from Seattle, right, and
442
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:53.319
I go yeah, and he goes, yeah, you should probably go back.
443
00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:58.440
And I'm sure word for word what
he heard in his head. Oh
444
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:02.200
yeah. I remember watching it and
just being like damn, like he just
445
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:05.839
got down there, like what is
that going to do to his confidence?
446
00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:10.279
So? Yeah, why is that? Look what Alice said? I I
447
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.880
thought, why do I look different? Looks different? Tho, It's just
448
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.680
me, man. God. I
now, when I look down at the
449
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:21.839
comments, I saw congratulations. I
thought that was Alice again, just like
450
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:27.160
oh thank yous man. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean what they could
451
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:29.640
do to your confidence. I mean, I I think about him that I
452
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:31.880
have. I mean, i'd probably
you guys don't know this in the comments,
453
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:35.079
but I have a soul circus bit
and that's the only thing I could
454
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.039
think of within sixty seconds. That
might be able to get like a few
455
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.200
tags off and make them laugh,
but ultimately I think they're just gonna shoot
456
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:44.640
on you regardless, so that it's
it's a lose lose situation. There's only
457
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:46.640
one type of comedy that works on
that showing. You basically have to have
458
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:51.240
four jokes that are set up punch, set up punch. You can't have
459
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:54.000
bits and also got It feels like
it's got to be shockunaw, it can't
460
00:33:54.039 --> 00:34:00.880
just be Yeah, they do love
they love the shock shit, and it's
461
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:04.160
to be honest. Like when I
think of that show, like I'm not
462
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:08.280
saying one thing is right or not, but it feels like Sean looks less
463
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:13.360
nerdy up close kind of cute.
Oh ladies shout out to no, no,
464
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:17.760
no, don't do it. It
does feel like, uh, that
465
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:21.320
leans a little more right wing,
you know what I mean as far as
466
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:24.960
like the material like for that show. Wait, don't say a word,
467
00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:30.039
Sean. Sean can't focus on what
you're saying. Man, all I'm doing
468
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.079
is looking at him, not even
looking at this picture, and I'm looking
469
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:38.239
straight at him less nerdy, so
good, so good. Yeah, still
470
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:44.000
a hint. Yeah, No,
there's a lot connections Alice, Sean looks
471
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.960
less nerdy, kind of less nerdy
up close, kind of cute. A
472
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:52.679
lot of backwards shipping there. What
what else we got going on in the
473
00:34:52.719 --> 00:35:00.639
world? Let me bring it up
here. So actually, uh specially announcement
474
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:05.079
we should just probably get out of
the way, is that Hollywood actors have
475
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:12.960
made a huge statement. And I
would really look. I didn't know the
476
00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:16.519
seriousness. I didn't know there was
a fix. I didn't know that people
477
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:23.039
hadn't been called to arms or like
that national leaders hadn't the nation's leaders hadn't
478
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:28.599
come together, but they are now. I have no idea what this is,
479
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:32.760
Dear President Biden. Oh wait,
wait, wait, wait, hold
480
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:37.360
on, Sean, hold on,
Yes, this is addressed to Biden from
481
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:44.599
the actors, all of the actors, all of the actors. Jesus ready,
482
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:47.840
okay, all right, we are
heart dear President Biden. And I'm
483
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:52.679
only doing this because this is a
you know we here on this show especially,
484
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:57.000
but you know society, why we
stop everything when the actors have a
485
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:00.239
statement to make. We are going
to stop now and make this. This
486
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:04.920
is probably about Israel Palestine. Dear
President Biden. We are heartened by Friday's
487
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:12.000
release of the two American hostages and
by today's release of two Israelis whose husband's
488
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:17.039
remain in captivity. But our relief
is tempered. Remember you're just like dude,
489
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:23.159
who's relief the actors, The Hollywood
actors relief is tempered by their our
490
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:30.480
acting overwhelming concern that two hundred and
twenty instant people, including thirty children,
491
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:34.639
remain captain by terrorists, threatened with
torture and death. They were taken by
492
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:39.400
hamas and a savage mask around October
seventh, where over fourteen hundred Israelis were
493
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:45.840
slaughtered, women raped, families,
burned alive, and infants beheaded. I
494
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:49.719
also want to mention there was a
whole bunch of men that also perished or
495
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.000
lost their limbs too. I just
always want to make sure that we add
496
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:58.039
them to the groups that are talked
about. Men are not expendable, but
497
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:01.440
they are. Thank you for your
unshakable more, dude, I'm not going
498
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:06.480
to read all of this, but
the last part we urge everyone not to
499
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:10.800
rest until all hostages are released.
No hostage can be left behind. We
500
00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:17.159
need to bring them home like nope, pause, let it rest, hold
501
00:37:17.159 --> 00:37:25.480
on, shut your fucking mouths.
This reminds me of the imagined thing that
502
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:30.800
that one chicked ow oh god,
where you know where they galgado? And
503
00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:34.760
then everybody got together and sang it
out of key in different chords. Yeah,
504
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.880
And so then what I did is
I go through, first off,
505
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:44.400
the hubris. It takes to think
that you, like these actors understand this
506
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.280
if this was a thing where like
you know, with the Right, with
507
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:52.480
the Saga after strike, like the
actors all all I'm imagining five hundred of
508
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:57.599
them that signed this all got together
and were like, hey, all of
509
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:02.199
us have signed this. This aligned
concept or thought we have about how we
510
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:06.559
think actors are not getting served,
especially the ones that don't make a lot
511
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:09.440
of money. We're here to use
our big voices in this industry to rise
512
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:14.559
it up. Signed all of us. That's one thing. Who do you
513
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:17.760
think you are? Like? Break
it down? So what was that letter
514
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.960
supposed to do? Did you send
it to President Biden or did you just
515
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.559
send it out as a pr thing? Probably the latter, right? And
516
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:28.440
then what response did you want?
Oh my god, did you They wanted
517
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:31.119
their names back in the news,
So we don't forget about what they're going
518
00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:36.000
through whose name is not in here. I'll tell you you don't have to
519
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:44.000
guess John Lil Wayne, Dave Chappelle, any comedian you've ever thought of.
520
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:45.360
And I said, you're gonna say, well, I see Amy Schumer,
521
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:51.480
and I'm gonna say, go back
to what I just said. There's nobody
522
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:58.960
in here except all of those posturing, positioning actors. And I saw this
523
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:00.760
come out and I'm just like,
and they made a hashtag that says no
524
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:07.760
hostage left behind, Like who are
you? Obviously well you see CBS Jeffrey's
525
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:14.000
comment when you list all the actors, that is a long list of waiters.
526
00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:15.760
It's crazy to me just to think
that. It's like, what do
527
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:19.840
you think that they're fucking doing?
Man, People who don't understand, like
528
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:24.880
I mean, imagine, yeah,
imagine any president, even like as much
529
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:28.000
as I wasn't a fan of Donald
Trump, you think he's just gonna sit
530
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.360
there and leave hostages behind just because
you know what I mean? Like,
531
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:35.760
yeah, it's an AS nine thing. It's like they wrote a thing saying,
532
00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:40.360
you know, and we firmly believe
and have always believed that breathing air
533
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:45.960
is a thing we should all do. And you're like you're stating the obvious.
534
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:47.880
I don't, I don't I know
what you're doing. I know what
535
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:53.079
you're doing. It gonna be as
Jeffrey's comment, Yeah, Zelensky would have
536
00:39:53.119 --> 00:40:00.000
grabbed his golden machine gun and saved
the hostages if he were you. It's
537
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:04.400
insane. The only thing I give
them credit. But I mean it's still
538
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:08.400
it's the same effect, but that
they didn't mention, you know that they're
539
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:13.159
still on strike, you know,
but oh yeah, we bring on a
540
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:16.480
statement that was what they were,
you know. Yeah, it's it's crazy
541
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:21.079
to think of your level of importance
in this world, like they think that
542
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:24.239
they're something bigger than what they are. Man, it's like you may make
543
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:27.519
a lot of money. You people
may watch you all the time, but
544
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:32.000
motherfucker, you don't control like shit
that happens in this world. Like you
545
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:37.440
don't make a real difference. I
mean, it's ah, dude, it's
546
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:43.719
like gratulatory and self aggrandizing and like
all those other words. Yeah. Place
547
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:49.960
on Robert Kelly's Remembering Patrise O'Neil podcast, they talked about when Patrice died,
548
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:53.320
there was a female comic. I
don't know who it was, but uh
549
00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:59.039
and they were saying like this female
comic was not friends with Patrice, like
550
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:01.440
I may not have even on him, I don't know, but but they
551
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:05.639
said that she had posted something like, you know, we lost one of
552
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:08.599
the greats, all this stuff about
Patres passing, and within the same post
553
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:13.920
was like I'll be at chuckle Fox
this weekend. You can get to Yeah,
554
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:20.039
god damn, yeah, it's crazy. It would have been a great
555
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:27.599
PS. By the bye, stop
using AI and pay the writers public service.
556
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:31.440
But or it would have been a
great PS. Like PostScript, okay,
557
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:36.880
by the stop using AI and pay
the writers, I think is what
558
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:39.840
he's saying. Got you, Yeah, thank you for the special announcement.
559
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:49.280
Though, Sean, I've I've been
wondering since last week, like right,
560
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:52.159
and now President Biden, I'm sure
is going to start making moves. He's
561
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.960
like, the generals have spoken,
let's get let's get the I didn't know
562
00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:01.960
there was a problem here all.
So are we all done flying in airplanes
563
00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:06.199
now? Jesus Christ? What is
this? Yeah? What I don't know
564
00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:12.280
about this? So duty off duty
pilot apparently set it up, though,
565
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.519
don't just give the punch. There's
a great setup. Okay, wait,
566
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:16.960
you tell it because I only read
the a little bit of it. I
567
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:22.239
didn't read the whole thing. Yeah. Well, so he's an Alaskan pilot
568
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:25.480
and he needs to fly to somewhere, so he hops a ride on Horizon
569
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:30.280
YEP, and they put him in
the jump seat and he's forty. I
570
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.119
won't give you give the story,
I'll just give the setup. Oh he's
571
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:36.880
like forty some years old, forty
three. I think, Uh, never
572
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:39.800
a problem with this guy. He
is, remember the jump suit. He's
573
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:44.960
in the cockpit jumps seat, so
he's he's in with and locked in with
574
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:51.840
the pilots. And then Seattle to
San Francisco. San Francisco has to be
575
00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:55.480
diverted over to Portland because he tries
to turn off the engines mid flight,
576
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:00.719
literally try to turn off the engines
of the plane in mid flight. And
577
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:07.119
yeah, he turned on the emergency. It's basically like an what you would
578
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:12.599
pull for a fire, and when
you pull that, the byproduct of pulling
579
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.719
that for a fire is the engine
stop. He knows all this, so
580
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:22.679
he pulls those and uh yeah,
and they landed the plane. Okay,
581
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.280
And I don't think he turned off
the engines, but holy shit, I
582
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:30.000
mean you know, yeah, go
ahead, go ahead. Well, I
583
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:31.719
was gonna say there was a story
of an actual pilot, like they think
584
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:36.079
there's been a few crashes where the
pilot was just like, ah, fuck
585
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:37.880
it and just crashed the whole thing. You know. It's it's one of
586
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:43.079
them think that everybody's life is in
the hands of two people. You know,
587
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:49.360
Well, there's there's more. We're
missing all this stuff. Do your
588
00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:52.159
thing. Yeah, I'll come in
after. Go ahead, Jay, Oh
589
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:55.679
no, no, I'll I want
to hear the story. I'll tell the
590
00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:04.280
dumb Yeah. So what happened was
is they get him out of the cockpit.
591
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:07.679
He says, you better cuff me
or there's gonna be problems. There's
592
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.719
gonna be trouble. So they get
him out of the cockpit and they put
593
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:13.639
him in the back of the plane
in the back seats, and they cuff
594
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.760
him up, and he's like when
he was in the cockpit, he was
595
00:44:16.920 --> 00:44:22.400
like, well, let me get
to the crux. He'd been eating mushrooms.
596
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:27.400
Oh shit, and he's had depression
and he started eating mushrooms and they're
597
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:32.440
trying to figure out did he was
he actually high at that moment or was
598
00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:37.320
he just coming down or whatever.
But the guy was saying as they interviewed
599
00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:40.599
him, the cops, that he
was feeling like the two pilots were going
600
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:45.760
to kill everybody. They weren't flying
the plane correctly, and so he got
601
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:49.119
all in his head and so he
did what he did with the emergency stuff.
602
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:58.960
So they've arrested him and he's on
eighty two counts of attempted murder,
603
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:04.920
two counts of reckless endangerment, and
one count of endangering an airplane, which
604
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:08.440
I didn't know was akaw, So
he might get life. Yeah, the
605
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:14.000
endangering the airplane bits twenty years on
its own, damn. But now like
606
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:19.079
today he's just you know, from
what they're saying, he's like completely remorseful.
607
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:22.320
He thought everything that was going on
was a dream and that by him
608
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:27.320
pulling those emergency things was ending the
dream. He didn't realize all that was
609
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:31.119
real. But with all those p
I mean, there's no no excuses.
610
00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:36.199
Yeah, you're never flying again.
I mean, like, oh god,
611
00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:40.400
I'm flying this weekend. Well no, I'm just kidding. Yeah, look
612
00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:44.119
all your pilots in the eye,
dude, make sure you have an understanding
613
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:45.679
when you get on that plane,
Like, yeah, are him down?
614
00:45:46.159 --> 00:45:49.719
We get each other right He's like, we are you talking about No,
615
00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:53.599
we get each other right down,
dude, when you were talking about that
616
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:59.039
and like, are we done flying? There's a comic guy Old There's an
617
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.360
old joke, old comic, but
he had a joke where he said,
618
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:07.079
you know, like he was on
a flight and somebody had a fear of
619
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.559
flying or something. And I'm butchering
the joke obviously, but his somebody's response
620
00:46:10.679 --> 00:46:13.679
was like, well, you know, when it's your time to go,
621
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:15.800
it's your time to go. And
he's like, what if it's the pilot's
622
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:22.199
time to go? Oh yeah,
on the fucking plane. Yeah, found
623
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:29.840
just collateral damage. Yeah, gee, dude, that's fucking yeah, terrifying.
624
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:35.800
So then there's there's there's pilots see
that would be interesting, dude to
625
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:38.639
find out, like if they reopened
some cases that they thought was one thing,
626
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:42.679
but then if you look at with
more context, you're like, dude,
627
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:45.320
that guy knows David, Yeah exactly. They I mean, especially for
628
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:49.320
some of those planes that have just
gone straight down, like there was one
629
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that went missing in the ocean a
few years ago. Oh yeah, mh
630
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:58.239
or whatever, yeah or whatever,
Yeah, something like that, they think
631
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:00.760
that It was actually one of the
pilots just saying, nah, I like
632
00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:02.280
it, and we just wanted to
commit suicide with all these people. So,
633
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:07.599
I mean it needs to be to
the point where they have mental help
634
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.159
tests every couple of you know what
I mean, like months? How do
635
00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:15.039
they lie? Because if you say
you have a problem or you're on antidepressants
636
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:20.960
or anxiety anti anxiety, you can
lose your job, so they hide it.
637
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.920
There's no motivation to be honest.
Shouldn't there be a test though that
638
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:25.920
you can take? I mean,
but yeah, I guess you're gonna lie
639
00:47:27.079 --> 00:47:29.639
to find the right answer. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.
640
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:34.119
So I mean, damn, there's
just no Yeah, all you can do
641
00:47:34.199 --> 00:47:37.199
in history when it's your time,
Jay, it's your time. So I'm
642
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:43.400
curious. You're on a you're on
a flight and it, you know whatever,
643
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.639
it starts going straight down. You
know, you know that it's gonna
644
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:51.039
crash. I mean, you're not
gonna survive. What do you what do
645
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:59.639
you do? Try to rub one
out? What do you do? You
646
00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:01.679
you just brace? Do you call
someone? Who do you call? Do
647
00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:07.400
you like that? So you have
nobody, nobody's on the flight with you,
648
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:14.239
that you know, you're you're on
the flight solo my mom. You
649
00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:21.639
know, honestly, I think I
wouldn't believe it's happening all yeah, yeah,
650
00:48:21.679 --> 00:48:23.719
like when when when that stuff happens
on planes, like when there's rough
651
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:29.639
turbulence or anything, I am the
guy and in in like situations, I
652
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:34.320
am the guy who doesn't react to
it. Uh. And I think I
653
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:37.559
consciously, like how people scream or
yell or whatever, I consciously don't.
654
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:43.559
I have some weird thing where I
deny things of being real. Uh And
655
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.239
I and it's for the sake of
survival that I would. I think I
656
00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:51.159
would deny that it's happening mentally.
And that's a strong denial I put through
657
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:53.480
my head. Yeah, I deny
it's happening all the way through it happening.
658
00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:55.519
So you you don't make a call. You don't, you don't do
659
00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:59.280
anything, you know, because I
wouldn't think to call, because that would
660
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:02.199
mean that I had you've accepted that
you're gonna be reconciled the whole thing.
661
00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:07.119
Yeah, No, I don't think. I don't think so. Yeah,
662
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:13.280
I that's it. That is interesting, like you, But then you also
663
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:15.679
you'd be like, no, this
doesn't happened. Then you're like, wait,
664
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:19.320
wait, wait, wait, mccam. Of course it's oh, now
665
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.800
you're right. If that hit my
head, if I had that amount of
666
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:22.719
logic, I'd be like, no, of course this has happened to me.
667
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:25.199
Let me make some calls. But
now let me make some calls.
668
00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:29.920
And I know it's gonna happen.
They won't be at home when I call,
669
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:31.440
they won't answer, or my phone
will die. You know, there's
670
00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:37.639
gonna be some other little uh oh
shit, I forgot. I was gonna
671
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:44.400
say it was right in the same
lane. Yeah, No, it was
672
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:49.280
about going down though on the plane, I can't remember. Yeah, I'm
673
00:49:49.320 --> 00:49:53.360
waiting for it though on a plane, I'm on. I do almost gamify
674
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:57.599
it in a way. But like
I do, watch people, I watched
675
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:01.360
them. Let me ask that.
So let's say somebody walks and you're in
676
00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:06.079
the you're in the fire emergency row, and somebody comes and tries to grab
677
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:07.360
the door. What are you think? I am all in it? One
678
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:10.599
hundred percent. I'm in it.
I look forward to it. I'm in
679
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:15.320
it. I am in it.
I'm not elaborate on what's in it means.
680
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:21.119
I mean the moment I feel like
there's a point in overturn where something
681
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:24.760
is happening that I feel like that's
the click. I don't know what it
682
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:29.760
is. It's not the actual opening
the door, but it's like that one
683
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:34.519
tick fast movement. I'm ready.
You're like, you're that person who if
684
00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:37.000
somebody walks into a grocery store and
you're behind them and they pull out a
685
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:42.960
gun and start, you're going to
what Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
686
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.920
that person. You're gonna grab that
person. I'm being ready for it.
687
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:49.199
I feel like and I know the
real thing would come and it would change
688
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.360
the way you approach stuff, but
just knowing how I think and operate,
689
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:59.119
I'm it's almost like I remember just
recently, I was on a plane and
690
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:04.679
I'm looking around and I had that
twitch that I knew I could expend the
691
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:07.800
energy to get up quick right now, Like I was sizing that up for
692
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.559
myself, like, oh, yeah, you could get up quick. Sean's
693
00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:14.400
always ready. I'm just stay ready. You don't got to get ready,
694
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:15.920
baby. But I think other people, I think a lot of other people
695
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:20.239
are that way too. I know
that there's three or four other dudes on
696
00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:23.239
that plane that are ready to go. Bs Jeffrey said, I always bring
697
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:28.440
a volleyball. Shout out to Tom
Hanks and Wilson. And then as Mariah
698
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:30.159
said the thing about uh, Hawaii
when they had a fake missile, I'm
699
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:34.400
alert and Jim Carrey thought they were
all gonna die, like just embracing it,
700
00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:37.079
just being like he just went to
the beach. Yeah, why they
701
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:39.719
thought they were all doing going to
No, So, dude, you didn't
702
00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:44.199
hear about that, Sean. There
was an alert that came on that.
703
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:49.000
Yeah, it was to all the
phones. Everything was alerted that a nuke
704
00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:54.360
was coming to Hawaii. Yeah,
and so they and it was just whoopsie,
705
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:59.199
sorry we sent that. Oh yeah, no, I do remember that.
706
00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:02.360
Yeah, And Jim Carrey was there
and he in Hawaii at the time,
707
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:06.360
and he just went to the beach, I guess, and was just
708
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:09.159
like, well, I'm gonna die. So we've been desensitized to I think
709
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:14.840
a bit, dude. So you
know, we we aren't so magical in
710
00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:19.639
the way we think we I think, well, sitting more logic. So
711
00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:24.000
is it really a nuclear bombs coming? Okay, sheeople, I'm going to
712
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:29.960
beach. You guys do what you're
gonna do. Dummies, It's funny when
713
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:34.119
you were talking about like you don't
react to turbulence. I think I've told
714
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.559
you this before, but I like, I will audibly just yell to the
715
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:43.119
gods or God or who oh God? Well, no, I get like
716
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:47.599
angry, Like you know, the
first one, I'm like, all right,
717
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:52.320
all right, and then if it
keeps going, I start audibly being
718
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:58.159
like, come on, serious,
what talking about? But you know that's
719
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:02.880
not going down. Won't bring that
plane down? What the turbulence won't bring
720
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:07.559
a plane down, But that fucking
wing just snapping off it won't though,
721
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.519
that's the thing. You can know
that in your head that wing won't snap
722
00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:15.880
though it's made of the craziest materials. It's like titanium and all. But
723
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:20.119
you know, with logic, we'd
be terrified that somebody didn't screw in all
724
00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:23.000
the bolts. You know what I
mean, I get it, But yeah,
725
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:27.519
that's the thing. Logical McCann is
like, the odds of us going
726
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:30.079
down aren't very likely. This isn't
What are the odds that I'm in the
727
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:32.840
right place at the right time and
this is going to happen. That's why
728
00:53:32.880 --> 00:53:36.119
you get a live a long life. You're gonna be ninety something by the
729
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:39.199
time I did. It's gonna be
some freak thing. It's like these dudes
730
00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:45.039
in Vegas, uh, retired police
chief just by hits it back. Yeah.
731
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.760
And these they just released the other
video today of the other guy they
732
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:52.079
hit in the same night. That's
fucking crazy, man. It's like you
733
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:54.559
just never know, like and there's
just kids that are like fucking senseless.
734
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:57.639
Man. I don't know if you
saw that, Jay, but the guy
735
00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:00.519
a retired cop, just you know, newly hired, and these kids were
736
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:04.199
like, yeah, let's rear in
him and like hit him and we'll be
737
00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:07.880
out in like thirty days Mike in
Vegas by you dude. Oh so they
738
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:15.679
they knew he was the former chief. No bike, Yeah, and they
739
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:17.320
were like, we'll just fucking hit
him and go to jail. Yeah,
740
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:21.719
because they figured out we'll be on
thirty days. Let's just hit somebody.
741
00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.840
Let's just do something. Fucking They
hit another guy first before him, and
742
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:28.199
they knocked him off his bike.
They hit him from behind, knocked the
743
00:54:28.199 --> 00:54:30.519
guy off there, laughing at him
and he's he's okay. So then they
744
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:34.920
did it to this other guy,
but they hit him pretty square and the
745
00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:39.239
guy went up over his car and
it killed him. And the guy after
746
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:44.280
it happened, one of these kids, he did say exactly what Manny said,
747
00:54:44.519 --> 00:54:46.239
I'll be out in thirty days.
I don't give a ship. And
748
00:54:46.719 --> 00:54:52.599
meanwhile, we have all this video
of you, yeah yeah video, Yeah
749
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:57.440
idiots, uh and uh man we
had on here that we were going to
750
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:00.400
talk about uh Manny and I like, he went and saw Wu Tang in
751
00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:06.079
Seattle, yep, Wu Tang nas
and Dla Soul, and I was going
752
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:08.000
to see them at the MGM here. I didn't go many you didn't go
753
00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:10.559
oh dude, Yeah, Well,
I'll talk about it next time. But
754
00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:14.920
it literally made me feel old because
I was like, it's fucking Wednesday.
755
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:16.960
And but I was very proud of
all of them. They started the show
756
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:20.760
exactly at eight. That doesn't happen
a lot in the black community. We
757
00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:22.719
don't start a lot of shit exactly
on time. We just want to stay
758
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:28.119
here. Yeah, we don't know, Sean and I don't recognize that.
759
00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:32.639
We've never heard anything like that.
We know many great black men that do
760
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:38.800
things on time. Keep fighting a
good fight. But yeah, time,
761
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:43.440
I'll just say this real quick.
It was very It was hard because you
762
00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:47.039
know what they always do is they
play the new stuff up front and I'm
763
00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:50.880
just like, funk, I don't
know any of these songs. Nobody's there
764
00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:52.159
for that, and then they play
all the all the classics in the back
765
00:55:52.199 --> 00:55:54.679
and that's how they get you to
stay for the entire show. But it
766
00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:58.119
was just like we ended up leaving
a little early because man, it's a
767
00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:02.760
Wednesday night. We're old, We're
past no. Yeah uh the yeah.
768
00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:07.760
NAS's new newest album wasn't too bad. There's some there's some good songs on
769
00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:10.440
there I liked. I haven't heard
Wu Tang or Dala Soul's new one,
770
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:14.639
but I will say Odb's son sounds
just like ODB, which is dope.
771
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:20.400
So oh wow. Really all right, let's do our plugs. Sean,
772
00:56:20.440 --> 00:56:22.199
I know you're just here to support
get it. You know you don't have
773
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:28.760
any right now, Manulis. Yeah, I think I'm gonna be on a
774
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:30.679
hiatus for a little bit here with
a new kid on the way in December,
775
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.280
So yeah, just here to support
you guys. Oh wow, nice.
776
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:37.559
All right, I gotta get a
I gotta get the SoundBite of you
777
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:43.119
doing a general yeah. Yeah,
You'll always be here no matter what.
778
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:47.119
Well, yeah, you can just
hit the button. Let me see where
779
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:52.039
am I This weekend, I will
be in winter Haven, Florida, which
780
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:54.760
is about the same distance from Tampa
as it is from Orlando. So if
781
00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:59.159
you're in Tampa Orlando, you can
come on out uh winter Haven, Florida
782
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:06.440
at laugh Out Lounge Comedy Club.
Next week I start a week at La
783
00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:10.000
Comedy Club and Tyler's coming out here. And then after that you're gonna be
784
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:15.400
in Hawaii and uh going to Chicago
or Bowling Brook, Illinois. You can
785
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:19.239
go to Big irishj dot com for
tickets. Hope to see you there until
786
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:24.239
next week. Hey, have a
great night. I love it. If
787
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:30.280
you If a person fucking listens to
this till the end, you deserve a
788
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:32.960
prize. Your prize is to go
to iTunes and rate a review. This
789
00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:43.000
podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers
fucking say something nice, you Fox,
790
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:51.519
right now, you motherfuckers this fucking
piece of shit. For five years,
791
00:57:52.239 --> 00:58:00.360
I'm averaging about two fucking reviews a
year. Go I can write some even
792
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:06.920
mother fuckers. Oh fuck, that
is the realest time I've ever heard you.
793
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:07.599
Yeah, dude, what the fuck
