The Final Rules: Order | Assimilated (S3E7)

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Long ago, in a distant land, far beyond the reaches of common sense.
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A band of merry adventurers are stuck between order and chaos.
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So hang on to your data slam.
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Welcome everyone to the Final Rule Order campaign.
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I am uh your snack master, Justin Hayflick.
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Um, and uh yeah, I'm I'm excited for some improv.
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Um you said snack master.
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Do you do you have snacks on you?
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Oh no, I actually left my snacks upstairs.
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I had nerd clusters.
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Oh no!
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I'll be snack master after break.
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I was gonna say you should have shared if you brought some.
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Yeah, we were hoping.
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Yeah, we should take a break in five minutes.
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Yeah, break in five minutes, yeah.
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Yeah, nerd clusters are that important.
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Yep, yep.
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And I'll just I'll just pass it along here to uh me left.
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Hey, that's me, I think.
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Everything's a little I never quite even on the uh Sophia Braz here.
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I play Sis Sylvia.
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That's successes, don't forget it.
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Um my personal goal for this session is to um upset everyone equally this time.
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Oh my wow.
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Who you upset last time?
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Uh somebody.
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I don't want to disclose.
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I don't want to say not enough of you though.
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Needs to be more.
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It was just clay, but I didn't know clay then.
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Uh hi, I'm Vincent Bianca.
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I will be Michael.
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Uh no goals right now.
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I'm pretty open to seeing where this journey takes me for today.
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Uh whatever happens, happens, and it doesn't happen.
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You know, we'll talk about it next time.
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Nice.
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Thank you.
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Uh you're welcome.
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Um hello, I'm Chase Bernard, and I will be playing Virgil.
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Uh, goals for me uh this session is to uh I don't just just just find something interesting.
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I'm gonna try to find something interesting.
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I'm gonna try to try to find the most interesting thing and then point it out and be like, that's interesting.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna make I'm gonna make the whole session.
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Exactly.
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That's real.
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And we have a special guest here.
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Uh if you'd like to introduce yourself, sir.
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I'm Clay Ashe, and I am finding out what I'm doing here as it happens.
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Any goals?
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To find out what's happening.
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Hell yeah.
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Hell yeah.
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Uh I'll tell you, my goal is to try to disturb you guys all more than the uh surveilling baby.
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That's my goal.
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I want you guys to feel even more uncomfortable.
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The those those babies were terrible.
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Those boss babies, suited babies.
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Um yeah, so uh yeah.
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I mean, I think we'll get right into um, as uh you guys all know if you're on this episode, you know that we're a fully improvised D D podcast.
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Looks like we may have lost Clay.
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Can you at least hear us, Clay?
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Clay.
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Oh no.
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Uh oh.
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Oh no.
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Did we lose him?
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Looks like I upset him again.
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Uh no.
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Yeah, no, I guess he has a mountain so.
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I wonder if I wonder if his computer setups.
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I think I think it was the babies, the surveilling babies.
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I think you had to bring them into existence.
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I I forgot about them honestly until you reminded me, and now I'm I'm I'm totally baked out again.
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I I think of them every night and I smile and then I can't sleep.
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Most kids' first horror movies like, oh, the conjuring boss baby for me.
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Boss baby for me.
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I think mine was Page Master because I I didn't want to get too much.
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Oh my god, I love Page Masters.
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No, it's a great book.
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I just didn't want to get I didn't want to Storms are scary as a kid, too, and the way Macaulay Culkin just drives out on his bike in a storm at night.
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That's like several things my mom would say no don't do.
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At night, you're on a bike.
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Already, so we're already in DUI territory.
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I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I just watched Page Master the movie like two days ago.
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For the first time?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I not we I've seen it before.
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It's been a long time, but you're normal.
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I don't remember anything about it.
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What this movie is.
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Oh my gosh.
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Like it's so great.
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It's about it's about books.
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Yep, Clay definitely evaporated.
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I was like, I was like, this is my turn.
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The books are counting.
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Yep, the books are I really don't remember this.
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I I can attest when I just saw it.
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Well they won't they?
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It really was.
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No problem.
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Yep, yep.
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No worries.
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We'll page master.
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Yeah.
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This is a part of the group, the part of the uh show we talk about page.
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I I don't now we're now we're a talking heads podcast.
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We're no longer a D podcast.
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I'm pretty sure that's what we always wear.
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Yeah.
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At least how we always start, you know.
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I just I just I have a lot of thoughts about podcasts.
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I feel like to talking heads, like niche is like oversaturated.
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Right.
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Honestly.
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Everyone's got so is the couch though.
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So is so is the couch recliners and with just people's bottom halves.
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You know, just just the knees down.
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Yeah.
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Like like are my are my my popping knees what's speaking, or are we still speaking?
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You only see we're still speaking.
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Okay.
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We only see you know that's like like people like shifting yeah, so we can see everyone's fidgets and shifting and that way you can focus on the person's like behavior and not on their like appearance.
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You can kind of like piece, it's kind of like a mystery.
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You can kind of piece together what's going on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And you can just see why my calves are always uh sore at the end of the day because I'm just bouncing my knees.
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Oh, you gotta rest.
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Yeah, rest leg is something.
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And they'll say, Yo, Justin's flexing hard on the rest of these people.
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Dude, totally moged, leaving us all moged.
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Absolutely.
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He'll try.
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I'm doing it right now.
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Whoa.
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Setup's okay.
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Setup's not here yet.
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Well, if they product time, I don't even think about like who the people are in podcasts.
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I listen to, I don't think about what they look like.
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So already so taking away the choice to even know what to look like.
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Well, now every like podcast feature on Spotify has like a video version of that podcast, you know.
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Sorry, like when I watch Good Hang, I watch the video of it.
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I I know that that that that's what we do.
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We do the live podcasting where you watch us also do it.
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I know so please watch us do the thing.
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Please watch us do it.
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Watch us, I watched it.
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Watch us and listen to us.
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Those are both really good for our metrics.
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Those are really awesome for us.
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Do that.
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Yeah, watch.
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I just don't watch my podcast.
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Like them, comment, do all of that stuff.
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It's fun to be a part of it when it's live though.
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Part of the podcast listen to, they're always live on like Tuesday at 11.
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And I'm like, I have a job.
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I can't actually remind me, I do need to turn the chat on because uh I don't know.
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Now's the perfect time to talk to people.
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Yeah, uh questions.
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Uh shooting r slash pagemaster.
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Do you prefer the live action portions of the film or the animated portions of the film?
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There is a right answer.
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You know, I feel no r slash page master was banned from Reddit.
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We can't even check on no, that's kind of scary.
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I really don't like knowing that.
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I mean, they banned it probably for uh a gross reason.
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And I don't want to say all of the main characters in that movie are children or objects.
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I'm pretty scared.
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That rule 34.
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You guys aren't really selling this.
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You guys have all seen you're not really selling this.
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Oh no, no.
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You love the stores.
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Reddit was a bad example to pull content from.
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Alright.
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That that that that I'll take the way for that.
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Oh.
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Yeah, actually, I think there's a reaper in page.
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What?
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No.
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Yeah, probably.
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There's not but there's not the reaper.
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That's uh it's a red rising.
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Oh if you you if you haven't read Red Rising, then you wouldn't wouldn't know the power of the Reaper.
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Can't read it.
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I've been too busy watching Page Master.
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Christopher Lloyd's in Page Master.
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I forgot.
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Christopher Lloyd.
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As Mr.
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D the unconventional librarian and caretaker of a seemingly abandoned library, I I do need to I do need to re-walk because I watched when I was in preschool, and I remember J's opening sequence.
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I got a quick little idea here.
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While we're still waiting on Clay, what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pull a suggestion real quick.
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Yeah, uh, and we're going to quickly roleplay a little scenario uh of back when you guys were roommates.
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Ooh.
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Back in the roommates.
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Uh what it's like the friends portion of their lives.
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I can't remember what you guys called uh it was like the theater art collective.
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Let me find my note on the We were it's hard to describe it in one simple term.
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I had the actor collective in my notes, but I think I feel like any sort of theater collective title were.
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The theater art collective.
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Okay, so I don't think we ever actually named ourselves.
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Uh oh, Sophia definitely had a name.
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I don't think you guys all agreed upon it.
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Oh, well I can agree on it now, I guess.
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Maybe it's in my phone notes, but let me grab uh how do I do this again?
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Hashtags suggestions.
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Is it as it's slash?
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Is it slash suggestions?
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I've been re-listening to the episodes.
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I heard that that we got rid of tilde.
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Slash pull suggestions.
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Okay, so this is a suggestion by deathher.
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I have no idea.
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D deotherminism.
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Deatherminism.
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I will have tax deathherminism.
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And the suggestion is tax exemptions.
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Alright.
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Uh so uh you guys are currently in the um in your guys' apartments.
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Uh Blair and Arnold had gone out for uh for some groceries, and you guys are left here and you guys kind of just um you guys are at the kitchen table and you guys are starting to look at some of these bills that are coming in.
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What what's this what's this water bill?
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Why why is it so so much?
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It's for the use of water.
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Learned that recently.
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Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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All right.
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Michael, would you say that you read at a normal pace or a slow pace?
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Oh, I'm such a slow reader.
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Okay I I really am.
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I I gotta do, I gotta like do a one letter.
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In my mind, I'm kind of sounding it out as I'm looking at the words.
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When you were in elementary school, would you get taken outside to talk to someone at a very small table for a very long time?
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Yeah, actually.
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How did you know that?
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Okay, that's that's oh, okay.
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Yeah, well, so they're they would talk to me about like why uh uh maybe point at colors and I couldn't always get them right.
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Okay.
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And they try to get me to like they drill in the colors right.
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I just I just couldn't get them.
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I couldn't get them.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Still can't read that fast.
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Michael, how many fingers am I holding up behind my back?
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Whoa.
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That feels up two?
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No, it was seven.
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Michael, I think that I think I have a way for us to save money on these next month's bills.
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I I have to hear it.
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I can't we can't afford this.
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We either make rent or we make art, and right now we're not even not doing either.
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What if I told you that you are a very special person?
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You know, it feels really good to hear you say that, but I I yeah, I I like that.
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What if I told you that you are a special government program?
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Are you serious?
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We can get money from the government?
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I can get money from the government?
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That's such good news.
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Make me your legal guardian.
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Oh that that's that's a real shift in power over here.
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I don't know.
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No, you don't understand.
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It's it's it's sort of a facade.
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I I'm just I'm trying to build off of what is the most realistic picture here ever since our grant applications got denied for this season.
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Obviously, it's been tight.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Unfortunately, we won't be able to do naked death of a salesman like we wanted to.
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God, that was gonna be so great, too.
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I know.
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The vision was there, they just couldn't see it.
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They couldn't see it.
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But still, um Michael, if you were to um, let's say go down to the county courthouse and sort of, I don't know, not really speak, like kind of keep your head down, you know, do that roaming eye thing that you normally do.
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The government might believe that I need to be your statewide guardian.
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And we can take a little laugh at the time.
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You see what I'm saying?
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Kind of.
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So you I I I think.
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Wait, I think we can get money from this?
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Okay.
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I just need you to fail this reading spelling test.
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I you guys can actually um keep more money with this.
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Um as uh just behind you, Michael, is your guys' uh fifth roommate, a uh portal that just he just sits in his room all day.
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Yeah, you'd be able to keep a lot of your money if you do that.
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I had a cousin that uh did this with like all three of his siblings, and uh yeah, it worked out great.
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They got a lot of money and they they paid all the until they went to prison for fraud.
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But it worked out for like five years.
00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:28.159
Okay, so tell me this in terms of uh functionality and or appearance, uh where did where did your cousin sort of people rank against like what you see before you as my Yeah, yeah.
00:16:28.480 --> 00:16:37.200
Were were they like visibly smarter than me in a way, or like do you think I look dumb enough to get to get that that sweet, sweet government assistance?
00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:45.440
I th I think you're I mean you're probably dumb enough.
00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:46.240
Dude.
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I don't know.
00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:56.960
I mean, my cousin's mom was also like their dad's second cousin.
00:16:57.279 --> 00:16:58.559
Oh, that's a great question.
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Michael, do you have any incest, known incest in your family?
00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:07.279
I mean I mean not that I not that I know of.
00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:17.839
I mean I I was hatched among like you know fifteen others in my brood, but like I you know that's typical for for lizard folk.
00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:21.759
You know what they say?
00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:26.960
Fifteen's a crowd, and anything less than that is basically siblings.
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I was the runt of them all, so I mean, yeah, I'm sure I'd be I'd be a shoe-in for that assistance.
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Probably.
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You know, you should really come out of your room more often.
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No thanks.
00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:47.759
As he just like kinda slowly curls back into his turtle shell, just right there in the middle of the kitchen floor.
00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:52.319
Um I think that's the longest conversation I've ever had with that guy.
00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:53.759
He's delightful.
00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:56.400
Alright.
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Uh, and uh now I think Clay is back.
00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:05.200
Uh that was a little improv of uh in the apartment.
00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:07.119
They have a fifth roommate.
00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:08.480
So you hear me?
00:18:08.799 --> 00:18:10.079
Yes, yes, yes, we can hear you.
00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:11.039
We can hear you.
00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:15.759
Sorry guys, there was an inexplicable internet outage at my house.
00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:21.200
No worries, no worries, we uh improvised.
00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:33.119
Uh so uh alright, so uh we will uh I'll start with a little recap of what happened, what has happened.
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So you guys uh were sent to find this artifact.
00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:53.519
Um and while trying to dis figure out what this artifact is and how it works, you guys were pulled into it uh and your party of your group of six was split up into two groups of three.
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Uh you guys were sent into this strange uh but familiar world where rather than industrial uh brick buildings around you and mechanical creatures, um buildings were made out of glass excuse me.
00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:16.000
Out of glass and steel.
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The uh there were flesh ducks rather than clockwork ducts, really weird stuff.
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Um everyone was walking in a rhythm.
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Uh and you guys kinda, you know, it's a familiar layout, but things were just oddly different for for you guys.
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Uh you guys went to a little diner, tried to discuss some things, uh, and dining dash, and in your dash, um and trying to run out towards the suburbs.
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Uh you guys met.
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Um oh my gosh, am I getting our beautiful guest last week's name?
00:20:01.119 --> 00:20:04.160
Not our guest, of course I can't forget you, Spencer.
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Um Noro, yes.
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Um a uh uh uh very colorful scaled um uh uh guy in his very nice suit named Norox Narosk Noroxy.
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Uh and uh he was telling you guys about oh how great the place is.
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He's just checking this uh invisible wall here and it it it hasn't moved.
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He's doing some checks and balances.
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Uh you guys ask him, oh, okay, cool.
00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:39.200
Um, you know, where is it you work?
00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:47.759
You guys trying to do a little bit of reconnaissance with him, trying to talk to uh I think you guys were trying to talk to whoever's in charge.
00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:48.640
I don't know exactly.
00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:59.119
I think oh, you guys this guy were saying you guys were uh interns, I believe, that were coming or HR to come and check in on him and make sure that he was doing everything correctly.
00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:15.519
Uh you guys went to the city hall and um you know met a few people there, uh, including uh Bill Bill Bond of the City, Bill Bond.
00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:23.839
Uh this enormous uh like looked like this enormous demon that's about nine, ten feet tall.
00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:31.440
Uh and uh, you know, Sylvia was like, oh yeah, he's my father, you know, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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To try to get in and talk with him.
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Uh, but then also Sylvia was offered a job and said she starts uh in like three days um with uh working under Bill Bond.
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So that was kind of cool.
00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:55.440
Uh you guys went and filled out a whole bunch of paperwork, four hundred pages to be exact, on these little kiosks.
00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:59.759
Um Pamela and Pauline were what these.
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Uh two were called, but um as you guys were doing this and kind of walking around, you guys had this strange feeling of being watched.
00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:26.160
Um you guys went to Neroxy's place, uh, and Virgil had ran into this furbulg, uh, this other full furbulg lady that slapped the ever-loving shit out of him.
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Uh she was the most beautiful woman I ever met.
00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:32.960
Sylvia thought it was a little odd.
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It's like, hey, she's not she's not really acting like everyone else, walking in a rhythm and being super kind and everything like that.
00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:48.160
So Sylvia chased her into the stairwell, uh, was able to trip her down the stairs and started questioning her.
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Uh women supporting women.
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Women supporting women.
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Uh and she uh had said she had asked if you're a part of the system and was talking all this nonsense, uh saying that uh they're a part of it, they're all a part of it, you're a part of it, we're all stuck.
00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:09.200
There's no saving us.
00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:11.920
Only the others.
00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:17.680
Um she told you to meet her underneath the bridge, but not tonight.
00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:19.440
We are being watched.
00:23:19.759 --> 00:23:23.039
Um you guys, she ran back down the stairs.
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You guys thought it was odd, uh, and went back to Noroxy's uh apartments.
00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:33.599
Uh during all of this, a ton of stuff starts happening.
00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:42.880
Virgil starts talking to Noroxy, asking him, Hey, do you feel you know, do you feel like you're you're being appreciated here?
00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:46.640
Um Do you feel like you're doing your part?
00:23:46.799 --> 00:23:51.759
Because I think you could be doing more, and starts talking to him like, hey, you're not a part of this mainframe.
00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:53.680
There's this mainframe that's happening.
00:23:53.920 --> 00:24:18.400
Uh that's uh and at the same time you guys are all having this conversation and realizing you are inside of this mainframe, this this uh um basically this an internet realm that you guys kind of know of, the mainframe, the portals with your guys' hand devices, um, a data slabs.
00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:25.200
Yeah, your data slabs, uh, and you guys are realizing you're in the mainframe.
00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:41.519
As Virgil's having this conversation, Vincent and Sylvia notice one of the uh the suited babies that were down on the first floor is crawling on the window, just staring in at you guys, uh, and then it skitters away.
00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:50.720
Off in the distance, Michael's able to spot several lights coming from a rooftop and going towards your guys' building as you guys run out.
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:54.319
Noroxy says, Hey, I'll I'll help you out.
00:24:54.480 --> 00:25:03.920
Uh Virgil gives a great speech um saying, Hey, you know, are you okay with doing a good job?
00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:06.880
No one's telling you you're doing a good job, you're doing a great job.
00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:14.640
Um, I mean, you may be able to say it emphasize on what it was uh you said to him better than I did, Virgil.
00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:16.480
Uh uh I don't know.
00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:20.079
It was something like um, hey, you're not just doing a good job.
00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:21.599
You did a great job.
00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:23.039
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:28.400
Um, but um yeah, you guys had this whole chase sequence.
00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:53.839
Uh you ran into Charles, is what her name was, the Furbog lady, as you guys were getting chased by these flying saucers um that are about four foot wide bet between in the alleyways, uh, and you guys uh have this fight at this intersection here, are able to take these large uh flying saucers out before you guys head underground.
00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:57.119
Um, you guys are able to um rest.
00:25:57.839 --> 00:26:05.680
Uh Charles C says that uh you guys can rest here, and tomorrow uh we will talk.
00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:11.200
Um so you guys wake up and you guys are all level two.
00:26:12.160 --> 00:26:12.960
Whoa, whoa!
00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:13.519
Yay!
00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:16.000
I feel stronger slightly.
00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:18.559
I have two mouth kissing?
00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:19.680
What the heck?
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:22.640
What open mouth kissing?
00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:25.599
Wait, open kissing.
00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:28.799
That that that feels that feels a little too charged.
00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:30.400
Guys, I unlocked that too.
00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:31.839
Did we all get that?
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:36.160
Yeah, you guys all got that while also all having 19 hit points.
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:37.039
I'm not joking.
00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:42.640
You guys all rolled and at level two, you guys all have the same exact hit points.
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:45.359
So we're all just as vulnerable.
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:47.839
You mean can hit points?
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:49.759
Uh yes.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.279
Uh yes, yes.
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:53.680
As long as you hit money, right?
00:26:53.920 --> 00:27:04.400
Um, I'm going to pull a quick suggestion for uh tonight's session, and the suggestion is whole grilled fish.
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:06.000
Oh yeah.
00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:08.720
That was me, yeah.
00:27:09.039 --> 00:27:10.720
BBB99.
00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:14.799
Full grilled fish is our suggestion.
00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:17.839
So no no, not full grilled fish.
00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:20.079
It's it's is it it's whole grilled fish.
00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:21.359
It's a whole grilled fish.
00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:22.640
A whole grilled fish.
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:22.960
Yep.
00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:26.240
That's uh that is uh our suggestion.
00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:39.519
So um yeah, you guys wake up uh as you guys were taken underground into um uh at at night it seemed like this kind of sewer system and stuff like that.
00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:58.640
The lights were low, it was hard for any of you guys really to see, but you guys uh were put into this room and Noroxy was taken with Charles C to um because uh he probably has some information as he'd been living in uh uh this society for a long time.
00:27:59.279 --> 00:28:01.200
Um for several years, I think.
00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:03.279
I think you said like a decade or something.
00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:05.680
Uh twenty years, two decades.
00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:07.680
Holy cow, Noroxy.
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:16.160
Um but uh you guys wake up and as you guys wake up, the lights are still dim.
00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:33.359
Um but uh as you guys are able to get around and look around, it doesn't you're not in like a grungy um you're not in a grungy kind of sewer system.
00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:39.839
It seems super clean, um, and all your walls are curved.
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:51.359
Um and uh like metal We're still here.
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:53.440
Yep, was it a dream?
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:54.559
I don't know.
00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:00.000
Are we all in the same room together?
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:00.559
I'm guessing.
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:06.319
Yeah, but there's about four or five cots just kind of in this room.
00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:07.440
It's just you three.
00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:08.480
Got it.
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:16.319
Did anybody else have a nightmare where Stellar Adler tr Stella Adler tried to open mouth kiss them during a callback?
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:20.960
No, no, that was just you.
00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:26.240
I had a nightmare that every tree I tried to carve was metal and couldn't be carved.
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:28.880
This is my nightmare.
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:31.039
You guys are fun.
00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:35.599
Alright, well, I'm not sitting in this cot any longer.
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:37.759
Gotta go ahead and get up.
00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:38.400
Yeah.
00:29:38.640 --> 00:29:41.920
This is too much extensional existential dread for one day.
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:52.799
You guys all get up um as you hear uh there's a door back to the uh side as you hear a toilet flesh.
00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:54.160
Oh shh.
00:29:54.640 --> 00:30:00.240
What the oh well good to know there's restrooms here.
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:01.839
Yeah, uh I called next.
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:04.400
Alright, you uh go for it, Michael.
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:07.759
Comes uh this elvish-looking figure.
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:10.559
Uh Clay, could you describe your character?
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:14.720
Uh I no, not really.
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:16.640
I'm uh I'm Elvish.
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:20.640
I'm Elvish, and uh I want to wear a uh a long cloak.
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.640
Um yeah, and I want to be tall.
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:28.160
Uh you know, no reason.
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:33.039
Uh no, no, you don't just want to be.
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:33.920
You are tall.
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:36.000
Yeah, you are tall.
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:42.799
Um, that's what I got for you now.
00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:43.200
Yeah.
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:44.000
Cool.
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:44.640
All right.
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:45.039
Yeah.
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:46.880
Step out of the bathroom.
00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:57.680
Uh and as as he does, you guys see, uh, there is a fourth uh set of just equipment and everything just pushed under one of the cots.
00:30:58.319 --> 00:30:58.640
Okay.
00:30:58.720 --> 00:30:59.839
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:00.640
I'm next.
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:01.440
Excuse me.
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:03.680
Go back to the bathroom.
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:04.160
Yeah.
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:06.240
And I shut the door and I lock it.
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:09.440
Hello, lanky man.
00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:11.519
Me?
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:13.279
Uh hello.
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:15.680
Uh it's nice to see that you're awake.
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:16.880
Oh.
00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:21.279
Yes, we had a very restful sleep, didn't we, Virgil?
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:24.000
I have never slept worse in my life.
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:24.880
All right.
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:28.960
Well, we love your your your spooky dungeon.
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:31.039
It's so, so chic.
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.240
Oh no, it's not mine.
00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:37.200
Uh, friends of yours?
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:38.480
Nope.
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:40.640
I woke up here just like you did.
00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:47.440
Uh, so dragged in here with the rest of us, I guess.
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:55.200
Uh how you you got here or no, no, but I was excited to fight a bathroom.
00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:02.880
I come out of the bathroom, it gets flushed, I walk out, like, oh man.
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:05.599
Michael, did you wash your hands?
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:06.960
Uh I turn back around.
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:10.400
Sorry, guys, he's a little, he's a little, he's a little slow.
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:10.799
Okay.
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:13.759
I have my period.
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:19.119
You hear me washing my hands, and I come back out, and I there isn't a towel in there.
00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:23.440
I turn back around, I walk back in.
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:26.240
So sorry.
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:28.640
What's your name, Stranger?
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:30.640
You might know how we got here.
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:43.839
Oh, well, um we were led down here to you know escape the the craziness of the God, the babies up in Yes, we were being pursued by infants.
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:46.240
The infants are terrifying.
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:50.640
Okay, okay, there's still no towel in there, so like I I'm just I just use your pants.
00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:52.480
I I shouldn't have to tell you what do it.
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:55.039
Like, I don't know if it's keep doing this.
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:56.079
Alright, alright.
00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:57.759
I'm just I'm just waving my hands to try them off.
00:32:57.839 --> 00:32:58.640
Oh my god.
00:32:58.799 --> 00:32:59.599
I'm so sorry.
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:02.640
You were saying I I'm so embarrassed.
00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:04.720
The babies are terrifying.
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.200
I was also brought down here to escape.
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:08.559
Oh.
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:09.279
Oh.
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:10.319
Yeah.
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:19.519
Actually, now that I think about it, that probably was more than just us that was affected by the mass of babies and d drones.
00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:23.440
Uh all of this is just a little too much for me to handle right now.
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:26.960
Really changed my mind about ever becoming a mother.
00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:28.559
It was really very quick.
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:30.240
Very quick.
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.000
Anyways, uh, what's your name, uh stranger?
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:37.680
Uh McClavin.
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:39.279
McClavin.
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:40.640
McClavin.
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:42.720
Hi McLaven, I like that one.
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:43.279
That's it.
00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:46.079
It doesn't feel like an elvish name, but alright.
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:47.440
Sounds like a P.I.
00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:48.880
Who am I to judge?
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:52.240
I like uh I'm Virgil.
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:52.799
Nice to meet you.
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:55.279
I hold out my hand to Virgil.
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:56.720
Pleasure to meet you.
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.680
Yes, and I'm Sis Silvia.
00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:00.480
Six S.
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:04.640
I'll try to pronounce all six of them.
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:05.680
Please do.
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:06.960
Hi, I'm Michael.
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:08.320
Sorry, my hand's a little still wet.
00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:09.920
There was there weren't any towels in there.
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:11.280
My hand's wet too.
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:12.719
Okay, great.
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:19.119
Y'all don't feel like y'all are belong here, maybe from around here.
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:21.360
Uh not even a little bit.
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:22.320
Not at all.
00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:24.960
Maybe we can say the same of you, yeah.
00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:25.760
Yeah, yeah.
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:28.719
I I I seem to have dropped in here by accident.
00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:31.119
And I was wondering if you knew how you got here.
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:35.920
Uh quick, hold on a second.
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:37.920
We're gonna do another huddle, guys.
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:38.400
Okay.
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:40.320
Hold on.
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:41.119
This isn't about you.
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:42.239
Give us a second.
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:44.400
Okay, so we're we're whether the weather be cold.
00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:45.440
Uh whether the weather be hot.
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:46.559
No, we're not doing it.
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:49.119
What is this?
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:49.840
What are y'all doing?
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.199
What it's a vocal warm up?
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:52.320
I thought it's a warm up.
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.559
It's uh you're part of the collective now, Virgil.
00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:59.760
So like this Yeah, every morning when we wake up, we do a little vocal warm-up and then we shake it out.
00:34:59.920 --> 00:35:00.960
One, two, three, spot, five.
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:02.880
You guys in the bathroom.
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:04.639
So exhausting.
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:13.519
Anyways, what I'm trying to say is did this guy fall into the mainframe just like we did?
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:15.119
I mean, when he wasn't with us.
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:17.760
I mean, you're listening.
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:24.239
No, I mean, okay, I I was listening, but I mean, like, clearly, is there other ways that this could happen?
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:28.159
I mean, I mean I already forgot.
00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:31.199
Alright, recap, Michael.
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:38.000
We went through the we uh activated this crazy artifact and got separated from our party, and now we're in the mainframe.
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:39.920
Swirly whirly thing, and then pretty much.
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:44.239
But not everyone who we've met who isn't from here didn't get in the same way we did.
00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:45.760
So it makes sense.
00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:50.559
Well, we can't really find out if we're just still huddled up and not asking questions, can we?
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:52.480
Alright, fine.
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:53.679
We're unhuddle.
00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:55.519
Sorry about that.
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.400
We will ask the questions here.
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:03.599
Sorry, I don't know what that accent is.
00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:09.119
So how how did you uh how did you happen upon all this?
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:20.880
Uh well, I I mean, I was casting some spells that you were casting could be of responsible or irresponsible nature.
00:36:21.119 --> 00:36:31.280
Uh, and I I maybe or maybe was not messing with things I shouldn't have been messing with, but I I feel like I fell through a portal and then everybody got real weird and marchy.
00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:34.480
Oh yeah.
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:39.280
Uh how how long ago was that, and how long has it been since since now?
00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:39.840
Wait.
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:43.760
Oh, I've just once they put me down here, this is I just stayed here.
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.079
Uh it I suspect it's been babies.
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:47.920
Okay.
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:50.480
Wow, wait, how do you know about the babies?
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:52.079
I was there.
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:56.400
And then it freaked me out, and then they brought me down here.
00:36:57.360 --> 00:36:57.840
Oh, well.
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.639
Like I it's been barely 24 hours.
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:03.360
May less than that significantly.
00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:05.199
Oh, like long time.
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:09.280
Sorry.
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:15.039
No, he yeah, uh yeah, he he could definitely have been here before you guys got here.
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:16.400
Oh, cool.
00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:23.039
Because the the the baby exists, the baby's they they just what came after us, so they've been around before.
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:24.559
Maybe they're living in.
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:29.840
They're part of a bigger security system, it sounds like an antivirus, if you will.
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:39.760
McClavin, do you share in us a a belief, a spirit, nay, an obligation, character motivation to head home.
00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:42.480
Yeah, I'd like it very much.
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:46.719
Uh, my order worships a three and a half foot-tall mushroom.
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:55.599
And if I don't get back with it, we believe we're we gotta hurry.
00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:57.280
The world will end, you say.
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:01.519
Okay, well the good news is we're not really in the world.
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:03.360
We've gotta, yeah, right.
00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:04.159
Right.
00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:10.880
Uh yeah, my order, my order worships a uh a three and a half inch uh mushroom, and uh, you know, I need to tend to it.
00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:12.480
What's its name?
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:13.679
Charles.
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.119
It's adorable.
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:16.880
Oh.
00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:22.079
Is he like young or like it's an ancient mushroom.
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:27.519
It's an ancient the the the beginnings of life on earth.
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:34.239
Does Charles do like tricks or I mean he keeps us from all dying, I think.
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:35.840
That's a pretty impressive trick.
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:39.840
Keeps the universe afloat.
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:43.760
I don't know if I've ever heard of this Charles the first time.
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:45.760
Yeah, did she did Charles tell you that?
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:50.320
Like, hey small order of big order.
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:53.039
Okay.
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:55.920
Wonder where that sect separated from.
00:38:56.480 --> 00:39:04.480
I I like I like pull Michael and Virgil aside and I'm just like, I hate when a small group of people just get like really obsessed over like one thing, you know?
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:09.199
Like it's it's so incestuous, it's just weird.
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.360
Yeah, it's just weird, isn't it?
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:12.239
Yeah.
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:14.800
I hate cults.
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:16.960
Yeah, I hate cults too.
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:24.559
I try to separate myself from oh shoot, I I used my my projecting voice.
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:29.920
Should have been canceling your stage whisper.
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:31.280
Shit.
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:35.519
Well, I said I'm such a clock colts.
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:39.840
You're such a clut clutz, clots.
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:43.440
Anywho, what we're talking about.
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:52.480
You guys hear a knock on the metal door, uh, and you uh guys see a familiar tall.
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:56.400
Um it's new to you, uh McClavin.
00:39:56.639 --> 00:39:59.440
Uh tall Furbog lady.
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:02.320
Um Charlesy uh comes in.
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:04.639
All right.
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:10.239
Are you guys you guys up?
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:11.519
You guys ready?
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:16.719
Yeah, but I would totally say yes, we're ready.
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:19.280
What are we ready for?
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:20.400
Where are we going?
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:21.199
What's the happen?
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:31.679
How we how we guys go talk to um well uh the bridgeman Yes, the bridgeman yes the bridgeman.
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:38.480
Yeah, yeah, we'll be taking the uh the underground cords to uh to underneath the bridge.
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:43.679
So let's go! All right.
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.840
You guys got all your things together?
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:53.920
Uh hi, um my uh uh uh McLaven is it?
00:40:55.440 --> 00:41:07.599
My uh associate the uh the little little half-elf uh guy that that brought you in, uh Jonas, he he told me um told me a little bit about you.
00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:13.039
Um uh and and he said I can I'll bring you over there.
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:15.440
He's he's a little bit preoccupied right now.
00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:32.719
Um so she takes you guys and uh through this uh this system of tunnels.
00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:41.039
Um and as you guys kind of walk through these tunnels, they seem to uh curve a lot, um, no sharp turns.
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:53.199
You see some that are um that are like vying off from each other, and you guys kind of go through this maze of uh of tunnels.
00:41:53.599 --> 00:42:09.760
Uh and you guys finally make your way to um this uh large I'll just call it an opening, um, to where it is this uh very square room.
00:42:09.920 --> 00:43:04.000
You can see up it goes about 20 or 30 feet from the top, are hanging a bunch of uh little metal bars uh that look to be just uh reaching down at different heights, kind of giving this like wave type of look up on the ceiling, um, with these vertical metal bars, golden bars, uh, and uh you can kind of see there's this catwalk around the outside uh that there's some people that are uh patrolling, they have these guns that they're uh uh strapped over their shoulders, and um you just see a whole bunch of people kind of uh the the ground is kind of littered with a whole bunch of uh like picnic benches and chairs.
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:09.360
There's people huddled up on uh on the side to your guys' right.
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:14.400
There's a few people that are standing up and getting some food here on your guys' left.
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:39.760
Um, and you can see on the far end there seems to be um this small little room that juts out from the far wall that's below the catwalk area um that looks to have a few uh windows or mirrors you can see um that are looking out into this room.
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:42.639
This room looks very complicated.
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:45.440
Oh good, let's just walk on through.
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:53.119
This way we'll uh have you talked to the leaders.
00:43:54.320 --> 00:44:05.280
The leaders, um You guys remember our whole conversation literally last night?
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:07.679
I feel like I slept crazy.
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:08.159
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:10.800
I feel like a month has been since we last spoke about it.
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:13.199
Like I that sleep was so good.
00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:20.239
So yes, I mean the we're inside of the mainframe.
00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:21.039
Right.
00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:21.920
Yes.
00:44:23.119 --> 00:44:37.760
And these are the people who have been brought pulled in but have not yet become a part of the mainframe.
00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:44.000
What's what's the word I'm thinking of?
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:46.239
Um integrated.
00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:47.519
Integrated into the case.
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:50.239
Assimilated into the mainframe.
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:55.760
Uh there's a lot of things that we don't really understand still.
00:44:56.000 --> 00:45:07.519
Um but what we do know is that people for some reason are getting pulled in from our world into the mainframe.
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:17.599
Uh and it it leaves a lot of people just you know, displaced and stuff like that.
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:23.119
Uh we're we're doing our best to try to um stay under the radar.
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:43.280
Um so the mainframe doesn't detect us, but while still trying to do enough surveillance and um things to try to figure out how we can really well the uh the leaders will elaborate a little bit more.
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:44.719
And what's your deal?
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:46.400
Are you like single or something?
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:47.519
Or what what's happening?
00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:50.239
Whoa, whoa, why would you uh uh ask for a friend?
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:52.000
Asking for a friend.
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:54.239
Don't look at me like that.
00:45:54.480 --> 00:46:01.119
Um yeah, I mean uh you know, being a part of a rebellion, you don't have much time to Okay.
00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:02.159
No, that's sick.
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:05.599
I I love that you're focused on the rebellion.
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:06.239
Yeah.
00:46:06.880 --> 00:46:20.400
Diners don't offer five-eg omelets, so you know, um guys, you'll go focus on the test command.
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:26.320
If you had a mainframe baby that was evil and and could spy on people, would you love it?
00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:27.280
All right, guys.
00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:30.800
How about we go check out the you know, this leader, these leader people?
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:31.599
That'd be great.
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:32.480
Let's just keep walking.
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:33.760
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:35.280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:36.320
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:40.320
Uh, this way, Virgil, you start walking to a random direction.
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:41.760
This this way.
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:47.760
Um, and she uh she leads you guys to uh uh one of the rooms.
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:56.400
She uh walks up a set of stairs and stands in front of uh the mirrors um as then one of the doors kind of open up.
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:58.239
The main door opens up.
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:10.159
Um uh yeah, these are um uh three of them are friends of Noroxy, and then the other one is uh the uh uh Jonas' guy.
00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:12.960
Alright.
00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:15.039
Bring them on in.
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:19.119
Uh, you guys are brought into this uh smaller room.
00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:22.639
You see quite a few more guards in here.
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:32.320
There's probably about uh five or six guards in here, and you can see these people actually um all have this helmet on.
00:47:32.559 --> 00:47:39.679
Uh this helmet that looks to be made of uh of a some sort of a leather.
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:44.159
It almost looks like an old school like football helmet.
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:53.119
Um, but you can uh see as it has some sort of little padding underneath it um as you guys kind of step in.
00:47:53.199 --> 00:48:03.360
They're wearing um uh pretty casual like gear, but trying to a little bit more tactical uh but casual gear.
00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:06.639
They're wearing some like vests that's got some extra pockets in them.
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:09.119
They're wearing just like t-shirts underneath.
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.079
Some are wearing like long sh long sleeve shirts.
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.679
No one's wearing like a set uniform.
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:19.920
Um, they got some uh some you know mismatching gloves.
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:33.840
People are wearing pants are uh really tattered up down by down by the ankles, and everyone's uh uh just kind of has uh some mismatching boots um on.
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:46.320
Um as you guys kind of walk in, uh you guys are brought into a uh brought up to a uh oval-shaped room.
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:58.000
Uh and on the opposite side of it, uh you guys see this um this young uh dragonborn female.
00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:05.119
She's wearing uh this uh long dress and looks to be wearing some sort of a cape on her.
00:49:05.280 --> 00:49:16.559
She's uh you see to uh your guys' right uh a um uh a halfling that seems to be standing in his chair.
00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:31.599
He's wearing this uh this whole tuxedo on um the the the bow looks like he has a uh paper clip that's holding the bow upright as it looks like it was uh it was torn a little bit.
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:40.559
There's a few holes in it, and then on the other side uh you see this dwarven guy that looks to be uh fully shaven.
00:49:40.719 --> 00:50:11.840
Um and you can see his double chin very, very uh prominently featured there as uh a dwarf without a beard is an odd sight to see if um and uh he seems to be uh just wearing a uh like a pair of like longer brown overalls um that that go all the way down to the end of his uh uh wrists.
00:50:12.239 --> 00:50:17.599
Um the uh dragonborn uh looks at you all.
00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:21.360
Welcome.
00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:29.840
Uh you four are new here, is what I hear.
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:37.280
Yes, we've come here from another world.
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:43.760
How did you get this?
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:49.920
We're sucking in the mainframe.
00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:51.679
Who knows if we'll get out?
00:50:52.400 --> 00:51:01.360
If someone hurts us in a nation, we don't know, but we would like to go back to where we come from.
00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:02.559
Isn't it Michael?
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:06.400
Bring the home.
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:10.960
Bring us home, bring us home back out of the mainframe.
00:51:11.119 --> 00:51:13.440
I don't wanna be here anymore.
00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:29.920
I we're uh here and we're we're here and we want to go home, but we uh don't know how to get home.
00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:37.039
So we're here and we wish for your help! Why am I doing this?
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:44.159
Why do I voice Have you guys ever seen the musical Hedwig and the Angry Elf?
00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:46.159
It's very similar to that.
00:51:48.079 --> 00:51:51.039
It was such problematic imagery in that play, honestly.
00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:52.960
It's it's I love that.
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:53.679
What?
00:51:55.039 --> 00:51:56.239
What the fuck, Michael?
00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:58.400
No, I just saw some performances.
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:00.079
No, no, no, so sorry.
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:07.039
It was it was the person who who played the Angry Elf once, and it really bothered me how it it it it it was a production I saw a long time ago.
00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:10.079
Maybe I think I think that one production really affected how I see it.
00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:21.920
And there's so uh excuse me.
00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:22.480
That was the problem.
00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:30.159
Excuse me, some had someone Excuse me, do you all talk normally, or uh is it just musical that you talk?
00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:32.559
I What would you prefer?
00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:34.480
Just talk normally?
00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:42.639
I can't follow with your trying to talk in rhyme and uh all these other things and yes, musical improv is very difficult.
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:44.639
Thank you for acknowledging that.
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:47.360
One of the highest forms of art, honestly.
00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:51.280
I I disagree, but anyway, what's up?
00:52:52.239 --> 00:53:00.960
Yes, so uh you just had to say yes or no to the lady's question, but you went into a musical number about it.
00:53:01.119 --> 00:53:01.760
Yeah.
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:03.199
I hope I convey that.
00:53:03.360 --> 00:53:04.239
So you're new here.
00:53:04.639 --> 00:53:05.039
Yes.
00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:07.840
Nod just I don't I don't want you to say anything.
00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:10.719
Nod or shake your head or nod, please.
00:53:11.119 --> 00:53:11.840
Nod my head.
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:12.320
Thank you.
00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:15.599
I don't want you to break out into another musical.
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:19.199
Um, so we've brought you all here.
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:21.760
Uh we met your friend Roxy.
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:23.760
He gave us a lot of information.
00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:30.559
Um by the way, he he chilling or yes, yes, he's uh taking a rest right now.
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:50.079
He's uh he gave a lot of helpful information, and uh I um yes, uh we are very thankful for for his assistance and his uh is very open, very open, and uh uh give you his life story without you even uh knowing him for very long.
00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:55.679
I think we talked to him for an hour and we uh he just gave us just about everything.
00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:00.880
We've known that man for about two days.
00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:03.440
All right.
00:54:03.599 --> 00:54:13.360
Um I think actually all those first three sessions were happened within I think a single day.
00:54:13.519 --> 00:54:17.519
It was you guys had only been in the mainframe for a single day.
00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:25.119
Well like actually, I think just an afternoon or an evening, because you yeah, it was a single day.
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:28.000
It was a single day slow when you're living in terror.
00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:33.280
When we dined in Dash, that was like that was probably around lunchtime.
00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:35.519
No doubt.
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:37.119
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:43.760
Anyways, um, so I am uh I'm Charles.
00:54:44.320 --> 00:54:53.440
Uh this is uh Sophie, and the other on the end, uh and the halfling uh bows his head.
00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:57.440
Uh Sir Chopsky, that's your service.
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:01.119
So your name is Charles and her name is Charles C.
00:55:02.639 --> 00:55:04.320
Yes, no relation.
00:55:04.639 --> 00:55:09.039
Um but we can people can't have common names.
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:12.239
You never heard of a Charles C or a Charles before.
00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:13.599
Oh, I guess I have.
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:18.480
I just you know uh McClavin is I do have a question.
00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:21.840
If it's not rude rude, what happened to your beard?
00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:27.760
That is very rude to us.
00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:31.199
Yep, yep, thought it might be sorry, stupid or sorry.
00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:44.159
So can you answer anyway and just like if you feel like you want to, otherwise, if you don't, totally understandable.
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:44.719
You know what?
00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:50.559
Now that it's out in the open, I was actually staring too, and I I you know I've been so distracting.
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:58.079
Do not regrow my uh beard until I got us all out of this, miss.
00:55:59.199 --> 00:55:59.679
Wow.
00:55:59.920 --> 00:56:01.280
How long have you been?
00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:04.079
Or well, we don't know if we can even get out.
00:56:04.239 --> 00:56:05.760
That there is the problem.
00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:06.159
Oh.
00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:12.639
Uh only thing that we know of really is uh just making sure more people don't get pulled in.
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.519
Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:14.159 --> 00:56:15.840
What what what happens?
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:21.840
I will regrow my beard and um victory, I guess.
00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:27.039
What what do you mean that you don't know how to get us out?
00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:31.920
Well, if I knew how to get out, would I even be here?
00:56:33.119 --> 00:56:34.800
I mean fair, but I don't know.
00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:36.639
How long have you been here?
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:43.920
Uh I I think it's been probably about uh oh.
00:56:45.599 --> 00:57:10.639
Well I came just probably uh shortly after the the um suburbs got uh pulled in fully and oh and uh I I kind of uh was shortly after that, so probably about uh forty years or so.
00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:14.400
How have you all not been assimilated into the mainframe by now?
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:16.480
That that that that's such a long time.
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:18.719
Your face must be so cold.
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:22.239
Very cold, yes.
00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:37.679
Um we keep uh we keep law but there's been a large influx lately of more and more people getting pulled in.
00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:45.599
It was first uh just probably about a handful of us that were pulled in.
00:57:46.239 --> 00:58:04.800
We've lost some friends, lost some enemies, um lost a lot of um people while we've been down here and uh well uh it's it's been hard, but we've had to stay quiet.
00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:16.239
But now it is the amount of people getting pulled in is astronomical from what I hear is astronomical.
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:21.440
Say it slower and astronomical sounds really good.
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:23.840
That sounds that was good, yeah.
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:28.159
It was like pure jelly to the ear, really nice.
00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:30.320
Thank you.
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:45.519
Um, anyways, uh so now, you know, with Noroxy's help, we're uh trying to come up with a plan to uh figure out a way to stop this.
00:58:45.599 --> 00:59:15.519
And from what we have figured out, uh we believe that well, we've heard, of course, you guys will soon be assimilated into the uh mainframe as you guys gave uh filled out the 400 page uh application, uh gave your DNA, gave fingerprints, uh let them scan your eyes, uh by Bill Bond.
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:28.559
Um yes, yes, and Noroxy was telling us that you have a uh great uh uh you actually are about to become the uh assistant uh to Mr.
00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:29.199
Bond.
00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:32.480
And uh Mr Mr.
00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:45.599
McClavin, uh you here um look to um well uh you have a connection that's already been pulled into the mainframe.
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:57.599
Assimilated Oh McLavin Oh he's so stunned he can't speak.
00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:33.679
He can't speak coming out roughly Jonas Oh Um No, no, it's um old Jonas told me that uh well uh you're uh one of your fellow um followers of who is it uh well uh interesting.
01:00:33.760 --> 01:00:38.719
Uh one of your other followers of Charles that got pulled into you that was doing the ritual with you.
01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:49.519
Oh, uh Clay, it looks like you have your camera on in Discord here.
01:00:49.679 --> 01:00:52.079
That might be uh turn that off.
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:56.719
I think that'll help your uh your internet connection a little bit.
01:00:57.199 --> 01:01:01.440
Yeah, not through um not through the web app, but through Discord.
01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:01.840
Yeah.
01:01:02.079 --> 01:01:04.480
I think I think it's using more of your bandwidth.
01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:05.760
Yeah, there we go.
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:06.639
Hey.
01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:10.880
I was able to hear you for a minute.
01:01:11.199 --> 01:01:12.079
I think it's catching up.
01:01:12.320 --> 01:01:13.119
Catching up.
01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:14.159
Yeah, that's it.
01:01:14.239 --> 01:01:16.719
Catching up, catching up.
01:01:18.079 --> 01:01:23.119
Oh, looks like it's helping a little bit, but he's starting to glitch.
01:01:24.079 --> 01:01:24.480
Uh oh.
01:01:24.800 --> 01:01:25.039
Wait.
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:27.840
It's the mainframe! It's the mainframe, he's getting it.
01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:30.400
I'm not letting him talk! He's getting inseminated.
01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:33.199
He's glitching like the cat.
01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:37.039
Oh, wait.
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:39.039
Oh no.
01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:40.480
Oh no.
01:01:41.920 --> 01:01:42.960
Mainframe got him.
01:01:45.599 --> 01:01:47.840
Is it I'm having problems?
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:54.559
Uh you might be back.
01:01:55.840 --> 01:01:56.960
You might be back.
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:01.840
Nope, that's a face.
01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:03.360
He's making a face.
01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:06.960
That's what you look like on the two.
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:08.400
That's one two.
01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:11.760
That's working.
01:02:12.639 --> 01:02:12.960
Okay.
01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:20.559
Uh uh Charles uh had said to you, I don't know if you caught it.
01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:35.599
So uh he said that one of your uh he said that uh one of your other one of the other followers of Charles, the mushroom got pulled in with you.
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:37.840
Yes, correct.
01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:42.000
The mushroom Charles, yeah.
01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:43.679
Yeah.
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:47.280
Mushroom Charles, not uh beardless dwarf Charles.
01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:54.400
Um yes, so I uh one of your uh fellow monks looks to already been assimilated.
01:02:54.800 --> 01:03:36.320
You name so very well uh from what in this that we're doing we've been able to Oh no, well Yes, yes, Jeremy Jeremy's the one that uh oh so far he got assimilated looks like uh shortly yeah, around the time you got pulled in, he was performing this ritual with you on uh on Charles Oh the mushroom not Charles me.
01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:49.760
Yeah, really maybe don't mess with a magic mushroom and Clay's internet is really going through it right now.
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:57.280
What if we turn off the bring the mushroom I fear Alright, we'll try that.
01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:01.599
Catching up Clay, you're doing good.
01:04:01.760 --> 01:04:07.679
Um Yeah, I can hear you now.
01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:09.440
Yeah, you hear me right now.
01:04:10.079 --> 01:04:10.239
Okay.
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:11.760
Yeah.
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:14.480
Sorry guys, I'm trying to keep up.
01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:18.159
You're good, you're good.
01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:23.360
Um so uh yes, Jeremy got pulled in.
01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:36.400
Uh and so we were thinking that Biddlebones, of course, he is uh what some call uh he is the council, I believe.
01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:43.440
I no, he is the board, uh, is what uh Naraxi was telling us.
01:04:43.599 --> 01:05:04.000
Uh and so if we could get him and uh well get him to talk, he may be able may be one of our only people that knows how to escape or how to stop this at least.
01:05:06.880 --> 01:05:08.800
But isn't he like evil?
01:05:09.519 --> 01:05:16.880
Like the in the in charge of the evil Yeah, like head of all evil, a literative name.
01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:29.039
Would be the well, it would be our evil currently, and he's you know, one of the the top bodies.
01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:34.159
I mean, uh do you know where the mainframe is where we could talk to the mainframe?
01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:40.800
Maybe we could talk, but I mean, I don't know what we don't know anything higher than Bill Bonds.
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:55.119
But it it seems to me that if he's in charge of the structure that is the sort of I guess oppressive regime, that he wouldn't exactly want to give out the information to those who want to get out of it.
01:05:55.519 --> 01:05:59.440
Then you make him convince him you don't want to get out.
01:06:01.679 --> 01:06:03.440
Well, guys, uh hold on a second.
01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:07.440
Like, what what Bill Bond may just be a pawn in a greater thing here?
01:06:07.599 --> 01:06:17.360
I mean, we don't everyone's following some sort of pattern, and uh maybe maybe Bill Bond is just the same, just a little more loosey-goosey.
01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:17.840
I don't know.
01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:26.719
I I truly get loosey-goosey vibes from him, and frankly, our job doesn't even start to the next three days, which is when we become assimilated into the mainframe anyway.
01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:28.159
Actually, is that now two days?
01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:29.119
Because we I don't know.
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:30.239
Oh shoot, is it?
01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:33.199
Uh I don't I mean it depends on when that started.
01:06:36.800 --> 01:06:39.920
So it, you know, it starts the next bus three business days.
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:40.639
Okay, good.
01:06:40.719 --> 01:06:41.679
We have three business days.
01:06:42.320 --> 01:06:43.039
Is it a weekend?
01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:47.039
So really we have and it's a federal holiday on Monday.
01:06:47.280 --> 01:06:49.920
So we have so much time, honestly.
01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:51.920
Like six days.
01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:54.800
I hope the battle is so much better.
01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:09.039
Well, we just have to hope that we just have to hope that the same federal holidays apply to the inside the mainframe.
01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:13.840
I feel like it has to, because this is the same mainframe that's celebrate Blorfta Day.
01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:16.800
That the overworld uses, and yeah, the mainframe will be explained.
01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:17.440
Blorfta.
01:07:17.920 --> 01:07:22.000
Blorfted Blorfta Day.
01:07:22.239 --> 01:07:23.039
Blorfta Day.
01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:26.000
Wait, Blorfta Day is a federal holiday?
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:26.880
Yes, of course.
01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:28.079
They made it one last year.
01:07:28.320 --> 01:07:28.800
Oh, okay.
01:07:29.039 --> 01:07:32.800
It's one of the newer ones, but now they're all uh That's an interesting choice.
01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:34.880
Yeah, it's an honor for Michelle Blorfta.
01:07:35.280 --> 01:07:40.079
I mean, it's some people were or it some people thought it was like a political thing, but honestly, it's it's long wind.
01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:41.760
People have been celebrating it for a while.
01:07:42.239 --> 01:07:47.039
It's got a cultural significance, and uh it it it's just it's just right that it's happening now.
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:47.760
You know, so jobs.
01:07:49.119 --> 01:07:55.440
Um is this very important right now, or can we continue the conversation?
01:07:55.760 --> 01:07:56.800
Oh, uh yeah.
01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:58.000
So so what?
01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:01.840
You you want us to go undercover or some shit?
01:08:04.239 --> 01:08:05.280
Yes, yes.
01:08:05.360 --> 01:08:12.559
Um, of course, go um and get a little bond to talk.
01:08:14.239 --> 01:08:15.119
I have a question.
01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:23.199
Yes, he was I'll help with one of them.
01:08:25.600 --> 01:08:32.720
So yesterday Charles he mentioned us meeting a man under a bridge and giving him this thing, and I take out my little coin.
01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:35.359
Is that one of you?
01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:40.239
Yes, that would be me, Sir Chopsky here.
01:08:40.560 --> 01:08:45.600
Um, I uh I'm usually the man under the bridge.
01:08:46.079 --> 01:08:47.760
Um like a troll.
01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:51.359
Did you just call me a troll?
01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:55.680
The halfling like stands like even more upright.
01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.239
Do you does my hair standing straight up?
01:08:58.399 --> 01:08:59.520
Am I colorful?
01:08:59.680 --> 01:09:03.199
Am I over here dancing and singing and flopping around all over the place?
01:09:04.800 --> 01:09:07.119
Let's not generalize about trolls now.
01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:13.600
Proper halfling.
01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:15.039
You see my bow tie?
01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:15.600
You see it?
01:09:16.079 --> 01:09:16.479
You see it?
01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:20.399
I reach over and I pluck the bow tie.
01:09:20.479 --> 01:09:24.079
And I'm like, touch my It's hanging on by a thread.
01:09:24.239 --> 01:09:28.560
And then I take out a little sewing kit and I start fixing his bow tie for him.
01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:29.600
His hair.
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:35.359
Give me a uh give me a um gosh, I don't know.
01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:39.279
Give me a uh a sew saving throw.
01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:41.520
Give me a performance check.
01:09:41.680 --> 01:09:41.920
Yeah.
01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:42.479
Okay.
01:09:43.600 --> 01:09:45.119
Uh okay.
01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:47.439
Let's see here.
01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:54.800
Okay, I roll performance check.
01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:56.000
What do I add?
01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:56.960
Oh, I see.
01:09:57.119 --> 01:09:58.239
That is a 17.
01:09:58.800 --> 01:09:59.119
17.
01:09:59.439 --> 01:10:00.319
I roll the 14.
01:10:00.880 --> 01:10:07.199
His head, his face gets beat red, um, but he then like sees that you're fixing it.
01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:10.880
I kind of sew it onto there and I go, there.
01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:13.760
Good ass new, fancy boy.
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:16.640
Thank you.
01:10:17.359 --> 01:10:17.760
Boop.
01:10:19.359 --> 01:10:21.439
He he looks he looks so handsome.
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:24.319
That is so offensive to halflings.
01:10:24.479 --> 01:10:26.560
Don't boop my nose.
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:27.279
Oh my god.
01:10:27.439 --> 01:10:28.399
I'm not a child.
01:10:28.560 --> 01:10:29.680
I mean a child.
01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:32.960
Okay, I am a grown-ass halfling.
01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:35.680
I am 44 years old.
01:10:35.840 --> 01:10:38.079
I don't need my nose booped.
01:10:38.319 --> 01:10:40.319
Hey, I was okay.
01:10:40.720 --> 01:10:42.880
So chill uh we didn't mean anything by it.
01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:45.920
We just really appreciate you helping us out.
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:47.920
And we're we're just we just don't know how to show it.
01:10:48.079 --> 01:10:48.640
We're overwhelmed.
01:10:51.039 --> 01:10:55.439
I I think things are getting the dragonborn cat is is over there standing up.
01:10:55.680 --> 01:10:59.680
Sir Chomsky, I I think things are getting a little bit heated.
01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:02.560
Let's breathe, breathe.
01:11:06.720 --> 01:11:11.039
I'm this close, I'm this close.
01:11:11.199 --> 01:11:12.640
I know I it's okay.
01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:13.520
It's okay.
01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:14.880
Breathe, breathe.
01:11:14.960 --> 01:11:17.359
It's it's would it help if we sang again?
01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:20.560
Get me.
01:11:24.079 --> 01:11:25.439
I want to go out.
01:11:29.920 --> 01:11:32.880
I don't need this kind of fame in the mainframe.
01:11:33.279 --> 01:11:36.880
All right, all right, let's call let's get let's get back on task.
01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:40.399
Um right.
01:11:40.560 --> 01:11:51.840
Um so we want you all to go in and of course uh you know you uh start your uh start your job.
01:11:52.000 --> 01:12:05.840
Uh well uh I mean I you know I think it would probably give you some uh extra brownie points if maybe if you just you know on the Tuesdays, you know, start early.
01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:15.920
You're about to be pulled into the mainframe in 24 to 48 hours is what uh the uh I believe is what Naraxi had told us.
01:12:16.079 --> 01:12:29.359
Uh so that gives you guys a few days to um, you know, try to talk to Bill Bond and uh um Sir Tropsians, pull the information out of him, rip it out of him.
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:32.159
Oh, we'll we'll try to do that.
01:12:32.319 --> 01:12:34.319
He was really big though, so like we can.
01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:36.399
Yeah.
01:12:36.880 --> 01:12:38.319
I was very scared of him.
01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:39.439
He's not that big.
01:12:39.600 --> 01:12:41.119
He's not that big.
01:12:41.439 --> 01:12:43.119
I could take him, I could take him.
01:12:43.199 --> 01:12:48.800
I tell you what, I I'd take him with one arm behind my back on one knee.
01:12:48.960 --> 01:12:50.720
All right, that's what I'd do.
01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:51.840
That's what I'd do.
01:12:52.319 --> 01:12:54.640
Respectfully, why haven't you already?
01:12:55.520 --> 01:12:55.680
Oh.
01:12:57.680 --> 01:12:58.720
Very quiet.
01:12:58.880 --> 01:13:03.439
For well, we're trying to stay low-key, okay?
01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:09.119
I'm a leader of a of a of a great rebellion here, and I need to be.
01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:16.479
I'd put a lot I'd put a lot of people in danger if if if I if I went up there and faced him, you know.
01:13:17.359 --> 01:13:18.399
Monoimano.
01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:27.039
If you're trying to remain low-key and keep a lowbrow, then why didn't Charles who walk up to my friend Virgil and slap him across the face in broad daylight?
01:13:27.279 --> 01:13:30.399
Well, I heard he was just gawking at her.
01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:33.760
But still, that's not mainframe behavior now, is it?
01:13:34.319 --> 01:13:37.199
It tipped us off that she's not part of the mainframe.
01:13:37.520 --> 01:13:42.720
Just because you're being watched, I mean, you know, somebody gawks at you and touches you.
01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:43.279
I mean, you know.
01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:44.079
Okay, there you go.
01:13:44.319 --> 01:13:45.840
You're like a guy gawking.
01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:47.039
Hang on.
01:13:47.760 --> 01:13:48.399
Look.
01:13:50.640 --> 01:13:53.279
There Charles Charles is standing in the back.
01:13:53.520 --> 01:13:54.560
It was gawking.
01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:56.399
He was he was looking me up and down.
01:13:57.039 --> 01:13:57.840
What do you mean?
01:13:58.239 --> 01:13:59.840
I did not mean you're not gonna be able to do it.
01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:05.680
You were doing everything but drooling over me.
01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:06.239
Okay.
01:14:06.479 --> 01:14:07.039
No, no, no.
01:14:07.119 --> 01:14:07.760
I'm not doing this.
01:14:07.840 --> 01:14:08.399
I'm not doing it.
01:14:08.479 --> 01:14:10.159
You don't ask you out.
01:14:10.479 --> 01:14:15.840
Don't ask over here for asking if I'm single and if I want kids.
01:14:16.239 --> 01:14:19.199
And it sounds like it's all a part of your perverted ploy.
01:14:19.520 --> 01:14:19.840
You know what?
01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:22.800
I don't know, do what you know what I think?
01:14:23.039 --> 01:14:27.600
I think all of you are scared to go back out there and fight the mainframe.
01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:38.239
I think you all are staying down here because you don't want to face the consequences of going up there and doing something about this and instead would rather just hold up here for 40 some fucking years.
01:14:38.399 --> 01:14:38.640
Yeah.
01:14:38.960 --> 01:14:40.079
That's what I think.
01:14:40.479 --> 01:14:41.840
Sorry, I got a little heated there.
01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:43.920
I No, Virgil's Virgil, you're right.
01:14:44.000 --> 01:14:46.560
Why haven't the rest of you been fighting back?
01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:56.079
Don't you miss hard Have you ever fought a gold?
01:14:59.039 --> 01:15:01.600
I took a Meisner class, my sophomore year.
01:15:01.920 --> 01:15:10.880
Have you ever fought a thing that can manifest and create anything out of thin air, right in front of your eyes?
01:15:11.119 --> 01:15:16.319
Something that can just snap and your friend is gone.
01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:24.960
Yeah, in that 40 years we have lost hundreds of people.
01:15:25.520 --> 01:15:38.640
We've had plenty of people just like you coming in here being all hot-headed and trying to say, Oh, you know, we just have to fight the system, we have to go head on, and guess what?
01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:48.159
Right there on the big billboards, nobody notices except for us, not a part of the mainframe.
01:15:49.279 --> 01:15:50.880
They show it on repeat.
01:15:52.479 --> 01:15:59.199
Friends getting ripped apart, allies turned into flesh doctors.
01:16:01.359 --> 01:16:06.960
People losing their minds, trying to rip their own eyes out.
01:16:10.239 --> 01:16:12.000
And you say we're scared.
01:16:13.279 --> 01:16:14.399
Damn right we are.
01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:18.479
This is a being we can't fathom.
01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:28.399
The strength of the only thing we can do is stay lower until we find an advantage, and we haven't found one yet.
01:16:29.039 --> 01:16:32.399
Forty years we haven't found an advantage.
01:16:32.720 --> 01:16:38.640
Only thing we know, suburbs were pulled in, and now it seems like more people are being pulled in.
01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:42.319
That wall of the bridge slowly moving towards us.
01:16:43.279 --> 01:16:44.720
That's all we know.
01:16:48.880 --> 01:16:53.359
Well, okay, when you put it like that, I maybe can.
01:16:53.680 --> 01:17:04.720
So you see I'm I'm uh you ever claim it?
01:17:05.760 --> 01:17:06.640
Good try, man.
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:08.880
Every time I try to talk, you kick me off.
01:17:11.840 --> 01:17:13.279
It's like when in memorial.
01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:14.720
Can you repeat that?
01:17:16.159 --> 01:17:26.000
I was saying I'm allergic to getting ripped apart, so I was hoping uh it you uh you could give us some advice on how to operate uh when we're trying to find Mr.
01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:27.119
Bill Bonds.
01:17:28.399 --> 01:17:30.319
Well, uh, alright.
01:17:30.720 --> 01:17:36.880
Well, we know, I mean, you you know, we have the inside with that, but we also know where your friend is.
01:17:37.199 --> 01:18:07.920
Um and uh we think that that may be another uh, you know, um it seems to be one of the assistants of uh Billbone that was hired shortly at the same time as Sylvia here again Jeremy The other monk Yes the other monk.
01:18:08.159 --> 01:18:08.720
Yes.
01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:20.399
He's an actual Yes He seems, you know, to kind of been uh it's been a few days since he's been acclimated.
01:18:20.640 --> 01:18:34.000
He was almost instantly acclimated into the system, and um, you know we go find him try to get with Bill Bond, get in with him, get him to talk.
01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:37.600
That's that's all we've really got right now.
01:18:40.000 --> 01:18:43.199
But we've but but we've already talked to Bill Bond.
01:18:43.279 --> 01:18:49.119
I mean uh You interviewed with him, but I mean what I mean what what'd you ask him?
01:18:49.439 --> 01:18:51.359
He was asking you questions.
01:18:52.560 --> 01:18:57.920
We basically convinced him that we wanted to get to be a part of it, but we didn't really do a lot of information hunting.
01:18:58.000 --> 01:19:00.479
We were trying to get out of there and trying to get on his side.
01:19:00.720 --> 01:19:02.399
So there's still more we can learn from him.
01:19:02.560 --> 01:19:04.720
Oh my gosh, he was so tall.
01:19:04.800 --> 01:19:05.359
He's so tall.
01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:06.239
So terrifying.
01:19:06.479 --> 01:19:08.239
Oh my gosh, really, really scary.
01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:10.239
He's bigger than me.
01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:13.520
Well, uh, we can certainly try.
01:19:13.760 --> 01:19:15.600
Bit of an acting exercise, really.
01:19:16.239 --> 01:19:20.000
Well, let me also say this uh McCleaven, I mean, what do you know about Jeremy?
01:19:20.079 --> 01:19:29.359
Maybe there's even though he's been assimilated to the mainframe, maybe there's some way we can, I don't know, appeal to his inner self that might still be there.
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:36.000
Well, I mean he worships a three and a half inch mushroom, so he's like a solid dude.
01:19:36.239 --> 01:19:38.640
Oh, so he still does that, even though he's assimilated.
01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:39.680
Wait, hold on, hold on.
01:19:39.760 --> 01:19:41.680
Is is that all you know about Jeremy?
01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:46.159
Can I ask a fundamentals question?
01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:48.159
Yeah, absolutely.
01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:58.319
When folks are assimilated into the mainframe, are they still like themselves?
01:19:59.359 --> 01:20:02.159
Is where does the soul go?
01:20:04.560 --> 01:20:05.840
That's a great question.
01:20:06.479 --> 01:20:12.720
We've we've seen many people seemingly glitch and for a moment come back to life.
01:20:13.039 --> 01:20:14.239
Yeah, like my cat.
01:20:14.560 --> 01:20:16.000
I hold up sleep potato.
01:20:16.479 --> 01:20:18.239
I forgot you had that cat with you anyway.
01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:24.800
It um well, uh from all the things we've learned they're still in there.
01:20:26.399 --> 01:20:30.800
But they're passengers and their own bodies.
01:20:36.800 --> 01:20:39.520
Oh that's terrifying.
01:20:43.600 --> 01:20:50.399
Well okay, so we know Jeremy worships a three and a half foot mushroom.
01:20:50.640 --> 01:20:52.880
I I guess he's a normal person.
01:20:53.359 --> 01:20:55.279
So he's a normal person.
01:20:55.760 --> 01:20:56.239
Average guy.
01:20:57.680 --> 01:20:58.720
Average guy.
01:20:58.960 --> 01:20:59.520
It's great.
01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:01.760
We have a lot of information we can work off of.
01:21:02.479 --> 01:21:12.720
So I can report to work and hopefully begin extracting information and connecting with Jeremy, seeing if I can get anything from him.
01:21:12.880 --> 01:21:15.520
Um, what are you guys going to do?
01:21:16.720 --> 01:21:36.159
Well, well, I don't know the politics of the situation, but I have been given a just disgustingly high charisma rating, which is perfect for me to be the the forebearer of of this very high charisma person.
01:21:36.319 --> 01:21:42.800
It would it be helpful if I went as well uh to try to uh get the information out of him.
01:21:43.119 --> 01:21:53.840
I I don't know what you're meaning by you are you do seem pretty charismatic, but uh but you guys remember when you guys were taking the when you guys were taking those tests that they they gave you guys ratings.
01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:55.840
Oh, it's like an aptitude test thing.
01:21:58.880 --> 01:22:10.800
Maybe if you want to like say you're job shadowing and get as much information as you can out of the idea, you know, Sylvia is like is like training, but job shadowing, you get a you get a little more of everything all at once, you know.
01:22:11.039 --> 01:22:12.079
I think it's a great idea.
01:22:12.319 --> 01:22:12.880
That's true.
01:22:13.039 --> 01:22:15.600
I will be happy to go log in job shadow.
01:22:17.199 --> 01:22:19.600
Uh so what what what about you and me, Michael?
01:22:20.239 --> 01:22:20.800
Oh yeah.
01:22:21.119 --> 01:22:22.720
Means you and me, Virgil.
01:22:22.960 --> 01:22:26.399
Uh what if we I think I have an idea.
01:22:26.720 --> 01:22:27.039
Oh.
01:22:29.199 --> 01:22:34.880
What if we uh because clearly these buildings have uh janitorial people, right?
01:22:35.039 --> 01:22:46.960
I mean what if we you know yeah, they've got keys and things, so like if we maybe uh I don't know, uh just pose as one of those guys out and take one of them, and like and we can take the keys.
01:22:47.439 --> 01:22:49.359
Find our way around in the city hall.
01:22:51.199 --> 01:22:51.680
Yeah.
01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:54.880
Sylvia, what's wrong?
01:22:55.600 --> 01:23:03.680
You guys get to dress up and and and take you guys get to do all the acting, and I just have to I just have to lie.
01:23:05.119 --> 01:23:06.399
Sylvia, what are you talking about?
01:23:07.359 --> 01:23:09.920
Locked in this difference between lying and acting.
01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:10.880
It's the same thing.
01:23:12.720 --> 01:23:13.279
Don't start her.
01:23:13.520 --> 01:23:16.720
Oh, but that's I mean, I was asking the same thing.
01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:18.479
Okay.
01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:20.079
Fine.
01:23:20.319 --> 01:23:22.399
I'll do the more boring job.
01:23:22.640 --> 01:23:25.039
The more important, boring job.
01:23:25.680 --> 01:23:31.600
Sylvia, if you don't do this, we may not get the chance to go back to Blowhair.
01:23:34.159 --> 01:23:34.720
Exactly.
01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:39.600
We won't get to do naked death of a salesman if you don't do this for us.
01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:42.079
I was gonna play the death.
01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:44.000
Yeah.
01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:50.239
And we're all gonna do it so naked too, but we can't unless you do this for us, because you're the best damn actor out of all of us.
01:23:50.479 --> 01:23:56.640
If anyone's gonna convince Bill, Bill Barr that you need to know this information, you can get it out of him.
01:23:56.720 --> 01:23:57.680
You're the one to do it.
01:23:57.840 --> 01:23:58.000
Yeah.
01:23:58.319 --> 01:23:59.359
Because you're the best out of all of us.
01:24:02.239 --> 01:24:03.840
I need that information.
01:24:04.880 --> 01:24:05.520
Please.
01:24:06.000 --> 01:24:07.039
Oh my gosh.
01:24:07.439 --> 01:24:09.199
Maybe workshop that a little bit.
01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:10.640
Oh, I know you can do it.
01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:13.600
It's it's okay.
01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:14.720
I'll keep it.
01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:16.159
You're gonna do such a great job.
01:24:16.479 --> 01:24:32.399
Uh we'll uh get you guys we'll also give you guys a few extra um few items to help you guys on uh your stuff, get you guys a little bit uh more uh swag bag.
01:24:33.920 --> 01:24:38.640
I mean it's more of preparing you for uh going back to the surface.
01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:41.920
And I have a t-shirt that says I love the rebellion.
01:24:42.960 --> 01:24:45.039
We definitely don't make those.
01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:45.600
Oh.
01:24:46.079 --> 01:24:46.560
We can start.
01:24:46.640 --> 01:24:49.279
There's gotta be like a one-hour tank for someone that we made them.
01:24:49.680 --> 01:24:58.399
We had someone that did that previously, and the moment they stepped up on the surface and they were spotted by either you know the boss babies or the deals they exploded.
01:24:58.800 --> 01:24:59.600
Well, you make a great point.
01:24:59.680 --> 01:25:04.560
The boss baby were already in pursuit of us.
01:25:04.880 --> 01:25:08.960
So what happens the moment that we walk up and they see us again?
01:25:09.039 --> 01:25:11.840
The mainframe surely knows that we're already up to no good.
01:25:12.159 --> 01:25:17.119
Can you guys disguise yourselves and But I have to be myself, don't I?
01:25:18.479 --> 01:25:21.600
Well, I mean, did they get a good look at you?
01:25:23.760 --> 01:25:24.880
Specifically.
01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:28.239
I mean, we did we did blow up the drones that were chasing us.
01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:28.800
We did.
01:25:32.880 --> 01:25:39.680
I don't know, maybe McClavin's amazing charisma might be able to push us through this unscathed.
01:25:40.159 --> 01:25:44.640
McClavin, if you were gonna give yourself a number that would represent your charisma.
01:25:44.960 --> 01:25:46.880
On a scale of one to twenty, maybe.
01:25:47.119 --> 01:25:48.399
What would it be?
01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:52.000
Like 18-4.
01:25:53.199 --> 01:25:53.600
Whoa!
01:25:54.159 --> 01:25:55.279
That's insane.
01:25:55.680 --> 01:25:57.279
Oozing with charisma.
01:25:57.520 --> 01:26:03.520
Gosh, I feel perhaps the wrong person has been cast to play this role.
01:26:06.720 --> 01:26:08.880
But here I am, stripping with the ribbons.
01:26:09.039 --> 01:26:17.279
They're gonna take you guys back and uh they're gonna give you guys a few uh a couple uh a magical item.
01:26:17.920 --> 01:26:25.600
Um, and we're gonna actually take a break here, and we'll come back for this uh little heist.
01:26:27.119 --> 01:26:28.319
Well righty then.
01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:31.359
Heist it up.
01:26:33.920 --> 01:26:35.359
And we're back.
01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:37.520
Hello everyone.
01:26:37.760 --> 01:26:44.479
Um yeah, so uh during the break, uh I rolled uh some random magic items.
01:26:44.640 --> 01:26:53.520
Um I have sent you guys the links to those magic items, uh and um those are the items I give you.
01:26:53.680 --> 01:27:13.119
Uh you also all are uh given a um a little bracelet that um what uh Charles tells you he seems to be uh more of a uh uh I mean in it in his overalls and everything like that.
01:27:13.199 --> 01:27:16.640
He seems to be a guy that that knows a lot about these magic items.
01:27:16.720 --> 01:27:21.680
He takes you guys to them and kind of um gives you the the gist.
01:27:22.720 --> 01:27:39.199
The uh and he gives you guys all this bracelet and it's like this uh this here'll just kind of uh dampen you a little bit, it'll be make it just a little bit harder for the mainframe to really uh target you or um really get its eyes on you.
01:27:39.359 --> 01:27:46.239
I mean it's got his eyes everywhere, but it'll it'll disrupt So it'll like obfuscate us a little bit.
01:27:46.720 --> 01:27:48.239
Okay, yes, yes.
01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:50.079
Do you have this in a yellow gold?
01:27:50.159 --> 01:27:52.560
I'm not really a silver kind of, you know.
01:27:52.880 --> 01:27:53.439
Sylvia.
01:27:53.760 --> 01:27:54.479
Only silver.
01:27:54.640 --> 01:27:55.279
Only silver.
01:27:55.359 --> 01:27:58.880
It's only silver's the metal that that I can put this enchantment on.
01:27:58.960 --> 01:27:59.760
I can't really do it without.
01:28:00.239 --> 01:28:03.039
Gold and gold would also be super heavy.
01:28:03.119 --> 01:28:03.680
I mean this thing.
01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:05.840
You don't have to give me excuses here.
01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:07.520
I I I understand what it's like.
01:28:08.319 --> 01:28:09.920
I'm just saying how the middle works.
01:28:10.079 --> 01:28:11.600
It's that's just how it works.
01:28:11.760 --> 01:28:15.680
It's not able to uh you know attach to gold.
01:28:15.920 --> 01:28:16.560
Sorry.
01:28:16.800 --> 01:28:29.520
You know, gold is more magical properties than or silver has more magical properties than gold does, so you know it's a lot easier to uh to attune spells to enchants and stuff like that.
01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:30.800
So you know.
01:28:32.159 --> 01:28:32.319
Okay.
01:28:32.800 --> 01:28:33.279
Interesting.
01:28:34.159 --> 01:28:41.359
Oh, where where did you send the uh the uh I should have said that you should should have done directly?
01:28:41.600 --> 01:28:41.920
I see.
01:28:42.079 --> 01:28:42.560
Okay, thank you.
01:28:46.479 --> 01:28:50.640
Sylvia, um, you were given a broom of flying.
01:28:51.199 --> 01:28:57.119
Michael, that's so good, you were given a brooch, a brooch, a shielding.
01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:04.880
Uh but a shield and McClavin, you were very thematically given a gem of brightness.
01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:06.079
Yeah.
01:29:06.319 --> 01:29:10.079
And Virgil, you were given a deck of illusions.
01:29:10.560 --> 01:29:11.199
Hey.
01:29:11.840 --> 01:29:12.800
It's pretty crazy.
01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:14.239
I was looking at it as like, oh my god.
01:29:14.399 --> 01:29:14.960
Magic boy.
01:29:15.199 --> 01:29:16.000
Magic boy.
01:29:16.159 --> 01:29:17.199
Magic boy.
01:29:17.600 --> 01:29:30.239
Um, so uh yeah, you guys were all given that, and you guys also have this uh this bracelet on that will uh kind of disrupt your uh you from being viewed by the mainframe.
01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:41.520
Um and so we will fast forward through the uh you know the national holiday and the weekend and stuff like that of you guys preparing.
01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:51.680
We spend the holiday prepping, you know, we just kind of prepping and rap yes.
01:29:52.000 --> 01:29:53.920
No, you training montage.
01:29:54.159 --> 01:29:56.159
Yeah, you guys do a whole training montag.
01:29:56.560 --> 01:29:58.560
You guys do a whole thing.
01:29:59.039 --> 01:30:00.800
We should we should play the montage.
01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:02.159
It's oceans 11.
01:30:02.399 --> 01:30:03.920
This is the most ocean's 11.
01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:08.159
This is the most flawless heist.
01:30:08.560 --> 01:30:11.119
You guys this thing is flawless.
01:30:11.520 --> 01:30:13.760
Let's not even act like we're improvising this.
01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:15.760
Let's just ocean's 11 suit.
01:30:17.680 --> 01:30:23.279
Oh like we we all we all automatically know what we what we what we planned.
01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:25.199
Yeah.
01:30:25.439 --> 01:30:26.640
So let's do it.
01:30:27.039 --> 01:30:27.600
Alright.
01:30:27.840 --> 01:30:32.399
So it's tomb day since Monday was a national holiday.
01:30:32.640 --> 01:30:37.600
Um the whole long weekend doing all this.
01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:39.600
Was it blah bluff today?
01:30:39.920 --> 01:30:41.600
Bluff uh bluff.
01:30:42.239 --> 01:30:43.600
Why did I churn pages for this?
01:30:43.840 --> 01:30:44.880
In celebration of Michelle.
01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:46.479
It's on the opposite page.
01:30:47.439 --> 01:30:49.039
It's a Blorf today.
01:30:49.359 --> 01:30:49.920
Blorfta.
01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:52.960
You guys celebrated Blorfta Day, you know.
01:30:54.479 --> 01:30:56.079
She's a beautiful Blorfta.
01:30:56.159 --> 01:30:57.920
Um figure.
01:30:58.880 --> 01:31:00.880
Is Blorfta like the like the sample?
01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:02.159
Blorfta's a person.
01:31:02.399 --> 01:31:08.880
I thought Blorfta was like uh Michelle, it's named after Michelle Blorfta.
01:31:09.279 --> 01:31:09.760
Yeah.
01:31:10.880 --> 01:31:12.640
Controversial only for some groups, you know.
01:31:12.720 --> 01:31:14.239
It's really, it really is a long time coming.
01:31:14.319 --> 01:31:20.880
She deserves celebration, but some groups uh don't think they they think it's celebrating the wrong thing, you know.
01:31:21.039 --> 01:31:26.960
They they say we're past it, we don't have to worry about that, it's a different world, but like really there's still ramifications of that in a day-to-day.
01:31:27.039 --> 01:31:32.319
That's still we still feel the effects of you know she she defended goblin rights.
01:31:33.279 --> 01:31:33.920
Yeah.
01:31:34.159 --> 01:31:34.800
Yeah.
01:31:35.119 --> 01:31:36.079
Yeah, absolutely.
01:31:36.319 --> 01:31:36.880
Hell yeah.
01:31:37.039 --> 01:31:37.439
Hell yeah.
01:31:37.680 --> 01:31:38.319
It's all right.
01:31:38.800 --> 01:32:00.000
So uh it is the morning of you guys all um are just you guys got in your lines, uh, you guys went up to the surface, and you guys uh got into uh you know how everyone walks in single file lines everywhere.
01:32:00.159 --> 01:32:17.039
You guys have done over the weekend the research to figure out what lines come from where and to where, so you guys know where you need to be to either be janitors or new assistant of Bill Bond and the uh uh career shadow assistant.
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:32.239
Yeah, career shadow of the uh assistant to the assistant manager or whatever it is, um, I think it was uh yeah, personal assistant to uh Bill Bond.
01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:35.760
Um so uh yeah.
01:32:36.000 --> 01:32:39.680
Um, I'm a bond girl.
01:32:41.039 --> 01:32:55.119
Virgil Michael, you guys, uh uh did you guys are you guys planning on here in the moment finding someone, or did you guys over the weekend find the stuff you guys had gotten?
01:32:55.520 --> 01:33:03.439
So uh I I'm assuming that I was able to maybe see a janitor or someone when we were in the building last time.
01:33:04.000 --> 01:33:12.960
Uh so I cast disguised self on me to basically put myself in the clothes and kind of look a little different, but look like a janitor that would work in the building.
01:33:13.359 --> 01:33:13.680
Okay.
01:33:14.000 --> 01:33:14.319
Alright.
01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:21.680
In fact, I'm gonna say I cast Disguise Self and make myself look like a janitor that I actually saw in the building to the best of my knowledge.
01:33:22.000 --> 01:33:23.199
Okay, gotcha.
01:33:23.279 --> 01:33:24.560
Alright, and Michael?
01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:32.880
I, you know, I want to say I was I put some stuff together and tried to get like fake enough stuff to make to me to kind of walk in.
01:33:33.119 --> 01:33:39.359
Uh yeah, over the weekend weekend trying to find that based on the image of disguised self that Virgil did.
01:33:43.920 --> 01:33:47.119
Disguised self is self-only.
01:33:47.279 --> 01:33:47.439
Yeah.
01:33:49.199 --> 01:33:50.720
Some self-all in there.
01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:52.800
Disguise you, though.
01:33:53.520 --> 01:33:57.760
Unfortunately, there's totally no loophole when it says self.
01:33:58.640 --> 01:33:59.279
Unfortunately.
01:33:59.680 --> 01:34:05.039
Um but uh I'd say you could definitely give Michael advantage on his role.
01:34:05.279 --> 01:34:12.479
Um uh some sort of like uh I mean I'm basically a scratching together and like it.
01:34:12.800 --> 01:34:17.439
Uh are you proficient in like uh a sewing kit or something like that?
01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:24.000
I mean you I'm pretty sure you have uh you still have proficiencies and stuff.
01:34:24.399 --> 01:34:28.239
So what would this costuming for the theater collective?
01:34:28.640 --> 01:34:38.239
It would probably be I did do I mean it could be intelligence or dexterity, yeah, and then it would probably be um yeah, yeah.
01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:39.840
You could have it be your performance.
01:34:40.239 --> 01:34:54.560
I would say you know, I Michael definitely did we talk he did do some tech theater for the collective before performing himself, so he's definitely and I did find the official the actual name of it was I put it shoot, where did I put it?
01:34:54.960 --> 01:34:56.399
Oh no, I lost it.
01:34:56.880 --> 01:34:57.920
Oh no.
01:34:58.720 --> 01:35:00.159
Oh no, that's such a bummer.
01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:01.600
Dang it.
01:35:01.760 --> 01:35:02.319
Dang it.
01:35:02.479 --> 01:35:07.439
It's uh the multi-movement physical theater collective.
01:35:07.760 --> 01:35:10.720
That's that's what that was the name.
01:35:12.079 --> 01:35:13.760
I feel like you posted that somewhere.
01:35:13.920 --> 01:35:14.640
What happened to it?
01:35:14.720 --> 01:35:19.199
I did, I don't know what happened to it, but I did post it somewhere.
01:35:19.520 --> 01:35:22.800
Side of hand is what I is what is what feels right, maybe.
01:35:23.039 --> 01:35:23.920
Sure, yeah, yeah.
01:35:24.079 --> 01:35:26.720
No, and if you want to be proficient in it, uh roll with advantage.
01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:28.800
Yeah, no, I'm taking the proficiency bonus.
01:35:28.880 --> 01:35:29.760
I'm doing that right now.
01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:31.039
And with advantage, too?
01:35:31.199 --> 01:35:31.680
My man.
01:35:31.920 --> 01:35:32.319
Hell yeah.
01:35:33.760 --> 01:35:34.159
Yep.
01:35:34.560 --> 01:35:35.119
Savious.
01:35:35.600 --> 01:35:38.399
That's a seven, that's a 19 on the first roll.
01:35:38.720 --> 01:35:39.359
Hell yeah.
01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:53.359
You're able to uh you're able to literally sew up a perfect um disguise, and honestly, um you can give Virgil one too, and Virgil just has to disguise himself to look like the the guy.
01:35:53.439 --> 01:35:58.640
And so Virgil has actual physical clothes that um look like them.
01:35:58.800 --> 01:36:01.439
Um look like the jander suits.
01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:07.600
Uh the only thing is uh, of course, you know, uh Virgil, you you are looking like someone else.
01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:08.079
Yeah.
01:36:08.319 --> 01:36:11.520
Someone else that is in that would be in this line with you.
01:36:11.840 --> 01:36:17.439
So, um, you guys approach this line, you see the guy that you are disguised as Virgil.
01:36:17.600 --> 01:36:19.680
Um what are you guys wanting to do?
01:36:20.720 --> 01:36:22.399
All right, so we we accounted for this.
01:36:22.479 --> 01:36:22.960
We planned for this.
01:36:23.199 --> 01:36:23.840
We did account.
01:36:23.920 --> 01:36:24.800
We planned for this.
01:36:24.880 --> 01:36:28.560
We we we knew this was gonna happen as I frantically look at my character sheet.
01:36:30.239 --> 01:36:31.760
Pardon me, sir.
01:36:32.560 --> 01:36:34.479
Um this is me to the guy.
01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:36.479
Um, I'm an assistant of Mr.
01:36:36.640 --> 01:36:36.880
Bond.
01:36:37.359 --> 01:36:38.239
This is a big work.
01:36:41.119 --> 01:36:43.600
Um Mr.
01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:49.760
Bond wanted me to tell you there's a little bit of vomit in the men's restroom up on his floor.
01:36:50.000 --> 01:36:51.760
He would like you to clean it thoroughly.
01:36:51.920 --> 01:36:55.439
Not even just a first clean, a second clean, a third, and a fourth.
01:36:57.600 --> 01:37:00.000
Okay, I'll be I'll be right up.
01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:02.159
It's a lot of vomit.
01:37:02.720 --> 01:37:05.039
Okay, I'll get the equipment needed.
01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:08.880
More vomit than I have ever seen in my life.
01:37:09.439 --> 01:37:11.520
I will get more equipment, thank you.
01:37:12.079 --> 01:37:13.439
Someone drowned in it.
01:37:15.359 --> 01:37:19.359
I think we need to call the authorities of someone drowned in it.
01:37:20.560 --> 01:37:25.279
You don't have to, because they weren't a real person.
01:37:25.840 --> 01:37:28.399
They barely counted.
01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:32.960
Flashback to the planning session that we had.
01:37:33.279 --> 01:37:35.680
They weren't assimilated yet, were they?
01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:39.600
Don't you know it?
01:37:40.000 --> 01:37:41.600
Uggoes, am I right?
01:37:42.000 --> 01:37:43.680
Oh, get rid of him.
01:37:45.119 --> 01:37:57.760
And he goes and uh you see him do get all the cleaning supplies, mops, and he also has a shovel, oh, a bunch of bags, he brings some Clorox and some chlorine and stuff.
01:37:57.920 --> 01:38:05.279
Um, he has a whole cart worth of uh stuff to deal with, I guess, this throw-up and everything.
01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:14.159
I I I just want to real quick have like a flashback to when we were planning stuff, like the tables there, and I go, okay, Sylvia, you have to make sure that you stay exactly on script.
01:38:14.479 --> 01:38:17.520
Don't don't falter with the alright, we have the lines right here.
01:38:18.399 --> 01:38:18.880
No improv.
01:38:19.359 --> 01:38:20.479
All the scripts.
01:38:20.640 --> 01:38:24.880
Tell him to go clean the bathroom and then don't say anything else.
01:38:25.199 --> 01:38:25.680
Nothing else.
01:38:25.760 --> 01:38:26.479
It's just gonna be that.
01:38:27.119 --> 01:38:27.920
I'm hearing you right.
01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:31.600
You don't want me to come up with a weird reason for him to go in the bathroom.
01:38:31.920 --> 01:38:33.520
We just need him to go to the bathroom.
01:38:33.920 --> 01:38:38.239
Vaguely, bathroom, keep the stakes nice and low.
01:38:38.479 --> 01:38:39.119
Yes.
01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:41.279
You sound like you're gonna.
01:38:41.520 --> 01:38:42.239
Alright, never mind.
01:38:42.319 --> 01:38:44.239
I I trust forward.
01:38:44.479 --> 01:38:51.119
Flashback forward to the guy walking by the uncommon thing I've ever seen.
01:38:54.239 --> 01:38:59.119
Vir Virgil, you and Michael are are in in a closet just peeking out.
01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:01.439
Alright.
01:39:02.319 --> 01:39:08.399
Do I look like a over at them and I just go wink at the closet?
01:39:10.079 --> 01:39:11.439
I'm gonna kill her.
01:39:15.359 --> 01:39:16.319
Alright.
01:39:16.640 --> 01:39:19.279
And so I I go at we go ahead and step out.
01:39:19.520 --> 01:39:20.159
Yeah.
01:39:20.960 --> 01:39:21.600
Alright.
01:39:21.760 --> 01:39:23.199
Uh two janitors.
01:39:23.359 --> 01:39:28.960
Uh well, uh, yeah, you guys uh you guys don't yet have any keys, by the way.
01:39:29.119 --> 01:39:35.600
But uh you guys are um walking around and getting uh doing your janitorial duties.
01:39:35.760 --> 01:39:38.159
Uh Sylvia and McClavin.
01:39:38.239 --> 01:39:55.520
Uh you guys walk in the front door, um and you guys are greeted by uh the oh so lovely um lady that I cannot remember the name of.
01:39:55.600 --> 01:40:01.039
Oh, we'll say it's a different uh uh a new front counter lady.
01:40:01.279 --> 01:40:03.920
No, it was those were the uh the two computers.
01:40:04.000 --> 01:40:04.720
Was it Margaret?
01:40:04.800 --> 01:40:05.439
Was that the name?
01:40:06.000 --> 01:40:06.399
Okay, thank you.
01:40:06.960 --> 01:40:07.199
Yeah.
01:40:07.920 --> 01:40:08.479
Yeah, thank you.
01:40:08.640 --> 01:40:10.000
Wow, I'm terrible with name.
01:40:10.159 --> 01:40:10.640
Oh, there it is.
01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:12.159
There's Margaret! Oh, she's down there.
01:40:12.319 --> 01:40:13.039
Why is she below Bill?
01:40:13.520 --> 01:40:16.880
Oh, Bill Bond was established before Margaret was established.
01:40:17.039 --> 01:40:19.279
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
01:40:19.520 --> 01:40:24.720
Um, you guys are met by Margaret the uh the elderly woman.
01:40:24.800 --> 01:40:29.199
She's like, Oh, your first day here's welcomes.
01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:33.439
Margaret, I was so excited, I just had to start early.
01:40:33.920 --> 01:40:35.840
Oh, of course.
01:40:36.239 --> 01:40:36.560
Mr.
01:40:36.720 --> 01:40:40.319
Bond will appreciate you taking the initiative.
01:40:41.439 --> 01:40:43.119
Yes, and I've got a shadow today.
01:40:43.199 --> 01:40:44.319
Isn't that exciting?
01:40:46.239 --> 01:40:47.439
Wonderful, wonderful.
01:40:47.600 --> 01:40:48.720
I mean, Mr.
01:40:48.880 --> 01:40:55.039
Bond doesn't like um surprises, but well.
01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:58.720
I'll be quiet in the mouse and no one will even notice I'm here.
01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:03.199
He does go through his assistance quite quickly.
01:41:03.439 --> 01:41:06.720
Um they get those strikes very, very fast.
01:41:07.279 --> 01:41:13.920
Um, um, yeah, so might as well great.
01:41:14.159 --> 01:41:15.039
I awesome.
01:41:15.359 --> 01:41:19.600
Remember three strikes and you're out.
01:41:22.239 --> 01:41:23.119
You're gone.
01:41:26.079 --> 01:41:27.039
Thank you, Margaret.
01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:28.479
You don't exist.
01:41:29.119 --> 01:41:31.199
Alright, you know where his office is?
01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:32.800
Do you want me to lead you up there?
01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:34.479
You head up there yourself.
01:41:34.720 --> 01:41:36.399
Oh, Margaret, I think I remember.
01:41:36.560 --> 01:41:37.199
Thank you so much.
01:41:37.279 --> 01:41:37.920
You're a doll.
01:41:38.159 --> 01:41:40.000
Of course, thank you, thank you.
01:41:40.239 --> 01:41:41.119
Of course.
01:41:41.680 --> 01:41:42.800
Head that way?
01:41:42.960 --> 01:41:45.520
Um and you guys begin heading up the stairs.
01:41:45.600 --> 01:41:47.760
What's this what's phase two of the plan?
01:41:48.960 --> 01:41:51.279
Phase two, assimilation.
01:41:54.319 --> 01:41:56.800
Are you asking the whole group or just Sylvia?
01:41:57.119 --> 01:42:00.880
Okay, well, we'll we need to go we need to go get some keys.
01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:06.640
And we know, we know that a different closet has a set of spare keys.
01:42:06.880 --> 01:42:08.319
Problem is it's also locked.
01:42:08.479 --> 01:42:12.319
So we gotta get we have to we gotta figure that out.
01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:13.520
Yeah, we gotta break into it.
01:42:13.920 --> 01:42:16.479
We've been told to ask Bill questions.
01:42:17.680 --> 01:42:25.680
We have to get to Bill Bonds and then ask him questions I'm suspecting without making him suspicious.
01:42:26.000 --> 01:42:28.079
Margaret, I turn around.
01:42:28.319 --> 01:42:28.960
Yeah.
01:42:30.319 --> 01:42:32.960
Margaret, oh my gosh.
01:42:33.119 --> 01:42:35.439
I I am such a klutz.
01:42:35.600 --> 01:42:39.920
You know, you know, I am so scared of getting my first strike on my first day.
01:42:40.159 --> 01:42:41.520
I I agree with you completely.
01:42:41.680 --> 01:42:44.079
I I don't want to start off on a wrong foot.
01:42:46.800 --> 01:42:48.159
No, I don't.
01:42:48.560 --> 01:43:06.079
It occurs to me um that I I noticed uh the other day when I was when I was touring the um the assistance break room up on Bob's floor is completely out of toilet paper.
01:43:09.119 --> 01:43:13.359
Can't can't go to his palace without paper palace.
01:43:14.159 --> 01:43:14.720
Yep.
01:43:14.960 --> 01:43:24.640
And um and I I wondered, could you open that uh closet over there across the atrium from me?
01:43:24.720 --> 01:43:27.439
Because they have the sort of ply that I know Mr.
01:43:27.600 --> 01:43:30.079
Vaughn really enjoys his assistance.
01:43:30.800 --> 01:43:34.960
Yes, I'll I'll get one of the janitors to head over there right away.
01:43:35.359 --> 01:43:47.680
Um uh and uh she hits a button uh and Virgil Michael I mean I don't have the keys.
01:43:47.920 --> 01:43:50.079
That's just the janitors that have access to that.
01:43:50.239 --> 01:43:53.279
I don't I don't really go back there.
01:43:54.159 --> 01:43:55.439
Oh, got it.
01:43:57.760 --> 01:43:59.760
Um she goes to press the button.
01:43:59.920 --> 01:44:04.800
Uh Michael Virgil, you guys uh you guys knew about this button.
01:44:05.119 --> 01:44:05.600
Oh yeah.
01:44:05.840 --> 01:44:06.239
Right.
01:44:07.039 --> 01:44:19.359
And you guys knew to get Margaret off the desk, you guys had to sabotage this little uh uh command call to the janitors.
01:44:19.520 --> 01:44:21.199
How'd you guys sabotage this?
01:44:23.600 --> 01:44:25.119
Michael, do you want to take it away?
01:44:25.279 --> 01:44:26.159
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:27.760
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
01:44:27.920 --> 01:44:36.000
So we we were able to go into a uh uh We know the the Rebellion of the Relian has has like you know a lot of information about these buildings.
01:44:36.319 --> 01:44:37.439
Of course the flashback you guys can do.
01:44:37.520 --> 01:44:38.079
Yeah, and the flashback.
01:44:38.880 --> 01:44:41.520
They're showing us showing us, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:49.439
They're showing us like here is blueprints of City Hall, we can't do anything about it, and we find a connection that we have to break the connection, you know.
01:44:49.840 --> 01:44:52.079
It's something we have to do like after we're already inside.
01:44:52.319 --> 01:44:53.359
So we're already inside the building.
01:44:53.520 --> 01:45:02.399
Next thing we do before uh we get the keys out of that place is to break the connection between the button and like whatever uh uh signal is supposed to go out to.
01:45:02.720 --> 01:45:08.720
So I find where it is in the wall, like like it's in it's in like a utility panel.
01:45:09.680 --> 01:45:10.000
Yep.
01:45:10.239 --> 01:45:14.000
And I find which connection it is and I bite it.
01:45:14.079 --> 01:45:14.399
Okay.
01:45:16.560 --> 01:45:19.119
Michael was was made for this job.
01:45:20.159 --> 01:45:21.439
All right, Michael.
01:45:21.680 --> 01:45:24.800
Um let's just hope that doesn't shock you.
01:45:24.960 --> 01:45:27.760
Uh roll me a constitution save.
01:45:31.359 --> 01:45:36.399
I I guess I could have flipped the breaker first, but you didn't.
01:45:36.640 --> 01:45:38.000
I have an intelligence of ten.
01:45:38.239 --> 01:45:39.359
I gotta bite it.
01:45:39.600 --> 01:45:43.039
Constitution might it's plus two, so let's open prey.
01:45:43.279 --> 01:45:44.319
Constitution save.
01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:46.319
That's a crit fail.
01:45:47.279 --> 01:45:50.000
It hit 19, fell over onto one.
01:45:50.239 --> 01:45:51.840
Oh no my goodness.
01:45:52.000 --> 01:45:54.079
You take nine points of lightning damage.
01:45:54.319 --> 01:46:05.760
Yeah, but you take you you get that uh you but Virgil, you're just over here and you like yeah, he's making a lot of noise.
01:46:06.239 --> 01:46:11.199
I try to pull him off the uh like off the panel, like be real careful with the bike.
01:46:11.680 --> 01:46:13.520
I imagine kick him over.
01:46:13.760 --> 01:46:15.520
Kick him with the boots, kick him over.
01:46:15.760 --> 01:46:20.079
I imagine that we sort of see that out of the corner of our eyes.
01:46:20.239 --> 01:46:22.000
Oh yeah, not making a scene at all.
01:46:23.119 --> 01:46:25.600
Well, no, the uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46:25.680 --> 01:46:27.600
I'd say you'd be able to see it.
01:46:27.680 --> 01:46:31.760
It's it's really in a very far back corner underneath the stairs.
01:46:31.920 --> 01:46:37.680
Um, Virgil, you'll I'll say uh Virgil, you assisting him, you can take half the damage if you want.
01:46:37.840 --> 01:46:39.920
You can take four, and Michael can take five.
01:46:40.079 --> 01:46:40.640
Let's do it.
01:46:40.800 --> 01:46:46.159
Um you're able to pull him off of it, but you guys are able to rip that connection.
01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:50.239
Uh okay, Michael.
01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:54.000
Um and you when you see that, Sylvia, you see the connections gone.
01:46:55.279 --> 01:46:58.880
I say, well, uh Margaret, actually, you know.
01:47:00.319 --> 01:47:01.760
Why are they not coming?
01:47:02.079 --> 01:47:04.159
Oh, Margaret, I'm sure they'll be on their way.
01:47:04.239 --> 01:47:06.319
Uh would you mind actually showing me upstairs?
01:47:06.479 --> 01:47:07.920
I I am a little turned around.
01:47:08.399 --> 01:47:11.279
I mean, I I'll just I'll just go grab one of them.
01:47:11.600 --> 01:47:11.920
That's real.
01:47:12.159 --> 01:47:15.039
I'll get one of them to go take a look at the connections too.
01:47:15.279 --> 01:47:20.960
Um make sure that, you know, Oh Margaret, I'm I'm I'm already running five minutes late.
01:47:21.119 --> 01:47:23.760
Please can you take me upstairs?
01:47:24.479 --> 01:47:26.000
I don't want to strike on my birthday.
01:47:26.319 --> 01:47:28.960
My old bones can't really get me up up the stairs.
01:47:29.039 --> 01:47:46.000
But oh you head upstairs, I'll I'll make sure that one of the janitors go and get that unlocked and get get some of your um paper palace upstairs for your whiz palace and and I don't know what else you were saying, but yeah, I'll go get one of them.
01:47:46.159 --> 01:47:57.600
Um uh uh you see as you guys you guys head upstairs, uh Michael and Virgil, you see as Margaret goes, walks up to a janitor.
01:47:57.840 --> 01:47:59.279
Can you guys go get that?
01:47:59.439 --> 01:48:01.119
Um and then she walks up to you.
01:48:01.279 --> 01:48:08.560
Can you two can you two the my button's not working for calling the people up uh calling janitors?
01:48:08.720 --> 01:48:11.680
Can you can you guys go take a look at it for a minute?
01:48:11.920 --> 01:48:12.800
We're on it.
01:48:14.319 --> 01:48:15.840
Thank you, thank you, of course.
01:48:16.159 --> 01:48:26.560
Um and she turns her back, goes, uh you guys seize the jander heads towards that uh that room um that has that spare key in it.
01:48:26.800 --> 01:48:27.920
So that is locked.
01:48:28.000 --> 01:48:29.920
A jander's walking towards it.
01:48:30.239 --> 01:48:37.199
So I'm gonna I'm gonna walk as I walk towards the button, because clearly that crosses where that door is.
01:48:37.760 --> 01:48:44.560
Um so I'm and I time my steps perfectly so that right as I'm crossing in, he's gonna open that door.
01:48:44.720 --> 01:48:54.000
And then I'm gonna go behind and gonna try to put him in a chokehold and go into that room and try to try to just just knock him out.
01:48:54.159 --> 01:48:56.239
Like give him a good chokehold and knock him out.
01:48:56.640 --> 01:48:57.600
Okay, hell yeah.
01:48:57.680 --> 01:49:01.840
Roll me, uh we'll do a competing uh athletics check.
01:49:02.079 --> 01:49:02.640
Oh boy.
01:49:03.039 --> 01:49:03.920
Really tough.
01:49:04.239 --> 01:49:05.199
Let's see.
01:49:06.000 --> 01:49:07.840
Okay, athletics check, let's see.
01:49:07.920 --> 01:49:11.359
I am proficient in athletics.
01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:13.760
Let's see.
01:49:16.479 --> 01:49:16.560
Okay.
01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:22.720
Okay, I need to roll the screen.
01:49:23.039 --> 01:49:24.079
Suspense is killing me.
01:49:24.319 --> 01:49:25.680
I'm so sorry.
01:49:27.039 --> 01:49:27.840
How's it going?
01:49:28.079 --> 01:49:29.119
How's it gonna work?
01:49:29.600 --> 01:49:31.279
14 14.
01:49:31.520 --> 01:49:34.159
He rolled a natural four for a six.
01:49:34.880 --> 01:49:44.000
So you are successful, you guys both get into that room, you choke him out, get him down, and you guys now have the spare key as well as the keys on this guy.
01:49:44.319 --> 01:49:45.600
We're both armed.
01:49:49.279 --> 01:49:51.520
I'm gonna close the door and lock it.
01:49:52.640 --> 01:49:55.680
And then that way we don't have to worry about him anymore.
01:49:55.920 --> 01:49:56.159
All right.
01:49:56.399 --> 01:49:56.880
Perfect.
01:49:57.199 --> 01:49:59.760
Um, so you guys head uh are in there.
01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:04.319
And Sylvian McClavin, you guys head upstairs.
01:50:04.640 --> 01:50:24.560
And uh you are uh you're you were probably actually roll me both of you guys just a real quick D20 as an eight fourteen fourteen, all right, McClavin.
01:50:24.800 --> 01:50:25.840
What'd you roll?
01:50:26.079 --> 01:50:27.039
Uh eleven.
01:50:27.680 --> 01:50:28.880
Eleven, alright.
01:50:29.119 --> 01:50:32.880
You guys uh two seconds to spare.
01:50:33.119 --> 01:50:36.000
You guys get into Bill Bond's office.
01:50:38.479 --> 01:50:45.600
First strike on the first day, Sylvia, would not have been a great start for you.
01:50:47.039 --> 01:50:47.680
Yes, Mr.
01:50:47.760 --> 01:50:48.000
Bond.
01:50:52.960 --> 01:51:02.800
You see there are four other assistants uh standing there with you, um, and they all are just staring straight forward, very blank faces.
01:51:03.119 --> 01:51:09.199
Um who did you bring with you, Sylvia?
01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:12.800
We have a shadow sent to us from the city.
01:51:12.960 --> 01:51:15.039
This is remind me your name.
01:51:15.359 --> 01:51:16.479
McClavin.
01:51:20.159 --> 01:51:23.760
I just kidding McClavin.
01:51:24.800 --> 01:51:27.279
Uh and McLavin did it.
01:51:27.600 --> 01:51:28.399
McClavin.
01:51:28.800 --> 01:51:31.680
Mick Mick, so your name's Mick.
01:51:32.159 --> 01:51:33.119
McClavin.
01:51:33.359 --> 01:51:34.479
Mick Clavin.
01:51:34.560 --> 01:51:35.760
All right, Mick.
01:51:36.479 --> 01:51:37.920
In line, please.
01:51:38.159 --> 01:51:46.720
And as you uh step forward and get in line, you see just to the other side of Sylvia is uh Jeremy.
01:51:47.439 --> 01:51:52.640
Uh your very average uh human guy.
01:51:54.079 --> 01:52:01.600
Yes, the other it is uh it's a little bit long, a little bit shaggy.
01:52:01.760 --> 01:52:05.199
Um he's got a little clean shaven.
01:52:05.359 --> 01:52:07.840
Um you know, he's not too fit.
01:52:08.079 --> 01:52:10.560
He's not, you know, he's not overweight or anything.
01:52:10.720 --> 01:52:12.960
He's just your average guy.
01:52:17.920 --> 01:52:24.239
But yeah, he's standing there and um Bill Bond's like, alright.
01:52:25.439 --> 01:53:45.600
You all are on your first day and he pushes his hands and he his wide shoulders goes up above all of your guys' heads and uh as the windows behind him uh sets the shadow upon all of you You are here to do my bidding as he does, angling his horns towards all of you and if you step out of line you get a strike One strike you're in trouble two You better not get three Three You're gone For the good Understand Yes, Mr Bond Mr Bond You get me some coffee You here's some paperwork, take it downstairs, make me three hundred copies You uh get me here um He hands uh Jeremy a laptop emails I need emails reply to and I need them all done by noon.
01:53:46.720 --> 01:54:33.119
Sylvia, you and your shadow I have a special task for you Already Stay here the rest of you your tasks will take the whole morning Hurry Um as they all turn around and hurly rush out the door Sylvia going to assist me with my schedule You'll be keeping track of everything, you'll be note-taking, and if a single word is wrong That's a strike, let me guess.
01:54:33.359 --> 01:54:35.600
That's a strike Thank you, yes.
01:54:36.720 --> 01:54:50.079
I've ASM'd before Yes, all right, uh and well uh your assistant or your shadow here, uh Mr.
01:54:50.319 --> 01:54:50.960
Mick.
01:54:51.359 --> 01:54:55.600
Tell me would you like to be an assistant?
01:54:55.760 --> 01:54:57.920
Would you like to be into politics?
01:54:58.960 --> 01:55:03.760
Oh yes, I'm I'm so excited to be here uh assisting.
01:55:04.720 --> 01:55:08.560
Uh um I can't wait to find out what I need to do.
01:55:08.880 --> 01:55:10.800
Tell him about your qualifications.
01:55:11.199 --> 01:55:14.560
I'm I'm I am so qualified.
01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:22.880
Uh, you know, I've I've been I've been into and thinking about politics for as as long as I've heard of their existence.
01:55:23.359 --> 01:55:27.119
Um definitely wasn't earlier today.
01:55:27.840 --> 01:55:31.279
Um really excited to be here.
01:55:31.359 --> 01:55:34.399
Uh I'm very into the kind of work that you do here.
01:55:36.399 --> 01:55:38.319
Which which I'm excited to hear about.
01:55:39.600 --> 01:55:47.520
Yes, I mean we are here uh run a lot of the city's uh well progress.
01:55:48.399 --> 01:55:52.960
That is what we do is we progress.
01:55:54.479 --> 01:55:55.840
Progress from what?
01:55:57.520 --> 01:56:01.840
One would say that progression only comes from a certain starting point.
01:56:02.000 --> 01:56:03.920
What was the city like before you got here, Mr.
01:56:04.079 --> 01:56:04.479
Bond?
01:56:04.560 --> 01:56:06.960
I hear you've done great things for the city.
01:56:07.760 --> 01:56:50.560
This city was merely just a plane nothing No civilization No But we built it into something and soon it will become reality Oh big plans then Yes, yes, our plans are big Yes, I have a uh I have a meeting later today, a very important one that I would of course need you to take extreme detailed note.
01:56:51.199 --> 01:56:52.479
Yes, and who's the meeting list?
01:56:53.439 --> 01:56:54.479
Oh, it is a Mr.
01:56:54.800 --> 01:56:55.680
Rear.
01:56:57.920 --> 01:56:58.479
Uh-huh.
01:57:00.319 --> 01:57:02.159
I uh yes, great.
01:57:02.239 --> 01:57:03.600
I I look forward to the meeting.
01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:23.199
It'll be that yes, we have a merger coming up, and I think we will be very it'll be a very uh a merger between the two uh cities.
01:57:23.760 --> 01:57:26.479
Well we'll get in the details in the meeting, of course.
01:57:26.880 --> 01:57:27.279
I understand.
01:57:27.520 --> 01:57:29.039
I don't want to jump the gun on anything.
01:57:29.439 --> 01:57:31.520
Just wanted to organize my notes better.
01:57:31.840 --> 01:57:32.960
Uh-huh, yes.
01:57:33.199 --> 01:57:39.279
Well, uh for the time being, um yes, uh here's my schedule.
01:57:39.600 --> 01:57:41.279
Uh he gives you a schedule.
01:57:41.680 --> 01:57:45.600
Make sure you're back in my office here on my schedule.
01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:51.520
Uh but for now, make sure the first guy is getting my coffee extra hot.
01:57:51.760 --> 01:57:53.840
If not, you let me know.
01:57:57.439 --> 01:57:57.920
Captain.
01:57:59.359 --> 01:57:59.760
Yes.
01:58:00.000 --> 01:58:00.239
Yes.
01:58:00.800 --> 01:58:01.439
Alright.
01:58:01.760 --> 01:58:04.319
As he does, and say, You're free to go.
01:58:05.039 --> 01:58:08.479
Be back at nine.
01:58:08.880 --> 01:58:13.760
And he uh you see his first thing, his first meetings at nine, and blotty daddy dot.
01:58:14.000 --> 01:58:16.960
Alright, phase two is complete.
01:58:17.199 --> 01:58:18.640
What's phase three?
01:58:19.680 --> 01:58:27.199
I I I wanna say Virgil and I are looking for have we to establish what we're looking for, or we're just also trying to get in there?
01:58:27.279 --> 01:58:32.079
Because I I want to say we're looking for like some kind of a terminal for the mainframe, maybe.
01:58:32.399 --> 01:58:37.760
We're looking for uh because we don't know exactly because the thing is we're in the mainframe.
01:58:37.840 --> 01:58:42.239
But right, we're in the mainframe, but and and we don't know this.
01:58:42.399 --> 01:58:43.680
That's strictly talking to Mr.
01:58:43.760 --> 01:58:47.920
Gruyere, but like maybe we can infer there's some way to interface with the outside world.
01:58:48.000 --> 01:58:50.960
Although maybe we can't because the rebellion doesn't know how to get out.
01:58:51.600 --> 01:58:56.720
Well, we're trying to see if maybe because this is probably the most official building in the entire city.
01:58:56.880 --> 01:59:05.760
And clearly there are factors at play that affect the mainframe with this building, and also there seems to be some interplay.
01:59:05.920 --> 01:59:14.880
So we're trying to find as much info, potentially find uh maybe a secret room, or maybe get some information.
01:59:15.119 --> 01:59:16.640
That's what we're trying to find.
01:59:16.880 --> 01:59:17.119
Yeah.
01:59:18.960 --> 01:59:20.479
Then we can look at the blueprints.
01:59:20.560 --> 01:59:21.439
I okay.
01:59:21.760 --> 01:59:22.800
We looked at the blueprints.
01:59:22.880 --> 01:59:43.760
I want to say we probably are able to investigate and see what rooms seemed out of place, or seemed like there's no structurally there has to be a room here where it looks like it looks like there wasn't one, or maybe there's not a full, but you know where you know what you know, but there are some spots to where you guys that's unknown.
01:59:43.840 --> 01:59:45.920
So you know where you don't need to be looking.
01:59:46.079 --> 01:59:46.159
Yeah.
01:59:46.319 --> 01:59:49.920
So there's some places to where no you guys have keys.
01:59:50.560 --> 02:00:19.920
I feel like there's some suspicious areas based on the floor plans and layouts we've seen where it goes, no, there should be there should be a room right here, or there at least is like an empty space that uh one of you guys roll me either like some sort of like investigation or um let's see uh uh and anyone can really roll this uh because we're back this is a flashback to the investigation of the uh blueprints.
02:00:20.239 --> 02:00:20.880
Uh okay.
02:00:21.039 --> 02:00:23.760
I I I'm not particularly good at investigation.
02:00:23.840 --> 02:00:31.359
If anyone I can make myself uh uh proficient in it, I still have some proficiencies that are on assigned for for my many skills.
02:00:33.760 --> 02:00:35.279
I am just yeah.
02:00:35.600 --> 02:00:37.680
Uh no, I'm looking at it right now.
02:00:37.840 --> 02:00:38.720
I really should have.
02:00:38.880 --> 02:00:39.840
Or well, no.
02:00:40.000 --> 02:00:40.479
Hmm.
02:00:41.119 --> 02:00:44.000
Because I've got athletics and insight, that's what I have.
02:00:44.239 --> 02:00:44.960
Oh, okay.
02:00:45.039 --> 02:00:46.720
So you want investigation, or what else?
02:00:46.800 --> 02:00:47.840
What are the options you're gonna do?
02:00:48.079 --> 02:00:50.319
Like like really investigation is probably the best.
02:00:50.560 --> 02:00:54.000
Probably I'll give us that plus two.
02:00:54.560 --> 02:00:55.119
There we go.
02:00:55.279 --> 02:01:02.000
And you can get advantageous since you guys are all looking at these uh plans together in the our planning phase.
02:01:02.239 --> 02:01:04.000
Because nothing is improvised here, guys.
02:01:04.239 --> 02:01:06.880
No, this is all going according to the plan.
02:01:08.239 --> 02:01:10.640
And Sylvia is definitely staying on script.
02:01:10.880 --> 02:01:13.520
Yes, everything, she's behaving herself.
02:01:13.760 --> 02:01:15.840
Um I rolled a nine.
02:01:16.399 --> 02:01:17.199
That was a four.
02:01:17.279 --> 02:01:18.800
I rolled a really bad roll.
02:01:18.880 --> 02:01:22.239
That I I'm just not I'm not with advantage?
02:01:22.399 --> 02:01:23.279
Oh, wait, advantage.
02:01:23.359 --> 02:01:29.359
You're still with advantage because with advantage, with advantage, it's actually it's actually a five.
02:01:31.920 --> 02:01:34.239
So yes, I rolled a four-too.
02:01:35.199 --> 02:01:39.840
Oh okay, so we wanted to roll those fours.
02:01:40.159 --> 02:01:41.119
Yes, all of course.
02:01:43.680 --> 02:01:49.439
Yeah, you guys, of course, I I mean, you guys are able to cross out everything.
02:01:49.680 --> 02:01:59.039
Um but the main thing is like you guys don't know there's something that's on the floors beneath Bill Bond's office.
02:02:00.640 --> 02:02:02.159
They're unknown.
02:02:03.039 --> 02:02:03.520
All right.
02:02:03.680 --> 02:02:07.840
There are a few other places, of course, that are, you know, near back the like utilities.
02:02:07.920 --> 02:02:14.880
There's one, there's some rooms that are next to the cafeteria, maybe mechanical and stuff like that.
02:02:15.039 --> 02:02:22.960
But uh the one underneath Bill Bond's room is the one that you guys kind of uh uh uh initially are like, this is the first place we need to look.
02:02:23.359 --> 02:02:24.720
That makes that make so much sense.
02:02:24.880 --> 02:02:26.720
Like, of course, it's gonna be close to him.
02:02:26.800 --> 02:02:28.000
He's the guy that's in charge.
02:02:28.159 --> 02:02:28.640
But it's weird.
02:02:29.039 --> 02:02:33.439
Why would he want to go far away to do whatever he's doing, being in charge of the mainframe?
02:02:33.680 --> 02:02:34.800
It'd be right next to him.
02:02:35.039 --> 02:02:38.720
But what's weird is that it's this floor layout doesn't make any sense.
02:02:38.800 --> 02:02:44.000
I mean, it's almost like this room is in between the first and second floor if it existed.
02:02:45.119 --> 02:02:46.479
How does that work?
02:02:47.039 --> 02:02:50.479
I mean, we're inside the mainframe.
02:02:50.560 --> 02:02:51.600
I'm not too concerned, I guess.
02:02:52.079 --> 02:02:52.640
I mean, I guess you're right.
02:02:52.720 --> 02:02:53.840
I guess we'll figure it out when we get it.
02:02:54.000 --> 02:02:55.199
Object permanence.
02:02:56.800 --> 02:03:05.279
May not this is why phase two is called mainframe, main lame.
02:03:06.159 --> 02:03:07.279
Am I right?
02:03:08.159 --> 02:03:08.720
Yes.
02:03:10.319 --> 02:03:18.880
Alright, so you guys are going uh to the room underneath the uh underneath Bill Bond's office.
02:03:19.039 --> 02:03:21.600
Um you guys go and the room is locked.
02:03:21.760 --> 02:03:23.359
You guys check your guys' keys.
02:03:23.600 --> 02:03:24.479
I got the key.
02:03:24.640 --> 02:03:29.199
Um and it unlocks.
02:03:29.840 --> 02:03:30.159
Oh.
02:03:30.720 --> 02:03:31.520
Excellent.
02:03:31.840 --> 02:03:35.680
As you guys step in, the room is dark.
02:03:35.840 --> 02:03:37.760
There's no windows in this room.
02:03:38.079 --> 02:03:39.439
Uh crap.
02:03:40.000 --> 02:03:46.239
Uh who has dark vision, a light.
02:03:46.479 --> 02:03:50.079
Um my god, I have so many ways to make light.
02:03:50.560 --> 02:03:52.560
You are in the wrong room, my guy.
02:03:55.119 --> 02:03:56.720
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:56.800 --> 02:03:59.920
I I'd like I I I can't I have a little like torch with me.
02:04:00.000 --> 02:04:00.159
Sure.
02:04:00.960 --> 02:04:03.680
I mean like electric torch, not not you know, a little bit.
02:04:03.840 --> 02:04:04.399
You know what you mean.
02:04:04.560 --> 02:04:05.600
This is all according to plan.
02:04:06.159 --> 02:04:06.399
Yeah.
02:04:06.560 --> 02:04:06.880
Yep.
02:04:07.039 --> 02:04:07.439
Yeah.
02:04:08.000 --> 02:04:16.079
I'd say uh yeah, I mean, surprisingly, you guys do have uh you guys do of course have your uh what are they data slabs.
02:04:16.239 --> 02:04:16.720
Oh, okay.
02:04:16.800 --> 02:04:18.399
My flashlight, my data slabs, yeah.
02:04:19.279 --> 02:04:28.239
But your guys you guys have like any you guys only have uh able to use like the tools here.
02:04:30.159 --> 02:04:43.760
Like you're able to use your flashlight in the calculator and stuff like that, but um any other stuff you try to use it to like call or or access the mainframe, it just fizzes out.
02:04:44.159 --> 02:04:46.560
Um I mean that doesn't bother me none.
02:04:46.640 --> 02:04:49.920
Mine's an older data slab, it's like more like a flip phone kind of deal.
02:04:50.159 --> 02:04:53.680
Since I found out we're in the mainframe, it's been living on it's been living on airplane mode.
02:04:53.760 --> 02:04:56.479
I haven't turned it off that since I found out we're in the mainframe.
02:04:56.560 --> 02:04:58.880
Like it I am I do not like that.
02:04:59.600 --> 02:05:08.640
Uh you turn on your flashlight uh and uh you guys uh see as the light shines up.
02:05:12.239 --> 02:05:13.279
Storage.
02:05:14.640 --> 02:05:14.960
Oh.
02:05:15.520 --> 02:05:23.359
Well I mean desks, chairs, tables, filing cabinets, uh all piled up in the corners.
02:05:24.319 --> 02:05:26.800
Well, this doesn't feel very nefarious.
02:05:27.359 --> 02:05:33.520
I mean hiding in plain sight, maybe it's somewhere in here, and I want to look through everything.
02:05:34.079 --> 02:05:34.880
I everything.
02:05:34.960 --> 02:05:37.279
I guess I I don't know.
02:05:40.399 --> 02:05:41.680
It's all piled up.
02:05:42.239 --> 02:05:43.199
Investigation.
02:05:43.520 --> 02:05:43.840
Yeah.
02:05:44.079 --> 02:05:49.760
I can let's let's see investigation checks uh in this room.
02:05:50.000 --> 02:05:51.119
I'll uh let's see.
02:05:51.199 --> 02:05:52.800
They're they're both for me.
02:05:53.439 --> 02:05:56.640
I can investigate, but they're both plus two for me.
02:05:58.079 --> 02:06:00.319
That's a 17 for perception.
02:06:00.880 --> 02:06:02.319
Yeah, I can roll a 19 now.
02:06:02.399 --> 02:06:04.239
Now that I'm investigating, I can roll a 19.
02:06:04.800 --> 02:06:04.960
Yeah.
02:06:05.119 --> 02:06:08.079
Uh you got you guys are in here.
02:06:08.239 --> 02:06:16.159
You have like you have another jander poke in because you guys are making up so you guys are throwing sh like you're like, there has to be something here.
02:06:16.399 --> 02:06:17.279
I knew it.
02:06:17.520 --> 02:06:19.760
We planned for this, something is here.
02:06:20.000 --> 02:06:23.680
Uh as another jander, is everything okay?
02:06:25.039 --> 02:06:27.760
Yep, just uh uh I mean sorry.
02:06:28.079 --> 02:06:31.039
Yes, um, spring cleaning.
02:06:33.359 --> 02:06:33.680
Okay.
02:06:35.760 --> 02:06:38.960
And he just closes the door, leaves and closes the door.
02:06:39.199 --> 02:06:40.079
Perfect.
02:06:40.399 --> 02:06:41.840
That was not according to plan.
02:06:42.159 --> 02:06:43.840
The door opens back to your wage.
02:06:44.239 --> 02:06:46.720
Um, do you need assistance?
02:06:48.479 --> 02:06:50.640
I turn to look at Michael.
02:06:52.960 --> 02:06:54.640
I turn and look back.
02:06:54.880 --> 02:06:56.239
Oh shh.
02:06:56.640 --> 02:06:58.159
Actually, actually, go come over here.
02:06:58.239 --> 02:07:00.159
We actually I have a question I want to ask you.
02:07:00.399 --> 02:07:01.439
Come in here.
02:07:01.920 --> 02:07:02.880
Come in here.
02:07:04.239 --> 02:07:08.880
Closes the door in this uh shorter human comes up to you.
02:07:09.840 --> 02:07:10.479
Yes.
02:07:11.600 --> 02:07:13.359
Do you think and I and I appointed this?
02:07:13.439 --> 02:07:20.960
Do you do you think this do you think this is more of like a maroon, or is it more of like uh uh like a purple of a red?
02:07:21.039 --> 02:07:22.239
I'll put out like one of the chairs.
02:07:22.319 --> 02:07:24.000
Like, what do you what do you think it is?
02:07:25.119 --> 02:07:26.399
I think it's brown.
02:07:26.560 --> 02:07:27.359
Does he step in front?
02:07:27.680 --> 02:07:33.520
The idea is that when he steps in front of me to get a closer look at it as I go behind him and try and choke him out.
02:07:35.520 --> 02:07:38.560
He says, I think it's brown, and he kind of steps forward.
02:07:38.800 --> 02:07:41.279
Roll me, roll me like god damn it.
02:07:41.520 --> 02:07:43.119
Athletic chick with advantage.
02:07:43.359 --> 02:07:44.159
Oh my god.
02:07:44.319 --> 02:07:44.560
Okay.
02:07:45.920 --> 02:07:49.439
I'm I'm plus three, so yeah, roll with advantage.
02:07:49.680 --> 02:07:53.279
Okay, well they gotta have advantage because that's a that was a seven.
02:07:53.520 --> 02:07:55.520
Okay, yeah, now this is a 15.
02:07:56.000 --> 02:07:56.399
15.
02:07:56.479 --> 02:07:59.680
You're able to knock a second janitor out.
02:08:00.000 --> 02:08:10.319
Um, and as you do that, um, you notice that this janitor here, you look at his keychain and he's got an extra key on it.
02:08:10.880 --> 02:08:11.760
Perfect.
02:08:12.000 --> 02:08:13.760
I we're swapping out keychains.
02:08:13.840 --> 02:08:16.720
I'm getting his new key upgrading.
02:08:17.119 --> 02:08:29.359
He's got this, he's got this uh this special key that looks um you guys can can just kind of see that there's some sort of like magical energy emanating off of this key.
02:08:30.800 --> 02:08:31.119
Okay.
02:08:32.079 --> 02:08:34.640
Is it do I feel like it's magnetized?
02:08:34.720 --> 02:08:38.479
I feel like it would feel like oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:08:38.560 --> 02:08:40.880
I can do I could do an arcana check.
02:08:41.199 --> 02:08:41.760
Yes.
02:08:42.079 --> 02:08:42.399
Okay.
02:08:43.279 --> 02:08:45.199
Maybe would that do the trick?
02:08:45.359 --> 02:08:46.079
Oh no, never mind.
02:08:46.159 --> 02:08:49.439
I'm not proficient in arcana or have any bonuses to arcana.
02:08:49.520 --> 02:08:50.720
Why would I do that?
02:08:52.079 --> 02:08:53.039
Never mind.
02:08:53.600 --> 02:09:06.159
Yeah, I mean, you guys have this key, um, and uh after uh after a second you hold this key, you put it on, you are Michael, you actually become attuned to this key.
02:09:06.479 --> 02:09:08.079
Alright, that's really cool.
02:09:08.319 --> 02:09:22.560
And as it does, uh you hear uh you either you can just sense it basically like uploading the information into your mind of where this key goes.
02:09:22.800 --> 02:09:27.600
Um and it's one of those other rooms.
02:09:27.680 --> 02:09:44.000
There is a there was a room that was next to the cafeteria that looked like it went into uh a freezer that was written off on your your deal, but the key is telling you that's where it goes to.
02:09:44.479 --> 02:09:45.680
Michael, are you okay?
02:09:45.760 --> 02:09:47.840
You're uh you're staring off into space.
02:09:48.159 --> 02:09:50.159
Virgil know we're going next.
02:09:50.720 --> 02:09:51.439
Follow me.
02:09:51.920 --> 02:09:52.239
All right.
02:09:52.399 --> 02:09:57.520
You both have said you both have basically said, Phineas, I know what we're doing today.
02:10:02.880 --> 02:10:09.199
All right, uh back to Sylvian McClavin's phase three.
02:10:09.439 --> 02:10:13.279
Uh you guys were given a little bit of time.
02:10:13.520 --> 02:10:19.119
Um, you have to go check on the guy with uh getting the coffee, making sure it's extra hot.
02:10:19.680 --> 02:10:25.600
Um, and then of course, you guys know that Jeremy was sent to do emails.
02:10:26.880 --> 02:10:28.720
Um Mick.
02:10:28.960 --> 02:10:29.920
Mick Darling.
02:10:30.079 --> 02:10:32.000
Yes, the Biden conquer.
02:10:32.800 --> 02:10:34.239
Are you gonna go chat with Jeremy?
02:10:34.479 --> 02:10:35.760
I'll take her the coffee.
02:10:36.159 --> 02:10:37.760
I will go chat with Jeremy.
02:10:38.000 --> 02:10:38.479
Great.
02:10:39.680 --> 02:10:41.199
Talk a little mushroom.
02:10:41.439 --> 02:10:41.760
Great.
02:10:41.920 --> 02:10:48.560
I'm gonna see see if you can try to bring out the real Jeremy any way possible, okay?
02:10:48.960 --> 02:10:49.600
Yes.
02:10:49.840 --> 02:10:55.600
If there's one thing that being here has taught me, it's that they're in there, deep, deep down.
02:10:55.920 --> 02:10:58.000
Now we gotta go scald a boy with coffee.
02:10:58.159 --> 02:10:58.640
Sorry.
02:11:01.680 --> 02:11:02.239
All right.
02:11:02.880 --> 02:11:17.039
So uh Mick, you head uh head into the assistant break room, and you can see Jeremy sitting very upright, which is very he has an average posture.
02:11:17.119 --> 02:11:21.119
He doesn't really he doesn't ever sit straight upright.
02:11:21.279 --> 02:11:32.239
Um, he's usually slouching a little bit in his chair, but he's sitting extremely upright, and he is just typing away uh at this on this laptop.
02:11:32.319 --> 02:11:35.680
Um having to use the the little pad for a mouse.
02:11:35.840 --> 02:11:46.000
He doesn't have uh an actual mouse here, so he's he's like going and clicking on things with the little pad and going back to typing and stuff.
02:11:47.119 --> 02:11:48.000
Um sure.
02:11:48.399 --> 02:11:52.319
So Jeremy buddy, what you doing?
02:11:53.840 --> 02:11:54.960
Oh, hello.
02:11:55.520 --> 02:11:59.760
You're the new shadow to the new
02:12:01.359 --> 02:12:04.880
Yep, I'm just trying to see what everybody does around here.
02:12:06.319 --> 02:12:06.800
Uh-huh.
02:12:07.039 --> 02:12:13.279
I am replying to emails as Bill Bond instructed as he continues to type away.
02:12:13.680 --> 02:12:17.760
Do you remember what you were doing like yesterday?
02:12:22.319 --> 02:12:23.920
Waiting for my shift.
02:12:24.560 --> 02:12:26.720
Waiting to start this new opportunity.
02:12:27.199 --> 02:12:28.560
Grand opportunity.
02:12:28.960 --> 02:12:31.279
Anything anything before that?
02:12:34.159 --> 02:12:34.479
No.
02:12:36.399 --> 02:12:36.720
No.
02:12:37.039 --> 02:12:42.399
No, I was just uh just waiting for an opportunity.
02:12:42.640 --> 02:12:45.439
You an opportunity to progress.
02:12:46.640 --> 02:12:53.039
You don't remember me, you know, a three and a half inch, adorable three and a half inch mushroom named Charles.
02:12:54.479 --> 02:12:57.039
Uh roll me a um.
02:12:59.119 --> 02:13:01.760
Roll me a persuasion check.
02:13:02.159 --> 02:13:03.520
Or religion check.
02:13:03.760 --> 02:13:04.560
Either one.
02:13:04.960 --> 02:13:06.960
I've got a plus four religion.
02:13:07.199 --> 02:13:07.680
Ooh.
02:13:08.239 --> 02:13:08.560
Okay.
02:13:09.680 --> 02:13:12.319
So does that mean I roll you 20 and then add four to it?
02:13:12.640 --> 02:13:13.439
Correct.
02:13:13.760 --> 02:13:14.640
Alright.
02:13:18.079 --> 02:13:19.119
Oof, six.
02:13:19.279 --> 02:13:20.000
So f ten?
02:13:20.960 --> 02:13:21.279
Ten.
02:13:21.840 --> 02:13:22.159
Okay.
02:13:25.760 --> 02:13:27.039
Never heard of it.
02:13:27.600 --> 02:13:32.319
He says as he doesn't look up from his uh his laptop.
02:13:34.800 --> 02:13:42.399
Um do I have any spell guidance.
02:13:52.560 --> 02:13:54.800
Guidance is a good spell.
02:13:56.880 --> 02:14:07.520
It could be I would say it could be one that would I would say you'd be able to use for um if you're trying to get him to remember and stuff.
02:14:07.760 --> 02:14:10.159
Yeah, okay, because sorry, that's what I was look looking over that.
02:14:10.239 --> 02:14:15.920
That looks like the most Yeah, a lot of light and curing wounds.
02:14:17.279 --> 02:14:17.920
Light guys.
02:14:18.159 --> 02:14:18.319
Yeah.
02:14:18.560 --> 02:14:18.800
All right.
02:14:19.039 --> 02:14:22.399
No one's all all about lightness and healing.
02:14:23.680 --> 02:14:24.239
All right.
02:14:25.119 --> 02:14:39.279
Um, so uh so yeah, can I cast a guidance on him to try to uh get him um get him to get in touch with himself?
02:14:39.600 --> 02:14:40.479
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:40.640 --> 02:14:43.199
Uh so you touch him on the shoulder.
02:14:43.279 --> 02:14:45.039
Uh what do you say to him?
02:14:48.319 --> 02:14:50.159
These are the droids you're looking for?
02:14:50.319 --> 02:14:50.960
No, sorry.
02:14:51.199 --> 02:14:56.319
Um uh I say, no, but uh similar trick.
02:14:56.399 --> 02:15:05.600
I say uh I say uh you remember Charles, the three and a half foot, uh three and a half inch adorable mushroom.
02:15:08.239 --> 02:15:11.359
Alright, and he gets a D4 added to it.
02:15:12.560 --> 02:15:16.479
Sorry, so I just I I need to roll a 20 and add four.
02:15:16.800 --> 02:15:23.520
Uh no, no, it's uh it's giving him uh it gives him a bonus to his roles.
02:15:24.159 --> 02:15:27.520
You're trying to get him to remember it, casting guidance on him.
02:15:27.680 --> 02:15:28.479
You give him a d4.
02:15:28.640 --> 02:15:32.720
He actually rolled a four on it and he rolled an eighteen.
02:15:32.960 --> 02:15:33.279
Oh.
02:15:33.680 --> 02:15:38.800
Uh which with him, he would have a similar check to you.
02:15:39.279 --> 02:15:42.560
So that would be a twenty-six.
02:15:44.880 --> 02:15:49.119
As you do that, and you say, You don't remember Charles?
02:15:50.479 --> 02:15:53.039
Charles the three and a half inch mushroom.
02:15:55.359 --> 02:15:59.119
He's like his fingers stop for a second.
02:16:04.800 --> 02:16:05.840
Great Charles.
02:16:06.239 --> 02:16:06.880
Yes.
02:16:07.359 --> 02:16:13.920
Oh, oh McLavin! What where are we?
02:16:14.079 --> 02:16:16.560
What hey there, bud! Great question.
02:16:16.720 --> 02:16:17.199
What's happening?
02:16:17.600 --> 02:16:19.439
Question that deserves answering.
02:16:19.920 --> 02:16:21.119
What's happening?
02:16:21.359 --> 02:16:24.640
Why am I doing I hate emails?
02:16:25.600 --> 02:16:36.319
We are in some kind of mainframe, um, and we we are still sorting out the details, but I'm so glad that you remembered.
02:16:37.200 --> 02:16:38.399
And we got you back.
02:16:40.959 --> 02:16:42.319
Oh, what is that?
02:16:42.399 --> 02:16:44.879
Why do I have such a terrible headache?
02:16:45.920 --> 02:16:46.239
Oh.
02:16:46.959 --> 02:16:58.079
Uh and as uh as this happens, um Sil you hear Sylvia like going past Sylvia.
02:16:58.319 --> 02:17:05.760
You are are are walking back with the uh the the guy that was getting him his piping hot cup of coffee.
02:17:05.840 --> 02:17:09.360
You're walking past the the assistant's break room.
02:17:09.520 --> 02:17:16.559
Um what it what is it you're doing uh with the to the assistant or with the assistant?
02:17:19.680 --> 02:17:33.280
I I am like I think heel to like directly behind him, like almost like barking at him, going, going, and remember, if it doesn't give you a second degree burn, it's not hot enough.
02:17:37.120 --> 02:17:42.959
He pulls his finger out of the coffee and it What would you rather burn or strike?
02:17:43.760 --> 02:17:45.600
Burn a burn strike.
02:17:45.680 --> 02:17:50.159
Now go bring it to his office right now until let me hear another scream from you again.
02:17:50.479 --> 02:18:07.920
When away as he he uh quickly patterns away as uh you walk into the the break room as uh uh Jeremy's holding his head uh as uh him and McClavin are talking.
02:18:08.479 --> 02:18:12.959
We've made contact, but he's got a bit of a headache now.
02:18:14.319 --> 02:18:19.360
Oh what's my goodness uh what oh this doesn't feel like a normal headache.
02:18:19.600 --> 02:18:20.479
What's going on?
02:18:20.639 --> 02:18:21.280
Where are we?
02:18:21.600 --> 02:18:23.840
Maybe detaching to the frame.
02:18:24.159 --> 02:18:25.600
I'm still I'm Sylvia.
02:18:25.680 --> 02:18:27.120
Um I'm a friend.
02:18:27.280 --> 02:18:30.879
Um not you! Who is that?
02:18:31.040 --> 02:18:34.000
And he looks like he's looking up and to the left.
02:18:35.520 --> 02:18:35.840
Oh.
02:18:36.399 --> 02:18:39.600
I sort of glanced my eyes up there, but there's nobody there.
02:18:41.040 --> 02:18:42.319
You guys see nothing.
02:18:42.479 --> 02:18:46.399
It looks like he's like looking up and who's with you.
02:18:46.559 --> 02:18:47.600
Who do you see?
02:18:47.840 --> 02:18:50.479
Uh I I see nothing.
02:18:50.559 --> 02:18:52.479
I see everything.
02:18:53.200 --> 02:19:02.959
I there's oh there's people people getting pulled in.
02:19:04.799 --> 02:19:09.440
Um I'm gonna have him roll another ability check with that guidance up.
02:19:11.440 --> 02:19:13.280
Um hell yeah.
02:19:13.600 --> 02:19:16.559
He gets a uh twenty.
02:19:17.200 --> 02:19:22.799
Um as he's able to Jeremy's able to hold control uh right now.
02:19:23.520 --> 02:19:25.600
Um but Jeremy's great.
02:19:25.920 --> 02:19:29.840
He's uh he's still he's still in a lot of pain.
02:19:32.319 --> 02:19:34.159
The walls they're closing.
02:19:34.399 --> 02:19:35.600
The walls are closing.
02:19:36.239 --> 02:19:42.399
The walls people assimilate it.
02:19:42.639 --> 02:19:43.600
Assimilate it.
02:19:43.760 --> 02:19:46.479
It's it's coming.
02:19:49.200 --> 02:19:50.799
One orange orc.
02:19:53.760 --> 02:19:54.719
He's there.
02:19:57.360 --> 02:19:59.200
So much money.
02:20:01.360 --> 02:20:06.639
Uh let me roll another check for Jeremy.
02:20:06.879 --> 02:20:07.440
It's a Mr.
02:20:07.520 --> 02:20:08.639
Grurier for sure.
02:20:08.799 --> 02:20:10.639
Yeah, six.
02:20:11.200 --> 02:20:12.399
Did you say orange orc?
02:20:12.479 --> 02:20:13.280
I heard that right, right?
02:20:13.440 --> 02:20:14.319
Yeah, orange orc.
02:20:14.479 --> 02:20:16.159
Yeah, that's it's like the Mr.
02:20:16.319 --> 02:20:19.520
Velveeta of orcs.
02:20:21.200 --> 02:20:26.319
Uh and as this happens, Jeremy falls limp face down on the keyboard.
02:20:26.639 --> 02:20:27.840
Oh dang.
02:20:28.079 --> 02:20:28.719
Oh my god.
02:20:29.520 --> 02:20:30.079
Jeremy.
02:20:30.559 --> 02:20:31.520
Is he alive?
02:20:31.680 --> 02:20:34.239
And I check, is he alive?
02:20:36.079 --> 02:20:38.319
Uh it feels like he has a pulse.
02:20:38.479 --> 02:20:38.799
Okay.
02:20:40.879 --> 02:20:52.399
And you feel it quicken and almost go to a hum as Jeremy sits upright.
02:20:56.000 --> 02:20:58.000
And he looks to both of you.
02:21:01.120 --> 02:21:02.079
What are you doing?
02:21:04.479 --> 02:21:11.360
Uh we were just checking your emails making sure they're in order for Mr.
02:21:11.600 --> 02:21:12.079
Bond.
02:21:14.799 --> 02:21:25.040
Why are you digging because it's a child of females.
02:21:33.120 --> 02:21:34.639
We all know what you're doing.
02:21:42.959 --> 02:21:44.239
Stop you from doing what?
02:22:04.079 --> 02:22:05.440
That's where you're wrong.
02:22:07.360 --> 02:22:08.479
We'll stop you.
02:22:09.280 --> 02:22:10.479
We'll find a way.
02:22:15.600 --> 02:22:18.879
You will join us too, brother, looking at you, McClavin.
02:22:20.319 --> 02:22:24.239
Well, you know, you seem to be having such a good time with the emails.
02:22:24.479 --> 02:22:33.040
Uh, I will I I I wouldn't want to take work from you, uh, seeing how uh you're doing such a good job with it.
02:22:33.680 --> 02:22:36.159
We have a very important 9 a.m.
02:22:36.319 --> 02:22:37.360
meeting to get to.
02:22:37.520 --> 02:22:39.280
Should we do a time check?
02:22:40.319 --> 02:22:45.280
Yes, it looks like it's getting to be that time.
02:22:47.280 --> 02:22:48.959
Charles will wither.
02:22:50.639 --> 02:22:51.840
When we come.
02:22:54.959 --> 02:22:56.879
Listen, don't bring Charles into this.
02:22:57.360 --> 02:23:02.399
Turns clicking on the emails.
02:23:02.639 --> 02:23:04.399
Goes back to the emails.
02:23:06.399 --> 02:23:08.799
I thought for sure he was gonna glitch it.
02:23:10.959 --> 02:23:12.000
Oh, that was crazy.
02:23:12.319 --> 02:23:16.799
I I I'm gonna grab McLaven and yoink him out of the room.
02:23:17.120 --> 02:23:19.360
Uh I will be easily yoinkable.
02:23:23.920 --> 02:23:25.440
What the hell was that?
02:23:26.479 --> 02:23:28.319
I don't I I I don't know.
02:23:28.479 --> 02:23:31.280
He was there for a second and then absolutely not there.
02:23:32.319 --> 02:23:40.159
It it's like lodge dislodging him from the mainframe absolutely destroyed his entire personality, that it almost killed him.
02:23:40.879 --> 02:23:42.959
Almost not able to put together sentences.
02:23:43.280 --> 02:23:45.280
But more people are getting pulled in.
02:23:45.360 --> 02:23:47.920
Uh we should get to this meeting.
02:23:54.399 --> 02:23:58.719
Uh you guys head back uh to this uh this meeting.
02:23:58.799 --> 02:24:00.079
This isn't the meeting with Mr.
02:24:00.239 --> 02:24:06.079
Cruyere, but um uh it is uh it's a meeting.
02:24:06.239 --> 02:24:07.760
You go in, take notes.
02:24:07.920 --> 02:24:13.120
Uh Virgil and Michael, you guys head in towards the cafeteria.
02:24:14.079 --> 02:24:19.520
Um some of the cooks looks like they're all chopping in unison.
02:24:22.239 --> 02:24:22.879
Oh god.
02:24:23.520 --> 02:24:25.520
I mean that could also just be regular kitchen.
02:24:25.600 --> 02:24:30.879
That's all uh like that's swiping the stuff in the bowls.
02:24:31.040 --> 02:24:34.639
Uh yeah, just a really heavy rhythm in here.
02:24:34.799 --> 02:24:40.799
Everyone's stepping in unison, stepping in rhythm, and being in a kitchen, it all echoes a lot.
02:24:41.200 --> 02:24:43.440
It's very good acoustics in here.
02:24:43.840 --> 02:24:45.680
Yeah, all the tile, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:45.920 --> 02:24:46.799
It's very food safe.
02:24:46.959 --> 02:24:48.239
The stainless steel, yeah.
02:24:48.479 --> 02:24:48.879
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:50.000 --> 02:24:52.159
Everything stainless steel, tile floor.
02:24:52.399 --> 02:24:53.840
Uh it's pristine.
02:24:54.000 --> 02:24:55.120
A pristine kitchen.
02:24:55.360 --> 02:24:56.399
Ah, that's beautiful.
02:24:56.639 --> 02:25:00.959
You like you would think people would drop like food on the ground or something.
02:25:01.120 --> 02:25:02.000
No, it does not happen.
02:25:02.079 --> 02:25:05.280
There's just so much strike, buddy.
02:25:05.520 --> 02:25:10.719
Sorry, you're you're you're in my restaurant GM Fantasy right now talking about it's the cleanest kitchen.
02:25:13.600 --> 02:25:18.239
Uh so you guys head towards uh the freezer.
02:25:18.799 --> 02:25:19.120
Yeah.
02:25:19.280 --> 02:25:20.559
Um it's locked, right?
02:25:20.799 --> 02:25:21.360
I go to it.
02:25:22.079 --> 02:25:22.639
Yeah, well.
02:25:25.360 --> 02:25:27.040
Yeah, you you seize the key.
02:25:27.120 --> 02:25:29.440
Uh this is where the key is directing you to.
02:25:29.680 --> 02:25:30.959
Hey, check this out.
02:25:31.280 --> 02:25:32.639
I gotta unlock it.
02:25:32.959 --> 02:25:34.159
Check this out.
02:25:35.920 --> 02:25:38.319
Um Michael, that's a free oh.
02:25:40.159 --> 02:25:53.280
As uh as you guys go in, you uh you open it, and it looks like you just see like the the cold steam just kind of yeah.
02:25:53.520 --> 02:26:01.840
The cold cloud pretty much just covering the in you can't see inside of there, but this cold steam just kind of starts flowing out.
02:26:02.079 --> 02:26:05.680
Um and you can't see inside of this refrigerator.
02:26:06.399 --> 02:26:07.600
This well in fridge.
02:26:07.840 --> 02:26:08.959
Yeah, I'm gonna go inside.
02:26:09.120 --> 02:26:13.120
Like I can't I can't tell what's out what's going on from out here.
02:26:13.920 --> 02:26:15.040
Are you sure that's sick?
02:26:15.120 --> 02:26:15.760
Oh, all right.
02:26:16.000 --> 02:26:20.639
It's okay, it's now or we're we're assimilated, so I guess you're right.
02:26:20.879 --> 02:26:22.639
I follow behind Michael.
02:26:22.879 --> 02:26:36.000
Uh you guys step in and uh you guys see a large empty space.
02:26:36.319 --> 02:26:44.319
Um white floors, gray ceiling.
02:26:45.760 --> 02:26:51.360
Michael, what what is it what is on your mind when you step in?
02:26:53.440 --> 02:26:58.000
Is that I want to try to find a way out without losing who I am.
02:26:58.239 --> 02:27:00.239
I'm scared of being assimilated.
02:27:01.040 --> 02:27:18.959
As you step in, you step into a lush forest, beautiful bushes, the trees reaching up, shading you from the harsh sun above.
02:27:19.200 --> 02:27:31.920
You can hear uh mechanical birds tweeting uh and uh see a few uh skittering clockwork uh rabbits running past.
02:27:36.239 --> 02:27:45.840
Virgil, what is it you're thinking of when you're walking into the clouds?
02:27:48.879 --> 02:27:50.479
Into the freezer, sorry.
02:27:52.319 --> 02:27:59.200
I'm just thinking I'm going I could die.
02:28:00.000 --> 02:28:06.639
This could be the end if we're not careful, we could lose everything we care about.
02:28:07.040 --> 02:28:13.440
As you walk in, you hear marching, darkness, you see nothing.
02:28:15.840 --> 02:28:25.440
You hear marching, you hear the rhythm, and you uh can feel what is the energy inside of you?
02:28:25.600 --> 02:28:29.280
What is it that what is it that you pull your power from?
02:28:30.159 --> 02:28:33.040
Um the power that I pull from.
02:28:41.520 --> 02:28:44.559
It's funnily enough, it's my own rhythm.
02:28:46.559 --> 02:28:57.280
You feel as your own rhythm, which you can you feel you know your rhythm, and you feel it off.
02:28:57.760 --> 02:29:08.959
And this is slowly, slowly gets pulled into this, into this marching, this rhythm.
02:29:09.200 --> 02:29:16.000
Your rhythm is very fluid, very, very smooth, very um, very your own.
02:29:16.159 --> 02:29:28.319
Uh and and there's no I wouldn't say there's probably a set too much of a set pattern to your own rhythm, but you feel as it's slowly getting pulled, and as you do, you you feel it jolting.
02:29:28.559 --> 02:29:30.399
You feel it jolt again.
02:29:31.360 --> 02:29:38.479
Michael, you you begin to kind of hear this rhythm as well in the forest.
02:29:39.440 --> 02:29:42.639
But Virgil, what it what is it you're you're thinking here?
02:29:44.000 --> 02:29:49.760
What do you do as your rhythm's getting pulled?
02:29:53.360 --> 02:29:55.040
This rhythm is not your own.
02:29:55.200 --> 02:30:01.040
It's it won't be you once it sinks up.
02:30:16.639 --> 02:30:18.000
Can you hear me, Chase?
02:30:20.559 --> 02:30:20.959
Hello?
02:30:21.280 --> 02:30:22.479
Oh can anyone hear me?
02:30:23.360 --> 02:30:23.680
I can hear you.
02:30:23.920 --> 02:30:24.319
I can hear you.
02:30:25.280 --> 02:30:26.159
Okay, gotcha.
02:30:26.399 --> 02:30:29.120
Making sure, make sure Chase was hearing me.
02:30:30.079 --> 02:30:32.559
Yeah, I was I lost, I lost you for a second.
02:30:32.799 --> 02:30:33.120
Okay.
02:30:33.520 --> 02:30:43.280
Um the rhythm you hear you heal you you hear it, you feel it getting pulled away from you.
02:30:43.520 --> 02:30:46.959
And this rhythm that's becoming, it's it's not you.
02:30:47.440 --> 02:30:49.440
What what are you doing?
02:30:52.239 --> 02:30:52.559
No.
02:30:53.600 --> 02:31:01.760
No! No! I try to I try to pull myself away, like in like my internal emotions like pull pull my rhythm away.
02:31:02.079 --> 02:31:02.399
Okay.
02:31:02.799 --> 02:31:07.200
Uh uh and uh are you are you trying to like flee?
02:31:07.280 --> 02:31:09.520
Are you trying to like just defend yourself?
02:31:09.600 --> 02:31:17.680
What you're trying to like hold I'm trying to push forward and strengthen my rhythm.
02:31:18.079 --> 02:31:19.040
Okay, hell yeah.
02:31:19.200 --> 02:31:23.760
I'll say you use one of your uh we'll we'll call your key points your rhythm points.
02:31:24.319 --> 02:31:36.799
Um and uh we'll say use one of your rhythm points uh and uh you use your step of the wind feature as you kind of like push through and you're pushing your rhythm through.
02:31:36.959 --> 02:31:38.559
You push it through.
02:31:38.799 --> 02:31:51.920
Um and uh as you do uh roll me a quick um roll me a quick wisdom check, and then we'll go uh I'll get what that role is here in a second.
02:31:52.159 --> 02:31:56.000
Um Michael, you're s saying this blush force.
02:31:56.079 --> 02:31:57.520
What what is it you do?
02:31:58.000 --> 02:31:59.920
I mean I feel relieved first.
02:32:00.399 --> 02:32:09.280
I I I because this maybe I found the way out, and this is just a weird I mean we we we spawned in in like a uh a weird pond.
02:32:09.360 --> 02:32:15.280
Maybe you spawn out in in a bunch of wilderness, but but I I heard some rhythm you said, right?
02:32:16.079 --> 02:32:18.639
Okay, well then I then that can't be right.
02:32:18.719 --> 02:32:19.520
That's not the real world.
02:32:19.760 --> 02:32:22.479
Real world doesn't have a rhythm out of nowhere like this.
02:32:22.639 --> 02:32:24.719
That's not okay.
02:32:24.959 --> 02:32:26.799
What if I hear a direction it's coming from?
02:32:26.879 --> 02:32:28.239
Or is it just all around me, also?
02:32:28.719 --> 02:32:30.559
You you hear it all around you.
02:32:30.879 --> 02:32:32.079
It's very faint.
02:32:32.479 --> 02:32:33.280
Nah, I hate that.
02:32:33.520 --> 02:32:34.159
Hate that so much.
02:32:34.239 --> 02:32:34.799
Nope, nope.
02:32:34.879 --> 02:32:36.079
I'm gonna turn around.
02:32:36.399 --> 02:32:39.040
If I turn around, I don't see the door anymore.
02:32:39.120 --> 02:32:40.399
I'm just in the clearing.
02:32:40.559 --> 02:32:43.200
Uh you don't see the door anymore, no.
02:32:44.319 --> 02:32:46.000
You're just in this clearing.
02:32:46.719 --> 02:32:49.200
I'll still try to walk toward where the door was.
02:32:49.680 --> 02:32:49.840
Okay.
02:32:50.319 --> 02:32:50.799
All right.
02:32:50.959 --> 02:33:03.200
Uh as you walk forward towards the door, um you hear uh you hear a voice.
02:33:06.399 --> 02:33:07.840
You hear Arnold's voice.
02:33:08.079 --> 02:33:08.959
Oh man.
02:33:11.840 --> 02:33:12.799
Michael?
02:33:13.200 --> 02:33:14.159
Michael!
02:33:15.200 --> 02:33:17.920
Yo I bye bye Michael, where are you?
02:33:18.319 --> 02:33:21.280
Tim Panam Twitch, I'm like, yo, Arnold, I yo.
02:33:24.000 --> 02:33:28.239
Michael, um, are you are you are you out here?
02:33:29.680 --> 02:33:32.319
I'm trying to get out here.
02:33:32.959 --> 02:33:34.239
Where are you?
02:33:35.360 --> 02:33:41.600
Um I mean I'm out in the forest with you, man.
02:33:41.680 --> 02:33:43.040
We're we're hunting.
02:33:45.120 --> 02:33:47.200
No we're hiking, you know.
02:33:48.399 --> 02:33:50.000
We're just hiking.
02:33:50.559 --> 02:33:51.200
Yeah.
02:33:52.559 --> 02:33:53.600
Do you hear that?
02:33:55.200 --> 02:33:57.120
I don't hear anything.
02:33:57.600 --> 02:33:58.479
Come on.
02:34:00.159 --> 02:34:03.920
Come Come over here, I wanna show you something.
02:34:09.440 --> 02:34:12.079
I can't I wanna show you something.
02:34:14.000 --> 02:34:16.079
I wanna show you something.
02:34:17.120 --> 02:34:18.799
I wanna show you something.
02:34:19.040 --> 02:34:20.319
I can't follow you.
02:34:20.639 --> 02:34:22.799
I wanna show you something.
02:34:23.600 --> 02:34:24.559
You're not going to.
02:34:24.719 --> 02:34:25.440
I won't let you.
02:34:25.840 --> 02:34:26.479
Michael.
02:34:26.799 --> 02:34:29.040
I want to show you something.
02:34:31.040 --> 02:34:32.799
It's beautiful.
02:34:33.280 --> 02:34:34.799
It's the future.
02:34:36.079 --> 02:34:38.079
I'ma walk over to him.
02:34:39.360 --> 02:34:40.239
You walk over.
02:34:40.399 --> 02:34:41.280
You don't see Arnold.
02:34:41.360 --> 02:34:41.600
You just see.
02:34:42.000 --> 02:34:42.559
Oh, I don't see him.
02:34:42.639 --> 02:34:42.959
I just hear.
02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:43.760
Okay, gotcha.
02:34:43.840 --> 02:34:44.399
Thought I heard him.
02:34:44.479 --> 02:34:44.959
No, okay, no.
02:34:45.040 --> 02:34:46.239
I'm not gonna walk toward him then.
02:34:46.319 --> 02:34:48.159
I'm not if I hear a direction on that.
02:34:48.319 --> 02:34:50.319
Sorry, I thought he was an apparition in front of me.
02:34:50.399 --> 02:34:55.760
No, if he's not like physically there, I'm trying to get the fuck away from that.
02:34:56.079 --> 02:34:56.399
Okay.
02:34:56.719 --> 02:35:09.200
You you continue walking back and you hear this and you hear Arnold's voice get distorted as you um you step backwards, and uh as you do, you trip and you're back in the kitchen.
02:35:09.520 --> 02:35:13.040
Um Virgil, you're pushing forward.
02:35:13.200 --> 02:35:15.120
Uh as you do, you're pushing your rhythm.
02:35:15.200 --> 02:35:16.239
You're push, you push.
02:35:16.399 --> 02:35:17.280
Uh, what was that?
02:35:17.360 --> 02:35:19.680
Uh what was your wisdom check that you made?
02:35:20.000 --> 02:35:22.000
It was a nice crisp five.
02:35:24.159 --> 02:35:31.120
As you push forward, the rhythm is uh well actually uh since you used a a rhythm point roll with advantage real quick.
02:35:31.360 --> 02:35:32.959
Okay, well, thank God.
02:35:35.760 --> 02:35:38.079
That's a nice crisp 13.
02:35:38.559 --> 02:35:40.159
Oh, I thought you were about to say three.
02:35:42.239 --> 02:35:50.559
Uh you push forward and push forward, and your your rhythm is staying, you know, staying rhythmic.
02:35:50.639 --> 02:36:40.000
It's almost like hearing um uh hear your you can just feel your inner orchestra kind of pushing you forward, pushing you forward, pushing you forward as uh as you continue pushing um and you see something off in the distance you see You see the skew the sliding doors But as you see it you hear Typhus' voice behind you uh Virgil Typhus Virgil, hey, uh what are you doing out here?
02:36:40.399 --> 02:36:42.399
Typhus, what are you doing here?
02:36:42.719 --> 02:36:44.559
You turn around, you just see the blackness.
02:36:44.959 --> 02:36:45.920
Typhus, where are you?
02:36:46.000 --> 02:36:46.959
I can't see anything.
02:36:47.280 --> 02:36:48.799
I'm right here, dude.
02:36:49.200 --> 02:36:52.319
Oh how did you get here?
02:36:52.399 --> 02:36:54.879
It's it's been it's been f it's been so long.
02:36:54.959 --> 02:36:57.760
It's you've been here the whole time, man.
02:36:58.559 --> 02:37:00.000
We're all connected.
02:37:01.040 --> 02:37:03.120
What do you mean, Typhus?
02:37:03.360 --> 02:37:04.879
We're all connected.
02:37:08.319 --> 02:37:10.959
We just have one more thing we have to do.
02:37:11.520 --> 02:37:28.079
And we'll all be one as you get pulled uh and on top of you, uh Michael Virgil uh falls back out of the fridge as the door closes.
02:37:30.319 --> 02:37:31.280
On top of me?
02:37:31.520 --> 02:37:31.920
Mm-hmm.
02:37:32.319 --> 02:37:33.040
Ouch.
02:37:34.479 --> 02:37:35.360
He's big.
02:37:35.760 --> 02:37:38.959
Yeah, I just I and I'm also like I look like an orc right now.
02:37:39.120 --> 02:37:39.520
Yeah.
02:37:41.600 --> 02:37:43.040
What the fuck was that?
02:37:43.280 --> 02:37:45.680
Okay, so that wasn't the answer, clearly.
02:37:46.000 --> 02:37:48.719
McClavin Sylvia.
02:37:49.360 --> 02:37:52.000
After this meeting, what is it you guys do?
02:37:53.360 --> 02:37:54.239
Bitch about the meeting.
02:37:55.200 --> 02:37:57.920
Yeah, how much time do we have until the next very important meeting?
02:37:58.239 --> 02:38:09.520
I am so if I hear one more person say Q3, I swear to God, I am gonna stick a bullet so far up my nose that it hits my brain and I don't know, maybe hurts something.
02:38:09.680 --> 02:38:10.319
I don't know.
02:38:10.639 --> 02:38:14.000
Uh you guys have probably uh you guys have another hour.
02:38:14.159 --> 02:38:15.760
Um that one lasted a little bit.
02:38:15.920 --> 02:38:20.079
That was a nice uh that was a it was a it was a light two-hour meeting.
02:38:20.479 --> 02:38:24.399
Um you guys you guys have an hour until his lunch meeting.
02:38:25.280 --> 02:38:25.600
Okay.
02:38:25.920 --> 02:38:27.360
That was a light meeting.
02:38:27.840 --> 02:38:28.799
Serious.
02:38:29.360 --> 02:38:34.719
Well, uh maybe it's worth checking out with these other assistants, seeing what they know.
02:38:35.680 --> 02:38:36.959
We could do that.
02:38:37.920 --> 02:38:51.520
Um, I just think well, I they kept uh I feel like we've been told to get information out of Bill, and you know, Bill uh Bill seems like a dangerous place to get information from.
02:38:51.840 --> 02:38:52.319
Yeah.
02:38:52.559 --> 02:38:56.719
We tried to tell everyone that Bill was scary as fuck, but then no one seemed to believe us.
02:38:58.319 --> 02:39:05.920
Well, we're not maybe he needs um preparation for his lunch meeting.
02:39:07.040 --> 02:39:08.319
Like lubricant?
02:39:09.600 --> 02:39:10.399
Sorry.
02:39:10.959 --> 02:39:13.680
Of sorts of sorts, yeah.
02:39:16.639 --> 02:39:20.799
Do you know uh do we know where Bill is in the building at this point?
02:39:21.360 --> 02:39:23.360
Uh he's uh still in his office.
02:39:23.520 --> 02:39:25.120
You guys just stepped out of his office.
02:39:25.440 --> 02:39:25.840
Cool.
02:39:26.000 --> 02:39:28.399
I'm gonna start heading that way.
02:39:29.280 --> 02:39:29.920
Nice.
02:39:30.479 --> 02:39:34.479
Um, you head in as uh you guys see.
02:39:34.879 --> 02:39:40.639
Um you head back inside as Bill is uh sitting at his desk.
02:39:40.719 --> 02:39:45.520
It looks like he's already um he's already got his breakfast or his lunch here.
02:39:45.760 --> 02:39:54.319
Um he said that he was gonna eat before the big lunch meeting because if you're having a lunch meeting, the you're not really there to eat, you're there to meet.
02:39:54.559 --> 02:40:12.239
Um as uh he's having a whole grilled fish right there on the plate in front of him as he uh as he goes down there as he sticks his fork into it and just bites like the lower jaw of uh of this this big old fish.
02:40:12.319 --> 02:40:14.000
It's like the size of a tuna.
02:40:15.120 --> 02:40:20.079
Omega B! Omega three, three, three.
02:40:22.399 --> 02:40:23.840
Crunch, crunch.
02:40:24.319 --> 02:40:27.680
Dylan, do you need anything to wash that down with, buddy?
02:40:31.680 --> 02:40:34.719
Coffee boy hasn't come back yet.
02:40:35.360 --> 02:40:37.120
I'm actually upset about this.
02:40:37.200 --> 02:40:41.520
I Well, he came back earlier, but I need my lunch coffee.
02:40:42.319 --> 02:40:43.040
Jesus.
02:40:43.200 --> 02:40:44.799
I I lean out of the door.
02:40:45.040 --> 02:40:47.200
He's almost to have his strike too.
02:40:48.000 --> 02:40:49.600
And we won't let that happen.
02:40:49.760 --> 02:40:53.120
I lean out of the door and I yell, Coffee Boy!
02:40:55.040 --> 02:41:02.639
He's you hear him uh just down the hallway as he screams, making sure the coffee is scalding hot.
02:41:02.719 --> 02:41:05.760
Um worry, boss, he is right on his way.
02:41:10.239 --> 02:41:15.360
What are your thoughts on uh Q3, Sylvia?
02:41:16.000 --> 02:41:16.959
Boss is gonna be honest.
02:41:18.879 --> 02:41:20.239
Really glad that you asked.
02:41:20.399 --> 02:41:29.120
You know, the one thing that I just kept thinking throughout that meeting was we're gonna make it, but just barely, which has me wondering how can we better prevent this in the future.
02:41:30.079 --> 02:41:30.719
Agreed.
02:41:30.959 --> 02:41:33.440
Yes and Mick, what are your thoughts?
02:41:33.600 --> 02:41:38.799
How do you think we can better uh improve and make sure this doesn't happen in the future?
02:41:39.920 --> 02:41:42.799
Uh synergy.
02:41:44.159 --> 02:41:45.120
Synergy.
02:41:45.680 --> 02:41:50.639
Really make sure all the parts are working together towards one goal.
02:41:51.840 --> 02:41:53.040
One goal.
02:41:53.760 --> 02:41:55.120
I like where your head is.
02:41:55.360 --> 02:41:55.840
Synergy.
02:41:56.239 --> 02:41:57.520
A unified goal.
02:41:57.840 --> 02:42:01.040
Synchronized single goal.
02:42:01.840 --> 02:42:06.959
Boss, do you mind if I ask you a question in regards to uh your philosophy here?
02:42:08.399 --> 02:42:10.559
Uh fire away.
02:42:11.440 --> 02:42:20.799
Well, I guess I'm just curious as to your previous experience as someone who aspires to the heights that that you have ascended to.
02:42:21.280 --> 02:42:24.879
What got you interested in this kind of work?
02:42:25.040 --> 02:42:26.399
You asked Mick earlier.
02:42:26.479 --> 02:42:29.040
I just we I'm afraid we didn't ask you.
02:42:29.280 --> 02:42:32.959
What made you realize that synergy is oh so important?
02:42:34.879 --> 02:42:39.520
Is there a way I can touch him with guidance too before uh before he answers?
02:42:40.639 --> 02:42:43.920
Um you want to try to touch him?
02:42:44.159 --> 02:42:47.440
Ah if I'm if I'm close enough.
02:42:48.319 --> 02:42:54.639
You guys are on the opposite side of the desk, and the desk is like a good it's like a five-foot-tall desk.
02:42:55.040 --> 02:42:56.159
It is a big desk.
02:42:56.559 --> 02:42:57.680
Big, big, big desk.
02:42:58.319 --> 02:43:00.879
Big desk, big desk, big boss, big desk, man.
02:43:01.120 --> 02:43:02.239
Big boss, big desk.
02:43:02.479 --> 02:43:03.360
Big shoulders.
02:43:03.600 --> 02:43:04.639
Big sh big shoulders.
02:43:06.479 --> 02:43:07.120
Yeah.
02:43:08.559 --> 02:43:15.600
Um do you you want to try to give him guidance?
02:43:16.159 --> 02:43:16.799
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:43:17.200 --> 02:43:22.639
I I'm I'm really curious what's like what's under the crack.
02:43:23.600 --> 02:43:30.319
Roll me roll me a religion roll me a wisdom save.
02:43:32.000 --> 02:43:38.879
Is that a sorry that's a d20 with your uh plus your wisdom and it should be your proficiency as well.
02:43:39.200 --> 02:43:40.799
Wisdom plus four.
02:43:41.040 --> 02:43:41.440
Yep.
02:43:41.600 --> 02:43:43.600
Oh, insight wisdom plus four.
02:43:43.760 --> 02:43:48.719
Okay, so I just need to roll a roll a d20 and then um add four.
02:43:49.040 --> 02:43:49.920
Correct.
02:43:53.200 --> 02:43:53.840
18.
02:43:54.479 --> 02:43:56.559
18 is four is 22.
02:43:57.040 --> 02:44:07.840
As you go uh to uh go around and um place gent a gentle hand upon his broad, broad shoulder.
02:44:08.079 --> 02:44:11.440
Yeah, gentle hand upon his broad shoulders.
02:44:11.760 --> 02:44:20.719
Um he you can it was an 18 you rolled.
02:44:20.879 --> 02:44:23.360
Well, I rolled the 18 and then got a plus four.
02:44:23.520 --> 02:44:25.760
Oh plus four, okay, so it was a twenty-two.
02:44:25.920 --> 02:44:26.799
Yeah nice.
02:44:26.959 --> 02:44:40.799
Uh as you uh touch his shoulder, um uh you see hell.
02:44:43.920 --> 02:44:54.959
Oh uh Sylvia, you see as he touches his shoulder, you see uh McClavin kind of like almost seize up for a second as he's as he's kind of looking up.
02:44:55.760 --> 02:45:55.760
Where I come from Law is the greatest the most important thing in the realm Heels Laws and if they're broken I get a soul so coming here getting this opportunity to perhaps increase my domain It is a beautiful, beautiful thing You know devils and as he stands up, uh McLavin, you uh he still likes seizing there his hand were where uh uh the shoulder used to be um just kind of seizing there.
02:45:57.520 --> 02:46:04.719
You know devils they are very untrustworthy creatures.
02:46:05.040 --> 02:46:08.559
We don't like working together.
02:46:08.879 --> 02:46:16.399
But a lot of my kind don't understand that's how things get done.
02:46:17.280 --> 02:46:49.280
Um and uh you McClavin, you you pop out of this uh as you feel like you descended through hell uh uh mentally and you come back into your mind and you saw um from what you could pull from it, you you saw uh Bill Bond's past.
02:46:50.479 --> 02:46:53.040
Um as the literal devil.
02:46:53.760 --> 02:46:56.879
And you saw a literal devil, yes.
02:46:57.040 --> 02:46:57.840
A literal devil.
02:46:58.079 --> 02:47:28.159
Um and you saw uh something and you learned something that no devil ever wants a mortal to learn as you come to Sylvia and McLavin, you guys see as Bill Bond is standing there staring down at you?
02:47:41.200 --> 02:47:42.159
You are mine.
02:47:44.559 --> 02:47:58.559
Uh as he does, uh McClavin, you see as he points a finger at you, as this uh little orb comes out of his finger, touches you in the chest.
02:47:58.879 --> 02:48:00.399
What do you want to do?
02:48:02.239 --> 02:48:04.319
Or roll me a quick wisdom save.
02:48:04.639 --> 02:48:05.440
Oh god.
02:48:05.760 --> 02:48:06.879
Uh yeah.
02:48:08.079 --> 02:48:10.959
So this is rolling a d20 and add before.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What do I want to do?
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Wanna run away?
02:48:16.159 --> 02:48:18.319
Or roll me a charisma save, actually.
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Oh, charisma save.
02:48:20.479 --> 02:48:20.639
Yeah.
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That's a D still d20 and it's plus six.
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Okay.
02:48:26.479 --> 02:48:29.840
Oh, I got a five five and my six will boost it up to eleven.
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You see as um as he reaches out to you, you can feel this orb touch you.
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You can say one sentence before he takes control of you.
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What do you say to Sylvia?
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What is it that you learned?
02:49:04.079 --> 02:49:08.079
Sorry, you're not telling me I'm telling you what I learned Yeah.
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Tell Sylvia yeah, what did you learn?
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Um God, this is a good pension.
02:49:21.600 --> 02:49:37.360
Um, the devil doesn't want me to know.
02:49:39.040 --> 02:49:44.879
Um I can give I can give you one thing and then you can improvise it from there.
02:49:45.120 --> 02:49:46.879
Okay, yeah, I could use the thing.
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Name.
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Name.
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His n his name?
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True name.
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What's his true name?
02:49:57.360 --> 02:50:00.879
I know the dough I know this, I know Bill Bond's true name.
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So I think it would be important that the only thing I have to say before this orb gets me is his name.
02:50:07.520 --> 02:50:09.280
I should say it out loud.
02:50:10.079 --> 02:50:17.280
Uh and his name is uh his true name.
02:50:18.399 --> 02:50:22.559
Guys, I I wasn't very good at the naming convention when we started this.
02:50:22.799 --> 02:50:23.520
Don't worry, dude.
02:50:23.600 --> 02:50:28.559
I I have three Charles and one of them's Charles C, so whatever you want.
02:50:28.879 --> 02:50:29.840
I'll say whatever you want.
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Say whatever you want, dude.
02:50:32.559 --> 02:50:34.479
Yep, just embrace it.
02:50:40.479 --> 02:50:42.719
Uh uh.
02:50:50.799 --> 02:50:52.159
Suspense is killing me.
02:50:52.319 --> 02:50:52.559
Oh yeah.
02:50:52.959 --> 02:50:53.840
So sorry guys.
02:50:54.159 --> 02:50:56.399
My head has gone completely blank.
02:50:56.639 --> 02:50:59.920
Uh clearly I've just been fried and sent through hell.
02:51:00.239 --> 02:51:02.959
You've been yeah, you've been fried, sent through hell.
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You can see this orb coming to you slow motion.
02:51:07.440 --> 02:51:13.120
His real name is Chester or Bumblebottom.
02:51:13.520 --> 02:51:13.840
Oh.
02:51:17.600 --> 02:51:20.879
Which I think we can all understand why he doesn't want us to know.
02:51:21.120 --> 02:51:21.840
Absolutely.
02:51:22.079 --> 02:51:22.319
Yep.
02:51:26.079 --> 02:51:33.760
So uh you say the devil's true name, Chester R.
02:51:33.920 --> 02:51:50.319
Bumblebottom, and as you do, uh right before the orb hits your chest, um, Sylvia, you see as uh McClavin flies, like his head flies back for a second.
02:51:52.319 --> 02:52:11.360
As uh as Bill Bond uh starts no uh he looks like he kind of falls to his knees uh and uh uh like kind of begins to like the the room begins to burn.
02:52:11.600 --> 02:52:18.399
The whole room begins to burn as he seems to uh uh be in immense pain right now.
02:52:18.719 --> 02:52:28.719
Um Chester as uh McClavin looks at you, Sylvia.
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And he says, he says, I think Q4 will have a thirty percent increase in production.
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And that's Roland.
02:52:49.360 --> 02:52:49.920
Oh my god.
02:52:50.879 --> 02:52:55.040
McClavin's been assimilated, he's right.
02:53:00.159 --> 02:53:03.520
We know he's been assimilated because he's doing proper math.
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He's still here.
02:53:06.479 --> 02:53:08.879
McClavin would never do proper math.
02:53:10.079 --> 02:53:12.399
Aw man, unfortunate, unfortunate.
02:53:12.559 --> 02:53:22.959
Alright, well, thank you everyone for uh coming to uh the final clay, what yeah, how can we what can we what are you working on?
02:53:23.040 --> 02:53:23.840
What's like what's something?
02:53:25.280 --> 02:53:25.920
What are you doing?
02:53:26.000 --> 02:53:26.639
You're an artist.
02:53:26.719 --> 02:53:28.159
Like, tell us about it.
02:53:28.479 --> 02:53:35.760
Well, um, I mean, I'm uh I I just finished doing some uh team film camps through the Batteries Public Library.
02:53:35.920 --> 02:53:48.959
Um that's what I'm doing, and so I'm editing those, and uh they're gonna be shown at the Goodwood Public Library on July 21nd.
02:53:50.479 --> 02:53:53.520
You know, I should have it together.
02:53:54.799 --> 02:53:56.239
How about July 30th?
02:53:56.399 --> 02:53:57.280
July 30th.
02:53:58.000 --> 02:54:05.840
Um, and then um I I'm a puppet, I'm a puppet guy, so uh please always always watch, you know.
02:54:05.920 --> 02:54:12.159
You can go watch Ziggy's Arts Adventure on YouTube, which is uh uh arts education series we did with LPB.
02:54:12.879 --> 02:54:17.200
Um uh and that's on YouTube, just search Ziggy's Arts Adventure.
02:54:17.440 --> 02:54:18.399
Nice, awesome.
02:54:18.559 --> 02:54:19.760
Well, yeah, yeah, awesome.
02:54:19.840 --> 02:54:20.319
Hell yeah.
02:54:20.399 --> 02:54:29.200
I think we could probably uh maybe get that uh put into the description of this uh this live stream here, the link to your Ziggy's Art Adventure.
02:54:29.280 --> 02:54:32.959
Um awful fun.
02:54:35.360 --> 02:54:36.479
So great to have you, man.
02:54:36.559 --> 02:54:37.920
That was that was a lot of fun.
02:54:38.639 --> 02:54:40.079
We died on our side quest.
02:54:41.040 --> 02:54:43.440
No, I mean you're still there.
02:54:43.600 --> 02:54:46.559
I'm I'm sorry, I died on our side quest.
02:54:47.040 --> 02:54:48.399
You're somewhere in there.
02:54:49.280 --> 02:54:52.239
Deep in there, somewhere in there, deep, maybe.
02:54:52.399 --> 02:54:57.520
I don't know, maybe it wasn't it wasn't a regular assimilation, so who knows?
02:54:57.680 --> 02:55:04.159
Um yeah, looks like uh yeah, looks like Tim's uh Tim's getting your uh Ziggy's art fist in the description here.
02:55:04.319 --> 02:55:06.479
So yeah, yeah, cool, awesome.
02:55:06.639 --> 02:55:12.399
Uh yeah, so we will uh I think if no one's got anything else, I think we'll sign off there.
02:55:12.959 --> 02:55:16.000
Um but yeah, yeah.
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Thank you guys, everyone, for coming and watching and everyone listening on Spotify or whatever else that you're using to listen to podcasts.
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