Weed Walker

Miles finds out his elderly mother has trouble at the casino, while Bob thinks he hits a skunk.
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Ready, Freddy, here I come. Ready, Freddy, here I come. I forget what it was for. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. You were, like, really sitting there, nice and quiet, waiting to say that, weren't you? I was, yes. At least. Wait, wait, wait. I'll take one, one. could you leave me? So if i can ever get the miles to move on this idea, we just created two albums worth of songs that we are going to uh sing poorly yeah oh really i was going to try to get the music too, just for fun. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll sing poorly for everyone. um Just for fun. I will. Okay. Yeah. If I can never get him to sit down and actually do it. We did the easy work of coming up with the song.Like, you got to memorize the lyrics? Yeah. Or should we do it just karaoke style and just bet them out? Yeah. Let's just make it up. Make up words. I touched myself. Yeah. Oh, we didn't even include that one. I know. All right. Go back and redo the list. Yeah. You got to put that on the list, man. Come on. We'll have to have a debate about it, so. I think you say that every goddamn day, man. You're like, hey, Miles, you know what I just did? What? I touched myself. I honestly do. I honestly do. I honestly do. It's almost unavoidable, you know. I can't help myself. All right, you know, yeah, okay. When I think about me. Yeah. Touch my own self. Yeah, my butt yeah I got I got Gary Coleman syndrome. Yeah, you're the king of all, man. You're the king of all myself oh my goodness. This weather is getting me down man this what this uh cold cold cold weatherYeah. You drive me a little nutty. I don't know what's going on there. Don't like it. Okay. First, last week he said about work. Now the weather. I mean, what's next with this guy? Oh, I'm grumpy. Maybe if I took a car dealership errand boy's advice, I would have a happier life. A happy ending. Well, I don't know about that, but So I happen to be in, well, I was in Decatur over last week at one point. Not to brag. No, not to brag, not to, you know, I've been to Prague, I've been to Zurich, and I've been to Decatur. Yeah. Yeah, I was in Decatur, and when my wife, we were driving, and we were driving along out in the country because I took a slight detour to some old, you know, old stomping grounds. And I'm like, man, it smells like a skunk. Did we hit a skunk? Like bad. Like it really smelled like we hit it or something. And she's like, we didn't hit anything. And I'm like, I mean, I was driving. Are we sure? I'm sure I didn't clip a skunk.And, uh, and so we we're going down this country road. I mean, it just got smelling worse and worse. And then i'm like, well, maybe that, because we were behind this guy who was in a truck for a well-known car dealer indicator. I'm like, maybe that guy, uh, well, the bob brady guy is actually the bob brady's name of the place. Bob Brady guy hit a skunk because it really smells real skunky. Bob Brady. Come on down to Bob. And she's like, yeah, I guess it's probably a Bob Brady. Let's see if he turns off because we were coming up near Bob Brady. Yeah. And we'll see if it smells better. And so we get up. Well, then he doesn't turn into Bob Brady and he's still in front of us. I'm like, well, he's not turning off. I'm like, I mean, he's going like the same direction we are.And so then we finally get to the point where he gets ready to turn, like the stop sign and everything. This dude is firing up. Like the whole cab is filled with smoke. He's just smoking pot like nobody's business. In the Bob Brady parts truck or whatever. I don't know where the hell he was going. He passed Bob Brady. He went past it. I mean, this guy was, I mean, it was like he was hotboxing himself. It was like a diamond bullet. And I'm like, wow. Wow, wow, wow. I'm like, this guy's really getting away with it. He drove right by the place. The whole cab is filled with smoke. Yeah, Cheech and Chong movie or something. Yeah, exactly. Hey, man. I was, I was, I wondered if maybe he didn't even notice. I was, uh, it was so weird. I'm like, and then he turns off and of course, boom, that was, he's got like this incredible amount of skunk weed going on in the, uh, Bob Brady Dodge parts delivery. No one will notice. Yeah. No, no one's going to notice. They're going to notice and talk about this. They're going to know.but i couldn't believe it i was like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm so hilarious. I'm like this guy, he's really good. I mean, I wonder if he's like bob Brady, the fourth or something yeah right you know maybe it's like bob brady yeah it was but hey i gotta this car prices are getting me down, man. I gotta go for a ride. This price is too high. Yeah, prices are too high. They can't get any higher. Watch this. It's all legal. Yeah. So, yeah, Bob Brady was smoking. I mean, he had to have more than a joint. It had to be like a bong or something because this was a lot of smoke. I mean, it was incredible amount of smoke. Oh, my God. This is definitely a Cheech and Chong movie. I couldn't believe it. Then, yeah.The air cleared up. It didn't smell skunky. He's listening to Lowrider. I got a kilo of super skunk weed here in Bob Brady. Some Illinois green. Yeah. Growing out in the farm in the wheat fields there by the highway. Lament's own. There you go. Branded. Thank you. Yeah. No, I was just like, you know, more power to the guy. But I was just like, that was an odd one. I was not, you know, on the scorecard for the day. It was not. Yeah. Bob Brady parts guy getting super high driving down the road. Then he had the munchies. He had to go to Crackles. Okay. I went to Crackles. I did. I went to Crackles. He did not go to Crackle's. I went to Crackle's. Oh my gosh, it was so good. I met a friend there. I met a friend there for lunch. I put one of those air tags in your car. I hope it's okay. There's about a 25% chance when I go to the cater, you'll know exactly where I'm going. Yeah, I was going to say. You go to three places every time. Yeah, I was like, yeah. But I did. I went to Crackle's. Oh, it was delicious. Monocle's.We didn't go to Monocle's. I would go there. Yeah, Monocle's. Crackles. Yeah, yeah. And the rest of them, for Christ's sake. Right now, you're wherever I go for lunch. Yeah, you're pretty. You're like a book, man. Yeah, I am. Oh, it was so good. Crackles hamburger. It was fantastic. Crackles. Yeah, it was invited, so I don't know. No, I met my friend, uh, for lunch and, uh, and we had a nice chat and i was like, man, I think i got contact. Hi. Hey man. Dave's not here, man. It's like, it's the bob brady buzz mobile get a free yeah i was driving around. It's like uh nice dreams or something yeah yeah did you order the oil change? Sergeant Stanko. I could not believe that this was actually happening. Hey, Yoder, man, do I smell like skunk weed? Yeah, man. Yeah, I thought about him the other day. Yeah. Yeah. You know, send me a note. Or not. Or not. No, he's still out there. Yeah. I think he's…For some reason, I was looking people up, and I think he's still married to the woman that he married when I knew him and is still living a nice life somewhere. Okay. Yeah. Near Decatur. Operator, operator. Yeah. Every once in a while, I get these weird nostalgia kicks where I'll look people up and whatnot. Now, there's two less people now because, you know. Mm-hmm. two of the friends who passed away. Well, more than two, but too recently, I'll put it that way. Right, right. Yeah. So, yeah, now I just need to find some others. I'm actually watching something about, this doesn't have to do with anything, but it was like, you know, best places to eat in Illinois, and a lot of it was like central Illinois, but I don't think they even throw out anything about Decatur at all.Really? It has some of the best places. Maybe Kreckles did once, but I don't know. It was like best barbecue and best hamburger and best, you know. Kreckles, you know, they still have the rooster car. Some people call it the cock car, but anyway. Sure, you've ridden both. The giant rooster mobile. Yeah. Kreckles is so good. I don't Yeah. Well, next time we are in that neighborhood, I will take you to Crackle's. All right. And then you'll be like, no, that's great. Not that great. It's not as good as White Castle or anything. McDonald's is better. Yeah, I know. Smidge pulled that on me once. McDonald's is better? Are you kidding me? No, I don't know. I brought him somewhere once, and he's all like, this is not even like Chicago, man. Miles, your food sucks. All right.Sorry, man. Sorry. But yeah, I did go to Krekkel's and I got myself a Krekkel burger. Life was good. I actually want to go back to D-Town one of these days. I'll take you down where the bears used to practice. Down in the city where you love it. Yeah, where people throw concrete on your car. Yeah, the most dangerous city maybe. Maybe. So, yeah. But, yeah, Bob Brady, obviously not drug testing, so Bob Brady probably better talk to the parts guy because he's blazing up pretty big in the old parts car, the parts pickup. Yeah, probably someone's nephew or something. Yeah. I mean, you know. Yeah. But it was funny. Oh, it's the Bob Brady car. Oh, my gosh. It's either a skunk or skunk weed, honey. I don't know which. Skunk weed. It was not, you know, grade A primo kind of stuff. Let me put it that way. It was pretty skunky. You had to inform your wife. She's like, what's marijuana? Do you know Miles and how stupid he is? Yeah. He smoked a lot of marijuana when he was a baby. Not when I was a baby, no.Not when I was a baby, but… Yeah, no. What's going on in your neck of the woods? Everybody's getting high in the D-town. Everybody's doing it. Well, you know,...