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Speaker 1: Okay, angel, Yeah, the boys, let's do it. Twenty four ten. Have you just been with the boys or one of the boys just gets up?
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Speaker 2: Just just bloody boys stuff mischief, Yeah, the boys twenty four to ten.
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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it's a little trick they can do. But oh what every ton Darry gets blind?
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Speaker 3: He does the Todd cnning?
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Speaker 1: What is that?
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Speaker 2: Brend of mine does the blister, which we don't do anymore. It's awful, but he used to get just random paper goes, Oh my gosh, I got.
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Speaker 1: A blister on my stomach. Oh, no, foul and it's not appropriate. I understand.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I got to lunch the other day.
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Speaker 5: My brother in law sometimes pulls something out of the bottom of his pants and he says, oh, we really have we have a ball, don't we.
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Speaker 1: Thirty twenty four ten? Yeah, the boy.
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Speaker 3: Now, you guys know that I love an energy drink.
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Speaker 4: Do you how you don't have an ambassador ship for thee It blows my mind.
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Speaker 6: I don't want to be bound to them, but I think you have.
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Speaker 2: They're one of those brands that go animated because you know that famous advertising executive once said you should get a.
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Speaker 1: Mascot that's not a real person.
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Speaker 6: You don't have to pay.
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Speaker 1: I'll never well, only that, but also I'll never get in trouble with the law.
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Speaker 2: They'll never ask for more money when the product gets more famous.
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Speaker 1: So I think they just have a b or something or a fly don'.
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Speaker 3: Something like that. I don't know. Maybe that's the thing that's buzzing around there. So I wish I liked red Bull. That would be much better for me.
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Speaker 6: But he could be one of the Red Bull girls.
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Speaker 4: Back when I was a casanova, we used to hang out and they were like, yeah that, we'd see the Red Bull Girls all the time. I'd be like, oh, hi, Thinker and Shannon, how's it going?
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Speaker 2: Although mascot trivia, Remember Louie the Fly. I guess who came up with him?
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Speaker 1: Kathy let No, Bryce Courtney. Oh wow, is that amazing. I'm pretty sure that's true.
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Speaker 3: You check that. Someone can fact check it.
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Speaker 1: Traffic control over to you.
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Speaker 6: Okay, No, they've got a three eighty coming in.
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Speaker 3: A big one.
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Speaker 1: Got imagine a plane landing and there was one packet of shapes.
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Speaker 6: Let witch door truths.
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Speaker 3: So you know how I love her. I do love an industy drink.
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Speaker 5: There was a man named JS who was trying to impress his colleagues by chugging twelve energy drinks in ten minutes, which you.
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Speaker 6: Know because it's full of that garana and garana and.
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Speaker 3: It's all fusy and there's just a lot of stuff going.
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Speaker 1: On in there.
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Speaker 4: I've been sitting on that word for thirty seconds, waiting to work it into conversation.
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Speaker 5: So he felt unwell immediately after chugging twelve energy drinks, and he felt like a It was like a burning sensation in his stomach and.
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Speaker 3: Felt his heart fluttering. Of course, nailed seventeen in it. I think it was Fiz's a sleeper coat.
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Speaker 1: Do you have a cannic coke nearby?
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Speaker 7: No?
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Speaker 8: One?
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Speaker 1: Can we get a can of coke in here?
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Speaker 3: There's seventy eight milligrams of caffeine.
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Speaker 4: And I have the sugar free ones because I'm helping out your pounder as your pop star.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't a coffee have like fifty or six?
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Speaker 5: Up?
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Speaker 1: Mate?
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Speaker 6: Stop, I don't come from you, don't come for the baristas.
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Speaker 5: Okay, I want to tell me how much is usually a coffee? Because yeah, seventy eight and then there's garana three hundred milligrams of garana extra is garana?
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Speaker 1: How much caffeine is supposed to have in a day.
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Speaker 6: I don't know, but I know I always go over.
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Speaker 5: This is a coat that's to fifty Well this is only Oh yeah, it's two fifty mils.
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Speaker 1: Just look at you?
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Speaker 6: Why did you even look at it? What's the coke?
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Speaker 3: I've never seen a count of coke?
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Speaker 1: That shit, I love.
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Speaker 6: It's the mini. It's some gorgeous little cats, way better size. It's a sleep little number because.
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Speaker 3: I don't get like flat and I can't finish.
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Speaker 6: A whole can.
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Speaker 1: I don't have caffeine?
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Speaker 3: Is it a coke?
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Speaker 6: Does let me have a lot?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Maybe I have to drink it while it just says contains caffeine.
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Speaker 1: Yes, there you go. That's a bit rude, isn't it.
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Speaker 6: No, it's not on here.
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Speaker 5: Well anyway, you know when you have too much caffeine, Yeah, you start going a bit freaky.
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Speaker 6: My god, yeah, my anxiety is through the roots, freaking.
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Speaker 3: Just chew yourself out. Well, he started feeling all liket.
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Speaker 9: To go go.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he started freaking out. His heart was fluttering. He felt sick. He had to go to the doctors, and he was diagnosed with hyperglycemia, condition caused by high blood sugar levels.
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Speaker 3: You stupid, stupid mind gosh.
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Speaker 5: And he developed a blood infection, causing his liver and kidneys to start shutting down.
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Speaker 6: Who was he trying to impress? Was he doing this on Twitch for one.
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Speaker 3: Of those gamers?
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Speaker 5: So he was just kind of doing stupid to show off in front of everyone, him with.
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Speaker 6: The Pokemon on his shirt.
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Speaker 1: Gamer thirty two in coke in that two fifty mil. What did you say?
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Speaker 6: Oh, you're having three.
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Speaker 3: Cancer seventy eight and I'll have three of them.
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Speaker 6: That's why you're so perky. I'm basically asleep when the.
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Speaker 2: We'll get to you, Eric, So there Thirday twenty four teen, number Yeah, the boys.
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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm part of the boys club when I'm with you two yeah, of course, yeah, the boy or the boys.
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Speaker 6: I don't like people being too close. I'm not. I don't like I'm being touched like.
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Speaker 1: Some force field on you or a little bit of.
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Speaker 4: I don't mind it when you touch me because you're a pop star and I'm I'm yeah, and you also always really smell nice.
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Speaker 6: Run the same microphone.
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Speaker 1: My mom.
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Speaker 6: I don't want to sit.
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Speaker 1: Now. You could be on one of Ricky's voice memos with that stuff.
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Speaker 6: Do I smell?
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Speaker 1: Can smell?
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Speaker 6: Like?
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Speaker 3: No, it's gone.
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Speaker 1: I told you it's the vocal, the k he gets rid of it.
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Speaker 6: I want some more. It's good, I haven't. How much can you happen to day?
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Speaker 3: You want nothing more in my bag?
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Speaker 1: If we should do it's a hotel room and just binge it.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, just good sit around after five o'clock, just like the tools down, so just fades out.
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Speaker 6: Like where are the guards? Oh, they entered a room in the city. They're in the travelte the airport.
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Speaker 4: Yes, and I love that you got a little skie with you today. I went to It's Australia even for a picnic after this.
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Speaker 1: The fireworks on.
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Speaker 3: The studio today. And I've got all my liquids.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need to speak to Eric, because balad, I've.
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Speaker 3: Got an ice bucket, I've got a mandarin, I've got another ve just.
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Speaker 1: Another fee go seedless and also cold.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and because that's why I've got a.
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Speaker 6: Container, says the salad.
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Speaker 1: Yes. And then I had some of your.
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Speaker 3: Lunch binge chook you out. Sorry I didn't get the one thing I was garlic.
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Speaker 6: What is it? I can't have more? Now live?
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Speaker 5: And I think it also works well if you pop a bit of this in your mouth as well.
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Speaker 10: Or that was hates you already had.
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Speaker 1: It's almost like I shouldn't have been watching that lot. I feel like, yeah, or someone just castured you in the face.
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Speaker 5: God, I've got a teatawl in my bag. Oh yeah, absolutely, it's really good, by the way.
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Speaker 2: Eric, Yeah, the boys, we were talking about this because we'll Rick's the unofficial V ambassador.
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Speaker 6: You know what, come on, babe, hook me up.
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Speaker 1: What do you do with the boys? Buddy?
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Speaker 11: Oh, this is so embarrassing us us. So this is back in high school. I think I knew a new type of government come out and it's supposed to be like the hottest in the market.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 11: So we had a challenge and we were like, oh, who can handle the most heat? And I was essentially tricked into having thirteen pieces And then we found out that night that eating gum has a laxit of effect.
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Speaker 6: Spend a bit of time on the toilet after that.
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Speaker 11: Did you yeah, big one, But he didn't really do.
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Speaker 4: People used to sell gum at my school, like the older kids in grade twelve used to sell us gum. Yeah yeah, what was that, that red one? I'm the red one.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: It was like a black market a muscle yeah, be grand, oh my god, and trying to impress the older boys.
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Speaker 6: I'd buy it all up.
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Speaker 3: And just stand there and be like, yeah, so.
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Speaker 1: You're trying to impress the other boys by eating big red gum.
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Speaker 6: Yeah much me grable to gum I can purchase in my mouth. That's not an idea, it's true story.
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Speaker 1: This is with the mother energyering people. Remember this member Tracy Bottom.
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's pretty sure, Racey Bottom.
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Speaker 1: Mother mother.
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Speaker 7: Kate tim angel I Reckon.
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Speaker 2: We've had two of the greast stories over this this year. One of them was this week where we talked about the lady carrying.
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Speaker 1: The ashes in a bomb.
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Speaker 2: Because that was her ex partner or her partner who deceives his favorite place to be was.
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Speaker 3: Because he spent so much time in there.
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Speaker 1: Yea in the as well.
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Speaker 2: Cheap date, quite the cheap date, Yeah you get it?
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Speaker 1: Anybody else?
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Speaker 6: Do I love dates? I love a madual date.
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Speaker 1: I do love a date. Dates make you.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're full of fiber.
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Speaker 1: They are full of made up.
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Speaker 5: They're very rious, don't he's when you're pregnant, lots of people you have to have heaps of dates to keep yourself regular.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never been pregnant.
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Speaker 2: So the kids love dates. They're very sweet and also they take up a bit of time because they're chewy.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, good fun.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, second best story I think from this year came from Poppitch Margaret.
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Speaker 1: Having inspected the situation, she.
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Speaker 2: Ended up coming back with a cake slice, one of those cake slice eggs.
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Speaker 1: Which her Royal Highness.
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Speaker 2: Then used to chop susannas into small, more manageable.
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Speaker 1: Pieces and then fluffed.
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Speaker 6: That was incredible.
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Speaker 1: One of the great bathroom incidents thirteen twenty four to ten.
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Speaker 2: If you have a bathroom incident you'd like to share, it's just when you're like, it's all gone wrong in there, Yeah, because it's like your little mini apartment sometimes when you're out in public, my little bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got yourself and then all of a sudden, like I ruined this.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going there for a lot of match.
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Speaker 1: I'll give it with it. Yeah, So that to me, they got out of a plane. Ty once I go it's gross. What in my air sock for a start?
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Speaker 6: Inappropriate? It's like it's like the who I saw in the toilet here the other day? It was disgusting, Mary. Everything that's right is that pooper?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is prepri before do you go?
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Speaker 6: Do you do yours? Real?
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Speaker 3: Am?
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Speaker 1: I holding the last.
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Speaker 3: Because you sprayed in the in the toilet before you go. And then it's like it never happened. All right, you leave, you mark, it's like it never happened.
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Speaker 6: Because that's good, you know, just hold on. Sometimes you have.
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Speaker 5: To like have a dressing room and you there's a bathroom in there, and people go in there and you don't want to, you know.
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Speaker 6: After grog bog y, she didn't really working with the story. I just wanted to say, Yeah, the word bog, I know, I hate it, hate it.
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Speaker 3: There's not a lot that offends me, but bog is disgusting.
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Speaker 6: Hate po stories.
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Speaker 1: I'm doing one right now about burrito.
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Speaker 6: All that makes me feel ill.
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Speaker 5: That's just funny, But bog is such a disgusting one.
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Speaker 1: I call it spag bogs as a kid.
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Speaker 6: You know that's not we call it spag bowl.
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Speaker 3: How it goes, that's how it smelt.
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Speaker 1: But it's funny because bolonnaise bogganaise.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Well, bre makes the best bolonnaise in the world, and I'm really excited.
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Speaker 6: To try it. No, but I know she wanted amongst her friends.
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Speaker 2: Well, the fact that she's having bolonnaise competitions with their friends says that I wouldn't be really anything that comes out of that.
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Speaker 6: Kitchen sounds so I can't wait to try it. I'll put myself up for it.
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Speaker 1: Your rubber army a spond con here you are. You've already said she makes the best bolonnaisee ever. You haven't tried it.
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Speaker 6: Because I'm a good receiver of gifts. You should try it.
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Speaker 4: You should try give me one sometime and you'll get the sensation. I was in such a conversation called to take with myself there everywhere that was coming out of my mouth. I wasn't sure what was going to come next.
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Speaker 1: Second. I'm not getting you'll get there.
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Speaker 4: I was madly paddling there. This is about actress Yann Kramer.
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Speaker 1: Of the Blocks There.
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Speaker 6: She believed I don't really.
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Speaker 4: Know much of her work, but she believed that she was ghosted by Chris Evans as in Captain America.
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Speaker 6: I mean the sexiest man alive, the sexiest.
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Speaker 4: Man alive after after an embarrassing bathroom incident. I mean he does look very dishy there.
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Speaker 3: I don't find him hot at all.
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Speaker 5: Well, you'll take one at all, not at all, not one bit of him, would I really? If he came up to you after your gig out to my shoulders, if he was at pul doorf I would not be going home with him.
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Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't.
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Speaker 1: Chances are he's the first word in that scenario.
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Speaker 3: I hope he is this and I'm not the one he wants to do for.
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Speaker 1: A little bit more, not so much.
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Speaker 3: We actually that is a beautiful.
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Speaker 6: Oh no, he's ripped, okay.
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Speaker 4: We Yanna claims Chris Hotty invited her to his home for a sleepover and they had asparagus for dinner. Well, just before she went to bed, Yanna went to the bathroom and her pea reportedly had a disgusting as a sparagus smell about her. Chris then went to the bathroom straight after her, and that was the last interaction the pair ever had.
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Speaker 1: Alright, let's do this Cheryl bathroom incidents go.
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Speaker 12: Okay, tuttled into the city. I was busting for a WII, stopped off at the closest pub and raced into the cubicle and had a we and forgot to list Berlin.
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Speaker 1: All over the place. Cheryl, welcome splashes. No, Cheryl, Jill, you did?
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Speaker 6: You did.
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Speaker 3: Again?
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Speaker 1: Is it because you're blind?
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Speaker 2: Happened shells into the oyster bays again. You're going to make sure you said off everywhere, Okay, Laura, Oh my god, cherl to contend with, Hey.
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Speaker 9: Guys, Hi Laura on time.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, Laura, Hi, Hey, I was doing yo yo l Train a little snort, Laura, You're gonna be sore after you see Laura, what happened? Okay?
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Speaker 9: I did a pull at work and I thought I was done. Hello to hot, like too fast, and I put it on my boot.
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Speaker 1: Laura, Laura, all the big piss animal, Laura.
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Speaker 6: I love our listeners.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kate dim Angel, No, I can't believe they cheated that at twenty fourteen.
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Speaker 1: You're like, seriously that person of all people.
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Speaker 4: I know, this poor woman from Brazil. I'm going to call her Mary because I don't know how to pronounce her name anyway. Mary from Brazil. She made headlines when she married her rag doll husband Marcello last year, and there she's genuinely.
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Speaker 6: It's a real life. It's a toy.
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Speaker 3: It's a doll that wasn't like a nickname for him. No, it's an actual rag doll.
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Speaker 6: It's an actual rag doll.
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Speaker 1: Even the rag doll changes their eyebrows a lot.
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Speaker 3: They color their hair quite a bit, don't they.
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Speaker 6: So she's in love with Marcello, he's an inanimate object.
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Speaker 3: Well he hasn't hut back, so.
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Speaker 4: Well, he enjoyed that, but he does something else right, So she's discovered. Mary has discovered that Marcello the rag doll, is having an affair and the relationship is now hanging by a thread, which is quite.
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Speaker 6: Funny because he is made of cotton.
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Speaker 4: The affair, well, Mary revealed, I was very sad and I could barely sleep because I love my husband so much.
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Speaker 6: But he denied the betrayal.
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Speaker 1: I bet you went quiet. Well.
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Speaker 4: Mary found out about the affair from a friend who saw Marcello entering a motel with another woman. Oh, cooked, absolutely cooked. Mary said, he husband is now sleeping on the on the calf. But believe she will forgive him if he promises not to cheat again. I mean, Mary, look, I'm all for you, know you do you and all that stuff. But Mary, babe, I think you've got bigger problems than your fake dolling on you, cheating on you.
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Speaker 6: It's a doll.
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Speaker 3: Can he stand on his own?
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Speaker 1: Doesn't look like.
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Speaker 4: They've got a son too. They welcome their rab Doull's son. There's march Aalino. That's march Allino their baby.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she looks so good for someone that just gave Burt.
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Speaker 1: Well.
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Speaker 6: What kind of freaks me out is she doesn't look like crazy. You wouldn't know it chatting to her.
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Speaker 1: She just looks she spends a lot of time.
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Speaker 6: It's but like though, well she didn't piecing her husband together.
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Speaker 5: Look how the babies come up with the exact same hair and eyebrowsers.
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Speaker 6: The baby's and a mono brow look off.
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Speaker 3: The baby is a boy or a girl?
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Speaker 6: I bought march Alina.
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure much.
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Speaker 6: I hope she doesn't so genitals on.
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Speaker 3: I hope she does.
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Speaker 1: Why do you hope that for her?
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Speaker 6: I hope she doesn't. Why do you hope it was a bit weird isn't it.
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Speaker 1: That's the weird bit. Not one to get off at the end.
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Speaker 6: Of the day.
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Speaker 2: I found out about the suction cups only this year. Now I'm finding out about that.
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Speaker 3: How did she get pregnant? To Marcello?
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Speaker 6: I know they must have been had play time.
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Speaker 1: It happened be silly string.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're having fun. They look at them there down there and they're straw hats though, like they've traveled the world.
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Speaker 6: I'm a seat on the plane.
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Speaker 3: They're at a hodown.
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Speaker 6: You're how serious does she take these?
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Speaker 11: Like?
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Speaker 4: Does she then fork out for a seat on the plane for him? Or does she put him in the hold?
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Speaker 6: Did I say something?
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Speaker 3: You know how she got bregnant?
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Speaker 1: I just found out.
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Speaker 6: How did you get pregnant?
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Speaker 3: She said he didn't wear a condom.
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Speaker 1: You're coming up Google Off around the corner.
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Speaker 7: Aaron, tim Angel.
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Speaker 4: I've got to say, can we talk about the devices for the Google Rubby pants?
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Speaker 1: Over here? She's lost.
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Speaker 5: Had to listen to four minutes of you winging about Coldplay and the Chainsmokers.
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Speaker 2: We have meetings on this show for a reason, and not for that stuff to happen.
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Speaker 3: One of the biggest songs shut up.
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Speaker 6: Can we just talk about devices for this Google off?
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Speaker 1: Please?
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Speaker 6: Because I said I want to use computers phones and.
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Speaker 1: So wait and then I bussed and said can we use computers? And then it was all about me there.
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Speaker 4: No, but Ricky is using her actual computer and I'm using not my unusual device.
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Speaker 3: Well that's what happens when you ask for a computer. We can use our phones. That's usual device.
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Speaker 1: What about this about use whatever you want, just as long as it's got Google.
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Speaker 6: Okay, I've got Google open right now and I'm ready to win.
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Speaker 3: Okay, well you haven't won this game again to me before?
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Speaker 11: So much to Google.
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Speaker 6: It's work for Google.
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Speaker 7: Welcome?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Ned Google, I'm good. I'm really good.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: I think i'm playing for you, Ned?
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Speaker 1: You are?
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Speaker 2: You got a fantastic price for our cons rewards store these Senhiser headphones.
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Speaker 10: That's good?
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Speaker 6: Ready to I'm ready. My fingers are warmed up for you, Ned.
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Speaker 1: Let should cut that up for the Senheiser headphones. Ad. That's good. Look.
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Speaker 5: I don't want to be the party pooper here, but I'm actually playing for net him.
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Speaker 1: What's with you today?
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Speaker 2: I don't like it when Ricky comes from the studio because She's said, you so hard in it?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 1: Is playing for you? What's happening now?
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Speaker 3: I can't think you guess what Biank is playing. Joel's playing for Bianca.
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Speaker 6: We'll hide the anchor.
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Speaker 4: Whatever I said to you, thanks girlfriend, whatever I said to need, I'm actually meant to say to you, I'm.
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Speaker 1: Smart this best season at the Quantis Reward Store.
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Speaker 2: Earn or use Quantitus points on brands like a bit but SAMs and whatever.
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Speaker 1: Search Quantis Rewards Store. Now you know how it works.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so I'm in.
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Speaker 2: It's actually no explanation how it works. But I just ask a question and you're gonna yell out the answer basically.
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 6: I'm just cleared my workspace ready to play. I'm just going to.
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Speaker 1: Because what my next instruction is just says play game a game.
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Speaker 6: I don't think there's much more to it than that.
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Speaker 1: No, I know it. It's fun to read out the things sometimes the instruction. Oh right, okay, you do that.
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Speaker 2: I do read out a question for you on the top of my head and you have to yell out the answer.
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Speaker 1: You can yell out as many answers as you like.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I know.
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Speaker 1: The list might not. We might still have someone brand new tuning in.
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Speaker 6: Well, welcome.
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Speaker 2: After your performance today, will be going straight back to the other guys.
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Speaker 4: Oh, well they're not they're not live.
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Speaker 6: I got them. I'm here every day, live and in person.
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Speaker 1: No, gosh, I have a day off.
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Speaker 9: Here.
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Speaker 6: He took one day off and you called it for The rules are here.
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Speaker 1: Ask the question, you need to google the answer with your laptop. Will both the first shout out the great answer wins. You can guess as many times as you want.
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Speaker 6: I'm playing standing, Ricky still sitting.
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Speaker 1: No, you're playing the anchor.
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Speaker 6: Okay, okay best.
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Speaker 2: The nominations for the twenty twenty three Grammys came out today. Beyonce leads the race with nine nominations. This makes her the most nominated artist ever time, with husband Jay Z now eighty eight nominations throughout their career, which is lovely.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The first Annual I said Annual Grammy Awards was held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Yeah nineteen fifty nine, Yes, twenty eight awards were given out Italian twenty eight. An Italian song actually was the winner. Pumptly known as I Believe It's Concert.
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift made history today though. How's this? She was nommed for Song of the Year for her ten minute version of All Too Well. Yeah, she had sighs with for McCartney and.
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Speaker 2: Lionel Richie for the songwriter with the most Song of the Year nominations Ever, that's with six each.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's remarkable.
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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift was actually first nominated at the Grammys in two thousand and eight for Best New Artist, but lost to her Amy Wine.
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Speaker 1: That was the question, I know the way I delivered it with.
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Speaker 6: The no sexy, it's really good.
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Speaker 8: Over the year's Best New Artist has been awarded to the Beatles and then at Work, Citney Law, from Mariah Carey, The Blackfish, Yeah, Adell, Billy Eilish, most recently.
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Speaker 1: Olivia rod Richard the question too, it's my new technique. I love it.
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Speaker 6: God, this is such for playing.
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Speaker 2: In the history of the Grammys, there's been one time where someone has had their Grammy revoked they won Best New Artist.
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Speaker 1: Who was it and why did they get it taken away?
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Speaker 5: Frank Farrion Nope, NOI yes?
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Speaker 3: Why really?
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Speaker 1: Uh?
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Speaker 5: In nineteen eighty nine, the Best New Artist Grammy was taken from Milli Vanilli because Rob Perlatus and for bris Morvan didn't actually see girl.
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Speaker 6: You know it's true.
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Speaker 1: Frank Farrion, Yeah, you're the winner of the same.
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Speaker 6: Because that's as pretty massive.
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Speaker 1: Listen to this. This is the press conference.
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Speaker 13: Came to the schedule, did some improvisation, and then it took us in another room and told us, listen, I got that song ready for timing. Cous reason, you can't go back and record that song with your own voice. So what we will do? You will from these songs, and for sure, definitely you will song on the next single.
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Speaker 1: So we started to promote. So after after five weeks, sorry, I thought would be a good grab. Put it on.
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Speaker 4: I read, I read the top part. Look really nearly right there, but I read, Frank Farrian, have you heard that?
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Speaker 1: We're all here when you do that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it's time we got a new corner because you have like this craftee corner and the cooking corners and stuff.
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Speaker 6: We had a book a corner and parties.
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Speaker 3: The first pain I've looked up.
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Speaker 6: Welcome to Ricky's Junk Corner.
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Speaker 2: I'll you be surprised no one sends more stories about people's junk through to the guys than Ricky La.
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Speaker 6: Where do you find them?
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Speaker 5: I not. I think my phone knows me very very well, and it sends me nothing but peans.
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Speaker 2: Gosh, I've got a blissful life yesterday in the song, you're like a couple of the story to good to wear about.
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Speaker 3: The pain sorry, and it had a good video on everything.
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Speaker 1: So we're going to put it all in your junk corner and whenever we collect.
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Speaker 3: Enough, it's only about peans.
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Speaker 1: I think junk can be chunk, it can.
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Speaker 6: Be about bum junk, but judging the trunk.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've got I've got one for next week.
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Speaker 1: Then for you already think it's going to be a weekly thing. Wow, that's confidence.
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Speaker 13: I like.
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Speaker 6: I like that. I that she comes and swinging.
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Speaker 5: Okay, So I saw this on last night and I couldn't deal. A seventy nine year old man got stuck, got a two hundred and thirty centimeter skipping rope stuck up his peyhole.
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Speaker 3: He was ramming it.
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Speaker 7: What is we?
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Speaker 3: And it got stuck inside his blodder after he pushed it up so hard.
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Speaker 6: Doctors, that's ridiculous.
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Speaker 5: And they did like an ultrasound they could see that there was something all tangled up and curled up in there.
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Speaker 6: It looks like a little ball of spaghetti. It was skipping rope?
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Speaker 1: What jump right for life?
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Speaker 5: After after he had done that, he was complaining, Oh, it hurts to wee little bit.
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Speaker 6: It hurts we a little bit. I can't skip.
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Speaker 4: I discovered that today at the gym today, thirty two years old. Wow, the trainer says, you're going to do a hundred skips.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
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Speaker 1: This will shock you. I'm a good I'm a good skipper. Of course, actually.
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Speaker 6: Skiper out here with gay abandons.
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Speaker 4: You do know that one you do the boxer the little Oh wow, that's a bit of fun.
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Speaker 1: You had a good rope.
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Speaker 4: No, I was doing I was doing one two one two, little like two mini jumps.
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Speaker 3: Because yeah, it's like you're in primary school.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: And then she did not make me do a hundred because we've been I'd still be there. You got past ten and that was I put it up my dick.
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Speaker 1: How long it is?
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Speaker 10: Why did you do?
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Speaker 3: Why would you how?
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Speaker 1: First of all hash streaming services have run out?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but what that would be very painful, That would be so painful. And also why was he doing it is what I want to know. He's obviously feel good or did he like the pain?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 6: Maybe so kinky he's a big skippy fan. Okay, so that's that one right.
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Speaker 3: All the blood on us.
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Speaker 6: I thought there was the color of the rope.
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Speaker 3: No, it's a yellow rope.
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Speaker 6: Look blood all over it. It's like a pasta arabiata.
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Speaker 5: So then also the other show for this, and I was very upset that you didn't put it on.
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Speaker 2: This is the one where you cracked it.
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Speaker 3: So doctor David Ryner, he's an Australian. I don't know how to say that. I do anesthetic specialists.
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Speaker 5: It's the other one and the ann do you say this anas.
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Speaker 6: The tist beneath just say really gay? The gay you say?
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Speaker 4: The losses the test.
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Speaker 5: He's warned men about opting for anal enlargement surgery. Definitely, don't let someone cut into your penis or operate on your penis make it larger.
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Speaker 8: You'll get a bad outcome and you'll be more insecure.
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Speaker 6: I didn't know there was such thing.
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Speaker 3: Well there is.
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Speaker 5: They get them to lengthen and to widen them. So when they lengthen.
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Speaker 4: Them, never seen you come out a story like you're guest hosting the project.
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Speaker 3: Here I am to talk about pains.
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Speaker 5: They lengthen them, they cut the suspension ligament, which must.
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Speaker 6: Be I don't even need your sheep.
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Speaker 3: I have gone deep on this one. And then to widen them, they inject fat into the pin.
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Speaker 5: Oh my god, to make it more girthy.
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Speaker 6: Blood that he looked over.
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Speaker 1: Wow, that is ricky. We are back tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Confidence Great jobs as well tomorrow Quick Jobs back the usual to see them.
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Speaker 7: Kate, Tim and Joel is a Nova podcast.
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Speaker 5: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
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Speaker 1: Okay, angel, Yeah, the boys, let's do it. Twenty four ten. Have you just been with the boys or one of the boys just gets up?
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Speaker 2: Just just bloody boys stuff mischief, Yeah, the boys twenty four to ten.
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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it's a little trick they can do. But oh what every ton Darry gets blind?
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Speaker 3: He does the Todd cnning?
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Speaker 1: What is that?
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Speaker 2: Brend of mine does the blister, which we don't do anymore. It's awful, but he used to get just random paper goes, Oh my gosh, I got.
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Speaker 1: A blister on my stomach. Oh, no, foul and it's not appropriate. I understand.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I got to lunch the other day.
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Speaker 5: My brother in law sometimes pulls something out of the bottom of his pants and he says, oh, we really have we have a ball, don't we.
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Speaker 1: Thirty twenty four ten? Yeah, the boy.
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Speaker 3: Now, you guys know that I love an energy drink.
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Speaker 4: Do you how you don't have an ambassador ship for thee It blows my mind.
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Speaker 6: I don't want to be bound to them, but I think you have.
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Speaker 2: They're one of those brands that go animated because you know that famous advertising executive once said you should get a.
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Speaker 1: Mascot that's not a real person.
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Speaker 6: You don't have to pay.
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Speaker 1: I'll never well, only that, but also I'll never get in trouble with the law.
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Speaker 2: They'll never ask for more money when the product gets more famous.
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Speaker 1: So I think they just have a b or something or a fly don'.
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Speaker 3: Something like that. I don't know. Maybe that's the thing that's buzzing around there. So I wish I liked red Bull. That would be much better for me.
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Speaker 6: But he could be one of the Red Bull girls.
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Speaker 4: Back when I was a casanova, we used to hang out and they were like, yeah that, we'd see the Red Bull Girls all the time. I'd be like, oh, hi, Thinker and Shannon, how's it going?
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Speaker 2: Although mascot trivia, Remember Louie the Fly. I guess who came up with him?
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Speaker 1: Kathy let No, Bryce Courtney. Oh wow, is that amazing. I'm pretty sure that's true.
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Speaker 3: You check that. Someone can fact check it.
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Speaker 1: Traffic control over to you.
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Speaker 6: Okay, No, they've got a three eighty coming in.
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Speaker 3: A big one.
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Speaker 1: Got imagine a plane landing and there was one packet of shapes.
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Speaker 6: Let witch door truths.
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Speaker 3: So you know how I love her. I do love an industy drink.
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Speaker 5: There was a man named JS who was trying to impress his colleagues by chugging twelve energy drinks in ten minutes, which you.
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Speaker 6: Know because it's full of that garana and garana and.
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Speaker 3: It's all fusy and there's just a lot of stuff going.
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Speaker 1: On in there.
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Speaker 4: I've been sitting on that word for thirty seconds, waiting to work it into conversation.
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Speaker 5: So he felt unwell immediately after chugging twelve energy drinks, and he felt like a It was like a burning sensation in his stomach and.
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Speaker 3: Felt his heart fluttering. Of course, nailed seventeen in it. I think it was Fiz's a sleeper coat.
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Speaker 1: Do you have a cannic coke nearby?
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Speaker 7: No?
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Speaker 8: One?
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Speaker 1: Can we get a can of coke in here?
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Speaker 3: There's seventy eight milligrams of caffeine.
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Speaker 4: And I have the sugar free ones because I'm helping out your pounder as your pop star.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't a coffee have like fifty or six?
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Speaker 5: Up?
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Speaker 1: Mate?
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Speaker 6: Stop, I don't come from you, don't come for the baristas.
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Speaker 5: Okay, I want to tell me how much is usually a coffee? Because yeah, seventy eight and then there's garana three hundred milligrams of garana extra is garana?
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Speaker 1: How much caffeine is supposed to have in a day.
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Speaker 6: I don't know, but I know I always go over.
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Speaker 5: This is a coat that's to fifty Well this is only Oh yeah, it's two fifty mils.
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Speaker 1: Just look at you?
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Speaker 6: Why did you even look at it? What's the coke?
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Speaker 3: I've never seen a count of coke?
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Speaker 1: That shit, I love.
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Speaker 6: It's the mini. It's some gorgeous little cats, way better size. It's a sleep little number because.
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Speaker 3: I don't get like flat and I can't finish.
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Speaker 6: A whole can.
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Speaker 1: I don't have caffeine?
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Speaker 3: Is it a coke?
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Speaker 6: Does let me have a lot?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Maybe I have to drink it while it just says contains caffeine.
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Speaker 1: Yes, there you go. That's a bit rude, isn't it.
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Speaker 6: No, it's not on here.
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Speaker 5: Well anyway, you know when you have too much caffeine, Yeah, you start going a bit freaky.
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Speaker 6: My god, yeah, my anxiety is through the roots, freaking.
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Speaker 3: Just chew yourself out. Well, he started feeling all liket.
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Speaker 9: To go go.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he started freaking out. His heart was fluttering. He felt sick. He had to go to the doctors, and he was diagnosed with hyperglycemia, condition caused by high blood sugar levels.
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Speaker 3: You stupid, stupid mind gosh.
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Speaker 5: And he developed a blood infection, causing his liver and kidneys to start shutting down.
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Speaker 6: Who was he trying to impress? Was he doing this on Twitch for one.
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Speaker 3: Of those gamers?
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Speaker 5: So he was just kind of doing stupid to show off in front of everyone, him with.
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Speaker 6: The Pokemon on his shirt.
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Speaker 1: Gamer thirty two in coke in that two fifty mil. What did you say?
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Speaker 6: Oh, you're having three.
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Speaker 3: Cancer seventy eight and I'll have three of them.
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Speaker 6: That's why you're so perky. I'm basically asleep when the.
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Speaker 2: We'll get to you, Eric, So there Thirday twenty four teen, number Yeah, the boys.
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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm part of the boys club when I'm with you two yeah, of course, yeah, the boy or the boys.
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Speaker 6: I don't like people being too close. I'm not. I don't like I'm being touched like.
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Speaker 1: Some force field on you or a little bit of.
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Speaker 4: I don't mind it when you touch me because you're a pop star and I'm I'm yeah, and you also always really smell nice.
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Speaker 6: Run the same microphone.
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Speaker 1: My mom.
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Speaker 6: I don't want to sit.
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Speaker 1: Now. You could be on one of Ricky's voice memos with that stuff.
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Speaker 6: Do I smell?
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Speaker 1: Can smell?
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Speaker 6: Like?
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Speaker 3: No, it's gone.
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Speaker 1: I told you it's the vocal, the k he gets rid of it.
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Speaker 6: I want some more. It's good, I haven't. How much can you happen to day?
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Speaker 3: You want nothing more in my bag?
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Speaker 1: If we should do it's a hotel room and just binge it.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, just good sit around after five o'clock, just like the tools down, so just fades out.
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Speaker 6: Like where are the guards? Oh, they entered a room in the city. They're in the travelte the airport.
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Speaker 4: Yes, and I love that you got a little skie with you today. I went to It's Australia even for a picnic after this.
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Speaker 1: The fireworks on.
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Speaker 3: The studio today. And I've got all my liquids.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need to speak to Eric, because balad, I've.
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Speaker 3: Got an ice bucket, I've got a mandarin, I've got another ve just.
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Speaker 1: Another fee go seedless and also cold.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and because that's why I've got a.
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Speaker 6: Container, says the salad.
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Speaker 1: Yes. And then I had some of your.
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Speaker 3: Lunch binge chook you out. Sorry I didn't get the one thing I was garlic.
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Speaker 6: What is it? I can't have more? Now live?
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Speaker 5: And I think it also works well if you pop a bit of this in your mouth as well.
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Speaker 10: Or that was hates you already had.
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Speaker 1: It's almost like I shouldn't have been watching that lot. I feel like, yeah, or someone just castured you in the face.
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Speaker 5: God, I've got a teatawl in my bag. Oh yeah, absolutely, it's really good, by the way.
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Speaker 2: Eric, Yeah, the boys, we were talking about this because we'll Rick's the unofficial V ambassador.
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Speaker 6: You know what, come on, babe, hook me up.
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Speaker 1: What do you do with the boys? Buddy?
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Speaker 11: Oh, this is so embarrassing us us. So this is back in high school. I think I knew a new type of government come out and it's supposed to be like the hottest in the market.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 11: So we had a challenge and we were like, oh, who can handle the most heat? And I was essentially tricked into having thirteen pieces And then we found out that night that eating gum has a laxit of effect.
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Speaker 6: Spend a bit of time on the toilet after that.
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Speaker 11: Did you yeah, big one, But he didn't really do.
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Speaker 4: People used to sell gum at my school, like the older kids in grade twelve used to sell us gum. Yeah yeah, what was that, that red one? I'm the red one.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: It was like a black market a muscle yeah, be grand, oh my god, and trying to impress the older boys.
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Speaker 6: I'd buy it all up.
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Speaker 3: And just stand there and be like, yeah, so.
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Speaker 1: You're trying to impress the other boys by eating big red gum.
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Speaker 6: Yeah much me grable to gum I can purchase in my mouth. That's not an idea, it's true story.
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Speaker 1: This is with the mother energyering people. Remember this member Tracy Bottom.
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's pretty sure, Racey Bottom.
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Speaker 1: Mother mother.
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Speaker 7: Kate tim angel I Reckon.
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Speaker 2: We've had two of the greast stories over this this year. One of them was this week where we talked about the lady carrying.
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Speaker 1: The ashes in a bomb.
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Speaker 2: Because that was her ex partner or her partner who deceives his favorite place to be was.
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Speaker 3: Because he spent so much time in there.
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Speaker 1: Yea in the as well.
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Speaker 2: Cheap date, quite the cheap date, Yeah you get it?
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Speaker 1: Anybody else?
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Speaker 6: Do I love dates? I love a madual date.
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Speaker 1: I do love a date. Dates make you.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're full of fiber.
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Speaker 1: They are full of made up.
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Speaker 5: They're very rious, don't he's when you're pregnant, lots of people you have to have heaps of dates to keep yourself regular.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never been pregnant.
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Speaker 2: So the kids love dates. They're very sweet and also they take up a bit of time because they're chewy.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, good fun.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, second best story I think from this year came from Poppitch Margaret.
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Speaker 1: Having inspected the situation, she.
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Speaker 2: Ended up coming back with a cake slice, one of those cake slice eggs.
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Speaker 1: Which her Royal Highness.
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Speaker 2: Then used to chop susannas into small, more manageable.
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Speaker 1: Pieces and then fluffed.
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Speaker 6: That was incredible.
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Speaker 1: One of the great bathroom incidents thirteen twenty four to ten.
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Speaker 2: If you have a bathroom incident you'd like to share, it's just when you're like, it's all gone wrong in there, Yeah, because it's like your little mini apartment sometimes when you're out in public, my little bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got yourself and then all of a sudden, like I ruined this.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going there for a lot of match.
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Speaker 1: I'll give it with it. Yeah, So that to me, they got out of a plane. Ty once I go it's gross. What in my air sock for a start?
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Speaker 6: Inappropriate? It's like it's like the who I saw in the toilet here the other day? It was disgusting, Mary. Everything that's right is that pooper?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is prepri before do you go?
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Speaker 6: Do you do yours? Real?
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Speaker 3: Am?
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Speaker 1: I holding the last.
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Speaker 3: Because you sprayed in the in the toilet before you go. And then it's like it never happened. All right, you leave, you mark, it's like it never happened.
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Speaker 6: Because that's good, you know, just hold on. Sometimes you have.
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Speaker 5: To like have a dressing room and you there's a bathroom in there, and people go in there and you don't want to, you know.
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Speaker 6: After grog bog y, she didn't really working with the story. I just wanted to say, Yeah, the word bog, I know, I hate it, hate it.
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Speaker 3: There's not a lot that offends me, but bog is disgusting.
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Speaker 6: Hate po stories.
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Speaker 1: I'm doing one right now about burrito.
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Speaker 6: All that makes me feel ill.
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Speaker 5: That's just funny, But bog is such a disgusting one.
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Speaker 1: I call it spag bogs as a kid.
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Speaker 6: You know that's not we call it spag bowl.
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Speaker 3: How it goes, that's how it smelt.
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Speaker 1: But it's funny because bolonnaise bogganaise.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Well, bre makes the best bolonnaise in the world, and I'm really excited.
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Speaker 6: To try it. No, but I know she wanted amongst her friends.
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Speaker 2: Well, the fact that she's having bolonnaise competitions with their friends says that I wouldn't be really anything that comes out of that.
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Speaker 6: Kitchen sounds so I can't wait to try it. I'll put myself up for it.
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Speaker 1: Your rubber army a spond con here you are. You've already said she makes the best bolonnaisee ever. You haven't tried it.
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Speaker 6: Because I'm a good receiver of gifts. You should try it.
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Speaker 4: You should try give me one sometime and you'll get the sensation. I was in such a conversation called to take with myself there everywhere that was coming out of my mouth. I wasn't sure what was going to come next.
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Speaker 1: Second. I'm not getting you'll get there.
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Speaker 4: I was madly paddling there. This is about actress Yann Kramer.
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Speaker 1: Of the Blocks There.
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Speaker 6: She believed I don't really.
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Speaker 4: Know much of her work, but she believed that she was ghosted by Chris Evans as in Captain America.
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Speaker 6: I mean the sexiest man alive, the sexiest.
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Speaker 4: Man alive after after an embarrassing bathroom incident. I mean he does look very dishy there.
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Speaker 3: I don't find him hot at all.
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Speaker 5: Well, you'll take one at all, not at all, not one bit of him, would I really? If he came up to you after your gig out to my shoulders, if he was at pul doorf I would not be going home with him.
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Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't.
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Speaker 1: Chances are he's the first word in that scenario.
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Speaker 3: I hope he is this and I'm not the one he wants to do for.
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Speaker 1: A little bit more, not so much.
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Speaker 3: We actually that is a beautiful.
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Speaker 6: Oh no, he's ripped, okay.
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Speaker 4: We Yanna claims Chris Hotty invited her to his home for a sleepover and they had asparagus for dinner. Well, just before she went to bed, Yanna went to the bathroom and her pea reportedly had a disgusting as a sparagus smell about her. Chris then went to the bathroom straight after her, and that was the last interaction the pair ever had.
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Speaker 1: Alright, let's do this Cheryl bathroom incidents go.
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Speaker 12: Okay, tuttled into the city. I was busting for a WII, stopped off at the closest pub and raced into the cubicle and had a we and forgot to list Berlin.
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Speaker 1: All over the place. Cheryl, welcome splashes. No, Cheryl, Jill, you did?
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Speaker 6: You did.
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Speaker 3: Again?
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Speaker 1: Is it because you're blind?
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Speaker 2: Happened shells into the oyster bays again. You're going to make sure you said off everywhere, Okay, Laura, Oh my god, cherl to contend with, Hey.
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Speaker 9: Guys, Hi Laura on time.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, Laura, Hi, Hey, I was doing yo yo l Train a little snort, Laura, You're gonna be sore after you see Laura, what happened? Okay?
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Speaker 9: I did a pull at work and I thought I was done. Hello to hot, like too fast, and I put it on my boot.
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Speaker 1: Laura, Laura, all the big piss animal, Laura.
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Speaker 6: I love our listeners.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kate dim Angel, No, I can't believe they cheated that at twenty fourteen.
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Speaker 1: You're like, seriously that person of all people.
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Speaker 4: I know, this poor woman from Brazil. I'm going to call her Mary because I don't know how to pronounce her name anyway. Mary from Brazil. She made headlines when she married her rag doll husband Marcello last year, and there she's genuinely.
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Speaker 6: It's a real life. It's a toy.
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Speaker 3: It's a doll that wasn't like a nickname for him. No, it's an actual rag doll.
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Speaker 6: It's an actual rag doll.
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Speaker 1: Even the rag doll changes their eyebrows a lot.
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Speaker 3: They color their hair quite a bit, don't they.
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Speaker 6: So she's in love with Marcello, he's an inanimate object.
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Speaker 3: Well he hasn't hut back, so.
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Speaker 4: Well, he enjoyed that, but he does something else right, So she's discovered. Mary has discovered that Marcello the rag doll, is having an affair and the relationship is now hanging by a thread, which is quite.
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Speaker 6: Funny because he is made of cotton.
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Speaker 4: The affair, well, Mary revealed, I was very sad and I could barely sleep because I love my husband so much.
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Speaker 6: But he denied the betrayal.
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Speaker 1: I bet you went quiet. Well.
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Speaker 4: Mary found out about the affair from a friend who saw Marcello entering a motel with another woman. Oh, cooked, absolutely cooked. Mary said, he husband is now sleeping on the on the calf. But believe she will forgive him if he promises not to cheat again. I mean, Mary, look, I'm all for you, know you do you and all that stuff. But Mary, babe, I think you've got bigger problems than your fake dolling on you, cheating on you.
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Speaker 6: It's a doll.
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Speaker 3: Can he stand on his own?
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Speaker 1: Doesn't look like.
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Speaker 4: They've got a son too. They welcome their rab Doull's son. There's march Aalino. That's march Allino their baby.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she looks so good for someone that just gave Burt.
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Speaker 1: Well.
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Speaker 6: What kind of freaks me out is she doesn't look like crazy. You wouldn't know it chatting to her.
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Speaker 1: She just looks she spends a lot of time.
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Speaker 6: It's but like though, well she didn't piecing her husband together.
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Speaker 5: Look how the babies come up with the exact same hair and eyebrowsers.
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Speaker 6: The baby's and a mono brow look off.
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Speaker 3: The baby is a boy or a girl?
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Speaker 6: I bought march Alina.
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure much.
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Speaker 6: I hope she doesn't so genitals on.
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Speaker 3: I hope she does.
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Speaker 1: Why do you hope that for her?
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Speaker 6: I hope she doesn't. Why do you hope it was a bit weird isn't it.
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Speaker 1: That's the weird bit. Not one to get off at the end.
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Speaker 6: Of the day.
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Speaker 2: I found out about the suction cups only this year. Now I'm finding out about that.
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Speaker 3: How did she get pregnant? To Marcello?
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Speaker 6: I know they must have been had play time.
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Speaker 1: It happened be silly string.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're having fun. They look at them there down there and they're straw hats though, like they've traveled the world.
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Speaker 6: I'm a seat on the plane.
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Speaker 3: They're at a hodown.
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Speaker 6: You're how serious does she take these?
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Speaker 11: Like?
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Speaker 4: Does she then fork out for a seat on the plane for him? Or does she put him in the hold?
00:19:10
Speaker 6: Did I say something?
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Speaker 3: You know how she got bregnant?
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Speaker 1: I just found out.
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Speaker 6: How did you get pregnant?
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Speaker 3: She said he didn't wear a condom.
00:19:26
Speaker 1: You're coming up Google Off around the corner.
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Speaker 7: Aaron, tim Angel.
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Speaker 4: I've got to say, can we talk about the devices for the Google Rubby pants?
00:19:43
Speaker 1: Over here? She's lost.
00:19:45
Speaker 5: Had to listen to four minutes of you winging about Coldplay and the Chainsmokers.
00:19:52
Speaker 2: We have meetings on this show for a reason, and not for that stuff to happen.
00:19:59
Speaker 3: One of the biggest songs shut up.
00:20:02
Speaker 6: Can we just talk about devices for this Google off?
00:20:04
Speaker 1: Please?
00:20:04
Speaker 6: Because I said I want to use computers phones and.
00:20:08
Speaker 1: So wait and then I bussed and said can we use computers? And then it was all about me there.
00:20:12
Speaker 4: No, but Ricky is using her actual computer and I'm using not my unusual device.
00:20:16
Speaker 3: Well that's what happens when you ask for a computer. We can use our phones. That's usual device.
00:20:20
Speaker 1: What about this about use whatever you want, just as long as it's got Google.
00:20:23
Speaker 6: Okay, I've got Google open right now and I'm ready to win.
00:20:26
Speaker 3: Okay, well you haven't won this game again to me before?
00:20:28
Speaker 11: So much to Google.
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Speaker 6: It's work for Google.
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Speaker 7: Welcome?
00:20:33
Speaker 6: Yeah, Ned Google, I'm good. I'm really good.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: I think i'm playing for you, Ned?
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Speaker 1: You are?
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Speaker 2: You got a fantastic price for our cons rewards store these Senhiser headphones.
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Speaker 10: That's good?
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Speaker 6: Ready to I'm ready. My fingers are warmed up for you, Ned.
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Speaker 1: Let should cut that up for the Senheiser headphones. Ad. That's good. Look.
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Speaker 5: I don't want to be the party pooper here, but I'm actually playing for net him.
00:21:03
Speaker 1: What's with you today?
00:21:05
Speaker 2: I don't like it when Ricky comes from the studio because She's said, you so hard in it?
00:21:11
Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 1: Is playing for you? What's happening now?
00:21:16
Speaker 3: I can't think you guess what Biank is playing. Joel's playing for Bianca.
00:21:21
Speaker 6: We'll hide the anchor.
00:21:22
Speaker 4: Whatever I said to you, thanks girlfriend, whatever I said to need, I'm actually meant to say to you, I'm.
00:21:28
Speaker 1: Smart this best season at the Quantis Reward Store.
00:21:30
Speaker 2: Earn or use Quantitus points on brands like a bit but SAMs and whatever.
00:21:36
Speaker 1: Search Quantis Rewards Store. Now you know how it works.
00:21:40
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so I'm in.
00:21:42
Speaker 2: It's actually no explanation how it works. But I just ask a question and you're gonna yell out the answer basically.
00:21:48
Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 6: I'm just cleared my workspace ready to play. I'm just going to.
00:21:51
Speaker 1: Because what my next instruction is just says play game a game.
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Speaker 6: I don't think there's much more to it than that.
00:21:58
Speaker 1: No, I know it. It's fun to read out the things sometimes the instruction. Oh right, okay, you do that.
00:22:03
Speaker 2: I do read out a question for you on the top of my head and you have to yell out the answer.
00:22:08
Speaker 1: You can yell out as many answers as you like.
00:22:10
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I know.
00:22:12
Speaker 1: The list might not. We might still have someone brand new tuning in.
00:22:16
Speaker 6: Well, welcome.
00:22:16
Speaker 2: After your performance today, will be going straight back to the other guys.
00:22:19
Speaker 4: Oh, well they're not they're not live.
00:22:25
Speaker 6: I got them. I'm here every day, live and in person.
00:22:28
Speaker 1: No, gosh, I have a day off.
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Speaker 9: Here.
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Speaker 6: He took one day off and you called it for The rules are here.
00:22:34
Speaker 1: Ask the question, you need to google the answer with your laptop. Will both the first shout out the great answer wins. You can guess as many times as you want.
00:22:40
Speaker 6: I'm playing standing, Ricky still sitting.
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Speaker 1: No, you're playing the anchor.
00:22:47
Speaker 6: Okay, okay best.
00:22:50
Speaker 2: The nominations for the twenty twenty three Grammys came out today. Beyonce leads the race with nine nominations. This makes her the most nominated artist ever time, with husband Jay Z now eighty eight nominations throughout their career, which is lovely.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The first Annual I said Annual Grammy Awards was held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Yeah nineteen fifty nine, Yes, twenty eight awards were given out Italian twenty eight. An Italian song actually was the winner. Pumptly known as I Believe It's Concert.
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift made history today though. How's this? She was nommed for Song of the Year for her ten minute version of All Too Well. Yeah, she had sighs with for McCartney and.
00:23:45
Speaker 2: Lionel Richie for the songwriter with the most Song of the Year nominations Ever, that's with six each.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's remarkable.
00:23:52
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift was actually first nominated at the Grammys in two thousand and eight for Best New Artist, but lost to her Amy Wine.
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Speaker 1: That was the question, I know the way I delivered it with.
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Speaker 6: The no sexy, it's really good.
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Speaker 8: Over the year's Best New Artist has been awarded to the Beatles and then at Work, Citney Law, from Mariah Carey, The Blackfish, Yeah, Adell, Billy Eilish, most recently.
00:24:20
Speaker 1: Olivia rod Richard the question too, it's my new technique. I love it.
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Speaker 6: God, this is such for playing.
00:24:27
Speaker 2: In the history of the Grammys, there's been one time where someone has had their Grammy revoked they won Best New Artist.
00:24:35
Speaker 1: Who was it and why did they get it taken away?
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Speaker 5: Frank Farrion Nope, NOI yes?
00:24:45
Speaker 3: Why really?
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Speaker 1: Uh?
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Speaker 5: In nineteen eighty nine, the Best New Artist Grammy was taken from Milli Vanilli because Rob Perlatus and for bris Morvan didn't actually see girl.
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Speaker 6: You know it's true.
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Speaker 1: Frank Farrion, Yeah, you're the winner of the same.
00:25:05
Speaker 6: Because that's as pretty massive.
00:25:08
Speaker 1: Listen to this. This is the press conference.
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Speaker 13: Came to the schedule, did some improvisation, and then it took us in another room and told us, listen, I got that song ready for timing. Cous reason, you can't go back and record that song with your own voice. So what we will do? You will from these songs, and for sure, definitely you will song on the next single.
00:25:26
Speaker 1: So we started to promote. So after after five weeks, sorry, I thought would be a good grab. Put it on.
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Speaker 4: I read, I read the top part. Look really nearly right there, but I read, Frank Farrian, have you heard that?
00:25:41
Speaker 1: We're all here when you do that.
00:25:43
Speaker 2: Okay, it's time we got a new corner because you have like this craftee corner and the cooking corners and stuff.
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Speaker 6: We had a book a corner and parties.
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Speaker 3: The first pain I've looked up.
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Speaker 6: Welcome to Ricky's Junk Corner.
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Speaker 2: I'll you be surprised no one sends more stories about people's junk through to the guys than Ricky La.
00:26:07
Speaker 6: Where do you find them?
00:26:09
Speaker 5: I not. I think my phone knows me very very well, and it sends me nothing but peans.
00:26:16
Speaker 2: Gosh, I've got a blissful life yesterday in the song, you're like a couple of the story to good to wear about.
00:26:23
Speaker 3: The pain sorry, and it had a good video on everything.
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Speaker 1: So we're going to put it all in your junk corner and whenever we collect.
00:26:30
Speaker 3: Enough, it's only about peans.
00:26:32
Speaker 1: I think junk can be chunk, it can.
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Speaker 6: Be about bum junk, but judging the trunk.
00:26:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've got I've got one for next week.
00:26:39
Speaker 1: Then for you already think it's going to be a weekly thing. Wow, that's confidence.
00:26:44
Speaker 13: I like.
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Speaker 6: I like that. I that she comes and swinging.
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Speaker 5: Okay, So I saw this on last night and I couldn't deal. A seventy nine year old man got stuck, got a two hundred and thirty centimeter skipping rope stuck up his peyhole.
00:26:58
Speaker 3: He was ramming it.
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Speaker 7: What is we?
00:27:03
Speaker 3: And it got stuck inside his blodder after he pushed it up so hard.
00:27:06
Speaker 6: Doctors, that's ridiculous.
00:27:08
Speaker 5: And they did like an ultrasound they could see that there was something all tangled up and curled up in there.
00:27:11
Speaker 6: It looks like a little ball of spaghetti. It was skipping rope?
00:27:14
Speaker 1: What jump right for life?
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Speaker 5: After after he had done that, he was complaining, Oh, it hurts to wee little bit.
00:27:21
Speaker 6: It hurts we a little bit. I can't skip.
00:27:24
Speaker 4: I discovered that today at the gym today, thirty two years old. Wow, the trainer says, you're going to do a hundred skips.
00:27:33
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
00:27:34
Speaker 1: This will shock you. I'm a good I'm a good skipper. Of course, actually.
00:27:37
Speaker 6: Skiper out here with gay abandons.
00:27:41
Speaker 4: You do know that one you do the boxer the little Oh wow, that's a bit of fun.
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Speaker 1: You had a good rope.
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Speaker 4: No, I was doing I was doing one two one two, little like two mini jumps.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: Because yeah, it's like you're in primary school.
00:27:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: And then she did not make me do a hundred because we've been I'd still be there. You got past ten and that was I put it up my dick.
00:28:04
Speaker 1: How long it is?
00:28:05
Speaker 10: Why did you do?
00:28:06
Speaker 3: Why would you how?
00:28:08
Speaker 1: First of all hash streaming services have run out?
00:28:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what that would be very painful, That would be so painful. And also why was he doing it is what I want to know. He's obviously feel good or did he like the pain?
00:28:23
Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 6: Maybe so kinky he's a big skippy fan. Okay, so that's that one right.
00:28:30
Speaker 3: All the blood on us.
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Speaker 6: I thought there was the color of the rope.
00:28:34
Speaker 3: No, it's a yellow rope.
00:28:36
Speaker 6: Look blood all over it. It's like a pasta arabiata.
00:28:43
Speaker 5: So then also the other show for this, and I was very upset that you didn't put it on.
00:28:48
Speaker 2: This is the one where you cracked it.
00:28:53
Speaker 3: So doctor David Ryner, he's an Australian. I don't know how to say that. I do anesthetic specialists.
00:28:58
Speaker 5: It's the other one and the ann do you say this anas.
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Speaker 6: The tist beneath just say really gay? The gay you say?
00:29:06
Speaker 4: The losses the test.
00:29:12
Speaker 5: He's warned men about opting for anal enlargement surgery. Definitely, don't let someone cut into your penis or operate on your penis make it larger.
00:29:23
Speaker 8: You'll get a bad outcome and you'll be more insecure.
00:29:26
Speaker 6: I didn't know there was such thing.
00:29:28
Speaker 3: Well there is.
00:29:29
Speaker 5: They get them to lengthen and to widen them. So when they lengthen.
00:29:33
Speaker 4: Them, never seen you come out a story like you're guest hosting the project.
00:29:41
Speaker 3: Here I am to talk about pains.
00:29:43
Speaker 5: They lengthen them, they cut the suspension ligament, which must.
00:29:46
Speaker 6: Be I don't even need your sheep.
00:29:49
Speaker 3: I have gone deep on this one. And then to widen them, they inject fat into the pin.
00:29:55
Speaker 5: Oh my god, to make it more girthy.
00:29:59
Speaker 6: Blood that he looked over.
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Speaker 1: Wow, that is ricky. We are back tomorrow.
00:30:05
Speaker 2: Confidence Great jobs as well tomorrow Quick Jobs back the usual to see them.
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