Green Street Hooligans

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Gather round as four friends share, rewatch,
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and possibly ruin favorite films from their childhoods.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode
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of Paramnesia Theater. My name is Tim and I will
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be hosting today. I am joined by my fellow co
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-hosts Riley, Rebecca, and Anna. Today we are
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watching a movie that I honestly can't remember
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the last time I saw. Close to 20 years ago probably
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was the last time I watched it. It came out in
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2005. It has some very... A couple actors I think
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became maybe... Larger known after. I don't know.
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I haven't seen other stuff. They're recognizable,
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but I don't know why. I was watching a little
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bit earlier and I was like, I've seen him in
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something else. I just can't remember what. One
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of them is Elijah Wood, though. Nice. I hope
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you recognized him. It's hard. He doesn't have
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the long curly hair. Big hairy feet. It's hard
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to spot him otherwise. His blue eyes are very
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distinctive. Yeah, they are. They're very piercing.
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Yeah, he has very piercing eyes. I didn't really
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look a lot into it because I didn't want to remember
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a lot. We used to watch this more as like a cult
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experience, like a bunch of the soccer boys.
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We would watch this and get super amped about
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playing soccer. Is it about soccer? Yes. I didn't
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know that. Bend it like Beckham. No. Is it like
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that one with Amanda Bynes? She's the Man? She's
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the Man? No. Is this the sequel to She's the
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Man? Prequel, I would imagine. While soccer is
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a main headlining aspect of it, it is more, I
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guess, it follows a group of hooligans or football
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fanboys and the misadventures that they get into.
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So it's less of them playing soccer, more of
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them. enjoying the sport of soccer and being
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hooligans and other things stuff happens at games
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they're at games okay but they're not playing
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the games no they are not soccer players gotcha
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okay cool okay cool i know the movie now that
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you're thinking but i can't remember you talk
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about it all the time green street hooligans
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that's what we're watching that's what he's talking
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about right now oh he didn't say the title yet
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though Right? No, he didn't actually. Thank you.
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Okay. Oh. What movie are we watching? We're going
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to be watching Green Street Hooligans. I'm sorry.
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I thought we had established that already. I
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was just rolling with it. My bad. I can't remember
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if I said it or not. Okay. No, you just said
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you hadn't seen it in a long time and then you
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started talking about it. Perfect. I thought
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you were hinting with the word hooligans. No.
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I have to get the name. Okay. I usually write
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it far toward the end of the paragraph or two
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that I've... written ahead of time but i really
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did not want to do any research into this at
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all beforehand i just i'm just excited to see
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it again without knowing a lot awesome love that
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feeling too yeah i just i want to get the full
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experience and hope that it is as exciting i
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mean this is the full nature of the podcast in
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this movie for me right now all right so is the
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last time you watched this in high school it
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came out in 2005 you graduated in 2006 Yes. I
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mean, I probably watched it a few times throughout
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the next couple of years. So I'd say maybe 2008
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was the last time I'd seen it. Solid amount of
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time, yeah. Yeah, it's been a long time. But
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we would watch it, I swear, at least once a month,
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a couple times a month. It was frequently viewed.
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Fun. Awesome. What's it rated? Oh, that's a great
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question. It's rated R. What are its ratings?
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Okay. Yeah, this is always my exciting. Okay.
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Sex and nudity. Oh. None. Oh. Okay. Oh. Yeah.
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This might actually be more violent in certain
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aspects than Domino. Okay. Really? Yeah. At least
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you saw some tits in that one, but none in here.
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Okay, no titties. That movie was really, really
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pretty violent. Violence and gore, severe. Oh,
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there's the rating. Provanity, severe. That's
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to be expected. Yeah, it is over, you know, across
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the pond. Alcohol, drugs, and smoking, moderate.
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Frightening and intense scenes, moderate. So
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it's really about that violence, gore, and profanity.
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A lot of fucks. No. No? Oh. Are they English?
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The other one. Yes, they are. Gotcha. Poop. Shite?
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I think it starts with a C. Yeah, definitely.
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It starts with a third letter. And ends with
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a, see you next, next Tuesday. Oh, man. So, yeah,
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I'm very excited about this movie. But what's
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its rating like out of 10? Oh, out of 10? Or
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whatever the meta scores. Yeah. Tomato meters.
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Tomatoes. After meters. 7 .4 out of 10 on the
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IMDb. That's high for us. Yeah, we're usually
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somewhere in the sixes. Yeah, and it looks like
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it's climbing in popularity right now. Right
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now? Yeah, it's 2 ,759 something, and that means
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it's up 140 something else's. The numbers are
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there, but they're not telling me. I guess I
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could just click it. It's a link. Didn't help.
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Brought me to a commercial and a bunch of other
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random stuff. Nice. Maybe what it is is that
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it's 2 ,759 out of all of the movies in IMDb.
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I think you're right. I guess that could be.
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Which would actually be a really wild way to
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rate something. Maybe it's just 2 ,700 and something
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most popular movie or most searched for. movie
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at the moment I think most popular movies because
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number one is Michael from 2006 the Michael Jackson
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movie from 2006 26 excuse me oh I just saw it
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it was great 2026 Mortal Kombat 2 yeah okay so
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I don't know this doesn't seem I think it's the
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most searched like where it falls in the overall
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rankings I think you're right about like what
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movies or number of movies it is on the old list
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Yeah, I mean, I do keep looking it up on IMDb,
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so I've definitely been adding to it on my own.
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I'm going to get this to number one. Yeah, do
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you have any other more questions? Did it win
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awards? Did it win awards? It won a total of
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four awards. Nice. 2005 winner Best Feature Film
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at the Malibu Film Festival. 2005 winner of the...
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SXSW Grand Jury Award. South by Southwest. Oh.
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Thank you. Yep. 2025 winner of the Audience Award
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at the South by Southwest Festival. And then
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a 2005 winner for Best Feature of the La Femme
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International Film Festival. That's interesting.
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Okay. Some pretty good accolades there. Yeah,
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I mean, I'm not going to lie. That surprised
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me. I didn't realize it got that much attention.
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Yeah. I do feel like it holds a cult classic
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position. I feel like I've heard this movie referenced
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a lot, but I've never actually seen it. I've
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never heard of it other than Tim talking about
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it. It's a lot of fun. I feel like it's very
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engaging and you quickly, from what I remember,
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are able to kind of pick a side. root them on
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like it's a very quick like you get behind what's
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happening i keep thinking of it in terms of like
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the outsiders that kind of a vibe of a movie
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sort of out outcast teenagers yeah because it's
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also like the outsiders versus the social yep
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social social yep you got it good old pony boy
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see i whenever i think about this movie because
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i don't know anything about it i think about
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that traveling football fan troupe from Eurotrip.
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The big bald guy and they run through this. Oh,
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yeah, yeah, yeah. Vinny. Oh, no, I forgot his
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name. Yeah, Vinny. Yeah, he's in a lot of stuff.
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Vinny Pepper Adele. My cousin Vinny. Ah. I'll
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remember it. He says Googling it. Did you bring
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any snacks? I did. I brought the traditional
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haggis. Is this set in England, by the way? That's
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Scotland. I think it's Europe. Yeah. England.
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It's all over over there. Oh, I guess it's like,
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isn't it Scottish? It's definitely Scottish.
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Traditionally. Yeah. All right. Haggis! Don't
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know if everybody knows, but like that's literally
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the same. places britain just about don't you
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dare say that you have to cut that yeah i mean
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just a little north yeah i know there's separate
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places but like they don't consider themselves
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geographically they are they share a land mass
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is what i'm trying to say without googling it
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i think i'm fairly certain his name is vinnie
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jones and now i'm gonna confirm that you're watching
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me do this i am just gonna make sure no one thought
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i was doing it yeah just had to come back to
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me it's vinnie jones I don't think I ever knew
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that guy's name, even though he's in everything.
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Well, I guess I'll know him when I see him. Seeing
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his face, I think you will know him. This movie
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is part of why I know him. Oh, man, there's another
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one he's in. I mean, obviously. Wait, is he in
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this movie, too? Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't know
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that. That's very cool. What else would we be
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talking about? I think he's in this movie. I
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was talking about the guy that reminded me from
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a different movie. Oh, right. No, I don't know.
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We'll find out. It's a perfect fit for him. If
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he was in here, I wouldn't be surprised. I'd
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be surprised if I forgot. I guess Elijah Wood
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really stole the hooligan spotlight there. Surprising,
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because he's like three foot six. Last time I
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saw him, he was. I'm sure I'm shorter than him.
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Definitely. Yeah, probably. He's not very tall,
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though. But he's a super nice guy. He seems like
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it. He really is. You didn't tell us your snack,
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though, Tim. Oh, yeah. Oh, I brought beer. Hey!
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Perfect. That's what hooligans enjoy is beer.
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That is what hooligans enjoy. For once, I picked
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the perfect movie. Just like this hooligan. Yeah.
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I actually brought a beer to the studio today.
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Is that a beer? Yep. Oh, I thought it was like
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an iced coffee or something. With that much foam?
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We don't have that. I don't know, man. I smoked
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a little weed. I don't know. Cut that. Cut that.
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Don't admit it ever. Yeah, I think I hear...
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Hooligans? Some balls getting kicked? Oh, no.
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Chanting. Getting closer. We should go see what
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that's about. have you with us this evening and
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want you to enjoy every minute of your stay here.
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treats. Our foods are fresh and tasty, our drinks
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satisfying and refreshing. Alright, so what did
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everyone think? You watched this movie to get
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hyped to play soccer? I can see it. I can see
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it too. I mean the ending is a little sad, but...
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I didn't remember that part at all. I had a feeling
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that was the direction it was going most of the
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time. I am confused where the green streets came
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in though. Maybe that was the street the pub
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was on. They also kept saying G -S -C? E. Elite.
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Green Street Elite. They didn't call themselves
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hooligans. I was waiting for the hooligans. No.
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They're elites. I was confused as shit. They
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weren't very elite. They were kind of crazy.
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Hooligans is the negative term given to them
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by the public. Oh. I get it. I mean, they were
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very hooligany. Yeah. The term hooligan to me
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says a little bit more lighthearted and a little
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less stabby. They were very stabby. Well, it
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happened once. The beer bottle to the neck? Yeah,
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it was pretty tense. It was once. I didn't even
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see the knife. It was a beer bottle. Killed a
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12 -year -old? Yeah. That was not an accident.
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I mean, he got trampled. Why was he there? Because
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he was with his paw. That's what makes it not
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an accident. Dad was a complete jackass. Really
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bad dad. Just an all -around bad person, quite
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frankly. His dad would have killed him sooner
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or later. 100%. That guy was probably a bad father.
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But he was badass. From the moment you see him,
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you're like, oh, I wouldn't mess with that dude.
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That guy's mean. He's got some gnarly scars on
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his lips and the shadow. I don't know if it was
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the version we were watching or an actual...
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uh stylized choice but like everything was very
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dark yeah i was not threatened by him he reminded
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me of one of the guys that hangs out with adam
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sandler and i was like he's a bitch i was waiting
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for the young guys to take him down well they
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did not they did not no no they didn't win the
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end of the movie no there wasn't really a winner
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i mean there was a clear loser yes though And
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that was Charlie Hunnam, who was also in this
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movie and played a very big part. Or was it his
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brother? I mean, they were both losers. Yeah.
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Quite frankly. His brother lost his wife and
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child. She packed up and left. And his brother,
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because his brother died. Yeah. I was glad she
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left. And it wasn't just like, all right, this
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one time. Yeah. And she was like, nope, fuck
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this. I said that. Bye. Yeah. That was good,
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though. Held her ground. Yeah, I really thought
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she was going to stick around. Glad she didn't
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because we almost saw her little tiny baby, giant
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baby get killed. That child, I feel like, got
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like six inches bigger every time we saw it.
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It was like the hat in Super Troopers. Yeah,
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just keep picking it. It got bigger every time
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we saw it. It took a long time to film. The baby
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grew. Babies grow. Oh. It's just a different
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kid every day. They're just like, oh, there's
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one. Yeah, I recognized Bauer, which was the
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right hand thug there with the big mole on his
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face. He is from a movie called The Perfect Creature
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where he's a vampire. And there was a few facial
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expressions in this movie where I was like, well,
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this movie got him the other one. There were
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a couple of people that I recognized in it as
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well. The brother Steve there, the one that got
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stabbed in the neck. He is in Band of Brothers.
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lieutenant blythe or private blythe i can't remember
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what he was and then the guy who i was like who
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was that guy in the black shirt uh ross mccall
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also plays uh in band of brothers as well he's
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uh we've got in band brothers and then the dad
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plays is is mr teichberg from taking woodstock
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the father of um dimitri martin And then, really
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cool, I caught right at the very beginning, Jon
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Favreau is an executive producer on this movie.
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Nice. And good kind to tell. You know what movie
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it felt like for me? It's like a rated R version
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of The Replacements, that football movie, with
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Keanu Reeves and Jon Favreau's in it. Never mind.
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Anyways, fantastic film. Well, you have to add
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it to your list. You and I watched it last year.
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No. I feel like this reminded me of Fight Club
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meets SLC Punk meets The Lost Boys. Oh, I see
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that. It's like a meeting of the, a merger of
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those three ideas. Felt kind of like The Outsiders
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meets Pay It Forward. I have not seen Pay It
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Forward. It's very sad. It's a devastating movie.
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Very sad. I won't bring it to the table because
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it's so sad. Oh. No one should watch it. No.
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I'm pretty sure you and I watched that at my
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parents' house. That was another one your dad
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brought home and we were real young. Yep. Not
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appropriate for our age group. Nope. Hailey Joel
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Osmond's in it. It's very good. Very sad. Who's
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Billy Joel Osmond? Hailey Joel Osmond. Who's
00:18:19.410 --> 00:18:24.950
that? Billy Joel Osmond's son. Shut up. No. Hailey
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Joel Osmond is in... He's in everything. Little
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Nicky. Secondhand Lions. Little Nicky. Not Little
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Nicky. Which one am I thinking of? Oh, no, I'm
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thinking of Jonathan Lipnicki. Yeah. No, not
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that kid. Not him. Oh, my God. He's in everything.
00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:48.960
Was he in The Sixth Sense? Yes. He's in The Sixth
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Sense. That kid. He's the one that can see dead
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people. I thought that was Bruce Willis. Bruce
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Willis is dead people. But that's the big spoiler.
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The twist. Is this one of those Emma Knight,
00:19:03.369 --> 00:19:06.609
Shyamalan movies? Yeah, the one that arguably
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actually made him famous. Like, super famous.
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Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, I really like this movie,
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though. It was fun. Start to finish action. I
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feel like it had the intended effect, which is
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to rile people up about soccer or anything else,
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honestly. I was pretty riled up. I think I agree
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with Tim when he said that it has really nothing
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to do with soccer. Yeah. They had that one match,
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but the most soccer that was played was amongst
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eight -year -olds. Yeah. That was definitely
00:19:44.630 --> 00:19:46.329
the most focused on the game was when it was
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children. Yeah, and then they dropped that pretty
00:19:49.970 --> 00:19:52.609
quick. They were like, let's do bar fights instead.
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No, I mean, there's a line where he explains
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what it is. He's like, you know, there's the
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soccer teams, you know, soccer clubs, and they're
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all great. This team's great, you know, but it's
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about where the fighting part of it. That's what
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we do. So, you know, every team has their own
00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:16.160
fighting department. The firm. The firm. What
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a fun show. I did spend the first quarter of
00:20:19.160 --> 00:20:20.940
the movie just trying to be like, I don't know
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what they're saying. Yeah, I honestly, my ears
00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:26.740
couldn't adjust. So I've got no delicious dialogue
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written down because. i couldn't fucking understand
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like the context was very easy and like i knew
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what they were saying i just was like i can't
00:20:34.849 --> 00:20:37.109
pick out anything really specific yeah especially
00:20:37.109 --> 00:20:38.890
when they were talking about the british slang
00:20:38.890 --> 00:20:41.430
yeah oh i don't understand that at all i've been
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watching this show recently i think it's called
00:20:43.329 --> 00:20:46.029
still game and it's like an old british comedy
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show and they talk like that the whole time and
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i can understand the gist of it yeah but it is
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like listening to another language kind of yeah
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it's probably funnier if you like really understand
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what they're saying I did get a little delicious
00:21:01.509 --> 00:21:04.609
dialogue. I liked when Elijah Wood said, you
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teach? He was shocked. Is all your delicious
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dialogue going to be Elijah Wood's American eyes
00:21:13.390 --> 00:21:16.950
in English? No, my only other dialogue is I think
00:21:16.950 --> 00:21:19.490
one of the Harvard guys said, congrats on the
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Epstein account. I so I have like so off. Yeah,
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horrible. I have like little things that like
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I remind myself that we do all the time. And
00:21:29.730 --> 00:21:31.549
one of them is didn't age. And I think I've only
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used it twice. Like it's a little D .A. I put
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next to the note. I only ever used it two times,
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I think, in the entire history of this podcast
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until that one where I was like, OK, this is
00:21:42.210 --> 00:21:45.970
probably the worst aging thing that's ever happened
00:21:45.970 --> 00:21:49.630
in a movie we watched. Or the best. I mean, I
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think some people already knew about what was
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going on at that point. So they just kind of
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slipped that in there because that guy, the character
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that got the Epstein account, he was the main
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villain kind of. Yeah. I think Epstein got arrested
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right around 2000. It was like right after this.
00:22:05.990 --> 00:22:08.609
So it was like 2000 to 2010, I think is when
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they originally brought him up. That long ago?
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Yeah, I know. Crazy that nothing happened to
00:22:14.589 --> 00:22:17.829
him for so long. For me, the original, that was
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like. When they said the Epstein files, I was
00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:23.000
like, oh, that's what proves these are terrible
00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:26.420
people. Yeah. That's what he's excited about.
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Especially when they're like congratulating you
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on the Epstein account. It's like, yeah, good.
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You only got it because of your daddy. Classic.
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I really thought. that end scene elijah wood
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was going to beat the fucking piss out of him
00:22:39.619 --> 00:22:41.940
in that bathroom how disappointing it didn't
00:22:41.940 --> 00:22:44.740
happen i know but the thing is like he knew who
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like that guy would 100 go and snitch and be
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like hey we need to arrest this dude yeah beat
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my ass in a bathroom well it also led into what
00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:54.299
he was saying at the end how he was like you
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know he taught me how to stand my ground in his
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life and in his death it taught me to back off
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so he walked the line of threatening him anyway
00:23:02.140 --> 00:23:04.960
and raising his fist and then not Could have
00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:07.039
punched him once. Yeah, he could have punched
00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:09.259
him at least once. I really thought a beer bottle
00:23:09.259 --> 00:23:10.900
was getting shattered on the wall and he was
00:23:10.900 --> 00:23:12.880
going to stab him in the throat repeatedly. Oh.
00:23:14.039 --> 00:23:16.339
No, I don't think Elijah Wood ever got that violent.
00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:18.920
I mean, he got pretty violent. He smoked somebody
00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.140
with a 2x4 at the end. He did. I loved that.
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That last fight scene was really good. I also
00:23:23.940 --> 00:23:26.119
loved that we got to see Frodo singing some pub
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songs. That was fun. That's a fun twist on that.
00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:32.180
Would have been cool if Mary and Pippin were
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somewhere in the... Yeah. Would have. They were
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just in the background. That'd be hilarious.
00:23:38.099 --> 00:23:41.480
Yeah. Or if Samwise was the leader of the other
00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.019
club. Oh, no. That'd be terrible. It would be
00:23:45.019 --> 00:23:47.980
terrible. There'd be a home erotica scene where
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they're almost kissing. It's like the mashup
00:23:51.339 --> 00:23:53.220
of the end of The Lord of the Rings where Frodo's
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on the bed and they're all jumping around. Other
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kind of jumping on beds. I don't know how we
00:24:01.990 --> 00:24:04.450
got through a hobbit sex scene, but. Well, you
00:24:04.450 --> 00:24:09.130
know, it's the natural progression. Yeah. I had
00:24:09.130 --> 00:24:11.769
a delicious dialogue from Elijah when he's talking
00:24:11.769 --> 00:24:13.470
to his dad and he's like, well, I'm tired of
00:24:13.470 --> 00:24:15.569
having a relationship with your voicemail. I
00:24:15.569 --> 00:24:17.289
thought that was such a great comeback for this
00:24:17.289 --> 00:24:19.470
like absentee father. It's like suddenly now.
00:24:19.869 --> 00:24:22.630
Oh, why didn't you call me? Yeah, I tried doing
00:24:22.630 --> 00:24:25.059
that. Yeah. And I don't want to leave a message.
00:24:25.059 --> 00:24:27.480
Yeah. I got kicked out of school because of drug
00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.200
dealing. Yeah. But that's not the whole story.
00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:32.859
Why didn't you come find me? It's like, why do
00:24:32.859 --> 00:24:34.940
I have to find you? Find you? Where do I even
00:24:34.940 --> 00:24:39.859
start? I'm in the same place. Yeah, you come
00:24:39.859 --> 00:24:43.859
to me. But he did take that 10 grand, presumably.
00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:45.779
Mm -hmm. I would assume that, too. That was the
00:24:45.779 --> 00:24:47.259
implication. He had the envelope. That's how
00:24:47.259 --> 00:24:50.279
he got there. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, hell, I want
00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:52.440
to take it, too. Whatever. I mean, you're already
00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:54.839
kicked out of school. Take the 10 grand. If I'm
00:24:54.839 --> 00:24:56.660
not going to fight it, then I'm going to take
00:24:56.660 --> 00:24:59.880
the money. Yeah, I mean, plus prove I took $10
00:24:59.880 --> 00:25:02.539
,000 of random cash that you just had sitting
00:25:02.539 --> 00:25:07.259
around. Prove that happened. I would have taken
00:25:07.259 --> 00:25:08.779
it and then be like, hey, school, why don't you
00:25:08.779 --> 00:25:11.039
do a drug test and see if I've done coke or if
00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:14.519
that guy's done coke lately? That's true, too.
00:25:15.299 --> 00:25:17.220
Yeah, that seems pretty cut and dry. The school
00:25:17.220 --> 00:25:20.339
really didn't try very hard. I know. if my roommate
00:25:20.339 --> 00:25:22.460
was like dude you've got more i've got more to
00:25:22.460 --> 00:25:25.319
lose than you i'd be like i this to me it's the
00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:27.240
same amount of things to lose like i don't know
00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:30.259
i get kicked out of school you go probably pay
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to go to another school i don't like it's not
00:25:32.460 --> 00:25:35.220
really that fair i probably have way more to
00:25:35.220 --> 00:25:38.500
lose i think the point was that the kid's dad
00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:42.029
was the president of the school I thought the
00:25:42.029 --> 00:25:44.829
election... No, I think he's like a congressman
00:25:44.829 --> 00:25:46.789
or something. Well, he would have been really
00:25:46.789 --> 00:25:48.910
hard to get the school to kick him out properly.
00:25:51.230 --> 00:25:53.529
Then you stab him in the throat with a beer bottle.
00:25:53.690 --> 00:25:59.849
Yeah. I guess. My only line of delicious dialogue
00:25:59.849 --> 00:26:01.809
was, you're pissing in the wind if you think
00:26:01.809 --> 00:26:04.329
you're coming with me. That was a pretty good
00:26:04.329 --> 00:26:08.049
one. I did like the very beginning when they're
00:26:08.049 --> 00:26:11.599
first setting off to the pub. It was just a very
00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.680
cool scene, I felt. And I really enjoyed how
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:18.380
Elijah Wood tried to kick him and immediately
00:26:18.380 --> 00:26:22.299
failed. I was like, I've never been in a fight
00:26:22.299 --> 00:26:27.059
besides that one. That's not a fight. I think
00:26:27.059 --> 00:26:29.980
it showed his gumption, though. So he was like,
00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.099
all right, you can come along. At least you tried
00:26:32.099 --> 00:26:34.960
to do something. At least you tried to kick me
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:37.559
in the shin. The scene in the kitchen where you
00:26:37.559 --> 00:26:39.680
first meet Charlie Hunnam's character, I wrote,
00:26:39.740 --> 00:26:43.680
Charlie Hunnam is such a knob. I fucking can't
00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:45.500
stand people like that. It's just so annoying.
00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:49.900
I'm so tough. Chill, bro. I'm holding a baby.
00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:54.500
I know. Charlie pulls it off. Yeah, well. I gotta
00:26:54.500 --> 00:26:56.980
say, I think it was overly gratuitous to have
00:26:56.980 --> 00:27:00.059
him come out of the shower with, like, just a
00:27:00.059 --> 00:27:03.480
towel on. No. It was perfect. It was fine. The
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:05.759
thing is, I wouldn't let my friends into my house
00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:07.660
until I put something on my bottom. Like, I'm
00:27:07.660 --> 00:27:10.759
not opening the door with just a towel on. What
00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:12.660
about that one scene? Was it James Bond where
00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:14.839
he's in the sauna and he's, like, kicking ass
00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:17.339
with that little tiny towel around him? I mean,
00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:20.180
that's a bit different. You don't own the sauna.
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:22.460
Like, I don't know. People can come into it.
00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:25.880
I do own my apartment to a degree where I could
00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:30.170
be like, hey, friends. I'm not ready to record
00:27:30.170 --> 00:27:32.150
the podcast yet. I don't care how much you want
00:27:32.150 --> 00:27:34.369
to beat my roommate's ass real quick. Can I put
00:27:34.369 --> 00:27:36.730
on some pants? And then I would at least throw
00:27:36.730 --> 00:27:39.789
some shorts on. When you're a badass, you just
00:27:39.789 --> 00:27:42.710
let your dick swing. Yes. You know, it's been
00:27:42.710 --> 00:27:46.490
so long. Since you were a badass? Yeah, 100%.
00:27:46.490 --> 00:27:47.910
I thought you were going to say since you let
00:27:47.910 --> 00:27:51.309
your dick swing. It's been like 30 minutes. I
00:27:51.309 --> 00:27:54.390
went outside for a bit. Did a lap with my pants
00:27:54.390 --> 00:28:01.480
down. Anywho. Anyhow, next time we record, I
00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:03.859
will be sure to show up in a towel. All right.
00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:06.579
My abs. You're not Charlie Hunnam. My abs are
00:28:06.579 --> 00:28:09.920
comparable to the immaculate Charlie Hunnam's.
00:28:10.059 --> 00:28:13.819
Yeah. When he gets really old and lets himself
00:28:13.819 --> 00:28:17.920
go. I did wonder if Sons of Anarchy pulled a
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:19.680
lot of inspiration from this. Because Sons of
00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:21.980
Anarchy, they do what Charlie Hunnam called the
00:28:21.980 --> 00:28:24.380
California look with the motorcycles, with the
00:28:24.380 --> 00:28:28.950
white sneakers. Yes. So he looked a lot like
00:28:28.950 --> 00:28:32.069
his character. Also acted very much like that
00:28:32.069 --> 00:28:34.470
same character. Like, he's the leader of this
00:28:34.470 --> 00:28:37.049
firm. He's the leader of a motorcycle gang. Like,
00:28:37.049 --> 00:28:40.710
very comparable. Yeah. Dies in the end. Does
00:28:40.710 --> 00:28:43.410
die in the end, yes. I don't like that comparison.
00:28:43.890 --> 00:28:46.410
Well, he didn't learn his lesson the first time,
00:28:46.450 --> 00:28:49.609
I guess. So he joined another gang and died again.
00:28:49.730 --> 00:28:52.529
Died a second time. At least he was in leather
00:28:52.529 --> 00:28:59.599
the second time. Leather daddy. I wonder why
00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:05.039
me and Anna watch the show. No reason. Don't
00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:07.940
worry about it. I did not like his scumbag little
00:29:07.940 --> 00:29:10.619
friend there, though, that went to his brother
00:29:10.619 --> 00:29:14.519
and was like, hey, come kill all of my real friends
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:18.720
real quick. Yeah, he was a little gremlin. He
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:20.700
was jealous the second Elijah Wood's character
00:29:20.700 --> 00:29:27.539
showed up. Talk about homoerotic. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:28.160 --> 00:29:31.059
A little unnecessary. I probably would not have
00:29:31.059 --> 00:29:34.279
been like, let's fight these guys in an open
00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:36.380
field after they jump through the windows of
00:29:36.380 --> 00:29:39.440
my pub and then start Molotov cocktailing everything.
00:29:40.460 --> 00:29:42.779
That's more intense than I was probably willing
00:29:42.779 --> 00:29:45.579
to go. And then stabbed a man in the neck. And
00:29:45.579 --> 00:29:48.220
then stabbed my brother in the neck. Yeah. I
00:29:48.220 --> 00:29:50.039
would be showing up in that Land Rover and never
00:29:50.039 --> 00:29:51.819
stopping. I would just hit as many people as
00:29:51.819 --> 00:29:54.599
I could. Wipe them out. That would have been
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:56.539
awesome if that's what the sister did. Yeah,
00:29:56.579 --> 00:29:59.660
I thought for a second. That sister was so fucking
00:29:59.660 --> 00:30:01.619
dumb. Why did she do that? Why did she drive
00:30:01.619 --> 00:30:04.160
her baby to a beach where there's a gang fight
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:06.579
going on? I don't know. Why would you do that?
00:30:06.619 --> 00:30:08.319
I thought her car would get stuck in the sand,
00:30:08.420 --> 00:30:10.500
but she didn't even try to leave when that guy
00:30:10.500 --> 00:30:12.819
was attacking her car. No, she got in the back
00:30:12.819 --> 00:30:15.599
seat. Yeah, that was weird. Yeah, or she got
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:17.640
in the front seat and just drove at a mediocre
00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:22.220
pace backwards. No mother instinct. No. Yeah,
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.740
she sucked. Yeah, I don't know what her idea
00:30:25.740 --> 00:30:28.380
there was, quite frankly. I don't know. So, Tim,
00:30:28.500 --> 00:30:32.240
did this live up to your expectations? Yeah,
00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:35.400
I mean, it's always different. I guess it's evolved
00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:41.019
since the beginning of the podcast to how I gauge
00:30:41.019 --> 00:30:44.539
it. So I saw things that were different and made
00:30:44.539 --> 00:30:47.059
note of that. There were certain spots where
00:30:47.059 --> 00:30:50.670
the pacing felt slow or kind of like... Why is
00:30:50.670 --> 00:30:52.369
this in the plot? This doesn't seem like it needs
00:30:52.369 --> 00:30:55.049
to be there. But the overall vibe, like, yeah,
00:30:55.210 --> 00:30:57.869
it was what I was hoping for. So that was awesome.
00:30:58.289 --> 00:31:00.529
I think it achieved the vibe. I think it fell
00:31:00.529 --> 00:31:03.190
a little short on plot. Like, I thought it was
00:31:03.190 --> 00:31:06.190
really pretty predictable along the way, especially
00:31:06.190 --> 00:31:09.289
when there was long portions of, like, nothing
00:31:09.289 --> 00:31:11.430
happening except for them fighting. Like, oh,
00:31:11.490 --> 00:31:15.490
they're just going to fight again. I mean, I
00:31:15.490 --> 00:31:19.269
think part of the story is the story of... children
00:31:19.269 --> 00:31:22.730
who had a poor relationship with their father
00:31:22.730 --> 00:31:27.869
that they're working on healing um both in different
00:31:27.869 --> 00:31:31.410
ways uh and kind of i guess more elijah wood
00:31:31.410 --> 00:31:36.529
trying to get out of you know that shadow so
00:31:36.529 --> 00:31:39.490
to speak but they're kind of like a kind of a
00:31:39.490 --> 00:31:41.490
reuniting even though it's not really like official
00:31:41.490 --> 00:31:43.609
but you know they have the conversation they
00:31:43.609 --> 00:31:46.130
chase each other down whatever So I think there's,
00:31:46.190 --> 00:31:47.490
like, that story going on in the background.
00:31:47.589 --> 00:31:49.630
And then you have this, like, kind of a parallel
00:31:49.630 --> 00:31:51.930
story of two brothers, one who took over where
00:31:51.930 --> 00:31:55.589
the other one left off. But I think deep down,
00:31:55.609 --> 00:31:58.250
the older brother doesn't want his younger brother,
00:31:58.309 --> 00:32:00.190
like, leading this club. He's very aware that
00:32:00.190 --> 00:32:04.230
what the crazy bad stuff that could happen is,
00:32:04.309 --> 00:32:10.430
like the killing of a child. So, yeah, and then
00:32:10.430 --> 00:32:12.470
two siblings trying to figure out their relationship
00:32:12.470 --> 00:32:15.960
when it was kind of... They had apparently a
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:17.480
rough go. So I don't know. It was like a lot
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:20.119
of family stuff happening and a very, very family
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:23.599
focused thing, both on the fixing it side and
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.319
like the friend side, like the different meetings
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:28.900
of family. Yeah. And even so, like you go a step
00:32:28.900 --> 00:32:31.019
further. It's not just family, but it's like
00:32:31.019 --> 00:32:33.240
also the family you choose. Yeah. Like blood
00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:37.000
versus bond. Yeah. However, with like such a
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.720
focus on family, I'm really surprised Vin Diesel
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:44.700
didn't show up. He was in the background. with
00:32:44.700 --> 00:32:47.180
mary and pippin he could have been tommy the
00:32:47.180 --> 00:32:52.640
other rival firm leader there yeah yeah it's
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:57.059
never too late well unless he made it into the
00:32:57.059 --> 00:33:01.400
sequel then it might be too late i forgot there
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:04.319
was a sequel there does seem to be i've never
00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:07.000
seen it i wouldn't try i don't know anything
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:11.579
about it more people dead it's immediately after
00:33:11.579 --> 00:33:17.680
and it's just like 28 days later starts it all
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:21.559
started with a bar fight in england i could believe
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:23.880
that the amount of blood that those people must
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:26.119
have shared and swapped and like gotten on each
00:33:26.119 --> 00:33:28.440
other there's just like no protection overall
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:30.779
i want to see somebody's papers yeah you know
00:33:30.779 --> 00:33:34.180
their test scores before we get in to this scrap
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:37.279
There was one scene where somebody gets punched
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:40.759
and like the way the blood splattered at the
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:43.279
camera felt like it wanted to be a 3D movie.
00:33:43.380 --> 00:33:45.980
And I was like, that looks weird. I wish they
00:33:45.980 --> 00:33:47.680
didn't do that part. I think that was in the
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:49.400
final fight scene when they were on the little
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.759
beach area. Was it? Yeah. It actually gets clocked
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:56.240
with a thing of brass knuckles. And it sends
00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:59.160
him swirling and spitting blood out all over.
00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:02.289
And then his cheeks all gashed up. Yeah. yeah
00:34:02.289 --> 00:34:04.769
the blood budget for this movie was very high
00:34:04.769 --> 00:34:07.769
whatever the budget was half of it went to blood
00:34:07.769 --> 00:34:12.570
yeah absolutely there's a lot of blood there's
00:34:12.570 --> 00:34:16.730
also a lot of brick throwing which london has
00:34:16.730 --> 00:34:19.550
a lot of bricks just bricks laying around if
00:34:19.550 --> 00:34:22.010
you figure how old the buildings are like there's
00:34:22.010 --> 00:34:23.809
gonna be bricks that have fallen off the buildings
00:34:23.809 --> 00:34:27.250
just in the street yeah yeah the buildings fall
00:34:27.250 --> 00:34:30.989
down you're like oh shit run I lost. Don't you
00:34:30.989 --> 00:34:33.769
remember in 101 Dalmatians where that English
00:34:33.769 --> 00:34:38.090
girl was picking up bricks for her garden? Yes,
00:34:38.110 --> 00:34:40.949
I do. I was thinking of the cartoon and I was
00:34:40.949 --> 00:34:42.710
like, what the fuck are you talking about? The
00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:44.590
one we watched on the podcast. I do remember
00:34:44.590 --> 00:34:47.570
now. Wait, did we not watch the animated one
00:34:47.570 --> 00:34:50.829
on the podcast? No. Oh man, I thought we watched
00:34:50.829 --> 00:34:53.730
the animated one. That one's always good. I just
00:34:53.730 --> 00:34:55.489
never brought it because we've definitely all
00:34:55.489 --> 00:34:58.820
seen it. I watch it kind of a lot. I have it
00:34:58.820 --> 00:35:01.760
on DVD twice for some reason. Is it one of the
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:03.900
anniversary edition? No, I think people just
00:35:03.900 --> 00:35:06.360
know that I like dogs, so they get me this on
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:09.539
DVD every now and then. That's not the worst
00:35:09.539 --> 00:35:14.900
reason. Yeah. I don't remember that scene or
00:35:14.900 --> 00:35:17.619
that we watched 101 Dalmatians. Well, it's canon
00:35:17.619 --> 00:35:19.480
that London has a lot of loose bricks. Okay.
00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:21.880
That's my point. Good to know. Or how about even
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:24.719
crazier? There's that one scene where they jump
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:27.760
Elijah Wood. And then Elijah Wood's crew jump
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.940
them. And then there's more of the guys that
00:35:30.940 --> 00:35:33.440
jumped Elijah Wood. And then there's the rest
00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:35.800
of their crew. By the time the fifth group comes
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:38.880
in, how do you know you're kicking the shit out
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:41.179
of the right person? Oh, you just run in and
00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:43.000
start swinging. That's what it looked like. It's
00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:45.519
like a mosh pit. You don't discriminate. You
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:47.239
just go in and have fun. You got to get your
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:49.360
hands dirty. That's why you're there. Yep. Friendly
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:57.260
fire is expected. 100%. there was a lot of fighting
00:35:57.260 --> 00:36:01.719
i did like it overall i like the the ingenuity
00:36:01.719 --> 00:36:03.940
with the beer truck that they got out and then
00:36:03.940 --> 00:36:07.659
ran into their their foes there i thought that
00:36:07.659 --> 00:36:13.559
was pretty good um the one part that was like
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:18.099
well there's a couple but when they're When the
00:36:18.099 --> 00:36:20.780
little buddy there goes to see his brother for
00:36:20.780 --> 00:36:22.480
the first time or not really see his brother,
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:24.840
but to go eat gross mushy peas on some toast
00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:27.340
and that little diner and that one guy's girlfriend
00:36:27.340 --> 00:36:30.980
won't stop cackling. And then big guy gets up
00:36:30.980 --> 00:36:33.099
and just smashes the other dude's head into the
00:36:33.099 --> 00:36:37.920
table repeatedly. That was gross. Yeah. Unnecessary.
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:41.159
Gratuitous. Very. Although I guess it's to show
00:36:41.159 --> 00:36:44.900
that like that gang is particularly violent when
00:36:44.900 --> 00:36:47.940
they don't need to be. Whereas like. pete's gang
00:36:47.940 --> 00:36:51.219
is they help each other and they're not generally
00:36:51.219 --> 00:36:53.440
terrible like he got up on the train to let the
00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:56.380
lady sit down and stuff yeah they're nicer people
00:36:56.380 --> 00:36:58.880
they're also like part of their community like
00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:01.619
yeah carly hunnan's character is teaching soccer
00:37:01.619 --> 00:37:04.900
to kids like he's a history teacher and one of
00:37:04.900 --> 00:37:07.219
the other guys was wearing a uniform at one point
00:37:07.219 --> 00:37:09.980
so he was part of some government thing he was
00:37:09.980 --> 00:37:13.389
a pilot pilot oh okay there's a comment about
00:37:13.389 --> 00:37:15.730
him flying i missed that part yeah i really liked
00:37:15.730 --> 00:37:18.309
the scene during the match we see them all during
00:37:18.309 --> 00:37:20.050
like their day -to -day like this is what they
00:37:20.050 --> 00:37:22.769
do is their job yeah they don't get together
00:37:22.769 --> 00:37:24.650
beat the shit and that's where i was like this
00:37:24.650 --> 00:37:26.909
is kind of like fight club it was kind of like
00:37:26.909 --> 00:37:28.449
fight yeah and then like hiding it from their
00:37:28.449 --> 00:37:30.070
significant others one guy's like definitely
00:37:30.070 --> 00:37:31.909
married hugs his wife walks out the door like
00:37:31.909 --> 00:37:34.130
i could die today and i was just like this is
00:37:34.130 --> 00:37:37.489
fucking crazy it's like i would have such a hard
00:37:37.489 --> 00:37:39.320
time keeping that a secret it'd be like Yeah.
00:37:39.460 --> 00:37:41.460
Babe, I'm going to a gang brawl in a little bit.
00:37:41.619 --> 00:37:43.260
Especially when you come in the next day and
00:37:43.260 --> 00:37:45.539
your whole face is a bruise. It's just like slashed
00:37:45.539 --> 00:37:47.019
off. What the fuck happened to you? I fell down
00:37:47.019 --> 00:37:48.960
the stairs again. Yeah. I'd be like, hey, can
00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.940
you drive our Land Rover to this address in like
00:37:51.940 --> 00:37:54.780
30 minutes, please? Also a blood transfusion,
00:37:54.780 --> 00:37:57.440
if you don't mind. Pick me up. Or if things don't
00:37:57.440 --> 00:37:59.300
seem like they're going well, just swing through
00:37:59.300 --> 00:38:02.039
the crowd, maybe. I don't know. Even the odds
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:06.840
for us. I didn't like the one scene where they
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:08.659
were throwing beer all over each other, though.
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:11.619
I felt that was such a waste. Drink the beer
00:38:11.619 --> 00:38:14.340
or don't drink it. Don't just slosh it all over
00:38:14.340 --> 00:38:17.159
your friends. I don't know. It seems fun. No.
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:19.659
Just try it one time. You're going to stink like
00:38:19.659 --> 00:38:22.460
beer until you get home. Which is so long from
00:38:22.460 --> 00:38:25.940
then. Yeah. That scene cuts into the bathroom
00:38:25.940 --> 00:38:29.539
scene where Bowery or Bovey or whatever his name
00:38:29.539 --> 00:38:34.300
is flexes on Matt Buckner being like, you know.
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:36.400
I take this seriously and I don't like outsiders.
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:38.699
And he's like six inches away. And I was like,
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:41.760
all he can smell is stale beer because you're
00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:44.500
covered in it. It's so hard to take you seriously
00:38:44.500 --> 00:38:46.820
right now. This is not a threat. You just took
00:38:46.820 --> 00:38:52.340
a beer bath. It's so weird. Yeah. And then he
00:38:52.340 --> 00:38:55.400
goes over to the urinal. Elijah Wood could have
00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:57.219
circled back and just kicked his ass into the
00:38:57.219 --> 00:38:58.860
urinal and beat the shit out of him. I mean,
00:38:58.860 --> 00:39:01.400
he was a little new to the thing at the time.
00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:04.599
He didn't have his first fight yet. True. He
00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:08.500
wanted the guys to like him. Yeah. I didn't write
00:39:08.500 --> 00:39:10.559
it down, but he had a line something about like
00:39:10.559 --> 00:39:12.199
once you get hit a few times and you realize
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:14.539
you're not going to break like glass, like you
00:39:14.539 --> 00:39:16.619
want to push it to the next limit as far as you
00:39:16.619 --> 00:39:18.119
can go or something like that. And I was like,
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:21.199
oh, damn, that's badass. It was a badass line.
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:25.159
Yeah. I really liked Elijah Wood's transformation
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:27.739
in this movie. It felt natural. It didn't feel.
00:39:28.239 --> 00:39:30.300
Although I wish. You could feel the timeline
00:39:30.300 --> 00:39:32.360
a little bit better. Was he there for like a
00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:35.059
month or like a year? It had to be much longer
00:39:35.059 --> 00:39:38.199
than that. Yeah. Yeah, the baby got so big. Yeah.
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:41.199
The baby was crazy sad. Graduating high school
00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:43.940
when it left. And like that mom would not set
00:39:43.940 --> 00:39:46.719
it down. It was kind of weird. It was 5 '7".
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:48.519
Matt said that he was supposed to graduate in
00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:50.260
like two months at Harvard when he got kicked
00:39:50.260 --> 00:39:52.639
out. Yeah. And presumably his dad would know
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.260
that he's almost about to graduate and then realized
00:39:55.260 --> 00:39:57.980
he didn't. So had it only been like a couple
00:39:57.980 --> 00:40:00.539
months? Do you think the dad realized, or do
00:40:00.539 --> 00:40:02.500
you think the sister called and was like, hey?
00:40:02.820 --> 00:40:04.320
Oh, yeah. Matt's got a problem. Yeah, he said,
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:06.280
how come I had to hear it from your sister? Oh,
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:07.880
right, right, right, right, right. I didn't know
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:10.320
that, but I, yeah, I just assumed it was the
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:12.599
sister. That seems to be their relationship.
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:19.579
And, of course, there's a dead mom. Yep. Always
00:40:19.579 --> 00:40:21.059
got to have a dead mom somewhere. Always got
00:40:21.059 --> 00:40:25.590
to have a dead mom. I didn't take any notes,
00:40:25.590 --> 00:40:27.849
really. The movie was really good. I wrote a
00:40:27.849 --> 00:40:31.510
couple of things, but my one note, too, was these
00:40:31.510 --> 00:40:34.550
are a bunch of adult people because they were
00:40:34.550 --> 00:40:37.809
acting like fucking children. They're like a
00:40:37.809 --> 00:40:40.969
bunch of freshmen in college. It takes a while
00:40:40.969 --> 00:40:43.949
for them to mature all the way. It's a lifestyle.
00:40:44.489 --> 00:40:47.289
It is a lifestyle, and I just can't believe that
00:40:47.289 --> 00:40:49.989
a full -grown adult with real jobs would ever
00:40:49.989 --> 00:40:52.460
do something like this. I don't know. They were
00:40:52.460 --> 00:40:56.599
like early 20s. Yeah. Well, except for the old
00:40:56.599 --> 00:40:59.300
group. Except for the fucking old guy. That guy
00:40:59.300 --> 00:41:01.260
was like 50. He doesn't have anything anymore.
00:41:01.460 --> 00:41:04.400
His son died. Because he's a fucking idiot. And
00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:06.239
he hates his brother. You know what else was
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:08.880
crazy? He took that shit out on Pete and his
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.179
brother, but the brother was the one that was
00:41:12.179 --> 00:41:14.280
like, oh, I stood back and was like, oh my God,
00:41:14.340 --> 00:41:17.039
we're doing terrible stuff. He wasn't the one
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:19.099
that killed the kids. He was the leader of the
00:41:19.099 --> 00:41:23.360
firm. It matters to them. It's stupid. It's stupid.
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:27.320
You know, that's the thing about... Revenge is
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:29.159
just always stupid. You know, he probably also
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.000
blamed his wife for letting him bring the kid
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:32.739
in the first place. And he probably killed her
00:41:32.739 --> 00:41:35.539
too. Flush her down a toilet piece by piece.
00:41:35.579 --> 00:41:37.239
That's what I heard. Well, he like whispered
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:39.519
to Major like, if you die, then we're even. So
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:41.599
he didn't die. So they weren't even. And it's
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:44.019
like, you put him in the hospital. His wife and
00:41:44.019 --> 00:41:47.639
child are leaving him. I think you're even. Yeah.
00:41:48.619 --> 00:41:50.539
That's why he was going to kill the kid, which
00:41:50.539 --> 00:41:53.000
is crazy, too. That dude was nuts. They needed
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:55.219
to report him to the police about the murder
00:41:55.219 --> 00:41:58.179
and actually get him off the streets. Yeah. Because
00:41:58.179 --> 00:42:02.239
the rest is kind of in good fun, and he's murdering.
00:42:02.300 --> 00:42:05.920
Well, this is another fun thing about this era
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:09.739
of movies. Cell phones aren't a thing yet. Yeah.
00:42:10.059 --> 00:42:12.619
There's no person in the corner filming them,
00:42:12.780 --> 00:42:15.900
nothing. But at the same time, in an open restaurant,
00:42:16.179 --> 00:42:19.360
he goes, do you know who I am? I am Tommy Thatcher
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.320
or whatever. And they're like, yeah. So now everyone
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:24.920
who's there knows who just came in and assaulted.
00:42:25.099 --> 00:42:29.820
How is he not in jail? I mean, like he just bashed
00:42:29.820 --> 00:42:32.960
a dude's face against the table for his girlfriend
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:36.579
laughing. Would you like would you really fuck
00:42:36.579 --> 00:42:40.199
with that guy? Well, the cops should. Yeah. Because
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.579
if he's doing that over something so little,
00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:45.239
then he's doing things like that a lot. Cops
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.579
will notice. I want to say the cops are very
00:42:47.579 --> 00:42:49.539
ineffective in this. They did nothing. There
00:42:49.539 --> 00:42:51.400
was no arrests. Sometimes they rounded people
00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:53.280
up, but it seems like they just let them go after
00:42:53.280 --> 00:42:55.400
that. The cops were there, and then there was
00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:56.820
a bunch of fights, and the cops were like, oh,
00:42:56.840 --> 00:43:01.480
no. I did think that at the one point when the
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:03.719
cops broke up the fight that the next scene was
00:43:03.719 --> 00:43:06.760
going to be them getting out of jail. Now, I
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:09.900
was very frustrated with that, too, until I remembered.
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:13.760
They don't have guns. Yeah. Or, like, anything.
00:43:13.860 --> 00:43:16.760
They just have batons. So it's pretty easy to
00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:21.380
just be like, just careful, guys. Very effective
00:43:21.380 --> 00:43:26.559
police work. I mean, they knew that that was
00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:28.639
going to happen because they had such big police
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:31.059
presence. But they can't stop it. They just know
00:43:31.059 --> 00:43:34.940
it's going to happen. The police do have guns?
00:43:35.389 --> 00:43:37.750
No, they don't. Not in England. They definitely
00:43:37.750 --> 00:43:41.909
do. No, they don't. I know the people can't have
00:43:41.909 --> 00:43:47.170
guns. And the police don't either. But I guess
00:43:47.170 --> 00:43:49.230
that's another trope of the early 2000s is like
00:43:49.230 --> 00:43:51.269
cops just don't exist in that world. Yeah. They're
00:43:51.269 --> 00:43:53.070
not around. It would get in the way of the story.
00:43:53.230 --> 00:43:55.949
Yeah. Yeah, I guess most of the time they don't.
00:43:55.949 --> 00:43:59.070
That's insane. That's dumb. Well, I mean, if
00:43:59.070 --> 00:44:02.360
nobody else has them. In England, they only fist
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:04.199
fight. In America, most people don't have them
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:05.900
either, and they still feel the need to use them.
00:44:06.139 --> 00:44:10.840
They have violent tendencies over there, it seems.
00:44:11.380 --> 00:44:14.480
Extremely. It's probably best for everyone involved
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:17.679
if there's not guns in anyone's hands. The cops
00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:19.920
are probably in on it. The right soccer teams
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:23.139
play it. Football teams like playing. They're
00:44:23.139 --> 00:44:26.260
probably like, ah. They are English. Yeah. Well,
00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:30.050
speaking of violent tendencies. The definition
00:44:30.050 --> 00:44:34.269
of hooligan? Mm -hmm. There's three of them.
00:44:35.110 --> 00:44:40.329
A tough and aggressive or violent youth. A person
00:44:40.329 --> 00:44:44.130
that causes trouble or violence. A cruel and
00:44:44.130 --> 00:44:48.389
brutal fellow. Huh. The name is so fun and light.
00:44:48.510 --> 00:44:50.530
You'd think it's like, oh, you're causing trouble,
00:44:50.750 --> 00:44:53.369
you little hooligan. You little tramp. You little
00:44:53.369 --> 00:44:58.250
youngster. Yeah. I guess it's... lost its pizzazz
00:44:58.250 --> 00:45:03.469
over here in the States. Yeah. Silly. I feel
00:45:03.469 --> 00:45:06.630
like I'd yell at hooligans that were in my yard
00:45:06.630 --> 00:45:08.710
playing football and I didn't want the football
00:45:08.710 --> 00:45:11.449
rolling across my yard. Their baseball came over
00:45:11.449 --> 00:45:15.230
my fence. Get out of here, hooligans! This is
00:45:15.230 --> 00:45:19.579
my ball! And then at the end of that movie, I'd
00:45:19.579 --> 00:45:21.039
hand the ball back to them. And they'd be like,
00:45:21.099 --> 00:45:23.820
oh, old Mr. Riley, he's not such a bad dude.
00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:27.320
And then they'd find out I was. And I'd beat
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.960
the shit out of them. I'm the hooligan. I am
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:33.099
the hooligan. And it turns out I'm the old guy
00:45:33.099 --> 00:45:36.260
that ran the auto body shop and that other gang.
00:45:37.260 --> 00:45:42.579
Yep. Yeah. That old guy I would replace with
00:45:42.579 --> 00:45:44.719
the guy that's in Shameless that's always hanging
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:48.440
around the bar. Mickey's dad. I don't remember
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:50.699
him. It doesn't matter. I'd replace him with
00:45:50.699 --> 00:45:52.920
that guy we were talking about before. Vinny
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:56.860
Jones. Vinny Jones. That was my choice. I wanted
00:45:56.860 --> 00:45:59.340
to replace Tommy Hatcher and have Vinny Jones
00:45:59.340 --> 00:46:03.260
do it. I still don't know who that is. He's a
00:46:03.260 --> 00:46:06.079
British guy. Yeah, you'd know him if you saw
00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:16.380
him. Tim's going to show you, I think. I feel
00:46:16.380 --> 00:46:21.199
like this is a very... Oh, I kind of know who
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:23.340
that guy is. You know who he is. Everybody knows
00:46:23.340 --> 00:46:26.019
who he is. Okay. Put a cigarette in his mouth
00:46:26.019 --> 00:46:28.579
and a beer bottle in his hand, and he's in every
00:46:28.579 --> 00:46:30.500
movie you've ever seen. In a very threatening
00:46:30.500 --> 00:46:32.880
manner. He was probably in this movie just as
00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:35.099
a bar patron, and they just couldn't get him
00:46:35.099 --> 00:46:37.219
to leave. Hanging out with Mary and Pippin. Yeah.
00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:42.780
Singing, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:47.980
I was really glad at the end Elijah Wood sang
00:46:47.980 --> 00:46:50.039
the song about the bubbles, because I had no
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:52.260
idea what they were singing about. You didn't
00:46:52.260 --> 00:46:54.860
really talk about bubbles? I kind of heard the
00:46:54.860 --> 00:46:57.019
word bubbles, and I was like, man, are they singing
00:46:57.019 --> 00:46:58.739
about bubbles? That doesn't sound right. I'm
00:46:58.739 --> 00:47:00.340
not hearing that shit right. And then it turned
00:47:00.340 --> 00:47:01.920
out they were very much talking about bubbles.
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:06.300
I had the same thought process. Yo, Vinnie Jones
00:47:06.300 --> 00:47:11.300
started in football. He's best remembered as
00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:14.550
a pivotal member of the famous Crazy Gang. He
00:47:14.550 --> 00:47:19.030
won the 1988 FA Cup Final with the London side,
00:47:19.329 --> 00:47:22.670
a club for which he played over 200 games during
00:47:22.670 --> 00:47:26.929
two spells between 86 and 98. So he was a freaking
00:47:26.929 --> 00:47:28.869
football player before he was ever an actor.
00:47:29.090 --> 00:47:33.809
86 and 98? 86 through 98 he played over 200 games.
00:47:34.030 --> 00:47:37.710
Wow. That makes sense, honestly. That's crazy.
00:47:37.829 --> 00:47:43.219
What an interesting switch. Yeah, he's known
00:47:43.219 --> 00:47:46.219
for Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Yep,
00:47:46.340 --> 00:47:48.400
great movie. Snatch, I see that on your list
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:50.059
over there. Snatch. Have you seen Lock, Stock,
00:47:50.139 --> 00:47:53.860
and Two Smoking Barrels? Nope, I have not. Yeah,
00:47:53.980 --> 00:47:58.519
gotta add that. Yeah, Snatch, Escape, I don't
00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:00.539
know what that is. Mean Machine. Oh, I feel like
00:48:00.539 --> 00:48:03.639
I watched that one. Is she an X -Man? She's the
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:06.320
man. X -Men, The Last Stand, yeah, he was Juggernaut.
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.460
She's the man, he's the coach. Yes. Yeah, okay,
00:48:08.500 --> 00:48:11.420
I remember him now. That's the soccer movie we
00:48:11.420 --> 00:48:12.880
were just talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:18.239
right. Yes, he plays Juggernaut in X -Men. Yeah,
00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:21.000
those are all great things that he does. I know
00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:24.000
she's the man. Did you enjoy what he was doing?
00:48:24.380 --> 00:48:26.840
Yep. He does that all the time. He's very consistent.
00:48:28.099 --> 00:48:30.559
I think that's fair, right? It's pretty... Yeah.
00:48:30.739 --> 00:48:33.380
No, yeah. No, I don't know if I've seen him.
00:48:33.500 --> 00:48:36.099
I wouldn't say I've seen him as a very versatile
00:48:36.099 --> 00:48:40.159
actor. No, but... He's very consistent. He's
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:43.239
a good enough method actor that he's played primary
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:46.039
roles in movies. Yes. Playing most of the, like,
00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:49.059
you know... Villainous. He's, like, doing the
00:48:49.059 --> 00:48:52.320
original... Like typecast. He's a pretty hooligan
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:55.119
-y kind of character in most things, I'd say.
00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:57.320
I'm sure he actually beat up people on the street
00:48:57.320 --> 00:48:59.739
in his youth. He probably bit someone's ear off.
00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:02.199
Yeah. Like there's a 0 % chance that that man
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:11.440
hasn't. Yeah. It's funny because I guess him
00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:13.460
and Kevin Hart kind of do the same thing, but
00:49:13.460 --> 00:49:16.260
I really prefer him so far over Kevin Hart. I
00:49:16.260 --> 00:49:18.750
hate when Kevin Hart does it. But I like when
00:49:18.750 --> 00:49:21.710
Vinnie Jones does it. It's kind of like the Muppets.
00:49:21.909 --> 00:49:25.409
He is so dedicated to being this character that
00:49:25.409 --> 00:49:28.329
even when it's, I imagine, a soccer movie or
00:49:28.329 --> 00:49:31.369
it's an action movie, he still is giving it the
00:49:31.369 --> 00:49:35.329
full same performance. So it just always works.
00:49:36.010 --> 00:49:38.829
It's great. Have you not seen She's the Man?
00:49:39.989 --> 00:49:42.809
Is this the Amanda Bynes movie? Yes. I have seen
00:49:42.809 --> 00:49:46.860
this. Back when it first came out. Now you're
00:49:46.860 --> 00:49:48.519
not thinking of The President's Daughter, right?
00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:54.460
First kid? No, two different movies, right? I
00:49:54.460 --> 00:49:57.519
think they came out at the same time. I've never,
00:49:57.679 --> 00:49:59.239
I don't think I've ever even heard of it. It's
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:00.679
not called The President's Daughter. It's not?
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:04.760
It's called She's the Man. No, it's the soccer
00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:09.059
movie. Damn it. She's the first man. She's a
00:50:09.059 --> 00:50:14.719
lady. She's a lady. I really enjoyed, I think
00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:17.219
the only kind of, I don't know if corny is the
00:50:17.219 --> 00:50:20.639
right word, but the only like call where I was
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:23.159
like, oh, they did that standard trope is when
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:25.300
they showed the past and you could tell it was
00:50:25.300 --> 00:50:28.199
the past. Because they all had long hair. Yeah.
00:50:28.260 --> 00:50:31.400
Oh, yes. Now they have nice haircuts. And I was
00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:32.820
like, that's how you could tell they were troubled
00:50:32.820 --> 00:50:34.699
youth. It looked like it was supposed to be like
00:50:34.699 --> 00:50:36.739
the 70s with the haircut that the brother had.
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:39.179
And then he was like, and then I met your sister.
00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:41.059
And I was like, that was only like three years
00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:43.940
ago, right? Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was the
00:50:43.940 --> 00:50:46.400
90s. But yeah, you're right. Well, it kind of
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:48.920
looked. Late 90s with the shaggy. I don't know.
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:50.380
It could have been late 90s. I mean, it would
00:50:50.380 --> 00:50:52.320
have probably been if this movie took place in
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:54.739
2004, 2005. Yeah. I mean, the only one in that
00:50:54.739 --> 00:50:56.659
fight scene I got a good look at was the brother,
00:50:56.860 --> 00:51:01.960
Steve. Yeah. Steve. Steve. Yeah. Steve the partner.
00:51:01.960 --> 00:51:03.820
He actually wasn't the shittiest character I
00:51:03.820 --> 00:51:05.300
thought he was going to be at the beginning.
00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:08.219
I didn't like him immediately because of his
00:51:08.219 --> 00:51:11.340
face and that I couldn't put it together until
00:51:11.340 --> 00:51:15.639
I looked up his, what he was in. And then. He
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:19.019
turned out to be Blythe from Band of Brothers
00:51:19.019 --> 00:51:23.139
who sucks. And I hate that dude. And that's why
00:51:23.139 --> 00:51:25.480
I was like, oh, I hate this guy. I feel like
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:26.980
I've seen him in another movie, too, where he's
00:51:26.980 --> 00:51:29.860
sort of a slimy little grimy character. Yeah,
00:51:29.860 --> 00:51:33.659
he seems like he probably is like that in real
00:51:33.659 --> 00:51:35.960
life. And that's a mean thing to say about somebody.
00:51:36.059 --> 00:51:38.400
But man, I don't know. Play a different part.
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:41.400
Yeah, he was a little too touchy feely with the
00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:43.570
sister. Like, I know he didn't realize the brother
00:51:43.570 --> 00:51:45.909
was there, but I was still, like, icked by it.
00:51:46.829 --> 00:51:48.829
Like, he walks in and he's like, oh, I've got
00:51:48.829 --> 00:51:51.969
a surprise for you. Oh, yeah. I didn't like that
00:51:51.969 --> 00:51:56.829
either. Although I guess he thinks he's walking
00:51:56.829 --> 00:51:58.869
into his own home with no guests at the house.
00:51:58.909 --> 00:52:01.210
Yeah. I mean, like, but how does he not know?
00:52:02.489 --> 00:52:05.389
It seemed like Elijah Wood surprised everybody,
00:52:05.409 --> 00:52:07.590
but also she met him at the train station or
00:52:07.590 --> 00:52:10.909
whatever. So I don't really know. It seems like
00:52:10.909 --> 00:52:12.789
it was very short notice from her comments about
00:52:12.789 --> 00:52:15.650
like, I'm glad you're here, but like, why did
00:52:15.650 --> 00:52:17.690
you just suddenly decide to be here? She could
00:52:17.690 --> 00:52:19.429
have called him before she went to go pick up
00:52:19.429 --> 00:52:21.050
her brother, like called her husband and be like,
00:52:21.150 --> 00:52:23.130
hey, I'm picking up my brother. Yes, and he will
00:52:23.130 --> 00:52:27.590
be with us for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, but
00:52:27.590 --> 00:52:30.590
he didn't have a cell phone. Why? His brother
00:52:30.590 --> 00:52:32.510
had a cell phone. Yeah. Did he? He's just a history
00:52:32.510 --> 00:52:34.409
teacher. Little brother had a cell phone. Yeah.
00:52:34.949 --> 00:52:37.789
He was the only one besides the other guy, besides
00:52:37.789 --> 00:52:40.769
the airplane pilot. He had like something. It
00:52:40.769 --> 00:52:43.010
was like blocky. It didn't look like a flip phone.
00:52:43.130 --> 00:52:44.969
It was something else. Just an airplane phone.
00:52:45.429 --> 00:52:52.769
Or something like that. Yeah, I forgot those
00:52:52.769 --> 00:52:57.590
existed. As did most people. Yeah, I don't know
00:52:57.590 --> 00:53:03.610
if I've ever even seen one in person. Did anybody
00:53:03.610 --> 00:53:09.699
have... Who did it better? I thought the sniveling
00:53:09.699 --> 00:53:12.119
little right -hand man guy that fucked everybody
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:18.719
over, Dave Franco. Oh, shit. Yeah. He would have
00:53:18.719 --> 00:53:21.619
been good. He's a good sniveling guy, but also
00:53:21.619 --> 00:53:24.219
can be tough. He would do an accent in this?
00:53:24.820 --> 00:53:26.639
Probably. He'd have to, right? Because he hates
00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:29.159
the American. Yeah. I don't think it's fair to
00:53:29.159 --> 00:53:32.619
go either way on forcing an accent or taking
00:53:32.619 --> 00:53:34.659
it away or whatever. I don't know. I think it's
00:53:34.659 --> 00:53:36.019
just fair to say I think he'd do a good job.
00:53:37.130 --> 00:53:39.050
I think he'd do a good job either way, yeah.
00:53:39.210 --> 00:53:41.170
But I think his character needs to have the accent
00:53:41.170 --> 00:53:42.650
or it doesn't make sense that he's like, ew,
00:53:42.710 --> 00:53:45.510
you're a yank. It's like, you're fucking from
00:53:45.510 --> 00:53:48.210
here too. You're from LA, which is the worst.
00:53:48.730 --> 00:53:52.130
We're all actors. My character is from over here.
00:53:54.110 --> 00:53:59.289
I would replace slimy brother with Blythe because
00:53:59.289 --> 00:54:02.230
I found him to be slimier and I would make somebody
00:54:02.230 --> 00:54:06.010
else Steve. Steve's on. Steve Harrington? Steve
00:54:06.010 --> 00:54:08.449
Harrington shouldn't be in this movie at all.
00:54:08.469 --> 00:54:12.650
No. Not at all. I couldn't picture him as an
00:54:12.650 --> 00:54:15.889
old -timer in the firm. That would be weird.
00:54:16.030 --> 00:54:18.710
Yeah, 100 % not his character. Because he's fucking
00:54:18.710 --> 00:54:22.070
really young, too. Yeah. I didn't replace anybody,
00:54:22.250 --> 00:54:24.389
but I will replace the entire scene. So the end
00:54:24.389 --> 00:54:26.570
scene, I would like to replace with the Anchorman
00:54:26.570 --> 00:54:31.369
fight. I think that would be really funny. Como
00:54:31.369 --> 00:54:35.190
estan, bitches? The only thing I would replace
00:54:35.190 --> 00:54:37.809
is that Tommy was the one dead at the end and
00:54:37.809 --> 00:54:41.929
not Pete. Yes. It's really hard in a movie when
00:54:41.929 --> 00:54:44.190
you don't get the comeuppance for the bad guy.
00:54:45.670 --> 00:54:48.090
It's hard to see just the main characters die.
00:54:48.170 --> 00:54:50.369
It's kind of like Empire Strikes Back. Yeah.
00:54:50.469 --> 00:54:53.829
It's like, oh, no, we didn't win. I'm really
00:54:53.829 --> 00:54:57.380
surprised that. tommy didn't get just like stabbed
00:54:57.380 --> 00:54:59.300
to death right after that when they pulled him
00:54:59.300 --> 00:55:01.679
off like i expected them to just run him through
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:04.000
with many sharp objects yeah like julius caesar
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:07.400
yeah just continue to stab him um that didn't
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:09.280
happen though they all were just like oh man
00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:12.360
someone actually got hurt shit i threw a brick
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:15.400
and no one got hurt it was a good brick too we
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:17.579
threw a molotov cocktail and no one got hurt
00:55:17.579 --> 00:55:20.639
it was another thing that kind of it made a very
00:55:20.639 --> 00:55:24.710
uh island of the flies lord of the flies lord
00:55:24.710 --> 00:55:28.269
of the flies or um kind of just the idea of like
00:55:28.269 --> 00:55:31.969
playing a character you're playing and then all
00:55:31.969 --> 00:55:33.429
of a sudden it like really hits you and you're
00:55:33.429 --> 00:55:35.190
like because they're all like whoa too far man
00:55:35.190 --> 00:55:36.949
like yeah we're all just supposed to be like
00:55:36.949 --> 00:55:39.010
punching each other what the fuck are you doing
00:55:39.010 --> 00:55:41.210
you're supposed to be killing people that's crazy
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:46.159
I know you had brass knuckles and that slidey
00:55:46.159 --> 00:55:48.940
baton and we've been whipping these bricks at
00:55:48.940 --> 00:55:50.619
each other's faces, but it's all out of good
00:55:50.619 --> 00:55:53.579
fun. What are you over here doing? It's a movie.
00:55:53.659 --> 00:55:56.500
The bricks don't hit anybody. The first person's
00:55:56.500 --> 00:55:58.619
like, ow! They're like, oh my god, are you okay?
00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:01.519
Guys, what are we doing here? They were supposed
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:07.900
to be rubber bricks. I had four do it differently.
00:56:08.659 --> 00:56:11.760
Yeah? Let's hear it. I already did the one. Tommy
00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:16.510
Hatcher, Vinnie Jones. Matt Buckner, Daniel Radcliffe.
00:56:16.710 --> 00:56:21.969
Yeah, I can see that. Really good. Pete Dunham,
00:56:22.110 --> 00:56:26.289
Brad Pitt, specifically from the movie Snatch.
00:56:26.429 --> 00:56:29.789
I also did specify Guns Akimbo for Daniel Radcliffe
00:56:29.789 --> 00:56:35.349
because he's fit as fuck. And then Steve Dunham,
00:56:35.469 --> 00:56:39.719
Nathan Filio. I don't know who that is. Oh, yeah.
00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:43.380
Firefly. Yeah. Oh. Not the pilot. I didn't know
00:56:43.380 --> 00:56:48.340
his name, but I know him. Nathan Fillion. Fillion?
00:56:48.420 --> 00:56:50.519
Yeah, there's an N at the end, right? Yeah. I
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:52.340
don't know. I didn't look it up. You don't know
00:56:52.340 --> 00:56:55.639
him either. He kind of knows. He's almost there.
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:57.659
We're on a first name basis. I've never had to.
00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:01.800
He calls him Nate. Yeah. Where's Mr. I know him
00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:03.840
enough to know that the N is silent at the end.
00:57:05.139 --> 00:57:07.530
He's just there for looks. And I actually, this
00:57:07.530 --> 00:57:09.349
is one of the first, I think, I usually always
00:57:09.349 --> 00:57:11.329
try to find somebody for Danny DeVito. I guess
00:57:11.329 --> 00:57:16.130
if I had to choose the baby. Oh my God. So scary.
00:57:16.750 --> 00:57:20.769
The old major. I would replace Steve. Steve?
00:57:21.769 --> 00:57:24.329
Yeah. Oh. With Danny DeVito? Yeah, sure. Why
00:57:24.329 --> 00:57:28.449
not? Oh my God. I used to be the major. And he's
00:57:28.449 --> 00:57:31.289
married to her? Yep. No way. Yeah, 100%. He's
00:57:31.289 --> 00:57:34.780
got money now. He could be the bartender? It
00:57:34.780 --> 00:57:37.219
could be the bartender or the other gang leader
00:57:37.219 --> 00:57:40.579
guy. No, a third gang leader guy. Oh, yeah. And
00:57:40.579 --> 00:57:42.179
they're all just penguins that are with him.
00:57:42.280 --> 00:57:46.760
Oh, Jesus. I don't know where to put him in this
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:50.280
movie. Maybe the soccer ball. Elijah Wood. One
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:53.099
of the kids on the soccer team. He can just be
00:57:53.099 --> 00:57:54.460
like one of those guys that sells newspapers
00:57:54.460 --> 00:57:57.980
on the street. The other goalie during gym class.
00:57:58.619 --> 00:58:01.199
Yeah. The 13 -year -old kid that gets killed.
00:58:01.739 --> 00:58:05.789
Oh, gosh. Give him a wig. The guy at the restaurant.
00:58:07.429 --> 00:58:10.050
The girl at the restaurant who won't shut up.
00:58:11.489 --> 00:58:15.489
Yeah, that's a really good one. It could be everybody
00:58:15.489 --> 00:58:20.150
in the background. I really enjoyed the soundtrack.
00:58:20.789 --> 00:58:24.010
Yes. I thought that was very well done. Right
00:58:24.010 --> 00:58:25.530
from the start. Wasn't it down with the sickness
00:58:25.530 --> 00:58:29.309
for a second? It was very diverse. There was
00:58:29.309 --> 00:58:33.670
rock to rap to the fight scene at the end. Whatever
00:58:33.670 --> 00:58:37.530
soundtrack was happening there was wild. It was
00:58:37.530 --> 00:58:40.250
such a contrast. It was like this beautiful song
00:58:40.250 --> 00:58:43.949
about pain while you're watching people in immense
00:58:43.949 --> 00:58:47.469
pain. Yeah. I usually don't like when it varies
00:58:47.469 --> 00:58:50.869
too drastically without there being a specific
00:58:50.869 --> 00:58:53.289
reason, but I did like every moment that they
00:58:53.289 --> 00:58:56.980
used. rap throughout it was like a pretty intense
00:58:56.980 --> 00:58:59.860
gritty feel and it was all british rap which
00:58:59.860 --> 00:59:03.239
made it seem even cooler for it fit the scene
00:59:03.239 --> 00:59:05.320
really well i noticed that too that it was british
00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.320
rap and i was like thank god they did that because
00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:10.380
it just works with the archetype of this group
00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:13.179
in general like they were listening to it if
00:59:13.179 --> 00:59:15.400
i had heard fitty scent come on during one of
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:18.039
those i probably would have lost it and yeah
00:59:18.039 --> 00:59:20.780
too hard i love fitty and uh there would not
00:59:20.780 --> 00:59:25.579
have fitted this Eminem comes up, palms are sweaty,
00:59:25.739 --> 00:59:31.219
mom's spaghetti. Too far. It's also cool that
00:59:31.219 --> 00:59:34.420
they use the British rap because the sister points
00:59:34.420 --> 00:59:37.000
out too that the gang stuff and everything, there's
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:40.380
no reputation in the U .S. for that. So let it
00:59:40.380 --> 00:59:43.059
go. Because we don't listen to British rap over
00:59:43.059 --> 00:59:47.400
here. Some of us do. No, you don't. I thought
00:59:47.400 --> 00:59:49.559
she said that you're not going to have a reputation.
00:59:49.699 --> 00:59:51.679
Your reputation over here is not going to affect.
00:59:52.199 --> 00:59:54.119
Yeah. Anything. At home. I think she was talking
00:59:54.119 --> 00:59:56.079
about the reputation of being kicked out of Harvard
00:59:56.079 --> 00:59:58.000
or something. I thought it was in relation to
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:01.260
that. I took it as your cool gang rep won't transfer
01:00:01.260 --> 01:00:02.940
over to the U .S. Yeah, that's what I thought
01:00:02.940 --> 01:00:05.659
she was talking about, too. That's how it came
01:00:05.659 --> 01:00:08.800
across to me. It's crazy because he loses his
01:00:08.800 --> 01:00:11.760
gang rep in England after he loses his credibility
01:00:11.760 --> 01:00:14.960
from school over in the U .S. So then he goes
01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:19.480
back. To the future. To the future and still
01:00:19.480 --> 01:00:23.389
has no reputation. Yeah. He will after, you know,
01:00:23.389 --> 01:00:28.210
the bathroom scene. Well, I mean, he never admits
01:00:28.210 --> 01:00:30.269
he's doing cocaine. He does specifically say,
01:00:30.369 --> 01:00:35.010
I'm in a meeting. So I don't know if they'll
01:00:35.010 --> 01:00:37.929
get him on the cocaine part. Just the admission.
01:00:38.550 --> 01:00:40.789
I mean, just look into the guy's eyes for a second.
01:00:40.829 --> 01:00:43.750
I'm sure anyone could tell. He doesn't even lock
01:00:43.750 --> 01:00:45.630
the bathroom stall when he goes in to do it.
01:00:45.650 --> 01:00:47.869
No. There's just a jar. I don't want to look
01:00:47.869 --> 01:00:50.429
at him. He's got such a slappable face. Yeah.
01:00:50.690 --> 01:00:53.590
I also thought it was funny that he was in the
01:00:53.590 --> 01:00:55.869
bathroom, looked at himself in the mirror, looked
01:00:55.869 --> 01:00:58.789
around for other people, took his cocaine out
01:00:58.789 --> 01:01:00.789
of his pocket, and then went into the bathroom
01:01:00.789 --> 01:01:03.150
stall. I was like, why don't you just wait until
01:01:03.150 --> 01:01:06.150
you're in the stall? He had to show us. Yeah,
01:01:06.150 --> 01:01:08.630
I guess. I mean, I could have guessed what he
01:01:08.630 --> 01:01:10.630
was doing. It was pretty evident, especially
01:01:10.630 --> 01:01:12.150
when they opened the door and the dude's got
01:01:12.150 --> 01:01:14.489
five lines of fucking coke and he's already been
01:01:14.489 --> 01:01:15.750
sniffing. And he's still doing it. Like, damn,
01:01:15.829 --> 01:01:17.809
dude. He doesn't even care that someone's there.
01:01:17.829 --> 01:01:20.269
No. He's like, oh, I know you. I don't care about
01:01:20.269 --> 01:01:24.050
you. I'm going to continue. Yeah. I mean, I knew
01:01:24.050 --> 01:01:26.309
from when he stood up from the table and he's
01:01:26.309 --> 01:01:29.789
like, I have to, again, go visit this whatever.
01:01:30.230 --> 01:01:33.030
The fancy word for a bathroom. The cocaine room.
01:01:33.130 --> 01:01:35.530
I mean, bathroom. I got to go powder my nose.
01:01:36.529 --> 01:01:41.610
Wink, wink, wink. Maybe he was looking around
01:01:41.610 --> 01:01:43.909
so that he didn't have to share and he wasn't
01:01:43.909 --> 01:01:45.610
trying to keep it a secret. He's like, oh good,
01:01:45.670 --> 01:01:49.050
no one's in here to ask for my cocaine. I can
01:01:49.050 --> 01:01:50.789
only imagine he was in that bathroom like three
01:01:50.789 --> 01:01:52.670
minutes before that. Yeah, I'm sure he knew it
01:01:52.670 --> 01:01:57.750
was empty. Yeah, I didn't replace anybody. I
01:01:57.750 --> 01:01:59.110
don't know why. I didn't even think about it
01:01:59.110 --> 01:02:01.550
throughout it. I kind of forgot. It didn't really
01:02:01.550 --> 01:02:05.639
need it. Yeah, no, it was good casting. Yeah,
01:02:05.659 --> 01:02:13.659
I loved everyone as they were. Awesome. Do you
01:02:13.659 --> 01:02:15.780
want to go right to conclusions? Yeah, I got
01:02:15.780 --> 01:02:18.840
nothing else, but I got a good conclusion. Alright.
01:02:20.699 --> 01:02:24.320
A really badass film. I knew it would be violent,
01:02:24.420 --> 01:02:26.960
but I didn't expect it to be so heavy. I thought
01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:29.440
it would be more shenanigans than brutal gang
01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:33.199
fights. But I loved the tension, and the level
01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:36.409
of violence was high without mostly being gratuitous.
01:02:36.789 --> 01:02:39.530
The characters were well -developed, with the
01:02:39.530 --> 01:02:41.949
exception of the only female character in the
01:02:41.949 --> 01:02:46.349
whole movie. I gave it a 9 .5 out of 10 open
01:02:46.349 --> 01:02:51.710
neck wounds. Nice. That's high. I really liked
01:02:51.710 --> 01:02:54.250
it. I thought it was good. Had the early 2000s
01:02:54.250 --> 01:02:57.130
feeling. I couldn't imagine a bunch of soccer
01:02:57.130 --> 01:03:01.130
kids watching this movie and hanging out, wanting
01:03:01.130 --> 01:03:06.400
to get into some hooliganry. Ooh. Hooligans.
01:03:06.679 --> 01:03:10.699
Hooligans. Hooliganery. Hooliganery. Ooh, I like
01:03:10.699 --> 01:03:14.579
that one. Riley, what did you think? Sure, I'll
01:03:14.579 --> 01:03:18.500
go next. This movie made me want a beer, to smoke
01:03:18.500 --> 01:03:20.739
a cigarette, and to get in a fight, which is
01:03:20.739 --> 01:03:22.880
probably the point. I would have to watch it
01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:24.679
another time or two to understand a lot of the
01:03:24.679 --> 01:03:27.780
dialogue, but it achieved a very gritty feel,
01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:31.599
especially with well -timed camera tricks and
01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:34.190
appropriate music. The plot wasn't anything terribly
01:03:34.190 --> 01:03:37.829
impressive and was pretty predictable. I very
01:03:37.829 --> 01:03:40.090
much felt like it was an action film from the
01:03:40.090 --> 01:03:44.889
mid -2000s. Overall, I had a fun time. I probably
01:03:44.889 --> 01:03:47.610
would watch it again, but I probably really would
01:03:47.610 --> 01:03:49.710
have liked this a lot more 10 years ago than
01:03:49.710 --> 01:03:53.579
now, just because, like, I don't really... Get
01:03:53.579 --> 01:03:56.519
excited for violence or have much to do these
01:03:56.519 --> 01:03:59.340
days, besides get mad at my lawnmower, which
01:03:59.340 --> 01:04:02.059
won't start. I gave it 6 .5 gaping neck wounds
01:04:02.059 --> 01:04:04.340
out of 10. Oh, man. I would have used a different
01:04:04.340 --> 01:04:12.079
one. I also had really bad dads. Did you say
01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:16.480
6 .5? I did. Oh, okay. Wow. Lower than I would
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:19.400
have thought you would have put it. I'm going
01:04:19.400 --> 01:04:22.780
to be honest. I am rating action films very harshly.
01:04:23.099 --> 01:04:26.239
these days uh just because probably i have been
01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:31.019
watching them for 32 years now and man if they
01:04:31.019 --> 01:04:32.900
don't have something that absolutely wows me
01:04:32.900 --> 01:04:35.239
it's pretty middle of the pack plus like i said
01:04:35.239 --> 01:04:37.219
10 years ago i would have gave this a much higher
01:04:37.219 --> 01:04:39.820
score i thought with the artsiness it would give
01:04:39.820 --> 01:04:43.039
it more points but whatever You do you, man.
01:04:43.179 --> 01:04:45.079
It's your opinion, I guess. It's wrong. It's
01:04:45.079 --> 01:04:47.360
not very good. I feel like it was hard to appreciate
01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:50.420
the artsiness when for the first third of the
01:04:50.420 --> 01:04:52.340
movie, the screen was in the top half of the
01:04:52.340 --> 01:04:54.719
TV, and then suddenly it was full screen, and
01:04:54.719 --> 01:04:57.099
then suddenly it was like one quarter of somewhere.
01:04:57.360 --> 01:04:59.440
It was off on the right side somewhere. Yeah,
01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:02.340
there was some. I feel bad saying that the camera
01:05:02.340 --> 01:05:03.900
tricks, because some of them I liked when he
01:05:03.900 --> 01:05:05.820
was bleeding out in the bar and he was only in
01:05:05.820 --> 01:05:09.199
the one -third of the screen. I was like, that's
01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:11.000
pretty ballsy, man. They're focusing on a lot
01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:14.179
of things, kind of unfocusing him, so it seems
01:05:14.179 --> 01:05:17.320
like he's dying, not realizing that that was
01:05:17.320 --> 01:05:19.500
just the fucking version we were watching and
01:05:19.500 --> 01:05:22.300
it was probably not intended. We saw like 40
01:05:22.300 --> 01:05:26.980
% of the screen the entire time. Only half of
01:05:26.980 --> 01:05:31.159
people's faces. This was a great movie, with
01:05:31.159 --> 01:05:33.940
a great cast, an engaging plot, and heavy violence.
01:05:34.500 --> 01:05:37.420
Charlie Hunnan was amazing as Pete, part history
01:05:37.420 --> 01:05:39.699
teacher and firm leader whose trust and loyalty
01:05:39.699 --> 01:05:42.320
is everything. It felt very much like Sons of
01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:45.940
Anarchy, but with soccer instead. I really liked
01:05:45.940 --> 01:05:48.579
the gray -blue filter that was used to give the
01:05:48.579 --> 01:05:50.980
whole film depth and an otherwise bland palette
01:05:50.980 --> 01:05:53.900
of a background. I fell in love with all of the
01:05:53.900 --> 01:05:55.699
lads, even though I didn't catch their names,
01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:57.659
it was endearing to see them band together for
01:05:57.659 --> 01:06:00.199
brawls. It was really heartbreaking when Pete
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:03.260
died. He was a lovable character from an audience
01:06:03.260 --> 01:06:05.559
point of view and from Elijah's character as
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:08.000
well, it seemed. Would absolutely have watched
01:06:08.000 --> 01:06:11.139
this a lot as an angsty teenager. 9 .5 out of
01:06:11.139 --> 01:06:13.659
10 broken beer bottle stab wounds to the neck.
01:06:14.679 --> 01:06:18.739
Same score. Yep. Same rating system. Same rating
01:06:18.739 --> 01:06:21.239
system. My third thing also said broken beer
01:06:21.239 --> 01:06:24.699
bottles. It seems like there's a certain theme
01:06:24.699 --> 01:06:26.519
or part of this movie that really stuck out to
01:06:26.519 --> 01:06:29.260
you guys. The neck stabbing, yeah, it was pretty
01:06:29.260 --> 01:06:34.159
big. What a roller coaster. I had a blast re
01:06:34.159 --> 01:06:36.679
-watching this movie. I definitely remembered
01:06:36.679 --> 01:06:40.340
maybe 10%. The majority of it was a surprise,
01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.260
which was awesome. I couldn't help but be more
01:06:43.260 --> 01:06:45.539
opinionated than I feel I've been with other
01:06:45.539 --> 01:06:48.300
movies. I definitely saw parts that were moving
01:06:48.300 --> 01:06:51.260
slow or just brought down the vibes in general.
01:06:51.900 --> 01:06:54.880
Elijah Wood's dumb pretty face did not offset
01:06:54.880 --> 01:06:57.800
the boyish body that once displayed during the
01:06:57.800 --> 01:07:00.639
tattoo scene proved that there is no way that
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:04.780
guy is the new Yank hero. I've seen Plato in
01:07:04.780 --> 01:07:09.480
better shape. Like the philosopher? My morning
01:07:09.480 --> 01:07:11.760
oatmeal has more potential for abs than that
01:07:11.760 --> 01:07:15.750
sad boy. But it was a great soundtrack. I love
01:07:15.750 --> 01:07:18.070
how it was filmed, even though it was hard to
01:07:18.070 --> 01:07:20.210
appreciate due to the fact this version was the
01:07:20.210 --> 01:07:23.030
best I could find and it was downloaded. The
01:07:23.030 --> 01:07:25.849
energy level was peaking during most of the movie.
01:07:26.010 --> 01:07:29.550
This time, I'm very happy to say that the positives
01:07:29.550 --> 01:07:34.409
of my rewatch outweighed the negative. 9 .5 out
01:07:34.409 --> 01:07:41.199
of 10 undercover journos. 9 .5 is really taking
01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:45.659
it today. Oddly specific. Yeah. I'm sorry that
01:07:45.659 --> 01:07:48.820
I was the odd one out, everybody. No, just flip
01:07:48.820 --> 01:07:51.880
that 6. You did a .5. You just did your own version
01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:55.780
of a 9. It's a 9 .2. Don't flip the whole thing.
01:07:56.079 --> 01:07:59.389
Oh. You don't have to like it, I guess. I didn't
01:07:59.389 --> 01:08:01.030
say I didn't like it. You're just wrong, obviously.
01:08:01.730 --> 01:08:04.090
Next time I really have to get hyped up about
01:08:04.090 --> 01:08:07.369
a sport or a brawl I'm getting into at work,
01:08:07.469 --> 01:08:09.730
I will watch this movie. It'll be my go -to,
01:08:09.789 --> 01:08:12.590
for sure. I understand what you're saying about
01:08:12.590 --> 01:08:14.409
ratings. I think it makes sense. It makes sense
01:08:14.409 --> 01:08:18.189
to me. It's interesting to have a different rating
01:08:18.189 --> 01:08:20.529
system depending on the genre, but I feel like
01:08:20.529 --> 01:08:22.810
I do as well. If someone brought in a horror
01:08:22.810 --> 01:08:25.810
movie, I'd be like... Negative 10 out of 10.
01:08:26.189 --> 01:08:29.270
Did not watch more than 30 seconds. Eyes closed.
01:08:29.649 --> 01:08:31.789
Let's not bring another Leprechaun movie to the
01:08:31.789 --> 01:08:35.210
table. Oh, no. You don't want to watch Leprechaun
01:08:35.210 --> 01:08:37.970
on the moon? Leprechaun 4 on mine. I do want
01:08:37.970 --> 01:08:41.130
to watch Leprechaun Goes to Space. Or Indahood.
01:08:41.430 --> 01:08:45.609
Yeah. That sounds racist. Probably is. I'm sure
01:08:45.609 --> 01:08:49.609
it's very. It's probably about football. Oh,
01:08:49.750 --> 01:08:55.760
I thought it was about cars. He's just in there.
01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:57.380
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
01:08:57.479 --> 01:09:01.579
I'm your car. I'm your car. Vroom, vroom, vroom.
01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:06.039
Open your hood. I'm going to stab you. Vroom,
01:09:06.079 --> 01:09:11.579
vroom, vroom. Did you write that movie? Sounds
01:09:11.579 --> 01:09:14.899
like it. It did. There's this song I've been
01:09:14.899 --> 01:09:16.659
taking great pleasure in for the last three months
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now since I discovered it where the opening line
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is something like, I drive around on my butt
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like a car. What? And then it just goes around.
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The whole song is describing how... I'll just
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have to play it. It's so stupid and boring to
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explain it. But if you heard it, you'd be like,
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I understand why you enjoy this. It's stupid.
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Okay. Anyway, I'm very happy that it was enjoyed.
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And those were some great ratings. Rebecca, do
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you know what you're going to be bringing us
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next time? I do. We're throwing it back to the
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90s. With Clueless. Oh. Yeah. I love Tim Curry.
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Nope. Mm -mm. No? No, he has a clue. That's Clue.
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Oh. He knows what's going on. Clueless. We have
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no idea what's going on. Is this Reese Witherspoon?
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Nope. Is this Zendaya? Nope. Nope. Zendaya. She
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doesn't seem to be born yet. It's a blonde girl,
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though. We'll get there when we get there. And
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it's not Reese Witherspoon. No. Cameron Diaz.
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Nope. Those are the only two. Nope. There's a
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lot more blondes. It's Drew Barrymore, bro. She's
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a... Redhead. Well, that sounds exciting. I can't
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wait for next episode. Thank you, everyone, for
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joining us once again for another episode of
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Paramnesia Theater. If you or any of your friends
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enjoy rumbling down back alleys pretending that
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one of you is a mechanical flying mobile and
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the other group of you is some sort of aquatic
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animal with teeth, please let us know in the
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comments. And as always, thanks for coming to
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Tuesday. That's the wrong one. Where every spot
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