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The new Twitter account run by Governor Johnson
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Newsom's press team has got MAGA pretty pissed
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off, mostly because he's holding up a shiny mirror
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to their favorite tweeter in chief, right? So
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here's a great example of one of those tweets
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that Governor Newsom's press office is putting
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out now, which again, looks oddly reminiscent.
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Who's? Who's tweets and those look like Jay?
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I think it's like Cheeto, man. Oh, we lost Jay's
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thingy. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Yes. We're going
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to while Jay's doing that, you'll still be able
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to hear Jay, but his camera went away. But yes,
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look at this. Look at this lovely thing. Wow,
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Fox News can't stop talking about me, Gavin C.
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Newsom, America's favorite governor. Tonight,
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their entire primetime lineup was about me. Jesse
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Waters kept calling me daddy. Very weird. Not
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interested, but thank you. Sean Hannity. Very
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nice guy. Nearly cried because I won't take his
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advice. Sorry, Sean. Then they dragged out the
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BU team of dum -dums. Meatball Ron, Tommy Tollett
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-Larren, and Teddy Cancun Cruz. He even flew
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back from special Mexico. All whiny about me,
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Gavin Newsom. Um, I am absolutely thrilled by
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this. Um, he's been running this troll for about
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a week now. Um, I'll find another great example
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for you guys. And again, I have seen nothing
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but just like, just frustration, uh, from MAGA
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world over this whole thing. Um, And I think
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it really frustrates them because they know he's
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trolling them. He knows that he's doing it just
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like Trump. And I think it's, I legit think it's
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bothering them. Now there's some of them who
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will be like, but, but that's not. That's not
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very nice. That's not nice what you're saying.
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And like they try and get very serious about
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it. And quite frankly, I'm with the people who
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are like, sorry, Republicans, your poll clutching
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days are over. No more. You don't get to be like,
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oh, it's against our good naturedness. No, fuck
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you. You voted for Donald Trump. Okay. You got
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that guy to the White House twice. Okay. We don't
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get to pearl clutch anymore and talk about standards
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and norms. Okay. It's not happening. Um, Dana
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Ding Dong Perino never heard of her until today.
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He's melting down because of me, Gavisey Newsome.
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Fox hates that I'm America's most favorite governor,
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ratings king saving America. Well, Trump can't
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even conquer the big stairs on Air Force One
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anymore. Trump has lost his step and Fox is losing
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it when I type, America now wins. Um, yeah, this
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is absolutely freaking hilarious to me. Um, Because
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again, it's. It's he's just showing he's just
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putting it into a mirror and it's just it's bugging
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them so bad. Jay, are you back with us yet? Oh,
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you are. There we go. So overall, what are your
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thoughts about the whole new some. Thing. Yes,
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I was following along because I am a good Amazon
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Prime subscriber. So I do like mac and cheese.
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I do like classic mac and cheese. I like boxed
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mac and cheese. I don't like the instant mac
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and cheese that like comes in a bowl that you
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microwave. No, I'm kidding. No, I love this.
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I love everything about this. It is so funny
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to me. When you use like the same tactic against
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someone and then they get mad at you for using
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it. It's like I don't know. Deal with it. But
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I don't know. Like who's who's the snowflake
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now? You know, like Just cry me a little river.
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Oh, I think he did that at one point with one
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of his ones So one of the ones I just put up
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for the crowd Obviously is this one where he
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did somebody did the microsoft paint right? Where's
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the joke going over someone which I love thank
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you for that And especially since you know that
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was done in mspaint I think he did make the triggered
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joke after all this started He You know He really
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is just as he's also doing it to kid rock Nice
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this is a good one right here right Wow, very
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few all caps low energy Right Absolutely love
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this Um, so this brought up obviously now everybody's
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going was Gavin Newsom gonna run for president.
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Absolutely. He's gonna run for president Do I
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want him to run for president? No, I don't I'm
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not a huge Gavin Newsom fan. Right? But right
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now, the Democratic Party needs hope. They do.
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And they need to laugh. Right? And at least he's
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trying to be funny. And, like, I don't know if
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anybody remembers, a couple years ago, he, like,
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he did the big debate with Ron DeSantis just
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to do a debate with Ron DeSantis and wiped the
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fucking floor with him. Right? They did a televised
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debate, DeSantis versus Newsome. This is another
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good one. Donald Tiny Hands has written his autobiography
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this morning. Unfortunately, low IQ. He spelled
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it wrong. Beta, soon you will be a fired beta
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because of my perfect, beautiful maps. Thank
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you for your attention to this matter, GCN, which
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obviously because Trump's been saying thank you
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for your attention to this matter and like all
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of his like official truths. Again the democratic
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party needs hope and they need to laugh right
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because I think that's the only thing that's
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going to keep them from from losing it completely
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Yeah, I think we need this Um, I think he needs
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to keep it up Here's another good one the one
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thing that unites the right and the left most
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transparent admin in history. Are you finally
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releasing the Epstein list? Oh God. Somebody
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in the YouTube chat say Newsom could be decent
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in a cabinet role to even press secretary. I'll
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be honest. Leave this governor in California.
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I think that he has too much baggage that you're
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going to have to fight uphill against no matter
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who he's running against to be president. I think
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it's just too much of a fight. Although I could
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be wrong about that. At this stage, I really
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do wonder how much anybody cares anymore, right?
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We obviously are willing to elect the thrice
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-wifed, multiple children from multiple wives,
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grab them by the, you know, jerk -off that's
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in the White House now. So, actually, that's
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a good question to end this segment with. Obviously,
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again, everybody's going, no, Newsom's going
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to run for president. Newsom's going to run for
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president. Does Newsom's baggage matter anymore?
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Like do you think after the Trump era that we're
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gonna go back to oh, no We got to have like standards
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and norms and the normal scandals will push people
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out of politics like it used to right or Do you
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think that those days are just done and the American
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people don't give a shit anymore, right? They
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were like, I don't care how many times you've
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been divorced married, you know blah blah blah
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Do you think we're past that point? I think it's
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hard to say because I like to think that you
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go from my one extreme to the polar opposite
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extreme back and forth. I can't deny that Trump
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is kind of like paved away. He is showing People
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like how to get votes and how to get elected
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and unfortunately that is getting them angry
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about a ton of topics and using that anger, but
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I definitely think at least Some things are going
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to be a little bit looser like yes, if you have
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a divorce in your life It's probably not going
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to matter as much um Now if you're a convicted
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felon Well now You can't run for president if
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you're already a convicted. Oh, yeah, you can
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he already was convicted He was already convicted.
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Okay. Yeah, not sure you can there's nothing
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the constitution says you can't be a felon of
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your president That's so weird. We have so many
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rules and that's not one like that's a I I really
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do believe I am of the opinion that that the
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founding fathers in no way could have foreseen
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what the fuck was going to happen because again
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they could not conceptualize of a 24 -hour news
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media social media driven media device in your
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pocket world like we live in now right um Think
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so I'm showing that the chat another one This
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is my my other fun one that I like up next under
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piece of genius military strategy troops leading
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patrol of the food court Yeah, I love this