Hot Dog Contest Recap, Flock Cameras, The WNBA Is Just Bad

A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts: Solid Ford Beer Thoughts. Pop a cold one and get interactive with us on YouTube, Facebook, X, or Instagram. Hello, and welcome again to another episode of the Solid Four Beer Thoughts. Thanks for hanging with us. I'm glad you don't have anything better to do than ⁓ be here. Well, if you want to like and subscribe, you can do that. All the socials: TikTok, Instagram, ⁓ Facebook, YouTube. When you see us, like and subscribe, share with with all your friends and neighbors, especially the people you don't like. Because those are the ones that'll probably listen the most. Anyhow, we're a solid four beer thoughts and you can always send us emails too, so if you have any ideas or you just want to give us shit, feel free to do so. Other than that, Jeffrey? Yo Tommy. How the hey hi ho was your weekend? Usual shit. Down the lake, left out Thursday night and got a ⁓ extra day down there and cool. It was good. That's awesome. Kind of a quiet weekend down there, not a lot of people. So yeah. It's always a good time. Yeah. That was about it. Came home, watched ⁓ brickyard. ⁓ are you freaking kidding me? I d I did. I got home just in time to watch the start. I wasted your time. No, not the whole thing. I took I took a nap about a hundred laps in. ⁓ but I the start the start of it was good. That's a lot laps. Start of it was good. The first twenty or thirty laps I thought were good. I mean, usually it's just terrible. Was there passing? I in the first I thought in the first fifteen or twenty laps there was. And then ⁓ the lap but the last so I took a nap and then caught the last, I don't know, thirty or forty and there was Would you take a nap for like eight minutes? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was yeah, but they did have And there's only a hundred and sixty laps to that. Correct. So if you watched a hundred Caught the last thirty or forty. Well each each lap takes forty eight seconds. Wasn't a guy that won like the youngest winner of the brickyard in the history of the brickyard? Don't know. Didn't I hear that? I didn't. Just go ahead and proclaim that and Joey Luguano. Say it confidently, Tom, like you always do. It won Joey Lugano. He finished third. I don't know who Yeah. You Savar. Hosevar was the pole setter. I think that's how you pronounce it. I don't have any freaking clue, dude. I haven't watched a NASCAR race in probably ⁓ twenty years. But it looked like there was seventy, eighty thousand people there, which I think is a lot more than what was there last year. Yeah. I think they were tracking to one of their best crowds in recent years. Yes. That's right. Isn't he an actor? Might might have been. Corey Feldman. H E I ⁓ instead of H A I ⁓ Thank you, Tom. You're welcome. You're welcome. He ⁓ I think he drove for ⁓ Jordan's team, Michael Jordan's team. Hi. Yeah. I don't know. Twenty twenty three X I on his helmet. But yeah, it was ⁓ shitty race, but yeah. Is what it's an event outspeed. X X I X I X. So that was it, Tommy. Wow, how about you, Linka? How was your weekend? Great. ⁓ no sarcasm there. ⁓ wow. No, it's fine. ⁓ shoot. I y hung out with you, you goofballs. Yeah. Saturday. Saturday. ⁓ we watched ⁓ Michael, the Michael ⁓ Michael Jackson movie. Not the documentary. But the movie. Yeah. That's got his nephew Jer Germain's kid. Yeah, yeah. Who kinda sort of looks like Michael Jackson and Dances and moves like him and even sings like him a little bit. Kind of crazy. That's but ⁓ was it good? You know, it it was it was entertaining. Yeah. It was good. The mu music was on point. Would you watch it again? Probably. Yeah. Eventually at some point. Then it's good. I mean, they didn't get into and i I think at the end it said something it didn't say to be continued. It was something to let you think that there's gonna be another movie. Coming on. I've heard it at the end it says no children were harmed during the end of this show. So they didn't get into that. But the th the thing I did realize is many of the producers of the movie were his siblings. ⁓ really? So I'm like, ⁓ well, of course they're not gonna go into all the yeah, touching me, touching you. ⁓ He was never convicted. So anyway Yeah. It w it was it was okay. It was entertaining. Did you go to the theater and watch it? No, no, no, no. We haven't been no we ⁓ Hulu or Netflix. Okay. Whatever, whatever. One of one of those. I don't even know. But ⁓ so that that was okay. And then I'm sure I'm sure we'll get into the the business, the goings on of Saturday ⁓ afternoon and evening. Yeah. So ⁓ Yeah, I'll I'll defer that part to Tommy a little bit. ⁓ we did ⁓ I don't know, it was It was okay. It was okay. The festival was disappointing me. I'll I I'll go on record and say it wasn't what it was four years ago. I don't know. How I remembered it. So I don't think so. ⁓ yeah. I don't know. We'll go right to Tommy. Yeah. So hung out with those guys for a little while and then Sunday we stayed home and I watched on Netflix and I don't know if you guys have seen it, The Hawk. Have you seen that? Heard about it. Will Farrell. The Hawk? I've heard about it. ⁓ is it a golfing? Yeah. Will Farrell, ⁓ he's a golfer. Washed up golf have you seen it? I've seen yeah, I s I watched the whole entire series. Yeah, we I did Sunday. The whole the whole first season. Yeah. I did see that. I forgot what it was called. I struggled at times. How how many episodes are it? Eight eight maybe okay. So you liked it if you went through eight I watched it over two days span. I watched the whole thing. Last weekend. Yeah. I kn ⁓ so the only reason it it was kind of cool to me. I don't hate him, I just really so at the very end When they're in the Walmart parking lot. Do you know where they do you know where they filmed that? Spoiler alert. Brownsburg industry. No, actually Beach Grove. Beach Grove I did, yeah. Because and this is how long it's been That was a few years ago, wasn't it? Because when I no, it wasn't that far back, but when I was with ⁓ Murphy, the store I had was right in front of that Walmart and the manager's like, Hey, Wolf Farrell's out here in the parking lot and there's a big tour bus and they're blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. So yeah, they filmed that. On Emerson Avenue at the Walmart. Did they catch 465? Did they catch any women fighting in the parking lot? They probably gotta play or who knows what. You know, they probably had shoplifters run by. Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, so that was kind of cool. So current wife watched the first episode and gave up. She was like, yeah. And so I was like, okay, well then I'll just wait for you to go to bed. Right. And so I I watched a couple episodes. That night and then the next day, I think she was gone. It was a Saturday or Sunday. Right. And she was gone most of the day and I sat and watched the rest of it. It the story got better. Right. A as it as it went on. It did. So the story's okay. Predictable. Yes. Paul Farrell and Molly Shannon. And the two of them just do well together. They do. They're they're funny to be crazy how things have changed so much, right? Yeah. Well So anyway. It is. And then I saw I saw them on a ⁓ what's it called? Hot Ones. ⁓ yeah. Where they eat the chicken wings and they go from kinda sort of hot to like, ⁓ my gosh, hot, like six or eight different platefuls or whatever. I would struggle there, but ⁓ he's he's wearing the hawk visor. Yes. And I saw him on something else and he had a hawk visor on too. I was like, ⁓ okay. Okay. I get it. You're just in character. I get it. Okay. Fun. All right. So now we're talking about So Guinness eighteen sixty six. US President Andrew Johnson signs the Metric Act of eighteen sixty six, making it lawful to use the metric system in the United States. I saw that this week too. Yeah, with ⁓ math. Remember they told they told you in ten years this is where we're gonna we're gonna be using metric system. But we have we're the only country that The does it almost produce it. Almost. Yeah, you we went through this there's like five or six other. So yeah. And two of ⁓ have a population of like ⁓ thirty thousand ⁓ total. Eighteen sixty. Yeah. So ⁓ this weekend history, eighteen sixty seven, Andrew Johnson outlaws a metric system. ⁓ Wait a minute. I I don't know if that's true or not, honestly. You only have to be eighty five percent true on the show. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so basically United States, Liberia, and Myanmar are the only three who have hold held out. Myanmar is the actual punchline to this week's joke of the week. Interesting. ⁓ so yeah. ⁓ this week in history, eighteen sixty nine. Chewing gum is ⁓ patented, basically. Amos Tyler of Toledo, Ohio receives The first patent for chewing gum, ⁓ it basically consisted of white rosin and olive oil is what the gum is. ⁓ that was delicious. Yeah. I guess you didn't have to worry about it losing its flavor. Good God. So his patent pertained to the production of gum in slices and the packaging for the sale. Because chewing gum in various forms has existed had existed Since the Neolithic period. whatever the hell that is. When was that? ⁓ well a nineteen twenty to nineteen thirty Tom. A five thousand year old piece of chewing gum made from birch bark tar with tooth imprints was found in Kiricky, Finland. They made somebody bite down on that shit when they were amputating his legs. That wasn't chewing gum. I don't want any gum that's named That just sounds horrible. ⁓ Birch Bark though. Birch Bark Tar, Tom. ⁓ Birch Birch Park Tack Tar. Birch Park Chuck Tie. This week in history nineteen ⁓ three. I wasn't gonna tell the story, but first autom automobile to cross the United States under its own power. So departing from San Francisco on May twenty-third, it arrived in New York City. New York City twenty third to New York to July. So sixty-three days is what it took. In nineteen ⁓ three. Where where do you stop and get gas? Okay. Well, the automobile was a nineteen ⁓ three two cylinder, twenty horsepower Winton touring car, ⁓ driven by di who who cares who drove it. Sorry. ⁓ with this mechanic and a bulldog. Named Bud that they picked up along the way. That's kind of cool. So yeah, the trip the trip was undertaken on a fifty dollar bet and proved that automobiles were a viable form of long distance trip transportation. So, like I said, 63 days used a little over 800 gallons of gasoline. after the trip, Bud, the dog, became a celebrity and was using advertisements for the Winton automobiles. Airbud. That they actually used. So yeah. Yeah. They didn't have Interstate 70 back then. Still want to know the logistics. You're traveling muddy rugged gap. How did they keep rolling? Yeah. Bud, I think actually ⁓ one of Bud's offspring, Spud's McKenzie. Spud. Yeah. Got it. This weekend history nineteen forty three. ⁓ coffee rationing ends. So no more coffee rationing. When did it start? Well it started ⁓ with WWII. Yeah. US President Franklin Del Roosevelt announces the end of coffee rationing, which had been restricted since the previous November due to WWII. Coffee was rationed to one pound per family every five weeks. I don't drink coffee, so I don't know one pound. That wouldn't work at my house. That wouldn't work. We buy like five pound we buy a five pound can last about two weeks, maybe three. ⁓ you don't have those ⁓ cake cups? You don't ⁓ yeah, wife does. Okay. But I don't I make a pot in the morning and do you drink four or five cups by day. Holy shit. Huh. Yeah, but literally depending on the day. Literally holy shit. No, no, it just no. I have a few cups in the morning, probably even then. I don't drink coffee the rest of the day. Yeah. I used to drink that shit all day. Maybe we should get you in a coffee drinking contest. I can drink some coffee. Black. Like your men. I like my coffee dark and bitter. Huh. I like your women. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. I I'm not going there. Okay. This week in history. Nineteen ninety eight, ⁓ Monica Lewinsky turns over the blue dress That contain physical evidence. What what like h like hair? Is that what we're talking about? Like physical evidence evidence? I don't understand. What does that mean? I think she is of her affair with US President Bill Clinton. She claimed it had summon on it from when she performed oral sex on Clinton in February of nineteen ninety seven. Did did he miss? ⁓ he missed. She just didn't swallow. She must spit it. Well, she didn't swallow, obviously. It wouldn't have been on her dress. Maybe too much? It just overflowed. Came out of her nose. Like what what are we doing? What are we doing? He shot her in the eye. Shot her in there. Yes. Spider-Man her? Yes. Huh. Yeah. All all viable questions. There's all kinds of reasons. I gotta say right now. He overflowed her, is what you're saying. Yeah. Wow. Maybe she was full. I don't know. He did. He filled her up. ⁓ she she did look full. I'll give you that. The following month the FBI reported that Clinton was the source of the semin on the dress. ⁓ my goodness. ⁓ this evidence ⁓ prompted Clinton's famous what the meaning of is actually is. If you remember. Yeah, so he lied about it. ⁓ Sure. He's married man, president, getting the homework. In the Oval Office. Yeah. And you're gonna tell me he's the first. And she was an intern. I guarantee you. Sorry. ⁓ guarantee you will, yeah. Should have gone at it with a better level of ⁓ I don't get why this is a big I don't get why we spent so much time and resource and all of that and over ⁓ whatever. Over some salmon. don't know. I don't know. Anyway, that's a sweet. For news, you can use Tommy, a seventy-four-year-old Indiana HOA board member. Hoa Hoa Hoa Gia Hoa Hoa Hoa board was charged with misdemeanors after a surveillance video caught her defecating outside a neighbor's home. And for those of you that don't know, defecating means shitting. And a neighbor means the person next door. They keep. The key details of this case involved video. A new Palestine homeowner found human feces next to her air conditioning unit on May 29th, 24. Surveillance camera footage later captured the woman pulling down her pants, squatting by the house in broad daylight. When confronted by deputies, the Hancock County Sheriff's Department. She initially denied the act before confessing, claiming she simply needed to use the restroom and had no ill will towards her neighbor. So this didn't happen multiple times or just once, but it got caught on camera. She couldn't get home. She couldn't walk twenty feet to her house in her own bathroom. Or shit in her own yard. I've been there like twice in my career, but yeah, she meant to do that. Let's guess the age. Seventy eight, you already said. I did I say seventy four or seventy four. Yeah, seventy four, my bad. Seventy something. Yeah. Seventy four years old and you're out shitting the neighbor's air conditioner. Four. Neck right next to the air conditioner. I mean, hey, good on her to be that mobile to actually squat and make that happen. Yeah. Well that's why it was up against the house. She probably needed ⁓ but like probably. But she's still doing squats, like you know, knee bends or deep knee bends or whatever the hell you call them. She did a little wall wall wall s wall shit. Wall she did a wall sit shit. Yeah. So I guess she lost her board position on the HOA because she resigned. She resigned. Yeah. In dis in disgrace. Forced to resign. I'm sure they encouraged it. Yeah. Hey, let me go over here and shit on my neighbors. Shit on my neighbors. And going, Hey man, I Taco Bell. Legitimately could not make it there. There you go. ⁓ Wow. So that's your weird news for the day. Frickin Pal, Indiana. Come on, New Palm. Be better. Be better, New Pal. Be better, Newpal. Come on, Wardens. Anyhow. Anyhow. So Saturday we went to ⁓ Frankfurt. Yeah, we did. And ⁓ the hot dog festival in Frankfurt has become a you know a popular central Indiana festival. Has it? the streets weren't necessarily shoulder should Interestingly enough, when you when you look at their website and stuff, they get like thirty thousand people through that thing. Now it's a weekday. Yeah. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. But it's not bad for Frankfurt. No, and it's a small town typical small town festival where there's little events going on around town. Carnies? Around it. No. No carnies. Wrestling was there though. Wrestling was ⁓ W C W C W O. Was there they had the ⁓ the dock dogs, so the dogs that dive out into the water to catch the thing. That was cool. There was a BMX demonstration that was pretty cool. Uhhuh. That was all on Saturday. I don't know. That's kinda fun to watch a dog jump thirty feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was kind of impressive, honestly. I didn't see that. Yeah, that was just before you guys got there. You should have entered Brett into that contest. See if he could get one of those dogs. I don't think he could run on all four legs that fast. He's got four legs? Yeah, he's dogs have four. legs. I can no but Brett's got four too. He would have to if he's gonna do it like a dog. ⁓ Anyhow ⁓ that's true Tom you got doggy style you can do it doggy style without four legs touching the ground. I'm pretty sure we'll just go with that. Never mind. ⁓ anyhow so yeah and on top of that ⁓ you know we've been talking about it for a couple of weeks the ⁓ hot dog Eating contest. Yeah. Yeah, I got some questions here. That I made myself miserable over for a couple of weeks here on the podcast. ⁓ fretting it. And ⁓ was was yeah. ⁓ felt pretty good about it. You looked nervous that day, that night. I felt no, no, I felt good that evening. Yeah. ⁓ actually felt like I could probably do some okay work. What what was ⁓ so like did you have a goal? You're like, Man, I need to hit this number. Yeah, I wanted to hit fifteen. Okay. So I wanted to get to fifteen because I knew if I got to fifteen and I wasn't completely miserable and there was time left, I could do just one more. And maybe then just one more. So I that was my goal. You sound like Jeff at the bar now. I know, but that was that was my mindset going in because remember just one more the record is twenty two. All time record. All time record was twenty two. And I say was ⁓ you're 31 years of the hot dog festival in Franklin. 31 years of the hot dog festival. The record was 22. Last year was 16. ⁓ And I knew if I could get to 15, I c I'd be in the hunt. Yeah. Right? So honestly, my pace. Wow. ⁓ I probably was on pace for that. Uh-huh. Probably on pace for that. Pretty felt pretty strong about it. Felt really good. Well, at the end of the table. It just so happens that Scott Watkins, who is a not the Scott Watkins. Yes, the Scott Watkins. Okay. That Scott Watkins. Who is a Scott Watkins from It's Hot and You Need a Pool. actually Scott Watkins from the YouTube channel, Scott Eats, who is a professional eater who qualified for next year's Nathan's event in Las Vegas this year by eating forty five in ten minutes. who this year's Frankfurt currently, who is from British Columbia and was passing was passing through because it just aligned with his show. Just happened to be passing through little Frankfurt, Indiana. Well, he was gonna be in Valparaiso to do a steak challenge that week. Go a little bit further south. ⁓ so Google that shit. Yeah. A couple hours. ⁓ ⁓ so you're not gonna take this opportunity to promote your new YouTube channel? No. ⁓ Scott Eats Dick. So so Scott and and a very if you watch the Facebook ⁓ live that Brett was did such a professional job at, it was fantastic. ⁓ it's on our Facebook page, you can check it out. ⁓ yeah, Scott did forty eight hot dogs in ten minutes. And as Brett so eloquently mentioned multiple times, had to change his shirt. ⁓ man, this this dude ⁓ Because it was obvious that I didn't have to change my shirt because when I was five minutes in at seven hot dogs, I'm like why am I why why am I gonna be miserable all night? Correct. And even Brett's like Save it for the beers, man. Yeah, save it for the beers. Yeah, don't be suffering. I could have I could have eaten eight more, seven more, whatever. Well you think you could have though. ⁓ I think I could have. I think I felt good. I I didn't feel bad at seven. You did ten the first week here and eight. I know I did not feel bad at seven. Gotcha. I felt like I was on a good pace. I didn't feel bad. I wasn't like, here, I was like Yeah, but you're if you e ate seven at that five minute mark, you're talking about doubling that in the second five. That's usually when you slow down. A little bit. I think you I was I felt pretty good. I felt you were on your way to at least clearing a pan. Yeah, I felt pretty good. Ten in a pan. Yeah. Which I'm like, okay, all right. We at least showed up. So I felt I felt good. ⁓ but You're not getting a fucking stamp. When we were we'll tell you that. When we were I don't know, five six was it s I think it's five or si about five or six minutes in. And they said and so so far we're You know, he's got thirty in his gullet. Yeah, there were I think he said there were two to be what he had. Yeah. ⁓ I don't think that was true. But that wasn't true. There's another person over thirty? They started their third pan is what that really meant. These were very old security guys who'd been around I think all thirty one years of the festival. They probably started when they were young. And they were fifty they were fifty years old when the original festival started. So Before we started, there's buckets everywhere. There's like 16 buckets. So we're talking. ⁓ and I said, as long as the guy next to me doesn't puke, I'll be fine. If somebody pukes you're done next to me. I'm with you on that topic. I may be next, right? And I'd be goddamn the guy right next to me. Yikes. Four dogs in. Yikes. Four or five dogs in. Four dogs? Yeah. Four. Four. And yaks. I could eat that. And I'm like, what are we doing here? Come on. What's that kid doing in the competition? I was like, why did you spend the money? Did they not screen these contestants? That's how it should be, though. I would rather have a group of those than In Frankfurt, Indiana than a professional. That's the way it should be. And I think if you have a professional eater enter, that that's ridiculous. That should be again the only thing. Let him be there for the the to qualify or do whatever he has to do. Do whatever his dogs don't count. Yeah, yeah, you're you're just doing this to to ⁓ check a boss and get qualified for whatever. Well sorry, but that's just it. That's why he did it. Because I guess in the professional eating world there are events s like Frankfurt that they can't do because of sanctions and all this other crap, licensing, blah blah blah. And Frankfurt was not one of those events, so anybody could enter Frankfurt no matter what. And he's like, Well, I can win a thousand bucks, so here I go. Yeah, I'm gonna be in Valpo anyway. Yeah. Now now if you're not if you're not cynical and upset about how it all kinda went down. On the other side of that it was a spectacle. It's it was it was a spectacle. Next July. So he qualified for that. And Tom can say he was within forty eight or forty one hot dogs of beating him off the stage. Of beating him and wiener eating us. I mean, in all reality, so you know, there's a ton of people that have channels where they do eating challenges and stuff like that. Scott Eats Dick, that channel. But for for Frankfurt to have a youth a YouTube celebrity a YouTube celebrity show up to the festival, compete and win. So from that angle it's it's hard to be really upset about it because it's a small town and ⁓ you know, they had some notoriety for a day, right? So did they announce him as not at all? Nobody knew I didn't what's his name? Scott Watkins. Douchebag. Scott Watkins. He did not a douchebag. It didn't announce any anybody. They didn't announce anybody. Now there was no countdown. It wasn't like, hey, we're going in ten seconds. Like I'm filming at one point, I'm like, We gotta be starting soon because one kid just walked up. It's like, ⁓ we're getting ready to start in thirty seconds, but this guy registered online, he just showed up and I'm like I'm like, damn, I bet this dude's a ringer. Right. Just same thing. Walks in and he's gonna smash everything. And get the hell out. Yeah. He ate five. Pussy. He stayed up there the whole time though. Spent twenty five bucks to eat five hot dogs. But but is that what the entry fee was? Yeah. But they they didn't count down or anything. It's just like go. You're like, okay, man. So w couple of things. One, one of the rules that I read was that you could only use water. Couldn't add anything to the water. Yeah. Couldn't put anything in the water. You could only use water. They changed that rule. Well, while we're there, getting ready to start, the old one of the old dudes walking around on the microphone says, All right, we're gonna give you cups of water. If you need more cups, let us know. We'll give you more waters, it's fine. ⁓ and if you want to put anything in the water, as long as you brought it and you wanna put it in there, you can. You're like we're starting in two minutes. And I'm dick. And I'm like That's that's when I started to file my protest right there. That's what Brent got in the file with the Frankfurt hot aggregating contest. Honestly, that element of it not that I would have brought Kool-Aid, but some people may have. Uh-huh. That element of it did kind of piss me off because you're changing the rules when it's too late for anybody to react to it. But guy on the end had his Kool-Aid. ⁓ Jim Jones is one of his special. ⁓ yeah. So so I mean good good on him for Doing it. He probably had somebody there filming it, so he's probably on his YouTube channel. His disgusting ass eating Kool Lady Laden hot dog. That dumb bitch camera woman that kept getting in my way was probably filming. Watching some of the video that Brett took, I mean that dude was literally taking a whole hot dog and just like it looked like he was just shoving it. Inhaling the whole the whole just gone. Yeah. So I learned this. Apparently there wasn't a lot of chewing going. Hot dogs consume rectily also count. So maybe that's your loophole for next time, Tommy. I don't know. He was coming and going. Yes. So ⁓ we had different perspectives. I I actually thought we had a a little bit of a plan. Yeah 'cause I'm like, hey Link, you get on this end. I got on the end, Tom was in the middle. Of course he was. I'm like, what I don't know that means. Well he got on one end, you got on the other end. You're in a hot dog eating contest. Yeah. Go on. I'm like, hey, Link, it kinda keep count of of these couple of people. I'll tell Tom where he's at. Like I would walk up a little bit. Yeah. And I'm like, I got these guys on the end. And then as soon as that whistle blows and my man is ⁓ Ten dogs in in three minutes? Three three prom nights in in thirty seconds? I'm like, holy shit, man. Even before that, I knew something was up with this guy. It was crazy. So it's it was ten ten minutes and dude was asking for it and there was ten per pan. And they were like, If you we'll know, we'll see when you're close to you the end of your pan, we'll bring you more. But they weren't a hundred percent on top of it. And so some people are like raising their hands like hey man, I'm getting to the end of my pick. Expect that a minute. Brent Brett said there's like a minute, minute, minute ten in or something like that. And dude with the Kool-Aid, semi pro or pro whatever, was raising his hand like, Hey man, where you at? I'm I'm re I'm ready to go. A minute in he already had nine dogs down. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's like holy crap, dude. It's d it's disgusting though. It was. He was a professional. It'd be like if they had a ⁓ ⁓ free throw shooting contest. Yes, and freaking ty Tyrese Halliburton shows up and goes, Hey man. Correct. Hey yeah, ⁓ 25 bucks for entry fee. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. See, and that's that's kind of my that's that's kind of where I'm at. That's garbage. That is garbage. That's horse shit. Agreed. Agreed. There there is a point though. So I didn't even know Tom quit. Because I I'm filming this dude. And I don't even know how good the video is because at some point I I have to keep looking away. Yeah. And I'm just kind of keeping the phone in this general area. Because you're disgusted. Yeah. Yeah. It was gross. Ridiculous. It's gross. I can't watch it, Nathan's one. His whole hands were red. Even before he started. It was just all over the table before he even started. Yeah, he he's he's ⁓ what he did, he brought his own water to ⁓ change the temperature of the water provided ⁓ in his thermos. He put the Kool-Aid in that water in his water, he would stir it up a little bit and ⁓ kind of taste test it to see if the water temper my guess the water temperature was to his liking. I'm like whatever man. I I don't know. The the way the dude bounced around beforehand and shit. I'm like my So him and another guy were there together and I don't know the other guy's relation, but they obviously knew each other. ⁓ from they were talking. They were talking before the contest and we're all kind of standing off to the side before you check in. And I'm listening to them talk and they're talking about other contests that they had been in recently. They're trying to beat you before you can get to the tabletop. Well, no, they're just talking to each other. No, they're doing head gigs with you. They weren't. They were just talking. I just walked up and they were already talking. so but they're talking about other contests and about who did this and who did what and you know, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, that's not a normal conversation for anybody, except for somebody that does this all the time, right? So I I kinda knew and then the guy next to me, I thought he was pretty legit too because he came out the old guy? Yeah. He's from he was from Chicago and he had like his own water and he had slow and steady six cups set up and I mean he he I th I was like, ⁓ this guy's gonna he knows what he's doing. I was like, he knows what he's doing. But he ended up not doing a ton. I think ⁓ so I w I walked by those two afterwards. Yeah. And he said something about his Kool-Aid was actually penis flavored, I think is what he said. That's hard to find in stores. ⁓ you can't find it. Must be special order. ⁓ yeah, you you do have you have to order it. Yeah. It's special order for sure. Awesome. So screw you, Scott. I'm not happy. I I no I'm I'm judging him. I am judging him. It's fine. It's like what are you doing? I I think but I think Link's analogy is is perfect, right? Yeah, I think you're right in a lot of ways. He's not he is a he's a budding professional eater. So he hasn't been in big contests. But clearly he's good. How old is this cat? His win in Vegas was a record. That was a record setting win in Vegas to get into Nathan's next year. So obviously he's training. He's doing and he is in very good shape. Train in your garage dude. So let's go back. Hang on. Yeah, like like Tom did. Like Team Tom did. Well, let's go back. The previous thirty years. I know. A Frankfurt, Indiana hot dog eating contest. Nobody of signaling showing up. Is that what you said? Twenty two was a record. Dude comes in and and smashes forty-eight. He didn't go twenty-eight or twenty-six. He went forty-eight. Well, and his buddy was like thirty-five. He doubled it and yeah. So his buddy in training smashed it as well. Thirty-five. I mean, what wait. Do you want something that's really gonna aggravate you? I have a reactor, Tom. I'm getting ready to send. Can I go? You show me written letter. The fact that you ate seven to the Frankfurt in the post in the post contest interview ⁓ that was posted in the Clinton County Gazette or whatever the fuck it is. ⁓ he said Clinton County? Yeah. ⁓ with an N. ⁓ he said He said Well, I hope I was some motivation to get some folks in Frankfurt ⁓ geared up to try to beat me next year. Yeah, go fuck yourself, Scott. How about that? There's your motivation. Remember, you can catch us on YouTube now. Scott Eats Dick. So, yeah, there you go. ⁓ okay. Well, meh. You guys are more bitter about it than me, but yeah, you know, it's okay. I ⁓ I just if you really want to train and win and be a professional leader, knock yourself out. I didn't think I didn't feel like And that was the whole motivation. It's like ⁓ twenty two is the record that did fifteen last year. Surely we can with a little bit of bit I at least wanted you to hit double digits. Go go train with other professionals and get in their content. Yeah, like Joey Chestnut. He's only he's only an hour down the street in Westfield. Leave leave these alone. Leave the Frankfurt Festival alone. Right? Go go find a professional one and and go train with your own people. I don't think anybody knew he was there if that makes sense. Nobody it there was it was no outward. No, there was no outward, ⁓ hey, that guy's on that YouTube channel. Hey, I've seen that guy nothing. People weren't walking up to him like they knew him or any of that. So obviously the people in Frankfurt don't know who it is. So you're j no, those eighty year old dudes, they didn't They didn't know fucking nobody. Except all their neighbors. Yep. They didn't know nobody there. My man, ⁓ maybe the last thing I'll say about this whole thing was at the very end when they started like you got a minute left, whatever, forty five. Dude shoves a shit ton of ⁓ stuff in his mouth. And I'm like, ⁓ keep in mind I'm I'm from here to that T V. Yeah. I'm I'm Yeah, he's yeah, he's up close. I'm lined up. Eight feet away. And then he just starts chugging this Kool-Aid water to try to get it all down. No. Your mouth had to be empty at the end, is what they said. Yes. And I mean, obviously at this point I'm like, this dude knows what the f he's doing, right? It's ⁓ it's not like he's an amateur. But I don't know if they count down from ten or something like that. And as soon as they hit zero, your boy smacked his hands, opened his mouth, and it's like everything was gone. But for that last twenty five seconds. No, he is just chugging water. Chugging that just to get that stuff just to get that stuff to slide down. He pulled his shirt up when it was over. I I looked away, but yeah. Like a Buddha belly. Yeah. It's it's it's gross. I can't I can't watch it. Well, and I'm just telling you, he had to have gone and thrown up afterward. I don't know how you do that and not. What's the we talked about this? Well, he's a professional. I still don't. You get that much. Is there a time limit on that after the the final whistle? As long as you hold it. You just gotta make it to the buzzer. You gotta make it to the buzzer. Okay. And that's it. There were multiple people that pee somebody puked right by you, right? At the at the at the beginning. The very end, right all down. Was that from too much beer or seeing the No, this guy bearded lady. He ke he kept flexing. I mean dude dude was built. There was that too. And he acted ⁓ He acted like, Hey man, this this is this is all everybody watch me. Yeah, the spider re We we thought he was I was like, ⁓ really on the very end? Yeah. Very end. Ball guy with the beard. He was talking smack up there. Yeah. Yeah. And he kept he literally kept flexing to the crowd. Jesus. Yeah. I I don't know how many he did. I think he had a second pan. Well if he so he did at least ten. If he puked, he did zero. So sure. But anyway, yeah, he pu I didn't see him, but ⁓ current wives. Yeah. We're like, yeah, the guy on the very end. Yeah, he So the wives went up there with you? ⁓ yeah, Carol. They there. Holy shit. Yeah, it was a family affair. So I had I had one hot dog while I was there. ⁓ I is three three bucks is is pretty good hot dog. Mine was free. Yours was free. ⁓ yeah, they were handing out hot lovers. They were spayed. I declined, and then I'm like, you know what? No, no, no. No. I didn't see what this is all about. I saw well, we talked about Talked about germs and all kinds of shit last week. ⁓ huh. And I saw everybody else sticking their hands in there. I was like, fuck no, I'm not taking pulling a hot dog out of that pan sweating and putting it in my mouth. No friggin' way. Link link the germaphobe. Yeah. Nope. So other sights seen at the Frankfurt Hot Dog Festival. Okay. The bearded lady, that was interesting. There was a bearded lady. Don't you just see that every day walking down the street? No. No. I I really don't. Not to this level. ⁓ I don't I don't Are you sure it's a lady? I didn't see I didn't see I didn't see her. I didn't see him her. ⁓ are you sure it's a lady? Tom Tom's the only one that there there were appendages that indicated yes. Okay. However, the big bulls like a lady indicated something else. I didn't look at her pants. She's pushing her baby carriage ⁓ with a baby, which he's a she added a whole bunch of other questions for me, but at one point current wife said current wife said, I just can't do this. Yeah, yeah. ⁓ She had more facial hair than Link. What? So yeah. Link could grow a good beard. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ you too. It's great. Mine comes in gray. She had it. She had it. It was just like your mustache goatee thing. Yeah. Really? That's yep. Huh. Yeah. Mine comes in too grey. ⁓ it was fuller than Brett's. I could not grow a beard if I had to. You You're halfway there. ⁓ you're halfway there, dude. Seriously. Seriously I I I would patchy, right? Yeah, same thing. Mine comes in full, but it makes me look about seventeen years older than I really am. Well, yeah, that's like not a joke. Well, you should probably go with that so you can buy alcohol without getting carded. ⁓ that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Grandpa. Did anybody else happen to watch the ⁓ Indiana fever last night versus the Seattle basketball team? ⁓ I didn't know there was still girlies back basketball playing. Yeah. So Went to bed and dumbing through channels. I go, Wow. This'll put me to sleep. Beaver or on. I'll watch I'll watch I'll watch a little bit of this. Jesus effing Christ. What happened? Fucking terrible. That product is absolutely the ⁓ all star game. Yeah, yeah. So we're at Aylemporium. Ail emporium after the hot dog thing. Okay, so yeah. Why'd we go there though? Because the band Well the White No no no. Why do we go to Ailenport instead of staying up in Frankfurt though? ⁓ I don't know. ⁓ because you wanted to get closer to Because the band didn't start till nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. In Frankfurt? At Frankfurt, yes. What time was the wiener eating contest? ⁓ Jesus, what are they doing? Yeah. So and we talked about this true four years ago when we were down there. I tried to let you talk. You just you effed it up. Four years ago when we were down there. You freaked it up. They had the hot dog contest. That was over and I would say within an hour. Yeah, Mellon Cougar. Mellon Cougar. And while we were there, you could walk around with beers la four years ago. Now you cannot. And Mellon Cougar played in the band shell, which is down and they had the contest down there as well. And they had a an area where you could buy beers right by it during that show. Now that's gone. They did a Christian concert down there instead and moved the Main entertainment. ⁓ up to where we were. Screw the Christians. So so the Christians were having a love fest at the bottom of the hill while the rest of us were waiting. We're waiting until nine o'clock to hear the band that was there and we're like, we got to talking and we're like too big a gap. Let's go to rookies. Well we said so well we went to the beer garden, which was the sidewalk outside the local pub and bar on the square. It just had a rope that you couldn't take your beer outside of it. But we went there and We're just chilling out drinking we drink some a few beers. And the next thing you know, somebody's like, Ya the band doesn't start till nine and it was like seven fifteen at this point or something. And my kids were looking at me like for fuck's sake. Yes. They they were bored they were bored as is all get up. We just go home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're like, Yep. Yeah, we can go home. So then as it was either rookies or ailemporium. We were heading to rookies and then Northern and Southern Irish Twin wanted to come out and they were like all the families. Like if if you if you go to Ailemporium we'll we'll go and so then we switched over. Tom was already at rookies. And so that we switched over to Alem Porium for these people. No shit. And the yeah, the WMBA ⁓ All Star game was on what just happened to be on the T V as we were watching and ⁓ I the d the NBA All-Star game is unwatchable. It's awful. Yeah, it's terrible. It's it's it's absolutely terrible. It is. Like this looks like a pickup game that a lot of people could participate in. I'm not saying there's not skill involved, man. I can't shoot at three like you know, a lot of these girls can. Like in Doris. I can hit a layup. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or at least hit the rim. Yeah. I can get close. There there was a lot of Yeah, it was and and that's that's the best, right? Of of the entire league. The best of the best. They're dicking around. Sure. Yeah, yeah. It's clown it's clown show, but no, they're not. Yeah. Well some of ⁓ might be. Very few of them are actually dicking around. They're claming around. Very few. Scissoring around. Look at you guys. Maybe. Cut, cut. Only at halftime. But no, I I watched it for about ten minutes and I really tried to give it a try. I was like, this is this is just I think I want to like it. I think that's that's part of my problem. I want it to be a good idea. I want it to be a good product. Kelsey Mitchell's a hell of a basketball player, obviously Caitlin. ⁓ Sophie Cunningham, the the the feature. She wasn't on the team, wasn't she? Ulcer? No, no, I'm talking about last night. Yeah. They've got some pretty damn good players. Elite Boston's a stud. Yeah, she's she's very good. There's some great players in the league. Without a doubt. There really are. Without a doubt. But it's as a whole. The refereeing in the game. The refereeing is ⁓ it was I was like, What what what are we doing here? You're a professional league. I understand you know, major league baseball in any professional series, sports series, we all think the refereeing is terror is not is not good. There were some bad World Cup refs. I I thought. Yes. Correct. Like one ref calls something, you know, particular. It I think it's the same in a sport. Like from a coaching standpoint, that's the thing when I talk to officials. I'm like, dude, just be consistent. Yeah. If you're gonna suck, suck all day. Exactly. I'm serious. Yeah. This the I've I've said the same thing to my current wife, but I digress. Go ahead, Jeff. How many hot dogs she eat? ⁓ one she had a VNS all she had won seven times. One very large hot dog. Tommy, somebody ate as many hot dogs as you did Saturday night. Yeah, it was just there was one She doesn't listen. No, I'll maybe sometimes not to bore you with all the buttons. They literally tackle she this Seattle player literally wraps Kelsey ⁓ Mitchell up. Wraps her up. They called a foul on Kelsey Mitchell. And what's her name? Steffi White just loses her shit as she should have. And I'm like, What what the fuck are we doing here? I mean it it was just yeah. Not not good. What were you yelling at me while I was in the pisser? ⁓ nothing. You shake it more than twice. Yes. You're eating it seven times. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. ⁓ I'm gonna go on record. I think the fever gonna make a pretty good run. ⁓ I guess I hope they do. They'll they'll they'll put it together by the playoffs. Yes. other big thing in sporting news. ⁓ what what the wait You're halfway through. What you need another beer already? ⁓ no, I was why you do. Hey the boy that cried bulls. You can't do that. That's the same fucking sound thing. Get him two beers. Now three beers. Get him three beers. Dude, you can't do that. You're a shotgun in these things. That's a bunch of shit. We're transitioning from I was just tapping my finger. Okay. Next time you tap and he and you are empty and he doesn't give you a beer and you complain about it. I'll throw the pussy mints at him. Woo. Okay, I wasn't gonna say this, but I'm going to now. Do it. I'm so surprised at at only seven because the hot dog is so conducive to everything you like. Shape it really texture. Easy to swallow. Not none of those things. Anyhow, what were you gonna say? Yeah, Jeff. Voice you forgot. You're talking to WNBA. ⁓ we have football from now. Till February fifteenth. Now. What's on now? Football camps opened up training camps. We got the all or not the All Star game, but the Hall of Fame game. Hall of Fame game's coming up. Not this Saturday, but next Saturday. So it's here. Hey, we should go there. Don't tell Mary. ⁓ my gosh. Holy crap. Sounds familiar. Yeah. We did a podcast from episode down. Yeah, we got that Breakfast delivered? Yep. I would It was solid. I I would go I would go back there. I thought it was another Yeah, that's a good that's a good little yeah. I wouldn't go that fucking taco bell though. That gave us cheese and lettuce tacos. ⁓ We went and ordered twenty tacos and ten of them were cheese and lettuce. They ran out of beef. We'll love ground beef. ⁓ piece of beef in the bottom of it. Maybe the food a little bit better, but sons of bitches. But anyway, yeah. Wi Fi doesn't isn't good at Canton either. ⁓ yeah. It wasn't good. No, that's that was that was a good place to At the stadium worked for John. At the stadium. Has anybody ever been to ⁓ training camp? Like Colts training camp or any training? I have been. I know some of that I went for a night. Is that any fun at all? Never been. ⁓ Yeah, it's changed is it the did you go to the current venue that they're at now? 'Cause they've changed they're now back at fifty sixth street. No, they're at they had one more year. ⁓ they're so Grand Park. I I think I went to was it in Anderson? They were in Anderson for a while. Or Terra Hope. Yes. When they were out there at Rose Holman. ⁓ wow, they were out there. I like just 'cause you're like, okay, y you know, you kinda get to it's a different look and feel. A little bit closer to back. Yep. But then some of the it's it's kind of just like everything. Some of the people you want to see play or or preseason, not everything. ⁓ they're in for some reps, but not Yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't know. Danny Bryce. It's a practice, right? It's just Yeah. Yeah. Colt's quarterback is ⁓ they got Torres Achilles. He's he's full go. That's that's what they're saying. Eight months. Yep. Now that used to be an injury that ended your career. ⁓ yeah. Then it went to sixteen months. Halliburton. Then it went to sixteen months. Then it went to twelve months recovery. Now it's eight months recovery. Yep. It's amazing. It is. ⁓ Since we're just randos here. ⁓ sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I know Jeff, you're not a movie guy. ⁓ Why do you say that, Brett? ⁓ scene six. You just mentioned earlier you haven't been to a theater in a long time. I have not. I don't remember everything I'm hearing, the Odyssey is well I I have not heard a negative thing from anybody. I'm with you. And sorry, not even negative. Everybody I know that has gone to see it. Yep. It's like this movie's sick. Yeah. It's well worth watching. Three three hours? Three or something? Just under two fifty six or something. That's a prom night for you, Link. I mean If it's a good movie, you know, you don't notice in three hours. But I heard the same to eight. That's why I said the first one at a cell. And it actually crossed my mind last week. We had an empty Tuesday night, Shay and I go Jeffy, come on over you can park at my house and walk and walk. Yes. Yeah. And I I go Yeah, so I I I ⁓ Legit cross my mind ask Shay if she wants to go see that see the obvious. I know a dozen people have seen it and they're like fantastic movie. Well you're we'll have to see it. She she thought it was great. Yeah, she wants to go back. Kylie David saw it, Matthew saw it, everybody is like people I've seen post online about it have said it's maybe we'll have to go tomorrow night. Maybe we'll do date night tomorrow night. That'll be fun. The gayest term ever, by the way. Married couple going on date night. Really, unless you're going on a date with another dude. Exactly. I don't know. That's is that even bad? I mean you're going on a date. Who cares? I I don't know. Date night. I don't care if it's boy girl, girl boy, boy boy, girl girl. I don't care. Okay. You're just going on a date. Just going on a date. Going to the movies. I did see man, I meant to f get an online meme for you clowns this week. I had that up. Some dudes like, ⁓ yeah, this is stuff that dudes can't do. Use a koozie. What? What? He's he's like, Yeah, if you drink your beer that fucking slow He's like he's like, I get you you're making jokes, whatever. He's like, Yeah, then that's gay. I'm like, the koozie actually has multiple functions. It's not just to keep your beer cold cold, right? It prevents Whatever. Rings around whatever. It's like a it's like a coaster. Yeah. It it i it's a built in coaster and it's you know, it's ⁓ easier grab. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm like, man, I don't know. So Yeah. All right, so keep your hands dry. You're gonna see the Odyssey? Are we done? Are we wrapping up already? It feels like we are. I don't know. You know, there's something I did want to talk about, but we don't have time. No, yeah, we got time. We don't have time. You put it in the title. We have time. No, I d I didn't I didn't know we can't. ⁓ I didn't put it in that title, I put it. Anyhow. All right, so you didn't put it in that title, you put it in that title. Anyhow. And I posted about this on Facebook today on our on our page. Did you see that? Mm-hmm. I did not. I did not. All right, so for two ⁓ various different reasons. Exactly. communities that use the flock camera. Explain what that is. Flock camera is used by, supposed to be used by, essentially law enforcement, to track Where people go. So they they monitor traffic. Okay, so like like patterns or specific individuals. So in theory in practical use theory, if you rob a bank and you leave the bank here and you go twelve blocks, then there's a camera at every block, they can track where you went and they can track your vehicle and they can and it's it's Pretty advanced. So it's gonna grab your license plate number, it's gonna, you know, pull the registration, it's gonna tell you all about the person who owns the car, and maybe not the person driving it, but at least the person no, I'm gonna the person that owns it. ⁓ gets a picture of their face. Can get a picture of their face, can do can do all of this stuff. Now, on top of that, there are also companies, Walmart, Meyer, name, you know, insert. big retailer here that has theft problems and issues on their property. Target. They yep they also put them sometimes in the correct. The big blue lights on top of it. So so there's a big push because everybody's pissed off about the government knowing what they're doing. Privacy. They already know. So here's my here's my thing about it. If you're that worried about what the the government What are you doing? Yeah, you probably shouldn't be doing what you're doing. I mean, are you are you and on the other ⁓ but I see both sides of that? Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. On the other side of that, I also say when when you are the one that is a victim of something, you want the and and I know from being in retail, that was always the first thing people would say. I was in an accident out here on your lot. I need your video. Well, I'm not giving it to you, but I understand that. Is it because you took the shit next to the air conditioner? I'll I'll only give you video if you're with law enforcement. But the everybody wants video when they want when when something happens to them. Yep. But when it's just every day, they don't and all the people in all the world that have been walking in and out of stores all these years, there's video all over the place. Correct. There's video everywhere you go. Yep. So now all of a sudden This is a bigger deal. And I it does have I struggle with that to some degree. Now there have been abuses of it. There was a a sheriff in some I forget what town it was, county, somewhere in the south where he was tracking his ex girlfriend and her boyfriend and where they went. Okay, there's abuse of power. Every technology has an abuse of power problem. That that's just part of the the conundrum you get into. Yep. But people are actually going around and cutting these things down. ⁓ huh. They're they're just destroying the property. And I so that's where I kind of get to have a little bit of a overall problem with it. So here I that's just me. Go ahead. I'm just not that worried about it. No, I I I'm not either. I mean If you're not doing anything wrong. I don't give a shit. Whatever. They're you're good. They know what I'm doing, what I'm buying, where I'm going anyway. Who the hell cares if there are a few more cameras? I mean, I'll just wave at it and be like, hey man, what's up? That's part of the argument against a cashless society right there is Well, the tracking is you can track every single thing I do. Sure. So every every time I go to Walmart I didn't mean to turn that into No, they already didn't. It's all in the way. Every every time I go to Walmart, I don't have the Walmart app. I don't use their app. I don't have anything that's ⁓ I'm a Walmart shopper, nothing else. But every time I use my debit card at Walmart, I magically get an email the next day about how my experience was at Walmart. Uh-huh. Okay. And how do they know that except for they're pulling that that data off your off my card. Yeah. Right? Because how else would they know it? So That's that's already the US is behind in this whole ⁓ data protection thing. Because of privacy laws. If we ⁓ would have adopted the metric system back in eighteen sixty six, like we were told to. Yeah. I still think my junk is like eight hundred and twelve centimeters. Yes. It probably is probably exactly. So I th th the whole fucking thing, there's been cases in Indianapolis here locally where they've actually solved crimes by flocking by using the flo the flocking cameras. The flocking cameras. Flocking where they've actually tracked down the criminal, arrested made an arrest and there's video evidence of of everything. But so these people that are bitching about this, which is an invasion of privacy, all that. I I get all that. But I'm gonna guess that ninety nine point five percent of those people that are bitching have cell phones that listen to every fucking word that they say, pick up on every conversation that they are having with anybody. I guarantee you one of us, when we go home tonight within two hours, we'll have something about flocking cameras on our phone. A hundred percent agree with you. ⁓ flocking cameras. I hope it's naked people. You're you're being listened to, you're being washed by by your by your own phone. Where's it stop? That's the It's not going to. No. No, but is it like am I I now gonna get videoed walking in and out of my house? Yeah you know I I yes. I'm not saying that's the extreme or not. No, you're not wrong. But but for how we live for how we live, sure. But there's plenty of people in big cities that those cameras are there already, so they know every single time you're in and out of your house and it just But I I don't think they're I don't think The the surveillors, if that's the right word, are are care about you walking in and out of your house, if if that makes sense. That they they don't give a shit about un until you commit But and I don't I don't care if they care. I I just You just don't want to be watched. Yeah. You just don't want ⁓ to know. That I stumbled into my house and hit my head on the front porch. On Father's Day, twenty twenty two. Like I mentioned y Europe is way ahead of us. So so they have this ⁓ GDPR Act, which is now I think tennish years old. What's it called, Brad again? ⁓ GDPR. Okay. ⁓ something private. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can request of companies and now websites have changed, right? You you you get to accept cookies or not. And you get to go, no, I don't want you to data mine any of my shit, whatever. But basically it's like I didn't authorize you to give get my data and do shit with it. You can't market to me. So software companies that develop a bunch of shit to go like if you call in Europe and go Delete everything. That company has to do it. Okay. Right. ⁓ we don't have that in the US. Uh-huh. Right. But I I think that's there's a there's a line there somewhere between using it for good. Public safety. Yep. Which makes it if it's on a highway, like I'm absolutely against getting a ticket on a highway off a camera. That's that's bullshit to me. Yep. You might argue something totally different. They're greatly reduced in in in the fines, but and and it's There's probably stats that say maybe it's re reduced accidents and if that's the case, that's fine. I'm just like, Man, I got busted by an a camera? That that kinda pisses me off. Well and I think In Florida, I did get a ticket because I didn't ⁓ I guess I stopped part way through the intersection so my wheels weren't behind the white line. The white line white line. And you got a ticket. ⁓ Yeah, I got a ticket. It's only sixty bucks. So you're like, Okay, I'm paying it, right? Maybe that's just some moneymaker. But I'm like, man, how's a camera? It I think this is like four AM or five A. on the way to the airport. I'm like, this bullshit, man. Uhhuh. Yep. But ⁓ other people I think view that differently. Well, there's there's cameras now in construction zones, you know, so that that's how they do the automated ticket thing. And ⁓ you see ⁓ And they they they do tell me. And it's a big camera sitting on the hood of a Dodge Ram. So you you count. I'll give you construction zone. But but in that ⁓ But I've never seen ⁓ in in in Indianapolis as far as giving you a ticket for speeding or anything like that. Because I speed through Indianapolis every fucking day. There's a flocking camera down on the South on South four sixty five. Couldn't we come up with a different term? Flock. It's called Flock because that's the name of the company. Current wife texted me and said, You guys are talking about flock cameras tonight? I'm like, No. I'm like, I don't even know what that is. So this seriously, first time I've known that term. So I'd never heard it. So my question is That's that's the primary company that makes Do they make those for the bedroom? Probably. Okay. You could put ⁓ on your mirrored ⁓ water bed, yes. You can borrow our camera for your bedroom. I might have to get one of those for the golf outing as a giveaway. You want to take the old camera home with you? I think if they put it in the bedroom. I think if they put it in the bedroom it's called a deflock camera. ⁓ do they make an ⁓ your fucking camera? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, you overst we went there. What what just happened? I was gonna say nobody else was thinking of it. Do they do they have the ⁓ canal version ⁓ of the camera? ⁓ because that's better. Well, it's a little more subtle, Tom. Yes, I'm sure you can find link the C anal version. Come on. Where are you at tonight? I don't know. I don't know. Come on, Chucklehead. Chucklehead. So anyhow, so no matter where you're at I I just I I am to the point in my life that if the government is that interested in what's going on in my life, I am confident they already have enough information on me that Agreed. There's nothing new they're gonna discover. It's the abuse thing. It is, but here I guess the abuse thing they already know. They already know everything I fucking do. Everything. Correct. They they know what I buy. They know where I go. They know what I eat. They they already know Do they know what Tom eats? I don't care. What what's another few cameras here and there? Whatever. Why do I guess? ⁓ wa wave at ⁓ and move on. 'Cause they're going if it's to do it anyway. It's gonna be a if it's They didn't ask they didn't ask my opinion before they start putting these cameras out. It's not just the government. Kroger knows what you're doing. I mean th everybody knows what Tom's doing. But I don't think they know. Well he's jacking off in bathrooms in Walmart, that's why. I get it. I am not. ⁓ but the sneeze tells us something. ⁓ anyhow, I don't but but the camera at Kroger doesn't know what you're doing. The camera at Kroger's just recording your But the the point of purchase, when you slide your debit card in, they know exactly what you've bought. The card transaction. Next week you get the coupons in the mail for the shit you bought the week before. Correct. So they're tracking everything that you're buying. So they they do pay attention to that. Part of that is the loyalty programs too, but the The actual I know that's what they're for. That's why they're there. Because and everybody willingly signs up for a loyalty pro I mean, how many how many cards and phone numbers I mean it's like everywhere we go I put my phone number. Total wine ⁓ for sure. You might get a free hamburger or you might get a free sandwich of jersey. I've never gotten anything from Total Wine. You can't in Indiana. Well that's what do you mean I can't. In other states you can use that those points to put why do I put my number in there every time. Because you can actually use it to get a discount on non alcohol. A non alcohol thing. What? Yeah. You can buy a jar of a ⁓ those cherries. Those mur Luxor cherries or whatever they are. Cigars? Yeah, sure. ⁓ probably. Yeah. I don't know if tobacco has cigarettes. Tobacco tobacco you can use loyalty on tobacco. You can on alcohol. I'll take you in there like I a bunch of you can use ⁓ Huh. Yeah. Huh. I didn't I don't know how to I don't know how to use it. How how do you actually redeem the access the points? If you have the points they'll they'll tell you and say, ⁓ well you can use your points and get blah blah blah. Off this purchase. Yeah, but a bag a a bag of some cigars up there for you can you can earn points off alcohol, you can't redeem them for ⁓ alcohol in India. I did not I did not know that. Why? Where's where's ⁓ India? Where's Mitch dude? ⁓ AV. Where's Mitch your your man? He hadn't been our governor for twenty years. I know, Governor. ⁓ he's out. He's out. No, he's the one that let us ⁓ allowed us to buy alcohol on Sundays and that went. That old law that's the book. That's as far as that went. I mean, but yeah, what and you still gotta wait till noon, god damn it. Well true. Yeah you do. Yeah you do on Sunday you Sunday's Saturday. You can't buy it before noon. Yeah. I've never had to get I'm usually in bed till noon on Because he bought all his alcohol on Saturday. True. That was 'cause I drank all my alcohol exactly. Exactly. So though getting back to the total wine, yeah, you can go in there and buy a bag of ⁓ pretzels, but those pretzels are gonna be four dollars more than what you can get ⁓ at 'cause so you're really points on You're really not getting anything. Yeah. Yeah. So they they have okay prices on on their alcohol. It's not overly priced because of the name total wine. Here's a question for you, Tommy. Okay. Can you buy the THC infused? Yeah. Stuff that they have. They buzzballs. Willie Nelson's, yeah. Willie Nelson's. I doubt it. Maybe. But most of those ⁓ some of those are. And the THC infused in Indiana is not the same as the THC infused in say Elder. Yeah, it's Delta Nine or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. ⁓ Delta Nine's the right one. Delta eight, Delta Ten, Delta Twenty Seven, they're the fake ones. Okay. They've renamed all those to Dixter Nine. Dixter eight. Dixter six seven? Yeah. Dixter six. A a geisha will actually come to your come to your door. You're afraid of geisha? No. No no no no Dixter. G E I. No, not at all. G E I. Not G E. I got an off air story here for you guys. How can it be off air? He literally talked about fucking a geisha over in over in Japan or whatever. ⁓ He might have. He's missing some teeth. He might have said that. I couldn't quite understand it. Maybe he did, Tom. ⁓ this is the extended episode. This is where we get fun. That's good. It's his story. I'm just saying it's a story. He shared it. He he shared. Well, we went from wrapping up early to extend this show. Yes. So apparently my man over there, ⁓ fourth of July, having some beers. And got him the I got him this ⁓ like memory book thing, like he gets a question a week. Yep. Some bitch in filling it out. I'm like What? I'm like, Dad, this this the whole point, right? This is something to pass on to people, right? I get that from from your mom's memory book. That makes total sense. That's impossible. But your dad book she's got a hundred pages just waiting to be filled. What is going on? That's terrible. I take that back for it. I'm sorry. I've never joked about your mom like that before ever, and I kind of feel bad. I take that back. I and I I probably joke about too much. It's just it's just the way to get through coping mechanism. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So this dude's telling another story. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hang on here. What'd you just say? And there's other people that already know the story. I'm like, you son of a bitch. Here here we go again. ⁓ Exactly. Do have another brother? You got a sister. You got the sister you always wanted. ⁓ Turns out it's a seaster. There's another branch on the family tree. My man busted into a barber shop. ⁓ had sex right there in the barber chair. What? What? Yeah. Yeah. Well we need a little bit more detail. When he's overseas. ⁓ when he was overseas. He didn't provide a whole lot more. Okay. When he was overseas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ took another geisha. I I guess for I I don't w know what's the right trim. Or some trim, Tom. Not a trim, some trim. Yeah, so apparently he's got a type. Yeah. And your mom looks a little Asian. She's got a little Asian. Sure. She might have had a little Asian in her. Thank you. No, no, no. That's not how that went. Some Asian had a little Irish in her. But yeah, he's like ⁓ he's like, Yeah, we just busted in the barbershop, had sex in the chair. I'm like why why does this story randomly come out on he wasn't drinking or anything? ⁓ huh. And but there were two people there, it's like, ⁓ yeah, I've heard that before. I'm like, You gotta be kidding me, man. When like when? Wow, I mean, when does this story come out? So I gotta get him do to fill out this book because I think he's got a lot more hidden gems in it. Yep. Yeah, probably it's not like you ⁓ well, you never asked. ⁓ okay. Well here. Every day I'm gonna fill out a question I'm going to ask you. Fuck the book. I'm going to ask you these questions. Hey dad, I have a question. Sex in the hot air balloon. Sex in a hot air balloon. Yeah. ⁓ okay. ⁓ sex on a sex on a train. Pull pull a ⁓ pull a tablecloth out from underneath all the shit on the table and have sex on the table. Have you ever done that? Well, now that you ask. Now that you ask. Turns out. Yeah. As a matter of fact, why am I the one getting in in the inquisition? The world has done that. Yeah. You ever been to a donkey show? You ever seen Grown Man Naked? ⁓ sure you have. You ever seen the inside of a cockpit? ⁓ my goodness. All right. So does That's crazy. ⁓ there we go. It's time. Ooh. Or I got two cued up. The two cued. ⁓ two ⁓ I do. I do. I gotta figure out which one to go with. ⁓ no, no. We don't do two jokes a week. I'll figure out which one to go with. ⁓ two-a-two-wah, two-wah two wah, two, two ⁓ wah That's that's not how we don't do one no one. Jugile Juverewe. Right. ⁓ I guess I go with the second one ⁓ because we're just talking about the dictionary. I told you I was right. ⁓ so anyway. I wasn't allowed to do that. It sounds a little We didn't say that. You can do it when you're short on beer. Because when Tom hits it, it sounds a little Yeah. Now, Linko, you hit that. He has gold. I'd hit that. You hit that. He has he has gold. I have titanium. ⁓ no, no. And Tom was holding the glass when I was tapping That's the difference. You're tapping Tom. Okay, sorry. This is from Myanmar. It's from me Myanmar. They also do not ⁓ they gave the big middle finger to the metric system. Yeah, they're they're measuring. They're measuring in inches down there. ⁓ so ⁓ from Myanmar, Kentucky. Ooh. ⁓ I've been there. That's where Myanmar is, right? ⁓ yeah, I've been I'm pretty sure I've seen the song. It's gotta be close. Yeah. It's it's near Valpo. I was on my way through. It's near Valpo. There's there's a Bucky's r in ⁓ Myanmar. There's a Wally's. Well Wally's Myanmar, Kentucky. What a disappointment. Why should you date an Ethiopian girl? This is on or a Dixter. I was going a different direction. What do you think about Ethiopia? We'll break into a barbershop with you. Ethiopia. Why would you date an Ethiopian girl? ⁓ sometimes you I just make eye contact with you, you clowns, and I'm like, I think I think he's close. I think My wheels are spinning. Yeah, yeah, I think you're close. ⁓ why should you date an Ethiopian girl? Because she's hungry? Because you can eat flies off of her ice? ⁓ my god, you're not close. I'm not close? Or so close. No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. He said, ⁓ my God, you're not so close. So we used to make fun of Ethiopians for being super skinny. Yeah. With big belts. Okay. Super skinny. Exploded belts, yeah. ⁓ tomato tomato, dude. I mean no, we're agreeing. Is is that is that Anything part 'cause when I think of Ethiopia, I think I think malnourished. I can't say super skinny anymore. I don't know what apparently 'cause she needs the protein. Who ⁓ ballparkish? Right church. ⁓ wow. Right church. Wow. Tommy you need to move on a few pews. This is it. think you're there. Me and Mark Kentucky ⁓ though. So because focus a little bit more regionally. We're gonna call it with that. She swallows. ⁓ my gosh. ⁓ that was far better than the actual punchline. Well done, Tom. Uh-huh. Wow. Well they were they were second cousins, Tom, from what I heard. And as far as we know we haven't been banned, but that could change any time. It will. Solid Floor Gampo. At least. That's five more than Tom A. ⁓ Easily. Wow. Anyhow, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, like, subscribe, follow, and on YouTube you can get it. ⁓ don't forget to follow us wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Tom. I'm Jeff. I'm Link. Don't forget Scott Eats Dick on YouTube. You survived another episode. Send us an email at foursolidbeers at gmail.com. For show ideas and input. Until next week, Cheers.