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Way is it filming?
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Yeah? Oh uh huh, that well that was just for
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our Instagram viewers for when the scenes.
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Yeah, hey, look out for the knees. They kind of
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get you look out.
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So what's the deal with calories?
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Are we not going to acknowledge some things first?
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No?
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So calories? Well are they just explained it to me
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real quick.
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Energy that is stored in the body that you need
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to get.
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Out, you need to get out.
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Yeah, okay, so that's how I that's how it's gonna
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explain to me, like that the mitochondria is the powerhouse
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of the cell.
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And I really believe that truly with my art.
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Okay, but like, calories aren't the same, right because like, okay,
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let's say I have a bowl of salad. It's like
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this big bull It's a big, big bowl, right, and
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it's full of salad, and.
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I wouldn't use it. Is the example of choice here?
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No, no, okay, there's a giant salad and that has
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one hundred I don't even know, but it has a
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certain amount of calories, and then tiny little rice Christey
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tree would have the same amount of calories.
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Right, I don't know what I love how you're just
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asking me about this, like I CA when I bring
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this up to im.
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When I bring this up to people, they get really
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heated and mad at me for not knowing what calories are.
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I thought you would be the same one person.
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I just ate a week's worth of apple pie.
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Okay. Anyway, my, my.
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My whole thing with calories is I think it's mostly
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just a marketing scheme. You should be worried about proteins
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and fats and sugars and stuff.
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But aren't they that's all those have calories and then
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they give you energy, isn't yeah? Right?
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But you want energy?
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Right?
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So why not just eat a bunch of rice Krispy
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trees and you're gonna have great energy.
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But you don't want to do that. You want to
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eat healthier with like chicken.
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And because I have all that all of that rice
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Krispy trees, then you won't use all that energy that
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you get from the rice Krispy treats.
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Unless you go in like a wild like marathon sprint.
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So that but that's what I'm saying, no one's gonna
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be like because that's what I did when I was
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in middle school. I went on a on a bike
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rice But right before I was. I stopped at a
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food truck and got a cinnamon roll and everyone's like, no,
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you should do that. I'm like energy, right.
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And they're like no, but it's not good energy.
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So it's like why, even semin roles.
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I think you're missing my point?
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No to you.
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Intro music.
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Welcome back to the Random Word Generator podcast, where we're
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talking about random things generated by our imagination.
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I'm Todd and I'm.
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Chester, and today we are golly, you know, we just
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are doing it.
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You know, we're back. We're just here, we're doing it.
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I think our slogan should be We're back.
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We're back because like every darn tout in time, we're
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back after months. Yeah, and I'm sure we look a
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little different from last week's video. However, we are still
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the same deep down in our hearts, We're still the
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same lovable Chester and Todd that you've come to.
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Know and love.
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And so there's a dog below us. I'm really worried
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about ourself. Go to bed. Oh you're chilling, Okay, Yeah,
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So I'm like, yeah, I've missed the podcast.
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Let's be frank, you've missed them.
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Have you missed the podcast?
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I've missed doing it. Yeah, I thought you said you
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missed one. I was like, I don't know.
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I keep getting like these notifications that pop on my phone,
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like todd edits the notes sheet for us doing podcasts.
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It's always like something really intriguing, and and.
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Now I'm looking at it, I'm like, I don't even know.
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Yeah, oh we did the calories. I like the Yeah.
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So chat, what do you think tell our belts real sandwiches?
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They fake sandwiches?
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Are they real? Are they fake?
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I'm gonna say they're not real sandwiches because everyone else
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says they are is wrong.
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Here here's why, because I am of the mind that
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they would be indeed sandwiches. Well, here's I.
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Don't know your reasoning.
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BLT says for bacon and most of them coming mayo.
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So let's just say that's what's on the b LT.
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Okay, tomatoes and lettuce go on other sandwiches and are
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like additions to sandwiches or burgers, and so is bacon.
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Like you're missing the meat of your sandwich.
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I think you're missing the point of a sandwich.
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Bow.
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What's the point of sandwich?
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You know, when you like there's nothing there, do you
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describe like being in like a pickle or like a
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like a thing where like you're squished in between something.
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You're like, it's like we're sandwiched in here. It's like
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there's something in between bread when there's something.
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That's the definition of a sandwich. But the essence of
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a sandwich has got to be more than that essence.
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Of the sandwich. Come on, we can talk about the
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essence of so many things.
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No, I'm just saying, Okay, bacon goes on things. That's
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what it's for. It's not meant to be a primary
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thing unless it's breakfast, which even then is an American construct.
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And you might say bacon on things is an American construct.
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This is an American construct. No bacon for breakfast because
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the bacon industry was like, we're not making enough money.
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Let's say it's a breakfast food. And they did, and
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then people started eating with breakfast and it made the
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bacon industry boom. What I'm saying is, bacon is not
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like a real like you're not just gonna eat what
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I'm trying I would okay, no, me too.
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But what I'm trying to say is you don't put
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it just on a sandwich.
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By half for tea yeah, but and it tastes gas.
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But you're missing the main part of the sandwich.
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For melt, you should get either a burger patty or
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like turkey or ham.
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Throwing some cheese on that too, like cheese, some bacon,
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some lettuce.
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Okay, what's your main part of your sandwich?
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It all comes together like a beautiful right, It should
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come together around one thing, which is like the meat
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of it.
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Honestly, maybe the Yeah, the bacon. Bro what's discrediting bacon
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from your mind of being an actual sandwich.
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Meat because it's it's it's an addition to a sandwich.
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Not in this like a burger.
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You you have a bacon burger that bacon comes.
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With bacon, lettuce and tomato. Sandwich.
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That is a that's where bacon shines. Bacon has its
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shining moment in BLTKA any A BLC.
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Maybe it tastes all right, but I'm just eating air.
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There's nothing there.
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There's not the part that brings a sandwich together, the
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main part of the sandwich.
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You're literally I think you're making a mountain out.
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Of a mold. Okay, fair enough, let's move on.
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No, let's not move on. There's nothing that let's move on.
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So I was, so I just flew here. I was
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on a flight, and I'm not gonna say from where
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to where because I know that you're just hounding for
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that information.
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And there's so many people, if they know, a lot.
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Of just like.
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Generator broadcasts, gonna crazy.
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So I was, I was on plane trip, you know,
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this morning, I was up early, and I'm up late tonight,
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and like, you know what, what the heck, dude, you'll
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freaking live once.
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So here we are.
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And anyways, planes, cattle, what's the same, what's the same
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about those things?
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What's different about those things? There's not a lot that's different.
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Okay, a lot of people and you might be one
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of these people say that when you're in an airplane
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you should not be allowed to recline your seat because
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it infringes on the other, the person behind you comfortability.
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Be told that it's just polite, you know, not to
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to to No, you're right, right, yeah, And I would
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say you are one well within your right to recline
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your seat, even if it.
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Encumbers upon the person behind you, because they're there and
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there's no there's no one having a good time on
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a plane.
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I mean, have you eating those like biscuit things?
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You ever fly American?
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No?
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I always fly Frontier.
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Yeah, Frontier sucks. That's why I flew today.
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It's because it's because it's super cheap.
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If you have bags fifty eight dollars from wherever I
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came from, to wherever.
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I went to wherever we are.
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What I'm saying is, when you load into an airplane,
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you're you're basically being herded like cattle into a pressurized cylinder.
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You greeted thousands of miles in the air, thousands of miles,
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thousands of feet in the air. And uh, you shouldn't
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be expecting the person in front of you not to work,
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climb your sheets. That of human decency, all human decens
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you have left when you're being treated like cows.
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So like if you're if you want to be treated
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like a person in an airplane.
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Fly first class. And if you can't afford.
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It, there are a first class cattle.
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You know.
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No, But what I'm saying is.
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You can be anything you want to know.
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What I'm saying is, if you're in.
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Like first class, you're not being treated as count You're
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not being shoved in these kinds of spaces.
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Well, what if everything was like first class? We would
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still complain. We'd say that we were.
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What people would find them.
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To be honest, Like if we had a lot smaller
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of spots than we do now, and then first class
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was like what we had now, people would be like
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clamoring for a first class.
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If you smoke pop before this one is you get
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lost in the sauce here a little bit.
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What I'm saying is, recline your seats.
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Because no one, no one's having a good time anyway,
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just so just make it a little more enjoyable. Why
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would they be there if you shouldn't reclain them.
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Why would they be there if you shouldn't.
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Why would the reclining function of the seats be there
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if you shouldn't reclin them.
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But if I feel like in Frontier there's not even
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the reclining option.
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I don't remember, I never used it, but I'm saying
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you should be allowed to.
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Yeah, well if it's honestly, if they've given you the
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option to recline your seat, I think it's there for
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you to recline, right.
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But also the.
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Plane seats that I've used it have reclined, have reclined
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like maybe two inches if that, And even though that's
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quite a bit by most people's standards, that's still not
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enough for you to have any significant change in your flight.
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I don't know comfort.
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Yeah, that's my two cents, but I think you should
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be bottom line cattle, no bottom line recline your seats
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even if you don't want to recline them, because it's there.
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We get back to the hurting by because I definitely
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think we're more herded like cattle on the planes.
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And heard it off and.
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Like, yeah, it's so said cool, we can sick. I
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feel like we had something big to talk about. How'd
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you like the new intro video? We haven't filmed it yet,
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but that's gonna be fun.
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You know. I really liked it, like top ten things
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I've done, like in the last hour.
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I haven't done it yet, So yeah, your heart? How
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did you chat? How do you like it?
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Okay, so something chat?
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First of all, we're not live streaming, and no one
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such a chat ever for any reason unless they're lives
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were streaming to a chat chat. Tell me, okay, let's
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keep up with all the trends of the day. So
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let's talk about the Roman Empire because that's relevant and modern.
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So there was a thing going around.
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TikTok where the girls would ask the guy about the
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Roman Empire, or no, the girls that ask a guy
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what they think about or wait no, the girls would
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go around asking their boyfriends or husbands or whatever how
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much they can how often they think about.
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And then they were like a awful lot.
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I mean, yeah, I think about the Roman Empire a
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good deal.
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But Julius Caesar.
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Great guy. I think we can all agree.
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Jesus Christ. Ever heard of him? Emperor Nero? Not quite
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the hero.
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Pharaoh.
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He was quite narrow minded.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, what I would argue is that with the with
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what I would say, what when I'm trying to get
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at folks.
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So what I'm trying to say.
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Is that when when they would ask about how often
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you think about the Roman empires? More than they expected.
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But I think what girls would be more surprised about
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how often I think about is like other things like
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like for me, at least, if I'm in a situation,
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I'm always thinking about, Okay, what would happen if some
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kind of bad guy.
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Or to enter the situation? How would I handle it.
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Yeah, And if they were they had a gun or
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a bat or a knife, like, what would I do?
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And how would I where would I escape to? How
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would I fight him?
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You know?
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I'm always thinking about that. Do you think about that?
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More or less?
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Great?
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Mostly less really and if and if I'm being honest,
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like probably more so less than more.
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I was talking to a friend of mine and he
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was like, yeah, I always think about that. If you
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walk into a grocery store and it's like empty, and
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you're like, man, I really and it's like ten o'clock
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at night and you're like, man, I feel like a lot,
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like it's likely that.
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People are gonna rob this.
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I'm thinking, like, all right, three guys are coming in one,
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you know, and I'm just envisioning that.
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Well, I was thinking, why were we both thick and
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laze potatoes and coke?
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However, Yeah, I was gonna say, like I would think
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about which places would be most likely for these people
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to like infiltrate you feel me like, what are the
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most likely places for them to go?
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And then I just avoid it? Sorry, bro, you don't
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think about that that much?
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No, what about like fun ways of like jumping off
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buildings and not dying, like okay, for example, no, like no, So,
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like I'm on like a third story balcony and there's
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like a tree, and I'm like, i could jump to
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the tree, like just in case if there's like a
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fire or something, I could jump to the tree and
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like then my weight would bend it down and I
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could get on this roof and flat down and then
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jump to the car and get down.
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You know, do you ever envision that?
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Yeah? No, yeah, And like they if you tried, it
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would never ever go exactly right.
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You would just die immediately. But you're always thinking about it.
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Like trying is half the battle.
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No, I'm not saying anyone would ever try it, but
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like you're thinking that if it happened, I could totally
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do this.
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Feasibly likely I'd.
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Be able to jump from here to the tree, from
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the tree to the roof of the other building to
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the top of the truck and then do a front
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flip off.
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Ye make my escape from whatever tree. Intruder or whatever.
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Yeah, say intruder. Sorry, I'm just like losing you. I
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think about that more than I think about the world
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and empire.
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Okay, that's fair. What do girls think about all the
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time shampoo. We'll get into that more in the next episode.
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I have lots of stories. I could probably share my story.
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A couple episodes ago, we talked about an American hero.
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You remember this, Paul, We can talk about that on
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an episode we.
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Do.
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We have the same conversation last time.
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No, remember the dude who rode and said, like the
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British are coming and how like he was an American
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hero and like how his horse deserved more credit than he.
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I do remember that.
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Yeah, I was gonna say, like that was.
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A great, Like his horse is really the hero? Yeah,
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I got you.
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Yeah, anyway, we the hero I was thinking of it
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was Larry lawn Chair. Oh for a quick recap, this
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guy wanted to fly in his lawnchair, so we got
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a bunch of weather balloons, tied him to his lawn chair.
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Cut the teather to his truck, floated up. He had
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a beaie gun away. He ended up blowing from I
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think it.
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Was Santa Monica in California to the l A Air
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Corps And I could be wrong about these cities.
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Radar caught him I think right, and they were like,
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what the heck, you're impeding airspace.
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Yeah, yeah, they were.
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Like the authorities were called because he was like in
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airspace and.
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Like close an airport.
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Could you just imagine like being a pilot and you're
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flying and you just like look out the window and
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there's just a guy in his lawn chair with his
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baby gun and some some sandwiches.
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That man is beating the cattle care. He's like all
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the cattle still hanger for real. He's like the cattle
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are looking out.
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The window and they're like, man, I wish it could
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be free like Larry.
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But he actually got really cold because he got a
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lot quicker than it, or a lot higher than he
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thought a lot quicker. He was hoping to go around
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five thousand feet and then shooting his balloons and then float.
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Right back now. But what ended up happening.
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He went up, got to like twenty thousand feet and
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then found a gust of wind, got close to the airport,
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popped a bunch of balloons, and then got tangled up
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in the power lines.
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Got retrieved and went under his streets.
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An American euro dude last year, unless his podcast episode
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doesn't come out for another year, which is quite possible.
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In two years, go about at this point of recording.
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Last year, a Florida man was pioneering international waters.
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Have you heard of this story?
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No?
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You know, you know those bubbles that you get in
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at like carnivals and stuff that are on like a little.
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Oh my gosh, he has a body of water in them.
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He tried to get across the Atlantic in one of
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these bubbles and started from shore and got seventy miles
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out before he was arrested by the coast guard. Like,
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this man was a pioneer, He was on a mission.
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He food, I don't know. He must have had like
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an oxygen tank and stuff. I think he did. I
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knew a lot more about it when he matched.
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All the food, like rolling around with him though.
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Yeah, he probably had a backpack or something.
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Yeah, I never thought about a backpack for an entire
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journey across across the Atlantic Ocean is wild.
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He he was gonna do it, and then the coast
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guard had to ruin his dreams.
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He was a pioneer. An exhibition missed.
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To be fair.
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Seventy miles is like a drop in the ocean of
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there compared to the massive amount of space that is
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the Atlantic Ocean.
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Should we get some new Year's Resolutions.
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Didn't we do that last episode?
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But it's like four months ago, like what was our
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what other one?
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Arriving later at airports Canada, I can't believe it's not Butter.
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I don't try Margarine Marjarine. Do you know what Margarine is?
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Yeah, it's not Butter.
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Yeah, I can't believe it's not Butter.
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But that's different than Margarine.
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No, it's not. I feel like the same argument is
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no Margarine than it is.
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I can't it's two different brands, Margarine, and I can't
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believe it's not better for the same faith. Oh well, yeah,
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they're the same thing with their different brands. Yeah, it's anyway.
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I don't know why I wrote Canada or I can't
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believe somebody want to go to Canada. Probably America's America's
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evil talk at some m and and I just arrived
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at airports later because I arrive early every time because
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that's what they tell you to do, and it's just
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too early.
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Today.
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I arrived right at my gate exactly when we were boarding,
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and I felt so good.
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There you go.
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Were you stressed out the whole time going to security
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or anything? Yes, well, yeah, I guess you could avoid that.
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Yeah. But other than that, yeah, no, Like I was
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more stressed out about Frontier canceling the flight.
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Than I was about making the flight.
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That's a good, that's a good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you'd be concerned about that no matter what time
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you show up.
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Yeah, exactly basic many times before.
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So really yeah, well for.
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People I know, and it's can't like my flight's been
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like laid back, like three hours.
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Had a delayed flight or cancelor sure anything really never.
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My buddy experience, he had a a wedding to get
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to and was it North Carolina or something like that,
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So he drove all the way to the airport for
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his Frontier flight and then they just straight up after
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three hours of delay, said they just cancel a flight
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and no refunds, no nothing. He had to go straight
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back home. He missed the wedding, and so like, I
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feel like Frontier is a very risky thing.
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But the little animals on the tail, you know.
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Oh yeah, well so that's why I Frontier Like looking out,
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I've seen the little penguins.
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Yeah, what do you think about the.
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Groundhog that tells like whether or not it's gonna be
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spring or not.
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What's his name?
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But that's again, ed Phil Phil, Edward Phil, I don't
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know why it ever started or why it's still going.
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His head out and he holds the weight to the
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world in his eyes.
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Yeah, but he wasn't actually like a effects anything.
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It does like six God, God looks at pucksa gunny
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Phil and like decides.
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Whether or not it's going to be spring or not.
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Right, but like there's still the same Like if it's spring,
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there could still be snow, and if it's winter, there
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could still be no snow. So it's like you could
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say it's winter or spring and it's still not going
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to change.
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Do you know what spring is?
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I honestly don't.
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Here's why, okay, okay.
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Recently, at the time of recording, probably multiple months ago
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for the listeners at home, it was the it was
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the summer solstice, right last day of the year.
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That was yeah, three days ago. Right now we're getting short.
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Yeah, but that that marks the beginning of summer.
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The summer solstice marks the beginning of summer, right, I
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marked like the middle of it.
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Middle is that's what I but okay.
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I saw it was like beginning of summer of summer sostice,
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but no it's the longest day of the year. That
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should mark the middle of summer. Yeah, and then and
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then the spring of false solstice should mark the beginning
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of No, the winter solstice should mark the middle of winter,
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but it marks the beginning. It should mark the middle, right,
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because it's the shortest day of the year, the middle
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of winter. Interesting, Yeah, you got a point there.
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And then.
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In the spring and fall solstice should be the middle
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of spring and fall, so that so that it's like
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organized into like the right, you know.
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Yeah, no, I I understand, I understand, And it's not
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it's not yeah, society and.
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Like the government and the government, it's just every.
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Everything is aligned. Thing's made to just like summer.
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What. Yeah, I think you're I feel like you're making
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fun of me a little bit. I have more to
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talk about, but you haven't really mentioned much.
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I really haven't, to be honest, like, I don't know,
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I have no more. I feel like my my brain
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is just like fog right now.
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Okay, that's weird. Just beforehand, you're like, let's do this.
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Hey, I am like, well, yeah, but like I can
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talk obviously.
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You can't say any ideas, no off the ideas, no
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I've got a couple of those, So.
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These aren't off down if you're looking at a dang screen. Sure, yeah,
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let me see legit ideas are.
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But like what is the size font mean?
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Like what does that signify?
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How big the text is?
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I know, but like it could be any number like
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twelve okay, twelve point font? First of all, it's like
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kind of different sizes maybe on the font pixels Oh maybe, yeah,
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because like it could be like twelve point font is
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like regular fund it's like twelve pixels high. Yeah, well,
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but it depends on your your your pixel right, like
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you could have true you could have denser pixels or not.
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I never thought about it, and you can zoom and stuff,
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so it's gonna change. So it's probably not pixels. It's
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like twelve point could be one hundred and twelve, Like
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what is.
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Oh no, I don't know. We're there.
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I thought we could talk about it, but let us
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know in a chat in the comments below, where what
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font you're.
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Using first of all?
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And then like second of all, what size font you're wearing?
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That's crazy?
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Yeah, have we talked about before marriage couple tattoos before
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on the podcast?
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I don't think so. I don't know, no one like
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a couple tattoos, not like oh not like the Homies tattoos.
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The Homies were like we have them, you know.
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Like not matching tattoos, but like matching a couple of tattoos.
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Like before you're married, what are your thoughts?
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Scary?
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Scary as a risky man.
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I have friends.
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I have friends who who their relationship had an expiration date,
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and I don't really know how that.
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He you can do that, but they did, and then
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they got when they established that there was an express date,
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they got tattoos, like matching tattoos. And that's just insane
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to me, Like why would you do that? But that's deep. No,
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I'm just.
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You gotta like the thing about co hosting a podcast
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is I say something and then you say like an
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actual interesting, unique thought and kind of go back and forth.
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Yeah, there's nothing, but like, hey, yeah, what's we've been
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We've been doing this for a while, me and my
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Will Powell.
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Should we an off for now? You look tired?
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I am.
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I'm so tired.
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All right, that's it, But hey wait, I wanted to
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say goodbye, come back, not goodbye forever.
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That's far loyal fans or three fans.
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Yeah, you can do that.
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Well, okay, goodbye three loyal fans.
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Way is it filming?
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Yeah? Oh uh huh, that well that was just for
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our Instagram viewers for when the scenes.
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Yeah, hey, look out for the knees. They kind of
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get you look out.
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So what's the deal with calories?
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Are we not going to acknowledge some things first?
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No?
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So calories? Well are they just explained it to me
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real quick.
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Energy that is stored in the body that you need
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to get.
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Out, you need to get out.
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Yeah, okay, so that's how I that's how it's gonna
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explain to me, like that the mitochondria is the powerhouse
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of the cell.
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And I really believe that truly with my art.
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Okay, but like, calories aren't the same, right because like, okay,
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let's say I have a bowl of salad. It's like
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this big bull It's a big, big bowl, right, and
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it's full of salad, and.
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I wouldn't use it. Is the example of choice here?
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No, no, okay, there's a giant salad and that has
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one hundred I don't even know, but it has a
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certain amount of calories, and then tiny little rice Christey
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tree would have the same amount of calories.
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Right, I don't know what I love how you're just
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asking me about this, like I CA when I bring
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this up to im.
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When I bring this up to people, they get really
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I thought you would be the same one person.
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I just ate a week's worth of apple pie.
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My whole thing with calories is I think it's mostly
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just a marketing scheme. You should be worried about proteins
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and fats and sugars and stuff.
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they give you energy, isn't yeah? Right?
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But you want energy?
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So why not just eat a bunch of rice Krispy
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trees and you're gonna have great energy.
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But you don't want to do that. You want to
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eat healthier with like chicken.
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And because I have all that all of that rice
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Krispy trees, then you won't use all that energy that
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you get from the rice Krispy treats.
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Unless you go in like a wild like marathon sprint.
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be like because that's what I did when I was
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rice But right before I was. I stopped at a
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food truck and got a cinnamon roll and everyone's like, no,
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you should do that. I'm like energy, right.
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And they're like no, but it's not good energy.
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So it's like why, even semin roles.
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I think you're missing my point?
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No to you.
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Welcome back to the Random Word Generator podcast, where we're
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talking about random things generated by our imagination.
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I'm Todd and I'm.
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Chester, and today we are golly, you know, we just
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are doing it.
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You know, we're back. We're just here, we're doing it.
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I think our slogan should be We're back.
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We're back because like every darn tout in time, we're
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back after months. Yeah, and I'm sure we look a
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little different from last week's video. However, we are still
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the same deep down in our hearts, We're still the
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same lovable Chester and Todd that you've come to.
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Know and love.
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about ourself. Go to bed. Oh you're chilling, Okay, Yeah,
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Let's be frank, you've missed them.
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I've missed doing it. Yeah, I thought you said you
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missed one. I was like, I don't know.
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I keep getting like these notifications that pop on my phone,
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like todd edits the notes sheet for us doing podcasts.
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It's always like something really intriguing, and and.
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Yeah, oh we did the calories. I like the Yeah.
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So chat, what do you think tell our belts real sandwiches?
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They fake sandwiches?
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Are they real? Are they fake?
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I'm gonna say they're not real sandwiches because everyone else
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says they are is wrong.
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Here here's why, because I am of the mind that
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they would be indeed sandwiches. Well, here's I.
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Don't know your reasoning.
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BLT says for bacon and most of them coming mayo.
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So let's just say that's what's on the b LT.
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Okay, tomatoes and lettuce go on other sandwiches and are
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like additions to sandwiches or burgers, and so is bacon.
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Like you're missing the meat of your sandwich.
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I think you're missing the point of a sandwich.
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Bow.
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What's the point of sandwich?
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You know, when you like there's nothing there, do you
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describe like being in like a pickle or like a
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like a thing where like you're squished in between something.
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You're like, it's like we're sandwiched in here. It's like
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there's something in between bread when there's something.
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That's the definition of a sandwich. But the essence of
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a sandwich has got to be more than that essence.
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Of the sandwich. Come on, we can talk about the
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essence of so many things.
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No, I'm just saying, Okay, bacon goes on things. That's
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what it's for. It's not meant to be a primary
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thing unless it's breakfast, which even then is an American construct.
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This is an American construct. No bacon for breakfast because
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the bacon industry was like, we're not making enough money.
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Let's say it's a breakfast food. And they did, and
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then people started eating with breakfast and it made the
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bacon industry boom. What I'm saying is, bacon is not
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like a real like you're not just gonna eat what
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I'm trying I would okay, no, me too.
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But what I'm trying to say is you don't put
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it just on a sandwich.
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By half for tea yeah, but and it tastes gas.
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But you're missing the main part of the sandwich.
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For melt, you should get either a burger patty or
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like turkey or ham.
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Throwing some cheese on that too, like cheese, some bacon,
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some lettuce.
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Okay, what's your main part of your sandwich?
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It all comes together like a beautiful right, It should
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come together around one thing, which is like the meat
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of it.
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Honestly, maybe the Yeah, the bacon. Bro what's discrediting bacon
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from your mind of being an actual sandwich.
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Meat because it's it's it's an addition to a sandwich.
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Not in this like a burger.
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You you have a bacon burger that bacon comes.
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With bacon, lettuce and tomato. Sandwich.
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That is a that's where bacon shines. Bacon has its
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shining moment in BLTKA any A BLC.
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Maybe it tastes all right, but I'm just eating air.
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There's nothing there.
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There's not the part that brings a sandwich together, the
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main part of the sandwich.
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You're literally I think you're making a mountain out.
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Of a mold. Okay, fair enough, let's move on.
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No, let's not move on. There's nothing that let's move on.
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So I was, so I just flew here. I was
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on a flight, and I'm not gonna say from where
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to where because I know that you're just hounding for
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that information.
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And there's so many people, if they know, a lot.
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Of just like.
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Generator broadcasts, gonna crazy.
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So I was, I was on plane trip, you know,
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this morning, I was up early, and I'm up late tonight,
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and like, you know what, what the heck, dude, you'll
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freaking live once.
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So here we are.
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And anyways, planes, cattle, what's the same, what's the same
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about those things?
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What's different about those things? There's not a lot that's different.
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Okay, a lot of people and you might be one
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of these people say that when you're in an airplane
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you should not be allowed to recline your seat because
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it infringes on the other, the person behind you comfortability.
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Be told that it's just polite, you know, not to
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to to No, you're right, right, yeah, And I would
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say you are one well within your right to recline
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your seat, even if it.
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Encumbers upon the person behind you, because they're there and
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there's no there's no one having a good time on
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a plane.
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I mean, have you eating those like biscuit things?
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Mm hmm.
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You ever fly American?
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No?
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I always fly Frontier.
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Yeah, Frontier sucks. That's why I flew today.
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It's because it's because it's super cheap.
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If you have bags fifty eight dollars from wherever I
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came from, to wherever.
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I went to wherever we are.
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What I'm saying is, when you load into an airplane,
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you're you're basically being herded like cattle into a pressurized cylinder.
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You greeted thousands of miles in the air, thousands of miles,
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thousands of feet in the air. And uh, you shouldn't
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be expecting the person in front of you not to work,
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climb your sheets. That of human decency, all human decens
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you have left when you're being treated like cows.
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So like if you're if you want to be treated
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like a person in an airplane.
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Fly first class. And if you can't afford.
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It, there are a first class cattle.
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You know.
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No, But what I'm saying is.
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You can be anything you want to know.
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What I'm saying is, if you're in.
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Like first class, you're not being treated as count You're
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not being shoved in these kinds of spaces.
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Well, what if everything was like first class? We would
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still complain. We'd say that we were.
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What people would find them.
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To be honest, Like if we had a lot smaller
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of spots than we do now, and then first class
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was like what we had now, people would be like
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clamoring for a first class.
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If you smoke pop before this one is you get
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lost in the sauce here a little bit.
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What I'm saying is, recline your seats.
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Because no one, no one's having a good time anyway,
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just so just make it a little more enjoyable. Why
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would they be there if you shouldn't reclain them.
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Why would they be there if you shouldn't.
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Why would the reclining function of the seats be there
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if you shouldn't reclin them.
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But if I feel like in Frontier there's not even
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the reclining option.
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I don't remember, I never used it, but I'm saying
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you should be allowed to.
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Yeah, well if it's honestly, if they've given you the
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option to recline your seat, I think it's there for
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you to recline, right.
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But also the.
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Plane seats that I've used it have reclined, have reclined
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like maybe two inches if that, And even though that's
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quite a bit by most people's standards, that's still not
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enough for you to have any significant change in your flight.
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I don't know comfort.
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Yeah, that's my two cents, but I think you should
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be bottom line cattle, no bottom line recline your seats
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even if you don't want to recline them, because it's there.
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We get back to the hurting by because I definitely
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think we're more herded like cattle on the planes.
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And heard it off and.
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Like, yeah, it's so said cool, we can sick. I
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feel like we had something big to talk about. How'd
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you like the new intro video? We haven't filmed it yet,
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but that's gonna be fun.
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You know. I really liked it, like top ten things
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I've done, like in the last hour.
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I haven't done it yet, So yeah, your heart? How
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did you chat? How do you like it?
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Okay, so something chat?
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First of all, we're not live streaming, and no one
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such a chat ever for any reason unless they're lives
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were streaming to a chat chat. Tell me, okay, let's
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keep up with all the trends of the day. So
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let's talk about the Roman Empire because that's relevant and modern.
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So there was a thing going around.
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TikTok where the girls would ask the guy about the
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Roman Empire, or no, the girls that ask a guy
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what they think about or wait no, the girls would
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go around asking their boyfriends or husbands or whatever how
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much they can how often they think about.
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And then they were like a awful lot.
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I mean, yeah, I think about the Roman Empire a
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good deal.
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But Julius Caesar.
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Great guy. I think we can all agree.
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Jesus Christ. Ever heard of him? Emperor Nero? Not quite
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the hero.
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Pharaoh.
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He was quite narrow minded.
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Anyway, what I would argue is that with the with
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what I would say, what when I'm trying to get
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at folks.
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So what I'm trying to say.
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Is that when when they would ask about how often
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you think about the Roman empires? More than they expected.
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But I think what girls would be more surprised about
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how often I think about is like other things like
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like for me, at least, if I'm in a situation,
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I'm always thinking about, Okay, what would happen if some
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kind of bad guy.
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Or to enter the situation? How would I handle it.
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Yeah, And if they were they had a gun or
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a bat or a knife, like, what would I do?
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And how would I where would I escape to? How
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would I fight him?
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You know?
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I'm always thinking about that. Do you think about that?
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More or less?
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Great?
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Mostly less really and if and if I'm being honest,
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like probably more so less than more.
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I was talking to a friend of mine and he
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was like, yeah, I always think about that. If you
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walk into a grocery store and it's like empty, and
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you're like, man, I really and it's like ten o'clock
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at night and you're like, man, I feel like a lot,
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like it's likely that.
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People are gonna rob this.
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I'm thinking, like, all right, three guys are coming in one,
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you know, and I'm just envisioning that.
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Well, I was thinking, why were we both thick and
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laze potatoes and coke?
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However, Yeah, I was gonna say, like I would think
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about which places would be most likely for these people
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to like infiltrate you feel me like, what are the
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most likely places for them to go?
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And then I just avoid it? Sorry, bro, you don't
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think about that that much?
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No, what about like fun ways of like jumping off
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buildings and not dying, like okay, for example, no, like no, So,
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like I'm on like a third story balcony and there's
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like a tree, and I'm like, i could jump to
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the tree, like just in case if there's like a
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fire or something, I could jump to the tree and
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like then my weight would bend it down and I
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could get on this roof and flat down and then
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jump to the car and get down.
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You know, do you ever envision that?
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Yeah? No, yeah, And like they if you tried, it
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would never ever go exactly right.
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You would just die immediately. But you're always thinking about it.
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Like trying is half the battle.
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No, I'm not saying anyone would ever try it, but
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like you're thinking that if it happened, I could totally
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do this.
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Feasibly likely I'd.
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Be able to jump from here to the tree, from
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the tree to the roof of the other building to
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the top of the truck and then do a front
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flip off.
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Ye make my escape from whatever tree. Intruder or whatever.
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Yeah, say intruder. Sorry, I'm just like losing you. I
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think about that more than I think about the world
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and empire.
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Okay, that's fair. What do girls think about all the
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time shampoo. We'll get into that more in the next episode.
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I have lots of stories. I could probably share my story.
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A couple episodes ago, we talked about an American hero.
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You remember this, Paul, We can talk about that on
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an episode we.
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Do.
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We have the same conversation last time.
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No, remember the dude who rode and said, like the
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British are coming and how like he was an American
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hero and like how his horse deserved more credit than he.
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I do remember that.
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Yeah, I was gonna say, like that was.
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A great, Like his horse is really the hero? Yeah,
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I got you.
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Yeah, anyway, we the hero I was thinking of it
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was Larry lawn Chair. Oh for a quick recap, this
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guy wanted to fly in his lawnchair, so we got
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a bunch of weather balloons, tied him to his lawn chair.
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Cut the teather to his truck, floated up. He had
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a beaie gun away. He ended up blowing from I
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think it.
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Was Santa Monica in California to the l A Air
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Corps And I could be wrong about these cities.
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Radar caught him I think right, and they were like,
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what the heck, you're impeding airspace.
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Yeah, yeah, they were.
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Like the authorities were called because he was like in
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airspace and.
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Like close an airport.
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Could you just imagine like being a pilot and you're
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flying and you just like look out the window and
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there's just a guy in his lawn chair with his
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baby gun and some some sandwiches.
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That man is beating the cattle care. He's like all
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the cattle still hanger for real. He's like the cattle
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are looking out.
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The window and they're like, man, I wish it could
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be free like Larry.
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But he actually got really cold because he got a
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lot quicker than it, or a lot higher than he
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thought a lot quicker. He was hoping to go around
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five thousand feet and then shooting his balloons and then float.
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Right back now. But what ended up happening.
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He went up, got to like twenty thousand feet and
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then found a gust of wind, got close to the airport,
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popped a bunch of balloons, and then got tangled up
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in the power lines.
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Got retrieved and went under his streets.
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An American euro dude last year, unless his podcast episode
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doesn't come out for another year, which is quite possible.
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In two years, go about at this point of recording.
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Last year, a Florida man was pioneering international waters.
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Have you heard of this story?
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No?
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You know, you know those bubbles that you get in
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at like carnivals and stuff that are on like a little.
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Oh my gosh, he has a body of water in them.
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He tried to get across the Atlantic in one of
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these bubbles and started from shore and got seventy miles
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out before he was arrested by the coast guard. Like,
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this man was a pioneer, He was on a mission.
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He food, I don't know. He must have had like
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an oxygen tank and stuff. I think he did. I
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knew a lot more about it when he matched.
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All the food, like rolling around with him though.
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Yeah, he probably had a backpack or something.
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Yeah, I never thought about a backpack for an entire
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journey across across the Atlantic Ocean is wild.
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He he was gonna do it, and then the coast
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guard had to ruin his dreams.
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He was a pioneer. An exhibition missed.
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To be fair.
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Seventy miles is like a drop in the ocean of
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there compared to the massive amount of space that is
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the Atlantic Ocean.
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Should we get some new Year's Resolutions.
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Didn't we do that last episode?
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But it's like four months ago, like what was our
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what other one?
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Arriving later at airports Canada, I can't believe it's not Butter.
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I don't try Margarine Marjarine. Do you know what Margarine is?
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Yeah, it's not Butter.
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Yeah, I can't believe it's not Butter.
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But that's different than Margarine.
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No, it's not. I feel like the same argument is
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no Margarine than it is.
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I can't it's two different brands, Margarine, and I can't
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believe it's not better for the same faith. Oh well, yeah,
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they're the same thing with their different brands. Yeah, it's anyway.
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I don't know why I wrote Canada or I can't
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believe somebody want to go to Canada. Probably America's America's
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evil talk at some m and and I just arrived
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at airports later because I arrive early every time because
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that's what they tell you to do, and it's just
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too early.
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Today.
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I arrived right at my gate exactly when we were boarding,
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and I felt so good.
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There you go.
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Were you stressed out the whole time going to security
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or anything? Yes, well, yeah, I guess you could avoid that.
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Yeah. But other than that, yeah, no, Like I was
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more stressed out about Frontier canceling the flight.
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Than I was about making the flight.
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That's a good, that's a good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you'd be concerned about that no matter what time
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you show up.
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Yeah, exactly basic many times before.
443
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So really yeah, well for.
444
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People I know, and it's can't like my flight's been
445
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like laid back, like three hours.
446
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Had a delayed flight or cancelor sure anything really never.
447
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My buddy experience, he had a a wedding to get
448
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to and was it North Carolina or something like that,
449
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So he drove all the way to the airport for
450
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his Frontier flight and then they just straight up after
451
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three hours of delay, said they just cancel a flight
452
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and no refunds, no nothing. He had to go straight
453
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back home. He missed the wedding, and so like, I
454
00:22:20.079 --> 00:22:22.839
feel like Frontier is a very risky thing.
455
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But the little animals on the tail, you know.
456
00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:30.319
Oh yeah, well so that's why I Frontier Like looking out,
457
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I've seen the little penguins.
458
00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:35.599
Yeah, what do you think about the.
459
00:22:35.559 --> 00:22:37.640
Groundhog that tells like whether or not it's gonna be
460
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spring or not.
461
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What's his name?
462
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But that's again, ed Phil Phil, Edward Phil, I don't
463
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know why it ever started or why it's still going.
464
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His head out and he holds the weight to the
465
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world in his eyes.
466
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Yeah, but he wasn't actually like a effects anything.
467
00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:05.359
It does like six God, God looks at pucksa gunny
468
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Phil and like decides.
469
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Whether or not it's going to be spring or not.
470
00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:11.079
Right, but like there's still the same Like if it's spring,
471
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there could still be snow, and if it's winter, there
472
00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:15.599
could still be no snow. So it's like you could
473
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say it's winter or spring and it's still not going
474
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to change.
475
00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:19.400
Do you know what spring is?
476
00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:21.519
I honestly don't.
477
00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:24.759
Here's why, okay, okay.
478
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Recently, at the time of recording, probably multiple months ago
479
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for the listeners at home, it was the it was
480
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the summer solstice, right last day of the year.
481
00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:39.119
That was yeah, three days ago. Right now we're getting short.
482
00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:42.920
Yeah, but that that marks the beginning of summer.
483
00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:47.839
The summer solstice marks the beginning of summer, right, I
484
00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:50.240
marked like the middle of it.
485
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Middle is that's what I but okay.
486
00:23:54.039 --> 00:23:56.599
I saw it was like beginning of summer of summer sostice,
487
00:23:56.839 --> 00:23:58.559
but no it's the longest day of the year. That
488
00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:01.519
should mark the middle of summer. Yeah, and then and
489
00:24:01.559 --> 00:24:07.480
then the spring of false solstice should mark the beginning
490
00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:12.079
of No, the winter solstice should mark the middle of winter,
491
00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:14.920
but it marks the beginning. It should mark the middle, right,
492
00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:17.519
because it's the shortest day of the year, the middle
493
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of winter. Interesting, Yeah, you got a point there.
494
00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:21.680
And then.
495
00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:27.640
In the spring and fall solstice should be the middle
496
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of spring and fall, so that so that it's like
497
00:24:31.839 --> 00:24:36.440
organized into like the right, you know.
498
00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:39.319
Yeah, no, I I understand, I understand, And it's not
499
00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:42.480
it's not yeah, society and.
500
00:24:42.680 --> 00:24:45.319
Like the government and the government, it's just every.
501
00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:49.480
Everything is aligned. Thing's made to just like summer.
502
00:24:50.519 --> 00:24:55.440
What. Yeah, I think you're I feel like you're making
503
00:24:55.440 --> 00:25:02.359
fun of me a little bit. I have more to
504
00:25:02.359 --> 00:25:04.079
talk about, but you haven't really mentioned much.
505
00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:08.880
I really haven't, to be honest, like, I don't know,
506
00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:11.480
I have no more. I feel like my my brain
507
00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:12.799
is just like fog right now.
508
00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:15.720
Okay, that's weird. Just beforehand, you're like, let's do this.
509
00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:17.680
Hey, I am like, well, yeah, but like I can
510
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:19.960
talk obviously.
511
00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:23.119
You can't say any ideas, no off the ideas, no
512
00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:24.279
I've got a couple of those, So.
513
00:25:24.680 --> 00:25:28.079
These aren't off down if you're looking at a dang screen. Sure, yeah,
514
00:25:28.119 --> 00:25:31.319
let me see legit ideas are.
515
00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:36.240
But like what is the size font mean?
516
00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:38.720
Like what does that signify?
517
00:25:38.839 --> 00:25:40.119
How big the text is?
518
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:45.039
I know, but like it could be any number like
519
00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:48.599
twelve okay, twelve point font? First of all, it's like
520
00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:54.680
kind of different sizes maybe on the font pixels Oh maybe, yeah,
521
00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:58.480
because like it could be like twelve point font is
522
00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:03.640
like regular fund it's like twelve pixels high. Yeah, well,
523
00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:06.480
but it depends on your your your pixel right, like
524
00:26:06.519 --> 00:26:10.720
you could have true you could have denser pixels or not.
525
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:14.279
I never thought about it, and you can zoom and stuff,
526
00:26:14.319 --> 00:26:16.880
so it's gonna change. So it's probably not pixels. It's
527
00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:20.680
like twelve point could be one hundred and twelve, Like
528
00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:21.279
what is.
529
00:26:23.079 --> 00:26:26.680
Oh no, I don't know. We're there.
530
00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:29.440
I thought we could talk about it, but let us
531
00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.599
know in a chat in the comments below, where what
532
00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:34.799
font you're.
533
00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:35.680
Using first of all?
534
00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:40.240
And then like second of all, what size font you're wearing?
535
00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:41.759
That's crazy?
536
00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:45.720
Yeah, have we talked about before marriage couple tattoos before
537
00:26:46.119 --> 00:26:46.920
on the podcast?
538
00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:54.119
I don't think so. I don't know, no one like
539
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:59.319
a couple tattoos, not like oh not like the Homies tattoos.
540
00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:01.599
The Homies were like we have them, you know.
541
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:07.720
Like not matching tattoos, but like matching a couple of tattoos.
542
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.319
Like before you're married, what are your thoughts?
543
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:10.720
Scary?
544
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:13.519
Scary as a risky man.
545
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:14.599
I have friends.
546
00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:18.799
I have friends who who their relationship had an expiration date,
547
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:19.880
and I don't really know how that.
548
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:23.119
He you can do that, but they did, and then
549
00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:26.480
they got when they established that there was an express date,
550
00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:32.400
they got tattoos, like matching tattoos. And that's just insane
551
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:37.839
to me, Like why would you do that? But that's deep. No,
552
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:38.359
I'm just.
553
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:43.640
You gotta like the thing about co hosting a podcast
554
00:27:43.720 --> 00:27:46.240
is I say something and then you say like an
555
00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:49.839
actual interesting, unique thought and kind of go back and forth.
556
00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:55.200
Yeah, there's nothing, but like, hey, yeah, what's we've been
557
00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:57.880
We've been doing this for a while, me and my
558
00:27:58.079 --> 00:27:58.720
Will Powell.
559
00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:01.519
Should we an off for now? You look tired?
560
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:01.839
I am.
561
00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:02.720
I'm so tired.
562
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:06.880
All right, that's it, But hey wait, I wanted to
563
00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:11.519
say goodbye, come back, not goodbye forever.
564
00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:14.839
That's far loyal fans or three fans.
565
00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:15.559
Yeah, you can do that.
566
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:21.200
Well, okay, goodbye three loyal fans.
