Kiki Andersen - Skydiving

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Straw media. Welcome back to my
first time with Nico Bowl and Monique Jones,

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and we have a very cool guest
today. We do Kiki Keeky Anderson.

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She's coming on and talking about her
first time skydiving. guydiving. Yeah,

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and it's awesome. Yeah, it's
crazy. Yeah, I mean I

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don't know if it's awesome or crazy. Could be super boring. I know

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a little bit about it. We're
gonna find out more. Yeah, have

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you ever skydove jumped out of or
off of anything? I haven't. It

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was one of those things that I
always was like I want to do that.

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My Dad did it in the Marines
and my brothers in the army and

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like I want to and I just
I passed that. You know where you

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get. I mean, I possibly
would do it. I don't know.

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Oh, you're past it, like
your opportunity window has open and shut.

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On more on that life experience,
I think because it just like some sixty

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year old woman, or maybe I
get depressed enough and I'm like fuck it,

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if I die, I die.
wouldever, it's actually very terrifying things.

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Did you do it? Yeah,
I did it with I didn't plan

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it, my buddy hot dog halland
called me on a Friday. Shout out

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the hot dog dog Holland. They
just I mean his name is hot dog

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just because he really likes hot dogs. This is very literal. I mean

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make sense. He he called me
on a Friday and he's like Hey,

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man, my buddy is going skydiving
tomorrow. Do you want to go to

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Santa Cruz? Like you don't have
to jump out of the plane, you

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just go to party on the drop
zone with a bunch of strippers because like

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yeah, yeah, hell, yeah. So when was this? I think

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I was like let's say, twenty
two, twenty three, probably twenty three,

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twenty four, very party with STO
early twenties. Yeah, and we

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went and nobody was there. It
was just me and him because they all

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showed up late. So then they're
like all right, it's time to jump,

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and so I ended up going and
jumping and I had to fill out

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like what seemed like an encyclopedia paperwork. I had to physically write like I

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will not sue you if I die
right. Yeah, and then, yeah,

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I jumped out of the plane,
but I can tell you it's a

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weird drinks before him. Yeah,
we're drinking fire cinnamon fireball, because some

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morning, you know, it's like
a zero am one. Yeah, it's

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very morning drink. But yeah,
I'll see you what. It's bizarre when

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you go up in a plane in
the air and you realize that you're not

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coming down. It's a really weird
feeling it. My Dad told me he

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grew up really poor and he said
the first time he was ever in a

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plane he had to jump out of
it. Yeah, see that. Can

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you imagine that it would be weird
to just go up in a plane and

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not jump out of it the first
time? Yeah, and then really,

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do I jump out of this?
Thirty seven every same one of the things

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before. Where do you jump off? It just gives up, but just

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yeah, so that's pretty fucking insane. So anyway, so you did,

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but it was awesome, like you. Yeah, yeah, we you know,

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just then we got down and partied
and would you do it again?

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And I lost my shoes and Santa
Cruz. Okay, yeah, so I

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think lucky I didn't stop on any
because that name of your first album.

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I lost my shoes and Santa Cruz. I left my wall also, good

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much. It's just country house much. She'sons like a cruize. Yeah,

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it was great, I had a
blast. I'll never do it again.

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Okay, so, I mean it's, you know, like it was.

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It was a fantastic we adrenaline pumping. Why would you never do it again?

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Because, like, I don't,
I don't, I don't. I

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think like get, like you didn't
get my jolly's. You know, I

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don't get my jolly. She's sinking
that, because my roommates Welsh and like

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he came out with this accent and
now you're saying jolly's, like he didn't

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say jolly's. Jolly's at my jolly. He's get my jolly's. No,

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but it's is funny that you have
a Welsh roommate, which means English for

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people who haven't left the country.
It just it's funny how anyone just sounds

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more interesting and intellectual with an English
accent, even though they could be completely,

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I'm sure, as intellectual. Yeah, but it's just so fascinating how

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easily someone gets elevated. Call you
a cunt and it feels good, like

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it's a warm feeling. Warm Count. Yeah, warm count bollocks. He

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says bullocks all the time. HMM. How's the play? Well, we're

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opening next week and I'm starting.
I'm down. The fear is setting in.

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Yeah, of Oh, man,
like what if this show fucking sucks,

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you know, and it's like,
did I just commit to doing this

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much for a shitty show? You're
in it, so you, yeah,

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think with that drag was was pulled
down. So I'm doing half drag now

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they're trying to I but is I
mean like halfier faces made up in the

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other half, like it's not like
a full like top past and everything.

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They're still trying to get me back. YEA, they're still try to give

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in heels. We open next week. I still haven't tried to dance in

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heels. So there's a lot of
stuff. Films are so shady. Nika,

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really don't. I'm definitely I just
really hope that I didn't sign up

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to just a steaming pile of shit. I mean, and you know what,

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if I did, then this is
the first bad play that I've been

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right about it. Yeah, then
I'll it's an experience, exactly, all

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right. But but more importantly,
yeah, we should bring our guests up.

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We should all right, give us
a second and when we come back

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we will have keiki talking about her
first time sky diving. Yes, there's

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a first time for everything, sex, drugs, shame and embarrassment. I'm

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Nico Bowls, I'm Monique Jones,
and this is my first time and we're

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back to my first time, because
you forgot. I'm sure you forgot.

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Yeah, because I know that there's
like, you know, there's intro roll

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and maybe a commercial in there.
I mean it's like there's a lot.

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Yeah, it's very easy to forget
forget, but you know who's not?

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Who's hard to forget? Who is
hard to forget? I wonder who Ki

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Ki Anderson, my funny, funny
comic friend. Oh well, thank you.

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Thank you. I really came here
for the compliments. So yes,

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and she's beautiful and she speaks me
a mush. See, podcasting is it's

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nice in that way that people can
decide that for themselves and vision anyway they

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want. I mean if, like, she's got massive tips, she's got

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a huge tip. Is Overflowing?
There actually out right now we're talking about

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your stripper divers. She was actually
there and the story is actually devetailor.

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No. So, yeah, yeah, why don't you have well, have

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you been to Santa Cruz? Did
you ever lose your shoes in Santa Cruce?

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I have never lost my shoes in
Santa Cruz, but I have lost

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my shoes many of times. Really, yes, doesn't it suck? It

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really does it really many a times. I got how do you lose?

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Is that a drunk thing? That's
just a judge me. I mean me,

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I know for him it is.
I'm just wondering. For you,

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are you just a little daft little
dog doll made my son Dolly. Yeah,

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well, actually more so. This
seems like something made up out of

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a cartoon, like Amelia Bedelia.
But I do remember one time I went

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to class in college and I was
wearing two different shoes and I just I

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couldn't fathom how that happened, like
this is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

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So and that's true, but I've
been there. When I used to

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smoke a lot of hot stay up
late at night, I would forget things

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and one time I showed up to
show a few rehearsal without any shoes.

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You just didn't bring up, you
just walked your car without got you got

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there. Yeah, just just just
didn't bring all the way there and have

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shoes and field and realized. So
to get there it's like, Oh,

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I'm socks. Yeah, so letilis. Those stays are over. You know,

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if we were animals, that would
be normal. Yeah. Well,

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which animals wear socks? KITTENANT's,
Dude. So, yeah, tell us

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a little bit about yourself. Where
you from? Well, I'm sure sign

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sign favorite animal in the jungle,
jungle, specifically the jungle. I guess

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you could pick any terrain. Have
a lot of favorite animals. I love

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elephants. Means I just really don't
like reptiles. Yeah, not a big

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reptillion. I just you know,
I don't want men. Will that own

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snakes. Sister owns a reptile.
It's a lizard. Yeah, yeah,

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she loves that Lizard. It is
bizarre. I don't just have very and

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sweet yet I don't get to do
that. I need to like feed it

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living things. Yeah, you got
a feed boats and cockroaches and meal worms

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and Shit. Yeah, I'm from
DC. I've been living here for a

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year now. I'm very gratulations.
Thank you. Thank you. It's been

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a journey, but you know,
I've lived in La like on and off,

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so it wasn't like a total culture
shock. Right. Yeah, family

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here I family here, I have
some friends here and I came here to

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do comedy. So it's kind of
an instant network, you know, like

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you just show up and you kind
of just start hanging out, and it

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wasn't like I had to like find
places to hang out really right, just

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kind of there. I've got a
question. So, Kei Ki. Is

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that the actual your government name,
or is that like a short for and

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what is that? You Christen Rebecca. Do I look like a Christian or

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I don't know, to you he's
is it for kissing? Ki Ki?

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Canandra like I what is Kiki?
What is this? It's gotta be.

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I think it's a rebecca, right, is now where it comes from?

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No, although I feel like I
could be a Becky, you know.

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Yeah, Becky, Maye, becky. I had someone called Me Kiki.

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Y O. Nique, Oh isn't
is your name Monique? Yes, yes,

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my name is monique. That's act
for my podcast. Move over.

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Did you is it Kelly? No, yeah, it is Kelly. Wow,

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that's good. Yeah, I was
actually a named after Kelly Kapowski.

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Yeah, my sister, she's six
years older than I am, and at

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the time that I was being born, my parents were already, you know,

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how disagreeing on a lot of things. This was pre divorce. But

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they couldn't decide on a name.
My Dad wanted to name me and Tonia.

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A tonia. Wow, I don't
it's kind of cool. I call

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you Tony. Tony's a dope name, but that's Tony Interesting because my GRANDPA,

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Tony was born a day after.
He's made twenty six and I'm made

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twenty five, and he said,
if you were born on me twenty six,

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your name would have been Tony,
Tony, a little Tony's a dope.

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It's like you tony with her girl. Yeah, she's like she's got

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like big curly hair. She's saying, yeah, sorry about Tony, Tony,

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Tony, you know, okay,
well, that's okay. Well,

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so, anyways. So my parents
couldn't agree on a name and so they

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asked my sister, who was six
years old. Of the time. They

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were like when she meana and the
baby and she's like ill at paskys are

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she's hot and popular. And then, much to her dismay, I grew

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up to be weird. You're fucking
hot. Think you're hot and popular.

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Yes, well, this is my
who the fuck is Kelly Kapowski and you?

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Is She like on Beverly Hills?
A Bell, they by the belly?

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Yeah, Oh, the Kelly from
safe by the bell. You know,

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for some reason it was in my
generation. I never watched it.

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Yeah, Ye, didn't everyone to
talk to everyone. I talked to his

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huge fan of Oh, say,
by the bill. No, no,

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and it's like what you watch something
pretty dumb. That's the one. was

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screeched, right? Yeah, yes, he's are not to be kind of

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a Weirdoh Huh, oh, yeah, yeah, did you stand up?

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I think I did. He did
celebrity boxing. Right, yeah, I

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remember the celebrity boxing is huge.
She got well, I mean he's just

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so big. I think you beat
the shit out of the other celebrity.

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I remember. It's screeches, huge
and jacked. Yeah, yeah, he's

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an interesting anyway, let's get off
that. So we don't talk. We're

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talking about you. We're not talking
about not the screech podcast, screeches,

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or his time ninety sitcoms or whatever. It is. So so. Where

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where were you? How old are
you when you decided to jump, to

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jump out of an airplane with it
not being on fire? Well, that

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would have been a better story.
But I was eighteen and I just turned

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eight teen and I was living in
Maryland, where I grew up. That's

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where DC is. Yes, basically, are you telling are you telling yourself?

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For like the listeners? I'm just
letting the listeners because everything there is

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like the size of like like at
your thumb. It's because, like when

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you look at the east coast of
a United States map it all think it's

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super tiny. It's like beat people
basically during the look at the other states

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and it's so huge. Then once
you get to the east coast, like

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eving cars out these little, tiny, little, tiny, little sections everywhere.

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Yeah, it's just it's interesting.
Yeah, it's fun that way because

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you can see a lot of wonderful
things on the east coast the week's time.

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So this is my promo. I'm
a tourism guy. Now, where

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was I? Yes, Crab Dat, some football, crabball. That's what

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Maryland does. Where are we at
the begining? Eighteen, eighteen, eighteen,

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you know, just an unhindered,
bright eyed, bushy tailed. I

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was eighteen and I actually I know
it was gonna have to get surgery soon

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on my back and I knew that
if I got surgery, I would no

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longer be allowed to skydive. Really
like I have to do this now.

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Would you? Would you? You
broke your back or something or pulled something.

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SCOLIOSIS? SCOLIOSIS, wow, wow, is that ms? Where's that

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different? Well, wow, that
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School Multiple scullions. This chilly had
one singular. So soon have multiple,

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but des Try Maryland. So she
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guys, it's one into the one, fine. Multiple. Some worms

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have multiple spines, the thing,
or some. No, I'm just think

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given vertebrates, they have no spine, no scolloses. That's true. Yeah,

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and so you, you were getting
geared up for sir. You knew

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you're gonna have surgeries. So you're
like, okay, this is my shot.

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Yeah, and I just turned eighteen
and I didn't tell my parents.

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I would just kind of one of
my buddies from high school my prom date,

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and actually was like yeah, I
want to go sky diving too.

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I found a group on. Let's
fucking go, because of course the smartest

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thing to do when your group on
get a discount. You want to group

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one. You know, go for
the cheapest option when you're risking your life.

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Yeah, right, yeah, so
we did that. We went.

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We went to this place in Virginia. We drove up. It was like

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on some farmland were tobacco farmers.
That's what I'm like imagining, like our

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cotton. Yeah, get the like
stars and bars, and I like a

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pickup truck and a tobacco field.
Yeah, you fly over, yeah,

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like one of those. That's it. Yeah, I can't remember the guy's

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name, but I remember it was
something like kind of comical. And then

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we get there and it's tandem,
so we're going to have to be strapped

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to this guy. It's illegal to
jump by yourself. Really, yeah,

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when unless you have like you have
super jumps or something like that. Like,

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who's gonna stop you, though,
if you just do it, you

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know, thinking catch Um, that's
the take. WHO's flying that point?

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Because I can be charged with probably
murder or something. Yeah, Sky Dad

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and police, police the dope job. Yeah, just like lying to the

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army. Ree what with your boyfriend? No, he's not my boyfriend,

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he's my prom date. There's a
difference. Oh Wow, you guys can

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put labels on it. Back then, no, it was just a date.

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So was he like a platonic friend? Nico didn't go to prom with

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a date, he went with the
boys. So he doesn't understand, like

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you don't have to be dating the
person the why would you go if you're

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not dating the person? Because you
just want a date to go to prom.

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And he's a friend. So it
was a fully platonic relationship with this

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person. We're not talking about my
first time looking up with my friend day.

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You could hook up with your Prom
Day. Doesn't make it your boyfriend.

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Just trying to figure out the stakes. Yeah, like, Oh,

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is this person to you? How
much does he mean? A mean a

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lot. He was a really close
friend and we'll leave it at that.

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I guess he listened to this podcast. Okay, okay, so I'm gonna

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go go ahead and assume that there's
been some Hanky panky going on. Guy.

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Actually, right before we jump,
we just you know is going in.

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So you guys get there? What
Times? In the morning? I

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think it was morning. Yeah,
morning, okay, so you drove all

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way to Virginia in the morning.
Yes, and we get there and it's

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this guy. It's basically like his
farm. You know, it's so it

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is it's like a some guy's farm. Yeah, it's some guys fucking farm.

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There's nothing around, and I remember, I can't remember the exact layout,

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but like we basically like drove up
to like a house with a shed

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and we're like, where's the plane? Like everything a group on would you

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would think it would be? Is
What's happening, right, this is a

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group of referend yeah, exactly.
So we get there. Oh, go

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ahead. So we're either of you
nervous when you got there, lily?

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Yeah, both of you. Yeah, we're jumping out of a plane.

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We could die and nobody knows we're
here. Oh yeah, none of us

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told her parents. Oh Wow,
yeah, yeah, and I asked the

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guy. I was like hey,
man, like how long you been doing

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this for, like, has the
parachute ever not opened? And he's a

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honey, I'venue in this twenty five
years and the parachute only not opened twice.

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And I'm like, oh the my
odds are good. That was the

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thing. You like also be one
like you. What if? What if

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the you know, the plane breaks
in the sky or something? You know,

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it's like fuck it, we have
a parachute. Me Go ess a

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parachutes the most important. Yeah,
okay, let's course. Literally. Yeah,

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so, I can't remember if my
friend went first. Earth I went

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first. I feel like he went
first. You Remember? Did you have

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to sign a bunch of paperwork?
Yeah, do you remember any of that,

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of that process, how long it
took, what it was like,

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how your nerves were when you were
going through this? Um, I remember

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being very nervous. I don't remember
the paperwork. I mean it definitely said

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something like if you die, it's
not our fault. Yeah, man,

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you bought a group on that's around
dumb fault. That was the thing that

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freaked me out the most. What's
the amount of paperwork? was like,

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man, this like you really are
fucked, like, yeah, you know,

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like there's nothing you can do.
Yeah, you can't even do yeah,

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I know. So, so then
they go up. You did you

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guys both go up in the plane
together? No, it was a really

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small plane. So we can only
the one at a time. Weird,

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that's even more terrible. One at
us. Yeah, time. So we

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can't even like hold each other's hands. Yeah, that takes the took some

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of the Romantis is. It does. Actually, yeah, you can't jump

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with your friend I know you can't
like stare in each other's eyes like you're

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kind of be okay, you just
had to like send good vibes, like

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hair bear style, into the air. Do you know how much it cost?

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Of Group on? I was like
somewhere between a hundred and three hundred

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dollars. I can't remember, it
sounds about right. Yeah, okay.

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So then your friend, you don't
know who goes first. I want to

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say he went, for this is
ten years ago. I'm twenty eight now.

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Is when I was eighteen. So
I'm gonna a little scenile over here,

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but the story is better if he
goes first. Yeah, let's go

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with that gentleman look. I feel
like that's actually true. I feel like,

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as a gentleman, he want to
take this. Yeah, and he

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didn't. He's like man, that
was awesome, nothing to be scared about.

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Son, is my turn. I
get in the plane, my heart

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is beating out of my chest,
my hands are so sweaty and like when

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I get really nervous, like I
can't talk, like my jaw just clenches

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and I feel like I'm gonna throw
up and I don't make eye contact.

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I'm just like in a different.
So you do it full shutdown. Yeah,

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great for comedy. And this right, stay, yeah, right,

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see, this have not a scary
did you go into full lock up the

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second you sat on the plane,
or did you? Was it as you

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saw the plane sort of going higher
and higher and higher, that it just

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got worse and worse, like Hut, where did this? How did this

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fear built inside of you? Um, I feel like I was already steadily

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building it from the ground before you
can like, you know, like when

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you're yeah, to get on a
roller coaster, you have that weird pit

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in your stomach, but then,
yeah, once you're up in the air

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and you realize you stirring down at
what could be your death, you're just

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like well, this is it.
There's there's no going back, right,

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and you're stuck to this guy,
to like a little baby, you know,

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like a baby carrier, like man. But they do ask like are

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you ready, right, because you
can always choose to not go out,

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heard you have to go. He
so, yeah, I'm stuck to him,

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and I'm sure he probably said something
like are you sure? Are you

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sure? But it's not like he
goes okay, three, two, one.

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You're staring out of the door.
You know, down at the sky,

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there's nothing between you and falling out
of his plane right now. And

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then they just, you know,
jump out like with you stuck to them.

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They don't get you a warning,
because otherwise you might like grab onto

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the plane or right. Yeah,
there inching up right, you're strapped him

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like a baby. Now, like
you slow inching up towards the open door.

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Yeah, just like, Holy Shit, I'm assuming. Yeah, totally.

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And it was like whenever you're staring
at something that's like more magnificent and

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larger than life, it almost doesn't
feel real. You're like this a dream,

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like am I really fucking doing the
right like, am I an idiot?

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Yes, yeah, so then we
jump and one question. Yes,

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Oh God, one you had dirty. Well, I want a ready.

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Were Your eyes closed? Are Open? Um? Are you wearing goggles?

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Yeah, you have to work yas
I feel like when we first jumped,

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I probably instantly shut my eyes,
but then I tried to open them and

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I remember the wind being so rough, even with goggles, like it was

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kind of hard to keep my eyes
open. Oh, interesting. Yeah,

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because it's just like imagine like sticking
your head out the window of a car

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with goggles. You think inside the
goggles. Yeah, but it's just so

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brutal. Yeah, you know,
it gets it gets everywhere, especially your

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hair is flying everywhere. Even if
you tie it back, there's no there's

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no stopping that. So we're falling
and we're falling. It's actually not scary

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because, like, the wind is
hitting you so hard that you kind of

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feel like you're floating, you feel
supported. HMM, it's really fun.

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We're you screaming, yeah, but
you couldn't hear it because the wind is

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so loud. So, okay,
we here him, like could you be

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like hey, man, is this
fun, or like, can you talk

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like that? Well, that's the
next part. That's all right. Okay,

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I'll shut up. No, no, PA, I like the questions.

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You remember this better. I'm falling
and I'm falling and I'm falling.

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It's like so, it's like you
get the Adrenaline, Uh Huh. But

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like when adrenaline it stops, but
when you're skydiving it doesn't stop like right,

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just keeps going because you continually falling. It's not like a quick drop.

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Yeah, like in a roller coaster, you have the adrenaline, Whoa,

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and then it stops, but with
skydiving it's whoop boom, he's sorry.

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Just get used to that insane adrenaline
pump. You just slowly normalize it,

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as opposed to like going back to
steady right. So you just you

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were up falling with adrenaline pumping through
your body and just get used to it,

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right, yes, like become accustomed
to well, I am now in

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a perpetual state of heart attack for
my life now. So you're falling and

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you're falling and like I knew we
were only because we had to do like

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a little training session before, like
this is what's how it's gonna play byplay.

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Were falling. I'm like this seems
like we're falling for a long time.

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And then I hear him, this
is the first time I hear his

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voice in the air. Go Oh
shit. Oh, you want to hear

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what you heard him say? Oh
Shit, yeah, yeah, like fait

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country, like it does not reassuring. I have like what he's like,

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don't worry about it. Oh,
oh no, no, wait. So,

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okay, I'm like what's going on? He's like the pair she won't

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open and he's like saying this,
like he just told me. You know,

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we're out of milk. Oh,
there, she won't open. Who

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Man, this is devastating. This
is really bad news. He's like don't

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worry that, don't worry about like, okay, I have no choice to

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not worry about it. Worry about
it. Yeah, I mean fine,

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it's gonna be fine. And then
I look in the distance and I'm like,

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well, I guess this is my
last vision before I exit this virtual

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plane and I see something flying.
It is our parachute. Our parachute is

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flying away from us. I'm like
is that ours? And he's like yeah,

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I had to cut it loose.
Yeah, that's to cut the first

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one. You got to cut it
looses at like your life flashing before your

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eyes. Now, well, you
know there's a second one, right,

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like they trained you. Yeah,
they tell you that there's a second so

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I'm waiting for that second one to
come, and the thing is like my

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life wasn't flashing before my eyes,
was like in slow motion. I'm like,

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Wow, God, I didn't tell
my mom I was here just it's

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funny because I've had a lot of
near death experiences and for some reason the

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last thing I'm always thinking about is, damn it, mom's going to be

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so mad saying yes. True,
though, I guess fairly what you would

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is just like Oh man, I'm
like, it's gonna be so pissed.

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She's got me so mad. I
didn't tell her and act. You got

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to come clean up this splatter from
the ground. It's interesting too, because

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there's nothing you could do, like
you couldn't save your own life. You

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were totally dependent on him finding the
other shoot or totally. I was trusting

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this man with every everything. So
you your can't really worry, like there's

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nothing you can do right. You're
just kind of surrendering, and it's happening

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so fast and there's so much adrenaline
pumping through your body that it's not even

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like you have time to be scared, like you're just like because you're already

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you're too much of your draylings paven
feel fear. That is fear when your

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dreynal pumps to your body and it's
already pumping at full speed. Totally.

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You've been going through fear since you
jumped out of the plane. You have

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nowhere else to go, yecause if
you have any more adrenaline you will have

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a heart attack. Your body's like
well, this is the peak, because

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this is my emotions. Go Wow, and then how long after you see

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the first the parachute fly away?
Then what happens? Like screaming him,

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like you idiot, you stupid,
stupid idiots. You need him to pull

404
00:28:18.170 --> 00:28:23.690
the shoe. I just go dead
silent, just like she's like God,

405
00:28:23.730 --> 00:28:27.599
help me, please. I love
you. I'm sorry. I've never prayed

406
00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:33.240
until the trueman pray right now.
I guess I was a little closer to

407
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:38.720
God. So we're yes, I
go silent. It was you're on a

408
00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:44.589
harness and it's like wrapped in between
your legs and like squeezing your Crotch,

409
00:28:45.109 --> 00:28:48.109
and all of a sudden I just
feel the most intense crash squeeze I've ever

410
00:28:48.230 --> 00:28:51.190
felt my life. It just like, you know, because he pulls the

411
00:28:51.230 --> 00:28:53.670
parachute and it literally just like lifts
you up by your knickers, you know,

412
00:28:55.859 --> 00:28:59.579
just like and so, yeah,
the parachute was open and then it

413
00:28:59.660 --> 00:29:03.259
was the most pleasant, most beautiful
experience, and it's just see how UN

414
00:29:03.259 --> 00:29:11.809
floating did he go? Yeah,
it worked. I can't give or get

415
00:29:11.849 --> 00:29:15.769
away. Yeah, I think it
was pretty close to that. He was

416
00:29:15.809 --> 00:29:21.930
laughing. What is he? I'm
sure he really gets off to that Shit,

417
00:29:22.049 --> 00:29:23.839
though, you know, like,
man, finally I feel again.

418
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:30.559
It was just bored. This first
parachute thing is so boring. I gonna

419
00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:33.559
look like anymore. Generally, he
needs to go. He doesn't get the

420
00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:36.599
adrenaline like you got. Yeah,
it does it all the time. Yeah,

421
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:38.869
so he needs to like how this
new done? Man. Yeah,

422
00:29:40.029 --> 00:29:44.430
it's like, let's get this little
girl, like I asked them that question

423
00:29:44.509 --> 00:29:48.150
and it prompted him to just fake
it. Yeah, so then it's all

424
00:29:48.269 --> 00:29:52.630
peaceful. And can you even speak
at this point? Are you just like?

425
00:29:52.539 --> 00:29:56.740
I didn't die, I'm just gonna
I think I had one of you

426
00:29:56.819 --> 00:29:59.900
and I were kind of talking about
it yesterday. I how like when you

427
00:29:59.940 --> 00:30:04.180
do it with some traumatic experiences,
my first instant is to laugh hysterically.

428
00:30:04.220 --> 00:30:07.809
Yeah, and not because I think
it's funny. I mean in retrospect was

429
00:30:07.849 --> 00:30:12.529
funny at the time, I didn't
find some really yeah, so I'm laughing

430
00:30:12.609 --> 00:30:15.890
hysterically out of like sheer nervousness,
but then I'm like, Oh, this

431
00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:18.849
is actually beautiful. Like it there's
the Rolling Hills of Virginia. It's a

432
00:30:18.930 --> 00:30:22.559
beautiful clear day and like what the
Hell happened? He's like what, Blah,

433
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:26.720
blah, you know, the parachute
got stuck. Anyway, we're falling

434
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.119
a lot lower than I plan for, so hold on time, this is

435
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:38.430
gonna be rough landing. What.
So you were like had like three seconds

436
00:30:38.470 --> 00:30:45.670
of pure your bliss before it like
it's a terror the emotions. You think

437
00:30:45.750 --> 00:30:49.420
the story's over, and then my
heart rate won't refact the ceiling. Oh

438
00:30:49.619 --> 00:30:53.140
Wow. So, because, because
the parachute opened so late, you had

439
00:30:53.180 --> 00:30:57.900
to go like straight from like gliding
into land abode. Yeah, basically,

440
00:30:59.099 --> 00:31:03.490
landing hurts. It didn't when you
don't when the parachute the first yeah,

441
00:31:03.890 --> 00:31:07.289
like it's hard to have a nice
landing. Like I still fucking I eat

442
00:31:07.369 --> 00:31:11.009
shit my landing. You did,
because you're even bottom like so you like

443
00:31:11.049 --> 00:31:14.130
strapped around him. So you're I'm
going to be the one who hits the

444
00:31:14.210 --> 00:31:18.569
ground first, and you're doing a
bunch of shots of fireball to start.

445
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:25.440
So that probably didn't know why then
you didn't even you should even buy where

446
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:32.869
shoes is in my socks strippers waiting
for you at the end of yours.

447
00:31:32.950 --> 00:31:37.950
They'll be today. Show did they
did the they went jumping to close.

448
00:31:37.990 --> 00:31:41.190
Are No clothes, no they were
closed, unfortunately, but they, they,

449
00:31:41.509 --> 00:31:45.309
they were the ones. They all
came right as we landed. So

450
00:31:45.549 --> 00:31:48.579
that whole crew of people that I
was supposed to be parting with the drop

451
00:31:48.619 --> 00:31:51.700
zone got there when I landed and
then they all jumped. Oh, so

452
00:31:51.779 --> 00:31:53.619
they're just people who strip who were
also skydiving. Yeah, they weren't like

453
00:31:53.619 --> 00:32:00.940
stripping skydivers. The story was way
better when Oh, really just a bunch

454
00:32:00.940 --> 00:32:05.609
of strippers, strippers, guess,
Skydive Strip adventures. I think that was

455
00:32:05.609 --> 00:32:08.849
a book. I read one.
Yeah, I know that's somebody's going to

456
00:32:08.890 --> 00:32:12.730
take that business. I mean in
Vegas you can make a lot of money.

457
00:32:12.890 --> 00:32:15.720
Yeah, Ye, stripper, stripper
skydivers. Is that seen appearing my

458
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:20.960
way just like brack? Yeah,
Bros, I'm just thinking of your multiple

459
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:28.759
scoliosis, and the landing must have
fucked your back up even more. Um,

460
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:31.710
are you like fucking I'm are what
it was? My spine was more

461
00:32:31.789 --> 00:32:39.430
bungee already been. So No,
so we're landing. I can't remember.

462
00:32:39.470 --> 00:32:43.630
I really wish I could, because
it was so such a delicious sound bite,

463
00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:49.460
but he said something among the lines
of I can't guarantee you're not going

464
00:32:49.539 --> 00:33:01.289
to break your legs. At least
he's on a Coundra and and D were.

465
00:33:01.289 --> 00:33:06.089
Danie, that is a legally behind
it. Right before your legs are

466
00:33:06.410 --> 00:33:08.170
might be broken. Just so you
know, I was. We're landing way

467
00:33:08.289 --> 00:33:14.920
now. I can't guarantee your legs
are going to snap, like you might

468
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:19.400
lose a famer. Tell me this
before. We like them that much anyway.

469
00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:22.559
It's fine, you know, take
my beamers. I'm getting a new

470
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:25.160
back and getting legs. Yeah,
yeah, well, we landed and it

471
00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:28.430
was fine. It was you know, we did a little like kind of

472
00:33:28.470 --> 00:33:30.509
running, la running. I remember
like hitting my butt and that kind of

473
00:33:30.549 --> 00:33:34.509
hurt, but it was fine.
And then my friend was really jealous because

474
00:33:34.549 --> 00:33:36.950
he was like, you're story something
better than mine, like that is such

475
00:33:36.990 --> 00:33:43.019
a guy thing to say, I
think. No, I don't want to

476
00:33:43.099 --> 00:33:45.819
tell anyone about my skydiving. Yeah, no, my story is just about

477
00:33:45.819 --> 00:33:52.980
your story. It's more about me. Not. Anyone asks about my first

478
00:33:52.980 --> 00:33:54.339
time scoat diving, I have to
say, Oh, yeah, but my

479
00:33:54.500 --> 00:34:00.849
girl's parachute broke, so that everyone
wants to hear about that story and not

480
00:34:00.930 --> 00:34:04.769
about my personal experience. I'm pretty
sure that was well, that was a

481
00:34:04.769 --> 00:34:07.090
narrative. That was happening, but
I can't believe you ruined his first time

482
00:34:07.329 --> 00:34:12.719
skydiving like that. I am a
vinesticted, a little snake ashole. I

483
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.960
planned for that. That should be
the name of this podcast, my first

484
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:21.400
time ruining someone's first time skydiving,
or the first time anything I ruined.

485
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:24.789
there. That's the name. I
just like that. He was like telling

486
00:34:24.909 --> 00:34:29.989
you like two times the parachute didn't
open and you're his third. Like now

487
00:34:30.070 --> 00:34:34.670
he's like three times. He'll never
forget me. Oh she's so unforgettable.

488
00:34:35.789 --> 00:34:43.460
Oh Shit, can't guarantee you're not
going to break your legs. Just the

489
00:34:43.619 --> 00:34:45.980
most delicious whisper that in your ears. You know, it's like all the

490
00:34:46.059 --> 00:34:51.699
things a man's whispered in my ears. How did you how did you feel

491
00:34:51.699 --> 00:34:53.929
when you finally felt the dirt and
we're on the ground again? was just

492
00:34:54.130 --> 00:34:59.050
just like a Oh, one of
those like moments where you still hysterically laughing.

493
00:34:59.130 --> 00:35:04.570
Um, I talked them for I
feel like I was. It was

494
00:35:04.610 --> 00:35:09.159
one of those things where you're like
I'm okay, okay, I'm alive.

495
00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:12.840
It was not a dream to that
happened. I kind of want to do

496
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.000
it again, but also I'm very
scared. Also, I had to call

497
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:16.880
my mother. So I do.
I call my mom and my dad,

498
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:22.469
like, by the way, I
almost just died. I was sorry diving.

499
00:35:22.469 --> 00:35:23.789
I didn't tell you, but I'm
here and I'm on the ground and

500
00:35:24.110 --> 00:35:28.670
it's fine, and they're like,
I especially my dad, and my dad

501
00:35:28.750 --> 00:35:30.590
was like, I'm mad. I
think I know. You're telling me now,

502
00:35:32.829 --> 00:35:36.940
just so you know, I nearly
don't. Are You mad at the

503
00:35:37.059 --> 00:35:39.179
guy, like, did you check
the parachute? Why didn't it? You

504
00:35:39.260 --> 00:35:43.380
know, did you? Or is
it just like that guy that saved your

505
00:35:43.420 --> 00:35:46.780
life? Yeah, videos, I
can put me in danger, didn't?

506
00:35:47.260 --> 00:35:50.849
You can't. You can't call.
If you're the arsonist, you don't get

507
00:35:50.849 --> 00:35:57.130
credit for being the firefighter. He
saved your life after he almost killed you.

508
00:35:57.289 --> 00:36:00.449
Like he was like I know,
but I had a little like Stockholm

509
00:36:00.530 --> 00:36:05.559
Syndrum, I guess. Yeah,
so classic, like I think I love

510
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:09.400
you. Did the other guy?
It's okay, you can go, I'm

511
00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:16.320
gonna stay here. Sixth Year Old
Virginian. Was He freaking out afterwards,

512
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:20.150
like Holy Shit, no, for
I it's like you guys were saying.

513
00:36:20.190 --> 00:36:23.309
He was like hell, yeah,
this is well, you know, it

514
00:36:23.789 --> 00:36:30.710
felt it again. Yeah, I'm
feeling to come back. Oh Man,

515
00:36:30.829 --> 00:36:35.699
that's great. And the DAD talks
about a time he jumped out and so

516
00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:38.500
he had to. You got drop
zones, so you only get like a

517
00:36:38.579 --> 00:36:43.139
certain amount. Yeah, you know, and he like got he missed.

518
00:36:43.460 --> 00:36:46.610
Something happen and he got caught in
a tree and like this is Vietnam.

519
00:36:49.570 --> 00:36:53.449
Know he does in this tree and
luckily his I think, sergeant, whoever's

520
00:36:53.489 --> 00:36:59.130
I've had a dropped and waited and
dropped after him and saved his fucking life.

521
00:36:59.409 --> 00:37:01.599
My God, he had to get
out of this tree and like yeah,

522
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.760
I'm like, Oh, I can't
imagine. Did he break anything?

523
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.800
I think he dislocated as his shoulder
or something, something. But yeah,

524
00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:14.599
military shit. You imagine, just
in this tree, I'll tangled up,

525
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.670
like I'm gonna die, like it
is this and luckily they he dropped after

526
00:37:17.670 --> 00:37:21.670
him, because he's like no one's
gonna save me. Yeah, you don't

527
00:37:21.710 --> 00:37:24.070
want to get save Viet you're stuck
in a tree all the way up there

528
00:37:24.110 --> 00:37:29.510
there, and he had to untangle
himself and get out anyway. Well,

529
00:37:29.590 --> 00:37:32.699
yeah, we'll have him on the
POD. Yeah, have you ever skydived

530
00:37:32.739 --> 00:37:37.420
in Vietnam during war? Is it
skydived, sky, Sky Dove, Dibn,

531
00:37:37.579 --> 00:37:39.619
it's good. Did we now?
I think it's guy. Did do

532
00:37:39.739 --> 00:37:45.849
we? Yeah, Aska dove.
CAN YOU BE DOUBDUS? Yes, many

533
00:37:45.969 --> 00:37:50.690
times in my past life. Would
you do it again? No. That's

534
00:37:50.730 --> 00:37:52.570
why I was actually just talking to
something about it. I was like,

535
00:37:52.889 --> 00:37:57.929
it's weird because the sounds so like
pretingous in her her, but I feel

536
00:37:57.929 --> 00:38:00.719
like there's a big difference between your
early twenties and your late S. and

537
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:02.400
I can tell because, like,
I'm so scared to do like so many

538
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:06.119
things, like I don't want to
dry fast, I don't want to go

539
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:07.760
and roller coasters, I don't want
to go skiing. I might break something.

540
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.039
I don't have health insurance. I
don't want to jump out of a

541
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:16.030
plane. Like it, like it
really there's a big changes then yours.

542
00:38:16.269 --> 00:38:20.269
Yeah, you even said it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, things do.

543
00:38:20.389 --> 00:38:22.789
I miss that window. Yeah,
what about pair of sailing stuff?

544
00:38:23.789 --> 00:38:38.539
Sailing is so boring. You relieve
it. Yeah, Dick here you love.

545
00:38:38.619 --> 00:38:45.969
It's like skydiving without any of the
adreadaline. But I mean it could

546
00:38:45.010 --> 00:38:50.050
be scary, right, don't think
die doing that. A lot person I

547
00:38:50.090 --> 00:38:52.369
see a lot more par of sailing
add since and I see I think he's

548
00:38:52.369 --> 00:38:55.199
about a hang gliding. Oh wait, which was parasailing back of a boat,

549
00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:59.639
where you have this little but the
boat, if it's not going at

550
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.400
the right speed, you lose the
wind and then you end up falling into

551
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:06.280
the I mean you're in the ocean
and not that high. I don't way

552
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.159
more scared of water than I am
of anything else. Yeah, like,

553
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:13.510
I've even even bears. No,
I would like try to pet the bear.

554
00:39:14.550 --> 00:39:16.349
Thank you. Pet the bag.
I don't know. Bears are mean,

555
00:39:16.590 --> 00:39:19.989
just like there's what they're mean you. Are you supposed to freeze?

556
00:39:20.590 --> 00:39:22.110
Depends on the bear. Not supposed
to run. They're just supposed to give

557
00:39:22.110 --> 00:39:29.139
off a positive energy so it doesn't
read your fear. Okay, so sorry

558
00:39:29.139 --> 00:39:32.380
about sky anyway. So, yeah, so that was a that was a

559
00:39:32.460 --> 00:39:37.380
that was a good story. Yeah, guys, and your comic. Yeah,

560
00:39:37.059 --> 00:39:40.050
and you have you have shows.
I'm sure you have things you want

561
00:39:40.050 --> 00:39:45.050
to promote. Are Your instagram for
when shows are? We're going to start

562
00:39:45.090 --> 00:39:47.929
a show? Actually we are.
We are actually leaving today to go find

563
00:39:47.969 --> 00:39:52.610
a venue. So if you're a
venue scouting then yeah, if you're Leno

564
00:39:52.690 --> 00:39:54.840
and you want a comedy show.
Yeah, call me a B I'm not

565
00:39:54.920 --> 00:40:00.360
a venue. Talking to me here, boy, these microphones, they they

566
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:05.519
go out to you guys are talking
to me. I just want to know

567
00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:13.030
for my personal self. What's your
instagram? Uh, it's underscore, Kiki,

568
00:40:13.269 --> 00:40:20.510
Ki, Ki Anderson and Dar Sean
Underscore, and now do a deep

569
00:40:20.590 --> 00:40:24.619
dive underscore Kiki. Yeah, it's
so interesting when you do it on the

570
00:40:24.739 --> 00:40:30.139
PODCASTNIG. Well, you know,
this is going through what everyone is going

571
00:40:30.179 --> 00:40:31.780
to go through. So if something
happens here, than everyone's going to know.

572
00:40:32.460 --> 00:40:37.130
We can all right, well,
never mind, it's not loading.

573
00:40:37.449 --> 00:40:43.889
Recently done deep cleanse of my social
media. Yeah, so I've tried to

574
00:40:44.010 --> 00:40:47.610
like make it very professional because,
you know, I've had a talk you

575
00:40:47.690 --> 00:40:51.480
something about this. Like, I've
had my facebook since I was sixteen years

576
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:52.199
old. I don't know what the
fuck is on there. Yeah, it

577
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:55.960
is weird because I didn't get facebook
till I was an adult. I got

578
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:01.159
them a bit older than you.
Yeah, and that's that's better. It

579
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:06.469
is weird to like look at like
I had a crush on this young dude,

580
00:41:07.070 --> 00:41:09.190
like twenty seven, twenty eight.
It was just a crash, nothing

581
00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:12.469
happen, but I like go and
look at his stock, him on his

582
00:41:12.550 --> 00:41:19.059
facebook and go back and I'm like, oh, he's a baby. Okay,

583
00:41:20.019 --> 00:41:22.980
I know, I cured the crush. Yeah, and facebook came out

584
00:41:22.739 --> 00:41:27.780
basically right, right during my tenure
in college. So I got it.

585
00:41:27.980 --> 00:41:30.900
I got it Sophomore Year College because
I had a college email, because it

586
00:41:30.940 --> 00:41:36.250
is when you had have college emails
to get it, and I had a

587
00:41:36.409 --> 00:41:38.610
bunch of bad stuff on there.
But then I ran for like president of

588
00:41:38.690 --> 00:41:43.690
the university. So I've wiped everything
off, did you? But now there's

589
00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:45.570
more. Now you just like,
you know, just binge drinking and,

590
00:41:45.690 --> 00:41:50.639
like me, dressed as gladiator,
dancing on a you know, D laying

591
00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:52.400
on a dance floor, stuff like
that. You know, I feel like

592
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:54.800
now that's mild. It's like,
well, as long as you didn't tweet

593
00:41:54.800 --> 00:42:00.000
anything racist. Ya. What about? How long have you had instagram,

594
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:04.389
because I didn't come to that game
till, yeah, a couple of years

595
00:42:04.429 --> 00:42:08.789
ago. Underscore, Kiki Anderson,
that's me. Did you like deep dive

596
00:42:08.909 --> 00:42:13.429
for like did you have to go
back to like two thousand and thirteen or

597
00:42:13.550 --> 00:42:16.460
fourteen, like have you have instagram
that long? Het Me help here,

598
00:42:16.739 --> 00:42:21.900
een, because I come from Viking
blow. See, that's what I was

599
00:42:21.980 --> 00:42:24.539
saying. So now she did.
Everybody is listening. Hush, she said

600
00:42:24.579 --> 00:42:30.210
it. You just wanders sin.
She did spell and she said Em.

601
00:42:31.250 --> 00:42:37.090
You know. All right, guys. So I came here for the fight.

602
00:42:37.530 --> 00:42:42.090
Yeah, getting boyed. Yeah,
so do you. And you have

603
00:42:42.130 --> 00:42:47.360
shows coming up anything. So just
tuna to my instagram in tune into kicky

604
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can y'all speak Spanish really quick to
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wait, I'm from Sane Banish.
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boring to Huh. Did you say
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She said that you you have big
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have. You have a handsome face
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all my but yeah, I think
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I do my show opens next week. Okay, Oh, okay,

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what's the play about? Oh my
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actor in the s who decides not
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out of the studio. So it
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Hills. I'm going to have it
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don't worry. Don't forty. Don't
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having someone come and tell me if
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people. So I will invite the
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Okay, okay, and they'll all
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Going to find out what it is
and I'm going to post on my

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instagram. All right, guys,
once again, this has been my first

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time with Monique Jones and Niko balls. We'll see you. Thanks time by

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you shoot. have download new episodes
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every week on apple podcast or wherever
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you have an awkward, uncomfortable,
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call at eight three, three,
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seriously, please subscribe, rate,
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your family, all that good time. Your Stepchildren, okay, okay,

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maybe illegitimate children, okay. Need
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Thank you so much for listen.
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