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Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I'm your girl, Barbie. What it do, my babies? We back with another episode, and we about to have some fun today.
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Speaker 2: It's football season, and we got our brews.
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Speaker 1: Yay! To my left, I got Trop.
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Speaker 2: How you doing, mama? I am really good. Trop is our fitness baddie. How has it been? Oh, it's been good. It's been going good. Keeping my energy up, keeping moving, you know.
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Speaker 1: I seen a post and it was like, this dude was like, if you work too much, I cannot date you. What you mean you on your fifth 12 hour shift this week? And it just made me think of you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said what I said.
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Speaker 2: Because I actually am on my fifth 12 hour shift. That's crazy work.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tired.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's a new week now. But last week I did though. Have you dated since you've been a nurse doing, like, those kind of shifts? I've dated, but it, like, nothing ever comes to, like, fruition because it's just so hard to build bonds when you're, like, always at work, especially at night. And then you got trust issues that come along with that. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Then you have to just stretch yourself so thin between work, kids, your life, a man.
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Speaker 2: Social, yeah, relations. It's just too much. So I'm going to, when I do want to start something serious, I'm going to go to day shift because it's just impossible. That's what that nigga said. You're on your fifth, twelfth.
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Speaker 1: If you don't work from nine to seven at least, so if you do the day shift, you still got to work 12 hours?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But you still can come home or like even get a date in or go out for drinks with your man or go lay up at night. Y'all can sleep together. When you work at night, it's over with. Yeah, that's true. I need a PRN nurse.
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Speaker 3: Goddamn, Trav.
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Speaker 2: You just want to work all.
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Speaker 3: The fucking time?
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Speaker 2: Get that bag, though. Fuck these niggas. I am too, my right. What it do?
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Speaker 1: Kiki keeping up with Kiki. Hey, guys.
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Speaker 2: Kiki been outside, y'all. By herself. She said, you bitches don't want to go? See ya.
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Speaker 1: I was just, you know, when you don't go out, you're just looking at everybody's story. And I just see Kiki so cute in the background of everybody's story by herself.
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Speaker 2: I'm like.
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Speaker 1: I wish I could be there with my girls.
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Speaker 3: Y'all really have me outside, Dolo. It's okay.
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Speaker 2: It's so crazy. I know. I had to work. I was at work last night scrolling on your shit like, aw, look at my sister. She's so cute.
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Speaker 3: Dolo missions be fun, y'all. It do be fun. So you had a good time.
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Speaker 2: I did, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I ran into some girls again.
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Speaker 4: Always.
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Speaker 2: Talking about the podcast, so shout out to the girlies. Shout out to the girly, girly pops.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the spirit of.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to say Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1: In the spirit of football Sundays, the girls said that they drink beer, so I had to make us up a little cocktail because I don't know if I'm ready to just jump right into drinking a beer, and we had to go ultra today.
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Speaker 2: You got to get that shit wet first. We had to go ultra today, so.
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Speaker 1: I made us a strawberry kiwi margarita, and we're going to top it with the ultra. Now, this is a special, special strawberry kiwi because I made this cucumber syrup fresh. first cucumber syrup okay yeah get into it michael house made like i said i told the guys i've been making them house house made syrups and mike laughed real hard it's good the drink is good thank you thank you and y'all know trop loves her beer so she already done topped hers off oh yeah it's real good what's it hold on let me see what it's giving i'm gonna get my honest opinion y'all because i'm not a beer girly.
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Speaker 2: That's good it's really good it doesn't You got like the carbonation and just like... It doesn't taste.
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Speaker 3: Now I want to try the beer by itself. Try it. No, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: You kill that one or you want a whole one?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll drink a whole one.
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Speaker 2: Cheers. Thank you. Woo, fuck. Damn it.
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Speaker 1: God damn it. GD.
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Speaker 2: This isn't bad at all. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could drink a whole bottle, but you know, it's not bad.
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Speaker 2: Martha. It's like when you have a beer after a long day, a nice cold beer, it's just like.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand how people be drinking like 12 packs though.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sad. In a couple hours, like, all right, give me another one babe. Oh my God.
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Speaker 1: But this is really good because the Ultra is like real like light and crisp. So it just goes really good.
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Speaker 2: With that fresh cucumber syrup.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: See, you get it.
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Speaker 2: You get it now.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into it though, ladies. We got a lot to talk about today. Starting off, let's get the words from the block. Kiki, what the block saying?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so words from the block this week.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap. Have y'all seen that?
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap? Bust a lap.
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Speaker 1: That's my fat ass need to do bust a couple laps.
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Speaker 2: But what's that mean? So basically, the context I seen it in, it was like, I get niggas. I don't care about no niggas saying he done bust a lap, bitch. So basically, it's like. Another go play. Beat it, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Get the fuck on. Get the fuck out of here. Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. Get to stepping.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I fuck with it. Did y'all see the dude was on there? He was like, go cheat.
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Speaker 2: Go cheat. Yes, that shit was funny. Go cheat. The hell? No, bust a lap. Bust a lap or go play. Which one y'all feeling more?
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Speaker 3: I like them both.
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Speaker 2: They're both pretty cute.
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Speaker 1: Bust a lap before I bust your ass. I think I like bust a lap a little more.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap sounds more aggressive.
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Speaker 1: It's more aggressive.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Y'all know the Midwest baddies are hella aggressive.
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Speaker 2: Kind of. Yeah, we can get disrespectful at times. Oh, yay.
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Speaker 3: I can't wait to tell a nigga to bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. You tell me I'm the only girl you talk to.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap, hoe.
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Speaker 3: Let's take an hour to text back.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. You're on your... 5th, 12th hour shift this week.
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Speaker 1: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a nap. Matter of fact, bitch. Bust a nap. Go get you some motherfucking sleep.
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Speaker 1: And some electrolytes and holla at me in the morning.
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Speaker 2: This is really good.
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Speaker 1: I can't stop drinking it.
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Speaker 2: You can't never stop drinking that drink. Alright, bitch.
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Speaker 1: You're drinking beer. Go bust a lap. You already got hair on your chest.
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Speaker 2: Bust a fucking lap. You manly ass girl. The guys liked it, though. They did. They seemed to appreciate a girl who could enjoy a beer. To crack a beer with them. That's crazy. I don't know. It's different. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Y'all ain't going to see me out at a bar drinking a beer, but it was cool. All right.
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Speaker 2: Don't let me catch no Bud Lights Coronas in your refrigerator. No ultras, baby.
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Speaker 3: Make a lot of ultras.
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Speaker 1: Period.
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Speaker 2: It's a phone party in my mouth. What the fuck? I'm so sorry, guys. I'm sorry. What you thinking about?
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Speaker 3: I'm fucked up.
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Speaker 2: What you thinking about? Okay. Nick Ultra. Say Nick Ultra, y'all.
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Speaker 3: I will chop somebody's name up.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the top stories.
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Speaker 2: We always need to.
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Speaker 1: It's 520 Summer needs to bust a lap all the fucking time.
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Speaker 3: Every episode.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into our Top Shelf Talk Trap.
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Speaker 2: What is our Patreon? This ain't only our Patreon, guys. Actually, this is not from Patreon. I just was... This one... Instagram. Deshawn Kerwin say, y'all.
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Speaker 3: Editor is peak.
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Speaker 2: And then... LeVar Aiken said, need an award the way they snapped on this. Shout out to... Go ahead. Oh, excuse me.
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Speaker 1: Uh-uh. The beer got me burping. Shout out to Kali.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to Kali.
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Speaker 1: Shout out to D. They've been doing poppin' they big shit, like, for sure.
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Speaker 3: I'm so giggling.
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Speaker 1: They love the, I want the thick one. And I think it's so fire now, because, like, as soon as I hear it, I'll be like.
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Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do this. It's my first song. I had so many people tell us, like, y'all's intro is so hard. It's our intro? Yeah, basically it's that, you know, the little pink is 520 somewhere. Kind of transparent. And then we back there doing our thing. Kiki eating her chips.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's super cute. So y'all need to subscribe to Patreon, though. It's the guy's Patreon. Club 520. Because y'all get all the extras. Y'all get to see us up dancing, moving around. Y'all get it all uncut, unedited. So make sure y'all subscribe to Patreon. What we got next, Trav?
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Speaker 2: Um, this is Instagram as well. Where are y'all's comments at? Yeah, where they at? Marcus Coolass said, have a live show. Y'all think we ready for a live show?
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Speaker 1: The waiting after a few drinks?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: We get to go on, though.
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Speaker 2: It'd be entertaining, for sure. But... I mean, I just... I think we could go for, like, maybe, like, 15 minutes.
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Speaker 1: That's why we got to open up for the guys. We got to open up for the guys whenever... They drop their tour, you know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Whenever they drop their tour.
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Speaker 3: I heard it's really nerve-wracking up there.
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Speaker 2: I ain't shaking no ass in the live show, though. I'll do that shit on camera or whatever. But in a live show, you know? That's the time you're supposed to tap my hand. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I don't shake ass for free.
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Speaker 2: But we know where we're going to be. I couldn't even help it.
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Speaker 1: Like, when the guys had their tour last year, I just was like, the energy.
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Speaker 2: Everybody was so lit. It was so much fun. Pimp C... You know, Pimp C gonna make you dance, baby.
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Speaker 1: So I was just like, quick little intermission with Barbie.
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Speaker 2: I had a great ass time with it, actually. It was super fun.
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Speaker 1: And then my, I don't know where mine's went. It was somebody on there that was like, y'all drinking beers? Okay, Hank Hill.
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Speaker 2: And that was on Instagram. I thought that that was super funny for Top Shelf Talk.
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Speaker 3: Somebody said, I'm about to join the G League.
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Speaker 2: Did y'all?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: They're going to get their 10K. Because I said something on a guy's episode about a G leaguer.
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Speaker 1: You a data G leaguer? No.
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Speaker 2: No. i'm just playing that was in the context of the conversation so what did you say then tell us uh it was basically.
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Speaker 3: I do not want to repeat that embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: Shit come on we need to know or i'm gonna have to go find it.
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Speaker 2: So basically i was telling a story about how i was dating this this guy and he was broke and he like strung be him was like what was the biggest lie that somebody ever told you i'm like this wasn't the biggest lie but somebody definitely strung me along for years i love you that's exactly what i was thinking however no but this is this is the thing though i wasn't there because he was selling me a little baby ass dream that's just what he was saying to keep You know, to kind of keep me off his top.
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Speaker 3: You are cracking me up.
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Speaker 1: I don't need me a basketball player.
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Speaker 2: All I need is somebody that's down for me. And I'll sing that next part.
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Speaker 1: Cause he has to have money.
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Speaker 2: His love is just like honey. It's so sweet to me.
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Speaker 1: But boom, so you was dating a G leaguer and he.
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Speaker 2: Was drinking you along. I wasn't. He was lying. He was lying. He was lying about being a G leaguer. He was going to go to the G league. Oh, we know this story. Maybe he really thought he was.
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Speaker 4: He did.
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Speaker 2: I think he did.
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Speaker 3: I think he did.
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Speaker 1: But Kiki, I was about to say, how are you going to give Club 520 the full story but not us?
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Speaker 2: But you did tell us this story.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You did, okay.
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Speaker 1: I was about to say, don't do his 520. Don't do the 520s now.
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Speaker 2: No, but the comment was like, I'm about to join a G league. I'm really about to join a G league. Come on, Kiki. Come on. Come on through.
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Speaker 1: Well, let's get into the messy shit that has been happening all up and down my timeline. Because it's been too much.
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Speaker 3: It's been a lot going on.
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Speaker 2: I'm single again.
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Speaker 1: Baby, what's good? So when y'all get y'all heart broke, are y'all running straight to the internet? And what you gonna post, though?
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Speaker 2: I'm probably just gonna post a thirst trap. But it's like, I'm either on... Two ends of the spectrum. I'm either internetting it up or I'm somewhere quiet, not.
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Speaker 3: Posting for like a month. It could go either way.
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Speaker 1: When it's me, I'm trying to act like my life is so fucking lit. When I'm hurt and I'm trying to overly post and baby.
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Speaker 2: Cause I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to put it like, I'm gonna throw shots more than like a sad post because, but yeah, but flat out coming to the internet and saying I'm single.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I ain't doing that.
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Speaker 1: I'm single again, baby. Men, here we go with these double standards. Men can get on, they can do the same thing that women do, right? No? No.
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Speaker 2: So men can't come to the internet and say I'm single? No, they shouldn't. No cap. Now, that was different because it was just so funny. Yeah, he was definitely trolling. Like, it just felt like more of a troll. Although, he's probably, you know, getting two birds with one stone or whatever. But it was just like the funny outweighed what he did.
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Speaker 1: Then it started getting messy because it's always the bitch like, and it got.
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Speaker 2: A chime in. And I don't know.
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Speaker 1: And that's why I don't go to the internet when something happens because then here come everybody else. Adding in they two cents and making shit worse than what it really is. Because how the fuck you going to tell on me?
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Speaker 2: Well, he definitely went viral. Yeah. So he's probably.
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Speaker 1: Dropping something soon. But that be the thing, like, when other people try.
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Speaker 2: To come in.
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Speaker 1: I think that snitching on somebody is the worst shit ever.
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Speaker 2: I think you are a loser ass. Like, bust a lat, bitch. What are we doing?
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Speaker 1: You are a loser ass bitch. Have you ever been told on?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I done been fake told on.
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about making shit up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's even worse. That happens to me all the time.
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Speaker 1: They was lying on your cooter cat.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Damn. That's crazy work. Maybe like that, man. Yeah, no. Telling is crazy. Or any type of exposing a motherfucker, period. I think that weaponizing proximity to somebody, knowing something that you would only know because you're close with them, it's like some of the most evil shit you could do. And that's why I don't like making.
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Speaker 1: female friends because they instantly be on that and just be like damn B you could have just kept it P like we don't got to be friends no more but why you got to do all this don't speak on me because I can talk about you too crunchy.
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Speaker 2: Draws but that ain't what I want to do literally like quit talking about me I make it a point like not to talk about people from my past like because what are we doing that for especially to like randoms you know what I mean it's just so not P oh fuck with it you don't exist anymore And I just feel like less of a person if I'm sitting over here talking about this person who's not even, I don't even got no energy. If you're not around anymore, I don't got no energy for you to even be talking about you. Yeah. Let alone something that's embarrassing or I know you wouldn't like want other people to know.
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Speaker 1: Y'all ever had some crunchy draw friends?
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Speaker 3: I don't even.
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Speaker 2: Be close to girls like that to know that their draws is crunchy. I never understood when people.
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Speaker 1: Would come into the internet and be like, my friend's draws was crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy. Like, how?
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Speaker 2: How did we get to this point? I don't spend the night over at a girl's house. I go home. So... Like, how the hell am I going to know if your drawers is crunchy?
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Speaker 1: And you was still her friend with her crunchy, crunchy drawers.
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Speaker 3: So, like, why now?
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Speaker 2: That's like when you go leave a dude and be like, his dick was little. But, girl, you was with him for six years. You was putting your mouth on it. Yeah, you was fake moaning. Like, what? And I'm the type of person, like, if you got some crunchy drawers, bro, I'm going to say something.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to help you out. Like, I'm going to tell my homegirl, like, you need to get that together.
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Speaker 1: That's how you're going to look at her? i'm gonna be like what is this it's got a little green in.
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Speaker 2: It oh bitch why don't you use my name i have enough allegations on the internet don't do me don't fucking do me just for example you could have said your sister bitch that's a lot kiyona this is no no.
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Speaker 1: Ugh, try.
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Speaker 2: Wait, what did she say? She said, she's melted. Bitch.
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Speaker 1: Y'all ever see that post where that man was like, he was at Walmart. He was like, I like when the girls wear these things. You'll get ate up. It was a thong and he put the whole pack of thongs in his mouth and sucked it.
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Speaker 2: And that's why you have to wash your underwear. Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 1: It was so cringy. But that's why you have to wash your underwear before you get them.
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Speaker 2: Before you just slap them on your coochie.
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Speaker 1: Because it is a man in the store putting them in his mouth, y'all. He needs to go to jail.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. That was so fucking nasty. That's some nasty shit. Men be doing some nasty shit. I remember when I used to dance, there used to be this man who would come in and pay. Sorry, this is off topic. He would pay dancers to go to the private room and suck their toes. What? I would have been right in here. Come on, dude. Hell no. You don't let some random man put his saliva on your toes? It's my toes. I'm going to wash the shit out of them. It ain't my coochie, my ass, my titties, my neck, nothing. It's all the way down here. Bro, 30 a toe? 30 30 or something 30 he's sucking on my toes yes that's the dance him sucking on the toes.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that is kind of cringe i probably wouldn't want to bro you can get affections through your toes oh fuck i'm just cool yeah it probably is shit in people's toes if that's his mouth if a.
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Speaker 2: Man is that nasty to come in a club and suck a stripper's toes Your mouth is nasty as hell. I don't want your saliva on my big toe. No.
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Speaker 1: Hand for the mouth.
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Speaker 2: No, but I wanted to know too.
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Speaker 1: Because I don't think if I put my feet in Dennis' mouth for a whole song, that's the good thing. Now music ain't that long. Songs is how long now? Probably about two minutes, 13 seconds. They used to be seven.
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Speaker 2: They used to be seven minutes fucking long. Part one and two, yes.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: No. I don't know. I don't know, Dennis. What you doing, Kiki? No. I still might.
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Speaker 3: I ain't going to say.
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Speaker 2: Look, never say never.
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Speaker 1: If it's a slow night, I need that $ 30, Dennis.
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Speaker 3: Come on.
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Speaker 2: I'll work with you, baby.
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Speaker 3: Good.
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Speaker 2: That's the gross. I'm going to start hitting his ass 30 a toe. Come on.
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Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 2: 30 a freaking toe. I was talking to some dudes this weekend. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I talked to some dudes this weekend and y'all know how they say women say that everything men do are gay men are the same way so this guy told me that if a man works from home that's gay.
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Speaker 2: He said you.
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Speaker 1: Waking up in the morning grabbing that throw putting it over your shoulder He said get your ass up put on.
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Speaker 2: Some steel toe boots and go to work I like that.
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Speaker 1: But if a man is an IT engineer, he's able to work from home.
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Speaker 2: How's that gay? That is not gay.
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Speaker 1: That is not a pause moment, bro. He's still working and providing for his family.
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's not gay, but it's like girly. That's some shit that mainly girls do. Because working from home? I'm not saying it's gay. It's feminine to work from home. No, it's not feminine. It's just like you're just used to seeing just girls do it. So what's more? Okay, so we're saying it's not feminine. You got men on your team who work from home? hello man i feel like but what about male nurses do we feel do people generally feel i.
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Speaker 3: Don't feel no way about that have you but.
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Speaker 2: I'm in the field though have you worked.
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Speaker 3: With many straight male nurses many very many.
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Speaker 2: Oh other ones i know will be like when i when i first when i first like became a nurse though i ain't gonna lie it was like so weird to see like a man like Cleaning up another man. The way I view it, you actually in the field, but the way I view it has kind of shifted as time has gone on.
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Speaker 3: Now it's like, oh, okay, a male nurse.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's a regular, degular job.
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen many male nurses. And then the ones that I do like on social media, they scrubs be tighter than yours. So I always just figured.
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Speaker 2: No, I mean, it's a lot of them.
00:20:32
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your scrubs is tighter. I'm just saying, for instance, their scrubs are pretty tight.
00:20:37
Speaker 2: Mine aren't tight, too. Oh, okay.
00:20:39
Speaker 1: Then they said that using a throw is a pause moment.
00:20:44
Speaker 2: Using a throw? Like, bro, I can't call up on my couch. Dang. I can't decorate her.
00:20:50
Speaker 3: Is that feminine?
00:20:52
Speaker 2: It's straight though. They said men that own robes are freaky as hell. Oh, that's some old man shit. That's different. Are you waving to your neighbors yet or y'all still ain't got there yet?
00:21:06
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, good. But, yeah, they said men in their own roles are freaky as hell. So I heard that. They said throws. And then he said that, you know how, like, if we were to go out, we get drunk, we go into your house afterwards, you might fry us up some chicken, make us something to eat. They said it is a pause moment if a man makes food for his friends.
00:21:27
Speaker 2: No.
00:21:27
Speaker 1: No.
00:21:28
Speaker 2: That's what I said. Everybody eats B. How's that? You making food for your friends?
00:21:31
Speaker 3: Was this a post?
00:21:32
Speaker 2: No, this is a real conversation. Okay, so what he said.
00:21:39
Speaker 1: Is not gay because there's no penetration of two people, of two men, two same sex.
00:21:43
Speaker 2: But he said that they was there. They was bored.
00:21:47
Speaker 1: He got up and was like, all right, bro, I'm about to go make something. He made everybody play it.
00:21:51
Speaker 2: Maybe cooking is one thing but making your plate like get up and make it.
00:21:55
Speaker 1: Because even if my friends cook they still make me make my own plate pretty much so i think that was a little i don't think it was gay but it's a little like all right now.
00:22:04
Speaker 2: You're doing too much. Like, what you making this man play for? So that is the pause of the week. Don't use a throw.
00:22:10
Speaker 1: Don't have a work from home job. And everybody don't eat, bro. Don't cook for your men and make them plates.
00:22:16
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy.
00:22:18
Speaker 3: But, man, barbecue and stuff.
00:22:20
Speaker 2: It's just the making the plate. Okay, just making the plate. That's the only one that I feel like was valid on that list. Barbecue is different, though.
00:22:27
Speaker 1: But if we in the house and it's like, all right, I'm about to whip up some pasta for y'all.
00:22:30
Speaker 2: Y'all niggas hungry? Yeah. Hey, bro. You want some? I'm going to fry some catfish and chicken. That's cool.
00:22:36
Speaker 1: What if he made some Rotel? As long as he don't make that plate, he cool.
00:22:40
Speaker 2: I don't know. Rotel is a girly dish.
00:22:43
Speaker 3: I agree.
00:22:44
Speaker 1: And I think that's probably cool because my friends, when it's girls, they be like, all right, now what you going to make? Bitch, you said you was cooking. Why I got to make a side or something? Damn, I thought you was about to get in the kitchen and You want me to chop onions and shit? Like, are you cooking or are you not?
00:22:55
Speaker 2: See, no, that ain't, no. When I go to this bitch shit, she does it all.
00:23:00
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. Bitch, I'm feet up.
00:23:02
Speaker 1: Can't wait. Trap needs a Sunday off so we can come over to her house and have Sunday dinner.
00:23:07
Speaker 2: Thank you. Big mama. Please. Big mama, your arm. Because, no, but I don't know. I think that that is pretty crazy.
00:23:17
Speaker 1: And I was just like, the pause moments are getting out of control.
00:23:21
Speaker 2: Literally. Men can't do shit. That was a little bit of strength over here.
00:23:24
Speaker 1: It's very strict over here.
00:23:26
Speaker 2: Like, I guess. Damn. You know, it's hard out here for a pimp.
00:23:33
Speaker 1: So this is DoorDash.
00:23:34
Speaker 2: Don't, don't. DoorDash is gay too. You delivering.
00:23:39
Speaker 3: No, I'm just playing.
00:23:40
Speaker 2: Go get your own shit like a real bitch. Just go home to your bitch.
00:23:45
Speaker 1: Basically, call her some type of hoe.
00:23:46
Speaker 2: Working for tips and shit. Oh, you said DoorDash? being a door dasher i'm just kidding y'all.
00:23:56
Speaker 1: What you know working for tips so they so me and i supposed to be servers bartenders are you a waitress or something waitress that is fucking hilarious.
00:24:08
Speaker 2: I like meal plan. Shut up. I have an ex who's a waiter and he's the door dash. But you said he was a little eh. He a little you know.
00:24:21
Speaker 1: He got a little too much sugar to take.
00:24:25
Speaker 2: Sweetness.
00:24:29
Speaker 3: Y'all please just ADHD and Sean I don't.
00:24:31
Speaker 2: Need y'all okay okay reel it in reel.
00:24:35
Speaker 1: It in okay no something else I wanted to talk to that was trending um Duke Dennis in this massage parlor situation where y'all tapped in with that can you can you drop that video for us it's the third video please I asked you to have it prepared so.
00:24:50
Speaker 2: My DMs got flooded with people saying come get your nails done by me I promise you What's a lap?
00:25:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:10
Speaker 2: No. These people don't got no sense. Yeah.
00:25:20
Speaker 1: So what happened was he, I don't know.
00:25:23
Speaker 2: He was somewhere.
00:25:24
Speaker 1: I don't have my freaking phone to tell you all the details. He was somewhere and he tried to book a lady for a massage.
00:25:30
Speaker 2: She went crazy. Look at the flyer. Scroll down, Mike, so we can see the flyer. Reserve for VVIP. Very, very important person. Duke Dennis.
00:25:39
Speaker 1: And she did a whole little reel of her, like, you know, preparing the studio. And her thing is that she set up and she spent her time prepping for it.
00:25:48
Speaker 2: What demographic is she? I think it does. I don't know. I don't know.
00:25:57
Speaker 3: I feel like a black girl wouldn't do that.
00:26:00
Speaker 1: Hmm.
00:26:00
Speaker 2: I think that's valid.
00:26:01
Speaker 3: I think that's a valid point.
00:26:02
Speaker 2: That's the only reason.
00:26:04
Speaker 1: So in that, I think that is a valid point because with demographics, they don't understand the different, they don't understand the safety. Like, you know, some people be like, when you be like, all right, be careful.
00:26:13
Speaker 2: They look at you.
00:26:13
Speaker 1: Like when you leave, I'm fine. It's something about to happen. Tell me now, drop. What do you know?
00:26:19
Speaker 2: You know?
00:26:20
Speaker 1: But I think that, yeah, she doesn't understand the safety of black men. Um, And so now she was upset and basically like she wasted her time.
00:26:28
Speaker 2: She wasted her AI flyer that she made.
00:26:32
Speaker 1: So is that out of pocket or pee?
00:26:34
Speaker 3: She's out of pocket.
00:26:35
Speaker 2: She overdid it.
00:26:37
Speaker 1: And I think that you could have.
00:26:38
Speaker 2: Go ahead. Why do we need a flyer for you doing a service?
00:26:43
Speaker 1: You could have had the flyer set up in your thing and dropped it after he left.
00:26:47
Speaker 2: Literally, you could have did all this after the fact. A lot of servicers say that's what they do when they get a celebrity is like they just, you know, stay patient and post it afterwards if they clear it.
00:26:57
Speaker 3: Like, bro, what you doing?
00:27:00
Speaker 1: And again, I think that he was... I don't know if he was paying for this service or this was she was just trying to do it for like for the promo.
00:27:07
Speaker 2: But yeah, she's not black. Sorry. Foreign thing. You goofy Cooper. But yeah, I don't. Oh, she do nails. Why did they have massage? Is it nails? He said nails.
00:27:23
Speaker 1: Oh, OK.
00:27:24
Speaker 2: Maybe it.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: Getting to me, but I thought it was a massage. But, yeah, I think that that was out of pocket, and I think that for.
00:27:31
Speaker 2: Clout, we're just... It's getting insane. And it's even.
00:27:36
Speaker 1: It's always something with service providers and celebrities, thinking that they can, like, overly charge them or that they're supposed to post their work and shout them out. If I pay you for a service, I don't have to share your shit. I don't have to shout you out. I don't have to do none of that. Now, if you do it for a promo, okay, but if I'm paying you for your service... I don't got to do that.
00:27:55
Speaker 2: Literally. And also, I don't have to subject myself to being. Pictures taken of me. All of that. Or put on your story or none of that, yeah.
00:28:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that that was very crazy.
00:28:06
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought it was a massage. It was nails.
00:28:11
Speaker 1: But I guess he could have had her come to him as.
00:28:13
Speaker 2: Well, though, versus him going to a. the spot well maybe he didn't know she probably would have posted well i'm going to duke dennis house and put the mom i think i thought he was out of town.
00:28:23
Speaker 1: So it would have been like pulling up to a telly but i guess that would have been worse huh yeah well so she tweets if you're in the service industry just just just relax so you don't so you don't miss your blessing rule.
00:28:34
Speaker 2: Number one.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: Get the money first.
00:28:39
Speaker 1: Rule number two, don't forget to get the money. Because that's the most important thing. I think that people think that if a celebrity is a part of something, that's just going to make.
00:28:47
Speaker 2: Them blow up afterwards. Yeah.
00:28:49
Speaker 1: They're going to like it and keep moving. Just because you did Duke Nittus nails don't mean I want you to do my nails.
00:28:55
Speaker 3: Amen, sister.
00:28:57
Speaker 2: Get well soon to that lady.
00:28:58
Speaker 1: I hope she does get a lot of business and exposure from this, but that was just not. The way to go my baby girl.
00:29:08
Speaker 2: This earring will not fucking stay on.
00:29:11
Speaker 3: But what's been going on with y'all?
00:29:12
Speaker 2: Mary J. Blige earrings. She always had like big ass earrings. Mary J.
00:29:16
Speaker 1: Blige? Why would you think of her of all fucking people?
00:29:18
Speaker 3: Because don't she be having big ass earrings?
00:29:21
Speaker 2: And her earlobes be hanging. Her earlobes be hanging? That don't hurt your ears?
00:29:26
Speaker 1: These are really, they're lightweight.
00:29:27
Speaker 2: I feel like they pull my ear. They're hollow. Yeah, they're pretty. They're pretty lightweight. They're cute.
00:29:33
Speaker 1: I be super excited because I have, I don't watch TV.
00:29:36
Speaker 2: I really like.
00:29:37
Speaker 1: Doom scroll more than anything and be watching shit that my son wants to watch so i tapped into a series and i was so mad that was only one episode i binge watch it was.
00:29:47
Speaker 2: Called furious on hulu so good.
00:29:51
Speaker 3: Y'all What's the genre? Like, what is it?
00:29:54
Speaker 1: It's like... Yeah, it's like suspense.
00:29:56
Speaker 2: It's kind of like criminal.
00:29:58
Speaker 1: Like.
00:29:58
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:29:59
Speaker 2: I don't know the genres of shows. What is it? What's the genre that says?
00:30:03
Speaker 1: American Psychological Crime Filler. Television season.
00:30:07
Speaker 2: But it was only one series.
00:30:08
Speaker 1: It was like 10 episodes and I finished it. But it was a female serial killer. Okay.
00:30:14
Speaker 2: And I just love it. When is the next one coming out? It just renewed. One season? The next season? Yes. It was literally....
00:30:22
Speaker 1: It was literally only 10 episodes, but it was so good.
00:30:24
Speaker 2: I watched it within like two days. Yeah. Absolutely love it. I really like that.
00:30:28
Speaker 1: What are y'all watching right now that y'all trying to get everybody on?
00:30:32
Speaker 2: So, The Penguin on HBO Max. That got to do with Batman? Yes. Oh, you know your shit.
00:30:39
Speaker 3: Oh, you're a boy, mom.
00:30:40
Speaker 2: Love it.
00:30:41
Speaker 3: So, The Penguin is on HBO Max.
00:30:44
Speaker 2: By the way, I need you to log me back into your HBO Max. They kicked me off. Oh, they did?
00:30:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: Because they're doing it. they did or you.
00:30:51
Speaker 4: Did the way that these um these streaming services have been raising their prices and kicking people out it.
00:31:07
Speaker 2: Went up i don't i don't pay for disney plus so i don't know Who's Disney Plus are you on? My baby daddy. It's for the kids. It's for the kids.
00:31:16
Speaker 1: But I told y'all, while on the guy show, I haven't been logged into this Hispanic families.
00:31:21
Speaker 2: They're Disney, they're HBO, they're Hulu, all of that.
00:31:25
Speaker 1: But I have Hulu said they're going up now, too.
00:31:29
Speaker 2: I need to bust a lap.
00:31:31
Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck?
00:31:32
Speaker 1: Shit's already expensive as shit. And then y'all want to go to, oh, you can only watch it on two TVs or one TV. Why?
00:31:37
Speaker 2: What the?
00:31:37
Speaker 3: We in the same house.
00:31:39
Speaker 2: It's crazy work. But I never knew how expensive the sports stuff is. Oh, yeah.
00:31:45
Speaker 1: My boyfriend was trying to watch it at my house, and he couldn't watch the team that he wanted to watch because he only paid for, like, local teams. So he had to pay an additional $ 100 and something dollars to be able to watch his team while he was down here.
00:31:59
Speaker 2: Can't you watch everything on YouTube TV, though? I don't know.
00:32:03
Speaker 1: No?
00:32:03
Speaker 2: You used to be, right? That's crazy. They turning everything into a subscription, y'all.
00:32:09
Speaker 3: I hate it here.
00:32:11
Speaker 1: It's crazy work. But to pay $ 140 and only be able to watch one team play makes no sense.
00:32:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane.
00:32:16
Speaker 2: Local teams.
00:32:18
Speaker 1: It's crazy. What you been watching, Trav?
00:32:19
Speaker 2: Did you get to watch TV? I have not been watching TV here recently. The last show I did watch was the last season of Outer Banks.
00:32:29
Speaker 3: What is that?
00:32:29
Speaker 2: Sci-fi? No, it's like a group of kids and they go on treasure hunts and stuff and people be trying to kill them. It seems like something you would watch. Right, it looks like it's something you would watch probably, Mike. Was it terrible? Was it not accurate?
00:32:49
Speaker 1: Oh.
00:32:50
Speaker 2: How would you describe it? Yeah, how would you describe it then? More than treasure hunts.
00:32:59
Speaker 1: I really like it.
00:33:00
Speaker 2: I mean, like, that's the way. No, it really is. Everything revolves around them searching for this treasure, but it's like it's a whole bunch of other events going on as well. Like, but the gist of it is a group of friends looking for treasure. Like the Goonies? No. Okay. You just got to tap in. It's good. Okay, what did come on Netflix? Okay.
00:33:23
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Netflix, they not too bad on the price now. They go up all the time, too. Also, another show that I had watched with my son, because I told you I don't watch nothing with him, it's Jurassic Park, but it's a cartoon. And it's like a series.
00:33:37
Speaker 2: It's so good.
00:33:38
Speaker 3: I think I've seen that with my son.
00:33:41
Speaker 2: I like that one.
00:33:41
Speaker 3: He's definitely seen it.
00:33:42
Speaker 2: Stranger Things just came out with a cartoon series I needed to have. You ain't watched it?
00:33:46
Speaker 1: No.
00:33:46
Speaker 2: Do you like it? Girl, I have not been able to watch stuff recently.
00:33:50
Speaker 3: You know I got to have one.
00:33:51
Speaker 2: No, no, I watch. I be needing stuff to watch because I literally be needing background, stuff playing in the background when I work.
00:33:59
Speaker 1: Okay, so the most trending shows right now is Lanterns, The Gentleman, Monster.
00:34:06
Speaker 3: Did I say it wrong?
00:34:07
Speaker 2: Why are you looking like that? The Lizzie Borden story. I'm not even going to say that. Neagle. Neagle? Nogley? I can't even see. Neagle.
00:34:15
Speaker 4: Neagle.
00:34:16
Speaker 2: Okay. And Moblin.
00:34:17
Speaker 1: So Paramount, Prime Video, Netflix, Netflix, and Max.
00:34:22
Speaker 2: I just realized I'm paying for Paramount and I never knew. I've been paying for that shit for years. I don't even have an account. What do you mean? I was looking at an account and it was telling me what it's taking money out for. And I've been paying for a fair amount. Wait, did you use that app?
00:34:42
Speaker 1: That shows you when you're paying for all these different accounts.
00:34:44
Speaker 2: Nah, I was looking at something else. I'm going to say, type in Mike Dillon.
00:34:48
Speaker 1: We need that. I see so many commercials of that.
00:34:50
Speaker 2: It'd be like, hey, I'll give you $ 100 right now if you tell.
00:34:53
Speaker 1: Me all the subscriptions that you have. And they'd be like, I only have two subscriptions.
00:34:55
Speaker 2: And it'd be like 10 subscriptions. Yeah, I know.
00:34:57
Speaker 3: I got a lot.
00:34:59
Speaker 2: I'm still subscribed to Ring, and I ain't had a Ring camera in like two years.
00:35:03
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What did you say you was paying? I didn't even know you was paying off your credit card.
00:35:06
Speaker 2: A cable bill? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got too much money.
00:35:08
Speaker 1: That's the issue.
00:35:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, cable bills. Let me borrow some.
00:35:11
Speaker 1: But it's this app, like the commercials be on all the time, but I don't know which one it is, but basically they'll like, they'll show you all of your subscriptions and then like you can cancel them all.
00:35:23
Speaker 2: From the app. And I'm like, that is perfect.
00:35:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to look into that.
00:35:28
Speaker 2: I need to clean some shit out.
00:35:31
Speaker 1: Even going to your subscriptions on your Apple phone, I'd be like, okay, I canceled everything. It'd still be a reoccurring charge on my card. So what the fuck did I just cancel?
00:35:40
Speaker 2: That kind of shit irritates the hell out of me. I don't got money for that shit. If I'm not watching it, please.
00:35:44
Speaker 3: The Shire too. Did y'all finish The Shire?
00:35:46
Speaker 2: I have only.
00:35:47
Speaker 1: Watched like five episodes of The Shire.
00:35:50
Speaker 2: So good.
00:35:52
Speaker 1: How many seasons is it?
00:35:55
Speaker 2: Oh, seven, eight.
00:35:57
Speaker 1: They got behind watching Beauty is Black.
00:35:59
Speaker 2: Y'all watch that kind of stuff? No. Did y'all watch the new Why Did I Get Married? It was cute. It was cool.
00:36:06
Speaker 3: Did Tarani do something to her nose?
00:36:09
Speaker 2: Her nose looks different. I'm sure she did. Absolutely sure she did. Or maybe it was just the makeup different.
00:36:17
Speaker 1: I just realized all the way through the episode, y'all didn't ask me what I've been doing.
00:36:21
Speaker 2: What you been doing? Shit.
00:36:24
Speaker 1: But no I went to the soul circus with my son and it was so much fun did y'all used to go when y'all was young the soul circus was so lit.
00:36:32
Speaker 2: That's the first place I ever got a nigga number at what yep do you remember that vaguely we went with our day camp bro sorry go ahead no no I want to hear about this how Trump got her first name he lived in like South Bend and I was like 11 South Bend.
00:36:48
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that when you and he.
00:36:50
Speaker 2: Gave me he gave me his number and I'm like I didn't know shit about boys at the time, but I'm like, what?
00:36:55
Speaker 3: I don't pull the number. It was cute.
00:36:58
Speaker 2: You probably had a big ass. His name was Greg.
00:37:00
Speaker 3: I still remember his name.
00:37:01
Speaker 2: Shout out to Greg. Did you ever call him? He was chocolate. Oh, chocolate. Did you call him? Beautiful chocolate boy.
00:37:07
Speaker 3: No, I didn't ever call him.
00:37:08
Speaker 2: No. Damn, Greg.
00:37:10
Speaker 1: If you see this, Greg, or if your girlfriend is watching this, Greg, from South Bend and Metrop back in circa....
00:37:17
Speaker 2: I didn't have a cell phone we just had the house phone and we lived with our granny at this time i'm like i'm not calling him for my granny phone what she was so straight you said you.
00:37:27
Speaker 1: Want your day camp did you have on a big ass day camp t-shirt yeah busted why the hell did he want your number still pulling me okay i know that's right but i just randomly thought and this is just barbie logic Everybody I know from South Bend is out of their fucking mind.
00:37:43
Speaker 2: They be crazy. And most of the times, they be mixed. I'm not familiar with their game.
00:37:46
Speaker 4: Are they?
00:37:47
Speaker 2: I thought you was going to say that. Have money. Do they? Do them in Fort Wayne.
00:37:51
Speaker 1: I done bust a few buddies from South Bend, so they got a lot of money.
00:37:54
Speaker 2: You got to love them.
00:37:55
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm junkies out there.
00:37:57
Speaker 1: Driving back from South Bend, nervous as hell.
00:37:59
Speaker 2: Like, just get back to Indy.
00:38:00
Speaker 3: Just get back to Indy.
00:38:02
Speaker 1: What is she on?
00:38:03
Speaker 2: I'm a changed woman now.
00:38:05
Speaker 3: I am a changed woman.
00:38:07
Speaker 1: But, boom, we went to the Soul Circus. It was so much fun.
00:38:10
Speaker 2: My son had the time of his life. It was hot as hell in there. I don't remember it ever being hot. But when you're a kid, you don't give a fuck about shit.
00:38:16
Speaker 3: But it was super fun.
00:38:17
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they brought it back. And then after that, I was lit. I snuck in some liquor. It was me, my friend, and her, my best friend and her boyfriend. I snuck us in some little Barbie pouches. And then I was like, okay, it's Saturday.
00:38:31
Speaker 2: It's lit.
00:38:32
Speaker 1: Let's keep the party going. So we went and we barbecued.
00:38:36
Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds like a cute little day.
00:38:37
Speaker 1: It was fun. So she's like, you going to make the macaroni?
00:38:39
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, bitch.
00:38:40
Speaker 1: Why y'all just, he going to get on the grill, you make the sides.
00:38:43
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to sit here. I make the drinks. I'm trying to be lazy. But I made the macaroni.
00:38:46
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to chill, bro.
00:38:47
Speaker 2: She made the baked beans.
00:38:49
Speaker 1: She made the double eggs and seasoned up all the meat. What is y'all two go-to sides for barbecue? Or y'all got four sides?
00:38:58
Speaker 2: Shit, well, when we are barbecuing, we got a platter, a whole fucking platter. There is a ghost in the studio. When I order barbecue, though, I want mac and greens. Greens with barbecue? Mm-hmm. Like, when I order, like, you know, like, you go to barbecue heaven or something.
00:39:19
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
00:39:20
Speaker 3: Mac and greens. What about you, Drop?
00:39:23
Speaker 2: Definitely mac, probably some potato salad or deviled eggs. I just started pasta salad I love me some pasta I just started.
00:39:32
Speaker 1: Pasta salad and deviled eggs like literally like a year or two ago.
00:39:35
Speaker 2: Really what was your beef with them before.
00:39:37
Speaker 1: Now I just didn't like nothing that was like and mayo-y.
00:39:41
Speaker 2: You like it?
00:39:42
Speaker 3: You one of them, Barbie.
00:39:43
Speaker 1: I like mayo, though, but I just think it's stuff like that, like potato salad and all that. I don't really fuck with, I don't fuck with coleslaw.
00:39:49
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with coleslaw. Y'all are really making up some potato salad or deviled eggs hot sauce.
00:39:57
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And since y'all got me on the little hot sauce thing, I've been, like, eating hot sauce now. I've been adding it to my eggs and everything.
00:40:03
Speaker 2: My girl. I be like, yeah, shout out to her, too. Hey, why would you bust that beer in that drink? Because it was so good. Nothing, y'all. Shout out to Ultra. This is... I like it. I like it. My nigga gonna be like, you are disgusting.
00:40:15
Speaker 3: Why are you drinking?
00:40:16
Speaker 2: What's a lot? He gonna tell me what's a lot. What's a lot, man? Because he only likes, like, ultra soft... Ultra.
00:40:24
Speaker 1: Ultra soft, feminine-ass girls.
00:40:27
Speaker 2: And it's just like, baby... I was surprised when they were impressed by the fact that we drink beer because niggas do be talking shit when you drink beer. They was feeling it. I don't know, but pasta salad too.
00:40:41
Speaker 1: I like pasta salad now, but it's just, I don't know, something as an adult.
00:40:44
Speaker 2: I didn't mess with it when I was a kid.
00:40:45
Speaker 1: Probably because my mom didn't like it. I'm scared of cats because my mom is.
00:40:48
Speaker 2: Scared of cats. I'm scared of cats. Terrified of cats.
00:40:53
Speaker 3: I'll bang some pasta salad though.
00:40:55
Speaker 2: Cats is just.
00:40:58
Speaker 2: She was running from chase i'm like.
00:41:01
Speaker 1: Eyes closed like kiki please kiki where your daughter please i'm so scared of cats and everybody's like why though because they are disgusting they're sneaky and they will attack you.
00:41:13
Speaker 2: No if like they say if cats like you i don't want you to like me you have a good way like you have a good energy.
00:41:19
Speaker 1: Fuck my energy don't come i was in puerto rico i wanted to stop talking to this dude because it is we.
00:41:24
Speaker 2: Were in puerto rico and it we were just.
00:41:26
Speaker 1: Like Looking at each other's eyes and talking and having a good old time.
00:41:30
Speaker 2: And a straight cat came.
00:41:31
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, no.
00:41:32
Speaker 2: I usually do this. Every time I freeze up, I close my eyes. I'm like, it's a cat. It's a cat.
00:41:35
Speaker 1: He's just laughing. I'm like, make it go away.
00:41:36
Speaker 2: Make it go away. He was laughing and didn't do anything. I was like, you cannot protect me. I'm done with you. Like, you see how fucking scared I am? Yeah. Why you act like with cats how you act with bees? And it's just like, I don't understand you bitches. It's not that fucking serious. them stray cats do be out the country though they just be.
00:41:54
Speaker 1: And I wanted to go to Santorini Greece I wanted to go there for my 30th birthday after I seen all of those they got a bunch of stray cats yeah I was like I'm cool I'm sorry I won't do it but would y'all ever date a guy that has like a extremely non-traditional pet like I was watching this thing I told y'all doom.
00:42:11
Speaker 2: Scroll it was a man he has a pet squirrel It doesn't live in his house. Okay. It don't live in his house? No, but he overly takes care of it. He had it in his house before. It don't really count as a pet if it don't live with him.
00:42:24
Speaker 1: He feeds it every day. If that squirrel want to come in his house, he can come in his house.
00:42:27
Speaker 2: A pet squirrel is cool.
00:42:29
Speaker 4: What?
00:42:29
Speaker 2: That be biting you. It was biting him. You should be more scared of a squirrel than a cat. I am scared of squirrels. I'm scared of almost everything. Oh, raccoons? Raccoons are scary. People have pet raccoons. They need to cut them nails. If you met this guy, he's absolutely perfect.
00:42:45
Speaker 1: And then you go get in his bed, you peel the covers back, and it's a raccoon up under the covers.
00:42:49
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't give a fuck if you got a puppy in your bed, a kitten. Don't put no motherfucking animal in a bed. Yeah, I don't like that. People don't play that shit. They be like, well, you can go. This is his bed. And I will.
00:42:59
Speaker 3: Peace.
00:43:00
Speaker 1: Like, non-traditional ass pets.
00:43:01
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not. I'm not doing no raccoon. No squirrel. I'd do a turtle. Turtles, yes, yes, yes. Snakes. What about an alligator?
00:43:10
Speaker 1: I've been with a man that had an alligator before.
00:43:13
Speaker 2: What's his name? No, I'm just kidding. She's stupid. Y'all know who it is. Oh, shit.
00:43:21
Speaker 1: And he ended up giving it away and he gave it to this white man and he kept it in his, because it was a baby when he had it. He gave it to this white man and it was in his basement and it grew. So I guess, I don't know, the white man got locked up and when they went to raid his house, he had a large.
00:43:36
Speaker 2: Alligator living in his basement. He turned the basement into like a swamp. Oh, I love that. That's so sweet. I love that.
00:43:42
Speaker 1: Y'all are fucking weird.
00:43:43
Speaker 3: I didn't say I love that.
00:43:44
Speaker 2: Don't turn my motherfucking basement into no motherfucking pond. What are some other non-traditionals? A chicken?
00:43:48
Speaker 1: People be having goats, pigs.
00:43:49
Speaker 2: Monkeys. I would love to have some chickens. I want a farm. As a pet? Yes. I mean, they actually serve their purpose. Like, other pets are meaningless. Yeah. Tarantula.
00:44:01
Speaker 4: Tarantula.
00:44:02
Speaker 2: As long as it's in the cake.
00:44:03
Speaker 3: I mean, the thing.
00:44:04
Speaker 2: I don't know what I call this. Your cat is fucking meaningless.
00:44:09
Speaker 3: No, her cat is a bitch.
00:44:11
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
00:44:11
Speaker 3: No, she's not.
00:44:13
Speaker 2: I said, look at the little cat. There was a little... What, girl? I thought that was a buffalo. What is that? It's a cow. It's a little furry cow. It's so cute. But I don't want to walk around with cow shit in your yard. Those motherfuckers stink. People be having pet pigs. No, thank you. All kind of shit. Pigs are cute.
00:44:35
Speaker 1: But for you to have to, you want to go to your nigga house and it's an oinky walking around.
00:44:40
Speaker 2: No.
00:44:41
Speaker 3: I don't want to smell a pig.
00:44:43
Speaker 1: Chat, y'all got to let us know what non-traditional fucking pets that y'all have. Because I know y'all got some weird shit.
00:44:49
Speaker 2: I can't do it.
00:44:50
Speaker 3: What made you go to these little cows?
00:44:56
Speaker 2: It's so cute. Now you want one?
00:44:58
Speaker 1: Y'all yard is big enough.
00:44:59
Speaker 2: It's kind of cute. But why? Why does she want one? Y'all gonna milk it?
00:45:06
Speaker 1: Oh.
00:45:09
Speaker 2: So a bull is a man. Okay. It's so adorable, but like, why?
00:45:14
Speaker 1: So y'all gotta have hay and clean up shit and stuff.
00:45:16
Speaker 2: Who's gonna do that?
00:45:16
Speaker 1: Her?
00:45:18
Speaker 2: It'll be outside. You want it in your house? Oh, oh. A monkey would be really nice. Like Bubbles. They throw shit. Like the Michael Jackson's one. And they're crazy. I have read too many stories of monkeys tearing people's faces off.
00:45:31
Speaker 1: What? Mike, look it up. They will tear your face off.
00:45:35
Speaker 2: Not the little ones that they be having as pets. Yes, they will. They're strong. What are those?
00:45:39
Speaker 3: What kind of monkeys are those? Little chimps?
00:45:42
Speaker 2: Micro i don't know.
00:45:43
Speaker 1: And i seen one woman had got like scratched by her monkey and got a an infection in her whole skin.
00:45:48
Speaker 2: That's what i've seen that happen to people with cats that's why i'm terrified of them them little monkeys are cute but they be tearing your house up they're bad chimpanzees is that what they are.
00:46:01
Speaker 1: Oh what is the little ones that people have it'd be little baby chimps right side note planet of the apes.
00:46:05
Speaker 2: Is a really good series It's a series? It's a series of movies.
00:46:10
Speaker 1: I want my son to watch it.
00:46:12
Speaker 3: It's so good.
00:46:13
Speaker 2: I don't know. Guardians of the Galaxy is one of my favorite series movies. Harry Potter is my ultimate favorite.
00:46:21
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:46:23
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys' favorite movies? Movie series? Like series?
00:46:26
Speaker 1: My favorite movie is Pineapple Express. I love white comedies, and I be so upset when I try to share that with people and they don't like it.
00:46:33
Speaker 2: My first white comedy that I actually laughed on was Superbad.
00:46:38
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that.
00:46:39
Speaker 2: I always thought that that shit was so dumb. I love it.
00:46:42
Speaker 1: He was like, I just feel like Will Ferrell is super forced. So when Will Ferrell came out, when we was at that award show, I was like, like, I love Will Ferrell.
00:46:50
Speaker 2: Absolutely love him. I was so excited.
00:46:52
Speaker 1: Like, I wish he would have stayed so I could have got a picture with Will Ferrell or I would have felt friendlier.
00:47:02
Speaker 2: Okay, movies. long because we have been how long we've been recording mike we've been yapping y'all 15 minutes okay okay well we got a little more shit to talk.
00:47:13
Speaker 1: Hey let's get it we was talking about no cap and his single post i've seen this this meme it said i'm cutting off i'm cutting off the best dick i've ever had in my life this shit feel like i'm quitting heroin.
00:47:27
Speaker 2: Have y'all basically been so addicted Have y'all? Yes. I have not.
00:47:33
Speaker 1: That's because you like little winkers.
00:47:36
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
00:47:37
Speaker 1: If you have something that touches your esophagus, you're going to be like, baby, where'd Trot go? Sorry, I was stretching.
00:47:46
Speaker 2: I was fucking playing.
00:47:49
Speaker 1: Come here daddy I thought you was in love like.
00:47:51
Speaker 2: No I was just trying to stray and I still can't stray but it's like that is heroin no look now I'm looking at this I'm like oh long Cindy this is bringing back memories length or girth length or girth child both of them both of them you can only pick one which one you gotta pick girth but then just imagine I don't know if I can.
00:48:20
Speaker 1: It's a little mushroom.
00:48:23
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:25
Speaker 2: I mean, it still could be like, you know, an average length.
00:48:28
Speaker 1: I don't want no short ass.
00:48:31
Speaker 2: I don't want no short ass stubby.
00:48:33
Speaker 1: Long pencil.
00:48:34
Speaker 2: Dicks be fun. They be fun.
00:48:38
Speaker 1: What you start up here and go all the way.
00:48:42
Speaker 2: Down you gotta stuff it in there i don't even remember what i was asking y'all what.
00:48:52
Speaker 1: I don't know let's go along speaking of somebody that's took a lot of digs can you drop our next real please i i know on on the podcast we supposed to be.
00:48:59
Speaker 2: Go yay or nay digmatized or not like Can you relate to the meme? Oh, sorry.
00:49:07
Speaker 1: Ms.
00:49:07
Speaker 2: ADHD herself.
00:49:08
Speaker 1: Because why would I be a host of anybody's show and I can't stay on track?
00:49:13
Speaker 3: Your guess is it's not.
00:49:16
Speaker 1: Get her the fuck out the middle.
00:49:18
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Shryde.
00:49:20
Speaker 5: Know shout out to the guys for believing in me but no digmatize i mean i don't want to know people that are in love after the first interaction so i'm in.
00:49:31
Speaker 2: Love we know no i'm just kidding Fuck you, tribe. Fuck you. Keep what you got to say. I got to say, once I fuck you, we go together. We go together. Granted.
00:49:43
Speaker 1: So I'm already going to be digmatized. Don't let it be good. Don't let the length, the girth. Don't let you talk to me. Don't let you.
00:49:50
Speaker 2: I long to get my booty.
00:49:53
Speaker 3: Eat my booty is crazy.
00:49:55
Speaker 1: But no. Yeah, I've been digmatized before. Person was a piece of shit ass person.
00:50:02
Speaker 3: But the dick was amazing.
00:50:03
Speaker 2: Same. And I was just like, I love you. And I just hope that you receive nothing but happiness in your life. Sometimes you don't care. It's so hard having to wean yourself off of a good dick on a bad person. That's very hard. It's hard. You be like, hmm.
00:50:17
Speaker 1: When he told me that I was the worst person in the world and I'll never amount to shit.
00:50:22
Speaker 2: He didn't mean it. And he owes my mom falling down the flight of steps. He didn't mean that. He didn't mean that. You don't mean that shit, Joey.
00:50:29
Speaker 1: Sorry, Joey.
00:50:30
Speaker 2: Y'all don't know him like I know him. Y'all don't know him. Fuck my family.
00:50:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck him, baby.
00:50:34
Speaker 2: It's me and him to the world, blow. Y'all not going to fuck me like he is. We locked in. They could bust a lap, boo.
00:50:40
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
00:50:40
Speaker 1: And then when you have to go without that, though, like, it's crazy.
00:50:43
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:50:44
Speaker 1: Once I turned 30, when I started ovulating, I really feel like a dog in heat.
00:50:52
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Go ahead.
00:50:52
Speaker 1: Oh, no, no.
00:50:53
Speaker 2: I've been ovulating, but once... 30 plus ovulation. No, that shit hit me at 30. The cycles hit different too. I'd be like, what the fuck is this?
00:51:03
Speaker 3: It ain't nothing to play with.
00:51:04
Speaker 1: But that ovulation, when I say that I could fuck a hairy cow.
00:51:08
Speaker 2: What? Baby, I need penetration. I need sweat. I need pressure. And I need it now.
00:51:18
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad.
00:51:20
Speaker 2: I don't know what. They don't warn you about this.
00:51:23
Speaker 1: You need to tell me that when I turn 30 that I'm going to become a horny maniac.
00:51:27
Speaker 2: For me, I get.
00:51:28
Speaker 3: Like really emotional.
00:51:30
Speaker 2: It wasn't like that at first when I was younger. Now it's like I will cry at the drop of a dime. Like sad? Yes. I'll cry over some stupid ass shit.
00:51:40
Speaker 3: I'll be like, I'm about to come on my period tomorrow.
00:51:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:51:42
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm the same way too.
00:51:44
Speaker 2: I'm the same way too.
00:51:44
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about like during ovulation. I'd be happy during ovulation. I'd just be like manic like. And dig me down, dig me down, dig me down, dig me down.
00:51:55
Speaker 3: Okay, this hoe right here.
00:51:56
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of fucking whores. I don't like her, and I don't care. You know, we're on a podcast, so we're not supposed to be biased, and we're not supposed to talk about people, but she is the scum of the fucking house.
00:52:05
Speaker 2: For you, I can make an exception.
00:52:08
Speaker 3: This was.
00:52:09
Speaker 2: She's filthy. Loser. exactly what she wanted this bitch yeah he ate so bad he feel like i feel right now how bitch he ate her up I love this song she was popping her shit bro and the timing on this like why would you even troll this bitch when this song is on bro my thing is how can you ever take pride in saying something like that I don't fuck all.
00:52:56
Speaker 1: Her niggas what there's females out here that are like that and what do you want babe what do you what recognition do you want from that she wants something cause she want a cookie And an insomnia cookie ain't going to do shit for you, cuz.
00:53:11
Speaker 2: Cuz what? I think that that's loser bitch energy. Absolutely. That's flunky shit. Like being loose.
00:53:17
Speaker 1: And I told y'all, I'm a get back ass bitch. So if she was getting get back, I could understand that. But her whole lifestyle is just literally about fucking men and exposing them. And I think that that is the dumbest thing that these men are doing is to continue to fuck her.
00:53:31
Speaker 2: There's so much vagina out here that.
00:53:32
Speaker 1: You don't have to fuck this bitch. bottom of the barrel, scum of the fucking earth.
00:53:37
Speaker 2: Like, literally, you do have to judge a nigga damn near by the bitches that he'll fuck.
00:53:45
Speaker 3: And that's just.
00:53:46
Speaker 2: Bottom of the barrel loser shit to brag on. You're bragging on getting cracked by a nigga. I would never brag on that. Ever. Because what? What is that? But her claim to fame is getting fucked. That's her whole niche.
00:53:59
Speaker 1: Bobby ate her up, though, baby.
00:54:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
00:54:01
Speaker 1: He felt that.
00:54:02
Speaker 2: Cardi B, his cousin, huh?
00:54:05
Speaker 1: My girl fucked up i i don't know i just think that's a loser activity and i it's been many instances though like i've been in a situation to be like i'm gonna get my get back i'm gonna fuck her nigga but i just feel like that's different than just being because what did cardi b do to her yeah you're you're just being a a hater like you're just literally being hater and even when i'm saying that i'm gonna get my get back on that nigga or on the bitch and fuck her nigga.
00:54:30
Speaker 2: That's different than, like, publicly trying to be funny. Like, I don't fuck dogs. Bitch, how you mad at me? Because you fuck my nigga.
00:54:36
Speaker 1: But I'm going to make sure that I'm getting way, way more out of the situation than to say that I got some cum.
00:54:42
Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
00:54:43
Speaker 1: I'm going to make your nigga fall in love. I'm going to make your nigga cash out.
00:54:46
Speaker 2: No, because literally, she said that he, she, he owe her money.
00:54:49
Speaker 3: Ooh.
00:54:51
Speaker 2: I've said. She gave him, like, some, some, like, 10 G's or something like that.
00:54:57
Speaker 1: You fucking a man giving him money?
00:54:59
Speaker 2: Like, Bitch, you're fucking up the game at this point. Bitch, why?
00:55:03
Speaker 1: Beat it.
00:55:04
Speaker 3: Bust a lap, weirdo.
00:55:05
Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's a fucking loser.
00:55:10
Speaker 1: Shout out to Bobby because I think that the most important thing is when people take up for you in rooms that you are not in because that was some fucking... No, no, she definitely deserved that read.
00:55:20
Speaker 2: And she sat there and looked at fucking stupid and stinky. Stupid as fuck.
00:55:24
Speaker 3: And stanky.
00:55:24
Speaker 2: That's what she did. She looked like she fucking stinks. Pew. Fucking pew. All right, y'all. Let's get up out of here. Trop phone jumper. Who was that? Girl, contractor. No, I got a lot going on. Big ball shit.
00:55:37
Speaker 1: I did not come at your size, baby. All right, so we are out of here. Make sure when y'all watch the NFL this coming week, y'all drink some Ultra.
00:55:47
Speaker 2: And I'm going to drop the recipe because this was so good. It was. I was going to say Kiki White. No, I keep pouring more and more beer. I'm a beer girl. Yeah, welcome to the team.
00:56:00
Speaker 1: All right, Chad, we love y'all and we see y'all next week. Bye.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I'm your girl, Barbie. What it do, my babies? We back with another episode, and we about to have some fun today.
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Speaker 2: It's football season, and we got our brews.
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Speaker 1: Yay! To my left, I got Trop.
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Speaker 2: How you doing, mama? I am really good. Trop is our fitness baddie. How has it been? Oh, it's been good. It's been going good. Keeping my energy up, keeping moving, you know.
00:00:30
Speaker 1: I seen a post and it was like, this dude was like, if you work too much, I cannot date you. What you mean you on your fifth 12 hour shift this week? And it just made me think of you.
00:00:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said what I said.
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Speaker 2: Because I actually am on my fifth 12 hour shift. That's crazy work.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tired.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's a new week now. But last week I did though. Have you dated since you've been a nurse doing, like, those kind of shifts? I've dated, but it, like, nothing ever comes to, like, fruition because it's just so hard to build bonds when you're, like, always at work, especially at night. And then you got trust issues that come along with that. Yeah.
00:01:10
Speaker 1: Then you have to just stretch yourself so thin between work, kids, your life, a man.
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Speaker 2: Social, yeah, relations. It's just too much. So I'm going to, when I do want to start something serious, I'm going to go to day shift because it's just impossible. That's what that nigga said. You're on your fifth, twelfth.
00:01:29
Speaker 1: If you don't work from nine to seven at least, so if you do the day shift, you still got to work 12 hours?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But you still can come home or like even get a date in or go out for drinks with your man or go lay up at night. Y'all can sleep together. When you work at night, it's over with. Yeah, that's true. I need a PRN nurse.
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Speaker 3: Goddamn, Trav.
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Speaker 2: You just want to work all.
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Speaker 3: The fucking time?
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Speaker 2: Get that bag, though. Fuck these niggas. I am too, my right. What it do?
00:01:56
Speaker 1: Kiki keeping up with Kiki. Hey, guys.
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Speaker 2: Kiki been outside, y'all. By herself. She said, you bitches don't want to go? See ya.
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Speaker 1: I was just, you know, when you don't go out, you're just looking at everybody's story. And I just see Kiki so cute in the background of everybody's story by herself.
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Speaker 2: I'm like.
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Speaker 1: I wish I could be there with my girls.
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Speaker 3: Y'all really have me outside, Dolo. It's okay.
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Speaker 2: It's so crazy. I know. I had to work. I was at work last night scrolling on your shit like, aw, look at my sister. She's so cute.
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Speaker 3: Dolo missions be fun, y'all. It do be fun. So you had a good time.
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Speaker 2: I did, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I ran into some girls again.
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Speaker 4: Always.
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Speaker 2: Talking about the podcast, so shout out to the girlies. Shout out to the girly, girly pops.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the spirit of.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to say Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1: In the spirit of football Sundays, the girls said that they drink beer, so I had to make us up a little cocktail because I don't know if I'm ready to just jump right into drinking a beer, and we had to go ultra today.
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Speaker 2: You got to get that shit wet first. We had to go ultra today, so.
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Speaker 1: I made us a strawberry kiwi margarita, and we're going to top it with the ultra. Now, this is a special, special strawberry kiwi because I made this cucumber syrup fresh. first cucumber syrup okay yeah get into it michael house made like i said i told the guys i've been making them house house made syrups and mike laughed real hard it's good the drink is good thank you thank you and y'all know trop loves her beer so she already done topped hers off oh yeah it's real good what's it hold on let me see what it's giving i'm gonna get my honest opinion y'all because i'm not a beer girly.
00:03:34
Speaker 2: That's good it's really good it doesn't You got like the carbonation and just like... It doesn't taste.
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Speaker 3: Now I want to try the beer by itself. Try it. No, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: You kill that one or you want a whole one?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll drink a whole one.
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Speaker 2: Cheers. Thank you. Woo, fuck. Damn it.
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Speaker 1: God damn it. GD.
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Speaker 2: This isn't bad at all. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could drink a whole bottle, but you know, it's not bad.
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Speaker 2: Martha. It's like when you have a beer after a long day, a nice cold beer, it's just like.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand how people be drinking like 12 packs though.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sad. In a couple hours, like, all right, give me another one babe. Oh my God.
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Speaker 1: But this is really good because the Ultra is like real like light and crisp. So it just goes really good.
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Speaker 2: With that fresh cucumber syrup.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: See, you get it.
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Speaker 2: You get it now.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into it though, ladies. We got a lot to talk about today. Starting off, let's get the words from the block. Kiki, what the block saying?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so words from the block this week.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap. Have y'all seen that?
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap? Bust a lap.
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Speaker 1: That's my fat ass need to do bust a couple laps.
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Speaker 2: But what's that mean? So basically, the context I seen it in, it was like, I get niggas. I don't care about no niggas saying he done bust a lap, bitch. So basically, it's like. Another go play. Beat it, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Get the fuck on. Get the fuck out of here. Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. Get to stepping.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I fuck with it. Did y'all see the dude was on there? He was like, go cheat.
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Speaker 2: Go cheat. Yes, that shit was funny. Go cheat. The hell? No, bust a lap. Bust a lap or go play. Which one y'all feeling more?
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Speaker 3: I like them both.
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Speaker 2: They're both pretty cute.
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Speaker 1: Bust a lap before I bust your ass. I think I like bust a lap a little more.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap sounds more aggressive.
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Speaker 1: It's more aggressive.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Y'all know the Midwest baddies are hella aggressive.
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Speaker 2: Kind of. Yeah, we can get disrespectful at times. Oh, yay.
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Speaker 3: I can't wait to tell a nigga to bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. You tell me I'm the only girl you talk to.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap, hoe.
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Speaker 3: Let's take an hour to text back.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. You're on your... 5th, 12th hour shift this week.
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Speaker 1: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a nap. Matter of fact, bitch. Bust a nap. Go get you some motherfucking sleep.
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Speaker 1: And some electrolytes and holla at me in the morning.
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Speaker 2: This is really good.
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Speaker 1: I can't stop drinking it.
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Speaker 2: You can't never stop drinking that drink. Alright, bitch.
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Speaker 1: You're drinking beer. Go bust a lap. You already got hair on your chest.
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Speaker 2: Bust a fucking lap. You manly ass girl. The guys liked it, though. They did. They seemed to appreciate a girl who could enjoy a beer. To crack a beer with them. That's crazy. I don't know. It's different. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Y'all ain't going to see me out at a bar drinking a beer, but it was cool. All right.
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Speaker 2: Don't let me catch no Bud Lights Coronas in your refrigerator. No ultras, baby.
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Speaker 3: Make a lot of ultras.
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Speaker 1: Period.
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Speaker 2: It's a phone party in my mouth. What the fuck? I'm so sorry, guys. I'm sorry. What you thinking about?
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Speaker 3: I'm fucked up.
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Speaker 2: What you thinking about? Okay. Nick Ultra. Say Nick Ultra, y'all.
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Speaker 3: I will chop somebody's name up.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the top stories.
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Speaker 2: We always need to.
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Speaker 1: It's 520 Summer needs to bust a lap all the fucking time.
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Speaker 3: Every episode.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into our Top Shelf Talk Trap.
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Speaker 2: What is our Patreon? This ain't only our Patreon, guys. Actually, this is not from Patreon. I just was... This one... Instagram. Deshawn Kerwin say, y'all.
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Speaker 3: Editor is peak.
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Speaker 2: And then... LeVar Aiken said, need an award the way they snapped on this. Shout out to... Go ahead. Oh, excuse me.
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Speaker 1: Uh-uh. The beer got me burping. Shout out to Kali.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to Kali.
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Speaker 1: Shout out to D. They've been doing poppin' they big shit, like, for sure.
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Speaker 3: I'm so giggling.
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Speaker 1: They love the, I want the thick one. And I think it's so fire now, because, like, as soon as I hear it, I'll be like.
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Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do this. It's my first song. I had so many people tell us, like, y'all's intro is so hard. It's our intro? Yeah, basically it's that, you know, the little pink is 520 somewhere. Kind of transparent. And then we back there doing our thing. Kiki eating her chips.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's super cute. So y'all need to subscribe to Patreon, though. It's the guy's Patreon. Club 520. Because y'all get all the extras. Y'all get to see us up dancing, moving around. Y'all get it all uncut, unedited. So make sure y'all subscribe to Patreon. What we got next, Trav?
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Speaker 2: Um, this is Instagram as well. Where are y'all's comments at? Yeah, where they at? Marcus Coolass said, have a live show. Y'all think we ready for a live show?
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Speaker 1: The waiting after a few drinks?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: We get to go on, though.
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Speaker 2: It'd be entertaining, for sure. But... I mean, I just... I think we could go for, like, maybe, like, 15 minutes.
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Speaker 1: That's why we got to open up for the guys. We got to open up for the guys whenever... They drop their tour, you know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Whenever they drop their tour.
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Speaker 3: I heard it's really nerve-wracking up there.
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Speaker 2: I ain't shaking no ass in the live show, though. I'll do that shit on camera or whatever. But in a live show, you know? That's the time you're supposed to tap my hand. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I don't shake ass for free.
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Speaker 2: But we know where we're going to be. I couldn't even help it.
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Speaker 1: Like, when the guys had their tour last year, I just was like, the energy.
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Speaker 2: Everybody was so lit. It was so much fun. Pimp C... You know, Pimp C gonna make you dance, baby.
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Speaker 1: So I was just like, quick little intermission with Barbie.
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Speaker 2: I had a great ass time with it, actually. It was super fun.
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Speaker 1: And then my, I don't know where mine's went. It was somebody on there that was like, y'all drinking beers? Okay, Hank Hill.
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Speaker 2: And that was on Instagram. I thought that that was super funny for Top Shelf Talk.
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Speaker 3: Somebody said, I'm about to join the G League.
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Speaker 2: Did y'all?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: They're going to get their 10K. Because I said something on a guy's episode about a G leaguer.
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Speaker 1: You a data G leaguer? No.
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Speaker 2: No. i'm just playing that was in the context of the conversation so what did you say then tell us uh it was basically.
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Speaker 3: I do not want to repeat that embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: Shit come on we need to know or i'm gonna have to go find it.
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Speaker 2: So basically i was telling a story about how i was dating this this guy and he was broke and he like strung be him was like what was the biggest lie that somebody ever told you i'm like this wasn't the biggest lie but somebody definitely strung me along for years i love you that's exactly what i was thinking however no but this is this is the thing though i wasn't there because he was selling me a little baby ass dream that's just what he was saying to keep You know, to kind of keep me off his top.
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Speaker 3: You are cracking me up.
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Speaker 1: I don't need me a basketball player.
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Speaker 2: All I need is somebody that's down for me. And I'll sing that next part.
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Speaker 1: Cause he has to have money.
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Speaker 2: His love is just like honey. It's so sweet to me.
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Speaker 1: But boom, so you was dating a G leaguer and he.
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Speaker 2: Was drinking you along. I wasn't. He was lying. He was lying. He was lying about being a G leaguer. He was going to go to the G league. Oh, we know this story. Maybe he really thought he was.
00:11:20
Speaker 4: He did.
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Speaker 2: I think he did.
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Speaker 3: I think he did.
00:11:24
Speaker 1: But Kiki, I was about to say, how are you going to give Club 520 the full story but not us?
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Speaker 2: But you did tell us this story.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You did, okay.
00:11:29
Speaker 1: I was about to say, don't do his 520. Don't do the 520s now.
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Speaker 2: No, but the comment was like, I'm about to join a G league. I'm really about to join a G league. Come on, Kiki. Come on. Come on through.
00:11:40
Speaker 1: Well, let's get into the messy shit that has been happening all up and down my timeline. Because it's been too much.
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Speaker 3: It's been a lot going on.
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Speaker 2: I'm single again.
00:11:52
Speaker 1: Baby, what's good? So when y'all get y'all heart broke, are y'all running straight to the internet? And what you gonna post, though?
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Speaker 2: I'm probably just gonna post a thirst trap. But it's like, I'm either on... Two ends of the spectrum. I'm either internetting it up or I'm somewhere quiet, not.
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Speaker 3: Posting for like a month. It could go either way.
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Speaker 1: When it's me, I'm trying to act like my life is so fucking lit. When I'm hurt and I'm trying to overly post and baby.
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Speaker 2: Cause I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to put it like, I'm gonna throw shots more than like a sad post because, but yeah, but flat out coming to the internet and saying I'm single.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I ain't doing that.
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Speaker 1: I'm single again, baby. Men, here we go with these double standards. Men can get on, they can do the same thing that women do, right? No? No.
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Speaker 2: So men can't come to the internet and say I'm single? No, they shouldn't. No cap. Now, that was different because it was just so funny. Yeah, he was definitely trolling. Like, it just felt like more of a troll. Although, he's probably, you know, getting two birds with one stone or whatever. But it was just like the funny outweighed what he did.
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Speaker 1: Then it started getting messy because it's always the bitch like, and it got.
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Speaker 2: A chime in. And I don't know.
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Speaker 1: And that's why I don't go to the internet when something happens because then here come everybody else. Adding in they two cents and making shit worse than what it really is. Because how the fuck you going to tell on me?
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Speaker 2: Well, he definitely went viral. Yeah. So he's probably.
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Speaker 1: Dropping something soon. But that be the thing, like, when other people try.
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Speaker 2: To come in.
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Speaker 1: I think that snitching on somebody is the worst shit ever.
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Speaker 2: I think you are a loser ass. Like, bust a lat, bitch. What are we doing?
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Speaker 1: You are a loser ass bitch. Have you ever been told on?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I done been fake told on.
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about making shit up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's even worse. That happens to me all the time.
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Speaker 1: They was lying on your cooter cat.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Damn. That's crazy work. Maybe like that, man. Yeah, no. Telling is crazy. Or any type of exposing a motherfucker, period. I think that weaponizing proximity to somebody, knowing something that you would only know because you're close with them, it's like some of the most evil shit you could do. And that's why I don't like making.
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Speaker 1: female friends because they instantly be on that and just be like damn B you could have just kept it P like we don't got to be friends no more but why you got to do all this don't speak on me because I can talk about you too crunchy.
00:14:30
Speaker 2: Draws but that ain't what I want to do literally like quit talking about me I make it a point like not to talk about people from my past like because what are we doing that for especially to like randoms you know what I mean it's just so not P oh fuck with it you don't exist anymore And I just feel like less of a person if I'm sitting over here talking about this person who's not even, I don't even got no energy. If you're not around anymore, I don't got no energy for you to even be talking about you. Yeah. Let alone something that's embarrassing or I know you wouldn't like want other people to know.
00:15:07
Speaker 1: Y'all ever had some crunchy draw friends?
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Speaker 3: I don't even.
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Speaker 2: Be close to girls like that to know that their draws is crunchy. I never understood when people.
00:15:16
Speaker 1: Would come into the internet and be like, my friend's draws was crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy. Like, how?
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Speaker 2: How did we get to this point? I don't spend the night over at a girl's house. I go home. So... Like, how the hell am I going to know if your drawers is crunchy?
00:15:30
Speaker 1: And you was still her friend with her crunchy, crunchy drawers.
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Speaker 3: So, like, why now?
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Speaker 2: That's like when you go leave a dude and be like, his dick was little. But, girl, you was with him for six years. You was putting your mouth on it. Yeah, you was fake moaning. Like, what? And I'm the type of person, like, if you got some crunchy drawers, bro, I'm going to say something.
00:15:49
Speaker 3: I'm going to help you out. Like, I'm going to tell my homegirl, like, you need to get that together.
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Speaker 1: That's how you're going to look at her? i'm gonna be like what is this it's got a little green in.
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Speaker 2: It oh bitch why don't you use my name i have enough allegations on the internet don't do me don't fucking do me just for example you could have said your sister bitch that's a lot kiyona this is no no.
00:16:19
Speaker 1: Ugh, try.
00:16:20
Speaker 2: Wait, what did she say? She said, she's melted. Bitch.
00:16:25
Speaker 1: Y'all ever see that post where that man was like, he was at Walmart. He was like, I like when the girls wear these things. You'll get ate up. It was a thong and he put the whole pack of thongs in his mouth and sucked it.
00:16:33
Speaker 2: And that's why you have to wash your underwear. Oh my gosh.
00:16:37
Speaker 1: It was so cringy. But that's why you have to wash your underwear before you get them.
00:16:40
Speaker 2: Before you just slap them on your coochie.
00:16:43
Speaker 1: Because it is a man in the store putting them in his mouth, y'all. He needs to go to jail.
00:16:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. That was so fucking nasty. That's some nasty shit. Men be doing some nasty shit. I remember when I used to dance, there used to be this man who would come in and pay. Sorry, this is off topic. He would pay dancers to go to the private room and suck their toes. What? I would have been right in here. Come on, dude. Hell no. You don't let some random man put his saliva on your toes? It's my toes. I'm going to wash the shit out of them. It ain't my coochie, my ass, my titties, my neck, nothing. It's all the way down here. Bro, 30 a toe? 30 30 or something 30 he's sucking on my toes yes that's the dance him sucking on the toes.
00:17:30
Speaker 1: I don't know that is kind of cringe i probably wouldn't want to bro you can get affections through your toes oh fuck i'm just cool yeah it probably is shit in people's toes if that's his mouth if a.
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Speaker 2: Man is that nasty to come in a club and suck a stripper's toes Your mouth is nasty as hell. I don't want your saliva on my big toe. No.
00:17:55
Speaker 1: Hand for the mouth.
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Speaker 2: No, but I wanted to know too.
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Speaker 1: Because I don't think if I put my feet in Dennis' mouth for a whole song, that's the good thing. Now music ain't that long. Songs is how long now? Probably about two minutes, 13 seconds. They used to be seven.
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Speaker 2: They used to be seven minutes fucking long. Part one and two, yes.
00:18:14
Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: No. I don't know. I don't know, Dennis. What you doing, Kiki? No. I still might.
00:18:24
Speaker 3: I ain't going to say.
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Speaker 2: Look, never say never.
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Speaker 1: If it's a slow night, I need that $ 30, Dennis.
00:18:29
Speaker 3: Come on.
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Speaker 2: I'll work with you, baby.
00:18:33
Speaker 3: Good.
00:18:34
Speaker 2: That's the gross. I'm going to start hitting his ass 30 a toe. Come on.
00:18:38
Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 2: 30 a freaking toe. I was talking to some dudes this weekend. Yeah.
00:18:45
Speaker 1: I talked to some dudes this weekend and y'all know how they say women say that everything men do are gay men are the same way so this guy told me that if a man works from home that's gay.
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Speaker 2: He said you.
00:19:06
Speaker 1: Waking up in the morning grabbing that throw putting it over your shoulder He said get your ass up put on.
00:19:11
Speaker 2: Some steel toe boots and go to work I like that.
00:19:15
Speaker 1: But if a man is an IT engineer, he's able to work from home.
00:19:20
Speaker 2: How's that gay? That is not gay.
00:19:22
Speaker 1: That is not a pause moment, bro. He's still working and providing for his family.
00:19:26
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not gay, but it's like girly. That's some shit that mainly girls do. Because working from home? I'm not saying it's gay. It's feminine to work from home. No, it's not feminine. It's just like you're just used to seeing just girls do it. So what's more? Okay, so we're saying it's not feminine. You got men on your team who work from home? hello man i feel like but what about male nurses do we feel do people generally feel i.
00:19:53
Speaker 3: Don't feel no way about that have you but.
00:19:55
Speaker 2: I'm in the field though have you worked.
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Speaker 3: With many straight male nurses many very many.
00:19:59
Speaker 2: Oh other ones i know will be like when i when i first when i first like became a nurse though i ain't gonna lie it was like so weird to see like a man like Cleaning up another man. The way I view it, you actually in the field, but the way I view it has kind of shifted as time has gone on.
00:20:17
Speaker 3: Now it's like, oh, okay, a male nurse.
00:20:20
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:20:20
Speaker 3: That's a regular, degular job.
00:20:22
Speaker 1: I haven't seen many male nurses. And then the ones that I do like on social media, they scrubs be tighter than yours. So I always just figured.
00:20:30
Speaker 2: No, I mean, it's a lot of them.
00:20:32
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your scrubs is tighter. I'm just saying, for instance, their scrubs are pretty tight.
00:20:37
Speaker 2: Mine aren't tight, too. Oh, okay.
00:20:39
Speaker 1: Then they said that using a throw is a pause moment.
00:20:44
Speaker 2: Using a throw? Like, bro, I can't call up on my couch. Dang. I can't decorate her.
00:20:50
Speaker 3: Is that feminine?
00:20:52
Speaker 2: It's straight though. They said men that own robes are freaky as hell. Oh, that's some old man shit. That's different. Are you waving to your neighbors yet or y'all still ain't got there yet?
00:21:06
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, good. But, yeah, they said men in their own roles are freaky as hell. So I heard that. They said throws. And then he said that, you know how, like, if we were to go out, we get drunk, we go into your house afterwards, you might fry us up some chicken, make us something to eat. They said it is a pause moment if a man makes food for his friends.
00:21:27
Speaker 2: No.
00:21:27
Speaker 1: No.
00:21:28
Speaker 2: That's what I said. Everybody eats B. How's that? You making food for your friends?
00:21:31
Speaker 3: Was this a post?
00:21:32
Speaker 2: No, this is a real conversation. Okay, so what he said.
00:21:39
Speaker 1: Is not gay because there's no penetration of two people, of two men, two same sex.
00:21:43
Speaker 2: But he said that they was there. They was bored.
00:21:47
Speaker 1: He got up and was like, all right, bro, I'm about to go make something. He made everybody play it.
00:21:51
Speaker 2: Maybe cooking is one thing but making your plate like get up and make it.
00:21:55
Speaker 1: Because even if my friends cook they still make me make my own plate pretty much so i think that was a little i don't think it was gay but it's a little like all right now.
00:22:04
Speaker 2: You're doing too much. Like, what you making this man play for? So that is the pause of the week. Don't use a throw.
00:22:10
Speaker 1: Don't have a work from home job. And everybody don't eat, bro. Don't cook for your men and make them plates.
00:22:16
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy.
00:22:18
Speaker 3: But, man, barbecue and stuff.
00:22:20
Speaker 2: It's just the making the plate. Okay, just making the plate. That's the only one that I feel like was valid on that list. Barbecue is different, though.
00:22:27
Speaker 1: But if we in the house and it's like, all right, I'm about to whip up some pasta for y'all.
00:22:30
Speaker 2: Y'all niggas hungry? Yeah. Hey, bro. You want some? I'm going to fry some catfish and chicken. That's cool.
00:22:36
Speaker 1: What if he made some Rotel? As long as he don't make that plate, he cool.
00:22:40
Speaker 2: I don't know. Rotel is a girly dish.
00:22:43
Speaker 3: I agree.
00:22:44
Speaker 1: And I think that's probably cool because my friends, when it's girls, they be like, all right, now what you going to make? Bitch, you said you was cooking. Why I got to make a side or something? Damn, I thought you was about to get in the kitchen and You want me to chop onions and shit? Like, are you cooking or are you not?
00:22:55
Speaker 2: See, no, that ain't, no. When I go to this bitch shit, she does it all.
00:23:00
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. Bitch, I'm feet up.
00:23:02
Speaker 1: Can't wait. Trap needs a Sunday off so we can come over to her house and have Sunday dinner.
00:23:07
Speaker 2: Thank you. Big mama. Please. Big mama, your arm. Because, no, but I don't know. I think that that is pretty crazy.
00:23:17
Speaker 1: And I was just like, the pause moments are getting out of control.
00:23:21
Speaker 2: Literally. Men can't do shit. That was a little bit of strength over here.
00:23:24
Speaker 1: It's very strict over here.
00:23:26
Speaker 2: Like, I guess. Damn. You know, it's hard out here for a pimp.
00:23:33
Speaker 1: So this is DoorDash.
00:23:34
Speaker 2: Don't, don't. DoorDash is gay too. You delivering.
00:23:39
Speaker 3: No, I'm just playing.
00:23:40
Speaker 2: Go get your own shit like a real bitch. Just go home to your bitch.
00:23:45
Speaker 1: Basically, call her some type of hoe.
00:23:46
Speaker 2: Working for tips and shit. Oh, you said DoorDash? being a door dasher i'm just kidding y'all.
00:23:56
Speaker 1: What you know working for tips so they so me and i supposed to be servers bartenders are you a waitress or something waitress that is fucking hilarious.
00:24:08
Speaker 2: I like meal plan. Shut up. I have an ex who's a waiter and he's the door dash. But you said he was a little eh. He a little you know.
00:24:21
Speaker 1: He got a little too much sugar to take.
00:24:25
Speaker 2: Sweetness.
00:24:29
Speaker 3: Y'all please just ADHD and Sean I don't.
00:24:31
Speaker 2: Need y'all okay okay reel it in reel.
00:24:35
Speaker 1: It in okay no something else I wanted to talk to that was trending um Duke Dennis in this massage parlor situation where y'all tapped in with that can you can you drop that video for us it's the third video please I asked you to have it prepared so.
00:24:50
Speaker 2: My DMs got flooded with people saying come get your nails done by me I promise you What's a lap?
00:25:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:10
Speaker 2: No. These people don't got no sense. Yeah.
00:25:20
Speaker 1: So what happened was he, I don't know.
00:25:23
Speaker 2: He was somewhere.
00:25:24
Speaker 1: I don't have my freaking phone to tell you all the details. He was somewhere and he tried to book a lady for a massage.
00:25:30
Speaker 2: She went crazy. Look at the flyer. Scroll down, Mike, so we can see the flyer. Reserve for VVIP. Very, very important person. Duke Dennis.
00:25:39
Speaker 1: And she did a whole little reel of her, like, you know, preparing the studio. And her thing is that she set up and she spent her time prepping for it.
00:25:48
Speaker 2: What demographic is she? I think it does. I don't know. I don't know.
00:25:57
Speaker 3: I feel like a black girl wouldn't do that.
00:26:00
Speaker 1: Hmm.
00:26:00
Speaker 2: I think that's valid.
00:26:01
Speaker 3: I think that's a valid point.
00:26:02
Speaker 2: That's the only reason.
00:26:04
Speaker 1: So in that, I think that is a valid point because with demographics, they don't understand the different, they don't understand the safety. Like, you know, some people be like, when you be like, all right, be careful.
00:26:13
Speaker 2: They look at you.
00:26:13
Speaker 1: Like when you leave, I'm fine. It's something about to happen. Tell me now, drop. What do you know?
00:26:19
Speaker 2: You know?
00:26:20
Speaker 1: But I think that, yeah, she doesn't understand the safety of black men. Um, And so now she was upset and basically like she wasted her time.
00:26:28
Speaker 2: She wasted her AI flyer that she made.
00:26:32
Speaker 1: So is that out of pocket or pee?
00:26:34
Speaker 3: She's out of pocket.
00:26:35
Speaker 2: She overdid it.
00:26:37
Speaker 1: And I think that you could have.
00:26:38
Speaker 2: Go ahead. Why do we need a flyer for you doing a service?
00:26:43
Speaker 1: You could have had the flyer set up in your thing and dropped it after he left.
00:26:47
Speaker 2: Literally, you could have did all this after the fact. A lot of servicers say that's what they do when they get a celebrity is like they just, you know, stay patient and post it afterwards if they clear it.
00:26:57
Speaker 3: Like, bro, what you doing?
00:27:00
Speaker 1: And again, I think that he was... I don't know if he was paying for this service or this was she was just trying to do it for like for the promo.
00:27:07
Speaker 2: But yeah, she's not black. Sorry. Foreign thing. You goofy Cooper. But yeah, I don't. Oh, she do nails. Why did they have massage? Is it nails? He said nails.
00:27:23
Speaker 1: Oh, OK.
00:27:24
Speaker 2: Maybe it.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: Getting to me, but I thought it was a massage. But, yeah, I think that that was out of pocket, and I think that for.
00:27:31
Speaker 2: Clout, we're just... It's getting insane. And it's even.
00:27:36
Speaker 1: It's always something with service providers and celebrities, thinking that they can, like, overly charge them or that they're supposed to post their work and shout them out. If I pay you for a service, I don't have to share your shit. I don't have to shout you out. I don't have to do none of that. Now, if you do it for a promo, okay, but if I'm paying you for your service... I don't got to do that.
00:27:55
Speaker 2: Literally. And also, I don't have to subject myself to being. Pictures taken of me. All of that. Or put on your story or none of that, yeah.
00:28:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that that was very crazy.
00:28:06
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought it was a massage. It was nails.
00:28:11
Speaker 1: But I guess he could have had her come to him as.
00:28:13
Speaker 2: Well, though, versus him going to a. the spot well maybe he didn't know she probably would have posted well i'm going to duke dennis house and put the mom i think i thought he was out of town.
00:28:23
Speaker 1: So it would have been like pulling up to a telly but i guess that would have been worse huh yeah well so she tweets if you're in the service industry just just just relax so you don't so you don't miss your blessing rule.
00:28:34
Speaker 2: Number one.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: Get the money first.
00:28:39
Speaker 1: Rule number two, don't forget to get the money. Because that's the most important thing. I think that people think that if a celebrity is a part of something, that's just going to make.
00:28:47
Speaker 2: Them blow up afterwards. Yeah.
00:28:49
Speaker 1: They're going to like it and keep moving. Just because you did Duke Nittus nails don't mean I want you to do my nails.
00:28:55
Speaker 3: Amen, sister.
00:28:57
Speaker 2: Get well soon to that lady.
00:28:58
Speaker 1: I hope she does get a lot of business and exposure from this, but that was just not. The way to go my baby girl.
00:29:08
Speaker 2: This earring will not fucking stay on.
00:29:11
Speaker 3: But what's been going on with y'all?
00:29:12
Speaker 2: Mary J. Blige earrings. She always had like big ass earrings. Mary J.
00:29:16
Speaker 1: Blige? Why would you think of her of all fucking people?
00:29:18
Speaker 3: Because don't she be having big ass earrings?
00:29:21
Speaker 2: And her earlobes be hanging. Her earlobes be hanging? That don't hurt your ears?
00:29:26
Speaker 1: These are really, they're lightweight.
00:29:27
Speaker 2: I feel like they pull my ear. They're hollow. Yeah, they're pretty. They're pretty lightweight. They're cute.
00:29:33
Speaker 1: I be super excited because I have, I don't watch TV.
00:29:36
Speaker 2: I really like.
00:29:37
Speaker 1: Doom scroll more than anything and be watching shit that my son wants to watch so i tapped into a series and i was so mad that was only one episode i binge watch it was.
00:29:47
Speaker 2: Called furious on hulu so good.
00:29:51
Speaker 3: Y'all What's the genre? Like, what is it?
00:29:54
Speaker 1: It's like... Yeah, it's like suspense.
00:29:56
Speaker 2: It's kind of like criminal.
00:29:58
Speaker 1: Like.
00:29:58
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:29:59
Speaker 2: I don't know the genres of shows. What is it? What's the genre that says?
00:30:03
Speaker 1: American Psychological Crime Filler. Television season.
00:30:07
Speaker 2: But it was only one series.
00:30:08
Speaker 1: It was like 10 episodes and I finished it. But it was a female serial killer. Okay.
00:30:14
Speaker 2: And I just love it. When is the next one coming out? It just renewed. One season? The next season? Yes. It was literally....
00:30:22
Speaker 1: It was literally only 10 episodes, but it was so good.
00:30:24
Speaker 2: I watched it within like two days. Yeah. Absolutely love it. I really like that.
00:30:28
Speaker 1: What are y'all watching right now that y'all trying to get everybody on?
00:30:32
Speaker 2: So, The Penguin on HBO Max. That got to do with Batman? Yes. Oh, you know your shit.
00:30:39
Speaker 3: Oh, you're a boy, mom.
00:30:40
Speaker 2: Love it.
00:30:41
Speaker 3: So, The Penguin is on HBO Max.
00:30:44
Speaker 2: By the way, I need you to log me back into your HBO Max. They kicked me off. Oh, they did?
00:30:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: Because they're doing it. they did or you.
00:30:51
Speaker 4: Did the way that these um these streaming services have been raising their prices and kicking people out it.
00:31:07
Speaker 2: Went up i don't i don't pay for disney plus so i don't know Who's Disney Plus are you on? My baby daddy. It's for the kids. It's for the kids.
00:31:16
Speaker 1: But I told y'all, while on the guy show, I haven't been logged into this Hispanic families.
00:31:21
Speaker 2: They're Disney, they're HBO, they're Hulu, all of that.
00:31:25
Speaker 1: But I have Hulu said they're going up now, too.
00:31:29
Speaker 2: I need to bust a lap.
00:31:31
Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck?
00:31:32
Speaker 1: Shit's already expensive as shit. And then y'all want to go to, oh, you can only watch it on two TVs or one TV. Why?
00:31:37
Speaker 2: What the?
00:31:37
Speaker 3: We in the same house.
00:31:39
Speaker 2: It's crazy work. But I never knew how expensive the sports stuff is. Oh, yeah.
00:31:45
Speaker 1: My boyfriend was trying to watch it at my house, and he couldn't watch the team that he wanted to watch because he only paid for, like, local teams. So he had to pay an additional $ 100 and something dollars to be able to watch his team while he was down here.
00:31:59
Speaker 2: Can't you watch everything on YouTube TV, though? I don't know.
00:32:03
Speaker 1: No?
00:32:03
Speaker 2: You used to be, right? That's crazy. They turning everything into a subscription, y'all.
00:32:09
Speaker 3: I hate it here.
00:32:11
Speaker 1: It's crazy work. But to pay $ 140 and only be able to watch one team play makes no sense.
00:32:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane.
00:32:16
Speaker 2: Local teams.
00:32:18
Speaker 1: It's crazy. What you been watching, Trav?
00:32:19
Speaker 2: Did you get to watch TV? I have not been watching TV here recently. The last show I did watch was the last season of Outer Banks.
00:32:29
Speaker 3: What is that?
00:32:29
Speaker 2: Sci-fi? No, it's like a group of kids and they go on treasure hunts and stuff and people be trying to kill them. It seems like something you would watch. Right, it looks like it's something you would watch probably, Mike. Was it terrible? Was it not accurate?
00:32:49
Speaker 1: Oh.
00:32:50
Speaker 2: How would you describe it? Yeah, how would you describe it then? More than treasure hunts.
00:32:59
Speaker 1: I really like it.
00:33:00
Speaker 2: I mean, like, that's the way. No, it really is. Everything revolves around them searching for this treasure, but it's like it's a whole bunch of other events going on as well. Like, but the gist of it is a group of friends looking for treasure. Like the Goonies? No. Okay. You just got to tap in. It's good. Okay, what did come on Netflix? Okay.
00:33:23
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Netflix, they not too bad on the price now. They go up all the time, too. Also, another show that I had watched with my son, because I told you I don't watch nothing with him, it's Jurassic Park, but it's a cartoon. And it's like a series.
00:33:37
Speaker 2: It's so good.
00:33:38
Speaker 3: I think I've seen that with my son.
00:33:41
Speaker 2: I like that one.
00:33:41
Speaker 3: He's definitely seen it.
00:33:42
Speaker 2: Stranger Things just came out with a cartoon series I needed to have. You ain't watched it?
00:33:46
Speaker 1: No.
00:33:46
Speaker 2: Do you like it? Girl, I have not been able to watch stuff recently.
00:33:50
Speaker 3: You know I got to have one.
00:33:51
Speaker 2: No, no, I watch. I be needing stuff to watch because I literally be needing background, stuff playing in the background when I work.
00:33:59
Speaker 1: Okay, so the most trending shows right now is Lanterns, The Gentleman, Monster.
00:34:06
Speaker 3: Did I say it wrong?
00:34:07
Speaker 2: Why are you looking like that? The Lizzie Borden story. I'm not even going to say that. Neagle. Neagle? Nogley? I can't even see. Neagle.
00:34:15
Speaker 4: Neagle.
00:34:16
Speaker 2: Okay. And Moblin.
00:34:17
Speaker 1: So Paramount, Prime Video, Netflix, Netflix, and Max.
00:34:22
Speaker 2: I just realized I'm paying for Paramount and I never knew. I've been paying for that shit for years. I don't even have an account. What do you mean? I was looking at an account and it was telling me what it's taking money out for. And I've been paying for a fair amount. Wait, did you use that app?
00:34:42
Speaker 1: That shows you when you're paying for all these different accounts.
00:34:44
Speaker 2: Nah, I was looking at something else. I'm going to say, type in Mike Dillon.
00:34:48
Speaker 1: We need that. I see so many commercials of that.
00:34:50
Speaker 2: It'd be like, hey, I'll give you $ 100 right now if you tell.
00:34:53
Speaker 1: Me all the subscriptions that you have. And they'd be like, I only have two subscriptions.
00:34:55
Speaker 2: And it'd be like 10 subscriptions. Yeah, I know.
00:34:57
Speaker 3: I got a lot.
00:34:59
Speaker 2: I'm still subscribed to Ring, and I ain't had a Ring camera in like two years.
00:35:03
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What did you say you was paying? I didn't even know you was paying off your credit card.
00:35:06
Speaker 2: A cable bill? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got too much money.
00:35:08
Speaker 1: That's the issue.
00:35:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, cable bills. Let me borrow some.
00:35:11
Speaker 1: But it's this app, like the commercials be on all the time, but I don't know which one it is, but basically they'll like, they'll show you all of your subscriptions and then like you can cancel them all.
00:35:23
Speaker 2: From the app. And I'm like, that is perfect.
00:35:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to look into that.
00:35:28
Speaker 2: I need to clean some shit out.
00:35:31
Speaker 1: Even going to your subscriptions on your Apple phone, I'd be like, okay, I canceled everything. It'd still be a reoccurring charge on my card. So what the fuck did I just cancel?
00:35:40
Speaker 2: That kind of shit irritates the hell out of me. I don't got money for that shit. If I'm not watching it, please.
00:35:44
Speaker 3: The Shire too. Did y'all finish The Shire?
00:35:46
Speaker 2: I have only.
00:35:47
Speaker 1: Watched like five episodes of The Shire.
00:35:50
Speaker 2: So good.
00:35:52
Speaker 1: How many seasons is it?
00:35:55
Speaker 2: Oh, seven, eight.
00:35:57
Speaker 1: They got behind watching Beauty is Black.
00:35:59
Speaker 2: Y'all watch that kind of stuff? No. Did y'all watch the new Why Did I Get Married? It was cute. It was cool.
00:36:06
Speaker 3: Did Tarani do something to her nose?
00:36:09
Speaker 2: Her nose looks different. I'm sure she did. Absolutely sure she did. Or maybe it was just the makeup different.
00:36:17
Speaker 1: I just realized all the way through the episode, y'all didn't ask me what I've been doing.
00:36:21
Speaker 2: What you been doing? Shit.
00:36:24
Speaker 1: But no I went to the soul circus with my son and it was so much fun did y'all used to go when y'all was young the soul circus was so lit.
00:36:32
Speaker 2: That's the first place I ever got a nigga number at what yep do you remember that vaguely we went with our day camp bro sorry go ahead no no I want to hear about this how Trump got her first name he lived in like South Bend and I was like 11 South Bend.
00:36:48
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that when you and he.
00:36:50
Speaker 2: Gave me he gave me his number and I'm like I didn't know shit about boys at the time, but I'm like, what?
00:36:55
Speaker 3: I don't pull the number. It was cute.
00:36:58
Speaker 2: You probably had a big ass. His name was Greg.
00:37:00
Speaker 3: I still remember his name.
00:37:01
Speaker 2: Shout out to Greg. Did you ever call him? He was chocolate. Oh, chocolate. Did you call him? Beautiful chocolate boy.
00:37:07
Speaker 3: No, I didn't ever call him.
00:37:08
Speaker 2: No. Damn, Greg.
00:37:10
Speaker 1: If you see this, Greg, or if your girlfriend is watching this, Greg, from South Bend and Metrop back in circa....
00:37:17
Speaker 2: I didn't have a cell phone we just had the house phone and we lived with our granny at this time i'm like i'm not calling him for my granny phone what she was so straight you said you.
00:37:27
Speaker 1: Want your day camp did you have on a big ass day camp t-shirt yeah busted why the hell did he want your number still pulling me okay i know that's right but i just randomly thought and this is just barbie logic Everybody I know from South Bend is out of their fucking mind.
00:37:43
Speaker 2: They be crazy. And most of the times, they be mixed. I'm not familiar with their game.
00:37:46
Speaker 4: Are they?
00:37:47
Speaker 2: I thought you was going to say that. Have money. Do they? Do them in Fort Wayne.
00:37:51
Speaker 1: I done bust a few buddies from South Bend, so they got a lot of money.
00:37:54
Speaker 2: You got to love them.
00:37:55
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm junkies out there.
00:37:57
Speaker 1: Driving back from South Bend, nervous as hell.
00:37:59
Speaker 2: Like, just get back to Indy.
00:38:00
Speaker 3: Just get back to Indy.
00:38:02
Speaker 1: What is she on?
00:38:03
Speaker 2: I'm a changed woman now.
00:38:05
Speaker 3: I am a changed woman.
00:38:07
Speaker 1: But, boom, we went to the Soul Circus. It was so much fun.
00:38:10
Speaker 2: My son had the time of his life. It was hot as hell in there. I don't remember it ever being hot. But when you're a kid, you don't give a fuck about shit.
00:38:16
Speaker 3: But it was super fun.
00:38:17
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they brought it back. And then after that, I was lit. I snuck in some liquor. It was me, my friend, and her, my best friend and her boyfriend. I snuck us in some little Barbie pouches. And then I was like, okay, it's Saturday.
00:38:31
Speaker 2: It's lit.
00:38:32
Speaker 1: Let's keep the party going. So we went and we barbecued.
00:38:36
Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds like a cute little day.
00:38:37
Speaker 1: It was fun. So she's like, you going to make the macaroni?
00:38:39
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, bitch.
00:38:40
Speaker 1: Why y'all just, he going to get on the grill, you make the sides.
00:38:43
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to sit here. I make the drinks. I'm trying to be lazy. But I made the macaroni.
00:38:46
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to chill, bro.
00:38:47
Speaker 2: She made the baked beans.
00:38:49
Speaker 1: She made the double eggs and seasoned up all the meat. What is y'all two go-to sides for barbecue? Or y'all got four sides?
00:38:58
Speaker 2: Shit, well, when we are barbecuing, we got a platter, a whole fucking platter. There is a ghost in the studio. When I order barbecue, though, I want mac and greens. Greens with barbecue? Mm-hmm. Like, when I order, like, you know, like, you go to barbecue heaven or something.
00:39:19
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
00:39:20
Speaker 3: Mac and greens. What about you, Drop?
00:39:23
Speaker 2: Definitely mac, probably some potato salad or deviled eggs. I just started pasta salad I love me some pasta I just started.
00:39:32
Speaker 1: Pasta salad and deviled eggs like literally like a year or two ago.
00:39:35
Speaker 2: Really what was your beef with them before.
00:39:37
Speaker 1: Now I just didn't like nothing that was like and mayo-y.
00:39:41
Speaker 2: You like it?
00:39:42
Speaker 3: You one of them, Barbie.
00:39:43
Speaker 1: I like mayo, though, but I just think it's stuff like that, like potato salad and all that. I don't really fuck with, I don't fuck with coleslaw.
00:39:49
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with coleslaw. Y'all are really making up some potato salad or deviled eggs hot sauce.
00:39:57
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And since y'all got me on the little hot sauce thing, I've been, like, eating hot sauce now. I've been adding it to my eggs and everything.
00:40:03
Speaker 2: My girl. I be like, yeah, shout out to her, too. Hey, why would you bust that beer in that drink? Because it was so good. Nothing, y'all. Shout out to Ultra. This is... I like it. I like it. My nigga gonna be like, you are disgusting.
00:40:15
Speaker 3: Why are you drinking?
00:40:16
Speaker 2: What's a lot? He gonna tell me what's a lot. What's a lot, man? Because he only likes, like, ultra soft... Ultra.
00:40:24
Speaker 1: Ultra soft, feminine-ass girls.
00:40:27
Speaker 2: And it's just like, baby... I was surprised when they were impressed by the fact that we drink beer because niggas do be talking shit when you drink beer. They was feeling it. I don't know, but pasta salad too.
00:40:41
Speaker 1: I like pasta salad now, but it's just, I don't know, something as an adult.
00:40:44
Speaker 2: I didn't mess with it when I was a kid.
00:40:45
Speaker 1: Probably because my mom didn't like it. I'm scared of cats because my mom is.
00:40:48
Speaker 2: Scared of cats. I'm scared of cats. Terrified of cats.
00:40:53
Speaker 3: I'll bang some pasta salad though.
00:40:55
Speaker 2: Cats is just.
00:40:58
Speaker 2: She was running from chase i'm like.
00:41:01
Speaker 1: Eyes closed like kiki please kiki where your daughter please i'm so scared of cats and everybody's like why though because they are disgusting they're sneaky and they will attack you.
00:41:13
Speaker 2: No if like they say if cats like you i don't want you to like me you have a good way like you have a good energy.
00:41:19
Speaker 1: Fuck my energy don't come i was in puerto rico i wanted to stop talking to this dude because it is we.
00:41:24
Speaker 2: Were in puerto rico and it we were just.
00:41:26
Speaker 1: Like Looking at each other's eyes and talking and having a good old time.
00:41:30
Speaker 2: And a straight cat came.
00:41:31
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, no.
00:41:32
Speaker 2: I usually do this. Every time I freeze up, I close my eyes. I'm like, it's a cat. It's a cat.
00:41:35
Speaker 1: He's just laughing. I'm like, make it go away.
00:41:36
Speaker 2: Make it go away. He was laughing and didn't do anything. I was like, you cannot protect me. I'm done with you. Like, you see how fucking scared I am? Yeah. Why you act like with cats how you act with bees? And it's just like, I don't understand you bitches. It's not that fucking serious. them stray cats do be out the country though they just be.
00:41:54
Speaker 1: And I wanted to go to Santorini Greece I wanted to go there for my 30th birthday after I seen all of those they got a bunch of stray cats yeah I was like I'm cool I'm sorry I won't do it but would y'all ever date a guy that has like a extremely non-traditional pet like I was watching this thing I told y'all doom.
00:42:11
Speaker 2: Scroll it was a man he has a pet squirrel It doesn't live in his house. Okay. It don't live in his house? No, but he overly takes care of it. He had it in his house before. It don't really count as a pet if it don't live with him.
00:42:24
Speaker 1: He feeds it every day. If that squirrel want to come in his house, he can come in his house.
00:42:27
Speaker 2: A pet squirrel is cool.
00:42:29
Speaker 4: What?
00:42:29
Speaker 2: That be biting you. It was biting him. You should be more scared of a squirrel than a cat. I am scared of squirrels. I'm scared of almost everything. Oh, raccoons? Raccoons are scary. People have pet raccoons. They need to cut them nails. If you met this guy, he's absolutely perfect.
00:42:45
Speaker 1: And then you go get in his bed, you peel the covers back, and it's a raccoon up under the covers.
00:42:49
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't give a fuck if you got a puppy in your bed, a kitten. Don't put no motherfucking animal in a bed. Yeah, I don't like that. People don't play that shit. They be like, well, you can go. This is his bed. And I will.
00:42:59
Speaker 3: Peace.
00:43:00
Speaker 1: Like, non-traditional ass pets.
00:43:01
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not. I'm not doing no raccoon. No squirrel. I'd do a turtle. Turtles, yes, yes, yes. Snakes. What about an alligator?
00:43:10
Speaker 1: I've been with a man that had an alligator before.
00:43:13
Speaker 2: What's his name? No, I'm just kidding. She's stupid. Y'all know who it is. Oh, shit.
00:43:21
Speaker 1: And he ended up giving it away and he gave it to this white man and he kept it in his, because it was a baby when he had it. He gave it to this white man and it was in his basement and it grew. So I guess, I don't know, the white man got locked up and when they went to raid his house, he had a large.
00:43:36
Speaker 2: Alligator living in his basement. He turned the basement into like a swamp. Oh, I love that. That's so sweet. I love that.
00:43:42
Speaker 1: Y'all are fucking weird.
00:43:43
Speaker 3: I didn't say I love that.
00:43:44
Speaker 2: Don't turn my motherfucking basement into no motherfucking pond. What are some other non-traditionals? A chicken?
00:43:48
Speaker 1: People be having goats, pigs.
00:43:49
Speaker 2: Monkeys. I would love to have some chickens. I want a farm. As a pet? Yes. I mean, they actually serve their purpose. Like, other pets are meaningless. Yeah. Tarantula.
00:44:01
Speaker 4: Tarantula.
00:44:02
Speaker 2: As long as it's in the cake.
00:44:03
Speaker 3: I mean, the thing.
00:44:04
Speaker 2: I don't know what I call this. Your cat is fucking meaningless.
00:44:09
Speaker 3: No, her cat is a bitch.
00:44:11
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
00:44:11
Speaker 3: No, she's not.
00:44:13
Speaker 2: I said, look at the little cat. There was a little... What, girl? I thought that was a buffalo. What is that? It's a cow. It's a little furry cow. It's so cute. But I don't want to walk around with cow shit in your yard. Those motherfuckers stink. People be having pet pigs. No, thank you. All kind of shit. Pigs are cute.
00:44:35
Speaker 1: But for you to have to, you want to go to your nigga house and it's an oinky walking around.
00:44:40
Speaker 2: No.
00:44:41
Speaker 3: I don't want to smell a pig.
00:44:43
Speaker 1: Chat, y'all got to let us know what non-traditional fucking pets that y'all have. Because I know y'all got some weird shit.
00:44:49
Speaker 2: I can't do it.
00:44:50
Speaker 3: What made you go to these little cows?
00:44:56
Speaker 2: It's so cute. Now you want one?
00:44:58
Speaker 1: Y'all yard is big enough.
00:44:59
Speaker 2: It's kind of cute. But why? Why does she want one? Y'all gonna milk it?
00:45:06
Speaker 1: Oh.
00:45:09
Speaker 2: So a bull is a man. Okay. It's so adorable, but like, why?
00:45:14
Speaker 1: So y'all gotta have hay and clean up shit and stuff.
00:45:16
Speaker 2: Who's gonna do that?
00:45:16
Speaker 1: Her?
00:45:18
Speaker 2: It'll be outside. You want it in your house? Oh, oh. A monkey would be really nice. Like Bubbles. They throw shit. Like the Michael Jackson's one. And they're crazy. I have read too many stories of monkeys tearing people's faces off.
00:45:31
Speaker 1: What? Mike, look it up. They will tear your face off.
00:45:35
Speaker 2: Not the little ones that they be having as pets. Yes, they will. They're strong. What are those?
00:45:39
Speaker 3: What kind of monkeys are those? Little chimps?
00:45:42
Speaker 2: Micro i don't know.
00:45:43
Speaker 1: And i seen one woman had got like scratched by her monkey and got a an infection in her whole skin.
00:45:48
Speaker 2: That's what i've seen that happen to people with cats that's why i'm terrified of them them little monkeys are cute but they be tearing your house up they're bad chimpanzees is that what they are.
00:46:01
Speaker 1: Oh what is the little ones that people have it'd be little baby chimps right side note planet of the apes.
00:46:05
Speaker 2: Is a really good series It's a series? It's a series of movies.
00:46:10
Speaker 1: I want my son to watch it.
00:46:12
Speaker 3: It's so good.
00:46:13
Speaker 2: I don't know. Guardians of the Galaxy is one of my favorite series movies. Harry Potter is my ultimate favorite.
00:46:21
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:46:23
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys' favorite movies? Movie series? Like series?
00:46:26
Speaker 1: My favorite movie is Pineapple Express. I love white comedies, and I be so upset when I try to share that with people and they don't like it.
00:46:33
Speaker 2: My first white comedy that I actually laughed on was Superbad.
00:46:38
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that.
00:46:39
Speaker 2: I always thought that that shit was so dumb. I love it.
00:46:42
Speaker 1: He was like, I just feel like Will Ferrell is super forced. So when Will Ferrell came out, when we was at that award show, I was like, like, I love Will Ferrell.
00:46:50
Speaker 2: Absolutely love him. I was so excited.
00:46:52
Speaker 1: Like, I wish he would have stayed so I could have got a picture with Will Ferrell or I would have felt friendlier.
00:47:02
Speaker 2: Okay, movies. long because we have been how long we've been recording mike we've been yapping y'all 15 minutes okay okay well we got a little more shit to talk.
00:47:13
Speaker 1: Hey let's get it we was talking about no cap and his single post i've seen this this meme it said i'm cutting off i'm cutting off the best dick i've ever had in my life this shit feel like i'm quitting heroin.
00:47:27
Speaker 2: Have y'all basically been so addicted Have y'all? Yes. I have not.
00:47:33
Speaker 1: That's because you like little winkers.
00:47:36
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
00:47:37
Speaker 1: If you have something that touches your esophagus, you're going to be like, baby, where'd Trot go? Sorry, I was stretching.
00:47:46
Speaker 2: I was fucking playing.
00:47:49
Speaker 1: Come here daddy I thought you was in love like.
00:47:51
Speaker 2: No I was just trying to stray and I still can't stray but it's like that is heroin no look now I'm looking at this I'm like oh long Cindy this is bringing back memories length or girth length or girth child both of them both of them you can only pick one which one you gotta pick girth but then just imagine I don't know if I can.
00:48:20
Speaker 1: It's a little mushroom.
00:48:23
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:25
Speaker 2: I mean, it still could be like, you know, an average length.
00:48:28
Speaker 1: I don't want no short ass.
00:48:31
Speaker 2: I don't want no short ass stubby.
00:48:33
Speaker 1: Long pencil.
00:48:34
Speaker 2: Dicks be fun. They be fun.
00:48:38
Speaker 1: What you start up here and go all the way.
00:48:42
Speaker 2: Down you gotta stuff it in there i don't even remember what i was asking y'all what.
00:48:52
Speaker 1: I don't know let's go along speaking of somebody that's took a lot of digs can you drop our next real please i i know on on the podcast we supposed to be.
00:48:59
Speaker 2: Go yay or nay digmatized or not like Can you relate to the meme? Oh, sorry.
00:49:07
Speaker 1: Ms.
00:49:07
Speaker 2: ADHD herself.
00:49:08
Speaker 1: Because why would I be a host of anybody's show and I can't stay on track?
00:49:13
Speaker 3: Your guess is it's not.
00:49:16
Speaker 1: Get her the fuck out the middle.
00:49:18
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Shryde.
00:49:20
Speaker 5: Know shout out to the guys for believing in me but no digmatize i mean i don't want to know people that are in love after the first interaction so i'm in.
00:49:31
Speaker 2: Love we know no i'm just kidding Fuck you, tribe. Fuck you. Keep what you got to say. I got to say, once I fuck you, we go together. We go together. Granted.
00:49:43
Speaker 1: So I'm already going to be digmatized. Don't let it be good. Don't let the length, the girth. Don't let you talk to me. Don't let you.
00:49:50
Speaker 2: I long to get my booty.
00:49:53
Speaker 3: Eat my booty is crazy.
00:49:55
Speaker 1: But no. Yeah, I've been digmatized before. Person was a piece of shit ass person.
00:50:02
Speaker 3: But the dick was amazing.
00:50:03
Speaker 2: Same. And I was just like, I love you. And I just hope that you receive nothing but happiness in your life. Sometimes you don't care. It's so hard having to wean yourself off of a good dick on a bad person. That's very hard. It's hard. You be like, hmm.
00:50:17
Speaker 1: When he told me that I was the worst person in the world and I'll never amount to shit.
00:50:22
Speaker 2: He didn't mean it. And he owes my mom falling down the flight of steps. He didn't mean that. He didn't mean that. You don't mean that shit, Joey.
00:50:29
Speaker 1: Sorry, Joey.
00:50:30
Speaker 2: Y'all don't know him like I know him. Y'all don't know him. Fuck my family.
00:50:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck him, baby.
00:50:34
Speaker 2: It's me and him to the world, blow. Y'all not going to fuck me like he is. We locked in. They could bust a lap, boo.
00:50:40
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
00:50:40
Speaker 1: And then when you have to go without that, though, like, it's crazy.
00:50:43
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:50:44
Speaker 1: Once I turned 30, when I started ovulating, I really feel like a dog in heat.
00:50:52
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Go ahead.
00:50:52
Speaker 1: Oh, no, no.
00:50:53
Speaker 2: I've been ovulating, but once... 30 plus ovulation. No, that shit hit me at 30. The cycles hit different too. I'd be like, what the fuck is this?
00:51:03
Speaker 3: It ain't nothing to play with.
00:51:04
Speaker 1: But that ovulation, when I say that I could fuck a hairy cow.
00:51:08
Speaker 2: What? Baby, I need penetration. I need sweat. I need pressure. And I need it now.
00:51:18
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad.
00:51:20
Speaker 2: I don't know what. They don't warn you about this.
00:51:23
Speaker 1: You need to tell me that when I turn 30 that I'm going to become a horny maniac.
00:51:27
Speaker 2: For me, I get.
00:51:28
Speaker 3: Like really emotional.
00:51:30
Speaker 2: It wasn't like that at first when I was younger. Now it's like I will cry at the drop of a dime. Like sad? Yes. I'll cry over some stupid ass shit.
00:51:40
Speaker 3: I'll be like, I'm about to come on my period tomorrow.
00:51:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:51:42
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm the same way too.
00:51:44
Speaker 2: I'm the same way too.
00:51:44
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about like during ovulation. I'd be happy during ovulation. I'd just be like manic like. And dig me down, dig me down, dig me down, dig me down.
00:51:55
Speaker 3: Okay, this hoe right here.
00:51:56
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of fucking whores. I don't like her, and I don't care. You know, we're on a podcast, so we're not supposed to be biased, and we're not supposed to talk about people, but she is the scum of the fucking house.
00:52:05
Speaker 2: For you, I can make an exception.
00:52:08
Speaker 3: This was.
00:52:09
Speaker 2: She's filthy. Loser. exactly what she wanted this bitch yeah he ate so bad he feel like i feel right now how bitch he ate her up I love this song she was popping her shit bro and the timing on this like why would you even troll this bitch when this song is on bro my thing is how can you ever take pride in saying something like that I don't fuck all.
00:52:56
Speaker 1: Her niggas what there's females out here that are like that and what do you want babe what do you what recognition do you want from that she wants something cause she want a cookie And an insomnia cookie ain't going to do shit for you, cuz.
00:53:11
Speaker 2: Cuz what? I think that that's loser bitch energy. Absolutely. That's flunky shit. Like being loose.
00:53:17
Speaker 1: And I told y'all, I'm a get back ass bitch. So if she was getting get back, I could understand that. But her whole lifestyle is just literally about fucking men and exposing them. And I think that that is the dumbest thing that these men are doing is to continue to fuck her.
00:53:31
Speaker 2: There's so much vagina out here that.
00:53:32
Speaker 1: You don't have to fuck this bitch. bottom of the barrel, scum of the fucking earth.
00:53:37
Speaker 2: Like, literally, you do have to judge a nigga damn near by the bitches that he'll fuck.
00:53:45
Speaker 3: And that's just.
00:53:46
Speaker 2: Bottom of the barrel loser shit to brag on. You're bragging on getting cracked by a nigga. I would never brag on that. Ever. Because what? What is that? But her claim to fame is getting fucked. That's her whole niche.
00:53:59
Speaker 1: Bobby ate her up, though, baby.
00:54:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
00:54:01
Speaker 1: He felt that.
00:54:02
Speaker 2: Cardi B, his cousin, huh?
00:54:05
Speaker 1: My girl fucked up i i don't know i just think that's a loser activity and i it's been many instances though like i've been in a situation to be like i'm gonna get my get back i'm gonna fuck her nigga but i just feel like that's different than just being because what did cardi b do to her yeah you're you're just being a a hater like you're just literally being hater and even when i'm saying that i'm gonna get my get back on that nigga or on the bitch and fuck her nigga.
00:54:30
Speaker 2: That's different than, like, publicly trying to be funny. Like, I don't fuck dogs. Bitch, how you mad at me? Because you fuck my nigga.
00:54:36
Speaker 1: But I'm going to make sure that I'm getting way, way more out of the situation than to say that I got some cum.
00:54:42
Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
00:54:43
Speaker 1: I'm going to make your nigga fall in love. I'm going to make your nigga cash out.
00:54:46
Speaker 2: No, because literally, she said that he, she, he owe her money.
00:54:49
Speaker 3: Ooh.
00:54:51
Speaker 2: I've said. She gave him, like, some, some, like, 10 G's or something like that.
00:54:57
Speaker 1: You fucking a man giving him money?
00:54:59
Speaker 2: Like, Bitch, you're fucking up the game at this point. Bitch, why?
00:55:03
Speaker 1: Beat it.
00:55:04
Speaker 3: Bust a lap, weirdo.
00:55:05
Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's a fucking loser.
00:55:10
Speaker 1: Shout out to Bobby because I think that the most important thing is when people take up for you in rooms that you are not in because that was some fucking... No, no, she definitely deserved that read.
00:55:20
Speaker 2: And she sat there and looked at fucking stupid and stinky. Stupid as fuck.
00:55:24
Speaker 3: And stanky.
00:55:24
Speaker 2: That's what she did. She looked like she fucking stinks. Pew. Fucking pew. All right, y'all. Let's get up out of here. Trop phone jumper. Who was that? Girl, contractor. No, I got a lot going on. Big ball shit.
00:55:37
Speaker 1: I did not come at your size, baby. All right, so we are out of here. Make sure when y'all watch the NFL this coming week, y'all drink some Ultra.
00:55:47
Speaker 2: And I'm going to drop the recipe because this was so good. It was. I was going to say Kiki White. No, I keep pouring more and more beer. I'm a beer girl. Yeah, welcome to the team.
00:56:00
Speaker 1: All right, Chad, we love y'all and we see y'all next week. Bye.
