EP15: Queue Skipping, Lemurs and Surprise Trips

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Hi everybody, welcome to this week's episode of the Class or Pass Podcast with me, your host, Emir McGuire, and we have also got in the room Kamin at the samurai.
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Hi.
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What's up, you're holding?
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You're so extra.
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Well 49, so.
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You love a fan.
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You love fans more than me.
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Fannies.
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Um do you remember?
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Is that not what you meant?
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No! What did you mean?
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Because you're Eva McGuire, you have loads of fans.
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Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm that's what I meant too.
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Mine was a slip of a tongue.
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Anyway, um, so uh do you remember whenever we were maids?
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Uh-huh.
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And I brought you a present back from Amsterdam?
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Yeah, it was a fan.
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Got you a fan.
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Sorry, can you hear that in the mic?
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Is that annoying?
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Uh maybe it's ASMR, is it?
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ASMR.
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That's not too close.
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That's not too loud.
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I was hitting it, that's why it was too close.
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Who is on your fan?
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We have Kevin the Ostrich, Zachariah the donkey.
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Did you hear that?
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Sorry, that was Douglas shaking his tail feather.
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Milo the camel, Abbas the Lemur, Cusco the alpaca, Magath of the mini cow, and May the raccoon.
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Yeah, show to the camera.
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Show to your camera.
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There you go.
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Beautiful.
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Now.
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Got it, Greece.
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That leads us on well to our first A prop that you made me hold.
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I didn't even know you had that.
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I wouldn't have the I wouldn't have the forward thinking to be that contrived.
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Um Per Dougal is really struggling with the hate.
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Um so Yeah, she got it in Greece.
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So we we're gonna kick off this episode talking about our time in Greece.
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Because we had the oh my god, the most amazing time.
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So uh as you can see, our listeners, we are still in our Strabane uh beautiful studio Hive co-working space with the podcast studio.
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We are still here.
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Um our place is still water damaged, but we've got a little bit attached to this place and a little bit attached to to Connor uh as well.
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Oh, do you see his face?
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He looked creepily like you when he did that.
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Yeah, cute.
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We do, we're the same person, that's what his wife always says.
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Yeah, you are very similar.
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Very, very similar.
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Um, so what was I talking about?
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Grace.
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Oh yeah.
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So we yeah, we were on Greece, we're gonna talk about it.
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Um we had the most fantastic time, so obviously It was for my birthday because it's my birthday month.
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Yeah, so it's your birthday month.
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Um I actually might get Connor to put in the like a ten-second clip of me giving you the ticket.
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Um not.
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No, it's cute.
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It's cute.
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We can stick that in.
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Because what happened?
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You cried.
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I cry all the time, anyway.
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So I okay.
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Uh so I got you this really nice little um scratch card.
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Scratch cardboard and pass.
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So you had told me to take off a week off work.
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Yes.
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Um, and I know to some people that might be suspicious, but you had told me that you just wanted me off for the week of my birthday because you had loads of little things planned.
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Yeah.
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But you'd she'd been you'd been saying that for like two months.
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Yeah, I ch I I asked Chat GBT how could I um convincingly lie?
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And it said, stick to my story.
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So yes.
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Give me a script of what to say.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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So because I'm not I'm not very good at I was just laughing to you.
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And I know most people think, oh, you're going on holiday.
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I was like, no, no, because you said these little things in passing, like for instance, one day you said maybe four weeks before, if not before more than that, six weeks before, you said something along the lines of, oh, I really hope the weather improves for the week that we're off work.
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And I had said, Oh, why is it outdoors?
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And you says, No, the stuff that we're doing is not weather dependent, however, it'll just make it better if the weather's better.
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So you and there was other things that I kind of I'm a mastermind.
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I was convinced.
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You then said about two weeks before, I'd said, Is there any overnights?
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And you says there's one overnight, and you're like, I might tell you a few days in advance so you can prepare for it.
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Um, and you're like, it might be two night overnights.
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And I thought it was like I I was convinced you'd booked me flights to to Glasgow.
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I don't know where you got that from.
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So I've literally never mentioned one.
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Who lives in Glasgow, and I knew you were like you I knew you knew that I was like bummed that he couldn't come to Donegal.
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You were bummed?
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Sad.
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You can't say that.
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Why are you saying that?
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Because he's gay.
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Emer! What?
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Is he not?
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He is, and it's got it's totally irrelevant.
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Bum for the beef.
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I don't know, I think that was a little bit of a Freudian slip.
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No, it really wasn't.
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This just in camera samura is a homophobe.
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Anyway, go on ahead.
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So I was uh saddened that he couldn't come to my trip.
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And I just knew you'd been chatting to him, so I just had convinced myself we were going to Glasgow for a couple of days.
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Don't know where.
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Nope.
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No, ma'am.
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I'd even Googled.
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Oh, so that that's the other thing of suspicion.
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So you told me I'd booked Friday, you you told me to like make sure I was off on the Friday, whatever, and then you'd said something along the lines of I'd said what time do we get back at, and you'd said a time, and you said you were very strict about the time that we were getting home at.
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And that I was like, Well, why can't it be flexible?
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It must be a flight.
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So I Googled, was there any incoming flights from Glasgow on the Friday night?
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You surprise runner.
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I'm Moscer.
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Yeah.
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So that cemented my decision my and you were like, Yes.
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I have proven my high hypothesis.
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Yeah.
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And we're going to Glasgow.
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Yeah.
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On the 830 flight.
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So on the Sunday before my birthday was on the Friday, you give me the little scratch card, and I could not believe it.
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And a week in Rhodes.
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The reason I give to is because Megan was like Megan was like, Oh my god, you need to tell her before because she'll need to tan, she'll need to shave, she'll need to whatever, get a full face transplant, she'll need to do X, Y, Z.
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And I was like, like, really?
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Will she not just pack a bag that morning and go?
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Megan was like, I'm telling you and I, no.
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Um, so I was like, God, right.
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I didn't want because you'd given me all my gifts as well.
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So I knew there wasn't any more gifts coming.
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So I was like, I'm not gonna have anything on my birthday.
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So I was like, no, tell me on my birthday, like on Friday, tell me what we're doing.
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Because I assumed it was gonna be we're doing this today, and then tomorrow we're doing this, and then we're going to the Galgom, and then on this day we're going to Glasgow for two days.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Nice to see that she has low expectations.
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We're going to Glasgow for two days, we're going to the Galgorm, we're doing this today.
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We'll do it.
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We're going to go and see the Lemurs.
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No, not the Lemurs, the Capabaras.
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The Capabaras.
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So I tried so hard to get those Capibaras.
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Yeah.
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So um, so yes, I was convinced that was it.
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And Isaac, don't tell me, don't tell me.
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I'll just I'll have all my clothes on.
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Don't tell me, even though I've checked flight radar and I know exactly when we're landing.
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Don't tell me.
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So in the end, when I did see that we were going to Rhodes, I was like, fuck, you know me.
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I needed to book appointments, I needed to get all my summer clothes out because obviously we're not having a summer at the minute.
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Yeah.
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They're also vacuum sealed under the bed.
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Yeah, to get you to get your your nails done.
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I need to get my nails done.
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I need to get my lashes done.
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Oh, your lashes, you had to get your lashes done.
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Lash disaster, but what a what a dislaster.
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Um I was hard to get my tongue out.
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That's like how I find normal words.
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I know.
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Um, so yeah, I told you we were going and you were over the moon, but it was really nice because it was a few days in advance then.
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So we had a few days to get excited.
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Yeah, with days to get all excited for it.
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And I've had the best time.
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Oh my god.
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The place that we stayed was unreal.
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The guy Yannis.
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Oh my god, we arrived.
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Shout out to Yannis! He we arrived after midnight and he greeted us at our apartment with a pizza.
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So, show what I'm gonna send this link to Yannis.
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Yannis looked like Connor.
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Yeah, there was a resemblance.
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Yeah, Yannis was very, very like you.
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Connor did not get my pale hairless skin.
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Connor's a lot more Yannis-y looking than me.
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Yante Yannis?
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You're Yante Yannis.
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That's that's how I kept remembering to say his name, because it's Yanis Yannis.
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So we got there and I was really struggling.
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So Yannis owned this beautiful, stunning studio apartment uh just inside the walls of Rhodes Old Town.
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And because I'm such a water baby and I'm obsessed with the sea, the pool, everything, it didn't have a pool because it's inside the old town.
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And I was so stuck between I thought he farted too.
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What was he doing?
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Slurping?
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Slurping is hydrating.
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Uh so I thought I was just about to turn around and you had the bum cheek lifted up.
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The beans coming out.
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You push those beans up there.
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Um, uh it's not.
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It's not.
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Anyway, I was gonna say which is the reason to join the Patreon, but it's not, so don't.
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Um so yeah, I was really stuck between this little apartment uh owned by Yanis and going to like a resort with a big fancy pool and all this here, and I really couldn't decide, and then I thought there's just something about that apartment, and then somebody wrote in the review and said in the garden of it, there's a gorgeous big lemon tree, and they sat out in the morning and had their coffee, and I thought, you'll just love that.
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Yeah, and literally one step from it was the beach.
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But the reviews, the reviews are so funny.
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Like the one guy was like, This was great, had a great time there that can't fought the apartment, and obviously asked you for a negative or a con.
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And he was like, The bed was a little too hard for my wife who likes a softer bed, but Yanis went and got us a mattress topper, and then another couple had said um There wasn't enough storage for the close.
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There wasn't enough storage for the clothes, but it's fine because Yanis went out and bought them a chest of drawing.
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Yannis was class, it was the sweetest, sweetest guy.
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On the last day, we our flight was like what 11:30 p.m.
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And check that was 11am.
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So he was taking our bags for us and he's this way he was going, we were at the beach, and he was like, wait, wait, and he ran and he got us two iced coffees and two bottles of water and was like, You need to stay hydrated, have a nice time at the beach, bye.
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And then we went back for dinner.
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It was amazing.
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Give us some drinks.
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When I texted him for uh can you get me a few more towels?
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Oh, yeah.
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He left the towels and everything.
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Oh, bars of special chocolate.
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Uh this is my favourite.
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He texted me as my favourite chocolate.
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I thought Yannis.
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Do you know what he said?
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Do you remember what he did?
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If I knew you existed, I would not be a lesbian.
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I wouldn't.
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He was perfection.
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Maybe we can have a thruple with Yannis.
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Do we have to do anything with him?
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I don't think so.
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No.
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He seems he seems happy.
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He does seem happy.
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He's very chipper.
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Maybe he has somebody.
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He said to us on our first when we arrived, and he had a pizza for us, he was like, Enjoy your stay.
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You have a friend in Greece.
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Oh, yeah.
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And the two of us were near crying.
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And I was like, Yeah, I was like, I think I love you.
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I think I've made a mistake.
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And even um, like when he left us off that pizza, it's because it was so he called us the taxi for the airport, and we got in so late, like what was it, 1am or something?
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Between 12 and 1am, yeah.
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And he was like, I thought you should be hungry, and blah blah blah.
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And he either owns the restaurant or his family owns a restaurant.
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Um and he's obviously I think they're Greek Italian, and that's where he got it from, and it was delicious.
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And then, of course, we went and at in the restaurant twice, so maybe Yannis is just a marketing genius.
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But we then did go and eat in the restaurant twice, and it was incredible.
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And the first time we were going eating it, Yanis said, I said, we're gonna go to the restaurant, and Yanis said, Tell them you're with Yanis.
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There was a cue down the street.
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I walked up and I said, So excuse me, where are the other two from Yanis' thropple?
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And skipped everybody, let us straight in.
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You can't send this to Yannis now that we've said that.
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And constant yeah, we can you'd be flattered.
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And a constant cue out there, and it was and I don't like Italian food.
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I and I do not eat pasta.
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Yeah.
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Um, I just find it not as I just Well, I don't like it because I don't like pasta.
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I like pasta, okay, but I it just I feel like a lot of the time I can cook the pasta myself.
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But the pizza was beautiful, so we were like, we have to go.
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We went back and got another pizza, and then on our last day, we th we said to ourselves, let's have our last meal.
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Big bowl of pizza.
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Because we're gorgeous.
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And I ordered pasta for the first time in my life.
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It was like a five-hour flight, and we're like, we're not gonna eat again for hours.
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Yeah.
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And oh my god, we got two past a pasta each and a big massive p bowl of salad.
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And it was magnificent, it was beautiful.
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Um, so yeah, we had a great time.
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The beaches and roads are Pebble beaches and when you think they're class, people be like, I remember like a week before you were doing somebody's hair, and you were talking about holidays, and you came home and says, Oh, she said she really wanted to go to Rhodes, but apparently the beaches are really shit.
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And I thought, I've just spent six months' wages on a holiday to there.
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And um, I was like, my heart really fell, and then I thought, God, you're gonna hate the beaches, but the pebble beaches made it made it because there was no annoying sand everywhere.
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Yeah, it was sore on your feet, yes, but we went and bought some like the two lesbians that we are.
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Yeah, very cool watershoes.
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Yeah, uh, had a great time.
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We went on a boat the second day.
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We went on two, we had two boat trips.
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With two boats, the first one there's only 20 people.
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It was less.
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We had like it only was supposed to take 25, even though apparently this boat would take like 40 odd.
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And there was like 17 or 18 people.
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But it was a speed boat, big speed boat.
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Speedboat, we stopped at all the famous bays we got out, we jumped in, swam, snorkeled, went in the cave.
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Went in the cave, amazing food, right?
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Amazing drinks.
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This uh episode just totally unrelated, sponsored by Rhodes.
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Um, and if you would like go on jet2.com and use the code Emer Loves Yannis.
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Um, yeah, we got tattoos as well.
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We got little little Greek.
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That's it.
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Like it does, Greek eye.
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I got that one.
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We got we actually got that on our on our last night because we had such a good time.
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Um we loved it so much, and yeah, we went on another boat trip to Simi Island.
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We oh my god, we rented a vintage buggy one day, travelled all around the island.
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Um, I loved it so much that we rented another one.
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I felt like James Bond.
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Yeah, and the second day we rented, we went to a petting farm.
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Oh my god.
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We went to a petting farm.
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So I think it's a family who rescue all these animals.
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Um, they had camels, they had we Googled it to make sure that it was like not a cruel place.
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Yes, that it was like a sanctuary, which it was.
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And it was, and they're obviously really strict that uh there was some animals, animals you could pet, other animals you weren't allowed to touch.
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So we fed ostriches, we oh my god, they brought this big massive raccoon out and touched the raccoon.
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Give me a wee hug.
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Um, and then this the most amazing part, we went into this massive, like the home of the lemurs, emer the lemur, and uh you literally go in and the lemurs are jumping all over you.
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We'll definitely put a little video or a picture of that in here because that was one of the most incredible things that I have ever experienced.
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Now we're big animal lovers, yeah.
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But the lemurs were so friendly and so affectionate, which I couldn't believe.
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I nearly had a meltdown in the lemurs because of you lacking in the picture.
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So the way it worked, everybody had to stand around in circle, only so many people were allowed in.
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She was very strict.
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So there was two baby lemurs in the what would you call that that they were in?
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It was an enclosure, but it was all kind of open.
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It's like an Avery almost, wasn't it?
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That's exactly what it was.
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It was an Avery.
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And one of the babies, was it two weeks old?
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Here's Susie Dent over there.
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He was two old.
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Susie Bent.
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Ava, you crack yourself off.
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I really do.
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It's why I'm so happy.
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I make myself laugh all the time.
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God help me.
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So the lame race, there was a two-week old baby.
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And it was a two-day-old baby.
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The two-day-old baby was attached to its mom, and they were like, Leave her alone, do not touch her.
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It never came off, it's mother's cute.
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Uh or the mum, they were like, Leave the mum alone.
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But they were like, the baby, the two was it two weeks or two months?
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Maybe two months.
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It was two months.
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Yeah.
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They were like, that baby will climb on you, but the mum will not be happy about it.
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So she was like, if the baby climbs you, she says, very gently, lift it off and just set it down as quickly as possible.
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And it was like, She said it will attack.
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And she says, You will need stitches.
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She says the mummy.
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She kept saying, was she she was Australian.
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Australian.
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But she had a really it's like she's a but has lived there for a long time, so had a really broken usual accent.
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Yeah, I thought she was South African, but anyway, she says, You do not touch the baby, the the mama will attack, and then this mama will attack.
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Because she kept saying she was their mama and all this, and they really did love it.
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Annie, she put the fear of God into everyone so much so that lots of people left the queue and were not going in because she says, You will be sent to hospital, these the mother will rip you to shreds.
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So, of course, in the Avery in the enclosure, anytime the baby went on anybody, everyone was like, The baby's on you, the baby did you see one time one woman was like this one woman literally took them in boom, flung it off.
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Um, it was on you too.
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It was on me a couple of times, and I was like, get it off me, get it off me.
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Yeah, but the baby was adorable.
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And it kept wanting to climb, and everybody and they literally just jumped from person to person.
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Yeah.
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So I was annoyed.
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Sticky feet, yeah, the baby pads.
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So what I was annoyed was she had us on a circle and they were mostly clambering her, and she was going round the circle, so these lemurs were clambering over the next person, next person, next person, and she was like, Get your cameras ready.
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So I stepped out of the queue to take pictures of Aamer with the lemur, and as I was taking pictures of her with the lemurs on it, the lemurs were also all over me.
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But of course, Ama was not taking any pictures of me.
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So as I was all these lemurs on me, nobody's getting any photographic evidence of it, lemurs or me.
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I was and I was too in the moment with my namesakes.
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Yeah, I couldn't even like interact with mine because I was too busy trying to get the pictures.
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Because then the point was she was in supposed to take pictures of me.
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But no, no, your woman went on, and I was like, Emir, you didn't get any pictures of me with the lemurs and your woman was away.
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And she was like, Oh, well, sure, run around to the circle sack the circle, join, rejoin the circle, and I'll take pictures of you.
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So I was like, right, so we ran around the circle, felt like I was skipping the queue.
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Um, but ran back in.
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Technically wasn't, I was going backwards in the queue, wasn't I?
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Got back into the queue, and as I'm waiting for the lemurs to climb onto me, one jumps on Eamur, who's supposed to be taking pictures of me.
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And as that happens, the lemurs jump on me, but Amur takes my phone and starts doing selfie mode of her with lemurs, and I suddenly with all these lemurs on me going, I swear to fucking god, if you do not get this picture of me with lemur.
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I can't I'm a lemur magnet.
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I cannot help it.
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I cannot help it.
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And I you I was like, Amur, seriously, I'm gonna miss out again on a picture.
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They felt like kindred spirits with me, and I told them that the lemur at Belfast Zeus called Emer and they're like, Oh my god, so you're basically a lemur.
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So they would the emers, the lemurs is yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So they would not leave me alone.
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So what what was I to do?
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And when they came over and I was taking a selfie, they were like, take a selfie.
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So what was I to do?
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That didn't happen anymore.
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It did happen in my head.
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But then I eventually got a couple of good pictures of you.
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Eventually.
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Yeah, and we made friends with a Welsh man.
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Oh yes.
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I even got pictures of him for him.
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Nobody took a picture of me.
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Yeah, no, because I went in my phone, there's all these pictures of a big Strapham Welsh guy with a lemur on his head.
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I was like, what the hell?
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So yeah, that was that was an incredible experience.
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Absolutely.
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So yeah, that's our update on Greece.
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Yeah.
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You alright?
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Do you need a wee drink?
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No.
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Alright.
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I know.
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If you could only see the table in front of us, it's absolutely disgusting.
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We have one, two, three, four tins of seven up.
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I'll look at it sport and two bottles of water.
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Two packets.
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And a packet of McCoy's and a packet of uh my lip oil, my bottles, my hairbrush.
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A Doritos A receipt.
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Can I put my lip oil on when I'm at it?
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A hairbrush for some reason.
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So what's our topic?
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Our topic is key skipping.
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Oh my god.
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This is related to grease.
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It is related to grease.
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Oh.
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Worst of the worst.
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There's obviously always occasions when you keep it.
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I would just like to put a disclaimer out there for anything that I might say.
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It's be the most controversial, Michael, most controversial text.
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We don't mean queue skipping when you need to.
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So I'm just different.
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Yeah.
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We mean just Do you mean like we're not saying people need special assistance?
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Yeah.
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Well, if someone's wheeling past, I'm not gonna be like, here, you're skipping the queue.
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No, but also like there's times as well, even during security and planes, if somebody's flight's gonna go, go.
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Do you know what I mean?
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If somebody's gonna need the toilets desperate, go.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I'm never like there's gonna be circumstances when you're like, please go.
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Yeah, you do get a bit irritated at me sometimes because if there's a kid, or sometimes an older person, I will let them go in front, and you'll be like, That happened when we were getting on the boat in Greece, it happened at the airport.
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I let like a few kids out, and you were like, Don't be letting her out in front of you, and I was like, she's like I don't give a shit.
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You wanted me to body slam her into the water?
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Yeah.
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I was just like, I was like, she's only a baby.
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Like, doubling that we bitch, brother.
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Like, that's what they just walked in.
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You were like, actually, Sam, I think they were here first.
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Yeah, they were they were there before us.
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So we had a bad queuing experience in in Greece.
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You weren't happy?
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I wasn't happy.
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So basically, we were getting on this boat, and the way it worked, you'd check in, and then you'd join this big massive queue that was waiting to get on the boat once you got your board and pass.
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But people were checking in and then starting to hover around because the check-in bit was where you got on.
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Yeah, and they were not joining the queue.
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They weren't joining the queue.
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So I joined the queue and I was the person at the very back of the queue for a very long time.
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And more and more people were gathering around the front, and I was thinking, I'm not gonna stand at the back of this queue like a Wally.
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If everybody else is gonna push in, I'm gonna push in too.
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Wally?
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Where's where's Wally?
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Sometimes your brothers here, you're bullying me.
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The pair of you keep looking at each other I'm laughing at me.
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Because you're embarrassing me, because you're getting progress.
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Yeah, you're progressively getting more English.
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Yeah, we're now standing there like a right, Wally.
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That's Australian media.
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With my Broly.
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That's another thing you always say.
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I was, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, geez.
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You're being very rude, Ema.
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Oh, I quite like that.
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It was about Gillian Anderson.
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Did again.
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Gillian Anderson's American.
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But I've only seen her with the British accent.
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Oh, okay.
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So, like in the fall.
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I know she does.
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Fuck, I love her.
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You got you got me mad when I said I loved Gillian Anderson and now you're saying you love Gillian Anderson.
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It's okay for me to love her.
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I have no chance with that.
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She's never gonna look at me.
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Just put a fantasy.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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What?
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What?
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What?
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Anyway, back to our queue skipping.
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So I was standing at the back of the queue and then eventually this group of girls, like four or five young pretty girls, came up behind me.
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And what?
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Why are you looking at him again?
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What's happening now between you?
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Nothing! We have sibling telepathy.
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I can't do something to put it on.
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I can't help it if he puts thoughts in my head while you're talking.
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I have no control over it.
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I'm gonna put some kind of sheet.
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Like back in COVID when they used to put big barriers between everything.
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Yeah, so you can't stop spying.
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You're gonna go here from now on.
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Okay.
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So I can what keep an eye on him.
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Tell us.
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Anyway, so I sat at the back of the coup and these girls came up behind me and they were standing waiting.
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And then caught- Oh, the girls were the slush puppies.
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Yes.
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So I had kind of thought the reason I I like spied them was because finally people came behind me in the queue.
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So obviously I just took note of these young girls.
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So then the next thing I'm waiting and waiting, you finally come, you were getting drinks or something, and you come and meet me.
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I was checking us in.
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Oh wow, yes.
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So then the next thing was I turned around and there was a couple of girls behind me that weren't the original girls.
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Oh yes.
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Then another, then two couples, these so three couples, but they were all separate.
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And basically they were all trying to push forward, they pushed past the young girls, and I think because the other the young girls were young, they had just let them, you know, they didn't have the balls to say anything.
00:25:13.039 --> 00:25:21.359
And I was saying to her, they're trying to pass by this older couple they would have been in their 60s, like so you stood at like a security guard, like because they would have to be able to do it.
00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:25.200
She says to me, Don't let don't you let anybody else pass?
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:30.480
Basically, what had happened was all these people that had gathered round the front.
00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:35.680
The woman who obviously was running the trip was like, You're not getting in here, you need to be in the queue, you need to go.
00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:37.759
And there was a gap that people were slipping up.
00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:49.519
Yes, so then basically what was happening, the queue then got so long this was like a pavement this wide, but obviously the queue was this thing, so people were coming up the sides, trying to just all squish in, and it was like, I don't fucking think so.
00:25:49.759 --> 00:25:51.119
So she sent me, she was going below.
00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:54.079
She sent me, she sent me out.
00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:56.880
Don't let anybody else up through there, and I says, okay.
00:25:57.279 --> 00:26:00.079
But at the end of the day, we all want to sit beside the person we're with.
00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:07.519
Then we had arrived 30 minutes early, said to get arrived 30 minutes early, and the queue was already so big, so the people at the front of the queue must have arrived an hour early.
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:12.640
So I'm sorry, but if you're willing to arrive an hour early, you deserve to sit beside each other and be first in the queue.
00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:17.359
So if these people wanted are so afraid that they're not gonna sit beside you, you should have come an hour early.
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.319
Do you know what I mean?
00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:21.119
I don't know what you mean, for I heard this many times in rules.
00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:22.799
I heard us, I heard us tell you.
00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:26.559
You were bitching too, you were really bitching, because then a second.
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:31.119
Oh no, I wasn't bitching, I was openly saying, shouldn't be skipping.
00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:33.599
Well, remember then that other couple then started coming down.
00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:33.839
Yep.
00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:37.119
And some English fella went, Excuse me, there's a coup.
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:37.759
Yeah.
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:40.160
And they just pretended not to speak English.
00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:41.680
Or maybe they didn't speak English.
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.440
They no, they they turned around and started to leave, but then they were like, What are we doing?
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:46.880
And they they went back to skipping.
00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:47.279
Yeah.
00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:51.200
And whenever he said, Excuse me, there's a coup, what did I shout?
00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:52.160
Good for you.
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:54.000
Good for you, good man.
00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:55.119
Good man.
00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:56.880
That's what she said really loudly.
00:26:56.960 --> 00:27:06.079
But then it was really odd because the two younger girls who were directly behind me, who obviously had skipped the four younger girls than that, they were like they were looking at me very bashfully.
00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:08.000
Yes, because I was shouting at everybody's heart.
00:27:09.039 --> 00:27:09.599
Good man.
00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:12.319
So we didn't let anybody skip off, so I was ready.
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:13.839
I was standing like us.
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:16.880
Yeah, you should have had that wristband on it, it makes you look harder.
00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:17.440
Does it?
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:19.119
Yeah, it makes you look really hard.
00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:21.759
Looks like you've been karate chopping stuff.
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:24.640
I've been karate chopping the Q skippers in Greece.
00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:25.440
Yeah.
00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:29.680
So yeah, that was- That r uh actually that really riled you up.
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:30.400
I couldn't believe it.
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:34.559
I just can't believe people are so rude to just blatantly and it's older people.
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:37.440
I know there was a young couple, but it is mostly older people.
00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:43.920
Well, I have found in my experience, and this might not go down well because I tend to have an older audience.
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:53.680
In my experience, I have only ever really been skipped by obviously kids might go in front because they don't know what they're doing, but adult-wise, it's usually older people.
00:27:53.759 --> 00:28:00.880
And I remember when I was a lot younger and in a relationship, and we were both very, very young, two young girls.
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:05.599
We always would have been accused to check into hotels, check in at the airport now.
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:07.839
Older people would have just walked right past.
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:11.759
I remember being in a hotel in Dublin one time, and there was a couple checking in.
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:16.480
We were the next couple, and there were two older people came up behind us, and we've been waiting a good while.
00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:18.240
And it wasn't like they didn't see us.
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:21.359
The person said next, and they were standing behind us.
00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:23.680
They literally just walked around us and up.
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.680
But why did the person serving you allow that?
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:26.559
Because I know I would be.
00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:27.839
No, no, no, they didn't.
00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:31.440
I said I can't remember what I said, but I said something.
00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:31.839
Yeah.
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:32.640
Like, sorry.
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:33.920
Excuse me, we're next.
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:34.960
Excuse me.
00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:36.880
And did they just act like they didn't see you or something?
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:40.079
Or what has happened.
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:44.480
Like, I don't know what people always go on about how young people are so rude.
00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:47.440
I have not found that's not in my experience.
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:47.920
No.
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:49.599
Uh that's not what I've found.
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:53.519
But I think it's older people think that younger people should just respect them and allow them to do that.
00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:56.079
And when they don't allow them, that's us being rude.
00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:59.519
Well, they should respect them, but I mean it should be equal.
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:03.759
You know, if you're cute, uh it's different if you can't stand or you're not whatever.
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:04.880
Exactly, but that wasn't the case.
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:07.759
A young person could be standing there with a stoma bag or something.
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:08.319
Do you know what I mean?
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:13.680
Like that's not that's uh yeah, wait, you got really I got so annoyed.
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:16.799
Well, it seems to be a holiday thing.
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:21.440
We've got a few messages about people that happened to you on holidays, one of them being your sister Kitty.
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:24.319
Kitty! Kitty's replied.
00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:25.039
Jeez.
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:28.960
Kitty said, Oh my god, this kept happening when we were on holidays.
00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:33.759
We were waiting for the lifts in the hotel with two prams and other families queued behind us too.
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:40.079
Then these old people would just rock up, walk past everyone, and get into the lift ahead of everyone else.
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:40.799
So rude.
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:43.440
Not even old old, like just 60 plus.
00:29:43.680 --> 00:29:44.400
God forgive me.
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:48.240
They were either I'll not maybe say that bit but so bloody rude.
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:50.400
What?
00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:51.200
English?
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:55.119
No, it doesn't say English actually, but it does say where they're from, but I'll just maybe not read that out.
00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:00.480
Do you say Protestants?
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:01.839
No, no.
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:02.640
What does it say?
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:04.799
We just want to say No, we'll cut it out.
00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:05.920
French or German.
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:07.920
Because we think that couple was German.
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:09.519
But why can we not read that out?
00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:10.000
I don't know.
00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:12.000
I thought you were gonna say something really offensive.
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:16.799
No, but we can't just be like slagging off nations for Well, we're not, that's an evidence-based study.
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:17.359
Okay.
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:28.400
So well we're just Well we can we can we can devil's advocate it because yes, the couple that skipped NRs were German.
00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:33.680
Kitty's saying they were French or German, but we also had a wonderful experience with a group of German men.
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:35.599
That sounded strange.
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:42.160
What I meant to say.
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:46.240
Wooden tag.
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:56.799
So what I was gonna say is we did have a lovely experience in uh Simi Island, yeah, where everybody seemed to be German.
00:30:56.960 --> 00:30:57.200
Yeah.
00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:59.519
There's a lot of German holdy makers in Rhodes.
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:01.759
Uh it was either lesbians or Germans, yeah.
00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:01.920
Right?
00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:03.519
Or German lesbians, yeah, right.
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:08.400
And we uh went to Simi Island and we went, I don't eat fish.
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:11.599
You don't eat a tiny, tiny bit of a fish.
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.200
We used to be pescatarian, so still maybe once a year have a little bit of seafood.
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.079
Yeah, but I don't eat fish ever and I've never eaten any fish.
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.559
But we went to Simi Island, and the famous thing on Silly Simi Island is Silly Island.
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:24.480
Simi Island is semi shrimp.
00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:29.119
And we've been trying to get me to try new things, and I've been brave in trying them.
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:32.960
And we were there, um, you were like, We have to try the semi.
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:36.319
Well, you said you had to try it, and I said, Do you know what?
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:37.920
Like, I'm gonna try it.
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:38.960
And you were like, What?
00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:41.279
You couldn't get over it, and I was like really proud of myself, right?
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:41.920
I'll try it.
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:47.119
So we got this semi-shrimp, and it called a teeny tiny tiny shrimp.
00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:50.880
Um they haven't been you eat the whole thing.
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:52.400
Yes, the heads have been taken off.
00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:54.799
But it's tiny.
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:55.920
Like I mean tiny.
00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:57.839
Well, I've seen half a watts it.
00:31:58.160 --> 00:31:58.640
Yeah.
00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:01.759
So they put they we got it, they put the thing out.
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:05.680
Um we really wanted to try it, but they did give us a really rather big dish of it.
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:06.160
Yeah.
00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:08.319
And we just wanted to try it because that's what you eat.
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:09.759
But we couldn't eat that much of them.
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:12.400
No, so I literally had a couple of bites of them.
00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:13.279
It was like popcorn.
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:14.640
And you did the same.
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:16.720
And then it didn't taste like normal prawn.
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:18.799
It tasted like prawn but sweet at the same time.
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:20.000
To me, it was really strange.
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:20.799
It was strange.
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:27.519
No, I didn't like it because of the crunch, it really gives gave me the heebie jeebies, and I've what but anyway.
00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:39.599
So we had it, but they also brought us out all this complimentary stuff while we were waiting, which was like these wee mini fish, of course, what I wasn't gonna eat, these things with muscles, which I wasn't gonna eat, so quite a lot of ours was wasted.
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:45.599
And you had ordered had to be work with CalMRA, came out with the tentacles and all on it.
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:47.680
I was I could hardly look at the table.
00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:56.720
But like we're not I know look at me, you wouldn't think this, but we don't eat massive portions or massive amounts, so we had loads of food left, which we always both feel really bad about.
00:32:56.960 --> 00:32:57.599
Always feel so bad.
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:02.480
We try not to order too much because it's a sin like it's it's it's it's pretty simple.
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:08.640
And especially when it is something that's been meat, I feel like it's not I've not had it.
00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:10.079
Yeah, that's worse.
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.240
But this big boatload of German men came over.
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:17.359
I wouldn't say a boatload, it was six German men, maybe eight.
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:18.799
They came off a small boat, Sam.
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:19.680
I saw them.
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:25.039
I literally saw we sit, we were sitting beside the harbour, I saw them, it was a boatload.
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:26.000
I didn't.
00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:29.039
It was literally a boatload of German men.
00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:32.319
So anyway, they walked through the restaurant and started talking to us.
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:34.720
Yeah, they started talking to us and they were like, Oh, shrimp, yeah.
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:36.559
And uh I was like, please try some.
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:38.400
And they were like, Are you okay with us trying it?
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:39.119
And I says, Yes.
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:42.880
So they tried it and then we were like, take it, take it.
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:44.079
And then there was so much.
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:47.920
They took it and then they were like, Oh, uh, looking at the other stuff, and I was like, What about the calamari?
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:48.480
Have you finished?
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.599
Take the calamari, so they took all our leftovers, yeah.
00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:58.000
Um they said we were hungry Germans, yes, that's how we knew we were German, and they were so nice and polite.
00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:08.960
So we're not saying anything about hashtag all Germans because they were lovely and they were older, but we're just saying sometimes there is people in general, it doesn't matter where they're from.
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:24.800
Um, because we also had people on our boat who I don't I have no idea where they were from, but we thought they were very standoffish, and then with other people from other places who were very friendly and that Lithuanian couple were lovely, and the three Filipino girls were lovely, so sweet.
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:26.400
And you remember the English couple?
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:27.039
Oh, yes.
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:36.639
So the second day we got on the boat, and this guy gets on, and he said, I didn't I didn't know where he was from at first, yeah, and then he he started chatting to me.
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:38.480
And um Manchester?
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:39.280
Oh, he's from Birmingham.
00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:46.639
Oh yes, he was Brummy, and his girlfriend was from London, yes, and I system you alright, because there were three seats.
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:55.599
So Sam, me, and him, and then his girlfriend was over at the other side, and he was like, Oh, I was watching the night after the England the night after the England match at England, big Croatia.
00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:58.480
Yeah, I was watching the football last night, I'm so hungover.
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:03.039
I've been sick constantly from 7am, and I was like, What did you get in the boat for?
00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:05.199
Um, but it was obviously because someone's girlfriend booked it.
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:06.800
He sat the whole time we toil around his own.
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:10.159
Literally a towel like this for her, and he said at one point, how long does it take to get to Simi?
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:12.559
And we he we said an hour, and he was like, This is his girlfriend.
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:13.920
It takes an hour.
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:14.639
I know.
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:17.119
Um, but they were really, really lovely as well.
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:21.039
Because they got in the water with us and then they were like, Oh, we feel a bit better because they jumped into the sea.
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:30.559
I know, and remember the boat kept move we had to get back at the boat because it started to become dislodged, it started moving really fast, and you started to panic because you were getting really tired trying to swim back to it.
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:34.159
He kept saying to me, I was swimming beside him.
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:35.679
He kept saying to me, Are you alright?
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:36.239
Are you alright?
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:38.000
I thought he was thinking I was struggling.
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:40.559
I I was afraid that you were struggling because I had struggled so much.
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.639
Yeah, because you started to shout, Aim, are you okay?
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:43.360
Because do you know what?
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.159
I was thinking, somebody passed me a pool noodle.
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:49.199
But that's what I was gonna do, pass your poodle noodle, but you were saying you were okay.
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:50.159
No, I was fine.
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:50.639
Okay.
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.880
I was about to fire poodle noodles out.
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:55.519
Three men asked me if it was okay.
00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:59.519
And I thought, well, I'm okay now since all these boys are asking, I have to keep up with them.
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:05.760
I was like jaws, so yeah, um, yeah, those Q skippers were were not great.
00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:06.719
I'm not a fan.
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:12.800
I am gonna give Q skippers a massive pass because I I hate the unfairness of it.
00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:20.800
Um not if it's obviously somebody disabled specialists and none of that, not talking about any of that, obviously.
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:24.000
Oh, did you see yesterday there was the thing about Manchester Airport?
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:25.920
Yeah, who shot you sent me it?
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:26.400
Mm-hmm.
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:34.639
So basically, um there's a girl I follow online, she's autistic, and Manchester Airport.
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:41.599
Um she had been there and they had a big massive sign up saying Manchester and Leeds Airport have both done it.
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:46.480
People with sunflower lanyards, uh, please use any queue.
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:50.800
So she was posting saying they've said this instead of the special assistance queue.
00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:53.920
So obviously, if you're autistic, you can use the special assistance queue.
00:36:54.000 --> 00:37:06.480
Um and she says that she asked lots of staff members, and six staff members confirmed that you were no longer to use the special assistance queue autistic or whatever, unless you have a physical disability, which is pure discrimination.
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:12.960
Like imagine you have an autistic child who's gonna have a meltdown because they're they're in a queue or whatever.
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:19.519
Um and she started the hyperventilating like Douglas doing now, and uh have a panic attack.
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:20.800
And what are you laughing at?
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:21.440
Him?
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:29.679
Oh, you can hear him through your headphones, and uh they still wouldn't let her in the queue, so she has been posting all day and they've finally taken it back and says, Okay.
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:30.559
Oh, have they?
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:30.880
Yeah.
00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:32.480
Where did you did you see an update then?
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:33.760
Yeah, an update from her.
00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:34.079
Yeah.
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:35.039
Oh, I must check that out.
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:36.000
Which is great.
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:36.159
Yeah.
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:42.000
Yes, that's a big difference.
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:43.039
That's a huge difference.
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:47.840
But people who do it just because they're rude and have no manners and think that there's an invisible hierarchy.
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:49.039
Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:52.559
They obviously think they're more important to be able to do that.
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:54.400
I think nothing's gonna be said.
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:59.039
So And I'm not talking older people who have a walk-in it or have a step.
00:37:59.199 --> 00:37:59.920
No, that's different.
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.920
I'm talking very fit and able people.
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:02.320
Yeah.
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:03.360
As far as I can see.
00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:09.119
Sophie, for some reason, for Sophie has messaged as well saying the worst thing about going holiday is the lack of queue ink etiquette.
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:10.960
So I don't know what it is about holidays.
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:15.760
Maybe it's just all the different people from different places, and maybe there's a different rules.
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:17.199
Maybe.
00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:24.880
Um AT wrote, I almost started a fight in the Vatican toilets because of a German lady just sauntering into the front of the queue.
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:26.719
I taught her the era of her ways.
00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:28.800
So again, that's the third challenge.
00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:31.199
Maybe the queue in etiquette is different.
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:31.760
I'm gonna go.
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:35.920
Yes, if there's any Germans, maybe we should message that girl that always replies to she's German.
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:37.440
Yeah, ask her.
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.360
I'm gonna I'm gonna Google it.
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:51.840
Um do Germans because I also don't want to be giving Germans an unfair name.
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:58.960
Oh my god! This is so interesting.
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:00.719
Do Germans not cue?
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:02.079
Is what I've asked.
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:08.880
And it says Germans do cue, but their approach is highly pragmatic rather than strictly linear.
00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:13.599
They tend to form disorderly cues where the crowd self-organizes.
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:15.280
Like gather just rather than it's like.
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:21.440
Once an unwritten order is established, um getting into the line requires sharp elbows.
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:33.360
Instead of standing directly, the invisible line, instead of standing directly behind one another, people often stand to the side or wait in a loose cloud, mentally tracking who arrives first.
00:39:33.519 --> 00:39:36.880
In many bakeries or deli, there is no single file.
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:40.159
You take a mental note of who is waiting, and when it's your turn, you step up.
00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:44.480
Linear lines rarely exist here in places like the doctor's office.
00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:47.599
That is mad.
00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:53.760
So maybe And someone has said on Reddit how do I mentally handle Germany's lack of queuing etiquette culture?
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:57.760
Oh my god, it's a it's a thread on Reddit with 500 comments.
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:05.360
But that's strange though, because those people that were trying to skip us, they did still push in front of the people when it came to it.
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.400
It's not like they were just standing there but then still let the people go.
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:12.480
Yeah, this is so interesting.
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:15.119
Can I um read out another message from Laura?
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:15.920
Absolutely.
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:21.119
Laura said I got into an almost stand-up row with an old man in Lidl one day.
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:24.719
There were three tails open and everyone queuing off one tail.
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:26.320
It really bothers me when people do that.
00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:28.800
Do you want this one queue, but then you all go.
00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:38.239
Um, so I joined a tail queue without people, um without three people in front of me, like any normal person should, only to be shouted at across the shop.
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:40.079
Excuse me, the queue starts here.
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:42.639
To which I said, no, it doesn't.
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:45.679
And then I turned and ignored him.
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:50.719
Bear in mind I shop at this little a couple of times a week, and the queue does not, in fact, start in the vegetable aisle.
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:51.519
Oh my god.
00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:53.119
I may have rumbled something about it.
00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:54.480
It's not COVID times anymore.
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:57.119
Mate, still feel my blood pressure rising, thinking of it.
00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:09.599
Like instead of queuing at each till and getting your shopping on the conveyor belt, then then then you're waiting for the till to be cleared, then you're moving to the till, then you're putting your shop in there, all while creating a blockage in one of the aisles.
00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:11.119
That happens in BMs as well.
00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:11.840
B and M.
00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:14.320
BM, singular, singular, yeah.
00:41:14.480 --> 00:41:17.199
Like people all queue in one queue and then disperse into it.
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.199
I'm not a fan of that approach.
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:20.639
No, just get into a queue.
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:21.199
Absolutely.
00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:22.159
Do we have any more queues?
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:23.599
Do you know what else I hate about queuing?
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:28.960
Do you know when you are all cueing at like a couple of tills, but then somebody opens another till?
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:29.920
Oh, yes.
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:33.440
And the people from the back run to the front, that's rude.
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:37.920
Yeah, I always, always think in that case it should be the next person in life.
00:41:39.679 --> 00:41:43.920
And a lot of people will go go on ahead, or you might just be like, I'm here now, I'm next, go.
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:44.239
Yeah.
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:46.639
But the amount of people that think it's a free-for-all.
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:47.599
And it's not.
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:48.719
Yeah, that annoys me.
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:49.760
Not.
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:59.360
Um, a lot of people just saying kind of similar things like if it's for somebody who's autistic or has a learning disability or do you know there's a need there, whatever, that's fine.
00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:00.079
That's different.
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:01.280
Yeah, it totally is.
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:05.119
Um, the last message is from Jane, Jane who messages in a lot.
00:42:05.360 --> 00:42:06.400
Oh, what's up, Jane?
00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:16.559
Jane, I'm a little bit disappointed in Jane, has wrote when Ed Sheeran played Boucher Road, I had my 14-year-old son, and I sailed past everyone, letting on I was going to Smith's Toy Superstore.
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:20.639
Jane! You crafty little thing.
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:21.840
Oh my god.
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:22.559
Fair enough.
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:24.719
If you've got the balls to do it, do it.
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:29.360
Someone will be on holiday and they'll be like, this girl from Belfast skipped us.
00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:30.639
There'll be some German couple.
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:31.599
Uh yeah, yeah.
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:34.880
They're all in Germany being like, we see the people in Northern Ireland.
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:36.480
Yeah, they don't know how to queue.
00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:37.760
Oh my god.
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:39.679
I'm gonna give it okay.
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:42.480
Final answer, 100% pass.
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:48.480
I think Brecken queuing etiquette is a really awful thing.
00:42:48.719 --> 00:42:51.519
Oh do you know there's a mace near my old house, right?
00:42:53.280 --> 00:43:01.440
There's a mace near my old house, and see during COVID, they had they had like you know those wee yellow wet floor signs.
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:01.920
Uh-huh.
00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:06.559
But they'd printed out a piece of paper and stuck it in the front to tell people where to cue.
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:06.960
Oh yeah.
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:08.800
So one Q here, one Q there.
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:17.280
But it really cracked me up because on one uh of them it said C U E here, like Q, like a pillow Q.
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:20.400
And on the other one it said Q what?
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:29.519
Q U E here, which is obviously K in Spanish, so it was like K here, Q here, but neither of them were spelled right.
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:30.559
We're spelt right.
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:33.840
Um and Q yeah, Q's a Q's a funny word, isn't it?
00:43:33.920 --> 00:43:36.079
But every time I think of Q and I think of that shop.
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:40.639
It is so funny the word Q, because I mean there is four unnecessary letters behind it.
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:42.000
It is weird, isn't it?
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:46.639
You could literally spell it with one letter, but they decide to put four sign letters.
00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:50.800
Why do they do that?
00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:54.320
Just have it as a Q like literally the letter.
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:55.119
Yeah.
00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:58.079
It's it's literally pronounced exactly the same.
00:43:58.320 --> 00:43:59.119
But we do that though.
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:01.920
We really add unnecessary letters.
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:02.480
We do.
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:03.599
To a lot of things.
00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:04.000
True.
00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:05.039
Double double.
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:07.679
You is it you you're talking about your name, aren't you?
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:08.800
Huh?
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:12.400
You're talking about your name, all the unnecessary letters that people put in your name.
00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:14.719
Oh my god, it drives me crazy.
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:16.480
Drives me so crazy.
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:17.519
I hate it.
00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:22.800
It was so funny on holidays when we turned up and Eamer and Sam and everyone always thinks I'm Sam and you're Emer.
00:44:23.119 --> 00:44:23.840
Twice.
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:25.920
You just think I'm Sam, the boy.
00:44:26.639 --> 00:44:34.800
So when we were getting on the plane, she took the the girl at the counter took your board and pass and your passport.
00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:39.519
And she scanned the board and pass, but then looked at the passport, which obviously you look a lot more feminine in the passport.
00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:41.119
Because it was like long hair.
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:43.920
Eight years ago, I'd long hair thinner.
00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:45.280
Oh, you've given me the wrong.
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:47.039
And then she went, oh no.
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.400
And then we were like, what?
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.400
Because we didn't obviously realize what she was saying.
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:51.440
And she was like, nothing, nothing.
00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:52.639
And she was trying to get mine off me.
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:53.679
And we were like, what's her?
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:54.559
And she was like, nothing, nothing.
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:59.199
And then she scanned my and we were like walking on and we were like, oh, she thought you'd given her my passport.
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:01.679
And we were like, oh, she was obviously covering up then.
00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:03.119
Because you know, she was just a mistake.
00:45:03.199 --> 00:45:03.360
Yeah.
00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:06.079
But then on the way back, we went to passport control.
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:06.880
Here.
00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:09.440
In Belfast, we went to passport control.
00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:11.599
It was like two o'clock in the morning.
00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:13.360
This is what he did, right?
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:14.880
These are the two passports.
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:16.239
He's like this here.
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:23.360
And then he went, take off your hat to me, and I took off my hat, and then he still went.
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:25.280
It's like he was shuffling a deck of cards.
00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:26.719
He was shuffling.
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:28.880
There's only two of us.
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:30.639
There was only two passports?
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:34.000
I just thought he was taking looks, and then he round and went, Who's he?
00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:39.599
And we were both sitting there, and I was like, That's me.
00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:44.880
The role she had on her was headphones, which obviously do not change how you look at all.
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:46.639
And he went, Can you take your headphones off?
00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:48.079
And she went, he went, Ah, see it now.
00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:48.960
See it now.
00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:50.880
And I said, Oh yeah, my hair's different.
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:54.159
He says, No, no, just the headphones confused me.
00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:56.559
It was like, but he was again trying to cover up.
00:45:56.719 --> 00:46:01.039
Yeah, but it was the way he just looked, and he had been looking for his and he just says, Who is Emer?
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:03.519
He's like, she went, hmm, who is Emer?
00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:06.320
And I said, That's a very existential question.
00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:08.960
But he was so he was so confused.
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:10.880
But then also he then started going, you know what?
00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:12.239
I have to just have to do it right.
00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:13.679
No, we were like, it's okay.
00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:14.639
Like it's fine.
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:18.880
As the years go on, the more confused people get by my passport.
00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:19.119
Yeah.
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:20.320
And the more haircuts I get.
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:23.679
As soon as you get a small a new picture with short hair, you'll be fine.
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.599
Yeah, I can't wait, but I think you don't have your glasses on in it either, do you?
00:46:27.760 --> 00:46:29.039
No, because you had to take your glasses off.
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:33.119
So, but I mean, it's the same face.
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.119
I mean, it's the same picture.
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:40.639
We'll put my passport picture up here so you can see how different I look in my passport.
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:42.960
Um, I look very vacant in it.
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:48.639
Uh and I've got long straight hair, and yeah, I do look pretty.
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:50.400
I do look pretty I do look pretty.
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:52.719
I look pretty different, you know.
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:53.840
So yeah.
00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:55.679
What what was our results?
00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:59.039
Um what was what were your would be your guess on that?
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:03.280
I would say 90% pass.
00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:06.239
81%, 19% people think it's class.
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:06.960
They're skippers.
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:07.840
It's the Germans.
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:11.519
That's the German contingent who listen to this podcast.
00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:14.960
Um that is uh I'm surprised by that.
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:16.239
I thought it would be higher.
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:18.719
Yeah, I thought pass would be a little much higher.
00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:23.599
But again, maybe because I haven't specified in it, people have been like, sometimes it's okay.
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.039
Yeah, well, that's true.
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:32.159
And maybe that maybe when people don't have to answer to somebody and you can just vote, you can be like, it's class, like if I can get away with it, I'll do it.
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:32.639
Yeah.
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:35.119
You know, Sam, we've definitely skipped the queue.
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:39.039
Well, we skipped the queue in Yanis' restaurant, didn't we?
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:41.360
Oh my god, so we did.
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:43.039
We're part of the problem.
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:44.079
We're German.
00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:45.119
We didn't know it.
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:54.639
And we also technically kind of skipped the queue in the lemurs because we we went backwards in the queue, but I still was kind of then skipping people who hadn't been.
00:47:55.280 --> 00:48:01.840
So you That'd be like moving backwards in a queue though, but then getting in, you know, but Oh my god, I skipped and I didn't even know.
00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:03.280
Well, that was different.
00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:04.960
We were special guests of Giannis.
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:05.760
Yeah.
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:07.280
So we weren't skipping.
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:08.159
Yeah.
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:11.599
We were guests.
00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:13.039
Guests, yeah.
00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:17.280
We were accepting his offer of friendship.
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:17.840
Yeah.
00:48:18.079 --> 00:48:18.800
Do you know what I mean?
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:19.199
Yep.
00:48:19.360 --> 00:48:20.960
Connor, what would you give it?
00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:25.599
Uh it depends because I like to skip the Q and a bar.
00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:27.440
If I can get him with it.
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:28.159
True.
00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:30.400
I hate people who skip keys at a bar.
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:31.440
Do you know what?
00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:33.440
It's because he's bigger than us.
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:35.280
It's so annoying.
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:36.239
Use your elbows.
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:41.519
I'd be standing at a bar and obviously all five foot six and a half of me.
00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:43.440
I'm fine if it's just girls.
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:50.320
See, as soon as a big boy comes along, I'm like and they shoulder you out of the way and all, and you feel so insignificant.
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:51.599
And I would be quite dead.
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:52.320
I don't do that.
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:55.039
I wait for a nice wee gap when I just slap on that.
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:56.239
Yeah, I can do that.
00:48:56.480 --> 00:48:58.000
What wee gap are you fitting into?
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:00.800
Uses his elbows like a jerk.
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:05.360
Well, the I would be very aware in a bar.
00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:10.880
Like if I'm if I'm at the counter and there's somebody being here that's waiting and they say to me, What do you want?
00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:12.000
I'll always go, they were first.
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:12.480
I do.
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.119
Because I'd be too embarrassed just to give my order over.
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:19.039
Well, I think it's more I wouldn't be embarrassed, but it's just the right thing to do.
00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:20.400
I would feel bad.
00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:20.559
Yeah.
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:22.239
I'd feel like a bad person.
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:24.159
Yeah, Connor, you must be a bad person.
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:28.320
If the bar is quiet and there's no need to do it, I'll say, Oh, you were here first.
00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:31.360
But if the bar's round and it's just a complete free free-for-all.
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:34.079
Then I'm like, well, I'm gonna be first and a free-for-all.
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:34.880
Fair enough.
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:36.800
First and a free-for-all, that's what we'll call this episode.
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:37.599
A flea for all.
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:38.400
A fleet for all.
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:38.880
Fleetful.
00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:39.599
Fleet fall.
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:42.000
Um Thank you for joining us for this episode.
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:43.840
We're joining, we're joining us, aren't we?
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:44.639
We're John being back.
00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:45.440
John being back.
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:46.000
We're having fun.
00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:46.480
Do you know what?
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:52.239
There's it's quite it's like it's kind of nice coming in, and it obviously Connor did a lot of stuff.
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:53.360
Connor's been bringing us drinks.
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:55.039
Connor's been like, what do you want from the fridge?
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:56.559
Connor's been bringing us drinks.
00:49:56.639 --> 00:49:58.000
He brought me to the toilet earlier.
00:49:58.159 --> 00:49:59.840
He brought Dougal to the toilet.
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.000
He's it's your turn next.
00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:03.119
You can bring me the toilet.
00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:03.280
Yeah.
00:50:03.599 --> 00:50:04.639
Do I put my lead on?
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We had a nice lunch together before we started with the colour.
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We're gonna have an Indian tonight.
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We're gonna have an Indian tonight, and after that, we're gonna get something to eat.
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And then we knew you were gonna say that.
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But um uh and then Yeah, we're gonna head up to Belfast.
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Where would we drive home?
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I forgot about that.
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It's the only downside of recording here.
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Yeah.
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So it would need to be really cheap if we were to come up with it.
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It would need to be basically basically free, I think.
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You know, if we if we were gonna continue.
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Or they would need to like give us some kind of accommodation and dinner and all that.
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Or you know, we'd need Janice.
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Maybe they could Janice.
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If this was Janice's studio, what was saying, Janice's?
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If this was Janice's, there'd be a pizza here for us.
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Yeah.
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There'd be iced coffee.
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And there'd be chocolates and extra towels.
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Absolutely.
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And there'd be stuff in the fridge.
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There would be.
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There would be.
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I miss Janice.
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Hi, Miss Janice too.
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Will we go back and see him?
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Do you want to come with us?
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I'm sorry, can you hear Dougle snoring?
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Dougal's dreaming.
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He is the cutest.
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Can you hear him, Connor?
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He is the sweetest, cutest thing that has ever existed.
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And here's this is our this is my buffy.
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This is our table.
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Like he is just he is just lying there having dreaming about me and him running through the field having a ball.
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And on that wonderful note.
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And on that wonderful note, we will say Au revoir.
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What's goodbye in German?
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Get out of my way.
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Are you in this queue?
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Um we will say goodnight to all.
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This has been class of pass.
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Goodbye.
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Can you clip in the cameras on?
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Goodbye.
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Is that Austrian?
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Because it's in in uh Austrian.
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No.
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Skill rock.
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No, what do you call it?
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Center music.