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In unprecedented content.
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We are going to be showing you guys our real couples therapy.
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Mm-hmm.
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You got questions for you?
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We need to take a deep dive into each other's psyche.
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We need to learn each other's minds, each other's bodies, each other's habits through the medium of what I could find on the internet of the most innocuous, pointless questions that were available to us.
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Because I saw a thing on TikTok recently.
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Or it's a thing of like uh girlfriend quiz.
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Um uh if he gets one wrong, you need to buy her dinner.
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And it's like question wong.
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Question wong?
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Question wong.
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Question wong.
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Carry on.
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Carry wong.
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Uh uh, thank you.
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Um and it's like uh fries or wedges.
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And then there's like a little three, two, one, it's like, uh fries.
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And she goes, yeah, fries or whatever.
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So I thought we could do some pretty, pretty innocuous ones, which I'm sure we will disagree with each other vehemently on.
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I mean, if this gets any deeper than fries or wedges, I am walking out of this couples therapy right now.
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I've told you I don't want to go deal line.
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In any way, that's my line, yeah.
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Fries or wedges.
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The line is insane.
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It's so early on.
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Um okay, so the first one that I saw, this is one actually that sparked my curiosity.
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And I wanted to think about you in the shower.
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Do you face toward or away from the shower head whilst showering?
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Now I can't be the only one that didn't even realise this was a thing because the answer that I have to me is so obvious.
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It's it's the only one that makes sense.
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And I thought everyone did it.
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Okay.
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I face away.
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Interesting.
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Is that is that interesting?
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Is that not like just saying, oh yeah, um, when I put my shoes on, I prefer the one that curves inwards to be on the right and the other one to be on the left?
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It's like, really?
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I curve outwards personally.
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No, but mine depends.
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So I switch.
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I switch it up.
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I'll have a rotation.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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I'll have a little rotation.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But like, um, if I'm uh I've got a very specific morning like routine in the shower, or in general, my mornings are the same every day.
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It is quite impressive.
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Well, it's a really thing to do, but the thing is of you, like if you forget to turn the light switch off seven times and if there aren't three cars outside, you do have some sort of sort of meltdown.
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I've seen it happen.
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So uh I'm not surprised.
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I'm not surprised that your shower is similar.
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Are you like counting the water particles or something?
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Yeah, exactly.
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So I um uh I will I have to uh obviously do the shampoo, and then I basically for a while, not for a while, that makes it sound bad.
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I got like I got a bit lost in the shower where I basically forgot to do things while I was in there.
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So now in my head I've got linked activities in the shower.
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You've got a shower mind palace.
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You've got a mind auto world you go in.
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The flumes are over there, so I've got to do my hair.
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Then I won't go up to the floor.
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Time to put my little flappy shoes on or something.
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I will I'll do my shampoo and then I I then I have to then do my shower gel along with that, do all that, best credit card the old bum, and then you then for any audio listeners, I put my hand out flat and did a credit card action and also go fuck yourselves.
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We haven't said that for a while, yeah.
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Good do go fuck yourselves, audio listeners.
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Yes, yeah, you have to make sure that you do.
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Um, and then I then will put my conditioner in.
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That's one and a half pumps of the conditioner that I use, and then I will then do my teeth at the same time.
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Yes, I'm gonna be asking.
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So I do my team.
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I do my teeth in the shower.
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My guy! My man, I invented teeth in the shower.
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I made it a thing.
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I made it happen.
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You did.
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Of course I did.
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Everyone knows it, mate.
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Next time you or anyone listening to this right now uh brushes their teeth in the shower, think of me.
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Think of a little cool cold, because I did it once.
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I always do.
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I did it once, and I thought, this literally saves two minutes.
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Yeah, yeah, because I'm waiting for my conditioner to do its thing regardless.
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I also shampoo and condition every single day.
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Which I know, which I think I apparently it's not good, but my hair is also in brilliant condition.
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It is can you can you give us a little bit of a look at this?
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I mean, that's a that's quite a deep groove there, though.
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I mean carve out.
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You could get on the uh the old jutasteride, because I do worry, when your hair thins, it's gonna be bad, mate.
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But that's alright though.
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Yeah, that is thick.
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That's pretty good.
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That's pretty good.
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My hair is, without bragging, genuinely at times too thick and luscious.
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And your steak- I don't want to be a dick.
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Your steak is so juicy.
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My lobster so bucking buttery, you would not believe.
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Fucking buttery, bucking footy.
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So, but yeah, so I um uh I do that, do my do my teeth in the shower.
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Um, and then every now and then, if I want a little treat to make it feel like I'm like in the uh standing in the rain, um, I will like turn around and like and I'll I'll wash the conditioner out of my hair, like kind of with the water going on that sort of facing the wall.
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Yeah.
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So it feels like I'm like in the rain.
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Oh yeah, with with one hand on the wall, looking down, thinking about regrets, thinking about your responsibilities as a man, thinking about how you are going to fix humanity and your relationship and your dog and your house.
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Is it in turmoil?
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But just all the things that no, no, but when you're leaning with one hand against yeah, everything's in turmoil.
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When you are leaning against with the rain nowadays.
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Exactly.
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With with the rain on the top of your scalp, feeling like you can fix it all.
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Uh I'm I'm okay, I like that.
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I I respect that you have a full-on um structure to your shower.
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I'm a bit more freeform, I'm a bit more loosey-goosey, sort of the opposite of how we are in in many things, really.
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I'm the I'm so we so rarely align.
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Yeah, it's incredible how rarely we align on anything.
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It's amazing.
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Sometimes you're the mark, sometimes you're the Jez.
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When it comes to showering, apparently you're the mark.
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No, I'm jazz.
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You have to do the shampoo first.
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It says on the bottle, it says on the bottle.
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There's no way that you condition first.
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I'll tell you what I do.
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Do you want to hit my shower routine?
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I'm angry.
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I'm angry if you have ever conditioned first.
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A go in.
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And our show, I mean, you know our house is shit.
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We still need to upgrade our bathroom.
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Our downstairs is quite nice now, but our upstairs is the land that time forgot.
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So our shower is like, it's electric, it goes hot, it goes cold, it pisses a little bit of water on you.
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Yeah, it's a wet room situation, right?
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Oh it's so bad as well.
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When we moved in, it had like a it had like a chair for the old lady that lived here.
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So we removed that and we've sort of we've like put a hole in a bit to see what was behind it, and the hole's still there.
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It's in that sort of Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you, I get you.
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So we go in, and um it's like, okay, the shower's quite nice today.
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Nice.
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Let's assume for arguments' sake it'll be a warm shower.
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No hotel.
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It's a good day.
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Oh, genuinely.
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Wait, no way! Wait, wait, you have to hop in and out when it gets hot or cold.
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Sometimes it goes cold and I have to step forwards and then I wait for it to get hot.
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Linnea has figured out a way.
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Basically, the sh the electric shower that my former stepdad installed, so we'll blame him.
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Fuck you, Tim.
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Yeah.
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Um he installed it and it's never quite been consistent.
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But what Linnea realized is in the electric shower, prick, there's a little like a hole, and I don't know if it's meant to be a hole, but water sort of piddles out of it.
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Yeah, like sort of above you, so then it can get on your body.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Because there should be fucking loads of holes made.
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You get really wet, it's crazy.
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No, no, but like on the shower unit itself, okay?
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So you turn it.
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Uh also one of the the dials, one of them is like, you know, the longer bit should be the dially bit.
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On one of them it is, but on the other one, it's the shorter bit that's the dially bit, so you've got to do the opposite of the longer.
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So anyway, you figure out.
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If this is in a hotel, you'd be so angry.
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Oh yeah, unless you're in like Azerbaijan, you're like, wow, the Azerbaijanis have got terrible hotels, how quaint and interesting, you know?
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Yeah.
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Um, but yeah, basically there's a little hole where something comes, the water comes out, and if you if you put your finger on the tittle hole, it like locks in the heat.
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Lenae discovered that, and she said to me, Oh no, no, don't worry.
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Just put your finger on the tiddlehole and it keeps in the heat.
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Oh, and she said that like it was a solution.
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Yeah, that's a fix.
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And I said, should we put some glue in the tidal hole?
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Like just make it permanent.
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And then she very wisely said, Ah, but what if that breaks it?
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What if it's meant to be a tittle hole?
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I don't think it is.
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I'm gonna be honest.
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I don't think there's meant to be a tiddle hole.
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Well, it might be because you know, boats, they've got like little gaps and stuff like that, and bridges bend and sway.
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You can have a solid bridge.
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Maybe our tiddle.
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Yeah, boats don't have holes through to the ocean.
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No, but they've got little gaps.
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They have drainage.
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That imagine if you're like, oh, we'll just plug up the drainage because water's getting through.
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Yeah, plug the hole.
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No, but what if it's what if it explodes?
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Mate, fill it with cork, just get it done.
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Alright, I'll do it.
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Just plug the hole.
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If I plug the hole, there's two options.
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One, I'm right and I've ignored Lanea.
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I'm the bad guy.
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Brilliant.
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Two, I'm wrong and I've ignored Linea.
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That's funny.
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Yeah, true.
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But Stumpy told me to Lanea.
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So wait, wait, so wait, so what's your routine?
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Once you've in your body's little hole.
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Well, assume it's a warm day, okay?
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Yeah.
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Uh basically I go in and I've I look around and somewhere there'll be some sort of shower gel.
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Smush that on.
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Anywhere it goes, it goes.
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Look to my side, uh, shut my eyes, do re me fa solati da, and pick up like, oh, it's shampoo today.
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Shove a bit on.
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So sorry, so you don't do so you there's days where you might do conditioner first.
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I don't always do both.
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No, no, no.
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There's days where I do one and days where I do the other, and it sort of works.
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It's a sort of patchwork system.
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But I don't want to disagree that your hair routine isn't working.
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Well, thank you.
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Because it because actually I got I'm looking at it now, it is shiny.
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That is not sans shine.
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So for audio, some days you'll be able to do it.
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So it's so some days you'll do shampoo, and then some days you'll do conditioner, and rarely you will do both.
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Um I can't think if I ever really do both.
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Maybe sometimes I will.
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It's it's not rhyme or reason.
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But they're meant to be used in conjunction.
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I don't know if that's true.
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Some days a conditioner is.
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I thought there was one that you use every day.
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I think conditioner you're meant to use every day.
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Maybe it's they're used in conjunction when you do do the sham.
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So it's conditioner every day, and then some days did die to shamp.
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Other days.
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I I don't think, firstly, I'm in the wrong here because I don't think you're meant to shampoo and conditioner every day.
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I don't think you do.
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And I know that's wrong.
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Yeah.
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But then also my hair is good, so like it's fine.
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Like it kind of works.
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Exactly.
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It also kind of works, is that if I then go a day without doing it, my hair is awful.
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Like my hair gets greasy and I hate it.
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I've got a long flight, I will leave greasy.
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Yeah.
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And I know that that's because I shampoo and condition every day, and therefore that's bad, right?
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They're addicted.
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Your follicles are addicted to shampoo.
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They're like, come here and good stuff.
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Mm-hmm.
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But then, yeah, so realistically, I should stop that.
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And yeah, I'm obviously not going to.
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Wow.
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Obviously.
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Interesting.
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When we shower together, the next event we're at, it's gonna be lovely because you're gonna be trying to you're gonna be trying to pill on my head, and I'll be trying to condition you not to do it.
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Ah, that's the dream.
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That's the dream.
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So that was one of our 30 questions.
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Question two.
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What a load of titles that was.
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Yeah, true.
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What a load of titles.
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Uh, okay, another one.
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Uh, what is your stance on making the bed?
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Do you do you make the bed every morning?
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Is it just like when you put new sheets on?
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Is it just sort of like you get out of bed and you might like flap it over, but it's not like made-made.
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What's your vibe?
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Yeah, um, again, it's sort of free form.
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It's sort of loosey-goosey.
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Some days I will, some days I won't.
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I actually did just now.
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I I just made the bed as well.
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Um and replaced it.
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Is that just sort of like laying the duvet flat rather than like tucking it all in nicely and God, yeah.
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I'm not a I'm never tucking it in.
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Oh, I was gonna say historical evil people.
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I'm not one of them because that's what that's what tuckers do.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I feel like if you tuck your bed in, hotel style, like I hate horrible.
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It's horrible.
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You go in and I'm like, oh, do you know what I'd love?
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I'd love one more inch for my right hand to move.
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And you can't, because it's tucked.
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It's gonna like, you've got to push, boosh, brr.
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It's like giving birth.
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As soon as I get in a hotel bed, I'll like get in it, and then I grab the sheet.
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Do the wiggle wobble like rolling violently to untuck it on every angle.
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I'm a wiggle wobbler, and you're a roller.
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Both do that at the same time?
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This is what I do.
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I'm not doing that.
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I can't do that.
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But it's visual comedy.
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I can't do that, man.
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I think it looks like we're taking the mook.
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I didn't until you said that.
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It was a bit Donald Trump's impression, I think.
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It was a bit of a bigger.
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But it wasn't, and that's okay.
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That's the difference.
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It was a little bit should have been presidential candidacy ending of you.
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And yeah, you and him get away with it.
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Sorry, America.
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Well, when you're famous enough to have 200 YouTube subs, they let you get away with it.
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Um, yeah, I I I think I am a I don't make the bed, but like I'll sort of generally lay it mostly flat.
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Not always.
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Yeah, it's like I think right now the bed is like half made, where like I got out of bed and then I like flapped mine back over, but it's on like a bit of a wonk, it's a bit crump, whatever.
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Like that's that's not the problem.
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I mean, most of the time when there's been times where I've sort of made it relatively nice, and then I've got upstairs and Jasper's hops on the bed and he's you know, the little dog thing is where they sort of stretch forwards, and it's like it's all turning into like a pile anyway, and it's like exactly the way it is.
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So yeah, I I sort of I'll I'll give it um a drape, but nothing crazy and tucked in.
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If you do tuck in your bed, horrible.
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Let us I'd love to know if there's one person out there, one, that tucks in their bed like a hotelier, then I just would love to tap into your psyche.
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Please let us know.
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Sorry, I've thrown to you as your horror.
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I was gonna wait at the end of your sentence in fairness, so that is also one nice.
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How is the waiter coming up to you going, how's your food, sir?
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Um okay, uh, now we move on to food and drink quirks, right?
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Interesting, okay.
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Just so we talk about weight.
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What is your favourite toast topping?
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I'd like to start this one.
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Okay.
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Easy.
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This one's locked in.
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By the way, this is like normal toast.
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I'm not saying like, you know, sausages and bacon, because obviously that's great.
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Like mushroom, sort of like cream of mushroom.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You're talking about your spreads.
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A spread type vibe.
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Yeah.
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I to me, easy.
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Butter, marmite.
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How much marmite?
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How covered?
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A decent spread, but not so much that it goes like super dark, just so it goes like a rich, like uh browny, buttery kind of colour.
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Like, that's got that's perfect.
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I love that.
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Like a rich wood.
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There's one thing that frustrates more than anything.
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You know, like content pieces, like at the World Cup when we're learning about the Japanese team or in esports, which is our world, and you're learning about vitality, and you're in it, you're in Britain, and uh they say, Oh, trying British foods.
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And what do they do with marmite, Stampie?
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They always get them to try marmite on a spoon on its own, which is not how anybody eats marmite.
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I love marmite, I think it's brilliant.
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I adore it.
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I would never just eat it off the spoon because that's obviously insane.
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Well, listen, still not doing that.
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Our current event is in America, and apparently in America they put salt on their food.
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Would you like to try some salt?
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Yeah, I reckon I'll boof some salt up my ass.
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That sounds delicious.
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I reckon I'll do that.
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I'll snort some salt water.
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That's how they do it.
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Obviously, that's not how they do it.
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I mean, but I I love I love marmite on toast.
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That's my favourite.
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I love marmite on toast, and then you make cheese on toast out of that.
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That's brassy good.
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That's good.
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I remember my mum used to teach me to put marmite in like pasta when you were cooking it, because it makes it sort of like bolognese, it's really good.
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Makes it salt.
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Is it salty that it makes it, or is it something else?
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Umami.
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Umami.
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What is umami?
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Apart from what it's like.
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It's sort of like mum says, Ah, I lost it.
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It was there.
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I lost it.
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It's gone.
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Move on.
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Yeah, I think on me.
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Um like Tim.
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Hey.
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Um, so send that in your mum's group chat.
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Um, so uh it's it's sort of like uh like that rich, um salty, uh like meaty-esque flavour.
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That kind of like caramelized, that like you know, that like savoury caramelized like richness that kind of comes through.
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Interesting.
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I I don't think I can never quite.
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It's like soy sauce, marmite, brown, uh me so genuinely, yeah.
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That kind of like richness that a brown thing, Worcestershire sauce, is that umami type.
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So there's there's there's sweet brown, which is chocolate, and umami is savory brown.
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Basically, yeah.
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Genuinely, that helps me that helps me place it in my go.
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Nice.
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I've learned something today from you, so thank you very much.
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Um, your question to me was what do I put on my toast?
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Um your favourite.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Am I allowed to say a combo?
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My combo was butter and marmal.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So I would keep it within the realms of not taking the piss.
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Right.
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Give me some examples.
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What could I or couldn't I say, boss?
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Alright, I'll give you jam.
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Okay.
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I give you marmalade.
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Okay.
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I give you Nutella.
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Yeah, I give you marmalite.
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And not all of them are the same thing, because that would be a silly answer.
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How fucking dare you.
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That statement.
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You dare take the piss with this question.
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Sorry, sir.
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I won't be class clown and say I'll have the marmite peanut butter.
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Thank you.
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Marmalade spray.
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Marshmallow fluff.
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Uh my answer is uh peanut butter and jam.
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I love peanut butter and jam.
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A nice PBJ for our American friends listening on.
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There's something about it, it's like always okay, I've got one for you actually.
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Do you crunch it or so?
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Because I've never had it.
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I've never had PB and J.
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't really like jam.
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This is the issue.
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Because you're a super teacher, aren't you?
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I'm not sure.
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Actually, you don't like the flavour of I don't like um uh normally with jam, it's got like seeds and stuff in it.
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I say normally.
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The ones that I've had have got like seeds and whatever.
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Unless it's a cheap jam, which to me is better because then the seeds are gone.
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Because it's like some weird like horrible pulp of the ends of some things, which is not good jam.
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Cheap jam is unnatural.
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Like seedless jam has strayed too far from guns.
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The fact that it's just like it's like jelly, but it's it's credible jelly.
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But it's it's got the firmness, it reminds me of like, you know, like um cheap fruit pastels where it's not the firmness of a fruit pastel, but it's like that sort of really slight firmness on the outside, and then you squish in like a bug.
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I hate that.
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I hate that.
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And cheap seedless jam reminds me of seeds.
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It's the seeds being like little, like the crunchy bits in there.
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It's also why I don't like do you know those little um uh like chocolate sweet jazzies?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, they are a lot of chocolate with sprinkled like the the the texture combination between the chocolate and the crunchy things is fucking revolting.
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Genuinely, it sets my skin on edge.
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I I hate it.
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I imagine you feel the same way for that that I feel about those cheap fruit pastels, where it's that furnace of it.
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It's very animalistic.
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So maybe for you it is like, you know, your ancestors would have bitten into like a bit of delicious thinking it was a delicious cricket and it was actually a witch tea grub, like and he's like, oh, that shouldn't be squishy, you know, oh it shouldn't be wormy.
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Um but yeah, uh crunchy peanut butter for me, always.
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Do I mix them?
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Crunchy always.
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I love crunchy peanut butter for sure.
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Yeah, I'll put the peanut butter on first on the toast, and then the jam on top of that.
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And I guess I don't not mix, but I don't go like that with my own.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You're not actually mixing, so you're not keeping them set.
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There's a bit of natural um oil separation, is natural, as they say on all the best.
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You also put butter on there too.
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No, the peanut butter's got the word butter in it, you know?
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That is your butt, in my opinion.
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That would that would be similar to me with my thoughts on guacamole.
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When you put butter in with peanut butter and jam, to me, that actually just negates the taste of the delicious peanut butter and jam.
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In the same way, and I'm not alone in thinking this, I can't be.
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Guacamole on a burrito opinion in nachos, in anything, all it does is dampen the impact of the actual interesting flavours.
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It's terrible.
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It's such a shit food opinion.
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It's so bad.
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Guacamole is flavorful, it is the fat, it adds that creaminess.
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But you don't like creaminess.
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I want to bite into something.
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I've got this, I've got this meat.
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People got I love more meat, please.
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Also, more cream, so I don't taste the meat as much.
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Because then that's not what it does.
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Suppresses the flavor.
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It's not a flavor suppressor.
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You want to say flavor suppressor?
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Oh god.
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But also, you you're a you're a you're a you're a nachos main, which I find crazy.
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Because nachos are the most mid-Mexican thing that you can get.
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Really?
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You get nachos, because where do we get the nachos?
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You get takeaway nachos from like dominoes or whatever.
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No, it's pizza.
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And they were they were rubbish.
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They were vile.
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Yes, no, they were.
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I'll give you that 100%.
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So um, where I live in Cambridgeshire, the the pizza that I go to, genuinely, they nail their nachos for whatever reason, even delivered, they're takeaway nachos.
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It's insane, Timmy.
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They're crispy, they're crunchy, that they stick together a bit in a sort of satisfying way.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Like they're fake, they're very fake.
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They are the sort of they're the Which isn't a bad thing.
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Yeah, yeah.
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They're the Nacho cheese slop of nachos.
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My lunch today, because I saw it in Sainsbury's yesterday, on the topic of fake food, I've got a Rustlers burger.
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Nice, man.
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I saw it in the shop and it was like a quid.
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And I thought, I said to Anna, I was like, I don't know how a Rustlers, I think, since third year of uni.
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So that's like 10 years ago now.
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Yeah.
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And I thought, I need to have a Rustlers.
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Pick that bad boy up, and she was away on a Hendo this weekend.
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I've also got myself a Chicago town pizza, like a big one.
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So I'm just like, I'm fake fooding myself into a coma.
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I'm so excited.
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Um, not with the one that I got.
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Um there's always there's like the cheese and then like the the vibrant orange sauce, whatever the fuck that is.
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It's a thin tube, by the way, which is obscene.
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Why is it always so thin tube?
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It's a wacky wavy, inflatable unfailing tube man of a fruit tube.
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Yeah, it looks horrible, and I'm so excited.
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So I've got that.
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Not I'm not gonna add anything extra to it though.
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I think I just need the the default Ross's experience.
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And I'm microwaving it.
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No, oh yeah, you're not gonna separate it.
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Have you seen those videos where like in McDonald's they sort of they take it all apart and they say, here's how to make gourmet food out of the McDonald's?
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All you have to do is I have seen that, I find that really interesting.
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Shop on the McDonald's burgers, and then you get the bread and you use it to make a bread sauce, and then what we'll do is we'll get this Wagyu beef, which is 400 years old, and we'll just slice that up and mix it in, and then all you have to do is get some 500 pound soy sauce.
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My point being that they basically they don't make it from the stuff.
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They add triggers to what they're making out of what?
00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:34.799
400 year old Wagyu beef and bread sauce.
00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:39.599
Uh I guess a nice um sort of biscuits and gravy.
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I guess.
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Fair enough.
00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:43.599
Alright.
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I get pleased.
00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:46.559
Please, I guess.
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:49.440
Okay, because you thought of a food as good enough.
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That's fine.
00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:52.720
Because you could have said slobs and knobs.
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That's what they're making.
00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:57.519
Again, to any Americans listening, they're like, that sounds like a British food.
00:22:57.599 --> 00:22:57.920
It does.
00:22:58.000 --> 00:22:59.359
It sounds like bangs and mash.
00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:00.559
It sounds like spotted dead.
00:23:02.079 --> 00:23:06.640
Speaking of slobs and knobs, I I had an amazing food hack in in uh the shop the other day.
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I'm gonna send you a picture, right?
00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:09.519
I've sent you two pictures.
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This is the pot noodle food hack.
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This will change your lives.
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Have a look at the pictures I've just sent you and see if you can figure out my life hack.
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Uh, you want the widescreen one?
00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:21.839
I sent I've got a vertical one as well for short form.
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They're stacked so high.
00:23:24.559 --> 00:23:25.599
They are stacked high, aren't they?
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Fair play too.
00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:29.359
One of these pot noodles near genuinely touching the ceiling.
00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:30.640
I mean, they are the king hole.
00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.920
Did you have to hold your phone up high for this, or is this shelf at your height?
00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:35.359
Um, I'd say it's at my height.
00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:38.720
Yeah, this is this is my height shelf at the shop I've ever seen.
00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:42.160
The king pot noodle, you have to reach up for the king, but it's worth it for the king.
00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:45.279
Um yeah, all the clues are in the picture.
00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:48.960
You should be able to figure out what the what the life hack is here.
00:23:49.279 --> 00:23:51.839
Are you putting baked beans in your pot noodle?
00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:53.599
Uh nice idea, but no.
00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:55.119
Uh it's all to do with the pot noodle.
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So you could crop below the pot noodle.
00:23:56.640 --> 00:23:57.519
It's all to do with that.
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Crop noodle.
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Um go on, enlighten me.
00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:05.200
Okay, so talk to me about the price of the king pot noodle.
00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:07.200
So the king pot noodle is£1.40.
00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:08.799
And then talk to about the price of the regular pot noodle.
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Uh the regular pot noodle, uh, the chicken and mushroom one, is£75.
00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:21.039
So that's for a 90 gram portion compared to£114 portion.
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Actually, not that much difference between the two.
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So what are you thinking then?
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Because two times£75p.
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£1.50.
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Exactly.
00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:32.880
So for£1.50, I got£180 grams of pot noodle.
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Instead of for£1.40, getting£114 grams of pot noodle.
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And I took a little picture as I was making it.
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I mixed them together because I thought you'd like this.
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Uh so this is how it ended up.
00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:43.759
Wait, did you mix the same flavour?
00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:44.559
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That would have been fine.
00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:46.000
Maybe next time.
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Maybe next time I'll make I didn't even think of that.
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That is genius.
00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:50.640
It's not, because you shouldn't.
00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:51.759
So that's a great shout.
00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:57.359
Um, but yeah, that is that is what it looks like when you combine two pot noodles into one pot noodle.
00:24:58.319 --> 00:24:59.920
Combined them in the pot.
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Why did you not decant it?
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:03.519
Because it's a pot noodle.
00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:05.519
I can't depot it, can I?
00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:08.559
Why is there still powder around the air?
00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:14.640
Yeah, you have to like there's basically there's not a lot of room for two regular pot noodles in one pot.
00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:18.000
It was it was on the it was cratering the rim.
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:25.119
So then the powder was going like to the side, and then I had to like flick the powder round the plastic uh to get it into the centre.
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:28.880
Um but yeah, that's the last picture I took was that one which is sort of semi-cooked.
00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:38.640
You had to pour it in, wait for the steam to melt the top ones because you couldn't crunch, you couldn't push them down yet, and then eventually you can just like squeeze as you go, squeeze down.
00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:42.880
Okay, and then eventually, yeah, I had my mega pot noodle, and it was it was alright.
00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:45.200
It was less nice, I would say.
00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:48.480
But did you have just a just a drizzle?
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:48.960
I'll take it.
00:25:49.119 --> 00:25:50.559
Or did you go full saucing?
00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:59.599
Well, this is the thing, because we've ranted many times about the fact that in pot noodle, when you get the little sachet, it will say just a tickle or mega saucy, and it's like two milliliters.
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Fucking joke.
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:04.000
I've said to you before, I bin the soy sauce and I put in my own.
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Which I either is worth putting in that little soy sauce.
00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:11.519
That is your that is your middle finger to wriggleys or whatever it is, whichever company is pot noodle.
00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:18.000
Um but yeah, so I I did once it had cooled down enough and I'd actually able to stir it, and that was it was slow stirring.
00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:19.680
You stir quick, it goes everywhere, right?
00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:22.880
I then poured the um soy sauces on, both of them.
00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:23.039
Yeah.
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:24.720
So double mega saucy.
00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:27.680
Christ! You're gonna have a heart attack with all that salt.
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:29.039
Mega saucy squared.
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All that umami.
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:34.400
And then I tried to stir it, but you couldn't really stir downwards.
00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:37.440
It could only spin because there's no gaps.
00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:38.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:38.799
There's no up and over.
00:26:39.119 --> 00:26:45.599
So basically, the the first two forkfuls, they were actually mega saucy, and then the rest was flavourless, it was great.
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:47.279
Oh, that sounds brilliant.
00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:48.400
Thank God you did this.
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:49.920
So that's my life hack, everybody.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:53.039
In hindsight, probably better to put them all in a bowl, but it's a pot noodle.
00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:53.839
You know?
00:26:54.079 --> 00:26:56.400
And in hindsight, you can put those beans in there next time.
00:26:57.440 --> 00:26:57.839
Very good.
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:02.319
Uh the next uh question, uh, this is one that I feel quite strongly about.
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:02.640
Okay.
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:05.839
How do you feel about pulp in orange juice?
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:08.400
Oh, it's so much nicer.
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:16.079
It's so satisfying, comforting to have little bits of orange floating around in my liquid orange.
00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:17.279
It adds adds to it.
00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:23.440
And then every now and then you get a little juicy bit, and you can get it right between your teeth, and it's like it's floating towards you, happy as anything.
00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:26.480
I feel like an orca hunting like plankton.
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Do you know what I mean?
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:28.079
Like, got ya.
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:31.359
That's really disgusting.
00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:38.240
Pulp in orange juice is I mean, ultimately, and I don't want to overreact here, it's what peeps do.
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Like, it's absolutely disgusting.
00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:46.000
The texture of it is just sort of like a it's like dish water.
00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:58.640
You know, when like you've washed dishes and there's bits of like scum, like noodles and like a pea and you know, a a piece of herb floating around in the sink, and like a bit of like mince that's had all the sauce washed off it.
00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:03.279
But then like all you've got to do is get five pots of pot noodle, pour them in, and you've got yourself a lunch, baby.
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:06.160
It's that just the orange juice version.
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:11.839
I honest to God, I've because I've had it before where I've gone to like in a foreign country normally where I can't read exactly what's on it.
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:17.599
Yeah, I'll buy an orange juice, I'll take a sip, I cannot physically continue consuming it.
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:29.359
I could be, you know, when you're in the mood orange juice, yeah, and you're like, oh my god, the only thing that would satiate me right now is orange juice where it makes my tongue salivate and it's like really acidic and amazing and lovely and cooling.
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:30.000
It is good.
00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:32.559
Now I have the orange juice and it's got pulp in it.
00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:33.920
I'll I have to get rid of it.
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:43.119
There's no world where that can possibly be better to chew a drink than it is to just have a normal drink.
00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:44.079
That's insane.
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:49.200
There's there's there's there's two lines of inquisition here: there's pulp and there's juicy bits.
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:52.000
Are you as passionately against both?
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:58.079
I th as far as I was concerned, because I avoid them with both of those terminologies, uh, I hate them both.
00:28:58.240 --> 00:29:02.000
Well, pulp pulp is sort of like Juicy bits are.
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:05.519
Juicy bits not just that's gotta be a marketing term for pulp.
00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:05.920
No, I think that's it.
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:07.599
That's big pulp who think that pulp's bad.
00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:11.119
I thought juicy bits were actually the little, there's a word for it, the little octaves of orange.
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:12.720
Yeah, the little actual individual bits of the biggest.
00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:13.920
Yeah, you know, seggies, yeah.
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:23.599
I thought that juicy bits were those, were actively those, whereas pulp is the mishmash of stuff, the sort of the dull dish water, the soap scum, as it were.
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:25.119
I I think I get why you hate it.
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:26.240
They are the same thing.
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:27.440
Well, they're the exact same thing.
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:27.839
Okay.
00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:28.400
Did Google say.
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:37.519
In the UK, juicy bits is what is like a colloquial term that I guess their marketing is stolen to make it seem a bit nicer rather than fucking disgusting.
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:37.920
Okay.
00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:39.599
And then pulp is in US and Canada.
00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:41.839
I was always under the impression they were different, but fair enough, and fair enough.
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:42.160
Okay.
00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:46.000
Um I I guess is it sort of like it feels a bit like mold to you?
00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:49.279
Like that sort of that floating mass.
00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:50.319
Horrible.
00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:51.119
It's a.
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:55.680
All I can describe it as is I just don't like it.
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:55.920
Yeah.
00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:57.200
And it's a very subjective thing.
00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:58.000
No, I get you.
00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:01.039
It's so off-putting.
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:03.039
I'm a massive texture eater.
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:03.440
Yeah.
00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:08.079
Um, I'm I'm really big on texture um when I eat, probably undiagnosed to an extent.
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:10.720
Um, how many times did you turn a light off and on today?
00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:12.319
Uh seven and a half.
00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:19.759
Um and uh the it's I think it's because I just don't like the feeling of it all just going into my mouth.
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:22.480
I love a smoothie, and a smoothie will have bits in it.
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:23.839
Smoothie is pulp.
00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:25.759
Smoothie is entirely pulp.
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.480
Yeah, I guess maybe it's a bit of a nature of a smoothie.
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:30.960
There are some things where a bit of it is awful.
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:31.920
I'll give you the best example.
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.559
So hard into pulp that it's great.
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:49.039
To you, pulp is like have you ever had orange squash and you drink it, and then you put water in the orange squash glass, and there's a subtle a ghost, an echo, a shadow of the orange squash flavour from before.
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:49.759
Have you ever had that?
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:50.240
And it's unpleasant.
00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:51.119
Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:51.440
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:52.319
It's fully unpleasant.
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:56.079
I think that's incredible, that's middle ground for me.
00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:56.799
I don't really care.
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.279
Because that's flavour, that's not texture, so I don't really care.
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:03.599
It's enough to just sort of tickle your ivories without really being there.
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:05.119
Without fully committing to it.
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:06.720
And I I get why it would be unpleasant.
00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:08.640
And I guess that to you is what pulp is.
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:16.319
It's like, I don't mind it if it's a full smoothie, if it's the experience, if it's meant to be there, but when it's just hinting at being there, it's like, what are you doing there?
00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:18.079
This isn't your this isn't your vibe.
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:23.359
Then interestingly as well, because my if I have a smoothie, I will always opt for a green smoothie.
00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:36.319
I like it when it's got like spinach and kale and like apple and kiwi and that kind of thing, like a green smoothie, as opposed to like a red berry smoothie, which is your raspberries of strawberries, which I think are disgusting.
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.480
I think a strawberry on its own is vile.
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:40.559
I've tried a raspberry and I hate him.
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:43.519
Like I think it's absolutely awful.
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:46.799
And I've said to you many times, I wish I liked fruit.
00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:47.200
Yeah, that's right.
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:48.799
I by no means have pride in this.
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:49.440
No, I get it.
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:57.279
I wish I liked fruit because oh my god, it looks so good to be able to just sit down with a punnet of strawberries and just slam them back.
00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:58.319
That looks amazing.
00:31:58.720 --> 00:31:59.759
Chocolate Wimbledon.
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.160
I could not stand it, right?
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:04.880
Um, I'm absolutely fine with all the bits of an apple.
00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:06.400
Because you know what you expect from an apple?
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:07.920
An apple's consistent all the way through.
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:11.359
What about people that eat apples as in eat the middle because they're cool?
00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:12.319
Oh, that's weird.
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:13.039
That's showing up.
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:19.200
If I had a mate that goes, Look, uh you eat it sideways, you don't notice it or something like that.
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.839
My mate used to do it with oranges with the skin.
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:22.559
Really?
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:28.480
Just wouldn't it go just bite through the peel and then eat the entire thing.
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:33.279
Is it one of those things where like the first time everyone goes, Whoa, Jason's eating an orange, what a legend.
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:33.839
It must be.
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:35.119
I reckon that he does it again.
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:38.319
Yeah, the next time he does it again, everyone's like, Jason, we get it.
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:39.920
He's like, Oh, this is how I do it.
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:40.400
Oh.
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:40.960
Yeah.
00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:43.440
That wasn't like I'm Jason Orange, get it?
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:46.079
It's like, well, what's your phone network?
00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:47.680
Now it's T-Mobile.
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:48.640
True.
00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:57.920
Yeah, to me, it's just for whatever reason, the texture of it all, when it's all uh when I don't understand where the texture's going, or when there's when there's hard in the soft.
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.799
But if there's soft in the hard, that's great.
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:03.359
If there's hard in the soft, that's bad.
00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:04.319
Interesting.
00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:04.880
Okay.
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:08.319
Like you know when you bite into chicken and you get a bit of cartilage.
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:08.480
Yeah.
00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:11.599
I'm way better now with that, where I'm just like, oh, that wasn't very pleasant.
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:13.119
Take it out and I'll move on, whatever.
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:13.920
I don't really care now.
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:18.319
But literally, if I was having like wings or something and I had a bit of cartilage, it was saying shivers down.
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:20.480
I'd be like, oh my fucking god, I cannot stand that.
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:21.839
And I'd then go off the chicken.
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:27.039
You would be a rubbish blue whale sorting, sifting through the plankton.
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:28.319
It's basically pulp.
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:31.039
You go, all the other blue whole blue whales of the sea.
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:33.200
All the other blue blue whales are going, oh my god.
00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:46.880
I was like, hey again, the coast of Alaska has got millions of billions of plankton we can filter through our filter like teeth and eat.
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:49.279
And you're like Delicious.
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:51.680
Is that pulp?
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:54.880
Juicy fish bits.
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:00.880
Sorry, can I get some orange juice, please?
00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:02.240
Yeah, I don't like that.
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:03.119
I don't like the pulp.
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:05.359
So I'm I'm I I'm a no-pulper.
00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:06.319
You're a pro pulper.
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.359
What's Anna?
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:09.760
Uh, she is also a no-pulper, which is quite a bit.
00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:10.239
That works well.
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:10.480
I think.
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:15.920
But I also feel like anybody who is on the no pulp side will not go into the pulp side.
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:18.719
But anybody who's on the pulp side will happily have no pulp.
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:19.599
Yeah, we're the exactly.
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:21.360
I'm not gonna be like, oh my god, this is disgusting.
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:22.800
Where's my soap scum?
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:24.639
Where's all the bits?
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:27.920
Like, and ultimately that makes you a better person.
00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:29.039
Uh consumer.
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:33.440
Oh, a better consumer in that regard, which I would, again, rather be.
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:33.679
Yeah.
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:36.079
I would rather be able to have the pulp and everything.
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:40.239
Because I pride myself on eating essentially anything, but then I know what I prefer.
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:40.719
That's fair.
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:43.519
Um, there's just some things that I just know that I will not enjoy.
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:46.639
Like, I know that I also don't enjoy um aubergine or like eggplant.
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:47.119
Oh, they're good.
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:48.079
I just don't like the texture.
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:50.079
It's all sloppy and horrible.
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:51.119
Yeah, I just don't like that.
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:51.920
It's just not very nice.
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:54.639
The mayor always gets like uh aubergine-based stuff.
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:55.599
It's like, do you want to try it?
00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:56.320
Like, okay.
00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:58.719
Yeah, I'll have that grey slop.
00:34:58.880 --> 00:34:59.440
It looks brilliant.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:01.360
It tastes like a slightly frozen poo.
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:02.000
Do you know what I mean?
00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:07.519
Like just frozen enough to have a bit of firmness, but it was diarrhea, and now it ultimately still is diarrhea in a bowl.
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:09.440
And I'm just not into eating that sometimes.
00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:10.159
I like it.
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:11.039
Time and place.
00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:21.199
Um if you are eating a sandwich, I say I don't know what says eating, if I'm making a sandwich, would you cut it diagonally or straight across?
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:23.599
I can tell you so triangles or rectangles.
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:24.960
I can tell you the worst.
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:27.119
Into into four squares.
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:30.079
Four squares is a sandwich is so horrible.
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:33.119
It's like you half bite it or do you pop the whole thing in your mouth?
00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:36.239
It reminds me of like um I said before, maybe on the podcast, maybe not.
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:39.519
I don't trust sliders, the little burgers.
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:41.440
What are you?
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:43.360
Why how big is my hand now?
00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:44.960
It just feels alien and wrong.
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:48.639
I feel like I'm Oh, it gives you like size, Dimorphia.
00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:49.199
Dimorphia.
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:50.159
Dimorphism?
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:52.400
No, dimorphism is when two things look different.
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:53.599
Uh dysmorphia.
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:54.400
Dysmorphia, yeah.
00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:55.599
It gives me size dysmorphia.
00:35:55.760 --> 00:36:01.119
I feel like um Jack is about to come up and beat my legs with an axe and steal my golden eggs.
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:02.320
Massive.
00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:03.519
Yeah, I don't know.
00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:05.199
It's like you shouldn't be that small.
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.760
You should be a bit bigger, probably double the size.
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:09.840
I I don't quite trust them.
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:15.760
Um, so uh yeah, I I guess it's similar for me with quarter sandwiches, the worst way to slice a sandwich.
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:22.480
I'm a I'm a diagonal, I like diagonal, it's a bit fun, it's a bit spunky, punky, it's it's sort of chill with it, but it's not trying too hard.
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:25.760
You don't have to be an artist to create a quarter sandwich.
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:26.960
How about you?
00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:33.519
So I would 100% always go triangles because then you also you always get the best bite.
00:36:33.679 --> 00:36:40.400
I'm always starting from a corner and then sort of like maybe like going a bit into the middle, but I'm leaving that middle bit for the end.
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:42.719
Because the middle middle is the goat piece of sandwich.
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.320
And if you can finish on the middle bit of sandwich, then you've nailed it.
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:47.280
That's absolutely brilliant.
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:54.320
And I get what you mean about sliders, um, because I feel the same about you know, they're like those tiny cans of um like coke and stuff you get on planes.
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.800
Oh, the little 125 mil ones.
00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:01.920
I've just sent you a picture of uh of a can of coke that I had on a plane.
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:03.519
And uh dear, you've undergone.
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:04.880
Like that end the episode.
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:06.400
I'm a big man, right?
00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:11.360
Yeah, they are it's a shot of Diet Coke.
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:12.719
It's embarrassingly small.
00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:13.280
That's so small.
00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:14.880
And I I get what you mean.
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:22.079
Um, but I'm definitely a uh diagonal cut it, save that middle bit of sandwich right for the end, because then you have the perfect piece.
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:23.039
That's hilarious.
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:24.559
Oh yeah, fair enough, fair enough.
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:30.400
Do we have any non-food ones in your moving on to like uh tech and such?
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.559
Tech and such, okay, okay.
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:34.079
How many?
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.920
Uh this is two questions, but I'll just I'll I'll separate them.
00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:44.239
Uh how many app notifications do you currently have in your notification drawer?
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:47.519
Because I know that you farm them.
00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:47.920
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:50.239
You have got an unbelievably large amount.
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.719
I'm just checking there's nothing I I can't show.
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:55.199
To the point for me of stress.
00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:57.039
Yeah, that's fair.
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.440
Uh oh my god, yeah, I've got so many.
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:00.639
I've got so many.
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:07.440
I've got more in there currently than I would like, but it's because I'm saving I I use it as like my reminders to do things.
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:07.599
Yeah.
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:10.639
So I've currently got four things on there because I've got four things to do.
00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:11.039
Yeah.
00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:12.880
You have upwards of 20.
00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:16.159
Yeah, no, and I should I should there's some here that I don't need, and I should get rid of them.
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:20.159
I would show them, but there's phone numbers and there's things to say, I won't show them.
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:21.039
But I'm scrolling.
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:21.840
I'm scrolling.
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:22.559
I'm scrolling.
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:23.039
I'm scrolling.
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:24.559
This is on your notification.
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:26.719
Yeah, yeah, swipe down and they're all there.
00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:30.159
But then some of them are like YouTube videos that I might choose to watch later.
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:35.840
Some of them are reminders that like I get a weekly thing about uh football, like the the pickup games of football that I play.
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:36.639
Do I want to opt in?
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:38.320
And if I swipe it away, I'll forget.
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:39.280
So I also use miners.
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:40.480
And the same as that.
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:42.239
I use mine as reminders fully.
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:42.960
Yeah, for sure.
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:44.480
I'm I'm definitely with you on that.
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:46.719
But you've got some real piss take ones on there.
00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:48.079
I'm looking at my stuff now.
00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:53.840
In our work email, I've somehow got 160 on red, but I don't know why, because everything on my front page is red.
00:38:54.079 --> 00:39:00.239
But it's like it's the ones from like Monzo, you know, saying like reminder, you've got to pay the sacks or we'll find you 10,000 pounds.
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:00.800
Like things like that.
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:01.840
It's like I'm not gonna click that.
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:02.159
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:03.039
Do you know what I mean?
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:08.320
And like my WhatsApp is 70 from group chats on my WhatsApp.
00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:11.679
I think so.
00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:22.480
I've also on your like homepage, on your phone homepage, have you got uh your um uh notification, like you know, the dots where it says like 10 or whatever next to a thing?
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:24.079
Have you got them on or off?
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:26.320
Um what do you mean, sorry?
00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:33.920
You know, like next to an app, say on like WhatsApp, it will have like a little thing on the WhatsApp logo that says 10, because you've got 10 on red message page on your home screen.
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:35.760
Uh I don't have them on my home screen, no.
00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:37.280
Um turned off.
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:43.760
Yeah, I've got them in because I I was reading those through my PC where I've got I've got like a WhatsApp tab on my PC, and that has the 70.
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:45.199
But I wouldn't know it's 70.
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:47.599
Uh my my Gmail is unbelievable.
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:49.920
We might be in the 999 plus bracket.
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:51.760
My Gmail is also horrible.
00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:57.440
Yeah, I've apparently uh 1,200 unread in my primary inbox.
00:39:57.519 --> 00:39:57.679
Yeah.
00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:01.920
But then I've got like in my updates and promotions, I've it's easily over 10,000.
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:02.480
Yeah, exactly.
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:05.119
Like I've I've had this email address for 20 years.
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:08.960
Like, I it's gonna be a huge amount of unread emails.
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:12.079
Not so stupidly when I was younger, I'm so annoyed.
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:15.519
I signed up for loads of things to get loads of like spam emails.
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:16.079
Okay.
00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:19.119
Just to like just to get emails.
00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:27.280
Well, at the end of this episode, we've been hinting for the last two weeks that we're going to do you be the judge of am I the bad guy?
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:32.400
Am I in the wrong for signing my flatmate up to emails?
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:33.519
So hold that thought.
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:34.480
Maybe hold that though.
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:35.119
Maybe.
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:39.280
But yeah, on my I've got a very clean homepage, you know, my my phone homepage.
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:40.000
Aww.
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:41.360
Wow, it's like a very clean.
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:43.760
And that gone for that.
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:44.400
Such a good little thing.
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:44.880
There we go.
00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:45.519
Wow.
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:52.960
Yeah, so it's like just but then Anna also hates it because all of my icons I've recoloured to not be their actual colours.
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:54.559
I've made it so it's not the icon pack.
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:55.360
Yeah, that's annoying.
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:56.159
Every single thing.
00:40:57.840 --> 00:40:59.840
Discord should be blue for a start.
00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:00.719
That's the first thought there.
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:04.159
I mean, I've got a fairly generic again, I'm just checking sure that nothing here shouldn't be seen.
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:05.119
No, this is all fair.
00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:06.960
This is what my homepage looks like.
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:08.800
Yeah, that's like that's generic.
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:09.760
It is a bit generic.
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:12.159
And then the next one is just apps.
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:15.039
Wow, you just locked in with all the apps.
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:17.119
Yeah, that the these are the ones I use.
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:20.880
So what I've not done is just like, oh, I downloaded that three months ago and it's there and I never click it.
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.119
The ones that are here are ones that I actively use.
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:27.039
And um, yeah, to be fair, it has got a bit messy on the final page.
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:33.599
Uh, but yeah, so for the most part, it's it's ones that use, and I do move them about and like you know, there's some that just feel top brighty.
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:35.280
So like TikTok feels top variety.
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:37.360
Can't tell you why, but I've moved it top right.
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:42.800
Yeah, I've got wherever I settled on mine, all of my icons now just locked in those places.
00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:42.960
Yeah.
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:45.679
And if anything ever moves, like Instagram for me, middle right.
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:46.400
I know where that is.
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:48.079
TikTok for me is actually middle left.
00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:48.639
Interesting.
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:50.159
Is it middle left for me?
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:53.119
But also I'll only ever have them that far down the screen.
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:55.119
Because I want to have like a main thing in the middle.
00:41:56.000 --> 00:42:00.000
Whatever the picture is, I will only and also then they're all reachable bum bam by some here.
00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:04.000
That does annoy me where some you've got to do a bit of finger yoga to get to, and I'm not so into that.
00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:04.559
So I do like.
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:06.320
I do like yours.
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:07.119
I do like your minis.
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:14.159
I'd like to get I'd like to be a guy that designs his Android phone, but I've never been a guy that designs his Android phone, so I'm just sort of not.
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.280
Um but yeah, I'll I'll I'll move on to that at some point.
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.639
Um what next one?
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:22.320
Um okay.
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:24.719
Uh daily life and random preferences.
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:25.199
Okay.
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:28.639
So uh you go to a hotel room.
00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:32.719
What would you and if you would set the thermostat to?
00:42:33.119 --> 00:42:35.599
I don't touch it, I don't look, I don't think about it.
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:39.760
Um it's sort of I assume it's sort of fine sometimes in the night.
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:44.960
I get more annoyed at the fan being on than being too hot for the most part.
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:50.719
Uh so at some point I'll be like full of, and then I'll just I'll it's like it's like oh I didn't realise the fan was on and now I do.
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:51.280
Do you know what I mean?
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:55.039
I'd be lying there for 10 minutes, think about nothing, and I go, wait a minute, what's that noise?
00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:56.800
And it's been on the whole time.
00:42:56.960 --> 00:43:00.320
And then I'll sort of groggily wake up, punch it until it stops.
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:02.000
That's my that's my process.
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:11.119
Uh if I were to actively change it, probably like yeah, your 19s, maybe cool enough to be under the cover, but not hot in and of itself.
00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:16.239
I instantly thermostat, lowest it will go, highest breeze.
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:18.880
I will make it cold and I will make it windy.
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:19.920
You must love America.
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:26.480
You must love like Texas and Saudi Arabia when you go into buildings and you get blasted by ice sheets.
00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:29.119
They're freezing cold rooms.
00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:29.840
I love that.
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:30.239
Really?
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:37.280
When we were when we did the commentary in Saudi Arabia, um, we were in uh air-conditioned rooms, and in each room there were two air colts.
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:37.920
Oh, it was horrible.
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:44.719
I had both on, blowing full full pelt at the lowest temperature.
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:48.079
And it was like it must have got to like 15 degrees in there.
00:43:48.159 --> 00:43:50.000
It was freezing and it was excellent.
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:50.719
That's wild.
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.599
I I begged people to turn one of them off because I didn't want to be a dick and just.
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:54.639
You begged me to turn off.
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:55.199
Was it you?
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:55.679
Was it you?
00:43:55.920 --> 00:43:57.840
I was there, like literally shivering.
00:43:58.000 --> 00:43:59.440
And I was like, can I just turn one of those off?
00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:00.800
And you were like, I love it.
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:01.280
Uh-huh.
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:02.800
I let you do it because there were two.
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:03.440
Yeah, there were two.
00:44:03.679 --> 00:44:06.320
And I thought, and also I know that I'm unreasonable on the other end of it.
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:06.880
That's fair.
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:07.920
But I will need it to be.
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:09.280
We were in a little box, to be fair.
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:11.280
It was like a little box room in Saudi Arabia.
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:13.039
So I don't blame them for putting two in there.
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:14.880
But I've got mine on right now.
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.440
Still from last week's episode.
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:20.239
Regular watchers will know that we both got aircon, both proud conors.
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:21.199
Conheads, have you got on?
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:21.679
Proud conors.
00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:22.239
In your room?
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:24.559
Not in this room because it's cooler at the moment.
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:26.000
I think it might rain today, actually.
00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:28.880
But no, my aircon's currently in my bedroom.
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:30.880
But I've only had it on for like two days because it's actually been fine.
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:33.840
Oh mate, there was something crazy happened to me a few days ago.
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:38.159
Lenaire and I walked Jasper at like 9 pm, okay?
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:43.280
And it was almost at 9 pm cold enough for a light jacket.
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:45.119
Wow.
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:45.760
Almost.
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:48.320
I was thinking, ooh, I could almost put a jacket on.
00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:49.199
Really?
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:49.679
Yeah.
00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:50.320
Did you?
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:50.960
No, no, no.
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:51.599
Not that cold.
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.559
Because this is this is prime t-shirt and shorts, weather.
00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:55.280
Nice.
00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:55.760
Yeah.
00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:56.480
Very good.
00:44:56.800 --> 00:44:58.800
I'm wearing my little my little workout shorts.
00:44:58.880 --> 00:44:59.440
Look at these.
00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:01.519
Oh, is that post-workout?
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:03.360
No, no, I've not worked out today.
00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:04.239
Today is not a running day.
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:04.719
Fair play.
00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:05.039
Fair play.
00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:06.800
Tomorrow and Friday I'm a running day.
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:08.880
I'm gonna do some circuits in the garden soon.
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:09.199
Nice.
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:11.039
Started doing circuits of like a skipping rope.
00:45:11.199 --> 00:45:11.519
It's pretty cool.
00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:11.840
It's fun.
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:13.840
I like circuits because it always mixes it up, you know.
00:45:13.920 --> 00:45:14.480
What are you gonna do next?
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:15.199
Something different.
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:16.000
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:20.639
Uh are you a window seat or an aisle seat person or an on an aeroplane?
00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:23.920
Now we're getting onto delicate territory with the airplane talk.
00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:28.159
Are we are we gonna We don't have enough time for it?
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:28.800
One day.
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.519
Because we need to do you be the judge.
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:32.000
Yeah, exactly.
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:36.159
So we cannot get into the reclination conversation.
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:36.559
Yeah.
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:36.880
Okay.
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:37.679
We can't do that.
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:38.320
We will one day.
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:39.360
So let's ignore that.
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:40.079
Yep, yep.
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:42.320
Let's ignore who's right and who's wrong in that situation.
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:43.039
That's fair.
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:44.639
That's fair.
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:49.760
Uh by the way, everybody, uh, before we get on to answering this one, everyone's got airplane opinion, so make sure you let us know in some comments.
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:58.320
And also, if you're enjoying this episode of Officially Unofficially, then uh hit like, uh, hit subscribe and leave a comment saying, God, I love this show, smiley face.
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:01.119
Wouldn't that be nice to get some comments saying, God, I love this show, smiley face?
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:01.760
I'd really like to.
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:06.239
Yeah, if you never comment on a YouTube or a Spotify thing, just drop one down there.
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:11.360
Well, I know I if I've if I was told to by a YouTube person, I would naturally be like, nah, I'm good.
00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:13.440
But I'm asking you, I'm pleading with you.
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:14.079
Go on.
00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:16.480
Just say, blumming heck, I like this show.
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:17.039
That'd be nice.
00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:17.519
That'd be nice.
00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:17.920
I'd like that.
00:46:18.079 --> 00:46:18.639
That'd be very nice.
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:21.280
Uh so you ask me aisle or window.
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:24.239
Um, I'm an aisler, uh, because I've got such a weak bladder.
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:27.760
I know that on any given flight I might need to do a weed two or three times.
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:28.400
And I don't know.
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:30.719
How many times in like a five-hour flight?
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:31.440
Maybe three.
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:35.519
Well, depends, because I drink a lot of water um on a plane as well.
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:40.239
Uh so that basically gets the juices flowing, especially if it's one where I'm going and have a look, a little drink.
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:40.800
Do you know what I mean?
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:42.719
On the way, like uh chill and tonic or something.
00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:44.400
That is all bets are off.
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:45.039
I love it.
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:46.559
All bets are off.
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:50.000
I'm gonna be up and down like a fiddler's elbow, as my grandma says.
00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:51.039
Um, nice saying.
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:52.079
Yeah, it's nice saying, isn't it?
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:54.320
Uh so yeah, definitely, definitely Isle for me.
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:57.679
I'd strike you strike me as a hmm.
00:46:57.840 --> 00:46:59.920
Do you prefer the window because you love my leg?
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:07.679
Well, I know that's what I'm thinking, but let me let me talk you through my logic because you love the majesty of technology and organization, and how did humans get to the point where we're flying?
00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:08.880
You're looking outside at the clouds.
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:10.880
It's a cloud, that's crazy, right?
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:12.079
That's where birds live or whatever.
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:13.440
What are you doing up here?
00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:14.159
Yeah.
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:16.400
Uh however.
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:18.480
Let's see those legs again.
00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:19.840
There's a lot of them.
00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:21.519
They're Ile legs.
00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:24.159
Yeah, they're aisles of smiles.
00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:27.760
Unfortunately, if I'm not, if I'm extra leg group, I'm going window.
00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:28.639
Easy peasy.
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:32.000
Get me in the window because I don't care about the leg and then because I've got some extra, right?
00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:32.320
Yep.
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:36.960
Um, and also then you've got something to lean on, and you can look out the window and stuff, which is quite nice.
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:42.000
Um but of just a normal flight, I'm gonna I have to go aisle.
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:46.079
Like realistically, I need to put my legs in literally in the aisle.
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:52.000
Because otherwise, I have to sit with my legs akimbo, at which point I am getting in the way of the person next to me.
00:47:52.480 --> 00:48:00.239
Um or I literally I have to sit sort of like my legs like that, and then kind of put them out to the side and put them in the aisle.
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:06.239
Have I fallen asleep before with my knees um hanging out in the aisle, and I've been rammed by the trolley.
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:07.599
They just rammed you.
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:11.760
And they've woken me up like on like multiple points on the same flight.
00:48:11.840 --> 00:48:15.519
I remember this flight attendant just get smacking me in the legs with a big metal trolley.
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:16.400
That's so funny.
00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:17.920
I'm doing my fucking best.
00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:19.599
I'm trying to stay out of everybody's way here.
00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:21.039
Yeah, you gotta even- I can't help it.
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:26.719
You gotta toe the line between manspreading and then actively folding within yourself, which is a tough line as well.
00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:28.159
Because often become broken, yeah.
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:31.280
That's not like like people can like stretch their legs out.
00:48:31.760 --> 00:48:34.159
You know, under the seat where you've got the little like foot resty thing.
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:36.159
Yeah, I have never been able to use it.
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:36.960
I feel for you.
00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:37.920
I love that.
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:42.639
I remember once, very kindly, you got both of us extra leg room, and you're like, oh cool, guess what?
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:43.039
I was like, what?
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:43.840
I've got a sex room.
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:44.639
I was like, oh, thanks.
00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:47.119
I got in there and like my my legs are dangling.
00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:48.800
I'm like, where are my legs gonna go?
00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:50.880
What am I gonna- I can't reach anything.
00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:52.639
I need to like lean against something.
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:59.199
So I actually like on a on a plane or in a car or whatever, I will put I'll put like my knee against it like that.
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:01.679
So it's sort of like it's like a self-leaning thing.
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:02.880
Against what?
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:03.360
Sorry?
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:06.320
Against the um chair in front of me.
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:10.079
So you're sort of like smushes to the side and I'm sort of like squeezing in myself.
00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:11.039
I like to be squose.
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:12.400
Interesting.
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:13.679
Yeah, it works pretty well.
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:15.360
Same on a same on a train or whatever.
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:23.199
Like, I don't obviously you don't want to be pushing against someone, so I don't ram it, but like a gentle lean with the the soft, with the small of my leg.
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:25.519
Small of your leg.
00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:27.280
Small about your leg, right?
00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:29.199
Wow, all right, harsh, but fine.
00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:30.639
Yeah, thunder thighs.
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:32.000
Thunder thighs.
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:34.000
Leave my tangles alone.
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:40.000
I will, I will, I will need the extra leg room, but then otherwise I will go um uh on the aisle.
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:42.320
Because also I like to get up and walk around on a flight.
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:45.679
Yeah, I'll get up and I'll be that dickhead up at the front stretching.
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:46.239
That's the stuff.
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:47.440
And like moving around.
00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:48.079
I don't mind.
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:50.000
My body is broken.
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:59.519
I always think that like you know, at the end of a flight, when you've landed and uh the seatbelt light uh turns off, and then people stand up, and you always hear people complain, like, oh, what are you rushing for?
00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:00.960
Why are you standing up?
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:02.639
I'd need to move.
00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:07.840
I've been like crammed in this seat like a sardine for hours at this point.
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:11.679
My body needs to escape this prison that it has found itself in.
00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:15.119
And I don't care if you think like, oh my god, where's he rushing to, dickhead?
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:17.119
I don't I don't care.
00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:18.079
I need to be able to see.
00:50:18.400 --> 00:50:20.400
Next time you next time you're in a plane, you should announce that.
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:24.639
You should stand up and be like, sorry everyone, can I have a can I have a second?
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:27.119
Uh I know you're all thinking I'm a dickhead.
00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:27.840
Yeah?
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:29.679
Uh hands up, I can see her over there.
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:30.400
She thinks I'm a dickhead.
00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:31.840
Yeah, hands up if you think I'm a dickhead.
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:33.360
Go on, put your hand up.
00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:35.440
Yeah, no, there actually is a reason.
00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:38.880
Uh it's because I'm really uncomfortable because my legs are quite long.
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:39.760
Yeah.
00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:42.079
I'm sort of genetically gifted in that way.
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:43.519
And then then then the end of it there.
00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:44.480
My legs are quite long.
00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.119
I just stand there, just look at them, just wait for a response.
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:49.519
Put noise cancelling back on my headphones.
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:51.039
Look forward.
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:52.079
Yeah, bye.
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:53.599
Bye, Dickheads.
00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:55.599
But yeah, uh, I get that though, I do get that.
00:50:55.679 --> 00:51:01.199
Uh I do like to um when the plane lands, I lift, you know, the middle divider.
00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:02.000
Yep.
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:03.039
I lift that.
00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:07.039
Because then you can sort of turn a bit sideways, and the sideways turn is nice.
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.400
And you can sort of do a squat, you can sort of half stand, half sit.
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:13.840
What you don't want to do is lose access to your chair.
00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:27.920
As soon as you walk a bit further forwards and that space gets filled, and then you can't sit back down, unless, unless actually if you're if you're in the aisle, which I am, that's when I lift up the thing, because then you can sit sideways with your legs into the aisle.
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:32.960
And then you've got some real stand-up sit-down action going on, and you can do whatever you need to do.
00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:36.000
I mean, because of I'll happily lose access to my seat.
00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:37.119
But what if it's an hour?
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:38.559
Sometimes you're stuck there for an hour.
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:40.800
I'm fucking that seat off as soon as I can.
00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:43.519
Yeah.
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:43.920
Wow.
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:46.800
I'd rather just I'm gonna stand up, I'm gonna get my bag down.
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:47.199
Yeah.
00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:50.559
And then what does annoy me is gonna be able to slow off a plane.
00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.719
And I'm like, you knew we were gonna be doing that.
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:53.840
Oh, they sort of get all the time.
00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:58.400
I can only assume that you thought you'd be leaving this plane at some point.
00:51:58.559 --> 00:51:59.599
So I don't know why.
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:01.199
I just saw that fly go past your camera.
00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:02.079
Yeah, that was a big boy.
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:02.559
Go away.
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:03.519
Oh, look at that big boy.
00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:06.079
Don't acknowledge it.
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:06.719
Don't acknowledge it.
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:07.280
It's not here.
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:08.639
Please don't acknowledge it.
00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:10.000
Shop, don't.
00:52:10.320 --> 00:52:11.039
Don't be a prick.
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:12.000
Don't be a prick.
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.119
Okay, would you prefer flies on or off your food?
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:16.239
I'll go with off, please.
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:16.880
Thank you for asking.
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:18.239
That makes you feel better.
00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:20.000
I'll go with nowhere near.
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:20.719
Yeah, that's fair.
00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:23.119
But yeah, no, people who are slow off planes.
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:24.880
There's people who are too quick off planes.
00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:28.159
And then it's a little bit like, all right, calm down a little bit.
00:52:28.239 --> 00:52:29.039
It's like when you're driving.
00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:30.559
Anyone who's faster than you is a cowboy.
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:32.159
Anyone who's slower than you is an old person.
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:32.960
Or a video game.
00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:34.880
Anyone who's better than you is a nerd.
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:38.239
Anyone who's worse than you is shit and shouldn't be allowed to play with you.
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:38.960
Exactly.
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:44.559
So I'm I'm much more of a um uh I'll get up, I'll stretch my legs, I'll get my bag down.
00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:45.519
Maybe this is what I do.
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:49.039
I get my bag down, then I might, if it's a backpack, I'll put it on my old seat.
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:49.679
Oh, okay.
00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:51.840
Because then I'm then because then I'm then good to move and whatever.
00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:52.960
That makes sense, that makes sense.
00:52:53.119 --> 00:53:00.960
And then I'm also not putting my backpack on while I'm in the aisle, because then it's messing up the person behind me, and then I'm swinging it around and I can hit somebody with it, and that's just annoying.
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:14.960
What I like to do as the aisle sitter is I'll be there reading my book and I've got my things on, and the plane lands, and the queue's moving forwards, finally it's our turn, and then I think, ah, I should probably pack my bag up now, and then I'll take all my stuff out from the seat in front of me.
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:16.079
Uh sorry, I've got a bottle.
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:16.880
The queue's gone.
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:17.840
Sorry, there's a bottle here.
00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:19.840
What can I do with this?
00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:20.559
Anyone?
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:22.800
The attendant sorry, can you come over here, please?
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:24.480
People next to me are waiting to go patiently.
00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:25.440
So can you go over here?
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:26.800
Give them the bottle.
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.880
When you're held prisoner by the person on the aisle.
00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:31.679
I've had that.
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:35.599
But the person on the aisle has made no attempt to move until it's gone.
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:44.960
I'm next to them and I'm turned and I'm facing them, and then they're just like, they've still got all their stuff in the little front pocket.
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:49.679
And I know that they've got a bag, and then like you say, yeah, yeah, they're gonna get their suitcase.
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:53.679
And then the queue is then moving past them, and then they're like, right now, I'll grab my thing.
00:53:53.760 --> 00:53:53.840
Yeah.
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:55.119
It's like, fuck me.
00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:57.760
Why did you not do this 20 minutes ago?
00:53:57.920 --> 00:53:59.280
I really should have organized my laptop.
00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:04.639
Oh, if I move, if I take this out, and then my bottle, hmm, this bottle's got a bit of water.
00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:05.840
Do I want to keep that?
00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:07.920
Still sad, still buckled up.
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:10.159
Still sad, the cue is flowing past.
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:11.440
And you're there, though.
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:13.599
I'm just thinking about passport control.
00:54:13.760 --> 00:54:15.519
I was like, oh my god, so many people.
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:21.920
But then what I do find pride in is overtaking as many people as I can.
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:22.400
Okay.
00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:25.360
I can, as you are also a fast walker, right?
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:25.920
Yeah, yeah.
00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:30.559
I love getting off the plane and then kicking it into the next gear.
00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:34.000
I can walk quick and then I can then whack it into the next gear.
00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:34.320
Right.
00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:36.400
And I can fly past people.
00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:46.559
And I love it when there's like a long like uh corridor where you're all going towards passport, and I'm not running, I'm not jogging, I am just my pace is like prime Usain Bolt.
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.519
I'm like my stride length is similar to his, three meters at a time.
00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:52.079
I'm talking about.
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:58.400
It takes you about 30 metres to get going with acceleration, but once you are, oh my job speed is unbelievable.
00:54:58.639 --> 00:55:00.239
You are the flash, you are ridiculous.
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:01.760
Travelator, don't need it, mate.
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:02.400
I love it.
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:05.360
Oh, overtaking people when they're on a travelator and you're not.
00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:06.639
Oh my god.
00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:09.039
It's I I I like that a lot.
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:12.880
So yeah, I like getting past all those people, flying through passport control.
00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:13.039
Yeah.
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:17.199
But then the awkward thing is then if you've then got a bag to pick up, you then just wait at the same spot as everybody else.
00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:18.000
That's true, that's true.
00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:22.239
And I think actually, for all our differences, you and I, once we're off the plane, we're we're fairly similar.
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:29.920
We're speedy, we know what to do, we pre-pack our bags, we tie the only difference, you know, if you'd get up straight away, I'd get up at the the right time.
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:30.880
You know, now's the time.
00:55:31.199 --> 00:55:37.199
But you should you subtly wedge your way in front of people who are getting their suitcases down slowly, especially if you don't have one up there.
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:41.119
I mean, you go go around them, and then yeah, straight walk to passport control.
00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:44.719
And if we've been in an event together for multiple days, you don't have to wait around for your mates.
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:50.719
Like you, it's once you're off, you know, if people are like one step behind you, you won't just go nope and just walk forwards.
00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:53.280
But you're not gonna wait around after picking up your suitcase.
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:56.000
If if you're yeah, like we'll wait at bagger control together.
00:55:56.079 --> 00:55:58.079
Yeah, if your bag arrives, see ya.
00:55:58.159 --> 00:55:58.559
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:58.719 --> 00:55:59.679
I'll see you at some point.
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:00.480
That's absolutely fine.
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:00.800
Right.
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:02.320
I think I think I think that's the play.
00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:04.880
And I think you know what, those are all good opinions.
00:56:04.960 --> 00:56:07.920
So everybody, if you've got your own opinions, make sure you whack them in the comments.
00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:12.400
But we are now ready for the most anticipated segment of officially.
00:56:12.639 --> 00:56:13.519
Unofficially.
00:56:13.760 --> 00:56:14.320
No, it's not.
00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.719
Well, I was gonna say one more very quickly than this will take one second.
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Uh the comment of the week.
00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:19.119
The the YouTube comment of the week.
00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:19.679
Have fun.
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:20.400
Okay, alright.
00:56:20.559 --> 00:56:21.679
I've shared this one with you.
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:25.360
Uh, I forgot to get like a page, so it's just my favourite one that I've seen in recent times.
00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:29.199
So that is on the uh a million pounds if you can sleep in this bedroom.
00:56:29.280 --> 00:56:31.280
If you're talking about your your bedroom.
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:32.159
Yes.
00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:36.159
Uh so my bedroom's a stressful place to be at night.
00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:39.519
So for anyone who wasn't watching, yeah, go on, wasn't watching last week.
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:45.599
There's a tablet on either side table playing different videos with audio on both of them.
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:47.280
There's maybe a fan on in the room.
00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:54.559
The window's open, light is coming in from street lamps, and then also there's a cat on and around the bed and a dog under the bed.
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:57.199
That sounds like absolutely terrible.
00:56:57.440 --> 00:56:59.280
So uh lovely Willis, our shorts editor.
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:02.639
Hey Willis, uh, put this together and we had this comment coming in, Stumpy Goblin.
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:09.920
Uh, where La Gaya 216 said, If I'm allowed to bring my wife, dogs, and our own videos, I take your bet.
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:14.000
And OU Podcast responded with, you can, but they'll have but they'll still be there too.
00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:15.599
Bed is gonna be cramped.
00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:18.239
And then what did La Gaya say or Lija say?
00:57:18.480 --> 00:57:19.280
Well, yes, of course.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:21.119
It's not an orgy unless we're all there.
00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:22.400
But the cat and the dog as well.
00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:23.760
Goodness gracious, you freak.
00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:24.400
What the hell?
00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:25.840
But no, that's that's good.
00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:30.639
I think having it be, you know, not this like sterile room that you're in.
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:31.840
Uh hotel as well.
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:36.880
You know how you've normally got like a like a netting curtain and then like the thick proper blackout curtain.
00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:37.360
Yeah.
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:38.880
I hate blackout curtains.
00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:42.079
So I will open them up to then just have the netting.
00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:51.599
So I've then got street lights coming through or like the the the hubbub of the city wherever we are coming through into the room with a little bit of that light.
00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:54.159
If it if it's too dark, I don't want to be there.
00:57:54.239 --> 00:57:54.880
It's it's too much.
00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:55.360
Well, there you go.
00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:56.239
That was our comment of the week.
00:57:56.320 --> 00:58:03.360
Make sure you're posting comments here and we'll uh maybe you'll be featured once upon a time, just like La Gaia slash Legia slash Legia slash whatever the hell your name is.
00:58:03.599 --> 00:58:07.920
Is it is that Gaia as in the like an old landmass?
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:08.880
That's like a thing.
00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:13.039
Is Gaia was like uh one of the old land masses?
00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:15.360
I always took it as uh Google Google Face.
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:17.599
I always took it as uh like Spanish.
00:58:18.400 --> 00:58:20.000
Yeah, big, big Google face on that one.
00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:23.360
I always had it as sort of Spanish, like it's me, Ligaya 216.
00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:24.400
But I could be wrong.
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:26.400
Uh Gaia just means earth, apparently.
00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:27.360
There you go.
00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:28.000
Okay, cool.
00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:28.880
Lovely.
00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:29.679
Close enough.
00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:30.159
Go on then.
00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:31.519
What were you what were you introing earlier?
00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:34.800
You be the judge, which we will be.
00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:37.440
So we've wanted to do this for about a month now.
00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:42.400
Um and we keep saying next episode, but now we've learned each other's bodies, minds, souls, and spirits.
00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:43.440
Lovely, thank you for that.
00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:44.559
You're welcome.
00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:51.119
So let's see what we can do with helping out somebody who has signed up his mate for loads of mailing lists.
00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:51.360
Yes.
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:53.119
And is he in the right to do so?
00:58:53.360 --> 00:58:56.400
Would you like to be the first person or the second person for you be the judge?
00:58:56.559 --> 00:58:58.239
A segment that's not sponsored by The Guardian.
00:58:58.480 --> 00:58:58.880
It could be.
00:58:59.599 --> 00:58:59.920
It could be.
00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:01.039
Um, I'll be the prosecution.
00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:03.039
Uh which one's that is that first Billy.
00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:04.239
Yeah, us first.
00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:04.559
Okay.
00:59:04.719 --> 00:59:10.639
So Ronnie is using Billy's name to register for free streaming services and gyms, which Billy objects to.
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:12.800
You get to preside over this trial.
00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:14.719
So the prosecution, Billy.
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:17.920
My housemate, Ronnie, is a cheapskate.
00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:21.119
In this economy, I get it, but sometimes he takes it too far.
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:28.159
He always uses my phone number to get a second free trial with gyms or streaming services, and I can't stand it.
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:33.519
He'll just shout from the other room, hey, what what what's the login code?
00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:35.440
That's mental.
00:59:36.159 --> 00:59:39.920
Unlike the kernel of the Wi-Fi, my contact details aren't for communal use.
00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:42.800
I want to protect my good name, but he thinks it's funny.
00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:43.760
Valid.
00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:44.960
That that's good.
00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:46.159
That implies that makes sense.
00:59:46.400 --> 00:59:47.679
That's a valid spot.
00:59:47.840 --> 00:59:48.480
Yeah.
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:56.079
Um it got particularly annoying recently when he started using my email to get discounts aimed at new customers.
00:59:56.239 --> 01:00:00.960
My inbox is flooded with welcome emails and reminders that my trial is about to expire.
01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:02.239
So terrible.
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:06.880
I get texts at odd hours confirming signups to services I never joined.
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:08.159
What if it's like 2 a.m.
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:10.400
and like you're getting one to like OnlyFans?
01:00:10.559 --> 01:00:11.760
You're like, wait a minute.
01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:12.719
That's weird.
01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:13.599
Wait a minute.
01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:15.599
Ronnie, what are you doing?
01:00:16.079 --> 01:00:19.599
Um, it's as if my identity has been franchised without my consent.
01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:23.199
I'm not against a good freebie, but once I've had my run, I'm done.
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:26.159
Ronnie, however, loves rinsing everything.
01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:30.480
He uses my Netflix as well and boasts that he never pays for streaming.
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:34.559
That's so insulting to be like, oh guys, you don't I don't know why you all pay for it.
01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:35.760
You can get it for free, you know.
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:39.599
And Ronnie's and the other guys just stood there like, well, yeah, I can't get it for free.
01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:40.559
Billy's just stood there.
01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:41.360
Yeah.
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.599
Um, the worst part is is how casual he is about it.
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:48.639
He'll laugh, say, I need to relax, and everyone does it.
01:00:48.800 --> 01:00:55.280
But I think it's embarrassing that at 33 years old, he's still asking his mum for her number for a meal delivery freebie.
01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:56.639
Trying to get his mum's number.
01:00:56.800 --> 01:00:57.280
That's a bit weird.
01:00:57.440 --> 01:00:58.400
Surely you just got that saved.
01:00:59.119 --> 01:01:00.719
We've all got his mum's number.
01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:08.000
Ronnie creates multiple fake names tied to my number and his mum's as they were running some low-stakes scam operation.
01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:14.639
I find myself wondering if companies flag this kind of thing and if my number is now associated with dodgy behaviour.
01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:17.519
It makes me feel complicit in something I didn't agree to.
01:01:17.599 --> 01:01:19.039
This now feels a bit of an overreaction.
01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:20.880
I think, yeah, this is this is getting a bit wet with it.
01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:21.519
I don't think I can.
01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:22.719
He's getting a bit wet.
01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:24.960
He's gonna assassinate you, Billy, but maybe.
01:01:25.119 --> 01:01:25.519
Maybe.
01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:26.239
Maybe.
01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:28.480
Uh I feel protective over my good name.
01:01:28.639 --> 01:01:33.599
I got a letter in the post recently about a second free boot camp class.
01:01:33.840 --> 01:01:34.400
Again.
01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:39.360
I love Ronnie's going to these events as well.
01:01:39.599 --> 01:01:43.760
Yeah, Ronnie's going around going with a name tag that says, Hi, I'm Billy, come and say hello.
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:45.440
Also, what's your phone number?
01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:49.360
Uh it's not about the money over and the principle of free trials.
01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:51.920
I just don't want to have to explain Ronnie's lies.
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:54.000
I need to stop being so accommodating.
01:01:54.239 --> 01:01:58.719
We live together, so it's hard, so it's hard to have boundaries as everything is shared.
01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:02.320
It's a free for all in our flat when it comes to cleaning products, valid.
01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:05.519
Clothes, interesting, and food.
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:08.079
Okay, the clothes is the weirdest one here.
01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:09.280
Food is weird as well, though.
01:02:09.360 --> 01:02:10.800
No, if you if you get yourself some smart.
01:02:11.280 --> 01:02:12.320
It depends on the food.
01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:13.280
Butter.
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:13.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:14.480
Fine.
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:15.440
Milk is fine.
01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:19.199
Smarties, pasta is on the edge, depending.
01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:22.000
Uh, but like a little lasagna in the fridge, that's not a fridge.
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:23.440
Individual oven pizza, yeah.
01:02:23.519 --> 01:02:27.119
If you're looking forward to coming up for a night out and having that, and it's gone because Ronnie's had it.
01:02:27.199 --> 01:02:28.159
Oh, Ronnie's getting it.
01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:29.599
Ronnie is getting it.
01:02:29.920 --> 01:02:34.880
Um when it comes to cleaning products, clothes, and food, but I'd like my name to be off limits.
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:37.360
So that is the prosecution Billy.
01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:38.559
I've got thoughts about this already.
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:40.480
Yeah, first, very quickly, first instincts.
01:02:40.559 --> 01:02:42.639
Is there any way Ronnie can be okay in all this?
01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:55.519
Yes, I think there definitely is, because I am somebody who will happily like we've got um like blue light discount and stuff, we've got like compare the market, you know, the mere cat movie discounts, we've got all those kind of things.
01:02:55.679 --> 01:02:58.400
If and man has got a student discount as well.
01:02:58.559 --> 01:03:03.119
So, like, if we're able to do a discount, we'll just quickly Google this discount.
01:03:03.199 --> 01:03:05.679
If we're at a place or we're in a shop, do they do it?
01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:06.480
Oh, they don't.
01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:07.119
Oh well.
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:10.079
But like, we'll take a couple of minutes to find the discount code.
01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:12.800
We'll Google a discount code for just eat kind of thing.
01:03:12.880 --> 01:03:15.039
Like, that's normal, that's fine.
01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:16.880
That's all in our names, though.
01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:17.840
Yeah, exactly.
01:03:18.079 --> 01:03:18.880
It's a bit it's different.
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:20.239
And you're also in a relationship as well.
01:03:20.320 --> 01:03:24.559
You're you're engaged, so that if you put hers, it's not weird, whereas a flatmate is is very different.
01:03:24.719 --> 01:03:28.159
I'm I'm a hundred percent on Billy's side here so far, but we'll see what Ronnie says.
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:28.960
Maybe Ronnie has gone.
01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:33.039
I'm mostly on Billy's for the record, but I think there's a world where Ronnie can be fine with this.
01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:33.760
Well, let's see.
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:35.199
So the defense, Ronnie.
01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:37.599
Life is expensive for so many of us right now.
01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:38.960
Rent, food, everything.
01:03:39.119 --> 01:03:41.519
If there's a way to save a bit of money, I'm gonna take it.
01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:42.880
These companies aren't struggling.
01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:43.280
True.
01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:46.400
They want people to sign up for free trials in the hope that we forget to cancel.
01:03:46.559 --> 01:03:46.960
True.
01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:51.039
I'm just playing the game a bit smarter and using my name and also everyone else's.
01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:58.480
I've never put in Billy's actual credit card details, just his phone number and email.
01:03:58.719 --> 01:03:59.519
What's wrong with that?
01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:03.039
Okay, good because if he put his credit card details, it's fraud.
01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:05.199
So I'm happy that he's not done that.
01:04:05.519 --> 01:04:07.360
You be the judge, I murder my flatmate.
01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:08.239
Am I in the wrong?
01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:11.599
I'm still collecting my mum's benefits from 15 years ago.
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:12.239
She's dead.
01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.840
Also, I never had a mum, I was born in a test tube.
01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:18.000
It's not as if I'm being too pushy.
01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:24.159
I did try to get him to sign up to a credit card once using my referral link, and he refused, so I left it there.
01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:26.000
None of this cost him a penny.
01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:29.039
It's just his name, which, no offense, isn't some big thing.
01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:31.599
I thought he was gonna say isn't a good one anyway, like Billy.
01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:34.559
His name's Billy Johnson, right?
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:36.000
What's he predicting?
01:04:36.239 --> 01:04:37.599
He works in admin.
01:04:37.679 --> 01:04:39.360
It's not like he's a famous detective.
01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:46.880
If he had a serious issue, he could just say no clearly instead of acting as though I've committed some kind of crime after the fact.
01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:49.760
Half the time he just sighs or rolls his eyes.
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:53.360
We share Wi-Fi, milk, and our living space.
01:04:53.599 --> 01:04:57.360
From my side, using Billy's name and email for extra sign-ups is practical.
01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:59.840
Why pay twice for something when there's a workaround?
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:03.280
Can we have a brief recess in the middle of this before we get to the rest of Ryan?
01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:04.559
Recess time.
01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:08.800
So far, I completely get the angle he's going for.
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:11.920
If you can get a free thing from a company, absolutely.
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:12.320
Yes.
01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:15.039
If there's free trials, if there's this, if there's that, free subscriptions from you.
01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:17.599
You shouldn't be above getting a discount, right?
01:05:17.840 --> 01:05:19.440
Getting a discount is just normal.
01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:20.400
It's a good thing to do.
01:05:20.960 --> 01:05:26.639
There's no like weird shame in being like, oh, I've gone to this restaurant and I've got like a£10 off coupon.
01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:28.079
That's absolutely fine.
01:05:28.159 --> 01:05:33.039
Like It does sound like Billy is weirdly anti-free trial in general.
01:05:33.199 --> 01:05:36.639
And I wondered if maybe Ronnie was trying to sort of say, look, it's fine.
01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:39.519
No one's gonna burn your house down, no one's gonna break through your door.
01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:42.880
But it does seem that Ronnie is doing it for Ronnie's sake.
01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:48.719
I don't love how Ronnie's approaching this topic.
01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:50.400
I don't love his attitude in this.
01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:52.239
I don't love Billy's either.
01:05:52.480 --> 01:05:54.239
I don't like either of these people much.
01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:55.599
But I I think it's a lot of people.
01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:57.360
Billy seems like a wet wipe, doesn't he?
01:05:57.440 --> 01:05:57.599
Oh, yeah.
01:05:57.760 --> 01:05:59.599
Billy feels like a wrap fucking wet.
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:00.480
Yeah, yeah.
01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:02.480
What about my good name?
01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:03.920
Ha ha ha fucking Elmay.
01:06:04.079 --> 01:06:07.039
You're getting like, yeah, you're getting the taking quid off pure gym.
01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:08.000
Like, can we calm down?
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:08.559
It's fine.
01:06:08.800 --> 01:06:10.320
There's three more Ronnie paragraphs.
01:06:10.400 --> 01:06:11.280
Maybe he'll turn you.
01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:12.800
He says I'll get him in trouble.
01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:19.679
For example, for example, he might go to a gym I've already signed up for, and they'll discover his phone number is in the system under my name.
01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:21.280
But no one's watching that closely.
01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:25.039
Disagree, because they don't need to watch that closely, because it will just flag it because it's his number.
01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:26.079
Technology's amazing.
01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:28.559
We also have different interests, so that doesn't really happen.
01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:30.159
He doesn't want to do boot camp.
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:34.480
Years ago, I used my brother's gym membership, and eventually we were both caught and banned.
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But I wouldn't do that to Billy.
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I know where the line is with him.
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I do get that the constant emails might be annoying, that's fair, but that feels like a solvable problem.
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Just unsubscribe.
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It doesn't have to turn into this whole thing about respect and boundaries, as if I'm some kind of villain.
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Honestly, I'm not trying to take advantage of Billy.
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I'm just trying to stretch things a bit further while everything's tight.
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I think that I don't like the attitude of just unsubscribe.
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Yeah.
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Because Ronnie is getting all the benefits and Billy's getting all the shit end of the stick.
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And it's like, mate, just unsubscribe.
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And it's like, or piss off.
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Yeah, just wash the shits off the head.
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Just wash the shit off your head from this end of the stick.
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It's like, no, I want that end of the stick.
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I don't get any of the benefits and I get all the annoying things.
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I still get text and stuff like saying, you know, from a pizza place that I went to in Cambridge 10 years ago, and it's like, oh, you just need to, you know, 10 pounds off pizzas on Tuesdays.
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I'm like, it's a just a bit annoying.
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Yeah.
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But you signed up for it.
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You got that pizza.
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You can't.
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I got the benefit of the cheese.
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I agree.
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I agree.
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Uh yeah, I'm a I I think uh Ronnie is a is a tosser.
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He's an entitled little tosser, to be honest.
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Um because he does come across as very entitled.
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If Billy was annoyed that Ronnie kept asking, it's like, no, I've told you a hundred times you can't use my email, then I'd be like, get over it, Billy.
01:07:52.719 --> 01:07:54.639
However, Ronnie is just doing it.
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You can't just do something to someone and then question them, oh, why are you being annoyed?
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It's only a little thing you have to do now.
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Yeah, because like it's the fact that he's also saying if there's a way to save a bit of money, I'm gonna take it.
01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:14.800
But you're also taking the opportunity to save that money away from Billy also pays for your streaming services that also you've not mentioned.
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You've not mentioned that you get your streaming services paid for you.
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Yeah, that's it.
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And you're also subjecting your mum to all these spam texts and calls and emails.
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Like his number's gonna be on so many like mailing lists now to get phone calls.
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It's not just from that company.
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They share them because all Billy has to do is one sorry, Ronnie has to do is one wrong sign up, and Billy is on the hook for a thousand spam emails as well.
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You know, it's one thing if Billy makes that mistake, but not if Ronnie makes that mistake for him.
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Uh shall we see what the jury of Guardian readers have said?
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Yep, all right.
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Uh, should I go through these quickly?
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So Abigail 35 says.
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What's Ronnie's number?
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We should spam him in verification codes and offers to see how much he enjoys it.
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Personal information should never be shed without explicit consent.
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:59.760
Protecting Billy's good name might seem frivolous, but it's not up to Ronnie to decide.
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His number is up.
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Ho ho ho! That's the T.
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And that's the T, Abigail.
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I don't know what you just said, but uh, it sounds like you agree, so that's good.
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:10.239
Uh Charlotte 32.
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The economy is not so bad that a 33-year-old needs to use other people's identities to get freebies.
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Let's not be condescending.
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That feels a bit shut the fuck up, Charlotte.
01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:22.960
Like I think that's a bit condescending, though.
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Charlotte32 herself, huh?
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Um, if you're 33, you shouldn't need to get freebies.
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Piss off.
01:09:28.239 --> 01:09:28.640
Yeah, that's fair.
01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:29.600
You should be able to get freebies.
01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:30.720
Well, she didn't say you shouldn't have to be.
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I don't like her.
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Fair enough.
01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:36.880
Uh Billy is right.
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I agree there.
01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:39.520
His contact details aren't communal property.
01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:39.760
True.
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It's time for Ronnie to set Billy's inbox free.
01:09:42.079 --> 01:09:42.960
I like that wording.
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And maybe get multiple email addresses for himself.
01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:48.079
Yeah, surely he can just make email addresses.
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And have make like five backup emails and then just use them.
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All Billy's got to do is unsubscribe.
01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:54.079
It's not that big a deal.
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:57.840
Uh Sonia 46 said Ronnie's level of entitlement is outrageous.
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He doesn't understand that personal details are not his to abuse, nor that his behaviour shows a lack of respect and awareness of boundaries.
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Time to grow up and pay your way, Ronnie.
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Nice things usually cost money.
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That's life.
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Dickhead.
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I might have added that last bit, but it sounded right.
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And that's the T.
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You gotta stop with that.
01:10:13.680 --> 01:10:15.359
Uh Kim 44.
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Ronnie should 100% stop doing this.
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Personal details aren't a shared resource, and Billy has a right to choose who he's a shared with.
01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:25.760
It's not just about the extra inbox admin.
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Ronnie's being careless for Billy's details, could leave Billy vulnerable to fraud.
01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:30.640
Very true.
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And yeah, they're not your details, brother.
01:10:32.880 --> 01:10:38.319
You can't be signing him up for these weird shit to get like a free source on Thursdays from Pizza Cottage.
01:10:38.479 --> 01:10:50.640
I mean, and and also finally, uh Letitia55, you could never accuse her of predetermining an answer because she has said you don't even have to read beyond the headline to know that Ronnie is guilty of impersonation and fraud.
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I think you do.
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I think you do have to read beyond the headline because Letitia, you're a fucking wetty.
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It's not impersonation and fraud.
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Let's not take it too far.
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This is that you be the judge on the Guardian.
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Like, I think that uh Billy is rightfully annoyed.
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Yeah.
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And uh Ronnie 100% has to stop doing this.
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What I would do then is in the house say, look, if you sign me up for shit, I'm taking my milk, I'm taking my Netflix, I'm not letting you wear my pants.
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I'm pissing on your bed.
01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:22.000
Yeah, exactly.
01:11:22.239 --> 01:11:22.720
Make it a battle.
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For a reasonable thing.
01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:25.279
That's always the thing to do in these disputes, man.
01:11:25.520 --> 01:11:26.239
Make it a battle, man.
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Make it tit for tat, make it, make it worse.
01:11:28.800 --> 01:11:31.279
Uh I can actually tell you the results.
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Ooh, okay, okay.
01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:35.680
What percentage of people do you think that Ronnie is guilty?
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What percentage of Guardian readers?
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So, uh, for the American friends, very left-leaning uh broadsheet newspaper is The Guardian.
01:11:42.479 --> 01:11:44.159
What percent said he was guilty?
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This is 80 plus.
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Uh, I'm gonna go with like 80.
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I'll go with 87%.
01:11:50.239 --> 01:11:52.000
87%, Stumpy has said.
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Have your number uh in mind now.
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I'm gonna send you the screenshot, Stumpy, for dramatic effect, and then we can bugger off.
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Ready?
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This is the actual answer.
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Wow! 99% said Ronnie is guilty.
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There you go.
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Absolutely done.
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That is completely.
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And that's the T.
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Although I believe.
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Although I believe in a court of law, it's not 100%.
01:12:16.560 --> 01:12:17.760
So actually he'd walk innocent, right?
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Because you need to know.
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So he's after all that, Ronnie is innocent.
01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:26.000
Uh, next week, if we do this again next week, we've got you be the judge.
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Should my partner stop leaving the windows and doors open?
01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:30.319
So that'll be a fun one.
01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:33.199
Oh, I like leaving windows and doors open.
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There you go.
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So we will see.
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That's fun.
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Thank you, everybody, for listening to officially.
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For episode number 36.
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Goodbye.