Brian
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Brian
00:00:56Anything you say will be used against you in a later episode.
Dustin
00:01:01Yeah.
Dustin
00:01:03Hello.
Brian
00:01:04Look at.
Brian
00:01:05Look at Adam on top of it.
Brian
00:01:07Brian.
Brian
00:01:07He's defined.
Dustin
00:01:10Amazing.
Brian
00:01:11Brian.
Brian
00:01:12Brian called me.
Brian
00:01:12He's like, where did you find this guy?
Dustin
00:01:14He's great.
Dustin
00:01:16Man is amazing.
Dustin
00:01:19That's exactly what I said.
Dustin
00:01:21Where did you find.
Dustin
00:01:22Where did this guy come from?
Brian
00:01:23You know, I.
Brian
00:01:24I've.
Dustin
00:01:25He's turned me on to AI stuff.
Dustin
00:01:26It's not even good people, you know.
Dustin
00:01:29Brian, have you left your house?
Dustin
00:01:31No.
Dustin
00:01:33No, it's.
Dustin
00:01:33It's frightening what I've been doing with that, with that stuff.
Dustin
00:01:36I made a music video for.
Dustin
00:01:38I made a music video using all these Bizarro World clips that is just off the charts.
Brian
00:01:44It's crazy.
Brian
00:01:45Let's get into that for a second.
Brian
00:01:47I feel like it's.
Dustin
00:01:48AI.
Brian
00:01:49Yeah, it's.
Brian
00:01:51It's a weird thing because it's like.
Brian
00:01:53I mean, you can literally, like, you know, like, let's say.
Brian
00:01:56Let's say you want to write, like a comedy, you know, book or something, like how to do standup or something like that.
Brian
00:02:02You could literally write one of those in, like, 10 minutes with one of these things.
Brian
00:02:06Like, it's crazy.
Dustin
00:02:07You get this thing made, this thing.
Dustin
00:02:10I actually did a research, and the record companies are suing these services because they basically learned from listening to every.
Dustin
00:02:21They just put in all.
Dustin
00:02:22Every genre of music, the best of the best, and they spit it out, and it sounds.
Dustin
00:02:28You know, it sounds amazing.
Dustin
00:02:31Oh, a bit derivative, I guess you could say.
Dustin
00:02:35It's like, you know, there's.
Dustin
00:02:37There's not chord changes I haven't heard before.
Dustin
00:02:39There's this sort, you know, I mean, but it's incredible what this thing does.
Dustin
00:02:43Two songs you pump.
Dustin
00:02:45I put some lyrics in and it gave me two.
Dustin
00:02:47Two songs in one minute, in 30 seconds.
Dustin
00:02:50Like.
Dustin
00:02:51Like two great songs.
Dustin
00:02:52Like two amazing songs.
Brian
00:02:54Yeah.
Brian
00:02:55No, it's.
Brian
00:02:55It's.
Brian
00:02:56It's scary how much, you know, how much should we use it or not use it.
Brian
00:03:00You know, I feel like it's, you know, I, I was writing an outline, you know, for a film I'm doing and I was just like, okay, let me just put this in here.
Brian
00:03:11It was just like, you know, first scene, second scene.
Dustin
00:03:15Did you do it?
Dustin
00:03:16Did you do it?
Brian
00:03:17Yeah, beep beep, plot, blah blah, blah.
Brian
00:03:19And I was like, what?
Brian
00:03:21And so it's like, you know.
Dustin
00:03:26What did you exactly, what did you exactly do?
Dustin
00:03:29Like you, you gave it half your script.
Dustin
00:03:32You gave it what, an outline and it wrote the script for you.
Dustin
00:03:35What did it do?
Brian
00:03:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
Brian
00:03:37Well, like I said, I wrote outline, I wrote it, it finished out the outline for my script.
Brian
00:03:43Like I was, you know, so I just put in like what I had so far, which was just kind of a, you know, just characters and you know, the synopsis and you know, kind of the plot basically, but just in a synopsis form.
Brian
00:03:59And then I just needed like a structured outline because, you know, when you see the outline then you can kind of like, you know, turn it into the script a little easier once it's like kind of like flushed out.
Brian
00:04:09And I feel bad about it.
Brian
00:04:11Like I don't know how I feel.
Brian
00:04:12And I also feel it's like, you know, and I have this other project that I'm writing with other people and it's like.
Brian
00:04:20And so I don't think they know that I did the AI and so I feel like I'm just this, like this.
Dustin
00:04:28But it did the outline.
Dustin
00:04:29I mean, but this is something else.
Brian
00:04:31This is another project where I'm working on and it's like, it's just.
Brian
00:04:35It did do the outline.
Brian
00:04:36It's all my information and it's everything.
Brian
00:04:39But it's like, hey, I was like, hey, I'll take care of the outline.
Brian
00:04:41And then I was just like, you know, 30 seconds.
Dustin
00:04:46Well, have you used Suno?
Brian
00:04:49Yeah, I think that's what it was.
Brian
00:04:50One of those.
Dustin
00:04:51Okay.
Brian
00:04:51Because it was a free one.
Brian
00:04:52Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:04:53Because, well.
Dustin
00:04:54Yeah, but the thing that's amazing is that if you let it write your song for you, the lyrics suck.
Dustin
00:05:02Like, meaning that it's just horrible.
Dustin
00:05:04Like, like, like it doesn't, it's not very creative.
Dustin
00:05:06I don't even know how it would even write lyrics about what it knows about.
Dustin
00:05:10I still think it's stand up comedy.
Dustin
00:05:12I still think it's wrong.
Brian
00:05:13I still think it's wrong.
Dustin
00:05:14I wrote the lyrics.
Dustin
00:05:15Yes, I wrote, I gave it these really complicated lyrics and the thing just spit out.
Dustin
00:05:20I have like 30 versions in different blues, Delta blues versions.
Dustin
00:05:24It's ridiculous.
Brian
00:05:25It's.
Brian
00:05:26I mean, it's the.
Brian
00:05:26You know what I mean?
Brian
00:05:27It's no different than a Casio.
Brian
00:05:29You know, if you think about it, you know, in the beginning, you know, it used to be like, if you wanted a score to a film, you had to have a guy on the horns.
Brian
00:05:38You had to have a guy on the, you know, the drums.
Brian
00:05:40And what now, you know, one button, and it's Vangelis.
Brian
00:05:44Create a whole career off buttons.
Brian
00:05:46Yeah, you know, things.
Brian
00:05:47So it's like.
Brian
00:05:48Yeah, it's.
Brian
00:05:48It's a weird.
Brian
00:05:49I mean, since that happened on Broadway.
Dustin
00:05:51This happened on Broadway, they had an orchestra.
Dustin
00:05:53They had an entire orchestra.
Dustin
00:05:55And now they have, like, tape.
Dustin
00:05:56You know, that's all those musicians out of work.
Brian
00:05:59Yeah.
Dustin
00:05:59Now they have just tape.
Dustin
00:06:01Like, I don't even know if.
Dustin
00:06:03If any of them have an orchestra, I'm sure.
Dustin
00:06:05But.
Dustin
00:06:05But that's been replaced, and everything is getting done like that.
Dustin
00:06:10And you go, all right, this is not good.
Dustin
00:06:13But how do you.
Dustin
00:06:14What do you do?
Dustin
00:06:15Like.
Dustin
00:06:15Like, how do you really stop it?
Dustin
00:06:17And the funny part is the record companies are suing these services, but not because they're so honorable, but because they want to do it.
Dustin
00:06:25So they're taking their own catalog.
Dustin
00:06:27This thing is learning off of their catalogs.
Dustin
00:06:29So they want to do this so they can create music and fake bands that they don't have to pay anybody anything for.
Dustin
00:06:37So then they create, like, somebody based on Springsteen or whoever and that.
Dustin
00:06:42And that they then collect all the money and they don't even have to bother with.
Dustin
00:06:47And then they say there's a band, and I guess you could send out studio musicians on the road to tour as this group or something.
Dustin
00:06:53But it's like, not.
Brian
00:06:54It's like that De Niro movie that they did where they created, like, a pop singer and she didn't exist.
Brian
00:06:59It was like.
Brian
00:07:00Yeah, I think it was De Niro movie or something.
Brian
00:07:02But it was.
Dustin
00:07:03What was that movie?
Dustin
00:07:04What was I.
Brian
00:07:04You know, look it up, Adam.
Brian
00:07:06It was like a fake.
Brian
00:07:07It was like they made a fake musician, like a pop.
Brian
00:07:11Like a Britney Spears type, and she wasn't real, and she was huge, and it was her image, and they, you know, computer stuff.
Brian
00:07:18It was really cool.
Dustin
00:07:20Yeah, it's scary.
Dustin
00:07:22And I get into arguments with people about stand up because they say.
Dustin
00:07:27Now, they said that computers would never beat humans at chess.
Dustin
00:07:31Now no human can beat, you know, now.
Dustin
00:07:34Now, no chess.
Dustin
00:07:35The best chess players can't beat the computer.
Dustin
00:07:37They've Just completely obliterated that.
Dustin
00:07:41And so they're saying, okay, what about comedy?
Dustin
00:07:43Now?
Dustin
00:07:44Comedy is a little more complicated because I don't even know what the formulas.
Dustin
00:07:49I mean, we struggle with like, nuance, word choices and inflection and sarcasm and writing something is hard to do, you know, But I'm wondering, maybe I'm just being like, oh my.
Dustin
00:08:04They won't ever be able to be as funny as I think.
Brian
00:08:08So it's the one thing that.
Brian
00:08:10And even music, it's like the only.
Brian
00:08:12The only, you know, it's funny.
Brian
00:08:14It's like generic music they can do through this thing.
Brian
00:08:17You know, they can do a generic country song, they can do a generic dance song, but they can't.
Brian
00:08:22They're never going to, you know, do a Bob Dylan or, you know, something just ridiculous like a Bob Dylan type.
Brian
00:08:29Nothing that's, you know, know, or Sam Kinison or what.
Brian
00:08:33They're not going to be able to recreate these like, you know, people, these kind of, you know, this.
Dustin
00:08:39No, but the weird part is that.
Dustin
00:08:41Yeah, no, there's not going to be able to do that.
Dustin
00:08:43But the weird.
Dustin
00:08:43And.
Dustin
00:08:43But I'd like to.
Dustin
00:08:45I'd like to say that with more confidence simply because they're learning from the best of the best.
Dustin
00:08:53And most musicians do that.
Dustin
00:08:56Like most musicians get inspired by artists, fellow artists, and they steal at first and you do what sounds like this other person.
Dustin
00:09:03So do you know.
Dustin
00:09:04No, I'm not talking about musicians as well.
Dustin
00:09:06Not like everybody, you know, just sort of like listens to who influences them.
Dustin
00:09:10And then you write in the style of Dave Mamet or something and then you find your own voice, you know.
Brian
00:09:14That'S what they did, the George Carlin.
Brian
00:09:16Did you hear the new George Carlin album?
Brian
00:09:18I heard that they did an album.
Brian
00:09:21It was great.
Brian
00:09:22It sounded fantastic.
Brian
00:09:23Yeah, it was.
Brian
00:09:24It sounded like Carlin.
Brian
00:09:25And they did one from my buddy neighbor Gazzi, and it was the same thing and it sounded great.
Brian
00:09:30And it's like parts of it, you could tell.
Brian
00:09:33I can tell when something's a computer.
Brian
00:09:35Even when I write out, even with the outline or whatever.
Brian
00:09:38I can tell like somebody sent me an outline for something and I know that they.
Brian
00:09:43I could just tell that it was auto generated or whatever through the AI.
Brian
00:09:48I could just tell like there is something that the computer does not have that is always kind of a human either mistake or kind of just a vulnerability of the writing or whatever.
Brian
00:10:00Like, you see, it's just a difference.
Brian
00:10:01You could tell when something's better.
Dustin
00:10:03Well, at this point, you Can.
Dustin
00:10:05But I got to say that when I wrote some of those songs, or it wrote some of those songs using my lyrics, if you hadn't told me that that was AI, I don't think, I mean, I could play it for you.
Dustin
00:10:18And at this point, it's going to sound more computery than it will in the future.
Dustin
00:10:23Like, this is the first generation of AI and if it sounds this good now, I'm frightened to know what it's going to be in the future, because they'll make it sloppier.
Dustin
00:10:32They'll make it with flaws like a real song would, you know, they'll make it less polished, you know, and so it's crazy anyway.
Brian
00:10:42I mean, you know, maybe they'll ban it.
Brian
00:10:45Yeah, that's.
Brian
00:10:46That's probably what we should do.
Brian
00:10:47I mean, I really think this Terminator, but I feel like that's.
Brian
00:10:50That's what we're going to have to do.
Brian
00:10:51We have destroy all of it.
Brian
00:10:53So it doesn't exist anymore.
Dustin
00:10:55And that's.
Dustin
00:10:56Right.
Brian
00:10:57No cars.
Brian
00:10:59You know, apparently in Portland, what they're doing is like, you know, all those little.
Brian
00:11:04All the driverless cars and like all the.
Brian
00:11:07The little robots on wheels that are going around delivering things and.
Brian
00:11:11And electric scooters as well.
Brian
00:11:13Like the birds, these guys, they have like bandanas on and stuff, and they're.
Brian
00:11:18They're kind of like this kind of Banksy kind of vibe.
Brian
00:11:21And they go around and they just.
Brian
00:11:23They just attack the cars.
Brian
00:11:25They attack these, like, driverless cars, and they're just like destroying all these, you know, robot, you know, sidewalk robot things.
Brian
00:11:33And they're just like.
Brian
00:11:34Like it's them against, you know, this tech society thing that's happening.
Brian
00:11:38And it's like they're just in there and sometimes there's people in the car.
Brian
00:11:41Apparently there was a guy that was like.
Brian
00:11:42Because, you know, some of her driverless Ubers.
Brian
00:11:44Can you imagine that?
Brian
00:11:45You're sitting there just in this driverless Uber and then like nine guys just get on top of it and start beating it with like, baseball bats.
Brian
00:11:54But that's actually trying to get to the mall and there's like a.
Brian
00:11:58It's like an uprising on top of your car.
Dustin
00:12:02And the weird part is that's not new.
Dustin
00:12:04The Luddites.
Dustin
00:12:05The Luddite movement was very.
Dustin
00:12:07The Luddites, Yeah, there was called Luddites and it was a religious movement of people who found.
Dustin
00:12:13Took objection to those things.
Dustin
00:12:14They would break.
Brian
00:12:15That's the V, right?
Dustin
00:12:17Yeah.
Dustin
00:12:17I don't know.
Dustin
00:12:18Not that.
Dustin
00:12:18No, not.
Dustin
00:12:19That's A different.
Dustin
00:12:20That's.
Dustin
00:12:21Isn't that something different?
Dustin
00:12:22Thank you.
Brian
00:12:22The mask, a little mustache.
Dustin
00:12:24Yes, yes.
Brian
00:12:26It's kind of like that.
Brian
00:12:28That's where they got it from.
Brian
00:12:29The same thing.
Brian
00:12:30These kids are young.
Brian
00:12:31It's not like they don't even know what you're talking about.
Brian
00:12:33I think they just got it from the Vendetta movie.
Dustin
00:12:37Yeah, yeah.
Brian
00:12:40That's all they're trying to be.
Brian
00:12:41I think that's everything.
Brian
00:12:42Everyone sees something in a movie and they're just trying to do that.
Dustin
00:12:45That's right.
Brian
00:12:46When I saw Warriors, I wanted to be in a gang.
Brian
00:12:48And then I realized later in life how gay the.
Brian
00:12:51The.
Brian
00:12:52The vest wore with no shirts.
Brian
00:12:53You know, Right.
Dustin
00:12:55In the roller skates, you get the clowns.
Dustin
00:12:59They're wearing roller skates and clowns.
Brian
00:13:01It was pretty amazing as a kid seeing that.
Brian
00:13:03I was just like.
Brian
00:13:04I mean, we grew up in, like.
Brian
00:13:05I was thinking the other day.
Brian
00:13:06I don't know if this is a premise or not, but I think the idea of like.
Brian
00:13:09Like those early Planet of the Apes movies were rated.
Dustin
00:13:13Yeah, we're rated G.
Dustin
00:13:14Oh, where?
Brian
00:13:15They were G.
Brian
00:13:16All of them.
Brian
00:13:17And I mean all of them.
Brian
00:13:18All three of them.
Brian
00:13:19And especially the later ones are crazy with like, violence and all this stuff.
Brian
00:13:24And even the first.
Dustin
00:13:25Wait, they're all the rated G for kids.
Dustin
00:13:29But the second one, the Plan of the Apes that I read about, the second one, which is Beneath the Plan of the Apes, is one of the craziest films, like, of all time.
Dustin
00:13:38They've got a bomb that they worship and there's mutants and the whole thing almost barely makes sense.
Dustin
00:13:44Right?
Brian
00:13:45Yeah.
Dustin
00:13:46And James Franciscus is playing the thing and Taylor's not in it.
Dustin
00:13:52Charles Ness is barely in it because he wanted more money or something.
Dustin
00:13:55I've read the, like that movie and it's one of the craziest films, like, of all.
Brian
00:14:00Like, I.
Brian
00:14:01Yeah, I don't remember even seeing it because I feel like it was crazy.
Brian
00:14:04But.
Brian
00:14:05But just see, but that's what I mean is this, like our generation was like, you know, there was just no filter like that.
Brian
00:14:10The fact that that would be in the same, like, rating as Dumbo.
Brian
00:14:15You know what I mean?
Brian
00:14:15Like, yeah, because we were all kids when we saw that.
Brian
00:14:20I mean, Brian are a little older, so we definitely saw it as kids.
Brian
00:14:23But it's like, you know, we had the action figures and everything, or the big toys, the big tall one.
Brian
00:14:29Those are worth some money if you guys have those.
Brian
00:14:31But, you know, it was just.
Brian
00:14:33I don't know, I.
Brian
00:14:34The Idea that that would be a rated G movie.
Dustin
00:14:37That's crazy.
Brian
00:14:38You know, this time, I mean, OB.
Brian
00:14:40Obviously, the new ones came out.
Brian
00:14:41Those are like PG13, obviously, but.
Brian
00:14:44Yeah, but they were crazy.
Brian
00:14:46Yeah, there's just no, you know, the rating system.
Dustin
00:14:49Then they made a TV show.
Dustin
00:14:50Then they made a TV show which the movies were all big hits.
Dustin
00:14:54And I remember they made the TV show pretty good.
Dustin
00:14:56Yeah, the TV show was supposed to be like a surefire smash hit because the movies were so big and nobody watched the TV show.
Brian
00:15:04I did.
Brian
00:15:04I was a big fan.
Dustin
00:15:07You know what movie spawned the PG13 rating?
Brian
00:15:11Let's see if we can guess.
Brian
00:15:12Give us a hint.
Brian
00:15:14Give us a hint.
Dustin
00:15:151984 came out.
Dustin
00:15:17It was.
Dustin
00:15:20Oh, my God, who.
Dustin
00:15:21Can't believe.
Dustin
00:15:22I'm blanking on who directed it.
Brian
00:15:23But those had boobs.
Dustin
00:15:26No, it was violent.
Dustin
00:15:28It took place during Christmas and so no.
Dustin
00:15:35Had Phoebe Cates in it.
Brian
00:15:37Oh, yeah, what's that movie?
Brian
00:15:39Fast Time?
Brian
00:15:40Is Richmond High?
Dustin
00:15:41No, that was 82 or 81.
Dustin
00:15:44But this was like a slasher movie.
Dustin
00:15:49It was a horror movie or partially a horror movie with Phoebe had a little fuzzy creature.
Brian
00:15:57Oh, Gremlins.
Dustin
00:15:58Gremlins, yeah, Gremlins.
Brian
00:16:01Of course, I got it first.
Dustin
00:16:03Well, that wasn't a horrible.
Dustin
00:16:04I mean, that was.
Dustin
00:16:05I mean, that was a horror movie.
Dustin
00:16:06Compared to, like, Saw, you know.
Brian
00:16:11Yeah, not even close.
Dustin
00:16:13Yeah.
Brian
00:16:14The Apes is way edgier than Gremlins.
Brian
00:16:17There's no humor in Plan of the Apes.
Brian
00:16:20They did none.
Brian
00:16:21There's like a couple of moments where they kind of do the human apex thing with.
Brian
00:16:25With, you know, maybe they're interacting in a kind of a fun day.
Dustin
00:16:28Directed that, by the way.
Dustin
00:16:31And don't ask me how I remembered that.
Dustin
00:16:34Right?
Brian
00:16:34What?
Dustin
00:16:35I didn't Google that or anything.
Dustin
00:16:36Yeah, Joe Dante.
Brian
00:16:38Oh, wow.
Brian
00:16:40I don't know, I just think it's.
Brian
00:16:42I just.
Brian
00:16:42I don't know, I just think that's.
Brian
00:16:44People always say, like, our generation was harder or like, you know, we're not.
Brian
00:16:48Weren't as protected.
Brian
00:16:49I mean.
Brian
00:16:50Yeah, I just think that, you know, Texas Chainsaw Massacre was like a light PG and I think that.
Dustin
00:17:00Wow, it's been 50 years, that movie.
Dustin
00:17:04I mean, that movie still is scary.
Dustin
00:17:07If you watch that film.
Dustin
00:17:08That film is still just really disturbing.
Brian
00:17:12I have a joke I'd like to work on regarding that, so I will.
Brian
00:17:16I love horror films.
Brian
00:17:17Like, my favorite genre.
Brian
00:17:19I really enjoy them and.
Brian
00:17:22But they're also calming to me and makes you feel sociopathic in a way.
Brian
00:17:27And so my girl and I, like, we'll watch them together.
Brian
00:17:31And then she always gets angry because I'll pass right out.
Brian
00:17:35And they just make me.
Brian
00:17:37How some people, like, you put on golf and you just go to sleep or whatever.
Brian
00:17:40You put on a horror film and I go to sleep.
Brian
00:17:41And I think a lot of it has to do with, like, I grew up in kind of a troubled home, so yelling and screaming is like my white noise.
Brian
00:17:49Like, it just.
Brian
00:17:49It's comforting to me.
Dustin
00:17:51Right, right.
Brian
00:17:53Just so used to, like, yelling and craziness.
Brian
00:17:56Then I'm like, oh, I'm home.
Brian
00:17:58And I just pass.
Dustin
00:18:01This was very.
Dustin
00:18:03That was your, like, elevator music.
Dustin
00:18:05The soothing tones.
Dustin
00:18:07Elevator music.
Brian
00:18:09That's funny.
Dustin
00:18:09The lilting tones of screaming.
Dustin
00:18:11So this is a bit you want to work on.
Dustin
00:18:12This is what we're doing today?
Brian
00:18:13This is what the show is.
Dustin
00:18:14Yeah, that's right.
Dustin
00:18:15Okay, get into it.
Dustin
00:18:17Let's get into it.
Brian
00:18:18It's like every week I got to explain the show.
Dustin
00:18:20Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Dustin
00:18:23Because I got one.
Dustin
00:18:24When.
Dustin
00:18:24When we're done with you.
Brian
00:18:26Done with you.
Brian
00:18:26Is that.
Brian
00:18:27How is that.
Brian
00:18:27How is that how comics work with each other?
Dustin
00:18:29That's right.
Dustin
00:18:30Well, what.
Dustin
00:18:31Okay, so are we diving into this?
Brian
00:18:33Are we narcissism?
Brian
00:18:35Called hello, we home?
Brian
00:18:37Yeah.
Brian
00:18:37Narcissism.
Brian
00:18:38Yeah.
Brian
00:18:38He's here.
Brian
00:18:39He's here.
Brian
00:18:39All right.
Brian
00:18:40Thanks.
Dustin
00:18:40Yes.
Dustin
00:18:44What?
Dustin
00:18:45Okay, so wait.
Brian
00:18:47Okay, my turn?
Dustin
00:18:49Your turn.
Dustin
00:18:50My.
Dustin
00:18:50My turn.
Dustin
00:18:51Your turn.
Dustin
00:18:52My turn.
Dustin
00:18:53What's.
Dustin
00:18:53What.
Dustin
00:18:54What is your.
Dustin
00:18:55What's the bit?
Brian
00:18:57I just said the bit.
Dustin
00:18:59No, but I mean.
Dustin
00:19:00No, but I mean, what's the idea?
Brian
00:19:03Horror films relax me and put me to sleep because I came from a troubled home.
Brian
00:19:10Yelling and screaming was prevalent.
Brian
00:19:12And so whenever I hear screaming and yelling, I just think, oh, I'm home.
Brian
00:19:16And I just.
Brian
00:19:16I get caugh.
Brian
00:19:17Baby shark.
Dustin
00:19:18That's your version of baby shark.
Brian
00:19:21People know what that.
Brian
00:19:22I thought that was like.
Brian
00:19:24Oh, oh.
Brian
00:19:25Because baby sharks.
Brian
00:19:26To put the kids to sleep.
Brian
00:19:27I got you.
Dustin
00:19:27Yes.
Dustin
00:19:28Okay, so it's like.
Dustin
00:19:29It's like for you.
Brian
00:19:30That's my baby shark.
Dustin
00:19:32Your alcoholic father screaming, cursing at your mom.
Dustin
00:19:36It was your version of baby shark, right?
Dustin
00:19:39Something like that.
Brian
00:19:40I mean, the alcoholism and screaming and dishes crashing.
Dustin
00:19:47Yeah, that's a lullaby.
Dustin
00:19:48That's a.
Brian
00:19:49That's.
Dustin
00:19:49That's a Chaffin family lullaby.
Dustin
00:19:52Okay.
Dustin
00:19:53The Chaffin family lullaby is like, you know, is a guy threatening, you know, his spouse and the wife, you know, throwing a.
Dustin
00:20:07Throwing.
Brian
00:20:07Yeah, the sound.
Dustin
00:20:08I don't know.
Dustin
00:20:09Yeah.
Dustin
00:20:12Threatening the guy with cutlery or the patriarch with cutlery.
Dustin
00:20:16You know, like, something like that would be funny.
Brian
00:20:18Yeah, no, I like.
Brian
00:20:19I like the.
Brian
00:20:20I like the word lullaby.
Brian
00:20:21I think that's a great.
Dustin
00:20:22Yeah, Lullaby is funny.
Dustin
00:20:23Baby shark is funny.
Brian
00:20:25Baby shark's funny.
Brian
00:20:26Lullabies always good.
Brian
00:20:31Do you.
Brian
00:20:31Now.
Brian
00:20:31Go, go.
Dustin
00:20:32No, no, no.
Dustin
00:20:33Lullaby, baby shark, background music.
Dustin
00:20:36That's like.
Dustin
00:20:37That's like Burt Bacharach.
Dustin
00:20:39No, that's not gonna work.
Dustin
00:20:40A reference.
Dustin
00:20:41A funny reference for, like, yacht rock music or.
Dustin
00:20:44No, no, that.
Dustin
00:20:45But.
Brian
00:20:46But that lullaby noise thing, you know, maybe it's just like.
Brian
00:20:50It's.
Brian
00:20:50It's kind of like my white noise.
Brian
00:20:51Like, what's the.
Dustin
00:20:53What's the thing?
Brian
00:20:54Dysfunctional family white trash.
Dustin
00:20:56Yeah, Dysfunctional family lullaby.
Dustin
00:21:00That's your next.
Brian
00:21:01It's like a dysfunctional family lullaby.
Dustin
00:21:03Yeah, something like that.
Dustin
00:21:05Or violent, you know?
Brian
00:21:06Right.
Dustin
00:21:06Or.
Dustin
00:21:07Or what's it called?
Dustin
00:21:09The difus or Division Youth and Family Services or.
Dustin
00:21:13Who shows up at your house to take the kids away, you know.
Brian
00:21:15Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Brian
00:21:17I think that's good because it's more just about just that.
Brian
00:21:20Just the noise and the sounds and all that.
Brian
00:21:22That's perfect.
Dustin
00:21:22It's the noise.
Dustin
00:21:23So.
Brian
00:21:24Thank you.
Dustin
00:21:24So you go to bed.
Dustin
00:21:25You can't go to bed without screaming.
Brian
00:21:27Yeah, well, I purposely.
Brian
00:21:28Yeah, I purposely try to pick a fight with my girlfriend just so I can get some decent night's sleep.
Dustin
00:21:33Some shut eye.
Dustin
00:21:34Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:21:35So I can get some shut eyes.
Brian
00:21:37I pick a fight with my girlfriend just so I can get some shut eye.
Brian
00:21:41That's.
Brian
00:21:45What.
Brian
00:21:45Another great phrase, putting the sleep mask on.
Dustin
00:21:48Yeah, exactly.
Dustin
00:21:49The specificity, the word choice.
Dustin
00:21:51Specificity.
Dustin
00:21:51For you kids watching at home, very epic.
Dustin
00:21:54Off the charts today.
Dustin
00:21:56Lullaby, baby shark.
Brian
00:21:59Okay, I can get some shut eye.
Brian
00:22:02Perfect.
Brian
00:22:03I love that.
Dustin
00:22:04Perfect.
Dustin
00:22:04Write that down.
Brian
00:22:05I.
Dustin
00:22:06Am I up?
Brian
00:22:08Oh, yeah, you're up.
Brian
00:22:09You're up.
Dustin
00:22:11All right.
Dustin
00:22:11I had to follow Robin Williams.
Brian
00:22:12Better not be a Hitler thing.
Brian
00:22:13Go ahead.
Dustin
00:22:16No, this is a really weird thing.
Dustin
00:22:17Yeah, no, no, we'll get to that.
Dustin
00:22:20I had to follow Robin Williams at the Cellar, and I often tell the story on stage, and I didn't even realize how powerful and funny the story could be.
Dustin
00:22:34And it's true.
Dustin
00:22:35It's all, like, pretty much true.
Dustin
00:22:36I said I had to follow him twice in, like, one night where we did, like, two sets, and he kept showing up like.
Dustin
00:22:42Like I was being stalked by Mark, you know, like.
Dustin
00:22:46Like something funny.
Dustin
00:22:48I don't know what the joke is, but I have several angles on it where I'm like.
Dustin
00:22:53And it's.
Dustin
00:22:54It's just basically a true story was I had to follow Robin Williams Sunday Night.
Dustin
00:22:57You know, it was.
Dustin
00:22:59And they were in the middle of my intro, and.
Dustin
00:23:03And they say, you know, and they see.
Dustin
00:23:05And suddenly they wave me off.
Dustin
00:23:07They go, this next guy's very funny.
Dustin
00:23:08You.
Dustin
00:23:08He's a.
Dustin
00:23:09He's a.
Dustin
00:23:09He's.
Dustin
00:23:10He's a newcomer.
Dustin
00:23:11You're gonna love him.
Dustin
00:23:12And then they waved at the MC and said, stop.
Dustin
00:23:15And they.
Dustin
00:23:16I'm almost on the stage.
Dustin
00:23:17And then they pointed in the back, and there was Williams, and he had to go on.
Dustin
00:23:21And of course, he came up to me and he's like, you want to go on?
Dustin
00:23:24And I was like, no, I think.
Dustin
00:23:26I think.
Dustin
00:23:26I think we're good.
Dustin
00:23:28I think you can go on, you know, I think.
Dustin
00:23:30I think you've earned the right.
Dustin
00:23:32I don't think I can full rank on Robin Williams, right?
Dustin
00:23:36I'm gonna go, yeah, yeah, let me.
Dustin
00:23:38Let me go to.
Dustin
00:23:39And the audience had already seen him, and there was like.
Dustin
00:23:41So.
Dustin
00:23:41So it's not like.
Dustin
00:23:43Yeah, it would have torn me to pieces, you know?
Dustin
00:23:45So he went on like, I'm not gonna pull rank on him.
Dustin
00:23:49He went.
Dustin
00:23:49He went.
Dustin
00:23:50I crushed it, like 40 minutes or whatever.
Dustin
00:23:52Standing ovation, people going nuts.
Dustin
00:23:55Everyone went berserk.
Dustin
00:23:56The guy's a legend, of course.
Dustin
00:23:58And then they put me on.
Dustin
00:24:00And I've never seen an audience's attention and interest level drop so precipitously in such a short period of time.
Dustin
00:24:09And I have all these jokes.
Dustin
00:24:12Like.
Dustin
00:24:13I mean, people were.
Dustin
00:24:14Not only weren't they listening to me, they were on their phones calling their friends and telling me to keep it down, right?
Dustin
00:24:21Like, they were going, hey, I'm on my way.
Dustin
00:24:24And I mean, he was on.
Dustin
00:24:26The jokes are like.
Dustin
00:24:27He was on Morgan, Minnie, Our Dead Poets Society.
Dustin
00:24:29He's on stage and screen.
Dustin
00:24:31Good Will Hunting, Good morning, Vietnam, Mrs.
Dustin
00:24:33Doubtfire, night at the Museum.
Dustin
00:24:35Little.
Dustin
00:24:35You know.
Dustin
00:24:36You know what I was on at that point in my career?
Dustin
00:24:38Antidepressants.
Dustin
00:24:39Okay?
Dustin
00:24:40That's what.
Dustin
00:24:41That was my biggest credit.
Dustin
00:24:42Okay?
Dustin
00:24:43That was my only credit at that point was that.
Dustin
00:24:45And I.
Dustin
00:24:46And I had to take more after that night, okay?
Dustin
00:24:50He was comic royalty.
Dustin
00:24:51I was comic anonymity, okay?
Dustin
00:24:53I don't.
Dustin
00:24:54I don't really have.
Dustin
00:24:55You know, I had to go drop the.
Brian
00:24:58I think it did.
Brian
00:24:59He watched your set because I think it's crazy that that's the night he killed himself.
Dustin
00:25:03Oh, boy.
Dustin
00:25:05And that was the night he killed himself.
Dustin
00:25:07Right?
Dustin
00:25:09And he saw my set, and that was the night he killed himself.
Dustin
00:25:12Right?
Dustin
00:25:12That's kind of.
Dustin
00:25:13That's kind of funny.
Dustin
00:25:14It's Kind of a really dark ending, but that's really funn.
Dustin
00:25:18That has been disgustingly horrible.
Dustin
00:25:20Yeah.
Brian
00:25:21What I'd like to say is, well, all that's great because it's so organic and real.
Brian
00:25:26It is a little inside baseball.
Brian
00:25:28And I do like the idea of explaining to people what this is.
Brian
00:25:32You know, kind of like, you know, people that don't know what it feels like sometimes to have somebody, you know, you're about to do your job and then somebody better than you just walks in the building.
Dustin
00:25:44That's a good.
Dustin
00:25:45That's a good angle.
Dustin
00:25:46Like if you're like.
Brian
00:25:46Yeah, like an actor.
Brian
00:25:48Yeah.
Brian
00:25:49And somebody comes in.
Brian
00:25:50Hold on a second.
Brian
00:25:51Hold on.
Brian
00:25:51The chief neurologist from Chicago is here.
Brian
00:25:54I don't know if you saw him, but he's here.
Brian
00:25:55Come on in, Come on in, come on in.
Dustin
00:25:57Right, But I'm trying to find something that would be that impactful in a field.
Dustin
00:26:05I mean, if you said, like, you're doing an astronomy thing or astrology and Carl Sagan walks in, that's like, you know what I mean?
Dustin
00:26:12But I'm not that.
Dustin
00:26:13But something.
Dustin
00:26:15I know what you're saying.
Dustin
00:26:16That thing.
Dustin
00:26:17I don't know if urology department.
Dustin
00:26:19It would be funny.
Brian
00:26:21Anything.
Brian
00:26:21Yeah.
Brian
00:26:21Think of a good one.
Brian
00:26:22Doesn't have to happen.
Dustin
00:26:23Like.
Dustin
00:26:24Like if you were an engineer and Henry Ford walked in.
Dustin
00:26:27I don't know, whatever.
Dustin
00:26:27Like a car salesman.
Dustin
00:26:29Something that Elon Musk walks in.
Dustin
00:26:31You know, I'm selling.
Dustin
00:26:33I don't know.
Dustin
00:26:34But none of these.
Dustin
00:26:35I don't like any of these.
Dustin
00:26:35But they're in the ballpark of something.
Dustin
00:26:38Right.
Brian
00:26:38But it just.
Brian
00:26:39It is about explaining what that would feel like to you.
Brian
00:26:43And, you know, you can even.
Brian
00:26:44I mean, it's almost.
Brian
00:26:45It's.
Brian
00:26:45I mean, not that we're promoting crowd work, but I feel like it's even a thing.
Brian
00:26:48What do you do, sir?
Brian
00:26:49Oh, I'm an accountant.
Brian
00:26:50Do you imagine if came in or, you know, like just, you know, it's one of those things, too, where it could be interactive as well, because.
Dustin
00:26:58And it's.
Dustin
00:26:58And I got to tell you, when I've done the bit, the punchline was always.
Dustin
00:27:04I went upstairs and he was sitting at the table, which is true.
Dustin
00:27:09And he said.
Dustin
00:27:10He said.
Dustin
00:27:12And I.
Dustin
00:27:13I gave him a.
Dustin
00:27:14He said, oh, sorry.
Dustin
00:27:15I.
Dustin
00:27:16You know, sorry to bump you.
Dustin
00:27:17And I looked at him and I said, it's not your fault.
Dustin
00:27:22Like, like that was.
Dustin
00:27:23And I thought that was so funny when I wrote it.
Dustin
00:27:25Like, it was a Good Will Hunting.
Dustin
00:27:26Then I hugged him and Said it was the first time I ever got to say to Good.
Dustin
00:27:30I.
Dustin
00:27:30I got to say to Robin Williams, it's not your fault.
Dustin
00:27:33Right.
Brian
00:27:33Oh, that's funny.
Brian
00:27:35I didn't catch that.
Brian
00:27:38You got to sell it, though, I think.
Dustin
00:27:40And he just won an Oscar for.
Dustin
00:27:41Oh, if I say.
Dustin
00:27:42And he had just won an Oscar for Good Will Hunting, and I got no laughs for the crowd.
Dustin
00:27:46And I went up to Robin and he was, like, apologetic.
Dustin
00:27:49He said, sorry, I bumped you.
Dustin
00:27:50I said, robin, it's not your fault.
Dustin
00:27:53It's not your fault.
Dustin
00:27:54Right.
Dustin
00:27:55Now that might get something.
Dustin
00:27:57I thought it was really funny when I wrote it.
Dustin
00:27:58I've done it.
Dustin
00:27:59I did it, like, three times and got nothing right.
Dustin
00:28:01Like, they didn't get the rep.
Dustin
00:28:02But I didn't say.
Dustin
00:28:04I didn't say.
Dustin
00:28:05I didn't say he just got in the Oscar for Good Will Hunting.
Dustin
00:28:07I thought that people would remember that it's not your fault scene.
Brian
00:28:11And they may not.
Brian
00:28:12They may not.
Dustin
00:28:12Yeah, they don't.
Brian
00:28:13It's like even.
Brian
00:28:14Yeah.
Brian
00:28:14Even when it's like they love the movie or whatever, they may not get.
Brian
00:28:18That's a pivotal point.
Brian
00:28:19Like, I got it as soon as you started to kind of go, yeah, but I didn't get it right at first.
Brian
00:28:23And I've seen that movie a million times.
Dustin
00:28:25Right.
Dustin
00:28:25So.
Dustin
00:28:26So if I say that, at least that'll be, you know, something.
Dustin
00:28:30If I say.
Dustin
00:28:31If I say if he just won the Oscar.
Dustin
00:28:32If he just won the Oscar for Good Will Hunting.
Dustin
00:28:35And so what's that?
Dustin
00:28:36What did.
Brian
00:28:36He killed himself.
Dustin
00:28:38And then he killed himself.
Dustin
00:28:40And then he killed himself.
Dustin
00:28:41Well, that's.
Dustin
00:28:42That's.
Dustin
00:28:43That's really a twist ending.
Dustin
00:28:45I'm going to consider that this was the night he killed himself.
Brian
00:28:51It's all my fault anyway.
Brian
00:28:52It's all my fault.
Dustin
00:28:53Yeah, it's not my fault.
Brian
00:28:54It's.
Brian
00:28:55It's not your fault.
Brian
00:28:56It's not your fault.
Brian
00:28:57It's my fault.
Dustin
00:28:58Right, Right.
Dustin
00:28:59More the bird cage.
Dustin
00:29:00Google him.
Dustin
00:29:01He's pretty funny.
Dustin
00:29:01He's a.
Dustin
00:29:02He's a talented youngster.
Brian
00:29:03No, it's the.
Brian
00:29:04Well, first of all, I.
Brian
00:29:08I love the.
Brian
00:29:09You know, people love, like, TJ Miller's been doing some of this stuff, too, where he talks about, like, just having real experiences with, like, celebrities and stuff.
Brian
00:29:19Like, he has a thing with Spielberg sharing Doritos and, like.
Brian
00:29:22But people love that kind of stuff.
Brian
00:29:24So I think it's like.
Brian
00:29:25I think it's like you coming in and almost like.
Brian
00:29:28Not that you're not literally doing it, but, like, you're Almost like you have this dynamic act that you do, and it's punchy and it's pop, pop, pop.
Brian
00:29:37And then it's almost like a sit on the stool moment of like a real life thing that happened to you in the moment.
Brian
00:29:44Kind of like unplugged.
Brian
00:29:46Brian, you know, and I think I love, you know, a couple of those would be great, and I think the Robin Williams would be a great one.
Brian
00:29:53And I think another one would be good, too.
Brian
00:29:55Just something about like, you know, because people are interested in it, you know, they want to know.
Brian
00:30:00Yeah, what would you know?
Brian
00:30:01Who have you worked with?
Brian
00:30:02What have you done?
Brian
00:30:03What's going on?
Brian
00:30:04So I literally, for you as kind of like, especially in a long set or a special, like, I love the idea of you just kind of like breaking out some of this stuff.
Dustin
00:30:14Yeah.
Dustin
00:30:14Thank you.
Dustin
00:30:15Well, no, and every time I've done it, you can hear the audience just completely lock in and they want to hear what happened.
Brian
00:30:22Because who's.
Brian
00:30:23Who's got that story?
Brian
00:30:24Nobody's got that story.
Brian
00:30:25No, everybody's got a.
Brian
00:30:27The serial bit or the.
Brian
00:30:29This bit, but nobody's got that.
Brian
00:30:30So it's like, that's why it's great.
Dustin
00:30:32Right?
Dustin
00:30:33So I don't have.
Dustin
00:30:35It almost feels like I need, you know, more jokes for it or.
Dustin
00:30:40Or something maybe.
Dustin
00:30:42I.
Dustin
00:30:42I don't know if that's punchline is.
Dustin
00:30:44Which is kind of true.
Dustin
00:30:45Like.
Dustin
00:30:46Like to say, you know, he just got on the Oscar for Good Will Hunting.
Dustin
00:30:50He came out and he was so gracious, which he was.
Dustin
00:30:52He was so nice.
Dustin
00:30:53He's like, oh, sorry, I didn't mean to go so long, you know, And I was like, robin, Robin, it's not your fault.
Brian
00:31:01Well, two things.
Dustin
00:31:02And I almost want to say, which is true, and I actually got a laugh out of Robin Williams, and I will live with that for the rest of my life.
Dustin
00:31:08That was the best laugh.
Dustin
00:31:11And that might get a laugh.
Dustin
00:31:12I just realized that not saying the Robin, not telling him that they just won the Oscar for Good Hunting is the reason they're not getting the joke.
Brian
00:31:20Right, or they still might not get it.
Dustin
00:31:23And you have to be okay with that.
Brian
00:31:24You have to be okay with that because it's one of those jokes where it's like, if six people get it, it's worth it because it's such a real funny thing that not everybody has to get it.
Brian
00:31:33It's not, you know, and it didn't just happen.
Brian
00:31:35And that movie was a long time ago.
Brian
00:31:37And he, you know, he, you know, I feel like, even now, you know, young people barely know who he is.
Brian
00:31:45And so, you know, he's missed outfire to everybody that's probably of age.
Brian
00:31:49You know, anybody 20 is thinks of him as missed outfire.
Brian
00:31:52So it's like.
Brian
00:31:53It's a different thing.
Dustin
00:31:54While it was.
Dustin
00:31:55For a while, it was the birdcage.
Dustin
00:31:56It was.
Dustin
00:31:57It's.
Dustin
00:31:57It's night at the museum.
Brian
00:32:00That might be the.
Brian
00:32:01I think that's probably the other one.
Dustin
00:32:02The genie from Aladdin.
Dustin
00:32:04You know, it's like, everybody knows that's.
Brian
00:32:06A long time ago.
Brian
00:32:07I mean, I guess young kids.
Dustin
00:32:08Yeah, that's true.
Brian
00:32:09The older Disney movies, but that's a long time ago.
Brian
00:32:13That was 20 years ago.
Dustin
00:32:15Yeah.
Dustin
00:32:16And it was obviously after.
Dustin
00:32:17You know, it was years after some of that stuff, obviously.
Dustin
00:32:22But, like, just two things.
Brian
00:32:25I think a.
Brian
00:32:25I think the idea of, like, comedy is one of the few professions where, you know, somebody's like, about to do their job and then somebody better than them or bigger than them comes in and does it instead.
Brian
00:32:37That's just really funny.
Brian
00:32:38The idea of that is really funny.
Brian
00:32:40And I think you could.
Brian
00:32:40You'll find the perfect thing that.
Brian
00:32:43That is, you know, and.
Brian
00:32:45And then the other thing is, do you know who Robin Williams is?
Brian
00:32:48And of course, if everybody's like, yeah, yeah, then it's fine.
Brian
00:32:50But there might.
Brian
00:32:50And if there's.
Brian
00:32:51The moment where people don't know, I think is when you could almost explain.
Brian
00:32:54He was the genie.
Brian
00:32:55He was the thing.
Brian
00:32:56Anyway, I had to follow this guy.
Brian
00:32:58And now, you know, da, da, da.
Brian
00:32:59And then you kind of like, bring him in a little.
Brian
00:33:00If you feel the aud.
Brian
00:33:02Somehow kind of not hip to Robin Williams, you could kind of like, throw out a couple of credits and, you know, that might.
Dustin
00:33:07Right.
Dustin
00:33:07Well, it would be funny if there was a joke.
Dustin
00:33:10Like, it's like you had sex with your girlfriend and then, yeah, Ron Jeremy, like, yeah, Ron Jeremy walks in or.
Brian
00:33:16You know, like, I've done that when I've followed, like, somebody like Robin Williams.
Brian
00:33:20Whenever I've followed Louis Black or Dave Chappelle or.
Brian
00:33:24Or Bill Burr or somebody, I've had moments where I've done that, especially Chris Rock.
Brian
00:33:29I followed him a lot.
Brian
00:33:30And it was like.
Brian
00:33:31And then I would.
Brian
00:33:32That's the joke.
Brian
00:33:32I would say.
Brian
00:33:33I'd be like, this is like, you're about to have sex, and all of a sudden, you know, Ron Jeremy comes in with this monster, whatever.
Brian
00:33:40And so it's.
Brian
00:33:40It's something similar to that.
Brian
00:33:42That's not, you know, sex or whatever.
Brian
00:33:44Something that's More friendly or whatever.
Dustin
00:33:47That's something.
Dustin
00:33:48I mean, it might be funny to say something like, you know, my.
Dustin
00:33:53I don't know, Like.
Dustin
00:33:54Like, oh, God.
Dustin
00:33:55If you're a travel agent, if there's no one does that, and Neil Armstrong walks in, somebody's a traveler, somebody's an explorer.
Brian
00:34:06You're on.
Dustin
00:34:07If you're like an expl.
Brian
00:34:08You know, Frontier Airlines and, like, you're about to take off.
Dustin
00:34:11Yeah.
Dustin
00:34:11Yeah.
Dustin
00:34:11Oh, yeah.
Dustin
00:34:12That's funny.
Brian
00:34:13And this guy's all excited.
Brian
00:34:14He's excited.
Brian
00:34:15The pilot's excited.
Dustin
00:34:16Talking about, look, I'm a pilot for Neil.
Dustin
00:34:18And then Neil Armstrong.
Dustin
00:34:19That's funny.
Dustin
00:34:20Like, that's actually a really good.
Brian
00:34:21Yeah, like, something like that.
Brian
00:34:23Like, the Neil Armstrong comes in.
Brian
00:34:24He's like, all right.
Brian
00:34:25And it's just like.
Brian
00:34:26Well, actually, ladies and gentlemen, this flight.
Dustin
00:34:29Chuck Yeager.
Dustin
00:34:30Chuck Yeager.
Dustin
00:34:31I was just gonna say that.
Dustin
00:34:32Chuck Yeager or Neil Armstrong?
Dustin
00:34:34Chuck Yeager.
Dustin
00:34:34You know, Chuck Yeager.
Dustin
00:34:37Yeah.
Brian
00:34:38I just think the idea of that, like, because, I mean, because that's on a mic, so that's kind of funny, because, you know, can you do such a good pilot thing?
Brian
00:34:45So that could be like, yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
Brian
00:34:50Yeah, I'm being replaced by, you know, or something like, I'm gonna bring up your next pilot.
Brian
00:34:54You might have seen him on the Alarm Strong.
Brian
00:34:56You might have seen him on the moon.
Brian
00:34:58That's funny.
Brian
00:34:59You might have seen him on the moon.
Dustin
00:35:00That's funny.
Dustin
00:35:01That's funny.
Dustin
00:35:02You might have seen him on the moon.
Dustin
00:35:04You might have seen him on the moon.
Dustin
00:35:08Yeah, that's right.
Brian
00:35:09Let's make a.
Brian
00:35:10Let's make a big leap for mankind, ladies and gentlemen.
Brian
00:35:12You know, something like that.
Brian
00:35:13Just funny.
Brian
00:35:14Yeah.
Brian
00:35:15You bringing him up in that.
Brian
00:35:16In that pilot voice is very funny because you're so good at that voice.
Brian
00:35:21And so I feel like that would be funny.
Brian
00:35:22Yeah, that.
Brian
00:35:23Just bring him up as a pilot voice.
Dustin
00:35:25Yeah.
Brian
00:35:27The sad part is going to be people are not going to know who he is, and you just want to kill yourself again.
Brian
00:35:31But I think they should know who he is, so you have to do the joke, you know, even if they don't.
Dustin
00:35:36That's good.
Dustin
00:35:37All right, there we go.
Dustin
00:35:38We got a winner here.
Dustin
00:35:40We got something.
Brian
00:35:41If you just surrender.
Brian
00:35:42It happens, Brian.
Brian
00:35:43You just gotta.
Dustin
00:35:44I just did.
Brian
00:35:45You did.
Dustin
00:35:46I just.
Dustin
00:35:46I just gave up.
Dustin
00:35:47I just gave up.
Brian
00:35:48So you surrendered and it happened.
Dustin
00:35:51You know, that is a.
Dustin
00:35:52That is.
Dustin
00:35:52By the way, that is one of those things that I think is an interesting topic or discussion is like, we've talked about this before.
Dustin
00:35:58It's like opening for somebody.
Dustin
00:35:59What do you say when you open for somebody?
Dustin
00:36:02Because to me, opening jokes is always.
Dustin
00:36:05I just.
Dustin
00:36:06I have such a thing with opening jokes, like an obsession.
Dustin
00:36:10Anxiety.
Dustin
00:36:11With, like.
Brian
00:36:12You mean your set or what you say to bring them up?
Brian
00:36:14What do you mean?
Dustin
00:36:15No, no, you're set when you're.
Dustin
00:36:17When you're.
Dustin
00:36:18When you're an interloper.
Dustin
00:36:20Okay.
Dustin
00:36:21Like, when you're, like, not even, you know, like when you're opening for either a band or a celebrity and you're going up to a cold audience, like, you know, and you're doing that first thing where you're supposed to, like, warm them up and, you know, they're still seated, getting seated, and they're all there.
Dustin
00:36:41All that stuff is always.
Dustin
00:36:43Is one of those.
Dustin
00:36:44Yeah, it's a really different thing from doing regular stand up.
Brian
00:36:49Oh, absolutely.
Brian
00:36:50I mean, I'm in it right now, and it's like, you know, I'm working with probably, you know, the top five guys, you know, far as arenas and all that stuff.
Dustin
00:36:58Stuff.
Dustin
00:36:58Yeah.
Brian
00:36:59You know, just.
Dustin
00:37:00What do you say?
Dustin
00:37:00What do you say when you first.
Brian
00:37:02This is.
Brian
00:37:02It's funny.
Brian
00:37:03I.
Brian
00:37:04You know, it's been an ongoing thing where it's like, you know, originally it was just like, I would try certain things about, like, knowing him a long time ago or whatever, and just like, we kind of came up together and I would try some of those kind of natural things, but it never really got a thing.
Brian
00:37:20And it's funny.
Brian
00:37:20The one thing that I have now that works is, you know, I talk about how, you know, I used to.
Brian
00:37:27You know, I've known Nate since the beginning, and I used to run a comedy club in Manhattan, and he was a young comic.
Brian
00:37:35He needed stage time and, like, a place to live, so he lived with me, and then I could put him on stage.
Brian
00:37:40You know, it's kind of like that movie Blindside.
Brian
00:37:43You know, it's like, I'm Nate, Sandra Bullock, and then everybody.
Dustin
00:37:47That's.
Dustin
00:37:48That's really funny.
Brian
00:37:49But now, here's a funny thing that I want to share with you, because I got a big one coming up next week, and I love that joke.
Brian
00:37:55And it's.
Brian
00:37:56It.
Brian
00:37:56It does.
Brian
00:37:57Well, he loves it, and the whole thing is great.
Brian
00:37:59But then now there's like, a documentary out about how the Blind side People, like, didn't.
Brian
00:38:04It didn't quite happen that way.
Brian
00:38:06I think it'd be really funny.
Dustin
00:38:07That's funny.
Brian
00:38:07To somehow address that and be like.
Brian
00:38:09And.
Brian
00:38:10And, yeah, he doesn't sue Me, I.
Dustin
00:38:13Don'T think that's famous yet.
Dustin
00:38:14Yeah.
Brian
00:38:15So I can still do it, right?
Brian
00:38:16It doesn't matter.
Dustin
00:38:17You're still good.
Dustin
00:38:19Yeah.
Dustin
00:38:19And also.
Dustin
00:38:20And also it's.
Dustin
00:38:22It would almost gives it an added sheen of humor to just say, you know, you could even integrate if any of those aspects, because the Blind side is already in the.
Dustin
00:38:32In the.
Dustin
00:38:32In the human consciousness of the culture.
Brian
00:38:34Yeah.
Dustin
00:38:34Like, they.
Dustin
00:38:36They can't knock it out with some scandal.
Dustin
00:38:38Like, it's not gonna.
Dustin
00:38:39You know, it's gonna be.
Dustin
00:38:41It's already grooved in.
Dustin
00:38:42People are gonna remember the thing.
Dustin
00:38:43The reference is gonna be funny.
Dustin
00:38:44And they.
Dustin
00:38:45All you have to do.
Dustin
00:38:46Even if it did happen, you just have to throw in a little tag about that.
Dustin
00:38:49And this is like the reality.
Dustin
00:38:51The.
Dustin
00:38:51You know, and.
Dustin
00:38:53And.
Dustin
00:38:53And now I know that they're going to do a documentary about me, that this story is bull.
Dustin
00:38:59You know what I mean?
Dustin
00:39:00Like, like, like they're going to do an investigation, and that's actually more authentic, and my story with him is more authentic than the actual blindside story.
Dustin
00:39:09You know what I mean?
Dustin
00:39:09Like, if you.
Brian
00:39:10Yeah.
Dustin
00:39:10You can fudge it that way and just go.
Dustin
00:39:13If anything happens like that, like where.
Dustin
00:39:16Like, if they.
Brian
00:39:17Or something.
Brian
00:39:18They all, like, grown or something.
Brian
00:39:20Yeah.
Dustin
00:39:20Well, I don't think they're going to.
Dustin
00:39:21You're.
Dustin
00:39:22You're good for a while.
Dustin
00:39:23And.
Dustin
00:39:23And something like that is, in our culture is gonna take a long time to.
Brian
00:39:30Yeah.
Dustin
00:39:30Change people's perceptions of that film.
Dustin
00:39:32You're.
Dustin
00:39:33You're.
Dustin
00:39:33You're getting a one.
Dustin
00:39:34You're gonna get your lap on it.
Dustin
00:39:35It's like, the Blind side.
Dustin
00:39:37They're not gonna go, wait a second.
Dustin
00:39:38The Blind side was a scam.
Dustin
00:39:40You know, I heard.
Dustin
00:39:41You know, like, they're not.
Dustin
00:39:42I mean, wait, you knew how to play football?
Brian
00:39:45He knew how to.
Brian
00:39:46That'd be like.
Brian
00:39:46Yeah, be like, Nate.
Brian
00:39:48Like, Nate would be like, I knew how to do comedy.
Brian
00:39:50Like, you're like, what?
Brian
00:39:51He didn't help me.
Brian
00:39:51I knew what I was doing.
Dustin
00:39:53Right.
Dustin
00:39:53Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:39:55And I'm old.
Brian
00:39:57Talk slow and, like, be Southern and Right.
Dustin
00:40:00Are you saying that he's.
Dustin
00:40:02That Nate Botsy is not a white man?
Dustin
00:40:05Right.
Dustin
00:40:05Like, wait a second.
Dustin
00:40:07What kind of outrage.
Brian
00:40:08Dirty.
Brian
00:40:09Well, I thought about that.
Brian
00:40:09Be like, yeah, I had to teach him how to be clean.
Brian
00:40:11He was like a Def Jam comic.
Brian
00:40:12And then, you know, we got him on the right track.
Brian
00:40:15That might be kind of funny.
Dustin
00:40:16See, that is such a good joke to me.
Dustin
00:40:19Yeah.
Dustin
00:40:19It's like, because it's.
Dustin
00:40:20It.
Dustin
00:40:20It integrates him it puts you with him as a friend and a supporter and introduces your sense of humor with them and your relationship with them in a great way.
Dustin
00:40:30So there you go.
Dustin
00:40:31That's, like, a perfect intro thing.
Brian
00:40:34Yeah.
Brian
00:40:34And I worked hard to get to that, and it was just like.
Brian
00:40:37And it was funny because it's like.
Brian
00:40:38You know, I had.
Brian
00:40:39You know, these arena shows are.
Brian
00:40:40You know, it's.
Brian
00:40:41It.
Brian
00:40:42Sometimes they're there, obviously, to see him, but they're either, you know, they're good for everybody or they're a lot of work and.
Dustin
00:40:52Right.
Brian
00:40:52Or they are walking and seating and all that stuff.
Dustin
00:40:55Is it just you?
Brian
00:40:56No, it's a couple of us.
Brian
00:40:57And so it's usually.
Brian
00:40:58It's got.
Brian
00:40:59It's evolved.
Brian
00:41:00It used to be sometimes it was just me, and then sometimes it was two of us, and then now it's sometimes it's three of us.
Brian
00:41:06There'll be an MC and then, like, two, and then him usually.
Brian
00:41:09That's usually how it is.
Brian
00:41:09Because he wants it to feel like a New York short comedy show where it's like.
Dustin
00:41:14And you go up first.
Dustin
00:41:15You don't go.
Brian
00:41:16He usually puts me in the middle.
Brian
00:41:17I'm usually, like, the sweet spot.
Brian
00:41:19But.
Brian
00:41:19Yeah.
Dustin
00:41:20Right.
Brian
00:41:20Because I was nicest to him.
Dustin
00:41:23Right.
Brian
00:41:24That's why I tell people, be nice to the young comics.
Dustin
00:41:26You never know.
Dustin
00:41:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian
00:41:30They remember that.
Brian
00:41:31They remember.
Dustin
00:41:31Yeah.
Dustin
00:41:33But that.
Dustin
00:41:33But that.
Dustin
00:41:34That dynamic of opening for someone and.
Brian
00:41:37Yeah.
Dustin
00:41:38You know, I always wanted to know what.
Dustin
00:41:40I think.
Dustin
00:41:41Maybe we talked.
Dustin
00:41:41Did we talk about this?
Brian
00:41:42I mean, having a personal, like, relationship helps, but it took me a long time to get there.
Brian
00:41:47Like, I tried other.
Brian
00:41:48We lived together, and, like, he was in the living room and he had a shower curtain.
Brian
00:41:53Like, I tried to paint the picture of how poor we were and all the crazy stuff, and that never worked.
Brian
00:41:58And it's like.
Brian
00:41:58But just having this.
Brian
00:42:00This joke that I do, like, I did it.
Brian
00:42:02Like, he had his Netflix special, the taping.
Brian
00:42:04Like, it was, like, the biggest show I've ever had to be a part of and whatever.
Brian
00:42:07And it was like, in.
Brian
00:42:09That's the joke that I opened with, and it was the first time I kind of opened with it, and it just.
Brian
00:42:13It really set the tone, and it just.
Brian
00:42:15It.
Brian
00:42:15It allowed them to kind of embrace me because they love him so much.
Brian
00:42:19And then they.
Brian
00:42:20You know, they saw our connection through that joke, and so then they love my whole set.
Brian
00:42:23And I.
Brian
00:42:24I mean, no, it's great.
Brian
00:42:25It was, like, one of those things.
Brian
00:42:26But I think you.
Brian
00:42:27You try to have something like that, you know, with people that you open for.
Brian
00:42:31Because usually if you're opening for somebody, they know you.
Brian
00:42:33It's not like you get a call.
Brian
00:42:35Sometimes you do.
Brian
00:42:36You might get a call where you open for somebody big, that you don't know them very well, but I think.
Dustin
00:42:40But it's.
Dustin
00:42:41But it's, it's.
Dustin
00:42:42It's like this.
Dustin
00:42:44The opening joke thing is to me, one of the more vexatious things in comedy.
Dustin
00:42:51Vexatious being vexing.
Dustin
00:42:53It really is.
Dustin
00:42:54It's artificial.
Dustin
00:42:55It feels artificial.
Dustin
00:42:57Manufactured and bizarre world.
Dustin
00:42:59Now, currently, I, I don't.
Dustin
00:43:02This isn't when I open for people, but I have this thing about where I go on stage and say, I love this joke about where I say, you know, I'm sorry, I was a little late getting.
Dustin
00:43:11I was almost naked.
Dustin
00:43:12I was doing a hospital visit and this little kid saw me in one of the rooms and he recognized me.
Dustin
00:43:19Hey, hey, are you.
Dustin
00:43:21Aren't you.
Dustin
00:43:22Aren't you Brian Scott McFadden?
Dustin
00:43:25Yeah, yeah, kid.
Dustin
00:43:27You know, and he said, wow, you're one of my most favorite comedians in the whole world.
Dustin
00:43:31Could you stay with me a while?
Dustin
00:43:33Said, I'd love to, kid, but I got a little show at the Broadway Comedy Club I gotta get to, and those people need me too, right?
Dustin
00:43:40And he said, well, could you have a good show for me?
Dustin
00:43:42Because if you did, I think maybe I could get better.
Dustin
00:43:45I said, well, I'll do my best, kid.
Dustin
00:43:46I just hope we get a good enthusiastic crowd at the Broadway Comedy Club, because sometimes crowds are quiet and they don't give me the enthusiasm I need to have a good show.
Dustin
00:43:55And that's why I often take a moment to remind audiences that sometimes when they do that, that children die.
Dustin
00:44:01Okay.
Dustin
00:44:02Okay, now that.
Brian
00:44:04That is wonderful.
Brian
00:44:05You.
Brian
00:44:05I mean, you have some really good openers.
Brian
00:44:07You have.
Brian
00:44:07I've seen there's a few of them that are great.
Brian
00:44:09And that's a good one.
Brian
00:44:10That's a really good one.
Brian
00:44:11And then the other one about how, like, the audience gets to be the kings and, you know, the.
Dustin
00:44:16That.
Brian
00:44:17That's a great.
Brian
00:44:17So you have good openers.
Brian
00:44:19It's just depending on if you're, you know, the crowd is like, you've adapted that opener for the crowd, but yeah, yeah, you have, like.
Brian
00:44:26I think you have some of the most worked out openers, like those two particular jokes.
Brian
00:44:31One being, you know, explain that a little bit about the judging of the crowd where it's like, oh, well, that was.
Dustin
00:44:36That.
Dustin
00:44:37That's not technically an opener, but I mean, it can be fashioned into one where it's like, a thing.
Dustin
00:44:41I always love that whole idea where, like, you come to a comedy club, you don't even have to laugh.
Dustin
00:44:46Look at your job.
Dustin
00:44:47This is the best thing in the world.
Dustin
00:44:48You have the easy gig tonight.
Dustin
00:44:49You just get to.
Dustin
00:44:50You have to.
Dustin
00:44:51You have to sit, drink, and judge.
Dustin
00:44:53All right, we're up here fighting to the death like gladiators for your approval.
Dustin
00:44:57You get to sit there like emperors, like royalty.
Dustin
00:45:00Not funny.
Dustin
00:45:01Not funny.
Dustin
00:45:02Bring me another comedian.
Dustin
00:45:05Take this one away.
Dustin
00:45:07Take this one away.
Dustin
00:45:08Take him in the back and flog him until he's funny.
Dustin
00:45:11And bring me another pint of ale and a young Asian boy, right?
Dustin
00:45:17Have him shaved and brought to my table.
Dustin
00:45:20Shave him.
Brian
00:45:21I've seen you open with that a few times, and it's amazing because it just.
Brian
00:45:25Just, you know, it makes.
Brian
00:45:27Because the audience gets it.
Brian
00:45:28But that's a joke, which is such a good joke, because, first of all, I mean, it's so structured and perfect and, you know, it's act.
Brian
00:45:35You know, it's just written well and funny and different.
Brian
00:45:37But beyond that, it's.
Brian
00:45:39It's teaching them that, hey, let's.
Brian
00:45:42Let's not be judgy.
Brian
00:45:43Let's be fun.
Brian
00:45:44Let's not be.
Dustin
00:45:44That's true.
Brian
00:45:45And it's giving them a lot of that through a very articulate kind of painterly joke.
Brian
00:45:50And so it's very.
Brian
00:45:51You know, it's funny that you get all that in there when you just have this other thing that you're doing.
Brian
00:45:56But I think that works a lot.
Brian
00:45:58I think that's crowd.
Brian
00:46:00Because you don't want to open with something like that if the crowd is hot, because I feel like, you know, that's more when they suck, you know?
Dustin
00:46:07Yes, yes, yes.
Dustin
00:46:09Even.
Dustin
00:46:09But even I love the reason I like the little kid joke and that and that bit is because it, get.
Dustin
00:46:15It gets me to do a character or it gets me to do a voice and a bit and a thing.
Dustin
00:46:20So I get to do a story.
Dustin
00:46:21It builds some tension.
Dustin
00:46:23It builds some potential.
Dustin
00:46:24So there's a lot of moving parts in that.
Dustin
00:46:26So I like.
Brian
00:46:26You're showing your skill set 10 seconds in.
Dustin
00:46:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:46:31So that's good.
Brian
00:46:31Yeah, you're showing everything.
Dustin
00:46:32You got to get to sit, drink, and judge.
Dustin
00:46:36Yeah, Watch us fight them.
Dustin
00:46:37Watch us fight up here.
Dustin
00:46:38Sit, drink, and judge.
Dustin
00:46:40I like the three beat of that, you know.
Dustin
00:46:42Right.
Dustin
00:46:42You get to sit, drink, and judge, you know.
Brian
00:46:44Fantastic.
Brian
00:46:45But that's interesting because I was dealing with that this weekend, I was, you know, I was doing the festivals, Vegas, and this whole thing, and I was just like.
Brian
00:46:51Like, you know, and I had a show where I was going to do different material, but it was.
Brian
00:46:58But I felt like I still wanted to do the same opening, but I wanted to have two different sets.
Brian
00:47:03And I feel like it's one of those things where it's like, you know, I always struggle with, like.
Brian
00:47:11Because I'm pretty good at just kind of going and going off.
Brian
00:47:14And I'm especially really good at piggybacking.
Brian
00:47:17Like, if you.
Brian
00:47:18If you did a joke on something, you know, I can be, like, if I saw an interaction that happened, I could, you know, whatever.
Brian
00:47:25I can kind of, like, ride that a little bit and kind of, like, flustered out then get to me.
Brian
00:47:29Because I feel sometimes you have to.
Brian
00:47:31Especially if somebody destroyed.
Brian
00:47:32Like, you're very tough to follow.
Brian
00:47:33So if you're doing some.
Brian
00:47:34I try to kind of piggyback you somehow.
Brian
00:47:36I'm trying to, like, you.
Brian
00:47:38Like, whatever, ref.
Brian
00:47:39I'll reference weird things you said.
Brian
00:47:41Like, I used to be a boxer or whatever.
Brian
00:47:44Like, I'll just do something that you said and try to bring it back to me.
Dustin
00:47:48Right.
Brian
00:47:48Because they've enjoyed you so much, and they're about to be disappointed.
Brian
00:47:52So I have to, like, sit for this whole thing.
Brian
00:47:56It's like.
Brian
00:47:57And now I've been saying this.
Brian
00:47:58When somebody kills, I go.
Dustin
00:48:00I go.
Brian
00:48:00Give it up for that guy.
Brian
00:48:01Oh, she was great.
Brian
00:48:02Or he was great.
Brian
00:48:03This is a great energy.
Brian
00:48:05Great energy.
Brian
00:48:05So funny.
Brian
00:48:06Okay, let's bring it down a notch.
Brian
00:48:07All right.
Brian
00:48:08This is what we're doing.
Dustin
00:48:09Yeah.
Dustin
00:48:09I hate to.
Dustin
00:48:10I do something similar to that.
Dustin
00:48:12Right.
Dustin
00:48:12Like, But.
Dustin
00:48:14But you know what I mean?
Dustin
00:48:15Like, I do something similar sometimes.
Dustin
00:48:17You guys sound amazing.
Dustin
00:48:19Let's take this party down a notch.
Brian
00:48:21I actually say that.
Brian
00:48:22Okay.
Dustin
00:48:22I actually say that.
Brian
00:48:23So, like, the idea of, like.
Brian
00:48:25All right, all right.
Brian
00:48:26She was great.
Brian
00:48:26All right, let's.
Brian
00:48:27Okay, relax.
Brian
00:48:28Let's.
Brian
00:48:29Right.
Dustin
00:48:29Exactly.
Dustin
00:48:30Exactly.
Dustin
00:48:30I'm a little lower energy.
Brian
00:48:32Yeah.
Dustin
00:48:32And I.
Dustin
00:48:33When I follow Artie, I always do this joke when I follow Artie at the Cellar, because he just blows the place away.
Dustin
00:48:38He's bringing people on stage.
Brian
00:48:40Yeah.
Brian
00:48:42It's insane.
Dustin
00:48:42He's doing all this stuff.
Dustin
00:48:44He's like, I'm.
Dustin
00:48:45It's like a circus on stage.
Dustin
00:48:47And then I go up, and sometimes I'm first, and I just always go, how about a hand for, you know, already for qua, folks?
Dustin
00:48:56And I.
Dustin
00:48:57And I go, well, I'm gonna.
Dustin
00:48:58We're gonna we're just gonna take this party down a notch right now.
Dustin
00:49:01You know, I'm a little lower energy.
Dustin
00:49:03Artie's more like methamphetamine.
Dustin
00:49:06I'm melatonin.
Dustin
00:49:07Okay.
Dustin
00:49:08All right.
Dustin
00:49:08Okay.
Dustin
00:49:09So that always, like, kind of like I'm more melatonin.
Dustin
00:49:12I lull you.
Dustin
00:49:13I don't.
Dustin
00:49:13I'm.
Dustin
00:49:13I'm a slow starter.
Dustin
00:49:14I don't have a good middle either.
Dustin
00:49:16And then I kind of peter out at the end.
Dustin
00:49:18But other than that, you guys are in for a thrill ride, right?
Dustin
00:49:21I usually say that, you know, so.
Brian
00:49:23That'S the whole thing.
Brian
00:49:24Yeah.
Dustin
00:49:25And then I.
Dustin
00:49:25And then by that time, I've sort of got them in my rhythm and.
Dustin
00:49:28And, And.
Dustin
00:49:29And.
Brian
00:49:29And then you are very high energy.
Brian
00:49:31So that's the funny part is, like, you're kind of hooking them.
Dustin
00:49:33But I can't.
Dustin
00:49:33But I can't.
Dustin
00:49:34I can't do that.
Brian
00:49:35I'm pretty low energy.
Dustin
00:49:37I know you look them.
Dustin
00:49:38I build, though.
Dustin
00:49:39I build.
Dustin
00:49:39I'm a slow starter.
Dustin
00:49:40And then I build, you know, I.
Brian
00:49:41Have moments where I'm high energy.
Brian
00:49:42Then I go back to, you know, Right.
Brian
00:49:45I'm like.
Brian
00:49:46I'm like jazz, you know, I'll have a solo and then go jazz.
Dustin
00:49:50Yes, you have.
Dustin
00:49:50That's a very horns.
Brian
00:49:52And then we'll go back, you know.
Dustin
00:49:53Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:49:54You've got a solo, and then you got a slow rhythm.
Dustin
00:49:57And then you got a killer, you know, a killer bit there.
Brian
00:50:01Yeah, that's how it works.
Brian
00:50:02But no, but it's interesting because it's like, you know, opening is.
Brian
00:50:07It's.
Brian
00:50:07It's crucial in ways.
Brian
00:50:09And then sometimes we overthink it.
Brian
00:50:11So it's.
Brian
00:50:12There's two.
Brian
00:50:13It's like we always think we know more than.
Dustin
00:50:16Right.
Brian
00:50:16We probably do.
Brian
00:50:17We, you know, we.
Brian
00:50:18In this.
Brian
00:50:18Even though we do this, we don't know every crowd, because every crowd is different.
Brian
00:50:22And we don't know, you know, what's going to happen in that moment because it's always, you know, kind of a tightrope.
Brian
00:50:28So you don't know what's going to happen.
Brian
00:50:29But I think the idea of, like, you know, not relying on something all the time, but sometimes things do work.
Brian
00:50:37And, like, I do, you know, if I do a quick joke, joke.
Brian
00:50:40Sometimes I feel like.
Brian
00:50:41Because I want to talk to them a lot of times, but I don't want to talk to them without proving that I'm a good comic.
Brian
00:50:46And so, because I feel like, get up there and just kind of, like, start talking and don't like Lay it down that I know how to tell a joke, then they might try to steamroll over me.
Brian
00:50:56And they haven't given me any sort of props yet.
Brian
00:51:00And so I think it's important to kind of, you know, find something that's, you know, that's going to, like, establish your attitude on stage, right.
Brian
00:51:08Where you're like, hey.
Brian
00:51:09So I was.
Brian
00:51:09I saw.
Brian
00:51:10I saw that water tower you guys got.
Brian
00:51:12But then sometimes I don't do all those joke things up top.
Brian
00:51:15And I do do that where I'm like, what's up with the water tower?
Brian
00:51:17There's a buffalo with a.
Brian
00:51:19With a hat on this tower.
Brian
00:51:21What is that?
Brian
00:51:22And sometimes that does work, but it's funny.
Brian
00:51:23I was in Vegas and I did a joke.
Brian
00:51:27I did, like, my Jehovah joke.
Brian
00:51:28It's like a solid joke.
Brian
00:51:29And it worked.
Brian
00:51:29And then I said, okay, now I'm going to talk to them.
Brian
00:51:31And then I did this joke where apparently they just demolished the Tropicana.
Brian
00:51:36I don't know if you knew about that.
Brian
00:51:37In Vegas.
Dustin
00:51:38Yes.
Brian
00:51:38And I.
Brian
00:51:38And I said, yeah, they put.
Brian
00:51:39Put all these explosives and they just like, you know, just had drones and they blew it to pieces.
Brian
00:51:45And I go, man, that's a lot of work for the Oakland A's.
Brian
00:51:48You know, like, that's funny.
Dustin
00:51:51That's funny.
Brian
00:51:52I was like.
Brian
00:51:54It was like, you know, the Yankees or the Dodgers, even the Mets, I would understand.
Brian
00:51:58But the A's.
Dustin
00:51:59Great, great joke.
Brian
00:52:00And that's a great joke.
Brian
00:52:02And you could tell the locals that were there kind of got it.
Brian
00:52:04But then, you know, it's Vegas, so it's like stupid people from I.
Brian
00:52:08Or whatever.
Brian
00:52:08But it was a funny moment where I was just like.
Brian
00:52:11I loved it.
Brian
00:52:11It's one of those jokes where, like, I don't care if it works.
Brian
00:52:14To me, it's really funny and I'm going to do it.
Brian
00:52:17And so, you know, I'm okay with a little bit of silence on something that I think is really funny and local.
Dustin
00:52:22Like, now with that joke.
Dustin
00:52:24Okay, now with that joke, if you.
Dustin
00:52:25Would that joke work outside of Vegas?
Dustin
00:52:28Maybe, you know, maybe.
Dustin
00:52:30Well, you know, crushes in Vegas.
Dustin
00:52:32It'll crush in Vegas.
Dustin
00:52:33Yeah.
Brian
00:52:33Well, yeah.
Brian
00:52:35And what.
Brian
00:52:35I think it might work with the idea of teams leaving their.
Brian
00:52:42The state that, you know, the teams, like, you know, what's it called when they transfer?
Brian
00:52:47What?
Brian
00:52:47There's a name for it when.
Dustin
00:52:49Relocate.
Brian
00:52:50Relocate, I guess.
Brian
00:52:51Is that what the word is?
Brian
00:52:52I don't know.
Brian
00:52:53But, like, when they leave, when they go to, like, other states and you know, and stuff.
Brian
00:52:57So if.
Brian
00:52:58If you did a joke on maybe what that is, it might work.
Brian
00:53:01And you could just be like, the Titans used to be the Oilers and then this.
Dustin
00:53:05Colts, Baltimore Colts.
Dustin
00:53:06Indianapolis.
Brian
00:53:07Indianapolis.
Brian
00:53:08Baltimore.
Brian
00:53:09Yeah.
Brian
00:53:10Like, if you did like a little thing on it, you know, or, you know, just.
Brian
00:53:14It's just a weird thing because then it's just like, you know, it's almost just like your team just leaves you.
Brian
00:53:20And you're just sitting there like a little kid watching your dad walk away.
Brian
00:53:23And, you know, you're sitting there, a little jersey and you're.
Brian
00:53:25It's like a little.
Brian
00:53:26With your little team hat.
Dustin
00:53:29That's a bit.
Dustin
00:53:30There's a bit right there, right?
Dustin
00:53:32It's like when your dad leaves you, you got your Cub Scout hat on.
Brian
00:53:35You know, your Chicago hat on.
Dustin
00:53:38Cap.
Dustin
00:53:39That's pretty funny.
Dustin
00:53:40Yeah, there's definitely a bit there.
Brian
00:53:42Okay.
Brian
00:53:42All right.
Dustin
00:53:42Well, a moving van shows up.
Dustin
00:53:45It's like your parents divorce, you know.
Dustin
00:53:48You know, that's.
Dustin
00:53:49You got your toy.
Dustin
00:53:50Hey, we got your toy box here.
Dustin
00:53:51You know.
Dustin
00:53:53You know, you got your Legos over there and.
Dustin
00:53:56Yeah, and they got there that.
Dustin
00:53:58Because they're taking the equipment for the football franchise and that's like your box of to, you know, they got.
Dustin
00:54:03They're carrying face masks and, you know, you know, fleets and all that stuff.
Dustin
00:54:07And you got Legos and, you know, your Etch A Sketch or whatever.
Brian
00:54:12I don't know.
Dustin
00:54:13Whatever.
Brian
00:54:14Something funny.
Brian
00:54:15Just.
Brian
00:54:15Just the idea of this is like this, you know, just being left.
Brian
00:54:19Being left.
Brian
00:54:19And then it's like, you know, and then people get mad, too.
Brian
00:54:22You know, I remember when LeBron left, I mean, they were just like burning his picture and stuff.
Brian
00:54:26And so it's just like, that was just a player.
Dustin
00:54:32They're still mad at Robert Ursay for like, he got like moving vans and he took the team from Baltimore to Indianapolis like in the.
Dustin
00:54:39In the middle of the night or some weird story.
Dustin
00:54:41It's like that was like this weird.
Dustin
00:54:44It's ser.
Dustin
00:54:44It's true.
Dustin
00:54:44It's like this weird story that he, like, got moving vans and they were just grabbing the equipment and running out the door.
Dustin
00:54:50Like, it's like the weirdest thing.
Brian
00:54:54Trash bag.
Brian
00:54:55I've moved like that many times.
Dustin
00:54:56Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Dustin
00:54:58There's a comm.
Dustin
00:54:59By the way, there's a radio.
Dustin
00:55:01There's a right wing radio guy.
Dustin
00:55:03I won't say his name.
Dustin
00:55:04Name.
Dustin
00:55:05He's not huge, but he's kind of famous in right wing circles.
Dustin
00:55:09And he was this comic.
Dustin
00:55:10I met him at an open.
Dustin
00:55:11I met him.
Dustin
00:55:12It's like either an open mic night or something like that.
Dustin
00:55:14And he called me.
Dustin
00:55:16I barely knew the guy.
Dustin
00:55:17And he called me and he said, hey, can you come over?
Dustin
00:55:20My girlfriend's throwing me out of the apartment.
Dustin
00:55:23And I went to the apartment.
Dustin
00:55:23It was right out of a movie.
Dustin
00:55:24She was throwing her stuff out the window, like out on the lawn.
Dustin
00:55:28And he didn't know anyone else in the town, so I barely knew the guy.
Dustin
00:55:32Guy.
Dustin
00:55:32And then I see this guy, he's this arch right wing guy on, on, on the Rate on.
Dustin
00:55:38Like, you'll see him on Fox News once in a while.
Dustin
00:55:40And laughing.
Dustin
00:55:42I go, I go, dude, I.
Dustin
00:55:44I went to socialism.
Dustin
00:55:46You called me to come to get you when you were like, destitute and like that your girlfriend was throwing you out of the apartment because she said you were a jerk.
Dustin
00:55:54Told jerk, whatever.
Dustin
00:55:55I, I don't.
Dustin
00:55:57No story, no joke there.
Dustin
00:55:58It's just a real story, you know, no twist ending or anything.
Dustin
00:56:03I don't have an.
Dustin
00:56:04I don't have anything there that's not a bit.
Dustin
00:56:06Okay.
Brian
00:56:07I mean, it could be.
Brian
00:56:09It could be.
Dustin
00:56:10I'm just piggybacking.
Dustin
00:56:12Speaking of piggybacking off of, off of weird stories.
Dustin
00:56:15Moving stuff.
Dustin
00:56:17But.
Dustin
00:56:17Oh, here's, here's something.
Dustin
00:56:19Can I, Can I interject one thing?
Dustin
00:56:22I have a bit about weird laughs, and I don't like, there's only one good joke in it.
Dustin
00:56:27The rest of it is kind of, you know, pretty hacky.
Dustin
00:56:30Like, like the.
Dustin
00:56:33I love.
Dustin
00:56:33If you have a weird laugh, let it out.
Dustin
00:56:35I do this on the road.
Dustin
00:56:36I don't usually do it.
Dustin
00:56:37It's kind of lame.
Dustin
00:56:38It's like, it's kind of hacky.
Dustin
00:56:40It's just like, if you have a weird laugh, let it out.
Dustin
00:56:42I was doing a show the other night, a woman's in the back, like, and I was, I was checking my shirt for gunshot wounds.
Dustin
00:56:48I had not.
Dustin
00:56:49I had no idea what was going on.
Dustin
00:56:50Right, like, like, am I killing or dying?
Dustin
00:56:52Right, like that's length.
Dustin
00:56:54But there's one good.
Dustin
00:56:55And then I wanted to do like all the laughs that you hear and find some good jokes.
Dustin
00:57:02Like, I have one good joke where women have this squeak laugh.
Dustin
00:57:05They go.
Dustin
00:57:06Some women have just a squeak for a lap.
Dustin
00:57:08And I dated a woman for six months.
Dustin
00:57:10I didn't know that was her lap.
Dustin
00:57:11Every time she left, I changed the battery in the smoke alarm.
Dustin
00:57:14Okay, okay.
Dustin
00:57:15That's the one good joke in the damn thing.
Brian
00:57:17Fantastic.
Dustin
00:57:18It's a great joke.
Dustin
00:57:19That's the One good joke.
Dustin
00:57:21All the rest of them are like, Like, I love the people that only make noise on the inhale where it's like, you know, it's like.
Dustin
00:57:31Like a harbor seal just came in the room or something and it's like, okay, that's lame.
Dustin
00:57:35Like, like all.
Dustin
00:57:36But I.
Dustin
00:57:37I want jokes for that.
Brian
00:57:38Well, SeaWorld might be a funnier.
Brian
00:57:40SeaWorld might be a reference.
Dustin
00:57:41Oh, yeah, SeaWorld's good.
Dustin
00:57:43SeaWorld is funnier than SeaWorld.
Brian
00:57:44Seaweed is a funny reference, you know?
Dustin
00:57:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:57:47I didn't know if it was a Comedy Club or SeaWorld.
Dustin
00:57:49You know, like, like something like that.
Brian
00:57:51It's easy.
Brian
00:57:51It's easy.
Brian
00:57:52Most people haven't been to the harbor.
Brian
00:57:54Pennsylvania.
Dustin
00:57:55Yes.
Dustin
00:57:56SeaWorld.
Dustin
00:57:57SeaWorld is already.
Brian
00:57:59They know what it is.
Brian
00:58:00Yeah.
Dustin
00:58:01Well, welcome to SeaWorld.
Dustin
00:58:02That, like, anything with SeaWorld is going to be fun.
Brian
00:58:05Just a funny phrase.
Brian
00:58:06Even though it's controversial, it's always funny.
Dustin
00:58:08What are the other laughs that you hear in the laugh world?
Dustin
00:58:11You know, like, like, that would be a really good.
Dustin
00:58:14I feel like if we had good jokes.
Dustin
00:58:15Like the, like the, the.
Brian
00:58:19Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
00:58:22The smoke alarm joke is killer.
Dustin
00:58:24The SeaWorld, now that's actually like a pretty, Pretty good joke.
Dustin
00:58:28Like, that'll be a pretty good joke.
Brian
00:58:29It just.
Brian
00:58:30I have heard there's a comic I know that does something similar.
Brian
00:58:33So you want to, like, make sure that yours is different.
Dustin
00:58:36Absolutely.
Brian
00:58:37So, you know, but.
Dustin
00:58:38But they would have to be good.
Dustin
00:58:40You'd have to start with what the laughs are and then backwards engineer, you know, what the.
Dustin
00:58:45What's the laugh and then what's the joke?
Dustin
00:58:47Because the SeaWorld is a good.
Dustin
00:58:48Is a.
Dustin
00:58:49Is an easy, good, solid lap, smoke alarm, pillar.
Dustin
00:58:53But everything else is just lame.
Dustin
00:58:55Like, even the gunshot wound thing, it's like, it gets a lot.
Brian
00:58:57I like the gunshot wound.
Brian
00:58:59I think it's fun set up.
Brian
00:59:00It's like, it's not the joke.
Brian
00:59:02It's the beginning of the jokes.
Dustin
00:59:03It's the beginning of the joke.
Brian
00:59:04Yeah.
Brian
00:59:05You're just kind of like, it's an easy.
Brian
00:59:07It's an easy one.
Brian
00:59:09And depending on where you're at, it might, you know, be a gun place.
Brian
00:59:13So you could, you know, make a reference or whatever.
Dustin
00:59:15Or not make a reference or it'll be fun funny.
Dustin
00:59:17If there would be something funny there.
Dustin
00:59:20I feel like there's a bit.
Brian
00:59:21But like, if you're in Texas, you'd be like, I am in Texas.
Brian
00:59:24You know.
Dustin
00:59:24Right.
Dustin
00:59:24I was in Texas.
Brian
00:59:25You know, if you were in Texas and you did that gun reference, you'd have to be like, man, I'm in Texas.
Brian
00:59:30You never know.
Dustin
00:59:31I was checking my shirt for gunshot wounds.
Dustin
00:59:33I don't know why that even gets a laugh.
Dustin
00:59:34Because it's just this.
Dustin
00:59:35Maybe it's the wording.
Brian
00:59:38So anywhere that might be at, you know, a gun place.
Brian
00:59:41But.
Brian
00:59:42Yeah, I mean, my.
Brian
00:59:44You know, it's tj.
Brian
00:59:45He does a bit.
Brian
00:59:45He does.
Brian
00:59:46He does a thing on the snorting, so you don't want to do that one, but you could do.
Dustin
00:59:49Sure.
Brian
00:59:49Something else, like.
Brian
00:59:52Well, even, like Eddie Murphy laugh or something.
Brian
00:59:54Just somebody that just has.
Brian
00:59:57Yeah.
Brian
00:59:57Just something like it.
Brian
00:59:58It's like.
Brian
00:59:59It's just.
Dustin
01:00:00Okay, call it the Eddie Murphy.
Brian
01:00:02Yeah, just call it then.
Dustin
01:00:04Some people have the Eddie Murphy.
Dustin
01:00:06Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
01:00:08You know, that's all.
Dustin
01:00:09That's.
Brian
01:00:09Yeah, just the Eddie Murphy.
Brian
01:00:10And then you do a perfect Eddie Murphy laugh.
Brian
01:00:12So that.
Brian
01:00:13That's.
Brian
01:00:13That's kind of the joke.
Brian
01:00:14Is your showcase of your Eddie Murphy.
Dustin
01:00:18That would be great.
Dustin
01:00:18Yeah.
Brian
01:00:19That's all it is.
Brian
01:00:20It's not about it being a perfect joke.
Dustin
01:00:21It's about that.
Dustin
01:00:23Yeah.
Dustin
01:00:24Yeah, that's good.
Dustin
01:00:25Okay.
Dustin
01:00:25That's good.
Dustin
01:00:26Or that's something.
Brian
01:00:27You don't need that many.
Brian
01:00:28Maybe one more where it's like.
Brian
01:00:30Think of, like.
Brian
01:00:31And then there's.
Dustin
01:00:31I think I'll end on.
Dustin
01:00:32I'll end on the smoke alarm thing.
Brian
01:00:34Because definitely another smoke alarm.
Brian
01:00:36And then there's like, you know, people that, like, you know, Asian people always make, you know, they have such a funny.
Brian
01:00:42Or, you know, they cover their mouth.
Brian
01:00:44You know, it's always funny.
Dustin
01:00:45Isn't there something like spit that some people will.
Dustin
01:00:49There's.
Dustin
01:00:49What's.
Dustin
01:00:49That?
Dustin
01:00:50That's.
Dustin
01:00:50That.
Dustin
01:00:50That would be.
Dustin
01:00:51If I could get a joke for that.
Dustin
01:00:52That would be something, right?
Brian
01:00:55Like, you know.
Dustin
01:00:57No, no.
Dustin
01:00:58People do as good as you.
Brian
01:00:59So I don't.
Brian
01:01:00I don't get the spit thing.
Dustin
01:01:01It's not a spit take, technically, but, you know, you've talked to friends and.
Brian
01:01:04They go, I barely get a regular laugh.
Brian
01:01:07I don't get a dry.
Dustin
01:01:08It's like a.
Dustin
01:01:09It's a spit take without the spit.
Dustin
01:01:11It's a dry take.
Dustin
01:01:12It's like.
Dustin
01:01:12It's a dry take.
Dustin
01:01:13It's.
Dustin
01:01:14That would be fun.
Brian
01:01:15Do it.
Brian
01:01:17I've never heard that.
Brian
01:01:18I don't know what you're doing.
Dustin
01:01:19Never heard that.
Brian
01:01:21Adam, have you ever seen somebody do that?
Brian
01:01:23No.
Brian
01:01:24And Adam does a lot of comedy shows.
Dustin
01:01:26All right.
Dustin
01:01:26Chewbacca.
Dustin
01:01:28What is that?
Brian
01:01:28Chewbacca?
Brian
01:01:29You could say he's the Chewbacca.
Brian
01:01:30You might be going too Far with it.
Brian
01:01:32I don't think that's a thing.
Brian
01:01:33I don't think that's.
Brian
01:01:34I think you just saw one guy do that and you think people do that.
Brian
01:01:37I don't think that's a regular thing.
Dustin
01:01:39Okay.
Dustin
01:01:40All right, I'll take your word for it.
Dustin
01:01:43You've never seen somebody like, spit up.
Brian
01:01:45Is kind of funny.
Brian
01:01:46The spit up.
Brian
01:01:47Like, you're spitting up, like, you know, you're so like.
Dustin
01:01:50Because you do a great spit take.
Brian
01:01:51If I could do it.
Brian
01:01:53Well, you could do that on stage.
Brian
01:01:54Just back.
Dustin
01:01:55I could do that on stage.
Brian
01:01:56You could do it at the wall.
Dustin
01:01:57That's true.
Brian
01:01:58You could do it at the wall.
Dustin
01:02:00Okay, if I do that.
Dustin
01:02:01If I do that, then I need to tell the audience to say something to trigger the spit take.
Dustin
01:02:08I think I need a device.
Dustin
01:02:10Because, I mean, yes, you could just spit for no reason, but it would be really funny if you had audience.
Brian
01:02:14Tell me a joke.
Brian
01:02:16Do you know a joke?
Brian
01:02:16Do you have a knock, knock joke?
Brian
01:02:17I mean, you gotta be careful, that kind of shit.
Brian
01:02:19Because then you're getting.
Dustin
01:02:19I know.
Dustin
01:02:20Of course you get.
Dustin
01:02:20Of course.
Dustin
01:02:21You gotta never relinquish.
Dustin
01:02:22I always tell the young comics, you don't relinquish the mic.
Dustin
01:02:26Right.
Dustin
01:02:26Don't relinquish your power.
Brian
01:02:28If you do that, you might get knock, knock jokes for 45 minutes.
Brian
01:02:30So you gotta be careful.
Dustin
01:02:31Yes.
Dustin
01:02:31And then.
Dustin
01:02:32So what's a good way to.
Dustin
01:02:34Okay, it doesn't have to be the audience.
Dustin
01:02:36Then how would I initiate the spit take on stage?
Dustin
01:02:39That's a great idea to do a spit take on stage, but it has to be justified within the context of, like, what would you say to justify me doing a spit?
Dustin
01:02:48Like, I'm like, oh, I love a spit.
Dustin
01:02:50I love.
Dustin
01:02:50Some people are drinking.
Dustin
01:02:51A guy was sitting there, and this guy just.
Dustin
01:02:54Oh, I guess you could just describe it and say, you know, this guy didn't just do a spit take.
Dustin
01:02:58He did.
Dustin
01:02:59It looked like.
Dustin
01:03:00I don't know, it was the fountains at the.
Dustin
01:03:04At the.
Dustin
01:03:04What's that?
Dustin
01:03:06You could say gimbal you.
Brian
01:03:08Yeah.
Brian
01:03:08I mean, I think it needs crowd interaction.
Brian
01:03:10You just have to kind of tame it.
Brian
01:03:12But like, sir, give me a Super Soaker.
Dustin
01:03:14Super Soaker.
Dustin
01:03:15Super Soaker.
Dustin
01:03:16That's a good reference.
Dustin
01:03:17And it's.
Dustin
01:03:17Hold on.
Dustin
01:03:18This guy was like a Super Soaker.
Brian
01:03:20That's gonna get say to make you spit.
Dustin
01:03:24I don't know.
Dustin
01:03:24That's a good.
Dustin
01:03:25I need something, right?
Brian
01:03:30Say a funny word.
Brian
01:03:31What's a funny word to you?
Brian
01:03:32And then he says, platypus.
Brian
01:03:34I don't know, Platypus nuts.
Brian
01:03:35And you go, yeah.
Dustin
01:03:39On the count of three, say platypus nuts.
Dustin
01:03:42Okay.
Dustin
01:03:42One, two, three.
Brian
01:03:46It's kind of corny.
Brian
01:03:48It's kind of.
Brian
01:03:48But that's part of the whole thing.
Brian
01:03:49Is kind of meant to be light.
Brian
01:03:51It's not, you know.
Brian
01:03:52No, I mean, to the show.
Dustin
01:03:54I think.
Dustin
01:03:55I think platypus nuts is almost good.
Brian
01:03:59Like it's something like that.
Brian
01:04:01Something like that.
Dustin
01:04:02But I almost feel like on the count of three, just say platypus nuts.
Dustin
01:04:05Okay.
Brian
01:04:06Yeah.
Dustin
01:04:06And this is what Platypus.
Dustin
01:04:09Okay.
Dustin
01:04:09It's probably gonna get a laugh.
Brian
01:04:10That's all.
Brian
01:04:11You need something.
Brian
01:04:12I mean, you'll find a better one.
Brian
01:04:13But I think.
Brian
01:04:15I mean, nuts is always funny, but.
Dustin
01:04:17Platypus nuts is like.
Dustin
01:04:20I don't even know what the formula to that is.
Dustin
01:04:22Like, how would I explain?
Brian
01:04:23Well, the word platypus always funny and nuts always a punchline.
Brian
01:04:27So it's kind of easy.
Brian
01:04:29And I think you'll eventually get a better one.
Brian
01:04:32But right now, if you had to do it tomorrow, you could do that.
Dustin
01:04:35Or it was one of those banger.
Dustin
01:04:36I really knew her, you know, one of those, like.
Dustin
01:04:38Yeah, one of those.
Dustin
01:04:41I don't know what.
Dustin
01:04:42What those are, but there's something like that.
Dustin
01:04:44Banger.
Dustin
01:04:45I hardly knew her, you know, it's like, ah, yeah, yeah.
Dustin
01:04:48Banger.
Dustin
01:04:48I hardly knew her.
Dustin
01:04:49Just say.
Dustin
01:04:50And that.
Dustin
01:04:50That's what.
Dustin
01:04:51That's.
Brian
01:04:52Adam, do you have one?
Dustin
01:04:53What's your mom.
Dustin
01:04:55What.
Dustin
01:04:55What's a joke?
Dustin
01:04:56A mom joke where I said, well, I just got off your mom, you.
Brian
01:04:59Know, you're on the spot, Adam.
Brian
01:05:01If you're gonna be.
Brian
01:05:02If you're gonna be in the.
Brian
01:05:05You're gonna have to participate.
Brian
01:05:06So what do you got?
Dustin
01:05:09Yeah, what do you got, Adam?
Brian
01:05:10You can look them up.
Brian
01:05:11You feel free to Google.
Brian
01:05:12But you gotta, like, you gotta give Brian a funny quick.
Brian
01:05:16It's gotta be quick.
Dustin
01:05:16I was gonna.
Dustin
01:05:18I was gonna send over a quick image of platypus nuts.
Dustin
01:05:21That's what I was looking for.
Brian
01:05:22I don't know if you wanna Google that.
Brian
01:05:24I think that's something.
Brian
01:05:25I don't know if I wanna see that.
Brian
01:05:26You get.
Brian
01:05:27Look, you're.
Brian
01:05:28You're who you are.
Dustin
01:05:29You're.
Brian
01:05:29You're Brian Scott.
Brian
01:05:30And you're the.
Brian
01:05:31You're the constant pro.
Brian
01:05:33So you could.
Brian
01:05:34You could say, do you have a dad joke?
Brian
01:05:37Does anybody have a dad joke?
Brian
01:05:39A quick dad joke?
Brian
01:05:40You could take the.
Brian
01:05:41Because you'll be.
Brian
01:05:42You're not, they're not going to run you over because you're such a presence up there.
Brian
01:05:46You could do that, though.
Brian
01:05:47You could be, what do you have a dad joke?
Brian
01:05:49But then it's like, hopefully it's a short, but you got to be like.
Brian
01:05:52And then when you, when you tell the guy you got.
Brian
01:05:53It's got to be short.
Dustin
01:05:55Yeah.
Dustin
01:05:55No, Yeah.
Dustin
01:05:56I don't want to risk it.
Dustin
01:05:57It's too much.
Brian
01:05:57Yeah, it's too much.
Dustin
01:05:59You want somebody to just say, I, you know, then I banged your mom.
Dustin
01:06:03Like, you know what I mean?
Dustin
01:06:04Like, and then I banged your mom, like, so you want them to say something like, and then I did your mom, you know?
Brian
01:06:10Yeah.
Brian
01:06:11Then we're getting into prop territory.
Brian
01:06:12But it'd be funny if you just handed somebody a piece of paper.
Dustin
01:06:15Oh, say this.
Brian
01:06:17Yeah, say this.
Dustin
01:06:18And then.
Dustin
01:06:19And then I banged your mom.
Dustin
01:06:20Then I.
Dustin
01:06:21And that's when I did your mom, you know, like, like, or what?
Dustin
01:06:24I needed shorter.
Dustin
01:06:25I almost want.
Dustin
01:06:25What's the fucking.
Dustin
01:06:26Isn't there, like a joke where, like, banged her.
Dustin
01:06:29I hardly knew her.
Dustin
01:06:30Like that.
Dustin
01:06:30That's what I want.
Dustin
01:06:31That structure, that shortness, that brevity where it's like, bang your.
Dustin
01:06:34And then I banged your mom, you know, get off.
Dustin
01:06:36Get off.
Dustin
01:06:37Let's get off that.
Dustin
01:06:38I, I, I just got off your mom last night.
Dustin
01:06:40Or that's what your mom said.
Dustin
01:06:42Or that's what she said.
Dustin
01:06:43Like, like that, that, you know, those babies did say those things.
Dustin
01:06:46That's what, that's what your mom said.
Dustin
01:06:48And that.
Dustin
01:06:49Yeah, anyway, whatever.
Dustin
01:06:51All right.
Dustin
01:06:52I think we're running out of gas on this one.
Dustin
01:06:55I sense the silence.
Dustin
01:06:57I sense the deathly awkward silence of a big.
Dustin
01:07:00Running out of.
Brian
01:07:01I just need another nap.
Brian
01:07:02I drove all night.
Brian
01:07:03All right, but this is good.
Brian
01:07:05We got good stuff.
Brian
01:07:06You got a bunch of stuff.
Brian
01:07:07We're gonna, we're gonna, like, brush the comedy world, everybody.
Brian
01:07:11Yeah, we're chasing comedy.
Brian
01:07:12You're chasing us.
Brian
01:07:13That's.
Brian
01:07:14That's what it's gonna be, right?
Dustin
01:07:16All right, well, folks, that's our show.
Dustin
01:07:20It's time for us to go.
Brian
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Dustin
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Dustin
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Dustin
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Brian
01:07:34Some laughs, and maybe you learned something, too.
Brian
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