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Welcome to another reason to drink.
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I'm your hostess, and the most princess, and I'm here with my psychic ho Dior.
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What's going on, guys?
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How are we doing tonight?
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Good, good, good.
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We're back around.
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We're back.
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Hey, sorry about the week off.
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I was traveling, and oh, let me just tell you though, Houston.
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I went to Houston, Texas, and it was so damn hot.
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So humid, hot.
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Yeah.
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I was like, man, it was so hot.
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And you know, that's when I realized you have to wear certain clothes.
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Like cotton shirts, forget it.
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You know what I mean?
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Sweat.
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Sweat.
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It's there's no breathing.
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Now, you you remember like me and my brother, we got shirts that have the little like the fisherman shirts with the little vents in the back.
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Kind of like, oh yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
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They were great because the wind gets up underneath there and helps dry your back out.
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But you you just go with the mode that you're gonna be soaked, you know, you're gonna sweat.
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You just go downstairs, you're like, God dang, it's hot.
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But anyways, so now do you miss living out there though?
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I do.
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Do you miss it?
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I do out living out there.
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Yeah, I did.
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I drove around and a lot has changed, and there's a lot.
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Oh, one thing that flipped me out was a little bit is when my brother used to come and visit me.
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One of the places that we used to stop was this one restaurant.
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I ain't gonna say the name or anything, but I go in there, they were known kind of like Hooters, you know, skimpy, sexy, yeah.
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People be like, oh the tilty kilt.
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Yeah, kind of like that, or bikinis or whatever.
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Anyways, after a minute, they they toned down their image a little bit and got away from that.
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So they were like that, but then they toned it down, but they still had very pretty women.
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That's when I started to go to the place and my brother were coming to town.
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We stopped there because it was by the airport.
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Man, we get a drink and stuff.
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And the guys were there and they were like, Hey man, you want to go down here and get a drink?
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I said, I haven't been there in a minute.
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And he said, Yeah, they changed ownerships and stuff like that.
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And I said, Yeah, we'll go down there.
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So I went down there, and the way the sun comes in, you know, the one window, there was a waitress by the door, right?
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I'm looking over there, I'm like, you know, kind of squinting.
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I was like, does that does that lady have pink hair, you know, kind of looking?
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And then I'll see all of a sudden I see like kind of a jerk move.
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Like, I was like, that's kind of a weird move.
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That's kind of like a gay guy move or whatever, you know?
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And come, and it was, it was a guy, and I'm like, okay, we got a wig, but we got a beard.
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You know, okay, where we going here, you know, and he's you know, and he got it all tied up a little bit tight, you know, kind of like what I do, tight.
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And I was like, okay, and then another lady came out, and I'm like, I look at my guy, uh, what a buddies I was, I was like, is that a guy or a girl?
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I was like, it's hard to say, you know, like you know, you the the So it turned into a complete gay bar.
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Well is what you're saying.
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Oh, but there was women there, but I don't know, they could have been like training, yeah, or type, yeah.
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I I don't know situation, yeah, and training bars.
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But it just kind of restaurant, yeah, caught me off guard because it went from you know, all male sexists to all male waiting.
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But I I did.
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I was like, I was like, yeah, caught me off guard a little bit.
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Well, yeah, yeah, I mean that's a big change.
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Yeah, yeah, that's a really big change, you know.
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Yeah, and and apparently the guy liked me because I might have squinted too much to try to see.
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Oh, you trying to see his package, yeah.
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Oh yeah, and he came by, he was all like, hey, like, hey buddy, you don't have to I serve you, you don't have to squint.
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Here you go.
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It just flops it on the table.
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You want a sauce sandwich?
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No, but I got some pepper for you.
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Yeah, no, I but he was he was a little he was a little nice.
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I thought I was gonna get another apple pie free.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But anyways, it seems like I get yeah, but it would.
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I mean, still the food was good, the beer was good, and they were nice, but yeah, yeah.
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The computer keeps messing up, so we have a little issue with the TV, but that's all right.
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We might not show the TV too much.
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But other than that, I mean, I just other than change, but I would live there, I still like it.
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The traffic is a pain in the ass.
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The heat is a pain in the ass sometimes, but so like so much to do.
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I've never been out there, and I do want to make it there.
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I will make it there here sooner or later, but it's just the traffic, dude.
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I'm so used to the traffic.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, uh I like to go to California.
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I have no dream to go to California.
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No, like I don't want a fucking 12-lane freeway just packed.
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Like I it would drive me up the fucking wall.
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And here's the thing we were on crazy.
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Five here, five here, so you had five on the right, five lanes on the left, you had two center lanes for what do you call that?
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Like uh the speed where you could pay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So you had five plus express lanes.
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Yeah, express lanes.
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Five plus two plus five.
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So you're sitting at twelve lanes, then you got two to three lanes on what we call I call the feeder or the skirt roads on either side.
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Traffic.
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Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't do it.
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I it would drive me up the wall.
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I would want to kill people, I really would.
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They do have people that do kill people.
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I know.
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I like I would be losing my shit.
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Like, because I'm just not used to it.
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You know what I mean?
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I don't even like it when I go into I mean, I don't mind like Cleveland and Pittsburgh and shit like that, but that's nothing compared to out there.
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Now you might after a game, you might, you know, experience.
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But anyway, let me but anyways, welcome back.
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I'm sorry we missed last week because I was traveling and the show now it makes it a little harder.
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It's just me or Rick.
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So if one of us is out, then we're out.
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Yeah, and then I am traveling next week.
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I mean, if you want to see me, you can go to my OF page.
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But that's a completely different platform, and you gotta pay, and you gotta pay$30 a minute.
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He's gotten no money.
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It's all feet picks.
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We're gonna do Bell's Best Brown, and it has Al on it.
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And then Bell's makes good products, so and this is American brown ale.
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This is American brown ale, and I it kind of led up to what we're doing later.
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Yeah.
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It was another it was another brown pumpkin, maybe coffee.
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I don't know.
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I can't remember what I got now, but we'll figure that out next time around.
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After the break.
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Give that a sip.
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Ooh, that does have a rich caramel flavor to it.
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Yeah.
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Best brown ale.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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They might be uh they might be on to something.
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They might be on to something.
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I wish it was a little colder.
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Yeah.
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Because I did get them warm and I had them in the freezer.
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Yeah.
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Not at work.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah.
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Boss, I did not have them in the freezer at work.
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He met freezer here.
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So.
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Yeah.
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A little bit colder would be.
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A little bit colder would be a lot of.
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Yeah, and I think the coldness would take that away.
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Yeah, I agree.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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These are ones that you would want real quick.
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So we're gonna have to remember that when we go to judge it, rate it, whatever.
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Yep.
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But it's got a good flavor right in the beginning.
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And it is a 5.8 ABV and a 34 IBU.
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It has a good flavor, it has a really good flavor.
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But the back end does have a little bit of that bitterness, but again, I don't think it's cold enough.
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But you do get hints of uh caramel and cocoa in it.
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To stand up to cold weather, cool weather, but does not come across heavy.
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And no, right, yeah, it does not come across heavy.
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No, it's good.
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It's good beer.
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Like it'll definitely be a good camping beer.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, and but it's not that expensive either.
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Why is it you get a six-pack for what?
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15?
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Um, I honestly quit looking at prices.
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I just grab them and go to the house.
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Yeah, it is what it is.
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Yeah, you're gonna buy it in the back.
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Yeah, it's like gas.
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Yeah.
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Like I don't even look at the fucking phone.
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Here's my arm, here's my leg.
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Yeah, here.
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Here's my left nut.
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Save me one.
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I feel somewhat like a man.
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As you rate me.
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Bend me over.
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Yeah.
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And that gas pump's like, ooh, ooh.
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Anyways, you come up with anything good to eat this week?
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Or good to make, or good whatever.
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So I actually did a uh bourbon peach barbecue sauce.
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Yeah, and I tasted a little bit just, yeah.
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Yeah.
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And so we went out when I went out and got everything.
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I was with a buddy of mine.
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He talked me into getting the American honey, the uh uh wild turkey American honey for the bourbon.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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And I think I fucked up on that.
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Why I because it didn't give it the bourbon flavor.
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Uh it was too sweet.
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You know what I mean?
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So I didn't get the bourbon flavor out of it.
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Yeah.
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I like I I had the maker's mark in my hand.
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And you should have stayed.
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And I should have stuck with that.
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Yeah.
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And so that way it would have given it more of that bourbon flavor.
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Because it didn't have a bourbon flavor.
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It did not have any bourbon flavor.
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Because it was already sweet.
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It was already sweet.
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The honey was the American honey is already too sweet.
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Yeah.
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So I I I will definitely change that.
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The consistency of it is rough.
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You know what I mean?
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Like you've seen it.
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It's kind of like a thick pastry like a like it's almost like a baby food.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It really is the best way.
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And I immersified the fuck out of it.
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Oh, you did?
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Yeah.
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It's almost like an apple butter, yeah, type.
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So I don't know.
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I it has great flavor.
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What you put it on?
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Chicken or I did.
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I did a beer can chicken.
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Okay.
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And ended up putting that on it.
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It was probably pretty good, too.
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Oh, it was great.
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Because you cooked it on it.
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Right.
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It was very good.
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It is a very good thing.
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It has a lot of flavor to it.
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The depth is there and everything else.
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It's just, it's not very appealing.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
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The baby poop.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So will I do it again?
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Yes, but I will try different methods.
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And different.
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I might have had, dude, I'm not the type of guy that follows directions very well.
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Yeah.
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So I might have had too many peaches in there.
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They kind of get you in the direction and then I go.
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Like I take off and I put like I ended up putting some jalapenos in there and stuff.
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They didn't ask, you know, I put some.
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It didn't really have a lot of heat to it.
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Add a little bit more.
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No, I took all the seeds out of the jalapenos.
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And instead of honey, because they said to use honey, uh I used hot honey.
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Oh.
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You know, just to try to give it just a slight kick.
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Wasn't trying to kill people.
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Yeah.
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If it was for just me, I gotta I'd have fucking did it all.
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They were gonna crush peppers, seeds in there.
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Yeah.
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Didn't you make something else though?
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Yes, I did a jalapeno popper cheddar bay biscuit balls.
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Oh.
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On the smoker.
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On the smoker.
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On the smoker.
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I put them on the trigger.
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Wow.
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Dude, they were good.
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They were really good.
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Cheddar bake.
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I mean cheddar.
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Cheddar bait, like the the box from like you get from what's that?
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Red lobster.
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Yeah.
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Damn, I love them.
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Yeah, so I used their bogot.
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Yeah.
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Did hot sausage, cream cheese.
00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:15.519
I actually shredded my own smoked gouda hot cheese.
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Oh.
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Like I have my own shredder or whatever.
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Use that instead of the cheddar.
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Yeah.
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And then jalapenos and bacon.
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It was good.
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And you just mix it all into a big ass ball.
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Yeah.
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And then pull the and then oh, and then use the little uh jalapeno juice from pickled jalapenos.
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Yeah.
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You use that juice instead of water.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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And then just make little balls.
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I threw them on the smoker for they said about 30 minutes.
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Now, did you put it directly on their grill or no?
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I left them on a pan.
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Yeah.
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I did leave them on a pan.
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Yeah.
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And and they said for about 30 minutes.
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I ended up running in probably closer to an hour.
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Yeah.
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They always say something like that, 30 minutes or something.
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It seems like mine's always.
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Just because they were still a little doughy after that 30 minutes.
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And I didn't really do a lot of like I went 350.
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Yeah.
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So it wasn't getting a lot of smoke.
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Like I didn't like actually smoke all.
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Did they get that crispiness on as ice team?
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Yeah.
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Like I still I went through with the butter.
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Like I used their butter mix.
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Yeah.
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Whatever.
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And then I uh did that on it with the garlic.
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It lasts 10 minutes.
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Yeah.
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It has a garlic in it, Doc.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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And then on a couple of them, I took that barbecue sauce that I made and put it on top of them.
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Wow.
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Because I wasn't real sure on how it was gonna turn out.
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Yeah.
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So I only did like I think I made 20 altogether and I made like I just did four or five.
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Yeah, I did like 10.
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How'd them turn out?
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Yeah, they they were good.
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They gave you a little bit of sweet, and then with the heat, it was it, they turned out really good.
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I got a lot of compliments.
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Would you do that more on the next one with your barbecue sauce?
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Um, I might.
00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:05.279
I yeah, I would maybe do a couple more because a lot of people I got a lot of compliments on them.
00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:07.279
Yeah, I got a lot of compliments on them, period.
00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:12.159
Yeah, you know, they were really good, but but oh that was for the Browns game.
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Yeah, yeah.
00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:15.919
Which that was terrible.
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Fuck the Browns.
00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:24.799
I mean, I was flying back and I was like, oh, the Browns games would be on.
00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:28.320
I look and it said halftime, and it said, what, 23?
00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:30.159
No, something to three.
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It was three.
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We are the worst team in the NFL.
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Oh my god.
00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:35.759
We are the absolute worst team in the NFL.
00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:37.919
Yeah, there is no question about it.
00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:39.600
I like it was funny.
00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:46.080
Today, just real quick, I a kid hurt himself today or this week at work.
00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:52.879
He somehow got off the tow motor and I don't know, hurt his ankle.
00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:54.080
Yeah, whatever.
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So he's in a boot.
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Yeah.
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And so he tried coming up to me today, and he was like, he was like, Oh, yeah, I didn't tell you.
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He was like, it actually isn't my ankle.
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He was like, you know what it is?
00:15:06.480 --> 00:15:09.840
And before he can even say another word, I was like, Your vagina.
00:15:12.480 --> 00:15:15.200
But Rick's the beat.
00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:20.559
And the one guy doesn't like him, so he's just a fat guy just sitting over there chuckling.
00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:24.879
But yeah, uh, he's like, give one, yeah, yeah.
00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:27.519
Uh but uh he goes, Oh, it's my Achille.
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I was like, he was like, it was my key uh my Achilles.
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I was like, well fuck, dude.
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I said, you're just like Deshaun Watson, dude.
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You're out for the season, you're just gonna sit on the bench all fucking year long now, aren't you?
00:15:41.120 --> 00:15:42.080
And get paid, right?
00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:44.240
Yeah, I was like, you fucking piece of shit.
00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:45.919
You probably did it at home.
00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:51.600
Yeah, you can't say hipa, hippa, we're on YouTube now.
00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:53.360
Yeah, hippa, hippa.
00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:56.879
Anyways, uh speaking about food, going back to that.
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I went to this one restaurant in Galveston Island.
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I love it.
00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:02.080
I love the restaurant.
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I give it 10 out of five stars.
00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:06.879
Did you say Galveston Island?
00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:07.759
Yeah, well, yeah.
00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:08.559
So it's an island.
00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:10.080
I didn't know Galveston was an island.
00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:10.799
Yeah, I think it is.
00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:12.399
Yeah, Galveston Island, yeah.
00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:14.559
I never I just always heard Galveston.
00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:15.919
I never heard it was an island.
00:16:16.080 --> 00:16:18.559
Yeah, I never I just realized I did call it.
00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:23.519
But so there's this place, it's called Shy Cats, and it's just open.
00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:25.120
It's like uh brunch, let's say.
00:16:25.279 --> 00:16:25.360
Okay.
00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:27.279
That's breakfast brunch, right?
00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:32.159
And let me tell you, man, I'm not a big sausage gravy fan.
00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:46.159
I know I tipped you off a little bit yesterday when we're playing golf, but I am not a sausage gravy fan, but they had sausage gravy on one of the dishes, and they had egg and everything, kitchen sink under that son of a bitch.
00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:47.679
Right, man, it was so good.
00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:58.000
So the last day I was there, I went in and I was like, just give me the sausage biscuits and gravy, fried me an egg over easy and throw that son of a bitch on top.
00:16:58.159 --> 00:17:02.399
So it came out, and they actually took sausage links and chopped them on top.
00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:05.279
Oh, but the gravy was thick, heavy.
00:17:05.519 --> 00:17:08.240
But is the gravy have sausage in it also?
00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:09.519
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Dude, so I like I'm real picky.
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Oh, I never knew Galveston was an island.
00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:15.359
Yeah, huh?
00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:16.160
Yep.
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And the funny thing, I was down there, and since I'm traveling to Mexico, right?
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And when you're there at Galveston Island, I stepped in the water.
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I said, Hey, it's funny.
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I'm in the Gulf of Mexico here, or Gulf America, and then when I go to Mexico, I'd be in the same water.
00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:33.279
Oh, you would be, yeah.
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So I peed in it to see if it would float down there.
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No.
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So you see if you taste it when you get there when I get down there.
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You fucking shot a load in it so you see if you can collect it.
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You know, like, here it is, can't taste it.
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Is this mine?
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It'll be some Mexican hotting.
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Woohoo! But yeah.
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One thing I didn't do down there is I didn't go to strip clubs.
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You know why I don't like the strip clubs?
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Because you go to a strip club, you can't touch them.
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They won't let you at most strip clubs.
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Yeah, they won't let you touch them.
00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:05.519
They won't touch you.
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You can't get yourself off.
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You pay them.
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I might as well stay home with my wife.
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I'm pretty much fair.
00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:13.519
You're not wrong.
00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:16.160
That's pretty good.
00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:18.319
I see how I threw that in there.
00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:20.720
Anyways, drums.
00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:23.519
Well, it's kind of like Bofa.
00:18:23.839 --> 00:18:24.400
Bofa?
00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:24.799
Yeah.
00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:25.599
What's that?
00:18:25.839 --> 00:18:26.880
You've never heard of Bofa?
00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:27.359
Uh uh.
00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:29.279
Oh, bofa these nuts.
00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:33.440
In your man.
00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:42.559
Anyways, uh, yeah, I won't talk any too much too long on all this stuff, but me and Rick golfed yesterday.
00:18:43.279 --> 00:18:43.920
Did we though?
00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:44.319
No.
00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:45.200
Did we really?
00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:46.799
I don't think we golfed.
00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:51.359
I I think we just were out there and uh we had a couple sticks that we less.
00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:54.720
We were just hitting we were just hitting a ball with a stick.
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You go in the water.
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No, you go in the water.
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No, you go in the woods.
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You go, I can't find it.
00:19:01.119 --> 00:19:04.640
I had the brightest orangest ball dude and I couldn't find it.
00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:06.160
I can't believe it.
00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:08.079
It was literally our worst golf game this year.
00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:08.799
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:11.759
Like I came home and I think cried a little bit.
00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:15.680
Like I was just like, I don't know why I play this game anymore.
00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:17.200
Well, we did good right at the end.
00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:18.319
That's what made us come back.
00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:20.960
Yeah, we made a long putt and we got par par.
00:19:21.200 --> 00:19:23.599
Yeah, it's yeah, and I made it on the green.
00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:24.640
I hate that game.
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I really do.
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I I fucking hate the game.
00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:28.319
Plus, we had to pay dudes.
00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:28.640
Yeah.
00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:29.039
Oh, yeah.
00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:30.960
Well, maybe that's why I cried so much.
00:19:31.119 --> 00:19:31.359
Yeah.
00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:31.680
Yeah.
00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:33.519
That could have been why I cried so much.
00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:36.000
Like, I mean, we didn't even make any money this week.
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None.
00:19:36.480 --> 00:19:37.599
So we had to pay full.
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We had full.
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The one guy's like, well, I I I got$20 left.
00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:43.599
I said, well, I just might as well pay you guys because.
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Yeah, you just fucking here.
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You guys take my money.
00:19:46.160 --> 00:19:46.400
Yeah.
00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:47.519
Here, bend me over.
00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:47.839
Yeah.
00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:49.200
I just, yeah.
00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:57.839
But it was funny, our buddy Greg was out there and he almost took off the head of uh Mary.
00:19:58.240 --> 00:19:59.039
Oh, he did.
00:19:59.200 --> 00:19:59.519
Yeah.
00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:00.319
His drive.
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Yeah.
00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:01.680
Yeah, his drive.
00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:02.799
He broke the fence.
00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:03.039
Yeah.
00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:03.440
Yeah.
00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:10.240
So on hole one, there's a little fence a ways away.
00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:10.640
Yeah.
00:20:10.880 --> 00:20:11.839
Like a little wooden fence.
00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.359
I wouldn't say too far away.
00:20:13.680 --> 00:20:15.279
It's it's a little ways away.
00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:17.440
About women's before the women's.
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It's right next to the women's teeth.
00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:20.000
Yeah, women's teeth.
00:20:20.079 --> 00:20:20.400
Yeah.
00:20:20.960 --> 00:20:23.119
And there's a little Mother Mary there.
00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:23.359
Yeah.
00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:24.400
And he statue.
00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:33.440
He swung it, and we seen pieces of we thought Mother Mary fly up in the air, and here it was just the pieces of fence.
00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:35.039
And they went farther than his ball.
00:20:35.279 --> 00:20:35.440
Yeah.
00:20:35.599 --> 00:20:35.839
Yeah.
00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:37.519
So I mean, he hit it.
00:20:37.599 --> 00:20:38.240
He hit hard.
00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:40.240
We thought he killed Mother Mary.
00:20:40.319 --> 00:20:41.440
Then he comes in 10 under.
00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:42.000
What the hell?
00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:43.599
I almost killed a guy last night.
00:20:43.680 --> 00:20:44.400
So I can't really say.
00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:45.039
Oh, yes.
00:20:45.359 --> 00:20:47.039
Like I actually almost killed a living person.
00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:47.440
Yeah.
00:20:47.599 --> 00:20:49.359
So I can't really say Rick.
00:20:50.079 --> 00:20:52.000
So it was funny because I hit the ball.
00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:53.599
I said, watch this, Rick.
00:20:53.759 --> 00:20:56.240
And I hit it and I hit thump the ground, of course.
00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:57.680
So it went maybe what?
00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:00.000
40 yards, 30 yards.
00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:00.240
Yeah.
00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:00.880
Max.
00:21:01.119 --> 00:21:03.440
And then Rick's like, oh God, watch this.
00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:08.400
And he swings and it goes off the toe and it goes right in someone's golf cart.
00:21:09.519 --> 00:21:10.880
It went through a tree, though.
00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:11.920
Let's point that out.
00:21:12.000 --> 00:21:12.240
Yeah.
00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:14.160
We didn't think it was making it through the tree.
00:21:14.240 --> 00:21:16.880
So that's why I was kind of slow on yelling for.
00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:25.279
And but it went straight in, and there was a guy sitting in the golf cart, and he said that he I talked to him later.
00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:29.839
He said, I just put both arms in and just sat there and waited for it to tink all the way around me.
00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:36.160
All you heard was and then it finally came out.
00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:41.440
And then the guy goes, You better run into your truck when you get back there, boy.
00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:45.279
It was like a pingball.
00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:46.799
It was like a pingball.
00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:47.039
Yeah.
00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:48.480
I'm surprised he didn't get hit.
00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:50.000
Well, I uh I can't believe he didn't.
00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:50.480
Yeah.
00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:54.799
But then it was funny though, because I ran into him in the clubhouse.
00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:55.279
Yeah.
00:21:55.599 --> 00:21:58.319
And that's who we're playing next week.
00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:00.720
So that's a little Lockward.
00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:07.759
And I was like, I was like, well, I knew I was playing you guys next week, so I wanted to take one of you fuckers out, so we win.
00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:08.799
So we went.
00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:11.279
And they got a kick out of it.
00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:11.839
They laugh.
00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:12.880
So it's all good.
00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:21.440
One other time, though, the only time I was sitting in the golf cart and someone was hitting off of one, we were on two, and it came right through.
00:22:21.519 --> 00:22:22.319
Oh no, hit me.
00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:24.799
No, we had the windshield up for some reason.
00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:27.119
It was kind of raining, and we had the windshield up.
00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:27.440
Yes.
00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:28.960
And if it we didn't, it would be a big thing.
00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:32.720
It would have got me in the throat right in the tooth or a fucking whatever.
00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:34.480
You don't and it came fast.
00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:35.759
Yeah, yeah, you'd have lost it.
00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:37.680
And it just went bam! Yeah.
00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:39.920
We were all like shocked.
00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:43.519
But yeah, that guy just was in there praying.
00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:45.440
He was praying, Mother Mary.
00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:47.519
And he's a very he's an older gentleman.
00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:49.519
So he was he wasn't moving quick.
00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:49.759
No.
00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:51.279
Like that's why he just sat there.
00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:52.799
He was like, Harry, nothing I can do.
00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:53.839
I'll just stay here.
00:22:54.160 --> 00:22:55.039
Let's hope.
00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:56.400
Let's hope.
00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:59.279
And it actually fell out to where we could use it.
00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:06.559
Yeah, well, and uh, the guy told me when we went in the clubhouse, he was like, Did you notice how far I stomped it into the ground?
00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:09.599
I was like, I thought it was kind of deep.
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:11.680
In the mud.
00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:13.039
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:13.759 --> 00:23:14.799
But yeah, it was all good.
00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:17.759
Anyways, what would you rate the spells?
00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:21.119
So I really wish it was colder.
00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:25.680
And I'm gonna I'm gonna go up higher because it's not colder.
00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:26.079
Yeah.
00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:27.119
You know what I mean?
00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:31.920
I I personally, everybody knows I'm a brown, red guy.
00:23:32.480 --> 00:23:33.759
I'm a nine, dude.
00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:36.480
I think I I think I would really go a nine on this.
00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:36.960
Okay.
00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:38.240
Rick's going to nine.
00:23:38.319 --> 00:23:42.960
Let me see what I because I can see me standing by a fire with this beer.
00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:43.920
It's good.
00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:46.960
Now, this is a brown ale, so we gotta rate it in the brown ale.
00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:47.599
Right.
00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:51.759
A nine's probably a good good answer.
00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:55.920
I I can't see it going any lower.
00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:56.400
No.
00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:58.640
And if it was colder, if it was colder.
00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:00.079
You might even push towards the 10.
00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:01.279
I mean, I probably would.
00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:03.200
I probably I honestly probably would.
00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:09.039
But that's why that's why I'm afraid to go like tomorrow night, I'll let you know.
00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:10.319
I'll be like, yeah.
00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:12.240
Hey, yeah, it was definitely a 10.
00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:13.200
Yeah, with the cold.
00:24:13.359 --> 00:24:16.079
You know, now that it's in the fridge for fucking all night long.
00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:17.119
Yeah.
00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:18.559
It was good.
00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:20.880
I know, and I mean it's a 5'8.
00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:23.839
I so I I would keep this.
00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:33.519
I would I would definitely keep this, it would definitely go in my fridge, and I would say princess too, absolutely because it's it's smooth, yeah, like the description said earlier.
00:24:34.079 --> 00:24:35.680
It's not heavy at all.
00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:38.000
Like I don't I no alcohol taste.
00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:40.480
No, no, it's it's a very good beer.
00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:42.799
Bells does a good job, they really do.
00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:43.920
Yeah, they do.
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:46.000
They come out with a lot of Christmas stuff.
00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:47.200
Where are they out of?
00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:51.920
I I guess I've never really I can't remember if we ever really looked at that.
00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:53.279
Yeah, I don't know.
00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:56.480
We can look once I'm sure it probably says on the can.
00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:58.640
I love the owl too, by the way.
00:24:58.799 --> 00:25:02.160
Well, that plays into the Americans, what is it?
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:03.119
Best uh brown.
00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:06.720
Because that plays into the owl.
00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:08.799
I get I get that whole thing.
00:25:09.039 --> 00:25:09.759
Oh, look at that.
00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:12.559
Some different level 26.
00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:13.039
Wow.
00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:14.240
So what do we got here?
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:15.519
Where is it brewed out of?
00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.160
Oops, popped up something.
00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:24.079
You could have just probably left it on the untapped.
00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:26.880
It probably would have told us, but that'll work too.
00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:30.720
Where is Bell's brewing out of?
00:25:31.759 --> 00:25:34.799
Um they got that October.
00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:37.440
Yeah, you gotta put your whole life story on.
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:42.960
It's hard to read on the can.
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.680
Yeah, I ain't reading that can.
00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:50.480
Because it's a silverish on a on a brown on a goldish can.
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:51.440
Yeah.
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:53.359
Visit us.
00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:57.839
Oh my visit us.
00:25:58.160 --> 00:26:00.559
Menu hours, concert events.
00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:02.960
Oh getting it all on me.
00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:04.799
So glad you're here.
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:06.640
You're 21 years old.
00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:09.839
Humble beginnings in 1980.
00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:13.440
All the way slowing through history of some Michigan, I think.
00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:14.480
I can't read it.
00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:15.920
I think that's MI.
00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:19.440
Well, uh, yeah, I'm not seeing it.
00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:23.759
If we ever figure out where they're at, I wouldn't mind going there.
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:24.319
Oh, right there.
00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:24.960
Go all the way down.
00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:25.920
All the way down.
00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:26.640
Right there.
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.599
Michigan, yeah.
00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:28.640
Kalamazoo.
00:26:29.039 --> 00:26:31.519
Kalamazoo or Cumstock.
00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:33.200
I like cum stock better.
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:34.240
I like cum stock too.
00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:34.480
Yeah.
00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:35.599
You like cum stock?
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:36.480
I do like cum stock.
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:37.599
I got some cum stock for you.
00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:38.000
In Michigan.
00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:40.079
I've been stocking up some cum for you.
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:40.640
I know.
00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:41.519
Just in case.
00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:43.839
You gotta give up that in order to get gas.
00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:44.559
Yeah, you do.
00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:47.039
I'll sh you'll look like uh scary movie.
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:50.880
I'll scary movie blast you against the wall on the ceiling.
00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:51.920
On the ceiling.
00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:56.960
Yeah.
00:26:57.440 --> 00:26:59.839
But, anyways, what we're gonna do is we'll take a quick break.
00:26:59.920 --> 00:27:00.799
I know that was kind of fast.
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:02.319
We had a lot of different things going on.
00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:03.519
We're kind of busy.
00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:04.640
Like we got a lot of shit.
00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:06.480
A lot going on, but we'll be right back.
00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:09.759
We're gonna grab another ice cold one, and we'll see you in a second.
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:28.640
Grab yourself.
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:43.119
Welcome back to another reason to drink.
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:45.359
I'm your host is oh, did we finally make it back?
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:46.400
Yeah, we made it back.
00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:48.559
We had the longest break ever.
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:49.599
Oh, here we go.
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:57.279
We were we we had some guests during the break time and they brought a French, what was it, like a French toast bourbon.
00:27:57.440 --> 00:28:02.559
Yes, and they said it was uh toasted, it's the cereal.
00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:07.039
It looked like that the box is the cereal French toast, whatever.
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:09.920
But it was very sweet, very sweet.
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:16.559
But we put an ice cube in it just kind of because it was warm and yeah, I was wanting to I can see a drink coming out of it, yes.
00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:19.920
Like we were talking about the fall drink coming out of it.
00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:20.960
Yeah, I agree.
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.200
And Princess is I mean, Princess.
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:26.799
Beer Wench is gonna bring it up and show you, but yeah, right there it is.
00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:29.119
They say it's a hot item right now and everything.
00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:32.079
Now, but the first sweet was the first sip was very sweet.
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:33.519
I was like, oh shit, that's gonna get me.
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:34.559
That's why I put an ice cube.
00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:36.240
Everybody's like, oh, I don't want an ice cube.
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:37.279
I'm like, yeah, fuck you.
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:38.480
I'm putting an ice cube in it.
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:49.119
Yeah, we I know this was gonna be sweet, sweet, and then so then we had that, and then we got this little bottle of hot sauce from uh Greg, you know, Taylor Swift Greg.
00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:56.000
We'll we'll get into this in one second, yeah, and then let's get this beer open because this is another seven percenter.
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:56.880
Yeah, dogfish.
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:58.960
This is a seven percenter, so yeah.
00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:02.720
Let's get into this, and it's a brown ale, right?
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:06.079
It's a brown ale, it's a pumpkin brown ale.
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:07.440
That's why I grabbed it.
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:13.519
I figured we'll go brown ale today, the non-workers today.
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:15.920
So I like this one better.
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:18.319
It's very light.
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:20.400
Oh, it's very light.
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:21.519
That's pretty good.
00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:24.160
Man, that is really that is really good.
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:26.960
The punk is the first time we've done this, yeah.
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:29.440
Yeah, it's good, and honestly, like so.
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:37.440
We always say it's kind of hard for all of us to find beers that we haven't done.
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.279
This year it's been a little bit easier.
00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:40.640
It's been a little bit easier.
00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:42.400
There's been a lot more punkin' beers.
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:43.440
That light's out, yeah.
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.640
Just let oh man, the light burned out, yeah, yeah.
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:49.759
Uh we might have to swap that out real quick.
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:55.599
So, but this dogfish ale is very good.
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:56.319
Yeah, yeah.
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:56.880
Wow.
00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:57.680
Yeah.
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:02.559
I hear if you guys can't see me since our light went out.
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:04.240
You want, do you want to pause?
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:05.119
Just hit pause.
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:06.559
No, okay.
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:07.279
We can see.
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:08.960
We just that the ones plugged in.
00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:10.319
I forgot to change them around.
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:14.559
So can you can you uh you see that?
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:17.359
Now see, Rick probably looks thinner because you can't see.
00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:20.400
I probably yeah, I lost 30 pounds because I lost light.
00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:22.240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.039
So, anyways, this this is pretty good so far.
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:29.200
We'll let this seven percent or seven percent.
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:32.720
But the other one was 35 IBUs, this one's 28.
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:34.160
You don't get as much bitterness.
00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:37.200
Yeah, you don't could be the pumpkin that brings it down, yeah.
00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:40.720
It very well could be the brunt pumpkin and brown sugar, yeah, yeah.
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:42.319
It's pretty good, yeah.
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:45.599
So it yeah, it brings it right down.
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:47.359
So it's a very good beer.
00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:48.160
I I like it.
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:49.440
So I like it, yeah.
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:50.240
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:55.359
You want to talk about the hot sauce, or do you want to go in your Ricky's?
00:30:55.680 --> 00:31:05.920
So this isn't even like I've been dabbling with looking at seeing how to make hot sauces.
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:10.799
And we had a buddy, like Greg brought it over.
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:13.839
Yeah, and this is amazing, dude.
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:24.880
Yeah, this is really fucking good, and I want to know, and I wish I would have paid more attention when he was talking, yeah, but I have a hard time paying attention to Greg sometimes.
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:42.640
Yeah, you know what's funny because he bounces all over the place, but it is so good, and it's not even baked down, it's not boiled down or anything else, and he's having a really hard time not talking right now.
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:46.799
But that's okay, but that's okay.
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:52.079
Uh, actually, if I don't know, dude, that's so good.
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:55.519
It is that is so fucking good, and I want to know.
00:31:55.599 --> 00:32:02.319
I and I'm gonna talk to him after it, and then I'll let you guys know on the next show how you did do that again.
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:06.079
Like you told us once, I I really do want to know.
00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:08.240
You need to record the recipe, beep, beep, yeah.
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:10.480
Yeah, I need the recipe, or you know what?
00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:12.960
Just let him make it and bring it over to you.
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:18.720
Yeah, but I I I have a wedding coming up that I'm trying to cook for and everything else.
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:24.160
And I mean, I granted, they'll just let him make it and put a little bottle, yeah.
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:26.000
Yeah, so$20 a bottle?
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:26.559
Yeah.
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:29.039
Yeah, hell yeah.
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:34.799
Yeah, it's funny though, because Taylor Swift, we call Greg Taylor Swift, right?
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:41.119
Anyways, you know, he's in love with Taylor Swift, but the thing is, is that who's Taylor Swift dating that football player, right?
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:41.920
Uh Kelsey.
00:32:42.079 --> 00:32:42.640
Kelsey.
00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:45.200
So Greg kind of looks like Kelsey a little bit.
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:47.680
Yeah, he's not too far off.
00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:48.160
Right.
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:48.960
I don't know.
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:57.519
I he's kind of Kelsey Kelsey Sr.
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:04.640
Like Kelsey uh sloth mixture.
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:08.880
Like he has the beard, yeah, ish.
00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:10.319
He's kind of top, man.
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:13.279
And he's built like a shit Burkhouse.
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:13.599
Yeah.
00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:15.039
It's all that extra.
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:16.319
He works out at work.
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:16.799
Yeah, yeah.
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:17.920
I know he does.
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:18.880
I work out.
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:20.000
I look good.
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:20.960
I look good.
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:21.359
Yeah.
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:22.799
You guys.
00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:26.640
I work out.
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:27.039
Yeah.
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:29.599
He takes this orange yellow shirt out.
00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:30.799
I work good.
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:36.480
But I mean, we gotta have suspenders and overall.
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:42.480
But you know, so one day when he doesn't have to wear the yellow shirt, he's just gonna show up to work in spenders.
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:45.440
He's gonna be shirtless on a I we'll get out.
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:52.240
Dude, yeah, they're gonna be ripped in fucking and then watch all the guys will drop to their knees.
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:56.000
They'll be like, we want to work with Greg.
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.000
They'll be like, I like Greg.
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.480
Hey, Greg! Call me daddy.
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:04.799
Hey Greg, I like you.
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:11.039
Anyways, you pick up a big tank, but hold me like that.
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:17.039
Man handle really like that.
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:19.840
My belly's 30 inches.
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:22.880
Anyways, let's get in.
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:25.280
Ricky's bad choices.
00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:26.159
There we go.
00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:27.679
This is where I get.
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.599
Here comes the paperwork.
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:35.840
So comes with the lessons.
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.119
We're old show here.
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:39.840
Okay.
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:43.599
You can never cut your fingernails again.
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:45.039
Oh, wait, we did these.
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:45.760
We did them.
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:46.480
Oh wait.
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:47.199
I don't know.
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:49.119
I must have mixed the piles up.
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.199
And your opponent, you can eat a meal for the rest.
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:56.400
Wait, one million dollars you will be No, no, no.
00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:57.760
Speed it up.
00:34:58.000 --> 00:35:01.280
Hiccups never I don't remember that.
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:03.119
Maybe that one just got mixed.
00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:04.159
The fingernail one.
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:04.800
Maybe.
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:06.559
Anyways, I'll put it over there.
00:35:06.719 --> 00:35:07.840
Anyways, okay, here we go.
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:08.400
Here we go.
00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:09.920
Hiccups winner.
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:10.639
Nope.
00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:12.079
We do them.
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:13.199
Okay.
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:15.280
I'll just go to this pile.
00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:16.639
The Billy.
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:18.480
Are we done with them?
00:35:18.719 --> 00:35:19.039
Nope.
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:19.840
Did we get done?
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:20.159
No.
00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.000
I must have just mixed the piles.
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:26.000
You're supposed to be the I don't remember.
00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:29.599
You used to be the hostess with the mostess.
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:30.079
Okay.
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:31.440
Backpack around the world.
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:32.800
Oh, you're doing this.
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:43.039
Backpack around the world for six months with literally with little money or stay in a luxury resort, all expenses paid for two weeks.
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:44.880
Oh, I'm two weeks, baby.
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:46.239
Well, I no, I don't know.
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:49.280
If you're gonna give me the money to do it, I'm out.
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:50.239
I'll I'll go.
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:51.039
With a little money.
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:52.239
Uh yeah, with little money.
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:54.239
I don't need I don't need a lot of money.
00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:57.599
As long as I can feed myself and fucking I'll go.
00:35:57.760 --> 00:35:58.320
Six months.
00:35:58.400 --> 00:35:58.639
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.599
If you're if you're paying me your bills, yeah.
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:03.199
Yeah, I'll yeah, I'm good.
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:04.079
I'm two weeks.
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:04.880
Put me in there.
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:06.159
No, no, I'm good.
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:07.119
I'll go.
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:11.119
Everyone finds you incredibly good looking.
00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:12.159
Fuck yeah, they do.
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:15.840
But thinks, but thinks you're uh annoying.
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:16.800
Alcoholic?
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:17.360
No.
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:25.679
But thinks you're annoying, or everyone finds you ugly, but thinks you're the best.
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:26.639
I don't know, man.
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:28.639
Good looks could get you laid.
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:30.559
Yeah, I'll take.
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:31.760
Yeah, I'll take the good looks.
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:33.440
Because you fuck her, and then so who cares?
00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:34.480
Yeah, who cares?
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:35.519
Now you think I'm annoying?
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:35.840
Yeah.
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:36.639
Oh, see ya.
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:39.199
That's the best of both worlds.
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:39.760
Yeah.
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:43.840
I know you're ugly, but I'm gonna fuck the other guy and I'll be back.
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:45.599
Yeah, that's what that means.
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.199
Because he has a personality.
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:47.920
Yeah.
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:52.719
Yes.
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:54.159
Yeah.
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:55.199
I could see that.
00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:56.480
Fuck that personality.
00:36:56.719 --> 00:36:57.199
Yeah.
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:03.599
If I could be ripped and fucking no personality and just get laid all the time, that'd be great.
00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:06.400
Kind of like Greg.
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:14.159
You can receive text messages, but not can't cannot send them.
00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:17.360
You can send text messages, but you can't receive them.
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:18.639
Wait, what?
00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:20.239
No, say that again.
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:23.599
You can receive text messages, but you can't send.
00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:26.079
Or you can send but not receive.
00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:27.280
I'd rather receive.
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:33.679
No, my job doesn't like you would have to because of your job.
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.840
Well, but yeah, I would I would rather receive it and say, hey, come see me.
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:38.239
Right.
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:41.119
And then I'm just gonna but then I can't send it.
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:43.440
But but if I could just say, hey, come see me.
00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:45.440
I'd rather just not have a phone.
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:51.840
I'd rather go back to fucking dial up fucking and not have a phone and not receive anything.
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:53.039
Suck to your head.
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:54.400
It would be perfect.
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:56.239
I would like to go back to beepers.
00:37:56.639 --> 00:37:57.519
Beep, beep, beep.
00:37:57.599 --> 00:37:58.559
But then you had a call.
00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:00.079
Okay, yeah, I had a call.
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:02.800
I don't want to, yeah, I don't answer you.
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:06.320
But like yeah.
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:08.079
911.
00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:09.280
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:10.480
Like 911.
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:14.960
No, you know what I mean?
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:18.480
Like, I would rather go back to old school dial up.
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:27.440
I I would like to see a rotisserie phone back back on the wall of every house.
00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:30.559
Be like, yeah, a rotary rotisserie.
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:31.760
Yeah, same thing.
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:32.719
Same thing.
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:33.280
Yeah.
00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:34.960
A rotary phone.
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:38.480
Like, I would love to see that back on every house.
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:38.960
Yeah.
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:39.920
You know what I mean?
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:41.360
It grounded people.
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:42.000
It did.
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.000
No, it made you actually talk to people.
00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:44.639
Yeah.
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:51.360
Like, text messages are so fucking we send you them all the time.
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:52.960
I know, and they're so shallow.
00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:54.480
They're so shallow.
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:55.920
We're like, what would you like to eat?
00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:56.320
Yeah.
00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:57.679
My tuna?
00:38:57.840 --> 00:38:57.920
Yeah.
00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:58.960
Would you say before?
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:00.000
Beefo or whatever.
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:01.199
I was just like, oh.
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:01.679
Before.
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:03.199
Wait, wait.
00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:04.079
Uh no.
00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:06.400
What what did I just say?
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:08.400
Beef beef.
00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:09.360
Beefau.
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:09.920
Befo.
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:10.800
Beefaux.
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:11.440
Befo.
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:11.760
Yeah.
00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:13.119
Both of these nuts.
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:16.800
You gotta be careful.
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:17.920
Here you go.
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:18.639
Ready?
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:23.119
You're granted the power to make a unicorn real.
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:27.039
Or you're granted the power to make a dragon real.
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:28.320
Ooh.
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:32.159
Now can I tame the dra is the dragon mine?
00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:34.320
No.
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:38.320
If the dragon's mine, I'm making the dragon.
00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:40.480
Yeah, because that could be used as a weapon.
00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:42.400
Well, no, it's just it's mine.
00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:44.000
Like you ain't fucking with me.
00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:50.400
It's gonna sit right over top my house and just sit there and look at everybody as it drives by.
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:51.679
And say who can I eat?
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:56.480
Because I'm somebody comes up, like a crackhead comes up.
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:00.400
Sorry.
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:03.679
Yeah, yeah.
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:05.599
But then he eats him, he's high.
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:11.360
Yeah, but no, a unicorn, that's a pretty little thing.
00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:12.000
Yeah.
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:13.679
I mean, it's a pretty little horse.
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:14.880
You can probably make money.
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:16.320
And and sell them.
00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:19.679
If you cut off the horn, that's magical.
00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:20.000
Yeah.
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:21.840
Or it kills the world.
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:23.199
Or something like that.
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:23.599
Yeah.
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:24.639
On Legend.
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:28.320
If you ever watched the movie Legend, actually, yeah.
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:32.800
If you cut off the horn of a unicorn, it'll cut it'll kill the world.
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:33.599
Kill the world.
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:35.039
So no, you don't want that.
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:36.960
You ever seen Legend?
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:38.239
Dragon will kill the world.
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:40.960
The first movie that Tom Cruise was ever in.
00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:41.920
Oh, look at it.
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:42.159
Yeah.
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:42.960
Legend.
00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:44.239
Yeah, legend.
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:45.119
It's great.
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:45.679
Yeah.
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:46.800
You ready for these?
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:48.000
These are the good ones.
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:49.679
You are a remote.
00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:55.840
Are you a romant a romantic masturbator or just do-it-type?
00:40:56.960 --> 00:40:58.880
A romantic masturbator.
00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:05.679
In other words, you're lighting candles, you're putting cream on your body, and then you're like, Oh, so she ain't there?
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:06.079
No.
00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:07.679
I said masturbate.
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:08.880
Okay, so no, yeah.
00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:09.760
I'm just a full ones.
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:12.480
And then you set up the phone where you got.
00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:13.920
Yeah, no, yeah.
00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:14.079
No.
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:15.360
No, it's a full-on.
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:16.719
Just do it.
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:17.360
Yeah.
00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:27.199
I'm just I should be fucking the Nike symbol, should like have a little squirts off the end of it.
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:29.599
Just do it.
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:33.119
You got a tattooed on your dick.
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:36.480
Yeah, I know.
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:39.039
Yes.
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:40.239
Absolutely.
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:43.679
Yeah, I ain't I ain't lighten anything up for me.
00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:46.320
I got three minutes.
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:47.039
Here we go.
00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:49.280
Hold on a minute.
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:50.159
Yeah.
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:51.280
It's a smoke too.
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:55.840
I clean my bathroom, my toilet with jism.
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:00.960
Nasty.
00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:03.039
It's the best fucking bleach ever.
00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:04.400
You should try it out.
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:06.880
Like you squirt it around the edge.
00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:07.840
No way.
00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:11.760
If you have that much, you guys don't have that much anymore.
00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:12.639
Because you're pretty old.
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:13.679
Dribbles out.
00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:14.880
Yeah.
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:16.239
We already talked about this.
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:20.159
I'm like the scare movie where she's flying off the roof.
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:20.639
Oh, yeah.
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:21.280
Oh, yeah.
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:21.599
Yeah.
00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:26.639
I I I so I go like three weeks without jisming.
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:27.760
I don't believe that.
00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:29.360
And and I don't believe it.
00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:32.079
I save it up just to clean my toilet.
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:33.360
Yeah.
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:36.400
So the next thing.
00:42:36.559 --> 00:42:39.599
Have you ever hooked up with someone famous?
00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:41.039
No.
00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:42.159
I have.
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:42.960
Really?
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:43.679
Yeah.
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.880
Anytime a woman hooks up with me, I'm famous.
00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:51.199
I do another podcast, another reason to drink.
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:51.599
Yeah.
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:52.559
No, okay.
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:53.199
All right.
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:54.719
They're hooking up with me.
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:55.840
Famous.
00:42:56.400 --> 00:42:57.119
Famous.
00:42:57.360 --> 00:42:57.679
Okay.
00:42:58.000 --> 00:42:58.159
Okay.
00:42:59.039 --> 00:42:59.199
Okay.
00:42:59.360 --> 00:42:59.920
I get you.
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:00.639
You get me?
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:03.199
Or I mean we're 40,000 strong?
00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:03.519
Yeah.
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:04.159
40,000.
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:05.599
40,000 strong, right?
00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:06.079
40.
00:43:06.400 --> 00:43:06.800
On TikTok.
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:07.440
On TikTok.
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:08.239
So we're famous?
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:08.719
Yeah.
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:10.079
To 40,000.
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:11.280
Yeah.
00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:14.159
Have you ever hooked up with one of TikTok girls?
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:14.800
No.
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:16.719
Not even your wife.
00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:21.519
She's a she's the only fan.
00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:22.239
Get that.
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.199
You get the next stuff.
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:24.000
Okay, okay, yeah.
00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:25.679
Now only fan, yeah.
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:25.920
Yeah.
00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:28.000
On feedfinder.com.
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:30.719
I'm the only one.
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:32.079
You're the only fan.
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:34.639
Yeah.
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:35.360
Yeah.
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:36.559
And you pay good.
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:36.960
Yeah.
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:38.400
You pay your real good.
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:39.440
I pay real good.
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:39.840
Yeah.
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:42.480
But I get private sessions.
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:44.960
Yeah, so do I.
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:46.239
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:48.320
You don't pay as much.
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:53.119
So what do you think of this pumpkin ale?
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:55.199
Dude, I really like this pumpkin ale.
00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:56.800
I really do.
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:01.519
You gave the other one a nine.
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:04.719
I did give the other one a nine, but we're at a pumpkin.
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:05.519
I know.
00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:08.320
So got different level there.
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:10.000
Back up to a pumpkin.
00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:11.760
I'm going nine and a half.
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:12.639
On this?
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:13.840
Yeah.
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:18.320
Well, no, when you think of pumpkin though, that changes it.
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:18.719
Yeah.
00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:23.679
But this is a good now in the brown out category.
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:25.440
The brown pumpkin.
00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:28.079
Now we're now we're doing a brown pumpkin.
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:30.800
We're kind of saying with the brown.
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:31.199
Yeah.
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:31.519
Yeah.
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:33.440
We're gonna let's let's stay with the brown.
00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:33.760
Yeah.
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:34.880
That's why I got them.
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:36.480
I got two browns.
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:40.159
So the other one we gave a nine, but I would drink this one over the other one.
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:42.079
I would do this one over the other one.
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:42.639
Yep.
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:44.400
And it's even more potent.
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:45.199
It is.
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:47.519
That's probably why I would do it over the other one.
00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:50.239
So I would I would say I'm gonna go.
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:52.800
I'll go, I'll go a solid nine and a half on this.
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:54.719
Because the other one I gave a nine.
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:56.000
I'll go nine.
00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:56.320
Yeah.
00:44:57.119 --> 00:44:58.000
I I'll go to nine.
00:44:58.159 --> 00:44:59.039
Nine, nine and a half.
00:44:59.199 --> 00:44:59.599
Nine.
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:00.239
I no.
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:01.840
I'm gonna go nine on this.
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:02.800
Nine on both.
00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:04.639
Because I don't know what to do.
00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.679
I don't know what to do with the brown or the pumpkin.
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:10.320
Yeah, because if it goes pumpkin, I would go lower.
00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:12.960
Yeah, pumpkin, I'm gonna go way lower.
00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:13.360
Yeah.
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:16.079
But it's such a good It is good.
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:18.079
I would Jason Keeper creep this.
00:45:18.400 --> 00:45:18.960
Absolutely.
00:45:19.119 --> 00:45:19.679
Yeah.
00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:21.440
I would buy this every week.
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:24.000
I would probably say princess because I princessed the other one.
00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:24.480
It's definitely.
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:26.320
And this one's better than the other one.
00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:26.800
Yeah.
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:28.400
This one's easier to get down.
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:30.639
The other one had a little bite after it.
00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:33.440
Because I think it was too warm.
00:45:33.599 --> 00:45:34.000
It was warm.
00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:35.119
It was too warm.
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:39.360
So if we go by brown ale, I don't know.
00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:44.559
Like you said, you're gonna rate it and then tell people, or you're gonna taste it and you'll tell people which we'll let you guys.
00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:45.920
Not next week, the week after, guys.
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:46.639
The week after, yeah.
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:48.480
I'll be out of the country.
00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:49.280
I'm the country.
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:50.400
Out of the country.
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:51.119
Yeah.
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:52.719
Oh, I'm just a world traveler.
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:53.760
Oh, world traveler.
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:55.199
I'm just a world traveler.
00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:55.920
Always travel.
00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:57.039
This is what I do.
00:45:57.199 --> 00:45:58.000
This is how I do.
00:45:58.239 --> 00:45:59.039
I'm number one.
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:03.519
Don't worry, my brother-in-law will be working fucking his dick off.
00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:07.280
But he's off the I think he's off the week after.
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:07.920
No?
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:08.320
You know.
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:12.480
Oh, Trey is wife is is going.
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:13.440
Yeah, is going.
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:15.440
Someone's gotta make the money.
00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:16.880
Yeah.
00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:18.400
Not him though.
00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:21.599
But, anyways, uh, any last thoughts?
00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:25.920
Any, I mean, not last thoughts, but you know, I mean, I I have a lot of last thoughts.
00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:28.239
Like, I'm wondering on are we done?
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:29.599
We got we got audio.
00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:30.719
Keep going, keep going.
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:31.599
Oh, we're still good?
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:32.800
Yeah, we're still clinking.
00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:33.440
Click it again.
00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:33.920
Here we go.
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:35.840
There you go, keep going.
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:37.199
All right, you're good.
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:39.360
All right, now don't drink and drive.
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:41.519
And God bless you all, and we'll see you next week.
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:42.719
Yep.