Two Crows Episode 23: JorDan and the cult school Part 2

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Welcome back to Two Crows podcast. We are joining Tylar and Jordan to finish up the
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conversation that they started last time.
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But yeah, I often wonder like, if Stuart's the entire mess, like point was to silence
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people, not necessarily me, because he wouldn't have known about me. No one knew.
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No, yeah.
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So I know like he was
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potentially the pastor's victims that he was covering for. Because like, I mean, this
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school like, and I think we discussed this about your school too, like, there's always
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predators in these, these private schools like this, because they don't do any background
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checks. You don't even have to have like a degree in teaching for mine. I mean,
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no, mine either. You did not have to have a degree.
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Yeah, like the teachers at my school did not teach. You were taught from the paces, the
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paces that was your teaching. The teachers were only there to answer questions and to
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grade tests, like they just sat and you would put up a flag on your desk if you needed help
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with a problem or whatever. And they would come around and be like, yeah, what's up?
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Like that's it.
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That's terrible.
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Yeah, this this there was this one male teacher who was super into girls. And he was always
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a problem. Like, it was
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was he younger?
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No, I, I honestly don't know how old he was. Because a lot of that I've so many of those
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memories now are blurred.
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One, two teachers got in trouble while I was going to school there. One ended up, they
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found out that he had been with the students since he was since the student was 16. The
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day they graduated, they moved to Hawaii together. Wow. The other one, the girl was in ninth
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grade. And she had like just gotten into ninth grade. And he started texting her on her t9
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phone. But texting her and like she thought she'd be in trouble and get bad grades if
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she didn't reciprocate.
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Right?
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Yeah, you have to reciprocate. My god.
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He was young, like he he was probably like 2425. And as gross like he purposefully got
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into that position. And he was a female coach. I don't remember which soccer maybe. And Bible
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teacher and taught math I want to say too.
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Yeah, man.
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But my Bible teachers so I had three different ones while I was there. And I failed Bible
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every year. But why? Why? Why did I fail Bible?
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Because it sucks.
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Because I questioned.
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That'll do it.
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I knew that the stories better than all the other kids. And I'm not just saying that they
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had been going to that school since kindergarten. Everything they knew was taught from that
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school. I came into it being part of IBLP then being part of EV free and then going
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to this Baptist school. And I was had read the Bible multiple times. I goes, that was
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my punishment. I was reading the Bible. So I love how it's a punishment.
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Yeah, well, I mean, it kind of is.
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It is. But like, the Old Testament, my God. Oh, gosh. Yeah. So they made a memorize passages
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for Bible class. Yeah. Then we also had to do papers on certain passages. And one of
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the papers I did was on how Jesus lied.
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Oh, my God. I'm sure they love that.
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And all the times Jesus lied in the Bible and failed. Yeah, I bet. I bet you failed.
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And then we had to do another project where we had to build a specific event in the Bible.
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And mine was the Tower of Babel. And I did a frickin phenomenal job. Okay, I did it out
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of popsicle sticks. I had little Lego men build in.
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Then my frickin grandma died. Great grandma. Had to go to Arizona, came back and finished
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the project, turned it in. It was late, so I got 50%.
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No like no chill because your great grandmother died.
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I should have already had it done before that happened.
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And had my siblings turn it in for me. I'm like, well, technically, it could have been
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done because I could be in any progress of the Tower of Babel.
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Right. Yeah.
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But I wanted it to be really good. So I worked extra on it knowing that it was late because
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I had gone to Arizona. And it was amazing. Like this was the best one. Like it was the
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best one. So one of my Bible teachers got to hold of me a few years ago. And they're
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like, I just want you to know I failed you because you made me think too much. And I
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did not want to question what I was teaching and what I had known my whole life and what
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I taught my kids. I am now an atheist and I want to thank you for that.
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That's amazing. Can you go back and give me an A now?
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Yeah. Could you retroactively give me an A?
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Yeah. My college threw out my Bible classes grades. It's not an accredited class.
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That's actually an interesting thing you just brought up, accredited. Was your school considered
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accredited? Like was your degree?
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So my diploma, I graduated from a different school, but my college was a Christian college
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as well. And it was accredited, but my ex-husband's was not. He went to seminary in Pensacola.
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Oh, there's that school in Pensacola. What's it called?
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Yeah, it's probably the one you're thinking of.
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Because they actually, recruiters would come to our school to recruit for the Pensacola
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Christian college or whatever it's called.
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So the girls only had nursing at that school. Yeah.
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Nursing degrees. And they were their MRS degrees. And then it was a seminary school for boys.
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So girls went to nursing at the school, boys went to seminary. They had separate elevators
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for boys and girls. Yeah.
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You had to have a chaperone with you in college to go on a date.
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Yeah.
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I'm just gonna say, when you mentioned Pensacola in our text messages earlier, my mind immediately
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went like, oh, because whenever someone says Pensacola, I always think of that college.
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Yeah, it's Pensacola. They just call it Pensacola, but I don't remember what the school's actually
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called. But I think, but they went through a bunch of legal trouble not that long ago.
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Good.
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But they're not accredited. So he went there for two years, I want to say. And then he
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went to transfer his credits to the college I went to. And they wouldn't take any of them.
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Imagine.
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So we had to start all over again. He did go there. He did go to Warner. So I went to
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Warner Pacific College at the time. Now it's called Warner Pacific University.
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It's in Portland, Oregon. But they, yeah, they wouldn't take any of his credits. And
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so they had to start all over again.
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That's terrible.
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For an English degree. And then they got rid of the English degree there.
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Oh, God. I actually lost a job because my high school was technically not accredited
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in the state of Ohio. And I was working at a preschool. Like I was working with the school
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age kids. This was like, I mean, obviously, it was a long time ago. It was 2005, maybe
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2006. And yeah, like someone from the state came in and was just going through and looking
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at everyone's diplomas for some reason. I can't remember what the reasoning was. But
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they saw mine and like, oh, no, that's not, this isn't state accredited. And like it was
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this whole fracas. Like I remember I had to get a hold of the school again, which of course,
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I, by that point, I had soured on school. Like, well, I was like, I would very much
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so soured on that school. And like that was traumatic. But like, yeah, it was not accredited.
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So I could not, excuse me, work for any anything in the state of Ohio that was affiliated with
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the state of Ohio. So I don't think IBLP is either. Yeah. Like that was such a shock.
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Like just working with kids in a kindergarten, I couldn't do it because technically my diploma
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was not recognized. And so then like you're faced with this weird, like, do I get a degree?
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Like, do I go to college? I'm not smart enough for college. Do I get a GED? Like that's a
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lot of work to do. And I have a diploma technically. You know, it was, I didn't go to college.
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Go ahead. In 2016, IBLP lost their accreditation. They're still in, you can still technically
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graduate from there, but you don't have your actual diploma. How can they do that? Like
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that should be illegal. Yeah. You should get in trouble with CPS if you send your kids
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to a not accredited school. Like there's no reason. There's no reason in 2023. So did
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you have to get your GED then? No, I didn't. Like I didn't start college till 2007, fall
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of 2007 was finally when like I said to myself, like, I have to try this, even though I don't
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think I'm smart enough because that school taught me that I wasn't smart enough. Right?
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So I remember making a pledge to myself and I said, like, if I can't act this, that's
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it. Like it was going to be it. Like, I mean, obviously I don't want to say the words to
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not traumatize people, but yeah, like I was, I was ready. Yeah. I was ready to, at that
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point, because I was just so tired. Like I was thinking, am I going to spend the rest
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of my life working dead end jobs for minimum wage? Or like, and working at the preschool
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was kind of like, it wasn't, it wasn't not a minimum wage job, but it was a potential
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into like, it was a footstep potentially into a better position, at least something better.
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And when that got taken away, it was like, okay, what do I even do at this point? I didn't,
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I did not get my GED because I just, I was like, no, no, there's no reason for it, but
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it's right. I mean, it may have actually been a boost for you though, to be like, oh, I
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can pass this. Right. Yeah. In hindsight, I probably should have, but you know, then
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I took the college entrance exam because I was 25 at the time, so I didn't have to do
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the SAT thing or whatever. And I remember I did, I did fine. Like I didn't have to do
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any remedial classes for English. I was old too, so I didn't have to do it either. I think
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I had to take a remedial math, but that was just pre-algebra, which was made sense because
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I didn't know algebra. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. And the most people who go back to
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school after years away anyway, usually do have to take a refresher because you'd need
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those fun fundamentals. Right. So like that was the first like, oh, okay, maybe this isn't
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so bad. Like it, but yeah, like that, that part was tough finding out that it wasn't
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accredited was on top of every other shit sandwich that that school gave to have that
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as like the topping was just like, you have got to be fucking kidding me. I did, I spent
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all of that time. It's not even accredited. That's ridiculous. Right. And the school says
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they're accredited. I don't know now. I think they're actually still open and I will rue
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the day when they close. I will go piss upon that building with a fury heretofore unknown
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to humankind. I think a different church owns mine now. I don't think they're Baptist anymore.
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That's interesting. They are still open. Let me see. It was called Tri-City Christian school.
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And it's in, there it is. There's their website. And they're K through 12. Was yours K through
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12? Yes. Actually it's pre K through 12. And a lot of the kids had been there since pre
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K. Some of my cousins had started there in pre K. There's like no information on here.
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Okay. You're not going to find a lot. I'm terrified to even Google this school. I don't
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want it in my search history. I don't want anything to pop up ever. 50 years. They've
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been around for 50 years. It says Christ centered college preparation education for preschool
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through high school. 1971. Well, it was 50 years into 2021. Let's say it's accredited.
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I think it is because I got an ad. Well, no, I didn't graduate from there. So I don't know.
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Here's your supply list. Here's donate to our school.
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They always pretended they were poor at my school. Yeah. Like the pastor had the huge,
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huge house on, I don't know, hundreds of acres, big, beautiful house. And the church was a
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pretty decent size building. And then the school was this metal fucking shack. Like
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ours was an old bank. I mean, at least that's cool. Aesthetically speaking, like it's an
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old bank. Okay. Yeah, it was, I think it was a Wells Fargo before it was, or maybe it was
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Bank of America. Mine was just a metal building, a metal and cinder block constructed building
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that they made specifically for the school. It was always way too cold. They heated it
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with oil. They always complained they didn't have enough oil. They are accredited. Like
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they're accredited through the Association of Christian Schools International and Western
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Association of Schools and Colleges. That sounds suspect. It's a fake accreditation.
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Yeah. Like that sounds like, yeah, that's like three kids in a trench coat. Were you
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allowed to dance at your school? No, no, no, no music. No music. Oh, no music. We could
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have like hymns. Hymns. That was it. It had glorified God. No Christian rock. Nothing
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with it. No drums. No, no, no, no, no. You cannot. Like there was a rapper called T-Bone
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and he was a Christian rapper and that was the devil's music. That's the devil sneaking
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into Christian households through saying it was Christian. Yeah. That's what like jars
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of clay, which was a band that was popular back in the day. I liked Rebecca St. James
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was one that I really liked and they wouldn't let her music either because it was too edgy,
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like too rock. It had drums. But what's funny is my church I went to at the time was Evie
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Free Church, which you know they like their rock and roll music and to try to get the
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young kids in. So that church when I started going there had about like under a hundred
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people at it. It started in a living room, then it was in a warehouse. So we had a room
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in a warehouse. Then it got so big. Like right now there's over like 14,000 people at this
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church. It's a mega church. But when I started going there, it was like one room. There wasn't
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even like a separate child thing. And then when they started doing that, because their
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motto was, if you make it fun for the kids, the parents will come.
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Mine was the whole spare the rod, spoil the child.
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Oh, you're supposed to do that at home. But if you make it fun for the kids at church,
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the parents will want to go to because the kids are going to want to go and they're going
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to leave the parents alone. Yeah, no, there was no fun to be had at this
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school. I mean, we there was like, okay, there's this thing that the A schools did. I don't
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know if they still do it, but they have competitions in every state. And then they have a national
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competition, which is actually worldwide. And so you can compete in various things,
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arts of some kind, whatever. We did a radio play because I forgot to mention this school
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had a radio station as well, like the church did.
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Yeah, a lot of churches did though. Yeah. WGOJ, the wonderful grace of Jesus.
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Okay, you won't go to see this because it's so bright. That's the pastor of the church.
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Oh, we're gonna win something. We're gonna win something. The pastor of the church that
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I went to the mega church, Larry Osborne. Osborne. Oh, look, he's a supportive. Of course.
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Of course. Net worth. Guess his net worth. I would say probably somewhere in the hundred
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millions. No, not that much. Seven million. Seven million. But no pastor should have a
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net worth of seven million. No, you really shouldn't. They don't even live in they live
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in the church's house. So they don't own property. So it's not property. Yeah, that's so that's
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so shitty. It is so shitty. Like I said, like the school, like, you know, we that that school
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was the poorest fucking school in the world. And the pastor just lived in this beautiful.
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His yearly income is four hundred thousand dollars. His yearly income. To be a pastor.
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He makes five, five cents a second. I can't imagine being like being that obtuse to be
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a pastor and make that much money and not like make the correlation. Frequently asked
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questions. How did Larry Osborne get so rich? I wonder. OK, but this church, like as much
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as they want to like say they're young and hip and whatever and get people in, they're
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toxic as hell. So and I know some people who listen to my podcast still go there and I
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don't want to like discourage you from going there. I love Chris Brown. Chris Brown is
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the other pastor. His net worth is a lot less. But like him as a person, I think he really
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thinks what he's doing is good. And he has been very clear that he will not talk about
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politics. He will not talk about like try to sway anyone politically or anything like
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that. Chris Brown, I actually like that he's there and it kind of balances out Larry. Don't
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sue me, Larry. So. Going to that, and I've I've called out Larry in sermons before with
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the things that you said sitting in the front row. Larry, he's fine. So. Someone I know
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was assaulted. A male assaulted by another male that works at the church. They both work
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at the church. The one that was assaulted asked, like came forward, said what happened.
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It was really big. They didn't want to. They felt ashamed. Oh yeah. And went to the church.
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They did not fire the other guy. Of course not. He got cornered by this guy in his office
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and he's like, I can't do it. He quit and lost his job and his income because this other
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guy would not leave him alone and the church would not stand up for him and stood up for
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this other guy. And when I was going through my first divorce and I was telling them about
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abuse that I was going through, they told me that I should do the love dare to try to
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make him love me better and show him that I'm going to be a submissive wife. No. That's
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terrible. That's terrible advice. Horrible. But yeah, like that's, that was the message
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of my school too. Like women were submissive. It's husband, wife, children. And I remember
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a sermon. Oh my God. Okay. There was a sermon that one of the pastors and I understand where
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he was coming from and I understand biblically where he was coming from, but it's fricking
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wrong. So he said that if he was on a boat with his wife and kids and the boat's sinking
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and he can only save either the kids or his wife, he's going to save his wife because
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they can make more kids. Can't make another wife. I'm like, I can guarantee your wife
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is going to save those children over you. That is genetically what we are designed to
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do. Oh yeah. That's wild. Yeah. Just when he said that I was just like, you lost me.
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And the whole purity thing that they did. So I don't remember if it was the same pastor
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or not, but no, cause it was a youth group thing. So we used to go every Wednesday to
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this, I forget what we call it, something Wednesday night, something, but they took
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two pieces of paper. They glued them together, let them dry while they were talking. And
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they brought up a boy and a girl onto stage and they're like, try to rip these two pieces
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of paper apart. So they take them apart and there's like pieces stuck to each one from
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the other one. This is what happens when you have sex. Now, if you keep doing this, then
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they, then they glued those pieces of paper to other pieces of paper and did the same
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thing again. And it was like getting more and more torn apart each time. So this is
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you. The more you have sex, the more worthless you are basically. Oh my God. Like I said,
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we never got that at my school because it never went that far. It was never going to
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go that far. That was at the church, not my school, but yeah. I mean, at this point, that's
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my only, like, that's my only religious. Yeah. Oh yeah. It was so gross. And like they had
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us read these books. There's I Kissed Dating Goodbye that we had to read, which now has
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been pulled from a lot of shelves because of how toxic it is for, for dating, like for,
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for women, because it's women reading it. And then there was the, so that was one we
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had to read in high school for the church. And then, which basically says that you have
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to date only with the intention of marrying that person and becoming who that person needs
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you to be to maintain the relationship. Yeah. So it's teaching you to not be yourself as
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a woman, to be whoever the man needs you to be for the relationship to work. And that
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if your relationship fails, you basically failed. That you yourself failed, not the
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man. No. And then there was another one. Gosh, what was it? There was a bunch of like
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purity culture books we had to read. But basically anyone who'd already done anything, you're
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worthless. Like that girl next to you, she's, she's a prize. My school would have expelled
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you. You would have been expelled. Oh, my friend got expelled for being gay. He had
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never done anything with a boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, that we had a kid that was expelled for
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smoking cigarettes off campus. Someone saw him smoking. Got, he got expelled. There's
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drug dealers literally on campus. Well, not at my, well, not well, well. But it wasn't
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my, I wasn't weed. So I thought it was fake. I had never seen drugs until I went to that
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school. Even in public school, like I had never seen drugs. I get to private school
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and this guy had a like mint tin. And I opened it and it's just white powder. And he took
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it from me and closed it and like put it back up front. And there were a bunch of little
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baggies and stuff in his car. Well, I thought they were joking because kids like crush shit
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up and snort it and like act like, you know. But no, found out later he was a cocaine dealer.
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And the kids there, that's what they did was either speed or cocaine. And because they
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could afford it. They didn't do weed or anything else. It was like all the rich stuff.
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It's so wild to me. Like the difference between the student base at your school and mine,
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is like mine was absolutely drinking that Kool-Aid 100%. There was no rebellion that
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you were getting out. Like you were trying to stamp out of them. There was no rebellion.
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They were already putty in your hands and you were molding them. So like there was never
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like any kind of like, oh, this is illicit. You can't do this. Like there was no black
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market. There was nothing like that. And of course what happened when they graduate and
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they get out into the real world, so many of them crashed and burned. So many are dead.
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Like I mean, I know like it's been 20 years, but like there's quite a few that are just,
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they're dead.
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Especially with how small your school is though. Like that actually is huge.
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Or they got caught up in some kind of addiction. And I'm not saying like that makes them weak
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or something. I would never ever put that out into the world. But like I think there's
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so many of them trying to cope with trauma that that school inflicted that they don't
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know is trauma that that school inflicted. Like I don't think they understand, like they've
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made that connection that that school ruined them.
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I mean, purity culture. So purity culture in general for AFAB people, especially because
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we were taught that the value of us is what we can provide to a man. Oh yeah. And it wasn't
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taught the other way. It was taught you can't be gay, but it wasn't taught the other way
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of like you're saving yourself for your wife. That like was a fly by thing that they would
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say but like the visuals and everything were about women. And the books and the submission,
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like all this stuff was about women. And so then these women grow up, they marry these
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guys, they start teaching their kids the same thing. The guilt of realizing that you've
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taught your kids this thing is huge. And like getting out of it after that and being like,
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oh, I was wrong, takes you acknowledging what you did even unintentionally and thinking
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you're doing the right thing. And that's almost impossible for some people. And it's, it's
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taking society before they get to that parenthood stage, shifting people's minds, because it's
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once you're already doing the wrong things in parenting, and I'm going to say that is
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the wrong thing.
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Yeah, yeah. There's nothing positive about that. Yes, you can teach people to respect
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themselves, you can teach people to be safe, you can teach people what happens emotionally.
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When you do engage in a relationship that is sexual in nature, because there are like
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hormones that happen and you can teach it very scientifically like this is what happens.
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The teaching them that their value is in that especially with how prominent assault is.
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Well, yeah, and the whole assault culture that surrounds the assault in this, especially
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in the United States, you know, she had it coming or any of that stuff. Well, why were
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you doing this also? Like, yeah, sorry, I didn't interrupt you. No, no, you're right.
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And that was the big thing. So my oldest son's biological father had been touching me and
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flirting with me since I was 10 years old. And he is older. When I was 10, he was in
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high school. And I don't remember what grade in high school, but he was much older than
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me. I mean, at that point, it doesn't matter.
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And I told someone when I was 10, 10 was when I moved into that house. That's what I remember
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things starting with him and others. But I told my dad and my dad called CPS, CPS never
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talked to me. Not once they talked to my mom, and they talked to his parents, and they talked
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to him. They talked to your mom. And they basically said kids being kids, like she probably
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remembers it wrong. That's probably not what happened. He didn't come over for probably
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about six months after that. And then he started coming over again, because I was friends with
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his sister, sister is like a year younger than me. Then it kept happening. He would
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ask me out every single day. From the time I was 10, 10, 10 and a half until I was 17.
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I finally agreed to go out with him when I was 17.
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Now I'm assuming you did because it was just to shut him up. At that point.
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I'm like, well, he's saying he's going to take me out to lunch and stuff. And like,
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I want to get out of this house and go do something. And my parents seem to trust this
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guy even though he's been assaulting me since I was 10. Right. And then I felt like, well,
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he's done this stuff to me. In order to make it right. I should make it consensual. Like
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in my brain, like, trying to piece it together to protect myself. Right. Yeah. Yeah. What
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you do in a lot of abusive situations is you start to have feelings for them and stuff.
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I didn't want to do anything. Like I did not want him to touch me. I thought he was gross.
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Like I did not have feelings for this guy. Never did. So when he did assault me, my mom
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flat out said, well, you dated him. I'm like, well, first of all, why did you let me date
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him? He's way older than me. Second of all, that doesn't make it okay.
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But in our religion, marital rape does not exist. So date rape does not exist. Which
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is baffling to me beyond any point of comprehension that rape for so many people, rape does not
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exist in certain contexts because you're with that person. Or have been. Or have been. Like
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that's just like you can't rescind consent in any way. It's absurd. So they tried to
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make me marry him. And I'm like, first of all, so glad I didn't. But for so many reasons.
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He lives with his mom still. I don't know what he's done to other people or if he has,
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but he barely leaves the house. I do know that his mom, I've gotten ahold of his mom
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for medical things. And I've gotten ahold of him for medical things for my son, because
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a lot of he has a lot of physical and mental health things. His mom said that he's probably
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autistic. They never had him diagnosed. But it makes sense. Looking at what's going on.
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As well as other things. He was he was expelled from five schools. He never graduated high
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school. For fighting like for aggression and lack of impulse control. That he has the same
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like medical issues that my son has with his eyes, which we're not really sure exactly
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what it is yet. But he has some sort of degeneration thing with his eyes that hasn't been diagnosed
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exactly what's causing it. But he is similar. And so does his mom. So there's a lot of like
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things that I had to get in contact with them about, which was very difficult. But at the
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same time, I wanted to make sure I had all the information so that I could get my son
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help. But yeah, it's just crazy that like religion, they're like, Oh, well, you were
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assaulted. So now you you are obligated to this person. So much gets swept under the
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rug, or you know, you could have acted differently. You could have. And I did not know abortion
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was even a thing. I didn't know it existed. To this day, like, I will never understand
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when someone lays a story of essay or abuse or whatever. And like people's first reaction
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to that is like, Well, why didn't you? X or why did you? X like? That's your reaction
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here? Like this is the victim. There is a clear there's no nuance here between who is
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the victim and who is the aggressor? Like, and I don't and I don't talk about my oldest
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son for a lot of reasons a lot of time. I don't talk about him on TikTok. I don't talk
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about him on social media, really, I have a page for like updates for him on Facebook
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for family. But and like places that they could send Christmas cards or whatever, so
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I can post it there. And I usually post like twice a year on there. But he's not my identity.
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And that's not fair to him to make him my identity. Right. My whole life has revolved
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around him. And I understand why some parents do talk a lot about it as like a therapy for
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themselves. But I don't feel like it was fair to my son to make his challenges my identity
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into like a case file basically that yeah, yeah, no, that makes complete sense. I understand
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what you mean. But yeah, but he so from the time he was two, I noticed he was having seizures
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and he was having multiple an hour until he was six, seven. Let me see how old is he now?
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16 now. Six or seven years having multiple an hour. I got him on CBD. Next day, he was
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on two seizure medications having multiple an hour. Got him on CBD the next day has had
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zero since. But he had brain damage from the seizures. So he has no impulse control. There's
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nothing and there's nothing doctors can do about it. There's just nothing. He will always
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need help. Once that's gone. So he'll always need help. So he has two staff at all times.
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They wanted to institutionalize him in Oregon. I moved to Minnesota to get him help. The
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next day got help for him started getting help for him almost immediately. And so he's
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been in he's had care since I moved here. And that's why I'm here in the frozen tundra.
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But I went through all these challenges and like made my whole life surrounding this person.
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And that other person has zero responsibility. Right? Sit in mom's basement and has no child
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support paid nothing. I was told not to go to court because he could get custody because
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he was an adult and I was a child. Because all I had evidence of was statutory rape and
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that would be hard to prove because I was 17. So they technically could get it thrown
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out because I was 17. And then they would just say, Well, this is a relationship that
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happened and you have a child. I did not know I was pregnant for eight weeks. I didn't even
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know it happened because I was blacked out when it happened. So I didn't even know I
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was like, How am I pregnant? Yeah. So then my the next 16 years after that was about
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getting him care doing everything for him, moved for him, got a job for him, did things
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I didn't want to do as far as work for him. And my whole life has been about that assault
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that happened. Right. And people don't realize that at all. I haven't had help. I haven't
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had people I don't have people donating money. I don't have people like I've had people give
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me some money for Christmas gifts every year for the last couple years towards the kids,
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which has been amazing. And you know who you are if you are listening and that has changed
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Christmas for us. But they get they have they've given me at least like $50 a kid for Christmas
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to like get some Christmas presents and stuff. But I didn't like don't ask for that. And
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if they never gave to me again, like I would not be upset or anything. But right. That's
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been the extent of what people have done to help with that situation. And I've never asked
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for help. And I never will. But
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it's still like like like you're saying it's wild that everything from that one. Like this
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the situation which people didn't listen to you. They weren't I was going to be a doctor
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and I had to give all of that up. We still can't be a doctor. I think give it a few years.
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I thought about it. I don't think I'd be a medical doctor though. What kind of doctor
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would you be a dentist? No, just get my doctorate. Yeah, I know. I can see you being a doctor
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still. I think you still could. Yeah. If I like got a scholarship and could go back and
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it was covered because right now I'm almost paid off on my student loans. I don't not
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want to take more. Honestly kudos to you. That's incredible. I want to have my student
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loan debt till I die. I paid out of pocket 1600 a month towards my education while I
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was going to school. I don't know how. Because you are amazing. I wouldn't have been able
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to do it without my ex husband though. Like he so he we were renting out his house and
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a lot of the money I got to be able to pay for my education came from that. I did all
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the work on it. So I would fly down and go clean everything up between people I found
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the tenants I collected rent I made sure things got fixed and would do everything but he had
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the property. Yeah, but you are still and will always be a force to be reckoned with
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like that's not going to change and that is clearly evident when when when people you
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know look at what you have done and what you have accomplished and what you have accomplished
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like what tools you have had available for you to do that. Yeah, and I've always had
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to have more than one job and like even when I wasn't working the last four months before
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I started my new job. I was still doing photography I was still doing my podcast I was still doing
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editing and doing making content for the other website constantly doing things constantly
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like you don't stop. I don't know how. But but as someone who's like witnessed this from
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the sidelines it's like Tyler is always doing something and like you never know where I
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am. You are like you are legitimately a force to be reckoned with like there is nothing
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there's no two ways about that. Like yesterday I got up at eight I meant to get up earlier
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to go get the truck the truck you guys get to hear about my day yesterday. Okay. It's
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a good day. It's a good story. It's a great story. So I had planned to borrow a truck
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and a gooseneck trailer that goes into the truck for to go pick up a car from my friend
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who the car was going to get towed because where he lives they can't have a car sitting
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for too long or else it gets towed even in their driveway. This car is in their freaking
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driveway. I'm so mad about them having to get this car towed. HOAs are the worst thing.
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I think religious schools and then HOAs. They are like right by each other. They are they're
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cults. HOAs are cults. It's like an MLM. They're housing. It's the same people. It is. It's
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the same people. Let me talk to you about my HOA. So so I go to go pick up the trailer.
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So I had gotten the trailer off of their property. I used their truck to go take it took it back
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to their house. They used it the day before to go and take stuff to the dump. They took
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the ball off the trailer because the balls are normally stolen. Put the ball in the truck.
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Ball is not there. Went to go pick up the trailer. The ball is not there. I called.
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I went to Runnings. I went to Menards. I went to Walmart. I went to another hardware store.
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Ace. I went everywhere I could and then called everywhere. Within two hours of me. No one
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had the right ball. I was going to buy him one. I'm like I will buy you a new one for
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me borrowing your trailer. No one had one. And even if they did it was going to be like
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$97 before tax. But he just bought this ball. It's shiny. Like I just it was brand new.
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So I had to go drive this. I spent hours doing that. So I didn't get on the road until I
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think like 2pm. I meant to leave at like 9. It was definitely later. So I drive up and
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I rent a U-Haul trailer which was fun. Cost me $185 or something like that that I wasn't
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planning to spend. But I need this car because I need to fix my car that broke and it has
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the parts on it. And the car was going to get towed to just a junkyard if I didn't pick
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it up. So my friend wanted me to get it so that it didn't go to a junkyard and get crushed
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and picked apart. So I got up there, got the trailer and then my friend had been called
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into work so then I had to drive 41 minutes to his work, pick him up and drive 41 minutes
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back to his house. Then we had to get his other car that's not running out of the driveway
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so that I could get the other car onto the. So then we go to dinner. Dinner was nice.
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We went to cowboy dinner. We had hamburgers. And then I go to get on the road and it's
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dark and the trailer lights aren't working. So I get an adapter because the brake lights
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are working and the turn signals are working but the running lights weren't working. They
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weren't connecting to the truck. So I got an adapter, a 6 to 4. It won't go into the
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truck because it's so rusty. Minnesota problems. So what do I do? What do I do? I buy head
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lamps and I put red film over them. And I turn them on and I tape them to the trailer.
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I mean they're running lights so. And I drive home and I don't get home until after 2 a.m.
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So really 3 a.m. because time changed. Woo! That was my day yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Got
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up today. Moved the cars around in the driveway. Taking the Jeep Liberty out to another place
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so that it's not an eyesore in my driveway anymore. What do you say? Isn't it like junkyard
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bound? It was and then I realized it can be fixed. So we're going to fix it. Kudos to
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you. But I already gave away the tires that it was. Yeah that's what I was going to say.
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I think it's missing something. I have tires but they need rims so I need to get rims for
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it. But it's actually sitting on the tires. This way. So yes going to take that out to
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my friend's property and leave it there until I can fix it. Which probably means it'll just
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rust away. Yard art. But now I can fix the Mercedes and then get the other Mercedes fixed
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when I have the money to fix it. And already replaced everything. This was the thing. I'd
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already gone up to try to help fix the Mercedes. That the one I picked up. One of the tubes
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to the air system. The airbag system. Yeah the air suspension. Is leaking. So I need
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to replace the tube. All the air suspension stuff's been replaced except for the tubing.
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So I know that that's what's causing it. So that's not a super expensive issue. So I may
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fix that one first and then mine because mine has a bigger issue. Yeah you what actually
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happened to it? So I'm pretty sure because it was I was driving home and it was driving
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fine. But it had been it was doing my Jeep wobble okay. It was doing the death wobble.
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It was doing the death wobble. All of a sudden I'm driving home and it won't go over 20.
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And I'm pretty sure that something snapped in the I'm trying to think of the part but
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I think something snapped that was causing it to wobble first before it snapped. But
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I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the cooling system or the oil system. I'm
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not sure but it fucked up something now it's overheating. So oh it's overheating okay.
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It turns on but it doesn't drive. It won't go into gear or does it go into gear and it
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just is very angry about it. It goes into gear. It goes into gear because I was able
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to get it into reverse fine. It did I did try out the gears and it seems okay going
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into the gears but and I was able to get it into reverse to back it up where it is now.
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I had it neutral and I'm like I think it'll be easier in reverse and it worked. I was
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worried but it worked. But I don't know as much about cars as you do but someone told
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me it was something snapped that has to do with something to do with some sort of liquid.
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Yeah like was the engine overheating? Like was the coolant gauge like? Not before that
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happened. But it did but the coolant gauge did go to the? It got hot after it wouldn't
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go over 20. Oh okay. Yeah I wonder what it could have been. I wonder if it was like a
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transmission cooler line or something that went and that it was like I said those transmissions
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are very finicky about their fluid levels. I'll ask my friend who is crawling around
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on the floor because he was looking for my Jeep keys to try to get the Jeep towed away.
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That's what he was doing over there. He had texted me a while ago I didn't see it but
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he's like I'm just gonna come up and look for your Jeep keys. Like I'm recording. It's
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fine. We play this fast. At least it wasn't Mike coming up here because he's loud. Can't
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help it. But the two of them are trying to move my the Jeep off the property so I could
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don't for my Christmas setup so that there's no ugly cars behind. Look out your window
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and not see that. You can see the the nice snow falling. I don't want a junkyard in my
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driveway. I already have a school bus out there. Okay I'm already an eyesore. She's
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way to the hearse. Oh that's that'll look good with my house though. Your neighbor's
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gonna be like what what is this? One neighbor's gonna think it's for her and the other one
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it wouldn't surprise him. One's old if you didn't get that. I got it. Okay you guys I
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have nothing against old people but she keeps messing with my property and blaming it on
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being old so. Was she like moving plants or something? Like what is she doing? She hacked
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my hedge down to three feet. So my hedge is like 12 feet tall. That was a crazy hedge.
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I removed the hedge between my property and hers because snow was falling onto her property
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when it would snow a lot and then getting trapped over there and so I removed it when
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I moved in because that's annoying. Her property line ends where her driveway is. Okay so technically
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I didn't have to move my head remove my hedge but I did it for her because she's her. She's
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and you're nice and she was nice like she'd bring me bread baskets and stuff and I'm like
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of course and then I let her plant a garden there so she plants like flowers and veggies
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and stuff where the hedge was for a few years. She stopped doing that now. I think it's just
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harder for her. So she has this helper and I think it's her grandson son. I don't know.
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He's like in his 30s or 40s. He drives his truck onto my property all the time like on
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the grass. Then I told them if there's any trees or plants I have a lot of trees so if
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there's any trees with branches hanging over your property feel free to cut them back.
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That's fine. I mean legally they're allowed to so whatever but I'm just like it's fine.
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You don't even have to ask me like you can do that. I have a weeping willow tree about
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20 feet 30 feet from her property line and sometimes it's huge. It's over 50 years old.
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Sometimes it goes over her property a little bit and I've had no problem with her trimming
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it back. Okay this willow tree is beautiful. I love it. There's a branch that goes towards
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the street and it goes over my hedge. Like this tree is huge because my 12 feet it goes
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over that. No that's... keeps switching back and forth between my headset and the microphone.
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I don't know why. So they I go out there and my tenant that lives with me Tom who you guys
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saw when I was dressed as uh Kraledeville and he walked by and he turned around because
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he was scared. That's Tom. Tom tells me I think they hacked away your tree over there.
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Oh no. I went over there they had to cut the whole branch like the whole branch going towards
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the street. Mind you this is about 30 feet away from their property line. Towards the
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street cut my hedge down to three feet all the way there. So there's about so I also
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cut my hedge back about 10-15 feet from their property line too going the other way so that
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she had visibility going out. So I've already cut a ton of my hedge out for her because
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I would make her life easier and I don't usually go over there. So my property is an acre and
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so and my house is on the complete other side of the property from her house. So we're a
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little ways away from each other. So I go over there and it's so ugly. I will post a
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picture as well. There's gonna be a lot of pictures posted from this and I'm probably
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cutting this into two episodes but. Fair. Totally fair. It'll probably be Monday for
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you guys so you'll have two episodes that week. You gotta suffer through me twice. So
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she yeah so I go out there she sees me looking at it and sees me crying. Oh no. She's like
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I didn't know you were back in town you had been gone. I had been gone and then I was
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stuck in my room super sick after I got back. So this was like in July I want to say and
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I've been back since May and I told her I'm like I've been back for two months. None of
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my tenants have any say because she tried to say well your tenant said it's okay and
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I'm like my tenants learned told me you were doing this and I don't think he said that.
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I think he said anything going over the property line sure which I'd already told him. So
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yeah she tries to blame Tom. I'm like Tom I know it wasn't you I'm telling you that
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she's throwing you under the bus but I know it wasn't you. So then she she's like what
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I was like why though like why just why. What was the reasoning. I thought I could. That's
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all she said and you know how they did it he drove his truck onto my property underneath
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that branch and hacked the branch away while standing on top of his truck and then I don't
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know how he hacked the hedge. I don't think he used a hedge trimmer. I don't know what
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he used probably a chainsaw but it's only one chunk. So my hedge is 12 feet all the
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way down and then three feet. Because she could. I called the police just to have a
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report not to like get her in trouble or anything but I wanted paper trail that this was going
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on in case it got worse because they keep having parties on my property too and I know
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that there's some laws where you can like take over someone's property by using it.
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This old woman's having parties? Yeah she has all the graduation parties and stuff for
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like nieces and nephews and birthday parties and stuff and it's like oh I have a yard I
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can use so I just put a bunch of junk over there. It's so it was already ugly so I'm
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like I'm just gonna put a bunch of junk over here so that they can't even have a party.
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All my lawn clippings go over there and like stuff I'm gonna get rid of. There's an old
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bed I put over there. Hmm an old bed that might actually you know they might they might
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find that useful. It's it's uh chopped up. Oh well it was a Lisa Frank like kids bed.
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Something great kids bed. Didn't know she made kids beds or designed them I guess. I
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want to do an episode on Lisa Frank. That would be a great episode. I know everything
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about her. What's she doing these days? What is? Okay I don't know everything she does
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now. I know everything through the business process. During the zeitgeist there of the
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Lisa Frank era. Yeah like she was a great person to work for and then her freaking ex
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husband was a fucking nightmare. Always a guy. She stepped back and let him like take
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control a little bit. No one wanted to work there anymore. Shocking. The original Lisa
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Frank headquarters still exists and there's like the animals they have like big statues
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of them inside. I want to go tour it. Where's that? What state? Oh check. I had it on my
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list but they don't really let people in there. Lisa Franks. Breaking into Lisa Franks. Abandoned
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factory. There we go. You say where you are? Arizona. Arizona okay. Yep Arizona and it
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still has like the side of the building. Maybe if I turn my brightness down it'll be better.
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Still has. Oh yeah okay. They are definitely still there. I'm surprised. I figured the
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Arizona sun would kind of probably destroy that. It's abandoned though. I mean it used
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to be bright. It's definitely muted. Where's the inside pictures though? Inside has cool
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stuff. Does it? Yeah. Lisa Frank lip balm. Was that wait did she do lip balm too? Probably.
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Is that Lisa Frank designed lip balm or something like that? I can't remember now. I always
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just wanted a binder and no one ever got me one. Trapper keeper. Trapper keeper. I still
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have my trapper keeper. There's inside. Oh that's just kind of creepy. It's like Five
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Nights at Freddy's. It is. Five Nights at Lisa Franks. Oh gosh yeah. You can go there
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and it could be like a Blair Witch thing. Ghost hunting at Lisa Franks factory. Yeah
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I don't know like she still owns it but it's abandoned and so. Really people have been
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inside if there's photos. Not many. That was Urban Outfitters news station in like 2016
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went in and I don't think anyone's been in since. I think you have the razzmatazz to
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get her to agree. I want to do a cool photo shoot in there. That would be fun. I think
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that's publicity for Lisa Frank. And you. And me. Yeah also Lisa Frank. Can I do a ghost
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hunting. She's like no one died here. That you know of Lisa Frank. It's the energy of
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when your ex-husband was managing things. I'll be the judge of that Lisa Frank. I'll
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bring in my last guest Brie. Tell me. Al Capone's body is buried here Lisa Frank. That probably.
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Arizona no one would expect Arizona. What's he doing there. Oh gosh. Did it say it was
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in Prescott. Where did it say it was. Prescott. Maybe that's just where my friend lives. Lisa
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Frank. Is there directions. It doesn't come up on Google Maps. Just take a right. Someone
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wrote about it in 2022 but they did not go inside. Yep 2016 looks like the last time
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01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:57,240
someone went in there. Tucson. It's right outside of Tucson. There's a lot of people who do videos
589
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:03,880
outside of the fence. We need to get you inside the fence. I need inside the fence. You need
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01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:11,880
inside access. Do you want to be my publicity person. Absolutely yes. I did social media
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for two Ada Oda magazines. I can do social media for Tyler Holmes. You are the Tyler.
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01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:28,360
So you're gonna do my social media and then Undead Papa is gonna write a children's book with me.
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We're just gonna go places. Literally Tucson Arizona.
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Really as long as I can go with you. I'm going it alone. And then another someone who's gonna be a
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guest who just just published a book. Oh fancy. About making and playing the spoons. That's amazing.
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He made me these. Okay that's pretty cool. Yep. Could you still use those spoons for mac and cheese?
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I don't think you could. You could. Could you? Okay yeah yeah yeah yeah. The bottom one might
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prove a little troublesome. Maybe. Maybe. A little bit. Sorry. But he talked me into now
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just starting a film festival here. So. Right yeah. I mean great idea. Someone wants the theme to be
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80s and I'm like I'm not gonna make people just make videos. Movies about the 80s. That would okay
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yeah that would prove challenging. I could have a segment. A segment. Yeah 80s. He said 80s high
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school. You're so narrowed. That is very narrowed. I mean what what's what what you're calling that
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pretty and pink? What the hell's the 80s? Well the pretty and pink is 16 candles. 16 candles.
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Yes. I love Breakfast Club. I've never watched it. Don't ask me how. I love to do a screen sharing
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of the Breakfast Club. I have to do Lee and I have to do Hereditary. I owe Leah Hereditary date.
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Hereditary. You've never watched Hereditary either? No. What's that? Me either. So
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so have you seen Midsommar? Summer? Midsommar. Wait the British Detective Series? No. Midsommar
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Murders? It's a movie. Oh no I haven't seen that movie. It's a pagan movie. Oh Scandinavian.
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Uh yeah it's amazing. You should watch it. Um and I want to build the yellow. I have a pin of it
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behind me but uh Midsommar. Okay so it's spelled M-I-D-S-O-M-M-A-R. Um and they have this building.
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Oh I thought it would come up right away. Yellow. There we go. Yellow. Yellow house.
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I want to build one in my backyard and I'm going to make it so that I can do photo shoots at it.
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Please put it on the property line with the old woman.
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Is there on the property line?
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It'll make her put a bear costume on. Then you'll know more about that when you watch the movie.
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I think it's on Amazon Prime. Okay. And I think it's free on there. I'll go take a gander.
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Oh someone's trying to send me pictures. Oh.
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Okay well wonderful. Any more trauma you want to talk about?
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You know uh no I don't think. How about when I scare you?
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You always scare me. No you don't. Um. Oh no where did my chips fell out?
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Oh your avocado chips. Aren't they cute? They are cute. They are. No I mean
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I mean my main trauma was the whole AIDS thing. I mean every other aspect about that school sucked.
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You know there was no like there was no shining moments there. I mean we like you said we didn't
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dance. There was none of that. We had a thing called grand splendor which was like a fancy
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dinner where you could take a significant other potentially but there were so many rules
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uh over everything about that. So it was really. You know what was weird though.
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We weren't allowed to dance but to one of my homecomings there they hired hula dancers.
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You know sometimes they're so oblivious. They just it just flies right over. And then
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then and then we got a dance team
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and I was on it because then I could avoid P.E. So we got cheer we got cheerleaders. We had
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cheerleaders. They had to wear culottes. There was nothing remotely cheerleader-y about these
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outfits. Ours were they looked like cheerleader outfits but the skirts were longer and they were
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long sleeves. It did show like a tiny bit of midriff. Whoa. Depending on how tall you were.
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Right yeah no these were not these were culottes. And I don't even know what the top part was. I
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can't I literally cannot even imagine. I don't remember. It's it's blank. So much of that is
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blank now. I have blanked out so much of it as an adult because I mean that's cool. What?
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So our dance team was only from September to December and then we switched to a different
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class. So it was like a one semester thing. I want to show you what I wore for. So we were
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only practicing for a Christmas thing. It's like that was the whole year we were doing one dance
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and it wasn't a dance. Okay Christmas. It wasn't even a dance though. It was a parade dance. So
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you're like doing this like parade thing but I will show you. I will show you. I still remember
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01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:04,040
that thing and you want to know what song it was too? I bet you can guess. I bet you can guess.
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I want to fuck you like an animal. No no. I want to feel you from the inside. What a Christmas
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01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:20,840
song. Think about it. It is a Christmas song. Um no it's uh. Roast chestnuts and sing. Oh you know
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what song it is. When people think of Christmas and Raya Carey. I'm just saying. Yeah. All right
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01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:38,920
here's what we got to wear. Of course back then it was oh is that a chicken? This is a chicken.
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Oh and it was a pom-pom. That's your your arm in the air like a pom-pom. Okay yeah like a chicken's
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01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:52,840
like. I don't want a lot of Christmas fairies. You know you are probably breaking so many people's
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01:11:52,840 --> 01:12:00,680
like no Mariah Christmas thing right now. That's a thing. People like. From September to December
650
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:06,440
we heard that song multiple times a day every single day. That's terrifying. I mean
651
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I like Christmas music. Don't get me wrong. But no no no no I couldn't do that. Not the same song
652
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over and over. I like Christmas music too. It took me living overseas in Saudi to come back to
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enjoying Christmas but now I do. But for a while there no. I hated it. I don't so much enjoy
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01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:36,760
Christmas but I enjoy the traditions. Yes same yeah. And I do certain things for Yule. Like I
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have a Yule log and that's my centerpiece on my table and then I do oranges and cloves and I do
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roast oven. I bake. You roast an oven. I bake orange slices. Okay. Ornaments. Okay I did this
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01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:08,920
until I got my rainbow tree. I always got a real tree and I'd cut it down myself. Put it in my
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minivan. Take it home. Go on my Christmas tree. I just broken. I don't know what's wrong with it.
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01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:26,120
Nothing is still there. You still have it. I have a junkyard in my. I need a photo tour. Like I need
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01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:33,400
a walkthrough of your of your car lot. Oh yeah I have a minivan. So I have a Chrysler Town and
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Country, a Honda CRV, two Mercedes, a Jeep Wrangler, and a Jeep Liberty, and a school bus.
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01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:55,080
And a school bus. I love it. And only my CRV and my Jeep work but my Jeep is stuck in Colorado. I
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01:13:55,080 --> 01:14:03,640
need to go get it. Why is it in Colorado? So my trailer broke when I was bringing the bus back.
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01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:13,240
My car trailer. So I had to leave my Jeep at my friend's house in Denver and my Jeep was having
665
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:17,560
a death wobble issue that I've replaced everything but one thing so it has to be that one thing.
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01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:27,000
And it's really bad. Like it's not not fun to drive right now. And I do take it off-roading
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01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:36,360
so I do say it's my fault. But so I left it there and I to drive the Mercedes back because I had
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01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:43,880
the Mercedes there too. So I had someone driving the bus. I drove the Mercedes to get back and then
669
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:49,240
I was supposed to go back out and pick up the Jeep but then I had my medical issues. Right, yeah.
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01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:59,800
Okay. So if you need a Jeep rescuing companion, I'm right here. Well I might take you up on that
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01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:06,760
because if we can drive out there and then drive back. Do it. Or fly out there. You have no idea
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01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:11,000
what's happening right now but. You should watch on video because we are very expressive and
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01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:20,600
neurodivergent. And I told you we're the same person. We are the same person. Oh goodness.
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01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:26,760
I'm gonna have to send this video over to Leda to edit because my computer won't chop it in half.
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01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:36,200
Thank you for that emotion. That emotion. Emotion. My chopping skills.
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01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,800
Very good. Very David S. Pumpkins.
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01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,960
All right so if you have no other drama you want to share with us, we should probably let them go.
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01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:53,400
Oh I know. I mean we're. Almost three hours. I'm so sorry Tyler. It's my fault.
679
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,840
No, I decided to start talking about a cult before we even started.
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01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:03,000
It's true and I railroaded. That was a flyby version of that cult by the way.
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01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:09,320
Oh of course. Yeah. I'm sure you're gonna do a deep dive. Oh the anthill kids are like.
682
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:16,600
Oh I should. This is Tyler Holmes and this is Two Crows anthillkins edition.
683
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,680
There's your intro. I didn't even get into why they're called the anthill kids.
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01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,880
That's true but I can only imagine it's not good.
685
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:32,280
Those poor children who are adults now. If they are and a lot of them did end themselves.
686
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:37,480
I can't. Yeah I mean I would imagine because once that window closes.
687
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,360
You didn't have any love. Like you didn't have any physical touch.
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01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:46,760
There was a movie I just watched. It was a weird horror movie.
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01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,800
About. I don't even know what it's called but it was about people going to an island
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01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:56,840
for like a vacation. They all want a trip. All these people want a trip to this island for vacation.
691
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:02,840
They go to this one beach that they're told to go to. That's like exclusive and beautiful and it
692
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:11,320
really is beautiful. But time moves crazy there. So your body. So in your mind and like what's
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01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:16,920
happening around you. It's like normal time but your body is aging super fast.
694
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:30,360
So like this baby. So these two kids when they're adults very quickly do the deed and she gets
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01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:35,400
pregnant and she's only pregnant for like three minutes. Because it's like she's like I don't know
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01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:42,280
what's happening. The baby is born. They set the baby down for a second and then to tend to the
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01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:48,760
mother and then go pick the baby back up. The baby's dead because it didn't get touched during that
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01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:59,640
time. That's a wild scene to have written and then made into a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
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Because they were adult actors but playing children. Yeah. What's happening here.
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01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:13,800
Because they're like eight or something eight or twelve. I don't know. Yeah that's
701
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:22,360
that's the ick. Yeah that scene was a little icky. But the movie premise was pretty interesting.
702
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,520
Yeah. I mean yeah that's a yeah it's an interesting premise definitely.
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01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:34,200
That's potential. You're welcome everyone for that ick factor. You are welcome. Absolutely. Go watch
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01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:39,160
that random movie. I don't know what it's called. I mean I think you gave enough clues that they
705
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:45,400
could probably type it into Google. I won't tell you why this was happening. You have to figure that
706
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:51,480
out by watching the movie. We don't know why or how or what the movie's called but it was a movie
707
01:18:52,120 --> 01:19:00,440
and it happened. I think it was on Hulu. That narrows it down a little bit. I only have Hulu
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01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:08,600
and Amazon so it's one of those. And Disney. Oh I don't have Disney. Disney came with Hulu?
709
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:19,560
Yeah I think you yeah I had Hulu before. Because it costs less technically to get it with Disney
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01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:24,120
for some reason. I don't know it could have been a promotional thing probably. Yeah.
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01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:33,080
Yeah I think so. I did not get I had to get ESPN too with it. So it's like a bundle but I've never
712
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:41,800
logged into ESPN. Yeah that's lost on me. I could not care less. I played sports ball in school.
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01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:48,120
That was enough. I played the volleyballs and the basketballs. I played the basketballs. I played
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01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:58,120
the soccer too. You mean football? I mean I would say yeah I call it football but then. Yeah the
715
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:04,120
the basketballs I did not want to play but they made me sit and have enough kids on the team and
716
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:09,400
I was tall. I was gonna say you're tall. That's why I was on there. I stopped growing in middle
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01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:16,920
school. So I was five nine in elementary school. No I was five nine in freshman year. So they made
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01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:25,480
me go on varsity freshman year. Oh wow. Never played basketball in my life. And I have POTS so
719
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:32,520
I kept fainting. I was gonna say what are you doing? I would throw up all the time from running
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01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:40,120
so. POTS and EDS and you're playing basketball. And I didn't know I had POTS. I thought everyone
721
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:48,520
just told me that I was complaining and like that I was just over exaggerating to get out of doing
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01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:56,280
PE. Of course yeah. But no I felt horrible and I felt like I was gonna faint so I'd sit down and
723
01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:03,160
they're like stop sitting down. How dare you? I feel like they didn't give me as big of an issue
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01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:10,920
with it because I was so skinny that they weren't like oh skinny people can't be lazy.
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01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:16,120
That is a very big that is very prevalent. I feel like if I were bigger that they would have given
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01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:23,720
me issues with it. Oh absolutely. I was way too skinny. But I ate like everything.
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01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:33,080
I wish. I wish. Yeah I definitely picked up an eating disorder from school.
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01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:34,280
These make me gain weight.
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Corn. Here's my corn. It's amazing. Better than Evelyn's corn.
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01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:52,360
All right guys we should probably leave you be as entertaining as our conversations are and when
731
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:57,720
we're on live on TikTok we get so many watchers. So many.
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01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:07,560
Yeah you should catch us on live. Remember to comment in the comment section how many glasses
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01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:12,120
Jordan put on during this entire video.
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01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,520
Extra credit for all the colors. Oh that's gonna be tougher.
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01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,320
Mm-hmm and if you're only on audio you can guess.
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01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:30,040
And you can do individually for the segments because I'll cut this in half.
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01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:33,080
Or you can wait till the second one and comment all of them.
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01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,280
You have to let us know which it is.
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01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:42,520
You must let us know. If we don't know we don't know what to do.
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01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:46,200
Also let us know if you think that we should do that road trip out to get my car.
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And or fly out and then drive back.
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01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,920
Listeners I need you to ship that idea.
743
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:56,520
And we also have to go to the Jordan candy store.
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01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,080
Yes but we can't tell you why.
745
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,280
No we can't tell you why.
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01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:04,280
Top secret. You cannot know.
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01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,760
Oh gosh or why we're wearing lingerie while we're there.
748
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,760
So ah one of those bugs fell on me.
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01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:16,760
It was bound. It was bound to happen. Don't squish it.
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01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:19,800
Where is it though? I don't even see it. I just felt it.
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01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:24,760
Oh no you felt it. I don't want to feel it. A bug.
752
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:27,560
They fly though so maybe it was flying.
753
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,040
It flew. It flew into your cheek.
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01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:33,800
This is a thing Minnesota well the Midwest goes through.
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01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:38,920
At the start of winter every year because they come inside and you cannot stop them.
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01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:40,440
And the start of spring too.
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01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:43,640
Yeah that's the name. Well that's because they're coming out.
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01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:49,080
So they go into your house to hibernate so they're like in your window sills and in your walls.
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01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:54,760
Wherever they can get and then start of spring they wake up and so it seems like they came into your house.
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01:23:54,760 --> 01:24:01,960
But they're coming up from places and they're coming up from places and they're coming up from places.
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01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,680
Up from places in your house.
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01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:06,440
Right to the windows?
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To the wall.
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Walls.
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01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:11,560
Till the sweat drops down your sack.
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01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:15,400
Yeah or your pentacles as Landon says.
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01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,400
Pentacles.
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01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:20,600
Landon was doing a card reading.
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Oh I know you. Yeah I missed it.
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01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:32,200
And anytime someone got a pentacle card they're like this is for your testicles.
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01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:36,680
As we all know the pentacles mean testicles.
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01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:41,720
Pentacles, testicles, pentacles, testicles, pentacles.
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01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,640
Yeah it was funny.
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01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:48,120
I'm also not supposed to do anything big for Thanksgiving because Landon said so.
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01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:51,960
I need to let myself relax and not put the pressure on myself to do things for next Christmas.
776
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,760
I mean that is great news. I mean great advice.
777
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,600
Maybe I should just do fake food.
778
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,720
You should do fake food.
779
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:01,080
I have more back there.
780
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,200
That's the hope.
781
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:10,120
Okay people queers with tummy troubles surround themselves with fake food. It's just a thing.
782
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:14,040
I don't have any fake food around me.
783
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:18,440
I did not get that memo but now, now I will.
784
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:21,880
Yum world.
785
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:25,960
This is from Yum World.
786
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:34,600
I have a big giant lunchable.
787
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:39,880
I have a taco that when you open it has all the ingredients inside and they all have faces.
788
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:41,320
Amazing.
789
01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:43,480
I have gummy worms.
790
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,360
Fake gummy worms?
791
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:48,440
Yeah yeah and then my pickle.
792
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:49,880
Oh where's my pickle?
793
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:53,720
That should have been up here.
794
01:25:53,720 --> 01:26:01,160
I have a sushi and it has a butthole and I have a giant fortune cookie and the fortune is stupid.
795
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:06,200
The fortune says the fortune you seek is in another cookie.
796
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:09,960
Oh it's a riff on Super Mario.
797
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:10,520
But.
798
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,840
Princess of another castle.
799
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:18,440
But, but other fortune cookies have real fortunes in them. Just mine's stupid.
800
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,520
That's true they do.
801
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,480
Well even these stuffed animal ones like it's like this big.
802
01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:27,880
I didn't know they made stuffed animal uh.
803
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:28,840
Fortune cookie.
804
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:29,560
Fortune cookies.
805
01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:30,520
Do I have to go get it?
806
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:32,840
No don't you don't.
807
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:35,320
You rest. You need to rest.
808
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:41,320
I've been literally sitting here recording since three and it's almost eight.
809
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:45,800
Not with just not with just Jordan. I did another one before Jordan.
810
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:49,480
And I had to do an outfit change so you don't know I'm wearing the same shirt.
811
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:50,920
Well now they do so.
812
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:52,840
What's on your shirt?
813
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:55,080
You don't know. Do you know what it's from?
814
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,320
No but it looks like zombies.
815
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,960
It's Marceline the vampire queen's band tee.
816
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:04,600
From what?
817
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,480
From Adventure Time.
818
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:08,840
I've never watched Adventure Time.
819
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:11,800
I'm so sorry.
820
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:15,320
Jordan I cosplay almost every character in there.
821
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:17,880
Well I will watch it.
822
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:20,360
I have a tattoo of Marceline on my arm.
823
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:24,040
I will just just for you I will watch it.
824
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:24,760
It's on Hulu.
825
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:29,480
Okay I will watch it fervently.
826
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:30,120
You will love it.
827
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:33,800
They use words like mathematical.
828
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:37,480
What a what a wonderful adjective.
829
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,480
Algebraic that's the other one.
830
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,040
It's my favorite adjective.
831
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:45,720
Then they say oh my glob and then they worship glob.
832
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:50,120
I mean I say oh my gourd so I get that.
833
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:53,480
Yeah just nuanced like they just mention it sometimes.
834
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:54,200
I love that.
835
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:58,120
And there's all the princesses.
836
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:03,240
This is post a world war that like destroyed humanity.
837
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:05,400
Adventure Time?
838
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:13,880
Okay I thought it was just like a like a children's cartoon.
839
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:15,880
I did not know it was this intricate.
840
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:21,720
Oh the last season is so okay now I'm intrigued.
841
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:23,800
I think he'll love Prismo.
842
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:29,320
I want to get a Prismo tattoo like in my arm here because he's like a shadow.
843
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:31,000
It's a thing.
844
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,120
It's a thing.
845
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:35,080
I will know soon what you're talking about because I'm going to watch this.
846
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,080
Yes watch Adventure Time.
847
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:37,640
Absolutely.
848
01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:39,720
And then cosplay as Lemon Grab.
849
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:43,400
Is that who I am?
850
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,760
Or Lemon Grab's camel.
851
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:48,600
I do make a good camel.
852
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,360
My safe word is banana guard so you better watch it to understand.
853
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,280
Banana guard.
854
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,160
I've learned so much.
855
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:01,080
Maybe I should stop recording.
856
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:05,880
You're just gonna keep going.
857
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,720
I'm not gonna stop you.
858
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:11,160
I'm just gonna sit here and be like yeah absolutely.
859
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:12,920
Do I have to pee?
860
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:18,760
Thank you for coming to 2Crows Podcast.
861
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:23,800
I'm your host Tyler Holmes and I'll post all the things in the description.
862
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:28,760
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863
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:39,960
And if you want to join the Patreon, if you want to join mine and Lee's, we will add you to the
864
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:45,080
Discord chat or if you join mine above I think the five dollar and above level.
865
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:51,400
You get to join my Discord chat and you also get episodes early and ad free.
866
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:55,960
I have not figured out doing that for video yet but you get the videos on time.
867
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:57,800
I think they're ad free for you though.
868
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:03,560
When I've watched them on my Patreon they're ad free so maybe, maybe they have a thing.
869
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:05,320
They have a thing with YouTube baby.
870
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,360
But you get the audio ad free.
871
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:14,280
And if you're on the higher up levels you get things in the mail.
872
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,800
You have to let me know if you want safe things or if you want risky things.
873
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:23,800
Jordan wants risky things.
874
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:29,080
I do want risky things but I didn't give you my address so.
875
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:30,920
Well you know I'm gonna get it from you.
876
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:32,680
I just got the things in the mail so.
877
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,880
Oh actually I just remembered I gave you my address.
878
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:39,880
You actually do have my address.
879
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:44,120
Oh yeah you did after I said I was gonna send out things.
880
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:49,160
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.
881
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:53,720
You are the sharpest bulb in the sky.
882
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,360
Sharpest bulb in the sky.
883
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:01,960
Rest in peace smash mouth lead singer.
884
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:08,040
Well we love you all and we will stop torturing your ears now.
885
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,000
Unless your name's Stuart Watson I don't love you.
886
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,520
Yeah Stuart Watson we don't love you.
887
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,320
We hate you and we're gonna kick you in the butt.
888
01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:16,600
Absolutely.
889
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,600
Taint.
890
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:22,360
All right now another Stuart Watson's gonna be like what.
891
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,040
How dare you sir.
892
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:27,720
What did I do but only a Stuart with a U.
893
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:29,400
Stuart with a U Watson.
894
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:31,800
You know who you are Stuart with a U.
895
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:32,760
No you know.
896
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:34,120
You know.
897
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:35,720
We're gonna find you.
898
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:38,120
All right that was not that was not a threat.
899
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,440
We will find you and give you a gift.
900
01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:43,800
Yes.
901
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:46,360
Flower then you'll know we were there.
902
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:48,360
Flower in the taint.
903
01:31:48,360 --> 01:32:16,360
Don't sue us we love you bye.