Darksydephil & the Quartering LOLCOW ROAST! With H-Bomb, The UIS, Tyler Liger and Brosydephi!

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And I thought we were being obvious. In the heart
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of the city where the shadows dance stands the Kino Casino.
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A house of chance where P-P-P-P and Andy with a
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watchful eye oversee the games where fortunes rise or die.
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The jokers of wild, the.
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Deer that's cold as stone as the night goes on
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and the stories are told. Desperate souls with dreams in
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their hands game all their lives in this dangerous land
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felted tables. Where the losers cry, clinking glasses, card flicks,
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and winners battle cries. In the Kino Casino, under flickering lights,
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the games of chance never cease day or night. Felted
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tables where the losers cry. Plinking glasses, conflicts, and winners'
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battle cries. In the Kino Casino under flickering lights, the
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games of chance never cease day or night.
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Jeremy!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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How was your weekend?
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Hey!
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I hope you and your wife wiped down for Skyrone.
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Hey!
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You sit there every night stewing your brain in a bottle.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Ice blood shot, drunken floor in the throttle. Crying like
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a baby while you flag.
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Every critic down.
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Big man with influence, but we all just see a clown.
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Luther caught you slacking, the casino lit the fuse. Everyone's laughing,
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you got nothing left to lose.
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Quartering, quartering, drunken, crying on your throne, Stuart. All shown.
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Coffee scam exposed.
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Grandfare creep with clammy hands. Charity grip gone cold. Where
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did the money land? What are the oranges for? What
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are the oranges for? You hypocritical fraud. Bitter brew your
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empire's flaws.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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On your throne Stewing your brain in front of that
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monitor All shown Coffee scam exposed Brand fair creep.
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With clammy hands Charity grip gone cold Where did the
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money land?
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What are the oranges for?
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What are the oranges for?
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You hypocritical fraud Bit up through your empire's blood Grifted
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the coffee Stalked.
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The fair.
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Stole from charity Feel the nightmare What are the oranges for?
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Watch your empire die You said second lies Hey!
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Greetings and salutations, friends, and welcome back. It's time for
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another low-cal roast, and an awful lot has been happening lately.
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And the Kino Casino just returned recently for their Kino
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Ween special. And a whole quartering movie is going to
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be coming out on tonight's broadcast. So let's begin with
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the panel. We've got Broseid Phil tonight. The UIS is here. H-Bomb,
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and Tyler Liger all come to join.
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Us for the Rollercoaster.
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And BroSidePhil, I haven't talked to you in a long time,
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but I've been wanting to ask you about this DarkSidePhil
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fitness and diet story arc that he kind of has
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been on, because it seems like bullshit to me. You're
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like a fitness guy and a weightlifter, right?
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Yeah, you think you want to ask me about it.
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You don't. Explain it to me. How is he lifting
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weights looking like a cancer patient? What is going on?
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And is he on Ozempic or is he just doesn't
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have money to buy his normal DoorDash deliveries or something? Well,
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he's spending all his money on children's cards. What is
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he up to, 20 grand?
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God, yes. Why do we have to talk about the cards?
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I fucking hate the cards. God, it's been over a
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year now. But he was doing his American Truck Simulator.
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And there's so many schools of thought. I have had
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people graciously say it's because of me.
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I disagree.
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I think it's because of LTG telling him that he
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was fat and out of shape. That he magically decided
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to get some dumbbells one day. I'm not sure why.
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But anyway, let's fast forward to now. He's obviously lost weight. Like,
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that's happened. That's a thing. I guess good for you, Phil.
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There are two schools of thought as to how. One
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is obviously O-O-O-O-Zempic. And then the other one is that
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he has some type of medical disease. People are saying,
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you know, liver damage and things of that nature. And then,
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of course, there's his theory, which is that– you're wise.
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I've been– I've been dieting, correct, and I've been lifting
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my weights, and it's been insufferable for anybody who's been
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inside a gym. It has been actual fucking torture. I
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don't even know where to start with it except to
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say he's a lying sack of shit. He's not lifting,
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and he's got a love affair with now flexing in
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front of the camera, even more so than a 13-year-old
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boy who went to conditioning for the first time and
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is walking in front of his crush. Like, it's actually embarrassing.
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And he won't fucking stop. He just, he keeps going. It's,
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like I said, it's insufferable.
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But anyway, yeah, I don't know.
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There's the, like, brief intro into the fucking bro, bro,
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Jim bro.
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I mean, you lift weights, and I know guys that
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lift weights, and he just doesn't look like he's actually
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doing what he's saying to me. So is this just
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a clone of the Traptors or something?
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Yeah.
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He looks like he's doing some patient. He doesn't look
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like he's lifting weights. He doesn't look like he's putting
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on muscle. He looks like he's losing muscle. Yeah, he is.
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He's emaciated. When he flexes his arm, obviously I'm not
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on camera, so you can't see it, but there's this
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really weird-ass line that goes down his forearm. And I
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actually had to go to AI and show comparison photos
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of myself and Phil and be like, what the fuck
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is this thing?
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I don't have it.
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And it looked at it and goes, oh, I know
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what that is. That is he had way too much
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fucking fat. He lost it too fast. And it's basically
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just excess skin going taut when he flexes his arm.
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It's just there's no mass there anymore. Like the fat
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dropped so fucking fast, the skin didn't have time to
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adjust like elastically to his arm. And so it's just
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this nasty flap that kind of goes top again.
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It's like a pregnant woman with extra skin. Yeah, it's awful.
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It's fucking terrible. But what he's doing, he's doing curls.
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And I swear to God, that's it. So if you
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want to go full autistic, and we're not– trust me,
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you don't. But if you want to, we could go
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through all eight of the exercises that he claims to do.
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I'm not going to go through them individually. But what
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he claims to exercise is– his abs, his biceps, his triceps,
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his back, and his chest across multiple exercises. What he
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actually trains is his bicep abs chest back back back
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back and back he runs like five exercises that he
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thinks uh works his shoulders and uh it works his.
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Tricep he's trying to keep his back strong in case
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he has to carry his big wife around on his back.
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No he has he has he has no fucking idea
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one of the exercises that he's doing is for the
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lats for the lateris uh oh god i i'm on
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i'm on a show i'm not going to be able
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to uh pronounce it lateris uh dorsi anyway it's for
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your lats it's for your back he calls this a
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tricep exercise And I don't know if you guys know
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anything about the human body, but the triceps and the
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lats don't do the same fucking thing. And so I
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am completely lost as to how this man is working
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out his triceps during a lat exercise movement. It fucking
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kills me.
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I guess we're going to start with the Dark Side
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Phil clips because this latest one, he's complaining that people
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are– Not only does he demand money, but he demands
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it when he wants it. Like, apparently early in the stream.
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And if he doesn't get it early in the stream,
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he's very upset now. Because his wife was mad at
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him or something. I don't know if he's supposed to
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rub her feet for an hour or something.
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Right?
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Or fan her.
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I had heard about this. I haven't seen this yet.
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I don't know. But he is complaining that people are
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giving him money too late. And so... He can't spend
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time with his wife. He has to stop at a
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certain time. So I don't know how I translate it
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as like, hey, assholes, not only do I demand you
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give me money, but I'm going to demand when you
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give me the money. Early in the show.
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I need to be coming abundantly clear. There has to
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be a change.
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When it comes to my late stream. What is that?
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What do I mean? I can't stay super late every night.
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That's gay DSP. The thing is.
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I've seen the gay DSP. I got the thing. Something
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has to change.
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And then all of a sudden, people will start flooding
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the stream with support, meaning I have to do DSP
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pack rips, which I'm happy to do. But because I
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didn't know that I was going to have to open
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a bunch of card packs, I didn't save time to
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do it. So we tried to rush to cram in
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a whole bunch of card openings, starting at like 9.30, 9.45.
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And then I end up opening cards past 10 o'clock
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to 10.15, sometimes even almost 10.30.
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For the record, when that happens, I almost don't get
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out of here until 11 p.m. And my wife.
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Goes to sleep because she has to get up early
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in the morning to work. So last night, as awesome
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as it was, which it was, and I do appreciate
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all of you.
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Yeah, I don't know about, is anybody married? I have
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a pet peeve about my wife telling me when to
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go to bed. And I know she means well, because
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I have to do things for the children in the morning.
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But like, I just can't stand a woman telling me
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when I got to go to bed. I'm a grown man,
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you know. Apparently, Bill's wife is telling him that, like,
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I guess he has to be in the bed with
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her when she gets into the bed or something.
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I don't know.
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I think I know what it is, though. She's concerned
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that she might roll over and he might not be
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able to climb over to get into the bed.
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I was going to say, of the two of them,
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she's the one that actually works a fucking job. So
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I don't know. She straight up wears the pants in
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the house. She probably knocks the door down like, motherfucker,
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I gotta sleep.
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I have work tomorrow, you asshole. Get off the internet.
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We did hear her on that Wings call.
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She could be the new Anissa. She could be ESP's Anissa.
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She's Lady Macbeth behind the scenes.
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She's the one running things.
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And she has a right to.
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One second. I just want to thank NotHenryTV just resubscribed
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on Kik. So big shout out and thank you to
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NotHenryTV who just resubscribed. And Ghost of Wilshire Boulevard just
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followed the channel. So follow our Kik channel. And we
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also want to thank TrolleyTolTol for the first super chat
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of the night. Hey, he needs that money now. October
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15th is just around the corner. He needs that money.
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He really, really does. That's what it is. Thank you
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for your kindness, Trolly Troll Troll, and thank you for
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your kindness, NotHenryTV. Just to let everybody know, we're a
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viewer-supported show. I'll read every single Super Chat, but we've
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got guests tonight, so I have to jam them in
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when we can. So if I don't read it right away,
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just know I will read every single Super Chat. I
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will thank every person for some kicks or gifted subs
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or subs over on Kik. Or super chats on whatever
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way that you support the stream, I will read. Let's
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continue this because I don't know why, but I get
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personally offended that he treats his audience like an ATM,
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you know?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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There have been times where, like, somebody came in at
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the last minute. We did, like, a four-hour stream, and
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the goal said, if we hit the goal, I'll do
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an hour of overtime. And somebody came in at the
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last minute and made us hit the goal. I did
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the hour of overtime. I'm not going to cry like
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a bitch.
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And get downstairs to way late. And she's like, I
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got to go to sleep now. I got to get
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up in the morning. You know, you should have, you know,
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cut it off earlier.
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And she's right.
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Okay.
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So I have to kind of.
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Start being more like hair, hair, hair or something. No, no, no.
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She works at like a lucky jeans or something like that.
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What's a lucky jeans. We don't have those here.
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Think of a more pretentious gap.
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A retail.
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Set with rules and time frames of streaming. I don't
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get to spend any time with my wife, and that's
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not right. Okay, so starting today.
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You think she would be happy that he's busy, right? Like, good,
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he's going to leave me alone.
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This is the new rule.
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You're not trying to climb on me like a hairy gorilla.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is he about to
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do this shit again? This happened, I think, during American
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Truck Sim. This motherfucker came out of left field. And
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was like– he was very unhappy that they were hitting– well,
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he was happy they were hitting the goal back when
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it was a goal. But he was very unhappy that
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it was being well-married at the very end. And so
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he went on this full fucking lecture about a year ago.
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But instead of– did he say 10 o'clock here?
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It was 9.30.
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Oh, jeez.
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After this, like every stream was like, guys, you guys,
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you guys, it's coming up to 930 and I have
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to go. I have to. And it was amazing because
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if it hit 930 and he hit the goal, yep,
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he was gone. If it hit 930 and he was
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$ 5 short of the.
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Goal, that's okay. He was back for another hour. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And that's what he's going to do.
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Don't forget the drinking streams too, where he had to like,
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you know, dictate when he, you gave him money so
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that he could drink when he wanted to drink. So
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that he could stay constantly drunk. He didn't want to
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come down off his drunk. No, but it was.
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Even worse than that because people paid him for shots
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and he was like, oh guys.
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I'm already.
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Yeah, he's not going to do it.
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I already had five shots. I'm not going to do it.
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Drink the shot, motherfucker. I don't care if you end
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up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning. If you promise
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the audience I'll do a shot every time you send $ 100,
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then you should do the shots.
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There are rules to the dance monkey business model.
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This is crazy period god forbid i get blackout and
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god forbid i get sober it doesn't matter what.
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We're ripping 10 p.m is the cutoff once it hits
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10 p.m pacific time okay guys that's it for tonight
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that we have any remaining packs they roll over to
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tomorrow's first stream if we're in the midst of a
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game unless.
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He probably told him that he has to tell the
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audience this because this sounds like It's under duress almost. Like,
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now guys, I have to end the stream at 10
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o'clock because my wife said so.
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Look, I normally wouldn't say this because I'm staunchly against it,
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but in Phil's situation, I hope Kat beats him.
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He's big enough to dominate him.
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We're literally in the final cutscene. We cut the stream off.
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Could you imagine her like, I want a snack pizza
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right now. Go make it for me, bitch.
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Okay, it's that simple. Because I can't have my family
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life being affected.
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His family life? What family, motherfucker?
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You have a woman and a cat?
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Because people last minute decide to start supporting. That's the
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whole point I've been trying to make to you guys
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over the course of this last couple of weeks is
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that if you're going to support.
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I can't imagine him having a child, though. I'm glad
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he doesn't have any children. I know a guy like
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him that completely ignored his child in favor of playing
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games constantly. And his wife was always telling me, like,
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I leave him alone with his son and he just
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ignores his son the whole time. He won't even, like,
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beat him or get him a drink or anything. That's
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not good, you know?
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That would be him. Or are you working to a
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goal somehow? If you want me to be yelling at
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the baby, we got to make the goal.
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Could you go to sleep?
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Because I have a goal to hit. Oh, dear God.
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Now what? I bought the game, correct? But Phil Jr.,
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we didn't get his Gerber today. And so if you
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want Phil Jr. to fucking eat... eat we need to
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hit the goal because i bought new px yeah there's
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no page bomb.
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Didn't we talk the other day about uh the whole
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gerber baby like food reviews yeah we did i thought
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he'd be doing like diaper diaper reviews.
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Yeah, which is better?
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Depends or the off-brand, yeah.
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He might do diaper reviews, but they're going to be
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labeled depends.
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Yeah, which cologne masks the scent of diapers?
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The scent of shit in my diaper, yeah.
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Or please do it as early as possible because we
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have to make time for the pack rips or else
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I don't know how long I have. And then I
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try to cram it and rush it in and that
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look what happens, right? So thank you for the support.
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I really appreciate it, but I hope you'll understand where
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I'm coming from, that I am married. I'm not a
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guy in his twenties sitting here all night with free
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time to do whatever.
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I have commitments. I had to spend time with my wife.
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I have things I need to do.
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I can't be here all day, every day, like I
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could 10, 15 years ago when I was single.
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I hope that that's understandable, okay? All right, so that's
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the new rule.
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The new rule is you guys have to pay me
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when I say or I'm not opening the stupid children's cards.
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10 p.m.
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Is the cutoff for every late stream that it starts tonight,
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even with the conclusion of Silent Hill. Let's say tonight
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we're finishing Silent Hill.
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Yeah, bullshit.
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If he's $ 5 away from that goal and it's 9.55,
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he's going to stay another 20 minutes of banking until
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he gets his last $ 5.
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He didn't even finish Silent Hill. He couldn't get past
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the puzzles.
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But he's going to do that. He's going to go
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long to reach the goal, but whatever goal reward will
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get rolled over. Even if he stays late just to
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get the goal, you're not getting what you want.
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Yeah, exactly. And that's bullshit. Maybe it's just me, but
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if I promise my audience something, I'm doing it, no
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matter what.
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35.
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That gives us 25 minutes for pack rips. That's it.
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Once we hit 10 p.m., we're done. Kerry's over to
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the next deck.
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All right.
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Bullshit. Buy a bandsaw and just fucking speed open that shit, man. You, like,
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you got 25 minutes. Here's the card.
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Here's the card.
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Here's the card. Here's the card.
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Here's the card.
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Here's the card. Okay, we opened that.
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I hope you got some dexterous hands, motherfucker. Yeah, no,
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no hits. Moving on. Yeah, no, no hits. Moving on.
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He's got to white glove it and rub all over
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it under the camera, and he's got to do all
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this like he knows what he's doing.
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Ooh, yeah, look at this.
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Okay.
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Fair enough, and I will re-explain this on the lead stream,
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because I know some people aren't here. They're not going
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to hear that. I just want everyone to know that, okay? So,
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it's that simple.
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Alright? If you don't understand, it's because you're not married.
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I love how, listen, I can understand a guy being
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a little arrogant about his unmarried friends or even audience members,
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I guess. Like, if you got a guy friend, and
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he has a smoke show a super hot wife and
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he says things like well you know come on guys
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i i gotta get home to my wife or whatever
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or even bust balls with people who don't have a
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wife you can kind of understand but like he's so
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proud of this fucking wife of his and it's like
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really dude you're gonna talk you know some guys would
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rather not be married than to be married to that you.
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Know yeah i i've said that phil has phil defines
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success by a checklist And so he, I own a
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house check. I get paid over a hundred thousand dollars
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a year. Check. I have a manatee that doubles as
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a human wife, you know, check, but at least I'm married.
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The kid thing is substituted somehow by a fucking cat.
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Yeah.
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And that's it.
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That's it.
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Those are, those are the check boxes. So if anybody
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was to come up to him, if you have an
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apartment and you're married, and you have a kid, and
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you're like, man, you're a piece of shit, he would
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point out, yeah, but you have an apartment, I have
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a house, I'm better than you. And Kat is one
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of those things. So if somebody attacks him, there you go,
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that's exactly how she's used.
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She might be an ogre, but it's still a wife.
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Ken Smith is here with one for the goal. Is
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it just me, or do Kat's eyes seem to be
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pleading help me in every picture of them together? And
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I can't agree with you more. Looks like she's like
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a hostage situation with like with like that syndrome that
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people Stockholm syndrome, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Uh, we want to, uh, welcome Otter sales who
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just chatted on the kick channel for the first time
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and follow the channel. So follow our kid channel, kick.com
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four slash true secret show. You get a big shout
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out and a big thank you. And little Mickey D
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just followed the channel as well. So thank you guys
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for the follow. And, uh, okay. We're all caught up
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on that. Let me get the next clip. These are
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each bomb clips though. So the audience should temper their expectations.
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The DSP doesn't even really have a house. I mean, it's, it's, I've,
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I've said it before. It's like a super apartment. It's not,
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it's not a house.
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Yeah.
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It's, it's a, like a duplex or triplex.
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Military housing is what it is, man. It's like a
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row house.
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It's like a row house in the city. Like he
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has one little slice of a building.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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It's like a it would be like a brownstone in
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the east, but it's made of stucco wood.
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Yeah.
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And it depends. Actually, it's Schrodinger's house.
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Right.
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So if if Phil, why can't you insert upgrade here,
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move desk there, make logical choice about your business? You guys,
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I don't have a lot of room. Correct. And fast
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forward like 34 seconds later, and it's like, you know, Phil,
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you seem like a brokie.
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A brokie?
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Have you seen the size of my fucking house? And
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it's amazing. It goes from a shack to a mansion,
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depending on the fucking stimuli.
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Yeah.
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You know, I've owned several houses in Philadelphia before. but
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they were row houses. Do you know what I mean?
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They were like connected to the neighbors. So I never
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felt like a real homeowner until I moved to the
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suburbs and got my own four walls. I felt like
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I was balling. Like I got my own four walls.
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Imagine that shit.
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Oh yeah.
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You can just yell all night and, you know, scream
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at the kids and nobody hears it. It's great.
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Oh yeah. We have a pretty, H bomb has been here.
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My house is pretty massive, but it's bigger than we
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need though. I, sometimes I feel like we, uh, I
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don't know. I just, when I first moved here, I
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00:26:28.509 --> 00:26:31.210
felt like we murdered rich people and stole their house. Like,
492
00:26:31.369 --> 00:26:34.269
cause when I was growing up, a house like this
493
00:26:34.390 --> 00:26:36.309
is like, if you, you know, you met some girl
494
00:26:36.390 --> 00:26:38.190
from the suburbs and you went over there and you're like,
495
00:26:38.210 --> 00:26:40.910
you got your own four walls and an in-ground pool
496
00:26:40.950 --> 00:26:44.009
in the background. Holy shit. You're rich. You got a
497
00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:47.839
hot tub and a big screen TV, you know? So.
498
00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:48.000
Yeah.
499
00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:50.700
He felt like he murdered them. Just don't, don't dig
500
00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:51.779
around in the backyard.
501
00:26:52.180 --> 00:26:52.859
Yeah.
502
00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:53.700
Yeah.
503
00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:55.680
You still need that central AC though.
504
00:26:57.150 --> 00:26:59.089
Do you ever feel ashamed of taking money from people
505
00:26:59.130 --> 00:27:00.869
when they should be giving that money to the church?
506
00:27:01.910 --> 00:27:02.230
No.
507
00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:04.170
Never.
508
00:27:04.619 --> 00:27:05.960
Not once has that.
509
00:27:05.779 --> 00:27:06.259
Been a thought.
510
00:27:06.359 --> 00:27:09.299
Who thought that he had any shame? A guy who
511
00:27:09.339 --> 00:27:10.720
begs this month has no shame.
512
00:27:10.740 --> 00:27:13.599
In my head. Here's what I have said.
513
00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:16.140
If you are a fan of my content, if you
514
00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:18.609
like the stuff that I'm putting out there, okay, and
515
00:27:18.619 --> 00:27:21.450
you wish to contribute, thank you for that. Really, I
516
00:27:21.470 --> 00:27:24.230
appreciate your time and I appreciate your support. That's why
517
00:27:24.250 --> 00:27:27.200
I get to continue doing what I love. That's why
518
00:27:27.220 --> 00:27:29.079
we get to have so much fun on stream. I
519
00:27:29.099 --> 00:27:30.900
can play any game I want. We can rip whatever
520
00:27:30.940 --> 00:27:33.509
TCG we want. We can have a ton of fun, chilling.
521
00:27:33.849 --> 00:27:36.170
The sets, you know, my lights blew out. Two, three
522
00:27:36.190 --> 00:27:37.630
years ago, I would have been like, shit, my lights
523
00:27:37.670 --> 00:27:37.950
blew out.
524
00:27:37.990 --> 00:27:39.630
Now I'm screwed. I gotta wait.
525
00:27:39.710 --> 00:27:41.400
Yeah, he would have just never had lights again.
526
00:27:41.420 --> 00:27:43.839
Be able to replace them.
527
00:27:43.940 --> 00:27:44.160
Oh, God.
528
00:27:44.180 --> 00:27:44.759
Because I'm doing.
529
00:27:44.819 --> 00:27:48.349
You just, like, do one... DoorDash a week less and
530
00:27:48.569 --> 00:27:51.349
buy those lights right away, but he won't, like, sacrifice
531
00:27:51.390 --> 00:27:52.529
his needs.
532
00:27:52.609 --> 00:27:54.450
So, well, I'll just buy an app. Oh, I did,
533
00:27:54.470 --> 00:27:55.309
and I have the new lights.
534
00:27:55.430 --> 00:27:57.789
Actually, I remember when I first started, and, like, if
535
00:27:57.869 --> 00:28:00.730
a fucking pair of headphones broke or something, that would
536
00:28:00.779 --> 00:28:04.059
be a major problem. Like, oh, no, I need 40
537
00:28:04.059 --> 00:28:05.500
bucks to buy more, you know?
538
00:28:05.660 --> 00:28:08.440
Back there, and everything's good, you see? That's the difference
539
00:28:08.460 --> 00:28:11.359
of the flexibility of being successful. Because people support you
540
00:28:11.380 --> 00:28:11.839
so much.
541
00:28:12.579 --> 00:28:15.140
That's another thing. Why does he constantly have to tell
542
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:20.329
people how successful he is? I'm successful, guys. I know
543
00:28:20.460 --> 00:28:24.569
a lot of very wealthy, successful business owners. And not
544
00:28:24.769 --> 00:28:27.589
one of them ever told me how successful they are.
545
00:28:27.650 --> 00:28:29.970
They don't need to. They don't need to.
546
00:28:30.690 --> 00:28:33.089
Which guy are you avoiding at the bar? The one
547
00:28:33.150 --> 00:28:35.690
that you can tell is jimmy-jacked under his shirt, has
548
00:28:35.730 --> 00:28:38.450
a thousand-yard stare, and just wants to drink his beer?
549
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:40.700
Or the asshole at the end of the bar who's
550
00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:44.400
talking about how he was a former special ops guy
551
00:28:44.740 --> 00:28:47.599
and he helped kill Osama bin Laden. I'll tell you what,
552
00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:50.519
I'm going after that guy. I buy them beers.
553
00:28:50.740 --> 00:28:54.940
I buy them beers. Help me find the secret methods, dude.
554
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.839
Did you meet any aliens?
555
00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:00.140
I love that.
556
00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:04.019
Now, what I always say is this. I appreciate your support.
557
00:29:04.509 --> 00:29:08.630
But please understand you should only do things within your means.
558
00:29:08.970 --> 00:29:09.289
Okay?
559
00:29:09.630 --> 00:29:10.950
If there are far more.
560
00:29:11.069 --> 00:29:13.789
How many people have gone bankrupt and told him they
561
00:29:13.829 --> 00:29:15.349
went bankrupt? Or what about that.
562
00:29:15.289 --> 00:29:18.769
One guy who says, my therapist.
563
00:29:18.269 --> 00:29:21.609
Is watching my accounts because they don't want me giving
564
00:29:21.630 --> 00:29:24.450
you money. They say it's bad for my recovery.
565
00:29:25.029 --> 00:29:27.710
Wasn't it last week he talked about payday loans?
566
00:29:28.670 --> 00:29:30.230
Yeah.
567
00:29:30.349 --> 00:29:32.890
Recommending payday loans to give him support.
568
00:29:34.829 --> 00:29:37.799
It's pretty bad. He's going to be telling the Dents
569
00:29:37.859 --> 00:29:39.940
to steal their parents' credit cards Jesus.
570
00:29:40.940 --> 00:29:43.599
The one guy went bankrupt, I think, three or four
571
00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:44.799
times for it.
572
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:48.900
Damn. I guess he brags all the time because there's
573
00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:52.390
always a new wheelchair rolling around and he wants to
574
00:29:52.430 --> 00:29:55.470
make sure that he catches them. He wants to reel
575
00:29:55.490 --> 00:29:55.869
them in.
576
00:29:57.130 --> 00:30:00.940
It depends, right? If it's somebody who gifts him 30 memberships,
577
00:30:00.980 --> 00:30:03.109
a hundred dollars or whatever like that, that is holy.
578
00:30:03.170 --> 00:30:05.390
That is sacred. And you are now my favorite, uh,
579
00:30:05.490 --> 00:30:08.769
little fucking pay pig, uh, forever. If two 20 shows
580
00:30:08.890 --> 00:30:11.829
up now, listen here, motherfucker, you're going to tell us
581
00:30:11.930 --> 00:30:13.839
exactly where this fucking money came from.
582
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:14.019
Right.
583
00:30:14.059 --> 00:30:14.519
God damn.
584
00:30:14.539 --> 00:30:14.740
Now.
585
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:15.640
Yeah.
586
00:30:15.779 --> 00:30:17.279
Where the fuck did that come from?
587
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:17.680
Bill?
588
00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:19.539
Right.
589
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:23.779
Uh, Well, I gotta be honest. I have to be honest.
590
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:27.420
I do. I never say anything, but I do occasionally
591
00:30:27.509 --> 00:30:31.710
wonder when an occasional whale comes through here. Cause I
592
00:30:31.730 --> 00:30:34.329
go like, I don't know, maybe just cause I'm married
593
00:30:34.349 --> 00:30:37.470
and I have children and a lot of problems and responsibilities,
594
00:30:37.549 --> 00:30:40.809
but like, I can't imagine dropping a few hundred dollars
595
00:30:41.089 --> 00:30:43.150
on a YouTube show that I like. I just don't
596
00:30:43.170 --> 00:30:45.730
have the money for that. So I wonder about those people.
597
00:30:46.130 --> 00:30:48.180
And I always say to myself, they must have it.
598
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:51.519
I hope that, you know, I hope that they have
599
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:54.519
that much disposable income, that that's not an issue for them.
600
00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:56.480
One time I even asked, you.
601
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.400
Know, I do that. I've had a lot of folks
602
00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:00.980
that have, that have given me, Oh, if it's over
603
00:31:01.019 --> 00:31:03.200
a hundred dollars and they're on my discord server, it's
604
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:05.279
almost a universal guarantee. I'm going to hit them up
605
00:31:05.319 --> 00:31:07.619
in DMS and be like, do you need this money back?
606
00:31:09.349 --> 00:31:11.769
Because I don't get me wrong. That is so cool
607
00:31:11.789 --> 00:31:14.309
of you. I really appreciate it. I don't feel deserving
608
00:31:14.369 --> 00:31:14.549
of it.
609
00:31:15.230 --> 00:31:16.450
And I will give it back.
610
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:20.259
And yeah.
611
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:25.150
Speaking of support and whales, we have RP708 with one
612
00:31:25.190 --> 00:31:27.589
for the goal. He's going to pull a soupy sales
613
00:31:27.650 --> 00:31:29.690
and tell kids to take money out of their parents'
614
00:31:29.769 --> 00:31:33.890
wallets and mail it to him. I can see that happening.
615
00:31:35.369 --> 00:31:38.890
I'm still fascinated after all this time, bro. Since that
616
00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:41.960
interview that I really thought that he was going to
617
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:45.299
collapse and not be able to make a living.
618
00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:46.640
Oh, he's Mr.
619
00:31:46.680 --> 00:31:47.440
Teflon, man.
620
00:31:47.500 --> 00:31:48.299
Nothing sticks to him.
621
00:31:49.769 --> 00:31:52.470
The guy jerked off in front of children and he
622
00:31:52.490 --> 00:31:57.150
still had a career. So yeah, I guess. Thank you, RP708,
623
00:31:57.210 --> 00:31:57.809
for kindness.
624
00:31:58.650 --> 00:32:01.750
I think ALT has said it on, and Triple P
625
00:32:01.769 --> 00:32:06.210
has said this too. He has like maybe three total
626
00:32:06.470 --> 00:32:10.299
actual supporters. And then he probably has anywhere between 30
627
00:32:10.299 --> 00:32:17.099
and 100 people who hate detractors. And so if one
628
00:32:17.140 --> 00:32:19.420
of those like three people doesn't show up and wail
629
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.269
out the fucking stream, there is a significant chance that
630
00:32:22.309 --> 00:32:24.869
those 20 or 60, although they can't wail out, are
631
00:32:24.890 --> 00:32:27.089
going to go, oh, no, poor Daddy Phillip is going
632
00:32:27.109 --> 00:32:30.619
to be fucking hung out to dry and the detractors
633
00:32:30.660 --> 00:32:32.740
are going to make fun of him. Well, to make
634
00:32:32.819 --> 00:32:36.430
sure we stick it to the fucking detractors. We're going to,
635
00:32:36.470 --> 00:32:39.970
we're going to give him some money. And honestly, if we, yeah,
636
00:32:40.029 --> 00:32:43.009
if we didn't exist, there'd be a, don't get me wrong.
637
00:32:43.049 --> 00:32:46.029
I'm not going nowhere. Fuck Phil. But if we didn't exist,
638
00:32:46.069 --> 00:32:49.190
there'd probably be less money going his way from the spiteful,
639
00:32:49.250 --> 00:32:50.630
the people who are just out there to spite the
640
00:32:50.650 --> 00:32:51.390
fucking detractors.
641
00:32:52.049 --> 00:32:54.299
Yeah. And I get upset when I see people like
642
00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:57.180
duty or somebody sending him a super, like when the
643
00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:00.799
detractors send a super chat just to get, just to like,
644
00:33:00.859 --> 00:33:02.660
don't send him money for that. Just put it in
645
00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:03.000
the chat.
646
00:33:03.019 --> 00:33:03.279
Yeah.
647
00:33:04.490 --> 00:33:08.130
And just call me Rogue. Just sent 100 kicks on kick,
648
00:33:08.190 --> 00:33:10.240
and we love that. Thank you. Just call me Rogue
649
00:33:10.299 --> 00:33:15.519
for kindness, generosity, and support. Let's continue with what... This
650
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:17.859
is crazy. Like, I don't feel guilty when people give
651
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:18.259
me money.
652
00:33:18.279 --> 00:33:18.690
And your money, too.
653
00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:22.990
Whether it be yourself, your family, all right? Your own sustenance.
654
00:33:23.250 --> 00:33:25.009
Whether it be you think there's a better cause or
655
00:33:25.029 --> 00:33:26.529
a better thing. Whatever you want to give it to,
656
00:33:26.529 --> 00:33:27.710
you give it to whatever you want.
657
00:33:28.250 --> 00:33:28.529
All right?
658
00:33:28.609 --> 00:33:29.250
Understand that.
659
00:33:29.829 --> 00:33:31.829
You should be doing what's best for you and your
660
00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:34.819
own situation in life, and you should never... get so
661
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:39.380
addicted to online contributing that you basically put yourself into
662
00:33:39.420 --> 00:33:40.210
a bad position.
663
00:33:40.250 --> 00:33:41.009
Does that make sense?
664
00:33:41.250 --> 00:33:43.730
You mean like that guy that couldn't buy Burger King
665
00:33:43.769 --> 00:33:46.109
for himself because he gave his last five bucks?
666
00:33:46.150 --> 00:33:46.750
PWR.
667
00:33:50.920 --> 00:33:52.839
I don't know who pissed in that guy's Cheerios, but
668
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:55.000
every once in a while he tweets something really mean
669
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:57.960
at me, like he hopes I get cancer and fucking dies.
670
00:33:58.019 --> 00:34:00.359
And I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? What did I say?
671
00:34:00.460 --> 00:34:04.440
You're a DSP quarter-eight artist, dude.
672
00:34:04.660 --> 00:34:07.809
Didn't it come out he was like hardcore LARPing and
673
00:34:07.930 --> 00:34:11.090
just kept going for years and years and years?
674
00:34:11.949 --> 00:34:17.489
You're stealing my contributions. You're an absolute degenerate, I swear
675
00:34:17.530 --> 00:34:19.010
to God. You effing blank.
676
00:34:20.170 --> 00:34:22.050
I hate to say it, but these.
677
00:34:21.969 --> 00:34:24.769
People usually jump on streams and get thousands of subs.
678
00:34:25.210 --> 00:34:26.550
And people who are opening.
679
00:34:26.289 --> 00:34:30.139
Their fucking wallets for digital social interactions. Those people are
680
00:34:30.420 --> 00:34:33.840
messed up. No normal person should be doing that. Okay,
681
00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:37.340
I've always said I am successful because I appeal to
682
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.760
a wide audience and a variety of viewers who come
683
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:43.289
by for various things. Someone might come by and support
684
00:34:43.309 --> 00:34:46.510
the podcast this morning. Someone might come by only specifically
685
00:34:46.550 --> 00:34:49.110
tonight because I'm playing Wolverine and support that. Some people
686
00:34:49.150 --> 00:34:52.010
might come later this week when I play Hellraiser and
687
00:34:52.059 --> 00:34:53.460
some people might be on the stream when I play
688
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:56.099
old school fighting games. And they're all different audiences and
689
00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:56.860
they all support.
690
00:34:57.420 --> 00:34:59.519
There was one guy in his live.
691
00:34:59.340 --> 00:35:02.219
Chat one time, I wish I saved the screenshot, that
692
00:35:02.260 --> 00:35:04.059
was like, it was near the end of the month
693
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:05.000
and Phil was really begging.
694
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:21.889
And he sent a message that was like, I'm sorry, Phil,
695
00:35:21.909 --> 00:35:29.989
I don't get my disability check. I can't today, Phil,
696
00:35:30.369 --> 00:35:33.760
because I'm still waiting on my disability check. And we
697
00:35:33.820 --> 00:35:36.800
have MethBear. What a user ID.
698
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:38.579
Cheating horses don't need honeymoons.
699
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:46.840
When there are hogan's to pull yeah.
700
00:35:46.420 --> 00:35:48.400
There's to be a supposed to be a 10-year plan
701
00:35:48.460 --> 00:35:50.480
i believe it was that just got.
702
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.980
To get out of this right yeah well thank you
703
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:56.659
meth bear for your kindness generosity and support isn't there
704
00:35:56.679 --> 00:36:00.079
isn't there a movie about a cocaine bear we need
705
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:03.519
a movie about a meth bear too thank you what
706
00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:06.800
a bunch of degenerates in my audience i like the
707
00:36:06.969 --> 00:36:10.909
one guy His user ID is PPP's Unwashed Penis. And
708
00:36:10.969 --> 00:36:14.610
he likes to donate. That's what I have to keep saying.
709
00:36:14.710 --> 00:36:16.289
PPP's Unwashed Penis.
710
00:36:16.369 --> 00:36:19.909
PPP's Unwashed Penis. He straight up needs an alt account
711
00:36:19.949 --> 00:36:26.659
that's just as PPP Smegma and just complete the set.
712
00:36:27.030 --> 00:36:27.530
Oh, God.
713
00:36:28.179 --> 00:36:30.519
He's got a blue check by his name. He's the
714
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:31.099
real penis.
715
00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:34.079
PPP Jizz Guzzler or something like that.
716
00:36:34.099 --> 00:36:34.800
I'm like, Jesus.
717
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:39.309
Jesus. Let's hear what else Bill has to say.
718
00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:43.489
And do all kinds of deprived, deplorable things. Instead, it's
719
00:36:43.670 --> 00:36:47.849
everyone working together. Therefore, no one's going broke, supporting me
720
00:36:47.889 --> 00:36:49.800
and allowing me to have a nice life.
721
00:36:50.139 --> 00:36:52.960
Does that make sense? And I don't want anyone going
722
00:36:53.159 --> 00:36:54.000
out of their way.
723
00:36:56.780 --> 00:36:57.239
Oh, sorry, man.
724
00:36:57.260 --> 00:37:00.159
No, I was going to say Timbo Slice went fucking broke, bankrupt,
725
00:37:00.449 --> 00:37:01.050
going after him.
726
00:37:01.510 --> 00:37:03.739
It's a good idea for him to watch Phil expand
727
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:05.119
for his pity.
728
00:37:05.300 --> 00:37:07.840
I just want everyone to enjoy the content and overall everyone.
729
00:37:07.579 --> 00:37:10.619
Coming together so that we can be successful and have
730
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:12.159
a good time together and I can make the content
731
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:14.219
I love and we can all have a good time.
732
00:37:14.260 --> 00:37:16.389
Does that make sense? So, you think your money is
733
00:37:16.409 --> 00:37:17.750
better used elsewhere? Go for it.
734
00:37:18.230 --> 00:37:19.590
I'm not going to sit here and be angry at
735
00:37:19.610 --> 00:37:20.909
you because you think that you should go to the
736
00:37:20.949 --> 00:37:22.150
church or you should do this or that.
737
00:37:22.170 --> 00:37:24.329
Unless you're here in chat, unless you're here in chat,
738
00:37:24.349 --> 00:37:27.030
then it's a problem though because you're not supporting.
739
00:37:31.820 --> 00:37:32.000
Correct.
740
00:37:32.019 --> 00:37:32.719
Did I hear that correctly?
741
00:37:32.739 --> 00:37:34.659
Did this motherfucker just say, if you like the fact
742
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:35.659
that I have a lavish.
743
00:37:54.869 --> 00:37:55.730
Well, there's no given list.
744
00:37:55.750 --> 00:37:56.210
You have to.
745
00:37:56.469 --> 00:37:59.429
But if you like the fact that I live like
746
00:37:59.469 --> 00:38:02.110
a lavish lifestyle, you want to make sure that I
747
00:38:02.150 --> 00:38:06.010
continue to live a lavish lifestyle. Well, daddy just needs
748
00:38:06.070 --> 00:38:08.469
that money. Okay. Now, what do you get for it?
749
00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:09.780
Fuck you. That's what you get.
750
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:11.090
But daddy needs it.
751
00:38:11.860 --> 00:38:14.500
My favorite was David Wilcock, who said, I only made $ 250, 000
752
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:15.059
last year on YouTube.
753
00:38:24.489 --> 00:38:28.030
And it's just not enough. Like, he went to the
754
00:38:28.469 --> 00:38:32.099
donors and said, like, I only made 250K.
755
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:34.159
And it's just not enough.
756
00:38:34.260 --> 00:38:38.750
I could barely survive. Those exact words. I could barely survive.
757
00:38:39.449 --> 00:38:43.219
It's barely enough to survive. Tales of the Sonic Voyage
758
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.400
with one for the goal, here's five bucks Phil will
759
00:38:45.420 --> 00:38:46.800
never see. Well, good for that.
760
00:38:46.940 --> 00:38:47.139
Yeah.
761
00:38:47.340 --> 00:38:49.820
If you want to anger Phil, just send me the money.
762
00:38:50.019 --> 00:38:51.099
That's the way you do it.
763
00:38:51.139 --> 00:38:53.909
Thank you, Tales of the Sonic Voyage. Because every time
764
00:38:53.949 --> 00:38:56.349
I get a donation, what did he say? I'm a
765
00:38:56.409 --> 00:39:01.769
small time content creator or something? And like, he trashed
766
00:39:01.829 --> 00:39:05.530
me and said nobody watches me. And I'm like, bitch,
767
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:09.219
you don't get many more viewers than me. And half
768
00:39:09.260 --> 00:39:12.579
your viewers are hate watchers since Raw Phil's not around anymore,
769
00:39:12.659 --> 00:39:16.539
so shut up, you know? Like, I don't know. I
770
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:17.239
don't get it.
771
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:20.139
50 today, then we'll get the bonus pack of Terrestrial
772
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:23.230
Festival EX and another pack of 30th Celebration. Remember, I
773
00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:26.769
have 13 packs left of 30th. Let's open them all today.
774
00:39:27.349 --> 00:39:28.130
All right, let's go.
775
00:39:28.150 --> 00:39:28.869
So he wants 13 times 100?
776
00:39:29.820 --> 00:39:32.719
Or is it 13 times 50 times 50 well you
777
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:35.360
got it so it depends on the rules first rule
778
00:39:35.579 --> 00:39:38.079
is if you're phil you're gay the second one is
779
00:39:38.099 --> 00:39:40.360
you got to get a hundred dollars okay if once
780
00:39:40.380 --> 00:39:42.699
you get a hundred dollars then it becomes every 50
781
00:39:42.699 --> 00:39:44.969
dollars now after that Phil's gay.
782
00:39:45.650 --> 00:39:50.909
Then it's the dumbest fucking shit, man.
783
00:39:51.050 --> 00:39:53.889
He just basically said, I expect to get $ 700. Yes.
784
00:39:54.170 --> 00:39:56.190
Basically.
785
00:39:56.550 --> 00:39:56.869
Wow.
786
00:39:58.409 --> 00:40:01.590
But don't put yourself into a financial rut to do it.
787
00:40:02.150 --> 00:40:03.329
Don't go crazy.
788
00:40:03.789 --> 00:40:05.190
Don't go. Don't be addicted.
789
00:40:05.510 --> 00:40:08.750
Don't think that there's some kind of social, you know,
790
00:40:08.809 --> 00:40:10.630
relationship here in a giant old home.
791
00:40:10.730 --> 00:40:11.170
Thank you.
792
00:40:11.230 --> 00:40:13.289
Because you're so no, because that's never going to happen.
793
00:40:13.690 --> 00:40:16.889
I hate to say that there's these social parasites, these
794
00:40:16.909 --> 00:40:20.409
people online, pretend like everything is some amazing party atmosphere,
795
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:22.739
and that they love you, and they're in a, oh, wow,
796
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:25.199
so awesome that you dropped thousands of dollars on us today.
797
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:25.619
No.
798
00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:27.039
No.
799
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:29.199
What's the difference?
800
00:40:29.539 --> 00:40:30.610
I know, right?
801
00:40:31.070 --> 00:40:34.929
Just give people what they want, right? Mm-hmm.
802
00:40:35.710 --> 00:40:36.730
Gotta be a man of the people.
803
00:40:38.170 --> 00:40:38.650
I don't know.
804
00:40:39.820 --> 00:40:42.760
I just don't understand it. I don't get it. You're
805
00:40:42.780 --> 00:40:46.590
paying this man to open toys that he already owns.
806
00:40:48.230 --> 00:40:51.429
This one is my favorite clip. Duty stream clip. DSP
807
00:40:51.449 --> 00:40:54.769
goes full retard justifying why he's a sad hermit. Oh
808
00:40:54.829 --> 00:41:00.280
my god. Wait, what? He goes full retard justifying why
809
00:41:00.300 --> 00:41:02.920
he is a sad hermit. Next card.
810
00:41:03.980 --> 00:41:04.980
It's a weird looking card.
811
00:41:05.579 --> 00:41:06.300
What the heck is this?
812
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:08.219
Quitto? Quitto.
813
00:41:09.429 --> 00:41:10.170
I didn't think this through.
814
00:41:10.190 --> 00:41:15.969
All right, let's continue. Rack Cat, a raccoon. What does
815
00:41:15.989 --> 00:41:16.219
that say?
816
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:19.380
Loses all mobility when not in Japan. Rocket attacks target
817
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:20.559
insanely loud noises.
818
00:41:21.300 --> 00:41:21.539
All right.
819
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.780
It's nice looking. I'll order some more of these Begimon
820
00:41:24.820 --> 00:41:25.650
cards for my shipper.
821
00:41:25.829 --> 00:41:26.449
Hang on, you guys.
822
00:41:26.510 --> 00:41:27.789
Begimon cards.
823
00:41:27.849 --> 00:41:28.050
Yes.
824
00:41:28.130 --> 00:41:28.469
Oh, yes.
825
00:41:43.300 --> 00:41:44.449
I don't know.
826
00:41:44.469 --> 00:41:47.539
Um, but I don't care either. Like, that's what I
827
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:49.179
feel like the, Oh, by the way, is this wrong?
828
00:41:49.539 --> 00:41:50.840
I think we went to four packs, right?
829
00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:51.179
We did.
830
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:53.659
Cause that's three milestones and we had the bonus pack.
831
00:41:53.739 --> 00:41:53.980
Okay.
832
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:58.480
Um, in my opinion, and this is just my opinion.
833
00:41:59.179 --> 00:42:02.829
All right. I, I used to be like so heavily
834
00:42:02.849 --> 00:42:04.769
in the movies. Today, I think the better movies, they
835
00:42:04.789 --> 00:42:07.469
don't need the theater experience anymore because the better movies
836
00:42:07.510 --> 00:42:09.789
are based on a unique narrative or good acting and
837
00:42:09.809 --> 00:42:11.369
you don't need a theater to experience that.
838
00:42:11.570 --> 00:42:13.260
In other words, I don't want to leave my house.
839
00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:14.179
I don't want to leave.
840
00:42:14.219 --> 00:42:15.400
I was about ready to say.
841
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:15.559
Yeah.
842
00:42:17.050 --> 00:42:19.590
They're based on a good narrative and acting.
843
00:42:19.889 --> 00:42:21.090
Oh, of course!
844
00:42:21.570 --> 00:42:26.139
Back in 2000s, shit acting and boring plots were the
845
00:42:26.280 --> 00:42:29.780
fucking rage. It was all in. What the fuck is
846
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:30.960
this guy talking about?
847
00:42:31.219 --> 00:42:32.800
I know, he's really stretching it.
848
00:42:32.820 --> 00:42:36.900
If you need a theater to make a movie good,
849
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.460
then maybe the movie isn't good. Maybe the theater is.
850
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:42.340
Did you ever think about that? Like, I want you
851
00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:44.400
to think about the Avatar movies, right?
852
00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:45.420
Everyone says, oh my god.
853
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:49.800
Yeah, I don't know. I will say this. Because it's
854
00:42:49.820 --> 00:42:52.230
so expensive now, it takes a lot to get me
855
00:42:52.250 --> 00:42:53.190
to go to the theater.
856
00:42:53.849 --> 00:42:56.110
And I could back that take 100%.
857
00:42:56.110 --> 00:43:00.630
I'd take my son, but sometimes I'll say to him, like, well,
858
00:43:00.949 --> 00:43:03.829
I'll give you the choice, Xavier. Do you want to
859
00:43:03.869 --> 00:43:05.809
go to the theater and see this one movie, or
860
00:43:05.869 --> 00:43:09.730
do you want to rent or buy five on streaming?
861
00:43:10.429 --> 00:43:13.400
And we'll plug in the projector at home. I have
862
00:43:13.420 --> 00:43:16.679
a huge wall that's painted white just for the projector
863
00:43:17.300 --> 00:43:19.980
in our living room. And we have 30 foot high ceilings.
864
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.650
So it's huge. It's almost as good as the theater.
865
00:43:23.110 --> 00:43:25.789
And I let him decide in some movies like Spider-Man,
866
00:43:25.809 --> 00:43:27.210
he was like, no, I want to see it on
867
00:43:27.230 --> 00:43:29.769
the big screen, dad. And I go, okay. But you know,
868
00:43:30.010 --> 00:43:33.260
for me and my son and popcorn, it's like 75 bucks.
869
00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:36.659
So there, there are matinees. You can go like on
870
00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:40.639
the weekend times, but still buying any kind of food,
871
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:41.679
you're going to go broke.
872
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:44.320
Yeah, it's 15 bucks for a soda now.
873
00:43:44.340 --> 00:43:46.860
God, if you see Avatar in the theater with the
874
00:43:46.980 --> 00:43:50.469
special 3D iMac shit, it's so good. Okay, well, I've
875
00:43:50.929 --> 00:43:54.570
seen Avatar at home, and it's not that impressive. The
876
00:43:54.630 --> 00:43:56.769
CGI is the only good thing, and that was only
877
00:43:56.829 --> 00:43:58.730
for the first movie. I saw the second one, Way
878
00:43:58.750 --> 00:44:00.329
of Water, and was not impressed at all.
879
00:44:01.130 --> 00:44:04.170
But you're also smelling a backed-up toilet. You have a
880
00:44:04.190 --> 00:44:06.570
fixture toilet, so you're smelling that, where you're not going
881
00:44:06.590 --> 00:44:08.010
to smell that at a movie theater.
882
00:44:08.690 --> 00:44:09.590
The movie.
883
00:44:09.610 --> 00:44:10.349
The answer?
884
00:44:10.389 --> 00:44:12.559
There's nothing.
885
00:44:13.019 --> 00:44:15.639
You might kind of smell a hot buttered popcorn smell,
886
00:44:15.659 --> 00:44:21.980
but that might be cat's feet you're smelling.
887
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:25.639
I don't not understand. Like, listen, I can sometimes be
888
00:44:26.059 --> 00:44:29.670
like a typical husband and like, yeah, honey, I'll fix it. Yeah, honey,
889
00:44:29.730 --> 00:44:32.030
I'll fix it. Yeah, honey, I'll fix it. But I
890
00:44:32.070 --> 00:44:36.170
draw the line at toilet. The toilet is broken. It's
891
00:44:36.429 --> 00:44:39.980
all hands on deck. Like, My autistic son, I don't
892
00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:42.670
know why, but he was watching YouTube videos of people
893
00:44:42.750 --> 00:44:45.690
putting shit in toilets, and then he decided this would
894
00:44:45.710 --> 00:44:48.570
be a good idea. He put a bunch of lemons
895
00:44:48.670 --> 00:44:52.849
in the toilet and then flushed the toilet. I tried.
896
00:44:53.590 --> 00:44:57.780
I tried for like four hours. I could not get
897
00:44:57.820 --> 00:45:01.059
it unstuck, so I had to take the whole toilet out,
898
00:45:01.099 --> 00:45:02.579
throw it in the trash, and put a whole new
899
00:45:02.659 --> 00:45:04.360
one in, but it was done by the next day.
900
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.559
How do you just live in a house with busted
901
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:08.260
toilet for.
902
00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:10.599
Like, and didn't even just cover it, cover it with
903
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:13.000
some plastic. So that's going to like plastic bag.
904
00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:14.500
Yeah.
905
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:17.820
Mold everywhere. You know, who the hell knows where that mold.
906
00:45:17.539 --> 00:45:20.940
I provide, I provide this cursed knowledge wherever I go.
907
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:23.239
I don't apologize for it anymore because it gets a
908
00:45:23.510 --> 00:45:25.110
good giggle. And then I get a lot of people
909
00:45:25.139 --> 00:45:27.030
who want to hit me. And then that, that makes
910
00:45:27.070 --> 00:45:30.050
me laugh. But knowing what he does with the toilet,
911
00:45:30.070 --> 00:45:32.510
knowing how he eats food, knowing about his greasy hair
912
00:45:32.550 --> 00:45:35.150
and all that jazz, I have just one quick question.
913
00:45:35.619 --> 00:45:37.110
And the bacon grease, remember?
914
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:41.190
Yeah, the bacon grease. What color do you think their
915
00:45:41.269 --> 00:45:42.349
white bed sheets are?
916
00:45:42.710 --> 00:45:46.489
Gross.
917
00:45:46.909 --> 00:45:47.809
Gross.
918
00:45:48.130 --> 00:45:49.550
Stay with that knowledge for a little while.
919
00:45:50.210 --> 00:45:51.949
Theater experience around it?
920
00:45:52.289 --> 00:45:54.380
I don't know. Did anybody ever, when you were single,
921
00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:57.480
if you saw a woman's apartment and it was really dirty,
922
00:45:57.539 --> 00:46:01.599
you would run? I would immediately go, if this woman's
923
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:05.599
house was really really dirty i was like yeah there's
924
00:46:05.659 --> 00:46:08.380
no fixing this woman like because i'm a slob too
925
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:09.400
so i can't no.
926
00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:14.199
Nope because you could be surrounded by this state-of-the-art surround.
927
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:17.400
And especially my rule was if my house is cleaner
928
00:46:17.420 --> 00:46:20.860
than hers it's an it's an it's it's instant breakup
929
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:22.019
like no.
930
00:46:22.179 --> 00:46:24.139
Sound and these great visuals but who gives a fuck
931
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:27.500
that's not really the movie the core experience of a
932
00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:31.219
movie is supposed to be a narrative and or the
933
00:46:31.300 --> 00:46:35.679
talent of the people involved. Now, technical aspect is one thing,
934
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:38.460
but that's one thing. That's like saying you have a
935
00:46:38.500 --> 00:46:40.940
game that has amazing graphics and sound, but the gameplay
936
00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:41.429
is shit?
937
00:46:41.739 --> 00:46:42.510
Is it a good game?
938
00:46:44.349 --> 00:46:48.610
Well, you asked about the workout arc. That's the same thing.
939
00:46:48.690 --> 00:46:51.289
He got into the workout arc for like five seconds.
940
00:46:51.329 --> 00:46:53.769
He did some curls. He got a little baby bump,
941
00:46:53.809 --> 00:46:55.909
and all of a sudden he was given dietary advice,
942
00:46:55.989 --> 00:46:58.150
and that's what fucking set me off.
943
00:46:58.170 --> 00:46:58.900
Sorry, I.
944
00:47:00.329 --> 00:47:01.550
what they call popcorn movies.
945
00:47:01.570 --> 00:47:04.550
You sit there shoveling popcorn into your mouth, unplugging your brain,
946
00:47:04.980 --> 00:47:06.820
and you let the theater take you for a ride,
947
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:08.539
and you think it's the best movie ever made when
948
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:12.570
in reality, the plot is fucking Last of the Mohicans Pocahontas.
949
00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:15.070
It was stolen from other things, but you're so dumb
950
00:47:15.090 --> 00:47:17.469
you don't even realize that. You think it's some great concept.
951
00:47:17.530 --> 00:47:17.869
It's not.
952
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:20.820
So for me, I see Avatar and I'm like, this
953
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:22.900
movie isn't even good. Like, it's just shitty.
954
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:25.969
But people made it the most profitable movie of all
955
00:47:26.010 --> 00:47:28.110
time at the time because they're dumb. They kept going
956
00:47:28.150 --> 00:47:29.949
to the theater to see it over and over. So
957
00:47:29.969 --> 00:47:31.349
you're paying for the theater experience.
958
00:47:31.389 --> 00:47:33.750
Good for you. But that doesn't mean it's a good movie.
959
00:47:34.409 --> 00:47:36.360
Most good movies that I've seen in the last 10,
960
00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:38.550
15 years, I saw digitally at home and I loved them.
961
00:47:38.590 --> 00:47:39.849
And I didn't need to go to the theater to
962
00:47:39.889 --> 00:47:42.150
enjoy them. I'm just saying.
963
00:47:44.730 --> 00:47:44.969
Whatever.
964
00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:48.250
Whatever. He just doesn't want to leave his house.
965
00:47:48.309 --> 00:47:49.869
And we're just not allowed to go to the theater
966
00:47:49.909 --> 00:47:50.710
and enjoy the movie.
967
00:47:50.809 --> 00:47:53.659
And James Cameron makes terrible movies, right?
968
00:47:53.820 --> 00:47:54.079
Yeah.
969
00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:54.599
Come on.
970
00:47:54.639 --> 00:47:57.400
Comedy Masters is a live-action series. Like, One Piece, Sopranos,
971
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:59.230
Cobra Kai are better than movies these days.
972
00:48:00.250 --> 00:48:03.829
Prior to this– prior to the workout arc, I think
973
00:48:03.849 --> 00:48:05.429
it was about six months prior to the workout arc,
974
00:48:05.489 --> 00:48:08.530
he was going to go get some cookies in public
975
00:48:08.590 --> 00:48:11.000
from like Crumble Cookie or some shit like that, right?
976
00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:11.960
Oh, yeah.
977
00:48:12.300 --> 00:48:15.440
And somebody said, I know where that place is. I
978
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:17.159
know when you're going to go get it. And I'm
979
00:48:17.179 --> 00:48:19.380
going to– and it got blown up on Twitter that, hey,
980
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:20.639
somebody is going to be waiting for him in the
981
00:48:20.659 --> 00:48:21.380
parking lot, right?
982
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:21.579
Yeah.
983
00:48:22.289 --> 00:48:24.570
No cookies for you, bitch!
984
00:48:25.070 --> 00:48:29.219
No cookies for you, bitch! This motherfucker on stream said,
985
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:31.849
do you think anybody is actually going to show up?
986
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:32.400
No.
987
00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:34.880
Because if they did, I would whoop their ass.
988
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:36.639
What?
989
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:37.820
Yeah, right.
990
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:38.559
Deadass.
991
00:48:38.659 --> 00:48:41.329
I want to kick their ass, dude. I want to
992
00:48:41.349 --> 00:48:45.809
thank Jeff Call Me Rope for 100 kicks. Holding down
993
00:48:45.849 --> 00:48:49.449
the kick support single-handedly, Jeff Call Me Rope. Thank you
994
00:48:49.469 --> 00:48:49.630
for that.
995
00:48:49.650 --> 00:48:50.849
The original Karate Kid movie.
996
00:48:53.050 --> 00:48:54.679
Some movies are made for theater some for home it
997
00:48:54.699 --> 00:48:56.550
depends being a good actor in movies to the theater
998
00:48:56.570 --> 00:48:59.630
it might feel the same i don't know i guess
999
00:48:59.710 --> 00:49:01.690
i guess it's your preference if you're if you're someone
1000
00:49:01.710 --> 00:49:04.449
who's all about the effects and the sound all.
1001
00:49:04.389 --> 00:49:06.070
Right the big movies are better.
1002
00:49:05.929 --> 00:49:08.389
Then i guess the theater experience matters to you to
1003
00:49:08.429 --> 00:49:10.530
me that's like i would much rather have a game
1004
00:49:11.030 --> 00:49:14.309
that hooks me on gameplay than have great graphics and
1005
00:49:14.349 --> 00:49:16.650
sound does that make sense that's why all these games
1006
00:49:16.670 --> 00:49:18.710
that are a dime a dozen but look good i.
1007
00:49:19.530 --> 00:49:23.179
That's that's Out and out. I would rather have something
1008
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:25.239
that hooks me on narrative and blah blah. Guys, look
1009
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:27.440
at the Wolverine graphics. They're so good.
1010
00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:31.400
It is bullshit. Well, that game was made for a
1011
00:49:31.420 --> 00:49:33.440
target audience of him, so....
1012
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:38.139
You know, Onimusha Way of the Sword looks gorgeous, but
1013
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:41.329
the game... isn't that impressive gameplay wise. So I don't really,
1014
00:49:41.530 --> 00:49:44.210
I'm not really enjoying it. Does that make sense? Versus
1015
00:49:44.230 --> 00:49:46.710
someone might actually just love that experience. It always goes
1016
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:49.019
to the theater and they're a cinema file or whatever.
1017
00:49:49.460 --> 00:49:50.480
I'm definitely not that.
1018
00:49:50.960 --> 00:49:51.280
Okay.
1019
00:49:52.099 --> 00:49:55.000
No, you're a pedophile. No, not that.
1020
00:49:55.699 --> 00:49:58.059
Not a cinema. More like a pedo. Yes.
1021
00:50:02.699 --> 00:50:03.820
God, these pauses.
1022
00:50:04.530 --> 00:50:07.789
Dead Airbirds and Dune and The Odyssey are great examples
1023
00:50:07.829 --> 00:50:11.210
that those movies are better in the theater than they
1024
00:50:11.250 --> 00:50:13.809
would be at home. I haven't seen any of the
1025
00:50:13.829 --> 00:50:15.010
Dune movies. How many are out now?
1026
00:50:15.289 --> 00:50:15.829
I don't even know.
1027
00:50:16.929 --> 00:50:18.429
The Odyssey I would like to see just because it
1028
00:50:18.469 --> 00:50:20.730
was such a controversial thing when it came out. So
1029
00:50:20.750 --> 00:50:22.349
eventually I'd like to see that on demand and see
1030
00:50:22.369 --> 00:50:25.070
what I think. The thing isn't like way too long. Again,
1031
00:50:25.449 --> 00:50:26.150
that's another thing.
1032
00:50:26.690 --> 00:50:28.880
These movies are so fucking long now.
1033
00:50:28.929 --> 00:50:32.500
He's asking that as a question. Isn't it way too long?
1034
00:50:33.550 --> 00:50:37.590
Yeah, that's because this guy can't go somewhere and not
1035
00:50:37.690 --> 00:50:40.369
beg for three hours. That's the problem that he has
1036
00:50:40.389 --> 00:50:43.050
with a three-hour movie. Like, you guys want me, I
1037
00:50:43.090 --> 00:50:45.329
gotta go to this movie, and I'll be off-stream not
1038
00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:46.730
begging for three hours.
1039
00:50:47.269 --> 00:50:52.050
I wonder if he's got a form of Tourette's in public, where, like, he's, okay,
1040
00:50:52.070 --> 00:50:56.440
your total is 1727. Can we get some support? Fuck,
1041
00:50:56.460 --> 00:51:00.239
I'm out in the open. I'm sorry.
1042
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:01.460
He's in the wild.
1043
00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:04.199
We don't have hours to do anything. I don't have
1044
00:51:04.219 --> 00:51:05.980
three and a half hours to do anything in my life,
1045
00:51:06.099 --> 00:51:07.219
and you expect me to have three and a half
1046
00:51:07.260 --> 00:51:08.559
hours to fucking watch your movie?
1047
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:10.960
Jesus Christ.
1048
00:51:11.510 --> 00:51:11.840
Wow.
1049
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:15.070
First world problems.
1050
00:51:15.510 --> 00:51:15.800
Okay.
1051
00:51:15.949 --> 00:51:17.969
Yeah, maybe if you weren't on stream for 12 hours
1052
00:51:17.989 --> 00:51:19.050
a day begging like a crackhead.
1053
00:51:19.070 --> 00:51:21.070
Wendy, friend, can you please stop spamming? I've already told
1054
00:51:21.090 --> 00:51:22.769
you my wife doesn't even like horror movies. Why would
1055
00:51:22.789 --> 00:51:25.929
she go see Resident Evil with me? She doesn't like
1056
00:51:25.969 --> 00:51:26.429
gore or horror.
1057
00:51:26.449 --> 00:51:27.989
She's your fucking wife?
1058
00:51:29.610 --> 00:51:31.510
I think my wife does shit that she doesn't want
1059
00:51:31.530 --> 00:51:33.070
to do all the time. That's her job.
1060
00:51:36.369 --> 00:51:38.309
I don't know my wife. When she says, do you
1061
00:51:38.329 --> 00:51:40.980
want to watch a movie? It's really code for, do
1062
00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:42.780
I want to watch her take a nap? Cause she's
1063
00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:48.679
out 15 minutes in every single time. And then I'm
1064
00:51:48.699 --> 00:51:51.480
stuck watching some bullshit movie for two and a half
1065
00:51:51.539 --> 00:51:53.300
hours while she sleeps through it.
1066
00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:55.840
But yeah, she asked me to watch some movie there.
1067
00:51:55.860 --> 00:51:57.840
And I, and I, I did, you know, I, I,
1068
00:51:57.860 --> 00:52:00.849
I give in and I'll watch her chick flick stuff. And,
1069
00:52:01.050 --> 00:52:03.349
you know, I actually watched it and paid attention like
1070
00:52:03.389 --> 00:52:07.519
a good husband. Then I go into the room and
1071
00:52:07.780 --> 00:52:09.420
leave me alone for another couple of weeks.
1072
00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:12.360
Yeah, but sometimes there's a benefit to that, because some
1073
00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:16.380
women get all hot and heavy over a romantic comedy,
1074
00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:19.139
and then it's go time. So in that case, all right,
1075
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:19.670
I'll watch it.
1076
00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:22.000
Yeah.
1077
00:52:26.420 --> 00:52:29.559
What the dead air? Jeez, man. Can you cut the
1078
00:52:29.599 --> 00:52:30.619
dead air, H-Bomb?
1079
00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:33.750
That reminds me of.
1080
00:52:33.780 --> 00:52:35.260
Have I seen Children of the Corn? I think I
1081
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:38.679
saw the original a long time ago. I haven't seen
1082
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:40.719
it in a long time, though, many years. I'm pretty
1083
00:52:40.739 --> 00:52:41.320
sure I saw it.
1084
00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:42.719
It's on Amazon Prime.
1085
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:46.579
The Love Hypothesis. That's the one she made me watch.
1086
00:52:47.219 --> 00:52:48.639
Anyone's ever seen that shit?
1087
00:52:48.659 --> 00:52:50.039
That's pretty gay, yeah.
1088
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:51.139
It was. It was.
1089
00:52:51.900 --> 00:52:55.519
All right, so speaking of that, right, the last movie
1090
00:52:55.539 --> 00:52:56.800
that we saw in theaters.
1091
00:52:56.909 --> 00:52:58.590
Someone said three....
1092
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:01.460
My girlfriend was like, hey, I want to go see this.
1093
00:53:01.579 --> 00:53:04.860
I think it's the first time I've seen something like
1094
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:07.139
this come out in the theaters. And I didn't know
1095
00:53:07.179 --> 00:53:09.420
anything about it, but it was Kiss of the Spider Woman.
1096
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.199
I thought I was going to go see something with Avatar. No,
1097
00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:15.440
it was a fucking musical about two dudes in a
1098
00:53:15.460 --> 00:53:16.800
fucking prison cell that turned gay.
1099
00:53:18.110 --> 00:53:23.690
Your reviews on going to see movies is similar to
1100
00:53:23.809 --> 00:53:26.860
how you have spoken about visiting certain locations where you
1101
00:53:26.889 --> 00:53:29.860
have watched a YouTube video of someone touring that location
1102
00:53:29.900 --> 00:53:32.239
and consider it just as good as visiting it in person.
1103
00:53:35.340 --> 00:53:36.900
Yeah, this is the Japan thing.
1104
00:53:37.179 --> 00:53:39.199
You don't want to leave your house. You don't want
1105
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:40.639
to leave your house. We get it.
1106
00:53:41.380 --> 00:53:41.679
Listen.
1107
00:53:43.050 --> 00:53:46.769
If you go to the zoo and you're there in
1108
00:53:46.829 --> 00:53:50.159
person And you have a live interaction with the animals
1109
00:53:50.179 --> 00:53:54.630
that are there. That's definitely a different experience than watching
1110
00:53:54.750 --> 00:53:56.349
someone else go to the zoo.
1111
00:53:56.409 --> 00:53:59.750
Is he into bestiality? What kind of live interaction does
1112
00:53:59.789 --> 00:54:02.159
he have with the animals at the zoo?
1113
00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:05.619
This pig is looking mighty frisky.
1114
00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:12.610
Perfect example. My wife and I It wouldn't be much
1115
00:54:12.630 --> 00:54:14.269
of a change from as usual, I guess.
1116
00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:17.039
I've been watching some of these walking tours of certain things.
1117
00:54:17.199 --> 00:54:17.719
Oh, that's terrible.
1118
00:54:17.780 --> 00:54:20.300
And when we go to the zoo, here's what we
1119
00:54:20.340 --> 00:54:20.880
like to do.
1120
00:54:21.460 --> 00:54:24.380
You find a particular animal that you find fascinating, and
1121
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:26.800
then you want to learn about that animal. So you'll
1122
00:54:26.820 --> 00:54:28.780
go over to the sign, and you'll read all the
1123
00:54:28.820 --> 00:54:31.570
information to learn about that animal first, and then you
1124
00:54:31.590 --> 00:54:32.650
watch the animal, and you see.
1125
00:54:32.769 --> 00:54:34.510
This sounds like something a 10-year-old would do.
1126
00:54:34.769 --> 00:54:37.050
Hey, maybe some of these characteristics that are described here.
1127
00:54:37.650 --> 00:54:39.329
can be seen in the animal when you're looking at
1128
00:54:39.349 --> 00:54:41.449
it in person. Sometimes you even want to try to
1129
00:54:41.469 --> 00:54:43.469
get the animal's attention, not to say that you're supposed
1130
00:54:43.489 --> 00:54:44.389
to do that with all animals.
1131
00:54:44.429 --> 00:54:45.789
Some say, leave it alone, be quiet.
1132
00:54:45.829 --> 00:54:48.190
Yeah, he's the moron banging on the glass that the
1133
00:54:48.230 --> 00:54:51.119
people have to tell is not being a moron. Right?
1134
00:54:51.860 --> 00:54:52.679
Harambe!
1135
00:54:52.699 --> 00:54:53.199
Come here!
1136
00:54:53.219 --> 00:54:55.400
People interact with you.
1137
00:54:56.260 --> 00:54:56.599
Okay?
1138
00:54:56.940 --> 00:54:59.119
And you want to have that live interactive experience.
1139
00:54:59.500 --> 00:55:02.199
And what frustrates us is that a lot of these
1140
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:06.659
walking tours that we see online, the person won't actually
1141
00:55:06.739 --> 00:55:10.079
interact with the animal, but not only that, they won't
1142
00:55:10.119 --> 00:55:11.159
even look at the sign.
1143
00:55:12.210 --> 00:55:14.230
So you don't even know what.
1144
00:55:13.969 --> 00:55:17.030
The animal is. Nothing gets your YouTube clicks and the
1145
00:55:17.110 --> 00:55:20.170
engagement on things like taking it, like staring at a
1146
00:55:20.230 --> 00:55:23.150
sign with a fucking mobile phone wobbling back and forth.
1147
00:55:23.409 --> 00:55:23.769
Oh, sure.
1148
00:55:23.789 --> 00:55:24.090
Yeah.
1149
00:55:24.150 --> 00:55:26.719
Right. Positive, meaningful.
1150
00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:29.179
They walk up to the glass and they go like this.
1151
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:31.000
They look, oh, they zoom in and then they're onto
1152
00:55:31.019 --> 00:55:32.400
the neck. They walk away.
1153
00:55:32.539 --> 00:55:32.780
Right.
1154
00:55:33.219 --> 00:55:34.039
And that's frustrating.
1155
00:55:34.860 --> 00:55:37.159
Guys, how come the gorilla won't come up to me?
1156
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:40.039
Why won't the gorilla come interact with me, guys? Why?
1157
00:55:40.059 --> 00:55:41.320
I'm doing everything correct.
1158
00:55:41.340 --> 00:55:43.320
Now, to some extent, you could.
1159
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:43.639
Say, well, that.
1160
00:55:43.940 --> 00:55:46.110
I'd pay good money to see DSP fall into a
1161
00:55:46.139 --> 00:55:46.889
gorilla cage.
1162
00:55:47.030 --> 00:55:49.030
It's incentive to do it yourself.
1163
00:55:49.329 --> 00:55:51.670
You see someone do a walking tour of a zoo
1164
00:55:51.789 --> 00:55:54.769
or an aquarium or a mall or whatever it may be,
1165
00:55:54.809 --> 00:55:58.989
a touristy thing, and you don't like the entire experience
1166
00:55:59.030 --> 00:56:00.590
because you think, man, I would have done stuff differently.
1167
00:56:00.650 --> 00:56:03.340
I would have done this. Then you go do it yourself.
1168
00:56:04.389 --> 00:56:06.469
So in a lot of ways, even though those walking tours.
1169
00:56:06.349 --> 00:56:08.329
Can spoil, they can also.
1170
00:56:08.150 --> 00:56:09.750
Entice you to want to go do it yourself.
1171
00:56:09.769 --> 00:56:11.449
I would say the same thing with video games.
1172
00:56:11.809 --> 00:56:14.150
When you see me play a game, it is true
1173
00:56:14.190 --> 00:56:15.889
that for some people it spoils the game and they'll
1174
00:56:15.909 --> 00:56:17.949
never play it. But for others, they see me play
1175
00:56:17.969 --> 00:56:19.190
it and they say, ooh, that was fun. Now I
1176
00:56:19.230 --> 00:56:20.710
want to see how it would be if I actually
1177
00:56:20.750 --> 00:56:23.610
played it. They want to see your personal experience with it, right?
1178
00:56:24.369 --> 00:56:24.869
Jesus.
1179
00:56:25.070 --> 00:56:28.949
So even though Let's Plays and playthroughs and streams do
1180
00:56:29.010 --> 00:56:31.469
expose parts of video games, they don't necessarily ruin the
1181
00:56:31.510 --> 00:56:33.010
game for everyone and make it that no one ever
1182
00:56:33.030 --> 00:56:33.670
wants to play it.
1183
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:37.599
I want to grab the controller out of his hand
1184
00:56:37.659 --> 00:56:41.239
and do it for him. I get that dad vibe sometimes.
1185
00:56:41.260 --> 00:56:42.480
Give me the fucking controller right now.
1186
00:56:42.980 --> 00:56:47.340
Not only that, this motherfucker will chastise a game based
1187
00:56:47.429 --> 00:56:49.809
on its inability to hold a streaming audience.
1188
00:56:50.030 --> 00:56:55.349
Based on its inability to generate money. He decides if
1189
00:56:55.409 --> 00:56:57.250
a game is good or not based on its ability
1190
00:56:57.269 --> 00:56:59.769
to generate money for him. If it doesn't generate money
1191
00:56:59.789 --> 00:57:01.030
for him, it's not a good game.
1192
00:57:01.760 --> 00:57:05.360
Yeah, but his excuse is that, well, this isn't– I
1193
00:57:05.420 --> 00:57:07.840
can't make this fun for an audience. The game designers
1194
00:57:07.860 --> 00:57:09.420
don't give a shit if you can make it fun
1195
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:12.300
for an audience. They were making it fun for the player.
1196
00:57:12.449 --> 00:57:12.690
Yeah.
1197
00:57:12.909 --> 00:57:14.570
Like, fuck off, Phil.
1198
00:57:15.050 --> 00:57:15.329
Yeah.
1199
00:57:15.469 --> 00:57:15.809
Movie.
1200
00:57:15.949 --> 00:57:19.929
Then again, this man thinks like malls are tourist items,
1201
00:57:20.010 --> 00:57:22.250
like things you go see as a tourist, a mall.
1202
00:57:22.829 --> 00:57:23.449
Seriously, Phil.
1203
00:57:24.139 --> 00:57:27.559
Yeah, I haven't been to a mall in years. They
1204
00:57:27.579 --> 00:57:29.460
still have them, but they're all dying.
1205
00:57:29.539 --> 00:57:34.250
You guys remember the bad game stream? And then people
1206
00:57:34.289 --> 00:57:37.590
were complaining that he wasn't making the stream entertaining.
1207
00:57:38.150 --> 00:57:40.510
Well, how can I make it on you guys? It's
1208
00:57:40.570 --> 00:57:41.469
a bad game.
1209
00:57:42.090 --> 00:57:46.840
Yeah, that's... Go watch Angry Video Game. Like, that guy
1210
00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:51.139
can make any game funny. That guy's very talented, very entertaining.
1211
00:57:51.699 --> 00:57:54.239
And it's almost as if with him... The worse the
1212
00:57:54.260 --> 00:57:57.960
game is, the better his show is, you know? Or was.
1213
00:57:57.980 --> 00:58:00.159
I haven't checked it out in ages.
1214
00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:03.480
It doesn't matter if you see the movie in the theater,
1215
00:58:03.579 --> 00:58:05.199
if you see the movie at home on your phone,
1216
00:58:05.260 --> 00:58:06.800
if you see the movie at your friend's house on
1217
00:58:06.820 --> 00:58:09.769
their TV, it's the same movie. The movie doesn't magically
1218
00:58:09.849 --> 00:58:11.750
change because you saw it in a different format.
1219
00:58:12.289 --> 00:58:13.929
Okay? What about Clue?
1220
00:58:13.949 --> 00:58:15.550
What about Clue, huh? What about Clue?
1221
00:58:15.570 --> 00:58:18.610
I don't think anybody would argue... I don't think anybody
1222
00:58:18.630 --> 00:58:22.639
would argue that most movies, you'll have a better viewing
1223
00:58:22.949 --> 00:58:26.599
and certainly sound experience inside a theater than you're going
1224
00:58:26.619 --> 00:58:27.820
to have at home, even if you.
1225
00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:29.639
Have a great setup. Especially like IMAX or whatever.
1226
00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:33.500
Yeah. Or 3D movies. For a while, I was really
1227
00:58:33.539 --> 00:58:36.119
into 3D movies. I was like fascinated by that when
1228
00:58:36.139 --> 00:58:39.940
they first came out with those. But it kind of
1229
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:42.980
wore off after a while. It wasn't so impressive anymore.
1230
00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:43.679
Maybe a little different.
1231
00:58:43.699 --> 00:58:43.860
Maybe.
1232
00:58:44.489 --> 00:58:47.369
The ones that they made specifically to make 3D were
1233
00:58:47.389 --> 00:58:50.030
the best. The ones that they just converted, not so much.
1234
00:58:50.130 --> 00:58:53.710
The audio is more immersive if you hear it all
1235
00:58:53.789 --> 00:58:57.329
around you booming in a theater. Maybe the visuals are
1236
00:58:57.409 --> 00:58:59.789
slightly better because you see them on the giant screen
1237
00:58:59.829 --> 00:59:01.989
in front of you rather than on your phone or TV.
1238
00:59:02.590 --> 00:59:05.489
But it's the same movie. It's the same plot. It's
1239
00:59:05.510 --> 00:59:07.690
the same actors. It's the same sound effects. It's the
1240
00:59:07.710 --> 00:59:10.199
same music. It's the same graphics and visuals. it's the
1241
00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:11.000
same thing.
1242
00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:15.699
So what i'm hearing is that a restreamer is who
1243
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:17.980
i should be watching because it's your show it's all
1244
00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:20.800
the same and i don't give you a click sold
1245
00:59:20.940 --> 00:59:25.480
sir well done right Ken Smith with one for the goal.
1246
00:59:25.619 --> 00:59:28.000
I tapped on the glass. I made monkey sounds and
1247
00:59:28.059 --> 00:59:31.440
stretched my armpits. I did everything right. This is bugged
1248
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:35.780
zoo mechanics. This terrible zoo design. Yes, thank you for
1249
00:59:35.820 --> 00:59:36.570
your kindness.
1250
00:59:37.309 --> 00:59:38.670
What were they thinking?
1251
00:59:39.849 --> 00:59:44.110
Much, much appreciated. And, boy, let's go to the next question.
1252
00:59:44.769 --> 00:59:46.650
clip because uh this is.
1253
00:59:46.949 --> 00:59:50.500
Even before you do unfortunately i've got a bounce.
1254
00:59:50.380 --> 00:59:52.760
Oh yeah it is eight o'clock okay yes.
1255
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:54.679
I apologize i have had an absolute.
1256
00:59:54.460 --> 00:59:57.980
Don't apologize to me it's really it's really eighth bomb's
1257
00:59:58.099 --> 01:00:02.480
fault who booked you not clear that it's a two-hour
1258
01:00:02.539 --> 01:00:06.949
show Yes, it's all H-Bomb's fault, 100%. He's a terrible
1259
01:00:07.030 --> 01:00:09.630
guest booker, and whatever you do, don't have him come
1260
01:00:09.650 --> 01:00:12.550
to your cabin to help you do anything physical. This
1261
01:00:12.809 --> 01:00:17.389
fucking guy will drive six hours and then say, I
1262
01:00:17.429 --> 01:00:20.989
thought you knew, like, I can't do anything physical. Like,
1263
01:00:21.010 --> 01:00:22.730
what are you here for, to talk to me while
1264
01:00:22.789 --> 01:00:23.489
I do everything?
1265
01:00:24.829 --> 01:00:27.050
Yes, that's exactly why I came there.
1266
01:00:27.090 --> 01:00:28.530
So you have somebody to tell.
1267
01:00:28.570 --> 01:00:29.010
No, no, no.
1268
01:00:29.090 --> 01:00:30.750
I see where this is going. I see where this
1269
01:00:30.829 --> 01:00:33.150
is going. Next time you want H-Bomb, he's going to
1270
01:00:33.170 --> 01:00:35.530
bring me by proxy and be like, I bought the
1271
01:00:35.570 --> 01:00:37.719
big man to help you do the things.
1272
01:00:38.500 --> 01:00:41.420
Yeah, I don't understand. And it was to help me.
1273
01:00:42.440 --> 01:00:44.400
You really have to understand the context. I had to
1274
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:48.340
carry these big 17-foot-long logs and put them on the
1275
01:00:48.380 --> 01:00:54.400
roof by myself while H-Bomb watched me. All he did
1276
01:00:54.420 --> 01:00:56.219
was hold a tape measure, and I told him I
1277
01:00:56.239 --> 01:00:59.199
could have replaced him with fucking duct tape for the
1278
01:00:59.239 --> 01:00:59.679
whole day.
1279
01:00:59.699 --> 01:01:02.219
I got to be honest, H-Mom, you had a power
1280
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:03.929
play there. As soon as he said that, be like,
1281
01:01:03.969 --> 01:01:06.929
I'll be right back. You should have gotten some frozen
1282
01:01:06.989 --> 01:01:10.860
bonbons and then started eating them as he was hauling 17.
1283
01:01:10.849 --> 01:01:14.489
He didn't do that, but he kept having to take
1284
01:01:14.530 --> 01:01:17.170
a shit break in the woods. And I warned him.
1285
01:01:17.230 --> 01:01:18.610
The bears took.
1286
01:01:18.309 --> 01:01:19.429
Out the temporary outhouse tent.
1287
01:01:23.659 --> 01:01:28.239
And the toilet. They shredded it. So, here's H-Bomb. I'm
1288
01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:30.760
trying to get this roof on and H-Bomb's like off
1289
01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:33.860
in the bushes taking a squat. He did that more
1290
01:01:33.900 --> 01:01:36.300
than he helped. So, there you go.
1291
01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:39.940
Well, I had nothing to do with it. I'm sorry
1292
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:43.179
to have to bounce, guys, but I had too much fun.
1293
01:01:43.239 --> 01:01:45.429
It's not your fault it's H-Bomb's. We'll see it. And
1294
01:01:45.469 --> 01:01:50.469
check out BroSidePhil's channel for all the latest DSP Detractor content.
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01:01:51.670 --> 01:01:53.070
Alright, thanks guys. I appreciate it.
1296
01:01:53.309 --> 01:01:53.780
Good to see you, bro.
1297
01:01:53.809 --> 01:01:55.510
All right. We'll go to the next clip.
1298
01:01:55.550 --> 01:01:55.909
Take care.
1299
01:01:57.050 --> 01:01:57.690
Have a good night.
1300
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:01.519
Are we doing Jeremy tonight?
1301
01:02:02.300 --> 01:02:05.659
Yeah, we got just a couple more.
1302
01:02:05.679 --> 01:02:08.679
It was last Wednesday, I think. I actually watched an
1303
01:02:08.739 --> 01:02:11.800
entire Jeremy Hambly episode.
1304
01:02:12.179 --> 01:02:13.000
I'm sorry to hear that.
1305
01:02:13.079 --> 01:02:14.460
And took notes. Took notes, too.
1306
01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:16.280
How sad for you.
1307
01:02:16.610 --> 01:02:16.849
I know.
1308
01:02:17.630 --> 01:02:18.789
Well, we can go through the notes.
1309
01:02:19.389 --> 01:02:20.590
Took two hours.
1310
01:02:21.369 --> 01:02:21.449
Oh.
1311
01:02:22.869 --> 01:02:25.710
This one is Phil got caught, then called you stupid
1312
01:02:25.769 --> 01:02:26.449
for noticing.
1313
01:02:27.239 --> 01:02:28.579
It doesn't matter that I implement new stuff into the
1314
01:02:28.619 --> 01:02:30.559
content that you guys ask for. It's all never going
1315
01:02:30.579 --> 01:02:33.780
to be good enough because of these life loser, toxic idiots. Therefore,
1316
01:02:33.880 --> 01:02:35.480
I don't give a fuck. Here's what I'm going to say.
1317
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:35.840
You ready?
1318
01:02:36.019 --> 01:02:36.440
Ready for this?
1319
01:02:39.199 --> 01:02:40.710
I have Mega Gengar EX.
1320
01:02:40.750 --> 01:02:41.150
It's over $ 400.
1321
01:02:41.070 --> 01:02:43.449
I have Team Rocket's Mewtwo.
1322
01:02:43.670 --> 01:02:43.869
It's $ 170.
1323
01:02:43.809 --> 01:02:47.389
I have an amazing set. I have an awesome card collection.
1324
01:02:47.610 --> 01:02:50.389
I have an amazing life. I have an army of
1325
01:02:50.429 --> 01:02:52.489
dedicated fans and viewers who love me and my content.
1326
01:02:52.980 --> 01:02:54.460
My detractors don't.
1327
01:02:57.539 --> 01:03:01.099
Yeah, but it's factually correct that many of the detractors
1328
01:03:01.139 --> 01:03:04.800
make more money than Phil. So that's not a really
1329
01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:07.179
valid point here, right?
1330
01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:11.389
I don't know.
1331
01:03:14.969 --> 01:03:16.849
You can be mad at bros members now.
1332
01:03:18.829 --> 01:03:22.530
Yeah, I see a few of mine on there. Jerk off.
1333
01:03:22.590 --> 01:03:25.309
ProSite fills a jerk off stealing members from me.
1334
01:03:25.550 --> 01:03:26.150
Gym rats. Damn.
1335
01:03:39.750 --> 01:03:43.090
While having these crash-outs, he's been lording his moral superiority
1336
01:03:43.139 --> 01:03:47.559
over Kino Casino, and apparently they've had enough. Andy Worski
1337
01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:49.940
leaked DMs that were sent to him around 3 or
1338
01:03:49.940 --> 01:03:51.599
4 in the morning a few months ago, I think
1339
01:03:51.619 --> 01:03:54.159
it was April. I also think he's Eastern Time, so
1340
01:03:54.179 --> 01:03:57.679
that would be around midnight or 1am for Phil. In
1341
01:03:57.719 --> 01:04:00.500
these messages, Phil offers to help the Kino boys with
1342
01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:03.719
their problem they were having with quartering striking their YouTube's
1343
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:07.570
clip channel. The message itself is pretty innocuous, in my opinion. However,
1344
01:04:07.730 --> 01:04:09.929
I think it was pretty pathetic that someone who runs
1345
01:04:09.969 --> 01:04:13.369
the narrative of I sneaked the casino slid into their
1346
01:04:13.409 --> 01:04:16.809
DMs with likely a hero complex, but that's neither here
1347
01:04:16.849 --> 01:04:20.570
nor there. Anyway, today the question was asked, and since
1348
01:04:20.659 --> 01:04:24.239
Phil doesn't read the whole super chat, I will. After
1349
01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:27.280
all the insults about your wife and this community, you're
1350
01:04:27.340 --> 01:04:30.619
DMing the casino to help them get their clips channeled back.
1351
01:04:31.340 --> 01:04:36.150
Andy showed your DM. What the fuck? This is Phil's
1352
01:04:36.329 --> 01:04:37.489
subsequent response.
1353
01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:41.219
Well, let me.
1354
01:04:42.320 --> 01:04:47.679
Tell you something, brother.
1355
01:04:49.099 --> 01:04:49.570
Okay, fine.
1356
01:04:49.590 --> 01:04:50.489
Let's get this out of the way.
1357
01:04:50.510 --> 01:04:51.630
This will be a real quick one. This will be
1358
01:04:51.650 --> 01:04:53.969
a nice one. This will be a good one.
1359
01:04:54.190 --> 01:04:56.730
Professor Paul did a $ 5 super chat. And in a nutshell,
1360
01:04:56.750 --> 01:04:58.789
he says, Indy has leaked your DMs.
1361
01:04:59.050 --> 01:04:59.730
What the fuck?
1362
01:05:00.949 --> 01:05:01.239
Okay.
1363
01:05:01.989 --> 01:05:04.110
I've had to learn the hard way that when persuading
1364
01:05:04.190 --> 01:05:07.860
or speaking publicly, perception is probably 90% of the performance.
1365
01:05:08.260 --> 01:05:10.500
Or in other words, how people see you is how
1366
01:05:10.539 --> 01:05:12.800
they will take whatever data that you have to give them.
1367
01:05:13.219 --> 01:05:16.900
The sniveling little hehehe, the paraphrasing of the DM, and
1368
01:05:16.940 --> 01:05:19.400
the feigned ignorance set the stage for this response to
1369
01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:23.679
be filled with self-righteous aggrandizing autofillatio that rivals that of
1370
01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:24.539
the sexy vegan.
1371
01:05:24.780 --> 01:05:25.760
You pathetic piece of s * * *.
1372
01:05:26.420 --> 01:05:28.039
I have the highest score in Hot or Not history.
1373
01:05:28.659 --> 01:05:31.980
I got 9.99 out of 10 after 327 women rated me.
1374
01:05:32.039 --> 01:05:33.099
Let's see your talent!
1375
01:05:33.380 --> 01:05:36.090
Don't look him up. And in true Phil fashion, even
1376
01:05:36.110 --> 01:05:38.150
though he knows how this looks to the outside world,
1377
01:05:38.269 --> 01:05:41.070
even though he knows exactly what Professor Whatever the Dent
1378
01:05:41.210 --> 01:05:44.570
is meaning or getting at, he intentionally paraphrases the super
1379
01:05:44.610 --> 01:05:47.630
chat because he has been insulting Kino Casino and their
1380
01:05:47.670 --> 01:05:51.320
viewers hard, and this is a direct contradiction to his
1381
01:05:51.360 --> 01:05:52.320
most recent narrative.
1382
01:05:52.860 --> 01:05:53.789
But, come on.
1383
01:05:54.550 --> 01:05:56.170
You know Phil's not going to let a little thing
1384
01:05:56.230 --> 01:05:58.389
like facts and his own words get in the way
1385
01:05:58.429 --> 01:06:02.389
of him being a morally superior twat waffle. So behold,
1386
01:06:03.429 --> 01:06:04.489
Phil the twat waffle.
1387
01:06:06.739 --> 01:06:08.199
Allow me to explain something that I've explained to you
1388
01:06:08.219 --> 01:06:09.800
a million times, and I have to explain it to
1389
01:06:09.820 --> 01:06:11.579
you again because apparently people are very slow on the internet.
1390
01:06:12.300 --> 01:06:17.440
Absolutely everything that happens is according to my plan. Absolutely
1391
01:06:17.579 --> 01:06:20.219
everything is orchestrated by me for a reason.
1392
01:06:20.239 --> 01:06:21.400
Okay?
1393
01:06:22.090 --> 01:06:25.150
Do you really think that I would DM someone who.
1394
01:06:25.190 --> 01:06:29.420
Already had threatened to leak DMs not thinking that they
1395
01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:30.260
would leak DMs?
1396
01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:34.519
This is a non-argument. Do you really think is a
1397
01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:37.940
challenge on behalf of the person who holds information counter
1398
01:06:37.980 --> 01:06:41.099
to your claims? The fact that your dents now hold
1399
01:06:41.139 --> 01:06:44.500
the data and they make logical inferences from that data...
1400
01:06:44.699 --> 01:06:47.519
is not a flaw on their side. However, it puts
1401
01:06:47.579 --> 01:06:51.960
a spotlight on the fact that you, yes, you, Phil,
1402
01:06:52.320 --> 01:06:56.949
have been saying that Ashton and Andy are terrible people, immoral, scum. Hell,
1403
01:06:57.050 --> 01:07:00.130
based solely on Phil's last two weeks of content, you
1404
01:07:00.150 --> 01:07:02.730
would think that Kino Casino would kill puppies in front
1405
01:07:02.750 --> 01:07:06.849
of children. But now, now we have information saying that you, Phil,
1406
01:07:07.170 --> 01:07:10.730
want to help them. That's the disconnect. And just saying,
1407
01:07:11.070 --> 01:07:13.960
don't you think I have a plan, is not an explanation.
1408
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:17.030
You need to explain at least part of this plan
1409
01:07:17.389 --> 01:07:19.389
because right now it looks like you're a pissy little
1410
01:07:19.429 --> 01:07:22.050
clout chaser trying to get some pity views from a
1411
01:07:22.090 --> 01:07:22.809
larger channel.
1412
01:07:24.809 --> 01:07:26.710
Do you not think that everything that I do is
1413
01:07:26.909 --> 01:07:29.849
actually thought out nicely and according to an actual orchestrated plan?
1414
01:07:30.750 --> 01:07:33.550
Oh my God.
1415
01:07:33.889 --> 01:07:34.409
I guess not.
1416
01:07:34.429 --> 01:07:35.949
I guess people are really this dumb at this point.
1417
01:07:36.909 --> 01:07:40.030
Did anybody see him seething over them going on vacation?
1418
01:07:40.789 --> 01:07:43.849
Every time they go on vacation, he seeds and copes
1419
01:07:43.929 --> 01:07:46.309
and gets so pissed off.
1420
01:07:46.510 --> 01:07:47.489
He even brought it up.
1421
01:07:48.130 --> 01:07:52.309
And they made $ 20, 000 the first weekend back or whatever?
1422
01:07:52.369 --> 01:07:54.050
No, I think they made more than that.
1423
01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:56.719
I think it was closer to $ 50, 000.
1424
01:07:55.880 --> 01:07:59.539
Yeah, it was closer to $ 50, 000. God bless them, right?
1425
01:07:59.659 --> 01:08:03.559
Here before the grace of God go I, God bless them.
1426
01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:06.260
Phil was like, oh, well, they made all this money.
1427
01:08:06.320 --> 01:08:07.989
All that gets you is another month off.
1428
01:08:08.820 --> 01:08:12.260
But here's the thing that he doesn't get. He can
1429
01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:16.500
say whatever he wants about them. Those guys put 100%
1430
01:08:16.500 --> 01:08:20.329
effort into every show they do. Who can sit there
1431
01:08:20.390 --> 01:08:24.250
and watch these assholes for eight hours in a costume
1432
01:08:24.850 --> 01:08:27.710
and do an hour of makeup and costume and buy
1433
01:08:27.729 --> 01:08:31.829
the costume? I mean, I think a lot of it
1434
01:08:31.869 --> 01:08:34.449
is just natural talent, though. Those two guys can make
1435
01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:38.079
just about anything funny as hell. You know, they've got
1436
01:08:38.100 --> 01:08:41.960
great chemistry. They work very hard on their show. And
1437
01:08:41.979 --> 01:08:45.100
Phil is doing like the bare minimum that he could
1438
01:08:45.159 --> 01:08:49.020
possibly do to go online and, you know, like, OK,
1439
01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:50.100
I'll play a game today.
1440
01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:53.119
OK, I'm playing a game tomorrow, you know.
1441
01:08:53.140 --> 01:08:54.880
And you just want to believe the meme that I'm
1442
01:08:54.899 --> 01:08:55.180
a dummy.
1443
01:08:55.739 --> 01:08:58.659
Let's reframe this since the gin and gout have apparently
1444
01:08:58.729 --> 01:09:01.619
wrecked your brain, Phil. Essentially, you've been called to a
1445
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:03.840
police department, told your fingerprints were at the scene of
1446
01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:06.859
a crime, and your defense isn't to establish an alibi,
1447
01:09:06.899 --> 01:09:09.880
but rather to say, wow, you must be stupid to
1448
01:09:09.939 --> 01:09:11.800
think that I'd be at the scene of a crime
1449
01:09:11.899 --> 01:09:15.979
and not have planned it. great you planned it still
1450
01:09:16.020 --> 01:09:19.600
have to explain it because the circumstances look really fucking
1451
01:09:19.659 --> 01:09:22.819
bad and insulting the person asking isn't helping your case
1452
01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:25.020
no matter how you look at this but this is
1453
01:09:25.079 --> 01:09:25.939
phil we're talking.
1454
01:09:25.720 --> 01:09:28.220
That's a good point like if he really does make
1455
01:09:28.279 --> 01:09:30.859
over a hundred thousand dollars a year and he's been
1456
01:09:30.920 --> 01:09:34.220
at this for like 15 years like where's all.
1457
01:09:34.140 --> 01:09:37.229
That money yeah it's gone it is gone.
1458
01:09:37.729 --> 01:09:41.369
He admitted that he lives paycheck to paycheck recently. He
1459
01:09:41.590 --> 01:09:44.920
didn't have the money to buy one more box of cards,
1460
01:09:44.979 --> 01:09:46.340
which was a couple hundred dollars.
1461
01:09:47.180 --> 01:09:49.920
I'm pretty sure he financed the cards that he got
1462
01:09:49.939 --> 01:09:50.779
the next day.
1463
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:53.239
How do you not have a couple hundred dollars in
1464
01:09:53.260 --> 01:09:54.630
the bank if you make $ 100, 000 or $ 150, 000 a year
1465
01:09:54.649 --> 01:09:59.560
and you have for the past 10 years? He's gotta
1466
01:09:59.600 --> 01:10:02.430
have a gambling addiction, or he spent an awful lot
1467
01:10:02.470 --> 01:10:06.010
more money on gin than everybody thinks, and still pulling Ogans, maybe.
1468
01:10:06.029 --> 01:10:07.170
Who knows?
1469
01:10:07.510 --> 01:10:09.569
The person who stopped learning had to critically think at
1470
01:10:09.590 --> 01:10:10.890
the age of 12.
1471
01:10:10.890 --> 01:10:12.529
If I were a dummy, would I be right here?
1472
01:10:12.649 --> 01:10:12.989
Yes.
1473
01:10:13.430 --> 01:10:14.899
Doing what I'm doing, being successful?
1474
01:10:15.189 --> 01:10:15.539
Yes.
1475
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:18.119
Allowing this vortex to exist around me that I'm actually
1476
01:10:18.159 --> 01:10:20.439
now starting to benefit from because people are so fucking stupid?
1477
01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:23.439
Every single thing that happens is for a reason, and
1478
01:10:23.460 --> 01:10:25.920
it's all working out well for Darkseid Phil. That's all
1479
01:10:25.939 --> 01:10:28.140
you need to worry about. Because you notice I'm here
1480
01:10:28.340 --> 01:10:29.560
making the content I want to make.
1481
01:10:29.899 --> 01:10:31.760
I'm successful. I'm doing well for myself.
1482
01:10:31.899 --> 01:10:35.649
Again, telling everybody how successful he is. If you were successful,
1483
01:10:35.689 --> 01:10:37.310
you wouldn't need to beg and you wouldn't need to
1484
01:10:37.350 --> 01:10:40.170
tell everybody how successful you are. Germ70 with one for
1485
01:10:40.189 --> 01:10:44.949
the goal. This whole drama is really tragic. DSP hates
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01:10:44.970 --> 01:10:48.020
Andy and Ashton for covering him and mocking him so hard.
1487
01:10:48.069 --> 01:10:51.500
But Kino Casino is truly his guilty pleasure. He sits
1488
01:10:51.560 --> 01:10:55.239
and watches them and sees about how much money they make.
1489
01:10:57.310 --> 01:10:59.279
He said recently, he says it every time they go
1490
01:10:59.319 --> 01:11:02.520
on vacation. Go ahead. Go give those guys thousands of dollars,
1491
01:11:02.539 --> 01:11:04.760
you idiots. And then they'll just take a month off.
1492
01:11:04.939 --> 01:11:07.140
Good for them. Fuck yeah. If I was getting that
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01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:08.640
kind of money, I would take a month off at
1494
01:11:08.659 --> 01:11:12.279
a time. And the thing is, okay, they took a
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01:11:12.310 --> 01:11:14.430
month off. Do you know what they did during that month, Phil,
1496
01:11:14.470 --> 01:11:20.210
you moron? They made a quartering movie. They ordered 30
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01:11:20.569 --> 01:11:24.810
matching costumes and planned out their whole October. And then
1498
01:11:24.850 --> 01:11:27.800
they came back super strong. But Phil can't do that
1499
01:11:27.859 --> 01:11:30.539
because he's terminally online every single day and never takes
1500
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:34.500
any time off. I've only been watching him for a
1501
01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:36.770
couple of years now, but I've not seen him take
1502
01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:40.470
more than a weekend off, right? He never does.
1503
01:11:41.390 --> 01:11:43.649
He took a forced week off. And when he gets
1504
01:11:43.729 --> 01:11:47.590
new stuff, he forces his audience to do it with
1505
01:11:47.649 --> 01:11:49.069
him because he has to have that.
1506
01:11:49.090 --> 01:11:52.220
Yeah, you've got to watch me build the desk. Durham 70,
1507
01:11:52.199 --> 01:11:55.840
thank you for your kindness, generosity, and big, big support
1508
01:11:55.880 --> 01:11:58.390
of the show. And checking in with the kick track,
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01:11:58.750 --> 01:12:02.710
we still just have They Call Me Rope. So thanks
1510
01:12:03.109 --> 01:12:06.010
to They Call Me, Just Call Me Rope, who's holding
1511
01:12:06.050 --> 01:12:09.770
down the kick support single-handedly. They're not even throwing pennies
1512
01:12:09.909 --> 01:12:11.949
at me now, the kick people. I don't know what's
1513
01:12:11.979 --> 01:12:12.380
going on.
1514
01:12:13.060 --> 01:12:14.989
That's Tyler's fault.
1515
01:12:15.659 --> 01:12:16.500
I know, it's mine.
1516
01:12:17.300 --> 01:12:20.180
I gotta stop blaming H-Bomb for everybody. So from now on,
1517
01:12:20.300 --> 01:12:23.000
if the support is low, I'm blaming Tyler.
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01:12:23.060 --> 01:12:24.069
Hey, I'll take it.
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01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:24.970
I'll take it.
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01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:25.500
I'm a man.
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01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:27.920
I'm about 40.
1522
01:12:29.659 --> 01:12:31.739
Any one else in the toxic environment around me. It's
1523
01:12:32.060 --> 01:12:33.460
all according to plan.
1524
01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:35.899
We're running over. Again, no.
1525
01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:39.710
Just saying I'm successful doesn't justify the contradiction. It doesn't
1526
01:12:39.770 --> 01:12:42.189
excuse the behavior. If I had a stream where I
1527
01:12:42.229 --> 01:12:45.229
started blasting, I don't know, Lord Diaz, saying he's a
1528
01:12:45.270 --> 01:12:48.670
piece of shit, telling my audience that he's stealing my views,
1529
01:12:48.810 --> 01:12:51.470
and I received any amount of money from people saying
1530
01:12:51.489 --> 01:12:54.729
things like, yeah, fuck Lord Diaz, or here for the
1531
01:12:54.770 --> 01:12:58.279
Lord Diaz drama, I hope this helps. How bad of
1532
01:12:58.340 --> 01:13:00.760
a look is it? When it's later revealed, I was
1533
01:13:00.819 --> 01:13:03.260
trying to help him and his channel. By the way,
1534
01:13:03.340 --> 01:13:04.840
go sub to Lord Diaz, he's great.
1535
01:13:04.859 --> 01:13:05.560
Yeah, he was trying.
1536
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:06.659
Big ups to Lord Diaz.
1537
01:13:07.140 --> 01:13:10.239
Lord Diaz, yeah. Phil was trying to, yeah, with his
1538
01:13:10.300 --> 01:13:11.439
gay dance videos.
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01:13:12.119 --> 01:13:12.239
Uh.
1540
01:13:13.729 --> 01:13:16.109
But he hasn't been back since I busted his balls
1541
01:13:16.180 --> 01:13:17.979
about his feet videos.
1542
01:13:18.229 --> 01:13:20.220
I've asked him. I've asked him to come back.
1543
01:13:20.819 --> 01:13:21.319
Really?
1544
01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:24.039
He's been busy.
1545
01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:24.760
He's been busy.
1546
01:13:24.960 --> 01:13:26.979
Had a pet die this weekend, I believe.
1547
01:13:28.079 --> 01:13:29.920
I didn't ask him this weekend because he has.
1548
01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:34.579
Yeah, that's rough. That's very tough. I hate when that happens.
1549
01:13:34.840 --> 01:13:36.479
I'll try to remember to link him in the description.
1550
01:13:37.100 --> 01:13:39.399
But that's where we are, Phil. You've drawn a line
1551
01:13:39.479 --> 01:13:42.220
in the sand, proclaimed that anyone who is on Kino's
1552
01:13:42.239 --> 01:13:47.289
side is, well, essentially evil, and that you are the redeemer,
1553
01:13:47.529 --> 01:13:50.689
and only smart people side with you. But now there's
1554
01:13:50.729 --> 01:13:53.590
evidence that you want to work with them. You're basically
1555
01:13:53.649 --> 01:13:57.390
saying you shouldn't watch, interact, or deal with Kino Casino.
1556
01:13:57.649 --> 01:14:00.750
But it's okay if I do it because of special circumstances,
1557
01:14:01.300 --> 01:14:05.180
and here's the kicker, that I refuse to share with you.
1558
01:14:05.819 --> 01:14:08.819
Yeah, he's really hoping to get back in their good graces.
1559
01:14:08.920 --> 01:14:12.640
He needs a bump. The Asmongold bump wore off. He's
1560
01:14:12.659 --> 01:14:14.380
floundering again.
1561
01:14:14.420 --> 01:14:17.859
Like all things with Phil, you just gotta trust me, bro.
1562
01:14:19.350 --> 01:14:21.670
So there you go. Thanks for five bucks, Professor Paul.
1563
01:14:22.210 --> 01:14:24.189
Oh, that's another thing. What happened to all the money
1564
01:14:24.229 --> 01:14:28.050
he was making while he was in their good graces
1565
01:14:28.149 --> 01:14:32.399
of Keno Casino? Because I personally know that if you're
1566
01:14:32.420 --> 01:14:34.880
a guest on their show frequently, you're going to make
1567
01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:37.609
a lot more money for that whole period that you're
1568
01:14:37.649 --> 01:14:43.810
being a frequent guest there. I bought a forest, right? H-Bomb,
1569
01:14:43.930 --> 01:14:47.409
did you see the forest that I bought? I did.
1570
01:14:47.430 --> 01:14:48.340
I was inside.
1571
01:14:48.439 --> 01:14:49.380
How long does it.
1572
01:14:49.380 --> 01:14:51.960
Take to walk the property lines of my forest? If
1573
01:14:52.000 --> 01:14:54.380
you walked from one end to the other, do you think?
1574
01:14:55.229 --> 01:14:57.510
It would take a long time. I didn't calculate that.
1575
01:14:57.510 --> 01:15:00.890
25 minutes. It would take 25 minutes just to walk
1576
01:15:01.270 --> 01:15:03.170
from one end of the property to the other end
1577
01:15:03.210 --> 01:15:06.189
of the property. That's how big a forest I bought.
1578
01:15:07.149 --> 01:15:10.039
That's how big a forest I bought, though. With my
1579
01:15:10.119 --> 01:15:14.050
Kino Casino bump money. What did he get? Nothing.
1580
01:15:14.090 --> 01:15:16.850
He got some lights. He bought a bunch of equipment.
1581
01:15:16.930 --> 01:15:21.010
Bought several different ones. Instead of doing research or asking
1582
01:15:21.069 --> 01:15:24.390
people or just doing his own little homework, he just
1583
01:15:24.430 --> 01:15:26.390
bought a bunch of them. And then I don't know
1584
01:15:26.409 --> 01:15:29.090
if he returned. Yeah, like a bunch of capture cards.
1585
01:15:29.109 --> 01:15:31.850
I don't know if he returned them or just kept
1586
01:15:31.909 --> 01:15:33.829
them all. I don't know.
1587
01:15:34.229 --> 01:15:35.409
Four or five mic arms.
1588
01:15:35.899 --> 01:15:36.880
Jesus Christ.
1589
01:15:36.939 --> 01:15:37.479
No, no.
1590
01:15:37.520 --> 01:15:40.199
Yeah, you were looking at it, Steve. It's his setup.
1591
01:15:40.260 --> 01:15:42.920
That's where the Kino money gone. Well, he should have
1592
01:15:42.979 --> 01:15:46.149
already had good equipment. He shouldn't have needed it. But
1593
01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:49.670
I think they actually told him that your mic sounds
1594
01:15:49.710 --> 01:15:52.930
like trash compared to ours. Like, buy the same mic
1595
01:15:52.989 --> 01:15:55.970
we have or something like that. And he was embarrassed,
1596
01:15:56.029 --> 01:15:58.550
so he bought a better mic and whatever, you know.
1597
01:15:59.270 --> 01:16:02.220
But that doesn't account for, you know, I don't know,
1598
01:16:02.399 --> 01:16:03.500
a mic and some lights?
1599
01:16:03.520 --> 01:16:03.600
Yes.
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01:16:05.430 --> 01:16:07.869
I bought a forest. What happened to your money, Phil?
1601
01:16:08.729 --> 01:16:10.800
And I'm sure that he got a bigger bump than me.
1602
01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:13.960
He was even doing a show with PPP, that wrestling show.
1603
01:16:14.420 --> 01:16:19.149
And they were splitting the money 50-50. Appreciate that.
1604
01:16:21.149 --> 01:16:22.569
The Greedy Goblin did a $ 2 super chat. He says,
1605
01:16:22.630 --> 01:16:24.880
I'm confused, King. What is your endgame to the leaked DM?
1606
01:16:25.300 --> 01:16:25.529
I don't know.
1607
01:16:25.560 --> 01:16:28.920
What was my endgame to directly messaging LTG after he
1608
01:16:28.939 --> 01:16:31.199
had already leaked my previous DMs and the fact that
1609
01:16:31.220 --> 01:16:31.560
he leaked them?
1610
01:16:31.819 --> 01:16:32.000
All right.
1611
01:16:32.119 --> 01:16:34.460
I think we've heard enough. I won't tell you.
1612
01:16:34.380 --> 01:16:35.260
My master plan.
1613
01:16:35.300 --> 01:16:37.779
I'm a master villain, guys. I'm the King Snake.
1614
01:16:38.380 --> 01:16:41.319
Yeah, I love when he got snaked by Kino Casino,
1615
01:16:41.340 --> 01:16:43.859
that he tried to make it that it was all
1616
01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:44.840
his plan.
1617
01:16:44.859 --> 01:16:47.479
And then brought in, what's his name?
1618
01:16:48.340 --> 01:16:52.340
They made him show the audience his underwear every time,
1619
01:16:52.359 --> 01:16:56.739
you know? They made him show his feet and his socks,
1620
01:16:57.060 --> 01:17:00.270
and he did it. So, no, he was not the
1621
01:17:00.310 --> 01:17:04.369
King Snake that he thought he was. He is a total,
1622
01:17:04.489 --> 01:17:12.300
total moron. And moving on to the quartering, my favorite
1623
01:17:12.340 --> 01:17:16.399
thing that we found out about the quartering situation is
1624
01:17:16.460 --> 01:17:21.689
that Melanie Mack has admitted that the whole time she
1625
01:17:21.710 --> 01:17:24.670
was on the quartering show, she was listening to music.
1626
01:17:25.649 --> 01:17:28.289
So he's paying her like $ 500 a show to just
1627
01:17:28.430 --> 01:17:30.569
show up and go, yeah!
1628
01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:30.760
Yeah!
1629
01:17:31.810 --> 01:17:36.010
Great and shit like that and she was just listening
1630
01:17:36.050 --> 01:17:39.449
to music that's why she could never contribute anything at
1631
01:17:39.829 --> 01:17:44.810
all like coherent right she couldn't she just couldn't do
1632
01:17:44.850 --> 01:17:47.920
it because she was too busy listening to music while
1633
01:17:47.960 --> 01:17:49.859
she was getting paid the big bucks to be his
1634
01:17:49.899 --> 01:17:53.960
co-host on the show and here we have uh here
1635
01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:57.260
we have keno casino is where did it go here
1636
01:17:57.420 --> 01:18:00.859
we go We have Kino Casino commenting on this and
1637
01:18:00.899 --> 01:18:01.979
taking a victory lap.
1638
01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:05.239
We're finally at Mel quitting the show. That was the
1639
01:18:05.279 --> 01:18:09.039
build up. Now, here was like one of the final
1640
01:18:09.260 --> 01:18:14.119
insults to injury that Mel delivered to Jer. This is
1641
01:18:14.220 --> 01:18:18.140
fucking brutal. So anybody who's watched our show or ever got.
1642
01:18:18.180 --> 01:18:21.310
This is brutal. Imagine being a guy who paid her
1643
01:18:21.310 --> 01:18:23.869
$ 500 a show and then hearing that every time she
1644
01:18:23.890 --> 01:18:27.270
was on the show... she was listening to music instead
1645
01:18:27.300 --> 01:18:29.640
of paying attention to what was being said on the show.
1646
01:18:29.659 --> 01:18:33.500
May God have mercy on your soul.
1647
01:18:33.520 --> 01:18:35.119
I actually watched raw chair.
1648
01:18:35.800 --> 01:18:39.720
Like in its time knows that Melanie's contribution to Jerry's
1649
01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:40.520
show is to go.
1650
01:18:40.539 --> 01:18:48.630
Yeah. And clap. And that's about it.
1651
01:18:48.989 --> 01:18:51.850
That's all she ever did. She never really had any
1652
01:18:51.930 --> 01:18:56.670
thoughts otherwise. And poor UIS, you really watched a whole
1653
01:18:56.750 --> 01:18:58.229
raw Jers stream?
1654
01:18:58.250 --> 01:19:03.829
I did, I did. It was Thursday the 24th was
1655
01:19:04.149 --> 01:19:06.359
the episode. It was the one where he went on
1656
01:19:06.380 --> 01:19:08.760
and on about South Park, the brand new episode of
1657
01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:12.100
South Park. But what he really did was spent probably
1658
01:19:12.100 --> 01:19:17.239
20 minutes watching some knockoff show called Stonks Park on.
1659
01:19:17.270 --> 01:19:18.100
Twitter, X.
1660
01:19:18.970 --> 01:19:21.060
Nice. And how it's so much better and.
1661
01:19:23.500 --> 01:19:26.670
I learned a lot watching his show. I learned a
1662
01:19:26.689 --> 01:19:30.729
lot about him. Not really anything important. And I saw
1663
01:19:30.750 --> 01:19:34.420
a bunch of ads. I even included at the time
1664
01:19:34.460 --> 01:19:37.579
markers every ad that popped up on the goddamn screen.
1665
01:19:37.600 --> 01:19:39.520
Pretty much every five minutes, I think it was.
1666
01:19:40.640 --> 01:19:43.100
Yeah, it's unwatchable. There's so many.
1667
01:19:44.180 --> 01:19:46.979
And there was so many times, though, that he would
1668
01:19:47.359 --> 01:19:49.380
interact with the chat, which is always good, of course.
1669
01:19:49.420 --> 01:19:52.939
But he wouldn't read sometimes what the chat message was.
1670
01:19:53.479 --> 01:19:55.939
He would just read it and then respond.
1671
01:19:56.060 --> 01:19:58.000
And then say some stuff. Yeah, he didn't want to
1672
01:19:58.020 --> 01:19:58.970
share it on screen.
1673
01:19:59.739 --> 01:20:02.869
And then he would ask someone in chat a very
1674
01:20:02.949 --> 01:20:06.829
specific question. And then he would stare at the screen
1675
01:20:06.970 --> 01:20:08.979
waiting for. For them to answer him.
1676
01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:11.739
For them to reply, oh, that air Jared. That's why
1677
01:20:11.819 --> 01:20:12.819
he's that air Jared.
1678
01:20:13.920 --> 01:20:17.140
So it's like, is she even paying attention to this shit?
1679
01:20:17.180 --> 01:20:18.720
It turns out she wasn't.
1680
01:20:18.779 --> 01:20:20.260
No, she was not.
1681
01:20:20.300 --> 01:20:22.380
It turns out she.
1682
01:20:21.899 --> 01:20:25.750
Couldn't even give Jared the bare minimum respect of getting
1683
01:20:25.829 --> 01:20:28.670
paid nearly six figures a year to work two hours
1684
01:20:28.729 --> 01:20:31.710
a week and do no prep work or anything. She
1685
01:20:31.810 --> 01:20:34.409
couldn't even give her full attention to Jared because he's
1686
01:20:34.430 --> 01:20:36.050
such a boring poop pants cock.
1687
01:20:36.130 --> 01:20:36.569
Let's listen.
1688
01:20:37.729 --> 01:20:39.979
Do you have this post as well from Youngblood?
1689
01:20:40.000 --> 01:20:42.340
Which, oh my goodness, by the way, Youngblood's new album
1690
01:20:42.380 --> 01:20:44.060
is so good. I have been listening to the song
1691
01:20:44.100 --> 01:20:48.800
Zombie on repeat nonstop. It's like when I'm on quarter cast,
1692
01:20:49.140 --> 01:20:51.039
I have it in the background on repeat.
1693
01:20:55.899 --> 01:21:01.090
So every show she did with Jer, she was listening
1694
01:21:01.109 --> 01:21:01.670
to that.
1695
01:21:01.770 --> 01:21:04.770
And not even like a full album, but one song
1696
01:21:04.850 --> 01:21:08.189
on repeat. over and over and over again.
1697
01:21:08.510 --> 01:21:09.989
I guess that's what she had to do to make
1698
01:21:10.029 --> 01:21:12.710
it through his boring-ass show, is to just not pay
1699
01:21:12.729 --> 01:21:14.289
attention and listen to music.
1700
01:21:14.890 --> 01:21:17.590
What song was it, though? Just the one song on repeat.
1701
01:21:18.409 --> 01:21:20.510
It would be Air Supply for me. It would be
1702
01:21:20.710 --> 01:21:23.369
Air Supply if I had to pick one song to
1703
01:21:23.430 --> 01:21:27.689
play on stream for the rest of my life. Hell yeah.
1704
01:21:28.989 --> 01:21:31.369
Okay. If you say so.
1705
01:21:31.449 --> 01:21:34.470
All Outta Love? Come on. gotta love that is.
1706
01:21:34.430 --> 01:21:37.689
That air i'm all out of love.
1707
01:21:36.909 --> 01:21:41.729
That's air supply absolutely again because she's simple-minded like that
1708
01:21:42.140 --> 01:21:44.579
and that's why everything she said on the show was
1709
01:21:45.159 --> 01:21:52.239
wow great awesome.
1710
01:21:51.000 --> 01:21:53.810
Yeah every once in a while she she heard something
1711
01:21:53.850 --> 01:21:57.829
that she should reply awesome yeah great too and that's
1712
01:21:57.890 --> 01:21:58.489
all she did.
1713
01:21:59.810 --> 01:22:01.710
Cause she just didn't give a fuck. And she was
1714
01:22:01.770 --> 01:22:05.270
just scamming the sim for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
1715
01:22:06.010 --> 01:22:10.430
Jer is such a pathetic fucking cock, bro.
1716
01:22:10.930 --> 01:22:12.430
Yeah. And how bad does it, do you think it
1717
01:22:12.470 --> 01:22:14.930
has to be? If you're making a hundred thousand dollars
1718
01:22:14.949 --> 01:22:20.770
a year doing a couple of hours a week, how
1719
01:22:20.829 --> 01:22:22.789
bad does that job have to be for you to
1720
01:22:22.890 --> 01:22:28.649
quit it? You know, she quit. It's gotta be bad, right?
1721
01:22:30.159 --> 01:22:32.100
So I think it's not going to last very long.
1722
01:22:32.140 --> 01:22:35.140
I think she'll be back sooner. I think that people
1723
01:22:35.159 --> 01:22:38.239
are already talking about how whatever she's trying has already
1724
01:22:38.260 --> 01:22:40.960
been failing, but I don't know the specifics on that.
1725
01:22:41.960 --> 01:22:44.420
And I am doing my own streams these past couple
1726
01:22:44.439 --> 01:22:46.560
weeks that I don't know. There's something about that song.
1727
01:22:46.600 --> 01:22:49.939
I love it so much. But anyway, anyway, let's continue.
1728
01:22:49.989 --> 01:22:54.750
So Youngblood made this tribute post to Youngblood.
1729
01:22:54.770 --> 01:22:55.510
All right.
1730
01:22:55.590 --> 01:22:57.510
That's just about as bad as Jer.
1731
01:22:58.350 --> 01:23:02.960
It's pretty bad. It's pretty good. Pretty good. I just,
1732
01:23:03.939 --> 01:23:06.680
I love how, the one thing I will say that
1733
01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:09.779
I'm very happy about, and it's okay to be happy
1734
01:23:09.819 --> 01:23:13.829
at somebody else's misfortune when they deserve it, is that
1735
01:23:15.109 --> 01:23:18.770
when all this stuff started, the quartering said they were
1736
01:23:18.789 --> 01:23:22.590
going to take everything. He was going to take everything
1737
01:23:22.630 --> 01:23:27.250
from the Keno Casino. Yep. And I don't know, this
1738
01:23:27.289 --> 01:23:31.359
last weekend they had they had 15,000 live viewers, real
1739
01:23:31.619 --> 01:23:37.029
live viewers, organic, real live viewers. And, uh, they're still
1740
01:23:37.069 --> 01:23:41.630
going strong. And meanwhile, he's lost Luke Rutkowski. He's lost
1741
01:23:42.270 --> 01:23:46.079
Hannah Clare and he lost Melanie Mack. And I guess
1742
01:23:46.100 --> 01:23:48.060
he also, well, that was kind of in the middle
1743
01:23:48.079 --> 01:23:50.859
of it, but sticks is gone. He's like a, you know,
1744
01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:56.859
drugged out mess now. Uh, And he's been crying about
1745
01:23:56.960 --> 01:24:01.710
the coffee factory, you know, and all this stuff. And
1746
01:24:01.850 --> 01:24:07.109
I don't understand. He's still doing the I'm losing weight thing.
1747
01:24:07.189 --> 01:24:09.750
Does anybody believe he's actually losing weight?
1748
01:24:10.289 --> 01:24:12.529
Yeah, he talked a lot about that on that show
1749
01:24:12.569 --> 01:24:15.729
that I watched. He actually gave his, I think, current weight.
1750
01:24:15.949 --> 01:24:17.880
And he's 6'5, apparently.
1751
01:24:20.479 --> 01:24:20.979
Let's see.
1752
01:24:21.930 --> 01:24:24.369
You talked about wanting to lose 100 pounds.
1753
01:24:24.449 --> 01:24:28.430
I'm down 47 pounds in 11 and a half, let's
1754
01:24:28.470 --> 01:24:31.649
call it 12 weeks now. I kind of stagnated while
1755
01:24:31.689 --> 01:24:34.649
I was traveling, even though I stayed on keto. I
1756
01:24:34.689 --> 01:24:36.569
wasn't as good about my water, and I wasn't as
1757
01:24:36.609 --> 01:24:40.939
good as being physically active. But my goal is 50
1758
01:24:40.939 --> 01:24:43.859
pounds by Christmas, so I'm ahead of schedule. I'm not
1759
01:24:43.899 --> 01:24:45.020
taking my foot off the gas.
1760
01:24:45.060 --> 01:24:48.750
So to speak. But You know, at this rate, I
1761
01:24:48.789 --> 01:24:49.390
think I can read.
1762
01:24:49.470 --> 01:24:52.270
But he did. He just did some wedding or something.
1763
01:24:52.310 --> 01:24:54.369
And there was pictures of him looking fat as hell.
1764
01:24:54.470 --> 01:24:56.909
So how did he lose 50 pounds from where?
1765
01:24:57.350 --> 01:25:00.970
Justin, try to be down 60 by Christmas. That gives me.
1766
01:25:02.229 --> 01:25:02.449
What?
1767
01:25:03.270 --> 01:25:07.329
Oh, I've got three months to lose 10 more pounds.
1768
01:25:07.409 --> 01:25:11.630
I can do that. Yeah.
1769
01:25:12.010 --> 01:25:14.329
If you're 300 pounds overweight and your goal is to
1770
01:25:14.409 --> 01:25:17.289
only lose 70, isn't there kind of flawed logic?
1771
01:25:18.180 --> 01:25:22.979
Says that he would be happy at 240 pounds. That's
1772
01:25:23.020 --> 01:25:26.039
what he said on the show I watched. And he
1773
01:25:26.100 --> 01:25:29.180
has 75 or 80 more to lose, so he's definitely
1774
01:25:29.260 --> 01:25:30.380
over 300 pounds.
1775
01:25:33.380 --> 01:25:34.159
Oh, he's 400.
1776
01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:38.020
He also talked about his Bowflex machine that he has.
1777
01:25:38.039 --> 01:25:42.420
I had the exercise bands. Where do I keep mine?
1778
01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:44.079
I don't participate in any.
1779
01:25:43.979 --> 01:25:47.800
Illicit drug use. If I was younger.
1780
01:25:49.199 --> 01:25:49.960
It would have been a.
1781
01:25:51.699 --> 01:25:54.640
You know, most of you young bucks won't remember. But
1782
01:25:55.060 --> 01:25:58.920
I found the old film canister to be very effective,
1783
01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:00.399
or the Altoids can.
1784
01:26:01.659 --> 01:26:02.920
I know my mom watches the show.
1785
01:26:03.840 --> 01:26:04.420
Sorry, Mom.
1786
01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:06.859
Why don't you keep it in Altoids can? What kind
1787
01:26:06.880 --> 01:26:08.500
of drugs do you keep in an Altoids can? That
1788
01:26:08.539 --> 01:26:11.859
doesn't make sense to me. I don't know.
1789
01:26:11.890 --> 01:26:17.329
The Altoids can or the Walgreens film canister were high-quality spots.
1790
01:26:18.479 --> 01:26:21.699
Take the cellophane off a pack of cigarettes. Use your
1791
01:26:21.720 --> 01:26:22.659
lighter to seal the top.
1792
01:26:23.659 --> 01:26:28.699
I don't know. I don't know. I'm just guessing.
1793
01:26:30.260 --> 01:26:33.720
What are the chances he's just on the O-O-O-O-Zempic and
1794
01:26:33.760 --> 01:26:34.699
he's not exercising?
1795
01:26:34.720 --> 01:26:35.260
Probably.
1796
01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:37.000
I would say that's pretty high.
1797
01:26:37.479 --> 01:26:41.119
Do you know why he wants to lose weight? I
1798
01:26:41.180 --> 01:26:43.619
don't know if he says this a lot, but on
1799
01:26:43.659 --> 01:26:46.199
the show that I watched, it's because he wants to
1800
01:26:46.239 --> 01:26:46.680
have kids.
1801
01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:50.020
Oh my God. God forbid.
1802
01:26:50.199 --> 01:26:50.859
Seriously though.
1803
01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:52.659
You'll be alive for them.
1804
01:26:53.399 --> 01:26:54.779
Him being somebody's father.
1805
01:26:54.840 --> 01:26:55.039
Yeah.
1806
01:26:55.079 --> 01:26:56.760
He looks like he could stroke out right in the
1807
01:26:56.800 --> 01:26:58.140
middle of the labor or something.
1808
01:26:58.960 --> 01:27:00.640
Forward to getting a coffee club bag every month. You
1809
01:27:00.659 --> 01:27:02.970
provide one hell of a variety and it's always different.
1810
01:27:03.010 --> 01:27:03.279
Yeah.
1811
01:27:03.310 --> 01:27:06.109
I pick, I handpick those every, I pick them every quarter.
1812
01:27:06.130 --> 01:27:07.869
Do you have to buy them ahead of time?
1813
01:27:09.090 --> 01:27:10.510
You have to buy them. I thought he had a
1814
01:27:10.569 --> 01:27:13.649
coffee factory. Why is he buying them?
1815
01:27:13.689 --> 01:27:17.409
If he has a factory, uh, Did I see the
1816
01:27:17.430 --> 01:27:17.890
crowded event?
1817
01:27:17.930 --> 01:27:18.149
Yes.
1818
01:27:18.590 --> 01:27:18.789
Yeah.
1819
01:27:20.250 --> 01:27:21.329
How am I doing? Well, forever.
1820
01:27:21.409 --> 01:27:21.930
Not enough.
1821
01:27:22.470 --> 01:27:23.939
I wanted to stream it last night, but I just
1822
01:27:23.949 --> 01:27:24.600
got behind.
1823
01:27:24.609 --> 01:27:30.579
Need him before and after photo for along the way.
1824
01:27:30.739 --> 01:27:35.779
Full figured. I did take a before picture.
1825
01:27:35.800 --> 01:27:38.989
Before what?
1826
01:27:40.130 --> 01:27:40.710
Yeah.
1827
01:27:40.729 --> 01:27:41.569
Before and after.
1828
01:27:41.590 --> 01:27:46.170
You know, maybe I get down to 240.
1829
01:27:46.819 --> 01:27:49.930
It always seems like he's contradicting himself, too. Like, he
1830
01:27:49.970 --> 01:27:52.789
said he quit alcohol completely. Then he said, oh, I
1831
01:27:52.810 --> 01:27:55.130
just have a few drinks a day or something. You know, like,
1832
01:27:55.369 --> 01:27:56.609
it's never consistent.
1833
01:27:57.310 --> 01:27:59.930
I got a hold of Liberty Dahl, so I got
1834
01:27:59.949 --> 01:28:01.350
to text her later. I'm going to try to have
1835
01:28:01.369 --> 01:28:07.199
her on Friday. Wednesday seems like too short a notice,
1836
01:28:07.220 --> 01:28:07.859
but if I can.
1837
01:28:08.840 --> 01:28:13.760
And what about that Tim Pool appearance and that other moron,
1838
01:28:13.779 --> 01:28:17.159
the Patriot guy? That was disastrous. Both of his guest
1839
01:28:17.199 --> 01:28:20.569
appearances were disastrous. If anybody missed them.
1840
01:28:21.050 --> 01:28:22.430
The Gary guy or whatever?
1841
01:28:22.449 --> 01:28:26.130
Yeah, the chats were just filled with his detractors. Asking
1842
01:28:26.170 --> 01:28:32.130
what are the oranges for? They just wrecked him. But
1843
01:28:32.250 --> 01:28:35.939
I think that Tim Pool largely ignored the chat on purpose.
1844
01:28:36.619 --> 01:28:40.140
And then Tim Pool always does the after show. They
1845
01:28:40.180 --> 01:28:45.640
go behind the paywall for the after show. He bounced out.
1846
01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:50.720
Tim Pool didn't do the after show. And then somebody
1847
01:28:50.739 --> 01:28:52.239
showed a clip of it. I don't know if I
1848
01:28:52.279 --> 01:28:58.109
have it. But, you know, the backup host is like, oh...
1849
01:28:59.029 --> 01:29:02.779
Tim Pool had to bounce, but we've got Ian and me,
1850
01:29:04.140 --> 01:29:06.619
and then they showed his chair was empty. He had
1851
01:29:06.640 --> 01:29:11.020
to go to the bathroom. So Jared was busy taking
1852
01:29:11.060 --> 01:29:13.270
a dump during the after show.
1853
01:29:14.229 --> 01:29:15.229
He was holding it in.
1854
01:29:16.510 --> 01:29:19.579
Mr. Poopypants couldn't hold it until after the show. He
1855
01:29:19.619 --> 01:29:20.579
had to take a shit.
1856
01:29:21.939 --> 01:29:24.979
But him on other people's shows, that reminded me of
1857
01:29:25.520 --> 01:29:27.279
the one episode I watched. A whole bunch of shit
1858
01:29:27.319 --> 01:29:30.970
happened on this episode. He talked about the Alex Jones appearance.
1859
01:29:33.479 --> 01:29:39.239
And completely retconned the entire thing about how he considers
1860
01:29:39.359 --> 01:29:42.000
Alex a friend, and he was on there to talk
1861
01:29:42.039 --> 01:29:45.869
some sense into him, and all of Alex Jones' chat
1862
01:29:45.949 --> 01:29:47.229
was on his side.
1863
01:29:47.250 --> 01:29:48.170
Yeah, right.
1864
01:29:48.250 --> 01:29:51.289
It's not the show I watched. Definitely not the show
1865
01:29:51.350 --> 01:29:51.689
I watched.
1866
01:29:51.829 --> 01:29:55.680
Revisionist history. He's retconning the whole thing, yeah.
1867
01:29:56.180 --> 01:29:57.859
Medicine bottles sealed.
1868
01:29:57.939 --> 01:30:00.560
You know, and that's another thing. Listen, and I want
1869
01:30:00.579 --> 01:30:03.079
to be clear in that I'm not jealous of him
1870
01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:08.000
getting big show appearances, but just an observation. If you're
1871
01:30:08.020 --> 01:30:10.979
going to go on a huge show with huge viewership,
1872
01:30:11.140 --> 01:30:14.260
you've got to bring some heat or something and be
1873
01:30:14.439 --> 01:30:17.369
good in order to entice people to come and check
1874
01:30:17.409 --> 01:30:21.149
out your show. And this guy's been on Alex Jones,
1875
01:30:21.529 --> 01:30:25.460
no help there. He's been on Tim Pool. No help there.
1876
01:30:26.579 --> 01:30:32.100
It just seems like these are wasted opportunities. He's not
1877
01:30:33.859 --> 01:30:36.199
doing anything for himself. How do you go on a
1878
01:30:36.260 --> 01:30:40.390
show like Alex Jones with tens of thousands of live
1879
01:30:40.430 --> 01:30:42.850
viewers and you can look at his social blade. He
1880
01:30:42.869 --> 01:30:45.130
doesn't get a bump. Go on Tim Pool with how
1881
01:30:45.170 --> 01:30:47.989
many thousands of viewers. Look at his social blade. He
1882
01:30:48.050 --> 01:30:48.810
didn't get a bump.
1883
01:30:49.369 --> 01:30:50.409
It smells in really well.
1884
01:30:51.390 --> 01:30:54.720
Yes, but I found that carrying around a prescription bottle
1885
01:30:54.739 --> 01:30:58.359
kind of drew more eyes. I mean, I would think,
1886
01:30:58.739 --> 01:31:01.140
I didn't know this, but I was always paranoid about
1887
01:31:01.159 --> 01:31:06.699
the prescription bottle because, you know, you see a prescription
1888
01:31:06.720 --> 01:31:08.470
bottle in a place that isn't the medicine cabinet, you
1889
01:31:08.489 --> 01:31:09.630
immediately wonder what's in it.
1890
01:31:10.229 --> 01:31:13.829
You see an Altoids can, you know.
1891
01:31:14.569 --> 01:31:18.029
I love to get drug use tips from Jeremy. It's great.
1892
01:31:18.649 --> 01:31:18.930
Yeah.
1893
01:31:19.699 --> 01:31:21.800
Yeah, Shadow Fox says there's no after, it's a new
1894
01:31:21.819 --> 01:31:22.640
way of life. That's correct.
1895
01:31:22.680 --> 01:31:27.859
That's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's how
1896
01:31:27.880 --> 01:31:28.520
I'm approaching it.
1897
01:31:28.520 --> 01:31:30.119
All right, let's get into this next story.
1898
01:31:30.760 --> 01:31:33.840
And the other thing is, he's on those Zins or whatever.
1899
01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:36.439
He's constantly eating those nicotine pouches.
1900
01:31:36.460 --> 01:31:39.479
Is that what he's doing? Yeah. He was like constantly
1901
01:31:39.500 --> 01:31:40.779
like licking his lips.
1902
01:31:40.939 --> 01:31:44.329
How can he be this low energy on like those
1903
01:31:44.789 --> 01:31:50.369
high milligram Zins and everything? Like, You know, nicotine is
1904
01:31:50.390 --> 01:31:55.149
a stimulant. Like, he's not even, he's so low energy. Like,
1905
01:31:55.189 --> 01:31:57.569
he looks like he's going to fall asleep, and he's
1906
01:31:57.909 --> 01:32:02.979
taking all these zins, too. Like, something's not right. I
1907
01:32:03.000 --> 01:32:05.239
don't know. Maybe it's just that he's a big guy. Like,
1908
01:32:05.260 --> 01:32:07.840
and I hate to be stereotypical, but a lot of
1909
01:32:07.899 --> 01:32:10.760
big guys just don't have any energy because they're too big.
1910
01:32:10.779 --> 01:32:13.000
They're carrying around too much weight, and that takes a
1911
01:32:13.039 --> 01:32:14.939
lot out of you, right? I would think.
1912
01:32:15.180 --> 01:32:15.439
Right.
1913
01:32:16.010 --> 01:32:20.609
Because he's so big, I don't believe the whole 240, 250, 260.
1914
01:32:20.609 --> 01:32:22.689
There's just no way. I think Ken Smith was talking
1915
01:32:22.750 --> 01:32:25.390
in chat about how he is 6'5, and at one
1916
01:32:25.449 --> 01:32:28.829
point he was 285 pounds and looked like he was
1917
01:32:28.909 --> 01:32:31.609
on crack. Because, you know, you're going to be a
1918
01:32:31.729 --> 01:32:35.760
lot heavier when you're that damn tall. So he's got
1919
01:32:35.779 --> 01:32:39.020
to be, what, 350 to 400? I would say 400.
1920
01:32:39.020 --> 01:32:41.020
400.
1921
01:32:42.420 --> 01:32:44.460
Now, I'm going to file this one under things you
1922
01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:46.819
should never say on a live stream. And I want
1923
01:32:46.859 --> 01:32:50.619
the panel to weigh in and tell me, am I
1924
01:32:50.699 --> 01:32:53.539
wrong or is this the most cringy thing that we
1925
01:32:53.600 --> 01:32:58.520
have heard him say so far? Because when I heard
1926
01:32:58.590 --> 01:33:00.930
he said this, I was like, are you kidding me?
1927
01:33:01.970 --> 01:33:05.810
A married man saying this on a public live stream
1928
01:33:06.050 --> 01:33:09.890
for whatever reason, for whatever reason. And I don't know
1929
01:33:09.930 --> 01:33:14.619
if he's supposed to be a joke. But anyway, let's
1930
01:33:14.680 --> 01:33:17.659
take a listen at one of the cringiest things we've
1931
01:33:17.739 --> 01:33:21.640
ever seen the quartering Jeremy Hambly say on a public
1932
01:33:21.699 --> 01:33:22.239
live stream.
1933
01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:25.560
Yeah, look at all the women. This is going to
1934
01:33:25.579 --> 01:33:27.439
be like an all-you-can-rape buffet.
1935
01:33:28.020 --> 01:33:32.930
What? What did he just say? It's going to be
1936
01:33:32.949 --> 01:33:36.470
an all-you-can-rape buffet. And I can't play it again because
1937
01:33:36.510 --> 01:33:39.090
YouTube really doesn't like that word. But why is he
1938
01:33:39.170 --> 01:33:44.060
saying this on a public live stream? And if you
1939
01:33:44.100 --> 01:33:48.270
think that's cringy, we found some more cringy clips. We
1940
01:33:48.289 --> 01:33:50.989
found some more cringy clips of him saying stuff that
1941
01:33:51.010 --> 01:33:55.409
you really shouldn't say, especially... Listen, I can only view
1942
01:33:55.449 --> 01:33:57.869
things from my own experience. Like, I'm a married man.
1943
01:33:58.270 --> 01:34:01.270
There's some things I would not say on a live stream.
1944
01:34:02.670 --> 01:34:04.989
And by the way, my wife, she's too busy.
1945
01:34:08.439 --> 01:34:10.840
I think she just cut the internet off. aren't you
1946
01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:13.000
oh no off.
1947
01:34:12.960 --> 01:34:15.600
Chance that somebody some of my family members in case
1948
01:34:15.659 --> 01:34:18.399
could tell her that i said stuff right yeah i'm
1949
01:34:18.420 --> 01:34:20.500
sorry i put it out for a second there so
1950
01:34:20.619 --> 01:34:24.789
here's jeremy hambley and this is another cringy thing that
1951
01:34:24.829 --> 01:34:27.010
you shouldn't say on a live stream.
1952
01:34:26.810 --> 01:34:33.470
Ever ever this is my opinion what do you guys think.
1953
01:34:41.439 --> 01:34:46.619
Dead air, Jer. Don't worry, he'll get to it.
1954
01:34:47.600 --> 01:34:53.180
Is I writing this?
1955
01:34:53.800 --> 01:34:54.859
It's fine.
1956
01:34:54.960 --> 01:34:58.779
Translation for a rip. Hey, you'll be my girlfriend if
1957
01:34:58.819 --> 01:35:00.960
you prove your love to me. They have sex. He
1958
01:35:00.979 --> 01:35:03.189
moves on to the next young girl. Many Latino illegals
1959
01:35:03.270 --> 01:35:06.350
pull that shit on Latin girls in California. Oh, that
1960
01:35:06.390 --> 01:35:12.609
sounds totally believable. That sounds totally believable. That girl did
1961
01:35:12.649 --> 01:35:14.149
look kind of Latino, I think.
1962
01:35:18.130 --> 01:35:18.850
Wait for it.
1963
01:35:18.850 --> 01:35:22.100
15 is a child, but they can change their sex. Look,
1964
01:35:22.479 --> 01:35:23.239
I've seen.
1965
01:35:25.060 --> 01:35:27.340
The way the girls these days dress in high school.
1966
01:35:29.800 --> 01:35:34.000
They aren't girls. They're full-blown women by the time they're
1967
01:35:34.020 --> 01:35:34.399
in high school.
1968
01:35:34.420 --> 01:35:35.000
It's gross.
1969
01:35:36.970 --> 01:35:37.689
I remember I was out.
1970
01:35:39.119 --> 01:35:41.880
with family for dinner and happened to be at homecoming
1971
01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:45.479
or I don't know if it was homecoming or prom.
1972
01:35:45.500 --> 01:35:47.720
Here we go with the Zins again.
1973
01:35:47.779 --> 01:35:49.770
And a bunch of kids came in with their dates
1974
01:35:50.119 --> 01:35:50.479
to eat.
1975
01:35:51.550 --> 01:35:53.930
Every one of those girls' shirts were so short you
1976
01:35:53.949 --> 01:35:56.029
could see their ass cheeks.
1977
01:35:57.489 --> 01:35:58.310
It was disgusting.
1978
01:35:58.329 --> 01:36:02.050
I was like, how the fuck do your mothers let
1979
01:36:02.069 --> 01:36:03.430
you out like that or your fathers?
1980
01:36:04.149 --> 01:36:04.989
Why are you looking?
1981
01:36:05.050 --> 01:36:06.909
What are you wearing? You're in high school.
1982
01:36:07.590 --> 01:36:12.329
Yeah, why is he looking at high school girls' butts?
1983
01:36:16.729 --> 01:36:18.489
I wish I had a triangle. We would do a
1984
01:36:18.489 --> 01:36:23.449
PDF file alert. PDF file alert! PDF file alert!
1985
01:36:23.630 --> 01:36:27.250
I got the chicken, but H-Bomb doesn't like him too much, so.
1986
01:36:32.109 --> 01:36:34.189
I don't know. I see 20-something-year-olds, and I'm, like, too young.
1987
01:36:35.050 --> 01:36:37.390
Yeah, it's crazy. Like, I think you get to an age, like,
1988
01:36:37.949 --> 01:36:42.289
Once I got to my, like, late 30s, I would see, like, 21,
1989
01:36:42.270 --> 01:36:44.409
22-year-old girls coming to the bar, and I'd be like,
1990
01:36:44.449 --> 01:36:45.260
those are children.
1991
01:36:45.899 --> 01:36:49.760
Like, I don't care how, like, gone up they were.
1992
01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:52.300
There's just no physical attraction. Not so much.
1993
01:36:52.760 --> 01:36:54.560
Because I just see them. I'm like, that's just a kid.
1994
01:36:56.279 --> 01:36:58.439
But I saw plenty of 30- and 40-year-old guys hitting
1995
01:36:58.479 --> 01:36:58.689
on them.
1996
01:37:03.229 --> 01:37:04.489
That's been happening since the 60s, yeah.
1997
01:37:08.550 --> 01:37:09.949
Sure blame the hippies just.
1998
01:37:09.829 --> 01:37:11.810
Say no to yoga pants parents yeah.
1999
01:37:12.989 --> 01:37:17.069
Yoga pants the other jogging pants that they pull like.
2000
01:37:16.949 --> 01:37:18.850
Why is he looking at high school you.
2001
01:37:18.810 --> 01:37:20.329
Can see their ass crack in them.
2002
01:37:21.250 --> 01:37:24.670
Watch that watch watch that renfair video and you can
2003
01:37:24.689 --> 01:37:27.000
get your answer he just he's.
2004
01:37:26.899 --> 01:37:30.500
The crazy crazy yeah yoga yoga pants where you can
2005
01:37:30.520 --> 01:37:34.939
see the fucking outline of their pussy lips Jesus!
2006
01:37:34.979 --> 01:37:36.229
Good God!
2007
01:37:36.250 --> 01:37:40.250
He's looking at a high school girl's vaginal lips. He's
2008
01:37:40.329 --> 01:37:41.250
saying it right here.
2009
01:37:41.329 --> 01:37:43.710
He's like, why are you saying that you're looking at
2010
01:37:43.729 --> 01:37:44.489
the camel toe?
2011
01:37:44.550 --> 01:37:47.989
God, the moose knuckle. No, quit.
2012
01:37:48.750 --> 01:37:49.310
Stop.
2013
01:37:49.770 --> 01:37:52.529
In his defense, I have seen some camel toes that
2014
01:37:52.569 --> 01:37:56.689
are hard to ignore. Especially since the advent of these
2015
01:37:56.930 --> 01:38:01.140
yoga pants. But if they're... If they're a young girl,
2016
01:38:01.159 --> 01:38:03.939
you kind of don't, you try not to notice, you know?
2017
01:38:05.760 --> 01:38:06.760
Volleyball shorts.
2018
01:38:07.159 --> 01:38:07.420
Yeah.
2019
01:38:07.699 --> 01:38:07.880
No.
2020
01:38:09.439 --> 01:38:13.399
Their mom's probably dressed the same. Yeah, right. You're probably right.
2021
01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:17.909
Yeah, blame the mom. The mom's a horse, too.
2022
01:38:17.920 --> 01:38:20.319
I want a girl that I can raise, raise a kid.
2023
01:38:20.359 --> 01:38:21.699
I don't want to raise a kid.
2024
01:38:21.819 --> 01:38:22.380
Yeah, right.
2025
01:38:22.420 --> 01:38:22.779
That, too.
2026
01:38:25.859 --> 01:38:29.159
There are all whores says the swinging husband.
2027
01:38:28.760 --> 01:38:33.479
Who lets bulls bang his wife and while he watches
2028
01:38:33.539 --> 01:38:34.539
with a cuff chair.
2029
01:38:35.640 --> 01:38:43.659
That's probably true that's probably true I met my wife
2030
01:38:43.699 --> 01:38:44.420
when I was 13.
2031
01:38:44.420 --> 01:38:47.010
Somebody was asking about the Jubal, and he turned it
2032
01:38:47.060 --> 01:38:49.609
into Jubal. He's like, I don't know who Jubal is.
2033
01:38:52.130 --> 01:38:53.090
That's fine.
2034
01:38:53.130 --> 01:38:57.850
Jubal, Jeremy, the Jubal.
2035
01:38:57.850 --> 01:39:02.810
23 is not 21. There's a huge difference. I'm talking
2036
01:39:02.810 --> 01:39:08.310
21 fresh in the bar. Drinking Michelob Ultras and Jager bombs.
2037
01:39:11.039 --> 01:39:12.420
I want to thank just call me rope for the
2038
01:39:12.479 --> 01:39:15.119
kick and golden times again for the 10 kicks and
2039
01:39:15.140 --> 01:39:15.800
just call me rope.
2040
01:39:15.800 --> 01:39:17.000
23 is a little bit older.
2041
01:39:17.020 --> 01:39:18.560
They might be out of college or they have their,
2042
01:39:18.579 --> 01:39:19.819
they actually have a real job.
2043
01:39:19.960 --> 01:39:22.100
And Kylie man just chatted for the first time on.
2044
01:39:22.119 --> 01:39:23.779
They were only 30.
2045
01:39:23.760 --> 01:39:28.890
I'm saying like at 40, you know, 35, 36, 37.
2046
01:39:28.890 --> 01:39:30.869
I couldn't even hold a conversation with a 20 year
2047
01:39:30.909 --> 01:39:32.630
old because they're just so stupid.
2048
01:39:34.430 --> 01:39:35.989
What kind of projection is he?
2049
01:39:36.050 --> 01:39:36.310
Yeah.
2050
01:39:36.449 --> 01:39:39.449
What kind of women is he hanging out with? You know, Oh,
2051
01:39:39.470 --> 01:39:40.329
they're all just so stupid.
2052
01:39:40.369 --> 01:39:41.069
Melanie Mack?
2053
01:39:41.890 --> 01:39:44.270
Oh, that's it. Before she walked away?
2054
01:39:44.890 --> 01:39:46.149
Whoever will take his money.
2055
01:39:46.170 --> 01:39:48.390
Yep.
2056
01:39:48.609 --> 01:39:49.229
Just dumb.
2057
01:39:51.510 --> 01:39:54.310
I'm sure you guys have seen him watch a talk
2058
01:39:54.380 --> 01:39:58.319
show like The View. I've seen him on that show
2059
01:39:58.340 --> 01:40:01.000
that I watch of him watching The View. How he
2060
01:40:01.100 --> 01:40:04.380
thinks that he is... actually on the show that he'll
2061
01:40:04.420 --> 01:40:07.439
pause and he'll like answer the questions with them. Like
2062
01:40:07.479 --> 01:40:09.310
when there's a panel, he'll join in with it.
2063
01:40:10.039 --> 01:40:10.380
Yeah.
2064
01:40:10.640 --> 01:40:13.260
But yet when he's on some sort of show like that,
2065
01:40:13.720 --> 01:40:17.439
he doesn't do that. When there's some, a chance of someone,
2066
01:40:17.539 --> 01:40:22.579
I guess, talking back and like shutting down his comments.
2067
01:40:23.020 --> 01:40:25.350
Yeah, no, he's going to talk to a prerecorded show.
2068
01:40:25.770 --> 01:40:26.270
Exactly.
2069
01:40:26.710 --> 01:40:29.369
Sexualized too young. They really can't handle it. I agree.
2070
01:40:30.170 --> 01:40:30.430
Mm hmm.
2071
01:40:35.590 --> 01:40:37.560
That Air Jar, Jesus Christ.
2072
01:40:37.569 --> 01:40:41.859
Do you remember when it was daughters weren't attractive anymore,
2073
01:40:41.899 --> 01:40:42.819
but moms are?
2074
01:40:42.859 --> 01:40:43.319
Wait, what?
2075
01:40:44.920 --> 01:40:47.840
Michelob, Vulture, and Jagerbombs sound like a fun time.
2076
01:40:47.859 --> 01:40:49.859
Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs.
2077
01:40:57.739 --> 01:41:00.520
Let's get in to this next story.
2078
01:41:01.140 --> 01:41:09.510
Okay, we've had enough. We've had enough. And then one
2079
01:41:09.569 --> 01:41:17.399
moment here. This video, the next video he released ahead
2080
01:41:17.560 --> 01:41:20.800
of his appearance on Timcast, and he's crying about the
2081
01:41:20.859 --> 01:41:24.520
financial damage that everybody has done to his channel and
2082
01:41:24.600 --> 01:41:27.640
his coffee company. But I just want to point out
2083
01:41:27.840 --> 01:41:31.979
that Jeremy is responsible for the destruction of the keynote
2084
01:41:32.039 --> 01:41:34.060
clips channel, which was like $ 150, 000 a year income for
2085
01:41:34.090 --> 01:41:40.039
their editor. And he took that away from them. So
2086
01:41:40.659 --> 01:41:43.399
in my opinion, he doesn't have a right to complain
2087
01:41:43.760 --> 01:41:48.550
until all this backlash causes him at least $ 150, 000 in damage.
2088
01:41:49.270 --> 01:41:55.250
And what do our panel members think? Has he suffered $ 150, 000
2089
01:41:52.810 --> 01:41:56.390
of damage to his business yet? I really don't think so.
2090
01:41:57.250 --> 01:41:58.170
I don't think so either.
2091
01:42:00.109 --> 01:42:02.289
I think he might have, but I don't think it
2092
01:42:02.329 --> 01:42:05.130
should end. I don't think it should end.
2093
01:42:05.470 --> 01:42:05.609
Yeah.
2094
01:42:06.460 --> 01:42:10.619
No, it shouldn't end. In my opinion, the only correct
2095
01:42:10.739 --> 01:42:13.619
karmic thing to happen here is for him to lose everything.
2096
01:42:15.210 --> 01:42:17.369
If he came forward and apologized. He was going to.
2097
01:42:17.350 --> 01:42:22.689
Take everything from them. And that's another thing. Let's take
2098
01:42:22.789 --> 01:42:27.649
a step back. If he would have apologized immediately after
2099
01:42:27.689 --> 01:42:30.869
the event of flagging the channel and said he was
2100
01:42:30.949 --> 01:42:34.029
drinking or whatever, go to rehab for a while, take
2101
01:42:34.069 --> 01:42:38.170
a few weeks off, this would all have blown over.
2102
01:42:38.649 --> 01:42:42.449
It would have just been a footnote.
2103
01:42:43.609 --> 01:42:46.060
But it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse
2104
01:42:46.109 --> 01:42:49.479
for him. It's never getting better. It's never getting better.
2105
01:42:49.939 --> 01:42:53.520
At any time, he could do that. Even now, he
2106
01:42:53.579 --> 01:42:56.659
could just come out and apologize for everything, and it
2107
01:42:56.819 --> 01:42:58.800
would get better. But he's not going to do it,
2108
01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:01.319
and so it's just never going to go away.
2109
01:43:01.340 --> 01:43:03.920
It's going to keep happening. Look at him in this video, too.
2110
01:43:04.770 --> 01:43:08.470
These dark circles under his eyes. He looks like a raccoon,
2111
01:43:08.979 --> 01:43:09.340
you know?
2112
01:43:09.949 --> 01:43:12.279
He's taking a lot of flack for having me on,
2113
01:43:12.520 --> 01:43:15.920
and you might be wondering why. I wonder the same
2114
01:43:16.000 --> 01:43:19.619
thing myself, but even former cops.
2115
01:43:19.659 --> 01:43:25.239
He doesn't understand why people are dogging Dim Pool here,
2116
01:43:25.270 --> 01:43:29.670
Dim Fool, for having him on the show. Isn't Tim
2117
01:43:29.710 --> 01:43:34.729
Pool like a free speech guy, Jeremy? Do you understand
2118
01:43:34.750 --> 01:43:37.449
that maybe having a guy on that's stomping all over
2119
01:43:37.529 --> 01:43:40.710
free speech and destroying people's YouTube channels, having them on
2120
01:43:40.750 --> 01:43:42.949
as a guest might be considered a problem for a
2121
01:43:43.680 --> 01:43:48.760
show host that considers himself free speech? I'm a free
2122
01:43:48.800 --> 01:43:51.260
speech guy. I would never have somebody on as a
2123
01:43:51.300 --> 01:43:55.319
guest unless I could confront them and really hold their
2124
01:43:55.340 --> 01:43:58.739
feet to the fire about the situation. But we all
2125
01:43:58.859 --> 01:44:01.000
knew that Tim Pool wasn't going to do that and
2126
01:44:01.060 --> 01:44:04.789
neither was that Patriot guy. That poor guy walked into
2127
01:44:04.829 --> 01:44:08.010
a shitstorm. I think people are still going after him.
2128
01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:10.760
The loser, the moron, right?
2129
01:44:10.979 --> 01:44:14.020
Colleagues of mine have been melting down all day. I'm
2130
01:44:14.039 --> 01:44:15.720
not going to highlight them. I'm not going to give
2131
01:44:15.739 --> 01:44:19.170
them the shine that they so clearly desire. The idea
2132
01:44:19.229 --> 01:44:23.609
is that these are sad, mostly men, who've accomplished nothing
2133
01:44:23.630 --> 01:44:27.829
in their life and hate to see somebody else succeeding.
2134
01:44:28.369 --> 01:44:31.260
And everybody he's talking about gets more live viewers than him.
2135
01:44:32.489 --> 01:44:34.869
And gets more super chats than him. So I don't
2136
01:44:34.909 --> 01:44:37.720
know what metric he's saying they haven't accomplished anything. If
2137
01:44:37.760 --> 01:44:41.020
they're doing better than you at this game, maybe they
2138
01:44:41.060 --> 01:44:42.039
have accomplished something.
2139
01:44:42.199 --> 01:44:47.550
Men have tried to destroy my coffee company pathetically and
2140
01:44:47.750 --> 01:44:48.829
failed miserably.
2141
01:44:48.869 --> 01:44:50.289
But you did that to yourself.
2142
01:44:50.310 --> 01:44:51.949
But they have made the last six months of my
2143
01:44:51.970 --> 01:44:52.810
life very difficult in.
2144
01:44:52.770 --> 01:44:58.479
Business, whether it's fraudulent claims to health inspection companies.
2145
01:44:58.979 --> 01:45:03.760
These were not fraudulent claims. These were valid concerns.
2146
01:45:03.800 --> 01:45:05.659
I think Walmart pulled them.
2147
01:45:06.800 --> 01:45:10.069
Yeah, yeah. He's pulled from all that bragging about how
2148
01:45:10.109 --> 01:45:13.350
getting into Walmart. I'm getting into Walmart. I'm getting into Walmart.
2149
01:45:13.369 --> 01:45:15.189
For like a year he bragged that he's getting his
2150
01:45:15.210 --> 01:45:17.489
coffee company into Walmart. It was there for like a
2151
01:45:17.529 --> 01:45:19.090
month and then I think they pulled it. I don't
2152
01:45:19.109 --> 01:45:19.810
think it's back yet.
2153
01:45:20.909 --> 01:45:21.130
No.
2154
01:45:21.189 --> 01:45:21.810
Yeah, here he is.
2155
01:45:22.149 --> 01:45:24.489
They've caused real-world financial damage.
2156
01:45:24.609 --> 01:45:28.170
Hey, Jared, do you think it's real-world financial damage to
2157
01:45:28.250 --> 01:45:29.829
destroy somebody's $ 150, 000 a year income and take.
2158
01:45:29.810 --> 01:45:31.409
It away from them? You know, like, this guy has
2159
01:45:31.470 --> 01:45:34.479
no self-awareness. Like, he's upset that there's been consequences to his.
2160
01:45:50.010 --> 01:45:52.630
Disgusting actions against the keynote guys.
2161
01:45:53.189 --> 01:45:55.050
Me, they will now harass Tim.
2162
01:45:55.310 --> 01:45:59.149
And so, you know, in exchange for Tim taking the
2163
01:45:59.210 --> 01:46:02.020
heat of having me on, again, all this is complete
2164
01:46:02.180 --> 01:46:07.739
manufactured nonsense by pathetic 40-year-old men acting like 14-year-old girls.
2165
01:46:08.159 --> 01:46:11.039
But it's been difficult. I'm not going to lie.
2166
01:46:11.439 --> 01:46:13.250
It's been difficult. Look at him. He looks like he's
2167
01:46:13.289 --> 01:46:16.329
going to stroke out any minute now.
2168
01:46:16.609 --> 01:46:16.770
Like.
2169
01:46:18.260 --> 01:46:19.340
How come we don't see a lot of videos of that?
2170
01:46:19.359 --> 01:46:20.180
Of people following him around.
2171
01:46:20.199 --> 01:46:23.119
Like, actually, footage of him. Like Bigfoot in the wild. No,
2172
01:46:23.140 --> 01:46:25.029
he means the track that's following him.
2173
01:46:38.829 --> 01:46:41.560
They follow him to the live chats and felt it.
2174
01:46:41.710 --> 01:46:45.439
That's what it is. Oh, okay. They follow him to
2175
01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:50.100
the guest appearances he does and make sure that everybody
2176
01:46:50.140 --> 01:46:53.479
knows what an asshole and a free speech stomping loser
2177
01:46:53.539 --> 01:46:53.939
he is.
2178
01:46:54.779 --> 01:46:55.060
Right?
2179
01:46:56.470 --> 01:46:59.329
And this next clip, the quartering comes to us again
2180
01:46:59.369 --> 01:47:02.810
from the Kino Grove. Follow them on Twitter at the
2181
01:47:02.850 --> 01:47:07.649
Kino Grove. he's crying about the people this is so
2182
01:47:07.689 --> 01:47:11.170
funny he's crying about the people who make videos about
2183
01:47:11.229 --> 01:47:14.869
how bad some of the superhero stuff is when meanwhile
2184
01:47:14.949 --> 01:47:19.869
he made 200 videos about Brie Larson because he didn't
2185
01:47:19.909 --> 01:47:21.770
like her she was too woke or something I don't
2186
01:47:21.810 --> 01:47:27.579
know right crazy do we have the right one oh
2187
01:47:27.600 --> 01:47:33.399
yeah we do sorry.
2188
01:47:31.199 --> 01:47:36.229
Angry black DEI writer And people, again, I'm not going
2189
01:47:36.270 --> 01:47:37.890
after the people that knew it would suck and said
2190
01:47:37.909 --> 01:47:38.289
it would suck.
2191
01:47:39.810 --> 01:47:41.050
But I would ask people.
2192
01:47:42.109 --> 01:47:42.850
He's talking about Landers.
2193
01:47:42.869 --> 01:47:45.050
There's so much better entertainment.
2194
01:47:45.310 --> 01:47:48.600
I've only seen clips. I was waiting until the eight
2195
01:47:48.800 --> 01:47:51.039
episodes were dropped and now I'm going to binge it.
2196
01:47:51.199 --> 01:47:54.100
But just from the clips, it looks good to me.
2197
01:47:54.119 --> 01:47:54.619
I don't know.
2198
01:47:54.659 --> 01:47:57.720
I grew up reading Green Lantern comics.
2199
01:47:58.680 --> 01:48:02.100
Put out by people that don't hate you. You have
2200
01:48:02.140 --> 01:48:02.880
to cut the cord.
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01:48:04.220 --> 01:48:06.140
I know it's fun to dunk on this stuff, and
2202
01:48:06.159 --> 01:48:08.220
I'm not saying that you can't have fun dunking on it.
2203
01:48:08.659 --> 01:48:12.020
Yeah, and meanwhile, he made 300 videos dunking on Brie Larson.
2204
01:48:12.319 --> 01:48:16.109
What I'm saying is, there's a lot of frauds out
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01:48:16.130 --> 01:48:21.920
there that get to pay, and I believe... okay, I
2206
01:48:21.979 --> 01:48:25.220
believe that a large portion of the people telling you
2207
01:48:25.239 --> 01:48:30.350
how horrible these films, you know, they don't care. They
2208
01:48:30.399 --> 01:48:33.010
actually enjoy them. You know why they get to go
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01:48:33.090 --> 01:48:34.989
on the midnight open release. They get to buy the
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01:48:35.010 --> 01:48:38.140
special popcorn bucket. They get to enjoy the movie. Well,
2211
01:48:38.159 --> 01:48:41.119
they get online and they tell you, oh, it was
2212
01:48:41.220 --> 01:48:44.890
so terrible. Oh, my God, it was the worst thing. Yeah,
2213
01:48:44.949 --> 01:48:49.229
I gave them $ 75.
2214
01:48:47.909 --> 01:48:50.630
It's so terrible. I had to do it. It's my job.
2215
01:48:50.649 --> 01:48:55.899
Again, some of these people are in an impossible position.
2216
01:48:55.939 --> 01:49:01.079
But also I question, how bad do they think these
2217
01:49:01.100 --> 01:49:04.909
movies really are? How bad do they think these shows
2218
01:49:04.949 --> 01:49:06.750
really are? They haven't given anything up.
2219
01:49:06.909 --> 01:49:09.300
Aren't people just allowed to make a video and express
2220
01:49:09.310 --> 01:49:13.300
their opinion about a movie? Sure. Like, now he's going
2221
01:49:13.319 --> 01:49:15.560
to be the arbiter of whether you're allowed to do
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01:49:15.600 --> 01:49:16.119
that or not.
2223
01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:18.579
Well, hell, you can't even go, remember, you can't go
2224
01:49:18.600 --> 01:49:21.199
out to Amazon and review his coffee, and if you
2225
01:49:21.239 --> 01:49:24.479
leave a bad review, he's going to just make a
2226
01:49:24.500 --> 01:49:28.319
whole video about you putting a fake review or whatever.
2227
01:49:28.399 --> 01:49:30.489
How long was that?
2228
01:49:30.949 --> 01:49:33.670
I'm surprised he hasn't started suing people, like, cory good
2229
01:49:33.750 --> 01:49:36.680
did you know like just just sue everybody on the
2230
01:49:36.729 --> 01:49:39.560
internet that is saying things you don't like because that'll
2231
01:49:39.600 --> 01:49:43.340
work out for you you know actually these two are
2232
01:49:43.380 --> 01:49:45.899
a lot alike because uh cory good is going on
2233
01:49:45.939 --> 01:49:50.600
a tear flagging everybody's channel that had those depositions which
2234
01:49:50.640 --> 01:49:55.510
he does not own right and uh the latest is
2235
01:49:55.590 --> 01:49:58.090
that cory good has now tried to get my twitter
2236
01:49:58.109 --> 01:50:05.609
channel suspended Or repeated VMCA or repeated copyright violations. For
2237
01:50:05.649 --> 01:50:08.449
a video that he doesn't own. He filed a copyright,
2238
01:50:08.489 --> 01:50:09.609
but it's not enforceable.
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01:50:10.409 --> 01:50:12.340
Yeah.
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01:50:12.420 --> 01:50:13.239
Suffer, Corey.
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01:50:13.439 --> 01:50:13.800
Suffer.
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01:50:14.899 --> 01:50:15.579
Oh, he is.
2243
01:50:15.600 --> 01:50:19.159
They make their money.
2244
01:50:19.199 --> 01:50:22.260
Yeah, that guy's great. He thinks he's a big huge
2245
01:50:22.859 --> 01:50:26.159
media star. Do you know how many views his latest
2246
01:50:26.220 --> 01:50:27.979
interview has on YouTube right now?
2247
01:50:29.760 --> 01:50:30.060
Forty.
2248
01:50:30.930 --> 01:50:33.310
No, 247 views.
2249
01:50:34.329 --> 01:50:34.470
Oh.
2250
01:50:34.489 --> 01:50:37.909
I get LigerCast, I get more views than that.
2251
01:50:37.930 --> 01:50:39.810
There you go.
2252
01:50:40.670 --> 01:50:44.319
You're a bigger media star than Corey Goode. Yay!
2253
01:50:44.520 --> 01:50:48.060
You know, the problem.
2254
01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:51.239
Actually, I should show that. The problem with Corey Goode
2255
01:50:51.279 --> 01:50:55.180
is that he was an artificially created star in UFO land.
2256
01:50:55.739 --> 01:50:58.609
What happened was, Gaia TV put him on a show
2257
01:50:58.649 --> 01:51:01.880
with David Wilcock, And then what they did is they
2258
01:51:01.920 --> 01:51:06.380
put millions of dollars into advertising that TV show. And
2259
01:51:06.420 --> 01:51:09.899
it blew up and became very, very popular. So Corey
2260
01:51:09.939 --> 01:51:16.119
Goode thought he was a big star. Aliens? No, it
2261
01:51:16.149 --> 01:51:19.390
was some show on Gaia TV. It's not even a
2262
01:51:19.399 --> 01:51:23.630
TV show. It's a streaming network. Corey Goode filed more
2263
01:51:23.710 --> 01:51:27.310
fraudulent DMCA takedowns to get his deposition removed from the Internet.
2264
01:51:27.579 --> 01:51:30.739
This time on X. This is the eighth fraudulent DMCA
2265
01:51:30.800 --> 01:51:34.279
takedown or strike he has filed against me. Harassing the
2266
01:51:34.300 --> 01:51:37.130
journalist to expose your scams, not a good look, Corey.
2267
01:51:37.310 --> 01:51:40.170
So they locked my account for a while until I
2268
01:51:40.909 --> 01:51:45.310
was able to address this situation. But the interesting part
2269
01:51:45.430 --> 01:51:50.649
is that, you know, here's what happened. This guy has
2270
01:51:50.710 --> 01:51:53.649
spent the last 11 years telling everybody that he went
2271
01:51:53.670 --> 01:51:56.970
to space and he built a base on Mars and
2272
01:51:56.989 --> 01:52:00.250
he went to the moon and all this stuff. And
2273
01:52:00.289 --> 01:52:03.869
then in this court case where he sued everybody, he
2274
01:52:03.909 --> 01:52:06.479
had to give a deposition. And in the deposition, the
2275
01:52:06.560 --> 01:52:09.319
lawyer says, you ever been to space? And he goes...
2276
01:52:09.819 --> 01:52:14.539
In my physical body? I don't believe so. And so
2277
01:52:14.819 --> 01:52:21.680
he completely borked his own secret space scam. And then
2278
01:52:21.819 --> 01:52:27.159
he said, like, you know, so anyway, he's desperate to
2279
01:52:27.199 --> 01:52:30.779
stop people from seeing that deposition because he admits that
2280
01:52:30.800 --> 01:52:33.239
he just made all the stories up. He's never been
2281
01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:36.739
to space. And then I started making videos of him
2282
01:52:36.819 --> 01:52:40.399
talking about building a base on Mars at a public
2283
01:52:40.600 --> 01:52:45.029
UFO show, like a live event. And then we flipped
2284
01:52:45.050 --> 01:52:47.489
to the deposition. Have you ever been to Mars? No,
2285
01:52:47.550 --> 01:52:50.130
never said I lived on Mars. No, never said I've
2286
01:52:50.149 --> 01:52:52.050
been to Mars.
2287
01:52:52.069 --> 01:52:56.680
I still think it would be good to do a
2288
01:52:56.800 --> 01:52:59.729
recreation of it and not just show the text of it.
2289
01:52:59.859 --> 01:53:03.079
Actually make a video. I'll do it with you. It's
2290
01:53:03.119 --> 01:53:04.340
seven hours long.
2291
01:53:05.470 --> 01:53:09.109
I got a train script.
2292
01:53:09.170 --> 01:53:09.909
Just the hits.
2293
01:53:10.489 --> 01:53:14.010
We could do an hour. I was going to do
2294
01:53:14.050 --> 01:53:17.430
that because I thought at one point I thought I
2295
01:53:17.470 --> 01:53:20.069
was not going to be able to fight him successfully
2296
01:53:20.220 --> 01:53:22.810
to get the video put back. But it's back on
2297
01:53:22.850 --> 01:53:27.619
my YouTube channel. But now, since he's exhausted all of
2298
01:53:27.659 --> 01:53:30.699
his ability to take the video down off of YouTube
2299
01:53:31.039 --> 01:53:36.010
due to my counters from lawyer letters... Now he's doing
2300
01:53:36.050 --> 01:53:39.149
it on Hex. And at some point, it's like, wait
2301
01:53:39.189 --> 01:53:42.109
a minute. I have to fill out legal paperwork because
2302
01:53:42.130 --> 01:53:46.390
you're lying and saying you own this? It's a deposition video!
2303
01:53:46.449 --> 01:53:48.729
Just because you're in it doesn't mean you own it,
2304
01:53:48.789 --> 01:53:49.529
you asshole.
2305
01:53:49.550 --> 01:53:52.439
Isn't that Project Space Warden?
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01:53:52.729 --> 01:53:53.380
Oh, God.
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01:53:53.449 --> 01:53:54.100
Is that it?
2308
01:53:54.109 --> 01:53:58.460
Solar Warden, yeah. Solar Warden, that's it. But that's kind
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01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:01.039
of a different story, but he based his story on that.
2310
01:54:01.779 --> 01:54:07.119
But it's interesting that Jerry, Derek, Dead Air Jer and
2311
01:54:07.199 --> 01:54:09.689
Corey Goode are both the same kind of people because
2312
01:54:09.729 --> 01:54:14.090
they're both willing to just harass their critics into silence.
2313
01:54:15.909 --> 01:54:17.909
Free speech for him, but no one else.
2314
01:54:18.369 --> 01:54:19.510
For me, but not for them.
2315
01:54:19.609 --> 01:54:22.810
Eight times now, I'm supposed to stop everything I'm doing
2316
01:54:22.869 --> 01:54:25.590
and write a legal letter to stop you from getting
2317
01:54:25.670 --> 01:54:29.289
videos taken off of my ex or my YouTube? Dude,
2318
01:54:29.529 --> 01:54:33.899
he filed on iTunes on audio podcasts to get them
2319
01:54:33.939 --> 01:54:38.460
taken down. Who fucking does that? Nobody files copyright on
2320
01:54:38.539 --> 01:54:44.140
an audio podcast. Oh my lord. Yeah. But there is
2321
01:54:44.180 --> 01:54:46.689
some good news. In his legal filings, he said that
2322
01:54:46.739 --> 01:54:49.710
he first published the depositions before me on a website.
2323
01:54:50.149 --> 01:54:53.489
And Thursday, we're going to show everybody who actually owns
2324
01:54:53.529 --> 01:54:57.010
that website. So he's cooked. He is cooked. We'll go
2325
01:54:57.029 --> 01:54:57.729
back to Jared.
2326
01:54:57.750 --> 01:54:58.909
Stick a fork in him.
2327
01:54:59.970 --> 01:55:00.350
Yeah.
2328
01:55:01.569 --> 01:55:01.829
Bigot.
2329
01:55:02.380 --> 01:55:05.819
And by the way, I apologize for talking about Corey Good,
2330
01:55:05.859 --> 01:55:10.199
but I'm actively... This poor guy has to listen to
2331
01:55:10.340 --> 01:55:12.180
every minute of my show to see if I talk
2332
01:55:12.220 --> 01:55:13.779
about him. So there you go, Corey.
2333
01:55:13.840 --> 01:55:17.279
Thanks for listening for two hours.
2334
01:55:17.430 --> 01:55:21.510
You fucking moron. He's telling everybody he's going to sue
2335
01:55:21.550 --> 01:55:25.069
me next, so we'll see what happens. I can't wait.
2336
01:55:25.250 --> 01:55:26.810
I can't wait. I'm going to go to court and
2337
01:55:26.829 --> 01:55:30.250
be like, Your Honor, this guy said I violated his copyright.
2338
01:55:30.789 --> 01:55:33.750
But he also said that he was in space for
2339
01:55:33.750 --> 01:55:36.420
20 years and then they age regressed him and he
2340
01:55:36.479 --> 01:55:39.920
time traveled right back to where he left. And he
2341
01:55:40.000 --> 01:55:43.399
also said that a spaceship landed in his backyard and
2342
01:55:43.460 --> 01:55:44.760
took him to a moon base.
2343
01:55:44.859 --> 01:55:47.340
So this guy is fucking crazy, Your Honor.
2344
01:55:47.380 --> 01:55:51.619
That's my defense. My defense is that I plead that
2345
01:55:51.640 --> 01:55:55.060
the plaintiff who is suing me is retarded, Your Honor.
2346
01:55:55.800 --> 01:55:59.239
And I rest my case. I rest my case, Your Honor.
2347
01:56:00.039 --> 01:56:02.920
Let's see what else Dead Air Jer has to say here.
2348
01:56:03.319 --> 01:56:03.979
More than you.
2349
01:56:05.260 --> 01:56:10.739
Opening night, special screenings, you know, all the merch. And
2350
01:56:10.779 --> 01:56:13.399
they get rich telling you not to do what they're doing.
2351
01:56:15.840 --> 01:56:19.319
I'm just saying. Hashtag not all. Hashtag not all.
2352
01:56:20.300 --> 01:56:20.619
What?
2353
01:56:20.699 --> 01:56:23.359
Hashtag not all? What is he saying? And how does
2354
01:56:23.399 --> 01:56:25.300
he know that they do the whole thing? Like, do
2355
01:56:25.319 --> 01:56:28.199
they go to the movie, buy the merchandise, buy the popcorn,
2356
01:56:28.239 --> 01:56:31.920
special popcorn bucket? And he's acting like they really enjoy
2357
01:56:31.939 --> 01:56:34.630
themselves at the movie and they're just feigning that the
2358
01:56:34.649 --> 01:56:36.970
movie's bad because they don't want you to enjoy it.
2359
01:56:37.329 --> 01:56:41.069
Because negative gets more views than positive is what he's
2360
01:56:41.109 --> 01:56:41.770
trying to say.
2361
01:56:41.989 --> 01:56:45.229
I guess. But there are some times when the movie
2362
01:56:45.289 --> 01:56:48.340
reviews are dead on. Did anybody watch that Supergirl movie?
2363
01:56:48.399 --> 01:56:50.720
Yeah, it was pretty shitty.
2364
01:56:50.880 --> 01:56:53.420
I thought there's no way this could be worse than
2365
01:56:53.460 --> 01:56:55.640
the last time they tried to make a Supergirl. Remember
2366
01:56:55.680 --> 01:56:56.630
that shit in the 80s?
2367
01:56:56.800 --> 01:56:57.500
Oh, yeah.
2368
01:56:57.539 --> 01:56:58.760
The Helen Slater movie.
2369
01:56:58.779 --> 01:57:02.800
That smoking hot. back in the day uh i thought
2370
01:57:02.859 --> 01:57:05.000
there's no way this could be worse than that yeah
2371
01:57:05.020 --> 01:57:07.720
it was it was worse than that one i think.
2372
01:57:07.720 --> 01:57:10.899
I didn't i didn't spend any money so i probably.
2373
01:57:10.520 --> 01:57:13.149
Didn't as much as yeah yeah waited till it came
2374
01:57:13.229 --> 01:57:15.489
out on hbo and so it's streaming yeah.
2375
01:57:17.270 --> 01:57:19.789
But this is something i started to notice why i
2376
01:57:19.810 --> 01:57:22.300
don't cover hollywood as much if i do cover it
2377
01:57:22.350 --> 01:57:24.739
it's something i generally tried that was good or that i.
2378
01:57:24.699 --> 01:57:27.100
Paid a seat That's why he doesn't cover Hollywood.
2379
01:57:27.140 --> 01:57:29.180
I tell people on my live streams, hey, watch this movie.
2380
01:57:29.199 --> 01:57:31.279
It looks really good. Support this movie. It looks really good.
2381
01:57:33.340 --> 01:57:34.340
He's such a big friend to the arts.
2382
01:57:34.380 --> 01:57:38.939
By episode two or three of this series, you could see.
2383
01:57:39.359 --> 01:57:44.460
And yet, the hope still burns in so many people.
2384
01:57:45.779 --> 01:57:46.229
I just.
2385
01:57:47.600 --> 01:57:50.189
First of all, this Lantern thing, it's only the first season.
2386
01:57:50.750 --> 01:57:52.869
And second of all, Don't you think you have to
2387
01:57:52.970 --> 01:57:56.899
understand that if it's a television show, they're trying to
2388
01:57:57.039 --> 01:58:00.819
stretch out every bit of it that they can. It's
2389
01:58:00.859 --> 01:58:03.930
not a movie. They can't cram it all in two hours.
2390
01:58:04.119 --> 01:58:05.869
Yeah, you're going to have to have some fluff.
2391
01:58:06.590 --> 01:58:09.100
That Ryan Reynolds one they tried, was I thought that
2392
01:58:09.119 --> 01:58:10.600
was a disaster. It didn't.
2393
01:58:10.699 --> 01:58:11.020
Yeah.
2394
01:58:11.079 --> 01:58:13.119
They spent so much money on it and lost so
2395
01:58:13.159 --> 01:58:17.050
much money. It's just all too CGI. They're like, fuck it.
2396
01:58:17.060 --> 01:58:19.850
We're not building the suit. Just CGI the suit. You know,
2397
01:58:20.409 --> 01:58:22.470
that was lazy, I guess. I don't know.
2398
01:58:22.909 --> 01:58:24.930
I think if you want to watch Lanterns and you
2399
01:58:24.970 --> 01:58:27.050
want to accept the look, if you watch anything like,
2400
01:58:27.069 --> 01:58:30.680
for example, on Netflix and Even if it's a good
2401
01:58:30.739 --> 01:58:34.479
movie produced by Netflix, you know what you're getting. You're
2402
01:58:34.520 --> 01:58:40.699
getting at least some woke nonsense in it.
2403
01:58:40.859 --> 01:58:41.479
No matter what.
2404
01:58:42.119 --> 01:58:44.170
I don't think that's true. Not all of them.
2405
01:58:45.029 --> 01:58:48.789
Him and DSP are on the woke train again.
2406
01:58:48.810 --> 01:58:50.170
Yeah.
2407
01:58:51.149 --> 01:58:53.149
Oh man, in the culture war, it's out to get
2408
01:58:53.210 --> 01:58:53.729
us all.
2409
01:58:55.640 --> 01:58:57.140
Sitting down, paying money.
2410
01:58:57.220 --> 01:58:59.600
I will say this. If you look for woke shit,
2411
01:59:00.880 --> 01:59:04.079
consciously look for woke shit, you're going to find more
2412
01:59:04.119 --> 01:59:08.300
shit than the average person, I think. Right?
2413
01:59:09.479 --> 01:59:11.640
Yeah, especially if you're looking for it. And if it
2414
01:59:11.699 --> 01:59:15.840
triggers you, especially, you're going to read into it more
2415
01:59:15.880 --> 01:59:19.039
than it probably really was meant to be. You're going
2416
01:59:19.060 --> 01:59:21.239
to start thinking everything was meant to be.
2417
01:59:21.380 --> 01:59:23.779
I don't know. I just saw that He-Man movie. I
2418
01:59:23.800 --> 01:59:25.699
thought it was very good. But a friend of mine
2419
01:59:25.739 --> 01:59:28.670
commented about the race switching it. And I was like,
2420
01:59:28.710 --> 01:59:32.500
what do you mean race switching? I noticed. I noticed.
2421
01:59:32.760 --> 01:59:35.619
I watched the cartoons. Wait, Man in Arms was not
2422
01:59:35.640 --> 01:59:38.710
a black man. But now he is. But The guy
2423
01:59:38.750 --> 01:59:41.229
had the right mustache and the right kind of attitude.
2424
01:59:41.369 --> 01:59:41.750
I don't know.
2425
01:59:41.829 --> 01:59:43.409
I thought he did. He's a good actor.
2426
01:59:43.470 --> 01:59:43.869
He's a good.
2427
01:59:43.909 --> 01:59:45.850
And then they went and then they went and then
2428
01:59:45.869 --> 01:59:48.189
my friend was like, yeah, and Ram Man, he was
2429
01:59:48.229 --> 01:59:51.729
never Chinese. And I don't know. I don't remember him
2430
01:59:51.750 --> 01:59:54.170
being Chinese, but in the movie he was Chinese. But
2431
01:59:54.210 --> 01:59:57.569
did that bother me? Not really. It's fucking it's a
2432
01:59:57.710 --> 01:59:59.899
fictional story. You're allowed to like.
2433
02:00:00.630 --> 02:00:04.489
I mean, they did the same thing in the dark tower,
2434
02:00:04.930 --> 02:00:07.789
which I wasn't upset about at all, but you know,
2435
02:00:07.829 --> 02:00:08.250
they made.
2436
02:00:08.130 --> 02:00:10.069
The same actor by the way. I don't remember. I
2437
02:00:10.109 --> 02:00:11.350
don't know what the guy's name is.
2438
02:00:11.449 --> 02:00:11.630
Yeah.
2439
02:00:11.710 --> 02:00:14.529
I think it was Roland was the name, his character
2440
02:00:14.569 --> 02:00:17.729
name in the, in the book. But the only reason
2441
02:00:17.750 --> 02:00:21.109
it didn't make sense in the, in the, uh, the
2442
02:00:21.130 --> 02:00:24.550
dark tower, because there was a certain scene in the
2443
02:00:24.609 --> 02:00:28.630
book where he runs into this old black lady who's
2444
02:00:28.670 --> 02:00:31.770
like completely racist and like, yelling at him.
2445
02:00:31.970 --> 02:00:34.189
Oh, so that doesn't make sense in the movie.
2446
02:00:34.289 --> 02:00:35.850
It doesn't make sense.
2447
02:00:35.869 --> 02:00:36.210
Right.
2448
02:00:36.229 --> 02:00:38.270
But they didn't show that part, of course.
2449
02:00:38.300 --> 02:00:40.520
Yeah, they just skipped that one.
2450
02:00:40.640 --> 02:00:40.819
Yeah.
2451
02:00:40.939 --> 02:00:45.399
It's like Mary Jane in the newest Spider-Man movies. She's
2452
02:00:45.439 --> 02:00:48.239
never Puerto Rican or whatever that girl is. I don't know.
2453
02:00:49.180 --> 02:00:50.560
But that doesn't really.
2454
02:00:50.590 --> 02:00:51.630
I don't know.
2455
02:00:51.750 --> 02:00:53.529
It didn't ruin it for me. I'm sorry if it
2456
02:00:53.609 --> 02:00:56.409
ruins it for some people if they're not the same...
2457
02:00:56.930 --> 02:00:59.470
skin tone that they were in the comic books yeah
2458
02:00:59.630 --> 02:01:02.109
now the one time i will say that you can't
2459
02:01:02.449 --> 02:01:05.319
race switch certain characters you can't do it the other
2460
02:01:05.359 --> 02:01:08.399
way like if they made black panther a white.
2461
02:01:08.239 --> 02:01:11.300
Dude that would be a problem you know yeah.
2462
02:01:11.680 --> 02:01:15.479
Yeah or like luke cage right power man and iron
2463
02:01:15.539 --> 02:01:18.060
fist if they made that big black guy a white
2464
02:01:18.319 --> 02:01:20.119
guy it wouldn't make sense anymore.
2465
02:01:21.819 --> 02:01:25.510
Just let people enjoy things it's like it's like the
2466
02:01:25.550 --> 02:01:27.109
situation Yeah.
2467
02:01:27.380 --> 02:01:31.520
I try to just suspend my disbelief. I don't know.
2468
02:01:31.979 --> 02:01:34.920
I think that He-Man movie kind of bombed, but it
2469
02:01:34.979 --> 02:01:36.939
wasn't worse than the first time they tried it with
2470
02:01:36.979 --> 02:01:39.939
Dolph Lundgren. Oh, God, yeah.
2471
02:01:40.020 --> 02:01:43.210
I thought the latest He-Man movie was actually way better
2472
02:01:43.229 --> 02:01:44.689
than the Dolph Lundgren movie.
2473
02:01:44.989 --> 02:01:47.430
You know what happened with the Dolph Lundgren one? They
2474
02:01:47.470 --> 02:01:51.329
planned on filming it all in Eternia and making all
2475
02:01:51.369 --> 02:01:55.970
these sets, and then the production the production company was like, yeah,
2476
02:01:55.989 --> 02:01:58.770
we're cutting the budget into like a quarter. So then
2477
02:01:58.789 --> 02:02:00.729
they just had to move it all to earth and
2478
02:02:00.750 --> 02:02:03.210
it didn't make sense on earth. Like it was kind
2479
02:02:03.250 --> 02:02:06.760
of stupid. Yeah. But I thought that the new one
2480
02:02:06.770 --> 02:02:10.380
was pretty good. It was pretty, it was pretty cartoon accurate.
2481
02:02:11.060 --> 02:02:14.439
And then throwing your hands up in there and telling
2482
02:02:14.479 --> 02:02:15.359
everyone else not to do it.
2483
02:02:15.359 --> 02:02:16.439
South London had a cameo.
2484
02:02:16.479 --> 02:02:17.100
It's not noble.
2485
02:02:17.439 --> 02:02:17.619
Yep.
2486
02:02:17.819 --> 02:02:18.300
It did.
2487
02:02:18.319 --> 02:02:22.079
In the first, it was noble. Boycotting the odyssey is noble.
2488
02:02:22.119 --> 02:02:25.439
Not paying to see it on opening night. giving them
2489
02:02:25.479 --> 02:02:26.279
all your money.
2490
02:02:26.100 --> 02:02:29.760
And buying them. Why were we supposed to boycott the Odyssey?
2491
02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:33.779
Because Ellen Page is now a man.
2492
02:02:34.479 --> 02:02:36.699
And she was in it for a whole five minutes
2493
02:02:36.779 --> 02:02:40.399
out of a three hour plus movie, so who cares? Right?
2494
02:02:40.640 --> 02:02:44.319
And then also because people were saying that the ships
2495
02:02:44.430 --> 02:02:49.189
were not historically accurate and stuff. Viking ship? It's a movie!
2496
02:02:49.329 --> 02:02:50.729
It's a fucking movie, yeah.
2497
02:02:50.909 --> 02:02:53.689
And I guess Ellen Page, which I don't know, Elliot
2498
02:02:53.750 --> 02:02:57.310
Page now? is going around saying that the movie has
2499
02:02:57.390 --> 02:02:59.890
ruined her career. And I don't really think that's what
2500
02:03:00.229 --> 02:03:01.529
ruined your career.
2501
02:03:01.550 --> 02:03:02.170
No.
2502
02:03:02.649 --> 02:03:05.989
I mean, honestly, if you make that switch and you're
2503
02:03:06.050 --> 02:03:09.109
still able to get a Hollywood big budget movie to
2504
02:03:09.189 --> 02:03:12.489
hire you, you should just be thankful and shut.
2505
02:03:12.279 --> 02:03:12.779
The fuck up.
2506
02:03:13.340 --> 02:03:15.180
You should just shut up.
2507
02:03:15.659 --> 02:03:18.279
He, she, whatever, thought that it was going to open
2508
02:03:18.319 --> 02:03:23.760
so many doors, which I guess it's not happening for her, him. Whatever.
2509
02:03:24.060 --> 02:03:28.579
I just remember her when she was a she and
2510
02:03:28.640 --> 02:03:31.359
she was in the movie Super with Dwight from The
2511
02:03:31.460 --> 02:03:33.819
Office and got shot in the fucking face and just
2512
02:03:33.960 --> 02:03:38.689
blew up. Oh, that was awesome. That was a great,
2513
02:03:38.850 --> 02:03:40.210
great scene.
2514
02:03:41.710 --> 02:03:43.170
And then go online and tell a bunch of people
2515
02:03:43.189 --> 02:03:44.710
how bad it is. Who, by the way, most of
2516
02:03:44.729 --> 02:03:47.369
them still pay to see the movie. Just so we're clear,
2517
02:03:49.189 --> 02:03:50.430
it was a defining moment.
2518
02:03:50.229 --> 02:03:51.130
With The Odyssey for me.
2519
02:03:51.609 --> 02:03:52.590
A defining moment.
2520
02:03:53.779 --> 02:03:58.829
The whole industry of, of Hollywood and it is every
2521
02:03:58.909 --> 02:04:00.890
one of them paid to see that movie multiple times.
2522
02:04:01.670 --> 02:04:04.310
And every comment section was full of people saying, Oh,
2523
02:04:04.350 --> 02:04:06.210
I just knew I had to see how bad it was.
2524
02:04:06.289 --> 02:04:07.670
I just had to see how bad it was.
2525
02:04:07.789 --> 02:04:08.109
Guys.
2526
02:04:08.149 --> 02:04:08.670
This doesn't.
2527
02:04:09.289 --> 02:04:11.189
If I was the producer of the movie, I don't
2528
02:04:11.229 --> 02:04:13.550
care what gets your ass in the seat. That gets
2529
02:04:13.649 --> 02:04:15.989
you in the seat. Go for it. Go see how
2530
02:04:16.029 --> 02:04:16.750
bad it is.
2531
02:04:18.329 --> 02:04:20.810
If you're paying money just to see the odyssey for
2532
02:04:20.829 --> 02:04:22.529
how bad it is, you lose.
2533
02:04:25.060 --> 02:04:29.460
You lose. And I get it. What's the alternative?
2534
02:04:29.520 --> 02:04:32.880
Just give up on all your beloved comic book heroes
2535
02:04:32.920 --> 02:04:33.539
from your youth?
2536
02:04:34.390 --> 02:04:38.470
That sucks. But that is the solution.
2537
02:04:39.310 --> 02:04:40.989
I should have seen that in a theater. The solution
2538
02:04:41.069 --> 02:04:42.090
is to stop.
2539
02:04:41.850 --> 02:04:43.430
Popping up this garbage.
2540
02:04:43.810 --> 02:04:47.180
I would imagine.
2541
02:04:47.260 --> 02:04:49.000
That is one of those that I should have went
2542
02:04:49.020 --> 02:04:50.260
and seen in a theater. Girl and Batwoman.
2543
02:04:52.520 --> 02:04:54.300
They would have been canceled much earlier if not for
2544
02:04:54.340 --> 02:04:58.890
Hate Watchers. She-Hulk, although that only lasted one season anyway.
2545
02:05:00.020 --> 02:05:02.829
But we're talking about just as many Hate Watchers of
2546
02:05:02.869 --> 02:05:06.449
She-Hulk as actual fans. So are we really sending a message?
2547
02:05:08.409 --> 02:05:18.470
Are we really sending a message? Are we really sending
2548
02:05:18.489 --> 02:05:18.949
a message?
2549
02:05:19.090 --> 02:05:22.840
This is like the S-Bad Games. People buying bad games.
2550
02:05:22.979 --> 02:05:28.159
DSP complaining about this guy's complaining about.
2551
02:05:27.560 --> 02:05:28.979
How lanterns ended.
2552
02:05:30.010 --> 02:05:30.319
Okay.
2553
02:05:30.600 --> 02:05:32.670
Look at the response to it. And again, if you're
2554
02:05:32.689 --> 02:05:35.850
a viewer and you're like, I knew it was bad
2555
02:05:36.090 --> 02:05:36.689
and it was bad.
2556
02:05:36.710 --> 02:05:37.569
I wasn't surprised.
2557
02:05:37.649 --> 02:05:38.010
Okay, fine.
2558
02:05:38.470 --> 02:05:41.750
Now I would recommend maybe watching a different series, a
2559
02:05:41.770 --> 02:05:42.350
different show.
2560
02:05:42.829 --> 02:05:44.850
This is like the people that got so upset over
2561
02:05:44.880 --> 02:05:48.220
the last star Wars trilogy. I mean, I, I gotta
2562
02:05:48.260 --> 02:05:51.970
say I was extremely disappointed. Especially how they treated the
2563
02:05:52.029 --> 02:05:54.130
old characters. It was just like, let's just throw them
2564
02:05:54.149 --> 02:05:56.470
in there and kill them all. We don't have to
2565
02:05:56.489 --> 02:05:57.250
keep paying them.
2566
02:05:57.630 --> 02:06:00.800
I think I'm the resident Star Wars nerd here with
2567
02:06:01.100 --> 02:06:06.220
all of my shit going on. The new trilogy is
2568
02:06:06.619 --> 02:06:10.409
like fucking shakespeare compared to a show called the acolyte
2569
02:06:10.510 --> 02:06:15.180
that came out that's fucking dog shit that's you know
2570
02:06:15.199 --> 02:06:15.539
what i.
2571
02:06:15.479 --> 02:06:18.140
Love though i loved mandalorian i felt like oh i
2572
02:06:18.159 --> 02:06:21.739
do too most like starboard i i i loved the
2573
02:06:21.770 --> 02:06:24.890
mandalorian watched all three seasons over and over i will
2574
02:06:24.930 --> 02:06:27.729
say this though saw it in the theater before they
2575
02:06:27.789 --> 02:06:31.430
had uh what is it akasha soka or whatever so
2576
02:06:31.470 --> 02:06:35.619
where they had Before she was in there as the
2577
02:06:35.680 --> 02:06:39.060
guest star, it felt like Star Wars, but it was
2578
02:06:39.199 --> 02:06:43.159
missing that Jedi element. You needed Jedi and lightsabers. So
2579
02:06:43.600 --> 02:06:46.140
they put her in, and I was like, this is
2580
02:06:46.319 --> 02:06:49.050
perfect now, because now there's Jedi stuff in it.
2581
02:06:50.159 --> 02:06:53.100
Hell, I even like Ahsoka. Some people don't, but I
2582
02:06:53.119 --> 02:06:57.479
like Ahsoka. Season 2 is coming out in January, I believe.
2583
02:06:57.760 --> 02:07:01.390
Oh, that trilogy was not... It felt like Somebody that
2584
02:07:01.470 --> 02:07:05.170
didn't like Star Wars at all wrote it. Let's just
2585
02:07:05.210 --> 02:07:11.979
kill off these beloved characters. Why didn't they put Luke, Laura, Han,
2586
02:07:12.119 --> 02:07:15.239
and Chewie on the Millennium Falcon for one last mission
2587
02:07:15.300 --> 02:07:15.880
or something?
2588
02:07:16.359 --> 02:07:18.039
That would have been fan service.
2589
02:07:17.699 --> 02:07:18.920
And everybody would have loved it.
2590
02:07:19.470 --> 02:07:20.949
And that's kind of what that first episode.
2591
02:07:20.970 --> 02:07:23.189
A bunch of geniuses didn't think we should do that.
2592
02:07:23.510 --> 02:07:24.399
They didn't do it.
2593
02:07:24.810 --> 02:07:28.079
And that's kind of what that first movie should have been.
2594
02:07:28.100 --> 02:07:31.060
It should have been us saying goodbye to them while
2595
02:07:31.579 --> 02:07:33.279
introducing and meeting.
2596
02:07:33.039 --> 02:07:35.140
All the new people. Yeah, hand the torch off.
2597
02:07:35.239 --> 02:07:37.380
Hand the torch off, yeah.
2598
02:07:37.439 --> 02:07:39.319
I mean, you can almost say it happened in episode
2599
02:07:39.420 --> 02:07:43.350
four by killing off Obi-Wan. Well, I think the.
2600
02:07:43.289 --> 02:07:45.890
Backlash was so bad the next three are probably going
2601
02:07:45.909 --> 02:07:49.180
to be really good. They're probably going to be really good.
2602
02:07:49.260 --> 02:07:51.100
They're talking about them now. I don't know what's going
2603
02:07:51.140 --> 02:07:51.520
on with them.
2604
02:07:51.539 --> 02:07:54.739
Well, there's a new one called Starfighter coming out, which
2605
02:07:54.810 --> 02:07:56.989
is not going to be a trilogy, but it's supposed
2606
02:07:57.050 --> 02:07:59.960
to be like a opening open the door to the
2607
02:08:00.000 --> 02:08:04.239
next trilogy so i guess some stuff that happens in starfighter.
2608
02:08:03.819 --> 02:08:08.109
Yeah watching better movies instead of giving eight hours of
2609
02:08:08.149 --> 02:08:09.949
your life to a series eight to ten hours of
2610
02:08:09.989 --> 02:08:11.689
your life to a series just to complain about it
2611
02:08:11.729 --> 02:08:14.050
being bad if you want to watch it you want
2612
02:08:14.069 --> 02:08:16.149
to enjoy it for what it is okay cool you win.
2613
02:08:17.869 --> 02:08:18.609
I know I lose a.
2614
02:08:18.590 --> 02:08:20.609
Lot of people because I, you know, when I talk
2615
02:08:20.649 --> 02:08:21.930
about this kind of stuff.
2616
02:08:21.989 --> 02:08:25.869
He loses a lot of people when he talks about anything. Yeah.
2617
02:08:26.229 --> 02:08:27.970
Because I use, I wonder.
2618
02:08:27.710 --> 02:08:31.989
About people who watch him on purpose, right? Like what
2619
02:08:32.029 --> 02:08:34.569
kind of person watches the quartering on purpose?
2620
02:08:35.289 --> 02:08:41.310
A hundred percent, a hundred percent thousand videos on Brie Larson.
2621
02:08:42.970 --> 02:08:45.409
Do I think that sold more tickets to see the marbles?
2622
02:08:45.909 --> 02:08:50.250
Not at the time. I didn't think that, But it
2623
02:08:50.270 --> 02:08:51.010
definitely did.
2624
02:08:51.829 --> 02:08:56.770
Because I see people saying, oh, I went to hate
2625
02:08:56.810 --> 02:08:57.590
watch it.
2626
02:08:57.609 --> 02:08:58.609
You still gave them money.
2627
02:08:58.630 --> 02:09:02.810
Yeah, Marvel's was pretty shitty, I'll have to say that.
2628
02:09:03.819 --> 02:09:04.140
You know?
2629
02:09:05.000 --> 02:09:06.000
You still gave them money.
2630
02:09:08.239 --> 02:09:11.800
Hal Jordan, the greatest Green Lantern who reignites the sun,
2631
02:09:12.300 --> 02:09:15.840
becomes God's avenging angel, resurrects and has saved the galaxy
2632
02:09:15.880 --> 02:09:19.829
countless times over, loses his life, to a random rural
2633
02:09:19.909 --> 02:09:22.970
female cop who Jon Stewart then lets walk free.
2634
02:09:25.569 --> 02:09:27.489
Why would Jon Stewart let her walk free?
2635
02:09:29.939 --> 02:09:30.260
I don't know.
2636
02:09:30.279 --> 02:09:30.579
Watch the show.
2637
02:09:30.600 --> 02:09:31.739
Does she have the sad?
2638
02:09:32.500 --> 02:09:37.159
Yeah, I don't know. But I was saying that people
2639
02:09:37.199 --> 02:09:41.720
getting this upset about a children's comic book, you know,
2640
02:09:42.680 --> 02:09:45.319
live action remake, it's just like people getting so upset
2641
02:09:45.340 --> 02:09:48.310
over Star Wars. I just let it go. I said,
2642
02:09:48.329 --> 02:09:51.060
this isn't my Star Wars, this is my kid's Star Wars.
2643
02:09:51.380 --> 02:09:55.199
My kid, my 10-year-old loves the trilogy. He loves Rey,
2644
02:09:55.260 --> 02:09:58.119
and he was very upset about Kylo.
2645
02:09:57.920 --> 02:09:59.000
Ren, though.
2646
02:10:00.909 --> 02:10:03.170
Like dying he was like that was stupid why did
2647
02:10:03.210 --> 02:10:04.569
they kill him you know.
2648
02:10:04.449 --> 02:10:06.090
Yeah they were supposed they were yeah they were supposed
2649
02:10:06.130 --> 02:10:08.390
to make movies that went in between that called the
2650
02:10:08.529 --> 02:10:11.220
search for ben solo which uh actually it might have
2651
02:10:11.239 --> 02:10:13.659
been afterward because you know he might be coming back
2652
02:10:14.159 --> 02:10:15.979
at one point they were so supposedly they were.
2653
02:10:15.939 --> 02:10:19.479
Talking about making him come back somehow so that he'd
2654
02:10:19.520 --> 02:10:23.489
have children with ray and then continue the star this.
2655
02:10:23.390 --> 02:10:26.359
Guy maybe they've even How are you making.
2656
02:10:26.079 --> 02:10:28.560
The new Star Wars films? There's no more Skywalkers. They're
2657
02:10:28.600 --> 02:10:29.810
all dead. You killed them all.
2658
02:10:29.819 --> 02:10:33.199
They even talked about retconning killing off Darth Maul and
2659
02:10:33.239 --> 02:10:38.369
bringing him back. Because he finally died in Star Wars Rebels.
2660
02:10:38.750 --> 02:10:39.710
Rebels, yeah.
2661
02:10:39.750 --> 02:10:43.489
Yeah. And they're talking about trying to retcon that because
2662
02:10:43.989 --> 02:10:48.300
the success of Maul was so good, you know, that they're... Yeah, well, that's.
2663
02:10:50.069 --> 02:10:52.380
That's kind of Star Wars history, though. You create this
2664
02:10:52.439 --> 02:10:55.460
incredible character and then you kill him off. They killed
2665
02:10:55.500 --> 02:10:59.100
off Boba Fett, but thankfully they retconned that. He came back.
2666
02:10:59.640 --> 02:11:01.180
He crawled out of the stomach of that.
2667
02:11:01.239 --> 02:11:04.399
Absolutely. And they made it make sense with the whole
2668
02:11:04.720 --> 02:11:09.140
introducing the Beskar and being indestructible and being able to
2669
02:11:09.399 --> 02:11:09.739
survive that.
2670
02:11:09.760 --> 02:11:13.500
I guess it made sense, but I just thought. Boba
2671
02:11:13.560 --> 02:11:15.979
Fett was one of my favorite characters. So as a child,
2672
02:11:16.020 --> 02:11:18.520
when I saw Return of the Jedi, I was pissed off.
2673
02:11:18.579 --> 02:11:21.010
I was like, no!
2674
02:11:21.069 --> 02:11:22.069
How dare you!
2675
02:11:22.369 --> 02:11:24.270
No!
2676
02:11:25.930 --> 02:11:30.390
Another ruined hero by Tom King and Damon Lindelof. The
2677
02:11:30.489 --> 02:11:33.880
point of Lanterns and most modern media is to degrade
2678
02:11:33.939 --> 02:11:36.300
white men and dethrone them as the heroes in the
2679
02:11:36.340 --> 02:11:40.880
civilization's history. That And that reinforced that there is no
2680
02:11:40.939 --> 02:11:42.000
such thing as evil.
2681
02:11:42.020 --> 02:11:44.520
Sometimes I wonder, does he have any thoughts of his own,
2682
02:11:44.579 --> 02:11:45.960
or does he just read stuff?
2683
02:11:46.000 --> 02:11:47.020
No, he just reads.
2684
02:11:47.060 --> 02:11:48.699
He has to just highlight it.
2685
02:11:48.779 --> 02:11:49.560
A white man.
2686
02:11:49.590 --> 02:11:50.449
Highlight it, read it.
2687
02:11:50.569 --> 02:11:53.149
All we need is therapy to overcome our trauma and
2688
02:11:53.189 --> 02:11:54.609
just be a heckin' good person.
2689
02:11:55.710 --> 02:11:58.130
And you even read that part, too. A heckin' good person.
2690
02:11:58.149 --> 02:12:03.890
All right, we made it through. I think we've seen
2691
02:12:03.909 --> 02:12:07.880
enough of this clown. I just don't know... The OIS,
2692
02:12:07.939 --> 02:12:10.859
have you finished another video or are you procrastinating?
2693
02:12:11.359 --> 02:12:16.079
I created another video, but it was very, very short.
2694
02:12:16.159 --> 02:12:22.619
It was just me bitching about DSP getting megabits mixed
2695
02:12:22.699 --> 02:12:26.779
up with megabytes and bragging about his internet connection. It
2696
02:12:26.800 --> 02:12:29.220
just really pissed me off.
2697
02:12:29.979 --> 02:12:34.199
Let's go. Know your computer.
2698
02:12:33.840 --> 02:12:34.439
Shit, Phil.
2699
02:12:35.310 --> 02:12:38.609
The H-bomb continues his parade of slop, just taking other
2700
02:12:38.630 --> 02:12:42.869
people's clips and changing the voice and adding a filter. Right?
2701
02:12:42.930 --> 02:12:43.270
Yeah.
2702
02:12:43.789 --> 02:12:46.300
And so I did watch that. Like I said, I
2703
02:12:46.300 --> 02:12:47.800
watched that video, and I was going to make a
2704
02:12:47.859 --> 02:12:51.090
video about the quartering, but just never got around to it.
2705
02:12:52.279 --> 02:12:55.399
I'm looking at the document right now. 1,800 words I
2706
02:12:55.439 --> 02:12:59.659
wrote of just me taking notes during the show. And
2707
02:12:59.699 --> 02:13:00.050
it's wasted.
2708
02:13:00.090 --> 02:13:00.739
Read it out.
2709
02:13:01.060 --> 02:13:01.399
Yeah.
2710
02:13:01.569 --> 02:13:05.520
What it's... Tyler Liger, you've got to save the panel.
2711
02:13:06.340 --> 02:13:09.300
Tell us about the good quality content that you're making.
2712
02:13:10.779 --> 02:13:12.979
I don't know if I'm doing any better.
2713
02:13:13.000 --> 02:13:15.500
We just had a crash out of Connoisseurs.
2714
02:13:15.560 --> 02:13:18.479
At least he's honest. Tyler Liger's like, yeah, I've been
2715
02:13:18.520 --> 02:13:21.029
making a lot of slop, too. Sorry, Tyler.
2716
02:13:22.270 --> 02:13:25.149
I noticed like earlier today when we were doing crash
2717
02:13:25.210 --> 02:13:28.470
out connoisseurs, I was like, CJ, we're, we're like reacting
2718
02:13:28.510 --> 02:13:32.159
to a reaction video for, uh, to another video. Like it's,
2719
02:13:32.359 --> 02:13:33.060
it's inception.
2720
02:13:33.079 --> 02:13:35.300
And he's like, Yeah, I think we're doing that.
2721
02:13:35.359 --> 02:13:37.819
But we quickly move past it. I try not to.
2722
02:13:37.840 --> 02:13:40.600
That's the bottom of the barrel. Let's react to somebody
2723
02:13:40.680 --> 02:13:42.199
else's reaction.
2724
02:13:42.239 --> 02:13:45.920
Look, I like watching Keno Casino, but a Keno Casino
2725
02:13:45.979 --> 02:13:48.619
is very hard to watch on stream. So you're watching
2726
02:13:48.680 --> 02:13:53.859
someone watch someone else. It definitely can be.
2727
02:13:53.939 --> 02:13:59.250
And speaking of doing commentary over somebody else's commentary. Adam
2728
02:13:59.329 --> 02:14:02.010
and gold reacted to this DSP clip. I forgot to
2729
02:14:02.050 --> 02:14:04.369
throw it in. We'll do that real quick before we leave.
2730
02:14:04.470 --> 02:14:10.789
Cause this is pretty funny. Oh, here we go.
2731
02:14:11.430 --> 02:14:12.970
When it comes to my late streams.
2732
02:14:13.369 --> 02:14:13.630
Okay.
2733
02:14:13.710 --> 02:14:14.310
What do I mean?
2734
02:14:14.630 --> 02:14:15.170
What does it mean?
2735
02:14:15.189 --> 02:14:17.569
I can't stay super late every night. And what's been
2736
02:14:17.630 --> 02:14:19.800
happening is I stream a game.
2737
02:14:20.229 --> 02:14:20.409
Yeah.
2738
02:14:20.479 --> 02:14:23.800
I finished the gameplay by roughly around say 9 30 PM,
2739
02:14:23.880 --> 02:14:24.779
which is perfect.
2740
02:14:24.899 --> 02:14:25.140
Okay.
2741
02:14:25.729 --> 02:14:26.470
And then all of a.
2742
02:14:26.470 --> 02:14:30.369
Sudden, people will start flooding the stream with support, meaning
2743
02:14:30.390 --> 02:14:32.489
I have to do DSP pack rips, which I'm happy
2744
02:14:32.529 --> 02:14:35.229
to do. But because I didn't know that I was
2745
02:14:35.250 --> 02:14:37.310
going to have to open a bunch of card packs,
2746
02:14:37.770 --> 02:14:38.829
I didn't save time.
2747
02:14:38.630 --> 02:14:39.039
To do it.
2748
02:14:39.409 --> 02:14:42.800
Wait, so he's complaining about having to open up Pokemon cards?
2749
02:14:42.880 --> 02:14:44.539
Yes! Yes, he is.
2750
02:14:44.560 --> 02:14:47.960
Wait a minute, so just so I can get this straight.
2751
02:14:48.380 --> 02:14:51.680
So he's upset that now people are donating too much
2752
02:14:51.760 --> 02:14:54.720
money and he has to open up too many Pokemon cards?
2753
02:14:54.739 --> 02:14:55.159
Mm-hmm.
2754
02:14:56.079 --> 02:14:58.039
Do we try to rush to cram in a whole
2755
02:14:58.060 --> 02:15:01.779
bunch of card openings starting at like 930, 945? And
2756
02:15:01.800 --> 02:15:04.670
then I end up opening cards past 10 o'clock to 1015,
2757
02:15:04.670 --> 02:15:05.909
sometimes even almost 1030.
2758
02:15:05.909 --> 02:15:06.489
Oh, my God.
2759
02:15:06.510 --> 02:15:08.050
For the record, when that happens, I almost don't.
2760
02:15:08.069 --> 02:15:09.390
Dude, that's outrageous.
2761
02:15:10.189 --> 02:15:12.310
When are you going to have any time for yourself, man?
2762
02:15:12.369 --> 02:15:13.189
That's outrageous.
2763
02:15:13.270 --> 02:15:15.329
Get out of here till 11 p.m. And my wife
2764
02:15:15.369 --> 02:15:17.270
goes to sleep because she has to get up early
2765
02:15:17.300 --> 02:15:18.100
in the morning to work.
2766
02:15:18.460 --> 02:15:20.079
My wife got pissed and she has.
2767
02:15:20.159 --> 02:15:22.039
Suffering from success.
2768
02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:22.779
You can't.
2769
02:15:22.819 --> 02:15:23.819
I'm not even going.
2770
02:15:23.720 --> 02:15:24.979
To know who you are anymore. Because I didn't get downstairs.
2771
02:15:26.039 --> 02:15:28.380
Yeah, I don't even I don't even get to see
2772
02:15:28.399 --> 02:15:30.880
you at all because you're in that snort fort room
2773
02:15:30.960 --> 02:15:31.779
all day and night.
2774
02:15:32.579 --> 02:15:33.680
Here's to way late.
2775
02:15:33.739 --> 02:15:34.979
And she's like, I got to go to sleep now
2776
02:15:35.359 --> 02:15:36.779
or else I don't get to spend any time with
2777
02:15:36.819 --> 02:15:37.260
my wife.
2778
02:15:37.340 --> 02:15:38.079
And that's not right.
2779
02:15:38.199 --> 02:15:38.640
Wow.
2780
02:15:39.220 --> 02:15:39.640
True.
2781
02:15:40.119 --> 02:15:40.840
So true.
2782
02:15:40.979 --> 02:15:42.439
Because I can't have my family life.
2783
02:15:42.470 --> 02:15:45.869
She cuts him off like any minute over 10. No sex, Phil.
2784
02:15:46.069 --> 02:15:50.310
And he's like, yeah, in fact, I'm going to miss
2785
02:15:50.350 --> 02:15:51.189
climb on time.
2786
02:15:51.840 --> 02:15:54.500
And you know what's really funny is that he's actually
2787
02:15:54.600 --> 02:15:57.890
right about this. These are always my favorite DSP clips,
2788
02:15:58.329 --> 02:16:00.909
is that he's actually making the right decision for this.
2789
02:16:01.130 --> 02:16:05.250
Adam Gold is actually defending him, complaining about when people
2790
02:16:05.310 --> 02:16:06.020
give him the money.
2791
02:16:06.680 --> 02:16:08.960
Everybody's going to clown on him, but this actually is
2792
02:16:09.000 --> 02:16:10.819
the right call. This is the smart thing to do.
2793
02:16:11.359 --> 02:16:14.020
Because people last minute decide to start supporting.
2794
02:16:14.560 --> 02:16:14.880
That's the.
2795
02:16:14.810 --> 02:16:16.840
Whole point I've been trying to make to you guys.
2796
02:16:17.319 --> 02:16:19.960
So he's being mad that people aren't donating early enough.
2797
02:16:20.539 --> 02:16:22.939
This is what it looks like when you start suffering
2798
02:16:23.000 --> 02:16:28.279
from success. This is what it looks like because now DSP,
2799
02:16:28.699 --> 02:16:30.899
I feel like DSP has probably gotten a lot more
2800
02:16:30.960 --> 02:16:33.700
popular recently. With all the clips of him coming out,
2801
02:16:33.819 --> 02:16:36.340
I really think that what really helped him was the
2802
02:16:36.379 --> 02:16:40.100
Wolverine clip. I actually think the Wolverine clip helped a
2803
02:16:40.139 --> 02:16:44.049
lot because now everybody tunes in to watch him play
2804
02:16:44.079 --> 02:16:47.309
a new video game to see what kind of retarded,
2805
02:16:47.430 --> 02:16:49.090
dumb idea he's going.
2806
02:16:48.989 --> 02:16:51.629
To come up with to end up blowing himself up.
2807
02:16:56.110 --> 02:16:59.069
Which they shouldn't be doing because watching, I don't want
2808
02:16:59.090 --> 02:17:03.469
to say raw Phil, but watching Phil raw is just
2809
02:17:03.649 --> 02:17:04.510
a terrible idea.
2810
02:17:04.750 --> 02:17:06.190
It's just, yeah, it's terrible.
2811
02:17:06.670 --> 02:17:07.549
It's just amazing.
2812
02:17:10.180 --> 02:17:14.860
The thing is, like, I look, I mean, like, how
2813
02:17:14.899 --> 02:17:17.610
many times, I mean, like, I get it.
2814
02:17:17.780 --> 02:17:18.229
I get it.
2815
02:17:19.100 --> 02:17:23.170
He makes his own schedule. Now, guys, how does anyone
2816
02:17:23.209 --> 02:17:25.629
give this guy a single penny? The same reason we
2817
02:17:25.670 --> 02:17:26.750
pay to see clowns.
2818
02:17:28.190 --> 02:17:28.989
Oh, my God.
2819
02:17:29.530 --> 02:17:31.229
Send in the clowns.
2820
02:17:31.950 --> 02:17:34.020
Well, no, because then he has to do the podcast earlier.
2821
02:17:34.040 --> 02:17:34.819
It doesn't work that way.
2822
02:17:36.620 --> 02:17:41.770
So there's Asmongold. Ripping him apart, and that's got to
2823
02:17:41.790 --> 02:17:45.180
make Phil seethe in coke, I would imagine, right?
2824
02:17:47.020 --> 02:17:51.850
Some would say Asmongold is the good... version of Cyrax.
2825
02:17:52.670 --> 02:17:52.850
Yeah.
2826
02:17:53.110 --> 02:17:55.090
If you look at them side by side, they kind
2827
02:17:55.170 --> 02:18:00.969
of look like their long-lost brothers. They look like brothers, right?
2828
02:18:00.989 --> 02:18:03.229
Actually, him quartering and Cyrax look like brothers.
2829
02:18:03.250 --> 02:18:04.909
The good ending and the bad ending.
2830
02:18:08.110 --> 02:18:09.930
I don't know. I have a feeling that I'm going
2831
02:18:09.950 --> 02:18:13.049
to be like 70 years old someday and in a
2832
02:18:13.110 --> 02:18:16.309
nursing home and I'm going to go to the common
2833
02:18:16.389 --> 02:18:20.079
area where they have an internet computer and I'm going
2834
02:18:20.100 --> 02:18:26.340
to go, holy shit, DSP is still begging. He will
2835
02:18:26.379 --> 02:18:30.700
never stop. You got to give him some credit for
2836
02:18:30.719 --> 02:18:31.860
the resiliency.
2837
02:18:32.000 --> 02:18:36.620
Like, And then they're going to create AI of Phil,
2838
02:18:36.680 --> 02:18:40.079
like e-begging, so... Phil is forever.
2839
02:18:40.700 --> 02:18:45.110
Phil is forever, yeah. Well, I think we're going to
2840
02:18:45.149 --> 02:18:47.670
wrap things up here. I will do the good show
2841
02:18:47.729 --> 02:18:52.129
thing and put your links in the description of the video.
2842
02:18:52.670 --> 02:18:53.319
Appreciate it.
2843
02:18:53.329 --> 02:18:55.750
So that people can check you guys out. And we
2844
02:18:55.790 --> 02:18:58.729
have Mirage Stormchaser. A lot of first-time chatterers in the
2845
02:18:58.790 --> 02:19:05.899
kick chat. Homestar Gardener, Home... just followed the channel, so
2846
02:19:05.959 --> 02:19:08.729
thanks for that. But you guys that are just first chatting,
2847
02:19:09.250 --> 02:19:13.790
please give our Kik channel a follow. Kik.com forward slash truthseekershow.
2848
02:19:13.809 --> 02:19:15.530
Go over there and give us a follow. We're trying
2849
02:19:15.549 --> 02:19:18.149
to expand our Kik chat because we're going to start
2850
02:19:18.170 --> 02:19:20.979
these Kik-only shows again. And the last time I tried it,
2851
02:19:21.030 --> 02:19:22.569
we didn't have a lot of followers over there. It
2852
02:19:22.610 --> 02:19:26.450
didn't work out so great. Apparently, it's a lot harder
2853
02:19:26.469 --> 02:19:29.790
to get YouTube people to try watching your Kik. I
2854
02:19:29.870 --> 02:19:33.530
thought I'd have a 50% conversion and we'd still do okay,
2855
02:19:33.590 --> 02:19:36.610
but it was pretty It was pretty bad. But now
2856
02:19:36.670 --> 02:19:38.950
we have quite a lot more followers, so we're going
2857
02:19:38.969 --> 02:19:39.930
to give it a try again.
2858
02:19:40.819 --> 02:19:42.760
You can always record it and upload it the next
2859
02:19:42.819 --> 02:19:45.559
day on YouTube as a video.
2860
02:19:45.579 --> 02:19:46.100
No, I can't.
2861
02:19:46.319 --> 02:19:48.780
I can't because that show is too out there and
2862
02:19:48.860 --> 02:19:53.610
YouTube flagged me. They flagged me for sexual content because
2863
02:19:53.670 --> 02:19:59.799
of fully clothed dancing girls. They were fully clothed. Some
2864
02:19:59.819 --> 02:20:02.079
of them had bikini tops on, but they were fully clothed.
2865
02:20:02.100 --> 02:20:06.860
YouTube flagged it for sexual content. And a bunch of
2866
02:20:06.920 --> 02:20:10.489
other stuff. We watched some clips that some people would
2867
02:20:10.530 --> 02:20:13.430
consider violent. I don't know if you guys ever saw
2868
02:20:13.469 --> 02:20:17.909
that show, but we have ghetto girl fights is one segment.
2869
02:20:19.469 --> 02:20:23.239
And we have horrific tasings is another segment where people
2870
02:20:23.319 --> 02:20:27.479
get tased. It's fun. I love that show. I believe
2871
02:20:27.500 --> 02:20:29.319
in it. I'm going to give it another try.
2872
02:20:30.040 --> 02:20:34.920
Now, someone in chat, was that John or a job-based suggestion,
2873
02:20:34.959 --> 02:20:36.260
which I've done in the past.
2874
02:20:36.899 --> 02:20:39.940
A funnel video. We did that. We did a funnel video.
2875
02:20:39.959 --> 02:20:42.719
Basically stay on for 30 minutes or an hour.
2876
02:20:42.780 --> 02:20:45.540
Oh, yeah, we could try that. We just did a
2877
02:20:45.600 --> 02:20:49.420
funnel video. We played a video on YouTube saying, we're
2878
02:20:49.459 --> 02:20:51.799
live on kick right now, and here's the link. Go
2879
02:20:51.879 --> 02:20:54.540
over there. And that worked pretty well to get some
2880
02:20:54.559 --> 02:20:55.360
people over there.
2881
02:20:55.440 --> 02:21:00.569
Because almost every... uh, platform, it's hard to disconnect without
2882
02:21:00.709 --> 02:21:04.620
cutting the stream. YouTube, you can just go to, you know, your, uh,
2883
02:21:04.709 --> 02:21:08.090
studio and disconnect and you'll still be live on all,
2884
02:21:08.239 --> 02:21:10.379
all the rest. So it does, it does work out
2885
02:21:10.440 --> 02:21:10.799
that way.
2886
02:21:10.879 --> 02:21:13.360
So it's a, I want to thank Jerry. I almost,
2887
02:21:13.819 --> 02:21:16.540
I almost missed this one. Quartering doesn't cover Hollywood because
2888
02:21:16.579 --> 02:21:18.860
he is no longer the only Chud on the market.
2889
02:21:19.700 --> 02:21:22.670
Jer is the token conservative meant to be dunked on.
2890
02:21:23.090 --> 02:21:26.069
i agree he will forever be a locale because of
2891
02:21:26.090 --> 02:21:30.049
what he did with the sakito casino situation and you
2892
02:21:30.069 --> 02:21:34.030
know luckily the universe balances things out like 15 000
2893
02:21:34.030 --> 02:21:39.180
live viewers god bless them you know that is an
2894
02:21:39.260 --> 02:21:41.659
insane amount of live viewers and we know that they're
2895
02:21:41.700 --> 02:21:45.100
not botting or something like you know yeah faking you
2896
02:21:45.139 --> 02:21:48.579
know like Jared, like, oh, we have 8,000 live viewers. No,
2897
02:21:48.590 --> 02:21:50.940
you're on the Rumble front page. And even if people
2898
02:21:51.260 --> 02:21:53.719
are on Rumble.com, it counts as a viewer for you.
2899
02:21:53.819 --> 02:21:56.280
If they just went there and haven't picked a video
2900
02:21:56.299 --> 02:21:58.879
to watch yet, it counts for you. Those aren't real
2901
02:21:58.959 --> 02:22:00.420
organic viewers, you know?
2902
02:22:01.319 --> 02:22:01.760
I don't know.
2903
02:22:02.059 --> 02:22:06.719
You can check GerminalDecline.com and see that his viewership is
2904
02:22:06.940 --> 02:22:09.799
shrinking rapidly. Every month it gets worse for him.
2905
02:22:10.959 --> 02:22:11.100
Yeah.
2906
02:22:15.309 --> 02:22:19.250
I was trying to do the whole downward in my finger.
2907
02:22:18.950 --> 02:22:26.709
Was not cooperating. Jeremy, his career is like a Nine
2908
02:22:26.770 --> 02:22:30.510
Inch Nails album. It's a downward spiral.
2909
02:22:30.909 --> 02:22:32.290
That's a great album, by the way.
2910
02:22:32.309 --> 02:22:35.329
Oh, yeah. Fantastic. Well, I'm going to let you guys
2911
02:22:35.469 --> 02:22:37.549
out here. We will throw you out one by one.
2912
02:22:37.569 --> 02:22:41.569
Thank you, Tyler Liger, for your participation tonight. Go check
2913
02:22:41.610 --> 02:22:43.649
out his channel. Tell them about your channel real quick.
2914
02:22:44.739 --> 02:22:50.659
It is youtube.com at unfiltered podcast, Texas. We're small, but
2915
02:22:50.680 --> 02:22:51.559
we're growing steadily.
2916
02:22:52.399 --> 02:22:54.760
Good for you. All right. Well, you have a good night, Tyler.
2917
02:22:54.780 --> 02:22:58.479
Thanks for participating tonight. And we've got the UIS. We're
2918
02:22:58.500 --> 02:23:00.299
going to throw you out next so you can go
2919
02:23:00.700 --> 02:23:01.799
video for once.
2920
02:23:01.840 --> 02:23:02.239
Cool. Cool.
2921
02:23:02.280 --> 02:23:02.520
Cool.
2922
02:23:03.959 --> 02:23:04.780
See you guys later.
2923
02:23:05.479 --> 02:23:08.440
And we have H bomb who booked a guest that
2924
02:23:08.459 --> 02:23:10.899
could only do an hour. Why would you book a
2925
02:23:10.899 --> 02:23:14.010
guest that can only do an hour? Did you tell
2926
02:23:14.049 --> 02:23:16.049
him it was a two hour show or like two
2927
02:23:16.110 --> 02:23:16.950
and a half hour show?
2928
02:23:17.469 --> 02:23:19.930
I told him hour, hour and a half, maybe two,
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02:23:19.950 --> 02:23:20.670
something like that.
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02:23:22.079 --> 02:23:25.000
So we have you to blame for guests bouncing out early.
2931
02:23:25.459 --> 02:23:25.639
Yeah.
2932
02:23:25.760 --> 02:23:26.920
You could just blame me. That's fine.
2933
02:23:27.260 --> 02:23:28.020
That's fine.
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02:23:28.239 --> 02:23:28.500
Yeah.
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02:23:28.700 --> 02:23:28.799
Okay.
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02:23:29.959 --> 02:23:33.180
As usually is the case. All right, we're going to
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02:23:33.200 --> 02:23:34.639
throw you out of here. You have a good night.
2938
02:23:34.719 --> 02:23:40.129
Everybody checking out H-Bomb on YouTube. Just put H-Bomb DSP
2939
02:23:40.170 --> 02:23:41.950
in the search engine and it comes right up. I'll
2940
02:23:42.010 --> 02:23:44.090
add it to the description of the video.
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02:23:44.129 --> 02:23:48.370
All right, thanks, man. I appreciate it.
2942
02:23:48.389 --> 02:23:53.889
All right, I appreciate your help with the cabin. Not.
2943
02:23:54.389 --> 02:23:57.809
H-Bomb is good at internet stuff, but you can't do
2944
02:23:57.889 --> 02:24:02.510
physical things, right? And Arlene is sharing our ex... That's
2945
02:24:02.530 --> 02:24:05.559
Stephen Cambion. Follow me on X. Very important. We put
2946
02:24:05.620 --> 02:24:10.180
all the latest show updates there, right? And also, I
2947
02:24:10.219 --> 02:24:14.239
just wanted to mention a technical note. Our website, truseekershow.com,
2948
02:24:14.819 --> 02:24:18.370
is down for some reason, and it has something to
2949
02:24:18.430 --> 02:24:20.629
do with the URL forwarding, and I'm going to fix
2950
02:24:20.670 --> 02:24:23.290
it later tonight. So give me a few hours, and
2951
02:24:23.309 --> 02:24:26.010
it should be back online. I think it's just a
2952
02:24:26.030 --> 02:24:28.059
forwarding issue, so I've got to go to GoDaddy and
2953
02:24:28.090 --> 02:24:33.290
change the settings. But it should be okay. So, yeah,
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02:24:33.329 --> 02:24:35.209
that's all we got for you, friends. I'll take one
2955
02:24:35.250 --> 02:24:37.920
more moment to thank you kind and generous benefactors. We
2956
02:24:37.930 --> 02:24:44.500
have Macross78 just followed the channel. And we have MirageStormCho
2957
02:24:44.579 --> 02:24:50.760
just chatted for the first time along with HomestarGardener. And
2958
02:24:50.799 --> 02:24:55.840
HomestarGardener has followed the channel. So thank you for that.
2959
02:24:55.920 --> 02:24:57.920
Even if you just follow us during the live broadcast,
2960
02:24:57.940 --> 02:24:59.360
we give you a big shout out and thank you.
2961
02:25:00.250 --> 02:25:02.579
And thank you, they just called me Rope for the
2962
02:25:02.639 --> 02:25:09.940
kicks and golden times again. And Luna Paza has just
2963
02:25:10.239 --> 02:25:12.239
chatted for the first time. Hey, give us a follow.
2964
02:25:12.280 --> 02:25:15.459
Just call me Rope. This is funny. Just call me Rope,
2965
02:25:15.479 --> 02:25:20.799
send a couple of hundred kick support kicks. And then
2966
02:25:20.979 --> 02:25:24.399
I bitched that the kick chat stopped throwing pennies at me,
2967
02:25:24.459 --> 02:25:26.250
so just call me Rope, throw a penny at me.
2968
02:25:26.670 --> 02:25:28.770
But now I think that we are all caught up
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02:25:30.190 --> 02:25:32.909
I will be back tomorrow at 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
2970
02:25:33.610 --> 02:25:35.520
I believe we're going to be doing the second half
2971
02:25:35.559 --> 02:25:39.209
of that David Grush Joe Rogan interview because, oh boy,
2972
02:25:39.959 --> 02:25:44.700
David Grush is now saying that U.S. servicemen shot and
2973
02:25:44.799 --> 02:25:50.010
killed a seven-foot-tall reptilian alien at a crash site. So
2974
02:25:50.069 --> 02:25:53.809
his stories are getting crazier and crazier the longer things go.
2975
02:25:54.649 --> 02:25:58.930
As you would expect, right? As you would expect. So anyway,
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02:25:59.030 --> 02:26:02.010
I'll be back tomorrow night, 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
2977
02:26:02.229 --> 02:26:04.629
No place I would rather be. And I did forget
2978
02:26:04.649 --> 02:26:05.090
to ask.
2979
02:26:05.129 --> 02:26:07.690
How was everybody's weekend? So we'll do a song. Check
2980
02:26:07.739 --> 02:26:13.120
out Songs of CWC on YouTube for all these great
2981
02:26:13.239 --> 02:26:19.059
music videos. Well, somebody did a few. Somebody did the.
2982
02:26:19.020 --> 02:26:21.940
Jeremy one, and I apologize. I don't know if Henry
2983
02:26:21.979 --> 02:26:26.389
did that one. But we'll close the show with, how
2984
02:26:26.450 --> 02:26:29.770
was your weekend, friends? I'll be back tomorrow night at
2985
02:26:29.770 --> 02:26:32.000
7 p.m. No place I would rather be, but that's
2986
02:26:32.059 --> 02:26:35.200
all I got for you. So good night, and God
2987
02:26:35.280 --> 02:26:37.399
bless all of you. And please do check out our
2988
02:26:37.440 --> 02:27:09.290
panel members' channels and subscribe. Monday.
2989
02:27:10.350 --> 02:27:11.719
I drank all day.
2990
02:27:12.200 --> 02:27:20.680
Tuesday pissed my time away. Wednesday overfed and full. Thursday, oh,
2991
02:27:20.719 --> 02:27:25.959
here comes the bull. Friday comes and I feel bad.
2992
02:27:26.600 --> 02:27:32.549
Weekdays have been all so sad. Monday stream, I start
2993
02:27:32.590 --> 02:27:36.290
the show. There's one thing I gotta know.
2994
02:27:38.319 --> 02:27:42.879
How was your weekend? Tell me how did your weekend go?
2995
02:27:43.299 --> 02:27:45.180
Did you do much?
2996
02:27:45.780 --> 02:27:46.659
Did you go out?
2997
02:27:47.569 --> 02:27:50.510
Did you stay home with gout?
2998
02:27:50.610 --> 02:27:56.350
How was your weekend? Tell me now cause I.
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02:27:56.309 --> 02:28:01.920
Need to know I just can't think what else to say.
3000
02:28:02.260 --> 02:28:06.489
So how was your weekend today?
3001
02:28:28.090 --> 02:28:29.649
How was.
3002
02:28:36.010 --> 02:28:39.770
Your weekend? Tell me, how did your weekend go? Did
3003
02:28:39.809 --> 02:28:43.129
you do much? Did you go out?
3004
02:28:43.149 --> 02:28:45.319
Did you crash the.
3005
02:28:52.969 --> 02:29:00.370
Cause I need to know No one's watching anyway.
3006
02:28:59.430 --> 02:29:03.280
So how was your weekend today?
3007
02:29:05.860 --> 02:29:10.170
How was your weekend today?
3008
02:29:30.860 --> 02:29:33.540
Can we get one big fucking.
3009
02:29:33.280 --> 02:29:36.069
Retard alert for what has transpired tonight?
3010
02:29:36.670 --> 02:29:39.790
Holy shit, Chrissy. Retard alert.
3011
02:29:40.209 --> 02:29:41.569
Retard alert.
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02:29:45.870 --> 02:29:47.629
I'm sorry that you feel that way, Brittany.