Darksydephil and TheQuartering ROAST with H-Bomb, the UIS & Tyler Liger!

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Monday, sat and drank all day Tuesday, pissed my time
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away Wednesday, overfed and full Thursday, oh, here comes the
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bull Friday, comes and I feel bad Days have been
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all so sad.
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Monday stream, I start the show.
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There's one thing I gotta know.
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How was your weekend? Tell me, how.
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Did your weekend go? Did you do much? Did you
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go out? Did you stay home with.
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Tell me now cause I need to.
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Know I just can't think what else to say so.
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How was your weekend today.
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Music How was.
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Your weekend?
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Tell me how did your weekend go?
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Did you do much?
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Did you go out? Did you crash? How was your
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weekend today?
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Greetings and salutations, friends, and welcome back. We are back
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for another Lowell Cow roast of two of my favorites. Eventually,
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we'll add some others, but I've been really kind of
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focused on Dark Side Phil and especially the quartering. And
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now the big news is that Melanie Mack is quitting
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the quartering show, quitting all of politics and I guess, whatever.
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She's going to make fitness videos and do fun stuff
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instead of, uh, be Jared's, you know, janitor. So he's, uh,
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he's co-hostless. He's co-hostless. Since he started all this shit, uh,
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and the downward spiral of the quartering so-called media empire
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has started crumbling. Uh, he lost Luke Rutkowski and then
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he lost Hannah Clare. And the last remaining holdout, the
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last ally, the last friend on the internet that he had,
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of course, she's only his friend because of the paycheck,
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was Melanie Mack. And even she decided she can't take
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this constant heat anymore. She mentioned a bunch of stuff.
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We're going to bring in our panel here, our expert
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locale panel. Well, we don't have Luther Morgan, who's the
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real expert on locales, but they're expert enough. It's okay.
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We've had him sobering up in the back, getting him
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ready for the show. Welcome, H-Bomb.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Oh, boy.
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Here again. Go ahead. Go ahead and get it out
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of your system.
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How was your weekend, H-Bomb? How was your weekend?
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I had a great weekend.
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I'm glad you did.
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Going up to your cabin and everything, so.
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Yeah, he finally showed up. Tyler Liger is here. And
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the UIS.
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Are you familiar... with the king snake hello.
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Yes yes i am so so h bomb for those
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unaware h bomb when i met him i don't remember
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how many subscribers he had but it was pretty low
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and i thought he was doing good work so i
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decided to help him i help a lot of smaller
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content creators get over that hurdle because mostly because when
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i was grinding my ass off for like two years
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trying to get monetized nobody would help me so as
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a way to pay it forward like i try to
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help people so don't H-Bomb has been telling me he's
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going to come and help me with this cabin I'm
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building for like a year, right? H-Bomb, for like a year,
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you've been saying?
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Yeah, it was probably about a year or so.
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He finally decided to show up on Saturday, I think
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only because his wife was away for the weekend or
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something and he was lonely and bored.
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That's fairly accurate.
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He comes to the cabin. He gets to the first cabin,
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which is not very remote at all. I mean, it's
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in the woods, but it's not that remote. He's like, oh,
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my God, it's so remote here. And I'm like, wait
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till you see where we're going to the other site.
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There's nothing but fucking trees for miles and miles. So
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we get there, and I have visions of all these
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things I'm going to be able to accomplish because I've
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got an extra big manly man to help me do things.
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And H-Bomb, I'm trying to be as polite as possible
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because in his defense, I did not know that H-Bomb
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is basically retarded and disabled. Right. Both retarded and physically disabled.
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We get there and he starts trying to walk down
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this hill and there's rocks everywhere and shit. You know,
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it's the mountains. It's the middle of the woods. There's
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no pavement. There's no. And he takes like 15 minutes
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just to walk the hundred feet from the dirt road
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to the cabin. And I'm like, are you OK, man?
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Because he was really struggling just to walk. And he's like, oh,
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I thought, you know, I have bad diabetes, my balance
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is really bad, and I have problems with my legs.
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And I go, oh, well, no, I didn't know.
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I've only told you six or seven times.
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He gets, like, two walking sticks, and he's walking around
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in the woods at one mile an hour.
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Like a cripple.
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Advise, adapt, and overcome.
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Yeah, and so he tells me, I thought you knew, like,
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I can't do much, I can't do anything physical. I'm like,
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what do you think we were going to do here today? Like,
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mentally build a cabin? Like, we can't. So I have
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to drag all of these big ass logs out of
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the woods. I had pre-cut for the rafters. And then
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I thought, well, maybe he could just stand in one
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place and help me lift them up.
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Nope.
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Nope. And he drank all the brokey beer. Then he
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made me buy two pizzas and he barely ate because
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he was too drunk to eat.
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I didn't, I didn't make, I didn't make you buy
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the pizzas.
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You said, told me to buy a pepperoni pizza and
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a cheese pizza.
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That's what you told me to buy. And I bought
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it and he barely ate. He didn't even eat. He
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was too drunk to eat. He was like slurring and like,
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and like, and like slopping the food down himself. Like,
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What did he eat, like three slices of pizza when
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he made me buy two pizzas? And he drank all
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the broky beer. And he's like, oh, yeah, sorry, I
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can't do anything physical. The whole fucking day. He just
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stood there watching me. And I had to muscle those
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logs up onto the top of the building by myself.
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And he was like, and then he's standing on the
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other side. And he's going, yeah, you got to lift
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it higher. I'm like, I know you, asshole. Maybe you
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can help me. Maybe you can help lift it higher.
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He's like, no, I can't. I can't reach it. It's
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too high. You know, I'm like, all right.
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You only have one ladder. I don't know what to
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tell you.
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Yeah, well, blame the ladder situation. I don't think you
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would have helped if there wasn't. You couldn't get up
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the ladder if I had a ladder.
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I would have found a way.
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Well, there's the roast of H-Bomb. He deserves it. And listen,
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in his defense, okay, he's disabled. But if you're disabled
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and you're physically unable to do anything, you don't offer
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to help someone do something extremely physical all day, right?
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Or am I wrong? Am I an asshole or is
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he the asshole?
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I was looking out for the bears so you wouldn't
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get killed.
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I don't know what you're complaining about.
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We didn't even see a bear that day. That was
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a rare day.
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That's because I was there in a bright-ass red shirt.
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That's why.
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That's why the bears didn't show up.
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I just want to make sure that everybody understands, if
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you're ever doing anything physical, don't... It was.
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Fun for me to drive the car all day.
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That was.
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Don't... Yeah, well, he has a really nice Camaro, and
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I tried to borrow it, and he wouldn't even let
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me borrow the fucking Camaro, so... It was totally worthless
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that he came over there. I guess all he did was, like,
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hold the tape measure. That's why we put a tape
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measure on the thumbnail. That's all he fucking did all
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day is hold the tape measure.
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I did.
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I did. I saw the tape measure.
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In his defense, if you've ever tried to measure a big,
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like a 20 foot log and hold that fucking thing
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on the end and make it to the 20 foot,
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it is very difficult. But I told him I got
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duct tape in my car. I could have replaced you
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all day just by taping the tape measure to the
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front of the log. And then he couldn't walk into
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the woods. He couldn't walk into the woods where the
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logs were. So I had to drag these like 30
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foot logs back there to the cabin site where he's
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standing around just so that we could measure them and
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cut them to length. And then I had to carry
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them up to the roof myself. That was a lot
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harder than I thought. But H-Bomb, you're a good content creator,
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very bad at doing any kind of man shit.
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How do you do H-Bomb?
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How do you do HVAC work all day? Or are
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you just sitting in an office now?
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I find a way.
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You find a way? You didn't find a way to
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do anything that day, though. Fucking Jesus.
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His gout was acting up.
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Okay, he's disabled. But I was very disappointed because I
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was so happy that he was going to come because
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I thought, man, those logs are 20. It turns out
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they're 17 feet long. And even though they're not huge logs, still,
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muscling them up a 10-foot wall by yourself is not easy.
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So I thought with the two of us, it shouldn't
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be that big a deal, right? Nope.
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Nope.
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So I can add H-Bomb to the list of people
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that will never be able to borrow that cabin. Fuck them.
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Fuck them. Fuck you, H-Bomb. And you know what? All
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my city friends, too. All my friends from Philly. I've
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asked all my friends to come and give me a hand. Because,
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you know, with two, three guys, you could do a
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lot of work in a day, you know?
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Nope.
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They're all too busy. And one of them that's always
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too busy is like, hey, when you finish that, can
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me and my girlfriend come and stay there?
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Fuck.
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Eat a dick.
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No. No.
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No.
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Nobody's staying there but me. And I didn't get a
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chance to because it would have taken them two hours
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to walk the few hundred feet down that dirt road.
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But there's another build site that I cleared out, and
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I'm going to call that Felted Boulevard. I've got the
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sign and everything ready to go there. So I decided
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that I will do something good for the low-cow world.
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If you're completely felted and poor and homeless, I will
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let a low-cow stay there. In exchange for exclusive filming
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rights and interview rights. I think this is a good plan.
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I think this is a good plan. I don't know.
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But wood is very porous, right? And it's going to
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soak in a lot of smells and fluids that you
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won't be able to get out.
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No!
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I got a beat-up, run-down old camping trailer for there.
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Oh, okay, okay. They'll be contingencies.
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They will become true trailer trash, right? So let's begin
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with the quartering in DSP because this is crazy. Melanie
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Mack is gone. What does everybody think about that? She
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held on longer than I thought she would. I thought
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she would have jumped ship when the shit really hit
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the fan when all this started, like the rest of
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the other two.
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Is that why DSP has been talking about politics lately?
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Is he making a run for the co-host position?
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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That's a good theory. That's a real good theory.
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What about Styx? He can come back, right? He's not
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doing anything.
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He can come out of hiding.
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That poor guy is drunk and toothless on every stream.
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I don't know what's going on with him. God bless him, right?
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I did not set a goal, but I will do that.
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And whatever support you send, we will thank you. Whether
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you send some kicks or sobs on kick or gifted
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sobs or super chats, we call out every bit of
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the support. So tell me the UIS... What do you
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think of Melanie Mack leaving? And is she ever coming back?
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Because Jared's coping, saying she can always come back whenever
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she wants.
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I think it depends on what she does next and
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if it fails. If it fails and, you know, she
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has to make the money, I think she'll go back.
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I think she'll be back probably pretty soon because she's
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doing fitness stuff and she's just some anorexic person. What
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advice can she give someone to lose weight, to become
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someone that she's not?
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Yeah, she's kind of skanky. I don't think she looks
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healthy to me. She looks kind of skanky to me.
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It's like, yeah, can you tell us how to become you?
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But who wants to become her? Most people are either overweight,
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want to be there, get slim, get muscle, do whatever.
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And can she do any of that for anybody?
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I really don't know. Is it most of her business
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really just really lonely, really depressed, really loser, incel men
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giving her money? That's her business, right?
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That's the model.
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I can see business being good, though.
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Take advantage of those lonely men.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, you got to do what you got to do.
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We want to take a moment to thank H-Bomb, who's
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been a member for nine months. Thanks, H-Bomb.
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You could have had a baby in that time.
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Really?
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Why?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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So I have her announcement. I think we should read.
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Let me get to my Twitter, and we'll read her announcement,
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which is, And the other thing is, it appears, right,
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that she did not tell the quartering in advance that
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she was quitting. He had to read it on Twitter
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like everybody else.
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I think she did it while he was live.
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While he was live, yes. So she no-showed to the stream,
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and then he's finding out on his stream, because the
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live chat is telling him, like, oh, Melanie quit. She's
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not coming back. Melanie Mack, been taking a break from
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the political and social commentary space, or whatever you want
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to call it. I hate what it has turned into,
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and I don't feel comfortable being in the middle of it.
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I'm a Christian above all else. And the space as
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a whole has been amazing. Isn't it wrong to be
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a Christian and to take advantage of lonely men like
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this and thirst traps all the time? I would think so. Yes.
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I'm tired of seeing hate porn constantly, strife, gossip, and
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manufacturing anger in the community for no reason. That's Quartering's
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whole business model is to just rage bait against liberals, right?
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One thing I admired so much about Charlie Kirk is
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how he wanted to have conversations with people. And that's
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someone I aspire to be more like than a rage
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farmer or someone who is constantly looking for a dunk
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on anyone who opposes my beliefs. I know sometimes there's
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a time and place for a good dunk when we
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are being pushed. Look at gender ideology, for example. Sometimes
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we have to be more aggressive and standing against insanity
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like people trying to force us to use pronouns or
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something crazy like that. But I feel like this space
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takes things way too far. Like your boss who made
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like 150 videos about Brie Larson? I myself have taken
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things too far on multiple occasions, and that's not the
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kind of person I want to be. I want to
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be a Christian witness who can have reasonable conversations, someone
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who knows the time and place to be gentle and
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when to be stern in accordance to where the Holy
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Spirit leads. The whole right versus left thing isn't something
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I feel comfortable with. It's been something.
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Holy Spirit's going to lead your OnlyFans. That's where it's
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going to lead her.
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Yeah, this whole thing... Wait, she's not comfortable with it.
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Because the right is just as bad as the left lately,
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in the content creator space especially. From causing strife to
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circulating and glorifying porn. The girl who posts thirst traps
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all day is upset about that. The right is just
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as degenerate as the left when they don't follow Christian ideals.
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A lot of the space dictates itself on what gets
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likes and clicks. And I want no part of that.
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She goes on to say, lately I've been trying to
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post more fun stuff, like my new pet rats, fitness
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and health stuff, fun video games I'm playing, and Bible verses.
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I feel a lot more comfortable with that. I don't
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care what gets the most likes or clicks. It doesn't
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even matter. God has blessed me greatly, and I want
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to enjoy those blessings instead of creating strife. I still
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want to call out bad things as Christians are supposed
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to do, but I don't want to take it to
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a place where I'm rage farming. The world is full
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of evil until Christ returns, so I could infinitely complain
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about bad things constantly, but I don't think that would
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be productive. All this to say I'm on an indefinite
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break from the space while I'm deep in prayer daily
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and growing my faith. Do you think she prays while
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she pecks her husband? Oh, Lord Jesus. Help me give
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it to him better, Jesus.
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John Junker's just taking it right there.
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So I can align with where God wants me to be.
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I don't know what it will look like, but I
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don't know. It feels like when God wants me to
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make some changes. And that is what is happening now.
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So I need to listen. I'll still be making posts,
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but I'll be taking a break from all stream appearances
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right now. I can't be on other shows when I
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don't even know what I'm doing. doing with my own
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stuff yet. Right now, I am prioritizing aligning myself with
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God's plan above all else. And this is the great part.
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None of this has to do with the quartering. He's
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been a real friend through and through all these years. Right.
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I wonder how many times he tried to phone her.
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Right.
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While he was paying her.
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Creepy.
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Yeah. I have nothing but support for him. I'm really
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proud that he has returned to Christ and I see
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God working in him in a big way. We have
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no beef. We're good friends. Haters are going to be
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making stuff up as they always do, but they don't matter.
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I'm grateful for all my experiences in the whole space
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over the years. I just right now and focusing on
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complete submission to God's path moving forward. I'm a Christian
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above all else. So that's what matters most. Christian Grifter, though, right?
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Yeah.
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I mean, she's a skinwalker.
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We've made that theory like a long time ago, didn't we?
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She's a skinwalker.
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She changes appearances with every calendar year, and then she
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bounces from one space to another to try to extort
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people for as much money as she can.
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Like, I mean, that's skinwalker qualities.
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You know what? You might be right, because if you
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look at pictures of her from like five years ago,
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it doesn't even look like the same woman. It looks
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like a totally different woman. You know, like maybe the
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witchcraft she uses to stay looking hot is wearing off
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or something. But she's looking skanky lately. Really skanky. I
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don't know. Toll with one for the gold. You should
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do an AI video of Melanie going on a rant
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about Stahlgolf. Spelled backwards. Oh, flaggots. Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We should do that. We should do that. What do
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you think, H-Bomb? Is she going to go running back
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to Jer when her shit fails?
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I do believe she will eventually.
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Paycheck?
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Absolutely.
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And do we think she's really quitting to go be
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a more godly woman, or is she just, like, the
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heat's too much? The heat's too much.
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I think the heat's too much for her.
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Everybody's been fucking with her since Jer started this whole
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downward spiral of flagotry and... stomping on free speech and
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killing people's YouTube channels and destroying people's income and all
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that kind of stuff.
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Right.
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Probably why she's walking away, but no two week notice,
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you know, I guess that's just no call.
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No show.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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She no called no show. Winter soldier just sent 50 kicks.
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Thank you for that. And super money fest resubscribed. They've
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been a subscriber for 15 months. Thank you for that. Yeah.
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I have, uh, I have a video of, uh, Jeremy
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Ambley finding out about this and responding. And of course,
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this is the gay version. The gay-er version.
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Oh, Melanie.
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Oh, let's see.
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Let's see. The Melanie poster, she's taking a break. Good
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for her.
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She should take as long as she needs.
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Yeah, no employer gets a no-call no-show and finds out
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that the person is quitting on Twitter and is, like,
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happy about it. He's full of shit. You know he's
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seething going, she couldn't even fucking tell me before she
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made this announcement and no-showed for the stream? And didn't
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she no-show last.
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Week, too?
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I think, right?
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I believe so, yeah.
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She did no-show last week. He's co-hostless now.
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100% with her. We all get burnt out. Lord knows I've... I.
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Get burnt out when I'm trying to build a cabin
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with H-Bomb helping. I do the work of two fucking men.
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I need a vacation bad. How's he going to take one?
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And then Huck got sick.
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Isn't he supposed to be a multi-millionaire? He can't just
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take a week off whenever he wants? If you're a multi-millionaire,
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I'm pretty sure you can take a week off whenever
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you want to.
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You should be.
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Anybody I know that's at that income level takes a
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lot of vacations. I have one friend, he's very successful.
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He's got to be in the multi-millions with his business.
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And he probably takes off about 12 weeks out of
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the year and he travels.
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I don't know now when I'll be able to take one,
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but to understand.
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You know Ah, burnout.
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I mean, I understand burnout is what I'm saying.
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He's burnt out. He's boneless. He can't go on any further.
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There was some pain in that laugh right there.
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Let's see.
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Even with the filter, you can feel it.
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You can feel him. He's seething and coping right now.
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He's panicking for sure.
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I want to see what that text was. Right when
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he said good for her, good for her, he grabs
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his phone, starts typing something. He texts him.
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She probably texted him like, oh, I'm sorry I didn't
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tell you before I made my announcement.
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Good for her.
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Poor Jer Bear.
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Unlum. Where's Styx?
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Yeah, she's got her own live throw. Yeah, good for her.
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I think he should get Ethan Ralph and Darkseid Phil
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to replace his co-host. That would be the shit. That
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would be awesome. And Styx!
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I guess temporary co-host positions are open.
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DSP? That's why he started getting political. He started going
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in real heavy. Right wing again.
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He's hoping to get a new gig, right?
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I think so.
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Well, he does have children's fucking playing cards to pay for.
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And Scott will be available to her when she's ready.
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Oh, you know what I forgot? Tyler Liger, because you're
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kind of new here. This is your second time, though.
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Why don't you tell everybody about your channel and what
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it is that you do and that kind of stuff.
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Oh man, putting me Johnny on the spot.
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So hi, I'm Tyler Lager.
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I'm with Unfiltered slash Crash Out Connoisseurs. So we usually
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try to air twice a week. CJ Holiday and I,
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and CJ Holiday is a Cyrax commentator, and I've kind
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of become a commentator. I was in journalism for the
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last decade. before yeah before you.
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Were a real journalist what the i was a real
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journalist i know right what happened tyler liger jesus i'm
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still in journalism.
492
00:26:46.589 --> 00:26:49.670
But like it's part-time now it's it's more so sports
493
00:26:49.730 --> 00:26:52.779
geared um hence the sports ball attire.
494
00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:54.960
But you you're like one of those do you know
495
00:26:54.980 --> 00:26:58.140
how many people that used to be real serious journalists
496
00:26:58.220 --> 00:27:01.609
turned into ufo grifters they used to be You used
497
00:27:01.630 --> 00:27:03.450
to be a serious journalist. Now you're going to turn
498
00:27:03.470 --> 00:27:08.779
into a low-cal grifter and misery merchant. Congratulations. Congratulations.
499
00:27:08.859 --> 00:27:13.599
Except that I absolutely despise people like Linda Moulton Howe.
500
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:14.920
I despise her.
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00:27:15.099 --> 00:27:22.250
It's like, okay, you kick out this absolutely off-the-wall piece
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00:27:22.289 --> 00:27:25.640
about UFOs. And if I'm the editor of the New
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00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:27.769
York Times, so she says, like, oh, I'm part of
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00:27:27.789 --> 00:27:28.549
the New York Times.
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00:27:29.890 --> 00:27:31.730
Like, I'm an investigative journalist for the.
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00:27:31.690 --> 00:27:32.250
New York Times.
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00:27:33.990 --> 00:27:37.869
The problem is, is, like, if you, like, if I'm
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an editor of the New York Times and I find
509
00:27:39.829 --> 00:27:41.390
something off the wall like this.
510
00:27:41.250 --> 00:27:44.309
Shit, like the shit that she spews. Oh, they're all
511
00:27:44.349 --> 00:27:46.670
pumping out clickbait. Screw it. I'm going to throw it in. Yeah,
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00:27:46.690 --> 00:27:49.890
they're all pumping out clickbait now. They're all pumping out clickbait.
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00:27:50.029 --> 00:27:51.910
All clickbait. All clickbait. Yep.
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True journalism's dead, man.
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It's dead.
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00:27:54.420 --> 00:27:57.200
Well, that'll tell you something about the state of real journalists.
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00:27:57.329 --> 00:28:00.109
When this guy, Tyler Liger, decides, you know what? I
518
00:28:00.130 --> 00:28:02.589
can make more money just fucking with locals and being
519
00:28:02.609 --> 00:28:07.450
a misery merchant. Fuck journalism. Yeah, journalism. Suffer, locals.
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00:28:07.589 --> 00:28:08.109
Suffer.
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00:28:08.730 --> 00:28:13.289
Serious real journalism. We have Craig Shepard with $ 2. Sorry
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00:28:13.349 --> 00:28:18.019
I'm late, boss. Well, don't worry, because H-Bomb was late
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00:28:18.059 --> 00:28:20.519
to the cabin, too. But it didn't matter, because it's
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00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:24.700
not like we missed... work hours or anything but thank
525
00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:27.099
you craig shepherd we have tales of sonic voyage for
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the h bomb recovery fund yeah he drank like i
527
00:28:31.769 --> 00:28:33.329
don't even i can't even tell you how much of
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the i just know there was a full i thought
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00:28:35.470 --> 00:28:38.049
there was a full case of brookie beer and then
530
00:28:38.089 --> 00:28:42.599
there wasn't anymore thank you uh h bomb and thank
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you tales of sonic voyage we'll put that towards And
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00:28:45.500 --> 00:28:47.819
it's pretty sad that he drank that much of like
533
00:28:47.859 --> 00:28:50.880
the worst shitty beer you could buy, you know, like
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$ 20 for a 36 pack of beer kind of beer,
535
00:28:54.410 --> 00:28:57.009
like Lucky Streak or Schlitz or, you know.
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That Rolling Rock.
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No, it was not Rolling Rock.
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00:29:01.910 --> 00:29:05.390
I think it was Natural Light. It's a little fuzzy.
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00:29:05.490 --> 00:29:07.529
I think it was Natural Light. And, you know, I
540
00:29:07.609 --> 00:29:08.650
slept all day Sunday.
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00:29:09.470 --> 00:29:11.839
Yeah. After he drank all my beer and then made
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00:29:11.859 --> 00:29:13.759
me buy pizzas he didn't eat because he was too
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drunk to eat.
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00:29:15.670 --> 00:29:16.650
Did he take them home, though?
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00:29:18.390 --> 00:29:22.759
No. No, I ate it the next day. Let's see
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00:29:22.779 --> 00:29:23.500
what else Jared has to say.
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00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:25.079
She's just taking a little break. I get it.
548
00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:30.779
A little break? It sounds like a permanent vacation.
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I'm going to go create Christian content.
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00:29:35.609 --> 00:29:36.049
Sorry, Jared.
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00:29:36.069 --> 00:29:37.410
That wouldn't be.
552
00:29:40.059 --> 00:29:40.339
Bad.
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00:29:45.019 --> 00:29:47.579
You can just tell he's coping and seeing really bad.
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00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.779
It threw him off.
555
00:29:52.019 --> 00:29:54.380
He doesn't want to hand all the detractors a win
556
00:29:54.420 --> 00:29:56.750
with her quitting, so he's going to act like it's
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00:29:56.789 --> 00:29:57.730
totally okay with him.
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00:29:58.690 --> 00:30:00.630
Who knows what's going on in somebody's life, you know?
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I don't know.
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00:30:03.349 --> 00:30:05.559
She's busy pegging her husband. She doesn't have time for
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00:30:05.579 --> 00:30:06.359
your shitty show.
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00:30:08.420 --> 00:30:15.349
Bring back sticks? No, I won't be doing that. That's
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brutal shit even for me.
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00:30:16.529 --> 00:30:16.930
Yes, she did.
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She texted me.
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00:30:19.269 --> 00:30:22.589
Yeah, and if this guy's such a great business person
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00:30:22.829 --> 00:30:26.549
and he's so Christian and everything, shouldn't he bring back
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00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:28.769
sticks and try to help him? Because he's having a
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00:30:28.809 --> 00:30:31.619
real tough time. I would think he should try to
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do it. And we want to thank Matthias with $ 5 saying,
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00:30:35.059 --> 00:30:37.759
for the gold. Thank you, Matthias, for your kindness, generosity,
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00:30:37.779 --> 00:30:39.160
and big, big support of the show.
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00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:42.819
I just don't share private texts. I knew that post
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was coming.
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00:30:44.589 --> 00:30:45.009
Yes, he.
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00:30:45.349 --> 00:30:46.170
Oh, sure, Jared.
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00:30:46.190 --> 00:30:46.609
We talked.
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00:30:48.329 --> 00:30:50.410
He knew that post was coming for sure.
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00:30:50.430 --> 00:30:53.569
For the show. No drama there. She just needs a
580
00:30:53.569 --> 00:30:58.059
little time. Guess what? It's summertime.
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00:30:58.519 --> 00:30:58.950
Chicken butt.
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00:30:59.190 --> 00:31:00.079
Ad revenue's low.
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00:31:00.099 --> 00:31:03.700
You know, it saves me a little money for a
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00:31:03.740 --> 00:31:06.259
few months so I can stock up my coffee orders.
585
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:13.579
Everything's good. Hire me, I'll help you.
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00:31:13.539 --> 00:31:14.319
With the show.
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00:31:15.740 --> 00:31:16.420
Gotta be a woman.
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00:31:19.289 --> 00:31:20.390
That's something else, man.
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00:31:21.049 --> 00:31:21.829
Gotta be a woman.
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00:31:23.069 --> 00:31:25.789
There's something going on with him and Walmart now as well.
591
00:31:26.210 --> 00:31:27.250
I firmly believe that.
592
00:31:27.289 --> 00:31:30.029
Yeah, the Walmart removed his coffee.
593
00:31:32.789 --> 00:31:35.009
It's fall starting today. I guess it is, yeah.
594
00:31:38.250 --> 00:31:40.309
The fall of Jeremy. Yeah.
595
00:31:42.369 --> 00:31:42.869
Oh, boy.
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00:31:43.210 --> 00:31:45.769
We'll figure something out. Everything's fine.
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00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.450
Well, now he can bring in that other skank. What
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00:31:48.470 --> 00:31:49.329
was that other skank?
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00:31:49.410 --> 00:31:50.809
Everything is fine.
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00:31:51.430 --> 00:31:52.609
What was that other skank?
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00:31:52.849 --> 00:31:53.750
Is it Chrissy Mayer?
602
00:31:54.109 --> 00:31:56.730
Yeah, Chrissy Mayer was sweeping the room.
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00:31:56.829 --> 00:31:58.150
Everything is fine.
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00:31:58.549 --> 00:32:01.589
Bring in that skank, Jer. Bring in that other skank,
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00:32:02.049 --> 00:32:02.750
Chrissy Mayer.
606
00:32:05.670 --> 00:32:10.650
So we're very clear. Melanie and I are rock solid. 100%.
607
00:32:10.670 --> 00:32:13.069
Yeah, you know what else is rock solid? The strap-on
608
00:32:13.130 --> 00:32:17.130
dick she uses to bang her husband in the butt. Damn!
609
00:32:17.789 --> 00:32:18.450
Damn.
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00:32:19.089 --> 00:32:24.769
Hundred percent. And nothing but love for her. I'm sure
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00:32:24.789 --> 00:32:25.230
she'll be back.
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00:32:25.250 --> 00:32:26.890
I shouldn't mess with her, though, because you know what?
613
00:32:27.029 --> 00:32:31.269
Some women just really like and prefer very effeminate men.
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00:32:31.289 --> 00:32:33.490
Do you ever know any woman like that? They just
615
00:32:33.789 --> 00:32:37.109
always have a very effeminate boyfriend. They don't like... I
616
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:41.410
guess they just don't like masculine man so to each
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00:32:41.450 --> 00:32:42.410
their own i guess back.
618
00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:46.450
And all right let's go.
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00:32:46.049 --> 00:32:52.140
Here okay that's it for that one and uh i
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00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:54.980
just wanted to share this because it's funny ppp while
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00:32:55.039 --> 00:33:00.369
on vacation he says total casino victory total jer l
622
00:33:00.529 --> 00:33:05.390
and destruction mel quits jer is all alone he's daddyless
623
00:33:05.650 --> 00:33:11.839
he's co-hostless Yes! And a sweet victory performance from Spongebob,
624
00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:16.259
which I can't play because it's copyrighted, but still. It's
625
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:19.640
good to see that, like, it's almost like they prophesied
626
00:33:19.700 --> 00:33:23.990
that all of this would happen. They basically predicted he's
627
00:33:24.009 --> 00:33:26.009
going to lose all his co-hosts, he's going to lose
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00:33:26.049 --> 00:33:29.529
his audience, he's going to lose all respect of anybody
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00:33:29.569 --> 00:33:33.980
that once had any respect for him. PPP also said,
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00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:42.910
Mel resigned from the Jer Show and politics completely. Suffer, Mel.
631
00:33:45.009 --> 00:33:50.039
And then let's share this as well from PPP. While
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00:33:50.059 --> 00:33:53.720
on vacation, Mel and Jer, despite our absence, are still
633
00:33:53.740 --> 00:33:56.940
in terminal locale spiral and are crumbling under the weight
634
00:33:56.960 --> 00:34:00.460
of the detractor cottage industry they created through their own
635
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:05.859
failures and stupidity. This will continue snowballing and getting worse
636
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:09.000
and worse no matter what we do. They are in
637
00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:12.900
a prison of their own creation and suffering every day.
638
00:34:13.780 --> 00:34:19.380
We warned them. At this point, the damage is irreversible. Wow.
639
00:34:21.909 --> 00:34:24.230
Vanguard says this is only the beginning. Mark my words,
640
00:34:24.269 --> 00:34:27.949
his decline is only accelerating. What do we think? Is
641
00:34:28.030 --> 00:34:30.280
PPP right? Is it going to get worse for Jared
642
00:34:30.300 --> 00:34:32.000
from here? I think it is. I think it's going
643
00:34:32.019 --> 00:34:32.840
to get much worse.
644
00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:35.000
I think it's going to get a lot worse for him.
645
00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:38.199
And his griftiness is going to get worse too, right?
646
00:34:38.260 --> 00:34:40.550
He's going to start running major scams to try to
647
00:34:40.590 --> 00:34:44.210
generate some money. But now he's got so much scrutiny
648
00:34:44.289 --> 00:34:46.130
on him that it's going to be tough to grift
649
00:34:46.170 --> 00:34:47.909
and scam, right? I would think.
650
00:34:48.590 --> 00:34:51.389
I would think so, but I believe he will reach
651
00:34:51.530 --> 00:34:53.949
dark side fill levels of That's.
652
00:34:53.829 --> 00:34:56.889
Why I think they're going to collab. They're going to
653
00:34:57.510 --> 00:35:02.170
come together. Make like a retarded version of Voltron.
654
00:35:02.190 --> 00:35:07.280
Who's going to form the head?
655
00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:09.539
Take their final form.
656
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:17.050
They're both going to be just feet. Just gout-ridden robots.
657
00:35:18.949 --> 00:35:21.030
The entire robot is just two feet.
658
00:35:24.269 --> 00:35:26.159
Let's see what Jer has to say.
659
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:28.760
That's really not what we're saying.
660
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:33.800
By the way, Hassan gets asked a single question and
661
00:35:33.860 --> 00:35:38.250
proves he's full of nonsense in the same interview. All these, like,
662
00:35:39.670 --> 00:35:46.550
Twitch debaters, Twitch political guys, Hassan, Destiny, they need their
663
00:35:46.590 --> 00:35:50.260
discords to constantly be feeding them information because they don't
664
00:35:50.340 --> 00:35:51.280
actually know anything.
665
00:35:53.380 --> 00:35:56.320
Says the guy who gets all of his news feeds
666
00:35:56.420 --> 00:35:59.019
and shit from his own discord, right?
667
00:35:59.619 --> 00:36:03.780
And reads, you know, McDonald's advertisements right there on screen,
668
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:07.789
just word for word, just... not even being able to paraphrase,
669
00:36:07.829 --> 00:36:10.510
just reading it right there. Yeah, that's ridiculous.
670
00:36:10.530 --> 00:36:13.840
It just makes you wonder if his audience is geriatric.
671
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:16.219
Maybe.
672
00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:18.300
I gotta read the stories for you.
673
00:36:18.659 --> 00:36:20.059
Like, you can't read for yourself.
674
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:21.219
Yeah.
675
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:25.820
Well, he's definitely going for the older audience. You know, like, oh,
676
00:36:25.900 --> 00:36:29.659
these fucking these woke people and this trans stuff. It's
677
00:36:30.489 --> 00:36:31.369
just too much.
678
00:36:31.429 --> 00:36:34.809
Talk hard politics. I'm not an expert in it. I'm
679
00:36:34.829 --> 00:36:35.809
an expert at people.
680
00:36:36.349 --> 00:36:38.530
He's not an expert at politics. Remember when he couldn't
681
00:36:38.570 --> 00:36:43.920
find Iran on the map? I thought that was so funny. Like,
682
00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:46.360
wait a minute, you're a political commentator and you can't
683
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.820
find the country of Iran on a map of the
684
00:36:48.860 --> 00:36:49.519
Middle East?
685
00:36:52.820 --> 00:36:57.380
Grifters. Scumbags. I've spent an entire career covering them.
686
00:36:58.119 --> 00:36:58.800
But again.
687
00:36:58.820 --> 00:37:05.139
Yeah, he's talking about covering grifters and scumbags? Aren't you
688
00:37:05.179 --> 00:37:08.909
the guy that scammed your audience for $ 80, 000 to buy
689
00:37:08.929 --> 00:37:11.449
a K-Cup machine that you never bought and all this
690
00:37:11.489 --> 00:37:14.510
other equipment? Aren't you the guy that scammed your audience
691
00:37:15.510 --> 00:37:18.769
for them to pay your travel expenses to that political
692
00:37:19.269 --> 00:37:23.469
bullshit event you went to? He is such a scammer.
693
00:37:23.530 --> 00:37:28.489
Hassan's political knowledge is, at most, superficial. A position that actually,
694
00:37:28.570 --> 00:37:30.750
I believe, I was looking at the polls all the
695
00:37:30.789 --> 00:37:38.800
way back in 2001, had 60... It.
696
00:37:36.460 --> 00:37:41.000
Picked up on the video's voice, I think, and gerified it, too.
697
00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:43.019
Oh, okay.
698
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:48.039
That's what happened. Okay. Shitty editing on H-Bomb. That's what
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00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:48.480
I said.
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00:37:48.500 --> 00:37:51.889
I was speed editing. Yeah.
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00:37:52.050 --> 00:37:57.250
I don't understand. H-Bomb knew all weekend that he had
702
00:37:57.289 --> 00:37:59.829
to do this on Tuesday, and he waited until 5.30
703
00:37:59.829 --> 00:38:04.550
to make some clips for us, right? Lazy all around H-bomb.
704
00:38:05.150 --> 00:38:08.130
It was more like $ 5.
705
00:38:05.690 --> 00:38:06.909
50.
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00:38:06.909 --> 00:38:09.909
Was it your disability that prevented you from actually doing
707
00:38:09.989 --> 00:38:10.849
any work today?
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00:38:10.869 --> 00:38:14.820
No, it was my in real life job that did it.
709
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:15.079
Okay.
710
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:16.199
All right. Well, that's fair.
711
00:38:16.219 --> 00:38:18.280
My steady paycheck.
712
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:22.920
Your steady paycheck. So I don't know what else to
713
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:26.719
say about the quartering. Like what? let's get everybody's prediction
714
00:38:26.940 --> 00:38:30.440
of what's going to happen. I think somebody said earlier,
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00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:33.079
he's going to start begging like a crackhead and he's
716
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:36.429
going to start scamming harder. That's what I see. And
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00:38:36.489 --> 00:38:38.269
I think he is going to bring in some new
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00:38:38.309 --> 00:38:41.869
co-hosts because he's just so talentless. He needs somebody to
719
00:38:41.909 --> 00:38:43.150
talk to on his show.
720
00:38:43.449 --> 00:38:46.309
He's already said it. He's already said it that, you know,
721
00:38:46.349 --> 00:38:49.210
the co-host position is now open. So now he's going
722
00:38:49.230 --> 00:38:50.610
to be searching hard.
723
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:52.579
Did you guys send him an email?
724
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:53.579
That'd be awesome.
725
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:56.719
Make me a co-host. I'll just yell at him through
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00:38:56.739 --> 00:39:01.130
the whole fucking stream. Stop chilling the coffee, you asshole!
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00:39:01.170 --> 00:39:05.210
People are sick of this shit! Right? That'd be funny.
728
00:39:08.349 --> 00:39:14.150
I'll take a moment to thank Phil's Lesbian Arms Reel.
729
00:39:14.710 --> 00:39:15.730
What a user ID.
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00:39:15.769 --> 00:39:18.699
Degenerates.
731
00:39:18.780 --> 00:39:24.360
Just total degenerates in our kickline chat. Phil's Lesbian... Phil's
732
00:39:24.460 --> 00:39:27.300
lesbian arm's real. I guess it's because he has floppy arms.
733
00:39:27.869 --> 00:39:29.590
Just had 10 kicks and 10 kicks and 10 kicks.
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00:39:30.010 --> 00:39:34.119
kicks and 10 kicks and 10 kicks. So, well, we
735
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:36.599
thank you for your kindness, generosity, and support. Let's get
736
00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:41.260
some subs over there, gifted subs. I miss the kick paycheck.
737
00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:44.380
It used to be nice, but the kick brokies have
738
00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:48.079
been too broke lately, so just making me be too
739
00:39:48.099 --> 00:39:51.920
broke lately. I don't know what's going on. We'll start
740
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.639
with the H-bomb. Give your predictions for the next couple
741
00:39:55.659 --> 00:39:58.079
of months. What is going to happen with the quartering?
742
00:39:59.070 --> 00:40:02.530
So I'm kind of with the UIS on this because
743
00:40:02.969 --> 00:40:07.610
the quartering did interview Bill at one point. So I
744
00:40:07.670 --> 00:40:13.500
think maybe they will collab at some point. And maybe
745
00:40:13.539 --> 00:40:16.360
he might try to get a co-host position. But the
746
00:40:16.420 --> 00:40:19.610
quartering did say that it needs to be female, but
747
00:40:21.090 --> 00:40:22.530
you know, so we'll have to see, but I do
748
00:40:22.570 --> 00:40:24.550
believe that he's going to be starting to grift hard
749
00:40:25.030 --> 00:40:28.909
and he's going to reach Bill level, Bill level begging.
750
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:31.909
And, and maybe Phil can just dress up, you know,
751
00:40:31.929 --> 00:40:34.519
like Andy Borski with the fake tits and just pretend
752
00:40:34.539 --> 00:40:38.420
he's a woman to make the quartering feel like better
753
00:40:38.500 --> 00:40:39.880
about him being a co-host.
754
00:40:39.980 --> 00:40:41.519
Maybe, you know, I.
755
00:40:41.539 --> 00:40:45.800
Asked predictions for the quarterings near future next three months.
756
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:49.800
I think I'm going to steal from trolly troll troll
757
00:40:50.659 --> 00:40:56.420
about Jeremy wearing depends like DSP. I think soon he's
758
00:40:56.460 --> 00:40:59.860
going to start wearing depends on screen. So you'll see
759
00:40:59.900 --> 00:41:01.699
him stand up and it'll be sort of saggy in
760
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:08.579
the back. I mean, he shits himself already. So why
761
00:41:08.619 --> 00:41:09.829
not just roll with it?
762
00:41:09.980 --> 00:41:13.869
You know, that poor leading to the trope yeah the
763
00:41:13.929 --> 00:41:16.989
poor if you imagine like your life already sucks and
764
00:41:17.010 --> 00:41:20.369
you're working at uh and you're working at walmart and
765
00:41:20.389 --> 00:41:24.030
then the quartering comes in and shits all over walmart.
766
00:41:23.630 --> 00:41:28.489
And for minimum wage you have to clean up the
767
00:41:28.550 --> 00:41:34.409
quarterings dump mess right what a fucking life man what
768
00:41:34.429 --> 00:41:36.510
a life right yeah.
769
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:39.969
But so i i really think that uh Like everybody's saying,
770
00:41:40.010 --> 00:41:42.050
he's going to start grifting more and more and more.
771
00:41:42.820 --> 00:41:45.900
But will he be like DSP? Only certain people can
772
00:41:45.940 --> 00:41:50.940
just be that. I don't even know how to describe
773
00:41:51.059 --> 00:41:55.619
how DSP is with his grifting, with his begging and
774
00:41:55.800 --> 00:42:00.989
demanding money. And I haven't really necessarily seen Jeremy demand
775
00:42:01.090 --> 00:42:04.590
money from people yet. Maybe it's going to come to that.
776
00:42:04.610 --> 00:42:06.170
I guess we're just going to see.
777
00:42:07.460 --> 00:42:11.199
I guess so. Yeah. And, uh, Tyler Liger, what is
778
00:42:11.219 --> 00:42:14.619
your prediction for the next few months for Jeremy?
779
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:15.659
Oh man.
780
00:42:15.699 --> 00:42:18.699
He'll probably find like a girl that's like just dumb
781
00:42:18.739 --> 00:42:21.889
enough to go on with him. Um, that's the, that's
782
00:42:21.909 --> 00:42:26.929
the optimistic like outlook. The second one is, I mean, I,
783
00:42:27.030 --> 00:42:30.530
I would subscribe to the, the, the dark side, Phil quartering, uh,
784
00:42:31.530 --> 00:42:34.260
you know, big shakedown and include Ethan Ralph in it
785
00:42:34.300 --> 00:42:37.599
and just, you know, make a, you know, an anti-detractor league,
786
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:38.260
I suppose.
787
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:38.800
Oh yeah.
788
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:40.679
Oh, that'd be terrible.
789
00:42:40.739 --> 00:42:44.119
But, um, but I, I mean, to.
790
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:48.139
Bounce onto that, I also want to say like, I
791
00:42:48.190 --> 00:42:49.809
do feel like the grifting is going to get worse.
792
00:42:50.469 --> 00:42:51.170
I don't know.
793
00:42:51.190 --> 00:42:55.389
It'll probably be somewhere between dark side, Phil grit, like
794
00:42:55.409 --> 00:42:56.329
e-begging or.
795
00:42:57.489 --> 00:43:00.949
Like, uh, Or Robbie Taggart levels.
796
00:43:01.030 --> 00:43:02.110
And that's a deep cut.
797
00:43:02.730 --> 00:43:09.260
Robbie Taggart will demand donations from his mods. Just to
798
00:43:09.380 --> 00:43:11.800
be able to have a hotel room and then smoke
799
00:43:11.840 --> 00:43:15.000
and crash out inside of it. But no, I don't
800
00:43:15.019 --> 00:43:19.530
think he'll ever get that bad. But he'll start doing
801
00:43:19.550 --> 00:43:21.829
more scams. Like the poker game.
802
00:43:22.329 --> 00:43:23.570
He was like, oh, we're going.
803
00:43:23.489 --> 00:43:25.289
To do this one. Yeah.
804
00:43:25.789 --> 00:43:29.650
He's sending out emails begging and demanding that people sign
805
00:43:29.690 --> 00:43:30.869
up for the poker tournament.
806
00:43:31.829 --> 00:43:33.050
Like an email blast.
807
00:43:33.110 --> 00:43:34.070
Oh, my gosh.
808
00:43:34.090 --> 00:43:37.409
That'd be terrible. Somebody needs to get a hold of that. Luther,
809
00:43:37.530 --> 00:43:38.170
we're looking at you.
810
00:43:41.969 --> 00:43:44.349
Well, I guess there's not much more to say about
811
00:43:44.369 --> 00:43:47.010
the quartering. I mean, there is, but there isn't. I
812
00:43:47.050 --> 00:43:49.849
don't really have much more material to share. I think
813
00:43:49.909 --> 00:43:53.010
it's enough that Melanie Mack is abandoning him in his
814
00:43:53.110 --> 00:43:53.780
time of need.
815
00:43:54.429 --> 00:43:56.989
When did that happen? Was that today or yesterday?
816
00:43:57.329 --> 00:44:00.530
No, it's basically today. It was today. And, you know,
817
00:44:01.150 --> 00:44:03.349
not for nothing, but she talks about what a great
818
00:44:03.429 --> 00:44:06.989
friend the quartering is to her. Isn't that when you
819
00:44:07.050 --> 00:44:09.440
stand by your friends the most when they're having a
820
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:13.900
terrible time in life? And by all accounts, he's having
821
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:15.260
a terrible time in life.
822
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:18.090
I think that's just what you say when you want
823
00:44:18.110 --> 00:44:21.210
to keep your options open to go back and not
824
00:44:21.269 --> 00:44:22.030
burn your bridges.
825
00:44:24.090 --> 00:44:27.940
Maybe maybe i think that you're absolutely right the uis
826
00:44:28.099 --> 00:44:31.360
i think she's gonna go try something new it's gonna
827
00:44:31.420 --> 00:44:34.980
fail miserably and she needs to have access to that
828
00:44:35.099 --> 00:44:39.670
pool of incel losers that watch the quartering that will
829
00:44:39.710 --> 00:44:42.969
give her money yeah without that she's kind of uh
830
00:44:43.170 --> 00:44:45.269
you know i don't even know what her husband does
831
00:44:45.289 --> 00:44:50.630
i think he works at a flower shop or something right.
832
00:44:51.329 --> 00:44:53.769
You can already tell that he's starting to lose his hair, too,
833
00:44:53.809 --> 00:44:58.110
up top of his head. I think H-Bomb and I
834
00:44:58.190 --> 00:44:59.429
noticed that the other day. I was like, man.
835
00:45:00.179 --> 00:45:03.460
I think he uses a filter on him to put
836
00:45:03.480 --> 00:45:06.420
the hair back on his head when she posts pictures
837
00:45:06.440 --> 00:45:10.590
of him. Just let him be bald, honey. I don't
838
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:17.389
get it, right? And Arlene is sharing Tyler Liger's... channel
839
00:45:17.429 --> 00:45:19.409
you should go over there and subscribe and arlene if
840
00:45:19.449 --> 00:45:23.480
you can also share the uis and h bombs channel
841
00:45:23.619 --> 00:45:25.239
in the live chat and i will add it to
842
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:28.860
the description just terribly rough day today didn't get too
843
00:45:28.900 --> 00:45:32.000
much of a trolly troll troll the tax evasion is
844
00:45:32.059 --> 00:45:35.639
expiring october 15th maybe that's why.
845
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:39.760
Dsp yeah oh yeah that that that right there that's
846
00:45:39.780 --> 00:45:42.480
why it's gone up oh.
847
00:45:42.969 --> 00:45:46.380
It's expiring October 15th. That's why DSPA has become way
848
00:45:46.489 --> 00:45:49.519
more demanding and has set his goals to 250 now. Well,
849
00:45:49.539 --> 00:45:52.920
thank you for that. I wasn't aware. He changed his goals.
850
00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:58.059
To 250 now? I don't know if he's actually said 250,
851
00:45:58.059 --> 00:46:01.139
but it's seeming more and more like that. He had
852
00:46:01.179 --> 00:46:03.159
a few good days, and now all of a sudden
853
00:46:03.219 --> 00:46:04.760
that's what he wants it to become.
854
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:07.980
I think he pulled the David Wilcock. For those unaware,
855
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.579
David Wilcock would make millions of dollars, and he would
856
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:14.210
just spend it. he wouldn't set aside any money for taxes.
857
00:46:14.429 --> 00:46:17.300
And then when the taxes became due, then he would
858
00:46:17.539 --> 00:46:20.039
scam his audience to get the money for the taxes.
859
00:46:21.460 --> 00:46:24.119
And this would not be the first time that DSP
860
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:26.469
did not set aside the money for taxes and then
861
00:46:26.530 --> 00:46:28.110
scammed his audience for the taxes.
862
00:46:28.130 --> 00:46:31.829
Absolutely. I really, really need that money, guys. I really do.
863
00:46:31.849 --> 00:46:38.769
I love that. Crooked Mojo just sent 500 kicks. And says,
864
00:46:38.849 --> 00:46:41.909
love the H-bomb clips. Well, thank you for that. Just
865
00:46:41.949 --> 00:46:43.829
don't ask him to help you build a cabin, or
866
00:46:43.849 --> 00:46:51.130
you'll be very fucking disappointed. Totally disappointed. You know, I'll
867
00:46:51.570 --> 00:46:53.550
stop busting his balls, but I just want to say,
868
00:46:53.570 --> 00:46:55.639
in my defense, he was telling me he was going
869
00:46:55.659 --> 00:46:58.579
to come and help me for like a year. You know?
870
00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:02.699
So I expected something. I expected big things out of him.
871
00:47:04.019 --> 00:47:07.780
He talks a good game, right? I guess we'll get
872
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:09.960
to the DSP clips, and I apologize.
873
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:10.840
Shut up.
874
00:47:11.539 --> 00:47:21.329
The multitude of things... Yeah, that's half the battle. Knowing
875
00:47:21.389 --> 00:47:23.550
that he's not going to do shit is half the battle.
876
00:47:23.570 --> 00:47:24.570
Right?
877
00:47:25.289 --> 00:47:28.079
And I apologize. I don't know what clip is what,
878
00:47:28.159 --> 00:47:32.920
because 4K downloader stopped working. For those unaware, 4K downloader
879
00:47:32.940 --> 00:47:38.380
is the best video downloader for the internet, but platforms
880
00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:41.519
change their API so routinely just breaks for a day
881
00:47:41.659 --> 00:47:43.420
and then they figure it out and do an update
882
00:47:43.460 --> 00:47:46.110
but I had to do this one with online ones
883
00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:49.889
and so I apologize we'll figure it out when we
884
00:47:49.929 --> 00:47:51.530
go what clip is what.
885
00:47:51.690 --> 00:47:54.010
So Wolverine the first two and a half to three hours.
886
00:47:53.909 --> 00:47:58.150
Oh this is him crashing out over the Wolverine did
887
00:47:58.190 --> 00:48:01.969
everybody see that he died in 30 seconds on the
888
00:48:01.989 --> 00:48:05.929
tutorial of the easiest AAA game in years and years
889
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:08.420
That's made for 10 year olds. Yeah.
890
00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:10.239
Decides to just go off to the, try to get it,
891
00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:12.260
get around the gunfire. I'm going to go in the
892
00:48:12.300 --> 00:48:13.309
woods and go that way.
893
00:48:13.469 --> 00:48:13.650
Yeah.
894
00:48:13.829 --> 00:48:14.650
And just go.
895
00:48:14.570 --> 00:48:15.530
Straight forward sire.
896
00:48:15.650 --> 00:48:20.250
Like just, just so that we could, uh, just so
897
00:48:20.269 --> 00:48:22.369
that we can kind of understand my son is 10
898
00:48:22.369 --> 00:48:24.590
years old and he beat the game in nine or
899
00:48:24.590 --> 00:48:29.590
10 hours with no, he, he didn't cheat. He didn't
900
00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:33.360
go on YouTube looking for, you know, you know, clues
901
00:48:33.420 --> 00:48:36.960
or anything. Nine or ten hours, he beat the whole game.
902
00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:42.800
And he did not die on the tutorial like Darkseid Phil. So, essentially,
903
00:48:42.860 --> 00:48:44.929
I just want to display that Darkseid Phil is worse
904
00:48:44.969 --> 00:48:46.909
than a ten-year-old boy at playing games.
905
00:48:49.889 --> 00:48:53.670
It's fine. Let's put it that way. There's high points
906
00:48:53.710 --> 00:48:57.079
and low points. The high points are the production values...
907
00:48:57.050 --> 00:49:01.269
the story and the graphics so far are not bad,
908
00:49:01.670 --> 00:49:03.949
but we're not that far in yet. Maybe it will
909
00:49:03.989 --> 00:49:07.039
fall apart as we continue. Story so far is kind
910
00:49:07.059 --> 00:49:08.840
of interesting and the graphics are great.
911
00:49:09.380 --> 00:49:09.940
Gameplay.
912
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:12.920
Well, it's a lot of repetitive combat.
913
00:49:13.239 --> 00:49:13.480
Yes.
914
00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:15.989
As we play, they're adding more elements to said combat.
915
00:49:16.269 --> 00:49:19.389
So since they keep adding a new move, a new combo,
916
00:49:19.510 --> 00:49:21.739
it seems more interesting. Maybe we will again hit a
917
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:23.570
wall where it won't be as interesting later on in
918
00:49:23.590 --> 00:49:26.869
the game. But for now.
919
00:49:27.340 --> 00:49:29.480
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Phil hit a wall when he
920
00:49:29.500 --> 00:49:31.420
was driving the motorcycle as Wolverine.
921
00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:34.019
Feeling like a Wolverine game, if that makes sense. The
922
00:49:34.039 --> 00:49:36.820
traversal is interesting. It's not that bad. There's multiple ways
923
00:49:36.860 --> 00:49:38.929
to do things. But it's kind of weird. It doesn't
924
00:49:38.949 --> 00:49:41.210
really matter. Like, for example, let's say you're going through
925
00:49:41.230 --> 00:49:42.789
a stage. You could go up this side or you
926
00:49:42.809 --> 00:49:44.929
could go under here. It doesn't really matter which way
927
00:49:44.969 --> 00:49:46.130
you go. Each way you're going to end up at
928
00:49:46.150 --> 00:49:49.489
the same place anyway. You know, there's a few optional
929
00:49:49.550 --> 00:49:52.429
items to find in the environments, but not a ton. So,
930
00:49:52.570 --> 00:49:55.159
so far, it's like, okay. I would say it's not terrible,
931
00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:58.969
but it's also not great. It's kind of, oh, all right. But,
932
00:49:59.469 --> 00:50:01.309
you know, comparing this to, say, a Spider-Man game where
933
00:50:01.329 --> 00:50:03.429
in the first hour you're fully web singing through New
934
00:50:03.449 --> 00:50:05.380
York City and the graphics are outstanding. And you know
935
00:50:05.389 --> 00:50:07.880
what I mean? It's a different vibe. It doesn't feel
936
00:50:07.900 --> 00:50:10.800
like that at all. It's a more smaller scale adventure,
937
00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:13.500
if that makes sense. Maybe that's what a lot of
938
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:15.800
people just have problems with is they're looking for it
939
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:18.829
to be Spider-Man again. And it's not a Spider-Man game. OK,
940
00:50:18.869 --> 00:50:19.269
it doesn't mean.
941
00:50:19.309 --> 00:50:20.269
Yeah, great.
942
00:50:20.289 --> 00:50:23.510
What a great take, right? Yeah, guys, listen, a Wolverine
943
00:50:23.570 --> 00:50:25.429
game is not a Spider-Man game.
944
00:50:26.909 --> 00:50:29.369
What a great take. It's a pretty ingenious take.
945
00:50:29.489 --> 00:50:29.809
It is.
946
00:50:29.849 --> 00:50:34.590
He's a little retarded. By the way, H-Bomb, I was
947
00:50:34.630 --> 00:50:37.489
going to try to film H-Bomb doing nothing at the cabin,
948
00:50:37.530 --> 00:50:40.380
but he got very upset because, you know, he has
949
00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:44.719
to protect his fucking fake secret identity and everything, right?
950
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:46.659
The game is good or bad, it just means it's not.
951
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:47.400
Very true, I do.
952
00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:50.389
Man, and when you go into it, after having played
953
00:50:50.429 --> 00:50:54.150
three Spider-Man games from Insomniac, that could be the problem, okay?
954
00:50:54.409 --> 00:50:57.010
Yeah, he pulled in with this really manly car, and
955
00:50:57.110 --> 00:51:01.150
I was impressed until he couldn't actually do anything manly.
956
00:51:01.429 --> 00:51:05.170
Why did Wolverine bite Omega Red's tentacles, their metal? Honestly,
957
00:51:05.250 --> 00:51:07.349
it might have been fan service, because I remember particularly
958
00:51:07.389 --> 00:51:10.489
a comic book where he does that. I totally remember that.
959
00:51:10.809 --> 00:51:12.949
I remember a comic where he's like desperation, and he
960
00:51:12.969 --> 00:51:15.250
ends up biting the tentacles or whatever. So it could
961
00:51:15.269 --> 00:51:16.750
have just been fan service to people who used to
962
00:51:16.769 --> 00:51:17.880
read the comics back in the day.
963
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:19.050
I don't know.
964
00:51:19.409 --> 00:51:20.360
You'd have to ask the game dad.
965
00:51:23.659 --> 00:51:24.599
I'm just waiting for the snort.
966
00:51:24.619 --> 00:51:26.139
The snort and the crash.
967
00:51:26.260 --> 00:51:27.719
I don't know yet because here's the thing. People who
968
00:51:27.780 --> 00:51:30.739
reviewed the game reviewed the whole game. They didn't review
969
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:32.000
the first two and a half to three hours of
970
00:51:32.019 --> 00:51:34.599
the game. They reviewed the game. I've played the first
971
00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:35.579
two and a half to three hours.
972
00:51:36.539 --> 00:51:40.119
A full day. He only made it two hours into
973
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:42.849
the game. Like. like I said, 10 year olds are
974
00:51:42.869 --> 00:51:45.170
beating this game in, in eight to 10 hours.
975
00:51:45.349 --> 00:51:47.349
I just gave you my opinion on it. It's not great.
976
00:51:47.429 --> 00:51:49.510
It's not terrible. It's kind of in the middle. It
977
00:51:49.650 --> 00:51:52.610
could be good. It could end up bad. You know,
978
00:51:52.630 --> 00:51:54.670
we have to see how it, how it, you know, advances.
979
00:51:54.710 --> 00:51:56.570
If the plot ends up being riveting, if the graphics
980
00:51:56.590 --> 00:51:58.280
stay at the level they're at, and if the combat
981
00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:00.050
evolves over time, it's probably a good game.
982
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:02.420
Be careful on that fence right there. You're going to
983
00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:02.960
fall off.
984
00:52:04.280 --> 00:52:05.880
I was just going to say that.
985
00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:10.809
You know what it is? Like, He wants everybody to
986
00:52:10.869 --> 00:52:13.130
be on his side. Like, the people that hate the
987
00:52:13.150 --> 00:52:16.489
game are going to be, like, on his side because
988
00:52:16.510 --> 00:52:20.590
he's being critical, but, yeah, fence-sitting. And the people that
989
00:52:20.630 --> 00:52:22.349
like the game are going to have no problem with
990
00:52:22.389 --> 00:52:24.610
what he's saying here. So he doesn't want to offend
991
00:52:24.809 --> 00:52:28.780
either the haters or the lovers of this game. Typical
992
00:52:28.860 --> 00:52:29.420
Phil take.
993
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:32.739
I watched him play Halloween the other day, and I
994
00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:36.860
just remember my fucking kids, when they were small, playing
995
00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:38.889
video games, and I'm like, just like, Give me the
996
00:52:38.909 --> 00:52:41.170
goddamn controller. Let me do it. It was just so
997
00:52:41.250 --> 00:52:44.449
frustrating watching him fumble around in that Halloween game.
998
00:52:45.449 --> 00:52:49.510
Yeah. I guess the audience wasn't telling him what to
999
00:52:49.550 --> 00:52:51.110
do and helping him enough.
1000
00:52:51.150 --> 00:52:51.829
Hand-holding him.
1001
00:52:51.869 --> 00:52:52.889
Yeah.
1002
00:52:53.030 --> 00:52:55.710
On his face. If the graphics cave halfway through the game,
1003
00:52:56.130 --> 00:52:57.889
then it could be terrible. So we have to see.
1004
00:52:57.909 --> 00:53:02.010
I am keeping in mind this is a full-price $ 70 game.
1005
00:53:02.050 --> 00:53:03.960
I have to keep thinking that in my head. This
1006
00:53:04.019 --> 00:53:05.719
is not one of these cheaper games that I've been
1007
00:53:05.739 --> 00:53:08.199
playing on PC recently that's like $ 20, $ 30, $ 40. This
1008
00:53:08.920 --> 00:53:11.739
is a $ 70 full-fledged AAA release, and I have to
1009
00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:15.099
remember that when I think about my actual review. Yes,
1010
00:53:15.420 --> 00:53:18.480
you functional retard who's talking about livestream fails.
1011
00:53:19.070 --> 00:53:19.909
You're retarded.
1012
00:53:19.969 --> 00:53:25.710
There it is. There it is. There it is. There's
1013
00:53:25.730 --> 00:53:27.389
the mask off film.
1014
00:53:27.449 --> 00:53:29.489
Walk too far in one direction, the game will kill
1015
00:53:29.530 --> 00:53:31.909
you or bring you back into line because everyone said
1016
00:53:31.929 --> 00:53:34.179
the game was so linear. So the first thing I
1017
00:53:34.219 --> 00:53:36.380
did was go off the path to see what would happen,
1018
00:53:36.449 --> 00:53:38.469
and it kills you. So now they're putting on live
1019
00:53:38.489 --> 00:53:40.309
stream fails. Phil's so bad he died in the first
1020
00:53:40.349 --> 00:53:43.250
five seconds. No, you fucking retards. I did it on purpose.
1021
00:53:43.829 --> 00:53:46.559
You got to watch the stream. I'm testing the boundaries
1022
00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:46.920
of the map.
1023
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:47.480
I also then.
1024
00:53:47.980 --> 00:53:50.460
I meant to do that, guys.
1025
00:53:50.500 --> 00:53:52.079
There's no way he did that on purpose.
1026
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:53.639
There's no way he did it on purpose.
1027
00:53:53.699 --> 00:53:54.300
There's no way.
1028
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:54.860
No way.
1029
00:53:55.329 --> 00:53:56.989
Go right to see what's over there, and there's a
1030
00:53:57.050 --> 00:53:59.469
wall that you can't climb. So if you go left,
1031
00:53:59.510 --> 00:54:01.809
the game instantly kills you. If you go right, there's
1032
00:54:01.829 --> 00:54:03.909
a wall. You have to go straight. That's what I
1033
00:54:03.909 --> 00:54:05.679
was trying to figure out. But you would know that
1034
00:54:05.739 --> 00:54:08.860
if you had a fucking brain. You don't. So fuck off.
1035
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:12.800
He's really not happy.
1036
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:14.820
Then he feels really good about himself afterwards.
1037
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:18.320
Oh, my Lord. Yeah, look at him.
1038
00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:21.570
He's looking like, I told him, didn't I?
1039
00:54:21.690 --> 00:54:22.090
Right?
1040
00:54:22.550 --> 00:54:25.980
I called him retarded. Says the retarded guy who died
1041
00:54:25.980 --> 00:54:31.130
10 seconds into the easiest AAA game in five years, right?
1042
00:54:31.150 --> 00:54:32.969
He's so proud of himself.
1043
00:54:33.170 --> 00:54:35.340
No one on the stream questioned it.
1044
00:54:36.289 --> 00:54:39.630
Those AI images that he's been posting lately, I've been
1045
00:54:39.670 --> 00:54:42.050
seeing a lot of those on Twitter. They're really bad.
1046
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:45.110
I've been sending one to Tyler.
1047
00:54:45.469 --> 00:54:47.250
Did you send me one? Is that really?
1048
00:54:47.329 --> 00:54:48.190
He posted that?
1049
00:54:48.469 --> 00:54:49.909
Oh my god.
1050
00:54:49.969 --> 00:54:52.730
Is it the one with six fingers?
1051
00:54:53.369 --> 00:54:54.989
Yes, that was the most recent one.
1052
00:54:55.110 --> 00:54:56.110
Jesus Christ.
1053
00:54:56.469 --> 00:54:57.340
They saw what I was doing.
1054
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:02.440
But livestream fails is a bunch of fucking retards. Literal, brainless,
1055
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:05.760
drop-jeweling idiots who sit there and watch stuff out of
1056
00:55:05.780 --> 00:55:06.619
context and go.
1057
00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:13.000
They don't need to exist. These people are fucking worthless. Okay?
1058
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:15.300
Go over there and do us all a favor. Keep
1059
00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:17.219
watching it on loop until your brain melts out of
1060
00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:18.539
your fucking ear, and then we don't have to deal
1061
00:55:18.559 --> 00:55:19.079
with you anymore.
1062
00:55:20.530 --> 00:55:26.170
This is mask-off film. This is film with the mask
1063
00:55:26.230 --> 00:55:27.510
completely off, man.
1064
00:55:27.889 --> 00:55:29.789
Thanks. It's just insane.
1065
00:55:30.010 --> 00:55:31.500
Like, it doesn't matter what I did. If I had
1066
00:55:31.579 --> 00:55:35.340
played it totally pro and just... didn't test the boundaries
1067
00:55:35.360 --> 00:55:36.960
of the game and just tried to master it and
1068
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:38.739
get right through it, that also would have been clipped
1069
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:39.619
for livestream fail.
1070
00:55:39.739 --> 00:55:40.739
Total pro.
1071
00:55:41.300 --> 00:55:48.769
That's all I can taste is salt. Do you think
1072
00:55:48.789 --> 00:55:50.610
that's what he says when he eats some pussy?
1073
00:55:51.210 --> 00:55:51.809
All I can.
1074
00:55:51.690 --> 00:55:52.610
Taste is salt.
1075
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:57.019
I don't think he's eating.
1076
00:55:56.760 --> 00:55:58.000
That, Steve. I really don't.
1077
00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:02.650
Yeah, he's more of a dick guy, I think.
1078
00:56:03.510 --> 00:56:07.170
Complete idiot. Oh, by the way, there was an earlier
1079
00:56:07.230 --> 00:56:08.889
tip I got. I want to shout this out because
1080
00:56:08.929 --> 00:56:10.739
it came in after my stream had ended.
1081
00:56:11.139 --> 00:56:12.159
And this is also, get this.
1082
00:56:13.010 --> 00:56:14.679
Anonymous tip. Yeah.
1083
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:17.400
Also an out of context clip that everyone has referenced
1084
00:56:17.420 --> 00:56:20.860
over the years. Listen to this. Someone took me $ 2. 50 earlier.
1085
00:56:21.019 --> 00:56:21.280
Yes.
1086
00:56:21.559 --> 00:56:24.679
Someone tipped him to help defend his reputation.
1087
00:56:24.739 --> 00:56:26.199
Right. Really?
1088
00:56:26.619 --> 00:56:26.960
Really?
1089
00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:27.380
Yeah.
1090
00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:27.940
Right.
1091
00:56:28.300 --> 00:56:28.719
Okay.
1092
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.219
This is a fake tip and this is a fake message.
1093
00:56:31.239 --> 00:56:33.579
It's just something that he wants people to believe that
1094
00:56:33.619 --> 00:56:34.599
people think about him.
1095
00:56:34.659 --> 00:56:39.809
It's anonymous, but here's what they said. Okay. Ready for this?
1096
00:56:42.820 --> 00:56:45.739
Yeah, get it from Notepad. We know you wrote it earlier, right?
1097
00:56:45.949 --> 00:56:48.650
In the Sony video where the dev is watching your
1098
00:56:49.230 --> 00:56:53.710
playthrough of God of War 2018, the dev says you
1099
00:56:53.750 --> 00:56:57.849
returned to the starting area and you recognized mechanics to
1100
00:56:57.909 --> 00:57:01.130
encourage you to explore the game more. He's literally saying
1101
00:57:01.190 --> 00:57:04.489
games should do the opposite of having yellow paint. Therefore,
1102
00:57:04.969 --> 00:57:07.199
the DSP detractors have to take an L. What they've
1103
00:57:07.219 --> 00:57:09.719
been saying all these years is completely false. They're just
1104
00:57:09.780 --> 00:57:11.260
stupid and don't understand the clip.
1105
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:15.659
Yeah, the detractors have to take an L. You're saying
1106
00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:19.800
the clip. Come on. Could you imagine being upset about
1107
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:23.900
a clip of your stream from six years ago, so
1108
00:57:23.940 --> 00:57:26.940
much so that you fake tip yourself and defend yourself
1109
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:30.949
as if you're a fan of yourself? Like, this is
1110
00:57:31.030 --> 00:57:35.989
pretty gay. Six years ago, and he's still seething about
1111
00:57:36.030 --> 00:57:39.309
a clip that somebody clipped of him playing a game badly.
1112
00:57:40.170 --> 00:57:44.519
Yes. You're correct. These people who sit on live stream fails,
1113
00:57:44.579 --> 00:57:48.420
these detractors who highlight more moments like that actually are
1114
00:57:48.519 --> 00:57:52.199
functionally stupid. They're actually the dumbest people on earth that
1115
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:55.530
serve no purpose. Like, seriously, they just that's why they're
1116
00:57:55.570 --> 00:57:59.309
online all day, because they don't have anything to do offline.
1117
00:58:00.190 --> 00:58:02.429
So they have to sit online. This is the only
1118
00:58:02.469 --> 00:58:05.110
place they're welcome. If they stumble outside and they fall
1119
00:58:05.150 --> 00:58:06.929
on their own fucking face, someone has to pick them up.
1120
00:58:06.949 --> 00:58:09.329
You know, someone has to probably cover them with styrofoam.
1121
00:58:09.409 --> 00:58:11.869
Wait, a guy who streams for eight hours a day
1122
00:58:12.050 --> 00:58:15.389
is complaining that people are online too much.
1123
00:58:15.659 --> 00:58:17.940
Yeah, a little projection there. A little bit of a projection.
1124
00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:18.820
A little bit.
1125
00:58:18.840 --> 00:58:20.659
A little more than a little bit.
1126
00:58:22.889 --> 00:58:26.530
Projection so that they don't accidentally bumble and kill themselves
1127
00:58:26.949 --> 00:58:27.869
every five seconds.
1128
00:58:27.909 --> 00:58:30.530
You know, what do you actually think? Does he, does
1129
00:58:30.570 --> 00:58:34.820
he do anything in the real world? Or is he just, no, no, no.
1130
00:58:34.860 --> 00:58:36.760
Yeah.
1131
00:58:37.059 --> 00:58:38.619
To the store. That's it.
1132
00:58:38.739 --> 00:58:39.599
One day a week.
1133
00:58:39.900 --> 00:58:42.340
He goes to the store one day a week. Otherwise
1134
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:43.719
he's permanently online.
1135
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:45.440
Otherwise he's staring at a screen.
1136
00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:48.230
This is the guy who won't cook his own meals
1137
00:58:48.489 --> 00:58:52.440
or like, cook at home he has to get delivered
1138
00:58:52.500 --> 00:58:54.000
food delivered every day.
1139
00:58:53.739 --> 00:58:55.929
He thinks he thinks heating up one of those jimmy
1140
00:58:55.969 --> 00:58:58.590
dean breakfast sausage sandwiches is home.
1141
00:58:59.210 --> 00:59:02.070
Cooking i mean he just did a stream about jack
1142
00:59:02.110 --> 00:59:06.630
in the box people have died there.
1143
00:59:06.650 --> 00:59:11.139
The shoes for them. You know what I mean? They're
1144
00:59:11.159 --> 00:59:12.739
not on a bike, but they still got to wear
1145
00:59:12.760 --> 00:59:16.280
the bike helmet. That's these people. That's who watches that shit.
1146
00:59:17.239 --> 00:59:21.820
The man with the most dented wheelchairs and retarded people
1147
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:25.139
and people with disability watching him is calling other people
1148
00:59:25.159 --> 00:59:28.219
disabled and dented. Great.
1149
00:59:28.300 --> 00:59:32.360
Yeah, you're right. 100%. I don't know the clip because
1150
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:35.300
I don't watch this shit like these morons do. I
1151
00:59:35.340 --> 00:59:39.400
don't focus on toxic content. But apparently, even the clips
1152
00:59:39.420 --> 00:59:41.579
they have been passing around of me in a negative
1153
00:59:41.599 --> 00:59:43.989
light for years and saying, Wolverine's made for Phil because
1154
00:59:44.010 --> 00:59:46.449
of the yellow paint. It's because they didn't understand the
1155
00:59:46.489 --> 00:59:51.150
fucking context of the original clip because they're dumb. That's
1156
00:59:51.210 --> 00:59:53.590
not surprising to me because I know that. I know
1157
00:59:53.630 --> 00:59:53.949
they're dumb.
1158
00:59:55.599 --> 00:59:55.880
Okay.
1159
00:59:55.920 --> 00:59:58.980
No, exactly. They're going to clip no matter what. That's
1160
00:59:59.019 --> 01:00:01.539
the whole point. Is they're going to clip anything that
1161
01:00:01.579 --> 01:00:03.739
I did today out of context and say it was wrong?
1162
01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:06.940
So I'm going to make content that serves a purpose.
1163
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:09.599
When you're watching me play Wolverine in the first part,
1164
01:00:09.619 --> 01:00:11.940
you can actually see me turn left and walk in
1165
01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:13.599
the wrong direction from where the game is telling you
1166
01:00:13.619 --> 01:00:15.940
to go to see what happens. And I said, okay,
1167
01:00:15.969 --> 01:00:17.889
so you can't go that way because it insta-kills you.
1168
01:00:18.179 --> 01:00:19.710
Let me go this way. So that went that way
1169
01:00:19.730 --> 01:00:21.550
and there was a wall. Okay.
1170
01:00:21.769 --> 01:00:25.119
He's got to explain the whole 30-second dying thing. Copy him.
1171
01:00:25.989 --> 01:00:28.059
This is heavy dosage is a copium.
1172
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:28.500
This is evil.
1173
01:00:28.579 --> 01:00:31.019
Why would you even care? Why would you just say, look,
1174
01:00:31.059 --> 01:00:32.900
it was a new game for me. Like, fuck, I'm
1175
01:00:32.940 --> 01:00:36.000
just learning the game. Like, yeah, I died, you know?
1176
01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:38.739
So the game is pushing you towards a narrow, straight path,
1177
01:00:38.940 --> 01:00:40.679
which is why everyone is saying the game is so linear.
1178
01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:44.099
There really is no true exploration in the game. Later on,
1179
01:00:44.460 --> 01:00:46.969
I find one or two kind of secret areas that
1180
01:00:46.989 --> 01:00:49.250
have these chests that have components in it so you
1181
01:00:49.289 --> 01:00:51.869
can craft new outfits. I found that. And I also
1182
01:00:51.929 --> 01:00:54.929
found another liquor bottle because the liquor bottles are the
1183
01:00:55.030 --> 01:00:58.150
other optional collectibles. And that was not really going too
1184
01:00:58.170 --> 01:00:59.840
far in any direction, but just kind of not going
1185
01:00:59.860 --> 01:01:01.659
the way they were initially telling you to go. Try
1186
01:01:01.679 --> 01:01:03.559
this way instead. And when I did, I found some
1187
01:01:03.639 --> 01:01:07.340
optional items. So I am exploring. I'm trying to understand
1188
01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:12.039
the mechanics by doing that. That's the point. That's the
1189
01:01:12.099 --> 01:01:17.289
literal point. Can I reread the message? No, I deleted it.
1190
01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:19.280
I read it and then I deleted it.
1191
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:19.630
That's what I did.
1192
01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:20.199
How convenient is that?
1193
01:01:20.780 --> 01:01:22.159
Yeah, how convenient, yeah.
1194
01:01:22.300 --> 01:01:24.760
Yeah, it's an old-school type of exploration. The game is
1195
01:01:24.800 --> 01:01:27.579
incredibly linear, and you can completely not explore at all,
1196
01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:29.460
or if you want to, you go a little bit
1197
01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:29.820
over here.
1198
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:32.380
That means he didn't even bother to write down the
1199
01:01:32.460 --> 01:01:36.940
fake tip thing, you know? Mm-hmm. He just said that
1200
01:01:36.980 --> 01:01:38.739
probably off the top of his head, and now he
1201
01:01:38.780 --> 01:01:39.760
can't repeat it because.
1202
01:01:39.780 --> 01:01:42.730
Secret around a corner, a little thing area, but it's
1203
01:01:42.750 --> 01:01:44.730
not really necessary to do that either. It just adds
1204
01:01:44.769 --> 01:01:47.610
a little bit more gameplay. Thanks for the 420 tip.
1205
01:01:48.110 --> 01:01:50.170
He's trying to stir up some kind of, like, drama.
1206
01:01:50.590 --> 01:01:54.179
With Asmongold? I don't care. I don't care what Asmongold says.
1207
01:01:54.239 --> 01:01:58.079
Yeah, Asmongold has been reacting to DSP stuff again. That's
1208
01:01:58.119 --> 01:01:58.579
been good.
1209
01:01:58.699 --> 01:02:00.130
That's been pretty good.
1210
01:02:00.809 --> 01:02:02.349
I'm going to play one of those clips next.
1211
01:02:03.670 --> 01:02:06.989
Someone was saying that's why they thought he was all
1212
01:02:07.010 --> 01:02:10.889
of a sudden going right wing again and being political
1213
01:02:11.469 --> 01:02:16.030
was hoping that Asmongold would react to it and realize
1214
01:02:16.070 --> 01:02:18.369
that oh my god Phil is not an idiot after
1215
01:02:18.550 --> 01:02:18.989
all yeah.
1216
01:02:18.969 --> 01:02:22.329
Phil is really based yeah Phil is based.
1217
01:02:22.369 --> 01:02:29.130
Papa Rose please take me back in if Asmongold.
1218
01:02:27.130 --> 01:02:28.710
Has a problem with me he knows how to reach
1219
01:02:28.789 --> 01:02:30.469
out and talk to me so I don't give a
1220
01:02:30.510 --> 01:02:34.070
shit thanks for 420 So we got our first tip. Now,
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01:02:34.130 --> 01:02:34.590
can we get.
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01:02:35.369 --> 01:02:36.840
Here's a super beggar sampler.
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01:02:36.929 --> 01:02:39.699
Our first membership, our first super chat, our first kicks,
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01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:41.539
and our first sub right now. And then we will
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01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:42.519
begin with Onimusha.
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01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:42.980
Let's go.
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01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:45.500
Let's get a little bit of momentum going so that
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01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:47.679
we can open these packs, these five remaining packs of
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01:02:47.739 --> 01:02:50.960
Dragon Ball tonight and get that hit. Or it could
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01:02:50.980 --> 01:02:52.280
be more than one.
1231
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.539
This is the same one, but where he threatened to
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01:02:54.699 --> 01:02:56.519
quit streaming on kick.
1233
01:02:59.300 --> 01:02:59.590
Really?
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01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:01.250
Yeah, that was.
1235
01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:05.550
TX Shooter says he's enjoying the game so far, Wolverine,
1236
01:03:05.570 --> 01:03:07.309
but he doesn't know if he likes the story that much.
1237
01:03:07.369 --> 01:03:07.750
I don't know.
1238
01:03:07.909 --> 01:03:09.570
Again, I don't think I've gotten far enough to make
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01:03:09.610 --> 01:03:15.710
a judgment. Ah, Zixto says he finished Onimusha earlier today
1240
01:03:15.730 --> 01:03:17.010
and it's a Capcom win for him.
1241
01:03:17.239 --> 01:03:17.489
Okay.
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01:03:17.929 --> 01:03:20.760
A big W. I'm glad to hear that.
1243
01:03:23.059 --> 01:03:23.659
Jasper's good.
1244
01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:25.400
Jasper's great. He was on stream today.
1245
01:03:26.980 --> 01:03:29.179
No, and the picture of him and that goddamn cat,
1246
01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:30.300
that AI picture.
1247
01:03:30.769 --> 01:03:34.869
oh yeah oh yeah phil was lonely until jasper kitty
1248
01:03:34.909 --> 01:03:36.070
came around.
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01:03:35.969 --> 01:03:37.949
Yes one of many good.
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01:03:39.780 --> 01:03:43.639
Where's cat there where's cat like well.
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01:03:43.420 --> 01:03:47.880
Yeah that's probably the closest he's been to real pussy.
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01:03:47.460 --> 01:03:54.190
In a long time okay i'll be right back and
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01:03:54.210 --> 01:03:56.849
then we'll begin please guys i'll say it one more
1254
01:03:56.889 --> 01:03:57.889
time please.
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01:03:57.670 --> 01:04:00.289
This is my favorite When he takes a break to
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01:04:00.329 --> 01:04:03.210
take a shit, he expects people to pay him while
1257
01:04:03.269 --> 01:04:06.309
he's taking a break to take a shit. Like, the
1258
01:04:06.429 --> 01:04:08.650
greed of this guy is like, look, guys, I'm going
1259
01:04:08.670 --> 01:04:10.860
to go take a shit. So I need to see
1260
01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:12.760
some donuts when I'm done shitting.
1261
01:04:12.860 --> 01:04:15.539
Please support the stream tonight. I want to finish these
1262
01:04:15.739 --> 01:04:18.000
Dragon Ball cards. There's only five packs left. I want
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01:04:18.019 --> 01:04:20.139
to get through it. There's a hit in there, a
1264
01:04:20.199 --> 01:04:22.260
guaranteed hit, if not multiple hits.
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01:04:22.460 --> 01:04:22.760
All right?
1266
01:04:23.119 --> 01:04:25.659
So I want to finish the box. Please support tonight
1267
01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:28.449
so we can do so. Let's go. I'll be right back.
1268
01:04:29.940 --> 01:04:35.969
I fail to see the logic here where, like, Phil is, like, now, guys,
1269
01:04:37.110 --> 01:04:39.230
if you pay me so much money, I'm going to
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01:04:39.369 --> 01:04:41.110
open up these cards and I'm going to see if
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01:04:41.170 --> 01:04:43.170
I can get a hit. Like, where's the logic in that?
1272
01:04:43.250 --> 01:04:45.309
I don't want to pay anybody money just to open
1273
01:04:45.349 --> 01:04:46.369
up a pack of cards.
1274
01:04:46.710 --> 01:04:49.010
Yeah, cards that he already owns.
1275
01:04:49.190 --> 01:04:51.389
It's just like the food thing. Like, you guys got
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01:04:51.429 --> 01:04:55.039
to pay me so that I can buy fast food
1277
01:04:55.079 --> 01:04:57.800
and you get to watch me eat it. What a
1278
01:04:57.889 --> 01:05:00.750
reward that is! You can watch me eat it! Why
1279
01:05:00.789 --> 01:05:03.010
wouldn't you just fucking spend the money on your own
1280
01:05:03.090 --> 01:05:05.789
fast food and eat it yourself? Why would you pay
1281
01:05:05.829 --> 01:05:11.030
this moron, right? Alright, and let's get to the Asmongold,
1282
01:05:11.050 --> 01:05:14.389
because this shit is so funny. This shit is so funny.
1283
01:05:14.429 --> 01:05:15.610
There's that picture.
1284
01:05:15.710 --> 01:05:16.690
God damn.
1285
01:05:17.210 --> 01:05:19.349
Can you imagine how funny it would be to see
1286
01:05:19.369 --> 01:05:22.329
DSP try to find Israel on the map? Asmongold on
1287
01:05:22.369 --> 01:05:30.150
DSP versus Hasan's Psycho Fans. This is This is just perfect.
1288
01:05:31.130 --> 01:05:33.550
I did see this about DSP, bro.
1289
01:05:36.250 --> 01:05:41.469
Demon never backs down. Did he really make that and
1290
01:05:41.530 --> 01:05:42.170
post that?
1291
01:05:42.389 --> 01:05:42.949
Yeah.
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01:05:43.070 --> 01:05:45.840
I thought it was a detractor that made that and
1293
01:05:45.929 --> 01:05:50.389
posted it. DSP Gaming and Jasper, a team that never
1294
01:05:50.469 --> 01:05:52.480
backs down. Oh, my God.
1295
01:05:52.539 --> 01:05:57.659
It's that guy. DSP and Jasper. That's his cat, by
1296
01:05:57.679 --> 01:06:03.170
the way. A team that never backs down. Through challenges, victories,
1297
01:06:03.309 --> 01:06:08.449
and unforgettable moments, DSP and Jasper have proven what true
1298
01:06:08.530 --> 01:06:13.139
dedication and teamwork looks like. Together, they have faced major battles,
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01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:19.139
supported meaningful causes, and continued moving forward with strength, passion,
1300
01:06:19.340 --> 01:06:24.769
and determination. This is more than just streaming. It's about commitment. resilience,
1301
01:06:25.250 --> 01:06:30.469
and standing strong through every challenge. DSP Gaming and Jasper,
1302
01:06:30.869 --> 01:06:35.500
a powerful team built on loyalty, courage, and the drive
1303
01:06:35.539 --> 01:06:41.960
to keep going. Support DSP Gaming. Support the journey. YouTube
1304
01:06:42.079 --> 01:06:48.880
DSP Gaming. Kick DSP Gaming real. And D a team.
1305
01:06:49.079 --> 01:06:52.320
I mean, you do have to acknowledge that. Like he
1306
01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:55.980
is so, he is very, very resilient. He is, he
1307
01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:58.659
is extremely resilient. And I think that's respectable.
1308
01:06:59.050 --> 01:06:59.969
He was herpes.
1309
01:07:00.010 --> 01:07:01.829
Yeah, exactly.
1310
01:07:01.849 --> 01:07:04.710
It's just, this wasn't more.
1311
01:07:04.730 --> 01:07:04.849
Yeah.
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01:07:05.030 --> 01:07:07.929
DSP just keeps going. Just like herpes. Yeah.
1313
01:07:08.110 --> 01:07:08.710
Or about me.
1314
01:07:08.769 --> 01:07:09.139
Was it?
1315
01:07:09.170 --> 01:07:11.570
Cause I remember he had a, he was unhappy about something.
1316
01:07:11.670 --> 01:07:16.210
I said, DSP and DSP enters the Hassan Piker political arena.
1317
01:07:17.079 --> 01:07:21.380
Hassan celebrates doing Asmongold numbers on YouTube. DSP says no
1318
01:07:21.460 --> 01:07:24.280
views are doubling to tripling because of the new view
1319
01:07:24.340 --> 01:07:27.679
count changes. I can confirm he's full of shit.
1320
01:07:27.949 --> 01:07:28.429
LOL.
1321
01:07:30.469 --> 01:07:33.550
Look, I know you wrote Asmongold. What does this have
1322
01:07:33.570 --> 01:07:36.909
to do with me? He was just explaining.
1323
01:07:36.469 --> 01:07:37.829
Why YouTube works this way.
1324
01:07:39.320 --> 01:07:40.780
What does this have to do with.
1325
01:07:40.900 --> 01:07:42.039
I didn't do anything.
1326
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:45.929
Look, I know you rode Asmongold's dick hard, and I
1327
01:07:45.989 --> 01:07:48.909
know you are dumb, but you don't want to be
1328
01:07:48.949 --> 01:07:52.280
throwing shit at Hassan and his crew. And TSP says,
1329
01:07:52.659 --> 01:07:56.199
fuck Hassan and his quote crew. i don't think this
1330
01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:58.199
is the nest you want to throw shit at lad
1331
01:07:58.579 --> 01:08:02.519
what fuck all political grifters you seem to lack awareness
1332
01:08:02.539 --> 01:08:05.300
that i'm immune to all this shit he doesn't care
1333
01:08:05.639 --> 01:08:08.349
he doesn't care about your weird like oh but don't
1334
01:08:08.389 --> 01:08:12.130
you support pal and no doesn't give a fuck like
1335
01:08:12.610 --> 01:08:14.849
can you imagine how funny it would be to see
1336
01:08:14.909 --> 01:08:20.250
dsp try to find israel on the map oh i
1337
01:08:20.289 --> 01:08:22.630
don't know he'd probably pick out somalia or something wouldn't
1338
01:08:22.649 --> 01:08:25.060
even know Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck.
1339
01:08:25.100 --> 01:08:25.760
Why would he care?
1340
01:08:26.380 --> 01:08:29.220
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, he just wants a tip.
1341
01:08:30.020 --> 01:08:32.060
He wants a tip. Just give him a tip. The
1342
01:08:32.100 --> 01:08:33.939
immediate reaction is to try to scare him in a
1343
01:08:33.979 --> 01:08:36.380
silence of you don't want to mess with us rhetoric. Yeah,
1344
01:08:36.779 --> 01:08:38.140
it's almost like they're terrorists.
1345
01:08:38.760 --> 01:08:40.060
Well, almost, right?
1346
01:08:41.239 --> 01:08:41.880
Pretty much.
1347
01:08:43.819 --> 01:08:47.520
I cannot believe that he made that graphic.
1348
01:08:47.539 --> 01:08:50.550
I think he's up to three or four now.
1349
01:08:50.949 --> 01:08:53.800
Yeah, the newest one, though, is really, there it is.
1350
01:08:53.899 --> 01:08:56.600
There it is.
1351
01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:59.970
Yeah, people have been taking that one and erasing the background.
1352
01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:04.060
and then putting it in other situations. Look at the
1353
01:09:04.119 --> 01:09:06.340
dude with the hat backwards. Look at his hand. He's
1354
01:09:06.359 --> 01:09:07.939
got six fingers.
1355
01:09:08.119 --> 01:09:13.869
He's a xenomorph! Let's just read the audience because he
1356
01:09:14.130 --> 01:09:17.430
actually wrote this and really means this.
1357
01:09:18.060 --> 01:09:21.359
And he misspelled something in there. Was it resiliency misspelled?
1358
01:09:21.380 --> 01:09:22.779
Is that in this one or the last one?
1359
01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:25.659
I'll tell you as I read through it. I want
1360
01:09:25.680 --> 01:09:28.810
to take a moment to express my deepest, most sincere
1361
01:09:28.970 --> 01:09:32.250
gratitude to every single one of you who tunes in,
1362
01:09:32.350 --> 01:09:35.770
hangs out, and supports this channel. Whether you've been here
1363
01:09:35.829 --> 01:09:38.560
since the early days of YouTube or just discovered the
1364
01:09:38.579 --> 01:09:42.640
stream recently, your presence means the world to me. And
1365
01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:45.640
look at those dudes that are with him. Does anybody
1366
01:09:45.699 --> 01:09:48.369
believe that men that look like that are watching DSP?
1367
01:09:48.380 --> 01:09:48.479
No.
1368
01:09:48.500 --> 01:09:52.270
No fucking way. You can't see below the waist. You
1369
01:09:52.289 --> 01:09:53.949
can't 100% for sure say that they're not in a wheelchair.
1370
01:09:53.970 --> 01:09:54.369
Could be, yeah.
1371
01:09:54.409 --> 01:09:54.789
They need helmets.
1372
01:10:05.250 --> 01:10:07.229
He's crouching down to their wheelchair.
1373
01:10:07.250 --> 01:10:09.050
Maybe they're just holding the one up in the middle.
1374
01:10:09.430 --> 01:10:11.890
Are they at Disney World? What is that castle in
1375
01:10:11.930 --> 01:10:12.369
the back?
1376
01:10:13.350 --> 01:10:15.569
You know, it's funny. It looks like the church that
1377
01:10:15.649 --> 01:10:22.439
I grew up with. My church, St. Adelbert's in Philadelphia. Adelbert,
1378
01:10:22.500 --> 01:10:25.359
not Alberts. Adelbert. Look it up. It looks just like that.
1379
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:30.520
The truth is, this journey hasn't always been easy. But yeah,
1380
01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:32.560
like when you jerked off in front of children, that
1381
01:10:32.619 --> 01:10:36.310
was tough. But I wouldn't be standing where I am
1382
01:10:36.359 --> 01:10:39.729
today without this community. You are the backbone of everything
1383
01:10:39.850 --> 01:10:42.390
I do. It's easy to look at a live stream
1384
01:10:42.430 --> 01:10:46.130
and see gameplay, but behind every single broadcast is an
1385
01:10:46.189 --> 01:10:50.310
incredibly dedicated group of viewers and supporters who make it
1386
01:10:50.390 --> 01:10:55.479
all possible. Without your daily encouragement, he means money. Oh no,
1387
01:10:55.489 --> 01:10:59.630
he even says it! Without your daily encouragement, tips, memberships,
1388
01:10:59.810 --> 01:11:03.270
and simple presence in the chat, none of this exists.
1389
01:11:03.949 --> 01:11:07.039
Because of your unwavering support, I get to wake up
1390
01:11:07.239 --> 01:11:10.180
every day and do what I love most. You've given
1391
01:11:10.199 --> 01:11:12.699
me the privilege of living out my dream job as
1392
01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:16.920
a full-time content creator and streamer. Being able to share
1393
01:11:16.979 --> 01:11:21.510
my passions, laugh, rage, and experience games alongside all of
1394
01:11:21.550 --> 01:11:25.369
you isn't just a career. It's a privilege that I
1395
01:11:25.470 --> 01:11:29.380
never take for granted. Thank you for believing in me,
1396
01:11:29.899 --> 01:11:32.760
for riding out the ups and downs, and for building
1397
01:11:33.380 --> 01:11:37.670
such a unique, enduring community. We're in this together, and
1398
01:11:37.689 --> 01:11:41.840
I'm looking forward to every stream ahead. Much love to
1399
01:11:41.899 --> 01:11:45.960
you all. This is about the gayest thing I've ever
1400
01:11:46.020 --> 01:11:49.079
seen him do. Well, he's so miserable all the time.
1401
01:11:49.180 --> 01:11:52.279
How is he loving this when he looks so miserable
1402
01:11:52.380 --> 01:11:53.260
every single day?
1403
01:11:53.420 --> 01:11:57.000
Yeah, calling his audience retarded and everything. That doesn't sound
1404
01:11:57.020 --> 01:12:02.500
like gratitude to me, Darkseid. No. This is just so stupid.
1405
01:12:02.979 --> 01:12:04.300
I would take a moment to thank a couple of
1406
01:12:04.380 --> 01:12:07.899
kind and generous benefactors. Anime Chris, you guys, where's the support?
1407
01:12:08.449 --> 01:12:10.550
I need to shit, but I can't do it unless
1408
01:12:10.569 --> 01:12:13.489
you pay me. Yeah, I could use a shit break
1409
01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:16.380
right now, but I'm not going to take a shit
1410
01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:20.560
break right now because the support will drop while I'm gone, right?
1411
01:12:21.399 --> 01:12:24.199
Thank you, Anime Chris, for your kindness, generosity, and big,
1412
01:12:24.220 --> 01:12:27.640
big support of the show. Arizel says the new image
1413
01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:31.500
is better. It implies he has friends. There you go. Well,
1414
01:12:31.520 --> 01:12:34.060
this is the one that is implying that he has friends.
1415
01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:37.359
And the fact that he would think, yeah, people, this
1416
01:12:37.420 --> 01:12:42.029
is believable. People will believe that these two manly, handsome
1417
01:12:42.090 --> 01:12:45.149
dudes are hanging out with me and watching me play
1418
01:12:45.189 --> 01:12:50.510
children's games and open children's baseball cards and Pokemon bullshit.
1419
01:12:50.590 --> 01:12:54.529
And why is everything that DSP likes for 10-year-olds? And
1420
01:12:54.569 --> 01:12:57.159
I only know, I only have recognized this because I
1421
01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:00.060
have a 10-year-old. You know what he likes? Pokemon.
1422
01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:01.279
You know what he likes?
1423
01:13:01.300 --> 01:13:01.520
Pokemon.
1424
01:13:02.359 --> 01:13:08.029
Nintendo games, like Mario games, you know? The SP is
1425
01:13:08.109 --> 01:13:10.130
basically just like a 10-year-old.
1426
01:13:10.829 --> 01:13:15.069
Amazing. He bought a box of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, too.
1427
01:13:15.810 --> 01:13:17.100
He bought a box of what cards?
1428
01:13:17.939 --> 01:13:19.159
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
1429
01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:24.720
Oh, Jesus. We'll go to the next video we have,
1430
01:13:24.819 --> 01:13:27.180
and I don't know what this one is about. I'm sorry.
1431
01:13:27.199 --> 01:13:28.539
We'll figure it out as we go.
1432
01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:31.079
It's leading to me. getting way more subs than I
1433
01:13:31.159 --> 01:13:31.760
usually do.
1434
01:13:31.779 --> 01:13:35.239
Uh-oh, this is him taking a big win. He's a
1435
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:38.939
big winner, guys. He's a big winner. Snort, snort.
1436
01:13:39.140 --> 01:13:43.850
You got the Jasper in the video, this one? Yep.
1437
01:13:43.979 --> 01:13:47.409
I think so. Oh, so a lot of people like
1438
01:13:47.470 --> 01:13:51.649
my horror playthroughs, and this month, I've gotten an incredible
1439
01:13:51.710 --> 01:13:56.350
boost in views, leading to more recommendations on YouTube, leading
1440
01:13:56.390 --> 01:13:59.090
to me getting way more subs than I usually do.
1441
01:13:59.909 --> 01:14:04.550
This is YouTube's counting system changed. He's not getting any
1442
01:14:04.569 --> 01:14:08.029
more views than usual. It's just the view counts are changing.
1443
01:14:08.100 --> 01:14:09.760
And this is what I try to explain to everyone
1444
01:14:09.819 --> 01:14:10.079
is that.
1445
01:14:12.069 --> 01:14:15.729
YouTube, over the years, makes these ridiculously stupid changes that
1446
01:14:15.770 --> 01:14:20.050
are short-sighted, and they never ask anyone for feedback. So
1447
01:14:20.250 --> 01:14:22.069
over 10 years ago, YouTube said, we're going to change
1448
01:14:22.109 --> 01:14:24.310
the way views are recorded. Now someone has to watch
1449
01:14:24.310 --> 01:14:28.430
30 uninterrupted seconds of a video without skipping around in
1450
01:14:28.470 --> 01:14:31.350
the video for a view to count. And overnight, my
1451
01:14:31.390 --> 01:14:35.409
views plummeted because most people who watch raw gameplay skip around.
1452
01:14:35.869 --> 01:14:37.609
They don't just sit there and watch for 30 seconds.
1453
01:14:37.630 --> 01:14:40.090
No, it couldn't be because you suck and you're boring
1454
01:14:40.170 --> 01:14:43.050
as shit and people just stop tuning in, right?
1455
01:14:43.369 --> 01:14:44.170
Okay, there's nothing here.
1456
01:14:44.409 --> 01:14:47.310
Here's what I'll say. If you look at old clips
1457
01:14:47.670 --> 01:14:51.039
of him when he first started doing Let's Plays or whatever,
1458
01:14:51.819 --> 01:14:54.520
he cared. He was passionate about what he was doing.
1459
01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:58.239
Now he's just sitting there waiting for the money to
1460
01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:00.760
roll in. He does not give a shit about any
1461
01:15:00.779 --> 01:15:03.449
of these games he's playing. He could care less. He
1462
01:15:03.489 --> 01:15:06.289
told PPP, by the way, that he hates playing games
1463
01:15:06.869 --> 01:15:08.989
and he doesn't want to continue playing games.
1464
01:15:10.909 --> 01:15:12.229
I remember hearing that.
1465
01:15:13.029 --> 01:15:14.430
Well, all you got to do is pivot.
1466
01:15:14.850 --> 01:15:16.130
Pivot and do something else.
1467
01:15:16.449 --> 01:15:19.130
Do something that you like, DSP. But he's got to
1468
01:15:19.210 --> 01:15:22.390
find something that he's good at, which I don't think
1469
01:15:22.409 --> 01:15:24.770
he's going to be able to. There's nothing he's going
1470
01:15:24.789 --> 01:15:27.720
to be able to find that he's good at that
1471
01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:29.220
someone's going to pay him to do.
1472
01:15:30.260 --> 01:15:30.920
You're right.
1473
01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:32.600
He's so stunted in everything else.
1474
01:15:32.640 --> 01:15:32.779
Yeah.
1475
01:15:33.649 --> 01:15:33.930
Yeah.
1476
01:15:34.510 --> 01:15:36.710
Yeah, his daddy had to get him a job after
1477
01:15:36.729 --> 01:15:38.489
he got out of college. Like, that's not.
1478
01:15:38.489 --> 01:15:39.130
He couldn't hold it.
1479
01:15:39.489 --> 01:15:42.880
The whole valedictorian thing. I'd like to know how many
1480
01:15:42.939 --> 01:15:47.939
people were in that class. If, you know, it's been proven, apparently,
1481
01:15:47.979 --> 01:15:51.619
that he definitely was the valedictorian of his high school class.
1482
01:15:52.319 --> 01:15:54.800
There are private schools that might have five or six
1483
01:15:54.840 --> 01:15:56.079
people in it. Who the hell knows?
1484
01:15:56.100 --> 01:15:59.699
How fucking stupid was everybody else in that school to
1485
01:16:00.039 --> 01:16:03.350
make BFP the smartest kid in the room? Like, that
1486
01:16:04.710 --> 01:16:07.149
Maybe he went to a school for retarded kids. We
1487
01:16:07.170 --> 01:16:07.649
don't know.
1488
01:16:07.670 --> 01:16:08.170
Maybe.
1489
01:16:08.369 --> 01:16:10.550
We just don't know. Let's see what else he has
1490
01:16:10.569 --> 01:16:11.109
to say here. Let me skip.
1491
01:16:11.130 --> 01:16:11.409
Let me skip.
1492
01:16:11.449 --> 01:16:13.789
Oh, here's a boss fight. I'll watch that. So none
1493
01:16:13.829 --> 01:16:16.460
of the views ever counted. With less than a month,
1494
01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:18.960
which had been three weeks since they changed views, my
1495
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:22.680
views went from 500,000 a month to a million in
1496
01:16:22.720 --> 01:16:26.810
three weeks. My views have doubled. because YouTube decided to
1497
01:16:26.890 --> 01:16:29.789
count every view now. So it's not that, Oh, no
1498
01:16:29.850 --> 01:16:32.939
one watches Phil. It's that no one counted my views
1499
01:16:32.989 --> 01:16:36.840
because YouTube employees are fucking idiots who changed the algorithm
1500
01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:39.260
to make it act like it's a TV station and
1501
01:16:39.340 --> 01:16:41.859
everything has to be an engaged view. It doesn't.
1502
01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:42.539
Okay.
1503
01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:44.960
They're morons. They're complete fucking idiots.
1504
01:16:45.460 --> 01:16:47.699
That's great. That's a great thing to say about the
1505
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:50.340
people that host your show and allow you to make
1506
01:16:50.380 --> 01:16:54.840
a full-time living. They're all morons. They're idiots. And, I
1507
01:16:54.840 --> 01:16:57.220
don't know. I would never say anything to anger the
1508
01:16:57.319 --> 01:17:01.550
AI algorithm gods. He's really kind of stupid for doing that.
1509
01:17:01.649 --> 01:17:05.689
Changed the formula and killed businesses like mine. Okay? So
1510
01:17:05.710 --> 01:17:06.550
pretty insane.
1511
01:17:07.189 --> 01:17:11.850
It's YouTube's fault that it's business- fail. It's all YouTube's fault.
1512
01:17:11.930 --> 01:17:14.720
It killed my business. It ruined my business.
1513
01:17:16.060 --> 01:17:19.180
That my views have doubled. And with that, what's happened
1514
01:17:19.239 --> 01:17:21.800
is my channel is now getting recommended way more in
1515
01:17:21.819 --> 01:17:25.220
the algorithm. I went from getting like 1 to 200
1516
01:17:25.220 --> 01:17:28.180
subs a month. Already this month, I've got over 1,000
1517
01:17:28.180 --> 01:17:29.079
new subscribers.
1518
01:17:30.159 --> 01:17:32.100
How did he get 1,000 subscribers?
1519
01:17:32.819 --> 01:17:33.689
He bought it himself.
1520
01:17:34.090 --> 01:17:35.750
He probably bought it.
1521
01:17:35.970 --> 01:17:36.229
Yeah.
1522
01:17:38.640 --> 01:17:41.260
So ads in India and shit like that, or some
1523
01:17:41.380 --> 01:17:44.819
country that, you know, is known for just getting a
1524
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:47.970
whole bike, uh, India, I think India, Pakistan, a couple
1525
01:17:47.979 --> 01:17:48.550
of other ones.
1526
01:17:50.090 --> 01:17:52.630
Yeah. And by the way, it's not just his views
1527
01:17:52.649 --> 01:17:55.529
that doubled. Almost everybody's doubling now because of the new
1528
01:17:55.550 --> 01:17:56.329
counting system.
1529
01:17:57.430 --> 01:18:01.329
But I don't know the watch hours that really matter. Yes.
1530
01:18:01.390 --> 01:18:01.890
My views.
1531
01:18:01.989 --> 01:18:03.989
And I more than tripled the amount of subscribers that
1532
01:18:04.020 --> 01:18:06.319
I was getting in a month simply because YouTube said, Oh,
1533
01:18:06.340 --> 01:18:10.239
let's count views for real now. Gee, thanks, YouTube. How
1534
01:18:10.260 --> 01:18:13.659
about the ten fucking years that I grinded that you
1535
01:18:13.699 --> 01:18:15.840
didn't give me credit for any of my work and
1536
01:18:16.079 --> 01:18:19.970
I could have basically been exponentially bigger? Oh, forget about that, right?
1537
01:18:20.010 --> 01:18:21.979
I'll just forget about that. Move forward and water under
1538
01:18:22.010 --> 01:18:22.659
the bridge, right?
1539
01:18:22.689 --> 01:18:24.270
Sounds like Cyrax.
1540
01:18:24.529 --> 01:18:26.270
I could have been a millionaire.
1541
01:18:26.689 --> 01:18:27.930
All that ad revenue.
1542
01:18:27.949 --> 01:18:31.250
I could have been a thousand million music biz.
1543
01:18:31.029 --> 01:18:34.369
Money for the last seven motherfucking years.
1544
01:18:34.390 --> 01:18:40.960
The point that I'm making is that with these changes
1545
01:18:41.000 --> 01:18:43.600
now helping, when I start playing a hot new game,
1546
01:18:44.420 --> 01:18:47.310
we may see a distinct increase in viewership on the
1547
01:18:47.329 --> 01:18:50.920
channel because these videos will now be recommended and will
1548
01:18:51.020 --> 01:18:53.800
actually show in the algorithm and people will see them
1549
01:18:53.859 --> 01:18:56.640
and watch them you know the Wolverine playthrough is doing
1550
01:18:56.699 --> 01:19:00.060
outstanding part one has over 15,000 views there's multiple parts
1551
01:19:00.100 --> 01:19:02.779
that have many many thousand views I don't.
1552
01:19:02.659 --> 01:19:05.119
Get it though like he he's been doing YouTube a
1553
01:19:05.140 --> 01:19:07.899
lot longer than me like how does he not understand
1554
01:19:07.920 --> 01:19:12.859
this In my experience, there's always peaks and valleys. Do
1555
01:19:12.880 --> 01:19:17.659
you know what I mean? Sometimes my recommendations are very
1556
01:19:17.720 --> 01:19:20.199
high for a few months and everything picks up a
1557
01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:24.010
little bit. And then you go back to the valley
1558
01:19:24.310 --> 01:19:28.090
and the views and recommendations drop. It's just peaks and valleys.
1559
01:19:28.670 --> 01:19:30.510
You try to take advantage of it when you can.
1560
01:19:30.989 --> 01:19:31.289
Yeah.
1561
01:19:33.029 --> 01:19:36.770
Until it dies out and just enjoy it while it lasts.
1562
01:19:37.869 --> 01:19:38.210
Yeah.
1563
01:19:38.449 --> 01:19:38.609
Them?
1564
01:19:39.270 --> 01:19:41.739
And that's helping the channel. It's boosting the channel. Now
1565
01:19:41.760 --> 01:19:43.260
we're going to have Silent Hill. Then we're going to
1566
01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:45.039
have Control Resident. And then every week we're going to
1567
01:19:45.060 --> 01:19:48.279
have a new heavy hitter coming out. That's excellent. Okay,
1568
01:19:48.319 --> 01:19:51.199
that's really, really good news. And I'm excited for that.
1569
01:19:51.220 --> 01:19:52.560
I hope that you guys are too. It's going to
1570
01:19:52.600 --> 01:19:56.819
help this channel a lot. And this fall may actually be,
1571
01:19:57.319 --> 01:19:59.920
are you ready for this? The first time in almost
1572
01:19:59.920 --> 01:20:03.170
10 years that I will actually get a views boost
1573
01:20:03.210 --> 01:20:06.430
for the hardcore gaming season because it went away. I
1574
01:20:06.470 --> 01:20:09.979
stopped getting recommended in the algorithm 10 years ago. And
1575
01:20:10.060 --> 01:20:12.340
now my channel is probably going to be recommended again
1576
01:20:12.380 --> 01:20:15.470
for the first time in ages. That's huge. We may
1577
01:20:15.550 --> 01:20:17.329
actually see, wow, the end of the year is a
1578
01:20:17.369 --> 01:20:18.310
busy time of the year.
1579
01:20:18.409 --> 01:20:22.140
I'm a winner, guys. YouTube likes me again.
1580
01:20:22.340 --> 01:20:25.319
And I'm sure every single one of those new viewers
1581
01:20:25.380 --> 01:20:27.760
are going to love you, support you, put you up
1582
01:20:27.920 --> 01:20:32.090
on their shoulders, and just cheer for you. None of
1583
01:20:32.100 --> 01:20:33.750
them are going to be trolls. No, no.
1584
01:20:33.829 --> 01:20:36.250
No, no. Could be hate watchers. Who thinks it's going
1585
01:20:36.270 --> 01:20:37.130
to be like Rudy?
1586
01:20:37.270 --> 01:20:39.430
Like, you know, they're going to hold him on the shoulders.
1587
01:20:39.470 --> 01:20:40.850
Rudy, Rudy.
1588
01:20:41.710 --> 01:20:42.770
Only for Phil to fall off.
1589
01:20:43.050 --> 01:20:44.029
You know.
1590
01:20:44.859 --> 01:20:46.819
You know, there's more games out that people want to see.
1591
01:20:46.859 --> 01:20:50.079
That's great. So I'm excited. And this, I feel like
1592
01:20:50.180 --> 01:20:52.619
this game today is the first big one being that.
1593
01:20:52.640 --> 01:20:54.119
You know, it's funny too, is he looks like he's
1594
01:20:54.140 --> 01:20:56.560
starting to put on weight again. And people are saying
1595
01:20:56.600 --> 01:20:59.079
that he spent all the Olympic money on the cards.
1596
01:20:59.979 --> 01:21:01.819
I did read that today.
1597
01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:05.720
It's the spooky season. It's a horror game. It's silent
1598
01:21:05.739 --> 01:21:07.880
Hill returning. So it's a big one. People like my
1599
01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.149
survival horror. So I'm pumped for today. I hope that
1600
01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:10.859
you guys are too.
1601
01:21:10.890 --> 01:21:11.600
All right.
1602
01:21:11.619 --> 01:21:12.829
It's going to be a good day. I feel I've
1603
01:21:12.850 --> 01:21:13.489
got a good feeling.
1604
01:21:13.729 --> 01:21:13.970
Okay.
1605
01:21:15.020 --> 01:21:16.399
How much did watch time increase?
1606
01:21:16.500 --> 01:21:16.840
A lot.
1607
01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:22.300
Because that's another important metric. You're absolutely right. Watch time
1608
01:21:22.359 --> 01:21:25.880
is way up. Let me click on month to month.
1609
01:21:28.979 --> 01:21:30.170
Watch time is way up, guys.
1610
01:21:30.210 --> 01:21:31.689
Music is in the background.
1611
01:21:32.390 --> 01:21:33.329
He's got some kind of.
1612
01:21:33.689 --> 01:21:35.350
Yeah, watch time went way up, too. I'm trying to
1613
01:21:35.390 --> 01:21:36.970
find the month to month.
1614
01:21:37.170 --> 01:21:38.670
It almost sounds like the.
1615
01:21:38.750 --> 01:21:41.130
PS3 loading screen.
1616
01:21:41.149 --> 01:21:41.640
It's like the....
1617
01:21:43.229 --> 01:21:46.090
He's got the worst music. He bought some music collection
1618
01:21:46.170 --> 01:21:48.180
and he thinks that makes the stream better. I think
1619
01:21:48.189 --> 01:21:52.039
it makes it worse. It's distracting.
1620
01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:55.439
I don't want to see 28 days. Show me here.
1621
01:21:55.460 --> 01:21:59.279
Show me 90 days. No, now it just shows individual. Oh, wait,
1622
01:21:59.300 --> 01:21:59.699
there it is.
1623
01:22:00.239 --> 01:22:01.899
Yeah. No lie.
1624
01:22:02.460 --> 01:22:08.649
Watch time. Up by about a third. Up by about
1625
01:22:08.689 --> 01:22:14.659
a third. That's good. So every metric is up. Overall views, subscribers,
1626
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:18.350
watch time is all up on the channel because of
1627
01:22:18.390 --> 01:22:19.529
the change that YouTube made.
1628
01:22:19.649 --> 01:22:22.670
This is again, this fucking boardroom meetings. Like he thinks
1629
01:22:22.689 --> 01:22:26.109
this is content. This is a boardroom meeting. Like, Hey guys,
1630
01:22:26.510 --> 01:22:29.729
sales are up 30%. You know, like I had a
1631
01:22:29.800 --> 01:22:31.500
corporate job and they used to call us in a
1632
01:22:31.539 --> 01:22:33.899
conference room and do this kind of shit for an hour.
1633
01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:37.789
You know, like, Did anybody else ever have a job
1634
01:22:37.829 --> 01:22:40.029
like that? Like, who wants to watch this?
1635
01:22:40.189 --> 01:22:40.470
Yeah.
1636
01:22:40.710 --> 01:22:45.579
Who wants to fucking watch this? Like, now, guys, now, guys,
1637
01:22:45.899 --> 01:22:49.720
our paper segment is really improving with a 12% increase
1638
01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:55.000
in sales year over year, but our packaging department is
1639
01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:58.100
really lapsing. You know, like, this is what he does
1640
01:22:58.180 --> 01:23:01.770
for hours at a time. It's so fucking cringe and boring.
1641
01:23:01.779 --> 01:23:03.460
I mean, I.
1642
01:23:04.130 --> 01:23:07.529
That one video where someone made, I remember it was
1643
01:23:07.550 --> 01:23:09.689
PPP or they played it on there. It was about
1644
01:23:09.770 --> 01:23:11.079
some sort of board meeting.
1645
01:23:11.579 --> 01:23:12.140
Yeah.
1646
01:23:12.159 --> 01:23:12.939
Pizza party.
1647
01:23:13.180 --> 01:23:18.079
Pizza party. Yeah, we played that one. That was great.
1648
01:23:18.539 --> 01:23:21.720
Again, I keep saying this. It's not the content. It's
1649
01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:25.550
YouTube making these arbitrary decisions that destroy businesses and they
1650
01:23:25.590 --> 01:23:28.550
don't understand because they're morons. They don't care about the implications.
1651
01:23:29.630 --> 01:23:31.949
What they do yeah i can't stand this there's two
1652
01:23:32.010 --> 01:23:35.250
things from content creators i can't stand and that is
1653
01:23:35.289 --> 01:23:39.930
number one claiming your shadow band because so many content
1654
01:23:39.949 --> 01:23:42.260
creators just can't make it on youtube and they're well
1655
01:23:42.310 --> 01:23:45.460
i'm shadow banned no that's a copy your content's not
1656
01:23:45.479 --> 01:23:47.520
good enough to make it that's what the problem is
1657
01:23:47.979 --> 01:23:51.640
and the second is people who blame youtube for their
1658
01:23:52.100 --> 01:23:54.500
for their lack of success on youtube.
1659
01:23:54.859 --> 01:23:59.649
You know How can YouTube not know what they're doing?
1660
01:24:00.670 --> 01:24:03.510
It's their platform. Yeah, they are YouTube.
1661
01:24:05.470 --> 01:24:05.770
Yeah.
1662
01:24:05.850 --> 01:24:08.829
I'm sure they've made some mistakes, I'm sure, here and there.
1663
01:24:08.909 --> 01:24:11.989
But for the most part, they're not really fucking things up.
1664
01:24:13.109 --> 01:24:13.390
Yeah.
1665
01:24:13.409 --> 01:24:16.369
Oh, it's pathetic. They should, but they don't. And they're
1666
01:24:16.390 --> 01:24:18.369
not even held accountable. Oh, who cares that we crushed
1667
01:24:18.409 --> 01:24:20.590
a bunch of businesses because we wanted our website to
1668
01:24:20.630 --> 01:24:22.090
run like a TV station?
1669
01:24:22.550 --> 01:24:23.430
Held accountable.
1670
01:24:24.050 --> 01:24:24.250
Yeah.
1671
01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:28.720
Yeah, he's taking no responsibility for his own failures, you know?
1672
01:24:28.739 --> 01:24:32.250
I mean, I've had my times where I was like,
1673
01:24:32.270 --> 01:24:35.109
this is, this is, something's not right here. Like, I
1674
01:24:35.149 --> 01:24:37.369
should be getting more views. But then I think, I
1675
01:24:37.409 --> 01:24:40.689
gotta make better content and more engaging content that people
1676
01:24:40.729 --> 01:24:44.750
want to see, you know? I can't blame YouTube because
1677
01:24:44.890 --> 01:24:46.399
my views lowered.
1678
01:24:46.479 --> 01:24:48.979
Well, you're retarded. No one wants a TV station. They
1679
01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:52.869
want a fucking internet-based on-demand video business. That's what it is,
1680
01:24:52.989 --> 01:24:54.869
so stop treating it like a TV station.
1681
01:24:56.270 --> 01:24:56.949
He's an expert.
1682
01:24:56.989 --> 01:24:59.529
Anyway, I'm excited for the fall now. I really am.
1683
01:24:59.569 --> 01:25:01.310
I think we're going to see a big, big boost,
1684
01:25:01.350 --> 01:25:02.810
and hopefully things will go well.
1685
01:25:03.020 --> 01:25:05.960
Yeah, I'm going to predict he's not going to have
1686
01:25:06.100 --> 01:25:10.560
any boost whatsoever. He's going to keep on slowly dying
1687
01:25:10.619 --> 01:25:16.569
a slow death like he's been for 10 years. Oh,
1688
01:25:16.609 --> 01:25:18.560
this is the thing about the kick chat.
1689
01:25:18.729 --> 01:25:21.020
You guys over on Kicker getting called out by Spoderman.
1690
01:25:21.060 --> 01:25:22.880
He's basically saying that you're a bunch of brokey bums
1691
01:25:22.920 --> 01:25:24.300
who don't have any money and that's why you don't
1692
01:25:24.319 --> 01:25:26.720
support anyone's content. What do you guys have to say
1693
01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:29.739
about that? What do you guys have to say in
1694
01:25:29.760 --> 01:25:32.100
retaliation of that? That's ridiculous. I can't believe you would
1695
01:25:32.140 --> 01:25:33.359
say such horrible things about you.
1696
01:25:33.500 --> 01:25:36.399
Yeah, you guys should send some money and prove him wrong. Yeah.
1697
01:25:37.079 --> 01:25:38.520
That's exactly what he was hoping for.
1698
01:25:38.550 --> 01:25:41.550
That's exactly what he was hoping for. Wow. That's exactly
1699
01:25:41.569 --> 01:25:43.829
what he's hoping for. Speaking of money, we want to
1700
01:25:43.850 --> 01:25:47.470
thank Just Call Me Rope. who sent a kick, and JustCallMeRope,
1701
01:25:47.510 --> 01:25:51.170
who sent 100 kick, and FF9000, who sent 50 kicks.
1702
01:25:51.229 --> 01:25:53.630
Thank you for the kick support. We love the kick support,
1703
01:25:53.670 --> 01:25:56.109
mostly because I get to keep most of it. So
1704
01:25:56.180 --> 01:26:01.000
thank you, kick supporters. See, I'm not twisting your arm,
1705
01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:03.479
but I will say that the kick support is vastly
1706
01:26:03.560 --> 01:26:06.420
behind the YouTube support, so maybe they should catch up.
1707
01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:08.180
Maybe they should catch up, guys.
1708
01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:08.779
Wow.
1709
01:26:09.149 --> 01:26:11.029
You don't want to get beat by the YouTube chat,
1710
01:26:11.069 --> 01:26:11.409
do you?
1711
01:26:11.670 --> 01:26:13.109
Sporter Man, they told you to go F yourself.
1712
01:26:14.989 --> 01:26:15.289
Okay.
1713
01:26:18.359 --> 01:26:18.800
Very good.
1714
01:26:19.739 --> 01:26:20.140
All right.
1715
01:26:20.859 --> 01:26:23.840
DSP, did you see Bungie confirmed more Destiny in the future?
1716
01:26:23.880 --> 01:26:25.520
Would you play a Destiny 3 if it came out?
1717
01:26:25.899 --> 01:26:28.899
Destiny 1 and 2 suck. Okay, I'm just going to
1718
01:26:28.939 --> 01:26:31.819
say this outright as loud as I can. And people
1719
01:26:31.859 --> 01:26:34.520
need to start listening to me. Because this is what
1720
01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:36.680
I said day one when Destiny came out. This is
1721
01:26:36.699 --> 01:26:39.560
what I said when I played Destiny 2. Destiny sucks.
1722
01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:43.739
Destiny is just Halo with a skin on it to
1723
01:26:43.779 --> 01:26:46.569
make it look like an MMO, but it sucks. It's
1724
01:26:46.609 --> 01:26:50.710
a fucking generic ass shooter with almost no quality to
1725
01:26:50.729 --> 01:26:53.350
it whatsoever. You could play any other.
1726
01:26:53.850 --> 01:26:56.109
I would love to see him develop a game. I
1727
01:26:56.130 --> 01:26:59.859
would love this. He's such an expert. Like, let's come on.
1728
01:26:59.979 --> 01:27:01.319
Show us your game, dude.
1729
01:27:01.939 --> 01:27:02.359
You know, like.
1730
01:27:04.470 --> 01:27:07.069
Their game co-op and get the same exact fun i want.
1731
01:27:06.970 --> 01:27:10.329
To make a dsp game where you're streaming and and
1732
01:27:10.369 --> 01:27:16.439
then the buttons are like different bags i'm gonna do
1733
01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:18.819
it i i fucked around with it i think it'd
1734
01:27:18.840 --> 01:27:19.520
be funny.
1735
01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:22.560
Experience you get playing destiny. There's nothing unique about it.
1736
01:27:22.560 --> 01:27:24.520
There's nothing that stands out about it No one should
1737
01:27:24.539 --> 01:27:26.479
have ever played it but because it was made by
1738
01:27:26.579 --> 01:27:29.399
Bungie and Bungie had a bunch of fanboys behind it
1739
01:27:29.899 --> 01:27:31.659
and a bunch of money to promote and.
1740
01:27:31.619 --> 01:27:34.270
You gotta monitor the live chat when somebody said something
1741
01:27:34.289 --> 01:27:36.569
nasty you could have options to yell at them and
1742
01:27:36.609 --> 01:27:41.390
call them retarded and stuff and Yeah. And then the stats, like, everything,
1743
01:27:41.409 --> 01:27:44.970
the stats all change, like, depending on how angry and
1744
01:27:45.010 --> 01:27:47.170
nasty you are to the audience and how much you
1745
01:27:47.189 --> 01:27:47.890
beg and stuff.
1746
01:27:47.909 --> 01:27:49.970
They somehow got a dedicated.
1747
01:27:49.989 --> 01:27:51.270
DSP simulator.
1748
01:27:51.289 --> 01:27:51.710
Yes!
1749
01:27:51.729 --> 01:27:53.310
That would be great. DSP sim.
1750
01:27:53.350 --> 01:27:53.649
Like, you.
1751
01:27:58.560 --> 01:28:01.560
All the detractors would play that shit online every day.
1752
01:28:01.579 --> 01:28:04.300
It would be great. They'll advertise it for me.
1753
01:28:04.340 --> 01:28:06.710
If you go so long without a super chat, then
1754
01:28:06.729 --> 01:28:09.510
it's like a counter pops up. And then you have
1755
01:28:09.550 --> 01:28:11.390
to look at the chat. You have to make your
1756
01:28:11.409 --> 01:28:14.170
character stare at the chat. There's a little bar that's
1757
01:28:14.210 --> 01:28:16.229
going left to right, left to right, left to right.
1758
01:28:16.250 --> 01:28:17.939
And you've got to click it right in the middle
1759
01:28:17.979 --> 01:28:20.060
so that you continue staring at the chat.
1760
01:28:20.079 --> 01:28:20.180
Right.
1761
01:28:20.300 --> 01:28:21.739
Because if you click to the left or to.
1762
01:28:21.680 --> 01:28:24.840
The right, you're going to lose your gaze.
1763
01:28:25.060 --> 01:28:27.119
He does stuff like that. You ever see him when
1764
01:28:27.140 --> 01:28:29.180
he crosses his arms and he's like, I'm not going
1765
01:28:29.199 --> 01:28:31.619
to keep playing. I'm not going to keep playing this
1766
01:28:31.689 --> 01:28:34.869
game because there's no support. And he crosses his arms
1767
01:28:34.909 --> 01:28:36.609
and he looks at the chat and he just waits
1768
01:28:36.729 --> 01:28:39.630
for the fucking money to roll back in, you know?
1769
01:28:39.649 --> 01:28:39.720
Oh.
1770
01:28:40.109 --> 01:28:41.449
It holds the chat hostage?
1771
01:28:41.890 --> 01:28:42.909
Yeah.
1772
01:28:43.210 --> 01:28:43.930
Did you ever see.
1773
01:28:43.930 --> 01:28:44.729
The scorn rant?
1774
01:28:45.899 --> 01:28:46.409
The what?
1775
01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:51.000
The scorn rant that he did. It's old. I'll have
1776
01:28:51.020 --> 01:28:52.520
to send it to you.
1777
01:28:52.680 --> 01:28:53.260
Yeah.
1778
01:28:53.420 --> 01:28:54.899
Put it in the private chat. We'll watch it.
1779
01:28:54.920 --> 01:28:57.140
Destiny sucks. It was never good.
1780
01:28:57.159 --> 01:28:59.380
A lot of people like Destiny.
1781
01:28:59.880 --> 01:29:00.140
Oh, yeah.
1782
01:29:00.149 --> 01:29:03.739
Especially if you have a lot of friends who play
1783
01:29:03.779 --> 01:29:06.439
with you. It's more of that kind of game. If
1784
01:29:06.460 --> 01:29:09.500
you're just a dude playing online, you're probably not going
1785
01:29:09.520 --> 01:29:11.239
to have a great time playing Destiny if you've got
1786
01:29:11.260 --> 01:29:12.460
a bunch of friends together.
1787
01:29:12.479 --> 01:29:14.520
Yeah, my friend at the cabin, he plays Call of
1788
01:29:14.539 --> 01:29:17.689
Duty with all his friends, and I watch. I don't play,
1789
01:29:17.949 --> 01:29:20.350
but I sit next to him and just watch them play.
1790
01:29:20.529 --> 01:29:23.329
It's like a lot. Co-op playing with a bunch of
1791
01:29:23.390 --> 01:29:26.359
friends is a lot of fun. But Phil's problem is
1792
01:29:26.460 --> 01:29:29.159
he doesn't have any friends to play with.
1793
01:29:29.760 --> 01:29:31.060
He's got no friends!
1794
01:29:31.239 --> 01:29:32.539
He's got no social life!
1795
01:29:34.010 --> 01:29:36.510
For us to have different tastes, different preferences, alright, I
1796
01:29:36.550 --> 01:29:38.890
want you to understand, if you're a big fan of Destiny,
1797
01:29:39.529 --> 01:29:41.329
guess what? That's okay on my opinion.
1798
01:29:41.850 --> 01:29:42.430
That's alright.
1799
01:29:42.609 --> 01:29:43.670
But I disagree with you.
1800
01:29:43.829 --> 01:29:45.770
I've played both. I hate them. I think they're shitty.
1801
01:29:46.100 --> 01:29:46.380
Okay?
1802
01:29:46.409 --> 01:29:48.399
Being honest, I think the games are shitty. I think
1803
01:29:48.420 --> 01:29:52.010
they're actually minimal effort. copy paste, redo what we've already
1804
01:29:52.050 --> 01:29:54.890
done a million times. There's a documentary about the making
1805
01:29:54.930 --> 01:29:58.020
of destiny and how in the development boardrooms, when they
1806
01:29:58.039 --> 01:30:00.779
were talking about the game, they had conversations. Why are
1807
01:30:00.800 --> 01:30:04.079
we making a halo again? And that's really all we
1808
01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:05.880
know how to do is just keep making halo. So
1809
01:30:05.899 --> 01:30:08.270
that's all they've ever done is made halo 10 times.
1810
01:30:08.810 --> 01:30:10.270
You know, it's the same fucking game.
1811
01:30:13.109 --> 01:30:15.310
They made halo 10 times now.
1812
01:30:16.289 --> 01:30:18.789
As you know, all of the FPS, yeah.
1813
01:30:18.989 --> 01:30:21.100
Bungie's been in a lot of problems recently.
1814
01:30:21.260 --> 01:30:23.520
You could say that about almost any game. I mean,
1815
01:30:23.539 --> 01:30:25.560
you could say that about all his Street Fighter games.
1816
01:30:25.579 --> 01:30:29.439
It's the same damn game. Just looks better, different skins, whatever,
1817
01:30:29.560 --> 01:30:30.159
more moves.
1818
01:30:30.390 --> 01:30:34.170
First-person shooters all feel the same to me, no matter
1819
01:30:34.229 --> 01:30:37.430
what the franchise is. It all feels like just an
1820
01:30:37.489 --> 01:30:41.439
extension of Doom and Quake and even... as far back
1821
01:30:41.479 --> 01:30:42.840
as Wolfenstein 3D, right?
1822
01:30:42.859 --> 01:30:45.630
They basically said that they weren't going to make anything
1823
01:30:45.689 --> 01:30:48.170
with Destiny anymore. They were basically going to almost sunset
1824
01:30:48.189 --> 01:30:49.789
the game, and they were going to put everything in
1825
01:30:49.810 --> 01:30:52.760
the marathon, except marathon released, no one liked it. The
1826
01:30:52.800 --> 01:30:55.159
game has tanked miserably. Almost no one plays it anymore.
1827
01:30:55.789 --> 01:30:58.609
So it's making them no money. And they realized, oh, shit. Well,
1828
01:30:58.729 --> 01:30:59.909
I guess we screwed up. We got to go back
1829
01:30:59.949 --> 01:31:04.569
and make Destiny again. And this is their desperation pivot. Oops,
1830
01:31:04.670 --> 01:31:07.609
let's go back then. They didn't intend to do this.
1831
01:31:07.649 --> 01:31:11.020
This is what happened when the nostalgia critic wanted to
1832
01:31:11.060 --> 01:31:13.220
stop being the nostalgia critic and instead wanted to do
1833
01:31:13.340 --> 01:31:15.659
other projects. And he started to other projects and they
1834
01:31:15.680 --> 01:31:17.699
all tanked and failed. And all his fans said, no,
1835
01:31:17.779 --> 01:31:19.539
all we want you for is nostalgia critics to either
1836
01:31:19.579 --> 01:31:21.439
do that or fail. And he said, well, I guess
1837
01:31:21.470 --> 01:31:23.109
I got to make nostalgia critic again. So he went
1838
01:31:23.149 --> 01:31:25.710
back to making it. and he hasn't stopped since, right?
1839
01:31:25.729 --> 01:31:28.789
So it's the same thing. You're known for one thing.
1840
01:31:29.130 --> 01:31:31.770
That's the one thing anyone wants you for. Sure, you
1841
01:31:31.810 --> 01:31:35.069
can try something new, but you also can't abandon the
1842
01:31:35.090 --> 01:31:38.109
fan base that kept you prominent for all that time.
1843
01:31:38.130 --> 01:31:39.770
That's the irony right here.
1844
01:31:39.789 --> 01:31:40.989
Then the other thing becomes popular.
1845
01:31:41.109 --> 01:31:43.250
Yeah, the guy who doesn't want to play games anymore,
1846
01:31:43.289 --> 01:31:44.149
but he has to.
1847
01:31:44.170 --> 01:31:46.010
Yeah, he's going to be wearing a hat and a
1848
01:31:46.050 --> 01:31:47.430
vest again real soon.
1849
01:31:48.270 --> 01:31:52.789
I want to thank Christy Crane. Krusty Krab, who just
1850
01:31:52.829 --> 01:31:57.350
bought me five beers on Buy Me a Coffee. And showing,
1851
01:31:57.710 --> 01:32:01.899
it's buymeacoffee.com forward slash truthseekers. That's where you can buy
1852
01:32:01.939 --> 01:32:04.960
me a coffee. And thank you so much for your kindness, generosity,
1853
01:32:05.060 --> 01:32:08.640
and support. Now I only need to get about, like,
1854
01:32:08.640 --> 01:32:10.760
15 more people to buy me a beer to replace
1855
01:32:10.819 --> 01:32:16.640
the beer that H-Bomb drank at my cabin. Fucking leech. And,
1856
01:32:16.659 --> 01:32:18.600
you know, if he had work that day, I wouldn't
1857
01:32:18.619 --> 01:32:19.100
even care.
1858
01:32:19.710 --> 01:32:20.409
I wouldn't even care.
1859
01:32:20.430 --> 01:32:23.250
I'd be like, you earned some beers. That's fine. Add
1860
01:32:23.289 --> 01:32:26.770
some free pizza. But he drank all the beer. He
1861
01:32:26.810 --> 01:32:28.550
made me buy two pizzas and then he was too
1862
01:32:28.590 --> 01:32:32.829
drunk to eat the pizza. So, but thank you.
1863
01:32:32.850 --> 01:32:34.970
I put that link in the chat, by the way.
1864
01:32:35.250 --> 01:32:38.329
Thank you, Krusty Krab, for your kindness, generosity, and big,
1865
01:32:38.369 --> 01:32:40.449
big support of the show. Let's finish this clip first
1866
01:32:40.609 --> 01:32:41.649
and we'll come back to that.
1867
01:32:41.710 --> 01:32:43.569
You can transition into it, but you can't just say,
1868
01:32:43.689 --> 01:32:46.270
fuck the past and on to the new. And that's
1869
01:32:46.300 --> 01:32:49.520
what they tried to do. And It didn't work. It
1870
01:32:49.539 --> 01:32:52.760
was a miserable failure. So like all they're doing is
1871
01:32:52.779 --> 01:32:54.750
battling the first announcement they made it.
1872
01:32:54.850 --> 01:32:58.470
He knows about miserable failure. So he's an expert in that, right?
1873
01:32:59.630 --> 01:33:02.789
Oh, we're bringing back all that content that we vaulted.
1874
01:33:03.170 --> 01:33:05.789
Cause for those who don't know, when destiny two came out,
1875
01:33:06.010 --> 01:33:08.909
there was a story and there was several seasons of story.
1876
01:33:09.039 --> 01:33:10.840
And then they went to like season two, season three.
1877
01:33:11.319 --> 01:33:18.560
After a while, they hid half of the story. What
1878
01:33:18.579 --> 01:33:20.380
do you mean? Well, I could tell you firsthand because
1879
01:33:20.420 --> 01:33:23.939
my wife was interested and wanted to try Destiny. And
1880
01:33:23.960 --> 01:33:26.140
when she started playing it, she was like, I can't
1881
01:33:26.239 --> 01:33:28.500
actually play the story. And I asked her why. She's like,
1882
01:33:28.539 --> 01:33:31.840
it's gone. It's not available. You have to start with
1883
01:33:31.859 --> 01:33:33.840
like the last two or three seasons, but then you
1884
01:33:33.859 --> 01:33:36.699
have to watch like a summary of what happened. You
1885
01:33:36.729 --> 01:33:38.010
can't actually play the story.
1886
01:33:38.869 --> 01:33:40.770
I'm pretty sure you can't play the story. And maybe
1887
01:33:40.789 --> 01:33:42.890
his wife was just too dumb to figure it out.
1888
01:33:43.149 --> 01:33:45.090
Phil was too dumb to help her figure it out.
1889
01:33:45.560 --> 01:33:47.180
professional game player that he is.
1890
01:33:47.319 --> 01:33:50.369
Why? Because they're morons. Like, that's it, because they're just
1891
01:33:50.409 --> 01:33:53.130
fucking stupid. They thought it would be a good idea
1892
01:33:53.630 --> 01:33:56.590
to hide half of the story of their game. Now,
1893
01:33:56.789 --> 01:33:59.289
everyone's given them shit for this for endlessly for the last, like,
1894
01:33:59.409 --> 01:34:02.210
five to seven years, so finally now they're saying, oh,
1895
01:34:02.210 --> 01:34:06.319
we're bringing back the story that we vaulted. Okay, why
1896
01:34:06.359 --> 01:34:07.880
did you vault it? Could you at least tell us
1897
01:34:07.920 --> 01:34:12.939
why you're so dumb? So anyway, that's coming back, and
1898
01:34:12.960 --> 01:34:17.550
then They said they're claiming, oh, we're now resuming development
1899
01:34:18.409 --> 01:34:21.020
of Destiny 2 again. Well, why did you stop it?
1900
01:34:23.659 --> 01:34:26.340
I just want to thank Elaine Walls, this Krusty Krab.
1901
01:34:26.520 --> 01:34:29.979
She's known as Elaine Walls in the live chat. So
1902
01:34:30.020 --> 01:34:31.880
thank you for the beer. She must have felt bad
1903
01:34:31.920 --> 01:34:37.149
for me because H-Bomb drank all my beer. Because it's
1904
01:34:37.170 --> 01:34:39.170
called buy me a coffee, but I don't drink coffee.
1905
01:34:39.229 --> 01:34:42.050
So we use that for the beer fund. But I'm
1906
01:34:42.069 --> 01:34:44.130
going to need plenty of beer fun to make up
1907
01:34:44.170 --> 01:34:48.350
for H-Bomb, you know, drinking all my beer.
1908
01:34:48.380 --> 01:34:51.380
Oh, anyway, yeah, so this is, for those who love Destiny,
1909
01:34:51.640 --> 01:34:54.119
this is good news, because you thought they were sunsetting
1910
01:34:54.159 --> 01:34:56.220
the game, and they were going to only do Marathon.
1911
01:34:56.239 --> 01:34:58.079
Yeah, then we were going to have a campfire and
1912
01:34:58.119 --> 01:35:00.119
drink beer, but there was no beer left, so he
1913
01:35:00.159 --> 01:35:04.399
just left. He was going to stay in the trailer,
1914
01:35:04.420 --> 01:35:06.539
and I don't know if he didn't like the trailer.
1915
01:35:07.000 --> 01:35:10.979
He goes and looks at the trailer, and I... No offense,
1916
01:35:11.020 --> 01:35:13.979
but I have to explain to people how composting toilet
1917
01:35:14.020 --> 01:35:16.310
works because you have to sit down even to pee.
1918
01:35:16.329 --> 01:35:19.270
Do you know what I mean? So I show him
1919
01:35:19.409 --> 01:35:21.689
the trailer and then he just was like, yeah, I
1920
01:35:21.710 --> 01:35:26.300
think I'm driving back tonight. He looked at the trailer.
1921
01:35:26.310 --> 01:35:30.699
It wasn't swank enough for his staying the night again.
1922
01:35:30.720 --> 01:35:34.079
But Marathon has flopped so endlessly and mercifully.
1923
01:35:34.100 --> 01:35:38.600
And what excuse did you use? Your car handles poorly
1924
01:35:38.729 --> 01:35:39.250
in rain.
1925
01:35:40.500 --> 01:35:42.100
It has slick tires on the back.
1926
01:35:42.600 --> 01:35:46.479
Oh, come on, man. Your Camaro can't handle rain?
1927
01:35:46.960 --> 01:35:49.600
I had Tyler's show the next day, and I wanted
1928
01:35:49.619 --> 01:35:51.680
to make sure that I was home and prepped for it.
1929
01:35:52.229 --> 01:35:54.289
And sober. You had to go home and sober up.
1930
01:35:54.350 --> 01:35:55.789
Is that what you're saying?
1931
01:35:56.010 --> 01:35:56.130
Okay.
1932
01:35:56.510 --> 01:35:58.069
Unlike Phil, I keep my commitments.
1933
01:36:00.250 --> 01:36:02.029
Basically, they have to go back on what they wanted
1934
01:36:02.050 --> 01:36:03.609
to do and give people what they want, which is
1935
01:36:03.630 --> 01:36:05.310
going to be more destiny. So if you like that,
1936
01:36:05.710 --> 01:36:06.170
there's your.
1937
01:36:07.649 --> 01:36:09.539
I can't lie. I wanted him to stay over because
1938
01:36:09.579 --> 01:36:11.079
I was going to steal his keys and take his
1939
01:36:11.140 --> 01:36:14.680
car for a fucking move, dude. I was going to
1940
01:36:14.779 --> 01:36:16.039
fucking take it for a run.
1941
01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:19.520
My buddy actually did that when I was down at
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01:36:19.560 --> 01:36:22.750
the beach. I passed out because, yeah, I.
1943
01:36:22.659 --> 01:36:24.229
Drank too much.
1944
01:36:24.250 --> 01:36:25.430
He stole my truck.
1945
01:36:25.770 --> 01:36:28.300
He stole my truck. I was going to slam that
1946
01:36:28.359 --> 01:36:31.159
Camaro into a fucking mountain doing like 120, you know?
1947
01:36:31.300 --> 01:36:33.579
Okay, right, that's good.
1948
01:36:33.619 --> 01:36:34.300
I mean, I guess not.
1949
01:36:34.640 --> 01:36:35.779
Sorry, dude.
1950
01:36:35.850 --> 01:36:40.510
That's good. So, the whole Alchemist today for our pack rips,
1951
01:36:40.829 --> 01:36:43.310
how does it work? It's based on your levels of support.
1952
01:36:43.829 --> 01:36:48.729
There's milestones of support for $ 100. cumulative from everybody, then $ 150,
1953
01:36:48.649 --> 01:36:51.850
then $ 200, then $ 250, then $ 300. Each milestone is a
1954
01:36:51.880 --> 01:36:53.779
pack that we will open at the end of the
1955
01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:54.979
stream on DSP Pack.
1956
01:36:55.000 --> 01:36:59.779
He's really expecting to get $ 300 plus the normal goal.
1957
01:37:00.100 --> 01:37:02.810
So what is that? $ 550 he's looking for?
1958
01:37:03.319 --> 01:37:04.279
So he changed it?
1959
01:37:05.229 --> 01:37:05.850
I guess.
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01:37:06.250 --> 01:37:08.770
I guess he changed it. Because I thought it was
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01:37:08.829 --> 01:37:09.810
like $ 100 or wasn't it?
1962
01:37:10.310 --> 01:37:13.850
It was originally $ 150 and then Doody came out and
1963
01:37:13.869 --> 01:37:16.310
said it was $ 250 and now it sounds like today he.
1964
01:37:16.289 --> 01:37:20.170
Upped it But wasn't it like per person? It was like.
1965
01:37:21.130 --> 01:37:26.689
Man, he really needs that tax money. He really, really does, right?
1966
01:37:26.789 --> 01:37:28.409
That's what this is about, absolutely.
1967
01:37:28.449 --> 01:37:32.289
It was 50 bucks, right? 50 bucks per person.
1968
01:37:32.289 --> 01:37:33.430
50 bucks for a pack rip.
1969
01:37:34.970 --> 01:37:35.710
Per person.
1970
01:37:36.289 --> 01:37:39.409
Correct, per person. And then if you do 100, you
1971
01:37:39.430 --> 01:37:40.449
get the special pack.
1972
01:37:42.189 --> 01:37:43.430
Special rips.
1973
01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:47.220
Also, if someone is generous and does a $ 50 contribution,
1974
01:37:47.779 --> 01:37:50.239
that is a bonus pack. So if someone does a
1975
01:37:50.220 --> 01:37:52.960
$ 50 super chat or a $ 50 tip via PayPal.
1976
01:37:54.500 --> 01:37:56.279
This is such a scam.
1977
01:37:56.399 --> 01:37:58.479
It's stupid. It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
1978
01:37:58.489 --> 01:38:02.649
It's like, what incentive do you have? You get to
1979
01:38:02.750 --> 01:38:03.970
see someone do something.
1980
01:38:04.630 --> 01:38:07.409
You get to see him open children's cards.
1981
01:38:07.510 --> 01:38:11.029
Yeah, there's no chance of owning the card, having the card,
1982
01:38:11.430 --> 01:38:12.130
just watching.
1983
01:38:13.189 --> 01:38:15.489
Why wouldn't you just take the 50 bucks and go
1984
01:38:15.520 --> 01:38:17.960
to Walmart and buy your own fucking cards? This is
1985
01:38:17.979 --> 01:38:18.760
so stupid.
1986
01:38:18.800 --> 01:38:20.859
You would be able to buy several packs of them.
1987
01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:23.300
Because that was the whole thing. The packs cost, what,
1988
01:38:23.300 --> 01:38:26.449
10 to 15 bucks? I guess, he wants but he
1989
01:38:26.489 --> 01:38:29.550
wants 50 he can't he can't do it for 10
1990
01:38:29.550 --> 01:38:32.149
or 15 bucks because he makes no money so instead
1991
01:38:32.180 --> 01:38:35.800
of doing 20 25 whatever no all the way up to.
1992
01:38:35.699 --> 01:38:38.899
50 and he has spent thousands of dollars on these
1993
01:38:38.960 --> 01:38:40.460
cards somebody's tracking it on.
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01:38:40.380 --> 01:38:45.020
Twitter 10 subs on kicker.
1995
01:38:43.899 --> 01:38:47.149
And the finance charges i'm sure He's putting them on
1996
01:38:47.210 --> 01:38:48.789
a credit card for sure.
1997
01:38:49.029 --> 01:38:52.800
Kicks on kick. Those are $ 50 contributions that count, and
1998
01:38:52.819 --> 01:38:55.659
we will open a bonus pack in addition to whatever
1999
01:38:55.699 --> 01:39:00.680
that adds to our cumulative support milestones. And lastly... For
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01:39:00.699 --> 01:39:05.239
a big contribution of $ 100, or if we hit a
2001
01:39:05.239 --> 01:39:08.439
$ 250 cumulative milestone, we open premium packs where the hits
2002
01:39:08.880 --> 01:39:11.859
are huge. For example, we have one pack left of
2003
01:39:11.899 --> 01:39:16.220
Magnificent Monsters Yu-Gi-Oh!, where there could be up to a $ 35, 000 card.
2004
01:39:16.699 --> 01:39:19.520
After that, we'll go back to Mega Dream EX Japanese Pokemon,
2005
01:39:19.859 --> 01:39:20.960
where we can have a hit up to $ 360 or...
2006
01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:21.439
What was that again?
2007
01:39:25.939 --> 01:39:30.979
I think it was his Super Chat sound. Chun-Li.
2008
01:39:31.159 --> 01:39:35.920
Sounds like the gay DSP voice that H-Bug is.
2009
01:39:36.579 --> 01:39:37.380
It does, right?
2010
01:39:37.399 --> 01:39:38.859
I'm not wrong. Wait a minute.
2011
01:39:38.880 --> 01:39:41.590
Dream EX Japanese Pokemon, where we can have it hit
2012
01:39:41.630 --> 01:39:47.949
up to $ 360 or a God Pack worth over $ 700.
2013
01:39:46.430 --> 01:39:48.630
So there you go. Sound good?
2014
01:39:49.430 --> 01:39:49.750
Cool.
2015
01:39:51.069 --> 01:39:53.390
Sporderman, thanks for two bucks. Bring Boogie on as a guest.
2016
01:39:53.430 --> 01:39:57.590
He's a free agent now. I don't really care. What
2017
01:39:57.630 --> 01:40:00.270
happened with Lalkow Live? It's hilarious because wasn't the Lord
2018
01:40:00.300 --> 01:40:04.020
that bought Lalkow Live and threw Keemstar off? So why
2019
01:40:04.060 --> 01:40:06.260
is he a free agent then? Oh, wait, are you
2020
01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:08.840
saying the whole thing was a staged lie? What a
2021
01:40:08.899 --> 01:40:14.920
shocking twist. I never would have thought. Irony. Wow, that's
2022
01:40:14.979 --> 01:40:18.810
amazing news. I'm shocked, and I never would have ever imagined.
2023
01:40:18.869 --> 01:40:21.890
Kind of like that King Snake arc was all a lie.
2024
01:40:21.949 --> 01:40:25.050
He was manipulating the Kino Casino, and it was all
2025
01:40:25.069 --> 01:40:26.829
a lie that he was their friend.
2026
01:40:27.470 --> 01:40:32.039
Imagine that everything that they do is fake. Huge shakeup
2027
01:40:32.119 --> 01:40:35.359
at Xbox again. This is probably the third big shakeup
2028
01:40:35.399 --> 01:40:38.399
that Xbox has done this year. This morning it was
2029
01:40:38.439 --> 01:40:44.300
announced 268 roles are being terminated at Xbox. Halo is
2030
01:40:44.340 --> 01:40:46.819
now under Activision. I want to repeat what I just said.
2031
01:40:47.340 --> 01:40:53.319
Halo is under Activision. Halo Studios, aka 343 Industries, that
2032
01:40:53.380 --> 01:40:58.159
made Halo 4, 5, 6, you know, the recent Halo
2033
01:40:58.270 --> 01:41:01.250
Infinite flop because they couldn't continue to make content after
2034
01:41:01.289 --> 01:41:03.329
the launch of the game. They failed miserably as a studio.
2035
01:41:04.229 --> 01:41:07.029
They are only going to be a support studio moving forward.
2036
01:41:07.090 --> 01:41:13.399
They are no longer in charge of Halo or any projects. Well,
2037
01:41:13.520 --> 01:41:15.159
I do have a question, okay?
2038
01:41:16.149 --> 01:41:17.270
Gaming expert here.
2039
01:41:17.770 --> 01:41:22.890
What took so long? Halo Infinite flopped like five plus
2040
01:41:22.909 --> 01:41:26.090
years ago, okay? And when I say it flopped, it
2041
01:41:26.430 --> 01:41:30.149
actually sold well at launch, but then 343 Industries was
2042
01:41:30.229 --> 01:41:33.229
completely incapable of keeping up with any kind of a
2043
01:41:33.250 --> 01:41:36.729
development schedule. They did not put out proper seasonal content,
2044
01:41:37.029 --> 01:41:39.850
so they couldn't hook their audience, and they lost their audience.
2045
01:41:40.310 --> 01:41:42.890
It's sad because that year Halo Infinite came out, it
2046
01:41:42.949 --> 01:41:46.470
actually had more players and more interest than actual Call
2047
01:41:46.510 --> 01:41:49.430
of Duty and Battlefield. But what happened was the game
2048
01:41:49.470 --> 01:41:53.159
developers suck. they could not keep up they couldn't put
2049
01:41:53.319 --> 01:41:56.739
out enough content to keep the players satiated again i.
2050
01:41:56.850 --> 01:41:58.949
Would love to see him develop a game he's so
2051
01:41:59.069 --> 01:42:01.529
critical of all the game studios right.
2052
01:42:01.689 --> 01:42:03.710
So within two months of the game being out it
2053
01:42:03.729 --> 01:42:06.350
was the same content it stagnated and everyone moved on
2054
01:42:06.390 --> 01:42:07.989
so there's nothing to do here we're tired of.
2055
01:42:07.989 --> 01:42:13.439
This he's critical of everything i mean the stupid jack-in-the-box
2056
01:42:13.479 --> 01:42:16.159
thing bitching about his lettuce not being on there and
2057
01:42:16.199 --> 01:42:20.390
just by miserable can't taste the ketchup he.
2058
01:42:20.750 --> 01:42:23.409
Really is a miserable fucking person.
2059
01:42:23.329 --> 01:42:27.069
Insanely completely mismanaged well it took them this it took
2060
01:42:27.109 --> 01:42:30.869
them halo four five and six all flopping for them
2061
01:42:30.909 --> 01:42:33.810
to realize that that studio isn't good and can't do
2062
01:42:33.869 --> 01:42:36.909
it it took them over a fucking decade to figure
2063
01:42:36.949 --> 01:42:40.630
this out do you understand how bad of a leader
2064
01:42:40.649 --> 01:42:41.550
phil spencer was.
2065
01:42:41.800 --> 01:42:45.539
This is bullshit, because if Halo 4 flopped, they would
2066
01:42:45.579 --> 01:42:47.979
not let the same studio do 5 and 6. Do
2067
01:42:48.020 --> 01:42:52.199
you know what I mean? Right? Am I wrong?
2068
01:42:52.479 --> 01:42:56.130
I guess only in his mind it flopped.
2069
01:42:56.569 --> 01:42:59.130
He didn't do anything for this company. Even though we
2070
01:42:59.149 --> 01:43:01.270
all believe, oh, the bro, he's a gamer bro. He
2071
01:43:01.310 --> 01:43:05.619
was a moron. He really screwed stuff up. So this
2072
01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:08.060
is what I said should have happened five years ago.
2073
01:43:08.100 --> 01:43:10.319
As soon as Halo Infinite failed, I was right here
2074
01:43:10.399 --> 01:43:12.449
on stream saying, get them out of there.
2075
01:43:12.689 --> 01:43:18.630
Halo 4 made $ 220 million. Is that really? That's a flop?
2076
01:43:18.869 --> 01:43:19.470
A game that.
2077
01:43:19.369 --> 01:43:22.270
Made $ 220 million?
2078
01:43:22.680 --> 01:43:24.939
How much did it cost to make that game? I
2079
01:43:24.960 --> 01:43:25.359
don't know.
2080
01:43:25.380 --> 01:43:25.920
That was going to.
2081
01:43:28.470 --> 01:43:30.949
Microsoft later reported that the game went on to pull
2082
01:43:31.010 --> 01:43:38.789
in $ 300 million during its opening week. $ 100.
2083
01:43:36.850 --> 01:43:41.239
Million to make and develop and market Halo 4.
2084
01:43:41.239 --> 01:43:44.199
Yeah, so they made $ 200 million.
2085
01:43:44.619 --> 01:43:47.279
Yeah, it was a commercial success.
2086
01:43:48.399 --> 01:43:51.779
Yeah, so that's a huge commercial success. He's just completely wrong.
2087
01:43:51.939 --> 01:43:54.439
I don't understand a game expert that calls a game
2088
01:43:54.479 --> 01:43:55.600
a flop when they made $ 200 million.
2089
01:43:55.619 --> 01:43:55.699
Yeah.
2090
01:43:57.180 --> 01:43:59.119
And we can look at Halo 5. How much did
2091
01:43:59.159 --> 01:44:06.189
Halo 5 make? More than $ 400 million. That's a flop, right?
2092
01:44:06.270 --> 01:44:08.029
It cost between $ 100 and $ 120 million to make Halo 5.
2093
01:44:08.010 --> 01:44:10.470
So they made $ 400 million. Yeah, that sounds like a flop.
2094
01:44:10.489 --> 01:44:12.350
Well, see, Halo 6 made $ 300 to $ 500 million in
2095
01:44:12.369 --> 01:44:27.420
gross revenue within its first year alone. None of these
2096
01:44:27.539 --> 01:44:31.010
games are flops. If they made hundreds of millions of dollars,
2097
01:44:31.050 --> 01:44:35.170
that's not a flop, Phil. You're an idiot. You're retarded.
2098
01:44:36.710 --> 01:44:39.890
And give Halo to somebody else? Finally, they're doing that.
2099
01:44:39.909 --> 01:44:45.149
They're giving it to Activision, okay? Rare is now under Activision.
2100
01:44:45.189 --> 01:44:49.029
That's interesting. Now, Rare hasn't really done much besides Sea
2101
01:44:49.069 --> 01:44:51.710
of Thieves, so will they now actually have to do
2102
01:44:51.770 --> 01:44:55.689
more work instead of the same game 5,000 times? It
2103
01:44:55.710 --> 01:44:57.449
would be nice to see them do something because Rare
2104
01:44:57.489 --> 01:44:59.590
is capable of making good games, but instead they just
2105
01:44:59.630 --> 01:45:02.880
sit there making Sea of Thieves slop. Obsidian is now
2106
01:45:02.939 --> 01:45:06.060
under Bethesda, which is hilarious because for the longest time,
2107
01:45:06.100 --> 01:45:09.380
Obsidian wanted to make the Bethesda games. They wanted to
2108
01:45:09.420 --> 01:45:12.090
make another Fallout. They wanted to make another Elder Scrolls,
2109
01:45:12.109 --> 01:45:14.210
and they were told no, no, no, no, no. Now
2110
01:45:14.250 --> 01:45:17.229
they're actually part of Bethesda, so that's probably what they're
2111
01:45:17.250 --> 01:45:22.189
going to be doing. Playground and Turn 10 are going
2112
01:45:22.210 --> 01:45:25.090
to merge into one super studio to work on Forza
2113
01:45:25.109 --> 01:45:28.149
and Fable. Playground's been working on Forza for a decade,
2114
01:45:28.680 --> 01:45:31.069
and now they're making the new Fable, so Turn 10,
2115
01:45:31.069 --> 01:45:34.579
this other studio, is going to fuse with them. To
2116
01:45:34.600 --> 01:45:37.000
be honest with you, I don't know how that's going
2117
01:45:37.020 --> 01:45:39.520
to go, and the reason I say that is Forza...
2118
01:45:39.640 --> 01:45:42.060
Six was a flop. I'm gonna repeat what I just
2119
01:45:42.100 --> 01:45:45.779
said Forza 6 was a flop people don't know that
2120
01:45:45.840 --> 01:45:48.050
because Microsoft So it was coming out and Basically what
2121
01:45:48.090 --> 01:45:50.050
Microsoft did is they what is what is the name
2122
01:45:50.090 --> 01:45:50.689
of the game Forza?
2123
01:45:50.770 --> 01:45:52.069
Yeah, fo RZA How much money did?
2124
01:45:52.130 --> 01:46:10.880
Forza looks like 140 million.
2125
01:46:11.520 --> 01:46:16.989
Yeah. 1.6 billion in total lifetime retail. That's the whole franchise.
2126
01:46:17.890 --> 01:46:18.130
Yeah.
2127
01:46:18.149 --> 01:46:21.109
And, and, and fours is a little weird because they're
2128
01:46:21.130 --> 01:46:24.890
the numbers sort of get confusing. Cause there's Forza. And
2129
01:46:24.909 --> 01:46:28.130
then there's also Forza horizon, which is a different game.
2130
01:46:28.170 --> 01:46:30.789
And so, and I think there's another one too.
2131
01:46:30.810 --> 01:46:33.970
I don't even know. That's something else for him to
2132
01:46:34.010 --> 01:46:37.189
be calling these games, flops that we're making like billions
2133
01:46:37.229 --> 01:46:39.949
of dollars on the franchise. And he's like, oh, it's
2134
01:46:39.989 --> 01:46:40.489
a flop.
2135
01:46:40.649 --> 01:46:41.909
They gave the game out.
2136
01:46:41.930 --> 01:46:44.130
I think he's just going by how well it performed
2137
01:46:44.210 --> 01:46:44.710
for him.
2138
01:46:45.050 --> 01:46:46.560
That's what I was just going to say.
2139
01:46:46.649 --> 01:46:49.180
It was the flop that he didn't make any money
2140
01:46:49.300 --> 01:46:49.600
off of.
2141
01:46:50.399 --> 01:46:52.579
I didn't make enough money off of Forza, so it
2142
01:46:52.600 --> 01:46:54.520
was a flop. I didn't make enough money off of
2143
01:46:54.560 --> 01:46:58.060
Halo 4, 5, and 6. They were flops. Flops for him, maybe.
2144
01:46:58.100 --> 01:47:01.310
Influencers as they possibly could, and they convinced them to
2145
01:47:01.430 --> 01:47:05.189
play it for one weekend. So for one weekend, the
2146
01:47:05.250 --> 01:47:09.029
entire game of Forza 6 was spoiled before anyone could
2147
01:47:09.069 --> 01:47:11.989
buy the game. So when the game came out, the
2148
01:47:12.050 --> 01:47:14.489
entire game was already on the internet. People knew all
2149
01:47:14.529 --> 01:47:17.439
the stunt jump special things that were going to happen. Oh,
2150
01:47:17.460 --> 01:47:19.380
you race a Gundam and all that shit. It was
2151
01:47:19.399 --> 01:47:22.119
already spoiled. So by the time the game came out,
2152
01:47:22.399 --> 01:47:24.300
everyone already knew the whole game. No one bought it.
2153
01:47:25.840 --> 01:47:27.000
It's funny because you might not know that.
2154
01:47:27.020 --> 01:47:27.859
Nobody bought it?
2155
01:47:27.880 --> 01:47:30.319
It was all over the internet. Yeah, because Microsoft gave
2156
01:47:30.340 --> 01:47:31.819
the game away to every influencer.
2157
01:47:32.529 --> 01:47:34.470
So that's called marketing, right?
2158
01:47:34.930 --> 01:47:37.729
Well, he's saying that it's a flop, and I guess
2159
01:47:37.970 --> 01:47:41.130
we've been corrected that it wasn't Forza 6, it's Forza
2160
01:47:41.170 --> 01:47:43.979
Horizon 6, which is the newest one. It looks like
2161
01:47:45.500 --> 01:47:50.560
massive commercial success. Following its release in May 2026, the
2162
01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:55.979
game generated over $ 325 million in gross revenue within its
2163
01:47:56.060 --> 01:48:00.430
first week. How is that a flop? So, yeah.
2164
01:48:01.029 --> 01:48:04.970
That makes no sense. He's retarded. His takes are terrible.
2165
01:48:05.229 --> 01:48:07.229
His takes belong in Bizarro World.
2166
01:48:07.270 --> 01:48:08.539
That's where they belong.
2167
01:48:08.600 --> 01:48:11.359
I think H-Bomb is right. He's talking about how well
2168
01:48:11.399 --> 01:48:14.970
they performed for him with free money from retarded people
2169
01:48:15.010 --> 01:48:16.050
watching that's what.
2170
01:48:15.939 --> 01:48:20.899
He's talking about with with our horizon with that game
2171
01:48:21.739 --> 01:48:24.239
it drives itself i did a review on it and
2172
01:48:24.279 --> 01:48:26.760
was saying how the game was made for the they
2173
01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:34.029
thems out there who can't really drive and that game
2174
01:48:34.100 --> 01:48:36.680
would be right up his alley that it has an
2175
01:48:36.939 --> 01:48:40.079
auto drive feature just built right into it you can
2176
01:48:40.100 --> 01:48:42.979
just press a button and it has auto drive.
2177
01:48:44.100 --> 01:48:49.899
Oh this is something right that is totally insane It's
2178
01:48:49.920 --> 01:48:52.239
a total flop, guys. Made billions of dollars.
2179
01:48:52.319 --> 01:48:54.500
And told them to play it early. So they all did,
2180
01:48:54.600 --> 01:48:56.550
and the game got so spoiled, they won't play the game.
2181
01:48:57.229 --> 01:48:59.409
So four to six is a flop. So I wonder
2182
01:48:59.430 --> 01:49:02.550
what's going to happen moving forward. Our Fable comes out
2183
01:49:02.609 --> 01:49:04.609
next year, and no one knows if Fable's going to
2184
01:49:04.630 --> 01:49:04.930
be good.
2185
01:49:05.350 --> 01:49:06.369
My son likes Fable.
2186
01:49:06.430 --> 01:49:10.439
How do you spoil a racing game? How do you
2187
01:49:10.479 --> 01:49:12.560
have spoilers? It's a racing game.
2188
01:49:13.119 --> 01:49:14.319
It's a racing game, yeah.
2189
01:49:14.560 --> 01:49:15.640
Yeah, it's a racing game.
2190
01:49:16.149 --> 01:49:18.710
You show the tracks and people are like, oh, I
2191
01:49:18.729 --> 01:49:20.069
don't like these tracks.
2192
01:49:20.149 --> 01:49:21.010
It could be terrible.
2193
01:49:21.529 --> 01:49:23.949
You're cheating. You knew you were supposed to turn left.
2194
01:49:24.449 --> 01:49:25.489
Yeah, it makes no sense.
2195
01:49:25.529 --> 01:49:27.550
Somewhere in between. I guess we'll have to see. I
2196
01:49:28.069 --> 01:49:30.949
hope it's good. I want the studio to make good games.
2197
01:49:31.109 --> 01:49:32.869
I want as many good games as possible. I don't
2198
01:49:32.890 --> 01:49:35.409
want anyone to fail. All right. So I do hope
2199
01:49:35.449 --> 01:49:39.149
that Fable ends up being good next year. Okay. Ninja
2200
01:49:39.180 --> 01:49:42.029
Theory is closing. So yes, Ninja Theory, the studio that
2201
01:49:42.069 --> 01:49:45.939
made Senua's Sacrifice and the sequel or whatever they're called.
2202
01:49:46.560 --> 01:49:48.460
um they are closing just.
2203
01:49:48.310 --> 01:49:50.260
Call me rope sent 10 picks thank you for.
2204
01:49:50.119 --> 01:49:53.270
Not surprised the games aren't that great you know what
2205
01:49:53.289 --> 01:49:56.449
i mean like one was good two was not as
2206
01:49:56.489 --> 01:49:59.529
good as one but for some reason gaming media praised
2207
01:49:59.590 --> 01:50:01.409
the shit out of it but it didn't sell so
2208
01:50:02.409 --> 01:50:04.729
now they're making a third game well the second one
2209
01:50:04.750 --> 01:50:06.369
didn't sell why are you making a third.
2210
01:50:06.470 --> 01:50:08.149
Again we don't even need to back pick them the
2211
01:50:08.189 --> 01:50:12.310
second one probably yeah If the game doesn't sell, they
2212
01:50:12.369 --> 01:50:15.619
don't fucking make a part three if two didn't sell,
2213
01:50:15.680 --> 01:50:17.140
you moron, right?
2214
01:50:19.420 --> 01:50:21.260
So they're closing. They were trying to find.
2215
01:50:21.319 --> 01:50:25.250
Sometimes games just run their course, right? Like, I love
2216
01:50:25.289 --> 01:50:28.250
The Force Unleashed, and that was hugely successful. Why didn't
2217
01:50:28.270 --> 01:50:29.130
they make a third one?
2218
01:50:29.229 --> 01:50:29.670
Who knows?
2219
01:50:29.930 --> 01:50:30.310
Who knows?
2220
01:50:30.390 --> 01:50:32.390
They moved on to other things, right? I don't know.
2221
01:50:33.100 --> 01:50:35.079
You know, the buyer for the last several months, they
2222
01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:37.039
can't find a buyer. So it sounds like the entire
2223
01:50:37.159 --> 01:50:38.699
studio is going to close. And that's the end of
2224
01:50:38.859 --> 01:50:47.810
the Senua saga. The third game likely will never be made. OK, so. Arcane,
2225
01:50:48.159 --> 01:50:51.689
they're the ones who made games such as Thief and Dishonored.
2226
01:50:52.029 --> 01:50:53.829
No one knows what's going to happen to Arcane at all.
2227
01:50:54.699 --> 01:50:55.100
All right.
2228
01:50:55.680 --> 01:50:58.750
So the big news, of course, Halo is now going
2229
01:50:58.770 --> 01:51:00.949
to be made by Activision, the same people who make
2230
01:51:00.989 --> 01:51:03.630
Call of Duty. Does this mean that Halo is going
2231
01:51:03.649 --> 01:51:04.369
to actively change?
2232
01:51:04.390 --> 01:51:06.310
What freaking AI music does he have playing?
2233
01:51:06.590 --> 01:51:07.010
What's that?
2234
01:51:07.590 --> 01:51:09.800
What freaking AI music does he have playing?
2235
01:51:10.189 --> 01:51:11.039
It's garbage, yeah.
2236
01:51:11.060 --> 01:51:13.359
Completely different from the ground up. Are they going to
2237
01:51:13.399 --> 01:51:17.039
try to retain... Some of the previous stuff from Halo.
2238
01:51:17.350 --> 01:51:20.310
It's big news in gaming. And it was a long
2239
01:51:20.350 --> 01:51:22.810
time coming. Like I said, I saw the writing on
2240
01:51:22.829 --> 01:51:27.329
the wall years and years ago when Infinite came out,
2241
01:51:27.390 --> 01:51:30.510
was so successful, and then could not hold up. I mean,
2242
01:51:30.529 --> 01:51:35.079
it was absolutely lame that the game actually failed when
2243
01:51:35.239 --> 01:51:37.300
it had everything going for it. It was completely the
2244
01:51:37.359 --> 01:51:41.119
ineptitude of 343 Industries slash Halo Studios and had nothing
2245
01:51:41.140 --> 01:51:43.420
to do with the game. The game was good. The
2246
01:51:43.460 --> 01:51:47.649
studio sucked. So it's inevitable that it's going to have
2247
01:51:47.689 --> 01:51:49.770
to go over to someone who can actually handle it, right?
2248
01:51:49.819 --> 01:51:52.170
I mean, it's pretty crazy. I just made it that
2249
01:51:52.210 --> 01:51:53.789
the only way you can talk in the YouTube side
2250
01:51:53.829 --> 01:51:56.810
chat is if you're subscribed for seven days. And you
2251
01:51:56.829 --> 01:51:58.550
might say, wait, why did Phil do that? Why would
2252
01:51:58.590 --> 01:52:00.810
he change that? Because this idiot is coming in here
2253
01:52:00.850 --> 01:52:03.189
with sock accounts and he's trying to spoil the game. Luckily,
2254
01:52:03.229 --> 01:52:05.369
I'm not reading what he's saying. I'm just deleting every time.
2255
01:52:05.390 --> 01:52:07.390
I haven't seen it at all, what he said. But
2256
01:52:07.529 --> 01:52:08.590
he's going to spoil the game.
2257
01:52:08.630 --> 01:52:10.229
How do you know he's spoiling the game?
2258
01:52:10.310 --> 01:52:11.869
I just made it so he can't talk and chat
2259
01:52:11.909 --> 01:52:17.260
with any of his sock accounts. So hopefully now you
2260
01:52:17.279 --> 01:52:24.960
know the story for us. Okay. Like I said, I'm
2261
01:52:24.979 --> 01:52:27.500
so used to this idiot coming by that every time
2262
01:52:27.520 --> 01:52:29.399
that I see a giant paragraph appear in chat, I
2263
01:52:29.420 --> 01:52:31.100
don't read it. I take a look at the name
2264
01:52:31.460 --> 01:52:35.550
and everything and I scan there. It's a legit person. Otherwise,
2265
01:52:35.600 --> 01:52:37.590
if I see a paragraph, I know it's a spoiler
2266
01:52:37.670 --> 01:52:39.850
and I don't read it. And I just ban the person.
2267
01:52:41.090 --> 01:52:42.850
No more than 20 words.
2268
01:52:43.430 --> 01:52:44.109
Because they are.
2269
01:52:45.050 --> 01:52:46.869
Guys, let's see what you guys want to talk about.
2270
01:52:46.890 --> 01:52:48.449
We'll do a little bit of Q & A, but
2271
01:52:48.470 --> 01:52:50.289
I don't want this morning show to go super long
2272
01:52:50.630 --> 01:52:53.659
because I definitely want to be able to get a
2273
01:52:53.720 --> 01:52:56.220
lot of gameplay of Silent Hill Townfall in today, but
2274
01:52:56.239 --> 01:52:59.640
also have time for DSP Packers. So please, let's get
2275
01:52:59.680 --> 01:53:00.340
some support.
2276
01:53:01.079 --> 01:53:03.010
Here's the Super Becker sampler.
2277
01:53:03.619 --> 01:53:05.630
Let's get our first, let's see, because we had Super
2278
01:53:05.649 --> 01:53:06.250
Chat so far.
2279
01:53:06.270 --> 01:53:08.630
There it is, the Super Becker sampler.
2280
01:53:08.689 --> 01:53:10.930
So let's get our first sub of the day and
2281
01:53:10.970 --> 01:53:13.149
our first Kicks of the Day on KICK. Let's get
2282
01:53:13.189 --> 01:53:16.189
our first tip of the day via PayPal, and let's
2283
01:53:16.210 --> 01:53:19.649
get some jewels from our mobile viewers over on YouTube, right?
2284
01:53:20.409 --> 01:53:23.630
This is the guy who said he stopped begging, right? Yeah.
2285
01:53:23.670 --> 01:53:25.310
Yep. No more begging.
2286
01:53:25.409 --> 01:53:29.409
No more goals. No more goals. Just change them. Call
2287
01:53:29.430 --> 01:53:30.270
them milestones.
2288
01:53:30.529 --> 01:53:33.520
Starting right now with my new graphics drivers. All right,
2289
01:53:33.560 --> 01:53:37.109
let's get some support. So we can get momentum rolling,
2290
01:53:37.409 --> 01:53:40.170
we can unlock milestones, and we can lock in DSP
2291
01:53:40.210 --> 01:53:42.750
pack rips for today. Let's do it. Well, Cyber Oak,
2292
01:53:42.789 --> 01:53:46.229
thanks for the first dollar of the day via tipping. Guys,
2293
01:53:46.270 --> 01:53:49.409
let's go. Let's get our first sub of the day immediately.
2294
01:53:49.930 --> 01:53:51.630
Let's get our first kicks of the day that I
2295
01:53:51.649 --> 01:53:54.720
can put on the leaderboard immediately. Let's get a tip
2296
01:53:54.729 --> 01:53:58.279
bigger than a dollar. let's get some momentum going you
2297
01:53:58.319 --> 01:54:01.260
want silent hill you're getting her all day long.
2298
01:54:00.939 --> 01:54:04.010
So fucking rude like somebody just tipped him a dollar
2299
01:54:04.189 --> 01:54:07.670
and he immediately after getting the dollar says let's get
2300
01:54:07.729 --> 01:54:11.229
a tip bigger than a dollar oh.
2301
01:54:10.970 --> 01:54:14.989
How was that viewer i'd be insulted i would be like.
2302
01:54:14.909 --> 01:54:18.310
Fuck this guy fuck this meanwhile i'm thanking people for
2303
01:54:18.369 --> 01:54:20.119
fucking pennies and dimes on.
2304
01:54:20.029 --> 01:54:23.680
Dick hell yeah he started calling out pennies now too
2305
01:54:23.739 --> 01:54:25.270
he's Is he?
2306
01:54:26.369 --> 01:54:27.250
He's taking your gimmick.
2307
01:54:27.529 --> 01:54:29.909
Gotta have an attitude of gratitude, even for the pennies
2308
01:54:29.979 --> 01:54:30.949
and the dimes, right?
2309
01:54:30.989 --> 01:54:33.659
Let's get support for the horror. God damn it. Let's go.
2310
01:54:34.800 --> 01:54:35.779
God damn it.
2311
01:54:35.979 --> 01:54:40.159
Send money right now. He's like, send the fucking money
2312
01:54:40.199 --> 01:54:41.039
right now.
2313
01:54:41.340 --> 01:54:42.279
Also, it's now.
2314
01:54:44.560 --> 01:54:46.779
He does his little smile after that.
2315
01:54:46.859 --> 01:54:50.569
So he can say he's joking. He's just kidding.
2316
01:54:50.590 --> 01:54:52.529
My paycheck just came out of the company's holding account.
2317
01:54:52.850 --> 01:54:55.710
Doesn't land until September 25th. So I can't support today,
2318
01:54:55.750 --> 01:54:57.930
but I'll be dropping some support in the future. There's
2319
01:54:57.970 --> 01:55:01.289
a thing called payday loans. Payday loans.
2320
01:55:01.310 --> 01:55:01.470
What?
2321
01:55:01.489 --> 01:55:02.810
So you can get the money.
2322
01:55:02.850 --> 01:55:04.050
What?
2323
01:55:04.609 --> 01:55:05.670
Holy shit.
2324
01:55:05.710 --> 01:55:09.829
That's egregious. He's telling people to get a payday loan
2325
01:55:09.869 --> 01:55:12.140
to send the money to him, even if you don't
2326
01:55:12.149 --> 01:55:15.260
get your paycheck till Friday. It's Monday. Just get a
2327
01:55:15.300 --> 01:55:16.180
payday loan.
2328
01:55:16.199 --> 01:55:18.600
No, seriously, do not ever take out a payday loan.
2329
01:55:24.250 --> 01:55:26.510
They are 100% scams. That's the worst thing you could
2330
01:55:26.550 --> 01:55:30.130
possibly do to yourself. You will screw yourself over forever financially.
2331
01:55:30.229 --> 01:55:32.260
Don't take out payday loans. Okay.
2332
01:55:32.569 --> 01:55:36.920
Sounds like somebody who knows about that, right?
2333
01:55:37.039 --> 01:55:39.899
I doubt it because he's never had a paycheck.
2334
01:55:39.920 --> 01:55:41.779
Well, he had a paycheck when his daddy got.
2335
01:55:41.659 --> 01:55:42.260
Him a job.
2336
01:55:42.619 --> 01:55:47.180
Last chance. Let's rally right now. Let's get some big
2337
01:55:47.199 --> 01:55:49.819
support for the stream and let's hit milestones before we
2338
01:55:49.840 --> 01:55:52.090
begin with the game. Let's hit our first milestone right now.
2339
01:55:52.750 --> 01:55:54.470
Let's get a $ 50 contribution.
2340
01:55:54.810 --> 01:55:59.729
Jesus, the fucking begging is so bad, man. Holy shit,
2341
01:55:59.760 --> 01:56:01.380
it's such bad begging.
2342
01:56:01.680 --> 01:56:05.699
Get packs unlocked. Let's get moving so that we can
2343
01:56:05.720 --> 01:56:07.500
have a good stream, right? Let's go.
2344
01:56:08.420 --> 01:56:09.180
Let's go.
2345
01:56:09.739 --> 01:56:12.619
Subs on kick for goodness sake. Kicks on kick for
2346
01:56:12.640 --> 01:56:15.079
goodness sake. You guys have been here for one hour
2347
01:56:15.159 --> 01:56:18.880
and 18 minutes. The stream's been live. No contributions from kick.
2348
01:56:19.199 --> 01:56:19.520
None.
2349
01:56:20.239 --> 01:56:22.529
Because it's been a board meeting the entire time.
2350
01:56:22.550 --> 01:56:24.729
Yeah, it's been boring as shit.
2351
01:56:24.970 --> 01:56:27.609
Oh, God.
2352
01:56:28.130 --> 01:56:31.770
If you were somewhat entertained, Phil, people would donate.
2353
01:56:32.930 --> 01:56:37.069
Exactly. I just don't get it, man. Holy, man. The
2354
01:56:37.210 --> 01:56:42.590
begging is just... I forgot this Asmogold clip. Do we
2355
01:56:42.630 --> 01:56:44.520
need to donate to Phil? Do we need to give
2356
01:56:44.569 --> 01:56:50.109
him $ 1, 000? His name is ElderlyTCGStreamer. Asmogold's found out DSP
2357
01:56:50.189 --> 01:56:54.270
is big mad and calls him out unironically while watching DSP.
2358
01:56:54.850 --> 01:56:57.930
He then spends 16 minutes trolling Phil in what otherwise
2359
01:56:57.989 --> 01:57:01.680
would have been two minutes. Second half in the replies.
2360
01:57:01.939 --> 01:57:02.770
This is great.
2361
01:57:02.800 --> 01:57:05.979
54-year-old live streamer claims I made.
2362
01:57:05.920 --> 01:57:10.560
Thousands of dollars. Mabels me a thief and calls for
2363
01:57:10.600 --> 01:57:11.199
my arrest.
2364
01:57:12.579 --> 01:57:14.960
They'll clip a moment and put it right on Reddit.
2365
01:57:15.140 --> 01:57:17.319
Put it right on live stream fails or put it
2366
01:57:17.420 --> 01:57:21.569
on X or put it on TikTok. They're immediately benefiting
2367
01:57:21.609 --> 01:57:23.850
from getting views, revenue.
2368
01:57:24.189 --> 01:57:26.489
And making money from my stolen content.
2369
01:57:26.989 --> 01:57:28.829
I don't even have a chance to do anything with
2370
01:57:28.869 --> 01:57:31.010
it yet. Because, for example, this tipper just says, well,
2371
01:57:31.050 --> 01:57:33.250
why don't you do your own shorts? It doesn't matter.
2372
01:57:33.310 --> 01:57:35.350
By the time that I finish my broadcast and I
2373
01:57:35.350 --> 01:57:37.850
would want to make my own short, someone already stole
2374
01:57:37.899 --> 01:57:41.819
it and put it on the internet. They are live thieves.
2375
01:57:42.319 --> 01:57:46.079
Live thieves. Like live streams? Live thieves.
2376
01:57:47.449 --> 01:57:50.000
And it should be illegal it is it is but
2377
01:57:50.020 --> 01:57:51.800
it should be enforced.
2378
01:57:51.899 --> 01:57:54.779
You need to you need to call the police you
2379
01:57:54.800 --> 01:57:57.939
need to arrest them right now now by the way
2380
01:57:57.960 --> 01:58:01.619
i feel like dsp like let.
2381
01:58:01.770 --> 01:58:04.850
Me and these these content thieves need to be put
2382
01:58:04.890 --> 01:58:06.010
in prison.
2383
01:58:07.569 --> 01:58:09.970
Guess how many people say hey here's a clip courtesy
2384
01:58:10.109 --> 01:58:13.689
of DSP Gaming. They just say, dark side Phil.
2385
01:58:13.729 --> 01:58:16.409
By the way, all the DSP clips tonight are courtesy
2386
01:58:16.449 --> 01:58:18.890
of DSP Gaming. So eat a dick, Phil. You said
2387
01:58:18.949 --> 01:58:20.899
I'm allowed as long as I say that. I just
2388
01:58:20.920 --> 01:58:22.340
said it. Courtesy of DSP Gaming.
2389
01:58:22.380 --> 01:58:23.060
Yeah, there you go.
2390
01:58:23.279 --> 01:58:24.180
Eat a dick, Phil.
2391
01:58:24.199 --> 01:58:25.500
Phil did a game. Here's the clip.
2392
01:58:25.960 --> 01:58:26.479
And that's it.
2393
01:58:26.779 --> 01:58:29.000
So I get nothing. I don't get views. I don't
2394
01:58:29.020 --> 01:58:31.439
get subs. I get no attention and no contributions.
2395
01:58:31.460 --> 01:58:32.619
Do we need to donate?
2396
01:58:32.779 --> 01:58:35.649
He wants contributions for people to clip him.
2397
01:58:35.770 --> 01:58:38.829
But this isn't even really courtesy of DSP Gaming. This
2398
01:58:38.909 --> 01:58:43.079
is courtesy of Asmongold. yes phil one thousand dollars look
2399
01:58:43.140 --> 01:58:45.640
at it that's how i look at it i give
2400
01:58:45.680 --> 01:58:48.750
the credit to the person who clipped it well.
2401
01:58:48.109 --> 01:58:50.569
This is the bottom of the slop barrel because now
2402
01:58:50.590 --> 01:58:53.130
because this is the bottom of the of the slop
2403
01:58:53.170 --> 01:58:57.569
barrel because now we're reacting to somebody else's reaction video
2404
01:58:57.850 --> 01:58:58.810
to the.
2405
01:58:58.590 --> 01:59:02.180
Sp do we need to give him a thousand dollars
2406
01:59:02.239 --> 01:59:09.310
guys what do you think His name is Elderly TCG Streamer.
2407
01:59:09.390 --> 01:59:10.029
Is that it?
2408
01:59:10.369 --> 01:59:13.350
As a result of these people illegally stealing my content
2409
01:59:13.489 --> 01:59:16.630
while I'm still live before I have a chance to
2410
01:59:16.670 --> 01:59:17.930
do something with it myself.
2411
01:59:17.949 --> 01:59:18.329
Of course.
2412
01:59:18.609 --> 01:59:21.949
That's what pisses me off. It's not that people make
2413
01:59:22.060 --> 01:59:24.359
fun of me or people take me out of context,
2414
01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:28.199
but that people actually benefit and steal and get views
2415
01:59:28.260 --> 01:59:31.659
and money on my work because they're fucking thieves.
2416
01:59:31.899 --> 01:59:32.359
That's right.
2417
01:59:32.720 --> 01:59:36.149
It needs to stop. Someone needs to regulate it. Someone
2418
01:59:36.189 --> 01:59:37.930
needs to start fucking shutting these.
2419
01:59:38.449 --> 01:59:43.149
Somebody needs to shut down every clipping account. Every clipping
2420
01:59:43.229 --> 01:59:46.350
account needs to go to jail. DSP is real mad
2421
01:59:46.390 --> 01:59:46.890
about you.
2422
01:59:50.159 --> 01:59:50.859
Regulated.
2423
01:59:52.960 --> 01:59:57.100
DSP has a message for Asmongold.
2424
01:59:57.739 --> 01:59:58.600
Oh, snap.
2425
01:59:58.699 --> 01:59:59.079
Here we go.
2426
02:00:02.300 --> 02:00:04.079
What I would hope is that there will be a
2427
02:00:04.119 --> 02:00:06.340
few intelligent people who will watch what I just did
2428
02:00:06.720 --> 02:00:09.220
and maybe really honestly react to it. Like, let me
2429
02:00:09.239 --> 02:00:09.800
put it this way.
2430
02:00:10.159 --> 02:00:10.859
Asmongold.
2431
02:00:13.159 --> 02:00:13.479
Yes.
2432
02:00:13.659 --> 02:00:14.140
Hi, Phil.
2433
02:00:16.140 --> 02:00:17.850
Every negative fucking clip about me.
2434
02:00:22.569 --> 02:00:22.810
Yeah.
2435
02:00:23.869 --> 02:00:24.270
Yeah.
2436
02:00:24.350 --> 02:00:26.270
Maybe react to the real stuff now.
2437
02:00:26.710 --> 02:00:26.909
Maybe.
2438
02:00:27.069 --> 02:00:27.369
Okay.
2439
02:00:28.130 --> 02:00:28.329
All right.
2440
02:00:28.350 --> 02:00:28.789
Let's hear it.
2441
02:00:29.109 --> 02:00:32.850
We actually react. To me, in context, explaining what that
2442
02:00:32.890 --> 02:00:36.380
shit was, so you actually understand it. Rather than just say,
2443
02:00:36.439 --> 02:00:38.420
Phil's the meme, Phil's the joke, Phil's the loser, la
2444
02:00:38.460 --> 02:00:40.859
la la la la. Actually give it five seconds of
2445
02:00:40.899 --> 02:00:44.020
intelligent thought to see that it's all bullshit. And again,
2446
02:00:44.819 --> 02:00:46.340
not that it's going to benefit me, but you know,
2447
02:00:46.500 --> 02:00:48.439
Asmongold did me a solid last year when he had
2448
02:00:48.460 --> 02:00:49.159
me on for the interview.
2449
02:00:49.239 --> 02:00:53.979
Dude, I remember Phil, it was Phil's birthday. And he
2450
02:00:54.000 --> 02:00:55.590
was like, dude, do you want to come on my stream?
2451
02:00:55.729 --> 02:00:57.470
And I said, yeah, sure, I'll come on your stream.
2452
02:00:57.489 --> 02:01:00.069
And then I got banned. I got banned from Twitch.
2453
02:01:00.439 --> 02:01:01.159
The same day.
2454
02:01:03.180 --> 02:01:05.380
She plugged my real content. That was nice of him
2455
02:01:05.399 --> 02:01:08.319
because no one does that. Those Clippers don't do that.
2456
02:01:08.739 --> 02:01:13.020
Those Clippers steal and will never say DSP Gaming. Asmongold
2457
02:01:13.060 --> 02:01:15.039
did me the solid. So I got to give him
2458
02:01:15.079 --> 02:01:17.760
some props there. But watching every single out of context
2459
02:01:17.800 --> 02:01:18.840
clip that comes out about me.
2460
02:01:18.859 --> 02:01:20.899
But you got to admit, bro, you do some stupid
2461
02:01:20.939 --> 02:01:23.189
shit like that Mario clip where you just jumped on
2462
02:01:23.199 --> 02:01:25.729
the fake fucking thing and you got the red coin
2463
02:01:25.829 --> 02:01:27.789
and you died when you were wearing the Mario hat.
2464
02:01:28.130 --> 02:01:31.869
That shit was retarded, Phil. You don't understand, Asmongold. He
2465
02:01:31.890 --> 02:01:32.939
was testing things.
2466
02:01:33.720 --> 02:01:35.539
He was testing it.
2467
02:01:36.079 --> 02:01:37.659
You know that shit was retarded.
2468
02:01:38.119 --> 02:01:40.439
And listen, I don't want to break the fourth wall,
2469
02:01:40.699 --> 02:01:43.460
but your ass knew that you ran in the wrong...
2470
02:01:43.680 --> 02:01:46.979
You know the right way to go in a PlayStation game.
2471
02:01:47.239 --> 02:01:49.850
And you ran off to the left. You were farming
2472
02:01:49.859 --> 02:01:53.670
a clip. And everybody knows it. Everybody that's in the
2473
02:01:53.729 --> 02:01:56.750
know knows it. And you know what? It was funny,
2474
02:01:56.829 --> 02:01:59.310
so we'll let it happen. It's not a bad thing.
2475
02:01:59.409 --> 02:02:00.189
It's okay.
2476
02:02:02.130 --> 02:02:02.590
Straightforward.
2477
02:02:02.609 --> 02:02:04.409
I don't want to break the fourth wall here.
2478
02:02:05.350 --> 02:02:07.640
You did that on purpose and I know it and
2479
02:02:07.680 --> 02:02:09.359
it was fucking funny and it worked.
2480
02:02:10.779 --> 02:02:13.060
Yeah, it tends to get kind of fucking tiring.
2481
02:02:13.079 --> 02:02:14.539
What I would.
2482
02:02:14.420 --> 02:02:16.739
Hope is that there will be a few intelligent people
2483
02:02:16.779 --> 02:02:19.180
who will watch what I just did and maybe really
2484
02:02:19.279 --> 02:02:22.460
honestly react to it. Like, let me put it this way. Asmongold.
2485
02:02:22.479 --> 02:02:25.840
There's a video of him explaining the Wolverine clip. Please
2486
02:02:25.939 --> 02:02:29.369
find it for me. Please find the clip of him
2487
02:02:29.430 --> 02:02:30.039
explaining it.
2488
02:02:30.770 --> 02:02:32.909
I need to. OK, OK, give me a minute. This
2489
02:02:32.989 --> 02:02:38.989
is how the interview started. What is this? Before we
2490
02:02:39.029 --> 02:02:40.659
get into that, we.
2491
02:02:40.520 --> 02:02:44.939
Got to get something straight. OK, can I just say it?
2492
02:02:45.020 --> 02:02:47.060
Can I just can. Is it all right if I
2493
02:02:47.079 --> 02:02:48.220
just like we just.
2494
02:02:48.100 --> 02:02:48.960
Talk like straight?
2495
02:02:50.520 --> 02:02:51.180
Yeah, of course.
2496
02:02:51.199 --> 02:02:53.899
OK, so whenever you went on stream and you accidentally
2497
02:02:53.939 --> 02:02:56.479
got caught jerking off, you got suspended by Twitch, right?
2498
02:02:57.739 --> 02:03:01.369
No what i was not streaming on twitch i was
2499
02:03:01.390 --> 02:03:02.430
streaming on youtube.
2500
02:03:02.470 --> 02:03:05.850
So you weren't streaming on twitch when that happened by
2501
02:03:05.869 --> 02:03:08.689
the way this is one minute and 30 seconds into
2502
02:03:08.729 --> 02:03:11.229
a two-hour interview i'm like so what was this thing
2503
02:03:11.310 --> 02:03:15.050
about you jacking off on camera like i remember seeing
2504
02:03:15.109 --> 02:03:19.210
that like what the fuck was that man what was.
2505
02:03:19.010 --> 02:03:21.710
This dude this video got a.
2506
02:03:21.750 --> 02:03:26.170
Million views it almost has 1.2 million views this was.
2507
02:03:26.069 --> 02:03:30.029
Nine months ago oh my god i can't believe this.
2508
02:03:31.869 --> 02:03:36.550
Through that one and in the replies is the next part.
2509
02:03:36.850 --> 02:03:38.689
Found it for the very first.
2510
02:03:42.130 --> 02:03:43.590
All right this has got to be it i i
2511
02:03:43.609 --> 02:03:44.409
don't i can't believe.
2512
02:03:44.270 --> 02:03:47.789
I found it for the very first time There's been
2513
02:03:47.829 --> 02:03:51.939
a meme now for seven years stating that modern games
2514
02:03:52.000 --> 02:03:57.979
are being designed around DSP, who's the representative stereotypical gaming idiot.
2515
02:03:58.159 --> 02:04:01.140
But it is true that they used you and your
2516
02:04:01.199 --> 02:04:05.670
gameplay as an example of how to handhold players. Santa
2517
02:04:05.710 --> 02:04:10.050
Monica Studios used you in a professional deck at a
2518
02:04:10.109 --> 02:04:14.489
conference to show people how they teach the idiots what
2519
02:04:14.560 --> 02:04:15.520
the red balls do.
2520
02:04:18.359 --> 02:04:20.659
That he bumbles through games and he doesn't understand how
2521
02:04:20.680 --> 02:04:21.340
to play them.
2522
02:04:21.380 --> 02:04:24.729
You are bumbling. I watched you play Dark Souls. You
2523
02:04:24.779 --> 02:04:26.229
bumbled all the way through that.
2524
02:04:28.869 --> 02:04:30.770
And so game developers are adding.
2525
02:04:30.789 --> 02:04:33.710
How much seething do you think Bill is getting watching
2526
02:04:34.029 --> 02:04:35.590
Asmongold rip him to shreds?
2527
02:04:35.750 --> 02:04:38.949
Yellow paint and yellow tape and big shinies and big
2528
02:04:39.069 --> 02:04:41.729
arrows and directing the camera.
2529
02:04:41.770 --> 02:04:43.689
He'll say he didn't watch it. He didn't watch it
2530
02:04:43.729 --> 02:04:44.109
at all.
2531
02:04:44.130 --> 02:04:45.229
He didn't watch it at all, no.
2532
02:04:46.550 --> 02:04:49.270
The negative people don't affect me at all. Not one bit.
2533
02:04:49.560 --> 02:04:52.039
So that the idiot DSP can actually get through a
2534
02:04:52.060 --> 02:04:54.859
game because if they don't add those things to the games,
2535
02:04:55.119 --> 02:04:56.220
he never would complete them.
2536
02:04:56.600 --> 02:04:56.819
True.
2537
02:05:02.579 --> 02:05:07.250
I think that's inaccurate. I think it's not just DSP.
2538
02:05:08.130 --> 02:05:09.430
I think there's other people too.
2539
02:05:10.090 --> 02:05:10.310
Yeah.
2540
02:05:12.180 --> 02:05:15.140
Case in point with Wolverine, many of the reviewers said
2541
02:05:15.460 --> 02:05:19.000
there's this weird colored neon gas trail to tell Wolverine
2542
02:05:19.039 --> 02:05:21.600
where to go. There's entire segments of the game where
2543
02:05:21.619 --> 02:05:23.960
quick time events don't even matter. You don't have to
2544
02:05:24.000 --> 02:05:27.239
push the buttons. You still survive. There's segments where you
2545
02:05:27.260 --> 02:05:29.000
can have your hands off the controller and the game
2546
02:05:29.039 --> 02:05:31.600
plays itself. And then the meme, wow, sounds like they
2547
02:05:31.619 --> 02:05:34.850
made it for DSP. It's a game even DSP can't fail.
2548
02:05:35.090 --> 02:05:36.270
He's going to succeed at it.
2549
02:05:36.430 --> 02:05:38.890
Yeah like you know you could say like for example
2550
02:05:38.930 --> 02:05:40.710
like you know how like from software is like the
2551
02:05:40.770 --> 02:05:45.210
gold standard for games well or like let's see like
2552
02:05:45.250 --> 02:05:47.970
who would be the gold standard for a game playthrough
2553
02:05:48.529 --> 02:05:50.409
i don't even really know like skill up.
2554
02:05:52.060 --> 02:05:54.079
You're like the brown standard.
2555
02:05:55.640 --> 02:05:58.680
It's like if you're able to beat it it's probably
2556
02:05:58.739 --> 02:06:01.319
really fucking easy right i mean like that's it like
2557
02:06:01.720 --> 02:06:04.000
it's like a whole standard in itself.
2558
02:06:07.460 --> 02:06:11.750
And so there's been hype around seeing me play this game. Well,
2559
02:06:11.770 --> 02:06:13.369
where did this meme come from?
2560
02:06:13.510 --> 02:06:14.979
Yeah, people wanted to see if you die.
2561
02:06:15.000 --> 02:06:15.359
I'm a frog.
2562
02:06:17.020 --> 02:06:20.319
This meme came from a Game Developers Conference clip from 2019.
2563
02:06:20.319 --> 02:06:23.539
He's talking about it. Where the people who made God
2564
02:06:23.560 --> 02:06:23.960
of War 2018.
2565
02:06:23.960 --> 02:06:26.319
Santa Monica Studios, by the way.
2566
02:06:27.140 --> 02:06:30.380
Actually watched back my playthrough of the game.
2567
02:06:30.729 --> 02:06:31.050
They did.
2568
02:06:31.189 --> 02:06:34.810
And they saw my reaction to some gameplay segments and said, ah,
2569
02:06:35.270 --> 02:06:37.890
our game design choices worked. Okay?
2570
02:06:38.090 --> 02:06:38.350
Yeah.
2571
02:06:38.649 --> 02:06:43.289
That clip has been universally taken out of context for
2572
02:06:43.369 --> 02:06:45.960
seven straight years and Because the people who spin it
2573
02:06:46.000 --> 02:06:50.340
to be a negative are disingenuous assholes. They want the
2574
02:06:50.380 --> 02:06:52.680
meme to be that Phil is the worst gamer, that
2575
02:06:52.760 --> 02:06:53.460
Phil is the worst.
2576
02:06:53.600 --> 02:06:55.390
If he keeps this up, I'm going to have to
2577
02:06:55.449 --> 02:06:57.029
watch the Legend of Zelda clip again.
2578
02:07:01.130 --> 02:07:02.550
With all the balls.
2579
02:07:02.850 --> 02:07:04.020
We might have to watch it again.
2580
02:07:04.069 --> 02:07:06.079
If I have to keep listening to this shit.
2581
02:07:07.260 --> 02:07:09.140
I don't know if I'm going.
2582
02:07:09.020 --> 02:07:09.640
To be able to take it.
2583
02:07:13.199 --> 02:07:16.199
Person so there's no way that a game developer could
2584
02:07:16.220 --> 02:07:19.199
actually watch Phil in a positive light and compliment him
2585
02:07:19.239 --> 02:07:21.319
or say oh he did it right they must be
2586
02:07:21.359 --> 02:07:23.619
saying something wrong therefore they weren't.
2587
02:07:23.460 --> 02:07:26.119
Telling you that you were super smart because you figured
2588
02:07:26.229 --> 02:07:28.109
out that the red dot means that you hit the
2589
02:07:28.149 --> 02:07:31.590
red thing like that's not what they were doing Phil
2590
02:07:31.649 --> 02:07:36.350
and you know this you know this man I don't
2591
02:07:36.369 --> 02:07:37.010
think he does.
2592
02:07:38.350 --> 02:07:40.649
What are you doing to.
2593
02:07:40.569 --> 02:07:45.180
Be something stupid In reality, in context, the clip is
2594
02:07:45.229 --> 02:07:49.100
incredibly milquetoast. There's no insults being divvied out. No one
2595
02:07:49.159 --> 02:07:52.760
is saying Phil's an idiot. It's quite the opposite, as
2596
02:07:52.779 --> 02:07:55.010
you're going to see, because we're going to watch that
2597
02:07:55.069 --> 02:07:55.750
clip together.
2598
02:07:55.970 --> 02:07:57.729
No, I don't like that because like this is like
2599
02:07:57.789 --> 02:08:00.590
saying that, like, well, I trained a rat to go
2600
02:08:00.630 --> 02:08:02.829
through a maze and then people are looking at the
2601
02:08:02.869 --> 02:08:06.520
rat going through the maze And they're like, wow, the
2602
02:08:06.560 --> 02:08:09.520
rat went through the maze. They're not thinking about that
2603
02:08:09.640 --> 02:08:12.939
and thinking, oh, my God, this rat is so smart.
2604
02:08:13.239 --> 02:08:13.979
Holy shit.
2605
02:08:14.239 --> 02:08:16.680
This is the smartest rat I've ever seen in my life.
2606
02:08:17.220 --> 02:08:19.739
I want to watch this rat on YouTube right now.
2607
02:08:20.350 --> 02:08:23.050
What they're thinking is that, wow, somebody was even able
2608
02:08:23.090 --> 02:08:24.350
to train a rat to do this.
2609
02:08:24.670 --> 02:08:29.199
Damn, that person must be really smart. And I'm going
2610
02:08:29.239 --> 02:08:30.819
to show you what it actually means.
2611
02:08:31.659 --> 02:08:33.369
The rat is probably smarter than Phil.
2612
02:08:33.390 --> 02:08:36.949
Because it's completely different from what people have been saying
2613
02:08:37.010 --> 02:08:37.789
for seven years.
2614
02:08:37.810 --> 02:08:38.350
Totally different.
2615
02:08:39.149 --> 02:08:40.090
Yeah.
2616
02:08:40.210 --> 02:08:42.149
And I don't know, man. Right.
2617
02:08:42.689 --> 02:08:43.050
Exactly.
2618
02:08:43.069 --> 02:08:43.270
Yes.
2619
02:08:43.590 --> 02:08:45.850
You just, you just, because you can train a rat
2620
02:08:45.869 --> 02:08:48.430
to go through a maze, doesn't mean the rat's smart, bro.
2621
02:08:48.470 --> 02:08:50.640
Like that's it. I can just imagine.
2622
02:08:50.680 --> 02:08:51.739
Oh my fucking God.
2623
02:08:52.020 --> 02:08:56.250
Him watching that clip. You, you, I, I haven't watched it,
2624
02:08:56.270 --> 02:08:58.430
but I'm sure he pauses it every three seconds because
2625
02:08:58.449 --> 02:09:01.409
he has to explain everything about whatever's going on.
2626
02:09:01.430 --> 02:09:02.789
Yeah, he did.
2627
02:09:02.909 --> 02:09:04.609
It's just so funny for me.
2628
02:09:04.649 --> 02:09:10.529
He was seething over that Wolverine gameplay clip. It did
2629
02:09:10.550 --> 02:09:13.390
go viral. The clips went viral of him. Everybody's making
2630
02:09:13.409 --> 02:09:13.930
fun of him.
2631
02:09:13.949 --> 02:09:17.489
And might not be a gamer. There's another one. Oh,
2632
02:09:17.529 --> 02:09:20.000
this is him throwing a grenade and blowing himself up.
2633
02:09:20.039 --> 02:09:20.439
Here we go.
2634
02:09:20.460 --> 02:09:33.890
Oh, no. I do that shit all the time but
2635
02:09:33.909 --> 02:09:35.510
I'm not a professional gamer either.
2636
02:09:35.289 --> 02:09:41.350
Can't even drive this thing sucks so he's driving it
2637
02:09:41.390 --> 02:09:42.569
back to himself.
2638
02:09:43.029 --> 02:09:44.859
Oh Bill poor Bill.
2639
02:09:44.880 --> 02:09:48.680
Yeah thinking he's an enemy and that's him by the
2640
02:09:48.720 --> 02:09:50.100
way that's his.
2641
02:09:50.079 --> 02:09:53.319
Own character I found me.
2642
02:09:56.779 --> 02:09:57.739
Suffer, Phillip.
2643
02:09:58.560 --> 02:09:59.819
But it's out of context.
2644
02:10:03.090 --> 02:10:09.310
Please, we're going to watch it one more time. So
2645
02:10:09.329 --> 02:10:11.250
I'm going to play by play this, okay?
2646
02:10:11.270 --> 02:10:12.159
I'm going to turn it up.
2647
02:10:13.189 --> 02:10:17.239
So he's playing, I think, Rainbow Six. And he deploys
2648
02:10:17.300 --> 02:10:17.699
a drone.
2649
02:10:23.079 --> 02:10:23.399
All right.
2650
02:10:24.039 --> 02:10:25.520
RC XD is ready.
2651
02:10:25.800 --> 02:10:27.079
Okay. Send the drone out.
2652
02:10:27.180 --> 02:10:30.479
All right. And let's see if there's anybody else over here.
2653
02:10:30.500 --> 02:10:32.329
I saw that guy. There's a guy right there.
2654
02:10:32.430 --> 02:10:32.750
Okay.
2655
02:10:32.789 --> 02:10:33.250
Turn around.
2656
02:10:33.270 --> 02:10:34.489
You can't find them. Okay.
2657
02:10:34.529 --> 02:10:39.229
Well, it doesn't suck. It sucks. It's bad. Doesn't work. Right.
2658
02:10:40.010 --> 02:10:44.069
Can't drive it right back to himself. And then he
2659
02:10:44.109 --> 02:10:46.079
takes it back over to himself. And then he.
2660
02:10:46.100 --> 02:10:46.409
Oh, my God.
2661
02:10:46.680 --> 02:10:46.840
No.
2662
02:10:53.050 --> 02:10:57.810
Me i killed myself.
2663
02:10:58.729 --> 02:11:01.489
That was me i killed myself and we're gonna uh
2664
02:11:02.270 --> 02:11:05.899
we're gonna end up with this this is uh unrecorded
2665
02:11:05.939 --> 02:11:09.319
segment dsp gets pissy only got 30 for score and
2666
02:11:09.359 --> 02:11:11.260
this is an old clip but it's it's.
2667
02:11:11.520 --> 02:11:14.390
Just by the way there's a link in uh that
2668
02:11:14.430 --> 02:11:16.529
private chat for you as well you want to check
2669
02:11:16.569 --> 02:11:17.729
it out sometime yes.
2670
02:11:17.550 --> 02:11:19.390
I did see that thank you i'm always looking for
2671
02:11:19.430 --> 02:11:20.149
new tools like.
2672
02:11:20.029 --> 02:11:21.800
That um All right, guys.
2673
02:11:21.859 --> 02:11:24.159
I'm going to be honest with you. I'm frustrated for
2674
02:11:24.199 --> 02:11:26.279
two reasons. Reason number one, because, yeah, the game does suck.
2675
02:11:26.960 --> 02:11:29.479
I really did not like tonight's stream. And in addition
2676
02:11:29.510 --> 02:11:31.130
to that, as you guys can see, I stayed extra
2677
02:11:31.189 --> 02:11:34.310
late for you guys. Basically, it amounted to nothing. No
2678
02:11:34.329 --> 02:11:35.489
one's really supporting.
2679
02:11:35.109 --> 02:11:38.550
Me, which pisses me off. I stayed extra late for
2680
02:11:38.590 --> 02:11:40.350
you guys, and it amounted to nothing.
2681
02:11:40.390 --> 02:11:40.710
It does.
2682
02:11:41.050 --> 02:11:43.829
I'm playing a game. Obviously, it's frustrating. A lot of
2683
02:11:43.850 --> 02:11:45.449
people showed up to watch it because you saw how
2684
02:11:45.470 --> 02:11:48.789
frustrating it was, and no one supported it. Yeah, that
2685
02:11:48.810 --> 02:11:51.250
does upset me, okay? It would have been one thing
2686
02:11:51.329 --> 02:11:53.350
if I'm staying late and people are laughing and having
2687
02:11:53.380 --> 02:11:54.739
a good time and a few people are at least
2688
02:11:54.760 --> 02:11:57.579
supporting the stream, but no one did. And that really
2689
02:11:57.619 --> 02:12:00.819
upsets me. I'm going to hope that tomorrow when I
2690
02:12:00.859 --> 02:12:03.479
finish it, there will be some support.
2691
02:12:03.840 --> 02:12:05.920
It really upsets me when I don't get the money
2692
02:12:05.960 --> 02:12:07.760
that I demanded from my audience.
2693
02:12:07.819 --> 02:12:09.659
Because it is pissing me off that I just stayed
2694
02:12:09.739 --> 02:12:12.430
extra late and I got nothing for it. The game's
2695
02:12:12.470 --> 02:12:15.630
not even good. If this were me, I'm not even exaggerating.
2696
02:12:15.970 --> 02:12:19.350
If this were me not streaming, playing this, I would
2697
02:12:19.369 --> 02:12:21.260
have just turned the game right off. and said, fuck this,
2698
02:12:21.279 --> 02:12:23.119
I'm not playing this anymore. But the fact that I'm
2699
02:12:23.159 --> 02:12:26.890
now five hours into it, obviously I want to finish it.
2700
02:12:27.350 --> 02:12:30.189
But I toughed it out for you guys tonight, and
2701
02:12:30.229 --> 02:12:30.829
I got nothing.
2702
02:12:30.729 --> 02:12:30.979
Out of it.
2703
02:12:32.229 --> 02:12:33.670
This was Tyler after our show.
2704
02:12:33.689 --> 02:12:35.029
What a bag of fucking frustration.
2705
02:12:35.350 --> 02:12:37.789
Was this me?
2706
02:12:37.810 --> 02:12:40.149
When we went into OT. Oh, yes.
2707
02:12:40.340 --> 02:12:43.800
I invited H-Bomb to my cabin, and I got nothing
2708
02:12:43.939 --> 02:12:45.119
out of it. Fuck.
2709
02:12:46.130 --> 02:12:47.170
I feel like they ruined it.
2710
02:12:47.329 --> 02:12:48.989
All I got was a guy drinking beer and eating
2711
02:12:49.090 --> 02:12:52.569
my pizza or barely eating my pizza.
2712
02:12:53.010 --> 02:12:54.310
It would have been a much better game. I don't
2713
02:12:54.329 --> 02:12:54.600
know what.
2714
02:12:54.989 --> 02:12:56.659
He has me a case of broky beer and a
2715
02:12:56.720 --> 02:12:57.359
fucking pizza.
2716
02:12:57.380 --> 02:13:02.760
We're thinking, uh, holy shit. It's like, you know, really?
2717
02:13:03.020 --> 02:13:04.880
It's like you're walking around with a room full of
2718
02:13:04.899 --> 02:13:07.859
guys with chainsaws and they give you a nerf bat. Wow. Oh,
2719
02:13:07.899 --> 02:13:11.069
by the way, you also weigh 4,000 pounds. Gravity is
2720
02:13:11.069 --> 02:13:15.359
10 times strong and you're walking in goo. Oh, That's
2721
02:13:15.430 --> 02:13:16.430
scoring in a nutshell.
2722
02:13:16.970 --> 02:13:17.649
Very excited.
2723
02:13:18.109 --> 02:13:18.409
All right?
2724
02:13:19.090 --> 02:13:22.770
But yeah, you know, when you guys actively, visibly see
2725
02:13:22.810 --> 02:13:24.949
that I'm really annoyed that the game sucks and I'm
2726
02:13:25.029 --> 02:13:26.949
obviously toughing through it because you guys are here to
2727
02:13:26.989 --> 02:13:30.449
watch and you're enjoying, you know, hopefully there will be reciprocation.
2728
02:13:30.489 --> 02:13:33.710
There was no reciprocation tonight. I mean, all the tips
2729
02:13:33.729 --> 02:13:35.689
that came in came in before even the extra time
2730
02:13:35.729 --> 02:13:36.109
I played.
2731
02:13:36.689 --> 02:13:36.989
All right?
2732
02:13:37.550 --> 02:13:41.250
So, hopefully tomorrow we'll finish it and, you know, because again,
2733
02:13:41.289 --> 02:13:43.210
tomorrow's my last streaming day of the week. I'm trying
2734
02:13:43.229 --> 02:13:46.399
to raise funds for my day off here. Jesus.
2735
02:13:46.439 --> 02:13:49.890
You guys have to pay for my fucking thing. I
2736
02:13:49.909 --> 02:13:52.270
gotta be able to take care of my day off, guys.
2737
02:13:52.289 --> 02:13:55.710
No lunch meat sandwiches.
2738
02:13:55.869 --> 02:13:59.029
My favorite clip is that lunch meat sandwich clip. And actually,
2739
02:13:59.060 --> 02:14:02.619
early on in me roasting Phil, I set a goal.
2740
02:14:02.840 --> 02:14:05.579
I think it was like $ 250 goal, and I actually
2741
02:14:05.699 --> 02:14:08.079
ate the lunch meat sandwich on stream.
2742
02:14:08.460 --> 02:14:09.159
Hell yeah.
2743
02:14:09.539 --> 02:14:12.670
So thank Phil for the $ 250, and thank my audience.
2744
02:14:12.689 --> 02:14:15.539
By the way, My point is, I wasn't too good
2745
02:14:15.560 --> 02:14:18.060
to eat a fucking lunch meat sandwich, right? Who's too
2746
02:14:18.119 --> 02:14:20.270
good to eat a lunch... Remember, that clip is so
2747
02:14:20.949 --> 02:14:24.890
perfect to, like, explain how greedy he is. Like, what
2748
02:14:24.909 --> 02:14:26.670
the fuck? Am I supposed to take a day off
2749
02:14:26.729 --> 02:14:29.149
and I can't even get any food? Any fast food?
2750
02:14:29.689 --> 02:14:31.460
I'm gonna have to eat a lunch meat sandwich?
2751
02:14:31.479 --> 02:14:35.060
From everything, you know, factoring in everything I made today, alright,
2752
02:14:35.100 --> 02:14:36.399
and everything else, and my bill that I have to
2753
02:14:36.439 --> 02:14:39.020
pay and everything on Thursday, I don't even have enough
2754
02:14:39.060 --> 02:14:41.960
right now to buy Gotham Knights on Friday. Just being honest,
2755
02:14:42.039 --> 02:14:42.340
I don't.
2756
02:14:42.800 --> 02:14:43.359
Oh, the horror.
2757
02:14:43.659 --> 02:14:44.840
I'm hoping that tomorrow is going to be a better
2758
02:14:44.880 --> 02:14:47.920
day in regards to that so that I can actually
2759
02:14:47.939 --> 02:14:48.920
afford all the stuff this week.
2760
02:14:50.359 --> 02:14:53.779
You guys have to pay me extra money because I'm
2761
02:14:53.819 --> 02:14:58.859
having a day off. I got to start begging like him, right? Listen, guys,
2762
02:14:58.920 --> 02:15:01.010
it's almost a weekend, so I'm going to need some
2763
02:15:01.050 --> 02:15:03.409
PayPal funds for my weekend off.
2764
02:15:05.050 --> 02:15:07.029
How can he even afford to take a day off?
2765
02:15:08.930 --> 02:15:11.170
Now, guys, you know I need you to pay me.
2766
02:15:11.270 --> 02:15:14.050
Now get a loan. He said that. He told people
2767
02:15:14.069 --> 02:15:17.409
to get a fucking payday loan to send him money.
2768
02:15:18.090 --> 02:15:21.369
How cringeworthy is that? That's horrible. That is something else.
2769
02:15:22.149 --> 02:15:26.010
Just call me. Rope sent a kick. And Hassan jacks
2770
02:15:26.109 --> 02:15:32.739
off to Asmongold. What kind of degenerates are in my
2771
02:15:32.760 --> 02:15:38.439
kicklot chat? Hassan jacks off to Asmongold. It's in the
2772
02:15:38.510 --> 02:15:44.829
kick live chat, right? And one second. And we also
2773
02:15:44.869 --> 02:15:49.229
want to thank, just call me Robe for another kick
2774
02:15:49.270 --> 02:15:51.729
and 100 kicks and 10 kicks. Okay, we're all caught up,
2775
02:15:51.810 --> 02:15:55.829
I think. But I always say, if you follow us
2776
02:15:55.930 --> 02:15:57.930
on kick during the live broadcast, I give you a
2777
02:15:57.930 --> 02:16:00.270
big shout out and thank you. So big shout out
2778
02:16:00.310 --> 02:16:03.029
and thank you to Degenerate in the kick live chat
2779
02:16:03.109 --> 02:16:10.449
named Hassan jacks off to Asmongold. Jesus Christ, my audience
2780
02:16:10.510 --> 02:16:14.060
is just filled with degenerates, man. Just filled with degenerates.
2781
02:16:14.199 --> 02:16:17.619
And thank you, Anime Chris, for your kindness, generosity, and big,
2782
02:16:17.659 --> 02:16:21.800
big support of the show. Much, much appreciated. Now, guys,
2783
02:16:21.840 --> 02:16:23.819
we didn't hit the goal tonight, and I just want
2784
02:16:23.859 --> 02:16:27.609
to tell you that really upsets me. Okay? That really
2785
02:16:27.670 --> 02:16:29.510
upsets me. I got a day off.
2786
02:16:29.529 --> 02:16:30.409
You stayed up late.
2787
02:16:30.430 --> 02:16:33.729
I stayed late, yeah. We're at two hours, and we
2788
02:16:33.790 --> 02:16:37.190
only usually go for two hours. I stayed 16 extra minutes.
2789
02:16:37.829 --> 02:16:41.989
We didn't even hit the goal tonight, guys. That upsets me.
2790
02:16:42.489 --> 02:16:44.829
And having to sit here and watch Darkseid fill is
2791
02:16:44.879 --> 02:16:48.940
very frustrating. So all I got for tonight was a
2792
02:16:48.979 --> 02:16:53.940
box of frustration. We didn't even hit a goal. Terrible.
2793
02:16:54.340 --> 02:16:57.600
I just can't believe that he has left. such little
2794
02:16:57.700 --> 02:17:00.989
self-awareness that he doesn't realize that this just makes him
2795
02:17:01.049 --> 02:17:04.129
look like a degenerate scumbag drifter, right?
2796
02:17:04.709 --> 02:17:04.909
Yeah.
2797
02:17:04.969 --> 02:17:07.850
What was the goal, Just Call Me Rope? The goal was,
2798
02:17:08.030 --> 02:17:14.209
I guess, 150. Yeah, and I counted the kick support, too,
2799
02:17:14.250 --> 02:17:17.729
and we're nowhere close. So thank you, Just Call Me Rope, though,
2800
02:17:17.770 --> 02:17:21.149
for your pennies and your dimes. That really helped towards
2801
02:17:21.190 --> 02:17:25.309
the goal. No, he gave a whole dollar, man. That's
2802
02:17:25.409 --> 02:17:28.270
rare in my kick chat. Normally they just throw pennies
2803
02:17:28.329 --> 02:17:30.709
and dimes at me, so just call me rope. He
2804
02:17:30.750 --> 02:17:34.579
sent a whole dollar, right? Yeah.
2805
02:17:34.639 --> 02:17:35.159
He's a winner.
2806
02:17:36.200 --> 02:17:36.579
All right.
2807
02:17:36.819 --> 02:17:37.280
Yeah.
2808
02:17:37.319 --> 02:17:42.579
So I don't even know what to say. This next
2809
02:17:42.659 --> 02:17:45.469
week should be interesting for Phil because he's expecting a
2810
02:17:45.530 --> 02:17:48.770
huge boost. And I'm going to say there is no boost.
2811
02:17:49.450 --> 02:17:53.420
And I think... H-Bomb is right. And the super chatter
2812
02:17:53.450 --> 02:17:58.180
was right. He is desperate for money right now because
2813
02:17:58.200 --> 02:18:00.059
he's got to pay his taxes and he didn't put
2814
02:18:00.219 --> 02:18:03.100
any of the fucking money aside all year. And he's
2815
02:18:03.120 --> 02:18:05.440
only got a few months to scrape it all up,
2816
02:18:06.180 --> 02:18:09.770
you know. I don't understand. I always put mine aside.
2817
02:18:09.889 --> 02:18:12.190
Every time I get paid, I have a separate account
2818
02:18:12.250 --> 02:18:16.090
that I move 20, 30% into just so I don't
2819
02:18:16.110 --> 02:18:18.450
have to worry. But it helps that I have a
2820
02:18:18.610 --> 02:18:22.190
battle axe of an accountant wife that will be, you know,
2821
02:18:23.030 --> 02:18:25.170
she will make my life hell if I don't have
2822
02:18:25.250 --> 02:18:27.350
the money at the end of the year. I've never
2823
02:18:27.409 --> 02:18:30.049
not had it, but still, she reminds me every month.
2824
02:18:30.209 --> 02:18:33.299
She reminds me every month. Did you put that aside?
2825
02:18:33.440 --> 02:18:36.620
And we never have a problem. Usually I have a surplus, right?
2826
02:18:37.559 --> 02:18:40.500
We want to thank Broken Hip for a $ 1. 49 super sticker.
2827
02:18:41.139 --> 02:18:44.180
All right, I'm feeling slightly less frustrated and slightly less
2828
02:18:44.260 --> 02:18:47.969
upset because people are still sending money to me. So
2829
02:18:48.069 --> 02:18:51.450
thank you. Thank you, Broken Hip, for your kindness, generosity,
2830
02:18:51.530 --> 02:18:55.969
and big support of the show. Much appreciated. Yeah, I
2831
02:18:56.010 --> 02:19:00.739
don't know. This week has been crazy. DSP cannot think ahead.
2832
02:19:00.920 --> 02:19:03.879
Every April 15th, he is surprised that he has to
2833
02:19:03.920 --> 02:19:04.680
pay taxes.
2834
02:19:05.219 --> 02:19:05.520
Yeah.
2835
02:19:06.170 --> 02:19:08.909
It just doesn't make any sense. We've got Tales of
2836
02:19:08.950 --> 02:19:12.930
the Sonic Voyage. True Seekers Degenerates unite, he says. Yes,
2837
02:19:13.010 --> 02:19:16.709
we're all united in our degeneracy. So, thank you for
2838
02:19:16.729 --> 02:19:30.379
your kindness. The UIS... Pardon me. Hold on. The UIS
2839
02:19:30.420 --> 02:19:33.329
finally finished that video that we've been busting his balls about.
2840
02:19:33.430 --> 02:19:33.870
Finally!
2841
02:19:33.930 --> 02:19:36.540
So, As soon as the stream ends, I will put
2842
02:19:36.600 --> 02:19:38.790
your video in the description of the video so everybody
2843
02:19:38.809 --> 02:19:40.280
can check it out. I enjoyed it.
2844
02:19:40.290 --> 02:19:41.049
I appreciate that.
2845
02:19:41.069 --> 02:19:44.049
I thought it was very good. But was it worth
2846
02:19:44.090 --> 02:19:46.250
the wait? Not really. Not really.
2847
02:19:46.629 --> 02:19:46.870
No.
2848
02:19:47.670 --> 02:19:48.290
No, it was good.
2849
02:19:48.309 --> 02:19:52.430
It was a great video. Watching it, I understand why
2850
02:19:52.500 --> 02:19:54.620
it took you so long. Because it was like a
2851
02:19:54.700 --> 02:19:57.899
lot of shit to get through. And you really filled
2852
02:19:57.920 --> 02:19:59.920
that video with a lot of lore and a lot
2853
02:19:59.959 --> 02:20:02.819
of history and stuff like that. So it took a while.
2854
02:20:03.479 --> 02:20:06.639
The script has been written for months. It's just been sitting,
2855
02:20:06.719 --> 02:20:09.719
just sitting there. Just me having to actually finally just
2856
02:20:10.360 --> 02:20:13.840
record it. Then everything was a little easier. You're piecing
2857
02:20:13.860 --> 02:20:16.860
it all together, making the clips, finding whatever clip I
2858
02:20:16.920 --> 02:20:20.459
wanted to just throw in there. But yeah, it took
2859
02:20:20.500 --> 02:20:24.680
about 10 hours start to finish.
2860
02:20:25.020 --> 02:20:27.290
It's time consuming when you really think about it. It
2861
02:20:27.309 --> 02:20:29.270
takes CJ forever to make a copy.
2862
02:20:29.549 --> 02:20:33.879
Especially all the editing. I always say, Before live streaming
2863
02:20:33.940 --> 02:20:37.170
on YouTube, I used to do an audio podcast that
2864
02:20:37.190 --> 02:20:40.510
was two hours long. And I did one a week.
2865
02:20:40.729 --> 02:20:42.829
It would take me all week long because you had
2866
02:20:42.850 --> 02:20:45.930
to splice in these stupid fucking ads for the network
2867
02:20:46.000 --> 02:20:50.200
that I was with and all this shit. And everything's
2868
02:20:50.219 --> 02:20:53.159
got to be leveled. And I much prefer the live
2869
02:20:53.180 --> 02:20:57.069
stream format because you could pump out a lot more content.
2870
02:20:57.079 --> 02:20:59.190
I could never do five or six shows a week.
2871
02:20:59.770 --> 02:21:01.069
doing an audio podcast.
2872
02:21:02.190 --> 02:21:05.530
Back in like 2022 when I first really got started
2873
02:21:05.590 --> 02:21:10.250
in the Lowell Cowell universe, I was making three, four,
2874
02:21:10.309 --> 02:21:13.250
five videos a week and every one of them was
2875
02:21:13.309 --> 02:21:16.350
done on the phone. All the editing was done in PowerDirector.
2876
02:21:16.530 --> 02:21:19.379
I cannot believe you people who edit on a phone.
2877
02:21:19.610 --> 02:21:20.770
I could never do that.
2878
02:21:20.950 --> 02:21:22.219
I haven't done it in years.
2879
02:21:22.239 --> 02:21:23.780
I used to know this girl. She was a friend
2880
02:21:23.819 --> 02:21:29.360
of my show. This girl, Stina Marie. Stina. Stina. I
2881
02:21:29.399 --> 02:21:32.879
think she's still on YouTube, Steena Bobina. And she made
2882
02:21:32.959 --> 02:21:37.760
like hour-long videos in that younger, you know, like the
2883
02:21:37.819 --> 02:21:43.290
way that a lot of the younger content creators like cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
2884
02:21:43.489 --> 02:21:45.950
I couldn't believe when I found out she did it
2885
02:21:45.969 --> 02:21:49.989
on the phone. And somebody that was also a friend
2886
02:21:50.030 --> 02:21:53.590
of my show, when he heard that, he felt so
2887
02:21:53.670 --> 02:21:55.870
bad for her that he bought her an iMac so
2888
02:21:55.889 --> 02:21:58.670
that she could edit on a real computer, you know.
2889
02:21:59.569 --> 02:22:01.370
God bless that guy for helping her out. Cause I
2890
02:22:01.389 --> 02:22:03.129
could imagine how the hell do you do that on
2891
02:22:03.149 --> 02:22:03.549
a phone?
2892
02:22:03.670 --> 02:22:06.920
Oh, I mean, I have my, my low cow landfill series.
2893
02:22:06.959 --> 02:22:09.420
Some of those videos are eight hours long and they
2894
02:22:09.440 --> 02:22:12.399
were done entirely on the phone. All the editing.
2895
02:22:12.540 --> 02:22:16.559
You are a maniac. I couldn't do a five minute
2896
02:22:16.940 --> 02:22:21.680
edit on a phone. Then again, I am half blind.
2897
02:22:21.739 --> 02:22:25.219
So the small screen screws me, you know, I edit
2898
02:22:25.579 --> 02:22:30.500
on a 50 inch TV for real, you know, Tyler Liger.
2899
02:22:30.510 --> 02:22:32.360
Why don't you tell us what's coming up on your channel?
2900
02:22:33.559 --> 02:22:36.760
Oh, uh, well, we'll have a show on Thursday. We'll
2901
02:22:36.780 --> 02:22:38.959
shoot for a show on Thursday. I think I'm going
2902
02:22:38.979 --> 02:22:41.959
to talk about some more Robbie Taggart. Um, that guy's
2903
02:22:42.020 --> 02:22:44.879
just been an infinite content glitch. Um, we talked about
2904
02:22:44.920 --> 02:22:49.319
Tafia earlier today, talked a little Tafia chew. Um, she
2905
02:22:49.340 --> 02:22:51.899
had a troll, like she brought in and it was like,
2906
02:22:52.340 --> 02:22:54.319
she had to use like a machine voice and she
2907
02:22:54.340 --> 02:22:56.799
pulled the rug on her. Like, and we, and CJ
2908
02:22:56.819 --> 02:22:57.459
holiday and I.
2909
02:22:57.440 --> 02:22:57.979
Reacted to that.
2910
02:22:58.000 --> 02:22:58.700
That was pretty funny.
2911
02:22:59.200 --> 02:23:01.389
Um, I don't know if I'm going to have an unfiltered.
2912
02:23:01.590 --> 02:23:03.049
I don't know if I'm going to have an unfiltered
2913
02:23:03.110 --> 02:23:07.579
this weekend. We'll see. Um, uh, sometimes I usually try
2914
02:23:07.610 --> 02:23:09.940
to schedule that out about a month ahead or sometimes
2915
02:23:10.020 --> 02:23:11.739
usually I'll just hit up somebody and I'll be like, Hey,
2916
02:23:11.780 --> 02:23:13.600
you want to hop on for like, you know, a
2917
02:23:13.620 --> 02:23:14.819
couple hours on a Sunday.
2918
02:23:15.000 --> 02:23:15.260
Sure.
2919
02:23:15.319 --> 02:23:19.500
You know, like, um, so it's either, it's either way, either, either.
2920
02:23:19.360 --> 02:23:20.139
End of the spectrum.
2921
02:23:20.479 --> 02:23:23.159
Um, and then I have like probably two more shows
2922
02:23:23.239 --> 02:23:25.879
for crash out connoisseurs lined up next week.
2923
02:23:25.959 --> 02:23:28.959
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
2924
02:23:28.979 --> 02:23:31.809
Just, uh, We're just I'm just keeping my finger on
2925
02:23:31.829 --> 02:23:34.010
the pulse and seeing what's going on every now and then.
2926
02:23:34.059 --> 02:23:37.280
I'll I'll pull the I'll pull the subscribers of the
2927
02:23:37.319 --> 02:23:39.139
viewers and I'll be like, who do you want to
2928
02:23:39.180 --> 02:23:39.799
see us cover?
2929
02:23:40.200 --> 02:23:42.780
And I get I have a lot like a lot of.
2930
02:23:43.340 --> 02:23:45.120
Give them what they want. That's what I do.
2931
02:23:45.120 --> 02:23:45.200
Yeah.
2932
02:23:45.219 --> 02:23:46.280
A man of the people.
2933
02:23:46.899 --> 02:23:47.760
Um, yeah.
2934
02:23:48.239 --> 02:23:50.399
And like, for some odd reason, like out of, out
2935
02:23:50.440 --> 02:23:52.329
of everybody, it was like to Fiat you that like
2936
02:23:52.389 --> 02:23:53.180
ran away from it.
2937
02:23:53.569 --> 02:23:54.969
And, and like, there's some.
2938
02:23:54.909 --> 02:23:57.370
People that are like, who the crap is this truth or.
2939
02:23:57.250 --> 02:23:58.190
Seven, seven, seven.
2940
02:23:58.209 --> 02:24:00.850
I was like, Oh, that's a rabbit hole in itself.
2941
02:24:01.010 --> 02:24:05.450
But yeah, I usually, I usually try to stay updated
2942
02:24:05.489 --> 02:24:08.370
on a lot of stuff. And, um, from, you know,
2943
02:24:08.409 --> 02:24:13.729
DSP to Cyrax and, Oh my gosh, it's, The deeper
2944
02:24:13.750 --> 02:24:15.809
I get into this shit, the more real it gets, so.
2945
02:24:16.819 --> 02:24:19.780
I can't believe anybody's still covering that Cyrix guy. Honestly,
2946
02:24:19.959 --> 02:24:22.180
every time I see a video of him, I just
2947
02:24:22.260 --> 02:24:26.100
feel bad. Like, that guy is fucked, man.
2948
02:24:27.559 --> 02:24:27.819
Yeah.
2949
02:24:28.040 --> 02:24:31.780
Anybody who constantly shits themselves on stream and keeps going,
2950
02:24:31.940 --> 02:24:38.780
you gotta have a certain... Oh, God! Sympathy for... That
2951
02:24:38.799 --> 02:24:41.200
was a great clip, though. He's, like, yelling at his mom.
2952
02:24:41.260 --> 02:24:44.500
It's all over. I got it all over. There's shit all.
2953
02:24:45.239 --> 02:24:47.059
Over, Mom.
2954
02:24:47.100 --> 02:24:47.260
Mom!
2955
02:24:47.280 --> 02:24:49.600
My pants on the live stream.
2956
02:24:49.620 --> 02:24:52.700
I got diarrhea all over the place.
2957
02:24:52.959 --> 02:24:57.340
Again! You've got to give him some credit, though, because
2958
02:24:57.399 --> 02:25:00.280
normal people would be so ashamed and embarrassed they would
2959
02:25:00.319 --> 02:25:02.389
never go on the internet again. And he was just
2960
02:25:02.530 --> 02:25:04.370
on the next day like nothing happened.
2961
02:25:05.389 --> 02:25:09.750
He got his ass beat on stream and came back
2962
02:25:09.829 --> 02:25:13.549
with nothing. I'm still standing. I showed up and I
2963
02:25:13.610 --> 02:25:14.090
showed out.
2964
02:25:14.110 --> 02:25:15.030
I'm like, no.
2965
02:25:17.379 --> 02:25:22.500
I showed up and showed up, Marty! I guess, H-Bomb,
2966
02:25:22.540 --> 02:25:24.200
you've got more clips coming, right?
2967
02:25:25.420 --> 02:25:26.360
I do, yes, I do.
2968
02:25:26.379 --> 02:25:30.040
That's what you do. More clips of DSP in the quartering, right?
2969
02:25:30.739 --> 02:25:30.959
Yes.
2970
02:25:31.540 --> 02:25:34.110
And what's doing better right now, the quartering clips or
2971
02:25:34.149 --> 02:25:36.209
dark side fill clips?
2972
02:25:36.329 --> 02:25:38.329
Quartering by a fair margin.
2973
02:25:38.950 --> 02:25:40.870
Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome, AJ.
2974
02:25:40.889 --> 02:25:41.450
Yeah, I know.
2975
02:25:41.709 --> 02:25:44.010
I'm the one who told him to start making quartering clips.
2976
02:25:44.790 --> 02:25:45.110
Yeah.
2977
02:25:46.319 --> 02:25:48.319
It's a great way to thank me coming to the
2978
02:25:48.340 --> 02:25:50.059
cabin and holding the tape measure.
2979
02:25:51.379 --> 02:25:53.680
Yeah, I got to see what friend's house I'm going
2980
02:25:53.700 --> 02:25:54.420
to go to next.
2981
02:25:54.879 --> 02:25:58.569
Like, Six times. He's held the tape measure. In his defense,
2982
02:25:58.629 --> 02:26:00.750
it was a tough workday for him. He held the
2983
02:26:00.790 --> 02:26:06.299
tape measure six times in an eight-hour workday. That was rough. Right?
2984
02:26:06.500 --> 02:26:07.479
I feel like it was more.
2985
02:26:08.659 --> 02:26:10.840
It was fun, though. It was fun. I was kind
2986
02:26:10.879 --> 02:26:13.200
of surprised you bailed out early. You didn't want to stay.
2987
02:26:13.219 --> 02:26:15.959
I don't know if he's scared of bears or what,
2988
02:26:16.120 --> 02:26:18.799
but he was looking around. When it started getting dark,
2989
02:26:18.840 --> 02:26:21.379
he was like, I got to go. I got to
2990
02:26:21.399 --> 02:26:23.540
go home. I got to go home.
2991
02:26:25.440 --> 02:26:26.219
Gotta go home.
2992
02:26:26.579 --> 02:26:29.000
He didn't see any bears. You saw one raccoon. Was
2993
02:26:29.040 --> 02:26:31.239
that enough to freak you out about the woods? You're
2994
02:26:31.260 --> 02:26:34.200
just like, oh, fuck a raccoon. I gotta leave right now.
2995
02:26:37.809 --> 02:26:38.170
No.
2996
02:26:40.709 --> 02:26:43.469
Like I said, man, the car does actually suck in
2997
02:26:43.489 --> 02:26:43.829
the rain.
2998
02:26:44.030 --> 02:26:46.819
A likely story.
2999
02:26:46.879 --> 02:26:49.059
I didn't want to risk being late for Tyler's show.
3000
02:26:49.079 --> 02:26:51.280
No, I think he was afraid that if he stayed
3001
02:26:51.340 --> 02:26:53.659
the night, the next morning I would make him actually
3002
02:26:53.780 --> 02:26:57.909
work for the next day. That's right. But it was right.
3003
02:26:57.950 --> 02:27:00.610
I would be totally tired by the time Unfiltered comes around.
3004
02:27:00.649 --> 02:27:01.530
Yeah, that tracks.
3005
02:27:03.190 --> 02:27:04.940
I was afraid that you were going to sneak into
3006
02:27:04.959 --> 02:27:08.260
the trailer and draw a dick on my face.
3007
02:27:08.280 --> 02:27:10.459
No, what I was what I was going to do
3008
02:27:10.760 --> 02:27:14.829
is I honestly I had planned to open the trailer
3009
02:27:14.909 --> 02:27:17.700
door and throw all kinds of food in there. And
3010
02:27:17.739 --> 02:27:19.920
throw food on top of you while you were sleeping
3011
02:27:19.979 --> 02:27:22.579
so that the raccoons would come in and fucking fuck
3012
02:27:22.620 --> 02:27:26.840
with you. I've actually done that to people. You want
3013
02:27:26.860 --> 02:27:30.270
to see somebody freak out, man. Get them to wake
3014
02:27:30.389 --> 02:27:33.389
up with like four raccoons on their chest eating shit
3015
02:27:33.469 --> 02:27:36.569
off of them. It's awesome. It's awesome.
3016
02:27:37.209 --> 02:27:37.510
All right.
3017
02:27:37.530 --> 02:27:39.450
Well, we're going to wrap things up here. And by
3018
02:27:39.489 --> 02:27:42.139
the way, Ty. Liger, he even used your show as
3019
02:27:42.170 --> 02:27:44.250
an excuse for why he had to leave early so
3020
02:27:44.270 --> 02:27:45.639
he didn't have to work the next day.
3021
02:27:45.659 --> 02:27:46.500
Yeah.
3022
02:27:47.079 --> 02:27:47.860
Yeah, yeah.
3023
02:27:48.100 --> 02:27:50.659
I couldn't believe it. I'm like, all right, I guess
3024
02:27:50.700 --> 02:27:53.200
that's more important than helping me with the cabin.
3025
02:27:53.219 --> 02:27:56.260
It was a six-hour drive, man, in one day.
3026
02:27:57.379 --> 02:27:59.340
Yeah, well, you could have stayed the night and then
3027
02:27:59.440 --> 02:28:01.360
driven the next day, the three hours.
3028
02:28:01.379 --> 02:28:02.440
I'm pretty aware I could have, yes.
3029
02:28:03.040 --> 02:28:06.760
All right, well, I still appreciate you. I will say this.
3030
02:28:06.940 --> 02:28:10.090
I will give H-Bomb an A for finally showing up,
3031
02:28:11.190 --> 02:28:16.170
but an F for actually doing any usable work, right,
3032
02:28:16.350 --> 02:28:19.500
other than hold the tape measure. Good enough for me.
3033
02:28:20.250 --> 02:28:22.069
All right, we're going to throw everybody out of here,
3034
02:28:22.610 --> 02:28:24.829
and I'll put everybody's link in the description after the
3035
02:28:24.889 --> 02:28:28.000
stream ends. I'm a terrible show host. Thank you, Tyler Liger,
3036
02:28:28.520 --> 02:28:30.219
for being here. Tell everybody where they can find you
3037
02:28:30.280 --> 02:28:30.840
on YouTube.
3038
02:28:31.379 --> 02:28:35.500
At Unfiltered Podcast Texas, you'll find both Unfiltered and the
3039
02:28:35.540 --> 02:28:36.579
Crash Out Connoisseurs.
3040
02:28:37.000 --> 02:28:38.700
All right, I'm going to throw you out of here.
3041
02:28:38.739 --> 02:28:40.909
You have a good night, and thank you for participating
3042
02:28:40.920 --> 02:28:45.069
in our wonderful roast. All right, and then we've got H-Bomb,
3043
02:28:45.889 --> 02:28:48.010
or the UIS. Tell everybody where they can find you.
3044
02:28:49.010 --> 02:28:52.409
At the UIS on YouTube and pretty much anywhere else.
3045
02:28:53.329 --> 02:28:57.069
At the UIS on YouTube. Okay. All right. Everybody go
3046
02:28:57.110 --> 02:28:59.250
watch a new video because it really sucks when you
3047
02:28:59.270 --> 02:29:01.450
struggle to make a video for a long time and
3048
02:29:01.479 --> 02:29:03.340
then you finally make it and it doesn't quite get
3049
02:29:03.379 --> 02:29:05.940
the views that you wanted or expected or hoped for.
3050
02:29:06.600 --> 02:29:08.360
So go check out his latest video.
3051
02:29:08.780 --> 02:29:09.579
I appreciate that.
3052
02:29:10.139 --> 02:29:14.760
Thank you, the UIS and HBOM. Tell everybody where they
3053
02:29:14.780 --> 02:29:16.100
can find you on YouTube.
3054
02:29:16.799 --> 02:29:18.149
Yeah, so it's HBOM.com.
3055
02:29:18.770 --> 02:29:25.559
Fp637 on youtube and yeah underscore fp637 on x.
3056
02:29:25.680 --> 02:29:28.079
Yeah and if you just search on youtube just put
3057
02:29:28.280 --> 02:29:30.020
hbomb dsp you'll find.
3058
02:29:29.860 --> 02:29:32.290
This that's the easiest way to find it yes.
3059
02:29:32.069 --> 02:29:34.010
Yep all right i'm gonna throw you out of here
3060
02:29:34.649 --> 02:29:36.750
kind of like uh i wanted to throw you out
3061
02:29:36.770 --> 02:29:38.469
of the cabin have a good night.
3062
02:29:38.309 --> 02:29:39.590
Buddy yes all right.
3063
02:29:41.840 --> 02:29:44.440
All right, we have done our due diligence for tonight.
3064
02:29:44.479 --> 02:29:47.280
I want to thank all of you for watching live.
3065
02:29:47.909 --> 02:29:49.989
And we want to thank Just Call Me Rope, who
3066
02:29:50.170 --> 02:29:53.110
threw some more pennies at me. But we're thankful for
3067
02:29:53.190 --> 02:29:55.850
any support that we get. And please do follow us
3068
02:29:55.930 --> 02:29:59.450
on Kik. It's at, or it's kik.com forward slash True
3069
02:29:59.489 --> 02:30:02.030
Secret Show. Trying to expand our Kik presence over there.
3070
02:30:02.049 --> 02:30:04.329
We're going to be returning to Kik-only shows soon. I
3071
02:30:04.690 --> 02:30:06.690
want to thank our panel members. Make sure that you
3072
02:30:06.709 --> 02:30:08.819
check them out on YouTube. And I want to thank
3073
02:30:09.440 --> 02:30:13.500
All of you kind and generous benefactors for your kindness, generosity,
3074
02:30:13.639 --> 02:30:16.780
and big, big support of the show. But that's all
3075
02:30:16.819 --> 02:30:20.729
we got for you. So until next time, friends, my
3076
02:30:20.770 --> 02:30:23.510
name is Stephen Cambion. Good night, and God bless all
3077
02:30:23.530 --> 02:30:23.750
of you.
3078
02:30:46.459 --> 02:30:59.079
I once was just a fan That's how it all began.
3079
02:30:59.850 --> 02:31:05.469
The quarter in my shoulder For all I need to know.
3080
02:31:06.729 --> 02:31:08.870
But now some years have passed.
3081
02:31:09.770 --> 02:31:15.620
Guess life comes at you fast. I'm now his rumble mob.
3082
02:31:17.420 --> 02:31:19.139
Oh, my flipping God.
3083
02:31:20.379 --> 02:31:26.239
Each orange and each weekend, my view on life has bleakened.
3084
02:31:26.819 --> 02:31:29.860
I don't trust rumors anymore.
3085
02:31:30.420 --> 02:31:33.860
A sense of doom has set up store.
3086
02:31:34.120 --> 02:31:35.899
Each man I give.
3087
02:31:35.739 --> 02:31:36.680
A block now.
3088
02:31:37.219 --> 02:31:40.399
I've grown numb to the shock now.
3089
02:31:40.620 --> 02:31:42.290
Oh, I, oh, I.
3090
02:31:44.700 --> 02:31:48.690
A moderator for Jeremy.
3091
02:32:15.969 --> 02:32:22.649
Each orange and each weekend, my view on life has bleakened.
3092
02:32:22.690 --> 02:32:26.170
The show's become a feast of fail.
3093
02:32:26.430 --> 02:32:27.870
I just can't.
3094
02:32:27.489 --> 02:32:29.659
Tell a law from a whale.
3095
02:32:29.690 --> 02:32:32.459
I'm silencing them all now.
3096
02:32:33.159 --> 02:32:36.000
Guess quarter into locale.
3097
02:32:36.120 --> 02:32:39.760
Oh, why, oh, why'd I choose to.
3098
02:32:39.719 --> 02:32:43.760
Be a moderator for...
3099
02:32:45.620 --> 02:32:46.739
Jeremy