World Cup Update

We kick off with Raoul Moat, whose jealousy and hatred of the police led to senseless murder and had him hiding out in the woods where he almost encountered Gazza. Then we track other scum who tried to make a break for it, like Constance Marten and her absolute turd of a boyfriend, before heading d…

We dissect the over-saturated world of rushed-out, ghost-written celebrity autobiographies, where pun-heavy titles are obligatory and there's more filler than Katie Price's face. Another reason to hate Christmas.

An offence-filled episode on the status of Brian Blessed, Michael Barrymore and Richard Madeley, with a few honourable mentions along the way. Are they beloved British icons or have they let themselves and the nation down.

The future has been cancelled and we're left with the eerie afterlife of what could have been, retro culture and the ghost of Mark Fisher. We're living in a time out of place where Capitalism has won and A.I. is preparing to kill us but at least we've got Scarfolk to make us all feel better.