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>> J Money: Record the button again.
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>> J Money: I'm sorry's going.
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>> Ky: Just.
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>> Ky: You see Connor, when you see my square, do this. I'm looking at you.
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>> Ky: I'm daggers.
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>> J Money: I know the pain. I'm sorry.
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>> Ky: S right, that is a. That is a. That is Daniel Day Lewis
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stare right there just
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through the through. I drink your mil. My
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mil milkshake.
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>> Ky: That's right. Know that that is coming.
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>> Ky: Ohah.
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>> Ky: yeah's. He's trying to kill you with that starer.
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>> Ky: It's not gonna happen.
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>> J Money: If I saw Day Lewis in a fucking back alley
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one I would greet him. Hey, are you dis
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two fight him.
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>> Ky: Well, he would also look nothing like any of his characters. He would look like the
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average like.
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>> J Money: I think he looks like ass Ily doe. I think he'd fuck.
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>> J Money: I bet he's a super nice guy is.
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>> Ky: And he doesn't look anything like his characters. He'd look like the guy
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who runs a pottery shop in Ireland. And you'd say to yourself,
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oh, this is a nice, super fucking nice guy. This is fine.
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>> Ky: Oh, hey, how art you you selling me a
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Now if you were in a dark alley and you met Daniel Lee Lewis and you
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started doing an Irish accent for no reason, you'd be fucking
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legendary.
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>> J Money: That would. Yeah, yeah, he would just what he fight?
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>> Ky: His immediate. His immediate response would be mmm, m
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Golden Globe but not Oscar.
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>> J Money: I'be instantly deflated. I wouldn't want fight him anymore.
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>> Ky: No need to fight at that point because you're. You just. He just
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ruined you.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I mean, he's also like an old older man.
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>> J Money: You know, he's an older man.
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>> Ky: You could probably s. What. What would you put it? he's 60s,
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right?
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>> Ky: These 60s gotta be.
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>> Ky: Gotta be.
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>> Ky: Ye.
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>> J Money: Yeah, it was the last mo.
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>> Ky: So I was just saying, I was like, how do I work last mokei heons
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in here?
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>> Ky: Yeah, well, he was. He was the last of the Mohican, so He's in his 60s.
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>> J Money: Yeah, looks great.
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>> Ky: Those guys areative American white guy. It's weird.
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>> Ky: Yeah, he looks great.
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>> Ky: For.
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>> Ky: For a guy who survived the frontier, he looks really
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good.
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>> Ky: Him and Mel Gibson, you, you know, they both. They both dead.
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>> Ky: They are both very deadad. Yeah,
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the original patriots, the indigenous people, they were telling us to
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get off their lawn. Yeah.
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>> Ky: That'S fair. That's more real than the movie the Patriot.
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None of that was real. That Mel Gibson
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fighting for America. Okay, hold on, hold on.
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>> Ky: Yeah, he loves America.
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>> Ky: I don't think so.
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>> Ky: No, he does. He lives America and Jesus so much and
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Honestly, the two of them are synonymous for him. So same place.
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What can I do for maximum gore? And what can I do for
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maximum that I get off to people getting hurt?
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Oh yeah. The revolution and the fucking Bible.
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Let's go.
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>> J Money: Yeah. Same event, same canon.
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>> Ky: Exactly.
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>> Ky: Same event. In his head. Same.
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>> Ky: The Bible start. Started America.
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>> Ky: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> J Money: The American Bible.
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>> Ky: But director. He's
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a great director. Yeah.
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Here we are. So here we are.
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>> J Money: Anyways, welcome to the
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Lesson on people podcast.
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>> Ky: Yes.
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>> J Money: We're gonna havemm. We're gonna have a very
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interesting story for you tonight. I don't know why we chose this
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topic. It hurts me dearly.
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>> Ky: He loves it. He wants it. He wants it. He needs.
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>> J Money: I will give a brief introduction
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into our topic and then I will introduce our
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host tonight and we'll get the fucking ball rolling.
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I'm Jay Money. I'll be one of your o toight. I'm
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just Daddy. Thank you,
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thank you. I'll be doing our calling tonight.
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first up, in our rotation we've got, Shaw. Daddy,
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how are you?
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>> Ky: Who?
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>> Ky: I'm doing well, thank you, thank you. It's a great
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intro. I feel strong. And what is it?
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Sexually virulent.
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Virulent. No, vial
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vi of those words are real.
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>> Ky: What happened?
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>> Ky: You know, I'm pretty sure there's a word with those.
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>> Ky: We're all educators, dude. We can make up words if we
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want because we're educational
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podcast.
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>> Ky: Y this is an educational podcast.
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>> Ky: Get it right. Keep it tight. My neck, my
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back. So any which ways. I'm very excited to be here and share some
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stories with everyone tonight because I know they're going toa be
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excited about what we got to talk about.
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Everyone's got one.
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>> J Money: My my pussy and m crack. I also said I was
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gonn introduce a story I never did. We're just gonna come in with rol call.
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>> Ky: Yes.
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>> J Money: Be a mystery till the end. Up
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next, I think. What a con man.
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>> J Money: I'll get in there. I'm back on the gator Wine tonight. I know you're
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all very pleased about that.
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>> J Money: Y.
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>> Ky: Yes.
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>> J Money: I'm operating at like 110% efficiency right
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now.
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>> Ky: Yes.
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>> Ky: Now for the uneducated, the uninia.
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What is Gator Wine?
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>> J Money: It's a mix of. I actually got the right flavor this
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timekay.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> J Money: The light blue gator at Glacier Freeze
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and then just two red one one to one.
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>> Ky: One to one.
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>> J Money: One to one saying less and.
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>> Ky: Is that what that song was about? Was actually it was about gator
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wine.
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>> Ky: It was. It was. That song was about G ub40, dude. They
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wrote about gator wine constantly.
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>> J Money: Way ahead of the time.
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>> Ky: That'until they had those hits. Dude. I'm hydrated, but also I'm
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dehydrating.
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>> Ky: So much to learn about music, you guys. That's.
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>> Ky: Yeah'honestly and that's the thing. That's why I keep telling you
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to learn the keys of music. Because a lot of it involves wine
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and getting hammered. That's very
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true.
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>> J Money: Anyways, Ky Jelly, how are you tonight?
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>> Ky: I am. I'm gelatinous. I'm just
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so at room temperature.
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Close to liid. Still kind of a solid.
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Just feeling cooling groove.
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>> Ky: Just be in between, baby.
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>> J Money: Live in the. You could at any
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moment you could. You could drift into a liquid
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or harden up into something kind of just.
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>> Ky: He hardens up. Yeah, he hardens up.
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>> Ky: Tell me to, hard up quick.
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>> Ky: Hard, quick. That dick is made of pure
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fucking horse. Hoo. Baby.
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Whoa.
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>> Ky: That was my. That was my nickname in high school.
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>> Ky: Hors. Hors.
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>> Ky: He.
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>> Ky: That's his horse to out here. Horse
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you.
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>> Ky: This is a whole new theory on dick nail. You know, if
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you're a whole hoof. Oh my God.
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>> Ky: horse, being the Texas hors horse hoof guy, he got
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kicked out of, Twisters too, unfortunately. Ye.
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I really appreciated your cameo and, they cut you completely, man.
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>> Ky: Yeah, it was really, really unfair. You know, the thing is though, still had to pay
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me, so I made.
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>> Ky: I made money. They still. Yeah, still. So you made the money. You made the money.
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Doesn't matter. They Fuck them. Fuck them.
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>> Ky: Yeah, that's right.
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>> J Money: and our last host tonight,
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Big Cat bc. First time on our
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visual.
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>> Ky: Making our debut. Making our visual debut.
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>> Ky: Right Sexy.
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>> Ky: I'm no longer wearing a beanie. I'm no longer wearing bean. I'm trying to
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get our sponsors. Liquid Death. Liquid Death. You
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just did so much coke with your friends. You've been up since
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6pm Liquid,
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>> Ky: Death the day before.
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>> Ky: Have you ever died before?
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>> Ky: Try drinking.
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>> Ky: Drinking
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also just like stay hydrated. You know, it's just water.
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>> Ky: But don't tell them that. Don't tell them that.
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>> Ky: But don't tell them that. I'm trying to still look hardcore, in my
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30s and I clearly can't do it anymore.
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>> Ky: Yeah, no, you can. That's why you're drinking Liquid Death. It's
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proofen the puddingid you.
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>> Ky: I'll just continue to try to grab us, some sponsorships
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through. Give us a fucking money.
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>> J Money: Yeah, I'm the Director of this
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podcast.
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>> Ky: Yeah, we know that.
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>> Ky: Notice by the hatice. By the hat.
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>> Ky: Ye.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: His chair also has the back of his name.
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>> Ky: It does. That is so. And that's how you know he's the most important.
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>> J Money: Yeah. I also have David Bowie's crotch
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right.
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>> Ky: On my m right shirt.
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>> Ky: I love it.
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>> Ky: It's on the shirt, guys.
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>> J Money: Six down in the belly button range. When I. When I really.
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>> Ky: It. It's enormously expl. It's good fit.
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>> Ky: It's a good fit. It. Are they giving him a good
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fit on his. On his bulge or are
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they trying to androgynize him? I want to know what the shirt tells
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me.
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>> Ky: Well, I think if you describe yourself as not having
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any gender, any size of your fucking ball sac is
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appropriate. Do you know what I mean?
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Sense.
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>> J Money: Sense.
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>> Ky: It's not balls that make a man.
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>> Ky: David Bo Something. David Bowie was free of any gender. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> J Money: I can't even come up with an argument against that.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> J Money: Even if I wanted to.
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>> J Money: We do have a story tonight. It's
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about. It's about. It's about dads
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being dads or our dads.
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>> Ky: I m. Our dad's beingan dads.
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>> J Money: I'm not a dad, but I did have a dad,
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I think. But not really though.
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>> Ky: I mean you. You kind of had. It was like ghost
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daddy.
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>> J Money: A ghostady. He was a real person. I mean
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he's dead now, so I.
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>> Ky: Guess he
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was kind of ghostly before and then he was really a ghost after
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that.
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>> J Money: That is true. That is true. I guess I'll start.
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for those of you I buy, I don't have
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such a weird, awkward, weird
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awkwardkward awkward run at this. I
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never knew my dad growing up. It was pretty much just fucking
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Cartman's mom.
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Yeah, pretty much just Cartn's mom raising me. And
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I think it. What I didn't meet. I didn't actually meetat my dad until I
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was maybe
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in in my 20s, my
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early 20s, I think. So
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I was like 23 maybe.
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And off chance met him, I went
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into his his trailer and
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>> Ky: Was it a double wide or a single?
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>> J Money: No, it was a double wide.
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>> J Money: Or was he like a movie star? Was he like in Hollywood?
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Like his acting trailer?
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>> Ky: Oh yeahah.
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>> Ky: That's what, that's what I hear. Yah.
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>> J Money: I mean that's where my mind went.
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>> Ky: And so when we say trailer, we mean, manufactured housing
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communities actually talking.
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>> Ky: Yeah. Yeah.
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>> J Money: So different kind of movies.
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It was a double wide, full double
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whiteide so you could see one wall of this
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thing and you could see clear
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across to the other wall.
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>> Ky: To the other side. Yeah. Hey, Those cardboard
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walls.
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>> J Money: Yeah, man. And he had. He had a, He
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had a rear. A massive rear
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projector. tv. And,
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like, this was, like, well
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into the age of, like, flat screens, like.
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>> Ky: Yeah, yeah.
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>> J Money: I mean, where a rear projector would be
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inappropriate.
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So, he had a rear projector. And then
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he said something to me upon that first meeting
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where he had just saved up
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for something, and it was ridiculous. Like, just
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saved up for the GameCube or like, whatever.
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>> Ky: Hell, yeah.
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>> Ky: Like, selling had been out for, like, 20. Yes. Years.
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>> J Money: Let'play some fucking MarioArt, bro.
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>> Ky: Let's do it.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: Y. Dude, this guy knows up.
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>> Ky: He didn't know how badly he would have got fucked, though, in Mario K
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you, though.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I would. Yeah.
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>> J Money: I would have fucking slayed that old man.
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>> Ky: Like, that's what. Yeah, you would have overtaken him as a man. You would
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have overaken him as a man. He can't do that. He can't do that.
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>> J Money: You knocked up my teenage mom and made me. And you think you're
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gonna fucking smoke me in Mario Kart after being absent for 23
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years?
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>> Ky: Blue Shel. Blue Shell. Blue Shell.
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>> Ky: Bl. Get. Fuck. Get fucked. Get out of here, man.
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>> J Money: I'll kill you. Green shells just embarrass you little bitch. Fuck
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out of here. Anyway,
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yeah, that was a weird interaction. And I remember walking
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away from it thinking,
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I hope that this person is not actually my
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father. And I think he did. He gave me something, a
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memento when I left that day.
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That.
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>> Ky: Do I know this one? Was it the ninja
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sword?
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>> J Money: It was. It was. Yeah, it was,
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yes.
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Soow this upon.
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Ah, the only thing.
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>> Ky: But that's also. That's also how you knew you were Japanese as
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well in the.
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>> Ky: It's true.
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>> J Money: That is true. I gu.
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>> J Money: You are the last samurai.
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>> J Money: Yeah.
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>> Ky: You are the last samurai, dude. It's just you and it's you and Tim Cruise,
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bro. Just surv. Timmy. Timmy
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Cruz.
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>> J Money: How do I explain him and the way he looked a little
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bit like Ron Jeremy and.
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>> Ky: Okay, is it Ron Jeremy or is it also. Is it also
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Ace Freely? Does he look a little bit like Ace Freely?
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>> J Money: I don't know. I can't picture Ace Freely now. Like.
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>> Ky: All right, okay. All right, forget that. We'll scratch
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that. That's in'it's not scratch.
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>> J Money: You're Fuck. That's on camera, dude. We're not going anywhere.
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>> Ky: I'CALL back.
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>> J Money: I direct this podcast.
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>> Ky: Anyway, what he wants goes.
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>> J Money: He gave me. He gave me a ninja sword. And,
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it was awful. It was like, you know, flimsy.
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Of course, not from Japan, which was fucking lame.
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But yeah, it was the head of it.
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It was made, the. The handle was made out of,
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like, bones. Like people
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bones and like the.
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What's the bottom of a sword called?
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>> Ky: The pommel.
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>> J Money: The. The pommel.
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>> Ky: Thank you.
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>> J Money: Yeah, it's exactly. So the pommel was a
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skull, but like, of course, like, way too small
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to be an actual human. Yeah.
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>> Ky: So it's just all plastic.
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>> J Money: Also not a plastic. Yeah, so getting really
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stupid.
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>> Ky: he was. He was real life, he was a real life demon slayer.
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>> Ky: He was a. He was a samurai, you know. Justin, do you
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remember what you did with that sword?
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>> J Money: I get no fucking idea, I can tell you. Do you
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have that?
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>> Ky: I did. So you got that
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right before I moved to San Francisco and you
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had to go back out of the country. You gave it to
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me. I took it to San Francisco.
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One of the fucking ridiculous idiots that I lived with
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in San Francisco tipped it from where it was on my wall.
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Yes. I put it on my wall as if it was something worth
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remembering and recognizing. It broke the pomm.
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>> Ky: Fucking sick. I would. I would do the wall.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I tried to fix it. it didn't really work. And then somewhere, when
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leaving San Francisco, it has been lost to the wins.
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But know that you hated that.
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>> Ky: Gone.
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>> Ky: I had heard that. I had heard the J Money side. I didn't know the. The
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San Francisco connectioneah.
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>> J Money: Actually, I had no idea that that sort had made it out to San
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Francisco.
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>> Ky: Maybe.
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>> Ky: Maybe.
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>> J Money: I briefly remember you showing it. Did you show it?
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>> Ky: You visited? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You came and visited and I was like, you.
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You remember this? And you're like, oh, God.
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Why. Why do you have it?
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>> J Money: I'm like you.
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>> Ky: My familial sword.
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>> J Money: My ancestal sword.
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>> Ky: It's got your family crest on it. Do justice to
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the sword.
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>> Ky: It just says dick slayer down the blade or something like
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that.
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>> Ky: he cutting off penises or.
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>> Ky: We don't know. We don't know.
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>> Ky: Well, that's.
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>> Ky: We don't know.
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>> Ky: That's. To J Money's heritage, you have to cut off
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the penis if you've been dishonorable.
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>> Ky: So is that why you're not circumcised? Justinu if your family, they
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just take the whole dick? They don't just do the.
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>> Ky: They would take the whole dick because all of them have been
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dishonored.
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>> J Money: That's true.
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>> Ky: That's better to be uncircumcised than
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non dicked. Okay, I think he got the right end
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of that deal.
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>> J Money: I lose no honor by having
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foreskin. I lose zero hon by having
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j J.
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>> Ky: Money's the most honorable in his village.
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>> J Money: If anything, it holds the honor
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po it contains.
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>> J Money: I tie it off and it fills with honor.
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>> Ky: So uncomfortable.
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>> J Money: It feels great. Dude, don't knock it until you try it.
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>> Ky: I don't know.
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>> J Money: Thank you, Connor. Thank you, Connor. My uncut
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brother. Thank you, dude. Thank you.
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>> J Money: You and me, we'this together.
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>> J Money: Yeah, man. All these fucking cut.
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>> Ky: Humiliated fuck
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shop shop dick motherfuckers
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taken from me before I knew I had control over it.
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>> Ky: Exactly.
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>> J Money: Sor that happened. You Ryan?
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>> Ky: Assassination of my penis. Yeah, the foreskin on my penis.
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>> Ky: The other two of us have no comment.
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>> Ky: We.
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>> J Money: We do have to move on with a story.
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who's next? Sean, are you there? Are you up next with
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this? Your dad? Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Ky: So, I thought. I thought I would keep it
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light, but in the end I realize I can't ever really make it
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heavy. My. My dad is a rather stoic man
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and, not quick to temper.
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I think you could definitely say he's like a lot of people. You know,
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you. You drive 30 minutes away and you forgot the
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keys to a building you had to go in. He curses a lot, but
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that's like anyone, right? So I figured that I would lay
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down on the idea that my dad was a very
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calm tempered man and
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I my brother first, but I
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also pushed his patience to
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many limits. And I wanted to tell you guys about the
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best time that I did that. So
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to take you back a good. A good age, a good
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spell, I would say this was like 1997,
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1998. I was like 12 or 13
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allgh. I'm in the backyard. As
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you guys would all know, my house is rather long
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and single storied. So if you're in the backyard by
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the back door, you have a whole fucking yard before you can
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even see, like the front yard in the. And the cars that are
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parked there. My parents had both their cars parked up front. I'm
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in the backyard fucking around with a golf ball and
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you know, a driver thinking, I'm going to get
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cool with my dad. I'm going to learn how to golf.
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As soon as he sees me out there, he's like, stop
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pointing yourself towards the front yard. You're going to
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fucking hit one of the cars. I'm like no I'm not.
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I'm not even that strong. I don't even know how to hit the ball.
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Literally not even five minutes later, I finally
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get a good thwack. And my dad just happened to
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be right out there about to start the grill. He hears the
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thwack. Both of us turn our heads and look up and crane
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to watch the ball slide into the sky.
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And then you hear this K thump. We look
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at each other and I start running up front to see what the fuck
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I hit. Realizing he's right behind me. Running right
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behind meump D dump dump dump D dump dump through the yard.
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I like dip into the front like walkway that goes
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out and you see right in the middle of their
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Mercury Mountaineer passenger door.
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>> J Money: Not the Mountaineer driver side
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passenger.
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>> Ky: Right in the middle. Fucking golfball dent with the
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divots. The gots somehow made it into the dent
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in the door. That's how hard I hit it. Being inexperienced
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and incapable of controlling myself as a golf.
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>> Ky: That's a good hit, dude. That's a good hit.
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>> Ky: Hey, that's.
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>> Ky: I still to this day feel like that might have been my best hit. But you know what
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hit was better than that? literally as I came
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around to see the door, I stop dead,
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my eyes go wide. I'm taking in that I
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did exactly what he told me not to do. And
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little do I understand that behind me is a du du du
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stop du d And he like soccer
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punk kicks me right in my ass. Just like list me
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off. Like he
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took the bararest second to see that I did exactly
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what he told me to not do or be paying attention to
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what I am doing. And he was like this
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motherfucker did exact and just literally lifted
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me off of my 12 year old feet. Just like Charlie
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Brown. Missing the kick but finally getting it. And this time me being
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the one finally making contact.
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>> Ky: Ohesd I
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pushed.
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>> J Money: His was a happy ending to the story.
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>> Ky: Was there.
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>> Ky: God, it went right into my asshole like it was, it
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was. It skipped the cheeks completely. Dude, it went right into
492
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the fucking cherry zone.
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>> Ky: That's why you have no ass. Your dad kicked it in when you were
494
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12.
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>> Ky: Okay, this is a deformity.
496
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>> Ky: Then what did he do as a.
497
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>> Ky: Kid to caus it to him?
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>> Ky: All right, he also has no ass.
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>> Ky: He gott act your
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>> Ky: That's right.
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>> Ky: That's gener trau.
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>> Ky: That just lets you know it's tearing down in the blood line.
503
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Well, so here's the thing dad. My dad was
504
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adopted. So I'd like to believe that my grandpa did have
505
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an ass. Obviously didn't get to pass it down. My dad was
506
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adopted. So what my dad took passed
507
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on to me. It was a bloodline of,
508
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you didn't learn your fucking lesson as a kid. Let me kick your ass
509
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real hard. Ass falls off. And then he carried that on to me.
510
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>> J Money: It'kind of a magical nature versus nurture. It's a classic
511
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question.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: Who do you trust? Which one? You know,
514
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,796
that about sums that up. at anytime that my dad has lost
515
00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:18,801
control, it's because I put. Pushed him over the edge,
516
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knowingly or unknowingly. So.
517
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But just to say I got toa throw this out. He was also the man to tell me,
518
00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:30,242
the cops are not your friend. So you take that,
519
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:31,424
up in grab.
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>> J Money: Fucking truth right there.
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>> Ky: That is the truth.
522
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>> Ky: Had to throw that little dangler out there and just. Just so everyone
523
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knows.
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>> J Money: so after Shaw, I get confused. is it.
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>> Ky: I think it.
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>> J Money: Why is it me?
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>> J Money: It's uky.
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>> Ky: Okay.
529
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>> Ky: Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Ky: yeah. So I'll go next. I you know, had a dad,
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so there's that noting.
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>> J Money: Right. I don't know why that has to
533
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be your first thing out of fucking.
534
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>> Ky: It's a great Jane's Addiction song.
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>> Ky: That's a dig right there.
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>> Ky: I also know that reference. yeah,
537
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sure.
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>> Ky: Ye great
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sureep.
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Until her addiction.
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>> Ky: So, I have. I have two super, super quickh.
542
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little kind of anecdotes about my father, who is a
543
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ginger and a rabid
544
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pothead for a very long time. So he's
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got, you know, he wasn't like. I'm glad he
546
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chose to abuse marijuana and not alcohol because.
547
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>> J Money: And not you.
548
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>> Ky: No. Yeah, my
549
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d. He was a pretty good sex guy back in the day. And that would have been
550
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rough, man.
551
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>> J Money: Getting Jack the job by your dad. Big old ginger fist
552
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right in the mouth.
553
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>> Ky: Exactly. so my dad is.
554
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All in all, he's a, pretty quiet guy.
555
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Usually kind of is in the background. My mom is a lot more like
556
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me, whatever. So he was pretty
557
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quiet, but usually pretty helpful. And one of the stories I
558
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think of all the time, and I laugh, is that we went to somewhere like a
559
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Sam's Club or a Costco. We're in this pickup truck
560
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and we're going to get. They got like a big one of those big
561
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oversized canopies for like a wedding. it was
562
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just like really big one of those big white ones. Fucking cheapo crap.
563
00:22:15,124 --> 00:22:17,884
Anyway, but it was really heavy, and it was a really big box.
564
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So one of the guys in the smocks helped us load it into the back of the
565
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truck. And my dad didn't have the straps with him
566
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or whatever, so he was justn toa l
567
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lift the box up and put the tailgate up because it was longer than the truck
568
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bed to keep it in there. So it's
569
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heavy. I was, like, moving the
570
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truck or something was coming back, and my mom was gonna lift the tailgate while he
571
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lifted it up. Well, as you can imagine, your thighs
572
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are against the tailgate leaning, and you're holding the
573
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super heavy thing. My mom lifts the tailgate
574
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and racks him in his ball sack
575
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as hard as you can believe.
576
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And we are in the very store.
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It is like a Sunday afternoon,
578
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and basically. So she listed up
579
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once, and he goes. He
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say anything made a noise, and then she goes,
581
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whoa, bo boom. Why isn't it going?
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>> Ky: She did it multiple times.
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>> Ky: o.
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>> Ky: He whacked him up.
585
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>> Ky: She f killed him. And so the worst part
586
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is when she did it the additional times he was trying
587
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to get it out. ##ick, get in the
588
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nuts. And so he finally just screames at the top
589
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of this lun, you're caught on my cock
590
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scre he screamed. I mean,
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he fucking screamed it.
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>> Ky: That is in dedication to the swollen
593
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daddy dick.
594
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All right. He probably stayed swollen
595
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after that if he wasn't before. I don't know.
596
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>> Ky: Oh, my God.
597
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>> Ky: My God.
598
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>> J Money: Maybe it's because I. Maybe it's because I know these people so well that I
599
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can imagine your mom, who's like,
600
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she got some power behind her.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
602
00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:06,407
>> J Money: Really, really heaping it into your old man's
603
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nuts.
604
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>> Ky: She knew it was heavy, so she was trying to, like, go fast
605
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so he could set it down. She wases whack, whack, whack.
606
00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:15,907
You're caugh on my car.
607
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:19,725
Like a pirate shouted it my
608
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your neighborhoods dud.
609
00:24:22,677 --> 00:24:25,650
Oh, man. Which is so unlike my dad. He would never. Something
610
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like. I know he would not want the attention for
611
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,122
it. He really would not.
612
00:24:30,282 --> 00:24:32,866
>> J Money: That would never come out of his mouth in a fucking, like,
613
00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,062
regular situation.
614
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>> Ky: Yeah.
615
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>> J Money: not even as a joke.
616
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>> Ky: No.
617
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>> Ky: That was. That was the worst circumstance
618
00:24:41,755 --> 00:24:44,587
possible. These are things we all should learn and hear
619
00:24:44,627 --> 00:24:47,627
about so we know what to look for if we ever find ourselves
620
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:50,527
in a similar situation. We just want to protect our cock.
621
00:24:51,187 --> 00:24:51,731
>> Ky: That's right.
622
00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:54,403
>> Ky: Similar situation being a dad. Yeah.
623
00:24:54,435 --> 00:24:55,923
Wherever a dad, you got to protect.
624
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>> Ky: That co be a husband or a father. And you
625
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,211
really Got to watch out.
626
00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:03,251
>> Ky: You got to start looking out. You got to look out for your assets. And it's a
627
00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:03,875
lot of the cock.
628
00:25:03,931 --> 00:25:04,211
>> Ky: It's.
629
00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:05,507
>> Ky: That's really what you're looking.
630
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:06,227
>> Ky: Dick.
631
00:25:06,347 --> 00:25:07,515
>> Ky: Yeah, they's chiefly dick.
632
00:25:07,571 --> 00:25:10,507
>> J Money: They dangle. They dangle a lot further down south, you know
633
00:25:10,507 --> 00:25:11,091
what I mean?
634
00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:12,139
>> Ky: Yeah, they start.
635
00:25:12,203 --> 00:25:12,253
>> Ky: Yeah.
636
00:25:12,532 --> 00:25:14,580
>> Ky: so you got to be real careful, you know?
637
00:25:14,604 --> 00:25:15,092
>> Ky: Yeah.
638
00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:18,124
>> J Money: Talk about their boobs, but they don't ever talk about a dude's fucking
639
00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:20,740
ball sack. They really hang. They don't really.
640
00:25:20,764 --> 00:25:20,996
>> Ky: Ha.
641
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,764
>> Ky: They get hangier, more pendulous as you age.
642
00:25:23,836 --> 00:25:25,008
>> Ky: Yeah, yeah.
643
00:25:25,468 --> 00:25:28,380
>> Ky: Father Time, am I right? He's catching
644
00:25:28,404 --> 00:25:29,124
up with you.
645
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,548
>> J Money: He's daddy, do us all.
646
00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:31,132
>> Ky: That's right.
647
00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:33,868
>> Ky: He's, you know, just a giant pendulum with
648
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:36,268
Father Time. Look at these balls. Because he's
649
00:25:36,308 --> 00:25:39,164
theinal man at the Y showing his fucking. His
650
00:25:39,196 --> 00:25:41,488
pendulum dick just swinging back and forth.
651
00:25:42,158 --> 00:25:44,973
>> J Money: Ky, thank you for sharing about your father's,
652
00:25:44,973 --> 00:25:46,618
ah, nightmari situation.
653
00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,174
>> Ky: All right.
654
00:25:51,366 --> 00:25:53,174
>> J Money: Con baby, are you.
655
00:25:53,366 --> 00:25:56,359
>> J Money: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I have a lot of stories
656
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,339
that's, with my father.
657
00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:02,435
It's a trade off of being tough as nails
658
00:26:02,459 --> 00:26:05,307
on one side and a lack of emotional
659
00:26:05,395 --> 00:26:08,235
intelligence on the other. And it's just like one of them is just
660
00:26:08,259 --> 00:26:09,523
making up for the other.
661
00:26:09,683 --> 00:26:10,423
>> Ky: Yeah.
662
00:26:12,473 --> 00:26:15,469
>> J Money: and I, like, I didn't
663
00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:18,381
have a story to talk about tonight, but, like, that kind
664
00:26:18,397 --> 00:26:21,274
of sums him up pretty well. and
665
00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:24,074
what came to mind was the time that I broke my
666
00:26:24,106 --> 00:26:26,650
nose playing football with you guys in the
667
00:26:26,674 --> 00:26:27,238
park.
668
00:26:27,698 --> 00:26:28,443
>> Ky: Yeah.
669
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,116
>> J Money: just like, you know, we were what, 18, 19,
670
00:26:32,252 --> 00:26:35,060
running around a park, just playing football, playing tackle
671
00:26:35,124 --> 00:26:37,768
football. I ran into the back of some kids head,
672
00:26:38,108 --> 00:26:41,104
broke my fucking nose. You guys didn't tell me
673
00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:44,104
about it. And you're like, no, no, you're fine. Just, just keep
674
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,416
playing. Just keep playing football. You'll be fine.
675
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:49,456
>> Ky: Looked like just. It was a very minor break. It was still a break. It
676
00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:52,448
was a hard hit, but it wasn't like his nose was sideways. It was just like a little bump.
677
00:26:52,488 --> 00:26:52,792
We were.
678
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,776
>> J Money: Yeah, like put some fucking tissue in
679
00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:56,488
there. You'll be fine.
680
00:26:56,528 --> 00:26:57,304
>> Ky: Ye just.
681
00:26:57,336 --> 00:26:59,696
>> J Money: You'll play quarterback from now on. Just don't get tackled.
682
00:26:59,832 --> 00:27:02,096
>> Ky: It's football, you pussy. Come on.
683
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:03,152
>> Ky: Yeah. Yah.
684
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,896
>> J Money: That was kind of k y'opinions on noses.
685
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,308
Ky has no.
686
00:27:07,948 --> 00:27:10,860
>> Ky: Yeah, classically known as a,
687
00:27:10,924 --> 00:27:13,796
as a Roman nose, cuz it's Roman all
688
00:27:13,852 --> 00:27:15,008
over his face.
689
00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:18,748
>> Ky: I can smell. I can smell the other side of the earth.
690
00:27:18,788 --> 00:27:20,208
You wouldn't believe what they're.
691
00:27:22,028 --> 00:27:24,428
>> J Money: I can fucking See it? I see it.
692
00:27:24,508 --> 00:27:26,748
>> Ky: Yeah. Just can see with this fucking peripherals.
693
00:27:26,868 --> 00:27:28,928
>> J Money: But anyways, I definitely broke my nose.
694
00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:29,652
>> Ky: Yeah.
695
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:30,044
>> Ky: Oh, yeah.
696
00:27:30,076 --> 00:27:32,636
>> J Money: And then it was like, I think I saw my dad later that
697
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,646
night. Didn't say anything to me. Just like
698
00:27:35,662 --> 00:27:38,590
we had dinner. Just like nothing. Didn't even
699
00:27:38,614 --> 00:27:41,574
acknowledge it. And it wasn't until like two days later, it was
700
00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:44,566
your mom Ky that was like, no, your nose is broken.
701
00:27:44,702 --> 00:27:47,654
You should go to the hospital or like, do something about it.
702
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,414
>> J Money: Right? Someone else's parent fixed
703
00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:51,018
ye.
704
00:27:52,998 --> 00:27:55,862
>> J Money: And then so like, I went home to go talk to my dad
705
00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:58,338
and I was like, dad, my nose is broken.
706
00:27:59,258 --> 00:28:01,970
Should I go to the hospital? What should I do about it? And he was
707
00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:04,498
like under the deck chopping
708
00:28:04,538 --> 00:28:07,514
wood, doing something like as manually as
709
00:28:07,546 --> 00:28:08,930
you could possibly be doing.
710
00:28:09,074 --> 00:28:09,418
>> Ky: Yeah.
711
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,406
>> J Money: And he's like, o, no, no, no, no, you're fine, you're fine, fine. Just like, come here, come
712
00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:15,246
here, come here, come here. And he like takes my nose and like pulls it
713
00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:16,750
down and resets it.
714
00:28:16,894 --> 00:28:19,158
>> Ky: O, you're good to go.
715
00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:21,822
>> J Money: See you later. Oh, you don't need to go to the
716
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:22,438
hospital.
717
00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,430
>> Ky: Brutally, brutally painful. But why was this not done when he saw
718
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,818
you originallyn to delay that.
719
00:28:29,138 --> 00:28:31,770
>> J Money: `` I don't know. It's that. It's that lack of
720
00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:32,917
emotional, intelligence.
721
00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:34,605
>> Ky: Or like, okay, so he's just like.
722
00:28:34,637 --> 00:28:37,477
>> J Money: Well, had a fucking clue what was going on in my life at the time.
723
00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:40,623
>> Ky: I'm looking at him. He is broken. But, I'm not gonna bring it
724
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,219
up till he talks to me about it.
725
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,939
>> J Money: Did even ask you how it got broken?
726
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,339
>> J Money: No.
727
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,407
>> Ky: Oh my God. I will say, had he told you that he was
728
00:28:53,423 --> 00:28:56,343
gonna do that in the moment, it probably just would have been worse.
729
00:28:56,471 --> 00:28:56,783
>> J Money: True.
730
00:28:56,831 --> 00:28:59,647
>> Ky: You'been like anticipated it a little bit. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're not gonna
731
00:28:59,663 --> 00:29:02,575
touch my nose. It's probably super painful. But if your parents
732
00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:04,699
just like, hey, come here, come here, come here. I gota.
733
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,999
>> J Money: Some shit I you to my dog, man.
734
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:09,527
>> J Money: Sh.
735
00:29:09,663 --> 00:29:10,579
>> Ky: Exactly.
736
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>> J Money: But like, he's played hockey for like 30 years.
737
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He's like, had five broken noses.
738
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He's like, had his jaw wire shut ca. Because he
739
00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:23,259
caught like a stick to his jaw
740
00:29:23,919 --> 00:29:25,639
drinking straw for six months.
741
00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:26,215
>> J Money: Yeah, bad.
742
00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:28,151
>> J Money: We've all met your operate dad.
743
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>> J Money: Bet he's been hit. I bet he's been targeted.
744
00:29:30,775 --> 00:29:32,699
>> Ky: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sure he has
745
00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:36,831
on his ah. On his, on his drop in hockey. And
746
00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:39,751
there's nothing against recreational hockey, is
747
00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:42,767
he? I'm assuming he's probably like an enforcer. Right. He will go
748
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,439
out and just bully a few guys.
749
00:29:44,479 --> 00:29:47,471
>> J Money: I think he was back in the day. I think he started to melload little.
750
00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:49,327
>> Ky: Bit like
751
00:29:49,423 --> 00:29:51,631
70sllo out in a lot.
752
00:29:51,655 --> 00:29:53,924
>> Ky: Ofockey when I
753
00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:56,821
>> J Money: My first memory of Connor's dad is he was
754
00:29:56,845 --> 00:29:59,477
essentially Clint Eastwood. Yeah, true.
755
00:29:59,573 --> 00:29:59,997
>> Ky: Agreed.
756
00:30:00,093 --> 00:30:02,797
>> J Money: Barking barking out of barking out of a fucking like
757
00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:03,861
truck or something.
758
00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:04,261
>> Ky: Yeah.
759
00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:04,861
>> J Money: Rolling down.
760
00:30:04,925 --> 00:30:07,845
>> J Money: I mean if he had a 357 he'd be dirty hary
761
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:08,733
reincarnate.
762
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>> Ky: I mean reallyact same
763
00:30:11,469 --> 00:30:13,997
bearing, same steely eyes. Connor get a
764
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truck.
765
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>> J Money: Yeah.
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>> Ky: O my God. There's his dead. Holy shit.
767
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>> J Money: Those are actually those might be the exact words
768
00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:21,569
are getting the truck.
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>> Ky: He wouldn't have sworn. He wouldn't have sworn like that unless
770
00:30:25,205 --> 00:30:27,925
really meant it because he's always pretty composed.
771
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,693
It would just been have been a command.
772
00:30:29,781 --> 00:30:30,237
>> J Money: That's it.
773
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>> Ky: Yes it's his his eyes commanded
774
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,989
that kind of respect. I mean not to give away a whole
775
00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:38,965
story but there was an underwear stare down that I saw Connor and his dad
776
00:30:38,997 --> 00:30:41,745
do against each other and guess his dad won. His
777
00:30:41,777 --> 00:30:42,857
dad won that stared.
778
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>> J Money: He always won.
779
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>> Ky: Even in his underwear.
780
00:30:47,809 --> 00:30:48,789
>> Ky: He won.
781
00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:52,393
>> Ky: That's great.
782
00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:53,389
>> Ky: Jesus.
783
00:30:55,249 --> 00:30:57,929
>> J Money: Oh shit. Well, kind bad.
784
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>> Ky: yeah.
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>> J Money: Your dad's a legend. Yeah, he's a
786
00:31:00,975 --> 00:31:02,559
nicer legend.
787
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>> Ky: Yeah.
788
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:05,687
>> J Money: Super nice guy. Like catch him at the bar he'll talk your fucking ear
789
00:31:05,703 --> 00:31:06,259
off.
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00:31:06,749 --> 00:31:09,605
>> Ky: Super nice. He's never been mean to me. He's been such a nice guy.
791
00:31:09,677 --> 00:31:12,541
>> J Money: Always just yeah as a kid I found him to be
792
00:31:12,565 --> 00:31:14,069
a tead frightening you.
793
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>> Ky: Yeah, as a kid. Yeah.
794
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>> J Money: It was like an end of high school through fear.
795
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>> J Money: Yeah.
796
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>> Ky: Yah.
797
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>> J Money: Definitely.
798
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>> J Money: The very limited interactions I did have with
799
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them. But
800
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Anyway I think our last guy to talk about his
801
00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:32,187
dad and I think one of the reasons we dec ``ided to do an episode
802
00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:34,159
about dad's
803
00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:37,207
is our own big cat Rya.
804
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:40,159
>> Ky: L. Tell me
805
00:31:40,239 --> 00:31:42,999
is the is father lyion is the pr. Is the
806
00:31:43,079 --> 00:31:43,999
the pride of the pack here?
807
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:46,543
>> Ky: This is Mu Fasa now we're talking about the pride.
808
00:31:46,591 --> 00:31:47,351
>> Ky: Yeah right.
809
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:48,219
>> Ky: Of the pride.
810
00:31:48,904 --> 00:31:51,885
>> Ky: there's a lot of stories I think when we originally discussed doing in this
811
00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:54,661
episode it was. I, I. If I'm being
812
00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:57,377
honest with you, I can't even remember what stupid
813
00:31:57,433 --> 00:31:58,953
anecdote I was telling you guys about my dad.
814
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,869
>> Ky: I don't remember exactly but it was just another
815
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:03,201
in the line.
816
00:32:03,265 --> 00:32:06,094
>> Ky: It was another like So I figured instead of doing
817
00:32:06,142 --> 00:32:09,030
any specific story and by the way the stories you guys told were
818
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:11,926
perfect. They were excellent. I'm going to just run
819
00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:14,822
through a list of items and interactions I've had with my
820
00:32:14,846 --> 00:32:17,726
dad. Oh, that's perfect. We'll go from
821
00:32:17,758 --> 00:32:20,478
there. If something really, really buzzes you
822
00:32:20,534 --> 00:32:23,488
buzz in for me, let me know. and this
823
00:32:23,504 --> 00:32:26,192
is just all entirely off the dome. Which way I'm
824
00:32:26,216 --> 00:32:29,203
going. so within the last four years he has
825
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been engaged three times.
826
00:32:34,011 --> 00:32:36,979
So 1. 1. There we go. 2. Bought a
827
00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:39,917
million dollar home recently, and then contacted
828
00:32:39,949 --> 00:32:42,669
the previous owner like a lunatic to find out what he
829
00:32:42,685 --> 00:32:45,573
knew and discovered. The previous owner said well
830
00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,989
it's haunted. And that's been an obsession of
831
00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:48,765
years.
832
00:32:48,893 --> 00:32:49,365
>> Ky: Yes.
833
00:32:49,453 --> 00:32:51,509
>> Ky: So now we're just going backwards. This is all recent.
834
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>> Ky: This is very super.
835
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>> Ky: This is very recent.
836
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>> J Money: I mean I'm frankly if someone like if I owned a house and someone called
837
00:32:57,961 --> 00:33:00,849
me like the next owner called me 100% it's
838
00:33:00,865 --> 00:33:01,473
haunted.
839
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>> Ky: Yeah.
840
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,033
>> Ky: Yeah.
841
00:33:05,137 --> 00:33:07,461
>> J Money: Getuck that's every apartment I've ever lived in.
842
00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:10,809
If you're asking me for an apartment review, that shit's
843
00:33:10,825 --> 00:33:11,481
haunted.
844
00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:14,545
>> Ky: That s haunted. Yeah. This Conor new apartment is
845
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,625
extremely haunted.
846
00:33:15,753 --> 00:33:18,497
>> J Money: Yeah, I actually write that down in my exit inventory.
847
00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:20,549
Every place I already lived at. Haunted.
848
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>> Ky: Haunted.
849
00:33:21,781 --> 00:33:23,765
>> Ky: It's haunted. I need. I'm out of here.
850
00:33:23,773 --> 00:33:25,841
>> Ky: That's why none of these ghosts are horny.
851
00:33:26,141 --> 00:33:26,957
>> Ky: Yeah, yeah.
852
00:33:26,989 --> 00:33:29,761
>> J Money: The gost horny enough. That's why I left.
853
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,293
>> Ky: Demi Moore is in no ghost fanty.
854
00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:35,093
>> J Money: Stand there with a boner and none of them jerk me off all
855
00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:35,541
poty.
856
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,532
>> Ky: Classes for fucking nothing. this is. Yeah, clearly none
857
00:33:38,556 --> 00:33:41,556
of them were. Sean did his s ghost so he's alive guys. That's what
858
00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:42,280
happened.
859
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,866
>> Ky: More baby oil.
860
00:33:47,315 --> 00:33:50,208
>> Ky: We'll go let's see. I'm trying to think of other incredible
861
00:33:50,256 --> 00:33:53,136
stories here. Sorry with all that I got distracted
862
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,024
there. Easy one. This is another. This is another very
863
00:33:56,064 --> 00:33:56,480
easy one. u
864
00:34:00,285 --> 00:34:01,625
soid
865
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:03,605
let's see.
866
00:34:03,645 --> 00:34:06,277
In recent years has taken some contracts to
867
00:34:06,301 --> 00:34:09,022
Ukraine. when I most recently asked about why
868
00:34:09,094 --> 00:34:12,034
not going back Ukraineia was like well, kind of. It got. It
869
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,978
got a little hot. I didn't know what that meant. And then he informed
870
00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,698
me that some of the guys he was working with going to
871
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,611
Ukraine, we
872
00:34:20,651 --> 00:34:23,347
maybe we'maybe not wanted in
873
00:34:23,419 --> 00:34:26,323
Europe. We'll leave it at that. So had to kind of take
874
00:34:26,347 --> 00:34:29,147
a, kind of take a take a break on.
875
00:34:29,259 --> 00:34:30,915
So there's a little bit of that a little bit of
876
00:34:30,923 --> 00:34:33,843
thatro basically to.
877
00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:36,718
Yeah, exactly. To to what what he described. Well I was just, I
878
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:39,390
was, I was just the medical guy Medically check Him and then
879
00:34:39,582 --> 00:34:42,486
be out of there. But anyways I came back and a million dollar home in
880
00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:43,382
Florida. That's good.
881
00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:45,926
>> Ky: Yeah. It's got ghost though. It's not cool as I.
882
00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:48,446
>> Ky: It's gotost. It's got gost so it's not super great. I don't get great sleep
883
00:34:48,470 --> 00:34:49,034
there.
884
00:34:50,414 --> 00:34:51,554
>> J Money: Just go back to.
885
00:34:52,854 --> 00:34:55,319
>> Ky: Yeah get better sleep in Ukraine. There's louder things there.
886
00:34:55,269 --> 00:34:58,264
other. Other items. Is a. Is a
887
00:34:58,344 --> 00:35:01,242
as as I think the podcast 'at least interested
888
00:35:01,258 --> 00:35:04,074
in guns. At the very least. He is a true gun nut.
889
00:35:04,114 --> 00:35:06,780
He has many guns. he has had me cos
890
00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:09,706
sign on. On Whatever
891
00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:12,074
it was at one point to purchase a
892
00:35:12,114 --> 00:35:15,066
historic machine gun. So he and I technically
893
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,922
owned the mechan. The firing mechanism.
894
00:35:17,058 --> 00:35:18,574
>> J Money: You own it together?
895
00:35:19,194 --> 00:35:20,414
>> Ky: We own it together.
896
00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:23,842
>> Ky: Wait, he needed you to co.
897
00:35:23,898 --> 00:35:24,778
>> Ky: It's a world war war.
898
00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:25,074
>> Ky: Yeah.
899
00:35:25,114 --> 00:35:25,129
>> Ky: Yeah.
900
00:35:25,129 --> 00:35:25,389
>> Ky: Ah.
901
00:35:25,466 --> 00:35:28,384
>> J Money: Is it like a waterol cooled sort of thing?
902
00:35:29,164 --> 00:35:32,052
>> Ky: I. I have actually no idea what the reason is that I
903
00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:35,036
had to cosign. I do know it's because the type of weapon
904
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:37,724
it was A and B, he needed
905
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,716
one other person's documentation on that item and that was
906
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,716
the association. So I was gonna be his guy on that one so. Well, there we are
907
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:44,464
with that.
908
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,732
>> Ky: He has a gun range or had a gun range
909
00:35:47,788 --> 00:35:49,884
in multiple homes at this point.
910
00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:52,866
>> Ky: Multiple homes. his newest home. He does still go out back
911
00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,676
in practice. He he. He's a super gun guy.
912
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:58,549
He has I think when
913
00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:01,509
his eventual father passes he will have an arsenal
914
00:36:01,549 --> 00:36:03,957
upwards of 800 hundred.
915
00:36:04,053 --> 00:36:05,649
>> Ky: 800.
916
00:36:06,389 --> 00:36:08,629
>> Ky: I actually don't know what you do guys. Right.
917
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,165
>> Ky: That's gon be your like the nypd like.
918
00:36:11,197 --> 00:36:14,197
>> Ky: Yah. No, it's more than the nypd dude. Come
919
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,621
on. They wouldn't be able to figure your.
920
00:36:15,645 --> 00:36:18,229
>> J Money: Dad had way more guns than my dad had ninja
921
00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:19,669
fucking swords, Nina.
922
00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:22,661
>> Ky: Swords. Well. And that wasn't even a real
923
00:36:22,685 --> 00:36:25,467
ninja sword. These are real fucking guns. Yeah.
924
00:36:25,603 --> 00:36:27,364
With right now jus.
925
00:36:28,959 --> 00:36:31,859
When he comes to visit the town I'm in right now.
926
00:36:31,844 --> 00:36:34,636
he will oftentimes instead of stay in a regular hotel
927
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:37,236
stays at the like the hourly inns you can
928
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,252
get. Let's say. Let's say. Let's say it's a
929
00:36:40,268 --> 00:36:42,584
name that wrs with. With
930
00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:46,084
on Avenue. On Zward
931
00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:46,899
Avenue. He will
932
00:36:46,849 --> 00:36:49,657
>> Ky: Is that because you don't have to lay down a credit card? You can just pay in
933
00:36:49,697 --> 00:36:52,045
cash. Is that. Is that why he stays off the grid?
934
00:36:52,101 --> 00:36:55,005
>> Ky: What you want you pay off the grid? Yeah, off the grid. Off the
935
00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:57,965
grid. He's off the grid all the time. He has talked to me about getting
936
00:36:58,021 --> 00:37:00,843
a, flip phone to be off the grid as he's
937
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:03,167
tired of. Tired of quote unquote it.
938
00:37:05,467 --> 00:37:07,617
That's fair time. We got, I'll close.
939
00:37:09,077 --> 00:37:10,669
We gu. We got a lot we can go back on.
940
00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:11,893
>> J Money: I can't believe he finds these.
941
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:14,813
Dude, I'm telling you, I asked a guy if I could say hourly because I was
942
00:37:14,845 --> 00:37:17,493
traveling a just driving, and he looked at me like I was the
943
00:37:17,525 --> 00:37:20,317
biggest, dumbest piece of shit in my life. No, dude,
944
00:37:20,397 --> 00:37:22,701
they're $49 a night. Oay.
945
00:37:22,749 --> 00:37:25,522
>> Ky: Not when you got. Not when you got. Yeah, not when you got,
946
00:37:25,803 --> 00:37:27,579
>> J Money: Yeah, $49.
947
00:37:27,763 --> 00:37:30,531
>> Ky: Yeah, I got the full
948
00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:32,127
49 up front, man.
949
00:37:34,142 --> 00:37:37,054
he is. He is. I think as we've previously
950
00:37:37,118 --> 00:37:39,990
discussed, he's a true lizard person. Is that not correct? Did we. I
951
00:37:40,006 --> 00:37:40,934
think we agree on that.
952
00:37:40,998 --> 00:37:43,082
>> Ky: I mean's the original lizard.
953
00:37:43,682 --> 00:37:44,882
>> Ky: He's the original lizard.
954
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:47,658
>> Ky: I still have not met him personally, but I've heard tales of
955
00:37:47,690 --> 00:37:50,498
him licking his independently rotating
956
00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:53,522
eyeballs. That made it to me
957
00:37:53,602 --> 00:37:54,582
very real.
958
00:37:55,602 --> 00:37:58,546
>> Ky: Got. I. I mean, just basic notions. He's a guy,
959
00:37:58,647 --> 00:38:01,560
sometimes when you're talking to him, you're not sure if he's had a stroke because there will
960
00:38:01,576 --> 00:38:04,352
be no response. He won't blink. You're not sure if it.
961
00:38:04,432 --> 00:38:07,328
If just life stopped with him, and then he'll chime back
962
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,328
in. So there's a veraal disconnect. I know we talked
963
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,328
about it. Of an emotional disconnect previously, and he's
964
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,252
certainly another individual in that category.
965
00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:19,353
other signs that he was. He's a true
966
00:38:19,385 --> 00:38:22,153
lizard. When he was living with us as a kid,
967
00:38:22,225 --> 00:38:25,105
I do remember certain points where he would walk into the kitchen,
968
00:38:25,241 --> 00:38:28,145
just pull out pepperocinis and eat said pepperocinis and
969
00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:31,065
then leave. That was the nourishment
970
00:38:31,121 --> 00:38:34,089
for whatever that feeding was at that point when you.
971
00:38:34,113 --> 00:38:35,757
>> Ky: Got a call to action. Dude.
972
00:38:36,117 --> 00:38:38,429
>> J Money: Yeah, I sometimes raised on
973
00:38:38,453 --> 00:38:40,053
pepperocinis. I sometimes.
974
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:43,077
>> Ky: I mean, it was. It was. It was. It was alien
975
00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:45,909
enough to the point where thinking about it today, it's
976
00:38:45,933 --> 00:38:48,693
like he's kind of like the. The guy that
977
00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,285
needed sugar water from Men in Black.
978
00:38:50,341 --> 00:38:53,253
>> J Money: Honest. When you. When you couple
979
00:38:53,285 --> 00:38:56,133
the pepperocinis with like Ukraine and like the marriage
980
00:38:56,165 --> 00:38:59,165
proposals and like the like going internal when he's
981
00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:02,085
asking question and all that. That pepperocinis is like the cherry on
982
00:39:02,101 --> 00:39:02,867
top that.
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>> Ky: Yeah, it's sn.
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>> Ky: He did also teach me the original and I'll end here.
985
00:39:08,203 --> 00:39:11,059
The Way to get out of any conversation where you've been made
986
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:14,075
an idiot to know. I want
987
00:39:14,091 --> 00:39:14,483
to know the
988
00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:17,475
strategyy. This
989
00:39:17,491 --> 00:39:20,419
is the strategy. And I've used this before. I've
990
00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:23,395
used this before, too. The situation is, if
991
00:39:23,451 --> 00:39:26,195
someone asks you something of any
992
00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:29,137
modern items, that's going on
993
00:39:29,177 --> 00:39:31,782
currently, it's pertinent to a, modern
994
00:39:31,854 --> 00:39:34,302
society. Instead of
995
00:39:34,454 --> 00:39:37,398
acting as though you didn't know what they were talking about, where they. Where
996
00:39:37,422 --> 00:39:39,830
they correct you and they very clearly correct
997
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,556
you, you go, oh,
998
00:39:43,176 --> 00:39:46,104
you don't do that. What you do is how interesting.
999
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,080
Oh, my gosh. You get immediately engaged. And let me give
1000
00:39:49,088 --> 00:39:52,054
you an example, because I've used this before, and it'successful one of
1001
00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:54,868
my early years of teaching, I had a co teacher
1002
00:39:55,022 --> 00:39:57,760
who was talking about some kid we were having an issue with,
1003
00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:00,880
and she was like, no, it was so and so. And
1004
00:40:00,928 --> 00:40:03,752
he's very into. He's like, in
1005
00:40:03,784 --> 00:40:06,678
love with Kendall Jenn. I was like, oh, Kendall, I don't, I
1006
00:40:06,686 --> 00:40:09,454
don't have Kendall. And then she goes and
1007
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:12,390
says, no, Kendall Jenner, the model. And instead of saying,
1008
00:40:12,462 --> 00:40:15,054
oh, like, I didn't know what I was talking about. How
1009
00:40:15,134 --> 00:40:18,102
interesting. And that's
1010
00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:21,046
how you get of looking dumb. That's how you get out of looking as
1011
00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,982
though you have no concept with humanity because you spend half your time as an
1012
00:40:23,998 --> 00:40:26,998
alien. Like my father. Or in my case, you just don't want to
1013
00:40:27,006 --> 00:40:29,434
be an idiot. Yeah, that's how you get out of it.
1014
00:40:29,774 --> 00:40:30,914
>> Ky: Oh, my God.
1015
00:40:31,574 --> 00:40:34,262
>> Ky: That literally. I could just. I could see that coming.
1016
00:40:34,358 --> 00:40:37,094
They actually made a show. I think it's about your dad. It's called
1017
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,958
Resident Alien. And Alan Tudk
1018
00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:43,102
is the main guy who plays someone who is able to
1019
00:40:43,118 --> 00:40:46,046
look like a human but is an alien. And half the shit that comes out of his
1020
00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:48,970
mouth in that show. It sounds like your dad. I think they made
1021
00:40:49,002 --> 00:40:50,602
that show based on your dad.
1022
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,522
>> Ky: I could. Yeah, well, he's still learning. He's still learning,
1023
00:40:53,578 --> 00:40:56,450
you know, the human interaction. He's wondering what this is.
1024
00:40:56,642 --> 00:40:59,554
I don't know, because. What, Schwarzenegger in the first
1025
00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:02,530
Terminator film and then the second one, because it's two different
1026
00:41:02,562 --> 00:41:05,498
Terminators, but it took him. What was that, five minutes
1027
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,538
to learn how to be human. Not even a good human, Just someone who KN
1028
00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:09,414
to respond.
1029
00:41:10,114 --> 00:41:13,052
>> Ky: Yeah, he just needed a kid to be around, you know. It didn't.
1030
00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:15,564
It didn't work out the same, though, for you as a kid.
1031
00:41:16,464 --> 00:41:19,384
>> Ky: That's what. And that's a big part. But yeah, yeah.
1032
00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:22,312
He's still learning how to be human even though it took Schwarzenegger, you
1033
00:41:22,328 --> 00:41:22,528
know.
1034
00:41:22,576 --> 00:41:25,512
>> Ky: Well, he's like a half lizard, half half human kind of
1035
00:41:25,528 --> 00:41:28,392
guy. That's just what. That's where he sits. And he's not. I be very clear. He's not
1036
00:41:28,408 --> 00:41:29,484
a bad guy.
1037
00:41:29,984 --> 00:41:32,952
>> Ky: No, no, not. And I don't think this is
1038
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,056
a reflection on.
1039
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,984
>> J Money: He's just still learning how to be human.
1040
00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:38,830
>> Ky: He's just still learning. Yeah. It's not. It's not us bashing
1041
00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:41,954
frustrated with our fathers in any ways
1042
00:41:42,074 --> 00:41:44,379
or those in that role. It's an issue of
1043
00:41:44,329 --> 00:41:47,193
appreciation because we learned so much good
1044
00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:48,017
and bad from them.
1045
00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:48,609
>> J Money: Yeah.
1046
00:41:48,737 --> 00:41:51,545
>> Ky: Well, Justin's is probably the one exception there to
1047
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:53,473
get a fucking lame ass Nina sword instead of.
1048
00:41:53,529 --> 00:41:55,565
>> J Money: Yeah, I learned like very little.
1049
00:41:58,185 --> 00:41:59,165
A lot.
1050
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,775
>> Ky: but yes. Yeah. We love our dads
1051
00:42:03,895 --> 00:42:06,857
or we get bequeath their sex dol. You know, there's a
1052
00:42:06,881 --> 00:42:08,205
lot of different things.
1053
00:42:09,385 --> 00:42:12,025
>> Ky: We didn't even touch on that, but we could.
1054
00:42:12,145 --> 00:42:15,121
>> Ky: We gonna leave it. I was gonna leave it. But
1055
00:42:15,153 --> 00:42:18,145
yes, Justin did potentially have a share of sex
1056
00:42:18,185 --> 00:42:19,965
doll that was left to him.
1057
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,289
>> J Money: I had to split it between the siblings.
1058
00:42:22,337 --> 00:42:22,617
>> Ky: You know.
1059
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:23,205
>> Ky: Y.
1060
00:42:24,025 --> 00:42:26,561
>> Ky: Sex. That's. Yeah. Which'all what'all?
1061
00:42:26,633 --> 00:42:29,497
>> J Money: Male. So we, you know, we. It's a timeshare
1062
00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:30,273
actually.
1063
00:42:30,449 --> 00:42:33,321
>> Ky: It's. It's also. It's gonna make family reunions
1064
00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:36,095
look very cool. Y. And you guys all bring your portion and.
1065
00:42:37,275 --> 00:42:39,055
>> J Money: And dead dad.
1066
00:42:39,635 --> 00:42:40,415
Yeah.
1067
00:42:41,155 --> 00:42:44,051
>> Ky: You got the left hand, you got the right hand. You got the head,
1068
00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:45,899
you got the body. You ready to switch?
1069
00:42:45,987 --> 00:42:48,965
It's been a year. I'm ready for that right hand now. Okay.
1070
00:42:49,005 --> 00:42:49,705
Okay.
1071
00:42:50,365 --> 00:42:52,997
>> J Money: Sex doll gang banang family reunion.
1072
00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:53,445
Like.
1073
00:42:53,485 --> 00:42:53,933
>> Ky: Yeah. Yes.
1074
00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:55,997
>> J Money: Those words don't belong together, man.
1075
00:42:56,061 --> 00:42:56,261
>> Ky: No.
1076
00:42:56,293 --> 00:42:57,345
>> J Money: That's what we're gonna.
1077
00:42:58,045 --> 00:42:58,429
>> Ky: Yes.
1078
00:42:58,477 --> 00:43:01,065
>> Ky: And that's. Yeah. That's a. That's the next Zach Bryan song
1079
00:43:01,105 --> 00:43:01,450
too.
1080
00:43:02,395 --> 00:43:04,655
>> Ky: yeah. Oh, yeah. Back of a.
1081
00:43:05,675 --> 00:43:06,735
>> Ky: Back of a truck.
1082
00:43:08,115 --> 00:43:09,035
>> J Money: Cold beer.
1083
00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:10,835
>> Ky: Small town sex doll back country.
1084
00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:11,499
>> J Money: Get out here.
1085
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:13,415
>> Ky: If sex.
1086
00:43:14,555 --> 00:43:15,299
If you.
1087
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:18,243
>> Ky: If you don't share your sex doll with your brothers,
1088
00:43:18,379 --> 00:43:19,419
then I don't want to talk.
1089
00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:21,003
>> Ky: That's also a T shirt right there. Right?
1090
00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,107
>> Ky: That's a T shirt.
1091
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:24,891
>> J Money: I'm upset that she had a better ninja sword than I do.
1092
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:25,330
>> J Money: Yeah. Ah.
1093
00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,455
>> Ky: Ah. Yeahah.
1094
00:43:27,395 --> 00:43:30,193
>> Ky: Dud you. We walked out of
1095
00:43:30,209 --> 00:43:33,133
that double wide. down those shitty little steps with
1096
00:43:33,229 --> 00:43:36,085
nin sword just beaming.
1097
00:43:36,205 --> 00:43:37,025
Daddy.
1098
00:43:37,565 --> 00:43:40,141
>> J Money: I finally got my comeupp and I got
1099
00:43:40,213 --> 00:43:42,629
my holdout. This is my
1100
00:43:42,677 --> 00:43:45,637
inheritance right here. This sword that
1101
00:43:45,661 --> 00:43:48,661
he got. No doubt. At some
1102
00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:50,821
kind of Spencer's somewhere.
1103
00:43:50,973 --> 00:43:53,941
Yeah, in middle America. Des
1104
00:43:53,973 --> 00:43:54,045
Moines.