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The signal they cannot standardize. The frequency
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they cannot find. Quartz Junction Radio, 529
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AM. And we are not going anywhere. I don't know
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what you're talking about. Hello, I'm Val Simpson,
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candidate for president of the HOA. My opponent
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Riley Quartzon says she's for all things free,
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but did she really say all things free? What
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about free surveillance? Yes, I'm for weed barriers
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for all, and eliminating all roundabouts to be
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replaced with signal lights. But who isn't? Don't
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forget, I am already working with the drone lobbies.
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I've paved the pathway for cameras on every corner.
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Let the drones roam free. I'm Val Simpson, and
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I approve this message. drones without borders.
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This Saturday, don't forget to tune live as we
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report straight to you from the Salton Sea Tiki
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Party at the world -famous North Shore Beach
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and Yacht Club. We'll be speaking to some of
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the biggest names in showbiz, including Astro
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Hexley, Ceramic Lifestyle magnate Tony Synth,
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and the legendary Robert and his lovely wife,
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Helene Alexander, pioneers of mid -century desert
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design. It says house, deemed emotionally off
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-theme. I painted the house myself. I picked
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everything from the published charts. It says
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right here, desert sand, whisper, and soft mesquite.
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I don't understand. They say I owe them money.
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This is exactly what happened when I was in Brownies.
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I tied all the knots, like in the manual, and
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they said I couldn't get the badge. Turn off
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your radio! Now! Oh, look. Another unpaid thinker
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with a microphone. Is today themed or is it something
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deeper? Well, I don't care. I'm filing complaint
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number four. Why don't they respond? Broadcasting
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live from studio seven and a half in the vast
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frontier where the sand shifts but the static
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stays, this is Quartz Junction. We now take you
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to the North Beach Yacht Club at the Salton Sea
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where the festivities are in full swing, whether
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they're invited or not. at North Beach Salton
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Sea. This is everybody's girl. And honestly,
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the vibe here is like vintage chaos meets emotional
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brunch. Let's see what's causing all this mayhem.
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They want to declare the Salton Sea a desert
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monument. Guess even man -made accidental lakes
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are getting participation trophies now. Turquoise
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was literally dead before I wore it. My followers
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cried when I brought it back. You're welcome,
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Earth. Knock knock. Who's there? Wave. Wave who?
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Wave goodbye to your sad beige era. I brought
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actual color. But if you call my aesthetic millennial
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gray, I will drown you. Did you hear about that
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crypto mogul who claimed to decentralize his
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own trial? I hear he posted bail and NFTs. Like,
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obviously my table has the only caviar that didn't
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come from a gas station. Try keeping up. They're
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saying the lake isn't fancy enough to host yacht
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fest. Really? I saw a fish wearing a bow tie
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just yesterday. Maybe it was just trying to blend
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in. Nope. That fish was going places. Remember
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to report all non -compliant offenses such as
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mismatched patio furniture or unauthorized flags
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to the CIA. Compliance Intelligence Authority.
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I'm like a lake in a drought. I could really
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use some of your sparkle. And I'm more of a mirage.
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Keep walking. Remember to use my approved list
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of charity -based fashion boutiques. Shopping
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at Goodwill is just poor people cosplay. I heard
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his legal defense was entirely blockchain based.
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I suppose that means the jury is still mining.
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My friend works in city planning. She says politicians
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want to set up mining hubs but think they're
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just fancy rock gardens. You didn't hear me the
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first time? I said stop listening to the radio!
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How did you get this far? I will report you to
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the CIA! Turn off your radio! Alright! How many
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of you are rocking here at the North Beach Yacht
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Club? Don't forget to create that profile on
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HOA FaceFinder app. I myself am hoping to get
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selfie of the year. All right, we got ourselves
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another micro cover. Micro cover, this is becoming
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a habit. Yes, a micro cover. Oh brother, here
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we go again. This is a copyright violation. You
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guessed it. It's not a party unless we got ourselves
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a micro cover. Come on everyone, name that tune!
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You covered a song from a TV series. Stop what
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you're doing. Write this down. Vote for Blake.
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Enhanced beige without the drama. And that concludes
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our party at the North Beach... Following mandate
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6D, smooth exterior texture of walls is not permitted,
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retroactive 12 months prior to this message.
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Failure to comply will result in a letter, followed
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by a visit from the officer of the HOA court.
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I came in very confident, and now I'm questioning
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everything.
00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:04.139
The signal they cannot standardize. The frequency
00:00:04.139 --> 00:00:08.300
they cannot find. Quartz Junction Radio, 529
00:00:08.300 --> 00:00:16.359
AM. And we are not going anywhere. I don't know
00:00:16.359 --> 00:00:20.039
what you're talking about. Hello, I'm Val Simpson,
00:00:20.660 --> 00:00:23.719
candidate for president of the HOA. My opponent
00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:26.039
Riley Quartzon says she's for all things free,
00:00:26.059 --> 00:00:29.399
but did she really say all things free? What
00:00:29.399 --> 00:00:33.039
about free surveillance? Yes, I'm for weed barriers
00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:35.359
for all, and eliminating all roundabouts to be
00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:39.659
replaced with signal lights. But who isn't? Don't
00:00:39.659 --> 00:00:42.240
forget, I am already working with the drone lobbies.
00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:44.960
I've paved the pathway for cameras on every corner.
00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:48.439
Let the drones roam free. I'm Val Simpson, and
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I approve this message. drones without borders.
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This Saturday, don't forget to tune live as we
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report straight to you from the Salton Sea Tiki
00:01:12.689 --> 00:01:15.209
Party at the world -famous North Shore Beach
00:01:15.209 --> 00:01:18.430
and Yacht Club. We'll be speaking to some of
00:01:18.430 --> 00:01:21.030
the biggest names in showbiz, including Astro
00:01:21.030 --> 00:01:23.950
Hexley, Ceramic Lifestyle magnate Tony Synth,
00:01:24.250 --> 00:01:26.590
and the legendary Robert and his lovely wife,
00:01:26.790 --> 00:01:29.829
Helene Alexander, pioneers of mid -century desert
00:01:29.829 --> 00:01:37.170
design. It says house, deemed emotionally off
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-theme. I painted the house myself. I picked
00:01:39.670 --> 00:01:41.730
everything from the published charts. It says
00:01:41.730 --> 00:01:44.890
right here, desert sand, whisper, and soft mesquite.
00:01:45.150 --> 00:01:47.390
I don't understand. They say I owe them money.
00:01:47.709 --> 00:01:49.930
This is exactly what happened when I was in Brownies.
00:01:50.239 --> 00:01:53.319
I tied all the knots, like in the manual, and
00:01:53.319 --> 00:01:55.500
they said I couldn't get the badge. Turn off
00:01:55.500 --> 00:01:59.700
your radio! Now! Oh, look. Another unpaid thinker
00:01:59.700 --> 00:02:03.040
with a microphone. Is today themed or is it something
00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:06.260
deeper? Well, I don't care. I'm filing complaint
00:02:06.260 --> 00:02:28.599
number four. Why don't they respond? Broadcasting
00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.879
live from studio seven and a half in the vast
00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:34.819
frontier where the sand shifts but the static
00:02:34.819 --> 00:02:45.680
stays, this is Quartz Junction. We now take you
00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:49.039
to the North Beach Yacht Club at the Salton Sea
00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:51.879
where the festivities are in full swing, whether
00:02:51.879 --> 00:03:03.900
they're invited or not. at North Beach Salton
00:03:03.900 --> 00:03:07.500
Sea. This is everybody's girl. And honestly,
00:03:07.979 --> 00:03:11.659
the vibe here is like vintage chaos meets emotional
00:03:11.659 --> 00:03:15.060
brunch. Let's see what's causing all this mayhem.
00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:27.060
They want to declare the Salton Sea a desert
00:03:27.060 --> 00:03:29.680
monument. Guess even man -made accidental lakes
00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:39.460
are getting participation trophies now. Turquoise
00:03:39.460 --> 00:03:42.419
was literally dead before I wore it. My followers
00:03:42.419 --> 00:03:44.979
cried when I brought it back. You're welcome,
00:03:45.219 --> 00:03:55.419
Earth. Knock knock. Who's there? Wave. Wave who?
00:03:55.919 --> 00:03:58.099
Wave goodbye to your sad beige era. I brought
00:03:58.099 --> 00:04:08.689
actual color. But if you call my aesthetic millennial
00:04:08.689 --> 00:04:13.629
gray, I will drown you. Did you hear about that
00:04:13.629 --> 00:04:16.069
crypto mogul who claimed to decentralize his
00:04:16.069 --> 00:04:28.050
own trial? I hear he posted bail and NFTs. Like,
00:04:28.189 --> 00:04:31.610
obviously my table has the only caviar that didn't
00:04:31.610 --> 00:04:42.839
come from a gas station. Try keeping up. They're
00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:45.100
saying the lake isn't fancy enough to host yacht
00:04:45.100 --> 00:04:48.019
fest. Really? I saw a fish wearing a bow tie
00:04:48.019 --> 00:04:50.779
just yesterday. Maybe it was just trying to blend
00:04:50.779 --> 00:05:01.300
in. Nope. That fish was going places. Remember
00:05:01.300 --> 00:05:05.100
to report all non -compliant offenses such as
00:05:05.100 --> 00:05:09.019
mismatched patio furniture or unauthorized flags
00:05:09.019 --> 00:05:14.779
to the CIA. Compliance Intelligence Authority.
00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:23.879
I'm like a lake in a drought. I could really
00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:27.000
use some of your sparkle. And I'm more of a mirage.
00:05:27.180 --> 00:05:33.399
Keep walking. Remember to use my approved list
00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:39.199
of charity -based fashion boutiques. Shopping
00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:57.740
at Goodwill is just poor people cosplay. I heard
00:05:57.740 --> 00:06:00.600
his legal defense was entirely blockchain based.
00:06:00.779 --> 00:06:02.860
I suppose that means the jury is still mining.
00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:09.379
My friend works in city planning. She says politicians
00:06:09.379 --> 00:06:11.439
want to set up mining hubs but think they're
00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:18.899
just fancy rock gardens. You didn't hear me the
00:06:18.899 --> 00:06:22.620
first time? I said stop listening to the radio!
00:06:23.060 --> 00:06:26.379
How did you get this far? I will report you to
00:06:26.379 --> 00:06:46.199
the CIA! Turn off your radio! Alright! How many
00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:48.740
of you are rocking here at the North Beach Yacht
00:06:48.740 --> 00:06:55.220
Club? Don't forget to create that profile on
00:06:55.220 --> 00:07:00.959
HOA FaceFinder app. I myself am hoping to get
00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:07.379
selfie of the year. All right, we got ourselves
00:07:07.379 --> 00:07:11.000
another micro cover. Micro cover, this is becoming
00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.980
a habit. Yes, a micro cover. Oh brother, here
00:07:14.980 --> 00:07:18.560
we go again. This is a copyright violation. You
00:07:18.560 --> 00:07:21.860
guessed it. It's not a party unless we got ourselves
00:07:21.860 --> 00:07:26.620
a micro cover. Come on everyone, name that tune!
00:10:45.710 --> 00:10:53.769
You covered a song from a TV series. Stop what
00:10:53.769 --> 00:10:57.029
you're doing. Write this down. Vote for Blake.
00:10:57.610 --> 00:11:02.009
Enhanced beige without the drama. And that concludes
00:11:02.009 --> 00:11:19.009
our party at the North Beach... Following mandate
00:11:19.009 --> 00:11:23.909
6D, smooth exterior texture of walls is not permitted,
00:11:24.570 --> 00:11:27.649
retroactive 12 months prior to this message.
00:11:28.330 --> 00:11:31.870
Failure to comply will result in a letter, followed
00:11:31.870 --> 00:11:35.149
by a visit from the officer of the HOA court.
00:11:48.490 --> 00:11:51.330
I came in very confident, and now I'm questioning
00:11:51.330 --> 00:11:51.789
everything.
